https://www.adultwork.com/7662592 or https://www.adultwork.com/Mint%5FThai+lady

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/oadby-le2/--just-1-week-mint-very-sexy-thai-girl---07736563890/328018508

In the 10 weeks that she has been here this lady has racked up some good scores. Bucking the trend, Charliehutton said he found her a bit blokey and Andywb couldn't get over the fact that she had joked about being a ladyboy. These comments didn't deter me, I've reviewed a couple of TS's anyway. What really grabbed me from her other reviews was the consistent reporting of her willingness for proper kissing - boy did she deliver!

Comms were good, I sent a text a couple of hours ahead and got a quick response confirming my appointment. No list of prices and services, just brief and to the point, address of the building sent. When I arrived she texted the apartment no and the door opened magically as I approached. As soon as I entered Mint indicated to be quiet, gave me a quick kiss and grabbed my crotch. Checked how long and said £70 for the 30 minutes. No mention of any extras.

Mint looks very much like her photos. I would not say they were airbrushed and the tats match perfectly. She is taller than the average Thai girl, has long legs and a long lean body. Her tits are implants but not overdone. If they hadn't been added then she really would have a boyish figure, but she is real, trust me. She was wearing the skimpy outfit in her gallery where she is sat at the piano, but not for long.

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Mint indicated for me to undress while she stashed the cash, then stuck her tongue straight down my throat and started playing with my cock. We hadn't even got to the bed. This DFK was constant throughout the punt, tongue sucking, tonsil tickling, so different to many girls. I put my hand down and played with her pussy, she was dripping wet. Clearly a highly sexed young lady.

We lay on the bed, Mint straddled me, carefully positioned her pubic bone on top of my cock and dry humped me whilst snogging my face off, I stress this was not a pussy slide. She climbed off, told me to open my legs and went down to administer some oral. She started on my balls, licking and sucking, then worked around my perineum for a prolonged period, very impressive, tonguing all around the area and only just shy of full on rimming. Then up on to my boner with an energetic no hands blowie. I had to concentrate not to let myself overcook.

Mint reached for a condom, I said not yet and we swapped places. I returned the favour. She tasted fine and was enjoying herself. I too ran my tongue around and when I reached her bum she pulled her legs back with her hands to receive some rimming. I went back to the pussy, had my tongue on her clit, fingers in her vag and tip of my thumb in her bum. After a while she she put her hand down and exclaimed two! when she realised the fingers inside her.

Now we did go for the condom. As she rolled it on she was saying good cock, hard cock, I want your big cock. All part of her routine no doubt. We went mish first and Mint was thrusting up at me as much as I was pounding her. It was hard and fast and I slipped out a couple of times. We swapped over and she really went for it on top. I felt the sap rising and submitted to the inevitable. Mint put her hand on my mouth as I announced my arrival! Rather than climb straight off she stayed with me inside her for more deep snogging.

During the clean-up, she started playing with my cock saying I want to fuck again, but there was no chance of that. We lay kissing and chatting for the last few minutes. Whilst her English isn't great she gets by and makes the effort so no doubt will improve. Unsure how long she's staying, just saving cash, said not much money to be made in Thailand. Mint gave me the jokey patter about being a ladyboy, said doctors cut it off. I told her I had had a good inspection and she has a real pussy. She laughed and said doctors can make one but they can't make a baby (she had already told me she has a daughter). From my limited knowledge of the subject I don't think they would produce the juices that were free-flowing either.

I was there the full time. It really was a full-on session, I think this girl just loves sex. She seems to me to be completely natural. Her energy reminds me a little of Thai Lisa who is of course a bit marmite, but Mint is not so crazy. Excellent punt and thank you to all who have already reviewed her.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/westcotes-le3/emily----first-time-in-uk---/319710950

Finally got to see Emily this morning after having her on my hit list for a while. She’s been discussed on here before.

Comms okay made arrangements for a 30min booking for £60.
Text to say I’d arrived and she calls me directing me to a house and asked me to call her when at that house for her real house number, all went okay.

She hid behind the door and wasn’t the girl in the pics but I was more than happy when I did see her, perfect height, perfect smile, perfect figure 100% the kind I’d go for (maybe better).

Up to bedroom which was clean and nice. Passed her the Monday and asked about any extras, owo £30, lip kiss £20 I declined them both respectfully. She nips out to stash on her return we strip. Wow what a gorgeous little body and pussy. On with the rubber she gives a good bj for about a minute, I asked if I could lick her pussy since it looked amazing, nope can’t do that. She lubed up and went on top for around 2 minutes but hardly made any effort at all. I asked for doggy, nope not doing that, asked her to stand and bend over the bed, nope not doing that. I went to lick her tits and she said (yes you can guess), nope, she drew a line around her perfect nipples with her finger and said not touch here so no nipples are to be touched. Attempted to touch her pussy for her to push my hand away. All the time I’m telling her how beautiful she is (cringe).

So missionary it is then although I did manage to get her to the edge of the bed with legs in the air but even then she asked me to go very slow and only put half my cock in her, fuck sake I’m not even that big. Somehow I managed to cum with only half penetration looking at a body I wasn’t allowed to do fuck all with, cleaned up and left. Could have gone for 15 mins as I was out in around 16 minutes.

Such a shame since this girl has in my opinion a perfect body and seemed friendly enough, it’s a pity the service is crap.

I would have given a negative but she can have a neutral for I loved her body, it’s also a shame I’m going to be thinking about licking her pussy that didn’t happen all weekend now.

No doggy
Half penetration
No pussy touching
No pussy licking
No nipple touching or licking
No enthusiasm
= No return visit

https://www.adultwork.com/4414004 or https://www.adultwork.com/Hot%5FMeg

Been umm-ing and arr-ing about seeing this one for a while, mainly because of the mixed bag of reviews. Fired off a text and after a few exchanges was directed to a pay and display car park in Sutton near to the Costa. Parking is free for 2 hours but you need to get a ticket. Text to say I was parked and was directed to find a door next to a particular shop and to text when I'd found it as she'd have to come down to let me in (the buzzer doesn't work). Did as instructed and had to stand for a minute or so waiting while she came down to let me in. It was evening so no prying eyes but if you visit during the day there would be lots of shoppers around and you'd probably feel awkward.

The girl herself was pretty enough - blonde with a girl next door look. Her body looked pretty good as I followed her up the stairs. The flats themselves are shit holes - imagine something out of Shameless. The bedroom was ok though.

We'd already agreed one hour for £120 with two cums, so handed over the money and got naked. She then pulled out some lube, about 50 wipes from a pack and a condom out of the packet. Putting them all on the bed next to us. Then she proceeded to use about half the wipes to scour my cock until there was no skin left on it - she did this for about two minutes. She also kept telling me off for touching my cock - apparently the germs she was wiping off with the wetwipes were being replaced by me touching myself  Her English is not great guys and as you've probably guessed by now, she's a bit weird. She kept tapping my nose and giggling which I found a bit strange - even as we were fucking.

Anyway, after the wipe she started giving me a decent BJ. This went on for 5-10 minutes until I felt the juices rising so I warned her I was going to cum. She moved away from my cock like it was a venomous snake and said something about 'I no cum in mouth'. Fair enough - CIM is extra on her profile.

She cleaned me up and I asked for a massage while I recharged.

This is where it became a definite Neutral. She said she couldn't massage me as she doesn't do massage at the same time as GFE. If I'd wanted a massage I had to book a massage and not the GFE. Very weird.

So instead of a massage she chatted shit in pigeon English for 15 minutes until I was ready for round two. To be fair round two was decent - some good oral and sex in various positions (although it did seem a bit scripted - 5 mins in cowgirl, 5 mins in doggy, etc.) When I was ready to pop she took the condom off and gave me a decent handjob to finish.

So in conclusion, I wouldn't rush back but I guess she's alright for a plan D pump and dump.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/derby-de1/girl-alicia---gfe-best-service--new--/328054216

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This was doomed from the start.

Texted to book a time a few hours ahead, as i'd need to travel a bit to get there and don't like to piss about.  Took about 2 hours to get a reply, and was a canned response with the usual location, price list and a bonus 'I dont see black guys because [reasons]' message to follow.  I reply, nothing, then after 10mins the same canned response.  Reply again, then get the confirmation finally.

On arrival, nothing doing.  No response.  So given there's some other options in Derby I set about having a look while i'm sat in the car.  Halfway through a text convo with someone else, I get a new message from 'Alicia' - same canned response as before.  Apparently i'm a new texter again.  So I reply, and again nothing.  Actually, having met Alicia before, I'm fairly certain she has a phone-madam/pimp that's just really bad at their job, but it's still a fucking negative in anyone's book.

However, I do know that 'Alicia' has a friend that always travels with her whom i've met in passing before (and from memory was quite nice from a distance) so I decide to give her a go, which leads me onto...  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=404279

Had a lot of Thai and Chinese so time for a change. Tired of a message and was soon replied.
Booked in for around midday and off I pop.
The house is just about ng7, nice looking new build, fairly quiet and lots of parking.
Door opens and she was an absolute stunner… exactly what is on the photo (for a change).
Short skirt and crop top, pretty face and about a size 14?
Anyway straight upstairs and into lots of kissing and stroking…
Blow job was sloppy, followed by doggy with baby oil on the arse…
Soon popped my cork and was on my way..
£60 for half hour… probably there 25 mins…..
Lovely

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This punt was a definite positive

I was searching AW looking for CIM and had noticed Femme Fatale (FF)‘s profile
I had seen her 23 positive feedbacks on ukp
I would like to thank those who reviewed before.

Services
French Kissing – Wow!
CIM and OWO More Mow! A real Dyson and bagless!
Tit Wank Great - her bolt ons are firm though
Penetration (protected) enthusiastic not the tightest but great in “super tight Doggy” and good in Heels to Heaven 
Uniforms -  dress and undies as required

Price   £180  for the booked hour   as expected
Comms Difficult as her phone was dying she showed me later but her cheerful can do attitude got us together     I was visiting 4 pm ish so a quite time with less temporal stress?
Location  A tired flat with already candle lit room. Bedspread well used but reasonable area but was in daylight, well outside anyhow.
Parking Some free on street nearby
Would I visit again   Am pushing for hotel outcall but she is unkeen. A clean Primark etc. top sheet is inexpensive to bring so probably will…
Pictures (AW) are fair see below one for most accurate 

The girl is as described, “easygoing, bubbly, & horny” is very fair. Though not sure if she is very pretty as room quite shadowy but definitely attractive. Her uninhibited engaging personality takes over and fun was had! Tall about 5’ 6”.  Firm bum and very firm body. Her dark hair though nicely long but is quite rough feeling. Claimed, probably correctly to have one Pakistani parent and one Polish(?) one. Clean and wholesome all over.

Timings No clock or phone watching though room to dark anyway. I think I called time, part of me thinks we would still be there…
Premises As described room for improvement. There was another person who FF claimed was her co worker who half heartedly knocked on the door after an hour? FF told me to ignore it and kept on sucking and chatting.

Plus Enthusiastic, nymphomanic but directable. Masterful oral technique
Great body and though very firm, bolt on boobs 

Neutral A bit scatty with directions and timing, told me to text her but had not supplied number. However was very patient so time of arrival not a deal for her.

Negative Location

General She seemed very fresh and not jaded. If you have limited visit time that might be an issue. I think she might be afraid of being seen either in the light or visiting a hotel.   Will bring Garlic …






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Almost 3 years on from our first meeting, our diaries aligned for meeting number 5.

This was an outcall to my hotel north of Nottingham City Centre yesterday evening.

Fee: £800 for 4 hours

Woofie is very well reviewed, as always she arrived bang on time and dressed in a casual summer dress and trainers. This was not on long and underneath was some stunning Lingerie and black hold ups as requested.

A few sips of Champagne and a catch up on life and then clothes were off and time to get involved with her tremendous pussy and arse after some fantastic DFK.

Naturally on going down on her she had a pair of love balls in place in her pussy and was already very wet. In my head I was going to try and deny her coming for half an hour, in practice thos was about 15 minutes as she literally begged me to let her cum.

A nice first squirt over with and she was straight down on me, taking me all the way, plenty of gagging and spit, wonderful! Condom on, doggy pussy, doggy anal, ATM, cowgirl anal with more squirting and a first finish in her mouth with over a weeks worth of cum. Woofie sat up, head back, gargled my cum for a few seconds before swallowing the lot, commending me on the volume!

A rest and a chat for maybe 20 minutes or so before she pulled a girthy dildo from the vast collection of toys she had with her and said you want soaking right? Yes I said... then neal down.

She sat on the bed and I worked the dildo into her pussy and went slowly back and forth, she was loving it, I sped up and inside a minute she screamed pull it out now and she hit me square on the chest with a massive fountain squirt! I put it straight back in and was rewarded with a 2nd shot followed quickly by a 3rd. I was drenched but oddly only the right side of my shirt.

She then put the same Dildo in her arse and I watched as she bought herself to another shuddering climax, this time gushing down her thighs.

Bed and floor was now soaking so it was on with a condom and time to make use of a perfectly shaped armchair that was a light grey colour....not for long!

Straight into some very hard doggy anal with Woofie barking out all sorts of obscenities and encouragement until she let out a massive gush that went everywhere. Now I had an armchair that was half dark grey and another puddle on the carpet.

Next was back to me using the Dildo on her as she wanted to make sure the left side of my t shirt got the Woofie treatment. Bang, inside 5 minutes the entire front of my shirt was drenched. She knelt on the floor and I rung it out into her mouth which she gratefully swallowed.

Time for another extended breather, and a glance at the watch and I was like wow, we are only just over half way!

Change of shirt and we were ready to go again. This next part was just a blur of fucking, ATM, 69, Anal, Pussy, multiple fingers in both holes and squirting, a hell of a lot of squirting. At one point in cowgirl she was slamming down on me and coming every 30 seconds or so and every time she slammed down her juices sprayed over my face, It was amazing, plus the lovely warm feeling of her juices running all over me will long live in the memory.

Finally after an intense anal pounding in missionary I came a 2nd time. Woofie took the condom off and asked permission to drink the contents, which I of course granted. Once that had been downed she was back down on me for a sensual clean up to ensure no drop was wasted.

I am sure I've missed out loads here, however, I told her my main request for the evening was to be drowned in her juices and boy did she deliver! I've just finished drying the chair, I always wondered why hotels provide hair dryers and now I know.

Now to try and make a 6th meeting before the year is over. As always, hard to book, but oh so worth the wait.

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Booked LittleX a week prior for a 1 hour outcall to a hotel I was staying at.  All services and times agreed via AW message.  Deposit paid for 50 notes.

On the day, fired off a message to her to confirm she was still ok with the meet.  Got a message an hour later asking if I could push it back an hour as the booking before mine wanted to extend, I agreed.  Another hour later, got another message asking if I was interested in a 2 hour meet.  I said I was not and wanted to stick to the hour.  She then asked if I could still do the original time.  I agreed again.

An hour before the scheduled time, got a message from her letting me know she was not up to it and would be cancelling.

Fortunately I got my deposit back the next day.  However it remains a negative for the change of time and then wanting me to extend to 2 hours.

Look, I'll give her the girl this: her phone skills are very good. She will lure you in with charm and high expectations and then...

Anyways, I arrived at the location after booking a meet with this girl a few weeks ago. She was very helpful with the directions to the location.
Upon arriving, she was very discrete and asked for me to not make any noise when entering, fair and understandable.
Entered, she's a short, chubby girl in a cute way (until she takes her knickers off).

Handed over money for 30 minutes and as per previous discussion, asked for a bit of domination.

She played ball but won't get into details. Came to around 20 minutes and I asked if she could fuck now since we had two minutes to go.
She asked me for another £50.
I obliged because I listened to my little friend down there.
Pumped the bag and left.
All in all, 150 down for half an hour with a half-assed girl that looks like a goblin (I mean, just look at feet. I felt sick. Sorry to say.)

There are way better girls in hotels nearby for 100-150 for 30 mins that will provide better services. Onto them.

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Just had a meet with this scammer. Over the phone comms were great and she was superbly polite and mentioned that it’s £60 for 30mins and includes everything (anal, oral without and kissing etc). I was thinking with my dick and was there to her location in 10mins.

She’s in north street on the way from marketon park to Derby city centre. Location was easy to find and she gave a wrong address to start with but came outside waving at me when I told her I’m outside. Showed me her boobs on the street which was very unusual and she had a studio room in a house with discreet entrance. Handed over the money and her behaviour changed all together.

Meeting:

Asked to the strip and came on condom straight and I asked her if I can touch her boobs, or kiss her and she told later please and let her make a start. She had a high raise bed in her room and she didn’t even came on bed or undress herself. Started with blowjob forcibly and then handjob (with oil applied on her hands secretly). I was asking her to let me touch her and she told me please wait and again said later. Made me cum in a matter of 5mins and then rudely asked to me leave or else she will shout.

  horrible meet and it costed me £60 for 5mins and she was rude and a seems a scammer. Just thought of posting this without delay to save others go through the horrible experience.

www.adultwork.com/1559437 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexysweetmarie

This is one where reading the review is needed rather than just jumping onto the positive rating!  It is something of a special case.

Marie was one of my first regulars decades ago before I knew about AW or UKP, so I was only seeing a couple of women.  She was my first review on here back in 2014, I notice that I said I have seen her a few times which was something of an understatement.

For several reasons, my visits to her declined sharply and I have not seen her since before well before Covid – it is just me that is now defining time periods as before, during and after Covid?  I have recently looked back at several of my old regulars, see recent review of Katy77, and for a while I kept an eye on Marie’s profile.  She has it noted that she is not working now, and it has been like that for a long time.  However, the fact that it was still there, and she did log on occasionally made me decide to try one polite email approach with enough information for her to join the dots that it was me.

I received a nice reply and after a few exchanges we agreed a 30 minute appointment at her usual place north of Nottingham.  At that point she did not have prices up, so we agreed a rate which felt reasonable.  I note that she has now put rates back on the profile which are higher than I agreed.

Reasons for a positive rating are mainly personal to me, it was great to have a session with an old regular and we slipped comfortably back into the old routine.  Perhaps not the most flattering comment for her but like putting those comfortable old slippers back on!!  She was as friendly as ever, with a good attitude and gave me some great OWO!!!  A very enjoyable session.

However, if I take off the rose tinted glasses, I have to admit that, like me, she has aged and put on some timber.  She was never a skinny one, which was fine I like a real woman, but definitely a bit chunky now.

Not sure that she is really bothered about escorting now so whilst she saw me and I suspect a few other regulars I do not know whether she would see a new punter.  However that might change.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/coventry-cv1/sweet-pocketrocket-ebony-is-back--/325612067

Now in Coventry.

70 for hh

Was coming off a bad previous B&S, saw the ad and fancied going back to my main preference.

Comms are okay, a bit ocd but probably just trying to be meticulous. A chain of comms requesting when you are coming/close/ on the way etc

Venue was nice and discreet.

Upon viewing the Sp she’s alright, was not disappointed, nice figure too. A small compact stacked look. Ass is not a bubble but a nice feel to it, nice tits to match frame too and good sized nipples.

Funds exchanged and onto the action, oral was good, was already on go but wanted to enjoy. Good depth and good suction, 7/10.

Her pussy felt good, cycled through positions, most enjoyable being doggy. Ass ripples a lot, there’s not a lot back there but it ripples a lot and is very soft.

Only negatives is her phone would constantly go off which was distracting from before the punt all the way up till the end. Busy bee 

The next negative is it was rushed, clock watching too. I never take the piss with timing but tried to cheat with timing so a mark down there. Putting the earlier and this together, two and two together you could tell potentially a conveyor belt. Which all things considered preliminary comms probably to track how many she can squeeze before and after.

Nevertheless it’s a positive, a weak positive, would probably revisit but definitely as a plan b.

https://www.adultwork.com/7257598 or https://www.adultwork.com/Mature%5Fsarah69

My streak wasn’t being fair to me, back to back, but on the plus side I did see a better sp after this, review for that to follow.

Called and she answered, asked to book for half and hour and all agreed. Comms were a bit sluggish but got the details sorted.

Arrived in the area and started getting uneasy a lot of foot traffic, I was praying it wasn’t outside this club with a massive line I saw.

Got the door number and if you’re not careful you’ll miss it a few times like me. Definitely saw the previous punter come out of the place, in my head when I ask for further details I pray that it’s not down the place I just saw that guy come out of. I get the reply it is. Fuck. It is not discreet whatsoever and across is a pub so the worst combination ever.

Literally one way traffic alley so you’ll clearly see the previous person leave and if you time it bad and awkward exchange and backing up of one party.

So I come to the door, run down, I’m thinking this can’t be it, the door has a paper sign. Regrettably the door opens. Kill me now.

So in I go, my immediate thoughts, what in the bando house am I looking at. Never seen a drug den but if I was to guess what one looked like it’d be this.

I then look at the woman once I’ve detached myself from the horror of the place. Hmm it’s not her. Very stark difference between the two. Scatty.

She realised I’ve clocked on to the fact, must have been very expressive facially in my disappointment. Then goes on to relay that the Sp had to deal with an “emergency” and would I like to see her instead.

Even the horn wasn’t strong enough here, the body wasn’t great at all plus she kept sniffing and it wasn’t cold, deterred me even further and I decided to walk.

Unsure if my appointment got bumped, Sarah was even there in the first place as this woman was texting off her phone acting like her, or in fact there was an emergency at all as I’ve seen SP’s use this tactic before.

Whichever the case it was a waste of time.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/barton-in-fabis-ng11/sexy-katy-thai-massage-x/327071299

Dour and joyless pump and dump. 

Booking sorted by text and I checked that OWO and kissing were available as per the Vivastreet ad.

She is tall for a Thai, probably around 5ft 6 and facially like her photos - well the ones where her expression is glum. She was wearing a summer dress and as I shortly found out she was naked underneath. She was polite and formal, not friendly and welcoming. In my experience if a Thai says she is over 25 then she is probably at least in her forties. I'd say she is in her mid thirties which was fine by me. We went upstairs and into a small bedroom with a single bed. She told me to strip off while she stashed the cash. She came back in and told me to lie on my front. What followed was 5 minutes of crap massage. I asked for sensuality and got mild brutality including toe cracking although things improved when she sat on my back and I could feel her bare arse and some bush siding over me. Rolled over and she removed the dress while I was looking at her. Slim but not toned, trimmed fanny, mum tum and larger than expected but slightly saggy boobs. Not a tight Thai bod but ok. Her English was very rudimentary throughout.

She moved between my legs and put my cock straight in her mouth for what I assumed would be some OWO. Immediately it felt wrong and she went at it very hard and fast. It got me hard but I wasn't enjoying it. When she moved away I saw the problem - she had put a condom on with her mouth so it was OW. She said OWO "next time". I tried for a snog a couple of times but she just moved her head away and said....."next time".

Once I was hard she lay on the bed, liberally covered her fanny with lube and indicated that I should start fucking. She just laid there while I pumped away. I said I wanted her to turn over and I finished in doggy. She didn't move while I was pumping away. She disengaged, handed me the wipes and told me to get dressed. She put her dress back on and left the room. A couple of minutes later she returned and led me down the stairs and showed me out looking almost happy. Her parting words were...."next time".

Given it a neg because I think she knows exactly what she is doing - the absolute minimum as quickly as possible. I also think she speaks more English than she lets on. It was a waste of £60 and unsurprisingly there will be no "next time".

I was there just over 20 minutes.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/woodthorpe-ng5/brownie-----cheeky-and-sweet/325544543

Background: I've cast my eye over this one previously. Some room renters at this place are terrible. I'd previously had trouble with Cookie but decided to try Brownie. On the day in question, I'd already had a massage and given I like to eat out Carmen, I asked Brownie if she'd be up for RO. She was. I think you can get most things with her.

Location: Carmen's gaff in Arnold
Comms: Easy by text
Service: RO only
Duration: 20 minutes
Price: £40
Girl: Super lovely, cute, friendly ebony. 21 years old. Amazing body exactly per photos. Great tits. Fit. Size 6-8

Meeting: Upstairs and into room on middle floor. Brownie went to stash the cash. She stripped, lay back and I went to work. Shaved, tasted great and you could tell was tight. Got my full 20 minutes. Not sure she came but she was close - but I didn't mind one bit. I was lapping and sucking and licking away. She got wet and was responsive.

Left a happy man. Best pussy I've licked in years, and the chance with a 21 year old black girl was great. Will return for sex if I can confirm it. Recommended.

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Wawa's the right side of the dividing line between 'thin' and 'slim', but not by much. She's still nice and womanly, though, with a shapely little arse and small-to-medium, softish, natural tits. The tatts match up, but you wouldn't recognise her from her profile pics, which were maybe taken 10 years or so ago, and have been skilfully airbrushed. Attractive rather than pretty, I'd say, and a little bit of dental work may not go amiss, but all in all she's a nice, desirable girl.

Any disappointment that she wasn't quite the young beauty of those photos didn't last long, because in terms of quality of service she's up there with the best of them. As soon as we were in the room we were into a good, hearty snog, with plenty of tongues, as she took a firm grip on my crotch. She was wearing a skimpy little black dress, and as I reached round to caress her arse it was apparent she wasn't wearing any panties, and she had no objection when I was able to work a finger up her bum. Aye-aye, thinks I, we're on to a winner here; we'd barely exchanged pleasantries and I could already feel the sap rising nicely, a cracking start.

She responded nicely to frontal RO, and when I asked her to flip over she positioned herself perfectly so I could work my tongue fully into her both her fanny and her arsehole. I was already in fine fettle and so skipped the blowjob and went straight in for the main event, starting with a full throttle session of heels-to-heaven facing the mirrored wall. I'd asked her to put her hookers heels on - I always find them so damned sexy - and the sight of them flailing around my ears added an extra zest to it all.

Then on to doggy, and not long into a hearty rattle I had the urge for a bit of anal, and she trusted me to pay after the event, which I liked. A quick bit of lube and she positioned herself where we'd left off. It took a few moments to gain entry, but once I felt that unmistakable 'pop' we were away, and I was able to give it everything I'd got without having to rein things back at all.

When I reached the point of exhaustion I lay back for a breather, and this turned out to be the highlight of the occasion. She refreshed herself with a bit of extra lube and popped it back into her jacksy for a terrific spell of reverse cowgirl. My word, she threw everything into it, in the perfect combination of bouncing and grinding; she'a fit girl, too, because she must have been hard at it for a good 5 minutes before to her immense credit and my great delight she rode me to the finish. Good girl!

There wasn't much cleaning up for her to do as I'd finished in the bag, but she was meticulous about it, nonetheless, and here's the thing; she not only remembered I'd had a finger up her arse early on, she was able to identify not only which hand I'd used, but which particular finger, and she gave it an extra special clean with a wet-wipe. You really can't beat a good Thai girl for service.

This was in the familiar place near the General, the one through the little alleyway, and for half an hour I paid £80, plus an extra £50 for anal, which I know is exorbitant; I know that if stupid fuckers like me would stop paying so much then girls like her would stop charging so much, but the thing is, I can't function without my cock-pill, and one of these days the cock-pills will stop working, so you have to make hay while the sun shines. Anyway, as ILO says, we're gonna be a long time dead!

http://www.massage-northampton.co.uk/index.php/our-stars/erika

Paid £60 for 30 mins.

Decided to pay Erika a visit after a glowing report from scouting last week. Her mate, Sky, had recommended her to me when I last saw Sky but I didn’t take her word for it!

Erika is an attractive woman, currently sporting bleached blonde hair. She is thiccccc alright, lovely big juicy round plump ass and thick thighs. Big soft fake tits. She’s far from toned and I’d classify her as plump, a mumsy kind of body. But I did find her facially attractive and that ass was delightful. She was also very friendly and chatty, had me at ease immediately. Post punt she made good chat too.

Services enjoyed - OWO, RO, FK/DFK, fingering on her, sex in multiple positions.

The meet - she bounded into the room all bright and energetic. I was pleasantly surprised at her face and body. Some small talk and then into stood up kissing and groping. She suggested getting naked, I then suggested she got on all fours on the bed so that I could worship that bubble butt. We then moved onto her on her back and me giving her RO. She smelt and tasted natural, none of that lube taste, she tasted tangy and I enjoyed myself down there. She accepted a couple of fingers knuckle deep and my mouth glued to her clit. I think she orgasmed, she pushed me away while shuddering away and then said with a massive smile on her face, ‘good morning to me!’  Then moved onto me lying down on the bed with her giving me some decent OWO. Nice variations in pressure, depth and all the while looking into my eyes. A while later we rubber up and I go at it in mish, it was nice that she didn’t use any lube and tbh, she was pretty wet. Flipped her into doggy and noticed how creamy she was down there. Pounded her doggy with my thumb playing with her asshole. Then pushed her face down and ploughed her prone bone, which was fucking delightful feeling that big ass against me. Ended up blowing my load in the bag. I unmounted and we complimented each other on a good fuck, cleaned up and I was on my merry way. 

All in all, I did enjoy the meet with Erika and would return for more of that ass. Recommend.

https://www.adultwork.com/7602218  https://www.adultwork.com/Thai+Baby+Bella

This meet took place a couple of weeks ago and the service provider is currently advertising as being in Telford.  Nearly a TOFFT but she has another review as part of a two girl session for Mr Avenger. 

The venue was in the venue which has been used a few times recently by different girls on the Ropewalk.  The girl was as advertised.  Not a bad looking mass but nor was she a knockout.

I had been mucked about a bit earlier in the day but I was willing to give the benefit of the doubt it was someone else handling the call.  Some kind of offer to make up for the inconvenience would have been nice but no such offer was made.

Not much more to say about this one.  As intimated, she was reasonably attractive although she isn't one who really grabbed me.  No kissing, which is becoming far too commonplace now and so, unless there are other really positive factors in other ways, it makes me more likely to give a grey rating. 

The massage was good but everything else was okay.  I'm giving it a grey as I think it was as much down to me not being massively into her as anything else but she didn't really do anything to push this into a green, even a light one. 

https://www.adultwork.com/5936487 or https://www.adultwork.com/Jazmin%5FStar

80 for 30 minutes.

I went off the back of the first review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=383860.msg3912312#msg3912312

Now it’s always ymmv but oh my word my standards and Ukp standards seem to have a gulf sometimes. I’d love to sit down and ask wtf, I was misled.

This woman surely does take the piss. I’m not fussed on anonymity, I need to save some punters.

A liar, a moody cow and a conveyer belt service.

So initial comms were okay, standard procedure outlining what I want and how long, standard. Postcode supplied happy days im on my way.

Arrived and then there was silence.

Oh crap, what a waste of time I’m thinking.

Calls and text went through so left me scratching my head.

Fast forward after my scheduled appointment, what’d you know miraculously exactly after my appointment the messages came through on her phone.

Now if I was a retard then I’d believe that. I genuinely think she thought I bought that crap.

So as the horn was strong I proceeded. Big mistake, in hindsight I would have rather left with blue balls. It was that shit.

 To shovel ontop of the shit, she was very snappy, like someone had shat in her cereal.

The cheek, I tried to excuse as I’m pretty chill but she started taking the piss with the consistent snappy remarks, she gave me the impression that she’d make a scene on any whim to avoid lifting a finger.

The venue, I would say the beginning part is discreet but outside the door cameras and a rundown look would give anyone with two brain cells what goes on there.

Inside the actual room was clean actual plus. The only plus.

Now let’s go appearance. Again attractiveness is subjective. She is very mid. Would not double take in the street. Tits quite small. The only thing she had going for her was her ass. That was nice.

So action now. Can’t get any worse right? Wrong.

Condom rolled only, fake moaning. I don’t really care if you moan or not but fake moaning is so boring, like id stick on a porno if I wanting to hear that wailing.

I’m bored out my mind with this mundane technique. My dick is like a slinky right now.

“What position do you want”. Que? Oh this is going to be shit.

I part the legs and start up, oh the fake moans. I tried recalling an attractive woman in my head to blot out her fake moans. What made it worse was she was being restrictive with depth.

Imagine dipping your toe in water and taking it out, that was my dick. Oh god this was shit.

Doggy, and again restrictive, huffing and puffing from the miserable cow. I’m not asking for someone to be grinning teeth but my word this woman was shite. I speed up and then it hit me, like a mike Tyson himself uppercut me with a strong whiff of fish. Kill me now.

I’m calling on all my ancestors to cum as again I’m being rushed.

Finally cum, it felt crap, oh what a waste of time and money.

How she got a positive I don’t know.

Horrible moody miserable woman, fishy Fanny and conveyor belt. My luck!

Save yourself the misery

https://www.adultwork.com/4210185

Cost: £100 for 30 mins, which included owo and DFK

Location: Parked up in a church car park and then directed the two minutes walk to her home.

Comms: I emailed and arranged to meet a few days beforehand and then swapped confirmation emails on the morning.

Girl: FF is gorgeous with a great smile and slim body plus some nice enhanced boobs. Profile pics are accurate but don't show her pretty face. Probably in her late twenties but could be a bit younger.

FF was extremely friendly, chatty and fun from the moment I entered her home. She showed me to a pleasant bedroom and we had a nice kiss before quickly sorting the paperwork. What followed was everything I want from a meet. Loads of dfk and groping while standing. I directed her back against the wall and asked her to get on her knees. She delivered great dt, taking all of my cock and allowed me to properly face fuck her, which was brilliant. I then asked her to move to the bed for some 69 and she had a very sweet pussy, which I enjoyed licking and she also seemed to enjoy.

I had her lay on the bed with her head hanging over the side for more dt. I could easily have cum but wanted some sex so started in doggy and then moved to mish. At first, I planned a cim finish but in the end I so enjoyed the sex I decided to fill the bag.

This was a brilliant 30 mins experience. At £100 a little above what I normally pay for 30 mins but she was worth every penny. I will definitely return and am questioning why I took so long to see her in the first place!

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/nottingham-ng1/nottingham-oriental-escort-massage/320608562

Saturday afternoon session, was shopping in town and thought I’d see what’s free, fired a text to the Chinese guy asking who’s there this week, who quickly Whatsapped me a photo of her on the bed, looks wise all good, young and sexy, so off I trot over.

Girl in the flesh as per photos, nice he is using real photos.
Had a piss, washed my hands, gave him £80 for 30 mins inc owo and he nips downstairs.

The girls English was very good, as we start with a cuddle.
We both strip, she’s straight off with the kit, a tiny bit of belly on her but fantastic young tits with lovely nipples.

The usual operation of wet wipes and lotion the owo, not knee trembling but a fair try, 69 and all fresh, stuff a thumb in her fanny and lick her clit, no issues.

Bagged up for a few positions.
Popped in the bag and an assisted clean up

Was offered a massage that took us overtime, all in all a good meet.

Bottle of water given on exit.


Nice girl, good shag but gone Sunday night.

Photo added isn’t the one I was sent as not advertised


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https://www.adultwork.com/5289011

1 hour - £150.

Skyla seemed to be well established and have good reviews so I decided to give her a try. Her very skimpy profile seemed to focus on her breasts and they were often emphasised in reviews.

Comms were prompt and cheerful, clear directions given. The location is a small modern house in a safe and smart area of a town that can be rough in places. Skyla let me in with a smile. Inside, the house is modern and immaculately clean and tidy.

Skyla is petite, dark hair, good figure, attractive enough. Mid thirties seems about right. Not much in the way of conversation. Once the clothes were off I could see that she has a slim, fit body. Very nice but I couldn’t understand all the fuss about her breasts – just nice, normal, natural titties.

The session began to feel a bit flat, no conversation, no sparkle and the introductory smile had gone. OWO was good, quite deep and sloppy. Zero eye contact. Followed on with reverse oral, mish and then doggy to finish. Skyla responded to what I asked for but there was no spontaneity, no input at all except to do as I asked. All seemed a bit laboured and mechanical. The shower was good, very clean, nice and hot. Probably the best part.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6434911

Comms - AW email with prompt response then via text on the day.

Location - Serviced style apartment in the suburbs to the East of Nottingham, in the NG4 cost code area. Easy parking.

Cost - £160 for 1hr incall.

Lady - As per her AW gallery. Her hair colour was blonde at the time of the meet.

Meeting - I was told to come up when ready spot on time. Had a little chat first, likes and dislikes, then down to action. Lots of lovely FK building upto DFK while we explored each others bodies. As the clothes came off the the kissing went up a notch again. which then progressed to OWO. No complaints from me with her technique. Tried my best to please her with RO. No big fake ooohs and arghs just genuine enjoyment noises. Then on to covered sex and happy to attempt any position I suggested. Finished off with OWO and happily took CIM. Overall a geat GFE, exactly what I was after.

http://www.massage-northampton.co.uk/index.php/our-stars/erika

I saw Erika as a walk-in, just popped in the doorway between the shops on the off chance. As with many parlours, it is hit and miss as to how accurate MN's profiles are. In this case I would say pretty good. She's a bit older and larger than the numbers suggest, but they are acceptably close. I would say she is at least a size 10, but she is solid and well built. I think the modern description is Thick - good muscular thighs and bum, no unsightly bulges, toned flesh. Her artificial bits were not OTT - a couple of tatts which are expected these days, boobs just perfect size and shape, no scars but too good to be real, lip fillers my least favourite, pierced belly button which I do like plus a bonus tongue stud and a tiny lip stud. These embellishments seemed to match her larger-than-life persona. She is a bubbly confident lady who appeared to assess my requirements then take control, in a good way.

We started with some standing hugs and kisses, LFK with tongues flicking.  Erika started to undress me, so I did for her, but it didn't take long as she was only wearing 1 item of clothing, the pink outfit in the penultimate pic on her profile. Oh, and she did have those killer heels which she kept on for the duration.

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Erika now naked she threw herself onto the bed with her arms and legs wide open and told me to join her. An impressive looking gash right in front of my eyes made this an invitation not to refuse. I went straight at it for some RO, hands under her firm muscular bum.

We swapped for more kissing then oral on me which was without, no messing with wipes. Erika positioned herself so that I could take advantage of her body with my hands. A bit of gentle rubbing and I wet my fingers to allow smooth entry which was accepted without complaint. A bit of play on her starfish too.

Condom on, Erika was very proficient in CG, we switched to Mish, then doggie which I really enjoyed, hands cupping her bum whilst banging hard and eventually inserting my thumb until I shot my load.

Normal clean-up with some chit-chat. A thoroughly professional yet friendly job. Still £60 for 30 minutes.

 https://www.adultwork.com/7483846

It’s been a while but fancied a punt this week and Sunny was working in Oadby which wasn’t far away, Sunny has plenty of good reviews, so I knew i was in safe hands and I’ll keep this review brief.
The booking was easy to arrange (Sunny handles her own bookings) arranged 45 minutes for £100 and was given directions, easy to find flats in Oadby with lots of cheap parking nearby.
Sunny is pretty I.M.O. with shapely legs and a lovely round bum, her attitude is top notch and she really wants to please you. Started with loads of F.K. then O.W.O and I gave her some oral, all clean and fresh and a nice response from Sunny.
Sunny keeps asking you what you like and responds accordingly, she is playful, responsive and does everything with a nice smile. We had sex in multiple positions and finished with a H.J
Would i see her again? Absolutely.