or https://www.adultwork.com/amadea%2Elinda(Warning: Long, bit of a rambling review. Feel free to skip towards the end)Details:
2 hour incall, GFE/oral session, £260Comms:
Pretty shit actually. Sent an AW email asking a few things, standard fare confirming services, availability etc - it went unread and unanswered. Thought fuck it and sent a booking request anyway which was confirmed a day later. She sent her post code and that was the last I heard from her until about an hour before the meet when she said she'd be 15 mins late because of "traffic". Yeah, if you say so Location:
Nice flat on a quiet street. I wasn't entirely sure which door was hers because she wasn't clear and the correct door was locked so awkward 2 minutes in the street. But once inside a clean, cozy flat with a nice bathroom. There is on street parking but I don't know if you have to pay. Felt safe at all times.Services granted:
DFK, Massage, Hand Relief, OWO, RO, 69, rough ball playServices refused:
Fingering, Prostate Massage, Rimming (both ways)
Had an exceedingly rare opportunity to punt in London and thank you to everyone who helped me out on my earlier thread requesting help wading through the masses of options. Unfortunately the majority of people who took my fancy and were well reviewed were either on holiday, outcall only, didn't work weekends or lived too far away. I stumbled across Linda and although she was a bit above my price range, and didn't offer the more domme elements I was hoping for, she turned out to be a fun and enjoyable, if somewhat strange punt.
Linda is a very tall, very pretty girl with a cracking body. Easily 9/10 all round. Pictures on profile are definitely of her. She doesn't show her face on her profile but the one I did find was her.
I was greeted amusingly by a handshake. I'm really not a fan when a girl jumps on you the second you are through the door so that was appreciated but still a handshake is a new one even for me
Exchanged money, got a drink of water and took a shower. Toilet paper was quilted and towel was large and clean, although not particularly fluffy. Went back to bedroom and got down to it.
I've been mulling over how to describe this punt as it was pretty different to most any other punt I've had - not in a bad way, nor particularly good, just a strange feeling. It was like I was having a punt with a good mate after a few drinks down the pub. We had a lot of banter, some good conversation and a lot of laughs but never felt particularly sexy at any point, even though the girl was gorgeous.
Linda asks a lot of personal questions. And I mean a lot. But it never felt interrogative, more genuinely inquisitive and interested. By the end of the session we'd practically exchanged detailed life stories
This might put some people off and I know if we hadn't have gotten on so well it would have felt inappropriate but as it was I didn't mind.
We began with DFK and that was passionate and became very deep, once we got into it a bit. Then she stopped and asked if I had a girlfriend. What lol? Kissed a bit more then I asked for a massage which was really great actually - very hard like a good sports massage. Conversation continued covering all sorts.
Turned over for OWO. She happily deepthroats (although I'm only small), fabulous eye contact, and she gives plenty of attention to the balls which are too often forgotten in my book. Good marks for effort and persistence. I explained that I virtually never cum and if I do it takes me a very long time. She gave oral on and off for most of the session without complaint - jaw of steel
We varied position from time to time and did 69. She was clean and fresh, although for some reason extremely unresponsive to RO. Also no fingering allowed nor any rimming which was a shame. Didn't bother with that for long.
After that we went back and forth between oral and chatting for pretty much the whole session. We did have a bit of fun with some rough ball play. I'm into ballbusting so it was very tame stuff compared to what I've done in the past but it was amusing and kinda cute seeing her giving it a go with equal parts giggling at a new experience and worrying she was gonna burst them
Linda is unfortunately a clockwatcher, calling time 15 mins early which was moderately annoying considering she pushed the appointment back yet time up was still 2 hours after the original start time.. But then again I was no where even remotely close to cumming at any point so it's not like it was cut short in the middle of the action
I'm conscious this review is too long and I'm really struggling to do justice describing my experience. I was so torn as to describe this review as a positive or a neutral. I originally began writing this as a positive. I left the punt feeling great and my initial response was "wonderful time". But after thinking about it more and writing it out now I've decided to give it a neutral. There wasn't really a "neutral" part of it the entire time; just a mix of good, bad and weird. However there were too many bad moments for me to feel fair giving this a positive. Perhaps I came away happy in the same way you do after a night out with your mates - it was good and you had a great time, but ultimately it's not what you want from a punt and now I feel a bit crap about the whole thing Pros:
- Gorgeous girl
- Nice flat
- Good DFK and oral
- Got along greatNeutral:
- Handshake greeting
- Intrusive personal questions. I was okay with it but might put others off.
- Good banter but bordered on offensive. Perhaps if this wasn't my first meet and she was a regular would have been more acceptable. But during the course of the punt she'd asked if I was gay, told me several times how strange I was, asked me if I tortured animals for fun (?!?) and was being stubbornly deceitful on a cock size debate; amongst other things.Cons:
- No sexual chemistry at all
- Got very hostile when I asked for a finger in my bum. Alright calm down I only asked
- Unresponsive to R/O
- Shit comms
- Clockwatcher. 5 minute warning given 20 minutes before time, and many times throughout the punt bending over to look at the clock.
- Not VFM
As I was getting changed ready to leave she kept telling me not to leave any feedback. At the time I didn't understand why but after thinking more about it and exactly what went on I've begun to get it. She said she would really love to see me again and genuinely liked me but didn't think I'd want to come back. Unfortunately I think she's right - we'd be great mates but sexually there was just nothing there