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East Midlands / Jasmine -Massage Northampton
« by Jerboa on Today at 01:37:10 AM »

I had seen Jasmine 5 months ago, she'd not been about for a while, back in Brazil, spotted her back on the parlours rota, so made a last minute booking.

A attractive looking early 40's Brasiliana, tanned size 8, 34"DD enhanced boobs.

OWO, DFK, CIM, PSE, ball licking, Does Anal for £40 extra

The Punt
Was given room 1 as I arrived, took a quick shower as I waited for Jasmine, didn't have to wait long, nice to see her again, she was friendly and bubbly as usual, agree to a half hour, and got straight down to it, plenty of DFK, OWO and sucking my balls, which was great, let Jasmine continue her expert oral.

Until I wanted her pussy, out came a rubber, and she jumped on board in cowgirl, again a very dirty and passionate shag, changed to doggy, did her hard, swapped to Jasmine on her back, and finally shot my load after a vigorous shagging, Jasmine was even kind enough to give me a massage after, with only a couple of minutes left.

Similar to my last meeting, a very sexy 40's milf, who knows how to make a fella happy, friendly fun personality, would recommend and will be back to see Jasmine again.

Funnily enough, I ended up here after getting an email from Wowcher, offering a half price Swedish massage (£19 for an hour). So I thought I'd give it a go, not really expecting anything to come of it.


Made the appointment over the phone, turned up to what is a Chinese health shop and they had no record of me at all. They seemed busy with people turning up with their Wowcher vouchers but they told me to wait and they'd fit me in. I wasn't best pleased and thought I might walk but hung on. I had to fill out a form about my medical history and then had a consultation with a Chinese woman in a white doctors coat. She suggested I needed acupuncture, and when I said I didn't want it she looked dismayed.

So it wasn't looking very good. Eventually I was shown into a room with a massage bed and told that someone would be along in 5 minutes. I got my kit off in anticipation, spotting as I hung it up, a notice saying that anyone indulging in any kind of sexual shenanigans would be ejected and/or fired. I still didn't walk but got naked (thinking that if I kept my pants on that would scupper any chances of HE.

There came a knock on the door and a Chinese faced peered in. Blow me down if when she started she hoed in immediately on my bum and didn't leave it for half an hour. It was a really soft, gentle teasing exploration that had me thrusting at the bed - credit card swipes etc but no reach under. Then turned over, a very quick play with my nipples and a swift negotiation led to a lovely hand job. She really really knew what she was doing (so nice and so rare to find any working girl who knows how to give a hand job and takes pride in her work). Kept me on edge for a while and then a huge finish followed by her still holding onto the old man in a lovely warm gentle way for a couple of minutes. Then clean up and a head massage

So, £19 massage for an hour plus £25 extra for the girl (Maddie) - highly recommended

Wales / Paul and Jade Swansea Gangbang Party
« by PonyZ on Today at 12:06:06 AM »
Last night I was bored and checked out AW, seeing the couple (Paul and Jade) were holding a hotel gangbang party. Never done that before, but always dreaming of one. Texted them and got response this morning. After finishing the trading this morning (another boring day), drove right to Swansea from Cardiff in the fucking strong Welsh wind, hoping not having an accident.

It was in G***d Hotel, and Paul guided me in like we are trying to kill Kim Jong-un. But the moment I saw the lady in a sexy suit lying on the bed, I knew it was worth the trip! Jade, 31 (but looking like 21), is really sexy, horny and nice. We bang into each other after like 3 seconds. She is really into sex and know how to DFK and suck. She didn't even care if I had showered (I asked for it but she thought my dick was clean enough to put directly into mouth). She smelt good too and her pussy was tasty. I used two fingers to fuck her out of brain, then into sex. Three position switched and Paul joined in for a while to fuck her mouth while I was fucking her. When she was on top, she twisted herself so hard that I couldn't hold any more, but we later on found that the condom was also broken due to her strong twist!!! No wonder why I couldn't hold, for fuck's sake. I was doing bareback and shoot in her virgina...

Anyway, two more mates coming in a bit later, and we successfully shocked the new comers by the new comers. The third guy was speechless when he bumped into a blonde lady cowgirling a guy while sucking my cock. It was such a classic porn scene, but now it was just 2 metres away from his face.

Dislikes: Paul had to come and go frequently, a little distracting. Also, the hotel was checking the fire alarm and we had to leave after I arrived 1 hour or so. The promise of 1.5 hours for £100 was not kept therefore.

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/2816060

London / London, Dalston - Venus1993
« by BigWillyStyle on Yesterday at 11:42:54 PM »
Her profile:  https://www.adultwork.com/3335278 or https://www.adultwork.com/Venus1993
Number: 07527927437

I wss feeling pretty horny so had a browse and came across this one. I've seen her on the site for a while and wasn't blown away by her profile but was feeling like I needed a go on something. She was fairly quick to get back to me and seemed very keen to meet up. I said I would like and outcall, telling her my area and she said she would soon be on her way before I had even begun discussing what I wanted, etc.
I asked if she could send me a picture or two as the ones on her profile aren't great and not easy to get an idea of what she is like. She made out like it was a big deal and said she gets plenty of punters every day with the pictures on her profile. I arranged to meet anyway.
She rocked up at my flat around 30-40 minutes later than expected and as soon as I opened the door I could tell she was in a pretty bad mood, not very friendly. I could also now see why she didn't want to send me any pictures; she has gained a huge amount of weight since the ones on her profile were taken and is now a very large lady indeed. We went to my bedroom and straight away she said she wanted the money; fair enough I thought and handed her the £70 for half an hour. She counted it out and then claimed she told me she only does hour minimum outcalls. It didn't state this on her profile, half hour prices are clearly advertised and I went through all of the messages with her and she hadn't said anything about an hour minimum. She was adamant and said I would have to get the money or she would take the £70 and be off without giving me anything in return. Reluctantly she said she would do the half hour at £70 and gave me a load of grief about her taking an Uber to get to me.

She was dressed a bit like a tramp in cotton jogging bottoms and a big maternity style shirt that was pinned together. Her tits are huge and her pussy lips are by far the biggest I have ever seen, not quite freshly washed though and had a bit of an odour... She did some unenthusiastic french kissing and then I asked for a blowjob. The blowjob was fairly decent but after a few minutes she was done and asked if I wanted to get down to the main course. She asked me if I had any condoms and when I said no she sighed and looked rather put out and got ger own.
We had sex, which was not bad and after a while I was going to blow so I jumped on the bed, pulled the condom off and sprayed her tits and face. She then got dressed while continuing to be rude and unfriendly and generally very moody. I showed her to the door and off she went.

All in all a bad experience and kicking myself for not just having a wank and keeping my £70. Avoid!

London / Xxx Evelynn- Romanian-Aldgate
« by Brazilian Martian on Yesterday at 11:25:27 PM »
This is a odd one as it could easily be seen as a neutral but as I enjoyed it and she did warm up after 10 mins I'm gonna give her a positive.

Called up and arranged a time and when I got to liverpool st I called and she gave me directions along with a text. Once outside she let me in via intercom, greeted at the door by her she is sexy facially pretty only complaint is she wears to much make up.

I paid her 70 pounds for 30 mins and I asked for owo but she said she does not do it  :wackogirl: I could not be bothered for another argument so she starts by sucking me nipples and kissing my chest, when i tried to return the favour she told me her nipples are sensitive and she does not like her breast touched. She then gets a dom and puts it on me then sucks me off, not the best but not the worst either after at least five minutes of this I push her onto the bed and she lubes up and I hammer the hell out of her and to give her credit she takes it. We go through doggy,prone bone, L shape 
Then back to missionary this is when she starts sucking me neck and kissing my neck. I had to tell her to stop as if I have a hickey my misses would notice, funny enough Evelynn starts to warm up and she starts to ride me cowgirl and then allows me to suck them fake tits of hers. After another position change i finally cum in missionary. She starts asking me personal question about life and relationships, this is when she dropped the ball that her boyfriend/manager is in the next room :sarcastic: and that he's a black guy. So then she starts asking me if I'm a member of AW, and if I had a good time can i leave her feedback.   :lol:

Things started off slightly frosty but half way  she warmed up, I would only recommend her for a short time punt. She speaks good english and full well knows the tricks of the trade such as services on her profile which she has no intention of following through with.


Scotland / Emily - Edinburgh
« by Delacroix28 on Yesterday at 11:21:27 PM »
I went to see this girl earlier this week. her profile on vivastreet looked nice and she seemed to have a nice body.


comms were good and I had clear directions. Arrived and she welcomed me in shorts and T-shirts...not a great start...she asked me what I like and then started blowing me with a condom. When I asked her for Owo as per our conversation, she was offended i asked. I wanted to go by then but thought i'd see if things go better. She finally offered to remove it and said she doesn't remember every conversation...wow...

she then started to fuck me slowly reverse cowgirl and then cowgirl....the whole thing lasted about 25-30 min and she finished me by hand....I then asked her for a massage, which she refused saying she cannot massage. i got up, dressed and left...

I found her a total waste of time and money....apparently she is normally in Newcastle but is travelling around...

wouldn't go back, wouldn't recommened

North East / Sheng long
« by Dazza111111 on Yesterday at 11:00:08 PM »
   First review guys so bare with me
     A week back I was traveling to see friends in the north and had read about the legend Sheng long and was desperate to give her a go.
     I was around 2 hours away in the car when I text her asking for booking in around 2 hours, she agreed gave address and all sorted. Got tex just before I arrived telling me please come inside door open please lock door and take shoes off. Happy with that
  I did all this and sheng shouted from top off stairs hello welcome please come up.
     First impressions of sheng is she is a very attractive Chinese lady. Not the average Chinese look to her. And pretty well stacked in the chest department although this is as much as I saw of them.
  Asked me to lie face down and the massage began.
    What followed was the most amazing sensual massage I could ever have hoped for. Honestly just let this woman work her magic on you, she knows just what men like and how to give.
   I am normally a bit of a slow burner and I love all these happy ending sensual massages but I'm normally a on my back hand on the girls ass and boobs to be able to reach the happy ending.
  Not with sheng. She had me on all4s and milked me like a cow. I have never felt anything like it. Guys who have not been to her should definitely give her a try. I live a good 2hours away and I will definitely be returning. I normally do my punting around Manchester Wakefield Sheffield way and have seen the best in these areas NID, indionesian ann rainbow in Wakefield to name a few.
   None of which even come close to Sheng. NID was a big favourite of mine And is still great value and a great experience but Sheng is truly amazing.
    Great experience and a very happy ending

West Midlands / Sweety Amanda x
« by twister on Yesterday at 10:48:24 PM »
Here's the link to the lady herself       https://www.adultwork.com/3989628  or https://www.adultwork.com/Sweety+Amanda+x

Been away from punting for a long while and fancied a Minger......a skinny bird Ming would like....lol.
comms all sorted by txt and phone. town centre based near the mailbox Birmingham.

arranged a half hour booking , arrived half an hour early, but it wasn't a problem.

The Venue,   
   the invisible opening door welcomed me  and as I stepped in Amanda appeared in just her skimpy bra and knickers....very sexy looking girl indeed, says she's 27 but looks a lot younger.
warm clean but small apartment, wasn't offered a shower....didn't need one as I had one before I left home.

Amanda is a very good looking and skinny size 6 Polish girl with nice b cups breasts, nice nipples, long black hair, beautiful big eyes, shaven mound with a cute small pussy.
 No messing, straight to the action, practically no kissing, its not on her likes, neither is 69....so started sucking her very perky nipples and she starts grinding that sexy pussy against me, reaches down and has a fondle....I do the same.....lol.
I kiss her all over her stomach and start licking her clit and very tasty pussy lips, she pushes herself upto me and grinds herself on my face.... I found this really sexy and mini twist gets going, I asked for 69 but I'm politely refused, she then starts oral with condom, asks me if OW is ok? fine by me, she has a very gentle technique, but I'm really after her tail today,  I assume she senses this and says "shall we fuck now".....im so gagging to get get stuck into this skinny filly I only manage a few minutes in missionary, fill the condom and she cleans me up, sad I couldn't another round in from behind in doggy, as her little ass is superb.
I'm only giving Amanda a neutral as I do like a bit of kissing and really enjoy 69 and ro....but she doesn't have these on her likes, so a negative would be very wrong.
back in the saddle at last with a very beautiful slim and friendly Polish lady


London / Evita Sweet 21 - Bond Street
« by cosmic82 on Yesterday at 10:39:02 PM »

I had a very good time with this beauty this week. She upfront informed me that she does Oral with condom only and it was Ok with me

Paid: £120/ Hour
Comms: Directly with the girl over phone & followed by text with address
Location: Apartment- approx 10 mins walk from Bond st underground

Positives: Pretty face, Smooth Skin and Great attitude. Girl in picture is same as you meet.
Not so great: Enhanced boobs but it was big and soft (I prefer Natural ones), BJ needs improvements

Once Paper work was settled, stripped clothes off and joined her in nice big bed. Cuddles, Oral with condom followed by Girl on top and finised in miss style.  Some chit chat, gave her a pussy massage with oil, she allowed fingering then went for round 2.

Another girl is working in same apartment and I met her on stairs - she looked good as well but don't know her name or AW link.
May return in few weeks time.....

London / Rose - Sexy Polish teen (Bayswater)
« by zulu-lance on Yesterday at 10:34:49 PM »

Location - Saw Rose at a cheap hotel near Bayswater after some prolonged comms.

Girl – Fit young girl as per the pics about 5’3”, her long blonde hair braided which I thought added to her sex appeal. She sports piercings on her nose, lower lip and left cheek bone, heavily inked left arm and tattoo below her breasts. Facially and bodywise would give her a 8/10

Experience - Greeted me near the elevator dressed in a leather jacket and jeans. She looked really sexy, sure headturner if she walked on the street. She escorted me to her room where she quickly got her kit off and revealed a sexy black negligee, which I got rid of in no time  :D Paid the monies £120/hour, she doesn’t do FK apparently, didn’t matter as I was having a raging hard-on simply looking at her.

Started with OWO, lots of spit and reasonable eye contact. Her technique was okay, tried to face fuck her but she was struggling with my size, so had to abort and let her carry on at her pace. Next switched to 69, tasty pussy with a trimmed bush. This girl loves receiving oral and fingering as she gasped “please don’t stop licking me, I want to cum” and cum she did, grinding her pussy on to my face and then locking her legs hard as she climaxed. She had a wide smile as I came up for air and said that felt good. 
On with the rubber next, started fucking her in doggy, she made all the right noises, then she rode me quite hard in CG as I played and sucked her succulent tits. Next slammed that pussy in missionary and then lifted her while I fucked her standing upright, which amused her as she had never tried something like that before it seems. I was now almost ready to cum, so had her kneeling and exploded inside her lovely mouth.
She disappeared to the bathroom to dispose my juice and I cleaned up as well. Spent some time chatting, she apparently splits her time between Manchester (where she has a part-time job) and London. After some time I was ready for round 2, again made her cum in 69, put the rubber on and slammed that pussy for a good while in doggy and missionary before climaxing yet again inside her mouth.

Summary – Sexy, fit young girl, speaks good English and has a pleasing personality. Only downside is that she doesn’t FK forget DFK and gave me a time warning with about 5 minutes to go, however didn’t rush me out. She is apparently getting a pussy piercing soon she said, so I might see her again if she is about and around in London.

North West / Paula, Thai Paradise Blackpool
« by scutty brown on Yesterday at 10:15:50 PM »
This dates from a couple of weeks ago
Paula is an attractive girl in her early 40's who looks about 30. Nice tits (not too big), smooth unblemished skin.
Comes to Blackpool for a couple of weeks at a time.

I arrived, as usual Maya took me to the room, took the money (£40 to the house, £80 to the girl) and started running the bath as I stripped off. Paula appeared while the jacuzzi was still filling (seemed slower than normal) and her skimpy clothes were too much to resist. So I got her naked and gave her a good clit licking as the water level rose. Found myself in a race to bring her off before it flooded, just about managed it. Hopped into the bath and cuddled. She's more of a GFE type than most thai girls, seemingly liking cuddling caressing and holding in the bath rather than the usual energetic bollock-washing the other girls go in for. After 15 mins or so the high temperature plus little blue pill was making the blood pressure drop, so we got out and indulged in passionate shagging. Well.........I was passionate about it, she's probably just a good actor. Fairly tight pussy - so tight in fact she managed to pull the condom right off me as her pelvic muscles flexed. Multiple positions, all fun but as usual I needed the double knuckle shuffle to finish me off.

Overall, nice pretty skilled mature girl who doesn't look her age and has none of the immaturity of young girls. One of the better girls I've seen recently at Thai Paradise

Yorkshire & the Humber / Sheffield party at Unit 8
« by Bernard64 on Yesterday at 09:55:47 PM »
Hi, first review
Just enjoyed my first party at Unit 8 parlour in Sheffield


Comms excellent, called a few days ago and booked myself in.
Arrived for the evening a few minutes early and rang the bell. Shown in by hostess and paid £110 for 3 hour party. Given large towel and shown to lockers and showers.
Changed and sat in lounge area. About 15 blokes and 4 girls, Isabelle, Olivia, Hannah and Kay (all details on their website) plus 1 pole dancer, Riah.

Action started with Riah on pole, nothing left to the imagination! Olivia then climbed onto pool table and the action began. Everyone headed into bedrooms leaving me and Riah who gave me a xxx lap dance as it was my first visit. Great dance with owo and RO and lots of fingering.
I then wandered into bedrooms before joining Kay on the bed sucking off a guy. I fingered her before she gave me owo while taking the other guy doggy style. Once he'd finished I enjoyed licking her pussy for several minutes before we were joined by 2 more eager guys. I left and joined Hannah on the bed where she was fucking another punter reverse cowgirl. She quickly began dthroating me before switching to doggy with the other guy. She sucked me until he came and then she asked me to fuck her over the pool table. How could I resist? We tried mush and doggy attracting a few observers. Hannah then asked Olivia to join her in sucking me off to completion over their tits and chins 

The whole experience was fantastic and I would recommend it to anyone in the Sheffield area. Good atmosphere, friendly people and very sexy girls

First, I'd like to point out there is come confusion over this girls name. She's told me its Nana, though she seems to have told others its Nani........only time will tell I guess.

Anyway, I texted and made an appointment on spec, not knowing who was working. I arrived and Nana answered the door and took me up to the large upstairs room. Luxury - I prefer the large room, it has an electric blanket on the massage mattress (its the little things that count....)
I stripped off, lay face down and let her massage me and tickle my bollocks for 20 minutes or so. Eventually I got bored and grabbed her, to which she responded by stripping off and lying down on her back, receptive. I gave her a good nipple and clit licking which seemed to make her orgasm (or she's a good faker). She then rubbered me up and the shagging commenced miss/doggie/spoons/her on top (she seemed to cum again). Till I got knackered and she tossed me off to completion.
Thoroughly shagged out and satisfied (at least I was - I hope she was).
Total cost £100


Noticed Kylie's number was showing on her profile so gave her a call and arranged for an hour incall. Mentioned that I wanted to experience squirting. She texted the address straight after the phone call. Excellent comms.

Phoned her when I got there so she could let me in. Kylie is a fit, attractive girl in my opinion. Started off with excellent DFK with lots of tongue, then tit sucking and RO. Then a lovely sensual BJ with CIM and swallow. Lay on the bed chatting and cuddling for a bit which was nice - she made me feel comfortable throughout. More RO, then she used the wand on herself while I fingered her and eventually she squirted! :) I eagerly lapped up her juices which tasted good, hard to describe the taste tbh. More cock sucking including 69 and I finally finished on her pretty face. Lay down cuddling and chatting for a bit longer then showered and left. Probably my best or at least one of my best punts ever.

In summary, an excellent meet with a lovely, friendly and attractive girl who made me feel comfortable and provided an excellent service.

Yorkshire & the Humber / Cathy the Famous One - Leeds
« by super69man on Yesterday at 09:46:18 PM »

1 Houe - £90

This is my first punt & review, so not sure if I expected more or it was just me, but after reading lots of review, I decided to go with Cathy, as the price & review were just right, and I hoped for a memorable hour :)

Communication - was great & easy, text messages - set the time very quickly and I asked for a specific costume :)

Location - As people mentioned, above a Chinese take away, apartment had a cigarette smell, but she didn't smelled like she was smoking (will come back to other smells later  :( ). small bedroom on the second floor, big bed, sofa, mirrors and TV, nothing fancy, but no need in more than that.

Cathy - I will say 40 years old lady, great body, very thin, nice ass, small natural tits, but face  :thumbsdown:
body - 8/10
face - 2/10 was a real turn off, but I thought that with all the good reviews, there must be something else, and since I already booked with her, I wont leave.

The punt - Cathy greeted me with the costume I asked, besides the face, she looked very sexy :) we start by kissing (just closed lips  :unknown:) while she started by reaching to different parts in my body, taking my jeans off, and started sucking me, nothing fancy, little too much teeth, but she did tried her best. after a few minutes of that, I wanted to return a favor, and while she was standing, holding on to the bed, with her ass to me, I reached to the ass to play a little bit there  :vomit: I understand a girl have business, but women, clean yourself!  :vomit: that smell was just stayed there.
I stoped what I wanted to do, and we moved to the bed, more sucking (didnt want 69, as she tried to do), CIM for the first round.
she than offered the bring toys, which I was happy to see, she gave me one vibrator to put in her ass while she was playing with another. that was a good 10 min, until she cum.
She than started licking me again, she tried to move to 69, which I wasnt able to (the smell was still there) , than a little CG, doggy, but the smell, I felt like I want the time to over.
To the positive side, she did gave me a good massage and really did her to give me a good time, and you can see shes a real nympho. but I really wanted to go.
quick look at the clock, we had 5 more minutes, and I told her that I will go now.

Thank you for taking your time to read my review, I gave her natural just because she did tried hard, and she have a good body.

Will I return - NO.

Yorkshire & the Humber / sexycleo - Leeds city centre
« by royal_male on Yesterday at 09:37:32 PM »
https://www.adultwork.com/684600 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexycleo

Background: I was in leeds for a bussiness trip, got out of work early was roaming around the beautiful city for a while. After sending of my co-workers home, was looking for a punt. Out of impulse, without research texted cleo.

Comms: Was very good. Promised a whole lot over text and the phone call. Was very clear on the directions to her place and arranging the meeting.

Cost: 120£/ph

Girl: It is the girl in the pictures, however you should add about 6-8 years in age i suppose. Im not very good at etimating the age of women btw.

Meet: She had not dressed up as i had requested and was promised, dint have the toys she had promised. I did clarify if she provided the services requested before handing over the money, which she said yes for everything. Once the money was handed over, took a shower and came back. She refused to kiss, OWO was only on the head with plenty of hand action. Had one pop with the hand, dint even bother to make sure i was hard again, went for another round. Total lack of enthusiasm, lot of fake noises and a complete waste of money. The worst was she said i was holding her too tightly while in doggy style.

On hindsight i should have read the reviwes here before and made the smart choice. Anyways....

Edit: Cost added.

South East / Anaabella96 - Brighton
« by j4247 on Yesterday at 09:36:41 PM »
https://www.adultwork.com/2963343 or https://www.adultwork.com/anaabella96

Saw Ana last week and been thinking about what rating to give this review. Overall I quite enjoyed the meet - at least compared to the last couple of disasters.

Comms were good. Arranged quickly and efficiently. Postcode, then number on arrival. She lives with another girl and appears to be controlling her phone (although I'm not 100% on that). I'm pretty sure she doesn't control her profile. She certainly hasn't written it. It's mostly the usual Romanian bollocks IMO.

Looks - as per the pictures. Nice looking early 20's. Pretty face and very nice body with incredible bum and legs. Up there with the best bums Ive had my hands on. No complaints here at all.

Service - I paid £60 for 30 mins. She started off fairly cold and abrupt but with some effort from me she warmed considerably through the meet. By later on in the meet she seemed to really relax. OWO and FK will be extra and some of the other enjoys on profile doubtless won't be on offer. She appeared to put her phone on silent at the start which is a plus point.

Conclusion - I was in and out within 25 minutes - but then I don't usually hang around once I've cum. I didn't really feel pressured to leave or cum quickly. For a £60 punt I've had a lot worse and I was definitely attracted to her but I get the feeling she's moody and you need to catch her on the right day/or she needs to take a shine to you. I'll probably go back at some point due to lack of other options in the area.

To recap.


Nice looking with great body
Easy comms
Reasonably priced


Profile full of crap
Most things will be extra

North West / Layton Thai Therapy, Blackpool
« by scutty brown on Yesterday at 09:35:03 PM »
Warning: this review contains no sexual content whatsoever


One hour visit, £30

My back was stiff, I needed a real massage. Shenjon was closed (Lisa has gone back to China for a while - her father is ill) so I thought I'd try something different. I'd seen the advert in Gumtree, there's been speculation in the past, so I phoned Anna and made an appointment for 30 minutes hence (I was nearby in Bispham).
Drove to the site, its a terraced house in a side road in Layton. The small cramped front living room is the makeshift massage room, screened from the rest of the house by a full length curtain. Anna herself is an attractive friendly motherly Thai girl in her late 40's, other family members were in the house. It was immediately apparent that nothing sexual was on the cards, but I needed a massage so hey ho, lets try.

I stripped off, lay on the table and my buttocks and back were immediately covered by a towel. Then followed a ten minute discovery procedure in which every joint and vertebrae was squeezed probed and prodded, seemingly in an attempt to find what was wrong. With no prompting from me she quickly found the previously dislocated shoulder and damaged wrist (shattered scaphoid) and spent some time loosening both. She then proceeded to free my back with strong elbow blows to each vertebra, both sides, followed by hard forearm rolling motion on back and buttocks. She then climbed on my back, bouncing around with all her weight and knees. As can be expected, there were quite a few cracks from the spine.
The towel was then removed, and replaced with a thin white cloth tucked under my parts and fifteen minutes of strong swedish-style flowing massage followed (oil assisted). First on back, then on front. Very relaxing. Next was leg/hip stretching, followed by vigorous spine stretching. This wasn't massage, this was more like a full-blown manipulation session from an osteopath.
Session ended with gentle head massage and more work on my shoulder.
Net result? Bloody excellent. Shoulder and spine move more freely than they have in years, and the wrist didn't hurt on my 70-mile drive this morning (first time in ages).
No extras available, but what is on offer is well delivered from someone who is obviously way better trained than the average thai girl. I'll go back again just for the therapeutic aspects. If you need real massage / manipulation, this woman hits the mark.
She says she has a shop in preparation at present, and this will be open in around two weeks (its also in Layton)

Wales / Petite&Passionate - Julia, Cardiff
« by crfc on Yesterday at 09:01:59 PM »

Age: late thirties
Height:  5'2" (but she seems much smaller than Little Fairy!)
Dress: 6
Breasts: 32a (nice nipples)
Hair: Blonde medium length
Face: attractive in a pixie kinda way (which I love!)
Nationality: Polish

2 Hours

All by text with instant responses, Gave post code (riverside, near Cowbridge Road East) Then upon parking* gave flat number and bell to push!)
                                   (* parking can be a pain but there are 2 hour max bays about)

The booking:
Parked up in a 2 hour bay sent text got flat number back straight away
Entrance is on the street, just look casual...
Julia was hidden behind the door and when it closed there she was looking very cute in a nice jumper dress, greeted me with a kiss and ushered my into the bedroom, offered me a drink and a shower
I'd showered before leaving home so we got immediately into a bout of tongue wrestling, Julia smokes, doesn't bother me as I have no sense of taste or smell thanks to a small explosion in the 70's whilst in sunny Ulster
She is very bubbly and friendly
Soon onto the bed where lots more kissing and a large degree of exploration took place, lots of reverse oral, very tasty and very wet, then my turn, no deep throat but lots of tongue tickling, then much to my surprise a good amount of rimming which helped me arrive much quicker than i had anticipated, in fact only just managed to pull her up to take my surprise into her mouth
She disappeared into bathroom to dispose of my gift, then we started the kissing and then I went down for more RO
Julia enjoyed being fingered in  both holes and almost squashed my head when she came, not  a squirter but very very wet
Then after a rest she encouraged the old boy into standing up and on with the raincoat and she jump on for some reverse cowboy before i spun her round for some missionary, now considering she is tiny and I'm 6' 3" and about 18 stone she took everything whilst indulging in a few nibbles of my body and nipple sucking (why has it taken me so long to find out my nipples are erogenous zones!!!!)
Soon climaxed again... So snuggled up for a mutual massage and yet more kissing
any how I had much fun with this girl who was up for it big time, She didn't mind my age (she was my birthday gift to myself :) (68 in a weeks time)) or the fact I'm a bit overweight nowadays, she just responds in kind I think

Clean and well presented. Enthusiastic performer, if you like small ladies then she will not disappoint, we discussed anal after I had gone down on her and fingered he butt but as to date I've never done it, she said it can be fun, so obviously enjoys it, so I said if I go again I will try....

Anyway I don't contribute much (as I don't get the chance to actually punt often!) so thought I should as this girl deserves attention and I'm glad she turned up just as I decided to look for a birthday treat

West Midlands / White Angel - Halesowen
« by Simpsod1 on Yesterday at 08:53:50 PM »

Price £170 for 90 mins

Location - flat near the bottom of Mucklows Hill, nice metal bed, god does it rattle!!

Laura had been on my hotlist for several years but the M5 J4 location was always an issue, saw the new location and game on.

Laura is  v pretty, size 8/10, cracking arse and nice long (dyed) blonde hair, very good English.

I'm a vary vanilla sort of guy, so this meeting was pretty much split into 40 mins, 10 mins and 40 mins

First 40 mins was a snogging and oral session, very nice French kissing, fantastic owo with fantastic tongue on bell end action, finished with a hand job.

10 mins was then a quick massage,  shower then back for seconds.....

Second 40 mins started with more fk, owo and then on to sex in many positions my favourite being spooning....sadly a second pop wasn't going to happen but I left very happy


Comms started off well, initially on UKE, then arranged an incall in Notts via text. On the day, I sent a confirmation text and asked for the address but got no reply. Tried calling until eventually, at the agreed time for the booking, I got through. I was told she was waiting for a plumber and therefore couldn't see me and couldn't offer showers to clients. She was apologetic and so it wasn't too much of an issue and we rearranged for an incall in Notts a few days later. This time, I texted the day before to confirm and get the address but received no response whatsoever, despite sending a couple more texts on the day and trying to call. Given her positive reviews on here and from speaking to her, I'm willing to accept that there may just be a valid reason for the comms going to shit.

North West / Hot sexy lory - Warrington
« by Richthescouser on Yesterday at 08:26:22 PM »

30 mins / £60
Central location, through a quite seedy looking arch and waiting in a car park.
OW, sex (protected)

After getting my hopes up about Lory I organised a meeting.  Comms were good but I was slightly wary after the verification pic posted in another thread about her.  A few people who had seen her said that the picture was a long way from reality - I disagree unfortunately.  I made my way to her following the instructions through a seedy looking walkway that made me feel very exposed and was let in by Lory.  She had made an effort to have something nice on and looked OK at first glance.  Unfortunately she has a bit of a belly that wasn't really obvious from her pictures, and her boobs seemed to have had a reduction.  Her nipples were entirely unresponsive and there were quite a few stretch marks on them, which was a shame.

She gave a decent enough covered blowjob and then climbed on top, but I found it quite difficult to cum as she didn't seem at all tight, although she did get me off in the end.

No kissing - I just didn't fancy her enough.  The verification picture that's been shared is in my opinion a fair representation of Lory.

She spoke god English, hers comms were great and she did try her best, but I left with a real feeling of "Well, that was a waste of money".  From my reviews I think it's clear I have a particular type of girl I enjoy, and Lory pictures are clearly of her, but taken from particular angles to hide the belly etc.  I think I'll stick to my regulars for a while now :-)

Nothing to quite justify a negative - no unpleasant smells, nothing bad about the meeting, but really nothing particularly good about it.  Meh.

London / Eva Johnson - Croydon
« by Pykie on Yesterday at 08:06:13 PM »
I was in South London yesterday and saw Eva Johnsons profile pop up in my searches.

The location.
Non descript estate of Purley way in Croydon.
Nice house, well kept and clean. Get the impression it's hers.

The girl.
Eva is gorgeous, an absolute stunner. Cracking body, lovely face, small boobs but an amazing arse.

I sent Eva a text, and received a quick response.
We agreed time and extras of anal.

The meet.
Arrived at the location, she gave a post code and when I arrived she gave the house number.
Parking was free on a quiet street.
Eva answered the door and she is lovely and tall.
She was wearing a bathrobe when she answered but as soon as the door was shut she dropped it and she was wearing a tight black Lacy nightie.
Followed her amazing arse which was sticking out up the stairs and arrived in her bedroom.
Got the paper work out the way and down to business.
Off with our clothes, and wow. We have all seen her videos but in person 👌
Started of with light kissing, oral with out and 69. Her pussy tastes amazing. Second best I have tasted after spicy Julia in Acton.
On with a condom and into cow girl pussy felt very tight considering her porn, and she seemed to be enjoy it as her pussy was so wet.
Into doggy style upped the pace and presented with that arse we went into anal.
Play acting or not, I don't care but it was awesome lots of "oh, ah" gritting her teeth " (mirror beside the bed) bitting the pillow etc. Pace got quicker and so did her moans. Couldn't hold out any longer went to pull out to bolt in her mouth but was too excited and exploded as soon as the condom
Was off. In her hand, up her arm, on her arse cheek her back and side of her neck. Not her mouth but it was an awesome sight!

Cleaned up, she got me a glass of water and after some chit chat I left. She's not a clock watcher and didn't feel rushed at any time.
A great punt in my opinion and I will see her again.

But I would suggest reading her likes before investing in your money to see her.
She has a lot of "at discretion" in her likes. I took a gamble and it paid off, but when we kissed, I could tell she was thinking about not doing it. Same with the oral without, she was thinking when we went to 69 about doing it or not.

Apologises about not posting a link as my device is being rubbish!

East Midlands / Delya Karina LEICESTER
« by Knny on Yesterday at 08:03:58 PM »

Booking and communication - booked on the day - tel: 07440 630028

Price - 40/30minutes

Services - ow, sex in two positions.

WG - Looks just like images about 5 foot 2 inches.  Lovely, big firm arse.  Very smooth skin. Clean.

Incall location - clean & tidy, comfortable,. Residential area. On main road, so conspicuous during day.

Same location as Rebecca (Negative) on https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=53582

Good cheap pump and dump.  Neutral only because she tries to finish asap, therefore, I was out in 15 mins after unloading. 

There is an en suite shower (end room shared by the others), but no warm water.  Still, it was enough for a rinse afterwards.

These girls are so silly, she'd have been another regular if she honored the time and service.

I will not return on principle.  I vote with my wallet and dick, there are better pussies out there to pick.

London / @DELUXE TANYA@ (Harrow)
« by parrot123abc on Yesterday at 07:24:37 PM »

Price: £80PH + £10 Facial

Comms: Typical set up, I rang up spoke to the maid confirmed that a facial was ok. I agreed to meet her at 1.00PM and we confirmed this on the phone. I was sent the address, showered at home and then off I went.

Location: The location is pretty discrete as it's behind a bunch of gates, however there is a person who lives next door in the other flat. She opened the door swiftly told me to take my shoes off and then led me into the bedroom.

Looks & Body [/b [5/10]: Tanya has a alright body, if you are looking for a slim girl she may be ok however she is not curvy. Her boobs are pretty saggy however but her legs seem to go on forever.

Language: Tanya understands English however one thing I find is with those Hungarians who understand English they are a bit more cocky when it comes to giving a decent service.

Attitude: [6/10] Once I was in the room Tanya asked how long I wanted to stay for and asked if I wanted any extras. Told her 1H and handed her £70 in total including the facial. She went to stash the money, I took off my coat and once she was back in the room she had a bit of a weird look on her face like why are you not naked.

Meet: [6/10] Tanya stripped down leaving her bra and knickers on and approached me helping to undo my trousers and she took my shirt off. Both of which she then proceeded to fold and leave on the sofa. Then she sat me down and gave me a bit of a lapdance whilst rubbing my cock every now and again. I wanted to get this show on the road properly, so I got up started to kiss her whilst putting a couple of fingers down her knickers. She has a kind of weird kissing technique however it's like she wiggles her tongue around in your mouth however not really DFK. She told me to lie on the bed however I felt like I needed to be in control of this punt. I told her to lie down and then worked my way down her body. Took off her knickers and then I started to lick her out whilst squeezing on her boobs. She seemed to enjoy this and she kept pushing my head into her pussy. At one point I thought is she trying to suffocate me or what as she held it pretty firmly.

Now came my turn, I lied back on the bed adjusting the pillow so I could see her sucking my cock. She quickly gave it a wipe and then she started to suck it. One thing is that she would not really take it deep. She sucked on the tip and that was about it. I took her other hand and guided her to my balls then she got the hint that I wanted them played with and sucked. I got her to suck my balls for a bit however she didn't really get right into it. It was like she was licking on a ice cream cone but not really sucking on them.

She then I asked "SEX", I told her ok and then she slipped on the condom and assumed missionary. I was kind of blind without my glasses on so I left it to her to guide my cock into her pussy which was pretty tight. Once in she gasps a bit, I asked her if she was ok. She replied she's fine and off I went pounding her in missionary. When I felt close to cumming I slowed down however everytime I did this she reached around and played with my balls. I kind of squealed when she did this as it felt pretty good. However I presume she was trying to make me cum quickly.

Then onto doggy, I positioned her at the end of the bed with me stood up and slid into her. I went pretty slow here as I didn't want to cum quickly. After a while I told her to get on top and ride me. She let me lie down and then she hopped on. Starting off slowly and building up a rhythm. I noticed she still had her bra on and I told her to remove it however it seemed as though she didn't understand this. In the end I took it off and sucked on her little puppies whilst she was riding me. She then asked me "You're going to cum soon?". I was kind of enjoying her riding me as she was however I could sort of sense she was getting a bit tired.

Then I asked her if it was okay to pick her up and fuck her. She said go ahead and so I went. I picked her up and fucked her whilst her hands were around my neck and her legs tightly wrapped around me. After around 5 minutes or so, she said we have 15 minutes left. This kind of killed the mood a bit so I put her down and told her to suck on my cock.

I sat down on the sofa and let her suck my cock. Once I felt close to cumming I asked her that the facial is still ok. She said yes it's fine just to let her know when I'm ready. So I stood up and told her to suck on my balls whilst I jerked off my cock. Within a couple of seconds I was ready to cum. I held her face and aimed to shoot my jizz on her chin and cheeks. However as soon as the streams started flying she kept moving her head around and this meant that  it kind of covered her whole face. She opened her mouth and I stuck my cock in and let her suck the rest out. I got the wet wipes packet and handed them to her first however I could sense that she was a bit annoyed with me plastering her face. She wiped herself clean and I did the same. Thankfully it was coming to the end of our time so I put on my clothes and off I went.

Summary: In summary it was an ok punt however I wouldn't really visit her again. I felt as though she seemed a bit passive. Even though I asked her that a facial is ok she didn't really seem happy with me splattering her face. If she had just said that I don't want you ruining my make up I would have been fine with that.

I would recommend her for a half an hour punt however not 1H.

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