With a few hours to spare in Surrey & an itch for a lovely Asian that needing scratching I decided to miss the two popular & very well reviewed candidates for a relative newcomer with a few positive reviews (thanks again UKP) and what a brilliant decision that was.

The lady: Charming Nicha https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7343990 and she certainly is.

Comms: OK. I tried to book the day before but she requested on the day. With plenty of other options in the area this didn't worry me. On the morning my request quickly answered for a few hours later. Txt has detail & prices, all very clear.

Fee: £130 for an hour £10 for OWO with £30 in my back pocket for an optional back door.

Location: Flat near the railway station. Clean, functional. Shower with clean towels. Decent bed.

Services: DFK, OWO, RO inc digits, FS & Anal.

The meet: I arrived early & fired off a txt. She responded immediately with flat number & 'come on up'. Opened the door & wow, greeted by a lovely Asian in nice lingerie with a kiss & led to the bedroom. Then a great hello, instantly into FK but I asked for a quick shower. Scrubbed in record time & back in the room, sorted the paperwork & then she snogged my face off. I love a GFE & wanted to explore & enjoy.
I slowly undressed her, great bolt ons, fab figure which I kissed every inch of. She returned the favour & then squatted & took the old fella in for a delightful prolonged OWO.
Onto her back I knelt & dived right in. What a treat, not only did the shaved, clean & tidy little bud start to flower & flow but my digits could also be employed in both front & back door. Yep, she sounds weren't natural but her bodies response certainly was.
I hopped onto the bed She spun around on top for some great 69 action, she was the perfect size for this. Before long I desperately wanted her hop on board. On with the cover & she rode me like a trooper(not that that has ever happened) then onto mish, doggy & prone. Lovely tight pussy & happy for me to go as hard as I wanted. Then a first for me with an SP, her arse looked so inviting I couldn't resist. Happy to pay the small extra & what a gorgeous tight hole. No way was I holding out for long & I didn't.
We were only 30 mins in by this time so after a little clean up, some more DFK then I realised a 2nd might be possible for the first time in years. Back for some more oral fun with FuFu & the old fella didn't let me down. She brought him back to full attention & round 2 was a repeat of the first finally finishing at a canter in prone.
No rush for me to hop off & when I did she gently wiped up both before joining me in the shower, which is a cracking way to finish a meet.

Verdict:What an angel, this is now my No 1 punt. A huge positive from me, a really enjoyable GFE with a gorgeous Asian. I am so lucky I don't live nearby or I'd be destitute.

Would I return? In a heartbeat, just need to work out another excuse to visit.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/eutopia-thai-massage-30-for-1-hour-thai-massage-3-rooms-open-from-9am-to-9pm-in-radcliffe/1393254380

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Advertised phone number:

07742455553
07742 455553
+447742455553

Cost: £30 for one hour + £20 “tip”

The advert states “Please note this is not a sexual service and any such requests by phone or text will not be responded to. Customer will be asked to leave the premises if the request is made in person. So please do not waste yours or our time as THIS IS NOT A SEXUAL SERVICE.” Likely this is a reflection of the location and a need to avoid problems with the neighbours. My review reflects the need for discretion.

Logistics

Meeting arranged by text messages which was OK but clearly I was talking to someone with limited English. I arrived at the given postcode a few minutes before my booking and asked for the address. This was sent but then almost immediately a flurry of messages asking where I was and if I was coming, a bit odd.

Location

A residential property on a housing estate on the outskirts of Radcliffe. Three first floor massage rooms which are pictured in the advert, I got the middle one shown above. Spacious rooms with large massage tables but no hole for your face.

Looks

Tak is a decent looking Thai lady with pinkish dyed hair. Around 5’ tall and quite slim. She would pass for early forties but is actually a decade older.

Service

I was met at the door by Tak and immediately taken upstairs. I paid my £30, stripped off and climbed onto the table. Tak explained she only offers a relaxing massage so if you want a hard massage you’ll need to see one of the other ladies. True to her world she delivered a well structured medium soft relaxing massage. I didn’t ask for any additional services before or during the massage but I didn’t leave unhappy. One small gripe is I had to give my “tip” part way through the massage. I was offered a shower at the end (not before) but I didn’t take up the offer.

Score

Overall a positive. Nothing amazing but the overall cost wasn’t much more than some are asking for just a massage.

Was looking to bang a hot Rom and glad she didn’t get back with a confirmation in the end.  Saw Jenny’s profile and read the single review and was sold.
*I took a piss before going into room.  Used wet wipes but she must had decided she wasn’t doing OW/OWO.  Says £20 extra which I declined.  Wasn’t going to ever walk.      The other reviewer got OW so perhaps bad move going for a piss.

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7380617
Visited: Sep 2023.

Comms:  Called the number and spoke with a lady that had good English.  Pretty sure it wasn’t Jenny that took the call as her English wasn’t as fluent and later used the phone for translation.  Got the postcode and menu via text.  Booked a time and made my way.

Location:  Between Morden and Rosehill.  House is 1min walk from St Helier train station on busy road.  Plenty of free parking.
Ring camera alert: Pathway is shared with neighbouring terrace house and they have a ring camera facing as you walk in.  Wear a face mask.
Stair camera alert:  Noticed a camera on the staircase was I was leaving.  Quite dim inside with curtains drawn so won’t be the best images.  Also masked up before leaving. 

The girl:  Hide behind magic door. Turn around and my jaw drops to the floor.    The prettiest Brazilian I’ve had the pleasure to shag and likely within my top 3.  She’s nubile category with a very pretty face, and the loveliest tits.
Brazilian. Can’t be more than 5ft4.  Size 6.  No a bubble butt.  Says D cup titties are natural, and believable, saw no scars.  Shaved vag.  Good English so no issue with comms.  Claims to be 20 but I’d throw a few years on top. Definitely <25.

Price: £60 for 15 mins.

Shown upstairs and asked if I can go for piss (cleaned with wipes).  Got back in room and sorted out the donation.  Says £20 for extras but didn’t quite catch what she said.

She’s on bed lays back and strips off Tee and Jean shorts.  Fucking cock hard looking at her.  Asked if she’s doing OW and she says extra, so just bagged up ready for action. 

I know, I know,, many will say this is a glorified fuck doll experience.  My review.   

Start in mish and bang away sucking at those lovely tits and kissing her neck.  She does’t kiss back (likely an extra?).  Go through my routine and watch myself taking my cock out and re-inserting into her pussy.  Clit rubbing. And more ploughing.

Switch to CG and she mounts and really bounces looking active.  Suck on those perfect titties and she mentions they can be sensitive so no man handling, and also the navel ring sensitive.
Pull her towards me, taking her wrist to her back and she almost knocked me out dropping forward.  She lays onto me titties in my chest as I fuck away, with her light moaning.  Damn this feels so personal. 
Stop fucking, with cock inside, position to lotus.  Slowly grind each other as I suck on those tits.  Great attitude from her.

Switch to doggy.  Insert and double check where it's going.  Room is so dim and spot that smallest arsehole looking back. Smash away, thumbing her back door.  Lay into her kissing her back.  Phone alarm goes.   Ask her how long and she says 1-minute.  Keep banging away, then asked her switch to mish.
Spread her wide, heard a fart  , inserted and went to town, smashing away until I pushed every last bit of juice out.


Cleaned up and she got on her phone to translate that, 'she caught air in her pussy when we were changing position.'  She was embarrassed about the pussy fart.   

door-to-door: 15mins.
 
Conclusion:   Positive.  Was never going to walk away from this one.  SHE IS FUCKING SMOKING!  Not too bothered about Oral sex, everything was delivered and I walk away with the biggest smile.  Very nice girl.
Need to stop myself from going back within the next 3 days or I’ll be dry spunking.   

*She used phone translate to warn me about the neighbours ring doorbell on exit.

Asked her how long she’ll be around before move.  She think’s 5 more days and maybe off to Brum or somewhere with a B.


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This is actually my second visit to here and I have seen Nina both times. I forgot to do a report for the first visit.

Comms: Easily booked on WhatsApp with a near instant reply (the number is on the website)
Price: £50 plus £80 for naked HE
Duration: 1 hour
Services agreed: Massage with Naked happy ending
Location: It's on a main road in Sandiacre, there is discreet parking behind. Entrance is located on the crossroads next to the building by the bridge.

Girl: I found Nina to be relatiely atractive. I always find it difficult to guess the age of Thai girls but I'd say she is in her 30's. She has a great pair of fake breasts if you like bolt ons.

Meeting: 1 hour, straight into the room, got naked and she gives a really good massage. I would assume she has some kind of qualification, there has definetly been some proffesional training. After about 30 mintues she turned me over, got naked and gave me a great tit wank, some limited body to body and then sat on my legs facing me with my cock between her legs. She was fine with me using my thumb to rub her clit. I'm not sure if she does this with everyone but we got on well the first time (I can speak a little Thai which might help) and she was wet. I'd asked about full se the first time I went and it wasn't on offer so didn't ask this time.

I'll definetly go back. The reviews of Sunny sound good so I might see her at some point but I'll be quite happy seeing Nina again. She said she goes back to Thailand in November but will be back at some point.

 https://www.adultwork.com/7000224 or https://www.adultwork.com/ClaudiaBBW

Was looking for a big ass and saw this profile in MK,

Comms : good quick reply

Services, : No penetration, lip kisss, BJ , Cum on boobs

Location : same old MK skyline

Services : Buzzed into the building and flat. The pics dotn talk about her hieght she is 6 ft, i am 5.9 , she was wearing a black inner.. Gave her 50 for 15 mins, no penetration she said she was on periods.

I was there for her ass and for her body it was small and not bubble buttt , she is a large unit, little gut not flat stoacmh , she was opne for lip kiss and then went for the OWO . she was slow and good ,but not DT after 5 mins , i said let me stand and look at COB, she had a amssage table as well, i was not interesetd in the massage, stuck it her moutch to suck.. boobs are good and firm and kept the pace and released on the boobss. She was friendly .. there was another old hag who was sitting and said hello.. not sure who will use her.. said byes and walked ..

for 50 young and big unit, not my type but might work for others

So my first punt in Nottingham, and I saw a few profiles, shortlisted them and liked Zara's pics on her profile. She was fast to respond and told me to come over in a few hours and gave me an address. Once I got to the building, I called her and she gave me the flat no. Buzzed me in.

Overall, I was torn between giving this a neutral or positive for one primary reason - she has put on quite a bit of weight since the photos on Adultwork were taken. Not so much to be unattractive, but definitely not as fit or hot as her photos anymore.

The only reason I am giving this a positive is because of her attitude and the service. She was very friendly, seemed to be really into it, and also gave an amazing blowjob (with excellent edging skills) - and let me cum on her face.

100 pounds for 30 mins - bit on the steeper side and given the weight issues, unlikely to go back for seconds. Unless someone tells me she's fit again. But for a one-time thing, and just for the great oral skills, I'll be generous and give it a positive.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1412755

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/nottingham-ng1/nottingham-oriental-escort-massage/320608562

1hr £100 + £20 OWO

This is a regular place for Chinese girls in Nottingham.  The guy that runs it seems to be genuinely driven, at least in part, by customer satisfaction and obviously sees the benefits of keping regulars happy.  I'm not a regular, but I know some on here are.  The quality seems to vary greatly week-to-week but this week's girl was reported to be very good so I was tempted into giving her a go.

Long story short, should have gone for 30mins straight up for 60 quid and even then it would have been a Neutral.

So... firstly, the girl herself is really pretty facially, and seemed around early 20s.  Physically she's got a bit of puppy fat and is fairly tall for a Chinese girl, maybe around 5'7.  She knows about 6 phrases in English - Yes, No, Big, 'Oh-My-God', 'Sleep' and 'No English'.  This means she knows 6 phraes more than I know of Chinese, so she still has me at a disadvantage  She uses a translation app on her phone for the trickier conversations that require more than this.

She was playful and fun throughout, quite energetic and quite amorous with lots of body kissing and smiles.  Not much lip kissing and definitely mouth-closed where it was.  Didn't mind a bit of pussy play.  OWO wasn't really worth it, but then I'm not sure why I went for it as it's something I only really enjoy when it's top-class (think: Kylie Marie / PrettyLittleEllie).  Here it was OK, but punctuated with a lot of theatre about cock size and what-not.

Sex was disappointing.  We started out with her insisting I go on top.  I eased it in and it took a fair while to get going.  She put on a good show of facial expressions and noises but I wasn't ever really sure if she was in pain or enjoying it, or somewhere in-between.  I was going very slowly and gently, but she seemed very sensitive to depth.  After a while I suggested she go on top, but she gasped shocked and said no way, big big etc.  I tried to debate this, but no luck.  Then I suggested doggy, with exactly the same response.  She was resigned to the missionary position so I figured i'd see off round 1 like that and reapproach the sitaution for round 2.

So we're about 20-mins in, and after 5 minutes or so of 'chat' (using translation app), she suggested a massage.  I gratefully accepted, but it was more of an oily stroke of the back than anything proper.  Again no bother, she's playful and happy-go-lucky still so I figure we'd get on to round 2.

Alas, I suggest it and she says no.  Too big, painful, etc.  Says she'd rather sleep, then lies on me and starts to play around closing my eyes and pretending to snore etc.   Now i'm never, ever going to insist a girl does anything they clearly don't want to do so after a while I just ask her if she wants me to go.  She seems ambivalent, asks if I want to.  I say no, but I'm not going to stay if all she wants to do is fall asleep.  She says OK and so i'm up and off.  (all on the app, of course!).

Can't help feeling like a twat for booking and hour and not insisting on 2 pops being inked into the pre-nup, but i've been to this place before and it's always taken as read that 1hr = 2 pops.  Clearly she wasn't up for that and i'm not going to insist as that's not the kind of person I am.  I did tell the chappie after and he just said it would be fine next time if we agree up front, but I don't feel that was the issue here really.

Anyway, felt a bit disgruntled with the whole thing as 120 notes for 35mins and 1 position is pushing it.  Can't say i'll return but if I ever do, i'll just have to be that guy that insists on his shopping list being checked on the way in.

Very pretty girl, OK body, service below par.  If you like the sound of her, I'd recommend 30mins max and no extras.

Vivastreet link https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/belfast-bt7/incall--outcall--massage-unforgettable-experience/321239126

Phone number 07498974982. If someone could paste photos please, I can't do it. No massive urgency though, they're not her.

Location University area, easy comms by text, no shenanigans when I got there. Had arranged &£80 for 30 after clarifying I'd zero interest in massage.

Straight in on time to see a slim, attractive B/C cup boob Rom with a few tats but not the girl in the vs photos. Longish grey/blonde hair very slim and fit. Friendly smiling, welcoming. I immediately liked her, decent English. She undressed me, nice touch, quite rare these days and let me do same to her. That bit was easy as she only had a stringy top and denim shorts, but still. She smelt soapy and nice so I went ahead with RO (I don't often) before she went to work on me.. I was well hard, cover on, good oral and quite a few positions. A bit passive maybe but it suited her if that makes sense.

Dressed me afterwards. I chatted, she is here for another month, told her Mother she was visiting her sister who has a similar job in Belfast but not at that location. Says her Mother would "go shocking" as she thought sister worked in a call centre. Laughed mischecvously at this.

I asked her if she got people asking for extras she rolled her eyes and said yes but she does nothing uncovered and no anal.

I've probably missed something, easy positive for me despite technically a bait and switch but she is quiet and passive so YMMV. I liked her and I had my fun and that's all that counts (copyright Father Fintan Stack). Pair o' wankers...

Been to this one this week. £70 + £20 for OWO

Not a bad looking girl. Relatively tall for a Thai, age I’d say is about right around 30ish, slim with quite chunky bolt ons and bullet nips. Average looking facially. A bit more pussy hair than you get with most Thais but no problem for me.

Handed over the cash face down for a quick massage, was hoping she’d warm me up from behind with a few swipes but didn’t happen. Turned over and she warmed me up with a gentle bit of wanking while kissing my nipple, sensed she was avoiding kissing. Into OWO which was fine and about average for what you get.

After a few mins of that she put the Jonny on and hopped on top that was reasonably decent, flipped over and pumped away in mish with her legs right back for a while before finally blowing my lot, went in for a kiss before that but she turned her head after about 10 secs.

So overall it was fine, a reasonable pump and dump, probably wouldn’t go back but only because I only ever go back the the best ones as there is too many others out there to try.

https://www.adultwork.com/Stella+Thai+Escort

Venue
Preston Vip

Girl
Jenna
Jenna is a red head with tattoos. Her profile shows shes has  purple hair and is a dress size 8, I would say the dress size accurate. I would say 5ft7 with heels.

Date
18/08/2023

Price
£45 15mins. Owo


I fancied a quick pump and dump.I was introduced to Jenna.

Went up to the room started off with a bj lasted for 5mins nice technique. On with the rubber, rode in cowgirl whilst I watched in mirror lots moans from her. I next had her in doggy were I came. A bit of chit chat and then she left the room.

Overal a good punt. She seems a down to earth lass who is willing to please.

Would I return yes

http://www.prestonvipmassage.co.uk/

Jessica_Jensen – spur of the moment

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1605162

I had a 1h incall for £180.

Venue: hotel in Wandsworth by the roundabout.

About the escorts physical appearance and personality: On her profile it says 32 (can be right). Nice body (Size 10). Natural breasts. No pubic hair. Public gallery pictures are accurate.

Arranging the meeting: Exchanged a few messages on AW. Once we found a date, made the booking and it was sorted.

During the meeting:

I had Jessica on my HotList for a while. While tempted to go to Kent I waited and eventually her profile indicated Wandsworth.

She gives me the directions and I find myself knocking at her room door without any problem.

I get in, paid my fee and go for a shower.

Jessica first asks if I want a massage. I agree. After a while I ask for a blowjob and she puts herself in 69 position and tells me I can massage her butt hole.

Her rhythm and technique for oral is good and eventually I ask to fuck. Condom, lube and I penetrate her in missionary. She knows what to say and round one is finished after a bit.

She offers me another massage and once I’m ready I ask for another blowjob. Round two has similar pattern. Condom, lube and I penetrate her in doggy. She knows how to tease and again I have no problems reaching an orgasm.

Have a quick shower, dry myself and leave with a smile on my face.


Positives.
1. Good value for money
2. Friendly.

Negatives.
1. None.

URL: https://www.xvideos.com/video4829680/jessica_jensen (close on what she looks now)


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Naughty-Minxy – was looking for a bit of anal

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3119419

I had a 90 min  outcall for £300.

Venue: outcall to hotel.

About the escorts physical appearance and personality: On her profile it says 38 (can be right). Nice body (Size 8). Girl next door looks. Enlarged breasts. No pubic hair. Public gallery pictures are accurate. Went for PSE

Arranging the meeting: Exchanged a few messages on AW. Her number is now up on AW (+447827098201). Once we found a date, made the booking and it was sorted.

During the meeting:

I tried to book but the first time she cancelled. A few days later she got back to me and told me she could get a room so I jumped at the opportunity.

Once in the hotel we go at the same time to the room. I have a shower first and Mercedes goes after to shower and change into lingerie.

As she comes out Mercedes tells me her period started and if I didn’t mind only doing anal.

Music to my ears. The next 90 minutes is a festival of anal fucking with plenty of lube and condoms.

At the end of my time, I have a quick shower, dry myself and leave with a smile on my face.


Positives.
1. Delivers on anal.
2. The right kind of filth.

Negatives.
1. None.

URL: https://www.tnaflix.com/brunette-porn/Minxy-Mercedes-got-drilled-in-stockings/video2650984 (some of her porn)


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Second visit, apologies didn't get around to review first time around.

Location - Just outside town centre in Newton Abbot.  Parking definitely and issue on both visits, permit holders only right outside and very limited spaces on the pay and display down the road.  Ended up finding somewhere last minute on both occasions.  You could get away with parking in the Sainsburys opposite the Cider bar if there for a quick visit, but I dont like walking on main roads from too far away as know people in area. 

Comms - All pretty good and done via text.  I changed requested to change the time on the day, all done without much fuss at all.

Girl - Profile accurate, 58-60.  Blonde, size 18, good size tits.  Not my type at all, but I'm struggling to find anyone around Devon area that offers a decent OWO BJ. 

Services - I only wanted 15 mins on both occasions all in for £50.  First visit offered kissing which I was unaware of until she just grabbed me and went for it.  But only being there for a decent BJ and not finding her that attractive second time around I declined.   Gets right to it, lots of attention on my balls, good depth to BJ, lots of spitting and taking direction however I wanted sucking.

Had her in a few different angles and positions, bit of tit fucking.  First time finished deep in her mouth and she swallowed the lot.  Second time over her face.  She gives a really good BJ and does pretty much whatever you ask of her throughout. 

Will definitely be back when I just need that quick seeing to, if anyone has any other recommendations for a decent OWO sloppy BJ in Devon let me know!

Thanks

https://www.olina-oriental-escort.com/asian-escort/cindy/

When to see her end of August.
First punt with Olina.

Comms: Easy via WhatsApp
Location: Kilburn in some flat

Getting into the building was a bit tricky but finally got in and went to the flat. She asked me to take my shoes off and then went into the bedroom.

Cindy looked great but had some scarring on her boobs from surgery. No makeup or manicure.

Settled the cash and then we went into the shower together. She wash me up but no BJ or anything in the shower. Also, gave mouth wash.

Once we dried down we went to the bed. She started touching my body with her boobs and then started sucking me off. She had some different technique but it was good and did not make me cum. After I started playing with her pussy and tits. Did a bit of kissing but she did do DFK.

Put the condom on and started fucking in missionary. Pussy wasn't tight but was good. She then massage me for a bit and went for 2nd round.

Pro- she was friendly and good-looking.
Cons- lack of English.

She moved to locations now.

This happened a few months ago but only putting the review up now as at the time the ad dissappeared promptly and I couldn't recall the name but another recent review has allowed me to include a link in this belated review.

Where- Hotel in Newbury off the M4

Cost- cant recall precisely now but probbaly region of 70-80 notes for 30min session

SP- Tall, pale and reasonably attractive in GND way dress size would guess at 14 Room was quite dark so didnt really get a great look.

Services- this was my first experience of Nuru....the room was dark with some sort of ceiling projection and soothing music and also it was cold (think there was a portable AC unit in there) and the plastic sheeting on the bed made it just feel even colder. When the lotion was applied it was very cold so not a pleasant experience and I was seriously expecting things to go nowhere as I didn't much enjoy the massage whilst face down. However when I was asked to flip over and she got to work on the front even though it was still cold in the room and the lotion hadnt improved in temp her body to body skills had the sonic screwdriver swiftly rise to attention. We ended up in a 69 position but no oral action as yet just the massage with her using her ample breasts and the sight of her arse rocking back and forth in front of me. She had me close to the edge and I asked her to slow things down...then asked her to stop as I was about to blow and  wanted to move to the FS but she said we have to complete the massage darling. I though fuck it as it was clearly very enjoyable and let her continue and I promptly blew my load without getting to actually do her, not sure I would have enjoyed that more than her body to body massage technique but would have preferred it to be my choice as opposed to her sneakily pushing me over the edge.

Verdict: Neutral- didn't enjoy most of the 'Nuru' massage and didnt get to have the FS with her I was anticipating however she did make the sonic screwdriver explode in a way I've not experienced for some time through her body to body massage that left me reasonably happy with the experience.

Return: probably not, unless the room was warmer and the massage more in keeping with other massages I've had (maybe this is what Nuru is meant to be like?) and the decision on how to complete the session lies firmly with me.

https://www.adultwork.com/6376639

https://www.adultwork.com/3036828

SEDUCTRESS_D
AGE:  40’s.
NATIONALITY: Portuguese
PAID £80  - 30min hotel incall
SERVICES DELIVERED: A little OW | Intercourse |
SERVICES REFUSED:  Everything are you would think an escort would offer!
POSITIVES: she looks quite hot for her age
NEGATIVES:  pretty much everything
Location:  Hotel on Isle of Wight - touring

PRE-PUNT 8/10: Good communication.

LOOKS 5/10:  the photos look like they were taken 10 years ago and kind then! She does look hot in an older Mediterranean milf way

SERVICE REVIEW 3/10

Contacted by phone and text to set up at local hotel, should've been the first red flag the hotel was absolutely dead, and she was really jumpy about me going in and being spotted, and she wouldn't come out and walking together.

Knocked on her room, she looks older than her pictures said, but she was hot in a milf Mediterranean way, and had amazing looking eyes and nice tits and tum.    Stupidly paid the money upfront, thinking she would follow the agreement on the phone a few minutes earlier about all the services.

This is when the service started to go downhill big-time, as she asked me to wash my hands and wash the boy (but no soap  ), have a pee, take my clothes off and relax on the bed.     

Did think perhaps going to get lovely massage while I'm playing with her body.  NO! Had a lecture about what can touch & not etc (lots), basically if you think a stripper service where she dances in front of you is what was on offer, literally no kissing other than a gentle kiss on the cheek. No intimacy, nothing….

I did get hard, she got the condoms out, gave me a light few sec OW.  It wasn't doing anything for me, so I felt crack on and at least we can have sex, flat refused to jump on top.

Missionary was, she whacked a load of lube in her vag, entered her, they literally was no feeling with pussy. Next she wanted to stop after a few pumps, which i did of course.  Then told me to finish myself off with the condom on looking at her! Asked her to play with herself, NO.  OK condom off cum over you nice tits? NO.  You hand me off? NO NO!!

Feeling really dissatisfied now and I just wanted to cum but not DIY style…. So said , you can either give me the money back and I'll pay for 10 minutes of your time call it quits….  Or I'll keep going in Missionary or Doggy, so she agreed, new condom applied with loads of lube inside her.

Missionary, pumped away, seemed to take quite a long time this time   quite frankly, I was in no hurry to cum obvious once I cum, that was it, the meeting was going to be over.

Took all my control to last about 10 minutes with her, she did look at me, which was nice and some consolation. Finally, I cumed in bag, I could see the look of relief on her face at that point. At this point i did kiss her on her cheeks.   I think I was about 18 minutes now in to our meeting.

Made use to the bathroom which she offered, and then she talked about going out for dinner or coffee……  Quite frankly, if she was on a dating site or was a stripper with a little extra, it would've been fine, but I'm there to see an escort not a date!  So it's a reluctant negative for me, maybe she was great about 10 years ago before she had hundreds of cocks, who the fuck knows.   

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7319688

Keenly priced young-ish slim-ish ebony provider.
1 hour £120

Well know budget hotel chain on well know main road near Heathrow airport, clean room, fit for purpose with no reception or locked door issues.

Standard door trick, looks wise facially -she has a bit of an odd look in her eyes, if a soldier who's seen combat has the thousand yard stare, think the escort version. Looks wise 6/10
She was pretty upbeat and probably a nice girl.
Slightly curvier than her pictures suggest with decent sized boobs, full c's or small d's. Reasonable booty but nothing special.

Wanted instruction throughout which is my main reason for the low positive. I've not punted in quite some time for personal reasons and was hoping for a more organic experience.
Not interested in anal  so didn't experience. FK light but decent.

All in all a low positive. I'm sure others would enjoy her more but for me its a one and done.

Ok so she's well reviewed with great feed back... it's all true lol

https://www.adultwork.com/Midnightsky666


Coms - great I text her the morning of the meet with a time and asking for the BJ special £50 15 mins got back to me within the hour and that was that.

Location - quiet could de sac easy to find , discreet and her own place I'm guessing lots of photos up etc, clean and tidy

The meet - walked in was greeted  with a kiss a lovely smile and a naked lady Wow lol. Her skin felt amazing weird right? Lol her breasts on display , so I had a quick fondle as I got undressed, she said drop your clothes there and sit on the sofa legs up so she could kneel between my legs. To which she then told me how much she loves sucking cock and cum. I mean I've seen the video on AW but wow she really does lol. Lots of sloppy sucking kissing around the cock lots of attention to the balls , genuine lovely lady , got me on the mood to fuck but wasn't there for that , she practically milked the cum from me lol taking it all. What an experience , cleaned up over tan by 10 minutes chatting.


Would i return?? Hell yes , best blow job yet.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage/great-barr/sarah-english-lady-massage/314891817?_gl=1%2A13y3hw8%2A_ga%2AMTg2MjU0MDkwNS4xNjkzMDUyMzYz%2A_ga_Z2YSS659YE%2AMTY5MzA1MjM2Mi4xLjEuMTY5MzA1MjQwMy4wLjAuMA


Sarah has been reviewed and discussed on here a few times but as I visited her recently I thought I would give my 2 pence worth.

I now normally only punt abroad but have stated to get back into FBSM and thought I’d give her a try
Booked on the day and comms were done via Whatsapp and quite straight forward.

Her place is not actuallylocated  in Great Barr but in Walsall in a quiet cul de sac. I got the idea that she has noisy neighbours and it felt like people are peeping through the windows looking, but as I’m not from the area it didn’t bother me


Paid £40 for 30 mins and that includes HE.

The lady herself is attractive. I would say she’s 5,8 and prob mid 40’s. Fake teeth and tan but looks great and has a lovely figure. Her looks alone probably is the only reason why she is getting a neutral.

The massage starts on your back and it isn’t a real massage but just a light rub down with oil. She does talk a lot which may suit some but I felt it took away from making the experience erotic or sensual. The light strokes literally carried on for 20 mins or so until she then asked me to turn over as time was running out and I wanted a HE.

Now again there was no sensual build up or any sort of teasing, it was just a case of grip the old member and start pulling at it. Technique not great and I struggled to eventually cum. If she stopped talking about random stuff and made the HE a sensual or erotic experience it would be worth going just for that but the session for me was a simple rub down with oil on my back and a quick tug on my member
. I left feeling very underwhelmed.

I don’t think I’ll return, unless I hear that her service has dramatically improved and the only reason she gets a neutral is because she is nice to look at and seemed friendly enough.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7322817

- £70 = 30 minutes

- Second time lucky after getting bummed around by the maid  first time out. Hmo on a residential road parking about without restrictions. Nothing fancy about it really just does the job.

- Girl as pics but id say looks younger, nice slim body tiny tits and preety face. No English seemed bit tired said she been busy.

- Very submissive asked me to get on bed but i said no you get on bed   She let me have a good exploration off her body does kinda get into it but makes the right sounds wasn't really into my foot fetish also i think she don't like her pussy licked, could be as she just come off her P i don't lick pussy but when i was exploring her in that vicinity she said no.

Kissing was open mouth no tounges but was good sometimes she would pull away from it when i was filling my boots but other times come in for it herself at one point she really got into it and we were Kissing and cuddling for time    Oral she does take direction and gives the balls attention.

Sex again she gets into it but then at times was moaning/swearing i suspect at me in her language as i was giving her a good seeing to but then again she starts enjoying it no rushing or pressure from her.

- She not much off a talker but i made the effort throughout and got ger smiling and chatting a fair bit by the end which was nice.


It was a decent enough punt just missing the laugher and banter/interaction you get from say Petite Viki but the service was good enough for a positive.



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After my latest visit to Mila earlier this month, I was desperate to utilize my super-smooth cock, balls and crack, and so found myself returning to a local Latina B&S brothel set-up …


Link:

https://www.adultwork.com/7307375 or https://www.adultwork.com/MELISSA%5FGORGEOUS

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… and Googling the displayed mobile (07594129140) typically yaks up copious links, referring to multiple and varied Latina WGs, so I knew well I'd be letting myself in for B&S … as ever, you too have been warned.


Logistics:

A text enquiry quickly received a three responses in quick succession …

“Hi Babe, I'm available now if you like!
N17 xxx
IN CALLS ONLY”

“Hi baby, my prices are the following;
1 hour £100 - 2 times
30 min £60 - 1 time
15 min £40- 1 time 1 position
Come so we have have some nice time together”

“Baby I do the following services;
For 1h -2 times :
Normal sex
Massage
Oral with condom
Hand job
Feet job
These are the services I charge extra for baby;
OWO (BLOWJOB) £20 extra
French Kiss £20 extra
Lick £20 extra
69 £30 extra”

I simply replied to say I’m on my way, knowing there was no need to state time of arrival or for how long I wanted to stay, knowing neither mattered with such B&S outfits.


Location:

This was the same flat and bedroom as was with my Girlfriend Angel > ‘Lily’ B&S …

Location:

This brothel is based in the top floor flat above commercial stretch along a dual carriageway … not discreet, as the front door is exposed straight onto the pavement, and there’s a fair bit of footfall with busy shops either side. It’s also an annoying 10min bus ride from Turnpike Lane tube station, and local parking is controlled til 1830.

Like previous Latina B&S brothel set-ups, this flat was typically grotty. I spotted a lounge/kitchen area, where you might choose your WG (although I didn’t get to choose on this visit) … I spotted several bedrooms, doors closed; behind one, I heard familiar fake moans.

The actual bedroom in which I was lead was sparse but fit for purpose … a double bed and dresser. I didn’t bother with the bathroom, but it looked okay as saw it through an open door on my way out.

Looks:

I of course didn’t get sucked and fucked by MELISSA_GORGEOUS, but retrospective investigations allow me to share a link and imagery to the WG that did serve me …

BRAZILIAN BABE - KALI - TOTENHAM N17
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london-n17/--brazilian-babe----anitta---totenham-n17/316904762

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Kali is a buxom wench, standing her 5’8” in heels with curvy Size 10 frame … pert C-cups and a phenomenal phat ass that she knew how to shake. I found her face cute, although she wore a bit too much slap and sported that odd-coloured wig.

Kali looked older than the VS-stated 25 … from Brazil, she spoke little English, just enough to communicate sexual antics.


Services:

On texting my arrival at the postcode, even though I knew the exact flat from my previous escapade, I diligently awaited to be texted to enter … waiting at a nearby bus stop, so as not to look shifty. On instruction, I approached and rang the bell, and the door was opened for me to duck in. Kali was behind it, smiling through thick purple lipstick … and sporting the brown lingerie and red heels in the photos above. I followed her awesome wiggle up the manky stairwell, and into the bedroom.

Kali asked “How long?” and I confirmed “15mins”, handing over £40. She stashed the cash in the dresser, as I quickly stripped and sat on the bed. Kali gyrated her hips toward me, and then leaned down to kiss my left check and neck, as I fondled her tits out of her bra, soon sucking at her nipples. Kali then turned to shake and twerk her tremendous tush in my face, and I could help but kiss and lick her firm cheeks.

Turning round again, Kali now dropped between my knees at the edge of the bed and pushed me to lie back, ripping open condom to slip down my ready erection. She then dropped into solid OW … swirly and slurpy, and taking in most of my 5.5” length … and keeping up sultry eye contact. I knew I could easily cum with her efforts, and so beckoned her to my silky smooth balls … she must’ve liked their freshly shaven look, because she didn’t hesitate to gobble up my scrotum in full, rolling my balls in her mouth, and even licking up-and-down my shaven gooch … all thanks to Mila!

Now probably 5mins in, Kali then stood and turned, as I also rose to sit at the edge of the bed again, keen to catch her gyrating ass in my groping hands and bury my face in it. She lubed her pussy out of sight, and then dropped down onto my lap, guiding my upright cock into her … going on to she bounce up-and-down in wonderful rhythm, interspersing with twerking gyrations. The sight was so cool, I lay back on my elbows to watch the spectacle … revelling in the feel of my cock up in that peachy motion. I knew I was not gonna move now, feeling too good … I let Kali carry on, and I soon burst in the bag. Kali felt me jerk to a climax, but didn’t stop her lapdance until I was proper spent … good girl!

After slipping off my softening cock, Kali pulled off the filled bag and wiped me up. She also carefully wet-wiped the purple lipstick that was evidently on my left cheek and neck, and I made sure to check such evidence was properly gone! As friendly as Kali is, her lack of English prohibited small talk, as I dressed up … she just kept smiling, and finally led me back downstairs and out … 13mins done.


Conclusion:

If I’d cum across Kali via her own VS profile, this’d be a Positive P&D … you can’t beat such a slick £40 suck-and-fuck. But of course this was an expected B&S, as is the modus operandi of such a Latina B&S brothel walk-up operation, so this is Neutral … I’ll be back here no doubt, likely after Mila’s had her hands on me again!

https://heywoodmassageandhealth.co.uk/

1 hour £40 + £60 B2B & BJ

Paid a visit following a couple of recent positive reviews. They both saw another lady.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=384645.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=384845.0

Name sounded like Loosh. Could have been Luge since she went down on me.

Size 14-16 and not a great looker but nice enough.
Just standard massage for the first 30 mins or so. Pretty reasonable.
Don't remember much in the way of RUs or teasing.

Offered B2B. Suggested £40 (as per other reviews) but settled on £50.
Then offered OWO for £20 but only had £10 so was quite quick but very good. Ball sucking too.
Got anti-bac foamed before the BJ. No problem with that.
Boobs in the face. Touching allowed but no fingers. No RO but didn't ask.

No arse compliments like the other two reviewers. Must be far too pert for the Heywood girls.

Will visit again with an extra £10 for a proper BJ.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/barton-le-clay-mk45/jay-call-me-for-the-best-time/318991884

Was intrigued by the other reviews on here so thought I would take a chance on a 30min booking.

Comms = very good

Location = clean&tidy comfortable flat.

SP =  more or less what you see in the pictures is what you get. clean mature chatty lady, I found her quite sexily dressed in Basque and stockings.

Paid £60 for 30min

The meet = started off well had a little chat and then was lead through to the bedroom. When in bedroom she tells me she is tired ( not a good start )  I was told what I could have and was offered the choice of cim or condom sex finish. There was no clock in the room but I kept my watch on to keep an eye on time.

She got me to lay on the bed while she straddled me to kiss me, good french kissing with a hint of stale smokey breath. Would you like oral now she said - "yes" so off she went giving good owo with lots of suction after about 3 mins of this she said "do you think you will cum like this?" Its too soon so carry on I said, off she went again sucking and slurping interspersed with hand job, stopping every few minutes to ask me if I was going to come. She then asked if I would like to lick her which I did, nice and clean and smooth down there. We then had sex with condom in missionary - she complained about the thickness of my cock and made penetration more difficult after a few more thrusts she asked I was going to come again - WTF! I was getting fed up as soon as I started getting back into it again she kept asking me when I was going to cum. This killed the mood for me she obviously just wanted me to come as quick as possible and get out of the door. I had a wipe clean and got dressed and left after just 20mins. So £60 spent and one blue pill later and all the stopping and starting meant no cum for me

Would I go again? - you,ve guessed it - NO!

Described as 22, English, size 6, 34D slim figure thought I would give her ago as the location is easy and she was available at the time I was free. Would say she is very average, would have said slightly bigger than 6 but she does have decent size boobs for sure

Meeting: Usual start with a shower, into the room and on your front for a back massage. Some small talk bit seemed disinterested not the end of the world if girls do not partake. Spent a good 20 minutes on my back but the massage technique was not great no body to body, just used hands in a circular motion. Asked about whether she was open to anything else, but she has a BF apparently, no extras on offer (again no problem, each girls discretion).

Then asked to flip over, and this where my review goes from a medium to a negative, after about 1-2 mins started with the HJ. Normally the girls at TP provide you with a good massage on the front to get you more in the zone, there was none of that here, felt like she was rushing me out. Touching was limited to just boobs and she did not come closer to make it easier, once I finished quick massage was told we can continue the massage, about 5 mins promoted to go for a shower, left 15 mins early all felt a bit like she wanted out of there.

Came out the shower, drying off she was even sitting on the bed counting a stack of money from her day, felt a little unprofessional. Would I see her again, nope she is average at best looking if that and does not give a great service

www.adultwork.com/3950662

With a few of my other regulars now gone, I was on the hunt for a good value massage option.  I definitely found it.

Price: £60 for 30 minutes
Location: Dalston

The Setup – WA message about an hour or so before I wanted to come.  Relatively good comms, though the location is a bit odd and in a decently busy area.  Wasn't enough to deter me though, and glad I stuck it out.

The Girl – Tough to tell, but probably 40s?  Claudia is Brazilian with nice skin and a pretty face.  Milfy vibe.  Great set of fake tits, probably D's, decently soft to the touch (but with some scars).  Fairly decent rest of her body, no major belly or anything, decent ass, shaved pussy.  Speaks great English, very pleasant personality.  Made me very comfortable and the whole visit was very light-hearted. 

The Punt - I confirmed in the comms that I was only looking for massage, no sex, which she said was fine.  She's likely more of a FS provider but she delivered the massage and HE really well.  Started on my stomach and gave me a decent back rub using some oil.  A few reach unders and chit chat while I enjoyed the relaxing rubdown.  Flipped about 10 minutes in and she immediately asked if I wanted a blowjob.  I said sure, and she did a bit of OW (my choice).  Really good suction, lots of licking and sucking the balls.  Really got me going. 

Eventually she removed the condom and started a blissful hand relief.  It was a great lingam massage, lots of edging and titwank throughout, sucking and licking my balls, me pausing from time to time to suck her nipples and bury my face between her big tits (and stop myself from cumming).  She tried a bit of ass play and PM on me, but it's not really my thing so I stopped her.  I played with her pussy from time to time, and by the end she was really wet.  I got the feeling she actually wanted FS, but maybe that's just my imagination.

She didn't rush me at all, I was in heaven for 20 or so minutes.  Eventually I could see on her watch that we were close to time so I had her finish me onto her tits.  She kept jerking me slowly for a bit to make sure I was fully done, and man was I spent.  We both showered and I was off.

Summary – Claudia was great, I will definitely go back.  Good price, very friendly, nice body and great set of tits, and delivered exactly what I was looking for.  She might be my new regular.