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Seeking someone British and fit I took a pun on Kat, noting her mixed reviews but good feedback on other site and fairly comprehensive profile, with likes and what is on offer.

Comms - Via text initially. Responses within 5mins. Fairly chatty and requested a booking on profile which suited me as keeps things more official with option for feedback.

Location - Fairly good hotel on outer parts of Swindon with parking and easy to walk past reception without issues. Busy with a Gym and Coffee shop - so lots of people coming and going.

Girl - English and fit in my opinion. Age 30 as per profile but could easily be slightly younger. Pictures dont give too muck away but what is on show is accurate.  Slim and fairly toned. I found her pretty with long  hair and minimal to no makeup. Breasts as per profile and suited her physique.

Cost - £180 for the hour. No extras discussed or needed. I made point before meeting about wanting a nice OWO session with lots of deepthroat - and she more than delivered.

Service - Dressed in lingerie one piece she looked hot. Nice smile and very friendly from the off set. A quick kiss on the lips and she dropped to her knees even before I had finished undressing. Took me straight down her throat as I got hard in her mouth. Very promising start. She apologised for perhaps moving too quick and asked if I want to lay on the bed. No apologies needed and encouraged her to keep deepthroating as I stood in front of her. She took me all the way with her nose on my navel - not that I have the longest of cocks but the effort was appreciated ;-) Not wanting to cum too quickly I returned the favour and proceeded to eat her out - she was super responsive and appeared to absolutely love being eaten out. She seemed to cum several times and still hungry for more. The next hour was a whirlwind of OWO, Deepthroat, 69, oral on her and ultimately she insisted we put a condom on and lots of fucking. She is fit and and as she was fucking away (and with my cock in her throat) her veins were bulging in her neck - looking hot as fuck as she came or with the effort of hot fucking. Eventually I could hold back and came with her on top riding me deep and hard.

Only negative is slight hint of smokers breath I think - though not 100% sure. Otherwise she was fresh and clean. Oral on her was delicious and lots of full on kissing.

Will 100% return when she is in the area.

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Punt - first week of September

In Birmingham, decided to see who was available and met my preferences. After reading recent reviews and browsing her AW and viva street profile - chose to see SeDUXTIVEeALehANDRA or as i prefer to call her - NataliE. Had a good feeling - that this could be a good GFE punt.😉

Comms - WhatsApp and phone. She during correspondence sent me her AW profile.

Location - a road off the shops, the marker a large Sainsbury’s -  first door (more a gate) of the block of houses. Parked up near the new estate.

Girl. Pictures seem accurate. Well done bolt-ons, slim body, nice formed pussy (very nice to feast on). She was in nice lingerie when she met me at the door and led me to her bedroom - nicely decorated in red with a big TV. Nice conversation and the talk flowed well during the session. She mentioned she had Russian and Latvian heritage.

Service. Opted for 1hr and no extras. Non stop lip kissing during the action. BJ - not as long as i like but decent. Enjoyed giving her pleasure by licking and eating her pussy - must have been down there longer than usual. Fucked her continually in most of my favourite positions. Started in CG not her favourite preference prefer guys on top - however had fun for a long time playing with her fun bags 🍒and bringing her down constantly. She preferred doggy - playing and holding her tits as i thrust in continually. Enjoyed mish/wrap - pumping away kissing her and holding her arse.🎯

Positive - an enjoyable non-stop passionate kissing and fucking session. ☺️




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Arranged a 30 min week with this lady earlier this week @£90/30 mins. Comms were efficient enough , I specifically asked if dfk was included and this was agreed - more on this later
Residential area in Solihull, not the most discreet was kept waiting 15 mins for the exact address.
A Brazilian blonde in her late 30s with enhanced boobs opened the door. There is some previous intel on here that this profile may be a bait and switch but I was convinced it was the girl in the profile at the time. Asked for a shower , she asked for payment and I duly handed over the tokens, she handed me a damp towel, not a great start. Once im out she is straight out with a condom, I suggested some foreplay and she huffed and said £30 for dfk so clearly lied on the initial text, I was struggling with an election at this point but she's lubed up and got on her back looking like she couldn't be bothered, after a few minutes struggling to get over the line in this position I suggested a titwank,  she said extra. I was pissed off at this point and put my clothes on, I had probably been with her for 10 minutes,  I asked for some money back for mis advertising, after some back and forth she reluctantly agreed to £20 refunded but the mood had soured, I rushed out of there, an unfortunate waste of £70. Upon inspection of the photos afterwards the tattoos were completely different so it was a bait and switch.

Cost: £120 for 1 hour (Massage + B2B + HJ)

Comms: Walk-in in the early afternoon on a rainy day. No prior comms.

Venue: I was milling around Waterloo for a morning meeting and afterwards had a bit of time to spare. I knew from some prior reports on here that there are a few seedy establishments down The Cut which I'd never tried before. This particular place is fairly subtle, almost the kind of place you can easily not notice it's kind of indistinguishable. The massage shop itself is up a flight of stairs with a fairly open entrance however. Luckily the day I went was quite rainy so it was fairly easy to pop in without worrying too much about being seen, but be warned if you go in the day on a normal day you're on a somewhat busy high street with lots of people around.

When I got in, I was greeted by Cindy. I'd say she is mid-forties, somewhat good looking, and really quite friendly. I asked who was available, she said it was only her available today. Price was £60 for 60 mins, she led me into the back where there was a somewhat large massage room with mood lighting. Much less grotty than I had expected based on previous reviews on here.

Massage: Had a 60 minute massage, 40 minutes of which I'd say was above-board legitimate massage. It was not too bad - I opted for medium pressure, which was pleasant enough for the 40 minutes. Not particularly skilful but not just pushing and prodding which I've had before. She talked a lot, and wasn't the best English, but she seemed friendly and good-natured enough.

After 40 minutes were up, started with the CCs and then she whispered if I was interested in extras. I opted for B2B and HJ for £60 which I was prepared to pay - though some might be able to get some price lopped off on this. She proceeded to undress and when I turned over I was pleasantly surprised how decent she looked naked. Very petite body with a big set of presumably fake titties, fairly flat unremarkable ass though. She climbed on top and gave a tease, hovering her nose and mouth up and down my legs and occasionally gracing my balls too. Think BJ is on offer if you're interested. She began to slowly stroke the member, and occasionally got up and off the table to move up to me, where she allowed me to suck both tits very greedily. Quite delightful really, definitely recommend seeing her for her tits alone. She licked my nips and then proceeded to a full, double-handed HJ, complimenting me on my cock and body. Finished quite quickly like this which she then proceeded to clean up.

Verdict: Enjoyed this visit. Would put it as a low positive, simply as for the same price there are younger, prettier girls for the same price. For a walk-in with no prior expectations, I had no complaints though.

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Few days ago
 
Location
Terraced house in Congleton, on a main road but quite discreet.  Lots of free parking across the road.

Commms
Messaged in morning. Quick reply with address and prices.  Arranged for a couple of hours later.

Price
£70 for 30 minutes + £30 for anal, £100 total.

Girl
Decent looking.  Has an amazing body and bum and nice set of tits.  I’d say she’s around mid 40s age wise. Great personality

The Meet
Parked across road on an industrial estate and fired off a txt to say that I’d arrived.  Got a response a couple minutes later with detailed instructions on how to find her place.  Was told not to knock just walk in. 

Entered the property and she was waiting at the top of the stairs for me.  Was quite happy with what I saw.  Went to the room with her and had a bit of a laugh and joke.

Paid her then was asked to lie on the bed,  she started sucking on my cock for a bit, weren’t the best blowjob but not the worst.  I
then went down on her, all clean and fresh and she was really enjoying it.

Put the rubber on and fucked her in missionary and then did cowgirl, tits look amazing in this position.  Bent her over and fucked her doggy while playing with her arse.  Gave her a rimming, again all clean and she enjoyed this too.  Then she asked me to fuck her arse, she lubed up and asked me to fuck her hard,  I was pounding away at her arse and she kept asking for it harder, she can take a good arse fucking.  Eventually finished in the bag.

A positive from me, not sure if I’d see her again though even though I left happy, just wanted to tick her off my hotlist.

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Met this lady a few weeks ago in Swindon. All arranged over text,  I didn't enquire about extras but it seems owo may be extra as was not offered in the rate £100 paid for 30 mins. Anal is probably extra too but didn't enquire as its not my thing.

Exact address was given at a punctual time , Delila welcomed me in, she looked fantastic with a short dress and heels. We embraced with some lfk and tokens were exchanged.  Had a quick shower and started with some dfk, great technique and sensual.  She offered 69 and I didn't decline. She put a condom on and I didn't enquire about owo as I'm not too fussed either way.  She asked about playing with my ass,  she must have sensed by hesitation and said it'll be fun, she wasn't wrong, so during 69 she slipped a few fingers in and I must say it felt great once I relaxed.  After a while we had sex in two postions and I came in the bag. I admired Delilas enthusiasm,  I think that's what makes it a great punt for me even if it is r
feigned I appreciate the effort.  On the way out I saw another punter lurking and once I was in my car he was let in within a few minutes of me leaving so that would be a slight negative , production line service and hygiene ? I would still probably revisit if our schedules align.

Thought I’d try this SP as noticed there were a few reviews, and she looked hot and very busty, which I fancied a bit of.

Contacted her yesterday and got list of massage services inc OW or teasing and B2B which I plumped for 45@£80.

Agreed a time for this morning and she asks me to confirm the booking by 9.00am on the day. Fine, I can deal with that.

Texted at 8:50 to confirm we are still on and could see her typing but no reply message received, followed up 15 mins later with another confirmation request from me, with again her typing a reply but nothing sent again🤷‍♂️
Tried calling her in case of a problem with her phone, no answer.

Replied back to her saying I was trying to confirm by not getting anything back.
10 minutes later got message saying can’t do the morning booking as unable to get flat keys until later on.

Now I can give someone the benefit of the doubt, but not after ignoring 2 messages and a call, so she’s either a flake or maybe she’s got a longer time offer from another punter, either way, another one bites the dust.
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I contacted Lisa enquiring about the Nuru massage she offered.  I already saw on her Adultwork page that the Nuru was £30 extra (and included a shower with her afterwards).

She very quickly texted me back, not only with the location of which part of Yeovil she is based, but confirmed all the prices already mentioned on her page - so I knew it was going to cost me £160.  I asked if she was available at a certain time, she agreed, so I confirmed the booking immeditately.

Just as I was about to get into my car to let her know I was leaving and on my way, I got a text back "9pm pls!", which was a lot later than the time I agreed.  I wasn't prepared to hang around Yeovil for hours on end, so I texted back "No Thank You!", returned my car keys back into my pocket and walked to the pub.  If she didn't want my money, I'm sure my local landlord would.

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First time using Diva, comms really good but expensive.

Ambiona £350 for an hour

Location - A 2 minute work from Gloucester Road tube station. Small, studio apartment, clean & tidy with shower/toilet room and fresh towels.

Ambiona - Wow! She’s tiny. I know others have the said the same but it still suprised me. Shes v pretty & friendly. She was dressed in a pink gym kit (my request) & her body is beautiful.

Lots of kissing throughout, tongue as well. We were kissing in front of the mirror at first & she seemed to be really enjoying it. After a while, got her into the bed and RO, v clean & great to get my hands on that body. She sucked me for a while & it was top drawer, nice pace & depth. We alternated between this, kissing, she rode my face for a while (hot) and 69. Then condom on and she got on top, incredible sight and she felt great - very tight! I came after a couple of minutes of this.

Then we lay on the bed together for a bit, had a bit of conversation about South America using google translate on her phone when we needed to. She’s really lovely and sweet. After a while chatting we started to kiss again. Ended up with her wanking me off, I don’t always go a second time & condom doesn’t help so I was happy to lie there kissing and feeling her body & I popped again.

This is a very strong positive. Diva is expensive but if this is anything to go by, I will be forking out again. Considering a duo with Ambiona - yet to decide on who else

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I have been seeing Alicia on and off for three years. Our relationship has evolved.

First punt was incredible back then and I was totally blown away when she brought out the infamous foot job by surprise. Her perfectly pedicured feet made me explode and I was sure to go back.

Location is a very nice and clean LG flat near Angel.

Massage is decent, and half the reason i’ve continued going. HR is consistent and she locks in on your eyes. Multiple rounds if you want.

I’m definitely not as attracted to her as 3 years ago. The age is showing and she’s gotten a bit leggier after a rough patch.

Back in the day it was £60 for massage and £30 for HR. B2B is £150 nowadays — not really worth it imo. If she likes you, you can suck on her tits and even lick her pussy. We’re close enough that she lets me do FS for £200. Took me 3 years to get there. but I don’t find it worth it anymore.

At this point i’m bored of the service. It’s consistent but not exciting anymore, and it’s a last resort.

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THE PUNT TO RUIN ALL PUNTS

To preface this, this was so bad that I renewed my UKPunting membership just to warn people about her, I wasn’t going to renew again but she made me do it immediately

Date: September 2026
Price: £50
Time: 30 mins
Services: Owo, sex covered 

Face: 2/10, looks fucking horrid, like a Henry Fuseli painting of a witch or a demonic possession. I full believe she is both psychotic and possessed, I’ve never seen something like it.

Body: 7/10, I won’t lie her body is nice, I enjoyed watching her ass move while she gave me head, she didn’t let me touch her at all until she rode me though, slim and shapely

Personality: -10/10, she frankly terrified me and I think I’m done with punting now

Sex: I can’t adequately rate this but she performed like she would be good at riding and she was tight

Blowjob: her skills are impressive and at some points it felt amazing but idk it was so weird, she can deepthroat etc like a champ but it’s not worth it for whatever she is

Overall: worst punt of my life, will never return, and my dick tip started hurting an hour after so I don’t know if she did me some damage 

Comms and Location:

Easy text, ratchet flat near King’s Cross

The Punt:

Booked her in the morning, confirmed afternoon, comms were easy and I went to see her later that evening.

The flat is in quite an inconspicuous part of King’s Cross, she took maybe a 5 min delay when I got there.

Get the flat number, knock on the door and after a few minutes and some scurrying noises she’s there nude. At that point her hair kinda obscured her face and though she didn’t look cute her body was great and I have been with unfortunate looking eastern euro wgs who gave great service before so I continued.

Into the room and she goes to the corner of the bed, it’s set up with a pillow in the middle for my head. I deposit the money and get undressed, I try not to say anything but the weird energy makes me laugh a little.

Anyway she beckons for me to get onto the bed so I did, and then as I lay down she stared at me for like a minute, at first I thought we were smiling at each other as my eyesight is shite and her hair blocked her face but then I noticed her face looks insane like deadass witchy, demonic, never seen something like that before. I think she noticed my eyes go alert or something so she turned quickly, started pippetting some liquid into her mouth and applying some weird head cover.

At the point I saw her face I wanted to leave but remembering those great reviews, with 5 days worth of sap in my balls, a history of banging let’s say not the best looking roms, Hungarians etc and a feeling of awkwardness, I decided to let it continue. I should’ve left the moment I saw the demon face, I felt it.

Anyway she kinda straddled across me but with like a quilt in between us and wouldn’t let me touch her at all, she would keep my hands held under her body and wouldn’t even let me move to get comfortable. She also kept faffing about with tissues and idk what else. It was weird as hell. Oh yeah she was coughing and snivelling a lot too.

Anyway, she started kissing all over my waist but I couldn’t really feel it and then started a bj normally but in some awkward position laying across my body, I had a decent ish view of her ass tho.  The blowjob was kind of crazy, super deep which felt good, she would tense her throat too. After a while she started doing this crazy self face fuck which did feel amazing.

However, I was getting antsy over not being allowed to touch on her etc and every time I moved she would try and grab my arms or do some weird stuff even if I just readjusted which would make me laugh so I just said let’s fuck so I could get my hands on the body maybe.

She gets off me kinda aggressively like she was offended, takes off the mask, gets a condom, puts it on me and lubes up, I say I want doggy and here’s when the shit show starts

She climbs up on my waist as if to ride me, grabs me by the throat, looks at me incredibly angrily and says “shut the fuck up, I’ll kill you”

This was oddly the most attractive her face looked all session maybe because the mentally ill demonic derp face was gone for a second and replaced by a more composed form of evil

Anyway immediately after that she grabs my waning dick, shoves it inside her and starts riding like a maniac, it would’ve probably felt good under other circumstances but because of what had just transpired I was like “nah you’ve ruined this” and told her to get off

What happened next was insane

She got up a bit although still on me and grabbed her hand tightly on my dick in the condom, so hard that when I naturally rolled away from under her it whipped like the sound of a large rubber band (maybe this was where I got hurt)

As I got away from her and off the bed it was like she flew into a rage and went to attack me, I darted across to the other side of the room and she started screaming she was gonna kill me and I was gonna die, she started coming towards me like she was going to attack me so I instinctively raised my fists and said “what the fuck bitch?”. I know corny as hell but I would never lay hands on a woman and being confronted with the fact that I may have had to was uncomfortable. Anyway it kind of worked because she stayed at some sort of a distance but kept screaming and edging closer. At that point I grabbed the money off the idk table bench thing and threw it in her face telling her to take it and go, thankfully she grabbed it and disappeared.

I got dressed as quickly as I could and got the fuck out of there.

I wasn’t really scared for my safety because I’m a big guy and she’s a thin woman but that was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life because at times she literally looked demonic and evil. I’ve never seen something like that irl only in some old paintings of possessions and insane people.

I’m pretty sure that was my last punt ever because it was so haunting, it was not a good sexual experience at all and it’s occupying my mind rn, I feel anxious and like sullied or tainted almost.

Also when I got home and went to pee my dick tip started burning like when I had chlamydia before. I know an std can’t show symptoms in an hour but whatever she did my dick is burning too now.

Worst punt ever I hope her next punter is a priest who can exorcise her pussy demons.

Overall verdict:

Need I say it again, worst punt ever. Do not see that demon and if you do on your own head be it.

Attached a picture of a painting with a possessed witch (far right) who facially resembled that creature.

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Comms:
Arranged via WhatsApp. £80 for 30 mins with extras available - FK for £20, OWO for £30.

The entrance:
Directions provided to the street, then the door. Hid behind the door, dimly lit room, suspected it was not the girl straight away (shorter hair, facially different) but she was fairly attractive so followed her upstairs. Confirmed B/S in the light but was happy enough with what I saw so continued.

The girl:
Said her name was Heidi, from Brazil. Similar build to Stela but not as attractive, lower body did not give off the gym vibe that Stela has. Fake blocky tits with piercings, a couple of tattoos on her shoulder, calf.

The action:
Good DFK, tongue down my throat, great kisser. Some brief OW with decent DT before getting into it. Rotated through a few pretty standard positions, she took it all.

Overall:
B/S, was looking forward to meeting Stela, but I had fun and it could have been worse. I am not sure of the protocol here, ultimately I had no complaints about the girl I saw, but it wasn't what I agreed to, and feel a negative is needed to highlight to others that this may happen if booking with Stela.

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£220 for 1 hr (inc Anal and Rimming on me)

It was almost a year since I last saw (and reviewed) Patty, and I decided to see her again.

Booking admin was very good (her profile states that she prefers WhatsApp so I used that) and I was able to book a next day meeting.  She is no longer in St Georges, and is now in St Werboroghs.  Similar set up in that her gaff is opposite a park.  I walked from the town centre via St Pauls which I thought was rough, but her areas was OK.  Previous reviewers had mentioned an arsehole neighbour's undue attention to her visitors.  I didn't experience any problems.  I waited in the park and Patty WhatsApp'd when she was ready and I walked straight into her open front door.  She is in a small downstairs flat which was fine for our purposes and had a mobile aircon unit in it. 

Patty was prettier and younger looking than I remembered and really tiny and with lovely smooth skin.  Straight into DFK holding her face which she does well.  Paid and took shower.  Shower has a missing head and was just a hose.  At least it was warm.  Gave my rusty sherrifs badge a good scrubbing.

Meet was fairly similar to last time and I paid for the same extras.  Not sure I would bother with rimming from her again.  It was really nowhere near as good as the Olina (London) girls give or that provided by Agnes (Bristol).  Not really deep enough for my degenerate tastes.  Anal was excellent.  She has an amazing arsehole.  No sign of gaping (nothing like Veronica69 in London for example) just a neat dark knot, and it is a tight hole, but she takes cock in it ever so well.  i could say the same about her vag - tiny and tight but really poundable.  Amazing to have those holes and such a small girl.

BJ (OWO) was good but not really DT which was a shame.  Also a shame that RO is not available.  As it was Snogging good and given that this was a return visit and I already knew what she offered in terms of fucking. I really tool control and fucked her hard for 50 mins in all kinds of positions in both holes (70% up her arse) including a fuck where I carried her in my arms (I am no superman, but she is very light) and pile driver and prone bone.  After breaching her ring, she takes a few breaths and then her hole is yours to go to town on.  Amazingly, you withdraw and it reverts instantly to a tight little knot with no sign that it has been vigorously buggered for 15 mins.  I've fucked slack arses in the past and also struggled to get up tight ones.  Patty's is different in that it is tight so that you think you will have to be gentle, but she is able to take you hard and deep.

In summary - not GFE because no RO.  Simply enough kissing and BJ to get me hard and then enjoyment of two very nice holes on a  friendly obliging young woman.  I would recommend if that sounds like what you fancy.  I hope to return.

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This was back in July. I found her via Kommons but not sure how to provide a link, above is another site but same girl

100 for 30min no extra I did not ask.

Have seen her pop up a few times and there were some more convincing photos then. Was just after a quick p&d with youngish euro and got exactly what I expected.

She is 5"4 and slim with B cups pretty saggy and ok ish face, very gypsy look and cheap filler, you know the type ..  photos are her with plenty of airbrush

She stripped off and gave owc for 5 mins then hopped on then mish for 10 mins and it was over.  Fairly robotic but friendly enough. She had said owo was included in the text but wasn’t hence the neutral rating

She mentioned she does extras like fk and owo and 1h is 200, i acted like i might return one day but unlikely.

Discreet place near Edg rd and fine for a quick sesh but nothing else.

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Meeting happened a couple of days ago. Left it until now to distance the review from my number - I hope nobody suffered in the meantime.

Sent a text to check out the details; reply said "£70 / 30 minutes, £120 / hour - Nuru massage, deepthroat and hand relief"  To be fair, one of those was correct. Handjob. Everything else pure fiction.

She's rented a caravan on the Seal Bay resort in Selsey, which in itself is a complete nightmare to get into without looking like a weirdo or a pervert. If you finally get through, you'll end up meeting someone who claims to be Swiss - but who I strongly suspect is a Rom.

Arrived at the caravan and was let in with the usual magic door trick. Strong smell of weed. Small, reasonably attractive young lady with very plump red lips, a tiny ass, and saggy tits. That was about as good as it got.

The "Nuru massage" consisted of her spraying my back with some oil, then lying on my back in FDM and pressing her fanny into me a couple of times whilst making unconvincing noises. Wanted me to turn over within 5 minutes of arriving, and then started trying to wank me off to get me out ASAP.

I made her slow down, but by this point it was clear this was a purely transactional P&D. She couldn't have been less interested if she'd tried.

Five more minutes later, and she's getting pings and calls through on her phone - so she starts to wank me off fast and hard whilst reading messages on her phone.

I commented that was a bit rude; she said "I've got my next client here - you have five minutes..."

I said "you promised deep throat - how about it?" at which point she bobbed her head up and down a few times on the head of my dick (no more than 2-3 inches deep) then reminded me it was time to go.

We're now max 20 minutes in to the call, and she even had the cheek to show me the time that I'd originally messaged to say "shall I come over" - after which it took me a good 10 minutes to get to the door. So we're talking 15 minutes action at the most generous end of the calculation.

So I shot my load in the bag and fucked off.

Utterly abysmal. Avoid at all costs. Total amateur, and whilst she's quite cute to look at I don't think she'll be around long as she's just not up to it.

I've had a decent run recently, thanks to the diligence of the UKP hive mind and info sharing; I didn't mind TOFTT on this occasion - someone's got to do it - but I'd encourage others to give this one a wide berth as there is so much better out there.

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Service - hot oil massage (60 minutes)
Cost - £60
Extras - B2B

Having seen all the reviews I booked Suzi for the hour.
The place is clean and tidy. Shower facilities available.
Entrance location is not discreet at all as traffic lights outside. And you have to ring doorbell and wait till someone brings you in.
Suzi provides an excellent Massage and her B2B and extras is awesome.

It’s my first review and I like to keep it short and simple as I don’t have the fantastic descriptive and written ting skills of some of the members here.

Extras included OWO, B2B, and a tongue deep in the ass. Best thing about it was that it was all done with amazing enthusiasm. I will definitely be going again.

Nothing about this experience was fun or funny…. I advise all to read as she literally gave me a message for the people of this community……


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£70 for 30 minutes. Last month.

Communication

Texted the day before got no answer tried again today and she answered quickly

Location

5-10 minutes from King’s Cross tube, a few minutes’ quite as it was raining room is basic as they come…

The Provider

As described previously, tall thin long dark hair, which was wet and hides her face…. Until it doesn’t!
Behavior strange and makes you feel uneasy…. Goes to the corner of the room and starts doing god knows what…. Coughing which worried me…

Service


Made my way to the location, knocked as instructed When she answered her hair was wet and she was naked. Put the money on the side in silence as instructed and laid down. This is where it got weird… I am laying there naked while she was in the corner of the bed…. I glance over at her and she is staring at me behind her hair, I raise my hand and then she moves her hair so I she her face fully…. At first I thought she had a smile on her face to which I quickly realized it wasn’t …. It was a snarl like from a stray dog… she jumps up lunges towards me grabs my throat and I shit you not! Screams in my face these exact words! “You tell the next ukpunter that they will be tortured and killed” word for word! Again i kid you not! Then she storms out of the room into an adjacent one, slams the door screaming…. I remain there for a minute as I was still trying to process what the hell had just happened…. For the first minute I thought it was just a joke and she might come back… then my less horny side told me to get the fuck up get dressed grab the money and exit as quick as I could….

So I ride dress and as I am leaving I slam the door (she likes silence so much have a taste of it!)

Walk onto the street and make my way back to the train… the whole time thinking… may have dodge a bullet there!


So please people be careful if you decide to go and see her… mentally unstable and a threat that she could honestly come good on with someone unsuspecting

I went to massage parlor for a hand job after review coming.

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I messaged her a few days before the meet and despite others having comms issues, I had none, she was quick to answer and arrange a day later in the week.

No screening questions but did ask for a deposit of £30. Normally I wouldn’t entertain but she’s had a string of reliable reviews and even returned someone’s deposit when it didn’t go ahead…. What could go wrong right?

The meet

I confirmed the booking the day before and also on the morning.

I arrived in Earl’s Court nice and early and let her know I was in the area. Location was nice row of houses 5 mins from the station.

5 mins before she asked me to send a picture of the property and then gave me the apartment number.

She then did the hide behind the door routine and once the door closed I could feel the attitude, no smile or warmth and asked if I wanted a shower and got me a towel. I could have left there and then but gave her the benefit of the doubt.

Once showered I came out holding my clothes and she was waiting in the hall.
I then waited for directions whilst holding my clothes and she looked at me blankly.

I then asked where I should go and she gave me a look like I was stupid and started waving her hands.

That was enough for me to know it was going to be a shit punt, I said forget it and went back into the bathroom.

That’s when she followed me in and started shouting and that I used her water so I should pay.

I asked if she was joking and then she starting wailing that I used her clean towel and water and that I should pay then graved the towel that was around my waist.

I just started getting changed, then she left the bathroom and shouted that she was calling someone to get me out to which I replied I’m gone as soon as I’m changed as I’m not leaving naked.

Then changed I left and she slammed the door on me.

I asked for my deposit back but not much chance of that. Learned my lesson now, if you send a deposit, you can’t easily back out at no cost

Not had a bad experience in a while so I guess it’s due, law of averages and everything 


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Booking: £150, 30mins

Comms: Via Text

Location: Nice serviced apartments in the centre

Appearance: She is stunning. Around 5,11 and super slim and toned with great tits. Very pretty face and was dressed well. She's also a grower, I thought at first she exaggerated her size but she does have a nice thick cock.

Meeting: Yumi greeted me at the door and was lovely and warm. After exchanging money, that's when it started going downhill as she just turned really cold. From the reviews I read before, she was fantastic GFE but what I got. I was hoping for oral both ways and her topping me but she refused to give me any oral, lip kissed and avoided if possible. Once hard, I got into position and she just was on her phone while fucking me and kept telling me to cum (this is 10 minutes in). I told her not to rush me and got all pissy.

At this point, I just wanted it to end so just wanked myself off as she fucked me.

Really disappointing

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This meet took place end of May. I had an urge to scratch and from previous visits I knew that a good massage and h.e. could be had for £65.

I messaged the day before and booked in for late morning.

Premises are a female centric salon on the main road in Moorends. Not discrete, next door to a chip shop but plenty of on street parking.

I arrived bang on time and Tara let me in and asked me to sit down as her previous client was just dressing. I waited no more than 2 minutes then a female in her mid fifties emerged from the massage room and made a future booking, all very legit.

Tara then asked me to take my shoes off and showed me into the massage room where she left me to strip naked and lay face down on the table.

After a short while she came in and placed a sheet over me and began what was a good, firm massage. This continued for a few minutes  until the sheet was removed and she massaged my legs and buttocks while I was naked, nothing sensual at all though but very proficient.

After what seemed like 30 mins she asked me to turn over and placed a fabric blind fold over my eyes. The massage continued on my front but again nothing sensual whatsoever and I was completely flaccid.

After short while I heard the familiar sound of wipes being removed from a packet presumably in preparation for an incoming clean up.

She then began what was a mechanical and clinical wipe down of my cock and balls even though I had told her that I had showered 30 mins before the appointment.
She then began massaging my cock and balls which had the desired increase in blood flow an and her massage movements fairly quickly morphed into wanking which got me over the line. I remembered from a previous visit that she prefers you to cum quietly as the wall between her shop and the neighbouring chippy are paper thin so I did oblige in that department.
Tara cleaned me up thoroughly and finished off with a head and shoulders massage with me leaving bang on the hour.

A consistent service with what I have experienced before, good massage, hand job very much bolted on but for £65 not bad value and worth of a just scraped positive.

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Meet happened in back in May, so not too late to post!

One hour incall at £170 and OWO extra at £50: total £220

Location was city centre of Birmingham. Her old location as she was looking to move to another location.

Text to arrange and paid a deposit before the meet was confirmed.

She is very pretty and was lovely to talk to. Pierced nipples and completely shaved.

I had a shower at hers and came out, Sophie was lying in the bed with her lingerie on. I initiated some kissing, and stripped her naked slowly. Was playing with her pussy but didn’t insert fingers. I asked her for BJ and her technique was good, no teeth and went deep.

On with the condom and she was on top. This is where the meet started to go down, she seemed very zoned out. I then asked for doggy, which was nice then onto missionary. Again she looked zoned out and wasn’t really interested. I then finished in the bag, and she helped me clean up.

Whilst I was getting dressed, we were talking about hobbies and interests, so the chat was good. She is lovely but just didn’t click probably during sex as she was zoned out.

It may just be with me though or she had an off day, not sure. Will maybe need to meet again to see.

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30 minutes at £60

Sent a text last week and was sent pictures of three girls working. Of course non of the girls looked like the pictures.

Location near Chinatown, but had to wait outside for an old man to open the gates. Once got up to the place, it was very dark. Seen two ladies working there, and one was in PJ’s sleeping in another room.

Went with lady who was very small but had bolt ons. Got into her room, there was a small light on where I could see a massage table with a shower in the corner. Once in the room, got to see her, she was not pretty and she wise I would say late 40s early 50s.

Got stripped naked and start LFK, she was stroking my cock and I was playing with her pussy. She was getting really wet.

She told me to lie face down, and English wasn’t good. But manage to hear OWO £20 extra. I declined. She started to put a condom on and started sucking. Wasn’t great at all, very toothy. She lubed up and got on top for CG with more LFK. She was very loose, and she kept saying cum baby, I love you baby. This was getting me annoyed.

Then got her to lie down on the bed into missionary. She kept saying the above and I just wanted it over with. Came inside, and she helped remove the condom. Asked if I wanted a massage, declined and got cloths on, and left. Had to wait for the old man again to open the security gate.

Would not recommend.

Initial:
Rang up the number listed on their site, the trick with this place is to book who you want up front otherwise it's pot luck who is available, I have had some very mixed results with this, I tried Jay based on Google reviews as there is scant information about the girls at this place here or on other forums of this nature. Hoping to build up a database of the good girls there! Price is £50 for the massage and then I paid £30 for the HE.

Location:
Leamington town centre, near the Chandos St parking lot

Look:
She was not the "nice young woman" someone left on their Google review, middle aged a little dumpy but not unattractive.

Attitude:
Seemed friendly enough, didn't really talk to her too much though.

Service:
The massage itself was more of a sensual touch than therapeutic (which is my preference) but it was perfectly pleasant regardless. No reach-unders or CC to speak of though, just more about the longer sensual strokes getting agonisingly close. However once the turn over happened and we negotiated the HE (I didn't ask about B2B as she wasn't really my type), then it became quite excellent, her cock handling technique is phenomenal, it normally takes me an awkwardly long time to climax but she managed it in 5 mins flat without feeling rushed at all, was one of the better HJs I've had in recent memory.

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Visited here a few times as its handy as the usual lady always provides a decent quality service. Booked in fairly recently and it was a different woman, bit older 50 maybe, slim, dark hair, 5, 6ish and absolutely no English. Paid my £50 for the hour and she left to let me undress. She came back and offered me a 4 hand with another lady, this one was younger and much nicer but unfortunately I only had a certain amount with me so we continued.

After 20 mins she tells me to turn over, agreement reached and away we go, said its a bit early but the wee man was well awake. Lift off but then told immediately to get up, pay and go. Tried to say I paid for an hour, other woman appeared and said no I only paid 30. Absolute lies but I left and took it on the chin.

I won't bother returning now which is a shame as its been handy 

First up, she will not appeal to some on here because of her limited services, no OWO for example which is fine by me but which is a dealbreaker for many. However, my session with Sam was a very good one, best of the year so far I'd say. Comms were easy and it was on my bucket list to have sex with a girl that I'd previously wanked over (many times) and as Sam has a porn career, that was just what the doctor ordered!

Sam herself is much hotter than her photos, a sexy Scottish GND who just happens to have a naughty, slutty side. She was dressed as requested and as I had just had a shower at my hotel, we got down to business straightaway, with good FK (I've had deeper but it still did the trick) and fondling in front of the mirror. She has amazing eyes, and a sexy grin that re-appeared multiple times through our session. before long she was unzipping me and got to her knees for some excellent OW with me admiring her skills in the mirror. She varies her cock-sucking, with some genuine DT mixed in. Felt very very good. I needed to fuck her but first I told her to lie on the bed and put her hand in her red knickers and start wanking herself. This was so hot and before long I shoved my cock in her mouth for good measure, slowly and very enjoyably fucking her mouth.

Sam keeps great eyes contact throughout. We fucked first in missionary and then she got on board for CG. This was a highlight. She has a tight pussy and was slowly going up and down my hard cock, eyes on mine, that cheeky grin, delighting in the fact that she had a married man twice her age squirming in ecstasy below her. She really gets off on getting you off, which I found very sexy. We finished with me sat on the bed, her on her knees wanking me off over her tits. Again she had that sexy eye contact and grin on her and seemed delighted when I spurted copious amounts of sperm all over her tits, my cum dripping down her belly, and also - I saw when she got up - all over the tops of her thighs too.

All in all, I had a full 30 minute session of this sexy GND sucking and fucking and wanking me to a very happy place. She's not a clock watcher at all and I will return for longer when she's next down South (she doesn't come that often, sadly).

30 mins £190

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