Fee: £90 for a 45min incall via UKE SS classified ad
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Diana had been recommended to me by a fellow UKP member some time ago, but her prices were beyond what I’ll pay to punt – I have my limits in this area. Nice looking girl from her pics and I was assured she was a good looking girl in the flesh but with a mismatch on costs I’d crossed her off the list – doesn’t stop you wanting to fuck a girl of course! Following a booking that had seen me left stood outside an apartment, I decided to try again for the following week and drew up a little short-list of potential candidates. First one contacted via AW message, which was read but went unanswered until it was too late, so I decided to move on to the next one. Then a little thought occurred to me to place an ad on UKE and see what happened as I hadn’t tried one for a bit and a few more NW girls had joined since my last attempt. So up went the ad, priced at £90 for 45mins with an extra tenner for anyone prepared to let me empty my nuts on their face or in their mouth.
In the past I hadn’t had many responses to these ad’s but a few hours later a message pops up in my inbox. Who’s this then? None other than Diana Hart, basically saying if she tickled my fancy, I was all hers for the time/duration/price I wanted – she doesn’t do CIM but that had been listed as an extra, so 90 quid for 45mins it was. My fancy had indeed been tickled. I got back to her to accept her offer and mentioned that she’d been reccy’d to me by a mutual friend – didn’t take her long to work out who it was as it seems I’d been mentioned as a possibility for the other M in an MMF (no issues there for me as we’ve punted together before). Diana likes a call before a booking, presumably for screening purposes – I’m not keen because of the difficulty I have making calls privately which I mentioned to her, but said I’d try and sort out a time we could have a chat. Diana came back to me to say if it was difficult she wouldn’t insist as I’d seen a good friend of hers recently who’d be able to reassure her if she had any doubts about me. The only other thing to do was outfit requests – I opted for black lingerie, suspenders, stockings and heels – she’d pop her Louboutins on for me. We left it there as the booking was a few days off – so far, so good. Her comm’s are excellent I have to say, other girls should take note.
I texted her the day before to swap numbers, then a final text confirmation on the morning and off I go. I manage to get parked up and then call her for final guidance. She’s quite well-spoken and came across very well – reassuring when you’re heading in and think ‘I like the sound of her’. I make my way in and find her door, knock gently and it opens up to reveal Diana. Very nice I have to say, blonde hair, pale skin and a nice figure – just the right amount of curviness to her ass I quickly notice. I also can’t help noticing the black dress she’s wearing and the zip all the way down the front – I’ll come back to why my eye’s lit up when I saw that later. We have a quick snog and chat, payment made and she sorts the drinks whilst I bob through the shower. I pop a robe on and head back into the lounge where she joins me on the sofa, cuddling up to me and kissing me, and commenting that my little friend downstairs seems pleased to see her and with that she’s undoing the robe and quickly shakes hands with him. So there I am kissing a gorgeous young blonde whilst she plays with my cock not 5mins after I’ve met her. Life ain’t too bad......
Back to that dress she’s wearing. One of my biggest turn-on’s is watching a girl undress and of late I’ve found a couple of porno’s which feature the lead actress undoing a front-opening dress to reveal herself to her male co-star (google Jan Burton and find the one of her taking the purple dress off for the window cleaner – better than Viagra, believe me). I think you can guess what’s coming here. I get Diana to stand in front of me and slowly unzip the dress before slipping it off – she’s got some right nice undies on underneath and my cock is now rock-hard as I watch. Then she kneels between my legs and my cock disappears into her mouth – nice sensual technique taking it quite deep as well as licking my shaft and balls, right down to the bit that tingles. Then up for another snog before she unclips her bra and sets her boobs free and I quickly suck her hardening nips into my mouth.
Then she takes my hand and leads me to the bedroom, popping her drink down on the bedroom table and bending over for my benefit – holding the position for me as I bend over to kiss her butt cheeks. Then on to the bed for another roll around and more FK, before she slides south to get her laughing gear around little tcm again. After a little while I decide it’s high time I explored what’s in her knickers so we whip them off and I slide my fingers on to her pussy. Now I like a girl who whispers little bits of encouragement in my ear and we had a beauty here. As I’m gently probing her with my fingers she whispers in my ear ‘I want you to push your fingers in so you can stretch my cunt.....’ One of those moments where I just didn’t expect her to say something like that but boy, oh boy, did it get my mind racing. My usual apprehensiveness about fingering a girl deeply were dispelled immediately - I took her at her word and pushed two fingers all the way into into her juicy cunt. She’s tight down there as well.....
After a minute or two I decide I need to eat her pussy so I head south and spread her legs. For those guys that like a neat and tidy pussy you’re in for a treat here. Small, slim lips, nice and pink – a feast for me and I waste no time in tucking in, probing her hole with my tongue. Clean, fresh pussy juices to lap away at before I turn my attention to her clit and she responds with gentle moans and groans – she seems to be enjoying my amateurish tonguing, but I’m doing my best. To complete my work I push her legs up giving me access to her arsehole and spend some time working my tongue into her arse – delicious! I head north again with my face covered in her juices and she isn’t coy about kissing with her own juices smeared around, she just gets stuck in. Whilst we were about it I rub her arsehole with my finger just probing with my finger tip and she doesn’t mind at all – indeed I suspect she would have allowed a bit more finger but I’m the shy one with that.
Time to fuck. On with the hat and we start with CG. I let her know not to slide me in too fast as I enjoy the moment of penetration. She just pops the head in and pauses before slowly and gently lowering herself on to me – perfect! Then we’re underway, bumping and grinding and my finger is rubbing her arsehole again. Then a spin round into RCG and this is where you have to picture the scene. I’m lay back, she’s on top facing away, tumbling blonde hair down her back and she looks over her shoulder to give me the dirtiest look before inserting her middle finger into her arsehole and saying ‘Fuck my cunt!’ I could have popped right then and had to be a wee bit careful about not going to quick. Then on to doggy and I grip her hips and give her a decent pounding, leaning forward as she cocks her head back so that we can kiss as we fuck. This merges into prone bone – only ever done this once before and it served as a reminder about how enjoyable it is. On to mish and we kiss as we fuck before I put her legs over my shoulders and fuck her hard. Then a new position for me – don’t know what it’s called but I’d say reverse prone bone. Basically mish but she has her legs together and I was straddling her. At this point I can feel the sap rising and as she doesn’t do CIM, I up the tempo a fraction and within a minute I fill the condom. She makes me smile as I catch my breath still inside her as she said she could feel my cock pulsating – that’s exactly how it felt for me.
A tidy up and then she joins me on the bed for a cuddle and post-podge chat about punting generally and a potential MMF in particular – she seems keen to try it and both I and my punting colleague have punted together before, so that’s certainly a possibility. Then I toddle off for a shower before a final kiss and cuddle and I’m away.
Overall? Yep, I enjoyed her, no argument. She’s a good-looking girl, dressed to please, decent gaff and is a bit naughtier than her profile suggests. My ad asked for GFE or PSE and she provided exactly what I was after – classy GFE but with a few nice PSE touches. Would I revisit? Indeed I would. As I’m driving back into Manchester afterwards, all I can think about is the moment she said ‘I want you to push your fingers in so you can stretch my cunt.....’ To summarise, I’d say the following:-
Venue – well kept apartment in Salford Quays. Clean and tidy and perfect for shagging – as good as any apt I’ve been in. Parking very close by and easy to find.
Comm’s – very good indeed. All by UKE PM and her written English suggests she’s an intelligent girl. On the day, via text. She likes a phone call beforehand which will suit those that like a natter with a girl. I find making them hard work due to privacy issue so I was excused as I’d seen a friend of hers recently.
WG – AW stats are about right size/height wise, stated age is 29 and strangely she came across to me as younger on initial appearance. Her personality suggests the age is about right as she’s confident, well spoken and quite outgoing. Pretty girl who describes herself as an English rose – think pale skin. Proper, womanly hips and a decent arse. Not much to moan about if I’m honest.
Services –GFE, FK, OWO, RO, Rimming on her, Anal play, CG, RCG, Doggy, Prone Bone, Mish and reverse PB before I duffed my load. All delivered in a sensual yet enthusiastic way – with some nice dirty talk thrown in (irresistible when said in a posh girlie voice). A little naughtier than her vanilla-ish profile might suggest – think raspberry ripple. Tight pussy as well and she got me to cum from penetrative, which is rare for me.
Verdict – I enjoyed myself and I’m pleased she responded to my ad. One of those punts that felt right from the off. Great comm’s, nice gaff, good looking girl who delivers as promised. Headed into Manchester afterwards with a smile on my face and a posh girlie voice saying ‘Stretch my cunt!’ ringing in my ears.