or https://www.adultwork.com/Isla%5FBrooksThe Short Story
A slightly awkward meeting with a very eager to please girl, which ended up being an experience I did enjoy in the end, but then left me with an unfortunately after taste. Services & Price
• £120 paid for a 1 hour incall.
• DFK, RO, Rimming (her), OWO, (almost) DT, Face Fucking, Protected Sex (Doggy, RCG, CG, Mish, Squats), Spanking her.
• I managed one pop after about 55 minutes. One shower (5 minutes) in the middle of the punt (although a shower was offered before and after). I was in her house for about 1 hour and 10 minutes.Lead-in, Communication & Location
I’d read more than a bit about this WG on UKP since she came onto the scene a few months ago, and from pretty much the first review I wanted to see her. Not least because she ticks almost all the boxes on what I find attractive, but because of the sound of that oral, kissing and enthusiastic sex.
After waiting about a month for the fuss to calm down, it didn’t and just thought, fuck it, I’ll contact her. Her Dudley location was an inconvenience for me and would have meant a long journey, as I don’t have personal transport right now, but was prepared to go to the effort and arrange something. Four or five messages exchanged and I’d almost got to the point of thinking it was more effort to arrange than was worth it. Sixth message she just gave me her number and told me to phone her. Talking to her on the phone was a pleasure and to my surprise she told me she was now taking incalls in her home in Solihull (this was just before she updated her profile). She was very accommodating and opened up a booking slot so that I could see her at a time that best suited us both. Booking made and she confirmed it the next day.
I shit you not, one of the texts she sent me during this gave me an instant erection. This girl certainly knows how to talk in a way that appeals to the dirty part of a man’s mind. Part of her presenting herself in a certain way for her job, or a genuine lust for sex? More on that later..
Well, as she now states on her profile “I am in Solihull B91 about 5 minutes from the town centre.” I think she means 5 minutes by car though. Would be about a 20 minute walk. It took me 40 minutes on 2 busses to get there and a 10 minute walk. Nice and discrete location in a calm neighbourhood. Nicely furnished inside her home too. Nicely clean, tidy, warm and comfy. The style you see in the way she dresses in reflected on the way she’s furnished the place. A good bathroom is there right next to the bedroom, with a modern shower. A metal framed double bed with lovely bedsheets. A conveniently located fluffy rug next to the bed and full length mirrors up against the wall next to the rug and at the end of the bed. Isla_Brooks: Appearance & Personality
She looked pretty much exactly how she looks it that above photo. The only request I made of her was to wear stockings and the rest is up to her. She phoned me as I was on my way and confirmed this and suggested suspender belt as well, which obviously, I agreed with. She opened the door just wearing black stockings, the suspender belt, black thong, black bra, knee length boots, and nothing else. She wasn’t wearing glasses though and the stockings were slightly different, but you get the picture.
Previous descriptions of her are accurate, as are her pictures. I was particularly taken back by how slim she is. I would say she looks a size 8 bordering on 6 to me. She looks very good, but she is almost too thin for my preferences, there’s not an ounce of fat on her torso. But don’t get me wrong, although I do prefer a bit more meat on the bone, I’m not complaining and I wasn’t put off, her figure is very impressive. Her ass is fantastic and incredibly sexy, nicely plump and juicy with a sexy meaty pussy that peaks out at you, and she has nice long (for her height) legs and lovely little hands and feet. Stated age of 29 and height of 5’2”, I believe are accurate. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out she’s actually a few years older, but I doubt it. I enjoyed her firm little titties, especially her nicely responsive nipples.
Her eyes are a little smaller than I expected, they are nice though, and she even joked about how she might have some Asian heritage. Her lips are nice and full enough, but there is a bit of acne on her chin and some piercing holes around her mouth. I don’t mind a bit of acne, but I was maybe slightly put off, particularly by the piercing holes. Well enough maintained, slightly wavy black shoulder length hair. She’s attractive facially, not supermodel looks, but her face has a lot of personality and she’s good at pulling cute and/or dirty faces. She wasn’t wearing much makeup at all, which is what I prefer, but a little bit more wouldn’t have done her any harm.
Her personality is hard to explain. She’s a feisty one, frank and very chatty, full of banter and sex puns. Her voice drips with sex appeal. She’s an attentive lady, eager to please with a slightly awkward nervous and sensitive sensual side. As I say, it’s hard to explain.The Action
She directed me to her door on the phone, I was slightly confused and could see her standing behind the door. I told her I could see her. She told told me, no that’s someone else. I lightly knocked the door, she pulls me inside. Next thing I know I’m up against the wall and she’s eating my face off. I’m trying to say hello as she snogs me, gripping my jacket and occasionally biting my lip whilst sneaking her tongue inside me. She’s smiling and giggling looking up at me.
“Shall we go to the bedroom,” I nod in agreement. She starts to walk up the stairs, I follow. I notice her ass. I stop and admire the view. “Shall I crawl” she purrs, “yes please.” She crawls on all fours up the stairs, I can see her pussy lips peeking out from her thong, she turns her head around putting her finger up to her lips to make a naughty face. Fucking hell, that was one head rush inducing way to great a client.
Into the bedroom, she shows herself off more, spreading her legs and twirling them around, she fiddles with putting on some music and after more kissing and groping she suggests we get the paperwork sorted. She asks if I need a shower, I declined because I just kind of thought, well we’re already into things, no need for a shower. We kissed more and she lays on the bed showing off her ass. I get in there and eat her pussy and ass, she tasted nice and was responsive, grinding back in to me and making the right noises. The RO was nice (and she tastes very fresh) but brief, she pulled away after maybe a minute and sat in front of me, making a teasing face at me as she showed of her pussy.
We ended up sat on the bed together and she asked me what I like. She suggested GFE, I agreed, but asked for a bit of a PSE side to things. Emphasise on the word ‘bit’ there. I know she’s more of a dirty GFE kind of girl, not a PSE girl. I just wanted an enthusiastic dirty GFE. I should have said that, so my fault really. What can I say? A hot girl in front of you acting how she does, the brain doesn’t necessarily work so well at that point. She started getting all “oh so you want me to be your dirty little porn star?!” Well yeah. But not so blunt about it.
She sucked me off with a lot of enthusiasm as I was laying down on the bed, then we moved onto the rug besides the bed (as she suggested). She kind of disappointed me a slight bit. The immediate thing she said to me was “warn me when you are going to cum.” Now look, an understandable thing to ask, but I mean, she could let me get into it without breaking the illusion so bluntly. She’s a hot girl, who gives a very skilful BJ, but I don’t cum instantly the moment I get my knob inside a pretty girl’s mouth. At a certain point during the punt we ended having to have a bit of a conversation about this. She basically really wanted to make me cum from oral (and I certainly would have liked for her to have been able to bring me there) but I had to tell her it’s unlikely to happen easily and could take a long time. She was encouraging me to cum all over her face, asking me to specifically specify where I wanted to cum, and then encouraging me to do it, playing up to the idea of being a porn star. Well I didn’t cum on her face, I just couldn’t relax into it. To put it simply, there’s such a thing as too much talking.
Another thing I’ve got to say is that it wasn’t quite DT she gave me. She put her hand at the base of my cock and sucked me up to that length. So, a shame, I was a bit disappointed by that. Don’t get me wrong though, she is very good at sucking cock, she definitely knows what she is doing and even let me face fuck her a bit. But I have had better blowjobs in my life, still though I enjoyed it for what is was.
Anyway, after the initial BJ on the rug, raincoat on and we had some doggy on the edge of the bed. This was good and got quite hard and I was into it. But she was awkward. She moaned in a bit of an incongruous way at first, telling me to “calm down, you’ve got a big dick.” I had barely got myself inside her and I was calm. But, I slowly built up the pace and she seemed to get into it. Also, I’d consider myself maybe slightly above average on a good day, so I don’t really understand what she was on about. It was a bit weird fucking her, it was like at times she was overly fake in her noises and reactions, but at other times she seemed genuinely into it, like she couldn’t get enough of having me inside her, and at other times she didn’t make much noise at all. Her pussy does feel nice, but not the tightest pussy ever. But like I say, I got into it and gave her a hard fuck in the end, with her fucking back into me, encouraging me to spank her ass and making very genuine sounding noises of excitement.
After the doggy I asked for missionary, but she suddenly suggested I have a shower, saying that I look too warm. I went along with this and had a shower. Weird experience, fun though and she popped in with me and sucked me off in the shower and then went off to let me shower on my own. I was trying to dry myself and she came and grabbed me, pulling me back into the bedroom. More BJ on the rug and on the bed, this was the bit with her encouraging me to cum on her face and it not happening. Then a bit more RO and we ended up on the bed. She gave me an impressive RCG squat, positioning herself in a variety different sexy ways. After that we had a bit of mish, then more OWO, then more mish. This is when the sex did start to build up and I fucked her pretty hard, her taking it well. We kissed quite passionately and I reached under to hold her ass cheeks, really going at it. I was getting breathless and still hadn’t cum. She offered to go on top, standard CG and then CG with squats. I encouraged her to fuck me hard, which she tried her best to do. I took matters into my own hands and held her hips and then her ass, pushing her up and down on me and I finally managed to cum. She gave my dick a hard squeeze with her pussy muscles before carefully getting off me and helping me with the condom and clean up.
Then we laid down together, snogging and snuggling, and had an interesting conversation. She talked about her photos on UKE a bit and her appearance, and we talked about the meeting. She told me she wasn’t sure about how to act with me as I didn’t talk much, telling me I’m shy and then quickly apologising for saying that. Well I’m there to have sex really, not for a natter. I liked her personality, she comes across as honest and fun, but I just didn’t really click with her in that way. It was like she wanted to review the punt at the end before I left, which was slightly awkward. She also went on about not minding being called a hooker, wanting to take the word back or something, not exactly what I want to talk about with her. But I mean, good for her. Anyway, she fed me, giving me two cream eggs and we talked about chocolate, which was more fun. I wiped myself down and got dressed, with a brief BJ, kiss and grope in the middle. She helped me with directions to where I needed to go next and led me to her door. A long hug and snog by the door, with her grabbing my package and me grabbing her ass. She whispered in my ear to look in my pocket and then I left. I looked in my pocket, there was another cream egg.Afterthoughts
Overall it was a good meet. It lacked a fantasy escapism feeling to things, which is how I feel a very good GFE should go, and it was all a bit too real. But that didn’t stop me from enjoying it, and it is maybe unintentionally partially my fault. I think she is just one of those sorts of WGs that tries hard to understand her client and wants to be sure she’s giving them what they want. I’m more the sort the of guy who just likes sex to flow naturally. She needn’t have fussed so much and just done what she was doing without questioning and directing me so much. I think it shows a good honest, service focused attitude from her, which is a good thing in my book, but perhaps shows a bit of inexperience and uncertainty from her. She’s a hot girl how is skilled in the bedroom, I’m happy to come and visit her and pay for the pleasure of having sex with her. It’s not rocket science.Would I go back?
I would like to try her again, once I’m as sure as can be that we are both clean and healthy, that’s if she’ll have me. She might not want to after reading this review. But that’s up to her, I mean no ill intentions to her by posting this, and I’m likely doing myself no favours by posting with review. But I do so in the interest of posting my honest opinion on things.
I’m well aware of the recent review from another individual and the furore that followed that. It’s a risk of seeing a prostitute which is always there. I don’t know what the girl does or doesn’t do when I’m not there, or what other punters she’s seen get up to. I can only make as sure as possible that I see girls that don’t advertise bareback and have a healthy attitude to their job. She came across as a very clean and intelligent girl to me, and we had as clean as possible safe sex together. I will be getting myself tested as I do every few months anyway. I was planning to make this my last punt for a month or two anyway, so I guess that coincides with that and I won’t be doing any punts or having any sex until I’m sure I’m all clear. I don’t blame Isla, but it’s not exactly given me the nicest of post punt feelings. So, that leaves the question; is this a positive, negative, or neutral experience. Well it’s not neutral, it’s both positive and negative. But I’m afraid on balance, the slight awkwardness of the punt plus the unpleasant post punt feeling, I’m afraid Isla_Brooks gets her first negative review on UKP.