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When: July
Tldr last paragraph.

Easy comms, replied within minutes, arranged same day. She gave post code, exact address once I was nearby. Ended up arriving earlier, she was fine with it.

I didn’t need to buzz, she came to the door and opened it in a school girl(?) uniform. Led me to the flat and her room. Asked for a quick shower and she provided me a fresh towel.

There is another girl in the flat also, not sure is WG or not, but seen her walking about at the end, probably had a good look at my junk too, but didn’t say anything. I am not particularly shy, especially when punting so really didn’t care either way. Maybe secretly enjoyed it?

The punt itself started with her undressing, beckoning me onto the bed, face down. She started with back massage which was not good except for the neck because was sore from before, so appreciated that. She does not use any oils and it is only fingers with a pinching motion. No cc swipes either.

What she does do at least is titty tickle your back. Guess it is supposed to be b2b, you can feel nipples and a bit of the tits circling around, which is nice but had much more enjoyable versions of this.

There is a mirror in the room, albeit broken that you can use to spy on her working on you.

On the flip, she used wipes to clean my member further, then used her little tongue on my nipples to get me full mast. No more massage or b2b. Moving onto my groin she kept making circles and licks with her little tongue, honestly was quite nice. She sucks quite nice too, her mouth is warm and wet and kept using that tongue of hers. No teeth, so she has the technique down. Could not really take my full length even though I am around average, but didn’t mind the extra motion from me. Also, first time I had someone spit after sucking me, which was… new and did not feel great, but is mentioned by others too so I won’t take it personally.

What I wasn’t a fan of is the lack of eye contact, she looked everywhere but at me, felt a little bit like she didn’t want to be there. I like to communicate when having sex and her limited english really did not help.

At some point I beckoned her up and moved her into a 69, felt like eating some pussy. She is very small, but tasted fine. 69 is admittedly not my favourite position but while eating her out, she kept working on keeping me erect too.

Others mentioned she is NOT a fan of any butt stuff or fingers near pussy. Shame. After some of this. Condom on and into some missionary. I really have a problem with condoms, so far only had a few cases where I could fill the bag and this was not one of them. The heat and the exercise made me go a bit soft after a few minutes so opted for licking her instead. She seemed to enjoy it, but again, nooooo fingers was a clear request.

We transitioned to a handjob with oil (where was this before?!), which was nice but I honestly lasted long enough I thought she was gonna give up, but finally erupted.

Off to the shower I go, dress and leave.

Why the neutral? Paid for the hour, ultimately got 45 minutes at best, but I am not even sure if I would have wanted more. Definitely wasn’t going to start arguing about the time. Too little English, didn’t feel gfe, pics are prob her but she is older. She sucks nice and looks cute, prob best part of it. Don’t think she deserves negative, ymmv with her, especially if you like drilling in condom more than I do. Having read other’s post, they are all on point. Would I return? No, but her flat mate did look cute.

About four weeks ago, I booked an evening appointment with Claire in Cambridge through texting the number in External Link/Members Only She mentioned parking was available in her driveway, but I ended up parking on a nearby side road. She rents an en-suite room in a shared house. The total price was £80, 60 for a 60-minute massage plus 20 for hj..My experience had a lot of similarities to the "Norwichwood" review. She is a very nice lady to talk to about her runs, personal life, holiday plans, food, the weather, and more.The session consisted of about 40 minutes of face-down massage with medium pressure, which was highly enjoyable. When I turned face-up, I spread my knees and she sat between them. She was wearing shorts on that hot day, and with her permission, I was allowed to touch her feet and lower legs.

She has a unique technique to start with finger movements at the tip, once fully erect a slow hj occassionally caressing the balls and  perineum, Towards the end fingertip around bum and applying pressure on bum hole This was felt really good and lead to exploding climax, she laughed. Afterwards she was friendly and continued light conversation about our age and backgrounds; she mentioned she is 45.I had a quick shower and was back in my car in 63 minutes. I will be definitely returning.

Well reviewed establishment but my first visit and indeed my first outing in a while.
Service was top class, massage was decent and the HE was out of this world.
Will definitely be back.
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Booking: via Text - not the easiest to get a hold of and took me a few attempts to arrange a meeting.

Location: Marlow, a modern flat not far from the town center.

Rates: £120 30min. No CIM on offer.

WG: Friendly and smiley, late 20's-early 30's English lass. Fit and petite body, with great natural boobs and nice round ass. Good choice of lingerie. A few tats but nothing off-putting. Facially average imho.

Action: Money exchanged and into shower (her request). Little chat on the bed to discuss boundaries - clearly she 's not into CIM and this could be a deal-breaker for some, especially at £120. 

DFK was good and passionate, and she let me explore her body freely.  Smelled nice and tasted fresh in RO.  OWO was a bit shallow / lacklustre compared to some of the other SP's I visited recently.  I felt she didn't put much effort in with OWO frankly, but I did enjoy the sex.  She felt tight in missionary and when riding me on top, and kept eye contact and fake moans throughout.  Nutted in doggy while enjoying the view in the mirror next to the bed.

Overall: This is a positive borderline neutral, due to average, low-effort service and lack of CIM. Bella is pretty and a good fuck but better VFM options are available in this area.

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Score: 6.5/10

This establishment used to also have a Vivastreet ad and another girl from the same gang ("Coco" I believe her name was) but I can't seem to find it.

Booking: easy, and always available via text

Rate: £60 30 min plus £40 OWO and CIM

Location: flat near St Mary's in Southampton

WG: The photo on the Erobella ad is a true representation of the woman I saw.  One of the very few Chinese WG with real pics in my experience, as pretty much all of the VS ads are for girls on a rotation and hit and miss. I'd say between late 30's-mid 40's but can't be sure.  Slim body, small tits, shaven pussy, average face (not bad - looking)

Action:
Clinical dick cleaning routine to begin.  Great OWO with ball sucking.
Pumped her in different positions - good moans and eye contact
Nice unrushed BJ with CIM finish

Overall: Great Cheap P&D or Plan B. You'll most likely see the woman in the pic which is a big plus with Chinese punts.

Please expect less reviews from me going forward. I am sticking with regulars mostly now but you can still expect reviews from me every now and again.

JULY 2026


LOCATION

Your Health Spa is located at 218 St Paul's Rd, London N1 2LL.
The venue is situated in the Islington / Highbury area, positioned directly on St Paul's Road. For those travelling by public transport, the spa is easily accessible via Highbury & Islington Station (Victoria line and London Overground) or Canonbury Station (London Overground), both of which are short walks from the storefront. Local bus routes, including the 4, 19, 236, and 263, also serve stops right along St Paul's Road near Highbury Corner.


Arrival and First Impressions

I visited this establishment as a walk-in customer without a prior appointment. Upon entering the relatively small reception area, I was greeted by two women standing behind or near the desk on the left-hand side. Bella gave me a mini bottle of water, which was a nice touch I suppose.
Before my session began, I requested to use the toilet. I was shown to a very small, cramped toilet facility. Afterwards, Bella directed me to treatment room number two, which is located directly opposite room number one.


Therapist Profile

My therapist for the session was Bella. She appeared to be in her late 30s or early 40s, stood approximately 5 feet 6 inches tall, and had black hair. She was dressed in a low-cut top that revealed her cleavage.

Pricing and Services

Because I did not book in advance, the spa could only accommodate me for a 30-minute session. The financial breakdown of the visit was as follows:Base massage fee: £35 for 30 minutes.

Additional services (extras): £60 Total cost: £95
The extra services provided during this half-hour session included a handjob and body-to-body (B2B) contact. However, Bella kept her skirt on throughout the session. Due to the limited time available, the body-to-body element was brief, consisting mostly of light cuddling while I lay on my back, alongside some light lip kissing. Bella only offers basic lip kissing and does not participate in deep French kissing. She offers protected oral services (with a condom) for an additional fee, but strictly does not provide unprotected oral services.


Massage Quality

The technical quality of the massage itself was impressive and highly resembled a deep-tissue treatment. Bella worked thoroughly across my entire back, legs, and neck. Her technique on the neck and shoulders was particularly excellent. The pressure applied was not overly intense, but it was executed with a high level of skill and the right amount of strength.

Conclusion and Final Details

The session concluded slightly earlier than the scheduled 30 minutes. After the treatment, the staff offered the use of the shower facilities, which was declined. The visit ended approximately 5 minutes before the allocated time had officially expired.

I am going for a neutral rating, not quite a positive. 
 

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Edit - Thank you to grebo for his recent review of this place which made me want to go here. Cheers 

I will be going back to this place, even though this was a neutral experience, I still would want to go back here to see who else works here. I want to see Alice, If I can. 

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Saw this beautiful women in Derby this week. Was a bit taken aback with how nice she looks
Comms all done by text and was at her door within the next 30 minutes. She is based in a central location in a discreet apartment, easy to blend in
Paid £80 for 30 minutes

Service

Started with OWO for a few minutes, reasonable depth. Moved onto cowgirl for a few minutes then finished in missionary. Really enjoyed the punt and wish I could have went for a second round but was in a rush for work

Lovely women she is in Dudley next week so will see her there hopefully

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Fancied a good massage with a hottie and after a bit of research I discovered Celine and thought I would give her a try. she looks as good as her pics slim, with a toned body, small but perfectly formed breasts (average size maybe?) and the nicest arse I have seen on a Thai girl (not sure if its a BBL, couldn't tell if it was).

Comms - quick response on text message and within a few hours I was there
Location - near regent Rd retail park, approx 5min drive. she gave very detailed instructions on how to get into building which was simple enough to follow (m5 postcode)
The Girl - Wow, probably the fittest body I have seen on a Thai girl
The Experience - as others have said, its not the back cracking firm massage you may be looking for - very sensual but still good, with lots of teasing. She is naked from the off, apart from her g string but that did come off as well before the b2b started. A lot of time spent on the back but with lots of CC swipes and teasing to keep you interested.  The b2b on the back was just ok, with some fake moans but I was keen to turn over.  She did a great job of continuing the teasing and started oiling my cock for a really sensual HE by hand. Enjoyed this immensely and stroking her gorgeous body (no fingers, didn't attempt either) I didn't last too long but she continued until she got every last drop out. As there was still some time left, she cleaned up and then gave me a great head and shoulder massage and then a quick shower and I was on my way.  Deffo one of my best experiences recently, I am hoping she gets a bit more raunchy as I see her more (one can live in hope!) and will definitely see her again.

Time - 1hr
Cost - £100

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Location: Bath Road, opposite Arnos Vale Cemetery, Bristol. Visited Saturday Evening. £80 for Half an Hour with £10 For DFK, £10 for RO & another £20 for OWO. Paid each girl £120.

Comms: Good

Diamonds remains a pretty busy parlour, but I've never had an issue getting someone to answer the phone. I phoned up to see who was working & potentially book an appointment. I've seen April a few times, we got on really well & have a nice rapport. So I booked her for half an hour & made my way.

However, when I arrived, April answered the door & 2 other girls were there too. Scarlett, a beautiful black British girl who'd worked down the road at Bath Road, & then Ava, a gorgeous spanish brunette with curly hair, a strong hint of Alt girl vibes, so I'm already interested, a spectacular ass, curves & the bluest eyes I've seen in a while. I was smitten immediately & after a bit of chit-chat, hi, hello, how are you stuff, Ava kept looking at me, had already given me a nice smile. Fuck it, let's ask.. I grabbed April by the hips, turned her to face Ava & placed my head on her shoulder, "Hey, do you think she'd like to watch?" Ava's eye's lit up... "YEAH!" April turned & smirked at me, "Well this is new, it'll be fun!"

Accommodation: Average

Things haven't changed much in the rooms, I put on the fan as soon as I entered. They have an excellent easy to use shower in comparison to Bath Rd, where it's either a cold as a witches tit or liquid hot magma. Bed was comfy, good height & a tub chair for a blowy or lapdance. However, this time it was going to be used as a cuck chair... For a while at least.

Girl's Appearance- Very Good

So April has changed a fair bit since I last visited, she's now a very slender size 6, not thin, athletic but still facially really pretty, still long legs, perky bolt-on tits, but always brings a bright personality. Ava as mentioned has an Alt girl vibe, that latin girl whose a little shy, but that quickly dissipated. An amazing ass, amazing.

The Meet

So, considering I did this on a whim, I had considered a double session with April beforehand, this was the BEST decision I've made in a fair few years. Someone on this website, many years ago did a thread about what to do, how to operate in parlours & somewhere buried in the comments someone said "Trust your gut, always". This felt like the right decision & within 30 seconds, it proved to be the case. 

So the girls took me up to the room, I asked Ava what were her do's and don'ts, they fell inline with what I asked for, I paid them both, jumped in the shower. The girls both gave me a big snog as they left & returned about 5 minutes later as I was just jumping out & showering off. Ava is quite new, probably to the industry, certainly not to sucking cock, and whilst April is normally very submissive with me, she took charge a little bit, guided Ava & made her feel comfortable in the room. This is important, certainly to me at least, if the girl isn't feeling it, the vibe is waaaaaay off, & well, the service follows with it.

We had no such issues.

"Ava, would you like to sit there & watch me fuck your friend?"
"Ok" she replied with a gentle whisper. She sat in the chair, and began to play with her pussy as April kissed me, I pulled her to face Ava and kissed & licked her neck. I looked over towards Ava who was biting her lip with a hint of envy (maybe, she's definitely into it). I forcibly pushed April down to her knees & force her lips around my cock.  "Good girl" I tell April & look over again at Ava, "Pull your panties to one side, let me see your fingers..." April sucks and sucks, deeper, deeper, no gag reflex. Ava whimpers.

"I think she likes it April, do you think she's a good girl like you?" April can't really answer, she's a bit busy. Ava smiles, and I ask "Would you like to try?" She immediately rises from the chair to replace April,  who rises and replaces her in the chair. Ava sucks like a dyson, deep, so good, and April pulls out a toy from her bag & begins to masturbate with it. My blood pressure is rising here, fucking hell. Heaven...

It gets better.

Ava sucks away and April encourages her, lots of eye contact with me as I guide Ava's head back and forth, stood in the middle of the room, April announces she wants me to eat her out & both the girls get on the bed and down I go. Ava masturbates and watches on, but she's fully engaged now & warmed up, she's enjoying it as much as I am. April comes, writhing her legs around my neck as Ava makes some similar noises. "Fuck me!" April demands. Ava puts on a rubber for me, I slip it into April & pound her to oblivion, coming again and again, Ava lies alongside us, masturbating, watching me smash April's tight cunt. "would you like a go?" Ava grins at me, "yes please!" I put on a new rubber, now April gets to watch as I fuck Ava into submission, I slip it in, she's incredibly tight & needs more lube, lets out an "Oh, fuck" as I penetrate her. April encourages me, "I love watching this" "Oh yeah??". Position change, I lay down, & Ava rides me as April rides my face, both are coming simultaneously. Is this a Porno? No?

"Oh my god, I'm coming!" Ava is giving it full beans, proper seabiscuit shit. So wet, so tight, she's dripping. A fresh condom & the girls swap again, April rides me, so hard, Ava kisses me. Now, here's the thing, she kisses amazingly, tongue, lots of it, so passionately, amazing.

And well, the alarm on the phone goes... I didn't actually blow  my load, I kinda went past it, I was  just having so much fun, I was in the moment & I really enjoyed kissing Ava so much, I didn't really care TBQHWY.

I jumped in the shower again, I was knackered, I'm pretty sure the girls both were too. As it was the last appointment I got dressed & helped the girls strip the bed linen & replace it. It felt like the least I could do & I didn't really want it to end. We all got on so well, just excellent vibes from two really lovely girls.

I had a fantastic time, two girls who were fully committed, really enjoyed it & put so much energy into it. It was expensive, I don't get to punt anywhere near as much as I'd like, but when I get an experience like this, it's so worth it.

Yeah, this comes off as fluffy, I get it, but as I've said before- You weren't there maaaan, you weren't there... Go & find out yourself.

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Score: 9/10

An absolute treat.

This is my second visit to Minnie and I will return for more as long as she's in the area.  Popped way too early on the first visit so I thought a second meeting was due to enjoy her tidy little body and lips a bit more.

Booking: easy via text/Whatsapp but not the fastest at replying (probably overbooked)

Location: Same block of flats used by other SPs in Wokingham.

Rate: 30min £100 with CIM

WG: Into the room and she has a bob haircut now (longer hair when I saw her the first time).  Slim size 6, 25 yrs old-ish petite body with natural B-size cups and round little ass. I prefer natural tits and especially with Thai girls as extra peace of mind for obvious reasons.

Action:
Mutual fondling followed by RO - tasted sweet and fresh.
She then starts some sensual OWO with balls licking - I stop her 2 min in, as I really wanted to fuck her properly this time.
Rubber on and I am determined to take her through 4-5 different positions- missionary, spoon, reverse cowgirl, doggy.  All delivered with gusto and good acting on her part.
Lovely CIM finish with decorative sensual moans.

Overall: One of the best punts right now as far as Thai girls in the SE.

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HE £20
Female. This wasn't the boss lady. This lady was a size 6/8. Aged about 35. Small ass/boobs
Massage. Most of thie was done from the sides of the table
Managed to squeeze her ass. Asked for a medium massage. This is what I go4. She did a good job. No cock
teasing. But a few crack swipes
He was good. Plenty of ball play. Did it fast & slow with my
cock.
I wouldn't want to see her again

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Score: 7/10

Saw this Thai girl a few weeks ago when she was in Wokingham.

Booking: via text. She replied back with price list for her services. Opted for 30min + CIM - total £100

Location: Block of flats in Wokingham - one of the main roads. Not the most discreet access but it's not a high street and there wasn't a lot of people out and about at that time of the day.

WG: Slim thai girl, pretty face - looked very much like her AW photos but perhaps - and not unexpectedly - a little older (?)  Her age is not listed but I'd go with mid 30's.  Nice set of bolt on's and a shapely ass to complement an attractive package

Action: In all fairness, she's hot and knows what she's doing. Her OWO was very good and generally she's very willing to please. However this felt a bit like a "standard" transactional thai meet. She was trying to restrict access to her boobs while we were fucking or at the very least she wasn't overly happy with me sucking on them. CIM was delivered as promised and concluded a satisfying session which I truly enjoyed even though I couldn't last very long.

I would have preferred a bit more passion in the delivery but then again we sometimes tend to forget how jaded these girls can get doing that they do.

Overall: Solid high VFM punt with a pretty thai. A bit disconnected during sex hence why a neutral as better/ younger options are available.

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1hr Massage £50 + £60 B2B + RO (£110 total)

Preamble Bollocks
There's a definite link between the quality of graphic design on AMP websites and the chances of getting extras. The more modern and tasteful the website, the more legit the place is. To have any hope of extras you need to go for the establishment with the most nauseating car-crash of different fonts and colours. Maylee's website starts all classy, but fortunately you only have to scroll down a little way to find a price-list straight out of a 1970s takeaway menu!

Comms
Good quick, clear comms, all via SMS.

Location
Not the most discreet of locations on a busy high street opposite a Sainsburys. However, the door was wide open, so easy to nip-into at full speed. The parlour is at the top of a flight of stairs on the first floor, so avoid if you've got mobility problems. Inside it's clean and tidy. There wasn't an ensuite in the room I was shown into and I wasn't offered a shower, so no idea what the shower's like or indeed if there is one. The massage table was one of the comfiest that I've laid on, very well padded and covered with a clean paper sheet. The face hole was particularly comfy. Parking was easy in the aforementioned Sainsburys, though note they use an ANPR system, so don't use if you're wearing a tin foil hat. Cost a couple of quid for 90 minutes, which you can redeem in store against the purchase of the obligatory post-punt porkpie.

Mandy
Mandy (or "Man-Deeee!" as she introduced herself) is a pleasant-looking 30-something Chinese GND. She doesn't speak much Engrish, so don't expect any bants. She seemed very calm, happy and relaxed though, so easy company.

Massage
Mandy's massage skills are extraordinary. She just has a wonderful touch. Not too hard, never painful, but still somehow able to release all the relevant knots and stresses. It felt amazing, and I wouldn't have minded if my time had turned out to be completely legit. She's one of those rare masseuses who make you feel good as soon as she lays hands in you.

Extras
There's a sign in the room explicitly forbidding requesting extras. Fortunately, Mandy whispered in my ear at the turn-over. Unusually, money wasn't mentioned at this stage, so we moved seamlessly into the B2B. Mandy has a lovely pair of small but extremely perky titties, with lovely poke-yer-eye-out thimble nipples, which she happily presented to me for my pleasure. It must be down to my formative years spent fumbling around with girls in the 1980s, but I was thrilled to discover Mandy's gloriously hairy snatch. She looked a bit bemused when I asked her for some RO, but turned around and plonked herself down on my face so that I could enjoy some delicious hairy pie. Her HJ rivals her massage skills - a real magic touch - and she brought proceedings to a very satisfying climax. After I had recovered my composure and got dressed, I asked how much I owed her, to which she just shrugged. I'd had a great time, so I gave her £60, which she seemed happy with.

Conclusion
Superb skills and service make this a strong positive. I'm a bit indifferent about the venue though - it's fine, but I would've liked an ensuite shower. I'm not going to rush back, but I might return the next time I find myself in Aylesbury.

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£50 + £60 B2B + RO (£110 total)

Preamble Bollocks
Regular readers will know that my beautiful Chinese beancounter has left the company, leaving me with no one to obsess over. Unfortunately, this has led me to notice the charms of our lovely new young HR manager and her floaty summer dresses during the recent hot weather. Obviously, this risky scenario needs to end quickly before my career does, so to distract myself I popped out for a quick Chinese.

Comms
N/A (walk-in)

Location
There's not much more to be said about the location than I've already mentioned in my previous reviews. Fairly discreet, clean and tidy, ensuite showers and comfy head-hole massage tables. Above average for an AMP.

Yu Yu
Very attractive, slim 20-something Chinese masseuse. OKish English, good communicator, nice cheeky sense of humour - we even managed some proper banter despite the language barrier. Sadly, I wasn't a fan of her over-inflated plastic tits, but I'm sure some of you dirty old fuckers will think that they're great. They look fabulous until you touch them, when you realise that she probably uses them to crack walnuts.

Massage
Yu Yu performed a very nice medium massage. Her hands didn't wander at all, but it was very clear from the way that she was grinding herself onto my elbows that more was on offer.

Extras
The whisper in my ear came before the flip, and I was told to remain face down for some very nice B2B on my back. The fun continued while I was face up and even included a bit of closed-mouth kissing. I was just about to suggest some RO when Yu Yu spun around to sit on my face - brilliant! She made some encouraging noises, but I'm sure that my ministrations weren't doing anything for her. The extremely happy ending came courtesy of a very delicate HJ. After washing her hands, Yu Yu coaxed me down from the ceiling with a lovely relaxing head-massage.
Yu Yu showered first while I slowly floated back to earth, and then I was my turn. Sadly, I didn't get the chance to join her in the shower though.

Conclusion
Another great punt at Oriental Massage. Looks, skills and service were all top-drawer. I'd happily see Yu Yu again - she's hopefully back in Woking in October.

Have been to this place a few times now over the years. it's not very discreet as it's on a parade of shops near a cafe and other shops. It's the usual typical Thai Massage shop that was legit for a while and even now it can be legit with some of the girls.  Prices are sensible for the massage at £50 for the hour.

Linda is a lovely 30 something Thai girl. Lovely chat through the massage which was a good strong massage. No real hint of extras until nearer the end of the appointment when the accidental brushes and a more gentle approach started. On the turn offered a HJ, prices as always here started high and ended up at £40. I think more would be on offer for the right price.

Would definitely return and would see Linda again.

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£150 - 30 mins - comms via text, very slow, location the hub

Reason for Negative -she's not the girl in the pics.

She was bigger build, more masculine looking, not that passable. Saying all that it was late, I was horny and been waiting for her replies for ages and no other TS girls were replying, plus she had a nice big ass and big bolt ons which I like so I stayed. She gave me OWO and I fucked her from behind and in mish, she managed to get a semi when i fucked her as she played with herself but did not hard. Once the deed was done, not much talking, got dressed and left. Afterwards annoyed  with myself that I didn't walk and save the money for another day.

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This took place within the last month.  Ground Floor flat not far from Centre of Hamilton. On street parking is fine and multi story not far away.

£120 for 1 hour plus £10 for pussy licking.

Had looked at this profile for a number of months and was not instantly attracted to her.  Not many smiley pictures and looks quite sultry and not normally a big tit man.  Was in the area and had the horn so fired off a text and meet arranged for later that day.

House and flat number provided upon arrival and no issue gaining access to the building.

Was met by Anny and pictures are accurate if a little touched up.  Wearing a nice outfit showing a lot of flesh and in higher heels.  She is tall and carries her weight well - would not describe her as fat, more solidly built.  Moved into the bedroom, handed over the readies and got undressed and lay face down on the bed for an initial massage, which she had suggested.  No oil involved, more a case of her soft stroking all over in a nice way with some cock teasing.  I let that run for around 10-15 mins before flipping over and instigating some more detailed action.  Took her clothes off and got stuck into some tit kissing and sucking on those massive mamories.  Then moved onto having a good lick and suck of her pussy.  Completely shaved and clean.  Was down their for ages and she appeared to be enjoying in and was getting very wet and juicy.  Then switched to 69 and had to get her to reign it in as she provided a very good blow job. 

Bagged up and had her ride on top of me to start with and then switched to doggy to give her a nice pounding before I shot the load.

Decent clean up and little chat after.

On the whole better than I expected from a girl who enjoys what she does and does it with enthusiasm.  Straight positive from me and I would return.

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I think I saw a recent review for this girl but unsure if it’s same girl as diffferent ads profile etc but think description of girl and services looks similar
Anyway here goes. Comms ok all fine by text agreed £100 for topless with HE massage.
Location terraced properly in Wavertree not far from Grosvenor Pub. Very residential student area of the city . House like a tip no real furnishing either upstairs or downstairs
Girl just not attractive imo, easily a size 16 big tits and plain looking with a surly look.
Took upstairs to first room which had a proper msssge bed but she asked if I wanted b2b she I said ok then shown to 2nd room with a couple of mattresses on the floor. Paid £100 only positive as didnt ask more for b2b
I kinda closed my eyes and let the next 60 minutes play out. It didn’t get better a dry masage no oil used and just rubbed and prodded body, she was naked from the off and I coukd feel her tits on my body, which were decent tbf but everything else was just rank.
She begins some stroking of my cock and in all fairness she did get me hard with mix of stoking and tit wank.
She did get me over the line but it was a struggle to muster up an image to get me to cum
Clean up with wipes no shower offered in and out I’m 50 mins
Not something I would repeat

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Had a bit of fun with some milf types recently so took a pint on Khloe. Some mixed reviews on here but nothing to off putting
Comms - all done by text and answered quickly. Agreed time, and confirmed price and services. Address given and instructions to enter building upon arrival
Location apartment just off Vauxhall Road by the college, newish block Thst is part of the ongoing regeneration around thst area currently
Usual hide behind the door. Whilst facially ok look I h and a pleasant personality I just didn’t find her that attractive body wise. She is tall 5’ 10” in her stocking feet, which I like the body was on the wrong side of curvy with a flabby tummy and boobs not as enticing as the pics would suggest I’d probsly guess a size 14 but because of her height carries the weight well.
Paid £100 for 30 mins and the DFK began from the off as with other recent pints this has been a positive for me with so many offering full DFK. Onto the bed and getting each other horny as I begin kissing down her body, nipples not very responsive, pussy a bit stub ly but smelt and tasted fresh. She was very receptive
Switch over and she takes my cock in her mouth to begin OWO. Bit to light for for me but did take a full length and licked the balls and full length, went in for a good 10km a bit never really felt it was hoing to make me cum.
Main event nodder on and straight into some vigorous mush, didnt feel tight but was ok. Then switch over to CG before I finished in the bag.
All in all an ok pint nothing that would make me revisit. As I say nice personable girl tall but just didnt find her that attractive
Might appeal to others on here

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When: June 2026
Price: £80 for 30min
Location: Few minutes walk from Tottenham Court Road station

Booked a session with Natalie on the strength of previous reviews. All done on Whatapp. Agreed a 30min session to include DFK, OWO, CIM, 69, fingering.

Arrived a little early at the block of flats. Location is behind Tottenham Court Road in a quiet and fairly subtle block of flat.  Messaged her and she was fine to see me straight away. Flat was clean and fit for purpose. Nathalie is slim, good looking, natural B cups, 30ish. Said she's Brazilian but as per the profile, looked more Polish (EE). Handed over the money but made the mistake of not re-confirming the services as this bit me it the back later. Shower offered but not needed/taken. Both undressed and at this point things started to go downhill.

Onto the bed and she was clearly rushing me going very quickly into OWO. I normally like a snog first but she was dead set on owo from the outset. Couple of mins in and then we did get to some kissing and I was given full access to her boobs. She was happy for them to be played with, licked, sucked etc. However, again the whole thing felt rushed. She allowed RO but when I asked for 69, she refused. She also refused fingering. didn't mind me touching around the outside but that was it. I mentioned that we agreed both services and she made some excuse about being sensitive and that she doesn't do those. Within 6 or 7mins of the punt, she grabbed a condom and opened it. I told her I didn't want to do that just yet as I wanted more OWO as we had plenty of time left. Randomly, while we were kissing, she sneakily put the condom on. By now, I was just a bit miffed so just went with it. Had sex in mish, cowgirl and doggy. No arguments here ... she was good in all positions but as before, wanted to rush everything. As the sap was rising, I told her I wanted OWO to a CIM finish which she happily obliged with. Once I'd unloaded in her mouth, she went to the bathroom and spat it out.

From my perspective, once I've cum, punt is done. In a 30min session, I won't go twice. This was done in around 15mins so no point me sticking around. I got dressed and left
My main negatives on this punt were the fact that the whole thing was rushed, she didn't listen to what I wanted and didn't deliver all services.

The positives were that she is pretty nice looking and the sex was good.

Overall,  though, have to give the whole experience a negative as I felt short changed! Won't be returning.

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Nutcha  is based in a very nice apartment just outside of the town centre. It is quite a large development with several entrances and it took me some time to locate the right one. I paid £120 for 90 mins massage. She is a small, pretty and friendly Thai woman aged between 30 and 40, size 8 or thereabouts. She stays clothed throughout but has on show a lovely cleavage coupled with a nice smile. The massage is very good, quite brutal at times and without any cc swipes or exotic touches. She offers HR only at the end and does not remove any clothing. However, this is delivered very well, eyes wide open and with quite sexy facial expressions

All in all good value in my opinion. An excellent and thorough massage with a very happy conclusion.  I will visit again, who knows, more may be on offer next time!

The Venue- A small flat just off the Marlybone RD

Cost £180 for 1hr

I wast intending to write a review for this tryst, Lulu's well reviewed and I just didn't think there would much to add, but I had such a amazing time i thought I'd smugly share it with you guys

Due to previous reviews I had been aware that Lulu had a reputation for great service but I was also informed by that she wasn't very attractive, so I only went to see her after a plan A cancelled o me, so when she opened the door, I was very pleasantly surprised I thought she was very pretty think dark romany features, stated age appeared genuine and she had a beautiful  shapely body, soft breasts and a handful of bountiful arse. I had requested her to be dominant, together with pegging and WS. Lulu was wearing all the right clobber, she had on a netted leotard allowing her pert nipples to poke through as framed her pussy, she had a leather harness that has rows of chains that accentuated her breasts and hips, black stockings and thong, for a dominant she really looked the part.

TBH despite the attire Lulu isn't really a natural dominant, I just believe she's too nice, after a stood embrace and some body worship, Lulu knelt on the bed, bent herself over and invited me to gorge on her ample ass and what's a guy to do? I obediently buried my face into her arse and started eating, it was the best I'd tasted for a while. Afterwards she turned over and I ate her pussy while she grabbed my hair ad pulled me harder towards her (I really do love it when girls do that!) After that she did something unexpected and wonderful she put me across her lap ad gave me a spanking, but that didn't last long and she progress to sticking a couple of fingers up my arse for quite a while, this brought on what I can only describe as a state of euphoria, i really was loving every second and I still was able to simultaneously put my right had between her legs and prod three fingers deep inside her pussy. Now from history I thought this was going to be an alternative to pegging, but no she whispered that now she was going to fuck me with her strap-on and after donning it, bent me over and vigorously fucked me. she had a truly impressive action any male porn star would be proud of and yet the best parts were still to come. She got me onto my back and fucked me missionary so I could look at her fuck my arse deeply, I don't really know how to describe the feeling properly but I think BFE might be best, she fucked me deeply while not breaking eye contact and for minutes at a time while deep french kissing.

After what seemed like a blissful age and with her shocking pink fake dick deep in my arse she whispered into my ear that she was bursting for a piss. She made me lie on the floor on clean towels, straddled over me and released her warm sweet piss all over me, while I wanked myself off, i then went straight to the source and licked her pussy while she pissed onto my face and into my mouth.  Finally, protection on she rode me until I couldn't hang on any longer and came.  I showered chatted a little and left feeling amazing if a little shattered. Would I go back again? I dare you to try and stop me.

Pros, great value for money and a really passionate session, really made a effort

Cons.  Not a Dom, BDSM isn't really her shtick

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I rarely review my massage girls as I’m not sure what to write about.  However, this one wasn’t great so thought I’d write up.

She starts on the bed giving a talc massage.  It’s ok for a few minutes but she spent half of my 90 minute massage on it.  To make it worse she is quite rough on the D sitting bending and squashing it when you are all dry and powdery.

Eventually move to a massage table and change to oil.  She’s very rough with the Johnston and still not enough oil.  Very hard massage in painful places and wouldn’t take guidance. 

One of my only bad punts in what must be 10 years of tantric pleasure. 

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I have to say I have never met a girl so eager - Khloe was full on from the get go with DFK and OWO moments after tokens (£70, 30 mins) were presented and put away.

She has very large artificial breasts - can't say they were my cup of tea but was a new experience all the same. She very obviously goes to the gym a lot, not a lot of meat on her skinny frame at all - very petite if that's your kind of thing, I'm kind of on the fence about that however. One big downer for me was her butt - for all the gymming she does, it's just non-existent! I'm struggling to grab onto something but it was very much in vain, good job there was a lot of action to detract from that department then!

She said she did everything but anal - works well for me, I'm fairly vanilla so a bit of RO which, I have to say, was very juicy and enjoyable. Her BJ was equally intense, a lot of eye contact and very sloppy just how I like it.

We moved onto the bed after a few minutes of action on her sofa (which was quite comfy), a bit of 69 but I just couldn't concentrate with how she was going to town on my friend below. I'm about to bust and I say to her we better get the condom on before I miss out on trying out her vaj. Some missionary action and I'm practically at the PONR and she's grabbing tightly onto me and kissing my neck and shoulders - even running her nails down my side which was electric.

After the deed she was very attentive (offered water (before and after) and tissues) and provided good banter, really put me at ease all throughout.

Needless to say, a very positive visit - although I think her apartment could do with a quick tidy.

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Price £150 for 1hr plus OWO and Oral on her
Extras are Blowjob without condom £30, Lick pussy £30, Golden shower £30, Anal £50,Cim £50

Comms: Good via WhatsApp

Location: Small apartment in Old Market

Meet: Getting to the apartment was a nightmare. I think I was the first punter. If she gives you a code it’s the black keypad, not the silver one.
After finding the apartment she opened the door in skimpy lingerie. Definitely the girl in the pictures and an absolutely stunning body.
Handed over the £210 and got straight into the action. Kissing wasn’t real dfk but that didn’t matter while I removed her bra and she stroked my cock.
Onto the bed to taste a delicious bald pussy. Onto 69 which was amazing. She got so wet and sucked enthusiastically.
She then rode me cowgirl with lots of sweet little moans. Fucked hard in missionary looking down at her black stockings, then onto spooning as it was getting hot. Finally had a great session in doggy feeling that smooth tight tattooed ass while looking at the dental floss tan lines. Somehow I expect she gets a lot of attention on the beach.

She watches the clock and I wasn’t given any grace for the time taken to get inside. But there might have been another punter after me.

Overall left satisfied but very hot

I think she is here for a couple of weeks so get spending