External Link/Members OnlyThis was my last punt on a break before my chemo started again. I knew it was a risk but I really wanted an excellent massage above all else which I know she can deliver….but which Eusie would I meet. Happy, Angry, Boastful or sexy?
I got angry, lecturing, boastful but good masseuse Eusie. She’s still as mad as a box of frogs, doesn’t shut up and tells you off for existing, the massage isn’t cheap at £60 but is or can be (actually was this time) , very very good and tbf she is an excellent cockswoman for £20 even if she hates you.
In sequence, comms were fast and effective. Easy parking in an ok area. Shop is on a high street but not too busy and door unlocked if she’s expecting you. Nice shop, clean and warm, decent table. She’s always immaculate and imo fairly attractive.
Not sure if she recognised me but the lecturing started immediately about life and health and god and money and business and cruise ships and Chinese and Thais and etc etc…..if you’ve been you’ll know what I mean and it just went on and on and on…..but…..the actual massage was excellent. I was still feeling the benefits days after. I’d said no to a happy ending at the beginning (she’d asked if I wanted at the beginning for 20) but on the turn she asked again and I said ok hoping it would deflect the sermon but it didn’t and she told me I’d missed out on an experience on my front. I think her preferred option if she’s going to pull you off is from behind with you kneeling. I don’t like this so glad I didn’t anyway. Despite hating mankind (other than her new beau in Sheffield where she apparently still lives), she gives a good and professional hand job. When it was over she continued wanking for a while and I thought I was going to get the infamous double pop but I think it was just an involuntary memory action and she shook her head, snapped out of it and stopped. No shower but a good pat down with paper towel, help dressing and out with a bottle of water.
Could have been neutral or negative due to the incessant nagging and I definitely won’t be back coz she does my heed in but to be fair she scraped a narrow positive for one of the best massages in the region (in my opinion) and a decent wank for 20 pund.
