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Jasmin - 1 hour(hotel) - £750

Another trip to the capital, and another excuse to indulge in my hobby and spend the kids inheritance.
Easy booking via BlackLabel which I've always found to be a helpful agency to book with.

Jasmin arrived on time and looked amazing - lovely curves.  Face has all the filler and botox that girls seem to want these days. Body is hot and she's easy to carry. Easy to chat with and soft kissing lips. BJ was good - bit too tight on my balls so had to tell her to ease off but a nice experience. Didn't cum in her mouth so on with the rubber and into missionary which I wanted so we good kiss and fuk.  She really makes some nice noises and it felt nice but also routine.  We had some small talk but she didn't seem to want to continue which I found disappointing.  For the price, whilst a lovely lady to talk I would have expected more passion and opportunity for another round - maybe I wasn't her cup of tea.

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Well fuck me! Bingo!  Perfect little rocket!
Gorgeous personality....I couldnt get enough.
Great OWO ...great kissing. Does some dom. Doggie, 69, Reverse CG.
Great ass! No rush. Dressed me.
Perfect. Genuine 25 yo.
£80 £10 FK (nice) £10 OWO
I came in 20 mins.

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Mattsu/Luara has multiple profiles reflecting her dual Brazilian/Japanese heritage:

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also on Kommons.

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Has an agent handling comms so prompt replies to enquiries.

Located in South Central Birmingham City Centre with free on street parking after 6pm.

A little unusually came down to meet me rather than me going to the apartment, so got to see her first in athleisure and full light.

Her photos are a little airbrushed but she really is a pretty sexy package. Reminded me a lot of Sabrina Sato Rahal the Brazilian TV star and Gostosa.

Mattsu is petite and was very friendly in a casual Brazilian way, telling me I was beautiful then giving me a hug and a peck on the cheek before taking my hand to lead me to the apartment, with her leading the way and me wondering what lay beneath the tracksuit as she sashayed ahead of me.

Into the apartment, which she's sharing with a friend (more on her later) and into a well appointed ensuite apartment. I assume it's a shortlet, but good furnishings, warm and welcoming.

A relaxed welcome, while Mattsu went to fetch two wine glasses I went for a quick shower. Came back as I was swilling my mouth with mouthwash, which was a bit awkward when she went to try to kiss me. Must have quite confused the girl, she's trying to kiss me and I'm backing away and going into the bathroom. What a way to start!

Mattsu's English is passable, and enough to get us started. A little clunky to begin with but got better as we got to know each other.

Anyway, she unzipped her tracksuit top to reveal a fabulous pair of boobs. Really exceptional work by her surgeon, with a great natural feel to them, responsive nipples and tiny scars.

And then we were off, with her revealing a lovely, slim and sexy body, tasteful tattoos with passionate french kissing and foreplay.

Laid her down for a spell of RO on a fresh and tasty pussy, with Mattsu holding the hood of her clit back to give me better access then pressing my head down firmly to get her over the edge, with lovely moans and husky-voiced encouragement to me.

Then it was my turn to relax and enjoy some excellent covered oral, with Mattsu giving me lots of eye contact and working me deep into her throat, then swirling her tongue around the head and showing some real skills and variation.

This could have gone on longer, but we progressed onto sex in a variety of positions, with her favouring reverse cowgirl, which gave me a great view of her perfect figure from behind, then legs together missionary and doggy.

Took a mid-innings break for more RO before back to missionary and Mattsu put the squeeze on with her pussy. The added sensation was delightful and I enjoyed it for as long as I could until I came.

Overall, I was a very happy chappy.

Afterwards we chatted and she wanted to introduce her friend, an equally attractive red-head, Sophia (Sofi Ginger on Kommons 447938861370) who spoke fluent English. Very nice, and seemed like she could be fun to spend time with.


Cost (for session with Mattsu)

£140 for an hour with extras - I paid £40 extra for RO, which was well worth it for what I got.

Recommended.

Second review for me

Baan Sabai Thai Massage Therapy In Gateshead.

I’ve been going to this place for some time but strictly for a massage.

There was this lady there very small but she use to give me a proper massage.

Anyway I returned last week to see her but she wasn’t there. There was a new one very good looking and she wasn’t very tall. I opened for my usual 1h £50 massage. Around 20 min in I realised she was not really a good masseuse but I continued. 40 min in I was getting bored so I asked for extras. £30 for HE and £100 was the B2B which to me is stupid money so I offer £40 for topless HE which was nice. She has amazing tits but tbh I will not really go back. The massage was below average and £100 for a B2B is not right for me

Saw this one the other week, Spotted she was in lichfield again so thought i should post a review.

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She is thinner than the girl in the pictures. Black hair, Lip fillers, Decent english, nice suntan.

My back was aching and i felt like getting some non Thai action so fired off a message to Amy and got a response with the usual price list. Arranged 1 hour with no hidden extras. Good initial comms.

Arrived at the venue and received clear instructions and straight through the door. Handed over the donation and we both stripped off, i lay on my front and onto the action.
Out came the baby oil and a light un-enthusiastic massage commenced, This followed by the most un sexy tantric massage that has ever happened. She asked me to flip over onto my back and then massaged my chest and legs and rubbed herself up and down me whilst wanking me off which was decent.
On went the rubber for some OW and she gave me an average blowjob but it was over far to quickly so i asked her to do it again and she didn't seem very happy about it but sucked it for another 30 seconds before suggesting sex again. 

Out came the lube and she slid down my pole in cowgirl, i tried to get her to sit upright but she just leaned forward so her head was next to mine, she rode it well enough and has a nice tight pussy which actually took me by surprise. After 2 mins of this she suggested doggy and lept into position, So i guess we were doing doggy  did her like this for a bit, but by god it was bland and she had her back hunched up in an arch for some reason so i switched her to missionary and pounded her and shot in the bag. She hopped up and handed me some kitchen roll to clean myself up whilst she was trying to shuffle me off into the shower or out the door, I checked the time off her phone on the bedstand and it had been 22 mins so i asked her for another massage  even though i knew it was going to be shit. Somehow her massage this time was better.

I didnt bother for a round 2 as i just wanted to go so i headed for the shower. As i walked into the place i saw a blonde girl sat on the bed in another room who was probably this one
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So my summary is that it was a typical zero effort cold lackluster meet and i was out the door after 40 mins, she is clean shaven and tight and you can fuck the shit out of her so would be good for a 15 or 30 min sesh. . The blonde looked much fitter but will probably give an equally bland service. I should have chose the blonde.

Bad points, Everything.
Good points, tight, nice smelling shower gel

 

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It’s probably a well known location but I’m not local so did the usual AW and VS search and found this on Vivastreet. Text message communication was easy, prices, availability, location all sorted.

I booked for one hour for £50 and it was easy to find on the end of a row of shops with loads of free parking and as it was dark not many people were about. It’s an obvious Chinese Massage shop so easy to find and no ambiguous thinking of what it’s for.

There was one lady on, Lilly, no stunner but neither am I, probably late 30s early 40s. There was a proper massage table in use and her massage was excellent getting into some deep areas. Lots of touches turned into her asking me for any extras and she said £20 for a happy ending which meant haggling was not required. I was happy with that so didn’t explore other options. She remained clothed but let me touch her.

Her technique was amazing with loads of oil and she kindly cleaned me out then cleaned me up. I actually gave her £30 as it was that nice. Room was clean and warm and I left with water and a couple of sweets.

I will definitely be back when I’m in the area.

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Much. I visited Sam for a second time today and my balls and heart are still throbbing.

She is new on the scene and is a breath of fresh air. In her late 40s (but looks 10
Years younger) 5ft6ish (5ft10 as she loves heels) size 14-16 but in a curvy way that suits her, not a who ate all the pies way. I was sold on meeting her because of her massive natural tits, and because I had a gut feeling she was going to be a goer. 

Comms were good and we had a call before our first meeting. She was funny, open and she did downplay her profile by saying they were flatting photos and not to expect a supermodel to rock up. She explained she would have a plaster on her nose and made
A joke about it not being a coke habit but an illness, and that it didn’t stop her deepthroating, or that anyone even looks at her nose when her tits are out. I liked the honesty and down to earth and was now convinced she would be a fuck to remember.

The first time I met her, she was in a private luxury apartment in Chelmsford. She books somewhere like this Friday to Sunday. Monday, she is in the travelodge which she doesn’t love but it works for her to do a Monday day booking or two.

Today, she came and met me at the lifts and gave me a hug and a big kiss. We had a chat walking to the room and as soon as the door was closed, she dfk me like her life depended on it. I was Rock hard and she laughed that he must remember the last time.

She offered me water and knew I had already showered. She sat me on the edge of the bed, turned around and asked me to undo her dress. Underneath was the outfit in the photo. Corset with lace top hold ups and high heels. She straddled me as i was fully dressed and kissed me soft but deep. Looking into my eyes (her eyes are incredible) she told me she was going to undress me. I let her and she gave me a mischievous smile and said she needed my cock in her mouth. On our first meet I thought she was nillshitting about her love of giving head. That was until she had her lips
Around my tip, eyes focused on mine, and giving me the head of my life. I have no words for it other than perfection. The fact she is clearly getting off on it and doesn’t want to stop is fucking intense but I’m a goood way. The first time I came in her mouth and she morning swallowed, but continue to suck me until my body couldn’t take it anymore.

Back to this meet. I was getting too excited and she could see so came up for a cuddle
And kiss. We talked a bit whilst I caught my breath and I went down on her. She has trimmed hair on her pussy which was clean and tidy, and her pussy is tight and pretty to look at. I made her cum and she told me she needed to taste herself on my lips and face.

My cock was leaking as she kissed me and pulled me against her in the bed and she knew I needed to fuck her. She passed me a condom wbd said it was a skill she just couldn’t master but rather that then shit at sucking cock. I laughed and she then straddled me, slowly lowering herself onto my cock. As she did,
We both groaned and she giggled before telling me she was going to use me to make herself cum.  That she did and I couldn’t take my eyes off her tits as they bounced like nothing I’ve ever seen, and her face as she came hard over me. She went again and came harder than the last one.

She whispered in my ear that she needed my full
Load in her mouth again and I nodded. It became too sensitive with her skills (not a bad thing but was stopping me cuming) and she picked up on this. She asked whether I would enjoy wanking next to each other and placed a bullet vibrator on her clit. This was enough to make me need to cum and again she knew the breathing meant it was that time. She put her mouth just above my cock as i wanked and wrapped her lips around it making me explode. She contined until there was nothing left and I pulled her into my arms to try and come back to earth.

I paid £200 for the hour and next time I’ll
Do a minimum of 90 mins. She did tell
Me to take my time finding my legs again and offered a shower despite it being past my time allowance. I just hope people don’t take advantage of the fact she isn’t a clock watcher and doesn’t do back to back bookings.

If you want a woman who is comfortable in her skin, loves to fuck and has a sarcastic sense of humour, I can’t recommend her enough. She does get sweaty when riding you like a horse (in a non smelly way) but it’s not off putting and she jokes that if you want to fuck a perimenopausal woman in the heat, then you take the hair going up in a ponytailz

The only downside to her is that getting a booking as a new punter can be difficult. Not because she doesn’t communicate, but because of the limited hours she does and the repeat bookings she has already built up since joining in August this year.

I’ve probably missed something out but you get the idea 😂

Firstly this is the woman in subject. Some of the pictures seem to have been polished and generated by AI
However the facial likeness is indeed accurate as can be. You won’t be disappointed.

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The link is not direct but if you scroll through the results you may find Giulia.

Location: a 5 min walk from Harrow on the Hill Station. Very close to a street market. But in a block of flats
With concierge, you have to be buzzed in, this is simple when you have had prior communication before arriving. I drove to the area so she had been made aware of my arrival.

Price: £120  w extras at a additional cost

I had this woman on my list for a while, and apparently she is quite elusive, I built up a small rapport through WhatsApp. I’m quite fond of the milf type, Giulia’s pics were what enticed me to pay a visit. She is a woman of medium stature I’d say around 5,5 but 5,7 in heels, curvy build with thick thighs and a meaty ass which is also wide, of mixed race as her appearance had eluded. She was wearing lingerie when I had arrived and I was immediately turned on. She had texted prior that one of the extras was to shower together and this is what I opted at first she declined a shower because she may have already been cleaned. So she led me in and as I disrobed and started cleaning she proceeded to join, she looked at my cock and I made references in Portuguese Brazilian I knew that at this point I was going to have my way with her in the bedroom. We lingered in the shower longer and I was rubbing her pussy and giving her the talk back in Portuguese this lasted for a good 10 minutes.

She exited before me and then I proceeded to the room where she had requested I lay down some oral covered and seeing her curves I just wanted to pound till I filled the bag. I requested the condom and she climbed on top of me… I enjoyed this very much and she knew exactly what she was doing. She allowed me to spread her cheeks and rub her asshole which led to climax. I have never been one to come so quick but the anticipation and build up had really pent up.

We went for round 2 which felt like an eternity, copious amounts of baby oil and doggy style a small puddle of oil began to collect in the small of her back whilst I was behind her all while she encouraged me to fuck her harder.

She has toys and requested putting in a show for me in reverse cow girl which she did and I abruptly ended to start my own show.

I’d happily visit her again.

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Date: September 2026
Price: £40
Time: 15 mins (gave me 15 mins or so extra)
Services: Covered BJ, handjob, dfk
Extras: Owo (declined), Nuru massage (declined), sex (planned to get a longer session next time but she was gone)

Face: 8/10 to me but others might disagree, she was very striking and had great eye contact, she looks around 30s

Body: 6/10 overall to most people probably as some signs of age but I really liked her so again I’d rate more highly for me like an 8, nice tits with large nipples

Personality: 8/10 great personality, very flirty and complimentary, didn’t speak much English though


Blowjob: 9/10 best bj I’ve ever had from an SP and it was with a condom, she put in a lot of effort

Overall: 9/10 maybe my favourite punts to date but too short and didn’t get to fuck

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I know, I know, I said I’d be done with punting forever but I’m weak what can I say. I’ve since punted twice at the same Asian establishment in Croydon and wow the first one was one of my favourite punts ever because I just got on with the girl so well.

I’m currently beating myself up as I didn’t get her contact info and now she’s moved on and I can’t find her but we had what felt like a good connection and she performed so enthusiastically and passionately for me.

If anyone knows about a tattooed Chinese beauty  named Hui Hui, please reach out hahaha

The Comms:

Typical Chinese Mamasan texts. If you add the WhatsApp you’ll get the typical pictures of the girls they have which are ai.

The Location:

Near to South Croydon Station.

The Punt:

I messaged the number looking for a quick £40 pnd and the mamasan replied promptly. When I got there he had me standing around like a numpty for a few minutes but the road wasn’t busy. He then came out and led me in.

He pointed me to a room, I walked in and there was HuiHui, she was strikingly pretty, in lingerie and with striking eye makeup. She instantly said “oh wow” and told me I was handsome etc. I’m not foolish enough to believe that a working girl really likes me, but she gave such a good performance of attraction I still enjoyed it. I told her thanks and that she was too and that I wanted 15 minutes which she agreed to, with the proviso that if I was too big, she couldn’t service me. Of course I told her I was average, and luckily in this case I’m a grower not a shower.

We started getting into it, kissing and touching but as I started getting harder she started saying it was too big for her to try and have sex with me, that I’d hurt her and then something about Chinese girls which was lost in translation. Anyway, again I get this is probably a scam trick to get people to pay for longer or avoid having sex but to be fair my penis is rather large and I was having a good time with her so we agreed she’d just give me head and she said because I was “hot” she would try.

We continued making out and feeling on each other for a couple more minutes, and then she began kissing down my body, applied the condom  and began the best blowjob I’ve maybe ever had. She started gently kissing all over and then sucking and swirling her tongue around the tip, at first leaned over me while I played with her pussy, and then facing me, placed between my legs, sucking me while I played with her tits, every so often getting up a bit so we could kiss. She then started this blowjob technique with perfect depth and frequency that felt amazing, I started fucking her face a bit and she started letting off moans while I was still in her mouth. We kept at this pattern for a while and then as I was getting close to cum from that amazing head, she removed the dom and wanked me to completion. I nutted everywhere and she kept jerking the whole time so I must’ve been spasming. We both had a little laugh. Id say I came in about 15 minutes, overall I was inside for 40 according to the timer app, but some of that was chatting on the translation app.

After a little clean up, we both sat there staring eat each other, kissing and touching each other kind of like how you might cuddle and talk with a girl you’re dating, she also kept touching and stroking my penis while commenting on the size. She explained a bit more with her translate app about how I was too big and I said i wanted to come back for an hour with her and she said she would try sex then. We kept making out for quite a while and she kept playing with my penis while I touched her body and she didn’t seem in a rush to get me to leave. Even as I finally got dressed and left she still went to kiss me deeply.

Even if she was just playing the game and manipulating me, fair play to this courtesan, I would go back just for an hour of that blowjob. I will miss you Hui Hui, you are great.

Overall Verdict: I think I love this woman. If you ever see a beautiful, 5’6, ~30s Chinese lady with strong eye contact and amazing bjs named Hui Hui, please tell me so I can put myself in debt with her.

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£500/1h, 26 year-old, 181 cm, fully shaved, enlarged breast, Thai born but speaks english with a southern accent.

Meeting

Mia was a plan B. I messaged her over the weekend and she replied. On the day I got stood-up and messaged her on the number that was available (+447735542109). Fortunately she replied in a very timely manner and we arranged a booking.

Once nearby I messaged and was given instructions on how to get in. Outside there was a photoshoot taking place. Didn’t notice what was it for but the female model had an entire entourage.

Once inside I’m positively impressed. Mia is a tall lady. Afghan father, Thai mother, 100% hot.

I paid the fee, have a shower and after drying up I find her in the bedroom. Her skin is smooth and smelled just right.

A bit of oral, condom on and fucking. Manage to cum twice after running through missionary and doggy.

Was in and out in 50 minutes.


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Surprised at how much I enjoyed this. I pinged Jessy and arranged an hour of her time (120), with owo (20) and cim (10). 150 altogether.

She was in a tenement near the football stadium. I managed to meet her an hour after pinging her a message on the phone.

She's the girl in the pics - reasonably tall for a Thai lassie, small boobs, lovely bum and legs. Was dressed in stockings. I found her very pretty. Lovely lips. She can be quite giggly, which I enjoyed.

The action was mostly vanilla. Started with a nice rub, where she was gentle, and leaned in a lot to kiss my neck and ears (not too keen on lips, but I got a few pecks). Onto oral, which was nice, again quite gentle, but took requests on how to do it. I just laid back and enjoyed myself.

The main even was protected sex in a number of positions. Eventually got to the point where I was going to CIM, so pulled out and she got on her knees and allowed me to basically face fuck her. It was a proper knee-trembler to finish.

This all took near to an hour, so I had a quick rest and headed off. I'll definitely see her if she's back. She was fun to be around.

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Busy crossroads entrance leads to a quiet massage studio. It appears to have multiple rooms and be very calm and professional.

Asian lady greeted me at the top of the stairs and instantly grabbed my arm to lead me into the room. She appeared to be late 30s and a little chubby with very minimal English, she had a translation device with her.
She left the room and allowed me to get undressed which I went completely naked and covered myself with the towel. She came in and rubbed over my body and bum before reaching for the oils.
She had good technique on my back and shoulders which felt nice and helped some aches and pains.
She did each leg and then asked me something in Chinese, which I couldn't understand, but she repeated it multiple times before I just said okay and nodded. She proceeded to open my legs further and sit between my legs while I was still on my front. She roved the towel and gave a very intimate massage to my ass and gooch region without actually being direct on my cock or my crack. It was very nice TBF, she did this for 5-10 mins before asking me to turn over. She offered happy ending for £30 which I refused and countered with £20. She said okay after a while and asked I get the money now while she went and put it away. She had decent technique and put my hand on her covered boobs to play with and said she would do b2b for 20 which I wasn't interested in and owo for 20 also, which again I wasn't keen on.
After she finished the HE she continued to massage my chest and front of my legs until the time was finished.

Decent experience all around.
Either I'm getting old or just annoyed at how much these experiences are costing here

This took place on September 23rd - mid-afternoon.

I had a few days in London with work and plenty of free time for a punt. My original plan was to pop into a walk-up in Soho and had chosen Romily Street, but when I approached, the crew from the nearby theatre were playing football in the street outside the walk-up, a large number of the crew were also sitting in the street watching the world go by as they had a break, and with plenty of the crew having mobiles in hand, I felt it was a little too exposed to pop in. So I decided to head to my hotel out in Tooting and switch to Plan B.

Plan B: Having seen the positive reviews I decided to try Mimi at The Health Clinic. It is a good stroll from Tooting Tube Station (Power to the People!) towards Colliers Wood. The door was ajar so I walked in. The place is a bit of a shit-hole and could do with a bit of a spruce up, but my cock was driving the situation so I ignored the decor and continued on with the mission. The road has a lot of passing traffic but not many people on the street so it didn't feel exposed or noticed.

I negotiated an hour for £80, stating I wanted full sex. Mini pondered a moment, then motioned me to come in, closed the door behind me and put her hand out for the cash. Mimi asked me to undress. After undressing I got on the table and had what would be described as more of a gentle rub than massage. After some gentle carressing of my arse cheeks she turned me over and slowly wanked my cock until it was nice and hard. She then put on the condom with her mouth (always a nice touch) and started a fairly good BJ. After a few minutes she hurredly undressed while still wanking my cock.

She got me off the table and hopped-on herself. I started fucking her whilst standing with her legs over my shoulders. I must confess, I didn't last long. Seeing her tits jiggle as I fucked her was a nice sight. As I was approaching climax and speeding up,  Mimi started to make encouraging noises. I spunked into the bag and held her in position until my cock softened and I withdrew.

All in, I was there for about 25 minutes and decided to get out despite having a lot of time in hand, I just didn't want to stay after blowing my load.  Mimi helped clean me up, helped dress me and I returned to the hotel for a shower.

As previously stated, she is probably in her 50s but doesn't look it. Her body reflects that, but it was a good punt. I would probably return if I was out that neck of the woods,

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£80 - 30 minutes


Ive had this one on my radar for a while following a few strong recommendations from trusted members but Burnleys a good old clog from me so never managed a meet up, then she pops up in Bury....happy days...banged off an early morning text for a lunch time booking a few hours later....Comms were quick and easy and a confirmation text an hour before the meet was met with a "See you then "


Usual back entrance knocking shop in Bury, been here a few times over the years, easy parking close by, quiet and safe enough during the day.... I arrived 10 mins early and sent off a text to say Im ready when she is.....I get a text back saying " Im just out shopping, I'll be back in 15 minutes"....Not the response I was expecting but thought OK, maybe Im the first customer of the day so reply with fine, I'll wait.....15 minutes later I get a text to say " on my way"....20 minutes after our start time get another text to say " just waiting for an Uber"....Ive had enough now so tell her to take her time as Im off.

Im not sure if she really was in Tesco doing her weekly shop or if she was getting rodgered by another punter, either way I've no time for piss taking prossies these days so Ill be taking my hard earned elsewhere

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Catching up on recent ish reviews. I can’t find any indexed reviews on this one so think it’s a TOFTT.

Services: OWO, RO, FS  - £100 for 30 mins.

Comms: Swift and easy. From initial outreach I was at the location inside 2 hours mins.

Location: Flat in Charing Cross. Fit for purpose but wouldn’t want to stay for dinner. Looking at her profile she’s moved now across to Edgware Road though. There was definitely at least another WG in the flat who let another punter in shortly after me.

Girl: Short spinner with great skin, B cups. Small tattoo on her hand per profile but the only one on her and nice to use to dodge any B&S. Bush shaved. Body description and photos accurate as is the age of 33. Face average. Super keen to please. Basic English and could understand sex instructions so no translate app needed during actions.

Action: Magic door. She helped me undress. DFK on tap, took instruction well through out. Great OWO to start with after the old chap was wiped clean - nice and sensual and got me hard, then 69, then 5 minutes of CG followed by a couple of mins in doggy to finish in the bag. She was extremely tight in a good way. Switched to doggy as I prefer it as was super close to finishing in CG due to how small she was so wanted to ensure I saw that view to finish. Chit chat after using her translate app. Overran by 10 mins and never felt rushed.

Extras listed are facial, CIM and rimming for £20/£30/£50 respectively. None taken.

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Jane has been reviewed quite a few times so I thought I would add my point of view.
I found her massage underwhelming.
However £60 for half an hour in the city a few minutes from London Bridge station is good value.
I booked via what’s app and arranged an appointment for the next day.
I messaged once out of the station and was given clear instructions where to go and then message again when outside.
She is in a flat that she buzzes you in and you can get the lift to her floor.
Once in she shows you to the room with the massage table and arm chair for your clothes chats about the massage offers water and takes the money leaving you to get undressed and in position.
She just said it will be £60 for 30 mins and didn’t give me any other options.
Dressed in leggings and a baggy T shirt she rubbed not massaged my back and legs for 20 mins and then when I was asked to turn over she removed her top and bra.
Although I wouldn’t say she was good looking she had a nice pair of tits with small erect nipples which were available to touch whilst she wanked me.
She is dark haired and from Poland and very pleasant girl.
I thought her hand job was good although the massage was not to the standard so I would not return.

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30 minutes - £150 - location - apartments next to train station - comms via text no issues

When I arrived she told me she was in the shower and I had to wait outside for a bit, luckily it was late and not many people about but if had been in the day time as the apartments are right next to train station, could have been awkward. Also because she didn't give me the apartment number, she came down and let me in! Because if this she was in a baggy t-shirt and joggers...not very sexy.

Her pictures are airbrushed, not as glamourous, she is chunkier in real life, she had her hair tied up and was wearing glasses, however still passable and friendly and I proceeded. Medium to large bolt ons and her cock was quite thick, she got hard easily. There was lip kissing, owo both ways and I topped her, starting with doggy, then mish. She really got into, seemed really horny, she asked me if I wanted her to cum and I thought here we go she's gonna ask for more money...but she didn't and as I fucked her she wanked herself harder and harder and shot her load all over herself, was very sexy and sent me over the edge. Little chat, dressed and out the door.

The meet didn't last more than about 18-20 mins and despite her not looking as good as her pics she really got into it and that got me off and turned this punt from a neutral to a positive.

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A few weeks ago, I was looking for a parking space in the area.   I drove passed the Mayfair, and noticed a rather attractive girl outside smoking a cigarette.  I suspected that she might work there, for why else would anyone loiter outside a massage parlour I parked and attended to other matters which had brought me to that area.  When I returned, she had gone.  However, never having been in that place before I decided to pop in.  The street is fairly busy, so I waited until a quiet moment occurred and move in.  I entered a dark hall so I could not be seen from the street.  I rang and the girl I had previously seen appeared, and invited me in.  We discussed HR,  massage, B2B,  shared shower and agreed on £100 for the hour.   She said  name was Anna.



Showed me upstairs to the bedroom in which there was a large walk-in shower.   Paid and she disappeared to secrete the cash She returned. Stripped off and sat on the bed with me.  She had a good figure.  Nice firm tits and nipples on which you could hang your coat.  I would guess that she is early to mid 30’s.  In all very easy on the eye.  She started on the back, then turned me over and applied oil to my front and from there rubbed her tits over my front. 

She sat upright across my thighs and started to give my cock some attention.  She allowed me to feel her tits.   Eventually I shot my load which splattered on us both as it returned to earth She cleaned us up and we sat there chatting for a while.  She was a Romanian Gypsy ( Yes I know  ).  A pity that so many of her kinfolk seem to have a bad name.  I cannot , however, fault this girl.   There is the inevitable problem in these places that it’s an extra £10  for this, £20 for that, and £50 for whatever, but with that exception I was pleased with the way things had gone. 
 
We both walked into the shower and were there for some time as she rubbed her wet body against mine.  Plenty of gel and clean towels.

I noticed when I parked the car, that there was a lane that ran at the back of the property.  I asked if I could use this, not fancying the idea of stepping directly into the main thoroughfare.   I was shown the way, and discretely departed.

I thought it was a very satisfactory encounter.  No complaints because of her background – I’ve had a lot worse service from some home-grown girls

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After walking out of Ubon i was driving up York road heading for the motorway and decided to give Sabannga a call as i knew they were only a few minutes away

Call was answered and i asked if it was possible to get in at x time which was 10 minutes later

Yes no problem was the reply and away i went

No other details were requested or given

I parked just lower down on the same road and as i approached the door i messaged to say i had arrived, and as if by magic, the door opened


I have been here so many times over the years, seen so many different girls too, though TMK this is still owned/run by Linda, whom originally set up Suranaree with Zara

I did not use the bathroom, but in previous visits the bathroom/shower was upstairs
The reception area was clean and tidy, as was the room i was allocated, a fit for purpose room with the basics of a table, a chair etc

I did not know or recognise the woman/girl whom greeted and wondered if she was one of the visiting girls whom can often be found here

She showed me to the first room, asked how long i wanted, 1 hour and then quoted me £55 for the hour
I was gobsmacked at this, 55 i said, are you sure, followed by, i have been her many times and the most i have paid was £45

55 now, said the girl!
For 55 i hope the massage is the best i have had, i replied, and handed over 60, she asked me to get ready whilst she stashed the cash, and on her return she did give the 5 change
You been here before she asked, yes i replied, i just tell you that, to which she said my number was new (i was using a different phone)

She asked how i wanted my massage, which i said DT, and then i asked her name
Linda she replied
This was not the same Linda whom i knew had been at Suranaree before setting up here, and was not the same Linda whom i had seen previously here, so now i have seen 3 different girls all using the name Linda??? Previous review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=318931.0

This girl would be early to late 40s, reasonably pretty and clothed looked to have a decent figure, good English but i suspected that she would be one of those older Thais with a bad attitude

The massage began with a short warm up and then led to a really thorough deep tissue massage, the girl obviously knew what she was doing

There had been no swipes or anything and at around 30mins i was asked to turn, the massage once again began with a warm up on my arms and legs before getting a little firmer, after maybe another 10mins or so her touch went to more of a caress, and i was now receiving clear and meaningful swipes, resulting in a good stirring around the loins...lol

You want extra she asked?

What can i have i replied, HJ or B2B she said
Whilst she looked tidy enough dressed, i wasnt seeing anything to make me want her naked and her she did come across as a little cold and detached

Hpw much i asked £40 and 80 she replied

For what i asked, HJ or B2B, do they include a BJ i asked, no thats extra she said

Ok i said, i will give you 20 for a HJ

No, its 40 she said...

Hmm, ok i understand, i replied and then turned back onto my front and asked for more DT massage

You not want extra she asked

Sorry i said, i wont pay those prices, 40 for a BJ with a HJ finish yes but i wont pay 40 for a HJ alone

She muttered something in Thai which sounded like Rak mi pang (possibly not the correct spelling) which i believe means not expensive, but then to her credit she once again began to massage me

Maybe 5 - 10 mins later she offered to do the HJ for £30, but again i declined, i told her that i had already paid too much for 1 hours massage and that i would not pay more than 20 for a HJ, she agin muttered in Thai Rak mi pang, to which i surprised her by replying Man mi kum lay, which should mean its NOT worth it

You speak Thai she asked, only a little i replied, she then went off speaking Thai but too fast and i had to stop her, but this time she offered the HJ for 20

According to the clock we only had 5minutes left so i just replied that there wasnt enough time now, and i sat up and said i would get dressed now

The girl had a face like thunder and went out of the room babbling on to someone whom was in the other room (i didnt see who this was)

Once i finished dressing i exited the room and the girl was waiting to let me out, we didnt speak anymore but i could see she was pissed

I have scored this a low neutral rather than a red on the grounds of the massage being quality, i had not confirmed the hourly rate or anything in coms, so to be fair i cannot complain too much,  but the rates for the extras and what i see as a piss poor attitude from the girl could easily have made me go red

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Back after a long hiatus of not having much interest after major surgery to replace a full hip joint, decided to try one of the deluxe girls, and tried my luck with Kamilla.

Booked for an hour at the usual £80 plus travel.

She’s average looking and while the first 40mins of actual massage were “okay” absolutely nothing to write home about about.

Extras were offered and her pricing was insane. £250 on top for B2B, £300 for a shag, and that was enough to send the old chap shrinking down into nothingness out of shock.

She tried to reignite him to some degree, and then tried to say that as she had tried, I should at least give her a £50 tip for her efforts.

I said no.
She left.

Will revert back to one of the better known deluxe girls next time, although I was sad to see that French Julia is no longer with them….

Saw Mya a couple of weeks ago at the well known hotel in Lymm

Comms:-

Good, prompt reply and booked in for a few hours time

Price:-

£100 for 30mins

Girl:-

Disappointed. I just wasn’t attracted to her. No makeup on so facially did nothing for me. Tits were extremely saggy (worst I’ve seen)


Meeting:-

Room number provided on time and into the room. Very disappointed with what I saw as I just wasn’t attracted to her facially (personal preference I guess) probably should have walked but she was friendly so would have felt bad.

Had a quick chat about what she does and doesn’t do. I just wanted this over quickly so started with owo which was decent to be fair, she took it deep and was gagging on it. During this she took her bra off to reveal the saggy tits which turned me off completely. I tried to move to see and grab her arse but that was saggy too so I decided to just get this over with. Condom on and pumped away in missionary thinking of something else and filled the bag. Left probably 10 mins in totally unsatisfied but like I say, personal preference I guess, she didn’t actually do anything wrong and was friendly throughout

Would I see again? No

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LAPC review

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Price: £95

Location: near wood street overground station

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Trying to get into the party scene in London. Been to phoenix a bunch of times but wanted to try something else.

Went to LAPC for the first time. Girls advertised as - MOLLY (New!), AMIRA, NICOLE, TASHA MONAI, ORLA, JULIE

I was contemplating going. First red flag was the pictures of the girls, some only showing an arm and upper body etc. but I thought I’d take the risk as £95 isn’t a lot. And worst comes to worst I just walk in have a look and walk out. And there should be at least one girl I’m attracted to and can wait for (so I thought).

Anyway, I got there and immediately saw the girls were in their 40s-50s, out of shape and unattractive. Was seriously disappointed. I wouldn’t want to do anything with these girls even for free (no disrespect, there were other punters enjoying themselves there and didn’t mind, but not my cup of tea. When I’m paying I want them to be hot.)

A bunch of punters there. And I didn’t bother talking to or asking any of the girls their names.

‘Played’ with one girl, blowjob and then sex. And post orgasm I thought ‘what the hell am I doing here’. Actually felt bad for ‘playing’ with the girl as she was much older and not my type.

A random couple came, probably from the swingers scene, and the girl was somewhat attractive. But they stayed clothed, watched for 3-5 mins and made a swift exist.

Not attracted to the other girls, I watched for abit and made a swift exit.

The positives were none of the girls were forceful into playing with me, and no one asked any questions when I left early.

Sorry I’m sounding abit horrible. Some punters might have enjoyed this, and the ones there did. But the girls were not my cup of tea, and I need / would like a certain attractiveness when punting. They don’t have to be super hot, like model / pornstar looking, but genuinely wasn’t attracted to any of the girls there. And very surprised by how old they were.

One might like LAPC if they don’t mind older girls.

It was my first LAPC and likely last, might have got really ‘unlucky’ with the line up of other girls who work there are younger and more attractive.

Left with a slight sour taste in my mouth thinking why did I play with someone I wasn’t attracted to.

If anyone else has party recommendations in London apart from phoenix, please let me know.

Thank you.

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To rate this as positive is really not fair. I think I'm going to start a petition to have another category, "legendary"

1hour incall at £220 as per profile
Happened about 2 weeks ago

I'm not going to spend too much time going into details of the meet as everything has already been said.

She sent me the location and instructions in the morning and asked to text just before our time. Up in the renowed lift and Ellie was wait by the open door. Her profile is 100% accurate, what you see is what you get, absolutley beautiful.

The next hour was filled with passionate kissing, the renowned tie and tease which then went into fantastic sex which cumulated with finishing all over her tits.

We spent 10/15 mins lying on the bed catching our breath and just chatting. I was in no way rushed out the door. It all felt very natural.

It's a long time since I've "taken a punt", my transactional sexual needs these days being met by some attractive young women whom I've met "off-grid" through other girls over recent years.  (They aren't on Adult Work, or indeed officially on the game.)

Meanwhile there's been nothing on offer on my Adult Work patch to tempt me out of my comfort zone.  However I keep my eyes open, just in case something turns up – including on lesser websites, such as Locanto.

Locanto is, for escorting purposes, virtually useless.  In my area, and I assume elsewhere, almost all the profiles are demonstrably fake.  If you click on the profile name, this brings up the advertiser's other ads, which indicate that the girl is supposedly simultaneously turning tricks in a number of different cities around Britain.

Here's an extreme example
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This girl offers a wide range of services, including "bear back" (for those who like ursine sex) and "role plating" (sounds rather industrial) in over 40 different locations, including Glasgow, Huddersfield, Telford, the Isle of Wight and Weymouth!

Anyway, somewhat experimentally, I thought I'd give this one a go, she being one of only two or three Locanto advertisers in Portsmouth who look genuine:
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The booking – half an hour / £60 for the "best oral you'll ever experience" – took place a few weeks ago.  Although careful arrangements had been made the previous evening, I was kept waiting for 40 minutes.  There were texts of explanation to tell me she was still getting ready.  Laylalou is stocky and not glamorous.  Olfactory signals once or twice during the encounter suggested that ablutionary preparations had been sub-optimal.  The "best oral you'll ever experience" was, to be fair, committed – but in fact too committed, being over-vigorous and over-tight, leaving my membrum virile sore for a few days afterwards.

The substantive part of this review has been brief, but I think provides enough information for others to make an informed decision.

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One of several similar ads on Viva for this place. Not sure if this is the name used in the ad I found but it doesn’t matter as this is the usual system of b&s or getting whoever’s available.

Can you ask to see all the girls in a place like this?

Anyway, average suburban house on a busy road. They offered their drive for parking but I’d already found a spot on a nearby road.

Girl was ok looking facially. Body was slim but breasts deflated and droopy. Arse nice but likely implants. She offered me water or a Corona, but the beer is £5. No thanks.

After a couple minutes fiddling with her phone it was on with the condom for a bj, which was decent but too short. She moved on to doggy but she was unenthusiastic and I wasn’t enjoying it much so I ended up wanking myself while she stood in front of me barely gyrating while taking puffs of her vape. I tried to bring her closer so I could grope her arse and tits, which she begrudgingly allowed. Eventually popped but not before she hurriedly placed a cold and uncomfortable wipe on the tip of my cock to catch the spunk.

Dressed as quickly as I could and got out of there. £70 for 30 min although I was probably gone in 20.

Cheap but not so cheerful place. As usual, depends on who you get in these places, but definitely not a place to look for warm or intimate experiences.