Oriental Health Chinese Massage Newcastle

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Just an update to say no real change here.

Within last fortnight.

Booking: Phoned 1 hour before to book. OK, but my name not taken: Anyone could have taken my slot.

Venue: typical massage spa shop front on busy main road. Plenty of on-street or off street parking.
It's a one lady, one room premises.

The Therapist: Didn't get a name, but they rotate roughly fortnightly. It's a lucky dip. This lady maybe mid forties, petite, not a looker, Short Skirt, Thick Tights, Top

Services: 1hr massage: £50. HE: £30 : B2B £60: BJ £50? FS not offered, but probably at a price.

Massage: 30 mins of rubbing and prodding of the back, shoulders and neck. A bit of rubbing of backs of legs and glutes and right at the end a switch to tickling bum and nuts.
On the turnover, extras discussed, Straight to oily HE delivered without much style and no eye contact. A few interruptions from the doorbell, which she went to attend to.
Over the line with ten mins left, wiped up with wet wipes and draped in a non laundered towel. Yuck.
Then a brief, rubbish head rub,
I know they have a shower there but neither offered nor taken. Next punter was pacing outside.

Why the Neutral?
Not far off Positive.
With an hour session it should have been more evenly paced with massage to chest & front of legs.
The WSWS was never there.
Interruptions
Non-laundered towel.
General feel that I was a chore, not a valued customer. Felt rushed and with wasted time.

[ilovitbig]

This sounds like my last visit to this place.
I feel in general all these massage places seemed to have dropped their level of service, the S/P's seemed to have got older with the services are not what they used to be.

[Hugger-Mugger]

This sounds like my last visit to this place.
I feel in general all these massage places seemed to have dropped their level of service, the S/P's seemed to have got older with the services are not what they used to be.

I don't think the service here has changed so much: Never did do laundered towel or particularly structured massage.
What has got dramatically worse is price where they leapt from £40 to £50 without a passing glance of £45 and £20 HE jumping to £30, etc. Way more than inflation.

Therapist is a lottery. Maybe I should have dropped it to a short session when I saw her.

I did an unreviewed visit here a couple months back and it was much better VFM because it was a younger hottie and I made requirements clear from the start. That got me an hour of pure stimulation.

[ilovitbig]

Purley pot luck with these places.