After a disappointing meeting with Pollyanna. Review here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=465496.msg4535592#msg4535592
I followed thisisitfororen’s recommendation and visited Talassa today to see if I could finally scratch the itch.

Location: Basement flat just 10 min from Earl's court.
Girl: Such an interesting personality! I’ve never met anyone like her before. From the videos, I thought I was going to meet a very seductive, sexy Brazilian with a strong vibe. But she’s actually super sweet, pleasant, and extremely eager to please. When I started kissing her, she asked me (or at least this is what I understood): "What do you like? you are paying 400 so you should tell me what you like.. some people never tell me". in her teenager sounding voice. After first round she told me, without me asking, that we still had time and assured me that we will have a second round. All those gestures made her have very special. I can see that she really understand what this business is about, that we are spending a lot of money and in return, it is normal to have high expectations for that amount of money. Totally the oppositive from other girls that think they are making us a favour. She provides lots of endearment touch. When I left, she fixed my hair, gave me a kiss, and wished me all the best in such a sweet way haha.

Body: Amazing body, perfect and immaculate pale skin. She is petite, don't expect anything voluptuous. All her body is super firm. Even her lips. When she was standing sideways I could see the small and perfect curve of her ass. When I was banging here in missionary, she used her arms to squeeze her boobs that made them look so attractive and perfect.

Face: Nothing extraordinary in my opinion, looks better when she is standing and her long black hair helps. When she is laying down maybe her lips.. chin area make it look less attractive but didn't bother me at all.

Sex: I can confirm all the details mentioned in the previous reviews. As soon as she understood what I wanted to do or change, she immediately took action to accommodate my needs. The entire session was like that. She was attentive, responsive, and quick to act throughout. After round 1 she gave me a long massage using her hands and boobs, that reminded me many years ago when a much younger me used to go to massages with a wank. Probably because I had a punt a week ago, I couldn’t unleash the devil inside me and bang her fierily. But I totally enjoyed my time with her.

I won't punt in the next weeks.. need to recharge batteries and wallet. I will update some pending reviews in the meantime.

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This was a Vivastreet bait and switch, unfortunately. But the switch wasnt too bad. Read on...

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A 26yo German? Yes please!

I got a 26yo Hungarian with acne. NOT the girl in the picture. This one was strawberry blonde, nice B cup perky tits though.

Despite the B&S, her body made up for it. She must have been a size 6 at best, and only 7 stone wet through. Fake lips, pretty (ish) face. She's almost half my age so who am I kidding?

I brought an outfit for her to wear, which she was happy to oblige. Her manner was friendly, but business-like. No girlfriend experience here, more like she's going through the motions with an indifferent attitude about it.

Received oral with condom, 69, oral while I'm fingering her, sex in doggy and finished in the bag. She's quite tight, what with her having a small frame it didn't surprise me.

After the deed, she handed me a wetwipe and put a bathrobe on. No shower offered. No chit-chat while I'm dressing.

This seemed very much a conveyor belt operation. Had she shown even the slightest engagement or faux-attraction this could have been a low positive. But, I wouldn't return.

Any WGs in their 20's reading this: Youth is a wonderful pull in this punting game - but give us one fire-breathing whore and you'll get much more return customers.

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Meet was supposed to happen during a weekend early September; it fell through, I never got to see her.

I messaged the number on the profile in the afternoon, asking for a 1hr incall in the evening. Got a response within 5 minutes, all confirmed.

I get to the location very close to Paddington a bit early and hang out in a pub. 5 minutes before the scheduled time I send a message asking which flat. No response.

At the scheduled time I say I've arrived. No response.

I call. No response.

I then get a message saying she's not home, and asking "why didn't you confirm before leaving?" WTF?!? I responded saying i thought we had confirmed, the meeting was only arranged a few hours prior, why should I have to confirm again so quickly? Moreover, if she were genuinely unsure that we were on, why not send a message asking me?

Anyway, I didn't receive a response to my message after that. I'm not sure if she handles her own comms or not. The speed of the first response earlier in the afternoon suggested that she has someone to handle it for her. Either way, my time ended up being wasted that evening; shame as I was quite looking forward to seeing her.

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Summary: met the supposedly fine lady in the profile, but it was a complete disappointment. No enthusiasm from her side, she was massively overweight, the meet must have lasted 3mins. Rating 3/10

Communication: this was the only positive tbh, fairly quick responses via text. When I got to the address she called me (it was her, not a middleman) and asked for my ethnicity.

Looks: this is where it went downhill. I love thick Hungarians lol but this woman was more or less obese. It was definitely her but she was morbidly obese and wasn’t taking care of herself. She also had barely any ass which was surprising vs her pics, her tits were massive but droopy.  Also no effort from her side in terms of make up etc

Age: she sad she’s 24, her profile says 19 😂. She looked more like 31

Cost: 15mins, 50 quid. Not much damage done luckily

The action: I could sense the lack of enthusiasm. She gave me a covered BJ which was okay I guess for around 2 mins then she asked ‘doggy’. We then went at it and I slowed down to pace myself (only pounded for a min) and she asked whether I cummed. I could sense she wanted me out lol, so I thought fck it and went at it till I finished. The sex must have lasted around 4mins in total. At least I cummed I guess. She left me to clean up and went straight onto her phone and I dressed up in silence

Conclusion: I would not recommend. And if for whatever reason you do, definitely do not go for anything over 15mins. An unfortunate negative as I liked the look of her from her pics. Extra unfortunate as I was going to see Beky Bournemouth but thought yolo this woman is more my type looks wise. I feel Hungarians are consistently providing poor services, some do in fact look the part but they are so disinterested and no love for the game 

Also apologies all for lack of posts, I barely see escorts. But I’m slowly getting back into 
it. Any questions please ask gents.

I think I need to up my budget, these 100 per hour ladies are proving to be poor experiences lol







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No real feedback on here so I took a punt based on the Dirty Bonnie Tyler look in the photos.   Mistake.

Good comms.  She was in a very clean flat on Portsmouth seafront.  £120 for an hour and £40 CIM

Big.   She's big.   She's very big.  Pleasant enough face and huge boobs but she's big.  And brunette! The Dirty Bonnie Tyler wig was hanging on a chair.  She is the girl in the pics.  But only just.

For the gent who likes the larger lady, she's a good one.  Friendly, clean, good-natured and big.   I prefer much smaller women so wasn't sure I could go through with it.  Far too horny to walk though.

Glad I didn't walk.  Her photo-manipulation skills are exceeded by her blowjob skills.  Deep, fast, slow, ball-licking and using my bellend as a lollipop.  Really very good.  Took me a little while to get there but she very skillfully brought me off and stayed until I was empty.

Massage afterwards was terrible but she was chatty and nice.  Offered me another go but that wasn't going to happen.

A neg for the pictures being so deceptive.
A strong positive for the blowjob and CIM.  And for the friendliness and cleanliness
Overall a neutral.  I won't return but if you like huge boobs and quality BJs, I'd recommend.

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Sent  text to see if available got  reply back saying  yes so made booking got reply back with address and  menu usual place west street near city hall.
I  arrived 10minutes early but she was ready for me so no hanging around waiting.
I fancied a older Thai today rather than younger to  see if any better service but  she is definitely older than ad says  38 probably mid late 50s my guess she's attractive enough slim body natural boobs bit droopy not that I got my hands on them keep well away from touching them.
Started off with owo before I was even  half  hard  only did bell end  more  wanking me  really she was at bottom of bed well  away  from  being touched anywhere so  I asked for  69 but reluctantly agreed, she carried on wanking me  rather than sucking my now fully hard cock, I  thought that sex is not  going to happen just  trying to get me to cum  quickly which I  held out as long as I could I eventually shot my load allover her face which she didn't seem to enjoy you never told me you was ready to cum she said obviously wanted out the  way, she  got up quickly and went to  bathroom to  clean up and  left me to clean myself up  I was getting dressed when she  reappeared  don't you want massage to finish s asked as I was only there 20 minutes I  declined the offer.
I  paid £80 for 30mins glad I  didn't go  for  1hour option £130  she  seems to want you out quickly may have had  another booking  waiting? or that's how she is I  personally would not  recommend a visit hence  the  negative

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Time: 1hr
Extras: Anal - £40, CIM - £30, Receive WS - £30, Squirting - £40. Not on website but in text DFK - £30

Comms: All by text, pretty quick to respond.

Location: North Harrow about 15/20 walk from the station (North Harrow or Harrow on the Hill). But I drove and plenty of on street parking near by.

Accom: Nice enough room, but the shower is small and with only the rainfall shower head so your head may get wet if not careful

SP: I thought she looked like her photos, they might be a bit older and she has a slight waist but nothing that bothered me. She was clean and smelled nice. Personality was nice and friendly.

Action: Got in and had a shower, but she started with a massage (more of a back rub) with loads of baby oil. Then to OWO which was good but didn't really go deep. then on with the condom and started in CG then moved into doggy from which i came pretty quick. Chatted for a while and tried round two but I'm a cum once guy so while she got me hard and I did get to fuck her in doggy again I wasn't going to come so called it there. She can take a pounding.

Overall: A positive as she did everything i wanted but i don't think i would return unless I was in the mood for P&D not sure.

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Saw this girl available and after the many positive reviews I sent a message off straight away. Communications were fine, booked a session for later that evening.

Turned up at the address and sent a msg saying I was here, didn't get a reply
Waited and waited and sent a few messages but got ghosted, wasted my time

So frustrated as I was really looking forward to seeing this one

Cost: £140 B2B Massage + HR

Comms: I was passing through Greenwich for a work conference and had clocked this place a couple of times on this forum. Thought I'd pop over for a lunch booking at the end of the morning conference session. Called ahead and opted for an hour massage, didn't pick a girl as I'd never been before.

Venue: This is a high street shop on a very busy high road. Public transport wise, it's probably likeliest station is Maze Hill. Tube quite far from here, probably 20 minutes walk from all the various Greenwich stations. As others have stated, there is a bus stop outside the premises and a set of traffic lights nearby meaning you get plenty of stationary traffic who clearly have a good sight line into the shop. After I'd entered and said I was there for a booking, the girl on reception did ask me to wait in the reception for about a minute or so, which I was fine with, but just flagging that for others very concerned about privacy.

Massage: I was allocated the first girl available, who introduced herself in the room. She was a girl called Nana — Thai, but had been in the UK for decades, so had a charming hybrid of a Thai and English accent. Cropped dyed blonde hair to her shoulders, very smiley and petite, hard to get a sense of her body based on her loose fitting clothes. Very fluent and friendly — she asked me to strip down but to keep my undies on, and to get onto the bed face down with a towel wrapped around my waist. When she left me in the room, I looked around and there is a clear sign on the wall stating along the lines of asking for any sexual services will result in immediate ejection from the premises. This based on the instruction to keep the pants on made my heart sink a little, thinking I'd landed myself in a genuine establishment...

Nana returned and proceeded to give me a decent massage. She asked where I felt weakness etc and then I really got the sense I had made a boo-boo and all that was in store was a legitimate massage. However, during a very chatty massage, she made many references to making sure I got 'everything I needed' from the massage, and making sure I got 'a fully relaxed experience' — that, coupled with the numerous comments on how much she had been working in the gym on her body — was her (less than?) subtle implication extras were an offer. Sure enough, at the end of the 40 mins, she asked tentatively what else she could do for me. She initially quoted B2B + HR at a £150 extra which was outrageous, but after a significant amount of bartering down and her getting me to feel her ass through her clothes we settled on £70 for a naked massage with HR. More than I would have liked to have paid but difficult thing with negotiation is you can risk p*ssing off the girl and this definitely seemed the case with Nana. Her body when she stripped off was genuinely delightful - a pert, gym-toned round ass and a perfect fake pair, coupled with her blonde dyed hair — right up my street. However, all HR and titty fondling tolerated with a bit of a grumpy face on her following the bartering.

I finished fairly quickly, and jumped in the shower, but there was a clear sense of her wanting to get rid of me quickly after I'd finished. I'd clearly pissed her off a little by bartering down, but there was no way I was going to match her desired fees. Gladly too I would add from my side!

Verdict: I thought this was a low positive experience. If you're in the area, worth a go as YMMV may vary in terms of services and prices, but given Nana's attitude toward the end of the massage, I don't think I would see her again. If you're after a decent massage though this was on the better end of things!

Cost: £130 for 1 hour (Massage + B2B + HJ) + £30 for added BJ = £160 in total

Comms: I had been to Asian Massage before in the flat on Lower Marsh about a year ago and had enjoyed it. Wanted to sample its delights again so messaged in the morning and very promptly got a response telling me three girls were working. As others have said, clearly the pictures are not of the girls themselves. Nevertheless, I picked Ruby based on the photo provided hoping the actual girl might be similar to the picture. Very quickly arranged a time for later that day, and upfront it was explained £130 got you everything, explicitly stating HR and B2B. Very transparent, no beating around the bush.

Venue: I had expected the address provided to be the same place as before, but actually I was given a new address about 5 mins walk from Lambeth North station. When I arrived, I was surprised to find there was an actual massage shop rather than business being done out of a flat. It's on an open high street but generally footfall not as high as many central London high streets, but worth bearing in mind if you're looking for discretion. Inside, it looked quite new and actually not shabby at all, could easily pass as a legitimate provider. 

Straight in to the room once I explained to the (rather tasty) lady on reception I had a booking. Ruby met me inside the room — as stated, clearly not the girl in the photo, but still rather pleasant looking and easy to talk to. Chinese, I'd say mid thirties, petite, average-somewhat good looking face but very friendly. Asked me to take it all off so if it wasn't already clear it was obvious by now I was in for a good time. 

Massage: 40 minutes of a very decent oiled massage, incl plenty of CC swipes, 'oooh aaaahing' at my body, teasing the balls whilst I was on my front etc. Lots of flirtatious chat throughout and she kissed me up and down during the massage. Most likely a standard routine, but definitely wasn't complaining given how genuine it did feel at times and totally different from other girls I've had who prod and poke for the majority of the massage.

Turned over at the 40 minute mark, at which point she stripped down. Lovely body on her, with a surprisingly larger pair of tits than I had thought based on her initial outfit. Tattoo on her lower stomach. She asked if I wanted more than B2B and we settled on £30 extra for a BJ. Proceeded to lean over and let me suck on her tits, whilst she stroked me. Then she lent down and gave me a fantastic, slow BJ including kissing my balls whilst looking up into my eyes. Kept whispering 'slowly, slowly' for some reason — got the impression she didn't want me to cum too early. She kept stroking me with different rhythms and looking into my eyes as she did so, and then I asked her to stand in front of the mirror in the room as I sat on the end of the massage table whilst she gave me a BJ with me fondling her arse pert in the air. The sight was quite delightful and I finished in this position.

She jumped into the shower to freshen up, followed by me doing so, and then she laid me on my back and gave me a head and neck massage for 10 minutes. By this point, I was at time and I thought it was a nice touch she didn't seem to be rushing me too much. Chatted to her a bit during this time using my extremely limited Mandarin which she seemed charmed by.

Finished up and got out at 10 minutes past the hour.

Verdict: Massively pleasantly surprised by this visit. I had enjoyed the first visit but this exceeded expectations, despite the initial price being a tenner over what I had paid last time. Will definitely be returning to try the other girls.

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Appointment Booking: Tried text in the morning nothing but evening prompt responses and time booked via texts.

Apartment: Known apartment with ample of parking nearby, very hot though once you are inside.

Girl: It is her on the picture GND types says 25 years old looks 25 years old too...AW pics are too made up.

Meet: Flat number was given promptly and was let in promptly at the main door, when I went for the main door a black dude open the door, my heart was like ok I am gonna get done tonight but I said sup and got let in, she was standing behind him and smilingly says come-in. He is apparently the security for them. I don't know sometimes I am brave or stupid ... I wanted to stay for 30 mins she said £80 and asked £40 for OWO which I was not paying and then she reduced it to £30 and I just in principle said OK, the meet was very very vanilla, she did and did not do everything as asked for a natural girl if she just did a little more this could have been positive. OWO was lacklusture, sex in CG, Doggie and mish, nothing special and finished in 25 mins.

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Comms - Arranged by whatsapp, £200 for 1hrs

Location - flat on ground floor of small development near the train station

SP - Have been seeing Cara  regularly for a few years now. I've dipped my toe elsewhere for some variety, but ultimately she has set a very high bar! As per previous reviews, she's quite petite with small boobs, but large and responsive nipples. She has a lovely pert bum and I find her very attractive facially. She's also very chatty, feels like we're old friends catching up.

Service - As always, greeted me behind the door in requested outfit, quick kiss and chat, then pops off to get me a drink whilst I shower. Once I'm out she's waiting on the bed for me and straight into the action. Unfortunately she's put up her price for 1.5 hrs to 300 so just going for the hour now, but enjoyed two rounds of her excellent deepthroat skills with 2 big facial finishes which she didn't shy away from before reaching for the wetwipes. Quick chat whilst I caught my breath and then headed to the shower to cleanup before seeing me off with a quick kiss at the door

Would I return? - Yes, will continue to see her regularly when the opportunity arises, she continues to set the standard in my opinion. Great hour and again left very happy!

Total £310, including extra owo (£20), kissing (£10) and anal (£100),
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Services: Genuine GFE with DFK, owo, ro, fingers (one and then two), rimming on her, anal (prearranged extra).

Communication was excellent. She does her own comms so a bit of delay to begin with. I believe she has another job too and so it is unlikely to be a conveyor belt situation.

Her place is on the ground floor of a newly renovated flat just off the north circular. It is spacious and immaculate. I drove there and free parking was available in the street and nearby.

Sophie is a slim and petite girl with a hot body shape that is exactly my type. Her profile does not show much but I was very pleased with what I saw when she opened the door. I find her very attractive and I fancied her immediately. Her boobs are natural and a handful, butt is full and bouncy, great to grab hold of and slap. She is beautifully manicured and pedicured which was a bonus. She was a little reserved at first but very quickly opened up to great conversation about her recent past and how she ended up in this part of the world. Conversation just flowed freely quickly after she warmed up. She has a great personality with good sense of humour.

After a few minutes of polite conversation, I Initiated kissing and started stroking her and LFK, gradually developed into passionate DFK, after which DFK was available throughout the rest of the meet.
I kissed her boobs and moved slowly down to her pussy. Her pussy is pale and neat and looked so enticing. I loved eating her out and I was down there for a long while, introduced a finger and then two. It felt so tight I could barely move my fingers to stroke her G spot. She then turned over without prompting and invited me to continue to lick her pussy some more and to rim her. I later found out that she loved being taken from behind.... Then she said it her turn to pleasure me and offered to give me owo including balls licking. She licked from the base up and down and round the tip which felt great.
She then asked me to fuck her in doggie. Her pussy was tight as expected and felt amazing. Then we moved to the main event something was had discussed and agreed on WhatsApp. She told me she loved anal but do not do it often which made me wanting to do it even more as I expected it would feel amazing. After removing her butt plug, she lubed up, we started anal in cowgirl where she lowered herself slowly. Her arse was even tighter than pussy as expected. We had to move slowly to begin with, but once inside, we fucked vigorously with her moving up and down and grinding on my cock and me rubbing her clit at the same time. She urged me not to come yet which was not easy. After a few minutes, she told me she was closed to coming shortly after reached a body shaking orgasm and collapsed on top of me. It felt so sexy seeing her having such a big orgasm. She stayed there unmoved with me inside her for a few more seconds. It was then my turn to cum by fucking her pussy in missionary, with more DFK with a lot of tongue play until I came.

Overall, it was a very hot and passionate GFE session with a sexy young girl who cleary enjoyed sex. She gave me a big kiss and said I was hot as I was leaving which was a nice touch.
In summary:
Location: 9/10
Physical: 9/10
Meet: 10/10
Will I return? Definitely Yes. I have already arranged for a re-match.

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She's prettier in the flesh than those pictures suggest, with the body of an Oriental Venus. Wow. Typically petite at barely 5' tall, and supremely proportioned, neither thin nor fat but perfectly down the middle. She'd told an earlier reviewer that her tits were enhanced, but they looked and felt natural to me, in perfect symmetry with her frame. An arse so perfect you could burst out cheering just looking at it, and great legs. What makes a pair of legs 'great' rather than just 'good' I couldn't define, but I know 'em when I see 'em. Soft, flawless skin, no hint of motherhood and not a drop of ink anywhere on her. As nigh on physical perfection as you can get, in my book, anyway.

Her English is a bit hit and miss, as it is with most Thai girls, but plenty good enough, and she was warm, friendly and eager to please throughout.

I paid an extra £10 for kissing, there was a bit of tongue, but it was pretty begrudging, and unless you want to try everything to kick start your cock pill I'd probably pass. Once I'd had my tongue up her arse there was no coming back for more. Which was hardly unreasonable, to be fair.

I've known girls more responsive to my oral skills, she just seemed content to let me get on with it, but at least she didn't nod off, as far as I could tell. When I asked her to turn over she positioned herself perfectly so I had full access to both her fanny and her arsehole. Good girl.

For the blowjob - covered - without being asked she positioned herself perfectly to the side so I could play with her arse at the same time, delightful. Then on to the main event, and a hearty session of heels-to-heaven mish which made the bed rattle and creak. This, alas, was not testament to my Olympian virility, more the state of the bed. It was a bit low slung, too, and when we switched to doggy, with her on the bed and me on the floor, it was all a bit awkward, somehow, and once we got going it wasn't long before I felt myself losing a bit of wood.

So back to the bed, and this is where she excelled herself. As she was endeavouring to finish me off by hand I suggested 69. I meant as in her straddling me as she went about her handiwork at the other end, but she took it literally, straddled me perfectly so I'd access once again to both her fanny and her arsehole, reached for a fresh condom and set about it with her mouth. This was great stuff, and to her immense credit, and my great surprise, she got me over the line. As she meticulously cleaned me up afterwards she was clearly very pleased with herself, as well she might be. Khop-Khun-Kraab!

This was in the familiar place in the University Road area. Bear in mind it's no longer the ground floor flat, this was on the third floor, and the ruddy lift was out of action. Six flights of stairs for an old buffer with dodgy knees wasn't the best of starts, but there we are.

For half an hour I paid £80, plus £10 for kissing. A splendid occasion, and I'll be sure to pay her a further visit if she comes this way again.

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Met Lally within the last couple of days and had an incredible time.
First time using diva, booking process was very easy. Submitted the request online and got a message back within a few minutes to say they were checking her availability. Confirmed shortly after, sent address, fee and extras confirmed.
Booked 90 mins with a-level for £600. Way more than I’d usually spend, this was a special treat.

She buzzed me in and greeted me with a kiss. Won’t spend long on the venue as she said she is moving very shortly to soho, but was clean and adequate. Sorted her fee, she offered me a few drink options and I went for a shower.

Was very happy with Lally’s appearance. Is she as utterly flawless as the photos suggest, perhaps not but certainly not far off. Never love doing this part of entirely breaking down a woman’s looks and body, she has minor skin imperfections around her chin/jaw and some scarring under her breasts. Not an issue at all, almost just lets you know she’s human. She has very sexy dark eyes, a naughty and sexy smile and a truly stunning, fit, slim body. Beautiful soft skin, a delicious pussy. Knew I was in for a fun time.

When I returned from my shower she was ready for me and we went straight into fk. Very enjoyable and available throughout the meet. She was wearing some lingerie which began to be removed and I explored her body whilst we kissed in front of the mirrors. She then dropped to her knees and gave me owo. She is very good at this. Nice suction, wetness and depth. Nothing extreme but felt amazing, she would go deep and gag a little. And use her hands to reach underneath and play with my balls and taint. Along with some ball sucking. I returned the favour and she tasted glorious. Could have done that for hours. She then suggested 69 and sat on my face.

After a while I needed to fuck her. We went straight to anal which she was happy with.
(As a brief aside, my main motivation for my very occasional punts is to meet gorgeous women who love being fucked in the arse. So more than happy to hear suggestions below as there seems to be less and less around. Previously reviewed Poppy, Valentina Rosa doesn’t seem to be around atm or these funds would have likely gone her way. I’m tempted by Crystal powers, also pretty expensive).
Lube and rubber applied and I entered her gorgeous arse in dodgy. Super tight and felt amazing. Switched to mish. She was happy for me to fuck her hard and move her legs as desired. With some encouragement, she gave some great dirty talk. She said anal is her favourite. After a while she grabbed her vibe and Used this on her clit whilst I fucked her. She came annd this was glorious to watch. Eye contact with this stunning woman, talking filth to you whilst fucking her tight arse is pretty special and I came in her arse.

Chat between rounds was nice. She is very sweet and chilled.

Round two was more of the same. More oral both ways, more anal and this time I came in her pussy.
There was no rushing from her.

Would recommend Lally. Have always thought Brazilian women are amazing.

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Been to various phoenix parties, so instead of giving a review on a particular party I will do the girls that have been there.

Overall I would say I enjoy phoenix parties and would return or recommend if you can oversee the occasional poor attitude.

Trinity - trinity is reasonably attractive. However, her attitude can be very poor depending on what day you catch her on. I’ve seen her openly bad mouth / put down other punters in front of other punters, saying they’re old or have small dicks. On other days she seems to be better, but she does in general complain a lot. But when it comes down to the action, she is happy to oblige.

Maya - actually very sweet and accommodating and looks better than she does in her photos

Juliana - reasonably attractive. Slightly deep voice, perhaps from steroid abuse? Was also not very nice. Poor attitude. And when penetrating she said something along the lines of ‘omg like that? Come on baby harder’. Basically just wanting me to orgasm quickly.

There was another girl who I can’t seem to recall the name of or see on the website. She was mixed race but quite pretty and very nice.

The vibe at the parties is usually pretty welcoming. Punters being kind to each other. Although I did have one slightly strange scenario where one of the guys took one of the girls on the bed and just talked for 30 mins or so. They were deep in conversation. I think she didn’t mind because it was essentially like time off for her. I was hovering around trying to indicate to her but she didn’t seem too bothered. The guy was also oblivious.

Sounds like I’m being abit moany here but overall the girls are up for whatever you want as long as you don’t mind the occasional stinky attitude and hog punter.

Price is also decent.

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Price: £120 p/h + 30 FK + 30 OWO = £180. Anal is on offer for £80 but didn't partake.

Location: Basement flat 10 mins walk from Golders green station / 15 mins from Cricklewood.

Comms: via text, in person her English is good to hold a basic conversation.

Description: Resembles the pictures, a little bigger around a size 12 which was mentioned in one of her ads, not slim but not fat, would describe her body as "thick". Stands around 5'7-8. One of her breasts is fake and the hair is a wig (Didn't ask but i assume some previous health issues). I found her attractive. She was wearing a pair of small shorts and a small white tank top.

Sent a text as i got to the location and given a door number. Was asked not to ring the buzzer. She opened the main door and led me downstairs to her flat.

Started with some standing LFK while i undressed her. Move onto the bed where she made her way down for some OWO, good depth about 75% of the way down, no hands and was making gagging noises. Lasted for about 10 mins before moving back on top of me for some more LFK. I flipped her over and made my way down for some RO to buy some time / reset my cock before sex. She seemed receptive to it. On with the condom and asked to start in CG and she started bouncing away with some LFK during. I wanted to switch positions as i was getting close but she wanted to continue CG. The LFK then started to be DFK and more intense and she claimed to have came but so did i before managing to switch positions.

We continue with DFK between rounds for about 10 mins and then on with the condom for round 2, CG and Missionary to completion. After we have a little chit chat while cuddling, then we just laid there both tired from the activities. I was waiting for the time to end but she just laid on my chest, being conscious of the time i had to peel my self away got dressed, a hug and kiss and i was on my way. Once out i checked my watch and was there for about 70mins.

Summary: Nice GFE with an enthusiastic girl. Extra's (OWO FK) a little pricey though.

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Price: first visit £150 (£10 discount due to admin error)
second visit £160
third visit £170 (due to price increase)

When: I saw Effy three times. First and second time was last year in January and feburary respectively. Third time was May this year.

First time I try to see Effy the receptionist screwed up the booking so I went to Victoria for nothing. I book again and offered me a £10 discount as an apology.

Services used: kissing, cim, pussy eating, sucking tits, missionary, fingering.

Communication: Booking was done by text messages to and its straight forward.

Description of her: She's an aerialist. I always want to shag a circus performer or an aerial artist. She does poses on aerial apparatuses such as a hoop and an unusual apparatus where you use your mouth and teeth. Imagine your mouth holding up your whole bodyweight, ouch.

Looks exactly as the photos on the website show. Except tattoo removal marks. Her body type is my type. She is relaxed and easy going like many other reviews of her said.

First and second meet: We talk about her aerial artist activities. I showed her videos on my phone of me performing on dance shows and doing rehearsals. And she showed me videos and pictures of her aerial stuff too. Its impressive.

We finish talking and got to work. Kissing, muff diving, missionary, suck/play with her tits, fingering, missionary again and finishing with the cim. Muff diving is my favourite part. Effy always says "oh yes." when getting eaten out. Finishing in her mouth is another favourite part.

Third meet: Same as above but at the start she gave me a massage. She massaged my legs and shins very gently. I wish I said no as I didn't really need it.

Other notes: The only thing I don't like is her lip fillers. The one thing I dislike the most. Without them she will be perfect and kissing will be better. She's got faint marks on her body which means she had tattoos removed and it didn't bother me. And I ask Effy if she can do some contortion back bend moves here but she can't. Thats okay. I wish there is an Effy near me so I don't have to travel all the way to London. Its not often you get an aerialist who's a service provider. Apparently she had a recent boob job? I hope I'm wrong as Effy certainly doesn't need it. Effy if you're reading this please don't. You look better without them I promise you!

When: May. I never had this type of massage, so was wanting to try something new.

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Cost: £120 for 45min

Comms: via WhatsApp. I had sent her a message and she took a week to respond. My guess is when she’s not working she’s probably not checking her phone. However, when she did get back to me she was responsive and we arranged something for the following day. Overall, I think her comms weren’t that great, which I’ll explain more below.

Location: A flat near Marylebone station. The bathroom was pretty small and challenging to manoeuvre in — and I’m not a large man by any means, but it’s something to keep in mind. I appreciated her selection of toiletries (e.g. deodorant, gum) even if I did not avail of them. Massage table was heated and comfortable.

Girl: Pretty in a GND kind of way. She greeted me in this blue polka dotted dress that really accentuated her chest. What immediately struck me  was the figure her dress was barely . I’ve read when she was full figured her bust was even larger. Despite having a toned body, I was still really impressed by her curves and found her attractive. I found her to be a bit cool towards me at first. When I made my booking she only the first half of the postcode and told me to let me know when I arrive at Marylebone so she would then give me the full address. I sent a message - no response. I then call her - still nothing. By this point it’s 5 minutes until my booking. I didn’t know if she was just going to be a time waster, so I was preparing to make my way back when she message me the full address right when it the time of my booking. I show up 10 minutes late, to which she comments on my tardiness. I explain that I arrived earlier and tried to contact her. Her response was that she only has time for a 45min massage and not an hour, to which I said my original booking was 45min! She said it's fine and proceeded to act friendly. I hand over the paperwork while she offered to hang my jacket and then show me to the shower. I found that encounter really odd. It left me feeling skeptical at that start, but I thought I’d see things through.

Services: B2B massage

Details: After a shower, I come back to find Dina in just a bra. She instructs me to lie face down on the table. I was hoping to see her unleash those lovely chebs beforehand, but as I was situating myself she goes behind me and I could her then take the bra off. and hear her oil herself up. I got the impression was a bit reluctant to let me see her do this? Nonetheless, the anticipation was already having an effect on me. Started working on my legs and calves using the perfect amount of pressure. I genuinely impressed by this. As she was moving onto my thighs there were a few cc swipes. I could feel her massage my legs with her boobs. As she was working my back she would slide up with her tits pressed against me and then whisper in my ear. She has a very sexy voice.  She then asked me to turn over, massaging my cock and balls with her oiled body, rubbing her tits against me in long sensual strokes. She walked to the side and lowered her tits so they fell into my open hands. Cupping those babies and feeling them was easily one of the highlights. They look and felt incredible. She seemed to take notice of this effect and hopped back onto the table to teased me with a titwank but then stopped saying that’ll have to be for next time. Great sales technique right there. She retrieved a pillow for my head then got into this CG type of position with one hand holding a boob and the other to finally finish me off, leaving me in a dizzying blissful state. Had a shower and was out the door exactly 45minutes later.

Verdict: Overall positive for me — albeit on the low end. The massage itself was excellent, especially on my legs. On that front she really doesn’t disappoint. She's very confident in herself and knows her to use/position her body. However, I found her comms poor and the interaction when I arrived was a bit bizarre, even if she seemed to open up afterwards. Would I return? Possibly. I’m wondering if my experience was just an anomaly or whether a repeated visit will establish more of a rapport. If there’s more titplay I could be tempted. She said she does some extras but only after the first visit. If I do return, I’ll be sure to update how it goes. 

I made a mistake today, I went up to the City and looked for a mature lady to visit.

Her facial looks are not great but that is not always the deal breaker for me. Her body is fine big tits, nice bum a bit of a tummy but a quite good figure.

Comms were just about ok, I called and got an answerphone message, left a request for a late morning visit, half hour later got a text giving me the postcode and road, text back and agreed a time told to come to a block of flats and call, google maps did not send me to right block, got a call asking where I was was text better directions which was 100m from where maps sent me. Eventually got to the flat in a run down block in a run down area. Entering the flat it became clear that the person I spoke to was not the lady who had a very poor understanding of English. The flat itself was quite run down and messy.

Paid for an hour £120 (should have opted for half hour). She was friendly, DFK was not great she started to give OWO but kept wiping my cock, wanted fingering and put a condom on my first two fingers on one hand and see to enjoy it, but her OWO was not great felt quite toothy and with her lack of language I could not advise her how to improve.

Eventually she said Fuck Fuck, I agreed and she put a condom on, it was a thick condom and she took a few minutes to get it on, by which time I was not as hard, she would not do cowgirl and so I had to get on top. Her pussyis tight and with the condom issues I could not achieve penetration.

We went back to OWO to finish but it was too vigorous as I prefer more sensual, was mostly HR, and overall disappointing.

After finishing she seemed to offer a massage but I declined and was out in 40 minutes.

Overall a poor punt.

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Booked via text, early morning and I was the first customer of the day

Location is a block of flats near Catford station, same as this girl reviewed previously https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=463909.0 there is paid parking on the road outside.

I was all set for a basic punt but after meeting Elena the little brain in my trousers took over and I immediately signed up for all of her options - £130 1 hr, £20 OWO, £20 DFK and £50 anal

Stunning young thai girl, maybe 5'4 in height, lovely curvy ass and big enhanced tits that reminded me of one of those Japanese anime girls. They are firm and sit proud even when she's lying on her back. Some filler in the lips but not duckface level. She's friendly and quite timid. Told me she is 24 which seems accurate. She has a huge Yakuza-style tattoo over her back and a few more in other places. Pics on AW are accurate, arguably she's nicer in person.

After taking care of business she offered me a shower which I passed since I'd just had one, and I started by pulling down her bra and sucking her nipples, then moved to the bed where we had some sensual DFK (this was a highlight) before I removed her thong and went down on her. She was responsive and let out some gentle moans and rubbed my arms as I ate her pussy for a good 20 minutes but couldn't get her over the line. She was very wet.

We then swapped places and she gave me a sloppy BBBJ with some occassional DFK which was superb. I was desperate to fuck her at this point so she rubbered me up and we started with me on top - she has a lovely tight pussy and didn't put any lube on which was unusual. The bed was too soft which made the angle annoying so I put my hands under her arse cheeks and lifted her closer so I could get deep while she moaned in my ear, I could have fucked her like this for hours lol

I moved her into an open spoon position where I could hold her tits, kiss her and fuck her at the same time, then into doggy. After a good bit of pounding from behind, her little asshole was looking tempting so I started massaging it with my thumb and she took the hint. She lubed it up and grabbed my cock, steering it into her back door. With a little moan from her it slipped in and I started off slow before picking up the pace to a solid pounding. No complaints from her, she was quietly moaning with her head back. I leaned forward and she turned her head to me for some DFK, and I reached around to her pussy which was soaking wet. I massaged her clit and slipped a couple of fingers in while I was fucking her ass. It's been a looong time since a SP has let me do this.

She took a pretty hard pounding and I ended up cumming in her ass. After the cleanup she offered me a massage and gave me a pretty nice oiled back rub, nothing special but made a change from the usual torture most thai girls dish out.

After a quick shower I was out the door right on the hour.

Summary: 10/10 would see her again, was pricey but a genuine PSE I won't be forgetting in a hurry. Other reviews mentioned she seemed tired/ sore but I didn't notice this so perhaps best to visit her early in the day if possible.

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Meet with the above lady around 5 months ago. Incall to her location which was some old office block that had been converted to flats. Apologies but not a local so no real idea where it was but not too far off the main ring road that takes you past Piccadilly. I think it was the hour session at the price on her profile.

Looks wise / age - There are sufficient pics in her profile to give you an idea of how she is and pretty true to form. Age I'd say is there, or thereabouts. I certainly wasn't disappointed with what I saw.

The meet was pretty relaxed. Tokens sorted once in and offered a shower before the main event, that I accepted. After that plenty of DFK to kick things off before the towel and her underwear was removed. From there it was OWO / RO with some fingers for added fun. After that bagged up and a couple of positions. Quick break and then a decent chat about her background which was very interesting.

We had time for a second one. It followed the the first and wasn't long before I was bagged up and banging her in doggy style.

Finished and then clothes back on and said my goodbyes.

Overall a decent positive. Lovely girl with interesting chat and she certainly enjoys sex.

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I saw Cherry at the end of August.

Comms easy - I texted and got a quick reply and made a booking for that evening - 45 minutes for £150. A little more than I usually pay but in the end I think she was worth it.  Venue was an apartment block not far from the centre of Reading. She sent me a code so I could park in the apartment car park.  When I arrived there she did keep me waiting for about 10 minutes after the booked time - that was fine with me but may not suit everyone.

Arriving at the apartment, I found Cherry to be attractive.  If you are into petite ladies, she's not for you.  She's about my height (5 foot 7) and well built, Definitely not fat - she went in and out in all the right places. I think the best description is a body built for sex.  For those of you into rugby, she's a similar build to Ellie Killdunne.

I found her easy to talk to, but attention turned quickly to sex.  Lots of kissing from the beginning, and I eased her out of a ltlle dress she was wearing.  She has wonderful breast - they are enhanced, but they felt soft and natural, and her nipples were perfect.  I then let her help me undress, and she soon settled into a very good BJ.  I asked for slow and sensual and she got it just right, edging me nicely.  My turn then to give her some oral, lovely neat pussy, very clean and soon got nicely wet, and I think she enjoyed it.

On to sex and I went for missionary.  She's a strong healthy girl and once I got in position, she clamped her legs round me and encouraged me to a very satisfactory finish.  We stayed locked in position for a few minutes - there was no rush to get me off.

To recover, we cuddled on the bed, lots of kissing interspersed with interesting conversation. She's obviously a very bright lass.  Round 2 started with another BJ. Well it ended with one - it was too easy to let her do the work!

No rush to get me out. We cuddled for a bit more, and I turned her onto her front and gave her a quick back rub.  As I got to her lovely shapely bum, I gave it a quick smack.  Her response was "harder".  Who am I to argue!  So I gave her some quite hard smacks which she seemed to enjoy.  I may explore this more if I get a chance to revisit.

But by then we were well over time - she wasn't watching the clock.  Overall I found Cherry to be a lovely intelligent gorl, with a crcking bod, built for sex, and who seemed to really enjopy the session.  I'm definitely planning a revisit.  Cracking girl in my opinion.

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Location: Hanwell - West London, in an apartment block, easy parking on street and easy access to building, discrete.

Cost: £80 for 30 mins + £20 for OWO - Total £100

Coms: Very good met her within an hour of reaching out to her letting her know i'd be near by soonish

Lady: Better than the pics, very slim waist, likely 6, peachy little ass with the most beautifully soft tanned skin, permitted like slapping of her ass and it has a lovely feel and jiggle to it. Note if you are into big breasts, she isn't for you, shes got tiny tits, like to fill an A cup with room to spare. She is just very cute looking and the long curly hair just did it for me!

Action: Things got off to a good start pretty much as soon as we entered the room. We sorted the gift and started getting undressed straight away. She was wearing some very sexy pink lingerie and helped me undress, which made everything feel relaxed and natural from the off.

Her English is pretty poor, but she knows enough of the important words to keep things moving! More importantly, I was immediately relieved that she genuinely looked as good as the pictures. She was so fucking cute and sexy in person that I had that instant feeling this was going to be a good one.

There are a couple of restrictions worth mentioning. She doesn't allow oral on her, touching is fine but no licking, and kissing is light lip kissing rather than DFK. Normally restrictions like that can annoy me, but this was a very last minute arrangement so I hadn't asked beforehand, and honestly I was so taken with her looks that neither bothered me much.

Those lovely full pouty lips soon went to work anyway. She started kissing my neck and slowly worked her way down my body. Weirdly, one of the things I enjoyed most was feeling all that long curly hair brushing over me as she moved down. It felt fucking great.

By the time she reached my now rock hard cock, she started with light kisses before licking from the tip, down the shaft and onto my balls. I let her tease away like this for a few minutes before deciding I'd had enough of the slow treatment and wanted to see what else she could do.

I gently motioned for her to try taking me deeper. Deepthroating clearly isn't her strongest skill and things became a little toothy at times, but strangely that almost added to the fun of it. She'd try, start gagging, look up at me smiling and laughing, then go straight back and try again. There was something incredibly sexy about how playful she was about it rather than making the whole thing feel mechanical.

She persevered for probably another 15 minutes, alternating between licking my balls and shaft and attempting to deepthroat me. Eventually I think she was getting tired because she suggested, "fuck me", but by this point I'd got it into my head that I wanted to finish from the blowjob.

I asked her to stop with the slow sensual stuff and suck me faster instead. This brought up restriction number three, no CIM. Bit of a shame because at that point I'd have happily filled her mouth, but I was enjoying myself far too much to care. I asked whether I could finish over her chest instead and she happily agreed.

She picked up the pace and I asked her to concentrate just on the top half with quick movements. That absolutely did the job. Within a few minutes I told her I was getting close and she immediately lay flat on the bed, still giggling.

I climbed partly over her and she then did something that absolutely finished me off. She spat into her hand like a lady, gave me another one of those cheeky smiles and started wanking me quickly to the finish.

Now, she's very short and apparently my aim wasn't particularly well calibrated for the height difference! The first payload completely overshot those tiny tits and landed on her chin and right cheek. She briefly had a slightly panicked expression but, credit where it's due, she soldiered on and kept wanking me without missing a beat while the rest splattered over her chest, tiny tits and gorgeous midriff.

Once I'd finally emptied the tank, I climbed off and handed her some wipes from beside the bed so she could clean up the carnage, grabbing a few for myself as well. After having about a week's worth built up, it was a mighty fucking load, so she certainly earned those wipes!

Strangely, afterwards I was actually glad I hadn't fucked her. The ending had been about as perfect as it could have been with this one and I left very satisfied.

I'll definitely be back to fuck her on the next visit though. I absolutely want to experience that pussy because it looks ridiculously nice and tight.

She's apparently from Brazil and is only here for another week before heading back. She said she isn't sure where she'll be when she returns as she likes moving locations because punters apparently get bored seeing the same girls.

One final mention for the chap doing security. Lovely guy, really friendly, and we had a laugh both on the way in and back out, mainly about what a lucky fucker he is getting to work there. I told him if he ever needs a break he can get my number off her because I'm quite happy to cover his shift for free!

Overall, a very fun encounter with a gorgeous, playful little Brazilian who looked even better in person than I'd hoped. Despite a few restrictions and the language barrier, her personality, looks and playful attitude more than made up for them.

Sophie_Valentim / Nilou (Diva) - Bond Street

I came across this stunning lady's AW profile recently. Loved her photos, especially her incredible body, so I decided to see her.
I think she is on a few sites, but I booked via AW.
I saw her twice, first time near Paddington, second time near Bond Street, and she has now moved again. This is a review of the second meeting.

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Services Requested: DFK/RO/OWO/protected sex/CIM.

Cost: £280 for 1 hour (£220 base, OWO £30, CIM £30)
(This all would be £420 via Diva!!)

Comms: Straightforward via WhatsApp. She does her own comms I believe. She's still learning English, so uses a translator for the messages I think.

Location: Small upstairs flat near Bond street, on a very busy and noisy restaurant street, so not very discreet. But she's moved now (a little further north I believe).

Girl:
Gorgeous, super fit, striking Brazilian lady, really pretty face, aged maybe mid-late 20s, long dark hair. Quite tall at around 5'8-5'9, large enhanced boobs, firm and really well done. Real beach babe look. Washboard abs. Definitely a head-turner for me. Great shapely ass too. Quite fair skinned. Her body is absolutely incredible - gym fit, well defined, very hot.
Her English is a bit patchy, had to use google translate a few times for more complex sentences, but she understands the basics.

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Let into the flat, no hiding, smiles and straight into a welcoming smooch. I asked her to wear her gym kit (as pictured in one of the photos above), and she looked incredible. Exactly like you see in the photos.  Could take my eyes off her. Her ample cleavage almost popping out of her crop top. Slim and very fit.
Did the paperwork, she didn't bother to count. She put some music on her phone and we DFK'd. Good amount of tongue, very nice. I kissed her neck, shoulders, she did the same for me. Moved to the bed, we both stripped. I couldn't take my hands off her body. Lay her down on the bed, more DFK, sucked on her gorgeous tits, licked her armpits (she tried very hard not to giggle). Kissed and licked her everywhere. Moved down to her pussy, began eating her out. Gorgeous little pussy. She was letting out appreciative moans (fake or not, who knows!) Kept this up for a while, she was gripping my hands, getting wetter and wetter, eventually got her to orgasm, hard to tell if genuine or not. Took a breather. I laid back and asked her to kiss my body and suck me nipples, which felt amazing. My cock was rock hard. She moved down, gave my cock a quick wipe down (not a huge fan of that, but I guess she wanted to be sure I was clean), and proceeded with OWO, which was really nice. Good depth, really got into it, spitting on my cock too for lots of moisture. Licked my balls too, nice and sloppy. Brought her up for more kissing. She reached for a condom, I had to put it on myself. She mounted me for a very tight fit. Then lots of slow fucking, gradually building up the pace. I played with her lovely tits some more. Switch to mish, more of the same. Pinned her armpits back and held them behind her head as I rammed her, with the occasional DFK. More kissing the side of my neck and shoulders. got her legs on my shoulders and pounded some more. Moved to a sideways fuck and slowed down the pace. I asked for doggy, luckily she had a mirror near the bed, so we faced it and I pumped away. So good seeing it in the mirror, her ass vibrating off my cock as I penetrated her.
We took a breather. Had a chat about random stuff with the help of the translate app. I was ready to cum. She lay back as I wanked over her and eventually ejaculated. The first spurt went over her face, but I landed the second one in her mouth, but then she started coughing, maybe she wasn't expecting it, so her reflex made her pull away before I'd fully finished, which was a shame.
We had some time left, I wasn't going to cum again, so I invited her to cuddle next to me and chat. Really nice person, tries her best to please. She asked me how to use AW, so I showed her that on her phone (I got her to write me some feedback while I was at it )
She told me she wants to get back into the gym. She showed me some photos and videos from back in Brazil. She told me she loves training her ass. I told her she looks exactly the same as now, but she insisted she was in better shape before 
I moaned a bit to her about wanting more eye contact during sex next time and the fact she moved away too soon with the CIM. Luckily she didn't get mad at my constructive feedback lol
She gave me little touches and caresses as we spoke, which I really liked. Quite affectionate in those final minutes. Eventually got up, hugged and kissed her at the door, got a final feel and look at her fit naked body before me, and left, a few mins over time.

Overall:
Positive

A nice lady, physically she is very attractive, lovely personality, good DFK, she tries hard to please.
But I'm quite particular about things these days, I don't see girls just for sex, so a few things that would have made the girlfriend experience even better:
-More eye contact during sex - she looked down a lot (she later told me she was a bit shy!) Good eye contact in a GFE during sex is important for me.
-Better CIM - as mentioned, she moved away a bit too soon, before I had finished cumming.
She's not cheap, but I'd be paying much more for all that with Diva, and I am guessing she'd only see half of that.