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North East / New mobile version of UKP
« by Head1 on May 19, 2026, 11:53:28 am »
Mobile Site Update – New Mobile Experience Now Live

Today, we’ve rolled out a significant update to the mobile version of UKPunting.

The main goal of the changes has been to improve usability on phones and smaller screens, including:

• Better readability
• Improved navigation
• Larger tap targets/buttons
• Reduced horizontal scrolling
• Cleaner layouts for reviews and discussions
• Better compatibility with modern mobile devices
• General speed and responsiveness improvements

A lot of the older forum layout was originally designed long before modern smartphones became the primary way many people browse the site, so this update is part of an ongoing effort to modernise the mobile experience while still keeping the familiar UKP feel.

We know that changes to long-standing layouts can take a bit of getting used to, and we’ve already seen a mixture of reactions ranging from:

> “Is this a new feature, haven’t seen this before?”

to:

> “Not the biggest fan so far. But I’ll try it for a week or so”

and of course:

> “Absolutely fucking awful” 😅

All feedback is genuinely appreciated — especially specific feedback.

If something feels harder to use, too large or too small, hard to find, visually confusing, or broken on your device, please let us know. Specific examples are far more useful than general “good/bad” comments, as they help us continue to refine things properly.

This is not intended to be a “one and done” change. We’ll continue tweaking and improving things over the coming days and weeks based on member feedback and real-world usage.

Thanks to everyone who has already commented, tested things, and reported issues.

Any issues report here.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456157.0

1102
North West / New mobile version of UKP
« by Head1 on May 19, 2026, 11:49:49 am »
Mobile Site Update – New Mobile Experience Now Live

Today, we’ve rolled out a significant update to the mobile version of UKPunting.

The main goal of the changes has been to improve usability on phones and smaller screens, including:

• Better readability
• Improved navigation
• Larger tap targets/buttons
• Reduced horizontal scrolling
• Cleaner layouts for reviews and discussions
• Better compatibility with modern mobile devices
• General speed and responsiveness improvements

A lot of the older forum layout was originally designed long before modern smartphones became the primary way many people browse the site, so this update is part of an ongoing effort to modernise the mobile experience while still keeping the familiar UKP feel.

We know that changes to long-standing layouts can take a bit of getting used to, and we’ve already seen a mixture of reactions ranging from:

> “Is this a new feature, haven’t seen this before?”

to:

> “Not the biggest fan so far. But I’ll try it for a week or so”

and of course:

> “Absolutely fucking awful” 😅

All feedback is genuinely appreciated — especially specific feedback.

If something feels harder to use, too large or too small, hard to find, visually confusing, or broken on your device, please let us know. Specific examples are far more useful than general “good/bad” comments, as they help us continue to refine things properly.

This is not intended to be a “one and done” change. We’ll continue tweaking and improving things over the coming days and weeks based on member feedback and real-world usage.

Thanks to everyone who has already commented, tested things, and reported issues.

Any issues report here.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456157.0

1103
Wales / New mobile version of UKP
« by Head1 on May 19, 2026, 11:49:20 am »
Mobile Site Update – New Mobile Experience Now Live

Today, we’ve rolled out a significant update to the mobile version of UKPunting.

The main goal of the changes has been to improve usability on phones and smaller screens, including:

• Better readability
• Improved navigation
• Larger tap targets/buttons
• Reduced horizontal scrolling
• Cleaner layouts for reviews and discussions
• Better compatibility with modern mobile devices
• General speed and responsiveness improvements

A lot of the older forum layout was originally designed long before modern smartphones became the primary way many people browse the site, so this update is part of an ongoing effort to modernise the mobile experience while still keeping the familiar UKP feel.

We know that changes to long-standing layouts can take a bit of getting used to, and we’ve already seen a mixture of reactions ranging from:

> “Is this a new feature, haven’t seen this before?”

to:

> “Not the biggest fan so far. But I’ll try it for a week or so”

and of course:

> “Absolutely fucking awful” 😅

All feedback is genuinely appreciated — especially specific feedback.

If something feels harder to use, too large or too small, hard to find, visually confusing, or broken on your device, please let us know. Specific examples are far more useful than general “good/bad” comments, as they help us continue to refine things properly.

This is not intended to be a “one and done” change. We’ll continue tweaking and improving things over the coming days and weeks based on member feedback and real-world usage.

Thanks to everyone who has already commented, tested things, and reported issues.

Any issues report here.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456157.0

1104
West Midlands / New mobile version of UKP
« by Head1 on May 19, 2026, 11:45:54 am »
Mobile Site Update – New Mobile Experience Now Live

Today, we’ve rolled out a significant update to the mobile version of UKPunting.

The main goal of the changes has been to improve usability on phones and smaller screens, including:

• Better readability
• Improved navigation
• Larger tap targets/buttons
• Reduced horizontal scrolling
• Cleaner layouts for reviews and discussions
• Better compatibility with modern mobile devices
• General speed and responsiveness improvements

A lot of the older forum layout was originally designed long before modern smartphones became the primary way many people browse the site, so this update is part of an ongoing effort to modernise the mobile experience while still keeping the familiar UKP feel.

We know that changes to long-standing layouts can take a bit of getting used to, and we’ve already seen a mixture of reactions ranging from:

> “Is this a new feature, haven’t seen this before?”

to:

> “Not the biggest fan so far. But I’ll try it for a week or so”

and of course:

> “Absolutely fucking awful” 😅

All feedback is genuinely appreciated — especially specific feedback.

If something feels harder to use, too large or too small, hard to find, visually confusing, or broken on your device, please let us know. Specific examples are far more useful than general “good/bad” comments, as they help us continue to refine things properly.

This is not intended to be a “one and done” change. We’ll continue tweaking and improving things over the coming days and weeks based on member feedback and real-world usage.

Thanks to everyone who has already commented, tested things, and reported issues.

Any issues report here.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456157.0

1105
East Midlands / New mobile version of UKP
« by Head1 on May 19, 2026, 11:45:28 am »
Mobile Site Update – New Mobile Experience Now Live

Today, we’ve rolled out a significant update to the mobile version of UKPunting.

The main goal of the changes has been to improve usability on phones and smaller screens, including:

• Better readability
• Improved navigation
• Larger tap targets/buttons
• Reduced horizontal scrolling
• Cleaner layouts for reviews and discussions
• Better compatibility with modern mobile devices
• General speed and responsiveness improvements

A lot of the older forum layout was originally designed long before modern smartphones became the primary way many people browse the site, so this update is part of an ongoing effort to modernise the mobile experience while still keeping the familiar UKP feel.

We know that changes to long-standing layouts can take a bit of getting used to, and we’ve already seen a mixture of reactions ranging from:

> “Is this a new feature, haven’t seen this before?”

to:

> “Not the biggest fan so far. But I’ll try it for a week or so”

and of course:

> “Absolutely fucking awful” 😅

All feedback is genuinely appreciated — especially specific feedback.

If something feels harder to use, too large or too small, hard to find, visually confusing, or broken on your device, please let us know. Specific examples are far more useful than general “good/bad” comments, as they help us continue to refine things properly.

This is not intended to be a “one and done” change. We’ll continue tweaking and improving things over the coming days and weeks based on member feedback and real-world usage.

Thanks to everyone who has already commented, tested things, and reported issues.

Any issues report here.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456157.0

1106
South West / New mobile version of UKP
« by Head1 on May 19, 2026, 11:45:00 am »
Mobile Site Update – New Mobile Experience Now Live

Today, we’ve rolled out a significant update to the mobile version of UKPunting.

The main goal of the changes has been to improve usability on phones and smaller screens, including:

• Better readability
• Improved navigation
• Larger tap targets/buttons
• Reduced horizontal scrolling
• Cleaner layouts for reviews and discussions
• Better compatibility with modern mobile devices
• General speed and responsiveness improvements

A lot of the older forum layout was originally designed long before modern smartphones became the primary way many people browse the site, so this update is part of an ongoing effort to modernise the mobile experience while still keeping the familiar UKP feel.

We know that changes to long-standing layouts can take a bit of getting used to, and we’ve already seen a mixture of reactions ranging from:

> “Is this a new feature, haven’t seen this before?”

to:

> “Not the biggest fan so far. But I’ll try it for a week or so”

and of course:

> “Absolutely fucking awful” 😅

All feedback is genuinely appreciated — especially specific feedback.

If something feels harder to use, too large or too small, hard to find, visually confusing, or broken on your device, please let us know. Specific examples are far more useful than general “good/bad” comments, as they help us continue to refine things properly.

This is not intended to be a “one and done” change. We’ll continue tweaking and improving things over the coming days and weeks based on member feedback and real-world usage.

Thanks to everyone who has already commented, tested things, and reported issues.

Any issues report here.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456157.0

1107
South East / New mobile version of UKP
« by Head1 on May 19, 2026, 11:44:28 am »
Mobile Site Update – New Mobile Experience Now Live

Today, we’ve rolled out a significant update to the mobile version of UKPunting.

The main goal of the changes has been to improve usability on phones and smaller screens, including:

• Better readability
• Improved navigation
• Larger tap targets/buttons
• Reduced horizontal scrolling
• Cleaner layouts for reviews and discussions
• Better compatibility with modern mobile devices
• General speed and responsiveness improvements

A lot of the older forum layout was originally designed long before modern smartphones became the primary way many people browse the site, so this update is part of an ongoing effort to modernise the mobile experience while still keeping the familiar UKP feel.

We know that changes to long-standing layouts can take a bit of getting used to, and we’ve already seen a mixture of reactions ranging from:

> “Is this a new feature, haven’t seen this before?”

to:

> “Not the biggest fan so far. But I’ll try it for a week or so”

and of course:

> “Absolutely fucking awful” 😅

All feedback is genuinely appreciated — especially specific feedback.

If something feels harder to use, too large or too small, hard to find, visually confusing, or broken on your device, please let us know. Specific examples are far more useful than general “good/bad” comments, as they help us continue to refine things properly.

This is not intended to be a “one and done” change. We’ll continue tweaking and improving things over the coming days and weeks based on member feedback and real-world usage.

Thanks to everyone who has already commented, tested things, and reported issues.

Any issues report here.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456157.0

1108
East England / New mobile version of UKP
« by Head1 on May 19, 2026, 11:44:03 am »
Mobile Site Update – New Mobile Experience Now Live

Today, we’ve rolled out a significant update to the mobile version of UKPunting.

The main goal of the changes has been to improve usability on phones and smaller screens, including:

• Better readability
• Improved navigation
• Larger tap targets/buttons
• Reduced horizontal scrolling
• Cleaner layouts for reviews and discussions
• Better compatibility with modern mobile devices
• General speed and responsiveness improvements

A lot of the older forum layout was originally designed long before modern smartphones became the primary way many people browse the site, so this update is part of an ongoing effort to modernise the mobile experience while still keeping the familiar UKP feel.

We know that changes to long-standing layouts can take a bit of getting used to, and we’ve already seen a mixture of reactions ranging from:

> “Is this a new feature, haven’t seen this before?”

to:

> “Not the biggest fan so far. But I’ll try it for a week or so”

and of course:

> “Absolutely fucking awful” 😅

All feedback is genuinely appreciated — especially specific feedback.

If something feels harder to use, too large or too small, hard to find, visually confusing, or broken on your device, please let us know. Specific examples are far more useful than general “good/bad” comments, as they help us continue to refine things properly.

This is not intended to be a “one and done” change. We’ll continue tweaking and improving things over the coming days and weeks based on member feedback and real-world usage.

Thanks to everyone who has already commented, tested things, and reported issues.

Any issues report here.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456157.0

1109
London / New mobile version of UKP
« by Head1 on May 19, 2026, 11:42:42 am »
Mobile Site Update – New Mobile Experience Now Live

Today, we’ve rolled out a significant update to the mobile version of UKPunting.

The main goal of the changes has been to improve usability on phones and smaller screens, including:

• Better readability
• Improved navigation
• Larger tap targets/buttons
• Reduced horizontal scrolling
• Cleaner layouts for reviews and discussions
• Better compatibility with modern mobile devices
• General speed and responsiveness improvements

A lot of the older forum layout was originally designed long before modern smartphones became the primary way many people browse the site, so this update is part of an ongoing effort to modernise the mobile experience while still keeping the familiar UKP feel.

We know that changes to long-standing layouts can take a bit of getting used to, and we’ve already seen a mixture of reactions ranging from:

> “Is this a new feature, haven’t seen this before?”

to:

> “Not the biggest fan so far. But I’ll try it for a week or so”

and of course:

> “Absolutely fucking awful” 😅

All feedback is genuinely appreciated — especially specific feedback.

If something feels harder to use, too large or too small, hard to find, visually confusing, or broken on your device, please let us know. Specific examples are far more useful than general “good/bad” comments, as they help us continue to refine things properly.

This is not intended to be a “one and done” change. We’ll continue tweaking and improving things over the coming days and weeks based on member feedback and real-world usage.

Thanks to everyone who has already commented, tested things, and reported issues.

Any issues report here.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456157.0

1110
London / Apple - Sunny Massage Chancery Lane
« by cybersonic on May 19, 2026, 10:37:33 am »
Hi All - my first review after relocating to UK from East Asia.. so please be nice! Looking forward to contributing

Visited Sunny Massage on Gray Inns Road near Chancery Lane on a weekday around 4pm - 5pm. Was initially booked with Asian Massage Waterloo (at their Chancery Lane branch?), but had to cancel as they tried to squeeze in another punter last minute and messed up the timings for my booking so walked into Sunny Massage.


Comms

No comms at all, as booking with Asiian Massage Waterloo got cancelled so this was a walk-in! Greeted by Apple who turned out to be my masseuse- it seems like they have a rotation of staff, as soon as I walked in, another masseuse appeared from the back to sit by the counter. Asked for 45 mins massage and paid £45.


Venue

Usual parlour setup but by a busy road with both motor and foot traffic. Was especially busy when I visited as people started to get off work. So not very discreet, if that's a concern.
Greeted by Apple, and no choice offered to choose the girl. Escorted downstairs into one of the three/four rooms downstairs. There seem to be a couple of rooms on the ground floor as well. Nothing special in the room - there is a tiny shower cubicle, which I did not use, a wash basin and a massage table.

Girl

Apple at reception turned out to be my masseuse. I'd guess she is mid 30s to early 40s. Apple is from China and has a chubby build with a tummy, but she had this look on her face which turned me on.. seductive and naughty. English was moderate, enough to communicate.

Once in the room, took of my clothes and laid face down - Apple enters and the massage begins. She asked for pressure level which I replied with 'soft and sensual' and she delivered exactly that. Lots of soft strokes, brushing and teasing with her nails etc. Immediate attention to ass, balls and some CC swipes. After around 20 minutes of so, she asked if I wanted extras. HR and B2B was on offer for £40 and £80. I didn't ask for any other extras, so unsure if there is more on offer.

Settled on £40 for HR. She delivered a great handjob, with lots attention to the balls, which didn't feel rushed. Popped and she offered to give a quick head massage for the remainder of the time.

Offered shower at the end, but not taken. Left with a hug as a happy man!


1111
London / Sexy Sara Aldgate East
« by kutch on May 19, 2026, 10:29:49 am »
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30 minutes-£100

Met Sara at her flat near Aldgate East station.  Comms were good and she gave me the flat number on arrival.

First impressions, tall, attractive with a great ass. 

She ask ed me what I liked and I said I was very much into kissing.  She then proceeded to stick her long thick tongue in my mouth and just left it there.  Hardly any lips were involved.  Basically I was sucking on the tongue.

She then took off her top and I was met with large boobs, which were slightly sagging, but very enjoyable to feast on. 

After a few minutes onto the bed for owo.  It takes a while for me to get going and she asked me if there was anything wrong as I wasn’t getting hard in a hurry.  I said everything was ok, but I felt a bit pressured as she kept asking me. 

Anyway she continued with owo and after about 10 minutes I came in her mouth, which she spat out in the bathroom.   Had a nice chat and was out within 25 minutes.

Didn’t manage to to shag her unfortunately but a pleasant meet with a very popular lady.

1112
East England / Massage by Jasmin - Watford
« by Massageme32 on May 19, 2026, 10:26:25 am »
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£110 for the hour
Central Watford

Really great 1 hour sensual / but still also a very massage by Jasmin who has fcking amazing natural breasts, and allows fondling, kissing and sucking.

Nice teasing, long build up on the turn over, and having those boobs rest on your thighs when she ups the tempo was a great way to finish.

Really nice personality, with friendly demeanour too.

1113
East Midlands / Natasha Black - Derby
« by puntingfool on May 19, 2026, 10:15:16 am »
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1hour for £90

Not my first visit to see Nat. I don't usually go for rub and tug type meets as for a little extra I can meet women I know and like for the full fucking experience but Nat has two things going for her:- she is as FAF and is very good with her hands. On this occasion I fancied a lazy session being pleasured so off I went. Comms and parking are very straightforward with Nat.

On arrival she was wearing a summer frock and looked great. She is very friendly and chatty. Upstairs to the room and in the blink of an eye she removed her dress and was standing naked in front of me - instant semi. Getting my kit off took a little longer than it should have as I was trying to also engage in small talk while having a damn good look at her legs, arse, tits and trimmed fanny. I lay face down on the table and Nat started to stroke my thighs, balls and arse. I'd asked her to concentrate on the good bits before I arrived.

On the turnover she oiled me up and started a really good lingham. She also stands in close so I can run my finger tips up her thigh, over her bum, have a play between her legs and stroke those bullet nipples. The overall effect is - after a while - orgasmic. She has engaged in saucy banter previously which is always an extra thrill but this time she wasn't interested for some reason despite my attempts to steer her in that direction.

As I cum she didn't just stop as some women tend to do but kept working my cock for several minutes until I was completely drained. A very intense and satisfying finish. She cleaned me up, I showered, we chatted as I dressed and then I'm away.

A session with Nat is always slightly frustrating as I would just love to lick that fanny and fuck her. Unfortunately that is not available so I'll just have to go and fuck someone else, close my eyes and pretend it is Natasha Black.   

1114
East Midlands / Lady London / DT DEBBIE - Derby
« by Sheffred2017 on May 19, 2026, 09:50:09 am »
Comms

Fairly responsive. Quite poor written English to the point where some of the txts were a little confusing. Calls were a lot better. Good directions and access instructions. All in all, comms were decent enough.

Venue

Short term let apartment just off Fargate. Entrance is through a coded gate. Street not overly busy and the access is under an archway off of the main footpath so fairly discreet.

Girl

External Link/Members Only

I’d say the advertised age is about 5-10 years younger than reality… standard.

Comes across friendly and bubbly. Looks her age. Don’t expect a beauty queen. Bit of a slutty MILF/GILF type. Some of the thumbnails on her vids gallery where you can see her face must’ve been some time ago. She’s definitely aged since they were taken/recorded.

Decent arse, if you’re into big arses, of course. Decent enough curvy mature figure. Disappointing tits. They’re not as big as they look in the photos and gravity has definitely had its way with them. I don’t mind big natural hangers, in fact I prefer them. But somehow these weren’t that appealing. They weren’t a great shape and the nipples pointed straight to the floor. Still had a good squeeze and a suck on them though.

Fanny was clean but I wouldn’t say shower fresh. You could definitely tell she’d been sat around the apartment in nylon nickers. Had that slightly stale taste to it for the first few minutes of slurping.

Service

45min PSE incall - £200

I think this is the part that lets it all down somewhat. She was pleasant. Friendly. But when it got down to the action it was all a little lacklustre. Definitely didn’t feel like I’d experienced a porn star.

The kissing was very reserved. No tongue. You could tell she didn’t really want to do it, even though she’d confirmed she did do it in the comms. I was freshly showered, toothbrushed and minty chewing gummed as well so can’t imagine it was a hygiene issue.

The oral wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. She did a few attempts at deepthroat and got most of it down, if not all of it but properly wretched on a few of the attempts and gave up. It wasn’t that sloppy and at times was a bit rough to the point of feeling a bit abrasive on the old chap. Dirty talk was quite decent though.

Reverse cowgirl was just painful. My dick was almost bent in half as she was pushing herself down on it so I tried to move on from that one asap.

Mish was good whilst it lasted but as usual it was all over far too quickly. What is it with girls not being able to take a dick these days? I remember back in the day absolutely smashing the granny out of some of them and them literally pulling you in for more. Nowadays as soon as you get a full dip they’ve got their hands on your chest so you can only get half strokes.

She initiated cowgirl pretty swiftly, I imagine so she could control the depth a bit more. She did eventually end up taking the full length but it was restricted to a slow grind, which is fine by me, but again it didn’t last long before she hopped off… my dick never went back in her after this point.

She did a bit of covered oral (which for me is completely pointless. Can’t feel shit) and then switched to giving me a hand job with the Jonny still on. Ended up taking the Jonny off and giving me a really rough hand job that felt approximate to a Chinese burn.

Wasn’t going to come from that so ended up finishing myself off over her tits whilst she did a bit more dirty talk… funnily enough this was one of the best bits of the meet.

Conclusion

Not done this for quite some time as I was starting to get a bit disillusioned with it all. Started to feel like a bit of a mug handing over cash to girls that have no interest in giving a decent level of service in return. I can’t say that this has changed my mind on that too much.

Any meet where you have to finish yourself off by necessity, not choice, is never going to be considered a raging success, is it? It wasn’t the worst meet I’ve ever had but given the high price point I’d say the service didn’t really live up to expectations.

She’s a pleasant enough woman. But she’s charging far too much when you take into account aesthetics and level of service.

If this had been somewhere between £100-£150 for 45 mins I’d have probably just about gone with it but at £200… it’s got to be a borderline neutral/negative.

1115
East England / Sexy Little Secret - Peterborough
« by Coops72 on May 19, 2026, 09:21:24 am »
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£100 - 30 mins at her house on the outskirts of Peterborough.

Meet took place last month. I was a bit unsure following her reviews but bit the bullet. Photos are a bit out of date and i would suggest there is definitely some age tax there - more mid 40’s. Easy comm’s by text and phone. OW only


Service was good - she is definitely slim but not as toned as the pics but nice firm but small tits if thats your fancy. Started off with nice kissing and groping followed by my usual repertoire of RO, 69 and all the positions i can muster. There was a slight whiff of piss which was a shame when she has her own shower available. Full length wardrobe mirrors add to the experience. Finished with a good rattle in doggy before i came in the bag. Cleaned up and left.

This would be the positive side of neutral but I went neutral mainly because of the whiff of piss and the cost - £100/30. My lad has just started work and works 12.5 hours to earn the same as this punt. Fortunately he isn’t getting fucked but it shows how much the rates have gone up for SP’s. There is just better out there for £80.

Pros

Good kisser - full DFK
Nice person
Slim

Cons

VFM
Starting to show a bit of age
Faint whiff of piss on the RO

1116
East Midlands / Bella deep throat Long eaton
« by Stongwee53 on May 19, 2026, 07:28:29 am »
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I have been waiting to see her again after a great meet a few years ago but this one was underwhelming return visit.
Novotel in Long eaton no issues getting in or out. £100 for 30 minutes.
Whilst she performed a decent service it just never quite felt like she was connected or engagaing and points it felt like she couldnt  be bothered to be there. Left me struggling to keep fully hard the whole meet.
She gives a good bj but something was missing for me. I dont think i will make it a return visit again.

1117
North East / Thai Jasmine - Stockton
« by williamshears on May 19, 2026, 07:15:04 am »
Thai Jasmine - External Link/Members Only

I’d been out of touch with escorts for a while, but I had an itch I needed scratching so headed onto AW for a browse and saw Jasmine. Dropped a message on WhatsApp and got a reply saying she was free now so headed there.

Located in Stockton and I paid £60 for 15 minutes.

Parked up and messaged to say I was here and was let in with her behind the door and was shown my way upstairs to the bedroom. Exchanged cash where she nipped out to store the money.

Came back and she was wearing a nice little black lingerie outfit which she took off right away and saw that amazing little body with big nipple bolt ons. It’s definitely the person on the photos and the tattoos are the same.

Lay on the bed and she asked if she could wipe me down and wiped my nipples and cock. Started sucking my nipples and then onto my cock. Really nice technique and I was enjoying the view of her doing it.

Asked if I was ok with condom yes and I said yes so she applied the condom and asked if I wanted on top or her. I opted for me as I know sometimes with the smaller women they have a tough time with my cock thickness and length, but I took it in slow and she was fine with me all the way in. Had that position for a while and she did state kisses, but it was closed lips which is a shame and my only let down.

After sometime on top I asked her to jump on top and jump she did. Started to ride me deep and fast and I got a chance to play with those great tits. Time comes to pop, so I take charge and grab her hips and have some fun with hard and deep while she’s on top and fill the condom.

Clean up time I’m offered some wipes to clean and then we get dressed and I’m let out. I think I was in for slightly longer than 15 minutes and there was no clock watching. Will definitely visit again if I’m in Stockton area and wanted a pump and dump. May even book a half an hour one next time as I do love me some slender frame little women on my cock.

1118
Scotland / Patty - Thai sports massage - Glasgow
« by hunters on May 19, 2026, 12:07:05 am »
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I've reviewed Patty previously so this is an update for a 90min massage.

She has changed her ad to a sports massage but its a deep tissue massage. Ad also points out its not a sexual service, that's new, I guess she was getting too many HE requests!

Bit of an unusual massage as there is no HE and cost the usual £50hr or £70 half hour but there is plenty of teasing.

She is in a council flat in Bishopbriggs, easy to find and plenty of parking. I booked 2pm and knocked the door two min before that but the previous punter was still on the table and I had to wait in the hall. She takes back to back bookings when busy.

She gives a great massage, obviously knows what she's doing, seems to work every muscle back, arms and legs. The upper thighs are always last and on the 90min massage she spends lots of time on the buttocks and upper thighs. She flips the sheet right off so unusual for a normal massage my bum was uncovered while she presses and rubs the buttocks, getting close to my bum hole but no CC swipes, a few "accidental" touches of the ball bag, it was a real turn on and I was hard.

On the turn she massages up and down my legs, tucking the sheet close to my cock and it felt like the sheet was pulled to close to the ball bag. She rubs up and down close to the old man with another few accidental touches of the ball bag. I guess she wouldn't be surprised that I got hard she I wasn't trying to hid a few twitches of my hard cock while her hands were rubbing so close.

I'll keep going back, unusually for a normal massage and a normal price to get this type of teasing and have the sheet off. Someone did review before that they asked for a HE and was refused but joked about her getting him turned on then doing nothing. When she went out the room to let me get dressed I was tempted to have a quick wank, but decided she would know by the extra time!

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Scotland / Nadia - Glasgow Escort Agency - Glasgow
« by hunters on May 18, 2026, 11:38:04 pm »
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I'd reviewed Nadia before Christmas, had another 1 hour punt this month.

Got to the flat, usual GEA arrangement, they now say on the txt that the entrance is at the big gates, I like to think that's because I previously reviewed that the entrance wasn't obvious!

I find Nadia very attractive, although her her always looks a bit unkempt, she wears a wig in the profile pics, she is light brown.

She remembered I like to start with a kiss and cuddle and strip her off so started with this. She has a cracking pair of tits , slim figure, bubble bum and a nice neat pussy. I got her face down on the bed and snugged my face into her bum licking her pussy. She acted as if it tickled and pulled away, saying she preferred not to do that. She explained later that it was quite intimate for her and did have the courage to tell people when she first started, so it seems RO isn't on the menu now. She then said "my turn" and put a condom on me for some oral. She is a bit less passive now as she wouldn't have done that a few months ago. We had sex in a few different positions ending in mish. Still had a bit of time left she we chatted while i caressed her bum. I sometimes run out of thing to do on a 1 hour put.

Not sure I'll go back for a while as RO was one of my favorite things, but its balanced up by her very attractive figure. She is still a bit passive, nit really trying to turn me on.

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Scotland / Luna GEA - Glasgow
« by JamesScott on May 18, 2026, 11:30:39 pm »
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1 Hour     £160

Location: Usual flat near the Clyde Arc
Comms: Very good

Luna
Disappointed when I first seen her. She was wearing a totally unsexy top and jeans, looked like she had just been cleaning the garage, no makeup and hair a total mess.
I’m used to seeing very sexy Brazilian babes in sexy underwear so it was a bit of shocker
I didn’t find her at all sexy or attractive, face or body
She was ok with light kissing and ro, some not so great owo
Sex in various positions
I didn’t enjoy the experience; I’m sticking with my Brazilian babes from now on.

Other's maybe happy with the 'Girl next door' look

No where near as attractive as Nadia
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East England / Asian Escort Breckland - Thetford
« by the_exile on May 18, 2026, 11:19:10 pm »
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£60 for 30 minutes, full service

This is the same place as my previous Thetford review (flat over a shop, close to the town centre), so same set up, with a mature Chinese lady there for the week - clearly nothing like the photos in the ad but I guess that is what you expect with VS! However, despite this, the lady was very friendly and had a very decent body for someone who I would guess is in their 50s. The action also took place in a different room to before, on the other side of the top of the stairs, which looked much better than the other one, with a good sized bed and a light that worked (don't like dim and dingey room!)

We agreed on the time, sorted out the money, then I got undressed while she went out to put it somewhere safe. She came back in, I asked her what her name was, she said it was Lisa. She got undressed too, we had a bit of a play with each other, I sucked her nipples and rubbed her smooth shaved pussy, I could feel her getting wet so suggested that I go down on her. She was fine with this and lay back on the end of bed, I knelt on the floor and got to work on her. I spent some licking her, sucking her clit and was allowed to do some gentle fingering too, after several minutes she was groaning and holding herself open. I concentrated on applying as much pressure as I could with my tongue and she groaned something I couldn't understand (but I knew what was about to happen :) ) and pushed back on me, lifting her bum off the bed as she came.

I reckoned it was my turn, so stood up and asked her to suck me. She was smiling as she stroked my cock, there were a couple of condoms in their wrappers on a small chest of drawers by the end of the bed, I was expecting her to open one of those but instead took an unwrapped one out of what looked like an old Saxa salt container! That was a first for me, but it felt OK as she put it on and then started to suck me. After a short time she stopped, put some lube on herself & lay back on the bed. I went on top, I actually had a bit of struggle entering her and lost a bit of hardness, but then I was inside her. After a few strokes my penis was fully erect again, I was sliding in and out easily, enjoying the feelings. I took it fairly slowly to begin with, I was aware that I hadn't cum for a few days & didn't want to lose control too soon.

Lisa was sighing and starting to grip me, a while later she started to groan and mutter again & then came, giving me a thumbs up afterwards! I laughed and said that I had a feeling she might be going to cum again. We carried on fucking, I was thrusting deeper now, putting more pressure on her, she was very wet now and I could feel her starting to twitch down there, a little while later she groaned like before. By now I was getting close, I told her I was going to have to cum soon & started pounding her. I felt it starting, Lisa was muttering something again and might have had another orgasm herself but I was enjoying my own by that point, filling the condom deep inside her. Felt great, a real release, we were both laughing about it afterwards, as I just about managed to avoid collapsing on top of her.

When I'd recovered, I pulled out so we could clean up. The condom with a teat full of my semen got another thumbs-up from Lisa, in fact more leaked out of my cock as she used wet wipes on me. I got dressed, Lisa put on a robe, so I guess she was going to take a shower when I had gone. Left at around the 30 minute mark.

I enjoyed this a lot. Lisa gave a good service and had fun herself too, the place seemed much better than before too. Good VFM but you to be prepared to take pot luck!

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Scotland / Luna - Glasgow Escort Agency - Glasgow
« by hunters on May 18, 2026, 11:14:56 pm »
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New girl at GEA. When her profile came up I was keen to get a punt. She looked like the kind I go for, slim, early 20's, model type figure.

I was tempted to book the hour but decided to got for 30min since it was the first punt with her and I could always go back for more. Usually arrangement for booking the GEA flat. Door open with no one there and then her head pops out from behind. I describe her as "pretty" lots of freckles, her hair was frizzy and tied back, she had a jumper and jeans on. To some it might look like she wasn't making much of an effort but I liked the girl next door look, the lingerie can get a bit boring and not as much fun to take off.

I asked her for a GFE and if she kissed, she said something like OK but no tongues. So we had a kiss and cuddle and i stripped her off, I found it quite sexy removing her jumper and taking her jeans and pants down. She does have a lot of moles, freckles and dark spots on her body which have all been retouched in her pictures. She has small tits, I'd say more like an a cup, nipples hardened up on sucking. Then i laid her on the bed for a bit of pussy licking, smoothly shaved I stated licking away then noticed a bit of congelled blood at the base of her crack, this put me off a bit as I wasn't sure whether to mention it or not, I licked a bit more but stopped when I started to taste blood. Flipped her over and had a bit of a play with her bum. I ask her for oral and she seemed a bit unsure, said she would lick the tip but no CIM. I was hoping for something in between, but she did as she said and it was a turn on so I didn't push it. Time was getting on so I asked for sex in doggies. After coming and pulling out, she noticed the blood on the condon and apologised, explaining that she was changing her contraceptive to injections and couldn't do much about that.

She is very passive, like Nadia, doesn't do much to turn you on, bit waits for instructions.

I'm giving her a neutral but I might go back in a while once her period is sorted out and she might have a bit more experience.

PROs - pretty face, nice figure, nice pussy (ignoring the blood)

CONs - seemed to be on her period, lots of moles and spits, very passive, not trying to be sexy.

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Scotland / SIRENA GORGEOUS - Glasgow
« by Cityfan1880 on May 18, 2026, 10:59:26 pm »
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Made an appointment with her that she didn't honour, then replied to me when she was done with the person she double booked me with apologising, I agreed to a later time, gave me a postcode but not an address saying she could see me in 15 mins, and she disappeared again. I informed her I'm probably more than 15 mins away from her and would need an address and I don't believe she'l answer if I text her in 15 mins. Which I was right about.

We can joke as much as we like about her comms like it's cute but I don't care how "amazing" she is, she's fucking people about, and ruined my night. Wasted my time long enough that I couldn't book anyone else, I had a rare night to myself/free time and it went wasted. She texted me all apologies after the second failed attempt saying a client wouldn't leave which is why she couldn't see me, not acknowledging the fact that the client she was blaming was there at a time she confirmed with me.

She was eager to rebook but it gets to a point I'm put off completely if you fuck me about. She has no idea how to conduct business at all. Not interested anymore. Also costing other WGs as I'd have def met someone else if I knew this wasn't happening. Won't be "trying again." Could never be me trying for 2 months with someone who repeatedly fucked me about.

She's really nothing special, bog standard Brazillian covered in shite tattoos, and a conveyor belt of first-come-first serve/whoever happens to turn up first - she prob has no idea who's who when they turn up or which number shes texted the address to or not.

Clearly has 0 respect for punters.

ps her 1 positive recent review is from a guy who had to suffer this for 2 months to finally see her - take from that what you will.

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South West / Maya Love xx, Bristol
« by Wildcat7 on May 18, 2026, 10:51:24 pm »
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Meet was actually quite a while ago and I'm somewhat struggling to remember some of the detail. I don't think she's been reviewed as yet though, so I'll go for it.

Paid £200 for an hour BUT I had to send her a £50 deposit via bank transfer up front. I know that would put most people off but I guess I just had a good vibe from the comms and frankly I really fancied her! I took a chance and happily it worked out for me fine.

Meet was at one of the normal hotels that I'm sure many of you have been to. She operates a bit differently, in that we agreed a mutually convenient location and time and she then booked a room, hence the deposit I guess. I think she put on the green AW light after I left.

Pictures are recent and representative, but I found her to be more way attractive in person to be honest. She was welcoming and friendly and happy to chat (I like a bit of banter etc). She's led (IMO) an interesting life and we spent some time before and after chatting. She evidently also does dom stuff - not my thing but I can guess that she'd be good at it.  You can see from the profile that she's mixed Asian/white Australian and she really has a great look about her. Fit and toned but with nice curves and some great tattoos.

Services:
Kissing - Light french kissing was sensual and available though out the meet. She was also ok with nipple sucking etc - she honestly has the nicest pair of augmented breasts that I've ever had the pleasure to get my hands on.
Oral both ways - This is where I gets a bit foggy.. I think only OW was on offer but from memory it was delivered with enthusiasm and well above my average experience. She was happy to sit on my face and also 69, she was perfectly clean.
Sex - covered as expected, went through doggie, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and missionary. She was happy to let me take the lead on positions and was very accommodating.

Quick clean up and we spent some time cuddling and chatting before a shower was offered and taken. 

Would I return? Absolutely, she's incredibly attractive and was fully engaged through the entire meet, so it was a very solid positive for me.

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West Midlands / Alluring-Alicia, Birmingham
« by Wildcat7 on May 18, 2026, 10:47:56 pm »
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Meet was circa 3 months ago. Paid £200 for one hour. Comms weren't quite as quick as I'm used to but we got the arrangements sorted ok.

Meet was at her flat - modern block of flats, not too far to the west of the city centre. Flat was a bit chaotic but didn't put me off. There was a flatmate in another room who left part way through the meet, again was no bother to me.

Pictures are recent and representative, but I found her to be more attractive in person to be honest. She was welcoming and friendly and happy to chat (I like a bit of banter etc).

Services:
Kissing - only light kissing on lips was on offer, which was disappointing as she has french kissing on her list. She said that she's not keen on tongues.. The kissing was sensual and available though out the meet though. She was also ok with nipple sucking etc.
Oral both ways - OWO was delivered with enthusiasm and well above my average experience. She was happy to sit on my face and also 69, she was perfectly clean.
Sex - covered as expected, went through doggie, reverse cowgirl and cowgirl.

She cleaned me up and we spent some time cuddling and chatting before a shower was offered and taken. I left circa 10-15 mins over time, so she isn't a clock-watcher.

Would I return? Sure, if I was in the area. I wouldn't put it in my 'top tier' of meets but it was definitely up there as a solid positive experience.

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North West / Jesica - Manchester
« by BigBoyJ on May 18, 2026, 10:42:15 pm »
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Met with Jesica at a nice apartment in Blackfriars. £90 for 30mins No extras paid for, but more on that later.
Owo, protected sex, anal, 69 rimming on her, arse fingering

Location

Nice little apartment in Blackfriars, Ive been here before and pumped a Brazilian, so must be a good touring spot. Shower available and used, clean.

Girl

Attractive, in good shape and most importantly VERY pleasant, to the point where it got uncomfortable at times but once I realised she was just really trying to please it put me at ease and I had a good time.

Action

Started off with a shower then dried off, straight into kissing which was not to my taste, like others have said it is very strange but persevered and she then quickly dropped down and started giving me some unreal OWO.

Its safe to say that this girl can swallow a cock… she took me deep and choked herself, facefucked herself, sloppy gagged, swirled her tongue on the tip and straight back into deep deep throating.  Very good. Ive never facefucked someone before but with it being a first meet I didnt want to ask the question, get knocked back and kill the mood, so I let her work.

Onto 69 and I worked hard to get her off and she started getting wet. Flipped her over, pinned her legs back and started licking her arse and fingering her. She stops me and puts on finger condoms (never seen these before?) she gets more vocal then takes my 2 fingers and guides them into her arse. Starting off slow, then before you know it im knuckle deep and finger blasting her tight little arse.

More owo where I get pretty close so quickly say I want to fuck. She says something along the lines if “front door or back door” which I didnt quite here so I said back door and she beds over a guides me into her pussy???? God knows what was said if it wasnt that!

Im fucking her pussy nice and deep, she is getting vocal and giving some nice dirty talk. I try my luck and tell her i want to fuck her tight little arse.

“Thats extra”, little bit of back and forth and she says its “£30”, I only have 20 so say its ok ill leave it. Next news she guides me into her arse while her legs are pinned back behind her head. I start off slow again and build up the pace. Her breathing increases, she asks for it harder and wants me to “cum deep inside my little hole” which I did, ballsdeep and it was awesome.

Now the kicker. I go to get the £20 as I didnt understand what happened and she refused to take it and offered me a massage. I declined baring in mind I was already in the room past the 30 minutes mark so didnt want to take the piss.

Overall

Very pleasant girl and good looking with a nice body and possibly the best punt ive had in terms of service and VFM.

I dont normally revisit WGs as this is a numbers game for me but I think I may pay her another visit as it was a good punt!

Overall

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Yorkshire & the Humber / JJ @ sabai sabai leeds
« by wakefieldlad13 on May 18, 2026, 09:08:00 pm »
This took place this weekend prior to the Leeds game

Circumstance had it that i was extremely early for the game and decided to see if i could get into Sabai sabai for a pre match R&T

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I called, hands free of course, but didnt recognise the voice

Is that Yaya i asked, no she not here, you want booking was the reply

Oh, ok i said, follwed by, can i come at x time

Yes ok, was the answer but before she hung up, i asked her name

JJ, she said, followed by, asking my name and then, see you soon

I wasnt aware of a JJ working in Leeds and hoped that it would be this one External Link/Members Only whom is quite well reviewed on here

Unfortunately not, but i was not disappointed



On arrival i was greeted by JJ

Young, maybe mid 20s at the most, she was dressed in tight leggings and a tight cropped gym top which showed her figure off to a tee, slim, maybe a 6, 32a mabye a bit more and a butt cheek gorge capable of parking your bike in

Good English and came across as extremely confident


So, firstly i do recognise this girl from somewhere, but i dont know where and definitely NOT for services

She actually reminds me of the daughter of a shop girl im familiar with, both for services and socially, the only thing there is that i havent seen the daughter, whom i will call X, for maybe 5 years and thought she was in Thailand, not only that but she would be 18 tops, maybe even a little younger!

JJ, whilst definitely a young un, would be mid 20s, possibly a little younger, and definitely over 18, BUT i couldnt get girl X out of my mind

JJ asked how i like my massage and proceeded to deliver an extremely competent massage, thorough enough to be therapeutic and certainly seemed to be trained, so much so that i will definitely return

At about 25mins in, still on my front, JJ asked if i would want extra, in normal circumstances, at this i would have attempted to take control, i would have tested the water to see what would be on offer, BUT i couldnt get girl X out of my mind and chose to to see how things would naturally develop



Yes i replied, and said no more, JJ continued with the massage for another 10 - 15 mins and then asked me to turn
She proceeded to massage legs and arms and then just said, hand job yes, again i chose to roll with it and replied ok

JJ then started to gently caress all around the area what matters before saying, 20 extra ok, yes was my reply and seconds later i was on the receiving end of a very good HJ, perfect touch, a near perfect combination and variations of speed and head teasing, resulting soon after with me shooting my lot

JJ dint stop immediately, she continued to gently coax out any remnants of cum from my body, and all done with the skill of someone whom maybe twice her age

At this point JJ asked if i wanted a shower which i accepted, and though this wasnt assisted, JJ did assist in drying me off
Once dry, i dressed, handed over the 20 and was on my way, i had been in there a couple of minutes short of the full hour, which i would say was great timing on her behalf

I was kicking myself as i made my way back to my car, why didnt i probe her to see if more was available, FFS, i know i had girl X on my mind BUT im certain girl X would be younger and im certain i would have known if she was working in a shop, more so as her mum is a mamasan

Anyway, thats enough waffle, to summarise

I had a really good and competent massage which was complemented with a superb hand job to finish at a total cost of £70, yes i would return for the massage alone, but when i return i will do an Oliver and aske for more

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North West / Nina Serra - Manchester
« by raging_bull on May 18, 2026, 09:05:12 pm »
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Not sure wtf is going on, but when I try to see this girls previous reviews on here they seem to say 'The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you.'

I saw her a few months ago when she was touring and in Manchester. At the time, I could see the reviews. Fuck knows what's happened.

Anyway, here goes nothing.

Location
Hotel in Central Manchester

Price
£120 for 30 mins (this seems to vary depending on where she is)

The Girl
Her face is the absolute epitome of girl next door, but one you fall in love with instantly. The type of girl you see working at a supermarket and can't stop thinking about her. She's beautiful, but also kind of plain. Hard to explain, but kind of like a girl who is both in and out of your league at the same time. It's all personal taste, but I found her face extremely attractive.

Body wise. She's slightly overweight, but still fit as fuck. With a bit of internet literacy, you can see what she used to look like a few years back, she was very petite. Her old look is my preferred body type, and I'd love to have fucked her then. However, she's still sexy as fuck. I like most body types tbh, so I still found her sexy. Lovely tits and she carries her curves well.

Lots of tattoos and a very interesting lady. We definitely bonded over a mutual taste in music

The Action
We got down to it with some nice deep FK, really passionate with lots of tongue. I felt up her big tits and undressed her. She was really enthusiastic and smiley throughout. After getting her kit off, she got on her knees for OWO. Really decent and looked amazing seeing that pretty little face look up at me whilst gobbling my cock.

She jumped on top for a bit and I groped those massive tits as she grinded on my cock. She didn't mind a bit of hands around her neck and fingers in her mouth here. Very sexy and sensual.

Onto missionary. Once again, seeing those lovely natural tits jangling away was fantastic. She was also extremely wet at this point and I could feel her juices seeping around my groin. She seemed to be loving getting smashed as well, dirty bitch.

Doggy style. I gave her a good smashing and she enthusiastically took my full length.

I was ready to blow, so lay down and let her suck me off until I blasted a huge load down her throat. She swallowed the lot

Summary
Nina is a beautiful, enthusiastic naughty little whore. She was one of the wettest SPs I've ever fucked and she gulped down my load with a smile on her face. No complaints. I'd love to fuck her again.

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East Midlands / Chinese massage Leicester city centre
« by REDDEVIL66 on May 18, 2026, 09:01:29 pm »
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            Well after reading mixed reviews on google and seeing lesta lestas review on here my curiosity for Chinese massages around Leicester got the better of me.
           
            Meet happened 2 weeks ago messaged the maid the day before to see who was available and they said they had a 26 year old Chinese lady called Miya.
            As is the case it wasn't her but didn't get the other girls name just said no not Miya.
           
           Slept on it overnight then thought what the f**k in for a penny as they say. Rang up and booked in.
            Comms had been good all they way and like others have said it is a bit rundown and could put some off but room was clean and warm and so was the massage
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            The girl id say was about 30 ideal body not too skinny with no mum tum and natural boobs that were a good handful with large nipples as is the norm.
            English was not the best but we got through with slow speaking and sign language.

           The meet cost 110 pounds. This consisted of 50 to the house for the massage and 60 to the girl for the extras which consisted of b2b ow, ro, and he. As is
           the norm with some oral could have been a bit longer but the package wasn't too bad to be fair. b2b was quoted at 40 he at 20 so i got ow for free.

            Would i return no as that's an itch scratched but on leaving i heard another punter negotiating so its probably quite popular despite the bad press it gets
             Hope this is informative and helpful as I've given an honest opinion but its still down to everyone's preference and taste.   

 

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East Midlands / Gemma - Victoria House - Lutterworth
« by TheSimpleton on May 18, 2026, 07:46:48 pm »
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Lady: Gemma
Location: Lutterworth, Leicestershire
Price: £25 on door, £120 to lady
Duration: 1hr
When: Wednesday 13th May

Had an itch in the pants for more than just a HJ. Phoned VH to see who was on. Had a look on the website and Gemma caught my eye. Booked in for a hour.

Parked nearby in the free carpark and walked through the door. Paid the door fee and went upstairs to wait in the communal waiting room. No one was there, although it is a strange experience. It was my first time at VH so this weirded me out a bit. One guy came out of a room and hid his face from me immediatley.

A few minutes later, Gemma called me by name and asked me to follow her. She's beautiful! Great breasts, an amazing figure and probably the best ass I have seen in a long time. She's a pretty girl too with long brown hair. Slightly (by a fraction) bigger than her pics.

We got into the room, she closed the door and we started to kiss, she started to undress me while we did and before I knew it, her hand was in by boxers playing with my cock. I proceeded to undress her while we kissed and soon enough we were both naked, bar her stockings which she said were a pain in the ass.

We got on to the bed where we kissed some more while our hands explored. Gemma wanked me well focussing on the head, my hands were down by her pussy which was VERY wet she said she doesn't like fingers put inside, which I was ok with. She asked me to go slow as she said I was going to make her cum. She put a condom on me and did some VERY good OW. By now I was rock hard. Gemma said she wanted to feel me inside her and I asked her for reverse cowgirl. Her ass bouncing on my hard cock was a sight to behold. She was dripping all over me while my thumb teased her asshole, applying slight pressure, she seemed to enjoy it. This went on for a about 10 mins. She asked me to take her from behind, which I was dying to do anyway...she's got an ass that just wants pounding! So we moved to doggy and I fucked her from behind she didn't last long...she put her hands behind her back while I held them to fuck her harder while she came on my cock. I soon followed.

We kissed a bit more and I gave her perfect breasts a good suck. Finally we chatted about TV shows we both seem to like. Got dressed, paid Gemma and left a very happy man after my first visit to VH.

Gemma is fairly new to VH but she's for sure a stunning lady. I will definitely be visiting her again soon.

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North West / Honey - GFE Bury
« by samtheknob on May 18, 2026, 07:38:44 pm »
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I have seen Honey a few times in the past few months. She is a very good looking lady. My preference is for GFE which Honey delivers to great effect. She is responsive and easy to talk to, a great kisser and energetic. Enthusiastic oral. Highly recommended. GFE ladies Honey, Antonia, Scarlett and Leanne - all of whom I’ve seen more than once are all attractive and responsive. GFE is the only parlour that delivers services at the same levels as my old time favourite haunts Sandys, Cheshire In-calls and the Wonderlounge.

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East England / Kylie Twin Girl - Cambridge
« by simon07 on May 18, 2026, 07:33:30 pm »
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In Cambridge. Communications were better this time and they remembered to put a hyphen between flats 4-18 residential block and i was able to find the true flat having been there before. A duo with the twins was raised and i rejected it as replies were vague and it turned i had a better time seeing them separately. It was a long trek and i was confident on seeing them. £160 for 60 minutes.

I was able to see both girls together before i started for a quick chat and kiss. Madison welcomed me warmly. To tell difference, Madison has tattooes on her right outer leg and thigh, whereas Kylie has them on the left lower leg and thigh. My head ached from trying to spot the differences in face and body. Above the left breast they have the same tattoo. On their buttocks they have different words. I am glad i saw them as i could easily been switched with a different twin and I would not know the difference. I got the feeling that they do not want to be in same room for duos. They both wore lovely lingerie with a short silky different coloured wrap.

Kylie is a pretty blue eyed 25 year old uni student, again facially 8, size 8 figure, 5ft 6in and small natural breasts just like her sister. We got on well with DFK and i got lots of them. It’s odd how similar to her sister her reaction was to breasts licking, nipple licking/sucking, pussy attention etc. We did 69 and she sat on me and i made her close to cumming. Her OW was actually very good (OWO is not available and it did not matter to me). With Cowgirl she came. Then my turn in other positions and i came in Mish. Rest and a cuddle and then a shower and leave.

This was always a bucket list thing and seeing Madison and now Kylie have been grand highlights. They are up there with my best ever punts. I think they are around for one more day. This Polish agency has been fantastic though i never got a reliable consistent time for Lexi and so never saw her. Wow, amazing women.

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£110 for 30 mins

Meet took place in a service station hotel off the A1M.

So, absolutely not my usual type of lady. For starters I am not a fan of tats so this was a leftfield punt for me. There was and still is something I like about her.
Easy comms all done by text and I ended up having re arranging for earlier than originally planned as was very keen. I have visited this hotel many times so knew the score. On arriving at her room she just looked at me and said "so you are going to give me a right good seeing to then are you" there was a cheeky twinkle in her eye and it set the tone.

There was no kissing which was a shame, I think she might and if we meet again I will check that one.

I think she has lost a lot of weight, her face and upper body were slim as were her lower legs. She is one of those ladies that just oozes sex and has a genuinely cheeky smile. I get the feeling that there isn't much off limits - I didn't explore that theory but would like to. She gave great OWO and we had great sex in multiple positions. I don't often finish with intercourse and she was fine with that, she finished me off by hand while also fingering herself. It was a lovely sight!

We chatted for a while and I left on my merry way.
No hesitation in seeing her again, I might save it for when I am feeling like a bit of kink as I reckon she would be great.

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Yorkshire & the Humber / CurvyGoddessC - Sheffield
« by Mountain Goat on May 18, 2026, 06:38:15 pm »
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£100 for 30 mins

I was travelling through Sheffield and saw Charlotte's profile. Right up my street - curvy with a bush, what is not to like. Booking was straightforward and before long I arrive at the location given. Told to phone which I did and given very specific instructions about where to go. Turns out she had a line of sight and was checking me out when walking to the flat.

Through the door and pleased with the lady infront of me. She won't be to everyone's taste as she's very much girl next door and down to earth. she isn't a glam puss. However, bank on my type.
Stripped off and she was in some nice underwear which duly came off. She gave me superb OWO and checked in regularly to make sure everything was OK. I returned the favour and spent ages down there as I love a bush.
On the condom and into mish then doggy. I kind of lost my rhythm  - my fault entirely. She did her very best to get me going again but i knew sex wasn't going to work for me  - so she went for oral and hand which soon had me back in the groove. we finished off with mutual masturbation.

All in all a veyr enjoyable 30 mins. She is a very welcoming and down to earth lady and would happily see her again. I imagine she can get veyr naughty if you wanted her to.

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West Midlands / shelley50 - Dudley
« by Mountain Goat on May 18, 2026, 06:28:47 pm »
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I'll keep this brief.
All arranged by text pretty last minute as was let down on a previous arrangement.

I fancied a busty MILF type and Shelley seemed to fit the bill.

The flat she works from is very much her home, clear instructions given even where to park. I don't like this approach as I think it sets you up but as it was allocated flat parking then I went with it.

In through the door with no fuss, she's a slim , busty (bolt ons) milf who clearly is much older than stated age but looked good for it. A LOT of talk and chatter which mostly went over my head. Tbh I should have walked as I knew she wasn't going to do it for me - it was all very mechanical. Stripped off, but of hand action and then condom on and into mish. Again I should have given up there and then as just lost interest. There was no energy from her just talk.

Eventually settled for a very paint by numbers handjob and off  I went.

My guess is YMMV and some will have a great punt with her.
It was relatively cheap so going neutral.

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North West / BunnyyBlondee - Westhoughton
« by jim01997 on May 18, 2026, 05:31:57 pm »
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Comms : a nightmare to get a hold of on AW. Had nearly given up. Once she sent over her number it was relatively straightforward.

Price/duration : £170 / 1 hour

Accommodation: it's been noted on several review that it's a bit cluttered, but it's not dirty. Room had a bed and TV, but clothes went on the floor.

Girl : without face pictures it's hard to say for definite but would say it's her in the photos. She's not stick thin or toned, but a decent body on her. Her tits are fake, but really well done and facially she's quite attractive. She states her age is 27 and that seems about right

Meet
This happened about a month or so ago. Getting initial contact was a pin but once she had sent over her number it was a lot easier.
Parking was on the side street and there was plenty of spaces to park. It was during the day as well so didn't seem too dodgy.
Parked up and messaged to say I was here. Got the reply to come over. There is a ring doorbell if that worries anyone, but the door opened as I walked up with the usual hiding behind the door. Greeted by Bunny and followed her up the stairs. She was wearing a matching bra and panties set and looked decent
Handed over the cash and she counted it whilst I got undressed. Hour was filled with plenty of kissing, owo, to, fingering and sex in multiple positions. Finished off with owo and CIM. She did spit it out but doesn't have swallow on her likes. Cleaned up and had a chat. She seems quite chilled.

Summary
She's an attractive girl who's quite enthusiastic and is happy to please. Would definitely return but it is a bit of a trek. She's on the expensive side compared to some of the Thai's out there.

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West Midlands / HOT THAI EMILY - Redditch
« by blindside7 on May 18, 2026, 05:30:23 pm »
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Comms - Was passing through Redditch, saw she was available, fired off a text. Got a really swift and detailed response with what was essentially a menu. Service and price agreed. £80 h/h. I've been quite forgetful and haven't written this review until about 4 weeks after the meet. I'm fairly sure OWO is an extra.

Venue - Aim for Redditch Train Station and you're not far out. There are a couple of pay and display car parks within walking distance, but she actually offers an allocated off-road car parking space at the venue and, if you're lucky, there'll be on-road parking too.

The Girl - I generally don't understand the interest in Thai girls in terms of looks, but, there was something about Emily that drew me to her. She is slim and petite without being ridiculously skinny. Good set of bolt ons. Her spoken English isn't brilliant (better than my Thai, mind), so if you're after a conversation, perhaps try elsewhere.

Service - OW was good, cowgirl was very good, finished in doggy, which was also good.

Summary - No complaints at all though. Would i return? Absolutely, and i have since for a couple of 15 min P&Ds (basically the same as above but just quicker and priced at £60), which is what sparked my memory that i'd forgotten to review the initial meet.

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Yorkshire & the Humber / FeralG26x - Morley
« by TrampZ on May 18, 2026, 04:32:43 pm »
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Not a nice person, arranged a meet, radio silence and just wants you to send monies to see some of her personal stuff.

Don't waste your time attempting anything with her....

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£80.00 1 hour

After an eternity of trying to arrange a meet with this one, since her only UKP review by Tomb233 which was in November, the stars aligned and I was in. Her comms have been terrible - since her review in November I have had meetings arranged twice - the first time I arrived at the location after being provided with full details and address, only to be met with radio silence. Texted, called, nada. So went home with my tails between my legs and let her know by text that it was a poor show to ghost someone at point of meet. She texted back at 3am at night saying she texted me two hours before the meet to cancel, oddly the text to cancel also came through at the same time, ie middle of night 15 hours later. I gave her the benefit of the doubt though and after numerous messages, which mostly went unanswered or replied to hours/days later, we arranged another meet for a Monday - she said text her the day before to remind her so I did and, again, nothing. Really annoying.

This should have been enough for me to delete her number, but I went to Poland earlier this year (read about my adventures in the Punting Abroad section) and enjoyed the East European massages on offer, as an alternative to the Thai offerings I usually indulge in here, so was determined to arrange a meet with Lucy. Eventually, we spoke on the phone and arranged a meet at her flat in Heaton. Note her vivastreet advert is on and off all the time, so keep checking and be prepared to descend into text hell trying to arrange something.

So, I duly arrived at her place and after a convoluted process to find her flat, I let myself straight in, as per her instructions. She is pretty - I wouldn't give her 10/10 as per the last review, she has a little bit of weight around the midriff area, her body isn't toned like Gina at Hansa or ZaZa at Hua Hin. She's 28, Polish, and speaks perfect English, really chatty although did say she'd be led by my energy so would be quiet if I was etc... really nice girl. I know from the advert that it was HJ only, no BJ or sex. What was really disappointing though was the lack of contact allowed, basically could touch her arse and legs but no pussy, no boob touching, no back touching (randomly). I do like to get feely with a girl, so this was frustrating as I wanted to get my hands on her natural tits (she's having a boob job later this year and also embarking on a body transformation this year). I even asked would repeat business grant more access to her, but it was a definitive no.

She did apologise for the terrible comms, said most of her business is repeat clients, and thanked me for persevering. She showed me her phone with 2000 unread messages to show how many contacts she receives, and promised to save me as a contact to ensure a more efficient and reliable communication stream should I visit again.

The massage was good, however. She's a really good masseuse - lots of oil, lots of side way body slides, being careful to keep her pussy out of reach (not that I would have had a feel anyway, I respected the rules), lots of light tickling strokes which got me hard. On the turn more massage - no pussy slides or tit wank. After a while she maneouvered herself between my legs and wanked me off expertly until I came. After a quick clean up there was another 20 mins of massage before wiping down with a paper towel and the offer of a shower. Her flat is really nice, spotlessly clean and warm. Offered water which was a nice touch.

I was toying with a neutral for this review, given the poor comms and restricted physical touching, but went with a positive as her ad clearly states HJ only and the previous review said touching was limited, so I was sort of expecting it. Glad to have seen her, and for £80.00 for an hour it is good vfm and makes a nice change to a Thai. However, I don't think I'll be back - in hindsight I'd rather spend £40.00 more and have more hands on and reciprocal fun with the quality girls we currently have in the Thai shops around here.

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South East / ChanelHighClass - Southampton
« by nawtybutniceboy on May 18, 2026, 04:07:46 pm »
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Had a few hours to kill, so decided to see what was on offer in Southampton on a Sunday in May. Slim pickings as usual and most of the offering was dire.

Stumbled across this one and decided to give it a go. £150 for the hour or £100hh, so I went for the hour which is out of character for me when trying out an unknown SP.

I was more than pleasantly surprised having overcome the initial comms problems:

Chanel wanted a video call before I set off, which was OK and gave me the confidence that I wasn't about to be catfished by an ugly troll. First time for a video call for me.

However, she had already provided the address and the door was open. She then messaged me a flat number that didn't relate to the block and mentioned a different door colour and street number.

I'm not sure how she managed a Whatsapp video call, when she seemingly had someone else managing the rest of the comms.

Having finally retreated a couple of doors down the road, I found the right place and got the magic opening door treatment.

Behind it was a very fit 26 year old (so she said, but looked younger - the profile declared 25). She was around 5'3ish with a smiley face and a great pair of Brazil's finest bolt ons (if that's your thing!).

She stashed the cash and quickly whipped off the clothes before coming over for a fondle and snog. I was expecting limited kissing based on the last review, but she surprised me with a passionate FK (not deep though).

Once on the bed, she did the typical Brazillian bagging of a floppy cock, without making an effort to get it hard first. Her oral efforts coupled with cuddling and kissing soon sorted that out. She spent some time pushing her enormous chebs hard into my face and demanding I licked her nipples. It would've been rude not to!

She applied plenty of lube and jumped on top. She was very tight and I enjoyed the sight and feel of her bouncing away. Every so often she leant in for more kissing and rubbed those great tits against my chest or face.

After a while I got her to swap into mish, and she lifted her legs back to allow deep access. This girl loves to fuck and I enjoyed pacing myself for a while.

Once I'd finished in the bag, she cleaned me up and gave me a reasonable 10 minute back massage, followed by an oily hand job. We lay there for a while whilst I recovered from round one and had another go.

I couldn't finish a second time, but not for want of trying. Could've done with another half hour to recover first!

In summary I got a great GFE and spent a few minutes chatting via translate - her english was good enough whilst shagging, but my zero Portuguese didn't help when discussing where she was heading and when she might be back touring in Southampton (3/4 weeks after a turn in Brighton, apparently!).

I think I might actually go back for a second visit, which wasn't what I expected to be the conclusion whilst booking.

If I was to give any constructive criticism it would be the lack of (advertised) RO and fingering - usually a deal breaker for me. I don't know what her view was on either as we didn't discuss prior or partake. I will ask next time.

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Scotland / Malu Wimper - Paisley
« by chuck_88 on May 18, 2026, 04:00:08 pm »
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Duration - 30 minutes
Cost - £80, usual extras are available at £20 each but didn't want any of them, just wanted a wham bam thank you mam experience.
Location - New build flat in Paisley near the McDonalds just off the M8.

Communication and Set Up

Woke up with the horn one morning and decided to check out who was available on AW.  Found Malu's page and checked her out on here.  She had 1 negative review as part of a duo, there was nothing else review wise for her.  She seemed to have pretty strong feedback on AW however, and I really liked the look of her so decided to risk it.  Sent her a message asking if she was available in a couple of hours time and she messaged me back straight away to arrange a time - sorted.

Location

Flat was in Paisley in a new build development just off the main road that runs past McDonalds near the M8 junction.  Plenty parking was available and lift available in block to take you to her floor.

Arrival / Impression

Messaged to say i had arrived in car park and she messaged back with apartment number. 

Headed on up and Malu answered the door in black sports bra and black knickers.  She's an attractive latino for sure, long black hair, slim body, enhanced tits and a pretty face. 

Age wise i would place her mid to late 20's.  She has braces in her mouth, she told me she is hoping to have them out shortly. 

Overall I was happy with how she looked and she is a fair resemblance of her photographs on her profile.  Very chatty and friendly vibe from her and chatted for a minute or two before we got down to business.

As soon as I had arrived she said she had a friend and asked if I wanted a threesome.  I decided against it, didn't know who the other girl was or what she looked like and didn't want to end up in a situation where I would have to give her the KB if I didn't fancy the look of her.  Might have been a bit awkward.  I think the option will be there for anyone who pays her a visit.  Would be handy to know who she works with, I can't quite figure it out on AW.

One thing that annoyed me was her phone kept going off during the meet, turn the fuckin thing on silent.

The Action

Pretty boring and vanilla action, hadn't paid for French kissing so never got any, perhaps in hindsight I should have. 

Malu gave me a pretty uninspiring OW which only lasted a couple of minutes before she was wanting to get condom on me. 

Asked me what way I wanted to fuck her in, told her I was tired and wanted her to do all the work.  She rode me in CG for a bit then RCG then said now your turn to fuck me.  Wasn't really what I was hoping for but when a hot young Spanish girl demands that you "fuck me baby" then its hard to resist.

I pounded away in missionary for a bit and then doggy but I was sweating buckets, the heat in the room was insane and had to stop at this point as I was so warm. 

She opened a window and we took a breather, I had intended to go back to fucking her but I decided nah fuck it, so just got her to whip the condom off and give me a HJ to completion.  Her HJ was exceptional, really good technique and my dick felt really good in her hand, wasn't long before I shot my load all over fake tits.

I made to put my clothes on but as I still had 10 mins or so on the clock, she insisted I stay for a massage.  Bit of a waste of time this, her phone kept going and she would take her hands off to read the message and then reply before starting the massage again.  This happened 2 or 3 times and I decided nah fuck it, I've got what I came for - time to boost.

Got dressed and said my goodbyes with my balls feeling much lighter.

Conclusion

Good value for money this.  Lovely friendly and attractive Spanish girl, sex and OW wasn't anything to write home about but that was just as much on as me as it was on her - The room was just too fuckin warm for me. She has a lovely body and nice fake tits and is pretty to look at.   Her HJ was superb. 

I probably wouldn't make a point of returning unless I was at a loose end, had plenty better punts but also plenty worse.  A solid 7/10 for me.











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East Midlands / Jodie Genesis - Nottingham
« by Longshot on May 18, 2026, 03:46:06 pm »
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£15 door fee
£70 in the room
£85 h/h total

Really good time here.  Jodie was mid 20s good looking, great body and perfect boobs!

Opted for massage and HE, and she gave me a blowie just for fun :D. She had a great attitude throughout, kept it sexy and good humoured. Definitely worth a revisit.

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North West / Maddy.xx - preston
« by Salford chap on May 18, 2026, 03:45:35 pm »
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price - £70 15 mins

location - flat block near lidl in preston, not the nicest but clean and fit for purpose

comms - quick replies and easy to sort

looks - good looking girl, very pretty. very slim body, small natural tits but a nice a nice pair, not a big arse but very nice

action - started with some kissing before moving on to the bj. decent blowjob, she really goes for it with the deepthroat and i could feel her teeth at points when she was frantically gagging on my cock but it was never uncomfortable, lots of spit and didnt use her hand much. didnt realise until after but i was with her just over half an hour and the bj itself lasted probably a good 25 mins, she made a comment that i lasted a while but didnt complain and definitely wasnt a clock watcher or id have been kicked out long before i finished. eventually came in her mouth and she swallowed.

overall - good bj from an attractive woman, would probably return

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Yorkshire & the Humber / -BRITISH-LACEY- Wakefield
« by Trin on May 18, 2026, 03:36:04 pm »
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Booked the day before the planned meet and coms all good and prompt with a hotel in Wakefield named as the venue. I probably made a mistake not confirming on the morning of the punt but i have never had this problem before.

Anyway i turned up in good time at the hotel and texted i was ready but no reply. Several further texts and calls all ignored even though her green light was still on. So i was basically ghosted.

Several days later i have still had no coms from her with an explanation. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

However every cloud has a silver lining and plan B came up trumps! :drinks:

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East Midlands / Su and Nin Ya Thai Spa - Rugby
« by unknownking123 on May 18, 2026, 03:13:21 pm »
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Called and booked an appointment for 1 hour.

Location is easy to get to and there's a large car park nearby. Paid £55 for the hour at the reception desk. Mentioned I'd been there before even though I hadn't. Took off my shoes downstairs and led to a room.

Think it was room 3. The lady was fairly large and curvy (size 10-12 I'm guessing). She left the room whilst I got ready. I stripped off and lay naked on the massage table/bed.

The massage was fairly firm and quite good. Not sensual at all and no cock swipes or attention to the cock. Not much chat during it. There was a person next door in conversation however couldn't make any of it out due to the music and walls. She mentioned her name and I think it was Waan.

After turning over, she put a hand on my cock and asked if I wanted that massaging too. £30 - HJ/£50 - topless/£80 - B2B offered. I was in two minds however my cock ruled and I opted for the B2B and agreed to £70. She stripped off and she had a large tattoo on her left side of her body/leg. She offered to let me suck on her tits and was happy for me to play with her pussy. I asked about covered sex and blowjobs but she offers neither. She tried to jack me off really quickly and it was a bit sore so I told her to slow down. After finishing, she cleaned me up and we both got changed, and I gave her the cash. As I was leaving, I saw a fairly petite cute women in the 'waiting' room who I would have preferred tbh.

I wouldn't be in a rush to return as its a bit of a trek but I may try again in a few months.

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North West / Harriet21 - Warrington
« by Salford chap on May 18, 2026, 03:09:03 pm »
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Price - £80 blow and go

location - nice hotel in warrington, busy reception area so easy to get by unnoticed 

comms - quick replies and easy to sort, she asked my age and race so maybe theres some people she wont see, when I arrived I think she gave me the wrong directions to find the lift up to her floor, either that or I couldnt follow them correctly. No big deal but if the reception area wasnt busy it could have raised suspicions as I was wandering around cluelessly

looks - really good looking girl, probably the best looking escort ive seen. shes very tall, probably 5 11 maybe pushing 6ft. really slim gym fit body, nice big arse and I don't usually like fake tits but hers were great, probably the best fake pair ive ever seen.

action - bit of a chat to start, nice friendly girl. she then took off her bra to reveal those amazing tits, played with them for a while then a bit of kissing, not really dfk so didnt bother with this too much. onto the bj and this was really good, one of the better ones ive had. she has very good technique. she used her hand and mouth together pretty much the whole bj, wouldve liked her to just use her mouth more and maybe deepthroated a bit more but im nit picking there.

overall - good short session, would probably see her again for longer now i know shes good


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London / Lil Blonde - Camden Town
« by Gapeking on May 18, 2026, 03:07:26 pm »
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Half hour £160 + Anal £50 = £210 (Bank transfer)

Pint sized English girl, takes it up the ass like a champ for such a small girl, would highly recommend sticking it in her bum, switched between the ass and pussy in doggy. Got her poophole to gape, outstanding bumhole. Her pussy was creaming when I was fucking her and she was getting into it.

Would highly recommend a visit, great girl!

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South East / Patricia - Southampton - VS
« by Bilberry on May 18, 2026, 02:50:11 pm »
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Flat, central Southampton, near Marlands Shopping Centre. Perfectly ok.

Cost, originally £120 for 1 hour. Actually delivered, £60 for half hour x2.

Punt was last week.

My objective was to experience a punt with a SW on Vivastreet, which I have been successful with so far. I realise this is a leap into the unknown and god knows what is going to happen, but lets see. Texted "Patricia" at 4pm for a 6pm, 1 hour booking. Coms prompt and efficient but minimalistic. At the postcode, further prompt coms and I'm let into the flats above the shops. "Patricia" opens the door and obviously, it's a different woman. She's mid 20's, quite attractive, slim, fit, a few tattoos, prob Romanian.

I pay her and she asks if I want a duo with her mate. "No thanks" I answer politely.
"You will liker her, she's pretty" says Pat.
"No thanks" again.
"You can see her, she's nice"
I realise I'm not going to get anywhere with this and I am weakening. "How much, is it double?" I ask.
"Yes, but we can do half an hour for the £120"
This is new for me and I'm up for it now. "Ok, let's do it".

Number 2 comes in. She is petite, fit, mid 20's, no tattoos. I like the look of her, she is similar to the pictures in the profile. We all strip off and get on the bed. “Pat” gets to work sucking my dick. Number 2 gets so I can kiss and lick her boobs and generally grope her. It is very nice. After a while I ask them to switch. Number 2 sucks my cock while I am groping and kissing Pats boobs. Number 2 clambers on and begins riding me. It is most pleasurable.

After a while we turn over and I’m able to give number 2 the benefit of my geriatric shagging. After a bit I tell her I’m going to lick her pussy. She wants 69 but then sits on my face. Number 2 has a gorgeous pussy and arse. Pat removes the condom and starts the wanking. Number 2’s arse is in my face with my tongue thrust up her arse hole while Pat is putting loads of lube on my dick and wanking away. It feels great and I’ve still got number 2’s beautiful buttocks, arse and fanny to lick as the wanking gets faster, more lube, I’m pulling that lovely fanny into my mouth, the wanking is incredible and I reach a mind blowing climax.

There is a bit of cleaning up with wipes and both girls just leave the room. We are 15 minutes in and I’m wondering what the hell just happened. After a minute or two, number 2 comes back in. “I take it we are all done here?” I ask. “Yes” she says. As I get dressed, number 2 chats pleasantly, although her English isn’t great. A quick hug and I leave after 20 minutes in total. I don’t see Pat again.

Now, If I was local, I would book them again and try and be a bit more assertive next time. I think I could extract a bit more out of them. There was no OWO and no lip kissing. They were quire business like, but for me it has been a new experience and great fun. Also, I’d say the finish is in my top 10 memorable wanks.

Pros: Both clean, fresh, hygienic. Good coms. Both fit young women and keen enough. Good value, only £120 the lot.
Cons: No banter, no rapport. Felt rushed, eager to get finished. Limited English.

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Scotland / Louise - Irvine
« by dthompson88 on May 18, 2026, 02:05:39 pm »
Thought I'd already posted a review of this one, apparently not.

Saw her a wee while ago. A rare Positive from me.

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Meeting - 1 hour (£140)
Location - discrete and clean flat on side street in Irvine.

Comms - fine and prompt, English fluent. Personality; friendly and accommodating.

The meeting itself - Pics genuine, busty blonde latin good looking. She had on a tight latex dress, which was off as soon as the paperwork was done, big naturals and a juicy round dump truck of an arse (which she started to grind up against my crotch, on with the jimmy hat for a sloppy deep bj and several positions, then for a breather, gave me an oily hj and bj, then back to doggy and then finished off in mish, finished on her tits. Still had 15 mins left, she insisted I stay and get the full hour, so got a relaxing back massage for the remainder. (Which is surprising for a South American WG).

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North West / The Vixen 69. Whiston
« by smit1234 on May 18, 2026, 02:00:08 pm »
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£160 for 60 mins plus £20 CIM

Messaged Gemma a week or so before our planned meet and all arranged very easily. Made my way to the hotel in question and up to her room. Door was unlocked and in I went. Gemma has a fantastic body for someone in her mid 50s and an exceptional arse. Nice kiss on arrival, money changed hands and straight into a wonderful OWO throat fucking session. No holding back and there was spit and other liquids all over her lips and in her hair. Gave her some prior warning before unloading a massive load in her mouth which dribbled out a little before she spat it out

Round 2 was more of the same as the OWO was simply amazing. Finished off with doggy in about 4 or 5 different variations so I could watch her arse in motion. Finished in the bag just under the allotted time

Really really top punt with a nice lady

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