Cost: £140 B2B Massage + HR
Comms: I was passing through Greenwich for a work conference and had clocked this place a couple of times on this forum. Thought I'd pop over for a lunch booking at the end of the morning conference session. Called ahead and opted for an hour massage, didn't pick a girl as I'd never been before.
Venue: This is a high street shop on a very busy high road. Public transport wise, it's probably likeliest station is Maze Hill. Tube quite far from here, probably 20 minutes walk from all the various Greenwich stations. As others have stated, there is a bus stop outside the premises and a set of traffic lights nearby meaning you get plenty of stationary traffic who clearly have a good sight line into the shop. After I'd entered and said I was there for a booking, the girl on reception did ask me to wait in the reception for about a minute or so, which I was fine with, but just flagging that for others very concerned about privacy.
Massage: I was allocated the first girl available, who introduced herself in the room. She was a girl called Nana — Thai, but had been in the UK for decades, so had a charming hybrid of a Thai and English accent. Cropped dyed blonde hair to her shoulders, very smiley and petite, hard to get a sense of her body based on her loose fitting clothes. Very fluent and friendly — she asked me to strip down but to keep my undies on, and to get onto the bed face down with a towel wrapped around my waist. When she left me in the room, I looked around and there is a clear sign on the wall stating along the lines of asking for any sexual services will result in immediate ejection from the premises. This based on the instruction to keep the pants on made my heart sink a little, thinking I'd landed myself in a genuine establishment...
Nana returned and proceeded to give me a decent massage. She asked where I felt weakness etc and then I really got the sense I had made a boo-boo and all that was in store was a legitimate massage. However, during a very chatty massage, she made many references to making sure I got 'everything I needed' from the massage, and making sure I got 'a fully relaxed experience' — that, coupled with the numerous comments on how much she had been working in the gym on her body — was her (less than?) subtle implication extras were an offer. Sure enough, at the end of the 40 mins, she asked tentatively what else she could do for me. She initially quoted B2B + HR at a £150 extra which was outrageous, but after a significant amount of bartering down and her getting me to feel her ass through her clothes we settled on £70 for a naked massage with HR. More than I would have liked to have paid but difficult thing with negotiation is you can risk p*ssing off the girl and this definitely seemed the case with Nana. Her body when she stripped off was genuinely delightful - a pert, gym-toned round ass and a perfect fake pair, coupled with her blonde dyed hair — right up my street. However, all HR and titty fondling tolerated with a bit of a grumpy face on her following the bartering.
I finished fairly quickly, and jumped in the shower, but there was a clear sense of her wanting to get rid of me quickly after I'd finished. I'd clearly pissed her off a little by bartering down, but there was no way I was going to match her desired fees. Gladly too I would add from my side!
Verdict: I thought this was a low positive experience. If you're in the area, worth a go as YMMV may vary in terms of services and prices, but given Nana's attitude toward the end of the massage, I don't think I would see her again. If you're after a decent massage though this was on the better end of things!
