Fern: Big booked Thai lady bubbly personality. Not for the faint hearted.
Service: hours massage £50 B2B and hand job £70.
Massage: very oily light touch no real reach unders or credit card swipes. She had asked me if I wanted body to body right at the start and she immediately stripped. Her ample tits were touching my back and head throughout the massage.
5/10
Body to Body: I found her tits a bit disappointing, although huge the nipples are almost non existnt.
Her pussy was stubble and a bit abrasive on my cock. She offered sex halfway through which I declined. She then asked if I wanted to lick her pussy and promptly went over into 69 position. Whilst I was licking she tried to jack me off quickly and I had to slow her down. She claimed to have cum but I think that was extremely unlikely 6/10.
I was offered a shower which I took because I was plastered in oil. She helped wash my back.
Whilst helping me get dressed she said I get on top and tuck you next time. I asked if she did blow jobs she said yes and I pick your ass and balls too.
She admitted to being late 40's but I would add 20% VAT to that
Altogether an interesting experience but one I wouldn't repeat in a hurry. Apparently there was another girl called Linda working. I didn't catch sight of her.
Overall experience 5.5/10.
I am not a full service man but does anyone know if she does actually muck or is it all bullshit. I was a bit worried that if I had said yes during the body to body she would have just slipped it in.
