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Meet happened few weeks ago

Comms: Fairly responsive and attentive, gets booked up all the time so need to book ahead. 

Cost: 1 hour- £190 (£30 anal + £10 CIM + £20 Swallow)

Location: Near infirmary road, nice shower inside.

Looks: Resemblance to Julia stiles- 5"3, size 12 roughly. Fit curvy Nympho with beautiful green eyes, tasteful tattoos, fantastic curvy ass  , attentive, friendly and genuinely enjoys what she does.

Deed: Quick mouthwash + handwash combo routine and then onto full on DFK. Jumped into OWO with sublime eye contact  , RO with her pushing my head down multiple times with a big climax  , put 3 fingers in pussy and 2 in ass and kept blasting away and put a toy in her ass.

OWO with head over bed, moved to anal doggy with filthy talk, light slaps, hair pulls, spanks, mild chokes, fingers in mouth with CIM finish where she showed the goods before the swallow 

Verdict: One of the best in the game currently, engaging and attentive to your needs. Highly recommend 

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LOCATION: Short walk from Fulham Broadway station

PRICE: £150 for 1 hour

GIRL: Photos are slightly airbrushed, but she definitely looks like the photos

REVIEW: Saw her on a weekday evening, when I arrived she didn't seem like she was ready so was slightly worried, but she quickly moved me to the shower as she finished getting ready.

This was a standard GFE experience. Sarah had a bouncy personality, very complimentary and breaking off into giggles every now and then which lightened the mood. I enjoy the busty, tattooed look and for that she was great, some DKF, oral both ways and then on to a few different positions with CIM finish. Only thing to mention is during oral she often spits into a tissue so broke up a bit of the rhythm. Overall a decent punt.

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When?
Recently - last few weeks
60 mins
£300

Comms
WhatsApp, replied the night before (I’d text about a date maybe 3 days in advance)
Asked for a deposit as I was new, assume she sees same as regulars

Looks
As her profile, pretty face & natural body apart from tattoos
Answered in nice lingerie
Nice body & facially good looking

Location
Main road, but quiet & was fine to walk up to house

Services
 Bit of small talk at first to ease into proceedings, nice and easy to talk to - naturally flirty
Very enthusiastic OWO / DT - she edged me in numerous positions & included toys on my request,
Time flew by and before I knew it she’d been going down on me for 45 mins without me popping somehow,


Bag on & into various positions, she kept using her toy as I finished up in doggy,


Quick clean up & chit chat & out the door 65 mins later,


Would I go again?
Yes

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Saw Apple yesterday, having seen her previously, I knew what I was getting - apart from the best £100 (for 1 hour) I've spent in a long time.

Av attractive Thai in her (early?) 30's, natural boobs, long hair and eager ability to please.

Started with a massage, well more a brush of her nails but even that had the desired effect.  For my last 3-4 punts, I've never managed penetration, being happy enough with a decent massage, a good OWO and RO.  Previously her OWO wasn't particularly deep as I remember, although licking the balls and using her tongue to good effect up and down before getting down to the OWO.

This after a good 10 or so minutes on RO, that she appeared to enjoy, as did I, this time her OWO was far deeper, in fact it had me hard enough to her to actually slip condom on letting me indulge in missionary with her legs over my shoulders - I wanted too try doggy but decided to stop where I was in case little JR wilted as he usually did.  But I didn't half enjoy the experience again especially after thinking that at my age those days were well behind me

I'll definitely be seeing her again before she's off home to Thailand again

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Long time lurker, first time poster.

Seen twice over the last few months

60 mins incall
£300

Comms
All via WhatsApp, nice & easy
Asked for a deposit as first time meeting
Good feedback was willing to do this

Location
Hotel near Histon
Had to pay for parking
Clear instructions on how to find the room, incredibly awkward as they where painting outside her door

Appearance
Pictures are accurate & up to date
Girl next door look face,
New boobs but everything else is natural or at least appears natural

Services
Got on well, nice & chatty inbetween rounds,
Started with OWO (Showered on arrival) & very good,
She teased me for long enough & ended up blowing all over her neck / boobs after a good session of putting her oral skills to the test,

Had a clean up & played with some toys on her whilst I reloaded,


Round 2 started with more oral but this time into cowgirl, missionary & then finished up in the bag in doggy,

Her bent over is a lovely sight

Would I see again - Yes & have,
Value for money - all relative, but yes

Had a spare hour yesterday afternoon and decided to give Amane a try after her profile caught my eye.
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Type: Incall
Duration: 1 Hour
Fee: £300
Services: DFK, OWO (extra)

Comms
WhatsApp replies were quick and polite. Booked her same afternoon and everything was confirmed without any faff.

Flat
The apartment is not particularly big, but it’s cosy and has everything you need - fresh sheets, decent towels, a proper hot shower with good pressure and plenty of toiletries. Comfortable enough for the hour.

Girl
Amane is a very cute Kazakh girl gifted with natural beauty and excellent taste. The choice of lingerie, perfume and hairstyle all came together into a beautiful picture that was a pleasure to look at. I asked her to meet me without makeup (it was the middle of the day) and she wasn’t the slightest bit bothered about it - many other girls have refused or asked me to come either very early or very late. She greeted me with a sweet smile and looked even better in real life.

Service
From the first to the last second there was a comfortable atmosphere that was genuinely pleasant to be in. She smiled sincerely, was fully involved in the process, listened to my wishes and never showed any negative emotion.
I paid extra for OWO and it was worth every penny. The finale was mind-blowing. She’s not just beautiful but also smart and attentive - the whole experience felt very real and connected.

Notable points
Only small niggles were the compact size of the flat. Phone stayed out of sight the whole time.

Conclusion
Really enjoyable punt. Amane combines natural beauty, brains, good taste and proper enthusiasm in a way that makes the hour fly by. I left already thinking about when I can return to her again.

Overall: Positive

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When: June 2026

Price: £120 paid - £110 for 45 minutes plus £10 for OWO

Name and Appearance: Minnie. Profile age of 26 is accurate. Even better in person than her already good photos. (photos on profile now are someone else, see last paragraph). 

Communication: WhatsApp via the number on her profile. Responsive. I believe she did her own comms and the services, time and location were locked in quickly and easily.

Location and Room:

By Exit 4 of Aldgate East Station in a side alley. If you use that route, it’s very discreet. If you come by another route and walk through the main street, it is harder to find and the guiding message of “next to the nail salon” is confusing because there are multiple. Flat itself was decent. The bedroom was snug but a good enough size for both the massage table and bed, and she had a fan (fortunately it was not during the height of the heatwave or that would not have been enough). The bathroom was also serviceable and clean with a decent shower.

Services:

Massage and GFE with OWO

The welcome at the door really is such a good barometer of how the vibe and chemistry of the session is going to be, and Minnie’s was truly the best I have had so far. No hiding behind the door nonsense, she opened it properly, and looking even better than advertised. The flirting started on sight before my shoes were even off. Lots of (seemingly) genuine compliments throughout, and with solid English this was easily the most natural and GFE-feeling Thai SP I have seen to date.

I had asked on WhatsApp for a 30 minute massage and 15 minute GFE and we started with the massage. She had a proper table and her technique was legit, stronger than just an oily rub and she got some real knots out. She was actually quite strict in sticking to the massage/GFE split and did not touch intimate areas at all, in fact she apologised when she grazed my member at one point, which made me laugh knowing what she was going to be doing with it shortly.

After the massage, we moved to the bed where I had requested OWO but not sex. She said she was horny because even though this was confirmed on WhatsApp, she wanted to change my mind throughout the session, which I could have done without but I’m also not getting out the violin over a hot girl petitioning me for sex. What I do give her a bonus point for is that I told her I wanted to finish at the end of the 15 minutes and she set the pace perfectly. As we went into body kissing and licking each other, she kept her bra and knickers on at first and told me to be patient which was such a turn on. For kissing I like to take the SPs lead, and with Minnie it was LFK at most. I feel with the energy she was giving that if I had said yes to sex then she would have opened up more to DFK, but it was kept at LFK and there was a good amount of it so I’m not complaining. 

When she did take her kit off, her breasts were perky B cups with responsive nipples that were lovely for sucking and licking, a nice handful. Her OWO technique was great, she went down as much as she could, played with the tip with her tongue and gave my balls their share of attention. We switched into 69 where I got to lick and kiss her arse as well and while I didn’t go down on her I kissed her through her underwear which got wetter as we went on. As good as her oral efforts were and as much as I enjoyed the view of it, I was not going to cum from it and I finished by sucking on her tits and kissing her as she gave me HR. She sped up jerking it as I came and that made me cum loud enough that she got worried her roommate would hear us, but she didn’t let up until I was absolutely spent. It was a great finish and exactly on the 15 minute mark.

Totally relaxed exit. I was offered and took a shower, she asked about my weekend and summer plans as I got dressed and really kindly she said how genuinely happy (and horny) she was when I arrived, and that she really enjoyed the session (though she wished I had fucked her). Now for the bad news alluded to at the start, she has gone back to Thailand for the rest of the year. She said she will be back in 2027 and it looks like she has given her profile to one of her friends (and the pictures on her profile have changed to that new person). She did not talk about her and I did not see her and so I do not have any more intel than that unfortunately. So buyer beware that all reviews for Minnie save for venue no longer apply. I feel lucky to have seen her I think it was two days before she left. Minnie saw me out the front door and I left a very happy camper. 

Would I Go Back/Recommend? Yes. As I say, Minnie is the best Thai SP I have met, both on a personable and professional level, and genuinely very cute and sexy. Offering a professional massage on a table and a no-rush, just the way you asked for it GFE in bed is a rare combo. I only hope that she has passed the torch to someone as good as her, otherwise till 2027 it is!

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Cost: £120 for 1 hour

Venue: house on mixed residential/commercial street off Sherwood Rise, Nottingham

Summary: Very fit SP but dishonest, lazy and arrogant - very limited offer contradicting what was advertised, with extortionate extras. Left after 30 mins and would never see again.

The detail: I’m a fool. However much criticism I have read over the years about Romanians, what do I go and do but ignore it all and book a Romanian. I suppose the trouble is my own fussiness, a weakness that is never going to change unfortunately. Of the 150 odd SPs listed in my filtered search for temporary heaven in Nottingham (I’m being a bit sarky), less than a handful appealed. Trout lips, fake tits, fake tans, turkey teeth, fat, ugly, tattoos and/or stupid money expected for trout lips, fake tits etc. etc. So it’s a toss up between Thais listing bareback or this Rom who I very much liked the look of, and who seemed to be offering a decent menu for a very good price. TGTBT? Big fat ‘yes’ as it turns out. To compound matters, prior to this I had turned down the offer of an afternoon appointment with Chanel at CC - the time didn’t work for me unfortunately. Not just a fool but a total lunatic. Regrets, I’ve had a few…..

So, comms with this SP started three days before the day in question. The responses to my texts were sketchy and unhelpful ie. not a single basic question answered. I should have quit on that basis alone but lust isn’t rational is it? On the day itself she was typically late in responding, and went an hour over the deadline I had set for myself to abandon the idea. Idiot! Arranged a time and she eventually sent me a postcode, which happily wasn’t a huge distance away and was in familiar territory.

Parked up at a well known German supermarket in the Sherwood Rise area. Didn’t fancy parking on the street the SP had given as the location, for reasons of security. Once I let her know I was on the street as she had requested she gave me the house number. The venue was an unkempt small 1960s/70s-ish terraced house. Knocked on arrival and she let me in fairly promptly. At first sight I was very pleased with my choice and after taking off my shoes and exchanging pleasantries we headed upstairs. The house itself was dark and messy but I didn’t pay too much attention. The room she led me to was a cramped spare room with a double or maybe three quarter bed, crammed with random stuff, serviceable but hardly conjuring up a sexy vibe.

The SP was dressed in a matching two piece sports bra and tight-fitting shorts. After the paperwork was sorted she just lay on her side on the bed, still clothed. Not knowing quite how to proceed I just started taking off my clothes, so she then got up and quickly took off her two-piece. I thought I’d lucked out when she revealed all. I thought she was totally FAF: Great body, slim and very well toned without being skinny or over-athletic, all beautifully natural. Small pert tits, a B cup at most, with lovely nipples, perfect shapely arse, tanned/olive skin, long slender legs and a very smoothly-shaven, gorgeously tidy pussy. One of the best looking pussies in memory, and I’ve had the pleasure of a fair few in my (long) time. Facially she was attractive, again all natural with no make up - not drop dead gorgeous but certainly above average imo. Deluded me thought I was in for a proper treat. And then it started heading south from there on in.

While we were both standing I went to suck on those lovely tits and she instantly pulled away. “Not allowed” she said. I was taken aback at this. Just before this I’d asked how much anal was and she replied “£100”. Seriously? I’d brought an extra thirty quid - hahaha. How much for OWO? “£50”. I told her that I’d pass. “You could do bank transfer, treat yourself”. Yes of course, dear,  I’ll just add on another £150 and bring the total to £270 and pretend I’m in London while I’m at it. She asked what I wanted so I just said massage, blow job, sex in that order. “No massage” Eh? You’re kidding?! All of this had killed my mood a few times already and we’d not even got down to any business. A little exasperated and wanting to try and turn myself on I offered to give her a massage. I just thought with some bodily contact things might develop naturally. She got on her front and I started at her ankles and worked my way up. She enjoyed it. Her arse and pussy were a tremendous sight, and as if to acknowledge that fact I kissed her arse cheeks, just twice and would have continued down to her pussy, but instantly she acted like I’d committed some major crime “No kissing!” WTAF?! I was kissing her arse not trying to ram my tongue down her throat or rim her! So I then straddled her to work on her back, with my cock and balls just gently resting at the top of her arse crack. Again, crime of the century! “Is that your cock touching me?! You are not wearing condom! Everything must be safe!” Oh man. My cock was nowhere near her fanny. So I then went back down to her ankles and this time when I got to her arse I opened her legs a bit wider and started gently stroking her pussy - wow, no objections, amazingly - so I then licked my finger to give a bit of lubrication. Call the cops! I’d merely stroked the outside of her labia not shoved a finger in, but she totally went off at the deep end about this, and I just thought what the fuck is going on here?!

So, time for her to start actually earning her fee, I lay on my back and she applied a condom to my semi, ie. way too soon, and started sucking, although I was not in a great mood by this point. Now this was good in fairness, proper sucking, good use of tongue and going full length very now and then, no attention to balls though, of course. I was starting to relax and enjoy it, apart from her berating me for gently thrusting in her mouth, and had only just about got hard when she more or less insisted we started fucking and got on her back. I would rather have continued with the bj for much, much longer, but by this time I gathered she was just going to do as she wanted so I might as well go along with it. Sigh. She guided me in but then kept her hand on the base of the condom as I started fucking her. FFS. This just killed it stone dead for me, and I pulled out. It had just been one thing after another and I was getting pretty pissed off now and just lay beside her on the bed. I think she even turned her back on me! After a minute or so I just thought, fuck this I’m leaving, so got up and started getting dressed with thirty minutes still left on the clock. I was just too angry at all her bullshit and couldn’t see it improving ever. I wasn’t going to calm down enough to enjoy anything either.

Just for the record I was and am scrupulously clean, well groomed, respectful, slightly overweight but not remotely obese, and facially fairly easy on the eye, so I was not the issue here.

What annoyed, or rather incensed me, was that all the stuff I had a reasonable expectation of receiving was listed in her AW preferences, admittedly with a caveat in her profile along the lines of “some things are extra, please enquire” You wouldn’t think a basic massage or merely touching and/or kissing her body was an extra surely?! Worse still, she’d actually stated in her original text response to me that, in her exact words, “massage body to body, 69, sex different position, lick pussy, blowjob” would be £120 for the hour. She’d been overly chatty from the start to the point of prying and being cocky and irritating, very much coming across as a bit of a princess, and as I was dressing she was babbling indignantly that it was clear what was on offer and what was extra from her AW profile. Absolute bullshit. Being angry, I didn’t have the presence of mind to confront her with her own text to demonstrate that she was a total liar, but I’m extremely doubtful it would have made any difference even if I had. It crossed my mind momentarily to demand half the cash back, but no doubt her pimp/boyfriend/minder may well have been lurking somewhere so it could all have gone badly tits up if I had.

I left pissed off with her and pissed off with myself for persisting with making the booking when there had been too many doubts before even getting to the front door. Maybe I’m a bit too naive sometimes. I can see the business model now: lure the punter in at a cheap price then persuade them to pay for extortionate extras. Maybe it pissed her off that I didn’t? Who knows, maybe there would have been some other kind of con with the bank transfer too? It was such a shame as, physically, she was very hot and right up my street. Damn! I’ll put it down to experience. Maybe for someone wanting nothing more than a covered bj and a quick fuck for 15 or 30 mins she might fit the bill perfectly, but that’s not generally my thing and I wouldn’t trust her either. For me, a definitive negative for the dishonesty and the lazy, arrogant attitude. Lesson learned.

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Cost: 110
Duration: 45 mins.
Service wanted: GFE. Service received, mechanical P&D.
Comm's : Efficient via text, quick response
 Called on the day to confirm.
When: This week.
Where: Private House. Walsall. Pleasant area.
Looks: Blonde. Aged 55. Okay looking but photos possibly 10 years old or more. Curvy. Size 14. Large Breasts. Curvy bum. Nice figure. Face has had work done. Lips plumped. Breasts okay for her age, a bit saggy but nothing awful.

The meet:
Called her 2 hours before. Sounds a bit of an air head but bubbly and friendly. Given postcode, which takes you to the bottom of her street. Text and given door number when i arrived. Discreet neighbourhood. Parked right outside. She told me the porch was open. Normal behind the door trick. Katie was wearing baby pink cotton knickers covering her full bum and matching bra, nothing fancy but cute. Soft lightly tanned skin. Okay looking girl, nothing special. Made to feel at ease. However no welcome kiss offered. She has a lovely personality but can talk for England about anything and a bit random. She comes across a bit scatty, but in a nice way. Nothing worrying, but a bit of a bimbo type persona about her. Led up the steel spiral stairs to the bedroom. Nice house. Very presentable. She sat on the bed in her underwear as i got undressed. She commented on my expensive HOM tanga briefs saying they were posh pants. Onto the bed and she offered a massage to start. Removed her bra showing her ample boobs, a bit droopy but still nice for her age. Massage was effectively a few hand swipes, presses and rubs whilst she talked fairly constantly. I reached down to feel her legs. She has soft skin. I turned over and she started to wank me to get me hard. After a few minutes I was standing to attention and looking forward to OWO as advertised. She grabbed a condom and asked if I minded being covered up as she had been told there is a lot going about. I was a bit annoyed as I'm not that sensitive and hate covered blow jobs, but agreed. No prior mention of this and i was squeaky clean having showered immediately before with only a 15 minute drive, so it was nothing to do with hygiene. On with the welly and she knelt at the side of me and proceeded to give me a blow job, I could hardly feel a thing in all honesty and the BJ was pretty poor and lack luster, jist sucking the top of my dick. No real effort going on, very soft touch. After about 2 mins she came up and lay beside me and I played with her tits. It all felt very mechanical. Not once did she offer a kiss nor did she really seem engaged. She lay on her back and I went down on her. Sweet tasting pussy and very fresh. Licked her for about 5 minutes and she was getting very wet. My tongue inside of her.  I came up and she said do you want to go Inside, grabbed my dick and positioned me into her. She had her legs in a position that wasn't allowing deep penetration so i fucked her for a few minutes then lifted her legs up for better access. I'm just over 8 inches and when I went in deep she seemed to struggle a bit and groaned slightly, but said she was okay when i asked. She kept her eyes closed all the time which was very disappointing. No eye contact at all during the deed and she seemed quite disinterested. Never really engaged during sex and it felt a bit mechanical and plastic. She played with my pierced nipples as i fucked her in missionary, which got me over the edge and I came in the bag. She passed me some baby wipes, I cleaned up and went to lay down and then I noticed she was already putting her knickers back on. I still had 20 mins to go and it was clear that she wasn't offering more. We chatted as i got dressed. Handed her the cash, apologised for not giving it her first but she said you look trust worthy so I didnt ask. All in all, she's a nice girl. Tight pussy and nice company but she really made a limited half arsed effort which was annoying. Disappointing really. I would go back as she makes you feel comfortable and she is very local to me, but max half hour next time, will confirm OWO before hand and will just expect a pump and dump experience rather than the GFE she professes to give. A tad boring in all honesty. Borderline neutral. Almost negative if she wasn't so nice.

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I was in Liverpool for a few days with work last week and was in the mood for a massage, with potentially a HE on offer afterwards. I messaged Tania in the morning and was at hers less than an hour later. Booking was straightforward - I messaged her on WhatsApp, and she got back to me with prices (I paid £60 for 30 mins). When the booking was made, she gave me her postcode and asked me to message her when I arrived so she could tell me the house number.

The location is a stone's throw away from the RS stadium... which was difficult as I'm a blue... parking was easy - the street is permit only, but Tania said it won't be an issue as it's not match day. I took the risk and it was fine. The house was easy to find, clean and looked well looked after. Tania even asked if I could leave my shoes by the door when I arrived and directed me upstairs to the massage room. The room itself was decent, and if it wasn't for me doing my research, I would have thought I was getting a legit massage.

This thought would have quickly changed the minute she had me lie down on the table... she poured hot oil down my crack, and had plenty of CC swipes and reached under for more on numerous occasions. After a while of her doing this, and lightly blowing down my ear (I found this weird but surprisingly good), I realised the main part of the 'massage' was just pleasuring me... I genuinely wanted a decent massage too, but that didn't bother me too much. When she asked me to turn over, I was already rock hard, and she went to work on that too; pouring more hot oil down the shaft and did a great job at 'massaging' that.

Needless to say, I didn't last too much longer, so I was thankful that I only booked for 30 mins. After I shot my load, she wiped me up and gave me a head massage to finish off. When the massage had finished, she offered me a shower, or a wipe down with warm towels... I went for the latter as I was unsure how long I had been, and didn't want to stay longer than I had paid for.

Had a good chat with Tania while I was getting dressed, which was good. She doesn't follow football that much, but she mentioned she's a red... that on its own would've been enough to mark this review as a negative, but I let her off

All in all, I had a good time. If I were more local, I would definitely go again. She's a good looking lass and in good shape. I'm terrible at guessing ages, but I'd say mid 30's.

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I saw Layla the other day in Cambridge.

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I did read the reviews of her on here, the good and bad!

But she offered a deal in her profile of £120 for an hour, so after reading the reviews and just needing basically a pump and dump as I wasn't in the mood for anything more than that really, thought it be worth the risk.

So I messaged her and got a quick response, sent through a booking request and time. Layla is located in a private property in north Cambridge, with plenty of parking nearby.

She called me a few mins before the start of the booking and directed me to where she was. Sorted out the paperwork and had a decent conversation whilst I was getting ready.

In terms of services offered, her profile is accurate though the negative review of her is also accurate in regards to her oral skills are not good and whilst she does kiss, its lips only and she had a habit of closing her eyes which was rather annoying.

She does have a bit of a belly, but I don't think as bad as other reviewers made out and in any case i love some handles to hold onto when in cowboy position. So, started off with some oral, she put a condom on bit of cowboy and I needed a breather for a minute.

Restarted with me going down on her and some more oral on me. Finished off with a handjob - with no condom!

So, why a neutral? Comms were good, easy booking process, she offered the services on her profile but she is very lacklustre and passive and not at all pro active in terms of leading me.

I wasn't dissatisfied as all I was wanting was a pump and dump and after reading reviews my expectations weren't high. But for £120 I'm not complaining too much.

I wouldn't book her again because it was what it was and whilst she was friendly and had a decent chat with her, I think once is enough in seeing this SP, so I think a neutral rating is just about right.

When - Last week

Where - Sport Therapy, Old Lode Lane, Solihull

Who - Chloe

Time - 30mins

Paid £50

I'd decided after my last visit to a massage shop that it would be my last and I'd prefer a full service meet from now on, however I had the horn and as I was in the area with some spare time decided to try a walk up. Parked just around the corner in a side street, venue is in a small row of shops so is visible however the sport therapy branding means it's not quite as obvious as the usual tcm shops though I'm sure the neighbours all know what's going on.

Another punter came out the door just as I was walking up to it, I sidestepped him and as the door was still open walked in, this caught the masseuse (who turned out to be Chloe) by surprise, she asked if I had an appointment and how long I wanted, asked for 1hr but was told she could only fit me in for 30mins, fair enough. Headed to a decent side room (with a proper massage table), paid £50 for massage and HR. Quick trip to the loo, got naked and then hopped face down onto the table.

I found Chloe to be very friendly, she's attractive, not sure of age but likely late 20's, lovely body, B or C cup tits and smooth soft skin. She was wearing pull up tights, a very short mini skirt, bare midriff and a crop top, she looked hot!

She asked if I wanted soft, medium or firm massage, I opted for firm, first thing she did was climb on top of me and whilst I couldn't see I think she used her knees to walk up my body (taking some of the weight in her hands), it felt good, she then proceeded to give a decent massage, not as firm as I usually like but it felt good nonetheless. She worked the whole body then stood at the head of the table pushing her crotch into the top of my head then massaged down my arms to my hands and noted how cold they were, she lifted both hands up and placed them straight onto her lovely arse telling me to warm them up, the hold up tights she was wearing left the skin at the top of her thighs bare and it felt lovely and soft, after a few minutes I slipped my hands inside her knickers to fully grab her arse cheeks, very nice! A fair few cc swipes and some ball and cock massaging was mixed in with the massage which was nice and horny all of which probably took about 15mins. She asked me to flip over and then got straight to work on my balls and cock, I had another grope of her arse cheeks then fondled her tits whilst she delivered a very good handjob, I imagine this took about ten minutes before I had an explosive finish, Chloe maintained eye contact and kept wanking me until every last drop of cum was out, a nice touch.

The only negative for me is that they don't seem to have a shower (I asked but was told there was only a sink to use), not ideal if you need to be discreet.

Would I return? Yes, although I've since returned to full service meets (review to follow in due course) so will likely prioritise those from now on.

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Punt happened about a week ago on her final day in Bristol, she has since moved to another area.

Freya's profile caught my eye so did some research on here, she has only one review, which is positive, but that was enough to help me make a decision. Comms were easy enough, menu sent after my initial enquiry but I had to ask about extras, she said kissing and OWO were included in her rates.

She was working on the outskirts of South Bristol, easily accessible from where I live so it was not difficult to get to her place. Arrived a bit early and let her know I was ready, she sent me her full address a few minutes later.

Once inside I was not disappointed, Freya is exactly as you'd expect from her pics, a cute young Thai girl. She had a friendly attitude and was wearing a black babydoll, similar to the first pic I added. She led me upstairs where I confirmed services before handing over the cash, £80 for 30 minutes. She initially asked for £90 but when I pointed out that she said OWO was included she checked her phone said she'd made a mistake, but accepted it without any fuss. I then went to take a quick shower.

The session consisted of DFK, proper tongue snogging and plenty of it throughout, good OWO which was nicely paced while sat on the edge of the bed, we then moved onto the bed where I asked her to continue knelt beside me so I could access her pussy, she let me lube my fingers up and insert two whilst she was continuing with the blowy. Soon we moved to sex, protected of course, and I asked her to leave her babydoll on as it didn't restrict any access to her small tits or pussy, which is adorned with a neat bush. Not sure if it was trimmed or natural but it looked great and made a nice change to all the shaven haven's these days. We only fucked in mish, partly so I could admire her lovely pussy and partly because I often run out of steam as I've got older, so it's a rarity that I finish during sex these days. She oiled up my cock and wanked me off to orgasm whilst I buried my fingers in her pussy again.

This was a great punt, Freya ticked all of my boxes and would/will see her again if she returns to Bristol in the future.

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Cost - advertises as £100 for half an hour with usual extras, DFK 20 and OWO 30 with others. But she also offers a VIP service for £150 which includes all the extras and can finish twice in half an hour so went with that.

Location - tenement block off Alexandra Parade

Girl - what a body! shes quite tall, nice sized fake boobs, tiny waist and flat stomach, nice long legs and great arse, literally perfect imo. Facially shes good looking as well but its all about her body. has next to no english so uses google translate.

Meet - everything prvoided, really good deep kissing plenty tongue and she sat on my lap grinding away doing this. Long deep owo with her on her knees and me on the end of the bed allowed me to watch her in the mirror beside the bed as well. after a few minutes she did the old tie the hair back as well. also licked and sucked away on my balls whilst gently wanking me off and ill admit this nearly finished me as did her BJ which i never usually finish from.

Sex was all doggy, differing variations and speeds but what a sight. The end game came when she randomly lubed herself up and slowly put a butt plug in. the extra pressure this caused was too much and that was me.

Unfortunately i had to run out to work and had about 5 mins left she actually said you have time and another round left which was a pleasan surprise but i arrived a tad late so was rushing around sadly.

All in all very good punt with a good looking girl who has a 10/10 body.

All good really as far as the meet/ massage. Other businesses in the building so she collected me after calling to say I'd arrived. Took me to 1st floor studio- well done out. Very bright lights- big mirror. looks legit massage to me. Small talk and she's a short busty blonde. Late 40's. Bit of a belly. Not the best teeth? I stripped to my pants and asked if i remove them? She said leave them on. So jumped onto table face down.
Started with nice slow massage- back rub- decided it was legit place so after 15mins I asked for it to be firmer and concentrate on lower back. She couldn't seem to be firm enough for me. So I let her do her job and continuing with plenty of chatting.
After about 45mins she asked me to turn over and started on my legs. Soon her stretches were giving me a good view of her cleavage- and her hands were brushing my nuts on each stroke. Still chatting I started to get an obvious boner. It was ignored until I apologised and she said its gin- she sees a lot due to sensual massages. I adjusted myself so she saw little man- but she moved to my chest telling me about the number of times she'd been asked for extras and always says no?. I was fine chatting as she's nice and friendly she just giggled when I said I wasn't calming down any time soon. And just told me to relax and enjoy it.
That was it- just over the hour. No extras. She's chatty enough- thinking maybe she'd do extras after a few visits..
Maybe the other reviews got lucky? Maybe she didn't like me?
Not sure I'd go back- £70 for hour can get you a happy ending- and sometimes a better firmer massage

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WHAT A FUCKIN SHITSHOW THIS WAS

30 MINUTES   @  £70  PLUS £15 ENTRANCE FEE.
TOTAL £85 FOR 30 MINUTES


Was coming from up north and had the horn. Couldn't really find anything on the way so decided to give Genesis2  a try,what a mistake that was

Who goes to these kind of Hovels.???

Little terraced house converted to a shop front,Tiny front room,with a sofa and desk,if you can call it that.
Was told to go down a flight of stairs,gotta be a converted cellar,to a horrible room,ceiling was just barely over 6ft,rickety bed that made more noise than myself and the SP combined,plus it seemed as if it was going to topple over....Probably on milk crates.


Charday walked in,The receptionist called her Chardonnay,I presume they can't spell.
First impressions weren't too bad. Half caste girl in her 20s,5'5ish,size 10,very slight belly,decent Tits,maybe Cs,decent volume but slightly Saggy. Nice legs and Arse,no fat. Looks wise,wasn't particularly attractive,a 5.


It was a Shit start from the off. The receptionist said that £70 was GFE,Charday said No Tongues,WTF. I got my kit off and told her to Start OWO whilst I was standing,again,she's got a dodgy shoulder and can't do that,so onto the Rickety bed it was. To be fair,the OWO was good,the Handjob was equally as good,lots of spit and sensual technique,rather than jackhammer. 69 was next,her Snatch was stubbly and more importantly....Minging. Got her into Mish,and again,to be fair,this was also decent. Asked for Doggy and was told that in 30 minutes this was the final position change,once again...WTF.
So kept in Mish and had a lacklustre finish on her Tits.I timed it at about 9 minutes total Fucking time.


Charday would be a decent P&D,15 minutes MAX. OWO,handjob and plough away to fill the bag in Mish. 50 Quid absolute Max.
No way is this Cunt worth £85.


To top it all off....
We had a bit of back and forth in the room,she knew I was Pissed off,so to get the first punch in,she ran upstairs to the receptionist,butt Naked,to get the first word in.
I just wanted out,I knew that if there was a slanging match in reception,there would be only one winner,and it wouldn't be me. I got what I had to say off my chest,ie,She was a Shit punt and for her  [ The receptionist.]  to get rid of her,before she lost any more business.
There was a SP sitting on the couch at reception. Short,skinny little thing,size 0,very thin thighs,bony scraggly Arse,wavy blonde / white hair,5'2ish,could be Half caste.
I had a dig at her on the way out,pointing to her and saying to the receptionist  ' And she's not much kop either  '....They weren't impressed. I did feel for the receptionist,not her fault getting caught up in this spat

Not very professional on my part,but there was a sense of mild satisfaction about the whole unsavoury episode   


Had the stink of Dirty Minge in the car all the way home.
I definitely won't be back.

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Had a lot of fun with this one.

Comms were great, quick and detailed response via text. Initial query in the week to make sure she was available for the day planned and got the short notice appointment i wanted on the day.

Location was a large newish appartment block near Waitrose.  Im not from the area but imagine its a popular location for tourers.

Buzzed up to the flat and was greeted by a really hot milfy thai girl with a perfect petite body.

Her attitude and chat was first class right away.  Good english, confident and good humoured.

I aaked for half massage/half FS which she was happy to do.  The massage was actually below average for a thai, felt like she had no real training and was making it up as she went along.  It was still nice though and felt good but ive had way better.

On the turn she asked if i wanted OW/OWO.  I opted for OWO with no hint of extra charge.

Blow job was good, deep sloppy and attentive with lots of teasong strokes and eye contact.
She flips on top for 69 and as every good hooker/actress should, she appeared to enjoy it.

Bagged up and fucked in various positions. For a tight little pussy she can take a pounding and no need for that "discreet dab" of lube.

There was still a bit of time left after id finished for a come down, no rush to kick me out and i left almost bang on the hour.

This one will go on the permanent hot list, definitely worth a revisit if our journeys align again.

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I’ve read her reviews on here, and everyone seems to be offended by the prices paid to see this girl. My money, and my time before anyway jumps on the band wagon.

Paid £380 for the hour, and worth every penny in my opinion.

Booking was arranged seamlessly the day before a “tour” day in Aberdeen with all confirmed the day of. Great directions to navigate the city centre hotel, and was past reception no issues and quickly in the door of her room to a very pleasing on the eye gal.

She’s very much girl next door but what a body!!


Cash handed over, and a quick chat before we started exploring one another. Good FK and we were down to underwear pretty quickly. Sat on the edge of the bed, as we continued FK and my hands wandered into her pants and vice versa. Played with her until she came as I fingered her and played with her AMAZING boobs, and was very wet whilst she softly wanked me off.

Condom on for some very good OW and I came in the bag. Cleaned up, a quick chat and onto round two which was more OW before several positions with me finishing round 2 in the bag with her tits in my face.

Another chat, shower and out the door just over the hour.

Very expensive for services but everything she did was tactile and enjoyable. Plan on seeing her again.

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Price: £420 / 2 Hours

I don't get many opportunities to punt these days, so when I finally had some free time I decided to book Goth Mummy after reading the positive reviews. I can honestly say she exceeded my expectations.

Comms

Communication was quick, friendly and straightforward. I messaged on the day, she confirmed she was available, sent the postcode and everything was arranged within minutes. No unnecessary back and forth, just easy and professional.

Location

A discreet apartment in a quiet area with easy access. No issues finding the place and getting inside was simple. The whole setup felt safe, private and relaxed.

The Girl

She looks exactly like her photos, if not even better in person. Her gothic style really stands out and suits her perfectly. One of the first things I noticed was her incredible tattoos—they're beautifully done and really complement her look. Slim, well-presented and effortlessly attractive.

The Meet

She welcomed me with a warm smile and immediately made me feel comfortable. She's genuinely friendly, easy to talk to and has a great sense of humour. It never felt awkward or rushed, and conversation flowed naturally throughout the two hours.

The chemistry between us felt effortless. She's very affectionate and an amazing kisser, easily one of the best I've met. She regularly checked that I was comfortable and enjoying myself, and her attitude made the whole experience feel natural rather than transactional. I had the best oral sex in my life for sure. I was very hard to not come very quick.

The session flew by because the atmosphere was so relaxed. We laughed, chatted and spent quality time together without ever feeling like she was watching the clock. She has a lovely personality and it's obvious she enjoys making her clients feel welcome.

Overall

I paid £420 for two hours, and for me it was money well spent. Between her unique alternative look, stunning tattoos, warm personality and genuinely friendly attitude, I completely understand why she's so highly rated.

I left with a huge smile on my face and found myself thinking about booking another visit almost immediately. It's rare to meet someone who leaves such a lasting impression, but Goth Mummy certainly did.

Score: 10/10

Would I return? Without a second thought.

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A well known Leeds escort who used to work for noir escorts before.

Comms: via WhatsApp quite prompt. £50 deposit paid via online link .

First impressions: stunning 30-35 years old . Gym fit body with bolt ons. greeted me in sexy black lingerie . Usual hiding behind the door. Incall Meet happened in a nice hotel .

Positives : introductory kiss followed by a brief shower. Lots of dfk , nice massage at my request . Owo . Sex in multiple position. Round 1 over in about 30 mins . Brief shower again onto round 2.

Brief chat then onto round 2.lots of owo but unfortunately cut short due to time.

Negatives . Meeting abruptly end with the alarm about 10 mins from time . Was told this is for shower at the end. Felt a bit too business like in the end.

Verdict . Started as good . Bella was quite friendly and Enthusiastic.  Initially paid £250. Got £50 back . Bella apologised actually due to  couldn’t complete round 2. Would return and try pse maybe - though the end could have been managed better .

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Few weeks ago

Location
Apartment in bury, BL8 area

Comms
Messages in the morning, quick reply with a list of extras and her address.  Sorted for a couple hours later
 
Price
£70 for half hour + £40 for anal - £110 total

Girl
Around 40ish I’d say, petite with a nice body.  There’s a picture of her on WhatsApp that accurate.  Decent looking in my opinion

The Meet
Parked up across street from location and fired off a text to say I’d arrived.  She replied a few minutes later and off I went.  She opened the door as I arrived standing behind the door.  Led me to the room, took payment from me, and went off to stash it.

I was offered a showered but declined.  Started off with here giving me OWO.  Did this for a fair few minutes before I returned the favour.  All clean and fresh, no complaints. 

Asked for a condom and fucked her in missionary,  DFK kissing while fucking her, eventually lifted her legs up and pinned them right up at side of her head and gave her a good pounding.

Flipped her over and fucked her in doggy for a few minutes before she lubed up for anal.  Fucked her arse in doggy quite hard and came in the bag.

There was about 5 minutes left, which she gave me a massage, while having a bit of a chat.
 
Would return in the future definitely, takes a good pounding in pussy and ass and is a decent looking girl.

Following good comms I turned up at this cul-de-sac in the west side of the city. Mia behind the door in black mini dress, vouchers handed over, stripped and onto the bed - strokes and tickles began immediately and she asked with or without condom? With was my reply - safe is better than risking catching something nasty
            OW began straight away and it soon became obvious that she wanted the job done ASAP SLOWLY I said to her phone (on translate) so she briefly eased off, she was naked - so I started to stroke the lips of her pussy but then discovered the little white mouse was in so cim in the bag was the best I was going to get
And so it came to happen - blowing off into the bag - she has nice tits so climaxing as I caressed and kissed them is how I finished
               It was as I put my watch back on that I realised I was only 20 minutes in but, as we were both dressed by then I had been short changed by a third of my time - a half hour for £60

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£80 for 30 minutes

I like Casey's thick looking legs on her pics and her £80 price for 30 minutes is very reasonable for an indy so I decided to message her for a booking.

The booking process was great. All done through texts, very good communication. She gave the postcode well in advance so that I just needed to get the house number on arrival.

She texted on the morning of the booking and I confirmed I still wanted to go ahead. Then she texted 1 hour before and 15 minutes before the booking. Probably gets time wasters and was worried I wouldn't show. Her approach is better than radio silence and it became clear that she wasn't going to mess me around.

There was plenty of free spots for parking on her street. She gave the house number at the booking start time. By the time I'd walked to her door it was probably a couple of minutes past but the session that was to follow lasted at least 35 minutes.

Casey was wearing what looked like a cheerleader costume. She is clearly the girl in the pictures but looked chunkier. More like size 14-16 than the size 12 advertised. Bit of a tummy too. I like curvy girls so I wasn't too disappointed but she won't be everyone's cup of tea.

There was a large sex toy on the bed. She asked me if I wanted her to play with it. I declined as I aren't bothered about that sort of thing. She then asked what I wanted to start with and I chose OWO.

During OWO Casey asked if I wanted my balls licking. I love having my balls licked. She asked if I wanted the ball licking hard or gentle and I said gentle so she lightly tickled my balls with the tip of her tongue. It felt fantastic. The OWO was pretty good and quite deep. There was little bits of wanking with her hand but mostly she used her mouth.

I asked Casey for some kissing. She knelt right over me and started kissing. There was lots of tongue and sensuality but it wasn't deep. Very light but felt good enough to make my cock rock hard. She then went back down to my cock for more OWO and lovely ball licking.

When I asked for reverse oral Casey suggested 69 which I agreed to. Her pussy tasted good and I could feel her going quite deep on my cock. Her enjoys list has CIM on it but I wanted to fuck her from behind and finish inside the condom.

The condom was applied and I got behind her and entered her pussy. Her big fat arse and red hair looked nice from above. Grabbing hold of her bum cheeks I pounded away until her pussy made me shoot my load into the condom. Then I handed her the condom to dispose of.

Casey told me she allows 2 cums even in a 30 minute booking but we were 25 minutes in and I knew I couldn't achieve another orgasm so we just chatted as I dressed.

We had another nice little kiss just as I was leaving and we had run well over the 30 minutes.

I enjoyed the service so I'm giving a positive. Looks wise she won't be everyone's cup of tea. As I previously mentioned she's bigger than her pictures but she's friendly, gives a pretty good service and £80 for 30 minutes is good for an indy at the moment. She's also a satisfying shag and my cock felt great afterwards.

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My ideal punt is a British MILF but not much on offer so I ended up booking Ivy as a sort of last resort. She was better than I expected - not as mechanical as other Thais and not focused on the massage element to use up time. Ivy got on with some horny sex from the start.

£80 for 30 mins. Location not far from Tesco car park. I have seen a supposedly Chinese lady in that block a few years ago.

Nice clean and safe venue.

Ivy was looking great when she opened the door - black holdups and skimpy top. My cock stiffened as soon as I went in. Ivy stashed the cash and offered a shower which I declined. I could have been tempted by the £30 extra facial but as per my punting rule, I only took what I planned to spend.

Ivy did give me some DFK which I was not expecting. Things progressed quickly - covered BJ which was excellent. This moved onto some 69. Ivy had a clean hairy minge that tasted of woman - lovely and she got quite wet and I got a couple of fingers in her vagina. I was close to cuming so I asked her to sit up and I continued to lick her cunt whilst she face sat me. This soon became me licking her anus which she seemed to enjoy.

A new condom was applied and the next bit of fun was some doggy fucking - Ivy's vagina was nice and tight even though she was soaking with her own juice. She took a good deep and hard fuck kneeling on the bed whilst I stood behind. After a couple of minutes I could not hold my spunk back and my spermy business was done in the rubber right at the top of her warm and tight pussy - it would have directly splashed her cervix in sperm if no condom. Felt good.

Ivy cleaned up and held the condom up which was quite full of spunk - she complimented me on how much sperm I had done.

After a quick wipe up Ivy helped me dress and I was out of the flat at the 25 min mark - so not rushed.

When I got home I could smell Ivy's pussy on my fingers - bonus cum shot sniffing my fingers whist I had a wank!

I suspect that she will move on soon - so if you punt in Yeovil get in quick.

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Meeting happened a couple of weeks ago, I'd seen positive reviews and an impromptu business meeting in Manchester gave me the opportunity to check the rota, called and made an appointment for after my meeting.

Arrived on time and Adriana was in with a client, I waited in reception which is always interesting. There was a different receptionist on who was very chatty and gave me some water. Another guy arrived and went into a room with Beyonce for an hours appointment. 10 mins went by and the receptionist had just given Adriana a knock to hurry her along when Beyonce came out of her room and said her client wanted to know if anyone in reception fancied a blowjob in the room ? I must admit I was a bit confused and said that if I wasn't booked in with Adriana I would love a BJ from her .... at which point she clarified that the BJ would delivered by her client ! I politely declined as did the other guy in reception and we had a bit of a laugh about it after she had returned to her room. The receptionist told me that was a bit unusual .... I suppose it takes all types. I saw a few of the other girls while I was waiting in reception - Mercedes who I'd imagine would be a handful in the room, Morgan and Lola neither of whom I'd say were my type and Jodie who looked really fit - reminded me I should make a return visit.

Finally Adriana came out and I was pleasantly surprised - I popped into the room for a shower and she came in as I was drying off. We had a bit of an awkward start, probably my fault as I immediately asked about extras - she said 'have we skipped the introductions' . That broke the ice and we had a bit of a chat before agreeing £15 for GFE & OWO - I asked about CIM but she didn't seem keen so I skipped that. 

Adriana is accurately described in her profile and photo's - I would say that she looks & acts younger than her stated 36yrs old. On to the bed for some full on kissing and fondling, she headed south and delivered some great oral, quite deep, nice technique and as per normal it wasn't long before I could feel the sap rising. We swapped and I went down on her, she was very responsive and has a very cute pussy. We had a brief chat and she went down on me again and rubber applied before a brief session in cowgirl then doggy (what a nice view) and then OWO - I gave her the 5 second warning and she finished me by hand.

Really nice meeting with a lovely girl and I'd definitely make a return visit.