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London / ROLLA1 - Aldgate E1
« by DracoMalfoyJR on May 25, 2026, 06:28:46 pm »
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• I wasn’t told explicitly but it seems Rolla takes bookings from her permanent residence which she flat shares and who I believe are unaware she is an escort and therefore you have to be quite and whisper during the booking. If you prefer like a pornstar experience and an escort who is loud and expressive I would avoid. This was not mentioned in the reviews I read here and I only found out during my booking. However she did engage throughout the booking but everything was done softly and quietly

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DATE
• February 2026

COMMUNICATION
• Quick and straightforward to book no waiting hours to get a reply
• Handled by herself which is good better than speaking to a maid who mentions services that aren’t even on offer or are an extra

PRICE + DURATION
• £100 = 30 Minutes (Note: Time of writing this review can see there has been a £10 increase to her rates with 30 minutes now being £110)

SERVICES REQUESTED
• Prior to booking was sent her services included which I was fine with therefore I didn’t request or enquire about any specific services
• Services included: ‘Full body massage, protected sex, OWO, shower service, 69 and French kissing’
• I am not aware of all extras on offer but was told CIM was £30 extra (This may have increased so do enquire beforehand)
• Services I did request: French kissing, protected sex and massage (Rolla insisted on the massage)

LOCATION
• Roughly 10/15 minute walk from Aldgate Station
• Booking took place in a small flat which I believe is her permanent residence and flat shares
• Flat is located on a residential side street off Brick Lane so the area itself is busy with it being a tourist attraction but her street itself is fairly quite and discreet

THE EXPERIENCE WITH ROLLA
Arrival
• Was given the post code only and had to message once in the area -> Was then sent her flat name
• It is a small flat and she looks out her window to get a look at you -> This was evident as I messaged for the flat number and she said she could not see me. I was standing on the side and not directly in front to remain discreet and avoid standing in front of the entrance like a fool -> All was good and was given the flat number and told to enter
• Door was already opened with Rolla hiding behind it
Flat
• As I entered I was immediately signalled to be quite -> Reason was to not disturb her flatmates and my guess they are unaware of her line of work
• Was not offered a shower but not an issue for me
• Did not see the flat only her bedroom which was standard reasonable size fit for purpose
First Impressions
• Content what what I saw -> Profile photos are an accurate representation
• As Rolla is asian I was concerned in person she may be much more skinnier and bony in person -> Thankfully for me this was not the case and I would describe her as slim rather than skinny
• Rolla was slim no visible belly, facially she was decent though not quite as attractive as her photos suggested to me personally, breasts are small and ass is small but had some meat so you could grab it
The Actual Punt
• As mentioned had to stay quite throughout the booking, having to whisper
• Initially I was disappointed because who wants to fuck in silence however in this particular circumstance I kind of enjoyed it -> Rolla looks fairly young, gives off a innocent submissive vibe and this for me added to the experience -> It felt like being a young teenager sneaking into a girls house, having to stay quite to avoid being caught, fucking her hard and having her struggle to contain herself
• Quick confirmation of my booking length, handed over the paper which she stored and then began with the booking
• She quickly got naked which I didn’t like as it just adds to it feeling more evidently transactional
• My booking was very vanilla
• I got undressed and after started caressing her body and grabbing her ass
• French kissing I found extremely weird as Rolla has an unusual style -> Its difficult to explain but her mouth was pretty much closed and she just sticks her tongue out
• It was not what I was expecting and didn’t enjoy it so that didn’t last too long -> If this was a paid extra and I would have been extremely disappointed
• Her breasts were small but felt nice to touch and squeeze (They did feel natural)
• I wanted to explore her breasts further so I got her to lie down on the bed
• I then calmly and sensually went to town with them, giving them a good squeeze and sucking
• I spent a good couple of minutes doing this and during this she was responsive and engaged making soft quite moans
• Prior to the booking I was already horny and hard, I chose not to sample her OWO as I wanted to fuck so asked for the condom
• I got her to arch her back for doggystyle which she did and the view looked fairly decent and she had enough meat on the bone to which you could grab and get a bounce
• As I entered she felt nice and tight and I went to town pounding away -> She was engaging throughout moaning softly and quietly
• She could take a pounding as I had no complaints from her
• Eventually could not hold for any longer and let loose in the bag
• 30 minutes with her is a 1 time policy so I knew a second round wasn’t on the cards
The Aftermath
• After I got cleaned up I thought the booking was done even though I had time (From experience with Brazilians) to my surprise she insisted on giving me a massage
• Most massages I’ve experienced with escorts were poor so I wasn’t keen on it but as she insisted went ahead with it
• The massage itself was okay nothing to write home about and throughout she was talking about herself, asking me questions etc -> Which I guess was a nice cooldown after fucking her hard
• Her English isn’t great and had to use Google translate 
Departure
• Got dressed said my goodbyes *quietly* and Rolla saw me out
• When leaving did not encounter any issues 

THE WG (ROLLA)
• Facially decent looks as per profile photos
• Age on profile is 26 but would not be surprised if she is older as escorts do tend to advertise themselves as being much younger
• Her build is slim
• Breasts were small
• Ass is small but there is enough so that you can grab
• English is poor can only understand very basic words and can only properly communicate through Google translate

RATINGS
• Face 3/10
• Body 4/10
• Personality 5/10
• Service 6/10
• Communication (Arranging booking) 5/5
• Location 3/5
• TOTAL 26/50

WOULD I VISIT HER AGAIN?
• Yes

CLOSING THOUGHTS
• Would recommend worth seeing but would suggest either 15 minutes or 30 minutes
• The experience was positive didn’t feel rushed at all -> It didn’t feel like a P&D but definitely not GFE
• Very straightforward in trying to book
• Overall for what she is in terms of facially, body and attitude towards providing the service she is decently attractive and worth seeing

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Northern Ireland & Ireland / Shakti in Belfast
« by Whiskeyjack on May 25, 2026, 06:16:56 pm »
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We met a couple of weeks ago, I’ve been abroad in the interim and didn’t get a chance to post the review. I paid £120 for half an hour, this included French kissing, owo, 69, covered fucking and cim. She’s pretty much as per her profile pic although she’s maybe slightly heavier. Still hot and gets engaged with the session. I’d return. Her place was off the Dublin Road and was fine.

For those interested her stated extras were anal and rimming, I think both were £50 extra.

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West Midlands / Joyful Stone Stratford Upon Avon - Kiki
« by Pete556 on May 25, 2026, 05:50:05 pm »
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1 hour massage £50

Comms - not sure who handles these but was not very good. Gave me a time, but when I turned up they were busy. Not free for another 30 minutes.

Location - Middle of Stratford Town Centre. Easy to find. Plenty of parking around.

Venue - small shop within a small precinct. Not very discreet. Door locked when I arrived so had to wait outside while texting to gain entry. Very small reception area, one massage room downstairs and one upstairs which includes a shower in the corner. There is also a toilet upstairs.

Kiki - slim Chinese girl. Unsure of actual age, but guessing late 30's to mid 40's. Ordinary looking. Dressed in leggings and close fitting top. Unshaved below. Smallish tits.

Eventually gained entry to reception and had to wait a further 10 mins for Kiki to become free. Shown upstairs. Confirmed duration and handed over £50. Kiki left the room while I undressed and lay FD on massage bed.
Kiki returned and asked about pressure etc. Began standing at head of bed and worked neck, shoulders and down back to glutes. Stood to one side and continued down legs. No reach unders and/or CC swipes. Eventually asked off I wanted B2B which I agreed. Some negotiation on price and ended up at £50 for extras. Kiki stripped off and climbed aboard with me face up. Not much sliding around. Gave me access to tits and pussy. Suggested we change places and she lay down face up. Spread her legs for gentle fingering to climax. Changed places and she completed HE with further access to her pussy.

I would not return to be honest. She wasn't really my type. Comms was a nightmare.

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London / Lovely_Olivia - Liverpool St
« by Gapeking on May 25, 2026, 04:47:44 pm »
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£100 half hour

Brunette with a awesome face (reminds me of a Ukrainian pornstar) and a big booty, nice tattoos. Very personable and friendly to chat with.

Multiple positions, her pussy was creaming in doggy. Also did her on her back while I put pumped her from the corner of the bed. Got in the bed to fuck her on her side while she faces me. Finished with her on top, she popped her booty until completion.

Was wary due to the couple of negative reviews, but I would say that this was most definitely a positive experience. There was no rushing me to cum that you get with some roms. Nice bit of chat after.

Worth a visit if she's in the area.

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London / Emms_Emily - Lambeth
« by seed_sprayer on May 25, 2026, 03:55:52 pm »
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Emms_Emily
Lambeth

120 for half an hour of time
Seen in last couple of months

Good comms; to the point but polite
Perfectly serviceable but uninspiring hotel

She’s not as attractive as I expected from pics or reviews
Nothing off putting and in the GND zone IMO - just expected a bit more shapely and face wasn’t quite what I expected

Service is good if perhaps a little formulaic, and can’t deny her OWO was good and she swallowed a large load without an issue. Didn’t have sex as wasn’t feeling it and ended up thinking about an SB who has fucked off abroad for a couple of months whilst she sucked away.

Can see lots of positive reviews on here and don’t doubt it. Struggled slightly after to work out why I didn’t feel the same; went back again and my rating stands.  Nothing wrong service wise here, she knows what’s she’s doing - but just didn’t think she was that attractive. Hoping to avoid the onslaught of her fan club if it exists, but it is what it is.


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London / Patsy Holmes - White City
« by seed_sprayer on May 25, 2026, 03:37:25 pm »
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Patsy Holmes
Good comms - friendly/fun
Surprisingly flexible for her profile

300 for 1h of time

Nice flat in White City, north side (towards Latimer Road)

Pics are accurate
Previous reviews capture the vibe, fit Essex tottie you see at fancy bars
I think probably 30ish
Nice lingerie
Decent ass as per pics - slim waist - looks hot
Very chatty and fun to talk to
Compulsory shower

She’s happy to take the lead - initiated kissing and got going with some very nice OWO without being asked
Technique is excellent, sloppy, smooth,  down to the base, tongue slapping, spitting on it
First pop in her mouth which was swallowed without hesitation and a big grin with eye contact
Then she got me worked up again, condom on and very good cowgirl before doggy which was great with that shape - she looks petite and big assed from behind
Almost tempted to finish there but she was so good swallowing the first load I decided to repeat so popped a second load in her mouth which was again swallowed, she then spent plenty of time cleaning my chopper up with her tongue - hot

No downsides here, she’s fit and seems to enjoy her service list. Only issue is her duo partner Bunny who I’ve seen separately (review to follow) is absolutely stunning and will similarly quite happily swallow the lot - but if you prefer redheads to blondes this is where to come….


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London / Isabelle Green - Euston
« by seed_sprayer on May 25, 2026, 03:21:02 pm »
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Isabelle Green

Seen last month I think
Good comms, to the point, felt a bit direct at some times but it is business of course - think she’d been messed about that day and wasn’t in mood for more of it
Apartment close to Euston, nice place, not most discreet entrance but lots of people around
160 for half an hour of time

Pics are accurate,British lady, MILFy kind of vibe, decent tits and ass, 30s, prob size 12
Prettier than I imagined, nice eyes
Tasteful makeup
In nice lingerie

Relaxed chat, very easy going
Decent OWO, sloppy and wet, played with balls
Decent DT (medium sized but thick)
Good doggy, looks great in that position (covered)
Then back to OWO to finish, she knows what she’s doing and very decent CIM - kept held on with eye contact
Spat (doesn’t swallow)

Positive
Nothing wrong here but not sure I’d rush back with choice on offer but may suit others




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I met with this massage provider a couple of months ago.

Comms: Very easy to sort out a booking via Whatsapp, although she did want to have a quick call to discuss before agreeing to a date and time. It was £180 for a 90 min booking as per her profile.

Venue: her private flat in Eastbourne. It was a nice location and felt discreet. Her flat was clean and comfortable.

Provider: Eastern European woman, probably in her early forties. Fairly average body and I'm afraid I didn't find her very attractive. She also came across as slightly aloof and uninterested.

Service: After a brief conversation about the massage, she had me strip and lie down on my front on her massage couch on the floor. She stripped naked too and began the massage – although I use the term loosely! It was a very low effort performance, mixing light touches of my legs and back with some brief B2B. Most of her energy seemed to be spent on talking about herself and various things that had annoyed her recently, which was not very restful. Eventually she had me turn over and continued with some half-hearted rubbing before delivering a very perfunctory handjob while I gently stroked her back and bum until I came in her hands. No shower was offered, so I got dressed, said goodbye and left.

Conclusion: a boring and mechanical massage without any excitement or eroticism. The search goes on to find an enthusiastic and sexy mature massage provider!

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London / British_bella24 - Deposit Scam
« by satelliteblueness on May 25, 2026, 02:18:45 pm »
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Arranged an outcall meet with British_bella24 roughly a week before, and was asked for an AW booking and £20 travel deposit. Good communications throughout, and confirmed on both sides the day before.

Unfortunately, on the day of the meet, no communication, ghosted, and left lacking my £20!

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East England / blonde sophya - Norwich
« by Norfolkfuntimes on May 25, 2026, 02:00:44 pm »
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Seen in Norwich.

The photos are great and might even be her 15 years ago. One previous review from 21 was a positive, but she must have had a tough few years since then. Classic Rom service. Tried to make me come long before any actual sex and then when I insisted, she chose the position then put her hand over her pussy to stop proper penetration.

Aggressily kept asking me to smile and asking me if I had a sense of humour. When I did smile it was ironically and at my own stupidity for not seeing through all the old clichés.  The venue was embarrassingly public and it was done in 15 mins.

Give it a miss and ignore the positive, it is way out of date.


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One with Nature,
Spa and Massage,

Market Street,
SStoke-on-Trent,
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07704706118

£25 15mins he and £40 topless, £65 total

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Haven’t punted for a while, bit of a once in a blue moon now but wanted a last minute quick fix. Text the number above for a time and price and almost instant reply. Saw they offer a 15 minute service for £25 , have been before so asked what price the extras are- another instant reply with a copy/paste price list. B2b was £40, confirmed price as £65 for b2b with he for £65 - took £70.

The shop is on a busy high street so not discreet but the door is open so can make a quick entry and exit. The girl changes every week so didn’t try to ask a name but was nice enough, good figure and pleasant enough. Offered the money straight up as agreed by text but seemed surprised and said it wasn’t enough for b2b. Told her i had already confirmed and would have brought more if told. Compromised with topless and he which was good but obviously not the service expected. Have the feeling there is a shop manager arranging the bookings and nit communicated - either that or the girl tried it on , not sure.

Neutral for the mix up on their part and not getting what was agreed by text. May just be a one off issue. 



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Scotland / Sophieglasgowgirl - Dumbarton
« by chuck_88 on May 25, 2026, 12:22:48 pm »
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Duration - 30 minutes
Cost - £100

Communication and Set Up

Was in the mood for a MILF one morning and had noticed Sophie's profile on AW.  I'm always wary of booking a girl without knowing what they fully look like as if I'm not attracted to someone then i have no way of faking it.

Sophie's profile suggested she was a 43 year old MILF and a leggy blonde with a super slim sexy body.  Sounded right up my street on paper so took the plunge and fired her off a text.

Sophie asked me to call her straight away which i did and we arranged meet for a few hours later.  She sounded really sexy on the phone so I was looking forward to meeting her.

Location

Flat on a main road in Dumbarton.  Sophie would tell me this is just the flat she works out of and she actually lives in Glasgow.  Plenty on street parking available.

Arrival / First Impression

Things went south the moment Sophie opened the door.  She's not 43 for a start more like 53.  She isnt super slim, probably around a size 14-16.  She isn't a leggy blonde, more like a dumpy gran looking type.  She's not a MILF she is a GIWNLTF.  Did not find her attractive at all.  She has absolutely huge massive saggy tits and a wrinkly old face similar to my ball bag.

However she was friendly and pleasant enough so decided would let her give me a massage and blow job.

The Action

Sophie gave me a massage for around 15 minutes which was pretty good.  Then asked if I wanted a blow job and if I wanted OW or OWO.  Asked for OWO and she gave me blowjob for around 10 minutes.  Didn't really do much for me, was a bit toothy from memory and as I didn't find her attractive knew I wasn't going to be able to blow. 

Shortly after I made my excuses and left, she had asked if I wanted sex but I knew I wasn't going to remain hard enough for that so decided to cut my losses and run.

Conclusion

Definitely would not return.  Not my type at all and there's a good reason why she has no recent photos on her profile or any ones showing her face.  Bit of false advertising going on for sure!

She also had bad breath.

I seen her before I was a member of this place or I would have known not to book her going by other negative reviews which seem to say the same as me.

One to forget for the Chuckster!  :cool:

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Described on their website as 36, size 8-10, 5'5", 34c boobs, brunette.

I would say a reasonable description, size 10-12 maybe. Facially and overall I found her very attractive.

The photos give a reasonable idea of what you will get.

Price for 30 minutes of £65 (£50 basic + £15 gfe which is owo and kissing)

Services provided:
Kissing (FK), Oral (without), Doggy/Mish.

Adriana was friendly and enthusiastic throughout. All services were delivered well. I don't think I was in for the full 30 minutes but didn't feel rushed.

Overall a positive.

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Described on their website as 40, size 8, 5'6", 34g enhanced boobs, brunette.

I would say a reasonable description, size 10 maybe. Has had a lot of work done facially as well as the enhanced boobs.

The photos give a reasonable idea of what you will get.

Price for 30 minutes of £65 (£50 basic + £15 gfe which is owo and kissing)

Services provided:
Kissing (FK), Oral (without), Doggy/Mish/CG.

Mercedes was reasonably friendly in the room and just about enthusiastic enough. All services were provided reasonably well, but she didn't linger on any one service and we finished with some time to spare.

Overall a positive.

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East Midlands / Health & Beauty - Leicester
« by Knny on May 25, 2026, 11:50:32 am »
Walked in to this place on King Richards Rd, Leicester, last week not expecting much.  The phone number is 07449 861343 - but I did not call in.

Had an hours massage for £55, gave the girl 60 and never received any change.  I stripped off without being shy and she started her massage. When she came over to head of the table I started caressing her hips.  Agreed body to body for £60 as no FS available.  All in all, it was an ok experience and I cannot fault the girl in this Massage/HE setup.  But I do feel it is way overpriced - on the way back, I was thinking, I could have had a proper FS punt.

Anyways, the girl looked like a milf Chinese with a good rack.  Slim but with a stomach.  A natural woman which I like.

Rating this as a positive as I left happy for indulging.  Total cost should have been 115, but I didn't have the exact amount, so I was down 120 without any change given.

Would I return?   Maybe but unlikely soon.  I only went as I was passing by.


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London / Me and You South Woodford/ Angelica
« by a.azd9966 on May 25, 2026, 11:45:07 am »
I was reading the posts here and was thinking of going to Herbal Clinic, Cricklewood to meet Tara. When i called them they said she is not there anymore (phrased it like went for holiday and never coming back).

So i decided to call Me and You which is 15min from my place and booked.

Went there Angelica guided me to room. Agreed for a B2B 1hr £150

After shower i lied down on the table. She came few minutes later.

Angelica is slim. One think i like for her is no implants or additional surgeries, all natural.

She started slowly with rubbin her breasts and after few minutes she climbed and started sliding all over the body. She occasionally gives some good cc swipes as well.

She made feel me that all her parts were touching my body. She gave some strong massage with her butt and pussy. It was great.
Most of the time she was concentrating on back side that i felt was too much.

On turning around she gave a good feeling of her breast and butt. Allowed touching and she sometimes comes closer to our ear and give us a breath.

Around 50min she gave me a good HJ and released. Wiped clean and she gave me a really good leg message. She said she had taken massage courses and i can see that on her process.

I would like to see her next time as well. But with me and you what i noticed is we get different person every time.

After having shower i left fully satisifed.

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London / Flavia - 34 Romilly Street, Soho walk up
« by Cullen on May 25, 2026, 11:17:30 am »
I first saw Flavia at the Romilly St walk up one sunny Tuesday last month. She's a new girl on the scene, Brazilian, mid 30s, blonde, gorgeous slim pert body, with some pussy hair (a rarity among working girls in my experience) and pretty face. Certainly up there with the hottest in Soho, although that is a low bar these days. She also speaks next to no English.

For our first meet I plumped for sex and oral for £50. She gave a decent BJ, with me laid on the bed while she sucked me off for a few minutes with a bit of eye-contact, then into missionary for a few minutes fucking, gradually increasing the intensity. The sex and oral were decent, but what got me (and got me returning) was how sexy I found her, both physically and also her manner. Not being able to communicate beyond sign language is an issue, but once the gloves were off she knows her allure and uses it.

So, I did return, this time to Greens Court in Soho, where she works Sat and Mon, and while the positive is based on my experience above, I thought I'd share this to help get a better picture of how things are with here, at least from my experience.

This time, I planned to go for 20 minutes (£75), but as soon as I got into her room and she suggested 30 minutes (£90) I couldn't resist. For 30 minutes I was fully expecting some RO, which is always something I go for, even over a BJ at times. But no, she wagged her finger at me when I did the international sign language for cunninglingus and waggled my tongue. Instead, what she offered was a couple of fingers inside her, and some pretty vigorous frigging of her clit, with her hand directing the movement and pace at times. I don't think I've ever had a WG do this with me before and wasn't sure what to make of it - was she controlling the movement to get her off? In any case, she seemed to get wet (although she did stick a load of lube on my fingers beforehand - something she did every time I put my finger in or around her pussy during the 30 mins), and she definitely makes the right faces, proper sexy looking.

A great BJ followed, this time with me kneeling over her on the bed, nearly bringing me off, which is rare with a rubber on. Another quick frig followed and then into doggy where I pulled her pert arse cheeks apart and enjoyed her sweet little hole while I slowly fucked her. Some mutual masturbaton followed, before I got her into missionary, starting gently and then pulling her legs back for a quick pounding to finish.

This second meet would also be a positive, but a low one, based on the fact that she doesn't allow RO, and also her lack of English. Other than that, she's the sexiest girl I've seen in Soho for a long time, probably since Thai Poppy (who also worked out of the same address, if anyone remembers her).


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No longer latino, now fully Chinese.  Lady is in 40s, not really a looker, but chatty (broken english) and shapely - nice rack, bit of a pot belly but real-world all woman.

Extras were discussed before I got on the table on both occasions.  First time I think it was 60 for half hr naked massage with B2B.  She was on her totm so services limited.  2nd time ditto but with face sitting and OW, £80.  All services delivered with enthusiasm.  Full service not on the agenda "at this location" which makes me think she's well experienced throwing the leg over when working elsewhere.  Massage itself was OK but if you're going for a proper rub you're in the wrong place, I just hope for / enjoy the tease up to the tug.

Not overly discrete in terms of location in the village, I met the other apartment resident (not a local) coming up the stairs as I was leaving.

She did mention that she also works at the place in Bloomfield a couple of days which is run by her sister (from memory a house across the way from Connswater).


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London / Rose - Bamboo Panda - Beddington/Croydon
« by JM on May 25, 2026, 09:29:03 am »

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Passing this Chinese chop one Saturday and popped in on spec early (10am) when they had just opened.

Met in reception by good looking 30 something Chinese lady who turned out to be Rose my masseuse.

Taken into room at front of shop.  Well appointed room with shower in corner.

Get undressed.  Rose asks how I'd like the massage and when I say gentle, a clear giggle and then feather strokes start and immediate much attention to bum.  Lots of nice FDM sensuality and after 20 mins or so I ask if she does B2B.  Yes - how much you pay? I say £50 which was readily accepted.   She undresses and jumps into shower to wash her pussy (so more than the B2B I was after clearly would be available).   (A little strange to shower as it was early and I must have been the first customer - ah well, can't complain about too much hygiene).

Rose is slim, cute, C-cup, trimmed - 35 yo perhaps.   

A very nice time was had.   I didn't partake in RO or anything.  She used her chin on my balls so I guess if I had asked OW(O) would have been on offer.

In FUM lots of play on perineum.  A silent look and nod and smile and her finger was up my arse.    Lots of oil and she pumped away while I came.  And kept pumping.  A really nice ending.

£45 for 45 mins. £50 for B2B.


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East England / SweetThaiIrin - Peterborough
« by MagicMike on May 25, 2026, 08:49:12 am »
Saw Irin this hot weekend. Had been let down by a Brazilian (she was at a friend’s BBQ  :unknown:) so this was after a quick search and firing off a few messages. She came back quickly and was there in 30 minutes.
£130 for the hour, plus £20 CIM and £20 DFK = £170

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This was the flat above the shop, where I’ve seen Oily and others. Easy once you know it and I like its seediness.

Door was opened by Irin and I liked what I saw. Petite and smiling Thai with a very pretty, almost fox-like face. Nice tight body and big tits in a see through gown. She led me to the room and took the money. We stripped off quickly as it was so hot, but she had 2 fans going.

Started with kissing and groping. Lots of DFK from the off and throughout. I turned her around to grope. Her tits are really well done and feel almost natural, but could tell implants when she bent over. Got her on all fours and went to town on RO and rimming. Really neat and tidy down there. Alternated between the two for ten minutes while I spread her cheeks. Lots of good noises from her.

I then got her on her knees. A great, attentive BJ with lots of shaft and balls licking and then taking it fairly deep. Was very enjoyable and she made lots of eye contact. This didn’t last long before I came a huge load in her mouth. She took the lot and kept sucking. Then went off to spit in the bin.

Relaxed and had a brief massage after. Was good and hard and she knows what she’s doing. She had to keep cancelling a call she was getting so I flipped over and groped her again. Then asked for 69 and she hopped on top. Unlike past reviewer, I had good access to her pussy and licked away while she sucked. She was going really deep and rubbing my balls and arsehole. Was fucking great!

After a while of this, I wanted to fuck her. So condom on and she lowered on me. Began very slow and sensual with lots of DFK and stroking. Then ramped up and some good hard fucking with us taking turns to control it. She has a lovely small tight body to grab. Then switched to doggy and standing doggy. She put her arm back to be held and I pulled her in and fucked her really hard. She can really take it well and her pussy felt wet and tight. Came again in this position.

I was about done but she said “you have more time” so gave me another massage to finish. Again, really good and worked on the knots, chatting away.

A solid positive for me. Others have reviewed neutral, so maybe I caught her on a good day. I would definitely recommend though. Kisses and smiles on the way out.

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East England / China Jade Peterborough: Ivy
« by Foxtail17 on May 25, 2026, 07:32:10 am »
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Paid £50 for 60 mins plus £70 extras: B2B and RO.

After an early breakfast I decided to try this place again as my hotel was less than 5 minutes walk away.
I was a bit early, around 9am, but the Open sign was lit so in I went. Door was unlocked and as I went in a voice from upstairs asked me to lock it. Shoes exchanged for slippers as the sign requested and met by Ivy, 50-ish lady, chatty and giggly wearing a yellow summery dress. Poor English I thought.
Used the loo, acceptable, and was shown into a room with a shower, armchair, little stool on wheels and no bloody cctv screens!!! Hurrah.

Paid the cash for an hour and she left to stash it, as I stripped off. Ivy came back just before I lay down and gave my balls a jiggle and slapped my arse. Game on!!

Onto the table and Ivy started by pressing all over my body. My scapulas were a bit sore after a night in a chain hotel bed and this highlighted the problem and Ivy worked on them quite succesfully.
Massage was decent then 40 mins in the CC swipes and reach unders started and she asked me to turn over. She then started to stroke my cock and balls, getting me rock hard, before asking if I wanted more!!!

I said I wanted B2B and to lick her and offered £60, she said £80 but we settled on £70. She wanted the cash immediately which broke the flow slightly.

She was undressed by the time I gave her the cash. Slim lady, small but firm natural boobs, full bush.
She lay on the bed and I got to work. Tbh the false noises were a bit over the top but I enjoyed it.
Back onto the bed and she oiled me up a bit and started the B2B, offering up her tits for me to lick and suck which she may have enjoyed.
She the positioned herself with my cock on her pubes and rocked away. She honestly appeared to be enjoying this and I cum quite a bit from this.

She cleaned me up, more massage on my front and I was out bang on 60 minutes.
There was another younger looking lady in the kitchen when I left.

When I asked Ivy how long she had worked there she just said ‘sometime here, sometimes other place.’

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North West / Maya Luxury Lady & Barbie_Sexy - TOFTT
« by TheBlackMage on May 25, 2026, 06:24:40 am »
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This was the worst SW experience I have ever had. Avoid both these providers.

Cost - £340 for both for 1 hour.

I originally asked Maya for a domination session a few days prior. This was set up up with short but reasonable messaging. I confirmed on the day, and she asked whether I would like a duo session as she worked with Barbie_Sexy. Barbie was also in my hotlist, so I said sure.

I messaged when five minutes away. They kept me waiting for a few minutes after the start time. Not great but not too bad, as long as I got my full hour I would not be bothered. I then get a last minute message asking my ethnicity. Weird but whatever.

I get into the flat which was fairly standard. Maya answered the door. The face was not what I hoped for, but not awful either. Looked slim and like the photos. Paid the money straight up (should have waited until I met Barbie also!) and continued. I saw Barbie and she was nothing like the photos. Several dress sizes bigger, and not attractive. Could she be the woman in the photos? Possibly, same style of hair. Maybe ten years ago with a very good cameraman. Oh well I thought, make the best of a bad situation. I was very glad I already showered as there was only one filthy towel in the bathroom.

The action started which was stilted, staged, mechanical. Fifteen minutes in Maya suddenly starts complaining about the play, and that I keep asking her to stop as I'll cum too quickly and I want to stretch it out over the hour. She starts this bizarre tirade about how the kink was dangerous (it is absolutely not - we had only got to a mild level, and this was a kink stated explicitly on both their profiles), and that she wasn't going to be responsible for someone dying in her flat. She also complained that her hand was sore. I offered some suggestions which of course just continued to break the fragile aroused mindset I had managed), and her rant intensified saying that she wouldn't have someone dying in her flat and that she would do what she wanted. She kept the handjob up til I came, and I got dressed and left.

This was truly weird, an obvious scam, possibly bait and switch, and extremely poor service. I advise avoiding at all costs.

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North West / Japanese girl - Blackpool
« by Blackpool Rock on May 25, 2026, 12:25:37 am »
I've had the hangover horn all day and been thinking about unloading while looking at AW and VS profiles plus a helping of Porn so I finally succumbed to booking a girl and couldn't be arsed driving to Preston (mistake)
Decided to plump for one of the Blackpool Asians who I know won't be the girl in the pics but a few of them have had decent reviews recently, anyway I made the mistake of going for this one whose location was on Chapel Street near Central Drive, The girl will change every week or so even if the profile continues, it stood out as being different as it listed an extra £10 for kissing and OWO

Quick replies by WhatsApp, I arrive 10 minutes early and contact to say let me know and after a few minutes get a message back telling me the key code, what a fucking disaster as there was a keypad which was obvious which i'm entering the number into but the actual keypad is under the bastard door handle and you have to spin it round.
I asked her to come down and let me in which perhaps the lazy bitch should have done to begin with but just as I got the code entered and opened the door she'd actually come down the stairs
My initial reaction was to turn and walk away as she simply wasn't shagable, i'd had a shit day all day and it was getting worse, every bone in my body was just saying walk but like some simple cunt of a retard for some reason I followed the fucking pig in and up the stairs to her lair, entered the room and it fucking reeked of smoke, how the fucking alarm hadn't gone off is beyond me

So the girl bore no resemblance whatsoever to the girl in the pics (expected) but she was the polar opposite probably 5'2" but more like a size 14 which with her small height made it worse, not at all pretty and with manky teeth
I've already decided that i'm not paying extra to kiss this and i'm also thinking I don't want OWO either so I pay her £60/hh as there wasn't a 15 minute option but at least I managed to bat away the hour option that she kept pushing

I strip off wondering WTF I was actually doing as i'm pretty sure I won't be able to perform, she strips off and it's not a good sight, saggy tits and a gut with stretch marks, I wouldn't fuck this if she was paying me  :vomit:

I end up lying on my front while she rubs my back hoping that I will get in the mood enough at least for a HJ, I did ask if she had any oil as an oily wank may have done it but she said no  :dash:
A few minutes in and she tells me to turn over then starts wanking me but i'm flaccid and there's not any sign of life even with a blue pill as you do have to at least fancy what's in front of you slightly
What I'd also noticed when she was rubbing my back was that she kept fucking sniffing all the time, I asked if she had a cold but she claimed that it was the sea air, i'm calling BS on that
She wanks me and nothing is happening but she still wants to put the condom on me for oral, by now i'm lying there wishing for a big hole to open up and swallow me and start making excuses that i'm really hot so may not get hard.
Condom on and she starts sucking my soft cock for a few minutes all the time sniffing but proper snot gobbling type sniffing  :vomit:

I know this is a shit show and isn't getting any better so make my excuse that i'm just too hot, in fairness she offers to use lube and wank me off then to massage me but I tell her that I'm going as i'm just wasting her time now
I dress and leave after about 15 minutes feeling dirty as fuck and really dejected, it's one of those punts that you know you shouldn't do then you know you should walk then walk away feeling bad with buyers remorse

Note to self - Next time you're tempted to book and you 100% know it's not the girl in the pics just throw the money in the bin instead  :dash:

It's my own fault for being a twat but at least i'm only £60 lighter and still have balls full of spunk so hopefully there will be something worth punting next week

Oh and I was her 1st punter of the day, this was 9.00 this evening so clearly no return business

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North West / Courtney - Temptations - Prestwich
« by Huddsfun on May 24, 2026, 11:27:06 pm »
First review in a while, had a little success away from the scene, but I was heading to Manchester to meet friends, so thought it would be rude not call in at Temptations on the way.

Rang as was setting off and Courtney was free at the time I'd get there. Used front entrance, it's kinda discreet but also obvious at the same time, you can kinda just disappear down the short ally, rang the buzzer and was let in.

Piad £50 at reception and told to go to a room, cant remember the number, had a quick shower and before I had done Courtney entered, she was shorter than the impression I got from the pics, blonde, big boobs and sexy, agreed on PSE which I gave her £20.

Started with a massage as I just wanted to relax a little, good conversation, not sexually, which didn't help the erection, soon flipped over to receive great oral, nice and deep, the 69, she tasted nice and fresh, so no issues there.

On with the bag and she climbed on top, great view of her magnificent boobs, turned around for doggy, got really deep and nice and tight, I filled the bag, and she handed me a wipe.

A positive punt for me, it was just a parlour punt and I got what I needed and expected, dont think I'd see her again, but thats because there are others I'd like to see when in area.

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London / China, Yuhe - Harrow
« by vistatom on May 24, 2026, 11:04:00 pm »
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Price - £70
Time - 30 min (b2b massage, OW, RO, sex)

Inquired on WhatsApp and got an instant reply with photos of a different girl than on aw.  Offered £70 for 30 min and £120 for hour (2 shots).  I asked for 1 hour and arranged a meet within a few hours.

Location:  on Kenton Rd between Harrow and the roundabout.  There's often slow moving traffic on this road so it's not the most discrete, I went at a quiet time of day and the road was still full.  I messaged when I arrived and was told to use the side gate, which was locked and there was no-one there.  Eventually after about 2-3 min (which felt like an eternity) the gate opened as the girl was showing the previous guy out.  Clearly someone else was handling the comms.

Girl:  Different than the pictures.  Decent looking, mid-late 20s or could be early 30s.  C-cup, I noticed stretch marks under them later so maybe enhanced but I couldn't tell.  Her English was zero, and I mean zero, which resulted in some confusion at times.

Venue:  I was lead through the side door into a tiny living room / kitchen combo, with a floor bed taking up most of the space and a screen divider between it and the entrance.  Another woman came in, said something in Chinese and left into another room, I wondered if she or others would be coming and going.  It wasn't enticing at all.  When asked how long I changed my mind and went for 30 min for £70.

On the bed, clothes off, and immediately offered owo for £20 which I declined (took a few minutes to realize what she was offering).  We started with face down massage, which was actually quite good, she clearly has some training and did some legit stretches on my legs.  Progressed to b2b, then flipped and continued.  Next condom on and OW.  She kept doing the teeth thing, razor sharp and uncomfortable which was hard to communicate.  We moved on to sex in cowgirl.  She struggled on top with the size and asked to switch position early.  Some RO then missionary into finish.  Cleaned up and left.


Would I go back?  Probably.  Good looking girl and decent value for money.  But not discrete location, also seeing a guy leave as you arrive is off-putting.

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East Midlands / Sensual_Thai_Flower - Leicester
« by undertheradar on May 24, 2026, 10:46:02 pm »
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Meet - 30 min
Notes - 80 + 10 French Kiss

Saw this little cutie in Leicester while away on "work duty". I do like a slim Thai girl and was pleasantly surprised at the service and attitude.

Fired off a few texts, communication on point and super easy. At the door within 30 mins with clear direction and no hassle. Said she's just arrived and was going to stay here 1 week.

100% the girl in the pics. I think she looks better than the photos, seems like the type of girl that isnt great in pics but looks better in real life. She's slim, sexy  "sleepy looking" eyes, nice big smile wearing red lipstick as I requested with really big boobs for her frame. I think theyre enhanced but feel nice and soft to touch. Seems to act a little shy but really shes quite cheeky and has a naughty glint in her eye.

I asked for a more sensual meet and she exceled in this. Straight to some lovely french kissing and some mutual fondling and she helped me undress while teasing my cock. I removed her bra to unleash some absolutely massive knockers which look so much bigger as she her a very slim frame. All the while kissing and playing with each other until we collapsed on the bed. It felt kinda like hooking up with a long lost girlfriend rather than smashing a porn star wild time. All seemed Very sensual and I enjoyed it.

Her English is OK, not great but plenty enough to get through the meet. After the initial touching and undressing She said she'd really like to "eat" my cock. I obliged. Not sure if she usually charges for OWO or not but she had a quick inspection noticed I was clean and got down to work. Didnt ask for any extra from me.  Lovely technique, long slow sucks and strokes and lots of eye contact making noises like it was turning her on (Probabaly wasnt, Im not that delusional but it was nice in the moment). As she sucked I repositioned her and moved up the bed and had a nice play with her clit using some lube. She seemed to enjoy this and got quite excited pushing her clit back asking me to carry on.

Then she lay on her back pulling my head in for a kiss and applied the condom. I pulled her hair back a little and she gave really good eye contact as we did a little missionary. Made all the right noises and I nearly came too soon. Asked her to go on top and she did that special "Thai cowgirl" move where they basically squat on top, coming down for a few kisses in between. I found it quite sensual and she seems to be enjoyed it, which really made the meet to be honest even if it was acting. Nearly came again while she was on top but wanted to have a little smash from behind to finish in the bag. As we changed positions she mentioned she does CIM for 20 extra but Im was happy to just finish in the bag while giving her a good pounding from behind. She could take it and didnt complain about going a little harder fucking to finish.

All in all a really good meet with a girl that seems eagar to please and shes generally a little shy but also very skilled in the bedroom

No clock watching at all, I was in and out within 25 mins but 100% my decision to leave when I did.

I would go again and probably will make time to go see her before she leaves Leicester - says shes staying 1 week

All in all a good return to punting from me after a while out of the game - lets hope for more like this as we progress!


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South East / Sasha98 - Milton Keynes
« by Maeppe on May 24, 2026, 09:59:25 pm »
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Meeting took place in January.

Comms: All via text. I texted in the morning detailing my age, nationality and requested time per the instructions on her profile. Reply was within 30 mins agreeing a time in the afternoon. Location was a hotel and instructions to find the room were clear. Reception staff didn't seem to care about people coming and going so no awkward conversations.

Price: I opted for 30 mins which cost £150.

The girl: She looked incredible. She's in great shape as per her pictures. Toned abs, slim legs, nice arse and enhanced tits. While they are enhanced, she has kept them very proportional to her slim frame and I think they look great. I'm pretty certain they'd have looked great pre enhancement too but it's good that she hasn't gone ott. I much prefer this to the giant enhanced tits some women go for. She also had a couple of tattoos which she keeps out of her pictures.

The action: I explained that I was after a pretty vanilla experience, FK, oral both ways and sex in a few positions and she was happy to oblige. It all flowed quite naturally and just felt like a fun hookup as opposed to a mechanical paid service. Kissing was great, not super deep and slobbery, just passionate making out with some tongue action going on. It was available whenever I wanted which is always nice. There was a fair bit of this along with me exploring her body with my hands as I got undressed and we headed to the bed. Her body feels as good as it looks. She slipped out of her lingerie and we laid next to one another continuing this little make out session.

Soon she worked her way down and started on OWO. She had a good technique but I didn't want to spend too long on this it was only a 30 min meet. I asked to switch places and she happily agreed. All fresh and clean and she got nice and wet during this. She was also interactive, running her hands through my hair and squeezing me with her legs. By this point I was very turned on and wanted to fuck her.

She grabbed a condom and rolled it on. It was a skyn which was a nice touch as I find the feeling is good with these. Small amount of lube and she hopped on in CG. This is a fantastic sight, her abs and tits on show and she switched between grinding and riding. I was also able to pull her in for kisses and do a bit of work from the bottom. We then did a short stint of doggy which looks and feels great. Finished with missionary, kisses on tap and tits available for some play as well. I soon filled the bag and continued to FK. Quick clean up and then she laid down next to me, happy to let my hands roam as we had a chat to fill the last 5 mins or so. Conversation flowed naturally, she was very normal to talk to which adds to the GFE feel.

I got dressed and was shown out a little past the 30 minute mark.

While the price was more than I usually like to pay, her coming off as very genuine, being extremely hot and talented in bed to boot meant I didn't regret parting with the additional funds on this occasion.

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South East / Amelia… Woking
« by paul_tall_ on May 24, 2026, 09:50:07 pm »
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Daytime May 2026

Location
Flat near Sainsburies/The Range in Knaphill, can park in the shop car park for up to 3 hrs, flat clean, newish, guessing airbnb type as other providers seem in that area on a rotation basis

Comms
Rang actually answered, confirmed details and availability  and sent post code on agreeing a time later that day, good English

Whats she like
Attractive, curvier than the main profile photos suggest but not big just curves , would say she is around the age of her profile and Polish

The Important part
Only went for 30 mins £100, sex multiple positions ow, some light kissing, i didnt go down on her but allowed touching
Oral was good , started mish ended doggy, great view
Shower was offered didnt take
Quite chatty
Suggested would be back in area

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West Midlands / XTSS LANNAH R - Wolverhampton
« by slsfcs16 on May 24, 2026, 09:08:18 pm »
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Took place last month, paid £100 for 30 mins. She was staying near the bus station. Girl in the pics but airbrushed slightly. Although the selfies on disintas are accurate. Quite tall with a nice juicy ass.

Started with some LK and mutual touching, whilst we both undress. Next we take turns sucking each other. Her cock was around 6 inches with a bit of a bend to it - bigger then I thought it would be based on her other review. She then went to get a condom and I asked her to top me. I lay on my back and she went in but it felt too painful so asked her to stop. For some reason I couldn't get comfortable so she whipped the condom off and stuffed her cock in my mouth instead. Eventually asked to fuck her so on with condom and she bent over on the bed for doggy. I pounded away before I positioned her to be standing in front of a mirror on the wall. Fucked her from behind switching between kissing, light choking on her and sucking on my fingers before I lay down on the bed. She rode me in reverse cow girl until I filled the bag.

Overall light positive decent service. I would see her again though if she was in the area.

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East Midlands / NaughtyNaomi4u - Derby [TOFTT]
« by Rabalder on May 24, 2026, 08:40:08 pm »
45min Incall - £120 (agreed to do 45min for £120, usually only 1hr at £150)
Full Service
(dfk, owo, ro, protected sex)

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This one is a TOFTT, couldn't find anything on here and unfortunately a negative.

I was drawn to her profile as she was local and feedback seemed ok.
The first I suppose red flag was the comms, AW messages took ages to be answered and it took a few days to arrange a meet finally getting her Whatsapp number and trying to arrange a meet when she was available (which is sporadic) and she does ask a lot of questions (which I think are pointless as I found out later). Initially this was kind of a thrill to know she only does this very part-time, is married but at the same time frustrating with the comms.

We agreed on a time and price, I wanted 30mins but settled on 45mins as I didn't want an hour with someone who has no info on here. The comms on the day were fine, she works from her own place (and marital home) in the NE area of Chellaston, Derby. I was concerned that maybe once inside their could be issues if anyone else was their but I didn't detect anyone else home.

The girl herself is pleasant and seemed friendly but in a very quiet way which is why I feel slightly bad giving a negative, however their are some issues which hit me straight away and overall this is feedback. Naomi said she would be dressed in something sexy like her profile pics, I think she may have forgot as she was wearing a tracksuit and hoody and had made little effort. We discussed what I was hoping for (squirting) and money changed hands. I went for a quick shower and returned. The action took place upstairs in a spare room.

Here things just went downhill, I got the feeling she was either really new and unsure of all of this or needed some quick easy money and didn't care. She took off all her clothes and seems larger that her pics suggest, I moved in and tried to initiate kissing but it didn't feel right and she seemed to shy away. The same time i got the feeling she wasn't 100% fresh or hadn't showered just wet wiped, and her hair felt greasy. We moved onto the bed for some owo which was ok but she positioned herself away from me so couldn't reach her pussy, their was just no vibe here and I knew this was a 'going through the motions punt'. I moved things along and tried some RO to switch things up, errr not shaved but stubbly and my suspicions about the shower were confirmed she wasn't fresh and I could carry on for long. I got her on her knees for some owo and was hard enough for the condom, decided on doggy over the bed and again some odours from poor hygiene routine and she had a hairy bumhole (very black hairs which I didn't expect), couldn't look at this for long so flipped her over and finished in mish. I was left to clean myself up, no wetwipes around so unprepared, I got some tissue from the bathroom and washed in the sink. I left really disappointed, no squirting, no passion and not delivering on the things I requested despite the many questions of what I was looking for over text. I found it strange she texted me an hour later saying she enjoyed her time with me and hoped I would see her again.


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North West / Misschelseabrook - Cheadle
« by ukman123 on May 24, 2026, 08:10:36 pm »
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Saw her 2 months ago. Paid £200 + £40ish for an hour with anal.

Comms
Very easy, just dropped her a text about a week beforehand.

Location
It was at the Cheadle Hotel. It's very easy to drive there, with free parking. The hotel was clean, with no noisy receptionist. However public transport wise it seems a bit barren.

Girl
She only had one picture at the time, and it looked just like her. She is a fit MILF with enhanced tits and arse. Very curvy.

Experience
Walked into the room, sorted out the money, and had a shower. Walked out to find her in black lingerie, bent over the bed. Initiated some DFK, took off the lingerie, and went straight to rimming her arse. Long story short: got a BJ, got rimmed, and fucked her pussy for a bit. The best part, of course, was sliding into her ass and pounding it in all the positions. Finally, she got on all fours, and I unloaded two weeks' worth in her butt. Had a cuddle and a shower, then left with a spring in my step to the car.

Overall
Highly positive, she did everything just how I wanted. I would recommend her, especially when she is at her Cheadle location

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West Midlands / Joyful Stone - Stratford upon Avon - Eva
« by shed on May 24, 2026, 07:45:54 pm »
This is a stone wall negative from me if ever there was. Total waste of money. Firstly I admit I'm not a Greek God and overweight, but that's the reason I punt. Visit was in the early days of the new owners.


Was greeted by Eva as I entered the shop and ushered into the downstairs room. Everything was clean and good to go. Agreed on one hour massage at £50 plus BTB at an extra £50. She wanted £60 but I declined so she settled. I have been erasing this from my memory so a very brief summary rather than detail.

Eva is decent looking, probably mid thirties, nice tits, maybe five foot, dressed in short skirt, no tights and semi reveling top. Presentation 8/10.

Massage..  shite. Just stroking hand over the body. No cc swipes despite encouraging her by words and actions. After ten minutes I turned over and asked for BTB to which she stripped completely and lay on her back. We had agreed reverse massage to which I had wrongly assumed she would know included RO and full access to her tits and body..I immediately could feel she was uncomfortable and their was no access to her pussy and after a few seconds I was encouraged not to play with her boobs...... hello!,...,..0/10

So I  immediately stopped, suggested she get dressed and give me hand jobby. Started sensual and went to jackhammer within a few seconds. At this point I was pissed off so I politely told her that I needed to leave. Didn't ask for any money back. She is obviously, or was with me, frigid and in the wrong job. I was told she hadn't been doing massage for very long and it showed..

Others may get a better service than me . She is a nice lady and the shop looks very new and clean. Location is reasonably discreet.

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Location: Shop NG3, Sneinton/Motorpoint Arena
Comms: Easy by WhatsApp
Service: Booked a massage, went with LFK, RO, OW
Duration: 30 minutes
Price: £35 + £30

Sophie: Small friendly Chinese girl, decent body, small tits, hairy gash, wet as fuck

Meeting: Based on other review, swerved the massage. Into the room, enquired about B2B and chucked her extra 30. Light kissing as we stripped. Got her to lie back on the massage table and munched away. Moaning and wet as fuck. Snatch is too hairy for me so won't return but made all the right noises and possibly had an orgasm. Enquired about fuck and she seemed game but clearly a language issue. Sex declined. After that I'm on the table, she's back in 69 and I tongue her gash some more whilst she blows me with a plastic sandwich bag on. Decent BJ. Filled the bag in seconds. Fucked off after 25 minutes.

Wouldn't go back. She's lovely but I don't like hairy cunts. Recommended though as a one off.

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East Midlands / —Lara— - Derby
« by Rabalder on May 24, 2026, 06:55:43 pm »
45min Incall - £100
Full Service
(dfk, owo, ro, protected sex)

extras
Anal (depending on size) £60
COF £30
Swallow £40
Rimming £40
Watersport (giving) £20

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Lara was advertising 45mins at £100 in Derby, since then she has put her prices up to 45mins £120.


This took place in Derby, at apartments just around the corner from Lidl.
The comms were easy, decided on a mid afternoon punt, all arranged with no fuss and easy directions.

Lara's pics on her profile are accurate some are a little filtered/photoshopped, services were agreed beforehand and confirmed as ok before cash parted hands. I was asked to shower which I was fine (I always shower before and find these days I get asked to or I ask to have a quick shower almost every punt, for 5mins its ok and find usually the punt goes well). I would say she is mid 30's milf type, curvy and I feel all around attractive and pleasant.

After short introductions and relaxing chit chat, we started slowly kissing turning into some slow deep french and removing what little clothing we were both wearing. I like to take my time and spent a while exploring Lara's body and a long about of RO, she was shaved and clean (no odours) and seemed to be really enjoying it with lots of moans and writhing. I couldn't get her over and she said it was my turn, so got straight into owo and moved her round so could play with her pussy but no fingers inside. It was really some good owo, great technique and soft, occasional drool and gag and attention to balls. She reached for the condom, applied and she got on some really slow deep grinding which again felt amazing inside and build herself up into a rhythm (changing position felt like it would kill the flow) as I was holding her hips she held onto the headboard and was rubbing her clit, planting heavily and got herself off getting very flushed and flopped on top of me to catch a breath. We stayed like this for a quite a while with more kissing before it was time to make a move, she offered me a shower after which I took and she showered while I was getting dressed.
It was a enjoyable punt.

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Catty Thai - No reviews on here so imagine it to be a TOFTT

Catty Thai , Blonde highlighted hair, pleasantly pretty , language ok, large rack for a Thai. age ? tbh , mmm its hard to ascertain, id say probably mid - to late 30s. certainly not 20s.
Fee :70HH
When: May 2026
Location : usual whore house in converted office block in Kidderminster, top floor, steep flight of stairs , untidy foyer, but spotless bedroom. If youve been before you will know the score, Its in the Estate agents quarter , reasonably quiet, odd pedestrian around , paid for parking just round the corner .
Communication : all arranged by Text.
Events: Seen her Green light was on , so after having a bit of a lacklustre massage at Pure , decided to see this Thai whore, which to TBH wasnt that much more than Pure , which is 30 plus 40 for B2B/ HE.
Scaled the stairs , gasping at the top, slight breather, Door opened, Catty behind door, in Lingerie, looked hot , good rack, probably a size 10.
Documents exchanged , and stashed, we both strip off each other, shes friendly and i get to feel up the boobage, She a slips rubber onto my stiffening cock and begins a ow blowie,  pretty good, quite deep , but not DT. We eventually go to 69 , where i enjoy her , cunny hunny begins to flow and a few gasps and ahhs.
After a few minutes of this , i lie back on the bed and she mounts me CG, riding me fast and furious , I slow her down , Im near, so ask for Doggie, She positions herself and i re-enter her , She took a reasonable pounding , no whiffs , smells or discharges , I roar like a stag in rut, filling the bag. She reaches around and squeezes my knackers , making sure im on empty. Holding the bag on my softening cock , she scuttles forward , making sure the condom stays put and i dont dribble spunk on to the bed. Id say they sleep in these rooms as lots of girly stuff around.
Rubber removed , quick wipe down with a baby wipe , im helped to dress and quick hug and im out the door , slight less than the 30 mins, but she done the job for me and i would recommend.
I see shes down South West now , but a good punt if she comes back.

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North West / Daisy at Sheridans of Salford
« by Markc on May 24, 2026, 05:46:19 pm »
I have saw Daisy before but that was in 2023 and it was a different kind of session so hopefully it is OK to do this review.

I was in Manchester last week for a couple of days and l had already had 2 punts. One with Suzanna from Secrets ( review already done) and another one which l will review soon. I woke up in my hotel still feeling horny so thought l would try and get to see someone in the morning before the long 3 hour drive home. I checked Sheridan’s website as it was close to my hotel and luckily Daisy who l seen before was working. I phone them at 10am to make a booking and Daisy was free at 12pm to see me for 30 minutes.

So l arrived just before 12pm and was greeted in reception by the friendly receptionist. She offered me a drink which l took and told me to take a seat as Daisy was still with a client but wouldn’t be long. I sat and chatted to another WG who was sat in receptionist and there was another guy waiting for another girl who was already working in a room. Just before 12 Daisy come into reception with the guy she had been with, kissed him goodbye and come over and greet me. I paid the room fee of £20 to the reception and followed Daisy into her room.

I told her l wanted a lazy session from me where l wanted her to massage me, do OWO and finish me with a handjob. She said that was fine and it would be £30 to her and an extra £10 for OWO. So l handed her £40. She popped out of the room to drop off the cash. One thing to remember if you’re going to book her the website says she is 21. It has said this for about 10 years and l think she is about mid 30’s now. Still stunning and has small gym fit style of body with small cute tits. I laid on my front on the bed and then she returned and started the massage.

It felt great with her hands all over me and reach under to play with my now hardening cock. She asked me to turn over and now l was fully erect. She laid beside me and we started kissing while she rubbed her hands over my chest and then worked south and took my cock in hand. She moved her head down my body and then took my cock into her mouth. She swallowed me deep sometimes and it’s great to look down and see woman half my age doing this. She them sat up besides and started taking my cock firmly in hand. After a couple of minutes she asked would l like to cum in her mouth for an extra £20 but as l really wanted an old fashion handjob l refused this time. She started to speed up her pace and could see by my face l would soon explode. Then the drops of cum could be seen and she carried on until l was fully empty. After a session with Suzanna the night before l was surprised how much spunk there was.

She got some wet wipes and clean me up before popping to the bathroom to freshen herself up. We both got dressed and walked back to reception where her next client was. If you want to see Daisy it’s best to book in advance as she says she gets really busy.

After the drive home the wife said you look happy. I was l have been with 3 fantastic woman this week and have started planning who l going to see next time l am there.

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London / Waterloo asian massage - jenny
« by Richblackcock1996 on May 24, 2026, 05:16:37 pm »
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Back in January 2026, I was looking for a deep tissue massage with a hot Asian woman who could relieve the knots in my muscles, as well as give me a handjob.

The location was near Waterloo Station, and the price was £120 for 1 hour, including a deep tissue massage, body-to-body, and a handjob.

The girl looked very small and quite a bit older, around 35 to 40 years old. She did have a nice jiggly ass, but overall she looked much smaller in real life. I did feel a bit disappointed that the images on the website didn’t really match how she looked in person. However, she still looked cute and innocent-looking.
Communication was relatively easy. Since I was closer to the Waterloo branch, I only had the option of two girls working in that area. Some of the girls also worked at the Chancery Lane branch, but that was too far for me at the time.

As I got to the premises, it was relatively easy to find. I got called up and was met by Jenny. Even though the looks were a bit deceptive, I was still okay to go along with the booking.
This was my first time at a massage parlour, so she guided me through the process, which I appreciated. I put all my clothes to the side and proceeded to lay down on the bed. She slapped my bum and said I had a nice-shaped ass and looked very muscular, which made me feel good. I did like the compliments she was throwing my way.

She gave me a great massage and really followed my instructions regarding the intensity. She really dug in and, at times, found knots that she could relieve, so I would say she definitely knows her way around giving a proper massage.
She then proceeded to take all her clothes off for the body-to-body massage. Surprisingly, her breasts were natural D cups, which felt good as she glided her body across my back.
She then asked if I wanted extras. I said no, as I wasn’t really in the mood for anything other than the handjob.

She then surprised me by climbing onto the bed and giving me a massage while her ass was in my face. I was slapping her ass, shaking it, and burying my face in it. She gave me a very good handjob and ultimately I came. I then got dressed and left.

Overall, the session was good. I would give it a 7/10. I wasn’t too happy about the deceptive pictures on the website compared to how she looked in real life, but she gave me a great massage and, throughout the session, she was kind, in a good mood, and gave me a great time.

I would go back to see her again, as she delivered the service very well.

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London / RayssabrazilianHOT - London Bridge
« by rioblack90 on May 24, 2026, 04:51:09 pm »
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This was was infuriating.

Comms: sub par really. Had to keep re-asking questions as she would give short responses along with the usual copy and paste services. But once had a booking made my way

Location/meet: NA.

Long and short of it, after travelling across London in this heat for a good 40 minutes. She then asks out of nowhere for a face pic???? Are you kidding me?! I obvs said absolutely not then she ghosts me.

Maybe it was a blessing in disguise because of the meh reviews iv read but in honesty all I wanted was that ridiculous bbl to pound and I can get on usually with most SPs even when there moody. Blessing in disguise. Anyone else come across this with this girl?

Either she is collecting pictures for blackmail purposes or some cunt has her fearing for her safety. My massive irk is she should have mentioned she wanted a photo when I started comms as it would have saved me the huge waste of time.

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London / Mayree Sexy Thai - Battersea
« by Jamboney on May 24, 2026, 04:01:26 pm »
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Getting back in the saddle after a long hiatus, I wanted to give myself the best chance of a good time and was sure Mayree would deliver.

Comms – Easy. Everything sorted in a couple of messages the day before and confirmed on the morning of the appointment.

Location – Block of flats about a 5-6 minute walk from Battersea Power Station underground.
 
Services & cost – OWO/DT, DFK, fingering, RO, sex (protected) - £170 for the hour.

Mayree – Cute, early 30’s, around 5’1/5’2, big bolt ons. She was friendly and playful throughout.

Main event - Buzzed in to the building, in to the lift and up to the floor Mayree’s flat is on. Door opened as I got to it and let in. Quick hello and shown to her bedroom. Once in her bedroom she was straight in for some DFK and then was down on her knees to make sure the old chap “is not too big”. Offered a shared shower which I took, the shower cubicle is pretty small but we both just about fit.

Back in the bedroom she positioned me in front of one of her mirrors and got on her knees and started sucking me off. There was a good variation of speed and depth and she took me down to the hilt a couple of times and held it there for a few seconds which looked and felt great. We then moved on to the bed and I returned the favour. Moved in to 69 and at this point went between licking her clit and lightly fingering her.

Condom on, she gets on top for reverse cowgirl. The mirrors either side of the bed add to the experience and I manage to hold out for a couple of minutes at best before finishing in the bag.

Offered a massage which I accepted. As massages go it was pretty decent, good amount of pressure being applied and I was feeling so relaxed I was beginning to nod off! We had a laugh about that and then Mayree initiated round 2 with some more OWO, which again offered great views in the mirrors. Condom on again in to doggy to start and then in to missionary before finishing in the bag a second time. Cleaned up, got dressed kiss goodbye and back out on to the street bang on the hour.

Mayree certainly did deliver. I would definitely revisit when I’m next back in London.

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West Midlands / Joyful Stone - Stratford-Upon-Avon - Ava
« by camzz69 on May 24, 2026, 03:51:00 pm »
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After a successful last visit decided to slide by again and see who else / what else was on the cards. Walk-in again without a booking or call ahead - pure pot luck day and not so great.

Shortish, late 30ish (maybe early 40s) Chinese chica met me with a big smile - dressed up pretty sexy in a button-up mini skirt and big tits in a lacy top, and plenty of red lippy but looked a bit chubby. Anyhoo, as I was there ....give it a go.

In the new bottom room this time which is smaller than upstairs but seemed clean and fresh. Wasn't wow'd so went for half an hour @ £30 and she got stuck into a decent firm massage. Within a few minutes she was pressing her thighs and pussy into my arms and hands so had a good grope around and went for extras early. Haggled around and settled on £40 B2B with pussy play "no inside" - I was OK with it cos there was most of the time still on the clock.

She strips off and indeed was on the chubby side with a massive belly, but nice firm tetas and a neat trimmed bush. But it was all a bit mechanical and after loads of wriggling around on top, and me getting bored with the tetas she starts yanking on my dick I suppose trying to get it over with. Several times I had to tell her to ease up and eventually she found a rhythm and with a good mauling of her pussy she got me off.

Clean up and chat, and she tells me she is called Awa (suppose Ava) and is there all the time cos she's receptionist and does massage when girls are busy - that's pot luck for y'all.
Also she said it's the same place as before but with extra room now - not sure on that though cos all the other reviews seem to feature the same chica. Anyway, apparently open 9-9 every day (there's no times in either ad)

Neutral for me cos despite regular pricing of £30 half hour, plus £40 B2B for almost full half hour, it was all a bit meh, and I wouldn't do a session with her again. After the last great session it was a downer.
Not ruling the place out yet as want to see who turns up in the coming weeks.



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West Midlands / Blondetammy - Wolverhampton
« by Buggys123 on May 24, 2026, 03:45:22 pm »
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I saw Tammy a few weeks ago. We arranged half hour @ £120 incall in her house not far from Wolves town centre. The area feels a bit rough but easy to park. I was told the house number and went up. Discretion slightly lacking due to it being terraced houses on a residential street. The house feels a bit bare but fit for purpose. Tammy was nice and made up, she has had some work done with her boobs/lips/lashes like a lot of girls nowadays but I was pleased with the package. I was led upstairs and we immediately got into it after the paperwork was sorted. The Dfk was nice and sensual plenty of tongue action. Her owo was good and she seemed to enjoy it when I returned the favour although I didn't manage to get her to cum which hurt the ego a little  :cool:. We fucked in a few postions and I came in the bag. She was in no rush to get me out and we had a nice chat whilst she cuddled and stroked my body,  this was a nice touch which made it feel a bit more of a genuine gfe. I would see her again even though dhe is pricey as it is clear that she enjoys what she does and is eager to please.

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South East / NATALIA.SEXY - Reading
« by Buggys123 on May 24, 2026, 03:30:18 pm »
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Saw Natalia a few weeks ago and arranged a booking. £100 agreed for 30 minutes. I arrived slightly early, parking is tricky as she is close to the city centre.  Best bet is probably the Oracle a short walk away.

Natalia speaks limited english. I'm ure she has a madam/sergei dealing with her bookings as I needed to reiterate what i was after. Also I noticed a webcam in the corner of the hallway of her flat monitoring you as you enter and exit which may feel off putting for some. Natalia is petite and pretty with a great fogure but came off very business like and transactional.

Requested a shower and we got on with the action. Dfk was decent but felt clinical and polite rather than enthusiastic. Her owo was average nothing mind blowing.  I went down on her but she kept saying to keep it light as she was sensitive, the same comment was made when I ate her nipples. Condom was applied and we had sex in a few positions before I came in the bag. I requested another shower but this was declined due to time. I left and checked my watch to see i had 5 minutes remaining which should have been enough for a shower. Due to the transactional nature of the punt its a neutral from me. I could've caught her on an off day but she gave off the vibe of just running through the motionsProbably working herself hard and maybe needs some time off YMMV but I wouldn't see her again.

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West Midlands / xxValentinaxx - Solihull
« by Buggys123 on May 24, 2026, 03:19:08 pm »
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Punt happened within the last month. Comms were easy and agreed an appointment for half hour @ £80

I turned up at the agreed time and texted to say I was there. It took 5 minuttes to get a reply and I was given the room number to the hotel in Solihull.
I thought Valentina was pretty with a nice curvy South American body. She looked good in her skimpy dress. I requested a shower and we began with some dfk on the bed before moving to owo. This was nice and continued for a while before I asked to est her out. Nice shaved vag and fresh. After this the condom was applied. We went through the motions in a couple of positions during which she seemed to avoid dfk, perhaps it was only available as foreplay. During the second position i was told my time was nearly up and I needed to finish - always great when they are clock watching :rolleyes:. After the inevitable happened a bit of clean up and I was on my way. I felt I hadn't been there the full half hour so checked and it had only been 23 mins since she texted me her room number. Even if I give her the benefit of doubt with regards to getting up to the room and shower time I had still been short changed 7 minutes . I know its not a lot but it is the reason I would rate her a neutral. Perhaps has back to back bookings lined up? Not sure. Also what is the etiquette on shower time, should it come out of the booking time? I know there is probably different opinions on this. For me its a neutral and unlikely to return due to the rushed feeling she gave me.

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North West / Candy at La Maison Bury
« by Knackersyard on May 24, 2026, 02:40:29 pm »
Candy at La Maison. 

Meet happened last week.

Went in on spec with no booking. As after 7 only 2 girls available.  Receptionist called them both out, first Mollie came out and just not my type . Then Candy came out, all girlie giggles and looked a lot of fun.

Easy decision to make.

Candy has an alt girl look, seemed quite quirky . Busty Blonde with natural 34DDs and wearing a thong and bra only. I actually asked her to cover herself up as she would catch a death of cold in that attire. She was happy to oblige and put the pair of tan nylon stockings on I brought for her .

Candy led me to the room and I could admire that lovely firm ass of her's. With that bit of dental floss between her ass cheeks.

Into the room and a working shower. Candy left me for awhile .. When she returned she asked about my preference and OWO it was .

Since my meet with Candy I looked around UKP and it's clear Candy has a great reputation for her cock sucking skills. Clearly well earned.  My experience was amazing, lovely slow soft technique going full on deep throat at times and licking and playing with my cock with her mouth and deliberately letting it pop out at times, licking the shaft, spitting , sucking and licking my balls. Brilliant. 

I left her doing this for a good while then she came up for air and we had a great DFK session and loads of mutual groping.

Then she got out a condom and skillfully put it on with her mouth and gave me a few moments OW.

I decided I wanted a quick lick 1st and she was as fresh as a daisy and full shaven. A very tidy pussy indeed. Candy seemed to enjoy the licking . We eventually got on to fucking and my, is she tight . I fucked her on her back first and then she asked if I fancied fucking her in doggy .

Had a good look at her asshole whilst I slipped in her pussy, I enquired about its availability.  It appears not.

All the same fucking her doggy allowed me to appreciate her firm ass.

I knew time was almost up, so I suggested a wank over her tits for the finale .

Another bit of OWO then she led beside me, presented her big natural tits to me and I started wanking.  I then suggested she rubs her legs over my cock and ended up shooting over her stockings. She said they looked extra glossy now .

Great punt, would happily recommend her . Lovely lass and a great service.  Up with the best with her cock sucking skills.

Not sure about the pricing structure at LM but paid £20 to reception and £50 to Candy. 

A good value 30 minutes of Filth.

Full on DFK, OWO, reverse and protected sex.

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London / Libentia - Aldgate / Tower Hill
« by Robinh191 on May 24, 2026, 02:22:57 pm »
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Date: Within last 6 months.

Cost: £250 for 60mins.

Services: DFK, fingering, oral, sex.

Location / Accommodation: hotel room near Aldgate / Tower Hill tube stations, no front desk or concierge.

SP: Photos have been on the profile from some time but still representative. Stated height is 6'2" which seems accurate, firm body and strong, toned legs. Facially very attractive IMO.  Excellent English and good sense of humour means we could have some good natured banter.

Communication: All arranged a week in advance by email then given a number on the day and switched to WhatsApp thereafter.

The meeting: Magic door opening to the room. Once inside, Libentia welcomed me with a gorgeous smile and reconfirmed the duration of the booking.after which I handed over the fee. I asked to shower and when I came into the room we started with full on DFK which was available throughout.  Oral on me was very good, hard and fast and almost finished me off a couple of times like that, and each time I had to ask Libentia to slow down. No restrictions either with access to her breasts or with use of use of fingers and after a while I could feel Libentia getting aroused.

Sex started in missionary and no lube was required.  Libentia is flexible enough to get her feet back behind her ears which meant I was able to penetrate as deep as possible. We were able to try a few other positions as I was lasting longer than I usually do before I reached a thundering climax inside the bag.

Another shower and some chat whilst I dressed before I left on wobbly legs.

Conclusion: I would return.

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West Midlands / HOT DOLLY B2 - Birmingham
« by Dark Vader on May 24, 2026, 02:07:14 pm »
This was a surprise to me. It's been a while since my last visit and with good reason. Dolly's service had gone way down. But I fought myself with blue balls and I needed a quick solution in proximity to where I was. It was touch and go. I would have preferred a TOFTT Brazilian but she wasn't as forth coming with the address details and I had no time to waste.

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Location B5 area of central Birmingham. ULEZ. By the Arcadian. Well known to some, punting block of flats.

Price £80 for half an hour.

Comms Quick and responsive, which was why she got the gig. All by text. Her English is perfect, you wouldn't know she is Hungarian.

The Girl/Session Let in by Dolly and led to the Bedroom where there is a massage table that I would probably break if I got up on it. I'd already told her I just wanted to get sucked off and then unload on her tits but she went into all her massage services that she offered. I said forget all that let's just get to the good stuff. Last time this was £60 all in but needs must and I paid the 80 for 30 minutes.

Stripped off and lay on the bed. Dolly has gained a bit in weight but those tits are still incredible. She got them out and kneeled in between my legs and started sucking me off owo. Technique is good and I'm laying there thinking why I didn't just come to her in the first place. She was really getting me going despite my lack of energy. Would have given her a good pumping but just lay back and enjoyed the blowjob as that's exactly what I wanted at this point. Right girl, right time. Ended up leaving a heavy load all over them great tits. Glad to see her service has improved. Back on my list.

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North West / Paris - Infinity, East Manchester
« by Kool Keef on May 24, 2026, 02:03:41 pm »
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 The new pics of Paris on the Infinity website caught the attention of my Japs a few weeks back so I had a read of the reviews on here, all positive, & decided I fancied a bit of that & put her at the top of my To Do list.

Booked a half hour session over the phone.

Had a quick catch up with Rachel on reception and handed over £50 then up to the room for a quick shower.

Paris came in just as I was finished drying off, a bit of a chat as she stripped off.
Down to earth and friendly, a sense of humour and easy to get on with.

I'd say she's as described by some of the other reviews on here, late 30s, attractive, lovely blue eyes I thought.
Pics are a good representation.
What most surprised me, in a good way, were her tits, a cracking pair of soft, bouncy naturals, big round areolas & juicy nipples, she's down as a C cup but I thought they were at least Ds  :unknown:
Either way they were great & I paid them plenty of attention, licking, sucking & fucking them.  :dance:

Really enjoyed the rest of the time, a sensual kind of booking, nice kissing, OWO blowjob, ball licking, good eye contact, a bit of tit fucking, some pussy eating which she seemed to like then the dom was fitted & I shagged her in Mish, she spread nice & wide for some deep penetration with those tits bouncing up & down :thumbsup:
I enjoyed the Mish so much I stayed in it longer than usual.
Finished in Doggy, her favourite,  she really went for it, pushing back & forth on my cock until I filled the bag.

Will return.

£60 all in.

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London / Brandy_xox - Canary Wharf
« by luv2kiss54 on May 24, 2026, 01:48:27 pm »


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Date: May 2026
Venue: Nice spacious flat in a block of  in Canary Wharf, about 15 minute walk from DLR/Jubilee lines.
Cost £60 + £10 for kissing, 15 minute booking.

Read the previous reviews commenting on her lack of engagement/shyness and should have taken note as this is exactly how I found her. Glad I only had the 15 minute option.

Girl: exactly as others have described, young 22, short in height, facially ok and obviously very large droopy tits (and nipples) for her frame and her bottom is lovely round and smooth. I know im 40 years older than her but absolutely no connection. Dont get me wrong she did absolutely nothing wrong, no clock watching or refusals but I need to feel something from someone im having sex with rather than just renting a body for 15 mins. Her covered oral was doing nothing for me, no variation she just bobbed up and down. Got her to go on top so I could play with her tits, absolutely no reaction from her so tried doggy which was quite nice as she has a lovely bum and ended up doing mish in silence. The kissing was just rubbing lips together, really not worth the extra £10.

After we finished she went to the bathroom I presume to have a quick wash for the next punter who was already ringing the intercom.  Quite honestly left there feeling sad that I had made this booking. She says she has been doing this since the age of 20 to fund her uni fees, and no sign that she enjoys it. I give her a neutral rating, she doesnt deserve a negative one. If your not bothered with connection or personality and like young skin with big tits and bum she may be for you but if you want a fun GFE its a no. I might be a bit harsh as it was only a 15 minute booking after all.

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Scotland / New Natasha Indian Girl party - Glasgow
« by Glesgaboy on May 24, 2026, 01:12:12 pm »
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Duration- 1.5 minutes

Always a sucker for an Indian ad!
Hot photos and decent price - tgtbt?
Yes. !

Walked in to a top floor flat near Queen’s Park.
Met by a wee Rom. When I said you ain’t the girl in the pics she said I’ll get my pal.
This raised my hopes a bit.
But out came a big rom!
I asked to use the loo. (To give me a minute too think as I had little time, a hangover  and the horn)

However when she said-  the bog don’t work , just pee in the bath!
I made my excuses and ran. !!

Managed to get a Chinese quickie nearby and it was great. Review to follow. 😅


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London / Mona offer foot fetish B&B masage - Hayes Middx
« by Pperve on May 24, 2026, 11:58:47 am »
I was in Heathrow a few weeks back and had some time to kill. Saw the viva street ad and decided to go for it.

I have attached the Viva street add as the link will not last long.

Comms: By text. Okay. She has a NBA policy so confirmed before accepting the booking. This is normally a red flag for me, however, as time was limited and I did not have time to research I went ahead and arranged a time for 30 mins later.

Venue: Flat in Hayes town above the shops. Okay but a bit grim as entrance is down a rubbish filled alley. Inside okay. Small room in a HMO. Think all rooms are occupied by WG.

The Girl. May be the girl in the ad, however, Highly unlikely. If it is her, the image is atleast 30 years old and she has not aged well. I should have walked, however, as mentioned time was tight and I had no other options lined up.

The Meet. I booked a hour for £100. Naively, I was expecting a B2B massage with maybe relief using her feet. How wrong I was. This was a straight punt. After stashing the cash, both Mona and I got naked and she goes straight for a condom. She gets me up and starts OW. I move to explore her body, however, she says no fingers inside. She moves to 69 and even then only wants light licking outside with no tongue diving. Her breasts were also to sensitive to touch. Eventually I was hard and we had sex in several positions. I just was not excited enough to come, however, after about 15 minutes managed to come in Doggy. Even then she could not take a pounding and I had to be gentle with slow strokes.

After the act, Mona takes the bag off and passes me some wet wipes to wipe myself down. I mentioned to Mona I actually came for the B2B, she stated she would have a go, but was not good at massage. What followed, was Mona rubbing my back for a few minutes before asking me to turn around. She tried half heartedly to get me  hard again, however, I was not up to it. We chatted for a few minutes. She told me she was 50 and had kids and grand kids. Asked some fairly invasive questions about me which I did not answer (hate when SP do this).

I asked to take a shower, which Mona showed me to. Not a great shower with broken thermostat. Was given a fresh towel to dry off. I noted Mona did not take a shower and got dressed again in her leggings and teashirt  :vomit:.

Left 40 minutes after I arrived. So in summary a crap punt. I left early vs Mona finishing the punt. I should know better, however, I do like taking chances sometimes and on rare occasions they pay off. Just not this time.

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