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140 for the hour. I made the date while she was on VS. But she is no longer on VS. Her EI price is 180 an hour.

Apologies for the delay in writing this, we met about two weeks ago.

Pictures, the first two in the black dress are from along time ago, the blurred pic, well that could be anyone and the 4th, could be her sister perhaps. But glad to see EI verified them..lol

So arrangements made with little fuss, I asked what was on offer and was there any extras, everything but anal and no extras. I asked for confirmation of DFK and she said yes, well that didn't really happen.

So I get parked in the same street and text as i arrive at the door, it opens and i go inside. She has the appearance of having stepped out of the shower, which for me is always i nice thing, her hair is still damp, and wearing black lingerie, she has a belly on her, nothing too extreme, but still.

lol, she kinda wags a finger to direct me upstairs, but being the gentleman I left her go first, nice sight following her up.  Her room was less of a shithole than the rest, but it appeared clean.

She didn't at the start have personality, and what was displayed was that typical Russian sterness. Anyways we undress eachother and I must say, her tits are amazing, we lie down on the bed and things gets slightly better on the passion side, what ever way we rolled for her to get on top of me i nearly went inside her, which obviously caught both of us by surprise and she wasn't too comfortable with that. I apologised and that wasn't my intention at all...she said it was ok.  That made her stop and she reached into a bedside drawer and produced a spanking swatter and started slapping my balls two or three times.... it wasn't pleasant. She stopped and then said lets fuck, by this stage the awkwardness was taking over and I started loosing drive, so I thought in for a penny in for a pound, on went the rubber and she got on all fours, i eventually stiffened up and we did a couple of positions and then came in the bag. Absolutely nothing special and all pretty forgettable, if am honest.

Not recommended, but hey, easch to their own. She has texted me a couple of times since. Maybe a second visit might produce more passion.  All together too Russian for me.

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Note: I've reviewed her before for our first meet. Since then I've seen her a few times, and once more recently after a break from punting.

2 hours, £650. OWO, CIM, RO, sex, snogging.

Our comms on WhatsApp are very straightforward. Agreed time and location, then I booked my room (thanks to Dayuse.)

She came to my hotel room on time, dressed in her alternative goth style. We kissed, chatted and caught up a bit, then she went to change in the bathroom. Came out in black lingerie that accentuated her curvy assets wonderfully. Then it was a whirlwind of snogging, sucking and fucking. I soon had her on the bed to go down on her. She was very responsive to my tongue. She returned the favour by sucking me, with expert tongue movements on my cock, with deepthroating. I almost came, wanted to hold back and fuck first, so took a short break.

Then it was time to get the condom on. We fucked in doggy, then in mish with lots of snogging. I paced myself to prolong the pleasure. She seemed to cum at least twice, didn't want me to stop. Moans loud! When I was near he point of no return, I pulled out, pulled off the condom, and told Luna to suck me. She got up and got her mouth on me again. I soon came, and she swallowed and continued sucking as I released. I went for a kiss which became another deep snog, and I couldn't taste my cum. Satisfying.

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and communications were variable from not being ignored, getting a date and then 10 minutes later totally for ever cancelled etc. Maybe they have a paranoid maid who keeps a blacklist of numbers? Anyway tried again and arrived at venue on time. I was asked to wait because previous punter was late?
I paid £110 for 45 minutes plus a tenner each for DFK and for OWO.

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This punt hovered between neutral and a low positive.

Location is a flat on side of a parade of shops and it was not the attic room, rather the middle room. There was a fan going and it was doing nothing as it was warm in room.

The woman is not 24, early 30s i think, size 6-8, small boobs and quite pleasant.
The annoying behaviour was that the punt was interrupted many times with ‘here take this cap of mouthwash’
Or ‘let’s wipe your lips or cock with a wet wipe’. Her body is nice and soft and her boobs were nice to lick as were her nipples.
Shaved clean, small pussy and she seemed to like that. No RO and then later, go on then.
DFK is stick tongue out and kiss? I guess it’s a DFK that involves tongue and yet this DFK is not as we know it Jim.

The actual sex was good and she redeemed herself with that and we tried various positions. I think she came with MIsh and i followed. Usual mouthwash cap, wet wipes and i was good to go. She tries hard and is pleasant, maybe did not finish sex training school? Not sure about other options and Stevanage is too far to try the increasing number of Thai women whose profile suggest they are there.

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Cost 80 HH, 130H
Girl : Thai_Lydia , i guess around late 20s, Very good Rack for a Thai. Jet Black hair, pleasant , limited Language. really good body.
When: October 2026.
Location : usual whorehouse in Kidderminster , lots of parking nearby , Free on the hill for 1 hour. (dont risk it, seems to be a lot of enforcement around) , Free at Dunelm, but 90mins only, beware car park closure time. Paid parking 100yds.
Duration :HH. £80. but list of extras received initially. so you know what costs what. I went for basic Thai fare.
Events: Lydia was the Thai Girl advertising at the Kidderminster cat house. , I noticed the rack on her , magnificent boobage for a Thai.
Too good an opportunity to miss with those beauts.
So contacted and time agreed, arrived , buzzed in quickly , climbed the Eiger staircase. Door ajar, Lydia hiding behind.
Eyes feasted on her, quite nice lingerie , boobs very prominent. Fabulous.
Lead in to room, usual room overlooking the street. Fee exchanged, no extras, although i did consider Anal, but have spent too much on girls this year already. so just went for OW, RO, and Fucking.
Stripped whilst she went to stash, on return we kissed , not FK. Not much talking, she seemed to be instinctively knowing what i liked , so on with the rubber, pretty good BJ OW , I lay on the bed and we went into 69, lovely Puss , no whiffs or discharge, quite moist though, I was probably the first cock of the day.
10 mins of this , Im gonna blow , so got her mouth off my cock, turned her around 180, kissing again, finger playing with her star, "No" she said and pushed my finger from her ass hole, "More money" she says, "ok, ok", "no not today " i say,  so we start fucking, her riding me CG, tits bouncing, such a lovely sight to be sure. She rides me deep, no issues , again im near , so suggest missionary, she is a tiny thing, Im a big guy so it was me doing the work, trying not to squash her, Her fabulous boobs splaying either side , such a lovely sight. It does'nt take me long, roaring i fill the bag, a weeks worth of runner juice into the bag.
Exhausted i roll off , she squeezes my knackers, she then peels the rubber off my softening cock,  cleans me up and i ask her to lie next to me with her head on my chest, TBH i could of laid there all day with her , holding her tight. She is well worth a punt on.
sadly her phone buzzed , and she rose from the bed, helping me into my clothes , she pops her knickers on and escorts me to the door. kissing me again and a hug and Im on my way.
positive all day long.

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MICKY: quite attractive girl around 30 nice figure about size 10

Service: Massage, body to body and HE.

Cost:£40 for 45 minutes plus £40 extras.

Massage: very good 8/10. Feathery touches and reach unders before the end.
Body to body: quite good use of her C cup tits with nice big nipples. 6/10
Happy ending was well delivered allowed access to a wet pussy but nothing inside. Took me a while to cum but she persevered. 7/10.
I left about 5 minutes over alloted time.
Micky didn't really speak English which unfortunately isn't unusual here.
Overall mark 7/10

I’ve taken a long break from punting, and a little sorry to admit I’ve done a lot of lurking and just reading other people’s adventures. But I took the plunge again with the incredibly well reviewed Sofia.

This meeting happened a couple of weeks ago now.

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Rates - £200 for an hour

Comms – I really struggled here, I sent her a message on whatsapp first, then another the next day, then a text later on, eventually I rang her and got through and after that it was smooth sailing but I nearly packed it all in. Thankfully I didn’t.

Location – Really nice flat on the Quayside, same place I saw TS Erika years ago, but a different room, so I guess they must know the owner.

The Girl – Fit as fuck, big tits, nice arse and dressed in lingerie. She is a little skinnier than her photos online, but still really attractive.

The Meet – It was expensive but worth it. An intense hour overall, and she stayed kind and respectful through the more extreme moments.

Foreplay started with her standing, one foot on a chair, hands in my hair, me on my knees sucking her cock. She held my head down just a little too far at points, but it felt amazing. She then sat on the chair while I she held my head down on her cock and we moved to the bed for a 69, again switching between slow and sensual and her holding my head down until I nearly threw up at one point. She apologised for that and I told her not to worry, I think she knew exactly how long to stay down my throat so I was just on the edge but never over. Her balls resting over my nostrils, I couldn’t breath at points, but she helped me feel safe in the fact the whole time.

After that I lay on my back with my legs up and she tongued my arse for a while, then just the tip of her cock was slapping against my hole, before she climbed back up for more of me taking her cock in my mouth.

Penetration was slow to start. It's been a while since I got fucked so I was a pretty tight, and she had to take her time getting in. Once she was in she really got into it. We fucked in a few positions after that. She kept a steady pace with the odd hard thrust or quick burst, and there were stretches where my legs were wrapped around her, deep kissing, my hands in her hair. Some of it felt almost romantic, haha. It went back and forth between slow intense movements and proper pounding. She didn't cum, but I figure with a few clients a day she won't want to spend it all on me.

I eventually I finished myself off while she fucked me with my legs over my head.

She cleaned me up, ran me a shower, and there was a lot of kissing and hugging on the way out.

I wish I earned enough to afford more than an hour, but my it was all pretty spectacular and would thoroughly recommend for anyone who hasn’t already seen her. She filmed part of it, so I've got footage to look back on if I need a reminder. Glad I decided to take the plunge again after so long and more than made up for some negative experiences in the past.

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Parked up msg the agency to say I was there and was given the flat number and told to head over. Met at the door by frankie wearing stockings and heels, very pretty girl and great body. Sorted out the paperwork and headed of to the shower, returned to see frankie waiting on the bed for me with a vibrator on the side dressing table. Started with dfk while she reached down and started wanking my cock before she moved down to give owo, her technique is great and clearly enjoys sucking cock as she does this swirling thing with her tongue which feels great. Moved positions so I could go down on her she got very wet and was quite vocal, Rubber on and i fucked her in missionary hard with her legs above my shoulders before changing with her on top she rides quite hard and clearly enjoys it that way before switching to doggy in which she used her vibraror while i pounded away she came quite quick this way but i carried on going at her when she told me to finish in her mouth when ready which I obliged and she swallowed the lot telling me she enjoyed the taste of cum. A great session with a very friendly preety girl who is quite sub and enjoys a pounding cant ask for more a great girl. Would see again.

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Happend couple of weekends ago sorry for the late review, late afternoon visit the Mol's place, Got Minty seen her before so knew extras were available, Decent enough massage she seems to be fairly well trained, Very little in the CCS which I like as a bit of a build up, On the flip asked straigh away what extras I wanted went for just the HR which she asks £30 for, Nice bit of teasing, I do like a bit of Prostate play but just went with what she was doing, It's seeming to take me a lot longer to cum despite her efforts but eventually got a result, (Think it's an age thing 60+) Well cleaned up and got the full hour. Relaxing style of massage has now gone up to £50 for the hour, Starting to be an expensive hobby.

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£160 for an hour incall. The meet was a couple of months ago, near a little art gallery in new town. Nice wee place from the little I saw and I think she does live there.

Gabi was really friendly and welcoming. Little peck at the start. This was my first time meeting her. I liked her looks. Quite a pretty face. Good body. I reckon she's mid 30s but I'm not great with ages.

DFK from really early on which I enjoyed. OW with really good. She clearly knows what she's doing but isn't clinical or businesslike in a bad way. Then it was my turn to explore her body. I'm not a fan of fake tits but honestly hers were okay. Would've preferred natural of course but it's minor compared to her overall qualities/what she offers. She has lovely nipples which are very responsive.

I gave her oral for a long time and she was making some very good sounds.

Had sex after more OW. She does an interesting thing with her pelvic muscles which I quite liked. Sort of squeezing and letting go. Did her on top, me on top, doggy and back to me on top when I came quite hard. Took it slow at the start but then pounded away especially missionary. More DFK throughout.

Enjoyed chatting to her. Had a shower in her ensuite, more chat, and parted ways. I'd see her again and definitely go for round 2 next time.

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This happened a couple of weeks ago, during her most recent visit to Heathrow - I had been attracted and intrigued by her profile and reviews and booked her for half an hour at her standard rate. The hotel was suitably anonymous and very fit for purpose, with no problem about walking in, having a drink at the bar then accessing a room on an upper floor. Quite a lot of things about this punt were rather awkward for me, but this was absolutely not the girl's fault - having met her, I will be much more confident about how to organise things next time.

To get the awkward things out of the way - firstly, she was quite hard to book (largely because she is so good that she gets very busy - apparently a lot of her Heathrow clients go for her kinkier services which are not really my thing), secondly, I was running out of phone charge and wasn't sure about paying for car parking, and thirdly she was keen to try rimming me, which I was game to attempt, but soon realised it wasn't for me - the positioning was tricky because of my recent hip replacement (basically very successful but not yet a complete return to flexibility) and I was worried about farting or worse! Our chat was also a bit stilted - I told her a slightly made-up story about my movements earlier in the day which she could tell was bullshit because she grew up in the area!

Most of these problems were entirely due to my own issues and unfortunately they did affect my ability to get and stay hard. However, there were also many overwhelming positives - I really fancied her curves and her hairy pussy and her DFK was awesome throughout. I managed to make her come twice (once with fingers and once with tongue, which seemed genuine) - later I managed to summon enough wood for a pretty satisfying missionary fuck and she eventually brought me off successfully with an excellent hand job. She is also very friendly, really intelligent and well spoken, and I'm looking forward to her return to the area when I'm sure I will be less anxious and have a really great time.

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After a previous attempt at booking and while arriving at address given only for her to cancel, I thought I would still give her another chance as she looks pretty hot.

Comms - Comms via whatsapp were good, given time and address in Splott Cardiff to go to.

I arrived bang on time messaged to ask what number - nothing, so I rang, same - I get a message can you give me a few minutes please.
For me not to respond to the text or the call then ask for a few minutes did not sit right, so I left the area after arranging to meet an alternative.
After meeting the other SW some 80mins later I get a message saying are you still here, I respond with "You asked for a few minutes, a few minutes is not 80" and waited for a response.
30mins later I get another message "are you still here"
As this is the 2nd time she has done this to me, and the lack of reviews in Wales for TS escorts I would recommend you guys avoid this time waster.
My guess is this is a Nigerian scammer probably taking deposits, I never got asked for one, but I have hears others locally paying and getting stung - You have been warned

Girl: Sweet_Ellie

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Location: Birmingham

When: October 2026

Duration: 1 hour

Rate: £140/hour quoted. OWO £30 extra, French kissing £30 extra.

Rating: Positive

Girl:

First thing to mention is that the woman I met is definitely not the girl shown in the profile pictures.

The actual girl is a petite Chinese woman, quite short and slim with a very nice tight body. Age-wise I’d put her somewhere around her late 30s or possibly early 40s rather than the advertised 25. Her English is fairly broken as well.

There was also something immediately familiar about her. I swear I’ve seen her before years ago, almost certainly in a massage parlour somewhere, but I genuinely cannot remember where. If I have, it would have been a number of years ago.

After the massage later in the meet, I became even more convinced she has worked in that environment before because she clearly knows what she’s doing.

Either way, this is not the girl in the AW pictures.

Meet:

I’d actually tried arranging something with this profile over the weekend but didn’t go ahead with it.

Something about the pictures just seemed slightly off to me and, after looking through some of the previous reviews, I wasn’t entirely convinced the person in the photographs was necessarily who I’d be meeting.

The rates I was quoted at the time were £80 for 30 minutes, £140 for an hour or £200 for the one-hour nuru/full-service option. OWO and French kissing were quoted as £30 extras.

Fast forward a few days and I was horny, went through a load of different options on AW and couldn’t really find anyone I particularly wanted to see.

Eventually I thought fuck it and messaged her again.

I was offered a lower price than I’d originally been quoted over the weekend. No idea whether things were simply quiet, whether it was because it was my first booking or whether I just ended up getting the services I wanted for less, so I wouldn’t use what I paid as a guide to her normal pricing.

For my booking I had the hour with OWO and French kissing.

The location is in Birmingham, basically on the edge of the city centre. The flats themselves are fairly modern/new-build, although the surrounding area is a bit rough.

I got there, made my way up and as soon as the door opened my original suspicions were confirmed.

Not the girl in the pictures.

She was standing there in a red dress and was obviously older than the advertised girl.

I actually apologised, told her she wasn’t who I thought I was booking and left.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Then I spent some more time looking around AW, still couldn’t find anyone else I particularly fancied and eventually thought about the woman who had actually answered the door.

She wasn’t who had been advertised, but she was attractive enough, and most importantly I now knew exactly who I would actually be seeing.

So I messaged her again and went back.

One other thing worth mentioning is that when I’d previously tried to confirm who I was seeing over WhatsApp, I was sent another picture of the girl from the AW profile.

The actual woman also gave me the impression she hadn’t been in the UK particularly long, despite the profile having been around for longer than that.

I’ve no idea exactly what the setup is, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the profile is being used by different girls.

Anyway, second time around I obviously knew who was answering the door.

I got undressed, had a quick shower and then got onto the bed face down for the massage.

Fuck me, she knows how to massage.

This wasn’t the usual token bit of rubbing before moving on. It was properly firm and she was putting some serious pressure into it. At one point I could feel different muscles twitching and actually had to ask her to ease off slightly.

She did straight away.

That was also when I really started thinking I must have come across her in a massage place years ago. She was far too good at it for it to feel like something she’d just picked up as part of the service.

The massage gradually became more sensual, with her working further down my body, rubbing herself against me and kissing me here and there.

I eventually turned over and she moved onto OWO.

The OWO was excellent.

Firm without being uncomfortable and she varied what she was doing rather than just going through the same motion for a couple of minutes. She kept that going for a good 10–15 minutes.

She also did something I hadn’t experienced before where she took some water into her mouth and continued from there, making everything considerably wetter.

Unusual, but it felt great.

After that she asked if I was ready for sex.

Condom on and she started on top in cowgirl before turning around into reverse cowgirl. She felt extremely tight and was very enthusiastic throughout.

We changed positions a couple more times before eventually finishing in doggy, where I came in the condom.

I cleaned myself up afterwards, got dressed and headed off.

Summary:

Bit of an odd one.

The profile itself is clearly misleading. The advertised age is wrong, the woman I met isn’t the woman in the photographs and even when I tried to confirm who I would be seeing beforehand I was sent a picture of the advertised girl.

So from that side of things, definitely go into this knowing there appears to be some sort of bait-and-switch going on.

But I can only really rate the actual experience I had.

And the actual experience was very good.

Excellent massage, excellent OWO, very enjoyable sex and I left completely satisfied.

With the other bait-and-switch meets I’ve had, the difference has been that the actual punt itself was only average enough to leave me sitting somewhere around neutral.

That wasn’t the case here.

I enjoyed this one enough that, despite knowing she isn’t “Sweet_Ellie”, I would deliberately go back and see the same woman again.

So for me this is a Positive.

Would I book expecting the girl in the AW photos? No.

Would I book the woman I actually met again? Definitely.

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This has become my go to place over the last few weeks. They offer both massage and escorting services.
 
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I had decided after my last visit to go for the escorting service as it seemed better value. After dropping them a quick text a range of services and prices is quickly returned by text:

Massage, 30 minutes £50, 60 minutes £80. Sexual Services, 30 minutes: £60, 60 minutes: £100. Responses were within a few minutes of texting with a precise address just off Chester-le-Street Front Street.

The premisses is a house of multiple occupation, but no worse for that. Pressing the bell on the outer door and the electronic lock opens the front door, and you push the door open to walk along a passageway to the room with a number above the door.
The door opens and there is a madam behind the door who escorts you to the girl’s room. The room has a massage table and a bed in it. It is clean and well presented.
The girl I saw had no English at all but once the madam took my £60, they exchanged a few words in Chinese, the boss left and the girl immediately stripped naked, her pink nightdress, knickers and heels soon discarded.

She was mid 40’s I guess, nice figure but her ample tits, 34c, I guess were beginning to use their firmness, but with big chapel hat-peg nipples. She was around 5 4’ and a size ten with a pert little arse.
Once I’d stripped, she came for a deep French kiss. She was giggly and keen to please, dropping to her knees to take my cock in her mouth. No extra payment was requested. Her blowjob wasn’t the best, but I think she was trying hard to please. She got up and laid on the bed, head over the edge for a mouth fucking. She gagged as I started to push deeper, slapping my thighs which I think meant, “stop”
I pulled out and she produced a condom which she expertly put on with her mouth before turning around, spreading her legs wide open inviting me to fuck her.  She wasn’t tight but she was very wet and took a good pounding before I came in the bag.

A careful clean up followed and she was very smiley and friendly helping me dress, kneeling naked to put my shoes on. The best bit was at the end when she gestured me to follow her to the door, still naked, and gave me a big kiss on the way out. I noticed she did keep a careful eye on the time as the punt neared the 30 minute mark.
A willing and experienced SP, very milfy in appearance but for £60 for 30 minutes it was excellent vfm. The girls seem to change very regularly, every two weeks or even less perhaps.

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On the spur of the moment booking although she has been on me hot list
Comms seemed a tad slow , didn't respond to texts but picked up when I called
45 min at 110

Usual hotel , she was dressed in red lingerie , late 30s, petite, not much fat on her
Not particularly toned but overall 6/10
Face a bit like Amanda Seyfried, I think
RO, Missionary , OWO slow, lots of spit well worth it
Not quite DFK , could have been a bit deeper , tongues yes , but of smokers breath
Nice and clean , but hard work on my part with the RO , sadly she claims to rarely orgasm that way

Overall ,very chilled, friendly, enthusiastic and good VFM

Met who I believe is Heidi at tranquility
Paid 30 for 30 mins full body massage after about 15 mins turned over an offered b2b for 50 only have 30 cash on me but she accepted
She slid up an down not too bad she’s not amazing to look at or have the best body but will do for the price
Bit of work on the old fella and boom quick tidy up and time to leave
No shower offered
No touching of massages allowed
All arranged by WhatsApp
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An easy stroll from Marylebone station, the door opened and was made to feel relaxed and at ease straight away, she seemed excited to see me which was very flattering.

Shoes off and gift handed over she was then straight in to stroking and kissing, encouraging me to take off her lingerie and my clothes.  Both naked on the bed we explored each other bodies, and not wanting to rush ahead too quickly for fear of an early finish, this became very erotic as we teased each other with RO, OWO, LFK, DFK, pussy play.

She seemed to really get in to it and kept saying she was very horny ... but pulled away just before reaching orgasm, she then said she didn't "cum at work".  I was close to nutting so it was on with the PPE and in to mish, then her on top, she then moved to prone, before I got her to stand up in front of the mirror.  Then back on the bed where she did some OW which gave me a chance to cool down, the sight of her long dark shiny hair bobbing up and down in my lap was amazing.

She came up for air and then rode me some more before getting on all fours for some deep pounding of a delightfully wobbly, spankable ass.  An energetic session concluded with a strong finish in the bag.  A relaxed wet wipe clean up, shower and dressed whilst having a nice chat, she seems pretty easy going, personable and got a good connection with her.

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Didn't insist on a shower, I'd had one before leaving so wasn't fussed
She said she'd just got in from doing some shopping
No pressure on time keeping but I was out on the hour
She's leaving soon but said she'll be back in January
OWO shows as an extra on Diva but wasn't mentioned
Does have light scars under her breasts from where she had implants removed, said she's much happier now without (which is good to hear)
Other than a bit of lip filler (I think) she seems all natural
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Been a good few months since I had a booking which involved intercourse and was feeling an itch that needed scratching.

After some research on local ladies I found melissa and naturally did my research and was absolutely impressed.

Funds were a little short so just went for a quick 15 minute P&D for £60 no extras taken

The small estate where she is based is in the dead centre of town near the town hall

It’s a gated area but she will give you the code to get in, as for the main door she gave me the code for this also but upon entering it the code failed

I was stood like a lemon trying to seem as inconspicuous as possible until someone came out opening the door for me, they were definitely residents not punters as a child was with them.

After a small smile and entering I went up the elevator following her instructions to her room

She opened the door hiding behind it of course but when she appears just wow

In a couple reviews I’ve seen people say she doesn’t match her age but in my opinion I’d say she does, she’s more tanned than she appears in the photos but she was stunning.

I’d say that she either enjoys what she’s doing or she works out because she was very slender with abs included

We had a brief conversation on how I just finished work then entered the bedroom where I gave her the goodies then undressed

I sat on the edge of the bed as I like to be a little more passive in the beginning before she laid me down gave a soft wipe with some baby wipes and applied the condom

She gave soft supple pecks on my neck then moved up allowing me to suckle on her breasts which are like a nice middle ground of being enhanced but still soft enough to enjoy

After 2 minutes or so she trailed down with more kisses before giving OW a which was fantastic not toothy at all with soft licks on the tip and shaft with just the right amount of depth, really makes me regret I didn’t have anything for OWO which would be £20

She eventually stopped being which was good as I would’ve finished otherwise then sat up applying the lube before sliding down onto me

My god she was so tight, she started off nice and slow before moving her hips back and forth with some grinding action taking my hand off encouraging me to squeeze her chest

She picked up the pace as she laid down ontop of me moving faster with moans in my hear until she got off and we switched to missionary

It started off with her legs spread slightly with plenty of access for me to pound away, this is the sort of time I like to get more active so I gripped her thighs lifting her legs up eventually placing her ankles over my shoulders as I went to town

Throughout all of this her moans are filling the room, either she’s amazing at acting or it really felt that good for her

After a few more minutes she covered her mouth with more moans which took me over the edge for a finish

I let her body relax as I moved away, she cleaned me up nicely with paper towel and even offered wet wipes

She asked if i worked or lived in the area before I got dressed and she let me out with a towel around her and a kiss on the cheek

So far in the people I’ve seen on the site she has to be one of the top and should she be close by I will 1000% hire her again hopefully next time for even longer

I've been intrigued by Chanel ever since she first popped up on the HOD website. I found positive reviews from the establishment she works at up north, so when I got the opportunity, I booked her in.

When: August 2026 
Type: Incall 
Location: Victoria 
Duration: 1 hour 
Price: £170 + £20 for COF
Services: DFK, OWO, COF, Penetration (protected), Anal play, Deep throat
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Booked about a week in advance and reconfirmed on the day as per the usual HOD protocol.

The girl

Chanel matches what you see in the pictures, with a giant grin and a big personality. She's confident, funny and boisterous, and certainly isn't the shy or retiring type.

The service

The meet took place in the downstairs flat, where Mixy let me in and showed me to the back room. I took off my shoes and jacket, put the donation on the nightstand, and waited.

A minute or two later, Chanel strode confidently into the room with a huge smile on her face and a boisterous greeting. We immediately locked lips for some DFK before she paused long enough to introduce herself properly.

She quickly tidied up the cash and, noticing the £20 supplement, turned around with a wicked grin and asked, "Which of my special services are you interested in?" I told her I wanted to come on her face, which produced an excited squeal. "You're going to have a great time with me," she boldly proclaimed.

In front of the mirror, she dropped to her knees and began lightly licking my balls and working her way up my shaft before settling into a hands-free blowjob. I grabbed the back of her head and began pumping away, and it wasn't too long before I could feel things getting close. Pulling out, I finished all over her chin.

Onto the bed for the intermission, where we took turns massaging each other while chatting about travel and what she does away from HOD. I needed a little more recovery time, so I planted myself between her legs and asked her to put on a show for me.

Chanel needed no encouragement. She enthusiastically went to town on herself with the help of an electric friend. The view was too good to simply sit back and watch, so before long I joined in with my tongue while she finished herself off.

She then announced rather loudly that she wanted to return the favour, accompanied by another naughty look. I wasn't convinced I was quite ready for round two, but she assured me she had her ways.

Reaching into her bag of tricks, she produced a vibrating probe of some description and put a condom on it. As she sucked my cock, she slowly began working it into my ass at the same time, which produced exactly the result she was looking for.

Up and alert for round two, she rolled a condom onto me with her mouth and pulled me on top of her. After a few minutes in missionary, I had her spin around into doggy, where I banged away while she pulled me into her and repeatedly encouraged me to go faster and harder. Eventually I filled the bag.

A couple more minutes of kissing and chatting followed before it was time to get dressed and head out.

Conclusion

Chanel is funny, confident, knows what she likes, and delivers with plenty of enthusiasm. She has a big personality and brought a lot of energy to the session from the moment she walked through the door.

If you're into shy, passive types, this probably isn't for you, but if you like a woman who takes the initiative and isn't afraid to tell you exactly what she wants, you'll probably get on very well with Chanel. I certainly did.

Will I see her again? Yes, although I have a few others I'd like to see first. She's one of the few HOD girls still offering A-levels, so I'll be back to explore that option at some point.

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Saw this one popped up back in late August / early September and got the train to Bracknell. It was at a hotel and we agreed to meet in the early afternoon for 30 mins for 100 with owo and cim included.

Got to the hotel and was asked to wait for a few mins as she needed to get ready, shower, etc.... ok I waited. After about 10 mins radio silence I asked if she's ready soon and now she said "baby I have a dentist appointment" I mean WTF?

Left and got the train back to London feeling frustrated and whilst I was going to get off the train in London an hour later she texted back and said "baby, I'm ready for you now. Come".

It's just really annoying having made the journey empty handed. I don't know if it's real emergency or she's extended her booking or simply double booked.

Not sure I would bother now. Link is down doesn't look like she's working anymore but her pictures were alright.

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I've had mixed fortunes at Sheridans. There have been decent punts,for instance with Daisy and Vanessa and poor ones with Tegan and Raven. I generally chance a walk in at Sheridans,but this time I phoned to see who was available,Lauren seemed the best option on the day.

Only a short wait this time in the reception area before Lauren appeared. I would say Lauren is in her forties,size 12 and still attractive. She appeared business like but friendly.

In the room she proved to be experienced but not jaded. The oral was OK,not the best I've had. In mish she was prepared to get her legs right back so I could get balls deep. This was followed by doggie and then reverse doggie where I finished with a view of her fine arse.

Definitely one of my better punts at Sheridans.

£50 + £10 OWO.

Umpteen reviews about the establishment, no working link to website.

Walked in and Bella was available, she looked slim probably 40s??? I’m not good with age. Paid £40 for 1 hour massage was told to strip etc whilst she left the room.
She came in and giggled and slapped my ass not that hard but playfully. Massage OK, relaxing more than anything and a lot of CC not proper deep but enough to signal there was more on offer. After about 1/2 hour I get the baby… you want more HR £30 BB £50 I was already half mast so went BB, she then reached under and gave me a good old tug and tickle this went on for a bit so I turned over. She blushed, then stripped off to reveal a lovely frame and tits. Not much on offer in regards to me touching but she jumped in and humped me (No penetration) then pulled my cock out behind her and had it tight up against her arse crack, felt pretty good to be fair. She’s a bit wild for a bit then finished me off with a good tug.

If she is there next time I’m passing through I’d happily stop by

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Comms - very good & prompt as is norm for this agency

Location - Between Marylebone and Baker street stations, Quiet residential street

Apartment - ground floor, spacious, good bathroom facilities, shower before & after, massage on mattress on floor

Lady - Jasmin is even better looking in person than in her photos. Also surprisingly all-natural given she Brazilian. Breasts are perfect size to pleasure & enjoy. She speaks english well and had no issues holding a conversation though she's not very talkative, rather let's her hands and body to the talking. And boy do they tell a tale. There's also a certain elegance to her manner and this was present all the way thru the session, not something one comes across often. Reminded me very much of Anna (AngelsTouchMassage) and Emma (TantricPleasure) - both sadly no longer working apparently (unless anyone knows different  )

Session - £140 for 1hr (new pricing for VIP). Showered and returned to lounge. Jasmin still in her nightgown though untied (quite the sight) gestured me to lie down. She applied oil all over and started on legs. Her massage technique is good and asked for it to be a bit stronger. She gave good attention to legs and back as per a normal massage. Then she did a few slow body slides which were very sensual. There wasn't any reach under which I am particularly partial to. She then reverted to massaging and then repeated body slides ending in a little reach under. Then she said to turn over.

I was not ready for what was presented. Jasmin has a slim curvy body, not necessarily gym-fit however still very fit & shapely, just as photos suggest. Her breasts are shapely and pert. Commented on how gorgeous she looked to which she smiled making her even hotter looking. She applied oil to my front and massaged my legs before more body slides. Have to admit having such a fit lass sliding over me was a delightful pleasure. She nodded when asked if could touch her though indicated not her pussy. My hands were all over this shapely fit lass enjoying the curves of her body, ass and breasts as she continued to slide. I asked if there were any extras available, sadly none.

She finished her body slides including my cock in between those pert breasts - a sight to behold esp as she is also very pretty. Jasmin then kneeled between my legs and got to work on my by-now-raging cock. She has a deft touch and used both hands and fingertips gently to tease until I could contain no longer. She cleaned me up and following a shower returned to the lounge to find Jasmin standing there naked - quite a sight to behold. Hug, byes and out.

One niggle - at the start when FDM, could feel her phone buzzing occassionally and tell she was responding to messages (as per another review). That said, the massage didn't pause and as it was good I didn't mind. Once the slides started the phone use ended. Normally would say something however quality of the massage and given its continuity I didn't. In view of the slides and rest of the session, I'd happily let this niggle slide in future visits as Jasmin more than makes up for it.

Repeat - definitely.

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Thought I'd give this new place a try after all the positivity on here.

Started off with new girl Emma. She did the massage which was actually very good. But half way through was some commotion outside and she stepped out to be replaced by Linda (i think or Lucy?). She was prettier but a complete money grabber. Constantly trying to renegotiate. I agreed £60 for b2b which was crap. She has the worlds biggest bush which was off putting. Then trying for an extra £20 for owo etc etc. Even when getting dressed and paying she asked for more money as a tip! Really put me off. Spoke to the madam when leaving she seemed nice I wish she had done the massage tbf.

So not the best start but maybe I'll try again with a different girl.

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I have struggled for a while with if I should review Jade. Decided to go for it. Not every punt goes my way. And apologies about length, I can’t actually tell how long this is.

When and how long? Q3 2026, 1 hour for 250. Deposit of 50 was requested to confirm the booking. Location was an Incall in central London, nearby Leicester Square. While waiting outside, I didn’t feel too conspicuous. Very busy area, but easy to naturally blend in. Decent chance I may have ran into another punter here, tough to tell. Fellas it’s only obvious when your face says “oh shit, are you next in line?” Could’ve just been dude’s “Who are you/what you doing here?” face. Flat was nicely lit in the day and nicely presented.

The comms: Best I’ve encountered from a SP. Quick response with the menu and once I made it clear I was a “real” client, she was good at getting me up to speed. She requested a deposit which I paid (50) then 200 in cash. Same day booking and I thought her availability was unusually good for my needs. While waiting outside, she gives me small updates on coming in. Runs a few minutes late but her comms made it much easier to digest and session was timed for the whole hour. Did request an extra on text beforehand (take a guess, it’s obvious with me) and was given a price. Not sure if it is her everyday price or just what she feels. Didn’t go for it.

The Lady: As I was in a rush. I didn’t actually know too much about Jade, past reading her profile. I knew she had glowing and fluffy reviews so I jumped in on booking.

Funnily enough I was more impressed with her looks after the meeting than during. Her photos are the most accurately flattering I’ve seen for an SP I’ve met. While her hair was far less wild and wavy (was a very straight cut in person) her face and body do look like her photos a lot. Her whatsapp has her posting accurate pics from time to time.

Boobs are fake, do have scarring but I don’t usually care. If I remember well, they weren’t too sensitive to touch and looked pretty good. Her ass… I actually cant find the right words to say. I still sometimes have intrusive thoughts about it. Wow.

Her English wasn’t incredible. I can be mumbly and I think it made it difficult to communicate at times. She immediately offers me a bottle of water and asks politely if I want to shower or freshen up. Once I’m ready, we get to the bed and…

…Action:

A few kisses, not majorly using tongue but not off the table either. Taking her tits out her lacy lingerie left a welcome sight. While kissing on her, I ask her a small request but her response was a blunt (but polite) no. I then ask her another request to which she gives me a strange look but okays it but she was actually doing something different. Thats when I realised that 1: the language barrier was making it a bit tricky 2: she might’ve thought I requested something much crazier in the first request which immediately embarrassed me.

We slow down as she prepares to go down on me.  She grabs a scented oil/lube and rubs it lightly over me, then begins giving the tip attention. It’s good. Not pse but gfe. Didn’t focus on the balls. As she starts getting a little deeper, we try a few variations of positions around the bed. At one point she flops onto the bed and her ass jiggles with such jello-like motion that it is still stuck in my brain. It’s perky, feels great and is apparently natural. She’s put a lot of work in (or possibly her doctors have) and damn it was good work.

I eat her pussy and ass for a bit then transition from that position to a titfuck. she sucks on the tip while I slide between her oiled up tits. It’s good but we aren’t able to quite wrap around me with them but keep it up for a nice while.

So im enjoying the titfuck, we get back into more kissing then back to more head.  Her tongue is licking me up and down in the right spots and something just makes me want to keep going. Great sensation with a great view. And as a rarity, I finish off the head alone. Now in retrospect I should have definitely stopped her going on but her technique was something I encouraged and enjoyed. I was in the moment. We had just over half an hour left. Ok great, I will get back up and… oh. Smeagol is tired. Smeagol is very tired.

I am unable to get it up again. Turns out returning from a long break combined with having my first sp to ever get me off on just the head alone meant that I was a lot more out tune with my body’s current ability.

We do a brief massage (she said she has actually trained in this) and I try to get up again, to mild success. After a few lethargic strokes of doggy, I uncharacteristically put my thumb on her ass, no intention to insert but doesn’t matter as it’s a boundary I should’ve asked about beforehand as I get a blunt no, less polite. At this point the chemistry is wilting like my mini me. We take the dom off and try a 69 but due to awkward positioning and my rusty (yes, rusty is what I’m going with) skills, she asks me to try to be more mindful of my technique. At this point my dick fully gives up.

We spend the next few minutes simply making out. It’s nice but I initiate an early exit, knowing I’m thrown out my zone. She starts another conversation and tries to reassure me while I’m getting ready, we talk for a few mins about a few things. I get outside about 15 minutes early, thankfully having plans that would hold my attention for the rest of the day.

Aftermath:
So… that reads like a negative, how the fuck do I construe a positive out of it? And also why would you post about such a misfire of a session? The first question needs a longer answer but for the second, it’s that I like to stay honest in these reviews, I can be a little self absorbed when writing and if I’m gonna write about the experience in potentially unneeded detail, I find it important to be real with both the good and bad times.

Truth be told I see this experience quite negatively on a personal level. But that’s not what the review is meant to be, it is me saying if this girl is legit and provides a good service. A lot of the “negative” aspects came from myself.

When I look back, I see an SP who had a good location, attractive with accurate photos and a warm welcome/vibe, good comms, head that was maybe a little too good and a willingness/professionalism to try and make my situation work and keep the session as smooth as she could. For all those reasons, I can’t help but say I give her a positive. There is a slight reputation bias but even then, I cannot say that the majority of negative aspects of my time were due to her.

Would I see her again? I would be more interested in a round 2 than quite a few other SP’s I have seen. I was seriously contemplating but decided to wait. Although if I post this, I suddenly get a lot more identifiable so who knows. I would say my view on her is ultimately positive but obviously I wouldn’t say the experience itself was positive. I do also think the failure of this punt led directly into my arguable best and the following lucky streak afterwards so maybe I am a little sweet on it.

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Price £60 + £50 topless hand job
total £110
Book an appointment on WhatsApp with the lady in red on the far red in the pic share google, book her because I like the look of her. Also see her her on TikTok and all the other staff as well they are very active on TikTok.
Young lady only 24yrs very good looking,
Chose medium for massage, she had very good skills,very well trained, stretch my back have all my pressure point press, my body feel lighter after that. No reach under😩  This was a professional massage, if you are looking for a sexual massage she not for you and she don’t do body to body, only do happy ending with top off or bottom off, you have to choose which one you like top or bottom off, 🤔 I chose top off, she allowed you to touch for breast, she had her breast done two months ago, look nice feel firm with nice nipple,  very good hand job one hand on my dick another tickle my ball.
Offer Showers and bottle of water, her attitude and service was good.
Overall I wasn’t disappointed
Will I see her again , definitely again