https://www.adultwork.com/5982644

Silly B&S attempt.

Texted Paris requesting a meet, she confirmed her availablity an hour later than I requested. I agreed to that time and just got OK as reply. Didn't ask me for the regular how long for etc. and I already started smelling rat.

I planned my course of action if it's a B&S because she and her friend Kelly are very well know for that. Thanks to the other UKP reviewers exposing them.

Arrived at the post code 5 minutes before the agreed time and sent a text. Got a reply to call back. Just as I expected, it was Kelly and not Paris. She said that Paris had an emergency left in a hurry, but then she is available to meet instead. I was like yeah right. Since I had already thought through this scenario, I straight away said NO and made it clear that that I am interested in meeting only Paris and if I wanted to meet Kelly, I would have booked her and not Paris.

I have met Kelly in the past and reviewed her here, but this time I really wanted to meet Paris and not Kelly as she didn't float my boat in the subsequent visit.

How long are these two going to play these stupid games and try to make a fool of us? Time to boycot this lot.

https://www.adultwork.com/3800920

This started off well, rather underwhelming as it went on.

Comms all by text and clearly written. Location was not far from the Courts bottom end of Union Street.
1 hour £180. Or should've been.

Comms all easy and painless. Get to address with a slight delay getting in but no huge drama. Buzzed in and up the stairs to flat. Gets let in and she's an absolute Honey, tiny little thing dressed in sexy as fuck Lingerie. Unfortunately rock-hard bolt-on tits but they looked fantastic.

Friendly enough, cheeky and flirty so the banter was flne with tokens exchanged. FK bit limited, RO and pumping in a few variations. Was happy enough up to this point.

She gets me over the bridge then it's clear the deed is done and time to gather your shit and go. Now, it's unlikely I'd have got anymore joy anyway but it wouldn't have hurt to get a bit more of a chat and run of the hand over that beautiful body.

Checked clock in the motor on returning and only just over 45 minutes expired which included an almost 5 minute walk either way.

So at this price point I have to say she's poor value and I absolutely will not be returning, YMMV.

https://www.adultwork.com/7724658
https://www.adultwork.com/SWEET%5FJAZMIN

Text the pimp to arrange a booking 2 hours ahead, prompt response confirming booking, told to text when at postcode.

Got to the flats on time (near Queens road car park), text as requested, no reply after 5 minutes, went back to the car, still no response after 15 so left. Over an hour journey in horrendous traffic, parking cost and wasted half a pill.

Pimp also handles Noelia  https://www.adultwork.com/7222036 so have a plan B seeing one of these two.

Outcall to my home, £330 for two hours,

 https://www.angelsnorth.co.uk/gallery/gabriella-102/

Gabriella age 38, about right, spanish, gym fit body, good for age.

Meet started well apart from her asking for the money upfront, [often a red flag for me]
couple of drinks, blasting a few tunes, all good until i asked for some sex.

Seemed disappointed we wouldn't just be drinking and dancing around my living room, attitude seriously changed when i asked her to remove her knickers .
Went in for some Ro asked me to be gentle and no fingers, asked her for a blow job she said it would be covered so i didn't bother.
Finished me off with a crap handjob, waste of time and money!

Veronica69_a

https://www.adultwork.com/4069138 or
https://www.adultwork.com/Veronica69%5Fa

The meet happened a few months ago, due to a misunderstanding Veronica had to reduce my intended time, but this seemed to be a genuine mistake, she was very apologetic in person.

Venue -A few minutes walk from Aldgate, or Tower Hill tube station. Nice apartment, buzzed in very quickly. Only got to have a brief shower due to the issue but there was shower gel and a clean towel.

Comms - Intermittent and quite frosty, but we got a date and time sorted eventually. Double check the booking time with her to ensure you’re on the same page. I wasn’t kept waiting for any of the important messages though.

Price - £100 for half an hour +£30 cim, many other extras available on her profile.

The Girl - She’s not what I had expected from the hints you can see in her gallery, but I wasn’t disappointed, although the other week there was a picture of her and a friend licking a lolly where you can get a much more accurate view of her face. She appeared to be wearing minimalist makeup and still looked very pretty with nice striking eyes. She’s quite slim and clearly visits the gym giving her a nice tight body. She was wearing red lingerie.

The Room - Never made it into the bedroom, the whole meet happened in the living room.

The Meet - An hour or so before the meet Veronica sent me a message asking if I was nearby, after a bit of back and forth and some clarifying we had reorganised for 15 minutes before my intended time and for half the length of time.

I Sent Veronica a message that I was 5 minutes away from the postcode and she replied with her full address and some directions to save me some time. I buzzed the main door and Veronica quickly answered, up to the door and I knocked, the magic door opened with Veronica behind it in a pair of red underwear.

Welcomed in by Veronica, we had a quick chat and a kiss, she didn’t seem to recognise me from when I had seen her at Fleet Street only a couple months before. We sorted the money, discussed that I was after an oral only meet due to the time, and I asked to briefly freshen up.

Out the shower and Veronica is waiting for me on her phone, she put it away and got up to greet me. Some kissing and mutual groping and she removed the towel, knelt down and started some OWO. Within seconds she is deepthroating me, completely effortlessly. She didn’t seem to mind some light head holding and face fucking, this continued for a while until I came in her mouth about 10 minutes in.

After she went to spit and a small recovery with some decent chat, she started sucking my dick while we were on the sofa. I let her do her thing this time and she interspersed it with some ball sucking and near constant deepthroating while I played with her arse. After a while I felt the sap rising, I gave her a warning which didn’t even break her stride as I came in her mouth again. She presumably spat that out without me seeing, and cuddled into me for a few minutes, before asking me if I wanted a shower before I left, which I accepted. Sent off at door with a kiss and a cuddle, and several minutes overtime.

Would I see her again?

I’ve seen her before but I would like to see her for a longer session.

https://www.adultwork.com/6549330

Booked for half an hour. £80

Struggled to find her after parking up and after walking around the block got there.

She’s a tall woman, amazing ass and huge boobs wearing a body suit.

Paid my fee and got undressed as did she. Her tits are amazing. Had a good grope of them and her ass while light kissing (not sure why not dfk) but very nice. She told me to lay down and she wanted to massage me.

On my back and her rubbing a little oil onto me got mini me stood to attention. As she worked her hands down she took him and put him in her mouth and gently went down pretty deep on him. Great technique and very sensual.

After about 5 mins of this I had to taste her. On her back and legs spread showing a perfectly smooth pussy. Tasted clean and she was very responsive and already soaking wet. Got her to cum while I was down there and on with the cover. Missionary with light kissing with her legs wrapped around me then switched to doggy.

I let her dictate the pace and watching her pussy grabbing my cock was heaven. That ass is incredible (would love to fuck it one day but don’t think that’s an option haha).

Finished in the bag and took a shower. Got dressed and had a final kiss before leaving.

Will definitely be back!

First appeared under this profile as a Lithuanian girl: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7693649 .
She (most likely Pimp) had taken it over from the original owner. That profile disappeared, probably coz she wasn't Lithu. She looks gypsy.

She then created a new profile which states she's Hungarian (more believable):

https://www.adultwork.com/7787285
https://www.adultwork.com/Laura%5FVipxx

Communication: Swift via text

Duration: 30min £80

Venue: Budget Hotel near Whetstone, i drove and free parking.

Looks: Pictures are extremely flattering and make her look fit and toned. She's not fat or skinny but typical body of a person who's never been at the gym. She young tho, so still fine but i doubt she's 19 (probably 23-24).  5'3-5'4 tops, petite but has a small gut she hides well in the pics; looks like she might have had a baby. Nice soft skin and big tits but the type that will sag quite a bit with age. Face was not pretty but not ugly either, just kinda miserable. She looked like a gypsy, not really classy. Awful attitude (as soon action started)

Action: OWO, Mish, Spoon fuck, CG.
Got to the Hotel, she gave me the code to  the door and met me in the alleyway of the second floor. She was facetiming with a friend while walking me to the room (probably for security reasons, tho thats a first). She gave me a quick smile at the beginning but was rather cold till we got to the bedroom. She looked like an ok P&D so i decided to stay. Paid the moneys and tried to talk to her but she just wasn't interested and barely spoke any english. As soon as i got naked, she instructed me to lie down on the bed with quite a "assertive tone". I said no no, in a chilled manner and got close to her exploring her body while standing up. She stood there like a dead corpse huffing and puffing. She didn't let me kiss her so I just started kissing all around tits, ass (she really had a nice soft skin) all the whilst she was telling me "not her not there" while still huffing and puffing. I then lied down and asked for OWO. She complied but was nothing special. Then on with the dom and Mish for a few minutes before switching to side fuck. Within less than 10min of OWO + action, i asked for CG to which she flipped and said "how many positions?", but i reminded her i booked for 30min and that number of positions didn't matter. She calmed down but was clearly pissed off and got top just to say i cant. So i said no problem, go doggy. She complied and went on with for like 5min before asking for a handjob... she made me cum but looked purposely disinterested during the process. She then quickly went on her phone while i was dressing up. I started asking her a few questions mainly telling her she's not Lithuanian and where she actually was from. She just acted immature not giving me an answer. Told her she looked Romanian, to which she really acted surprised giving me a dirty look. Anyways, as soon as i was fully dressed she opened the door and loudly said "Bye" in a pretty rude/immature way.

Pros:
Nice Skin,
Nice big"ish" tits

Neutral:
None

Cons:
Rude, Disinterested and extremely poor attitude.
Most of her body parts are off limits for exploration.
Will try to rush you.
Bit of a gut.
Pictures very flattering

Verdict: Solid Negative. She's looks pretty much like an angry girl who hates her job and worse part is that she will do everything to let u know that she doesn't like you and you are not wanted, especially if you do not follow routine.

https://www.adultwork.com/5830868

Saw Vivien recently for a vanilla 30 minutes with no extras.

I will say that I found her better looking than her pictures and her positive smiley attitude make her extremely fanciable. I would certainly be taking a backwards glance on civvy street.

Positive
Good looking, tall, slender woman.
Great body for anyone, not just a 40 year old, with in proportion bolt ons.
Lovely smile and cheerful.
Flexible body with great legs which I spread wide.
Happy to take it deep and hard.
OWO was sensuously deep but no face fuck attempted.
Immaculately manicured and clean.
Lovely underwear.

Neutral
Kissing was LFK and slightly tentative.
A few tattoos

Negative

No fingering, which is a problem for me.

I would be rushing back if her kissing was a bit more enthusiastic and fingering was allowed. Despite these limitations I will return, at some point, as she does have a really sexy way about her.

Oriental Wellbeing Salon
218 Fratton Rd, Fratton, Portsmouth PO1 5HH
07817 422519
No current website.

£45 / 1 hour massage + 70 extras

I have visited Luna a couple of times over a few weeks. She seems to work 1 week on, one week off.
Luna is probably late 20s. Pleasantly attractive face, long black hair. Her body is very nice indeed. Probably a size 8, great bum, flat stomach (with tidy vertical c-section scar). Nice B cup boobs.

Very little english.

Lovely calm, attentive manner. She's all about you for the full hour you are with her, not distracted by phone/other girls in corridor etc.

Massage is OK. I have had firm and soft. Firm was good, Soft was a bit meh to be honest.

On the flip she wanted 60 for b2b,owo and negotiated me up to 70 to include 69.
She stripped off naked to reveal lovely body. She has a full bush, not even trimmed.
B2B was slow and attentive. Full on kissing from the start with tongues. She kissed my neck and ears and all over my body. Lovely and slow.

Then into owo which was first rate, lots of ball licking and perineum. I thought she was going to rim me but she stopped short - maybe that comes with more repeat visits (I had made sure I was super clean) - will aim to find out.

Then into 69 for absolutely ages. Tasted clean and fresh. She faked an orgasm. I'm not going to kid myself it was real....but it had me wondering if it was. I did notice her clit engorging so maybe it was....anyway it felt real. She didnt try to make me come quickly like so many girls do.

She climbed off me to focus on the finish. I thought she was up for CIM but dodged it at the last moment (fair enough).
Afterwards she carefully cleaned me up and helped me dress.

Absolutely first rate. Hope she sticks around.
This place has had a series of great girls recently on rotation but just as I get a rapport with one they get kicked off the rota. Ho Hum, at least they seem to have some good young pretty girls regularly.

Word of warning. If you use whatsapp, make sure you're on a punting phone. They have been known to send unsolicited highly incriminating texts. Be on your guard. 

I saw Beebee a few months ago for 30mins when she was based in a flat in a newish build gated development about 8mins walk from South Quay station. However as with most of the Thai TSs she tours frequently and is likely only in the same area a couple of weeks at a time, before returning several months later.

I had gone to see her primarily on the strength of a number of glowing reviews, but unfortunately I had a pretty disappointing experience. Pre-meet comms were all straightforward and over text, but based on my interactions with Beebee, I think these were likely to have been with the maid. As, in person Beebee, barely spoke, didn't seem to understand much of what I said to her and also texted someone to confirm the cost of the agreed extras (£80 base + 20 for OWO).

Looks wise the profile pictures whilst inevitably photoshopped are pretty accurate, and she is very pretty with a relatively toned and tight body, mid sized boobs and a 5" penis. However, facially, she didn't really have much make up on, and her nose in particular and some of her face is quite heavily pockmarked. So, I didn't fine her as facially as pretty.

Service wise this is where this became a negative, she was extremely passive to the point of laziness. She half heartedly did some light French kissing after I initiated,  but didn't seem keen to do it for long, it was the same with oral, did for a minute or so and wanted to move onto six, I had to ask her to do it for longer, but it wasn't really that deep. When i asked her / gesticulated for us to do cowgirl she sighed, and jumped on for a bit, before I decided to push on into doggy, finish up and leave.

Maybe I caught her on a bad day, and the lack of English certainly didn't help either. However, overall, it was an incredibly disappointing punt, especially as I had gone in with high expectations.

www.adultwork.com/7187359
https://birchplace.com/@beebee_broj

https://www.miltonkeynesescorts.com/girl/amelia/

Visited MKE new location early May 24 for walk in. Got showed to the big room on ground floor at the back which overlooks canal. Katherine came in first and walked right up to me to kiss me and instant attraction. Lexi came in next and wow had choice of two great girls. As I have seen Lexi many times I went with Katherine. Had a shower and exchanged 55 for 30 using the voucher.

Got naked and had a good time playing with Kats tits which I would say are natural. Got onto bed and Kat put jacket on with her mouth to give me a good blowjob. Ample spit and very good eye contact and went down to my balls. After 5 mins asked for sex and got her into CG which was very enjoyable and good access to her tits. Moved to doggie and finished off like a jack hammer in mish. I found her to be quite tight so exploaded in the bag and felt great.

Got dressed and had a good chat. Apparently this was her first day and it had not been very busy but gave impression she would stick around for a bit as she liked the vibe.

All in all good punt with excellent value for my precious punting notes.

https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/amelia/

Meeting happened a few weeks ago.

Fee: £80 for half hour.

Venue: Basement flat in Victoria. Less than 10 minutes walk from the Station.

Amelia: Early 20s British girl, pretty GND type. She had some light make up on and she looked very attractive to me. Very friendly young woman and fun to chat with.

Service: It was late in the day so I had a quick shower before the action. Amelia was nice and fresh, she greeted with with some DFK as soon as I was back in the room. After exploring her body for a bit I asked for a BJ.

Her oral technique wasn't that good to be honest, the fact that she doesn't do OWO didn't help. I'm usually OK with covered oral if the technique is good but this time it just didn't do it for me. I think Amelia, as lovely a young woman as she is, lacks experience and will probably get better with time - if she decides to remain on the job.

So, after the oral I moved to have sex in various positions, and unfortunately - and I don't know why - I just couldn't come. Maybe because it was late in the day, I had too much on my head, the planets were not aligned in my favour or perhaps the wind wasn't blowing in the right direction. Most probably though it was the blue pill that done it.

The Neutral rating should be more a reflection on my experience rather then Amelia's service. She did everything I would expect from a WG with enthusiasm and friendliness, any other day I would have enjoyed her service a bit more. 

As always YMMV.



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https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/scarlett/

After a couple of average punts this was definitely a case of third time lucky.

Scarlett was ready for action from the first second to the last. She clearly loves sex and is a natural with a fantastic body and beautiful face.

She is a fantastic kisser. And got me hard super quick. Went down on her first.  Really nice pussy and fresh and flipped her over for rimming. She then returned the favour. Great OWO with spitting and some gagging and then gave me a good prolonged rim job as well. Very naughty and sexy girl. Had sex in a few positions and then took the condom off so she could blow me until I exploded in her mouth. Loved this punt and will be back probably for a longer meet next time.

PRICE: £120 for 45 mins

LOCATION: Victoria

COMMS: Phoned a few days before to book

GIRL: Little pocket rocket 🚀  Tanned, dark hair, slim. Very good looking.

ATTITUDE 9/10
PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTIO: 9/10
PHYSICAL INTIMACY: 10/10
VFM: 10/10

Would I return: YES YES YES

https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/tate/

Had a small window to meet someone and as HOD is normally a very safe bet opted for a 45 min booking with Tara.

Got sucked in by the pics which I would say are better than the reality. She was nice but no head turner.

Overall very average punt. Didn’t click and I’d say Tara is fairly new to this and probably not cut out for it either. She did put some effort in but this was not a great experience.

Paid the additional for £20 for CIM and wish I hadn’t. She put down a towel and kneeled down on the floor for this. When the moment came the initial spurt was in her mouth for a split second. She spat this out on the towel and the rest of my load ended up on her back??

I really can’t remember too much else despite this being a week ago.

PRICE: £120 for 45mins + £20 CIM

LOCATION: Victoria

COMMS: All by text same day

GIRL: English blonde. Wore no make up and fairly plain looking. Curvy. Maybe early 30s.

ATTITUDE 7/10
PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTION: 7/10
PHYSICAL INTIMACY: 7/10
VFM: 5/10

Would I return: NO

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/carlisle-ca1/outcall-by-andreea/321418684

£100 for one hour massage with HE, except it was more like half an hour.


Comms
All by text; no problems. Prices given as £100 for massage and £140 for full service. Given a postcode and parked up.


Location
Private little house very close to the university. Plenty of disc parking. Was texted the exact address on arrival and the door was left slightly open for me to walk in. I didn't detect anyone else in the house.


How It Went
Andreea has advertised for a long time but I had always had suspicions about the advert, especially since she is unreviewed. Decided to TOFTT.

Andreea is in decent shape; bit of a tummy but good, big, natural (I think) tits. Fairly normal-looking.

Upstairs to the room. It's a normal bedroom but with a massage table - complete with face hole - set out. I lay face-down and she gave me a massage for a bit. Not really professional standard but OK. Turned over and she finished me off.

It seems she offers full sex as well and tried to push it a bit but I wasn't willing to pay that much.

Got outside and realised that I'd been in there for way under the hour. More like 30-35 minutes in total from setting foot in the door to being back out on the street.

Would I Go Back?
I'd consider it as she's a nice enough girl but I would want a full hour for my money!


I've got a feeling that this is also her but I can't be certain:
https://www.adultwork.com/7718859

divaescort.com/girls/blonde-bayswater-matilda

I have seen Matilda before some 2 years ago under the name Joy at Peachy Escorts.

£300/90 minutes.

This was my first punt of the year due to a death in my family, getting shafted royally by my work and the subsequent time off for stress related illness because of all of the above.

I had looked at some other options but hadn't wanted to play punting roulette so opted for a safe pair of hands and massive tits.

Organised efficiently through Diva with no issues.

Matilda lives about a 5-10 minute walk from Bayswater tube and 15 minutes from Queensway tube. Parking will be issue if you drive as resident bays are working till 10pm. Matilda lives in a block of flats that are easy to find and they are serviced by a lift. The flat is clean and tidy and she shares with Harper.

Matilda won't be for everyone. She's a size 12 and doesn't do anal and the like. Matilda was dressed in black underwear and black stockings and looked amazing. She remembered me and we chatted. Her English is very good.

We undressed and Matilda's breasts are as massive as ever. Heavy with no sag. A very good blowjob was given (owo). It wasn't deep throat but good nonetheless. Down on her. No hygiene issues. Some DFK.

On with a condom. Missionary, cowgirl and doggystyle all done with no fuss.

Came in the condom.

Shower and out slightly over time.

No clock watching.

I will be returning.

This is the girl: https://www.ilovemassageuk.com/london-massage/4096/Brazilian-Relaxing-Massage-Earls-Court-Road.aspx

Visited a couple of weeks ago. the entrace is on the main street. she asked me to wait before ringing the bell, i guess she was getting ready.

Private flat, small but clean, nice lights and warm. she doesnt live there and is used only for business purposes.

We agreed the fee, which i think was £130, i cant really remember exactly (sorry!).

Her english was very very basic, she had difficulties to understand normal words, so i gave up with the talking. she asked me to sort out payment straight away as she had bad experiences in the past. i paid, took a quick shower and laid on the bed.
Massage was nothing unforgettable, good attention to my cock and my balls from behind, after 20/25 i turned and i asked for an oral, she quoted me 80 and i was also allowed to lick her pussy.

This is when the fun started. unfortunately the bj was covered, but she got into it. her pussy has got very nice lips and her ass is just amazing. the boobs are big but the nipples too small so they dont look super nice.
She really got SUPER wet when i started to lick her pussy, after 10 min she came loudly and i finally managed to put a smile on her face.  after she came she gave more atention to my cock, and i finished in her mouth, but the oral was covered so not great.
After i got my second shower, we started talking a bit again. as she is brazilian, i tried with a bit of spanish as some of the words are similar, quite funny as she studied spanish and she can speak very well, so we didnt speak for almost 40min thinking that we couldnt communicate.

Overall i would give it a mild positive just for 2 reasons:

- oral covered

- the enhanced boobs arent looking great due to small nipple, but thats my preference.

Recommended? yes. returning? maybe in a while.

I started another thread in the discussion section asking if anyone had any info on this girl as 6 months on AW with plenty of page views yet not a whisper on here, strange for one to slip through the net for so long and strange that ILO and / or Frankc haven't already ruined her 

Sent her a text when my planned punt fell through and got a reply within a few minutes, she's in one of the usual New Whore lane blocks and i've got my own parking space there now 

She opened the door and I was more than happy with what stood before me, taller than the 5'3" on the profile, i'd say more like 5'8" or even 5'9" but a slim and trim size 6 which is great for me, not a pick of fat on her 

She asked how long I wanted and I confirmed 30 minutes then handed over the £70 and went for a quick slash before the action started, back in the room and she's peeling off down to nothing to reveal a great pert little body
The profile does say pubic hair "Natural" and I may not have punted her if i'd seen that, she does indeed have a full bush which isn't to my liking but at least it wasn't a full on jungle

Now I always struggle to recognise people but I can categorically say it isn't the girl in the pics as you can see a tattoo on one of the shoulders in the pics but this girl didn't appear to have any ink whatsoever, I quite like ink on a WG but a plain canvass is actually a nice refreshing change these days,
I'd put her age as older than the stated 20 and at least mid to late 20's but IMO she was possibly a bit better looking than the girl in the profile pics, slightly flatter face and a small freckle on her top lip (Think Cindy Crawford  )
On the other thread it was stated that those pics had done the rounds before (during Covid) and I don't remember seeing those pics on a profile until today however when I asked if she had only just arrived she said she started on Sunday, i'm wondering if the pics have been swapped on a profile to try and get more punters 

Anyway she wet wiped me and then proceeded to give me OWO but there was no mention of the extra £20 for it which is stated on the profile and the text price menu.
Oral felt good but i've not cum for just over a week so was always going to be fairly sensitive, she grabbed a condom quite quickly after only a couple of minutes which seemed a bit rushed but I said No not yet and she carried on sucking for another few minutes
While she gave me oral I took the opportunity to slip my hand down and have a feel of her boob job, nice and firm without being rock hard bolt on's

She produced the condom again but i'm thinking it's all going to be over too quickly here so I ask if I can give her oral and she lies back on the bed, i'm in 2 minds as while I love giving a girl oral i'm not a fan of a bush but I do my duty for England and get stuck in for about 5 minutes, all clean and fresh which is great but she did tell me no fingers.
She makes a few moans but I think that was for my benefit, I had asked her if she liked oral on her and she sort of shrugged her shoulders and said "well we'll see", a bit like when I asked if she did kissing and she replied "That's up to you" but I only got lip kissing and my tongue wasn't reciprocated but hit a barrier that was her teeth so that put paid to that

Conversation was OK but just didn't seem to flow and it felt slightly awkward, she wasn't really the nice; happy; smiley Thai girl that leads to a great punt and I felt that she was perhaps slightly dismissive or just going through the motions but I guess that's to be expected for a lot of girls

On with the condom after she gave me a bit more oral but i'm struggling to get full hard so have to try and get myself going, after a couple of minutes she sits up and puts a hand under my balls then starts to tickle them gently with her fingertips, this was a nice touch and felt good plus importantly did the job of getting little rock at full mast after which point he didn't want to come back down 

Slipped in mish and almost came straight away, took a minute to compose myself then managed to build a rhythm and pumped away pacing myself not to cum too quickly while making sure I stayed full hard
Eventually I knew time was marching on so I asked her to turn over for doggy, she applied a bit more lube and I slipped in nicely though by now I knew I wasn't going to last long so a few good hard thrusts saw me filling the bag with a weeks worth of baby batter 
She asked if i'd come but I was still thrusting as I was so sensitive so I prolonged the sensation for another 10 or 15 seconds until it subsided and then grabbed the dom and pulled out.

She took the condom off but then handed me some wipes to clean up so not the usual clean down aftercare which i always think is so nice when the Thai girls do it

I quickly washed my hands then we both dressed, again the conversation was a bit stilted but I did managed to ascertain that it's reasonably busy but not really busy, she's also here next week too

I was wondering if this should be a low Positive or a Neutral but on reflection there are too many Neutral points for it to rate as Positive and i'd be looking for other options next week rather than planning a return

She never asked for any extra for the OWO so I decided not to offer it either as £20 is a bit steep, if it had been £10 then I may have volunteered it despite her never mentioning any extras and I do always offer the money at the end if it's been agreed on prior to the act so i'm not feeling too guilty about this, honest 

Solid Neutral IMO but with a great looking slim and trim girl 

https://www.adultwork.com/7494551 or https://www.adultwork.com/GiNa+Thai+Babe+x

I'm such a fucking hypocrite as I've sworn off Soho countless times over the years, saying how it wasn't really worth it any more, prices were too high, and services were rarely any good, but then I have a few pints and it's the kind of day where cleavage bursts out of every cute girl I walked past and I found myself back in a walk up. So I reckon it's time to stop moaning about the place, and just report on what happened on any specific time or date.

The address
The Romilly Street walk up. It's fairly okay, a standard soho set up really.

The Girl
Thirtysomething brunette, quite cute though with a bit of a tummy, with perky c-cup breasts and prominent nipples. Very good English, and she was friendly and chatty both before and after the punt.

The Punt
Was me being lazy yet again, so I just went for a blowjob for £30 + £3 tip for the maid. She started by stripping naked (which is never taken for granted in Soho) and was happy to let me grope and kiss and suck on her tits, before giving me a gentle handjob, and then some pretty decent oral for the rest of the time resulting in a decent orgasm.

Overall
This was a good punt for Soho, being very willing to get naked and giving great head were the best parts, but the friendliness fact was a definite positive as well. Not sure I'll go back, but I'm happy I did see her.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6434911

Comms - AW email with prompt response then via text on the day.

Location - Serviced style apartment in the suburbs to the East of Nottingham, in the NG4 cost code area. Easy parking.

Cost - £160 for 1hr incall.

Lady - As per her AW gallery. Her hair colour was blonde at the time of the meet.

Meeting - I was told to come up when ready spot on time. Had a little chat first, likes and dislikes, then down to action. Lots of lovely FK building upto DFK while we explored each others bodies. As the clothes came off the the kissing went up a notch again. which then progressed to OWO. No complaints from me with her technique. Tried my best to please her with RO. No big fake ooohs and arghs just genuine enjoyment noises. Then on to covered sex and happy to attempt any position I suggested. Finished off with OWO and happily took CIM. Overall a geat GFE, exactly what I was after.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/champagne-traditional-thai-massage-in-heart-of-peterborough/1477835697?srn=true

Location is in parnwell just outside of Peterborough, upstairs flat is located just behind a set of shops. Dimly lit room with massage table and bed, shower facilities available but were not required.

Visit was beginning of April for one hour @ £100 which included massage, body to body, HE, full service was available for price but not taken.

Arranged by text in the morning with confirmation an hour before.

Mid 30s-40 lady, attractive, fairly short and I’m no good with heights being so tall, size 12 with big enhanced boobs.

Stayed in the room whilst I undressed and told to remove underwear too. Was not covered by a towel for the first half hour massage in the table. Very good massage to my back and not sensual until the leg massage stated with plenty of swipes between the crack, tickling my balls and blowing between my cheeks.

In the turnover we had 10 minutes of front massage with plenty of cock teasing and blowing on my bellend, before she then laid a towel on the bed and proceeded to strip off. Plenty of body to body massage with tit wanking. Finally lead me to a slow and explosive ending which ended partly over me and partly over her boobs. She has a great body and fantastic tits. Allowed plenty of touching throughout.

I would certainly visit again and have already booked in my next visit for next week, and this time will be taking up the option of full service also. 

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/stamford-hill-n16/new-bbw-in-town-xx-my-name-is-july/323499310

Happened in last couple of weeks
25 yr old Hungarian with excellent English
Adequate studio flat in back road near Stamford Hill station
Very good comms - a WhatsApp was answered and was there 45 mins later. £70 for 30 mins

She is big- big belly and arse and thighs, floppy mid size tits- but pretty. I liked the look of her and she was friendly

Pretty vanilla punt. Both stripped off, a cuddle and light kissing before some adequate covered oral.
She took a pounding in mish and doggy with some realistic moaning and dirty talk led me to come in the bag.
I enjoyed it but wouldn’t repeat.

May 2024

Carol at ChloeMassageLondon.
 
https://chloemassagelondon.com

https://www.adultwork.com//ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7668141


£120 for 1 hour tantric massage

I have been to see Chloe many times over the last year. She is my go to girl when I want a tantric massage. Despite the occasional visit to Mashas’ establishment in Edgware, I always end up back seeing Chloe. She is the best in my opinion, and I always leave fully satisfied.

On my last visit she mentioned Carol who works there, so I took the plunge and arranged to see Carol. Chloe introduced us and then left us alone to get on with business.

Ground floor room, this time the one with bed as well as the massage table.

I stripped off, as did Carol. Wow, what an amazing body she has. Beautiful curves and a pair of tits and nipples like bullets. Truly incredible. Nice new pictures on her AW profile.

The massage started on my legs and gradually moved to my back. Loads of oil being used. Punters note that it takes a few showers to get the oil off. The massage was okay. Not great, but good enough. There was the occasional breathing into my ear, which I do like, but no cc swipes, or reach unders at this point. She presented little opportunity for me to touch her.

After about 30 mins things took a turn for the better with some glorious reach unders and some nice moaning noises from Carol. Her superb tits massaging my back. Then it was time to turn over.

She started on my legs and slowly moved up to massage my now throbbing cock. She has a great technique. As she moved upwards, I managed to get a suck on these amazing nipples. She then asks if I want anything else. I asked what was available. She said BJ for £20 (but I may have this wrong, could have £50) and sex for £100. I asked about kissing, she said ‘no’, which is a shame, as kissing is something I really enjoy. She said I could have sex for 80, but with only £50 on show, which I left in full view, there was no further negotiation. She did say kissing would be £20 on top of the £100 if I wanted that next time.

Frankly, with a BJ I would have lasted about 30 seconds and FS at £100 for what would have I guess about 10 mins, is not value for money.  And if I go for FS, I want a full hour, not 15 minutes at that price which have been £240 in total.  May be if I see her again, we can do the negotiating up front. I think she would be a great fuck.

She continued to offer a great service. Kissing and lightly biting by nipples, another favourite of mine. However, there was no opportunity to explore her pussy, which was a shame.

Anyway, she finished me off really nicely. Even though I had explained at the beginning that I don’t have a prostate and therefore don’t ejaculate, she was still surprised when she saw no cum. I explained again. I think she understood.

Carol offered a great service and if the price was right, I would have enjoyed a lot more more of her amazing tits and body.

Had the absolute misfortune to see Leila OWO Anal this week: https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7496646

The reviews apart from one were glowing. So took the risk. Call her up and went for a hour. The block of flats near the tenpin bowling. It should have struck me. All my punts there have been awful. This one was right at the top!

When the door opened, I was like I have seen this face somewhere! And it turned out to be the dreaded Alessia (from 4 years ago)

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=206621.0

She looked more toned down. But I didnt realise it was her until I got back into the car contemplating on how bad a punt could be and I have seen this face somewhere. Came back and searched and found her!

I had just fucked (??) a girl without:
1. Getting a hug
2. Getting a kiss
3. Without touching her boobs and nipples
4. Without touching her pussy
5. She allowed only my cock to get in - and she was holding it.
6. And I fucked a over stretched pussy - a black hole to be honest!

Paid £160 (£40 for anal) and I couldnt even fuck her ass properly because she only wanted me to fuck her on a spoon position and I find it hard to do it.

I had enough of her, masturbated myself and walked out! She had the audacity to ask me if I was feeling good! Not sure if I am allowed to swear here!

Absolutely fuming!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/rose-thai-massage-one-hour-%C2%A335-in-gateshead-/1361299152

Visited this establishment after reading recent reviews on here - so thanks to those who contributed.

I don't participate much now. So this was a treat!

I sent a text off and got a quick reply offering me a suitable time. Once confirmed I was sent clear instructions on how to find the place and to message again when I arrived. Which I did and as others have said the door was open and a walk straight in, up a steep staircase.

On entering I was met by an attractive Thai lady probably in her 30's and as other's say she was wearing compression bandages on her elbows. I did not get a name. But given the description from others it could have been Hanna/Anna. Straight away she confirmed the time wanted and asked if I wanted HE.

The charge was £35 for an hour plus the £20 extra so £55 all in which I think is very good value.

The massage was very good with her climbing all over me albeit she was fully clothed! Some light scratches as she massaged the top of my legs but no reach under at this point. Which is something with previous masseuse elsewhere I have enjoyed. There was no touching encouraged and I got the impression this was not something she was comfortable with as on the turn over she positioned herself just out of arms reach. However, the massage was to a good standard and clearly trained.

On the turn there was a lot of attention to little me and a lot of oil used. Her technique was excellent and I had an excellent finish.

The amount of oil probably enhanced the finish but others may have an issue as I was cleaned up with towels but no shower offered.

Again as others have said there was no chat during the massage other than instructions to turn over etc. I was ok with this, on this occasion. But it did mean no rapport was built up. Perhaps if a regular this could change

Parking is fine. There is a pub very close by to one of the  parking options that is overlooked. However, plenty of side streets that offer no clue as to where you may be heading.

Would I return? As said, I don't participate very much now. But if I wanted a relaxing massage with HE at a good price, yes I would return.