Profile: https://birchplace.com/@arab_shenis

Arranged a meet a couple hours in advance over Whatsapp, gave the address of a hotel in Slough town centre and confirmed services. Took me an hour to drive to the hotel, parking was at the bus station 5 minute walk away.

When I got there, she asked me to wait by the lifts as she has to come down to get me. She asked me what I was wearing and oh by the way here's my bank details, please send payment now. I was thinking with my dick a little too much so I paid for the half hour (£120) and then she sent a Revolut screenshot saying the transaction was reverted probably because "I have received a payment of that amount 3 times today already so my bank must have blocked it" and that I should pay again but £1 less. That's when I told her I knew what she's doing and just left. She kept trying to bait me and eventually I just blocked her.

Not too pissed off about losing the money but I was really looking forward to that meet.

https://www.adultwork.com/6998593

I don't punt very often nowadays. This was a rare occasion.

Comms: Tried to call a few times, went straight through to voicemail. Then 30 minutes or so later her phone was back on. Called and she gave me the address, and we agreed a time.

Location: A house in Quinton. Quite messy, and downstairs smelled of wet dog. Didn't look very clean overall.

Lacy: She's got a sexy MILF look to her. Fully tanned, curvy (not fat), huge natural tits, a decent ass, relatively pretty, I was impressed. She was also very friendly and bubbly.

The Meet: This was a shambles to begin with. I called first thing in the Morning, and agreed a time for 30 minutes later. I arrived bang on time. Saw another guy walk in just as I arrived. I tried calling but all calls went through to voicemail. Clearly double or triple books punters, and just takes whoever arrives first. Still in the area so I called back an hour or so later, and arranged another booking. This time it went ahead. Lacy answered and was very bubbly. She didn't mention anything about the double booking earlier, so I didn't bother to say anything. Very unorganised so she probably didn't even realise. The downstairs of the house smelled of wet dog, and the upstairs was only slightly better. Into the bedroom and it was messy, the carpet looked a mess, it just didn't look great. But I liked the look of Lacy so proceeded with the booking. I paid £70 for 45 minutes, which I thought was good value. We both undressed. I played with her huge tits for a bit, then she offered me a massage which I took. It was basically just her rubbing her fingernails then her tits on your back. When I turned over she put a condom on and gave me ok oral, for maybe 3 minutes. I explored her body a bit more, then it was time for sex. I also asked for french kissing, which she said she didn't do. Asked for filming, which she said she didn't do. I asked for doggy, which she said couldn't do. Kissing and filming were on her likes list at the time. If it said at discretion for the kissing, I wouldn't have minded, but it didn't say this. I could tell this was going to be a shit punt. So started with missionary. Within 3 minutes she was asking me to come. I asked for her to get on top, she said she doesn't do that position either. So it was literally missionary for the whole duration, with her asking me to come, and limiting depth by using her hand. 10 or 15 minutes in and this continues. I come. I'm expecting round two because we're 20-25 minutes in at this stage, so there's plenty of time left. Nope, another customer is on the way. Clothes on, clean up, and I leave. Shitty service all the way round.

Pros: Clean, big tits, relatively attractive, curvy.

Cons: Doggy out of question, cowgirl, out of the question , double booking, rushing, time wasting tactics, short blowjob, no position apart from missionary, no kissing as per her likes list, no filming as per her likes list, can't really take a good pounding.

She's probably ok for a 15 minute pump and dump. Anything else or longer is a no go. Also be mindful, she has a ring doorbell at the Quinton venue. And also be mindful that she may try to talk to eat into your time. Don't let her do it, kindly move things along.

Saw PSM in early February in Colnbook. Quite the experience but actually exactly what I wanted.

Comms: Organised on the day a few hours before. £80 for half hour I believe. Pretty easy Comms.

Location: a very quirky location! Very secluded and secure house. If you've been there then you know the one I mean. House was nice enough. Bedroom was nice but bathroom was a tiny ensuite. Did the job though.

Looks: Her profile has her at 50. That feels about right. Body was very curvy. She says 14 but I suspect probably 16, at least on the bottom half. Exactly what I was after though, with a huge ass. She definitely has the look of a filthy MILF.

Service: So I came into this meet in a bit of an odd mood. I wanted some intense face sitting and ass worship. And believe me, that's exactly what I got. PSM has an ass to die for, literally if it's sat on your face. There was some wonderful sloppy OWO thrown in and she rode me cowgirl briefly but really I was just there for a lot of face sitting.

Positives: Delivered exactly what I was after. I found her really attractive and her ass was incredible.

Negatives: Location a bit unusual and en suite facilities very small and basic.

It was a very specialised meet for me. Not sure I'll see her again unless I want my face squashed again. Still an easy positive though as she was good value and delivered exactly what I wanted to a very high standard.

https://www.adultwork.com/4819755 or https://www.adultwork.com/POLISH+STIFLERS+MILF

Saw Vanessa a few months ago in Windsor. Great experience.

Comms: Organised on the day a few hours before. Easy to arrange. £80 for half hour I believe.

Location: Residential road in Windsor. Pretty good location although parking a bit of a nightmare being Windsor. Flat was great, albeit up a load of stairs! Great bathroom and a big, comfortable bed and bedroom.

Looks: She's listed at 53. That feels about right. Body was wonderful for a woman of her age. Exactly what I was after. Facially you can tell her age a bit more but still very attractive - personification of EE MILF for me.

Service: Really attentive. Shower offered, really fresh and fluffy towels. Seemed to take providing a good service very seriously. Plenty of DFK, then some lovely OWO and RO. Very fresh and was convincing enough that she was enjoying it!  Sex in cowgirl and doggy - very enjoyable fuck.

Positives: Stunning EE MILF at a good price for Windsor. Services delivered with aplomb and nothing missing that was promised.

Negatives: Can't think of any. Thoroughly enjoyable time.

Have added her to my HL to return when she's next around. Very strong positive from me.

https://www.adultwork.com/2334176 or https://www.adultwork.com/+xxxVANESSAxxx+

https://www.yingyanghealing.com/

Yin Yang Healing in Harrogate also advertise on Vivastreet - however their advert and the phone number used seems to change frequently

The Venue
Yin Yang is a 1st floor business on a quiet street close to Harrogate centre.  The entrance is shared with other businesses so, from the perspective of someone seeing you from the street, you could be going into any of the other businesses that are located there

Comms - *see also comments at the end of the review*
I booked by text the day before. It took them about 50 minutes to respond.  I also reconfirmed on the day of the meet.  A reply was given within 5 minutes

The Girl
Lili is around 30 years old.  Very slim, long black hair, bushy pussy, flat chested and facially 6/10

The meet
I asked Lili, at the start of the massage, how much she charged for extras.  She told me £40 for B2B.  I suggested that she take her clothes off straight away and perform the massage naked.  There was some language difficulties but she agreed and was soon naked.  I lay on the bed (with a proper hole for your head) and the massage commenced.  It was actually very good. 
After a few minutes I suggested that she climb on to the table to perform the rest of the massage - which she did. 
For the next 20 minutes I was treated to a very good massage with a naked Lili on the bed with me. She even rubbed her naked front along my back and lightly kissed me from my toes to my neck.
I suggested that I role over and Lili oiled us up and started to slide her body over mine.  However, I felt the sap rising and wanted to hold off for a little longer.  So I urged Lili to slide a little higher up my body where I could reach around and access her arse and pussy. 
She initially said "no fingers inside".
Now, I know that there's a fair bit of fakery but Lili seemed to really get off on my playing with her pussy. She became very wet.  I did slip a finger inside and she seemed to really enjoy it.  I've never been with a masseuse who seemed to get off on my fingers so much and there was a fair bit of convulsions and shuddering.
To finish I asked Lili to climb back on top and wank me with her legs.  She did and I didn't last long.

Lili washed her self in the shower in the room and then I jumped in to wash to copious amounts of oil off.

The negatives

• When I arrived at Yin Yang the manager told me that I could only have 30 minutes. I told her that I had a booking.  She insisted that she could not help.  I showed her the comms on my phone.  She relented and I had the full 1 hour
• Lili soon left the room after the massage.  I never saw her again.  As I was getting dressed the manager was busy preparing the bed for the next client.  I asked where Lili was and she said she was with the next person.  I was going to give her £60 as I had enjoyed myself so much but the manager said I should pay her - I handed over £40
  
• When I left there were two other guys sat in the waiting room waiting for their turn

The Cost
£45 entrance fee to the establishment
£40 for extra's (as mentioned above I would have paid £60 to the masseuse had have hung around for payment)

Conclusion
One of the best naughty and erotic massages that I've had.  I think that only Antonia in Leeds would surpass this one.  This was my third time at Yin Yang.  However I think the failure to initially honour my booking and the production line would put me off visiting this establishment again
I suggested sex (I didn't have a condom and wouldn't have gone ahead with it - but I wanted to see how far she would go) but she declined.

JuicyLucyLou has been on my hotlist for a while now. Well reviewed on here so I decided to take the plunge last week.

Comms were same day via text. Quick responses and was able to book in for 30mins at £80. Location is a private residence near to the high street. I parked in the William Hunter Car Park.

I arrived on time and was guided to the excat location by Lucy on the phone. Residence was very will kept and received a warm welcome from Lucy. Paperwork dealt with straight into DFK. Lucy is very tactile and seems to enjoy GFE with mutual touching. I wouldn't say Lucy is a stunner but certainly very attractive next door girl and has kept in good shape. Lucy's party piece is her new 36D chest, I am not a massive of bolt ons but if you are then you are in for a treat. Services included FS, OWO and CIM/COF finish all delivered with enthusiasm.

Certainly one of my top punts, very highly receomended. Lucy is very friendly appears to enjoy what she does. I will be back and will go for a longer punt next time.

https://www.adultwork.com/562458
https://www.adultwork.com/juicylucylou

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/plymouth-pl1/thai-massage-and-full-service/319132035

I booked this one the day before. I was a bit unsure as you can't see her face, but the boobs sold it.
She lives a little outside of Plymouth town centre so I had to jump on one of those electric bikes towards Devenport.

Her place is in a row of small houses in a slightly shabby area. I got stared down by one guy who looked drunk.. a few other drunks lurking around.

The usual door open, with the girl hiding behind the door. By the time she closed it and I took a look, I didn't have the bottle to run away.
She's probably mid 40s and quite big for my pref. I felt quite deflated and flighty but decided to just press on anyway.

She led me upstairs to her room, past a kids bedroom which was a bit of a red flag.. but maybe it's a niece or nephews room.
She had some loud music on, which wasn't the most sexy, despite the lyrics shouting about boning bitches and hoes.
At this point I thought the best get-out was to just say I don't want sex, I just need a good massage and HE. She agreed and I got on the table.

It didn't feel particularly clean and the massage was poor. I know most punters wouldn't even bother with the massage - it's just there as a way to move on quickly to her bed, which was right next to the table.

After turning over she started playing with my cock, which to my surprise was actually having a good time. She asked if I liked her boobs and I said of course and she took them out of her bra and it was pretty fun playing with them and sucking on her nips. This was probably the best bit about the punt. After that I came and made a quick getaway, on to the bike - and vowing never to try my luck like that again.

She has got good reviews on here, so maybe she's to most people's liking, she's just not in great shape and the house with kids room doesn't feel right.

The next day I went to Great Tang - also reviewed - to try and reset this memory of Plymouth.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/new-new-oriental-jade-massage-in-ipswich-open-till-late-/1475110691



 https://g.co/kgs/4e5ppg9

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage/ipswich-ip2/new-oriental-jade-massage-in-ipswhich-open-till-late-/325634034

Photos used are not accurate, but the location shown on both Google and Gumtree is.

I originally noticed this new advert on gumtree, the others were added at a later date.

2 X visits, both for half an hour each at £30+extras

Location is a parade of shops in a run down part of town, however there is free 1hr parking and you can park directly outside if space is available. The roads further up the hill have become increasingly unpleasant of late and I would not park up there in the evening personally

Both pre-booked by text or WhatsApp.
Previously a beauty salon and old signage etc remains. Nite doors are locked and you either need to book or buzz but I don't think they particularly want walkins as I only saw one person on site each time.

1st visit was just after they opened and I saw the owner
Fuller figure but attractive  Chinese or Thai lady, about 40 probably.
Obvious from the beginning that more was on offer as she stayed in the room the whole time while I stripped off. No towel offered though they were on the shelves.
Decent proper massage table in a small room just off the reception area.
Good massage, lots of forearms used, a few tickles and touches.
Turnover and I was offered B2B for 50. I did enquire about any else and was told a new assistant would arrive soon and she would do more extras.
Accepted the B2B offer but annoyingly then had to climb off the table to fetch the cash and she then started to strip off. Enjoyable body and touching allowed, finished with a nice HJ which made a mess of us both.
A bit of a chat and then escorted to the door, she was happy, friendly and smiling throughout and there were no interruptions that I recall

2nd visit once the new staff arrived. Very attractive slim Chinese or Thai lady, probably  early 30s. exactly the same process as before.
On turnover offered B2B for 50, or plus BJ for 80 or plus sex for 100. Slightly kicking myself for not haggling harder but I ended up going for sex at 100. Despite the price it was actually excellent, condom produced from a drawer and we started. she was very receptive to being touched, got soaking wet and came several times. In fact she went still grinding away like a demented sex-limpet well after I came in order to get one last orgasm for herself. Then she stayed in position for a while after just cuddling and getting her breath back.

So positive overall, though the price is probably a bit high. Location  is fine, and it's easy access.
Next time I may go for an hour and will definitely establish services at the beginning so as not to have to pause, haggle and get cash halfway through.

After reading some positive reviews here I contacted Roseberry Spa and was told that Apple was available.

Roseberry Spa is located on a side street, though a very busy one, with lots of people bustling about.

Entered the spa to be greeted by a very over-friendly receptionist, and paid the £50 fee for an hour long massage. Apple can to greet me, and appeared very professional - immaculately dressed and pleasant but professional in her approach. She took me to the massage room and left me to get prepared.

I was asked if I wanted hard, medium or soft, and opted for medium. Apple proceeded to give an excellent, very professional massage. I must say that I am pleased I didn't opt for hard as medium was pretty firm!

With her professional approach and quality of massage I started to wonder if I was just going to get the massage, as there were no hints of anything else.. until about halfway through, when she gently stroked my undercarriage and asked what else I wanted. I asked about the options, and she offered B2B for £60. Apple said that sex and OWO were not available.

Apple stripped off and revealed a lovely body - small titties, a small flattish bum (though when she bends over it is perfect) and a shaven fanny.

Apple took her time giving a very pleasant body to body experience in lots of positions, allowing fingers in and delivering a great handjob.

After the deed Apple took me to the shower and was very chatty, with no efforts to end the session.

Positives
Massage is superb
Attractive face and body
Lovely personality
No clock-watching

Negatives
I know I could have had massage plus FS for same price elsewhere

In summary, a very pleasant, erotic experience, and will visit again.

https://www.roseberryspa.co.uk/