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Location - Middle of nowhere near Handforth/Wilmslow

Comms - By text. Not the most responsive.

WG - Facially reminds me of The Governess on the Chase. Must be mid-40s. Fantastic natural tits and arse, bit of belly but is to be expected and nothing visually offputting. Make up, hair done up. Broad but not fat, curvy at its best for me. Mild tanned skin. Attractive I'd say (despite the resemblance to the Governess)

Cost - 1 hr b2b £115 (£90 for 1hr + £25 for b2b)

Meet - Posh house. Got in and pleasantly surprised by her look. Shown into her front room, with proper massage table.

Plenty of CC swipe and reach under during the first part, firm-ish massage which I enjoyed.

B2B was thorough, and you can really feel her chest on your back.

On the flip, more B2B, the famous titwank was unfortunately not forthcoming until I asked, and was only really given about 15 seconds of it before the hands were back on stroking. Unfortunately you could feel that she's keen to finish towards the end. Her technique is not bad, but her grip was so firm that I left with a painful dick that I could still feel the pain when I got home.

The most unfortunate of all was that I was only in the house for 40 minutes. A total 20 minutes shortchanged in this economy for this price is really unacceptable.

The rush towards the end and the shortchange was what tipped it over to a neutral. It was really mostly good and enjoyable, but it's not VFM, combined with the time it takes to get to her, her limited availability, I may not return again.

So got in contact via text.
Got a time set.
She said yes to what I wanted...

Parked up on the postcode provided.
Asked me to call ...
Then called .. rang once then "line busy" tried multiple times..

Told her ...

Fobbed me off...moved onto next client as he put it...

Complete waste of trip & time.

Blocked for me ...not worth the travel of knowing nothing is going to happen . Definitely a risky travel/arrangement.

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Lufthansa finally caved and handed over the compensation they owed me (apparently they can't ignore you for ever!), instantly boosting my punting fund with an injection of cash. Naturally, I used this financial victory to continue my ongoing quest to fuck every Thai escort in the greater London area. Cheam was next up, with a 45 minutes booking with Aya Lovely Thai  — and chalked up my 25th review whilst I was at it. 

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£130 for 45 mins

the girl
1000% my ideal woman, Thai, petite with a lovely toned body, perfect handful of very well done fake tits with just the most beautiful nipples, lovely legs and bum, looked and smelt sensational, dressed in yellow lingerie set and heels. Her AW pics do not do her justice

the comms
Easy on the day text, with an appointment made for later that same morning

the location
Fit for purpose ground floor flat in Cheam, easy to park and easy to find, same flat as Bella. The door magically opened and this absolute vision appeared from behind the door to usher me in.

the services
Kissing, OWO, CIM x 2, deep throat, face fucking, multiple positions

ratings
Attractiveness - 10/10
Attitude- 9/10
Skills- 9/10
Ability to take a pounding - 9/10

the meet
I found Aya to be slightly reserved initially, but warmed up quickly and was an absolute delight throughout our meet, the perfect blend of filthy GFE. Notes handed notes over (CIM is £20 extra), I had a quick shower before returning for some mutual fondling to get us in the mood, not that I needed much encouragement I might add. Aya's profile states that she does lap dances so I enjoyed a lap dance of sorts whilst she warmed up. Not a club level lap dance by any means but she was topless and allowed me to fondle her so who was I to complain? Round 1 was a blowjob with her on her knees, she has no problem having her hair and head held so I could grab a handful of her hair and control the pace. She also had no problem with my cock thrusting into her throat and could deepthroat with ease from the start. Round 1 finished with me holding on to her hair whilst I deposited a load into her mouth, Aya continued sucking until I had to almost prise her off my cock. She disappeared for a couple of mins to rise her mouth out which allowed me to get my breathe back.     

With Aya sitting on my lap and rubbing her beautiful nipples in my face I was soon rock hard again. Condom on and we started slowly with Aya riding me before she picked up the pace to really start bouncing up and down. Cowgirl became reverse cowgirl - although that's not a favourite position of mine, to doggy, and finally my favourite position with Aya on her back with her legs spread and happy with maximum penetration. She took a good pounding in mish, then legs over my shoulders, then prone bone and finally back in mish where I deposited another load into her mouth. Aya was happy to chat throughout and took direction well, I think she prefers being told what to do rather than her taking the lead. A back rub followed and I left a few minutes over the 45. 

the conclusion
Aya was sensational, she looks spectacular and delivered a fantastic service, straight into my top 3. I shall return.

I've seen Ava more than Once and to be honest, wanted to keep her off the radar and continue to enjoy her services without her getting overwhelmed but she's too good not to share!!

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She's based in Chester - closer to the City Centre but not far from the train station.
Access is via intercom into a shared apartment block
Fairly private and not one of the usual buildings along City Road usually associated with this line of work

Ava is gorgeous, properly fit. She has an amazing body and curves - it's impossible not to fancy her

£120 for the hour which includes a genuine massage of back and legs with some gentle strokes around the groin.
It's on a proper massage table and very comfortable and she is quite chatty if you want her to be

Once turned over she removes her clothes and oils herself up before moving onto a B2B massage and it is very sexual.

She has clear boundaries around where you can and can't touch but you are alllowed to touch her breasts and arse and honestly... it's worth every penny just to feel them

The handjob happy ending is incredible, she's got a real gift for it and the way she positions herself and strokes you to climax has always resulted in me having a very long and powerful orgasm.

Shower facilities afterwards are excellent and the apartment she uses is very safe and relaxing

I've punted for years and seen many different people for different things but Ava is straight towards the top of my list and is someone I will happily continue to see regularly.

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I saw Millie recently. I almost cancelled as it was a hassle to get the house number when I arrived at the arranged time. Only half hour later she was ready... I was already driving for 10min home but she was very apologetic so I turned around.

She has quite some list with options. Half hour 120, hour 200, kissing +20, rimming +50, her cumming +50 and maybe more (like cim etc). I went for half hour with kissing she said she was happy to do dfk for £140.

When I arrived I was pleased to see that it was the girl from the ad. She looks very femme / good looking, not too much make-up but I didn't mind. She wasn't as enthusiastic unlike many other TS I've seen when I arrived. She asked if I could pay straight away, then a quick shower. When I came out of the shower she was already undressed on the bed.
The kissing wasn't as great, not much tongue and not much passion. Her tool was a good size. maybe up to 5-6inch good width for a beginner. I sucked her and she got hard pretty quickly.

She offered to top me. So she got a pillow for me to lie on my back on, got a condom and slowly entered. Was all comfortable for me. Quite quickly she started to pounce me in a bit too hard way. I asked her to slow down. She was really enjoying topping me and it was nice to see her enjoying this. She commented that I felt good.
She started tugging me while topping. After a few min I came and she stopped. Then she cleaned me up. Got offered another shower which I declined.
Off I went after maybe 15-20 min in. No offer of anything else by her and I didn't ask.

Just the combination of not being ready at the time she suggested and the not so enthusiastic way made it a neutral for me. It's unlikely that I will see her again, unless she is at a convenient/close location to me.

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Last week in Crewe, fairly new house in private location - £100 for 30 mins
Comms was all over AW which isn’t ideal but worked ok, I did miss the last message asking me to message her on mobile when I arrived.

The Meet
Usual behind the door trick, dressed in nice looking lingerie.
Shoes off, straight upstairs for a shower to freshen up.

Out of the room and straight into some kissing, French kissing but wouldn’t say DFK initially.
Not long before towel is off and she’s on her knees cock in mouth.
Good technique and felt in danger quickly as had a 5 day load ready to go Hahaha

Slowed things down and moved to the bed for more oral, asked her to mix it up and went down on her, all the right noises, gripping my head and pulling me in till she climaxed and complemented how good I were at that, she could be a good actress who knows 

More oral on me with me pinning her hands above her head and force my cock down here throat (she’s very submissive) then got her to get one of her toys out to play with and at this point pulled me in for DFK, wasn’t long before she asked me to fuck her, frantically trying to get the rubber on then pulling me inside her.

Started missionary, then into doggy before finishing in the bag reverse cowgirl.

Laid and chilled and chatted before getting another shower to clean up before saying out goodbyes.

Really nice lass, photos are pretty accurate if you look at the none “professional” ones, I’d say if anything she’s lost some weight as boobs were a little saggy.

Wouldn’t see again as I like to try keep things fresh unless really blown away.

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Paid £110 for an hour with extra teasing.

I was travelling from Gatwick so scheduled a meet based on the reviews here (thank you). Pre-booked 2 days ahead and confirmed in the morning on the day - comms all very straight forward and efficient.

Parked for free on the street nearby and messaged for the full address as I only had the postcode - was sent it straight away.

Lili was behind the door but I was very happy with what I saw when the door was closed - a petite lady with massive (fake) boobs - but as stated by others probably nearer 40 than 27 however in great shape and very friendly and chatty.

I started off on my front and she gave me what I thought was a really good massage with the hot oil - legs, butt and back got a good work over with some delightful teasing touches in between. This lasted about 20 minutes before I was asked to turn over where upon I was subjected to 40 minutes of edging with her hands and body that was excellent, definitely one of the best I have received.

Highly recommended and I am sure I will return.

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Arranged to meet the day prior, was round the corner of her location, and she cancelled as she was eating. Should have been enough to warn me. But tried again as i thought a brazilian milf might be good.

Arranged for 60 minutes at £130.

Venue - a flat at the back of piccadilly station. Needs the flat number to buzz in and then need buzzing in again to use lift. First issue the main room of yhe flat split and smelt of weed. Somebody else clearly on other side of partition, speaking on phone and singing. Sounded like a bloke, who clearly messages the punters. As she couldnt put two words together to save her life.

The meet - Money handed over. She literally doesnt speak a word of english. The most awkward exchange possible. Work done to her face, pics on profile taken a few years back. Fake tits and ridiculous oversized arse.

Into meet, removed clothes and laid on bed, bit of kissing, asked if i wanted condom and then hopped straight on and rode to completion. No noise or chat.

Asked if i wanted a massage, as only 5 mins had passed thought she might just need time to settle. How wrong i was. I turned onto my stomach. And she proceeded to simply one hand to rub my back, no oils or pressure, absolutely shocking. This lasted about 5 mins while her phone kept going off. Again thought about leaving. Turned over and was limp and not keen on round 2. But she wanked me and did a bit of oral without. Asked if i wanted to fuck so condom on, in doggy for a few mins, full force as i just wanted to get out as fast as possible. Finished and she left the room. So i thought better get dressed and she came back with dressing gown on and tried to get me out before id put my shoes on. In and out in about 20 mins, didnt have heart to try to get any money back despite paying for the hour. Was conscious of the other bloke in the room.

All in all terrible, worst meet ive had, espcially after a break from punting. Complete waste of money and my time.

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I contacted the 2 link shown here to ask details and whether a 4 hand massage was available

I had to chase for replies and requested a scenario, but arranged to meet up

The scenario was not kept to as I had asked for the ladies to slowly undress as they massaged me, instead they were naked within a minute of my arrival, I later found out that they do not deal with the contact themselves but is wasn't an agency, not sure about that

They were both pleasant enough, pictures are accurate

Location is a side street off the high street so not quiet and on arrival I was asked to call so felt like it was obvious I was loitering and being given the last directions

The massage was ok, the lady in the top link offered a much softer and seductive touch, the other was quite firm which on a very soft bed wasn't great

I agreed an hour meet with Kiss and OWO, so £240 in total

When I arrived, I was given £10 back as one didn't want to do kissing in a 2 girl meet which I thought was fair and honest

I am giving a positive, just, as whilst it wasn't what I had asked for, the ladies were pleasant company and value for money, compared to many others in the area

The meeting happened about a month ago. I messaged the number on the website and got a quick reply. They do ask for your first name but I suppose you can give any name you like. One thing to note is they do only accept cash.

LOCATION - about a 5 min walk from Marleybone station on a quiet road in a basement flat. As you walk down the stairs there was someone looking working by the window in the flat above who looked right at me and must see every punter who visits

THE GIRL - There are a lot of reviews on here about Betty. She is very pretty with a sexy figure and nice breasts. I would actually say she looked better than the pictures. She was dressed in very nice sexy underwear. She is very funny and like to joke and play which helps relax the mood

PRICE - £150 for 1 hour with everything included. OWO, CIM, DFK, Anal and maybe more is all inclusive.

SERVICE - she was very helpful in helping to undress me and folding away my clothes. She then ushered me towards the shower where we both showered together and she gave my main areas a very good clean. A clean towel was offered.

Into the bedroom and we started with DFK. she has a strange technique which is mouth very wide open and tongue (not much else). This was on offer anytime you liked. She then came on top rubbing herself against me kissing my ears, neck, chest etc. OWO then started and she has very good suction and took it fairly deep. There is also a mirror on offer which gave a great view of all of the action. 69 followed and everything was clean and fresh.

Doggy and missionary then followed with DFK throughout before finishing with CIM which she stayed on to ensure every drop was taken out. She then gave a strange but fairly enjoyable hand and arm massage. She then rinsed me off in the shower and helped me to get dressed.

Overall I can't fault her, the service was good and she was friendly and put in a good effort. That said, it just felt like something was missing, everything maybe came across a little robotic and going through the motions as I can imagine she is extremely experienced and has seen thousands of men.

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Comms: Good, we texted during the day for an afternoon meet. She sent me the address and then let me into a very nice flat in central Chelmsford. Initially paid £120 for an hour massage

Jenni: She does look like her pictures, but as the previous reviewer mentioned, she's a bit thicker than shown. She's still very pretty with a great body and a very nice ass. The massage was nice, sensual rather than firm but with lots of reach-unders from the very beginning. She then asked if I wanted to massage her, which I did for a while before she mentioned she had some extra services. RO was an extra 50 and full service was an extra 100, so I chose the latter. She moved us to the bed and started a pretty underwhelming OW, but then moved onto sex in a few different positions. Excellent dfk throughout, very enthusiastic sex. Strong positive, I would return but she said she's heading back to Spain in a few days

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I recall see this profile a while ago (think it was Worcester) and sending a couple texts and getting no answer. But saw her in Cheltenham, text responded to quickly this time, and arranged an hour at £130 with extra £20 for oral without and DFK - total £170.

Venue - pretty poor. Street name didn’t match the one on the house sign (same number, different street) so I really wasn’t sure it was the right place. She told me to wait, not ring, and text her when I’d arrived and she’d let me in. Had to ask for a description of property as didn’t want to knock on the wrong door. Inside, all the washing facilities were downstairs, toilet on one level, shower in basement, she’d wait outside as you moved room to room to guide you, as there were plenty of other people moving around the apartment, I’d assume other escorts and clients. For the toilet, another scantily clad escort was on the way out as I went in (sounding harsh, glad I didn’t book that one).

The girl. I liked her. Definitely the girl in the profile I saw months ago and then one advertised now. Pics are flattering, as they tend to be, but not dramatically so. Liked the blonde, whispy hairstyle. She was wearing some sexy underwear and this fishnet body suit. Very pretty face. Lovely eyes. Actually quite a slim body, especially the bottom half, with a lovely ass that looked sexy in a tiny thong. She looked very sexy. As others have noted, very big tits but quite saggy. The mum tum is noticeable and quite pronounced, could already see it through the fishnet suit (obviously) but not off putting. Was very, very friendly from the outset. Quite giggly.

Paid and went off for a freshen up in the busy facilities. When I emerged she was waiting for me in the hallway and led me to the the separate toilet, then back to the room. Inside, she was on me enthusiastically, tongue straight down my throat for intense French kissing. And the kissing was intense. Dare I say it, I would prefer a little build up as it can be sexier, but I’m certainly not going to complain about passionate DFK. From here, we kissed standing up for a couple minutes and then she took all her clothes off, which was a bit swift. She removed my boxers, wet wiped my hard cock, and into OWO for a few minutes. Not too bad. Middle of the road. She led me to the bed and led on top of me. No caution here and as we kissed and writhed , pussy was pretty much grinding on my cock. I never got the impression that bareback was on the agenda, it wasn’t quite that angle and she never angled herself so I could accidentally slip in  - but surprised me a touch as I know genital to genital is a no no so I always make sure we don’t get into that position. This was led by her.

Onto more OWO. Still nice. A bit one note. But still pleasant. She’s goes deep too. Occasional eye contact. Onto sex and condom on, lube applied, and she’s straight on top. Immediately squatted so I could see my cock easing in and out of her pussy. Great view. Her legs looked great and I caressed her legs and thighs while she fucked me. Liked her tattoos, she looked great doing this. But she was a bit frenetic and I did try and slow her down. And I wouldn’t say she was the tightest.  After a while, pulled her down so she’s sat on me and pulled her in for more kissing. Again, DFK to the max. At one point, it was just protruding tongues caressing and she picked up on this and pretty much licked my open mouth and tongue. Was quite erotic. She didn’t seem to quite know how to fuck whilst sat on me (rather than squatting on my cock) so position felt a bit awkward.

Went through a few more positions. Missionary. Doggy. Side to side. Never for long as couldn’t quite get into the groove. Then back to some more OWO. Weirdly, this session of oral was quite toothy. Not sure what changed. At one point it was a bit painful. So went back to sex and wanted her to fuck me on top that same squatting position. That was the best position. The passion escalated and she fucked me like her life depended upon it. At this point she was making noise like I was a fucking porn star and giving her the best orgasm she’s ever had (good acting) and I allowed myself to get into it and writhe with pleasure them came hard inside her and in the condom. She cleaned me up and offered a massage but I declined as for some reason just wanted to get back to the car. She was all hugs as i got changed and kept saying thank you and how lovely I was.  Once outside, I checked my phone and must have only be there for 35 mins. She hasn’t short changed me though as I could have stayed and presumably gone for round 2.

Overall, an easy positive and no regrets. Would I return? Probably not. Beautiful girl, lovely eyes, great legs and ass. Not a big fan of her tits (if being critical) and the service was just a bit swift. For the actual sex, didn’t quite do it for me beyond the one position. Not really a criticism, more an observation. But everything she delivered was full on. Blowjob was a bit toothy. But she was very friendly too so I think you’ll have a good time. And the squatting fucking was really hot. Also, whilst she fucked, she did look very hot and facially very pretty. This particular apartment, was a bit indiscreet. Don’t mind seeing people loitering outside but not a fan of not knowing who I might bump into behind doors to showers

Following on from a good session with Nara, felt the urge mid week
Aline took my eye

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Good comms the night before, as her ad, £120 for the hour but a surprisingly short list of extras. Did pay for DK £20 and owo £20. Money well spent though.
New apartment block just below Canning Circus. Bit of a faff with the door designations and 4 flights of stairs with no obvious lift. Apartment modern and clean.
Photos are her, probably 5 yrs out of date but she has the tattooed spine.
Paid on arrival, quick shower and straight into a passionate embrace. The lacy group dropped off quickly.
She's thin, you can feel her ribs with bolt on D's which, whilst firm, do sag just a little to feel good.
Started with a good snog and a mutual feel up, she dropped for good owo. Onto the bed for 69. She kept her bum high. I suspect she doesn't enjoy receiving oral and no fingers in. Back to owo and she pushed my legs up to rim me.
Rubbered up, she jumped on for enthusiastic cg. Swapped to doggy and shot my load.
Laid down for a massage. Quite effective all over, ending up with a reach under to start wanking me. I moved onto all 4's and she's back rimming me again.
Pleasantly surprised, I'm ready for round 2. Started in doggy again but flipped her over and banged away in mish until I came.
Quick shower and out in about 55 minutes.
Service wise, she didn't skimp but as soon as we'd done, she said "shower", so no recuperation for a couple of minutes.
It wasn't her 1st rodeo , bit of a script to the service but still a damned good fuck and I will return

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£110: 1hr  Massage, DFK, RO, OWO, B2B, couple of weeks ago

Sent text and agreed time: kept me waiting which was a little annoying. Busy main road but it was dark, you have to ring a bell and always seems an age to be let it.

Moon: mid to late 30s, 'C' chest and great erect nipples, long dark hair and IMO very attractive face, slim, limited english but got by

Locked door, no messing about, clothes off, straight into DFK, sucking those tits - she put them in my mouth and when I stopped, replaced quickly. Rubbed her big bush and her clit - definitely got excited, me and her! RO, she gave herself a good wipe 1st and hygiene not a problem, lying on massage table and she ground those hips and pussy into me, could see her rubbing those tits. No doubt she orgasmed, lovely and wet too. My turn, lay down, bit of a tit wank, kissed me all over, sucked my nipples then some attention to my balls and cock. Sloppy BJ and surprise her fingers started playing with my arsehole. Soon exploded in her mouth, she ran off to spit away and clean her mouth. Came back and had a 20 min back & neck massage - this was better than I expected. Offered shower and drink - left just over the hour mark.

I think she rotates with a place in Cardiff - very enjoyable and would return. Another lady there (Summer), same age, maybe a little younger, slim, seemed very pleasant, certainly pleasing enough on the eye but not as attractive as Moon IMO

Was having a few pints in the pub yesterday and got the horn, so had a scan of Viva Street and Gaby’s profile stood out. Fired away a few texts and got an instant response. As it was Viva, I requested confirmation pictures where 100% her and she confirmed and also sent a few pics through.

The message I got was:

1 hour £130
30 minutes £80
Services: Sex, massage, party. Good service, good girl, shower together.
: Owo extra 40
French Kiss extra 40
Lickpussy Extra 40

The address was in Haymarket and not far from the pub, and I mentioned this to her and that I could arrive in 5-10 mins. She then asked if I wanted to drink at hers and grab a bottle of wine on the way.

As I made my way to hers on foot and grabbed a bottle of vino. We had agreed on one hour with OWO and French kiss, with a bank transfer for the £210 payment. At this point I thought this would be a good session.

Once I arrived at the address, I let her know I was there. I was left outside for a while and was getting paranoid, but eventually got buzzed in. This is where it went downhill. Although the pictures showed a blonde with brown eyes, the woman who answered the door was not the same person and was much older. I would say mid-to-late 40.

As she wasn’t terrible and I had already had a few drinks, I thought, fuck it, let’s just go with it. I made the transfer as agreed, she opened the wine and poured and then she grabbed my phone and said she would give me her personal number, which she did. However, she also deleted the original chat we had that showed the prices we had agreed.

Once we started getting into it, she went to grab a condom to start oral, and I said no, without one as I paid the extra. She then said it was extra and that I’d need to pay. She claimed the money I had paid covered base services only and that I would need to pay extra for anything else.

She flat-out denied what we had agreed and I couldn’t prove it as she deleted the messages….I don’t know if she thought she could get away with it because I had been drinking beforehand, but I had only had two pints and was absolutely fine and far from pissed.

We went back and forth for 10 minutes,  but she refused to transfer the money and was not letting up. At this point, between the fake pictures and the instant switch in attitude, I was no longer in the mood and would have struggled to perform given the circumstances so I just wrote it off and left.

I could have seen it through, but I couldn’t be fucked.

So, a warning to everyone: this one is a scammer and is to be avoided.

Not sure if I’m allowed to share the full phone number she operated from, but it ends in 256.

I would avoid her at all costs.

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Decided to take a break from the Soho walkups since I had a specific service request.

WhatsApp text to Lisa was returned promptly.  Not sure if she has help with comms, or if it just happened to be between sessions.

This was around 2pm, asked for an hour and said she was available around 4pm.  Said I would be there and she sent me the postal code (if that is what they are called here.)

I checked and it was not far from the Merylebone station.

I arrived at the station 10 minutes prior to the meeting time, she text me about 8 minutes prior and told me where to go.  I sent her a picture of the building and it was the wrong section, she called and walked me to the correct section.

Upon entering the flat was nice, very spacious.  She looks exactly like the pics, and was wearing a white bra and panties.  Panties were g string so her whole ass was hanging out.  Very nice ass, very nice firm tits.

She led me to a bedroom and had me take my clothes off.

Then led me to the shower and had me wash my mouth with with mouth rinse at the sink.  The shower session was very nice, she showered me herself instead of my just taking a shower.  She really soaped up and rubbed all the good bits - underarms, balls, dick, especially the ass, got it nice and clean.  I guess if you are going to eat ass, make sure it is clean.

She dried me off then took me back to the room and had me lay down on my back on a bed.

The bed was nice, music was playing through a speaker.

She started rubbing her tits all over me, dick, stomach, chest, I started fondling her tits and rubbing her ass and pussy.

After a few minutes of this she started sucking my balls and licking my taint.  Then she started sucking dick.  She is good at it, alternate from licking it up and down, to sucking it, deep throat, no gag, seductive sounds, to jerking it off, to rubbing the head.  She got a rhythm going and was sucking it off good.  I think she was going to try and get the first nut from sucking it out.

Here is where a specific request for me came in - I asked her if she did prostate massage.

She said she did, she got some baby oil, finger condoms and some paper towels.  She oiled up my asshole and started rubbing it with her fingers, put oil on my dick and started jerking it off.

After rubbing my ass with oil and getting it lubed up, she put two fingers in and started pressing my prostate.  While she was pressing my prostate she started jerking my dick faster and faster, until I came all over her hand.  Prostate orgasm makes me spew quite a load, she said "wow, that is a lot" I could feel it shooting out and on to my stomach and legs, and probably on her hand and arms.  I probably should have cum regular style first, since prostate orgasm usually puts my dick out of commission. 

She tossed the finger condom, took wipes and wiped my asshole, cheeks, and dick off.  Asked if I wanted a massage and had me turn over.

She gave me a massage for a while and then wanted to try to make me cum again.

She had me flip back over and started rubbing my body to get me hard again.  I got worked up a little but it didn't last long.  She tried for a while to get me hard again but my dick was out for the count after how hard that first orgasm was.

She rubbed my legs again for a little while then asked if i wanted to shower again.  She did not assist this time.

It was a good session.  If I was in my younger more stamina days, probably could have got 3 cums with her.  She is super attractive, great body.

If you can go more than once, she is certainly game to get you hard again and do it over and over.  I didn't even make it to the anal, which is part of what I was looking for.  Wanted to either CIM, or prostate massage finish, and then go again, but no complaints.  That is the hardest I have cum in quite a few months.

Great punt, super close to a station, super sexy/attractive woman. 

PS - This review might sound like I am hyping her up after other punters have left negative or neutral reviews of her but that is not the case.  I live in the land of prudes where prostitution is illegal and the only "sexual provider" experience one can get over there is at a seedy rub-n-tug from some 50+ year old asian woman in the guise of a "massage".  Where you have to pay $100+ to get a mediocre rub down, and then a halfway decent handjob in a 30 minute window.  Or go to the rural areas of Nevada to pay $1,000+ for half and half at one of the few legal brothels in only that state.  So compared to that, this was a top notch experience and service for me.

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Meet happened end of September.

Location was at Forth Banks Tower - think it's the usual Sawadeeka place run by Jane? It was the exact same place as my last punt with Freya; nice place, quiet flat.

Taryn was exactly as her pictures, I found her very pretty and her body style was just as I liked it, nice and petite.

I paid for 1hr with owo - this was £130, I think? Sorry, my memory a little hazy but it was something like that - definitely an extra £10 for owo though.

She put tokens away and asked me to strip and FDM on the bed whilst she started her massage which was half decent but it wasn't really a massage per se, she never got past my butt as she was swiping so much. She then proceeded to blow me whilst I was still FDM which was very weird but delightful as hell. She also rimmed me like it was going out of fashion which to be honest, got me absolutely raging hard.

Maybe fifteen minutes after starting I turn over and she gives me a downright professional bj - eye contact, use of both hands (one on my shaft and one fondling my balls and perineum) and plenty of spit just as I like it. I had to tell her to slow down but she just gave me this wicked smile and sped up and before long I must have come the hardest I have ever done so in my life. Very pleasant indeed.

She cleans me up and asked me to FDM again - she went to wash her hands etc. and came back and continued with the massage. Again, the massage never made it past my butt and she repeated the FDM bj/rimming again and I swear I was trying to hard to get hard again but I couldn't. After maybe another ten minutes or so of her combo of FDM bj/rimming I felt I was getting hard again, as did she - she quickly grabbed a bag and put it on before reverse CGing me. It was nice but I couldn't stay hard - her arse was not really all that lovely (compared to her other assets). After a few minutes she got off and started blowing me again (owo) and she should have got an award for trying so hard to get me to come twice even employing the use of a finger up my backside (which I was not averse to), but alas her efforts were all for naught.

She gave me a towel and showed me the bathroom where I had a quick shower - very clean place, top notch.

I left probably bang on an hour - I definitely left with a smile.

I'd go back again if she returned to Newcastle!

meeting october 2026

called ashley at around 17:20 asked for a 30 minute meet (120£) as soon as possible we agreed for 6pm rang her when i was in car park she told me room number so started to make my way up great quick comms. she was working at village hotel filton easy parking walked straight past reception no problems. knocked the door very pleased when she answered pink sexy lingerie massive tits good figure pictures accurate. gave her the money offered a shower declined as just had one, so she grabbed me starting dfk climbed on to bed she crawled up me lots of kissing then pulled my boxers off rubbing her massive tits on my dick then started owo which was very good one of the best ive recieved. Then on to oral on her which she very much enjoyed then she started sucking me off again to get my dick fully hard whipped the condom out onto cowgirl with plenty of kissing let me fuck her very hard didnt last too long with her massive tits in my face. gave me a few wipes offered me a shower had a little chat and off i went a very satisfied customer brilliant meet with a dirty slut and will defintley return when shes back in the area

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1 hour for £90 - 70 + 10 + 10.

Arrangements were straightforward. I booked a 1 hour sensual massage plus a tenner each for kissing and topless. I'd seen her profile when she was in Yorkshire offering full service but never got around to booking her. The venue is a room at the back of a beauty shop type of place in Worksop. There is a side door and passage so you don't need to go through the shop and therefore it is reasonably discreet. Scarlet is slim, petite, facially very attractive, deep tan, plenty of tats, friendly and finally looks younger than her AW age of 37. She was wearing a top and baggy jeans - presumably to avoid attracting too much attention when in the shop.

The room is clean and spacious with a proper massage table in the centre. As far as I am aware there are no shower facilities.

I stripped off and Scarlet started on my back as they do. I'd asked for sensual but this was more deep tissue. I thought she had definitely had training and during our time together she seemed keen to show me her massage skills although it was not really what I was after. She did plenty of CC swipes and ball tickling so she got a semi out of me while I was on my front. On the turnover she had taken her top off so her obviously enhanced knockers were on display. She carried on with what I considered to be a competent deep tissue massage rather then sensual although she did encourage me to get my hands around her tits and squeeze her arse but there is only so much fun to be had groping a fit lass through baggy jeans.       

Kissing was not much more than a few pecks although she did kiss her way down my body - neck, chest, stomach and even my shaft - so whether this is what the extra tenner was for I'm not sure. Again, not what I was expecting. If I pay extra for French kissing I expect a good snog.

When she finally set to work on my cock it was pretty good and she edged me very well for a while but it was still too much of a massage with a handjob tacked on at the end.

I didn't really like the venue. The room was fine but we had to whisper as the other side of a locked wooded door is the shop with women having their lips filled or whatever it is they do in these places.

She has a curious menu - e.g. £40 extra for her to strip to her pants. Good luck with that. If I pay £40 extra I want naked, OWO and CIM (she does offer a blowie for £40 extra - presumably in her baggy jeans unless you fork out another £40 for her to strip to her pants). She mentioned other bits and bobs but all very pricey and she may have said full service for £200 but I'm not sure.

The service (perhaps I should have explained better but I kept being told to keep my voice down)  and the place are a neutral but she is actually a lot of fun so the overall rating is a pale green. Jasmine in Nottingham is better and you get OW, naked and a very skillful and prolonged handjob for about the same money. I would see her again but unfortunately not at that place, and only for full service and not for £200 - looks like it will be some time before our paths cross again.

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When I noticed cara was starting to host incall, she went straight on my hotlist. Her photos as the sexy secretary were right up my street.
The meet was recent in the past month.

Comm's:- fired off an AW message to check availability,  and got her mobile number to WhatsApp thereafter.
We arranged for next day booking, and I confirmed with her again in the morning.

Cara was located in an apartment block near pollockshields east, station. Only saw bedroom, and ensuite, all fine.

Paid £250 for the hour. I'm pretty sure she had just not long raised the hourly charge by 20  bucks.

Girl :- profile info, & stat's are accurate...cara is a slim attractive milf, black  hair tied up, tanned, toned, with a flat stomach. Has a few tattoos ranging in size. Think her lips have had some work done
Personally I thought her enhanced boobs, were out of proportion,  with her slender frame.
Her sexy Irish accent made her seem even hotter....

When the apartment door opened, she was concealed behind . It was very dark inside, and I only got a glimpse of Cara, as I entered, before  she quickly closed it over. If she hadn't had a bright white vest top on, I'd have struggled to follow her in.

 In bedroom I got a better look in the soft lamp lighting, and liked what I saw.
  Parted with cash, and took a shower,  facilities fine.

  I went into this punt with high expectations, and it started off well enough...I sat on bed, dispensed with towel, and after a brief chat Cara, came round, & straddled me.
She looked, and felt great in her black mini skirt, matching lacy stockings, and ample cleavage bursting out her top for attention.
My hands got busy, and we had some Lfk, as I lay back on bed. I unclipped her bra, and unleashed the puppies , enjoying a little lick & suck, and couldn't keep my hands off her bum, ooft!

 I moved up to middle of bed, and received some good, but not toe curling OWO. There was a bit of ball licking/sucking to, which was nice, no gagging or eye contact, but she did look hot noshing on my cock, so can't complain.

Pretty sure we moved onto 69 from there, and had a good nibble of her pussy lips, and tongue on her clit.
She was fresh, & tasty, and feeling up her ass was just divine.

Got her to flip onto her back, and I had a good slurp DATY, but she was a bit too responsive with the repetitive fake moaning - i know i'm not that good.

 Had a wee finger in here, & there, but I knew she just wasn't that into it.
  Aware of clock ticking, thought it time to get the groove on, Cara does look fuckable for sure. Got her to give the wee fella a little tug again to get the flow going, and asked her for a dom, to which she said "already "  ??... I said yeah, if I'm hard enough.
She struggled to get a snug fitting jacket on over my bellend,  but between us we got it done.

I knew she was gonna be tight, and with the fact she hadn't came, I asked for some lube... that applied,  I got between her legs, and eased into her, with her knees up.
 Did some variation, on our sides, then up, and her feet around my ears, which I enjoyed,  as I pumped her while squeezing her ass cheeks.
I had went in for a kiss a few times, but it felt a bit grudged, so I didn't persist, and decided doggy was a shout next!

Cara looks faf from behind to. I was stroking her all over, cupping her breasts, varying speed, and depth.
Thought i was doing okay, but she started pushing back slapping into me, which doesn't do it for me, and it felt like she was trying to round things off quickly...also it was doing my stiffy no favours either.

Cara hasn't listed much of a like's list, so i was just going with the flow... Disappointed I wasn't hard enough to get her on top for CG, I asked to finish in her mouth, and requested she kneel in front of full length mirror in corner next to shower room.

Cara made an efficient job of getting me to pop, OWO was better this time, with just enough handyshandy...warned her of imminent release, and let her know i was done, giving her a helping hand up. She went to dispose of my deposit in sink, I hadn't asked her about specifics,  swallowing etc?

I get the feeling you probably get more out of her if she connects with you, just one of those things, i'm probably not going to hit it off with every SP i meet.

Find this rating hard to call, as I felt she didn't deliver the passionate, enthusiastic gfe she writes about.
I'm always complimentary, polite,& respectful. Well groomed, friendly, and attentive.

I didn't expect Cara to be all over me every minute, but believe she could have put more effort in, instead of being quite distant, and leave me to initiate everything.

After cleaning up, I was getting dressed at foot of bed, as she sat huddled against headboard -  It felt like i was invading her space somehow... had realised it was only 45 mins in, and took my time.
What sealed the deal, was when I went to give her a quick peck on leaving, and she turned her head away ( and yes I am always minty fresh, lol)

Came away from meet, feeling a bit down tbh. I did find her very attractive, sexy, but didn't get nowhere near value for money. Don't expect an Oscar winning performance for £250, but at least give it decent go!




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Session happened a few weeks ago. Saw Bangman's review here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=447276.0 and thought I would give it a go as my first Indian massage punt.

Venue: At the time She was in Battersea a bit of a walk from all public transport options, nearest underground is Battersea power station I think. House on a quiet residential street.

Masseuse: Kushi is a good looking woman although pictures on the profile above and attached here are somewhat representative, but definitely not hers. Nice boobs and shapely bum although she kept her panties on throughout the session

Session: Good, medium firm massage delivered with CC swipes about 10 mins in that lasted a while. Once turned over she managed to tease and prolong the fun times instead of just going for it as some masseuse do to get you over the line. She let me touch and fondle the boobs and bum. Only when I signalled I was ready to blow she increased the pace and got me over the line nicely.

Verdict: Excellent. Although I wish the location was a bit more accessible via Public transport I would visit more often.





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Was in Newcastle for a few days and this shop seemed to have the best/most reviews so thought I would give it a go.

On a very busy street which normally doesn't bother me but there were a couple of people standing outside the entrance waiting for the bus. I called from outside to check if someone available and they were so I said I'd be there in a few mins. Luckily, a bus came and entrance cleared. You walk down the corridor and press a door bell which was quickly opened.

Lily opened the door, cute early to mid 30s Chinese lady. Spoke very little English and I think she new to both the UK and obviously the shop.

I was shown straight into a  room and asked how long I wanted. I went for the 1 hour at £45. Paid and she left to put money away.

Massage was average but she placed her legs by my arms at the side of the table so I can stroke her legs. When she massaged my legs, she massaged bum area and top of thigh so had me hard by the time I turned over. Agreed £40 for b2b.

She striped fully naked, nice body. No real b2b. Did get on table and rub her breast on my body for a few mins and then some light body kisses before she sat on the table and started the hand job.

I got her to slow down and spend more time playing with my balls. She followed my instructions well and the nice slow HJ lasted a good 10 - 15 mins. So overall happy even though b2b was lacking. Cleaned me up and after returning from washing her hands, gave a nice relaxing head massage.

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This meet happened a few months back
Super easy to arrange and was a 30 minute appointment for £100
Location was a Port Talbot hotel - paid parking available or you could find free parking nearby I think.

Hotel was deserted so absolutely no issues getting to the room.

Gemma is a lovely girl and was more and willing for me to take some photographs of her in various poses and also to film her giving me a blow job

The 30 minutes passes quite quickly and I was on my way but not before taking a wrong turn out of the room, mistakenly using the wrong exit door which took me down the fire escape and I ended up in the basement with no other way out except to retrace my steps all the way back and in the opposite direction - still didn’t see a sole anywhere else in the hotel though, neither guests or staff.

Penny – Walsall (Locanto)

As background, I’ve always been slightly suspicious of adverts on Locanto, but had been watching this advert for a few months, and curiosity unfortunately got the better of me -
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Comms – Comms were excellent. Telephoned Penny and she outlined the services on offer and sent a photo of herself. The facial photo she sent looked nothing like the Locanto ad photo. Whilst the Locanto photo indicated someone fresh-faced, the one I was sent was of a middle-aged lady with dyed blonde hair. Certainly no looker, but based on the photo, a pleasant enough plain milfy-type.

Can’t remember all the services on offer, although I recall they did include anal.

Prices were £50 (for 15 minutes), £70 (30 minutes) and £120 (1 hour).

Where – WS4 area of Walsall. Following the booking I was sent the postcode and told to call on arrival. From Google maps I knew it was primarily a street of terraced houses, although Penny’s place turned out to be a rundown flat adjoining a terraced house. Free parking was available in a small courtyard next to Penny’s flat.

Area felt safe(ish) in the daylight, but I wouldn’t fancy going there after dark.

Penny collected me at the door and led me up a dark and rundown set of stairs to her flat. The bedroom was cluttered and untidy – it had a double bed and bags  (presumably of clothes) piled on top of each other on the floor and a strong smell of cigarettes. As I discovered at the end of the visit, the bathroom was no better, with a blocked sink.

Price – Paid £70 for 30 minutes.

Penny – From the photo I’d been sent, I knew Penny was middle-aged and no looker. In person, she looked much older and fatter. Apparently she’s 44, but looks much older. She has very large boobs, but also large rolls of excess skin hanging from her stomach (possibly from child birth &/or weight loss). To make matters worse, she had a number of bruises on her body, including carpet burns on her face – apparently caused by a punter dragging her across the carpet! Apparently, she’s been a working girl for many, many years … and quite frankly she’s got the battle scars to prove it.

Without wishing to be unkind, the word that sprung to mind was “skanky”.

On the positive side, I have to say that Penny was pleasant to talk to and refreshingly honest. Most of my punts in the last year have been Chinese massage parlours, so being able to communicate in English was a bonus.

Service – If you’ve read this far you may have gathered that I didn’t fancy Penny one iota. To be brutally honest, I wouldn’t have fucked her if she’d paid me. The irony, of course, was that I was paying her!

Resigned myself to the fact that I’d made a poor choice on this one. Asked for a massage (which lasted about 3 minutes) and hand relief (which lasted longer simply because I didn’t fancy her). Was out of the door within 30 minutes.

Conclusion – If, like me, you are tempted by the photo on the Locanto advert, my advice would be, DON’T. The SP looks nothing like the photo’s on Locanto. In fairness she did send a photo before the punt, but it didn’t show the full picture (rolls of fat, bruises etc).

The positives were excellent communications and a pleasant personality. Unfortunately, these were far outweighed by the negatives – looked nothing like her profile photo’s and grotty flat in a rough area.

Rather than feeling let down by the experience, I’ve treated it as a lesson learnt – don’t trust Locanto adverts. Hopefully, my lesson will save others on this forum from making the same mistake.

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Saw Nadia a few years ago and as she still has a lot of good reviews and as I was in the area in September decided to give her a return visit.
Experience was much the same as before and very similar to her other reviews.
She is slim but not thin and much prettier than her AW picture with a lovely figure, beautiful tits with really suckable tits, and a well trimmed pussy.
She really appreciated RO to the point she let me finger her and she also got a vibrator out and started playing with herself, giving out loud moans of pleasure. I could feel her body rising off the bed as she came and had a strong grip of my head with her thighs shuddering.
She then got into 69 and gave me OW with which I didn't last long before cumming, which she said she was disappointed as she wanted fucking.
Finished with a mild massage and chat, well over the hour.
The only draw back was kissing was closed lips, but I will try again and see if we can get to LFK at least.