Hello,
Finally happened. But not worth the wait or hype. I understand it’s individual experience View and value.
External Link/Members OnlyShe finally replied after ages and decided to see her. Was expecting pretty nice experience but turned out the other way.
Weekday around 1pm. Drove there and parked close to her place. Was free parking as it was near station.
She didn’t give me her services or charges even after repeated ask, anyway kept £150 just in case.
Saw another punter walk out and she messaged me to wait for a couple of minutes.
It’s nail/ pedicure type shop in front. Was filled with couple of old ladies, had to walk through that shop towards the back to Lauren’s room.
All this happened while the old ladies were staring at me as I’m sure they all know what happens behind closed door when men walk in and out back to back on a weekday.
Nice room, massage bed with tissues on. She asked me to undress and left the room. Came back when I was face down on bed naked.
She covered my bum with towel and started massaging. Was too talkative. About usual cost of living, last minute cancellation of appointments etc.
Nice professional massage no complaints; worked on shoulder and back knots.
Around 40 mins asked to turn around. The towel was kept on my willy. She then took her shirt off and was only in her sports bra. Thought that’s the sign to ask for extras.
Asked her if it’s just professional. She smiled and arrogantly said ‘ You can’t afford me darling, I bathe in money ..’.
Told her to quote her price, she just smiled and to my surprise she put her hand inside her pants , played with her pussy for a second or two and kept those fingers on my lips.
💥 Boom- that stink just made me faint for a second. Not sure why she did it
But again she said ‘It’s expensive pussy, not for everyone…’.
Just thought to myself with that stink, attitude, arrogance I’m happy without getting it.
She continued with massage as I tried to pretend to doze off.
Dot 60mins she said it’s done, she left to wash her hands, gathered myself and dressed up as quickly as I could. She came back and asked for £160.
Told her it was crazy, she didn’t want to tell me her prices before, she was arrogant about extras and then ask ridiculous £160 for a massage which I could have got for £60-70 in London shop.
Reduced it to £130. Paid it, cursed myself for coming.
When I walked out other couple of old ladies were looking at my ‘walk of
Shame’ as I left.
Reasons for Neutral and not Negative- nice professional massage on back, legs and head.
No way that I would return… of the very few wasteful ‘investments’ until now this
surely ranks in top 5.
Cheers…