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Offline anujok

Hello,

Finally happened. But not worth the wait or hype. I understand it’s individual experience View and value.

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She finally replied after ages and decided to see her. Was expecting pretty nice experience  but turned out the other way.

Weekday around 1pm. Drove there and parked close to her place. Was free parking as it was near station.

She didn’t give  me her services or charges even after repeated ask, anyway kept £150 just in case.

Saw another punter walk out and she messaged me to wait for a couple of minutes.

It’s nail/ pedicure type shop in front. Was filled with couple of old ladies, had to walk through that shop towards the back to Lauren’s room.

 All this happened while the old ladies were staring at me as I’m sure they all know what happens behind closed door when men walk in and out back to back on a weekday.

Nice room, massage bed with tissues on. She asked me to undress and left the room. Came back when I was face down on bed naked.

She covered my bum with towel and started massaging. Was too talkative. About usual cost of living, last minute cancellation of appointments etc.

Nice professional massage no complaints; worked on shoulder and back knots.

Around 40 mins asked to turn around. The towel was kept on my willy. She then took her shirt off and was only in her sports  bra. Thought that’s the sign to ask for extras.

Asked her if it’s just professional. She smiled and arrogantly said ‘ You can’t afford me darling, I bathe in money ..’.

Told her to quote her price, she just smiled and to my surprise she put her hand inside her pants , played with her pussy for a second or two and kept those fingers on my lips.

💥 Boom- that stink just made me faint for a second. Not sure why she did it
But again she said ‘It’s expensive pussy, not for everyone…’.

Just thought to myself with that stink, attitude, arrogance I’m happy without getting it.

She continued with massage as I tried to pretend to doze off.

Dot 60mins she said it’s done, she left to wash her hands, gathered myself and dressed up as quickly as I could. She came back and asked for £160.

Told her it was crazy, she didn’t want to tell me her prices before, she was arrogant about extras and then ask ridiculous £160 for a massage which I could have got for £60-70 in London shop.

Reduced it to £130. Paid it, cursed myself for coming.

When I walked out other couple of old ladies were looking at my ‘walk of
Shame’ as I left.

Reasons for Neutral and not Negative- nice professional massage on back, legs and head. 

No way that I would return… of the very few wasteful ‘investments’ until now this
surely  ranks in top 5. 

Cheers…

Offline OliverK


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I couldn't for any reason justify that as a neutral.

However, you do have yourself to blame. In the run up to the meeting there were enough red flags written all over it, but you still went ahead  :dash:

Offline anujok

There are times when we think from our dick rather than minds.  We have all been there and this is one of those for me.  :scare:

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There are times when we think from our dick rather than minds.  We have all been there and this is one of those for me.  :scare:

Agreed, but we all know that there are times when you have to tell the little head to STFU and walk  :lol: - sounds like this was one of them.

Which BTW, brings me on to the questions of: what did she actually look like, the only description you gave was that she had a stinky pussy.

Offline anujok

Oops forgot. Thought she had pics on her website!

British, tall, slim, late 30’s lady. Blue eyes if I saw it right; slightly pigmented (brown dots on hand) sort of.
Didn’t get to see much as she didn’t undress fully.

Boobies over sports bra seemed like natural with no silicon given the petit size.

Offline beastmaster

Oops forgot. Thought she had pics on her website!

British, tall, slim, late 30’s lady. Blue eyes if I saw it right; slightly pigmented (brown dots on hand) sort of.
Didn’t get to see much as she didn’t undress fully.

Boobies over sports bra seemed like natural with no silicon given the petit size.

Anujok, I hope you don't mind me asking, but, judging from your id, are you Asian? If so then could this have had something to do with your negative experience? Maybe she is racially prejudiced against certain clients and won't offer extras to them? Certain SPs explicitly state on their profiles that they don't serve certain ethnic groups, but with Lauren's website which masquerades as a legit one, obviously that is not an option.
« Last Edit: October 08, 2026, 04:03:17 pm by beastmaster »

Offline joninbristol

If you don't ask the price for ANY service before agreeing to it, you only have yourself to blame if you're charged more than you'd like or expect. Just had an SP I know locally who's not on AW anymore, but still works with past customers. Had to ask her what her current rates are as I've not seen her for a while.

Although Lauren DOES sound like a totally arrogant tw*t and up her own arse, you only have yourself to blame. Lesson learned.

On the flip side, appreciate your review and honesty. You've saved others from the same fate, and as consolation lost her potentially £10,000's in lost business over time.
Good work.
:hi:

« Last Edit: October 08, 2026, 07:24:29 pm by joninbristol »

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Offline Stevelondon

I’ll go with joninbristol.

Who the hell walks into a barbers and gets a haircut. Then complains like mad afterwards on Tripadviser that it cost too much and that he wouldn’t have had it done if he had known beforehand what it was going to cost. 😂

Or maybe this is just another one of those WSWS moments.

But by the sound of it a very definite YMMV (Your money may vary)  :D

Offline deg_dilemma

What a crazy experience. My meeting with her last year was pretty good and it was £110 for the hour - which was a lot of money (and still is) for what is essentially a topless massage. How she thinks she can charge £160 is beyond comprehension, or maybe she is drowning in simps throwing cash at her. And the worst part is that you didn't even get the HE, tit sucking or anything  :dash:

Offline Stevelondon

I visited her a long time ago. Very good massage, very good naked (her) HE.

But I had discussed what u wanted prior to the booking 🤷🏼

It’s very easy to do that.

Offline karoo

Very good intel, OP, thank you. I booked previously but could not make it so had to cancel. Now firmly off the list.

Offline Kojac

How she thinks she can charge £160 is beyond comprehension, or maybe she is drowning in simps throwing cash at her.
No doubt the simps are throwing money at Lauren.

This situation occuried all the time in Soho walk ups, simps used to buy popular girls chocolates, pastries, perfume, jewellery and book them for 120 minutes. 


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Be interesting if she posts again as she did before as she is a member on this site
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=459980.msg4495772#msg4495772

Offline DeanoDeano

She’s much older than “late 30s” now….

Offline stonebow1

Lol. This sums up the Lauren experience.

If she likes you then you can have everything.

If she doesn't then you'll get this  :D

The "bathe in money" comment was probably just a joke tbf. Maybe your reaction gave the wrong vibe? Idk, always hard to tell on a first visit. Anyway thanks for sharing.