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Cost: £150 for 60 minutes. £20 extra for OWO.

Venue: Flat in Dunfermline a few minutes from city centre. Directed to use a carpark 30 seconds away.

Comms: All done via WhatsApp. Understood clear written English with no issues. Price list/services/extras provided at outset. Provided a video of her in lingerie as well as one detailing where to park. Asked if an outfit was possible but was told only lingerie.

Arranged to arrive around one hour later and was told what flat to go to once I had arrived. All arranged over the course of around 20 minutes. Had to use a Translator app a few times during the meet.

Girl: Photos accurate, but I’d say a little older than 27. Must be around 5ft, size six with nicely sized fake tits. Very good looking girl. Very sensitive nipples. No obvious scarring. Gym fit body, in great shape. Smelt good, was obviously freshly showered. No bad smells or taste. Brief DATY while she was standing up and she was fresh and clean. We had limited conversation but was friendly throughout.

Meet: Early evening in late May. I pre-showered at home. Melissa hid behind the door as standard. Sorted out the payment straight away and got undressed.

Started with a good feel of her body, with both standing up with Melissa grinding against me. Very soft skin. Took her top off then her little pair of knickers.

Moved to bed for light kissing and then she gave some really good OWO, going balls deep and varying the pace. Was ok with her nipples being licked gently but didn’t like them being sucked.

Bagged up and she climbed on top, we then went through missionary and doggy followed by some more OWO. Cleaned up, some translated chat, quick shower, got dressed, and was out the door at 55 minutes.

Would visit again but Dunfermline was a bit of a trek for me.

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Location: Central Milton Keynes. The Hub

Comms: Booked her for 3:00pm Yesterday. Usual text messages asking location and services.

The Girl: Lovely body and stunning face. I would give her a 9 out of 10 overall. The first two pictures of her in the bedroom with her taking selfies are a true reflection. Similar looking and build to kelly Brook. She was wearing bra and knickers which complimented her figure. Very large natural breasts. Age was about right.

Services: I gave her £80 for half hour session, plus £20 for French Kissing. Other extras are owo £20 and reverse oral £20

The session: Very hot day. Was let in and was greeted with a smile. Probably her best attribute. Kissing and cuddling only as it was too hot for me. We chatted about Brazil and she handed out a few compliments which always makes you feel special. Very relaxing and gave me a nice neck massage. Kissing could have been a little better, but overall I thoguht she was adorable. Very sweet, kind and friendly disposition.

Worth a visit

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£80 for 30 mins
+£40 for her to top & cum

She also charged extra for CIM and rimming which I didn't take.

Comms - Pretty quick and easy by text, she was able to meet me within an hour

Location - In the centre but not the hub, probably 15mins from Sainburies and not sure there was other free parking around during the day. Converted office block in decent condition.

Ivy - So the photos are somewhat accurate if you accept that they have obviously been photoshopped to make everything look smooth and flawless. Her head is probably a little large compared to her body, which you can see. Her body is chunkier, size 12 I think someone described and that's right. She's not fat, just a little Amazonian. Her English was okay although we both had to clarify a few things.
 
She was probably passable but like I said, there was something a bit odd about her face / head I can't put my finger on. Nice set of implants that were fairly soft, small unresponsive nipples though which was sad. Her dick was about 5" I would say but had some girth to it. Nothing intimidating but certainly not a pencil dick. She was mostly smooth although had a bit of longer thin hair around her shaft and something near her ass.

Meet - Mysterious door and then led to a pretty dark but functional room with some music playing. She was wearing a black nighty lingerie type thing. We confirmed time & services and I went to freshen up. Back in the room she was straight in for some kissing, I guess it was DFK but it was kind of odd - I think some people just kiss odd? Lots of keeping her mouth open and tongue wagging. She tried biting a little as mentioned but I quickly stopped that nonsense. Our hands wondered downstairs and she just pulled her dick out. As I said a pleasant size and it got hard fairly quickly. She asked if I wanted to suck it and well, yes, yes I did. After some fondling I went down and gave a few minutes oral and play. She tasted completley neutral and clean. She tried grabbing my head a few times but I moved her hand off, there's only one Alpha in this room luv!

I tried taking my boxers off but she told me to keep them on and asked me to come onto the bed. At this point I could tell she had a routine she wanted to follow and was trying to go through it. I'm okay for that if it goes in a direction I want but will firmly push back if not. She suggested 69 which I thought was okay so we did that and she hopped on top. I wasn't worried about her size so let her go and she did try face fucking me a few times. She was doing a pretty good job on mine. Nothing amazing but a perfectly serviceable blowjob. This was all without a condom. I then moved out of it to focus on sucking her for another minute or two. I face fucked her gently for this but she took it. She was very complimentary about my cock throughout.

At this point I asked her to fuck me and she elected for missionary. I'd warmed up before so no problem taking her in. She started slow but increased in speed and seemed to go fairly hard. On and off wanking me throughout. It was bliss. I fancied moving about so we also tried doggy and prone. A few times she tried a little slap on my leg or something, or trying to hook my mouth. I think she knew she was pushing a bit as each time I shut her down. I suspect she's more bottom than top but she kept at it. I then decided to try on top, why not! I asked her about CIM which she said yes to, although it's listed as cost extra on her messages. Maybe she just liked me! As it goes bouncing on her and being wanked off was more than enough and I shot over her chest.

She asked where I wanted her to cum, and I didn't fancy a mouthful so just said over you. On her back we started with me sucking her then she took over wanking hard, with me licking her balls at her request. I then moved to her side, again at her request and she was gently sucking my cock as she really went at herself.  She guided my finger to her arse and eventually she blew a little load over herself. I tried a couple of licks, to be honest I mostly got the lube but it seemed to taste as you'd expect!

All in this took 15-20 mins so she offered me a quick massage. It was more therapeutic and I quite liked it. I was out the door at 25 mins.

Conclusion
This is firmly a positive and a good service. She was enthusiastic and put the work in. I didn't find her overly attractive and she was heavier than for me, but if you like that I think she's a good punt.

Today 29/05 in hotel near Tower Hill.

Incall 1hr, 250 +150 Anal +30 DFK +50 OWO = £480

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Been a while since I pushed the boat out, but saw Serene on AW and couldn't resist. I do love an alt girl!

Fewer reviews from me recently as got into the habit of seeing the same girl and tbh just punt a lot less. But when you get the itch..

Whatsapped Serene, got a prompt reply listing a menu of services and booked myself in for a 1hr incall. Obvs there are extras here not outlined on her profile. I think you have to be thinking £300 here if you want an hour, unless you are satisfied with covered oral. Extra for anal was expected of course.

Insists on deposit. £100 paid. There are times I will do that and times I won"t. Judgement and all that.

Good, prompt replies to confirmation messages and soon enough there I am tapping on the door.

Opened by Serene who looks just like her photos, thoroughly gothed up as requested. Smalltalk, offered shower, offered hygiene kit (but I always bring my toothbrush), used shower then kissed on the bed for a while which was nice. Some tongue slithering. Didn't put her tongue right down my throat or anything but I didn't ask her too.

She lays me back, wakes up the old fellow and starts sucking. Nice, deep blowjob, licking the head, gagging.

Slowly undressed her, sucked ner nipples, licked her pussy and then rubbered up for some vaginal sex. Held her stockinged feet as I pushed deep up inside her. Very nice.

But anal was the plan so she lubed her ass and I drove into it. Nice, tight asshole. Good, long, balls deep ass fucking with her on her back, holding her thighs back. Pounded her hard as I got closer, with suitable words of encouragement.

Blew into the bag, withdrew and relax.

Chatted for a while about her tour, filming, all sorts then another shower and away. Not rushed out. Didn't start checking her phone. Stayed engaged throughout. Relaxed.

A positive experience. Was it value for money? That, as always, is wholly subjective. She told me the costs. I agreed to them. Nothing further was requested. Agreed services were delivered with a smile.

Would I return? Well, not every week! But that is not on the table anyway I think considering she is touring. She apparently does a kinky GFE thing, sort of domination sex. That sounds interesting.

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She’s been reviewed a lot so will keep this brief. Meet was on a week day around lunchtime

Booked 30 minutes paid 120 and 30 extra for CIM.

I was looking for DT and that’s what I got. She’s attractive and was pretty fun. Overall meet was good but I wouldn’t go back.

I don’t know what it was but I just didn’t feel the vibe in the moment. I went soft while fucking and then just switched back to DT/BJ and finished.

Good time just not for me

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Minta-Thai-Sexy.

Location : usual Thai whorehouse in Kidderminster. , quiet part of town, a few folks about, but not busy , but the doorway is on the main street. (not sure if there is another entrance) , its best to message when you are near, so that the girl opens the door as soon as you press the buzzer. (which is what i usually do , but depending if girl is doing her own comms or not.)  lots of paid parking 200 yds away, possibly if you are lucky, you may get a on street space , or Dunelm is also not far (90 mins free) 

Fee : £70 HH , £120H ( went for 30 mins)

When : late May.

Whore: Thai girl , id say late 20s, Brunette , petite, nice rack. lean, and slender , extremely cute, happy and smiling. id say id hit the jack pot.

Events.: It had been very hot , I hadn't had chance to bash the Bishop, and was looking on AW to see who was about , as I had a spare couple of hours and almost  a weeks worth of spunk to extract.
Had seen Mintra was showing green  all week, but it had been too hot to fuck. Read a couple of her reviews on UKP, One chap had had a episode in the heat, so thought best leave it , till temps went down a bit. So it went a bit cooler and i seized the day .
Texted early morning 7am and a reply came quickly and I found myself nearby at the time arranged . Texted to say I'm near. No one around as it was early. Pressed buzzer, door unlocked , and up the stairs (slowly this time as it quite a climb) As i approached the door, it opened and there stood Mintra , naked except for a pair of panties . In i go , bloody hell its hot in there , the heat hit me . I can see why Mintra was almost naked. Into the bedroom i was led, I've been here many times , so nothing to say about that. Mintra is very sexy, Boobage although smaller than id like , were enough to be happy with. I felt up her ass and passed over the documents. She left to stash the cash and meanwhile i stripped off and lay on the bed.
Mintra comes back in, happy and smiley. Id seen from reviews that there is a question that she may do BB , so I told her "everything covered" Which she seemed ok with . Strips her panties off and joins me on the bed, I explore her body , my semi hardening, on the table are 2 rubbers , possibly different sizes , not sure, She tells me my cock is " thick"  but its "ok, no problem" Rolls on one of them and proceeds to BJ me . Its pretty good, and i'm thinking, this aint going to last too long at this rate, So i decide to go down on her, pretty nice looking puss tbh , no whiffs or discharge, smelled divine. Gave her a good tonguing before asking to rim her , she goes onto all fours and she crouched on the edge of the bed and i began rimming her. Thai girls mostly seem to like rimming , its easy money for them i guess . Anyhow, she does exactly what a girl i saw there about a month ago did and reaches around and holds her cheeks open. (probably went to the same training academy LOL).
So now her ass is gaping, my tongue exploring , her oohing and aahhing as my tongue probed her.
Eventually Im told , "i want you to fuck me hard,  baby as we have 10 mins left."  My cock is still hard and rubber still in situ , So i lean over her and mount her doggy style. She takes a good pounding , my cock really swelling up , her pussy taking it , a few minutes of this and shes panting and telling me "cum baby cum now !" I roar and fill the bag , feeling like a good half pint had come out. She reaches round , and slaps my knackers !!! , WTF, never had that done before , and then holds the rubber and scoots forwards . I collapse on the bed, soaking with sweat. She removes the rubber , and cleans both of us up. I would of lay there a bit longer and would of liked a cuddle , but before i have chance to regain composure ,shes getting my clothes and helping me dress, She slides the panties on, kisses me and escorts me to the door , saying "you were good baby!, Please come again. " I stagger back to the car.
Definately one to try out lads. although the ending felt a bit rushed . I guess my fault for not factoring the time it took me to cum on a hot day.
Id see her again for sure.

After having such an excellent session with Fionn recently, I was fully planning on revisiting her. Then I came across Clemente45’s review of Cratia… and that completely changed my plans. So first of all cheers for that review mate.

Safe to say… curiosity got the better of me. She’d already been sitting quietly on my hotlist ever since her profile first appeared on the TOFT thread last month, but her comms at the time were painful enough that I eventually gave up trying to arrange anything.Then that review dropped and just like that, the interest came flooding back.

Comms:

Honestly, arranging this booking felt harder than getting concert tickets. I first contacted her weeks ago when her profile appeared, but replies were all over the place. Days of silence, then random replies out of nowhere, then disappearing again mid-conversation. Eventually I assumed it was dead and moved on. After readin Clemente45’s review though, I thought fuck it… one last try. Surprisingly, after some back and forth and a lot of patience, I actually managed to secure a booking lol. Once confirmed though, everything became smooth.

Location:

Around 15 mins walk from Tottenham Court station and roughly 10 mins from Oxford Circus. Flat is on Great titchfield St which is quite busy during daytime so not the most discreet location in the world with shops directly opposite too. She’s on the top floor. There is a lift… except it was broken, so I had to drag myself upstairs wondering if this gunna be worth it.

She lives alones in that flat, Room itself was on the smaller side but functional. She also had a cooler running which was a lifesaver in the heat. One disappointment though as once again not a single mirror in sight.

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Cost:
£200/hr + £50 for OWO & CIM.

Services provided:
DDfk, pussy licking, fingering, owo and 2x cum both swallowed.

First impression:

No hiding behind the door tricks this time.
She opened the door immediately with a huge smile, wearing pink lingerie, then greeted me with a hug and a quick peck on the lips before inviting me inside.

And honestly… she’s stunning. Very naturally pretty facially with soft features, natural lips, nice teeths and a natural body overall. Lovely curves, nice round ass and a pair of natural tits that are slightly droopy but still very sexy in person . As Clemente45 mentioned, she’s heavily tattooed all over, so if tattoos aren’t your thing then she probably won’t appeal to you.

Main event:

Paperwork sorted and I asked to use the bathroom first. Everything was stocked properly, although the soaked shower mat suggested she’d probably had a very busy shift before I arrived.

Back in the room though, her focus instantly shifted entirely onto me. She was smiling constantly, chatting away effortlessly and making strong eye contact throughout. Her English is excellent too, which made the chemistry feel much more natural.

After chatting for a few minutes she suddenly pulled me in for a kiss. And wow… she is an exceptional kisser. Full-on deep tongue kissing immediately, plus she’s got a tongue stud which somehow made it even filthier  . The kissing felt incredibly sensual and passionate rather than rushed or mechanical. We stood there kissing for ages while she slowly undressed me and played with my dick through my trousers.

The chemistry instantly felt strong.
We continued DDFK while standing, grabbing each other tightly before eventually moving onto the bed. More kissing while I gently grabbed her throat something she clearly loved before I started kissing and licking down her neck and ears.

Her reactions felt natural throughout, soft moans slowly becoming louder as things escalated rather than fake pornstar theatrics. Then I moved onto her tits. Spent ages sucking and teasing them while squeezing them firmly as she ran her nails lightly across my back. Every few seconds she’d pull me back up for more deep kissing before I continued lower down her body.

She was squirming slightly, smiling and biting her lip while watching me. Eventually I spread her legs. Clean pussy and her clit was pierced too. kissed around the piercing first before starting slowly with my tongue. She immediately reacted, arching slightly while running her fingers through my hair.

I built the rhythm gradually, mixing licking with gentle sucking before adding fingers. First one, Then another. At this point she was getting visibly wetter and more worked up. So I increased the pace properly. Tongue on her clit while fingering her deeper and faster. She started grabbing my hair tightly, moaning louder and moving all over the bed while her body slowly lost composure. Eventually she climaxed hard  , body shaking while she asked me to stop because she’d become too sensitive.

After recovering she immediately pulled me back up for more kissing before going down on me herself. I wanted to fuck her first though, so she grabbed a condom and climbed on top. Very energetic rider. She rode me hard while I grabbed her hips and spanked her ass before she leaned down again for more DDFK. That became a recurring theme throughout the session as every position somehow turned back into intense kissing again. I was already getting close fast, so I switched positions.

Got her into standing missionary and absolutely went to work. Legs together. Legs apart. Legs lifted. Every angle possible while she moaned into my mouth and kept dragging me back in for more kissing between strokes.

Eventually I pulled out and removed the condom.
Without hesitation she dropped onto her knees.
She took everything down her throat while continuing eye contact, then stuck her tongue out afterwards with this cheeky grin to show she’d swallowed every drop. It was very filthy moment. 

She cleaned me up, disappeared briefly to freshen herself up, then came back into the room and cuddled up beside me while we chatted for a few minutes.

Round 2 :

Then the kissing started again. Honestly, this girl loves kissing. You could probably spend an entire hour just making out with her without a single complaint from her side. The tongue stud made every kiss feel even dirtier somehow. Eventually I pulled away slightly and bit her lower lip before she slid back down onto me again.

Round two oral was even better. Amazing eye contact throughout, no lazy technique and barely any hand use. She alternated between deep sucking, tongue flicks around the tip and slow teasing circles using the tongue stud incredibly well whenever she came up for air. She deepthroated me completely on few occasions. Only slight negative was she never sucked my balls, but honestly I didn’t want to interrupt the flow because everything else was so good.

By now we were already around 40 mins in, so I asked for another condom. She climbed back on top for cowgirl again while I sucked her tits and kissed her deeply. After tiring slightly she turned around into doggy. Face down, Ass high in the air. Absolutely beautiful sight and she got few tattoos on her back as well. Started slowly before building into harder pounding. Long deep strokes mixed with faster thrusts while squeezing and spanking her ass. She could genuinely take a hard pounding with zero complaints and became very vocal in doggy. 

Then moved into prone bone while leaning over her and continuing to pound her hard as she turned her head back repeatedly for more DDFK between thrusts. Dirty talk started flowing naturally while I increased the tempo again. She was gripping the bedsheets tightly and breathing heavily enough that I realised I was probably pushing her close to her limit, so I slowed things slightly before switching back into missionary.

More deep kissing while pounding her steadily in mish. She became even more vocal and wrapping her arms around me tightly while whispering little things into my ear and after another few minutes she suddenly whispered: “Cum for me.” At this stage I could tell she was starting to get sore after a solid 20+ mins of fucking, so I asked her to finish me orally instead.

Right then her alarm went off. But instead of ending things she casually switched it off and immediately went back to sucking me again. I warned her I was close and once again she stuck her tongue out playfully before I shot my second load directly onto her tongue. She swallowed everything again without hesitation while smiling up at me  . Completely drained afterwards. 

She helped clean me up and handed me a fresh towel for a quick shower. Afterwards we chatted for another few minutes before one final lingering kiss goodbye. I ended up leaving around the 1hr 15 mark feeling satisfied.

Final verdict:

Wonderful session from start to finish. Cratia was passionate, engaging, affectionate and incredibly easy to connect with. Nothing about the session felt robotic or rushed and her kissing genuinely elevates the entire experience massively.

For £250 all-in, I honestly thought she offered excellent VFM considering the enthusiasm, chemistry and level of service throughout. Beautiful girl. Amazing kisser. Fantastic energy.
I’ll definitely try seeing her again before she leaves next month.

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Lovely little lunchtime massage today.
The SP I contacted was at the posted link but I contacted several ads with different phone numbers and all gave similar replies of services and "Baltic Quays" as address, so could be multiple girls, multiple flats, or just one with multiple ads.
Anyway the main draw was the often lost pricing of £50/£80 for 30/60 mins B2B massage. Ah, those days...
Anyway, I text some days prior, and today I was flush to the tune of £50, so fired off an AM text to see if a lunchtime meeting were possible. Swift reply to the positive and I found myself heading out of the office for a secret little liaison with a Thai hottie, so I hoped.
Text on arrival for the flat number, was told to wait 5 minutes, which was OK, provided more comms came. I was duly instructed how to get into the apartment block and let into the dimly lit hallway of the flat in question.
Into the bedroom, just double bed for the client, no massage table. Upon seeing the SP it looks like it is the lady in the photos in the link, however she would appear older IRL and has possibly had some lip and nose work done. Altogether very nice, petite, big fake tits with bullet nips coming through the stretchy jumpsuit she was wearing. Decent enough.
Disrobed and laid face down. Initial thoughts were that she is a good masseuse. 30 mins never showcases the whole skillset and does seem fast-paced, but she was fine at keeping things moving without seeming rushed. Some sensual strokes between the legs to wake the fella up, and nice boob strokes on back and bum before I was told to turn over.
Straight onto properly waking the fleshy flute up, oil and hands. She gave me a nice titwank and encouraged touching of her big fake bolt-ons. Panties were on, which can be a no-no for some punters expecting B2B, but for £50 I was happy enough.
She turned around, presenting her backside (with panties) so I hoped she was OK with moving the panties aside. Some SPs allow a little finger or tongue action in a B2B. Before asserting myself to go for it, she moved to my side. Further attempts to get to the goodies were met with a polite "tut-tut" and I knew that it wasn't an option. She said "Ten pounds" but I had maxed out the funds. Fair enough.
She went quick to get me off, and I asked her to slow. She agreed and with no downstairs action, I settled myself with licking her massive nips and fondling her breasts until the inevitable vinegars.
Good finish, but there must have been some time left (I had lost track) so she gave me nice leg and arm massages, further showing that she is a more than competent masseuse.
Overall great VFM for me. Some may disagree as she was not fully nude throughout. Was fine for me for a nice lunchtime meet.
Plenty of positives for me.

New agency for me Enigma.

Comms very easy. Enquired who was available and was sent some options. Picked Liya and all confirmed for a few hours later.

Note Liya wasnt/isn't listed on the site

Arrived and given flat number. Note to everyone there isn't an audible buzzer to let you know the door is open. You need to listen out for a click. The flat is part of an office building I think. Some office and flats in the same place. Street is pretty busy so no problem blending in

Usual magic door routine and Liya revealed herself. Asian looking with an accent from one of the 'Stans' later confirmed by her but cant remember which one. Natural boobs and I think a BBL. Body was slim. Overall very decent package

Shower and payment on arrival. Bathroom was fine no issues.

Massage done on table. Maybe option of bed as there was one in the room. Massage was decent good mix of proper and sensual. Some reach under and cc swipes. Overall decent preview for the flip. More of the same on the front with a lot of eye contact.

Enquired about extra and offered OWO for £60 which i took.

Very good OWO with a lot of eye contact. Good pace and mixture on depth which led me to blow my load in her mouth. No complaints from her and she kept going till I was dry. Then got up and spat it out into tissue.

All in all very good experience and would visit again

Total time 50mins door to door
£130 B2B + £60 OWO
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Comms easy and straightforward.
Premises are spotless.
Pics are on the profile and accurate. Looks quite prim and proper when dressed I’d imagine.
She drops to her knees, delivering an excellent bj and swallowed the lot. Filming allowed on her phone.
£20 what’s not to like?

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Type: Incall
Duration: 1 Hour
Fee: £300
Services: DFK, OWO, CIF

Comms
Sorted the booking that same day.

Flat
Decent apartment in a good location. The only small downside is it was quite warm inside (though to be fair it’s roasting everywhere in London at the moment). Otherwise clean with fresh sheets and a good shower.

Girl
Maggie is a proper beauty - with an absolutely ideal figure, like someone designed the perfect 90-60-90 body just for her. Slim waist, lovely natural breasts and a cracking round arse. She’s not only beautiful but also very playful with a cheeky smile.

Service
She was full of energy and really fun from the start. The DFK was passionate and the dirty talk was excellent (paid extra for it). OWO was slow and sloppy with great eye contact. Went into 69 and she was moaning nicely.
I decided to go for CIF and it turned out to be the best decision - finishing on her pretty face while she looked up at me playfully was fantastic. She took it really well and stayed playful afterwards.

Notable points
Only minor niggles were the warmth in the flat and one quick glance at the clock near the end (nothing rude). Phone stayed away and she didn’t rush me.
Conclusion
Her full list of services is seriously impressive and definitely deserves a proper look. I only scratched the surface with CIF and Dirty Talk this time, so I’ll definitely be back very soon to try everything else she offers.

Overall: Positive

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90 minutes for £650

Comms.
Precise communications on WhatsApp, £100 deposit paid via Paypal.

Venue.
4 star hotel in Kensington.

Lady.
English/Latina mix, posh accent, sexy voice, super attractive, cracking body, not an ounce of fat, enhanced boobs. Photos are accurate but seeing her in person is something else.

Services.
DFK, OWO, DT, ball licking, rimming on me, (protected) penetration, anal, CIM, swallow, dirty talk.

Meet.
Valentina has been on my wishlist for a while and I now regret not having met her sooner. Brief initial chat after shower, then the action started and Valentina turned into a sexual hurricane, leaving me breathless for the whole encounter.
She's a passionate kisser, never holding back. Her tongue has been everywhere on my body - from my mouth to my nipples to my inner thighs, from my balls to my cock. It was glorious.
I laid down on the bed and enjoyed her oral skills, which were outstanding. One of the best BJ/DT ever received. Deep, with excellent alternation between slow and fast pace, plenty of tongue action and lots of attention given to the balls. I let her continue for a while and she was able to take me whole down her throat and hold her breath for a commendable amount of time without even blinking. With seemingly endless energy, she could have sucked me off forever.
Surprise, she spread my legs and stuck her tongue inside my butthole, for one of the most intense and pleasant rimming experiences I've ever received.
Condom on, and we started in cowgirl. Her pussy is really reactive and I could really feel her contractions. Valentina has a lot of stamina. She was either looking at me in the eyes while talking dirty (such a turn on) or kissing me passionately.
Switched to doggy style, which became standing doggy style, while she kept dirty talking with unheard of filthiness.
I asked to penetrate her second channel and it was, how to describe it... anal in missionary. She wanted me to go slowly at first, then my pace and depth increased until I banged her with all my energy.
Asked her to finish me with CIM, so she dropped on her knees and sucked me off while I held her arms up, with her hands on my nipples. Her technique is sublime. It took her only a few minutes to make me explode in her warm and welcoming mouth. She kept sucking until I was dry then looked at me, opened her mouth wide and stuck out her tongue to show me that she had swallowed everything. An unexpected and pleasant surprise. I’ve always said that girls who swallow have an extra gear in bed.
Break and social time. Valentina is an adorable girl, very chatty and an excellent conversationalist. Her voice is so sexy, she could turn me on just with talking. At some point she asked if I had a second round in me. "Of course.” Round two started with rubbing each other’s naked bodies in various positions, with me fingering both her channels while kissing like two teenagers.
Another one of her exceptional uncovered blowjobs to raise my mood... I meant to say, to raise my cock.
First position was doggy while she was kneeling on a chair. She’s so flexible that she managed to turn and kiss me almost non stop while I was pounding her from behind. Doggy turned into standing doggy, then into reverse cowgirl on the bed's edge. Those three consecutive positions were performed without ever extracting my tool from her pussy. Absolutely fantastic.
I asked for her second channel again, this time in classic "doggy anal.” Again I began slowly, increasing pace and depth until I banged savagely, while Valentina produced a range of intense and believable moans. Without ever taking my cock out her ass, I lifted her up to turn into "Standing up anal doggy style.” In such position, we slowly moved against the mirror as she managed to turn and continuously kiss me while I kept pounding her. It was absolutely glorious.
I then ran out of energy and was almost completely spent, so I let her do the hard work on her knees to make me cum a second time. It took several minutes, and Valentina made a commendable effort with her mouth. It’s always a pleasure to see a stunning lady willing to dislocate her jaw to suck you non stop. She blowjobbed me down to the bottom of her throat, sucked my balls, pushed her tongue deep inside my butthole, devoured my cock and my balls again until my eventual capitulation in her mouth. She swallowed the whole lot again.
Shower, a bit of chit chat, and goodbye.

Valentina captivated me. 90 minutes was definitely not enough. I've already booked a second, longer dinner date encounter with her. An absolutely mind boggling experience with a lady who has everything: physical look, personality, attitude, sexual skills, energy, and in general... an "off the chart" sex appeal.

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Got seduced by Japanese for £60

Massive idiot

Girl in photos maybe 10 years ago

She still looks good and has a great figure and I thought fuck it the service will still be good you’d imagine

Lacklustre OW led led into average sex, still got great boobs and a slim figure with few tattoos.

Exceptionally soft skin

Would of been neutral on her looks as she was still fit but she wanted me to cum immediately and after 5 mins of sex offered handjob and then kept harasssing me to cum

In and out within max 18 mins I’d say

Don’t bother unless you want an exceptionally soft skinned lady

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This meeting took place a couple of months back on her last visit to Edinburgh. Texted and got a quick response with a menu and arranged a meet for later in the day.

It was the flat near the Exhibition Centre which is often used by Thai tourers. I paid £70 for 30 minutes with £20 extra for OWO. This covered a massage, oral both ways and protected sex in a couple of positions. This one is a neutral for me as it was all just a bit meh and average with a slightly off attitude and shorted a little on time.

I did find her quite pretty. She’s chunkier than  many Thais with a really nice big ass (her WhatsApp profile pic showed it off well). I undressed whilst she stashed the tokens and she started with a bang average massage which did nothing for me at all. On turning, she got me hard and we got into a 69. She initially attempted to position herself to make full access difficult but I shifted her and she tasted good. To be fair the OWO was deep and quite good.

She then put a condom on me and climbed on top in cowgirl. Her aim was clearly to make me finish asap. She was bouncing away frantically. I switched her into doggy and this was the best part of meeting - banging away with that fat ass bouncing. I came in the bag in doggy. A bit of a clean up and out the door in 25 mins.

There was nothing horrendous about this meeting but it just wasn’t great. A mixed bag - poor massage, not great attitude overall, good OWO and a decent ride in doggy. I know you’re paying the girl for sex not for her personality but there was no attempt by her to chat much or engage. I’m an experienced punter with Thai girls and I don’t think I would return to this one. So it’s a neutral.

Tried a few places in the Warerloo area and got abit board of the same places so saw Tea Walk was near by and gave it a go.
£40 for relaxing 30 minutes massage with Asian lady in her 40s who spoke really good English.

Small room at the back with a shower which I took at the end.

Session starts with me naked on my front, I asked just for legs massage and within 5 minutes she is onto my ass crack and ball play. Body to body agreed £60 and off went her clothes and this is when it went real good. She had a great body and touching everywhere was allowed including fingers in all her holes, she loved it. She got on the bed and began rubbing her self all over my cock and I was done within 30 minutes, no rush and really good service.

I Would return. She mentioned asian and eastern European girls are always there and service is good.

No owo or full sex on offer but I recon it could be based on how filthy she was at the body to body. I did not catch her name

Ella's best known as April of House of Divine, and I saw her for the first time just after Christmas. That was a very positive experience and I meant to repeat it far sooner than I did, but I'm glad I finally have. Compared to when I saw her last time she's now got short blonde hair, but looks just as stunning, and the pictures on Hod and Adultwork are accurate.
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This was the most I've ever spent (by far!) as I saw Ella for two hours, which cost £400, at a 4 star hotel in Bethnal Green which she booked in advance. I don't really want to go in to graphic details as I've previously written a review about her, but this was easily one of the top five paid for encounters of my life. Ella's super smart and super fun to chat to, but also really great at what she does. I asked for a dominant girlfriend experience (ie making me believe that she absolutely wanted to fuck me, which she did and then some), Oral was without (with CIM an option) and awesome, enjoyed going down her a lot, and she often initiated french kissing, while the sex with her on top and then mish and doggy was great too. Plus I really enjoyed the conversations we had, swapping stories and making each other laugh.

This isn't the kind of thing I can afford to do very often, and as mentioned above it's the most I've ever paid, but I don't regret it for a second. This was a hot, horny, fun punt that I definitely hope to repeat at some point, and one of those that I know I'll fondly remember for years to come.

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This visit was a Tuesday walk in just over a month ago.

Paid £55 for an hour plus £60 for B2B/RM/HJ

Helen is Chinese, pretty face, I’d guess mid 20’s with a bob type haircut and wearing circular rim glasses giving her a student type look. She’s slim but with a bit of a tum but not noticeable when laying down, she has full bush and at a guess B cup tits.

Massage wasn’t great but was enjoying the anticipation of later. Finished my back and poured oil on my bum and legs, then spent a good while massaging my bum with forearms and this resulted every now and then in her fingertips lightly brushing my other buttock which was giving me a hard on. However there were zero cc swipes. Just before turn over she started lightly touching my cock and balls and I lifted to give her better access. This only lasted a couple of minutes before she asked me to turn over. She asked B2B and how much you pay. Offered £50 she gestured £60. She wanted paying upfront but I said I’ll pay after which she accepted.

She oiled my cock and started stroking slowly and gently while I played with her soft tits before she started sliding them over my torso. She then started kissing my nipples before moving down toward my cock kissing my body…I was hopeful she’d go further down but alas not. She dropped her tits in my mouth for a good suck and her nipples were rock solid.

Got her to lay down to give her a massage and the whole time I was exploring her body she never stopped wanking me whilst saying several times ‘big cock’ and gesturing to me with her other hand in an open circle indicating how thick my cock was. I spread her legs and caressed her pussy and started to feel her dampness but she then closed her legs. I stood behind her head to massage her tits while she reached back with both hands still stroking my cock. I eventually moved to her side and she wanked me until I shot my load on her body and she kept stroking away until every last drop was out too which was nice

Saw this lady in viva while looking for SP who does both erotic massage and sex.

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Comms:tried calling her but texted me back maybe bcoz she prefers sms. Replies are pretty quick. Agreed for one hr £150+£50 for owo, dt,dfk. Paid another 100 for half an hour extension.

“Hello and welcome 💋
I offer a warm, intimate GFE experience that starts with sensual massage and naturally builds into deeper connection.

💋 Experience:
   •   French kissing
• 69 position
• Classic vaginal sex with a condom
• Cum on body
• Cunnilingus
• Dirty talk
• Domination give
• Oil massage body to body
• Erotic massage
• Tantric massage
• GFE
• Kamasutra
• Masturbation
• Striptease
• Face sitting
• Fetish

Every session is about comfort, connection and mutual enjoyment - no rushing, just good energy and real attention.

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60 mins from £150  ( TWICE)

🔥 Extras available on request
•blow job (OWO) EXTRA 20£‼️
•blow job DEEP, THOART, DFK extra 30£‼️
•Cum in mouth EXTRA +50£‼️
•Anal EXTRA+100‼️
•Filming EXTRA+ 50‼️


I work in a clean, flat in *SW5 XXX*” (Unadvertised postcode removed as per rules.)

Venue: 3 min from earls court station. One of the many hotels in the area. She greeted me outside to her hotel. Had to pass through the reception lady but i think she is aware of what happening. Flat was pretty nice small bedroom and a nice shower.

Meet and SP: like i said she greeted me outside. She looked same as the picture especially the last pic. She is tall and petite. Russian look with small breast. We first sat on the living room where she gave me bottle of cold water. Discussed the service and did the paper work. Asked me to have a shower before giving a clean towel and prepared some mouth wash for me.Shower was proper.

The act: once im out of shower she was just in her panties and went in to have a shower herself. She was pleasant throughout asking me to feel at home. First started with massage and she does a very good massage with intermittent body to body but was mostly a good massage. 10 min in she asked to turn but i asked for more massage. This time took enough time to properly massage my back and legs. Theres only a bit of touch of the john during the session with no cc swipe but still felt erotic feeling her skin when my legs kept between her thighs and upper body during the massage. This session did inevitably took more time explaining why i had to extend another 30 min. After she asked to turn and started her oral which was pretty nice , seeing her swerling her lips around my head and later going deepthroat. The dt was ok as she made almost 3/4 on my 5.5 inch. Owo was sloppy while I kissed and played with my hands around her body. Then i gave some RO on her fresh tasting pussy . Started on doggy where she made proper sounds while playing herself with me on the back. Pussy felt tight which i liked.But  when asked for mish she said i only had 10 min so i asked the extension but only continued after i payed her through bank transfer. She then went on her knees and stared deepthroat again where i was able to do some face fuck but stopped when i went too deep. Then we moved on to the mish where she spread her legs wide then on my  shoulder while i was able to squeeze in some dfk. I came on the bag, cleaned up while we chatted about the weather ,took a  shower and i was on my way. Had a hot honey wings and burger at the pub right in front the station. Recommend to try.

Ill return if i can if am near considering the distance. She ticked all the boxes for me. So a positive for me. Sorry for any mistakes as i am not a very good narrator and am typing in the new mobile version so making fonts bold is not easy. Thanks.



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Walk in no appointment on a Friday morning. Met by Cindy and paid £50 for one hour relaxing massage. Shown to small room with massage table, a chair, no wash facilities and left to undress.

Cindy is Chinese, spoke enough English, told me she was 32 which seemed about right. She’s medium build, nice looking face a 7/10, probably A cup tits with nipples that got rock hard at my touch and a shaved pussy but with a few days stubble.

Decent massage long flowing strokes over back and down over bum. Spent quite a while massaging bum, spreading cheeks and some nice tickles of balls and cock whilst face down.
On the turn she asks if I want B2B and what will I pay. I offer £50 and she strips off. No B2B as such but just stands beside and brushes her tits over my torso and then in to my mouth whilst wanking me off.

I get her to lay down and feast some more on her tits while playing with her pussy but seems reluctant to open legs too much. I start to feel a wetness so gently spread her legs and she opens them wide. However, there was a lot of giggling like she was ticklish so a bit off putting.

I climb on top of her on all fours and she wanks me off, my cock above her pussy. I feel the sap rising thinking I’m going to shoot my load over her pussy but she cups her other hand to catch my cum. After clean up, she covers me with a towel and massages my legs some more and then a head massage

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Details: £80 for 30 mins, met her in late April 2026

Location: Flat on a quiet residential street, nice place. When you arrive she directs you to stand on a street corner where she can see you before she gives you the specific address. Not a huge deal, but took a few minutes for me to work out where I needed to go, so not the most discrete arrival. Eventually worked it out, and all good after that.

The girl: Absolutely gorgeous, and a lovely personality. No rush, plenty of enthusiasm, a really great girl.

The meet: She met me at the front door and led me up to the top floor flat. Offered a shower which I accepted and she put out some mouth wash which she asked me to use if I wanted kissing. The shower was clean and a clean towel provided. After a quick wash I went into the bedroom where she was waiting for me. She’d changed into some amazing lingerie and she looked sexy as hell. We got straight down to business with some kissing and cuddling.

She sat me down in an armchair, slipped on protection and started with oral. Really enthusiastic and great eye contact. After a few minutes I stripped off her remaining clothes and we moved to the bed. Started off with her on top, switched to doggy and finished with her on top again. Still had a few minutes left so she offered a massage which I gladly accepted. We had a great chat, and it all naturally came to an end. Had another quick shower and left.

Overall - she’s amazing. Can’t wait to see her again.

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250 1 hour inc cum

Coms - quick and straight forward

Karen’s pics kept catching my eye on birchplace, she presents a very sexy image but i have to say i was also a little concerned i would find her as hot if we actually met, as if you look beyond the enticing attire she’s wearing a wig and has no breasts. Not that that has to be an issue but last year i saw an escort of the same description who face to face was imo more a guy in a dress/wig than a trans. It’s a very personal thing where the tipping point is here, but i didn’t enjoy that experience. Hard to broach this by text but i could see Karen has the more voluptuous figure i prefer and also I just fancied her, so i decided to go for it

She is staying in that big block of flats near the hospital in Cromwell Road. When i arrived and realised she was there my heart sank a little, as i had a particularly poor punt there years ago, but thankfully the building has some positive memories now

I had mentioned about proper kissing in our pre meet texts and when i walked in Karen gave me a long passionate snog. I will say the kissing in this encounter was frequent and really nice. She has lovely big soft lips and 7” cock that stayed hard. She was also wearing the outfit from the profile i had requested and looked generally really good. Overall it felt like genuine passionate sex. By text Karen said she was versatile but in the flesh she preferred to be top. I think she would have bottomed if i insisted but in this case i was fine being the receiver.

Her English is so so but we could communicate enough to have fun. She said i had “good energy” and i would reciprocate

I will return

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Meet happened 28 May 2026

Location; functional flat in period terrace property. Dim lighting with one of those blue and green laser light things that makes the room feel like a strip club.

Service: £90 for 30 mins of sex and throat/facefucking and throatpie

Woman: this is the reason for a negative. The profile clearly states 29 years old. She claims it is her profile but she looks and is defo closer to 49. Tried to claim she was 36. No way love. Im 38 and I know what a 36 year old looks like and that is still much older than your profile.

I initially thought she was the madame of the house and that a younger lady would appear hence why I handed over the cash. More fool me.

At this point I thought fuck it as she was in fairly good nick for an older woman and not an ugly face.

Sucking was decent but I was both not paticularly turned on by her, annoyed at the blatant lie on the profile about age and also it was a sweltering evening so I didn't really get hard. She also kept insisting she "knew what she was doing baby". Eventually after about 15 mins i tried to fuck her but again that didnt really work as I wasn't aroused by her. Made my excuses l, had a shower and left.

Moral of the story- her profile is strongly misleading at best.

Let me know if there is anything else you wanna know.

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Cost - £130  (One Hour)

Wow! Who would have believed it ? Inspired by UKP members recent reviews I messaged the agency as soon as the new rota appeared and was booked in to see Morgan for the first time in over a decade. Comms were excellent throughout and after confirming on the morning I was sent the name of the hotel (a familiar one with parking close by and excellent public transport links ) and then on arrival I was text the room number.

Morgan was behind the door dressed in a LBD and high heels - it was as if she had never changed (in fact if truth be known she looked even better.) Incredibly she remembered me and even went as far as to name the location we had last met at and what we'd got up to and the bands I liked . The room itself was spotlessly clean.

Straight into some really intense open mouth kissing and we soon had shed our clothing. Her figure is still amazing and the sight of a naked Morgan in her heels is right up there with the best things I've experienced in nearly 30 years of punting. RO - followed (she was freshly showered)and she remains one of the most responsive SPs in the business. This went on for quite a while and at one time I thought I was going to die of asphyxiation between her thighs. :wacko:More DFK with her playing with my cock and balls, then I flipped her over  for some rimming which she definitely enjoyed and then another spot of RO before it was my turn as she performed a quite delicious OWO with loads of eye contact and a wicked grin as she moved between cock and balls with her tongue plus a spot of deep throating

On with the cover and Morgan positioned herself in doggy style and what a sight that was! She was enthusiastic as ever and it  wasn't long before I reached the point of no return. I had a much needed glass of water and was actually offered Round 2 but that was me done  We just lay there for the remainder chatting and laughing and reminiscing about the 'Golden Age of 2013-15 and for one quite glorious hour I was transported back there in the company of this phenomenal escort.

Would I go back ? - Well that's like asking me if I was quite pleased with the football last Sunday. Bloody sure I would because she's actually better than I remember. imho

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Location: A 5ish minute walk from Bank, and the entrance was actually quite private. It's a serviced apartment.

Price: £130 for 30 mins.

Comms: All via WA. Very responsive, and confirmed my meeting in the morning for later that afternoon. She gave me the address and said to message her once I'd arrived.

Services: LFK, OWO, protected sex

Appearance: I was happy with her appearance, she isn't a 10/10 but definitely found her hot. She opened her building door and got in the lift dressed in a gown with heels. Looked great.

Meet: In the lift, she was saying how handsome I was and begun cuddling and stroking me there and then. Already felt like it was off to a great start.

Once we get into her small 1 bedroom apartment, she takes me to her bedroom and shows off her toys. I was just after a P&D so didn't have much interest in those, but she seemed to genuinely enjoy them which is always nice to see.

I stripped down and she doesn't stop her kind comments. She grabs my cock and starts sucking my nipple as she fondles my body. Whilst I'm still stood, she gets down on her knees and gives me OWO which on her profile is £20 extra, though no mention and she didn't charge me.

The OWO was great and I could actually have cum from it. I then asked to fuck her and we moved onto the bed where she did cowgirl. We then changed to doggy and finished in missionary. Her hygiene seemed good and she was passionate in all positions. Lots of dirty talk, strong eye contact and lots of moaning.

We then spoke for about 5 minutes or so before I left. I had places to be so wanted to move on, but she seemed very chatty as though she would happily have continued to chat.

Conclusion: It felt reasonably VFM given the price rises seen elsewhere. Happy with £130/hr for generic sex, but Sakura had lots of passion and made it much more enjoyable than basic P&D. I will definitely return as good location and provider.

Hey all, I'm back with another review in what I'm coining as my 'Thai Hype' series. Basically meaning that since I've returned from Thailand, I'm addicted . I'm going to condense my reviews though to help you gents make a decision whether to visit, rather than reading intense details about me getting my jollies.

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Cost: £130 - 1 hour / OWO - £10 / DFK - £10 (I believe, I can't quite remember).

WG:

Gorgeous, big badoinks, lovely frame.

When:

I went twice . Both times last week on different days when working in the area, in the middle of the day (or the week before, I'm losing track, ha).

Comms:

Via whatsapp; standard Thai menu; quick response

Location:

Block of flats in Dudley town centre, near the new leisure centre. Not a busy area but there are peeps working on the monorail. Big car park over the road, free for 2 hours. Flat was presentable, better than the other I visited.

The meets:
I'll preface this with I visited her twice because I couldn't finish the first time and had it my mind that I must. Delayed ejaculation nonsense . She seemed genuinely disappointed that I couldn't finish which was very nice. I promised it wasn't her fault as she was amazing, hence why I went back.

Massage: she's OK and she said her massages aren't the best. I generally don't care about quality of massage so if you're more of a massage connoisseur, bear that in mind.

DFK: amazing, a great kisser if you're into strong tongues.

OWO: ridiculously good, sensual with variety. Could have done that for hours, the second visit was even more intense, my god.

Sex:
First time: CG into mish into doggy. Not particularly powerful or vigorous from either of us, it was a great relaxed session. With 5 mins left, I just accepted that it wasn't happening for me lol.
Second Time: Mish for the entirety (my choice), really quite passionate this time around. We'd had a laugh and a nice chat the first time so felt a bit more connected and natural the second time. DFK throughout and eye contact. Amazing.

I'd go back in a heart beat. She's sweet, sexy and chill. She's moved on now which is a shame for me, not for my wallet . Keeping an eye on the horizon for the return.

Cheers.


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