Incall 1hr @
£100 (50 + 40) B2B
External Link/Members OnlyMy good run of green reviews had to come to an end sometime and this was it. Bit of a mixed Asian spice bag this time, some good points and some not so good.
Comms &
Location No problems, all done on the day. Initial text, she gives the postcode and asks that you contact her when you arrive in the area.
On arrival she sends you the flat number but tells you not to use the buzzer, just text and she lets you in. The flat is on the ground floor, in Shettleston, just off the main road, easy to find.
SP &
Service On entry, she's behind the door, as usual, but the hallway is pitch black and long with a turn on it. I got the correct room at the third attempt!
Finally got a look at her, she was wearing a Sailor style dress that I've only ever seen Chinese girls wear? Can't be much more than five foot, long black wavy/curly hair. Very plain looking, kinda chubby face, but very smiley. Age wise, hard to say exactly, but I'll go with late 30's/40ish.
I quickly realised that she has virtually no English at all (apart obviously for the numbers£££). I decide to get the money sorted and agree £70 for one hour with a HE and pay her up front.
As I start to undress, not only does she not leave the room, she literally stands no more than 18 inches from me and watches, giving me a smile and a nod any time I glance at her...very bizarre.
The massage starts and for the first 10/15mins is fairly standard, but she makes occasional ooohh and ahhhs and giggles. Then she started to get bolder with some swipes and ball play. I'm warming up nicely now.
When she stood at the top of the table and leant right over me tits on my head hands down tickling my arse, I decided to start feeling her legs and and bum, which elicited a seemingly more excited reaction from her and I'm buying it! She then asks if I want B2B, at this point I'm as excited as she appears to be and say yes.
She wants an additional £40, I responded with £30 making the overall total a nice round £100. She agrees and then holds out her hand and said money. I replied yes I'll give you it when we're finished, her response is to point to my clothes and hold her hand out again!!!
I'm still really turned on, so I reluctantly get up and go and get the extra money. She follows me like a little puppy and waits till I've actually handed it over, then goes and stashes it, before she even starts to get undressed.
By this point I've barely got a semi and I'm pretty pissed off, she's ruined the moment. It doesn't really improve much when she strip's off. She's got a nice pair of soft tits with good nips, but the rest of her is a sack of tatties.
Nevertheless, she kinda redeems herself when she gets onto the massage table. The B2B is very enthusiastically given, her again, making all the right noises. The highlight being a very well delivered tit wank that got me over the line.
As she stood next to me and watched me get dressed again, I attempted some small talk. She got her translation app on the go, but it kept misinterpreting what I was asking and therefore her answers made no sense whatsoever...a fitting conclusion to a pretty odd encounter.
