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External Link/Members OnlyComms: Actually pretty good, I asked about her services, she gave me the usual copy/paste list of extras and told me where she's based, I asked for 45 minutes and said since I was nearby, can I just make my way over so we can do the booking ASAP, which she agreed to, when I arrived she did tell me to call her and when I did I got a "line busy", so not sure what that was about, then then she just gave me her flat number anyway.
Price: £100 for 45 minutes, plus £20 for OWO (Which was a mistake)
Location: One of the many girls operating out of Guildford Court in Colchester, I thought it was only Brazillian's who used that place, but I guess the Romanian's have started now too. The room is tiny, barely enough room for the bed, a bedside cabinet and a very small wardrobe.
Looks: Surprisingly, she does actually look like her pictures, I was expecting a bait and switch if I'm being honest, but I will say that her photos are definitely flattering. You can probably tell that her boobs aren't gonna be quite as nice as they look in the photos where they're being held up by her outfit, in reality that are big, but they're big, flattened, deflated and stretched out titties with absolutely zero firmness, perkiness or bounce, and lots of stretch marks. I was worried she would have a gut, and she very well might, but I never saw it if she does because she was wearing one of those leotard things, so she just slipped it off at the shoulders and unclipped it at the crotch and kept it wrapped around her middle. I did ask her to take it all off at the start, but she said it was cold, so she probably doesn't look good naked. Also, her pussy is slightly hairy and looks like a punched lasagne.
The Meeting: This is where it all went wrong. She was very much one of those girls who barely speaks any English and immediately tells you to lay down and take all your clothes off. While I'm doing that, I see her pulling out dozens of tissues, getting the condom out, and spraying the bed with something, some sort of nice smelling spray I assume? Never seen a girl do that at the start of a booking before, which made me think if she needed to clean it at the start of the booking, maybe it was gross from a previous client? Who knows. I'm told to lay down, she uses some wipes on my dick (known a few girls who do this, I guess if you have clients who don't shower beforehand you get into the habit and do it to everyone) and she IMMEDIATELY goes to put the condom on, no kissing , no touching, no foreplay, just goes straight to condom, I say I want to do blowjob first and she looks at me like I've done something wrong, keep in mind, I've paid an extra £20 for OWO already, she reminds me that I'm not allowed to do CIM, that's fine, then for some reason she uses more wipes on my dick, and then starts building a small tissue fort around the base of my dick, so I'm trying to enjoy this absolutely covered in tissues, but I don't get long to try and enjoy it because she does it for maybe a minute at most, then immediately goes for the condom again, saying "sex?", I try and explain to her "Yes, eventually, but not right now, we haven't even been going 5 minutes yet." I guess she either totally ignored me or just didn't understand anything besides "yes", because she then starts putting the condom on anyway. Coincidentally, then she wants me to stop laying down and she instead gets into missionary, I go at it for a bit, but it's a small room and she had the radiator on, so it's very hot, when I got tired I ask her if she can go on top, she definitely didn't seem to want to have to do any work and immediately responds "Or doggy?" so now I'm going at it against, I've been thrusting for 15 minutes in a very hot room while all she's done is lay down or be on all fours, I'm sweating like crazy, too exhausted to be having any fun at all because she won't make any effort at all, so I start losing it. So she goes to use her hand, but ofc, more tissues and wipes first, it's not working because this whole booking she's been immensely dispassionate and has just been trying to get everything over as quickly as possible while doing the least amount of work. She asks if the condom is the problem, I say yeah, kinda, so she takes that off, more wipes, more tissues, uses her hand again, she's now got a mound of tissues underneath my dick so that basically nothing can ever touch her, it's still not gonna happen. She basically kinda gives up. I know that I could probably finish if I was doing it myself, because at least I'm willing to put in some effort, I ask her if she can just lay on the bed and play with herself and I'll cum on her... I'm met with a resounding "No.", at that point I realise that this booking is already over, she's just utterly shit at her job and isn't willing to put any effort into it at all. So I just call it quits, get dressed, she opens the front door, I look outside and it's pouring down with rain. What a shit night.
This might be the worst booking I've ever had. There have been worse looking girls who put in more effort, and there have been prettier girls who had been equally dispassionate, but Sofiaaaa wasn't a bombshell and she was miserable, so this was just a shit time in every aspect. The amount of tissues she felt the need to uses, I could be convinced this woman thinks if a drop of cum touches her she's going to explode, besides during sex, my dick was never not surrounded by piles of tissues. Everything I asked her was either refused or ignored. As soon as the booking started you could tell her only goal was to have it be over with the least effort possible. I was umm-ing and err-ing about even doing this booking or just watching porn, it was a last minute thing just because she was very close and sometimes you'd rather be with someone, a part of me knew I'd regret it before I even made the booking, but I wasn't thinking with my head, but holy shit, I didn't think it would be this bad. I honestly would have gotten more from that £120 if I'd just burnt it. I still can't believe I paid the extra £20 for OWO and she did it for less than a minute, this is why I hate seeing any girl with extras, because they can almost never provide that costs worth of service in return for it. I know roms have a reputation, but I've seen some good ones, but holy shit it feels like the quality of them has gone through the floor in recent years, I should just stick to seeing British girls, even if they're more expensive, they at least don't usually have 20 extras and can speak the damn language so they can follow simple requests. Let this be a lesson to everyone, sometimes you should just jack off instead.
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