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South East / GiaRemastered - Milton Keynes
« by TrialAndError on October 21, 2026, 12:36:50 am »
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    Gia is a well reviewed WG with a highly positively-rated portfolio, as demonstrated by the indexed reviews.
    Having not punted for quite some time (and also my first review on UKP), this seemed like a decent and safe choice.
    This marks my first appointment with her.

    Comms: Via WA. Quick reponse with fast confirmation for next day booking.

    Location: Milton Keynes

    Time: Early to Mid October

    Price: £140 for 1 hour (Note: her prices fluctuates so it is best to check on her AW profile for up-to-date rates)

    Services taken: LFK, DFK, Groping, OWO, Ball-Licking/Sucking, Fingering, RO, 69, Protected Sex, COB

    The WG: 
    • Age: Likely accurate as per AW profile. Could be slightly older, perhaps early forties, but highly unlikely to be older than 45.
    • Facially: Attractive, GND vibes. She sported shoulder-length curtains as of review date instead of bangs (which one might have noticed on her AW pics).
    • Bodily: 5'2" to 5'3". Petite build, dress size 6-7. Small A cup. Soft yet decent-sized and jiggly arse for her build. Relatively gym-toned. Has a bit of a mum-tum and previous C-Section scar was seen, but not off-putting.
    • Character: American accent. Very friendly and seductive. Keen to put you at ease.

    The Venue: Not at the serviced apartment just adjacent to the MK station, which has been well described in previous reviews. Instead, it was at a hotel in MK9.
    • Whilst near the main road and not inconspicuous, it is actually relatively quiet.
    • She stated this is due to unavailability in serviced apartments, thus this acted as a temporary place. Not a major issue as the room was clean with fresh towels provided, as well as mouthwash and bodywash.
    • Shower was however questionable - okay pressure and did not heat up fast. Oh well.

    The Punt:
    Arrived near the hotel around 10 minutes before. Messaged Gia and received instructions on how to reach the room more or less immediately. As per above, made it to the room that she was staying in. Knocked and the magical door opened. Walked in and was greeted by a lovely, smiley and welcoming Gia, who was in an elegant black lingerie and stripper heels. A brief hug and greeting cheek kisses as introduction. (Side note: I believe I walked in 5 minutes earlier than the scheduled appointment time.)

    Shown to the action room. Briefly confirmed rate and duration, reiterated all services provided except CIM, facial, A-Levels and filming. Explored what my likes and dislikes are (and abided by it throughout the appointment). Token handed over. I requested for shower to freshen up (as a form of respect to the WG IMO and that cleanliness from both sides is a top priority for me too), which she agreed. Chit-chatted whilst freshening up and she was pleasant to chat to.

    Once done, came back out with a towel around hip. She started off with some LFK, leading into DFK. Had a grope around her tits, hip handles and bum, then proceeded to rub her clit, which she responded to with moans and some dirty talking.

    She soon squatted down and took off my towel to reveal my friend already in full salute mode. OWO followed, which can be described as delightful and decent. Sloppy and with lots of spit. Depth was shallow-to-mid. She has one hand that grips the base to control depth. At one moment, she did remove her hand and went turbo on full length, which was unexpected and welcomed, though it was short-lived. Not gonna complain as I felt I was already getting close.

    Offered a return of favour so that I may simmer down a bit, to which she gleefully agreed to. She subsequently took her lingerie off, revealing her slim and decently toned body and laid with her back on the bed. RO ensued. Pussy was trimmed (not completely shaved), no foul smell, natural taste. Good vocal response. Allowed fingering too. Attempted to the best of my ability to make her cum, but don't think I managed (or she held back - maybe not to completely zap her energy for next clients). 69 was also done, and as heavenly as it was, I had to stop her again quite abruptly as I quickly reached the edge.

    On with the dom after a few more OWO teasing and went into missionary first. On insertion, her pussy was already really wet, and reasonably tight. Dirty talking and moaning throughout, which was quite hot. At one point, she went legs akimbo and definitely reflected her earlier days as a stripper. Changed to cowgirl, to which she rode with ferocity (not in the sense that she is rushing to finish the job). Managed to hold out for a few minutes before finishing in the bag, to which she also appeared to have orgasmed too (pussy contracting and legs quivering, but uncertain if true as I suspected that she is also a prolific actress). At the point of 'orgasm', she was basically screaming at the top of her lungs, and I was pretty damn sure the entire floor was probably well aware of the event now.

    Cleaned up and laid in bed. Chatted about anything and everything, but most likely about her rather fascinating life story. I personally was not fussed with rapidly getting Round 2 on as 1) it usually takes quite a bit of time for me to recharge and 2) the conversation was very much enjoyable. She was not distant, remained engage and interested as well as welcomed touching and groping during the downtime.

    She initially offered shower at approximately 45 minute marker, but I requested for round 2, which she was more than happy to initiate. Round 2 began with OWO again, practically identical as above. Easily gotten rock hard again and on with the dom. This time, I laid her on the side and did her in Pretzel, which was well received with decent amount of moaning. Went at that position for a bit and was struggling to reach climax, and Gia gave a time check of 5 minutes. Took the dom off and HJ by her then me until COB.

    Cleaned up again and requested for a quick shower before leaving, which was granted. Chit-chatted further more about life and her experiences in the industry whilst getting dressed. No signs of hurrying at all, which was much appreciated.

    A goodbye kiss and final grope on her arse by the door. Out of the door + back into the warm air of MK. Checked clock and I had actually overstayed by 5 minutes.

    Summary: High positive. Money well spent on a well-reviewed WG, certainly VFM IMO. Gia is a seasonsed lady who knows how to offer a PSE and likely GFE if you are explicit enough with it. Fantastic OWO, eager to please, and sensual as hell. Definitely no rush or had any sense of drumming you out of the door once service delivered. In actual fact, I think I overran by 10 minutes in total (5 as early arrival, and 5 as late departure). Decent conversationalist too. Didn't quite like the fact that she likely faked her orgasm, but I guess that is her style.

    Return?: Absolutely yes.

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    South East / Naydee - Oriental Massage - Woking
    « by Chazz on October 21, 2026, 12:23:03 am »
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    1 hour £50 + £60 B2B, + £30 SBBJ + £10 RO, 69  (Total £150 FFS!!!)

    Preamble Bollocks
    I should've realised that my last repeat booking with the fabulous Louise was a sign that my luck was about to run out at OM Woking. To be fair, I've had an incredible run of green reviews at this place, so it stood to reason that my luck was going to run out eventually.

    Comms
    n/a walk-in

    Location
    Not much to add that I've not already said. Clean and tidy, ensuite showers, well run, fairly discreet parlour in downtown Woking.

    Naydee
    Pleasant looking early 30s Chinese. Very little Engrish. Nice body, fake tits, some lower-torso tattoo work possibly hiding a Cesarean scar.

    Massage
    Unmemorable massage, neither therapeutic nor sensual. Fairly relaxing though.

    Extras
    This was where things went downhill. Naydee sold me an overpriced sandwich bag BJ for £30, and then wanted an extra tenner for RO/69. These services were actually quite pleasant, but were let down by the unhappiest of happy endings. Whilst still in the bag, Naydee pumped frantically away at my poor old cock like she was trying to lift a broken-down Landrover with a leaky trolley jack. Too hard and too fast, and I had to stop her before she ripped it clean off. Shame, as I was enjoying myself right up to the unsatisfactory conclusion.




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    East England / Englishrose86 - Saxmundham, Suffolk
    « by LondonerW1 on October 21, 2026, 12:05:47 am »
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    Location / Agency: Saxmundham (AW says Ipswich)
    Date of Meeting: July 2026 (Late Post - Two Visits)
    Duration: 1 Hour per visit
    Damage: £200 (Total per session)

    First Contact & Booking:
    Arranging via WhatsApp was quick and she was very responsive. Note that she mentions Ipswich on her profile, but she is actually located in Saxmundham.

    The Environment:
    The venue was a standard town center flat, with convenient parking nearby.

    The Hostess:
    Rose is a English woman in her early 40s, very MILFY and a good match for her photos. She is quite curvy and full-bodied, with a good figure. She was nicely dressed in the same black outfit for both sessions.

    The Experience:
    These were high-quality, reliable sessions that delivered exactly on expectations. There were no extras pushed or needed; everything listed on her likes was offered openly. Rose was attentive and provided intimate DFK along with smooth OWO with DT. She also got her wand vibrator out for us to play with, using it on herself while I was shagging her. She is up for any position, and we went through missionary, cowgirl, doggy and reverse cowgirl. I gave her an RO, followed by her going down on me and a bit of 69 before finishing inside her. The service was professional and steady with no clock-watching, keeping a comfortable, engaging energy both times.

    The Verdict:
    A very solid 8.5/10 booking overall. However, £200 is definitely on the higher side by Suffolk standards and not fair value for money; I reckon it shouldn't be more than £160 for the area. Still, the quality of the service itself was good, and seeing her twice in one month speaks for the consistency.

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    Scotland / Blair Street Sauna - Tori
    « by haltron1991 on October 21, 2026, 12:01:58 am »
    Back in Edinburgh for work last week and popped into Blair Street Sauna desperately hoping to have 7 girls at my beck and call just as bigmike32 did, but alas, there were only 3 waiting for me.

    One was a slimmer Hispanic lady, one of them was blonde, thicker with big tits, and the one I chose was Tori, a very tall, slim, busty, black girl with pierced nipples who I later found out is American. She was a little cool in the room with the other girls but warmed up quickly in private.

    Had a shower and then a cuddle before some OWO. I was a little anxious and did not take my usual little blue pill to eliminate my anxiety-related ED, so my wee man was having trouble waking up. After a bit she got him to awake, and we got the condom on. Pumped away until I finished pretty quickly. We ran out the rest of the time with more cuddling and groping her soft body before I had to shower and leave.

    As per usual, BSS is very much YMMV. I was pleased with this one, Tori was very sweet, easy to talk to, and had an amazing body. I am fairly tall and definitely appreciate a woman who is taller than I am standing bare footed.

    I will certainly return in search of the elusive 7 girls. Damn you, bigmike32.

    Damage: 25£ for the house, 60£ for the lady

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    South East / Louise - Oriental Massage - Woking
    « by Chazz on October 20, 2026, 11:45:36 pm »
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    1 hour £50 + £60 B2B, RO, 69 + £20 SBBJ (Total £130)

    Preamble Bollocks
    It's taken seven months and about as many visits to Oriental Massage Woking to finally get a repeat session with a girl I've seen before. Although I'd be happy to have a repeat session with any of the girls I've already seen here, I was delighted to be greeted by the lovely Louise.

    Comms
    N/a walk in.

    Louise
    IMO a very attractive late 20s Asian SP. Very fluent English, dry sense of humour, great bants. Slim lithe body with an absolutely cracking pair of natural norks.

    Massage
    A pleasant medium massage. Not life-changing, but enjoyable and relaxing.

    Extras
    Great full body-slide B2B including RO. Louise upsold me a BJ for an extra £20, unfortunately with a free sandwich bag thrown in. This turned into a very pleasant 69, followed by a naked HJ finish.

    Caveat
    Looking back at my previous review, last time I got OWO thrown in for free with the £60 B2B:

    https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=449990.0
    That's inflation I guess. I still had a great time.

    Conclusion
    Louise is back again in December, so providing I manage to get on Santa's nice list, I hope to manage to see her again before the end of the year.



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    East Midlands / Anna - Bangkok Thai Spa - Northampton
    « by Chazz on October 20, 2026, 11:23:46 pm »
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    1 hour £45 + £80 B2B (£125 total)

    A spooky punt for Halloween:

    Comms
    Comms were a bit hit and miss. An SMS text was ignored, so I ended up phoning to make my appointment for the following day. I also learnt an important lesson - don't bother leaving a voicemail because they aren't monitored. When I eventually managed to speak to a real person my appointment was sorted out quickly and efficiently.

    Location
    Semi-discreet location on a main road. (I'd left The Mystery Machine back at the Asda carpark 3 minutes walk away). The front door is set back however, so you're not stood waiting on the pavement like a twat. Inside, the place is huge - you could easily play tennis in the large reception.
    I don't know if it was the dark damp October morning or the fact that the place was deserted, but I caught a distinctly spooky vibe as I stepped in. Maybe the place just reminded me of the Overlook Hotel in The Shining, or maybe I watched too much Scooby Doo as a kid. If you held a séance here though, I'm sure that there'd be ectoplasm flying all over the place in no time.
    Shoes off at the door, I asked if I could use the toilet. As I stood in my socks on the hard floor in the small khazi, I prayed that the floor wasn't wet. (It wasn't). This is a good incentive not to piss on the floor I suppose.
    The massage room had a large clean ensuite shower. The towel that I was given was rather smelly though. The massage was performed on a large firm double bed.

    Anna
    Continuing the Scooby Doo theme, I was relieved to see that Anna is much more Velma than Daphne. A very short and curvy, no-nonsense Thai MILF, I was very pleased with what I saw. She was quite bossy and abrupt at first, but her demeanour mellowed as the hour progressed. I presume that she runs if not owns the establishment.

    Massage
    Anna has great massage skills and performed a very relaxing and therapeutic massage. She used a set of electrically-heated hot stones to great effect, and melted away all my aches and pains.

    Extras
    Anna has a banging body - very curvy but toned, and gave a great B2B with lots of enthusiastic body slides. There was much tit-wanking, and I was allowed VIP access to all areas. At one point, Anna surprised me with some extremely nifty tongue work on my ringpiece. I'm not normally a fan of rimming, but this was absolutely exquisite.
    The exorcism was completed with an expert HJ, and Anna managed to extract a surprising amount of ectoplasm from me. As the evil spirits screamed out of my body, Anna reached over and tore off my prosthetic face mask, revealing that I was in fact Old Man Hackett from the deserted amusement park. (I definitely wasn't expecting that ending!)

    Conclusion
    A solid FBSM punt. I will definitely call in again the next time I'm in Northampton. I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

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    West Midlands / erotic thai nikki - Dudley
    « by Stu666 on October 20, 2026, 10:58:23 pm »
    The girl in question External Link/Members Only, has been well reviewed on here over the years but I thought  I'd add my two penneth worth. This was my first punt after an enforced break for leukemia treatment and then again when I went in to remission. Any way woke up this week with an itch that needed scratching, didn't want to travel to far, and didn't  have the energy to go for extended bedroom gymnastics.
    So i called Nikki who was available and was on her massage table in less the 15 mins later. I opted for the naked, body to body massage with HE @ £60. I'll admit that I not a massage conissiuer but found what Nikki delivered very pleasurable indeed. Quite firm strokes that turned  in to very teasing CC swipes or reach unders. Having Nikkis ample breasts stroked all over my body throughout was great, especially as they were available for sucking. As we reached the climax of the session slid my hand between Nikkis legs to find a nice pussy which I took the opportunity to slip a finger of two in. This definitely helped me to deposit a nice load in to the tissue Niiki had ready.
    Warm down chat and Nikki had some warn towels to remove any lingering oil, helped me slip in to my clothes and made sure the coast was clear for me to leave unobserved. While Nikki might not be in her prime she still has a passable body and quite a pretty face. I got exactly what I wanted from the session and would heaith allow, return for some more.

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    After a bit of a break from the delights on St Benedict Street I found myself in the area today with an hour to spare.

    Fired off a text to the boss and had an appointment scheduled for 1 hour later.

    Turned up and parted with my £50 for a 1 hour massage with a lovely 30ish small framed lady who goes by the name of Kate - she’s here for 5 more days.

    From the off I knew it would be a good session with plenty of cc swipes and ball tickling from early on. Decent massage with good pressure.

    Halfway through and the flip was initiated, with the inevitable question of which extras I’d like. For a further £60 of my hard earned I opted for the B2B with HE. Would have liked a BJ but didn’t want to be parting with £80.

    Good amount of teasing both ways, was allowed a play between her legs (hairy bush), plenty of light kissing g, sucking on boobs etc and was bought to a climax whilst both sat upright pleasuring each other.

    All in all, a decent hour spent and I’ll definitely return at some point as I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad service here.


    1 hour, £110, decent service.

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    North East / Mimi Thai Massage - South Shields
    « by Punter007 on October 20, 2026, 09:54:56 pm »
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    This ad appeared recently and as it's not too far from me and I fancied trying a different SP I thought I'd give it a go. The massage happened this week. In summary, she's a great looking girl with a cracking body and massage is cheap, but mediocre service.

    Comms – were good. All by text and arranged a same day appointment.

    Venue - a residential house in South Shields with lots of houses around. The massage takes place in a shed in the back garden ... hardly the "Spa" in the ad title. I got there five minutes before the appointed time and she texted to say "5 minutes, customer still here". I waited and got a text to go in a short while later and was directed to go straight around the back of the house. Just as I was near the door the next door neighbours came out. I just put my head down and walked past. I don't think it will be long before they clock what is going on.

    She mentioned during the massage that she worked at a massage place at the Nook but that she is working from this house alone. I think it might be because she is saving up to go back to Thailand on holiday and will get more bookings on her own.

    Looks – a good looking Thai woman in her 40's I'd say. She was wearing leggings and a fluffy dressing gown that stayed on during the massage. It was only during the HE phase that she showed me her tic tok with a video of her working out. Her body looked amazing and she briefly lifted the dressing gown up to show me. She does have a cracking body, but it was a bit like Jim Bowen saying "look what you could have won".

    Service – crap really. She does have a nice big proper massage table, but the massage consisted of a very brief rub of my back, then most of the time her sitting behind my legs at the bottom of the table just rubbing the back of my thighs. Every now and then there was a brush of my balls but nothing sensual. Then she took a phone call and arranged for another punter to arrive at the time when my 30 min appointment should have just ended. Then there were the texts which I knew she'd got because she moved to one handed massage of my leg. After about 20 mins she asked me to turn over. I had taken a V before the appointment so i was rock hard anyway. She rubbed my legs briefly and asked if i wanted a HE at £30. I said i only had £20 so she accepted. There was no offer of any other service. The HJ was pretty mediocre too, no variation or eye contact. I did eventually cum and got straight up and ready.

    Overall – she's a good looking woman with a cracking body (that I saw for ten seconds) and was nice enough to chat to. But the venue is awkward, the massage was crap, and there was no real sensuality to the session, and it doesn't look like she leaves much time between appointments. I wouldn't go back as there again.

    Paid - £25 for 30 min massage and £20 HE.

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    East Midlands / AngelaSinns - Nottingham
    « by Woolyback Dan on October 20, 2026, 09:33:21 pm »
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    £90 for 30 minutes

    Angela seems to be busy so it can be tricky getting an appointment. She works every day when she's around (she seems to spend quite a bit of time back in Poland ) but doesn't always put her green light on AW so it's worth giving her a call (it's better to call than to text).

    Location: a house in NG7 on a quiet street near to the marina. There is free short-term parking on the street. This is her home with meets taking place in a comfortable room. She has cats running round.

    Angela stood behind the door and when I turned around found her completely naked except for high heels. She has a fantastic figure, pretty face and great tits. The photos on her profile are all genuine

    After handing over the money she got me to wash my cock in the upstairs bathroom and use mouthwash.
    Once in the room there was a lot of kissing and I played with her tits before she started sucking me off. She has incredible oral technique and she got me very close before sticking a condom on and jumping on top.

    She's friendly and chatty and I wasn't rushed out.

    This was a fantastic meet, I will definitely go back.


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    London / Andra - Natural Elements - Moorgate
    « by Hhp on October 20, 2026, 09:20:09 pm »
    The punt happened in September. I was around the Moorgate area, so I decided to pay a visit to Natural Elements.

    I called them up and got an appointment within 30 minutes. I was probably the first customer of the day, as they were still arranging everything and getting the rooms ready when I walked in.
    There was a Romanian lady at reception. I paid £60 for 45 minutes.

    I went downstairs with the SP. She told me her name was Andra and that she was from Italy. She was very attractive and looked to be in her late 20s. Her breasts appeared to be enhanced, perhaps around a 36C, though I'm not very good with measurements. She had a nice, big bum and a very flawless body, which was soft and smooth. Her body was well toned but not athletic.

    I removed my clothes and lay face down on the table. She started massaging my shoulders while pressing her boobs against my head. She was wearing only a bandeau top and I could feel her boobs nicely. As the massage progressed, she lightly ran her nails over my body. The massage itself was average, but she has soft hands so was more like sensual massage.

    We had some light conversation, and at one point, she asked if I had visited before, to which I replied that I had. From then on, the conversation became raunchier. She started commenting on my bum and grabbing it! Everything was looking promising.

    She eventually asked what extra service I would like. I asked for FS but was turned down. We eventually agreed on £100 for B2B and HJ.

    She let me undress her, and she was wearing a thong. I kissed her ears, and she was very sensitive and felt very ticklish. I gave her breasts a good suck, then asked her to get on the table. I fingered her while she grabbed my cock and started giving me an HJ. I also asked for RO but was turned down.

    Finally, I got on the table, and she finished me off while I was fingering her. The HJ wasn't great, as she mostly just pulled on it throughout! :dash: I cleaned up myself.

    A full service would have been great, as she was really good-looking and had some great features and structure.

    She took a shower before me and then I took a shower, she stayed in the room till I finished my shower!! We settled and I left.

    Overall, giving this experience a neutral rating because the actual session fell short of expectations. Also, never go to a B2B and It was mostly just tugging, and she didn't seem particularly into it. The beginning was amazing, though, which really raised my expectations.
    I might return again with a lower expectation this time. I don’t know if any of the other punters ever got a FS recently at this location.

    PS: I once got a BJ with CIM at this location for £100 - will write a review when I manage to get some time.

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    South West / NaughtyNatashaB - Yeovil.
    « by Keippy on October 20, 2026, 09:08:57 pm »
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    £180 for 1 hour, £150 +£30 Anal.

    Meet.usual location in Yeovil, likely to be moving to different location in Yeovil soon.

    Probably 3rd or 4th visit , not seen her for a while.,  still the most enthusiastic, insatiable escort you are ever likely to meet.

    Great OWO, followedupwith RO. Mish , cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and doggy. Then the same in anal. OWO to CIM finish and swallow.

    Fantastic time again.Double positive.  Shes a must see guys,you won't be disappointed.



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    East England / Rainy_dayz- Watford
    « by Rexgarvin on October 20, 2026, 09:01:59 pm »
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    When:Last week

    Booking: Sent SMS txt in the morning for early afternoon appointment. .
                     Replied soon after giving address and costs .I booked 30 mins for £80 which
                      includes;OWO,Massage,Sex,Shower,FK.


    Location. Off Watford High Street, not far from Starbucks.

    Parking: Various public car parks in town centre

    I arrived on time and was admitted ...small  decent 1st floor flat..there was another person in the flat which I think was her handler.
    Rainy  looks more attractive than the pictures on AW IMO.so I decided  to extend to 45 mins (extra £30)
    A petite lady with nice slimish body and natural tits.and a cheeky smile!
    After payment...she suggested shower together..which was pretty good,,plenty of attention to the old todger...then massage which was also pretty good..dancing fingers all over. followed by  decent OWO including licking balls and playing with shaft    ..then sex in cowgirl,mish and doggy..

    All in all a decent 45 minutes...would see again.
     

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    South East / Sarah Taylor - CRAWLEY
    « by Keippy on October 20, 2026, 08:54:01 pm »

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    Been missing in action for a while, after nearly been caught out by her in doors.

    Final caught up with Sarah a while ago.

     £180  for 1 hour,full on everything included, OWO, RO, Levels.

    Location : in -call in Crawley

    Meet, been trying to catch up with her for over a year, finally got it over the line. She's still got a fit body and didn't hold back on any of her likes.

    Sheets enthusiastic with owo, enjoyed a good RO. Mish to start heels to heaven felt good. Followed by Cowgirl then straight into Anal. Various positions switching between arse and pussy.. Enjoyable session witha MILF.

    Would probably return if situation arises






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    East England / Enchanted massage - Cambridge - TOFTT
    « by konky1337 on October 20, 2026, 06:58:26 pm »
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    Duration - 1 hour B2B

    Fee - £120 cash is preferred but accepts transfers but states must be paid before the massage starts. I brought cash so no issues.

    Comms - combo of WhatsApp and calls, definitely handled them herself

    Location - Willingham CB24, Smithy Fen but not deep inside. Might be off putting for some but it's before the Travellers area and is safe/secluded.

    There's a few buildings all rented out by different businesses or used as storage.

    Parked in the car park, sent an I've arrived message and was asked to wait. A few minutes later Mel walked towards my car and invited.me to follow. Entered the rental and Mel has done a decent job of turning it into a beauty salon/massage parlour. Unfortunately no shower so bare this in mind.

    Mel is a milf in her, I'm guessing, early 50s. Slim with blonde-ish hair. Facially pleasent, would have been a head turner in her 20s.

    Undressed and onto the massage table (decent build and comfortable) think Mel got undressed but was face down so couldn't see. Her massage is decent enough but I do prefer a harder/deeper massage and unfortunately it's not as sensual as other providers (see my other reviews for comparisons)
     
    After completing work on my legs, inner legs, back, shoulders and arms Mel does some B2B which is ok but nowhere near as sensual as others. Mel then moves onto some ball touching & cock stroking but there's absolutely zero reach unders or CC swipes during the main massage or this "sensual" part. It's like Mel completely avoids the buttocks/anus which I found disappointing.

    After getting me hard with the "sensual ' part I'm asked to turnover and there's some rubbing of my thighs, chest and stomach before starting to play with my hard cock. Mel climbs on top to give more B2B and allowed me to kiss her but not DFK before moving back to a standing position to finish the happy ending part.

    During this Mel allowed to play with her nipples which became erect and also stroked her bum and rub the outside of her pussy. I'm sure a finger slipped in (not far) and wasn't told off/discouraged anyway just wasn't granted full access either.

    Her happy ending is okay but idk I can't quite find the words. Obviously I cum but it just didn't feel sensual at all.

    Don't think I'd return unless in a real jam and/or wanted to try her Tantric offering which wasn't available due to not have a floor mat to provide it on.

    I've rated it as a neutral because even though everything was provided it just wasn't sensual and felt like someone going through the motions of a long time provider of this service. Apparently Mel has worked at a few well known Naturist massage parlours (not the one in Royston) but others and has a loyal customer base. Which makes me wonder if she's started a new website because there's zero info here

    Kinda rushed this so may have missed/forgotten deets others may like to know. As usual, feel free to ask questions.

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    South East / SexY_MeLLisa_ Slough
    « by Nomerzypuntr on October 20, 2026, 06:06:33 pm »
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    A marvellous Positive. Tnx Ryan for recommendation…. I made it at last… She is a gem!!!

    Came London this mrng she was busy at afternoon, thanks to her gave me a booking later. One hour 170£ cash. Near Slough train station, a discreet flat, shower facilities, lots of towels, mouthwash.

    Fck me she is damn hot and gorgeous as others already mentioned here. I like her curves, size 10, tall, in black tight light dress revealing her tits, she got stockings as well. I can’t get words to describe her.

    She gave me her address when I reached her postcode, waited 10 mins for her to get ready. She opened the door, it was a so calm area. She asked me how I doing and my age first? Coz I look like a teenager 🤣, sorted the paper work, she showed the shower and other facilities and helped me charge my phone. Meanwhile I went to shower, she told me no rushing just take your time. After shower, I went to her bedroom, she joined me asap, she jumped to bed lying in back, trying to seduce me with small dirty talks. Wawww, it’s an entirely diff experience for me, she invited me to bed. I was in her arms, very slow deep kissing, tongue, lips, what would I say? There was everything, snogging my face.. her breathing sound all in my ears. I was flattered there, she was dominating me, her hands all over my body, relaxing massages. I never had a DFK like this before. I tried my best to kiss her cheeks neck ears but she wanted my mouth, she pulled my hair, rubbing slowly. I took my chance to squeeze her arse, stuck my finger in her asshole. She then encouraged me to suck her nipples, squeezed her tits, then I went down to lick her body, her armpits tasted woww, she showed her armpit to suck it. I gave her RO not too long, I focused on her thighs, licked her each leg finger, she said I loved that baby.. She locked me with her thighs when kissing her legs, I liked that little struggle inbetween the legs. Then back to DFK, her teeth stuck mine too, her nose ring banging my nose. She touched my cock so gently with her nails, it’s an entirely different and natural experience from a women to me.

    Next it’s her turn she said, important thing is she was so gentle with her hands, soft touch’s. She cleaned my cock, starting with her lips on the tip like ages, slowly sucking from top to mid then down and including balls, her warm breathe from mouth was too erotic, she moved her hand from my thighs to my tummy then to my nipples, all gentle touches.. I hold her hands- fingers it was so romantic, idk how many times she sucked my cock and balls so gentle, with eye contact all the time. I wonder I didn’t cum at all, she was waiting for my cum. She compliment me, smiling and can towards me, grabbing my ass hugging me kissing me all over. I want sex and asked her, she took a condom, put in her mouth and to my cock, then came to my mouth kissing me, she wide open her mouth to deep kissing and we did missionary only and I cum at last.. she hold me for long no rushing, after sometime she cleaned me. She said come baby let’s hug and stay in bed, we chatted, it was lovely get to know her better. She offered me shower and water after that. I was putting my dress she lying in bed, was talking.. She worked in Wales before near to my University, so we got that vibe.

    It will be my biggest miss if I didn’t came London to see her.  Would recommend her 100%, shame nobody reviewed her so far. She openly said that she was shy and lucky to fck a young man. I was so exited that something I forgot to write, sorry. Was there around more than an hour, tnx Melli

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    London / Pinky - Asian Selection - Bayswater
    « by Djj_2025 on October 20, 2026, 05:26:37 pm »
    Costs: 140/1hr

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    Comms: Excellent via agency. Last minute booking as my top choice cancelled, and backup wasn't available. Took the risk on someone without reviews and hahah, bad luck I drew the short straw

    Location: Council estate 10 min from Bayswater station, decent flat, clean room. Nothing too grimy or anything

    Girl: Pics are definitely airbrushed, and maybe from 10 years ago - the headline photo is more recentish but airbrush her eye wrinkes. I would put her age in mid-40s (late 30s to mid 40s as a range), and she does have some wrinkles showing near the eyes despite the heavy makeup. Body wise excellent build and the bolt ons suit her (there is a bit of scarring from the boob job but they feel great). Ass is well proportioned, and the overall figure is really nice. In her 20s she would have been a head turning stunner. Now there is some belly fat etc., but no baby damage as far as I can tell. Skin is thai-soft and overall no heavy tattoos (there are some, but not heavily inked).

    Action: She insisted on showering despite me telling I just showered at home. She joined me in the shower and only cleaned the groin area. I think she's a clean freak as this was a theme throughout the punt - her wiping using wipes/toilet paper excessively everywhere/everytime. I felt like I was in a hospital. Also I noticed a vaginal infection treatment cream (too late in the punt btw) - so not sure whats going on in the hygiene area - maybe she's paranoid because of some previous punter etc. but its def. a theme.

    She started off with a massage which I didn't say I wanted, but she insisted on starting with it. Basically she wants to waste time, and call the shots which I don't mind as long as the service is good. But in this case, it wasn't unfortunately.

    Finally she moved to a hand job and then OWO, which was very ho-hum. After a few minutes I realised here OWO technique is pretty shit, and I motioned for her to get a condom so lets kick off fucking. I was semi-ish hard at this point, but figured once inside her I can get my stride. She does allow you to finger her which is a plus - I had 2 fingers inside her, and no complaints about grabbing boobs etc. so at least that part is good.

    Her on top, and after a few minutes she says she is tired and that I should go on top. At this point I was fully hard, and happy to go into missionary. After a few minutes, she says I'm too heavy (ouch! and I'm not!), so I move into push-up style to not put any weight on her. Then she says I'm too big (again, lies!!!) so I try to move gently. Basically she's complaining, and I was like fine lets go into side spoon fucking. That way no pressure on her at all, all she has to do is lie there. After a few minutes in that position, she says she doesn't like it either and wants to give me a handjob to finish me off. She actually moves herself out while I'm fucking her! and proceeds for a handjob.

    I'm honestly a bit puzzled at this point, with a big part of me wondering how she makes a living in Bangkok (which is where she claimed she was from). She cant do her on top, she doesnt like me on top, she doesnt like sideways or OWO - so basically how is she an working escort???!!?

    Anyways I came and then I asked for round 2. She says she only does 1x pop - which is not what was mentioned on the site and its def. not standard in 1 hr booking. But she said she can do another handjob or blowjob. I said fine lets do OWO which after a few minutes, she motioned was coming to an end and I should basically finish myself off. Which I did. All this time, she was also constantly interrupting the motion by looking at her phone (which was going on non-stop), and the tissues/wipes (omg! she went through 1 whole pack of wipes with me). Not exactly sure why she was wiping so much everywhere - even my chest?!!?? For the record I was super clean, well groomed downstairs and trimmed nails etc. etc. so I can only imagine its some sort of paranoia.


    Aftermath: I left her place and looked at the time. All in all, I was inside for 40 minutes (incl. her time wasting tactics etc), so def. not value for money. But overwhelmingly, I was regretting the time spent there. It wasn't about the money - I mentally write off the money as soon as I make the booking, sunk costs and all that. It was basically regret on the time wasted on tube, and her place while I could be at home wanking in the shower. I literally had sex with an attractive woman - and I my overwhelming thought was what a waste of time....its so sad








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    I've put this down as a toftt as i can't find any reviews on here.

     I'd searched for thai massage on vivastreet so missed this was chinese, normally i don't tend to go to chinese as previously they've always been considerably older than described and service has been average.

    I sent a message off asking what massage treatments were available and got the standard response for traditional massages,  prices came back at £30 for half an hour or £50 an hour, I did ask again if any more sensual treatments were offered and got a £20hj £40 b2b reply, so i booked for 1hr b2b.

    I think she said her name was Penny so we'll go with that for the review,

    Penny sent me her apartment building details and we arranged a time 15-20 minutes after my initial text.

    the apartment is one of the new buildings near the city centre only a few minutes from Victoria square. Penny gave me some instructions on how to get in and strangely asked me to send her a photo from the elevators where i was to wait for her to come down and get me.

    access to the building was easy enough, but be aware you will pass the receptionist/ concierge on your way through. as requested i sent a photo from the elevator and waited a couple of minutes for Penny to come down and get me.

    as the elevator door opened i was more than happy with what i saw , Penny was a young tall slim Chinese women dressed in a fitted summer style dress and looked really good, I entered the elevator an was joined by another female resident in the building ( awkward and a bit embarrassing as i try to get in and out without being seen).

    we were only in the elevator a few seconds before we got out onto the floor of Penny's apartment so i was able to relax at that point, she let me into a new modern and light apartment where she had a massage table set up in the lounge area.

    she confirmed what massage i wanted and I paid the £90 and said i like a nice sensual b2b massage. i nipped to the toilet whilst she hid the money (i didn't need a shower at this point as i'd gone straight from home having just got ready) so undressed and onto the massage table, I hear Penny remove her dress but left her underwear on at this stage.

    for around the next 30 minutes she gave me a good nice soft and sensual massage, occasionally adding a few light brushes along my arse and into my balls and up my back, nothing felt rushed it was just a nice relaxing massage delivered well. we talked throughout the massage and she told me about her travels and how long she'd stayed in countries, from this I'd estimate her to be around 30.

    after around half an hour i hear her finally getting undressed and joining me on the table, adding some more oil to my back she started a few more cc swipes and ball play along with some soft brushes up my back, this progressed to a light b2b more soft hands and i could feel her slowly kissing up my back and into my neck, as she came up my body she gently brushed her nipples up my body. whilst not as intense as some of the thai b2b massages I've had Penny absolutely delivered a sensual massage and got me hard in no time.

    On turn over i finally got to have a good look at her, she's tall very slim no fat whatsoever with small breasts and Acorns for nipples, as she massaged my front for a couple of minutes she encouraged me to play with her breasts and i soon had those Acorns in my mouth, sucking hard she made all the right noises and no complaints. after a while she started to play with my dick and balls nice and slowly wanking me off. she carried on like this and i carried on playing with her body, after a while i wasn't sure if she'd make me come so i started to play with myself which she stopped me and told me that was her job. so i let her get off the bed and move round where i could play with her and rubbed her up getting a couple of fingers deep inside her which she didn't try and stop and got really wet whilst doing so. this was enough to get me over the line and i realised the load into her hands and over my belly,

    once fully drained she wiped me down and asked if i wanted a shower, where she joined me and cleaned all the oil and mess off her shower is a large double shower and there could be plenty of room for more fun.

    i got out the shower and she showered herself off and we dried off, as i got dressed we chatted some more about Birmingham and where she's staying, her english is excellent and shes very easy to understand.


    a hug and kiss and i was off a happy man, i will return to test the waters and see if there's anymore to be had !!




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    London / MAYREE SEXY THAI - Kensington
    « by raffes on October 20, 2026, 05:04:33 pm »
    Got out of a long term relationship a few months back, my regular GFE provider is away so I have been seeing a number of providers new to me - will be dropping a bunch of reviews, all of which happened in the last 3/4 months.

    Second up: MAYREE SEXY THAI - External Link/Members Only

    Comms
    Texted her a few times before getting lucky one day, once she confirmed she had the time available it was pretty straight forward - gave me an address and when I confirmed I was there she guided me the rest of the way via text

    Accommodation
    She kept apologising for it saying that her place in Battersea was much better but honestly it was fine, clean and tidy enough - shower was small or she said she would normally have joined me.

    Cost
    £170 for an hour, no extras

    Services received
    DFK, OWO, CIM, FS

    The girl
    Very cute short Thai lady with a cute face and nice body, fake boobs but they look nice and feel alright. Looked especially great in doggy.

    The action
    This is where Mayree shined - she was on me as soon as I walked in, kissing me and 'saying hello' downstairs as she put it. Had a quick rinse and when I came back out she launched straight into OWO where she did her best and mostly succeeded in swallowing me whole. Eventually sat down and she continued on her knees, wasn't long before she had me finishing in her mouth. She went to the bathroom to spit and rinse her mouth then came back to cuddle and chat. She speaks good English and I was able to joke around and have fun with her - though sometimes there was a clash of accents. In round 2 we had some fun energetic sex - cowgirl, kneeling missionary where she asked if she could use a toy on herself and finishing in doggy, she seemed into it or at least was making all the right noises and was keen that I enjoyed myself. Gave me a bit of a massage afterwards which was nice.

    Rating: Positive, fun service where she seemed into it and enthusiastic about giving me a good time from the very start. I'd return once I finish seeing the people I have my eye on.

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    South West / Anna - Oriental Happiness - Camborne
    « by massageman301 on October 20, 2026, 04:47:37 pm »
    Went to see a service provider here a few times a couple of weeks ago and she was a positive.
    The same advert was on Vivastreet with the same number so i fired off requesting a 30 minute appointment and an agreed time was set for £70 for 30 mins
    It was the same address and postcode,also which i failed to mention in the last review, is a smart doorbell,however there was a lot more people around and work vans.
    Finally let in and sorted the cash.Place smelt of cigarette smoke and was definately not the service provider i saw before.
    She was ok,under 5 ft,decent tits,but had pyjama bottoms on and not made much effort also closer to 50 than 25 but i was there so thought why not.
    Had a quick massage,including body 2 body before turning over for OW then a quick pump and dump in missionary.

    The reason for the negative is although she was ok,she showed me a message on google translate saying the neighbour saw me enter do you think they will call police. So i got out of there sharpish because its obvious the neighbours know whats going on.
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    London / Asian_Suki - Outcall
    « by raffes on October 20, 2026, 04:42:15 pm »
    Got out of a long term relationship a few months back, my regular GFE provider is away so I have been seeing a number of providers new to me - will be dropping a bunch of reviews, all of which happened in the last 3/4 months.

    First up: Asian_Suki - External Link/Members Only

    Comms
    Relatively easy, messaged her on AW to arrange before getting her number for the day, she kept me updated on travel and did arrive for when we had arranged.

    Cost
    £200 for an hour, £20 for anal

    Services received
    LFK, OW, FS, Anal

    Venue
    My place

    The girl
    Cute British born Chinese, girl next door looks, slim but with some curves.

    Friendly and fun but also slightly odd at times, not sure if due to to nerves or just a touch of the 'tism - mostly not an issue and led to some interesting conversation in between rounds but at one point she did tell me about a client who asked her to role play a cat before proceeding to meow when we started having sex again, that stopped when I started going harder but was definitely a bit off putting in the moment.

    The action
    Got into the bedroom and had a chat, it's clear that she will wait until you initiate so I did, what followed was a decent GFE. Kissing was nice but also not particularly deep, oral was good but with a condom which I don't really get much out of other than a warm up. Swiftly moved on to sex - started in cowgirl, moved to missionary after a while, took it well in both with some odd noises as mentioned above. Second round was anal where she warmed herself up with some plugs which was a fun albeit quick little show, then took her in doggy - again she took it all in stride.

    Rating: Low positive, I didn't have a bad time but I don't think it worth the money and she was just enough of an oddball that I wouldn't call it a true GFE - hard to relax when you don't know what will come out of her mouth next!

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    London / Valentina Falcao Chelsea
    « by opsman on October 20, 2026, 04:40:11 pm »
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    well reviewed but worthy of another recent entry based upon a visit a month ago
    easy to arrange, very clear and engaged comms, never in doubt about being blown out or pushed back on the day
    nice flat in Chelsea, discreet, no one else at home and fresh towel provided
    £350 for an hour to include cum. Pricey but it was this particular girlcock and girlcum I wanted

    Girl is amazing. Totally feminine, nice and warm, really fresh and clean and dressed to kill
    It is really a surprise to see the girlcock emerge and get large from what is effectively a female. Top class there
    I prefer a decent sized head but it is small compared with the shaft and a bit pointed but enjoyable nonetheless

    I only went for oral and it was enjoyable
    I was really there for the finish - a cum facial for me which she was happy to give me
    The only very slight disappointment was that the amount of cum was fairly limited. there was enough and don't want to suggest that it was only dribbles
    I am not saying that she had already wasted it recently before my booking but there wasn't the explosion and spray that you sometimes get
    It was nice and warm, smelt and tasted fresh
    I finished on her body whilst still inhaling her cum
    All said I was happy. It was something I wanted from somebody I wanted it from

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    East Midlands / Kinky Gabby - Chilwell
    « by Nottsgent88 on October 20, 2026, 04:18:30 pm »
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    Price paid -£80

    30 minute meet

    Location -famous NG9 hotel in chilwell

    Now I've wanted to see this one for a long time now but we could never make our diaries align, however today the punting gods were looking down and we made it happen. Had been messaging for a couple of days and managed to sort a meet. Given details this morning after sending a message on WhatsApp. Arrived a few hours later a little before our alloted time, parked up and she had messaged to say she's ready early with a room number and told to go straight up. Hide behind the door trick and I was very happy with what I saw when I turned around. Lovely body in black stockings and some sexy matching underwear, I think she's gorgeous, certainly my type as I prefer slightly older women to myself and natural,she greets me with a kiss and we confirm what I'm looking for in the meet. She sits on the bed whilst I'm stripping off then I join her. I wanted tie and tease with her showing her dom side which she was very comfortable and natural at doing.
    She ties my hands above my head and tells me my hands can't move until she says so and I'm to address her as mistress.
    She stands above me on the bed, gives me a teasing twirl and gets her tits out, runs her hands over her body whilst looking down at me and starts with some dirty talk who h I fucking loved. Told me not only have I been a naughty boy but that she thinks I'm good looking and this is going to be fun, hearing this got me rock hard!!
    She then kneels over me,pulls her underwear to the side and starts rubbing her pussy right in front of my face, then spins around and parts her arse cheeks and tells me to livk her arse which I gladly do, I'm now tongue fucking her arse and she's calling me a good boy and to carry on, then she leans forwards slightly and sits on my face grinding her pussy all over me I love it, she tasted fresh and was nice and wet dripping over my face. She's stroking my body and cock whilst I'm doing this and she cums.
    Then she climbs off, gets a rubber gloves on, tells me it's time to spread my legs and lubes up her fingers, gives me an excellent prostate massage whilst licking and kissing my groin, balls and shaft with some naughty eye contact, my cock is absolutely dripping with pre cum it felt amazing.
    Then she takes the gloves off and positions her pussy back over my face, unties my hands and places them on her tits, I'm licking her again whilst running my hands over her body, lightly pinching her nipples and groping her arse. Then she goes back down and starts licking my cock again whilst rubbing her wet pussy, reaches up and tells me to lick her juices from her fingers so I'm sucking her fingers whilst she's sucking my cock, she's still talking forty in-between telling me my cocks nice and big and she loves how excited she's made me. Then I get told mistress wants my cum in her mouth and she sucks me with a nice technique, still maintaining eye contact with a real naughty look. I beg her to cum and she makes me hold out for a couple of minutes before telling me good boy cum for me now, I filled her mouth with a big load, she kept it in her mouth and came back up, winked at me and gave me a cum kiss.
    Told me I'm really naughty and that I need to come back for longer sessions as she'd like to see me regularly.
    We got dressed, had a brief chat and off I go a happy chappy.
    She messaged me after to tell me she really enjoyed herself with me which was a nice touch.

    Definitely a strong green from me and I'll certainly return, hopefully I've found a regular now.

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    London / Ruri - Diva - Knightsbridge
    « by miraluka on October 20, 2026, 04:08:03 pm »
    Finally got round to seeing Ruri after putting it off for a bit.
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    Incall 1hour(£400)

    Messaged Diva the day before. Replies came back fast and directions were straightforward.

    The flat
    Clean, modern and quiet. Easy to locate. Shower worked well and there were fresh towels. A little snug but nothing that got in the way.

    Her
    Properly pretty and soft. She has that gentle, feminine look that comes across straight away. Opened the door with a warm smile and was easy company from the first minute. Looks very much like her photos – slim, nice skin, good figure. Smelled lovely and felt like someone who actually pays attention to the person she’s with.

    The session
    Kissing was unhurried and natural with plenty of tongue. No holding back. She gave wet, slow OWO with good eye contact and was fine with 69. Throughout she stayed switched on, noticing what I reacted to and shifting without me needing to spell everything out.
    Sex itself felt connected rather than routine. She moved between positions smoothly and stayed present. Nothing forced about the sounds she made. We spent a decent stretch in doggy and mish before I finished in the bag. Brief chat after, then another round – more kissing and a second slow blowjob. She didn’t start hurrying me as time ran on.

    Tiny niggles
    The price is higher than some and the flat is on the smaller side. Phone stayed away the whole time.


    Really good hour. Soft, feminine and clearly interested in making it work for both of you. Worth every penny. Left already thinking about going back.

    Positive Punt

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    Wales / MiMi - Oriental Escort🌹Cardiff 07784509368
    « by Trpy on October 20, 2026, 03:21:18 pm »
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    £130 /1 hr


    Noticed this advert in VS, and as I was passing fairly close by later in  the day, I thought I would risk it.  The venue is about a 2-minute walk from the old Gingers, but not in the same street.   Street parking is available but may need a drive around the block.   

    Entry is via a rear door into the back garden and is quite discrete if you pick your moment.

    The back yard had been taken over by newish extension.  As I walked through the gate I was beckoned by MiMi (I think that is what she said—I did ask her to repeat ) , from a patio door.   She was a very attractive Chinese, not unlike the girl in the photo, but clearly not her.  Slim quite tall with long black hair  I was not unhappy with the switch.

    She wanted £130 for everything which seemed reasonable We both stripped off. Very nice body with medium tits which were real IMAO, and the usual George W. She started with a massage on my back with oil.  It was OK but she obviously had no training.  Turned over she sat across my thighs, and leant forward with the massage strokes.  Each forward stroke allowed me to take her nipples in my mouth whihc became a peck on the lips, which morphed into DFK

    Eventually mac time and finished in miss.

    She gave a bit more massage to use the rest my time Certainly no clock watching.   Offered a shower, which I declined as I was going straight home.  However, looking in the bathroom it was modern & clean with a stack of white towels

    Her English was quite good, although we did have use the phone translator 2 or 3 times, which is not too bad compared to others

    I gather she is heading to London but expects to return, but cooked not say when.

    I would certainly see her again

    I subsequently noticed this phone number advertising Nuru Massage.  I text an inquiry &  I received a postcode not for this area, but some miles away just off Newport Road in the Roath area.


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    East England / Your masseue Sara - Milton Keynes
    « by mikey_mike on October 20, 2026, 03:16:37 pm »
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    Arranged over text - £90 for an hour.

    Easy parking close by to the apartment, let inside and found it was quite rundown and shabby but did the job. 

    Sara is pleasant, she was friendly but somehow a bit stand off ish at the same time like she was setting expectations it wouldn't get too fruity.  She has good English.  A size 8/10 I'd say and has a fuller figure than the impression I got from the pictures, I didn't find her particularly attractive.  I stripped off and had a quick shower and then face down on to the bed.

    Wearing only a thong she knelt on the bed next to me and applied plenty of oil to legs, back, crack.  Massage wasn't that good compared to the oriental places I've been to previously.  It wasn't long before cc swipes started which were not subtle or that sensual, so it wasn't much of a turn on. 

    Flipped over and I was able to admire her breasts which are her best asset IMO.  She applied more oil and rubbed and tugged a bit, I ended up taking control of things to then hand back over for her to finish.   Wet wipes and a shower and a bit of chit chat before heading out the door 15 mins ahead of schedule.

    I thought more may have been on offer, or at least a bit more interaction but that wasn't the case.  I left quite underwhelmed.

         

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    South West / Kayla22 Bournemouth
    « by jstbit on October 20, 2026, 03:15:57 pm »
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    Location -Poole
    Was decent and fit for purpose

    Meet- a little background like most people I have been trying for a very long time to meet with her

    It was at the point were I was sure she was a fake profile

    No updated pics, wouldn’t reply to emails and ghosted texts

    But I am glad she is real and I had a quick 15 min meet with her

    Lots of French kissing, owo and sex

    She was abit taller then me but I climbed that tree well

    Big ass and breast

    I do hope to see her again I enjoyed my time but she need to sort out her comms

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    Yorkshire & the Humber / RiverWillowDreams - Leeds
    « by Memeology on October 20, 2026, 01:51:51 pm »
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    Got reviews to catch up on, been busy with work.

    £150 for the hour plus £20 for CIM/swallow

    Comms good, a few emails then WhatsApp on day to confirm location.

    Incall in a flat/apartment just a few miles outside Leeds city centre, doesn’t look like she lives there.

    Anyways get to the place, she’s just like the pics really. Short, alternate, tattoos just my type. Not slim or fat, slight overhang around belly area but doesn’t bother me. Really nice and welcoming, can hold a conversation. Was offered a shower but already had done so so wasn’t required.

    Down to the action, good dfk not over the top ramming tongue down throats, was nice and sensual. Likewise with oral, can suck for days and enjoys a decent facefucking as well which is a bonus. She was also very responsive to oral, made her cum quite a few times(has a clit piercing as well).

    On with the rubber, took a pounding in doggy, then mish, and prone bone which she seemed to like. Went on top as well, not my favourite position but she was very decent on top and made herself cum.

    Finished off with oral with CIM, and she swallowed the lot which was a big load as I had been saving myself for a little while.

    Overall, a very pleasant meet with an attractive lady (imo) who is easy to please. Might be back to see this one, even though it’s rare I go back and see the same escort.



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    London / English-sadie-23 - Heathrow
    « by Slowjoe on October 20, 2026, 01:31:12 pm »
    A decent punt, with a fun girl with great attitude

    When - two or three months ago

    Cost- think £100 for 30 minutes but it might have been £80. It is £100 on profile now

    Comms - all good by text

    Link - External Link/Members Only

    Girl - fun English lady, who as way of introduction told me she loves sucking cock! I visited her before photos were updated as they now show her stomach, which isn't great.  But not as bad as in photos, in my opinion.  Saggy tits, but okay face. Not stunning but not ugly. I'd estimate late 20s or early 30s. But her attitude was what made the punt, she seemed to enjoy herself and I certainly did.

    Location  - that infamous red hotel, been there so many times incident free. Nobody takes any notice of you. Rooms nice.

    Services - DFK, OWO, RO, fingering, sex, CIM

    Meet - she opened door and was pleased with what greeted me. Had quick shower and then she started proper snogging after she told me she loves sucking cock. Quickly got her undressed and noticed not as fit with clothes off, but okay. Decent OWO with ball sucking, gave some RO with fingers (all fresh) then sex. Think she suggested CIM, so took condom off and obliged. She spat it out, no swallow. Got dressed, had quick chat about area and weather, and on my way. Had full half hour.

    Would visit again.




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    London / Julia-Party-GFE - outcall
    « by cuteaznotter on October 20, 2026, 12:34:26 pm »
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    90 minute outcall in July
    Cost: £340 + £10 DFK + £40 OWO + taxi. Cash only

    Comms with maid were straight forward and easy. Used Kommons (has videos) but she since has an AW profile.

    Julia: tallish, blonde Brazilian in her 30's. Huge fake tits and a big peachy ass were a delight. Virtually no English but still easy to chat to, she was very willing and smily throughout.

    Meet: arranged for a 1 hour outcall at £250 with the extras taken, there was CIM and CIF on other but didn't take it. She arrived by Uber, exchanged cash and relaxed to chat a bit through translator. Lacked in English but made up for it with her willingness to please. Spent ages to start with going between DFK and OWO, deepthroating and gagging, lots of tongue play and ballsucking. Sex in missionary and doggy to enjoy the view, finished whilst holding onto her hips and letting her grind her ass backwards onto me. Extended another 30 minutes, paid £90 as that's all I had left in cash. Chilled and chatted in between. Round 2 started standing up against the wall whilst I lifted her leg and we kissed, then onto the bed for missionary. Spent ages in missionary as she takes it well, sucked her nipples, played with her boobs and let her slap me whilst we fucked. Unloaded on her stomach to finish.

    Chatted a bit, showered and called her a cab. Uber was a 5 minute wait and she saw I was still hard so went to work on her knees in the hallway until the cab arrived.

    Would I return? - Yes. Fit Brazilian, very willing to please and great fun throughout.



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    West Midlands / XMisskittyX - Stourbridge
    « by runner in the woods on October 20, 2026, 12:29:08 pm »
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    Stourbridge, £100hh, £160H

    Early Oct 26.

    seen before so should of been no issues. , in Dudley then. .
    Now in Stourbridge.
    Booked via Text. £100 HH , Post code given.
    Bigger girl, prob 18, but in proportion, was quite enthusiastic when i saw her before. So thought i was going to have a repeat.
    Drove to post code, 5 mins before,  texted to say nearby- nothing
    texted again on the hour, - nothing.
    Ghosted .
    wasted a good gallon of motion lotion on this timewaster.
    draw your own conclusions whether she is worth the risk.
    for me once ghosted , its all over.

    the quest continues


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    London / Mila Massage - Tottenham Hale
    « by Zen calm on October 20, 2026, 11:26:35 am »
    As I work very close to Tottenham Hale, and given the positive reviews on the site, I thought I would give Mila a try. I was looking for a provider than actually gives a proper massage and so was hoping it would be good.

    Make contact by SMS and she was very prompt at responding and answering my questions. I decided to go for an hour massage with the happy ending finish for £90.00.

    Original date of booking had to be cancelled as she messages to say something had come up but we arranged another date really easily. It took place about 4 weeks ago.  I know the area so was not difficult to find. Its on top of a famous gym in the area.

    The room was set up nicely and whilst I did not find her that attractive, I was there more the experience. She made me feel completely relaxed and asked me to strip.

    She gave a very good massage. Better then most normal massage places but with the erotic element thrown in and it really allowed me to relax but also get excited at the same time about the flip. Once I flipped over she carried out with the massage but it became much more erotic and she allowed me to put my hands on her bum and tits and to squeeze and play with them. She was not naked but said next time she could be. She then went to work on my cock and boy it was amazing. She was good at teasing and edging and at following instructions. I came hard, she cleaned me up, we had a little chat and I was on my way.

    I will be back for me and she is highly recommended. Shame she is not as hot as she probably was a few years back.


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    North East / Sky - Allure - Outcall Newcastle
    « by Happynerd on October 20, 2026, 10:49:17 am »
    Been out the punting game a while, but started up again at the end of the summer, and have a few reviews to catch up on, but will start with someone I haven't seen revicwed yet in our area.

    Sky - Premium Escorts, outcall
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    Booking Length: 1 hour, for £140.
    Sky was touring the NE for a week when I saw her, but said she's planning on returning and shes still got a page on premium, so here's hoping.

    Sky: Very much matched her photos on the site and stated age. She stated a conversationalist, and she is very chatty when you want her to be, but also vocally filthy when we got in to the action. Shes down as Jamican, which is her hertitage. Her accent is very much london born and bred, so no issues with language barrier at all. She came in comfy clothes but changed into the requested outfit upon arrival, getting those shapely legs and ass into heels is a must  :yahoo:

    Punt: We started off some some light kissing, and mutual touching. She is defintily light on kisses and did shy away at the start but got more into it as the punt when on. We chatted a bit as we got on to the bed, clothes came off. The part which will put a lot of people off is she only offered covered oral (OW) which was still very good, she took my fella deep and held it in, so technic is fantastic. We moved to RO, which she was receptive and very clean and tidy downstairs. As I was already covered, she gave me another couple of sucks before we fucked, was able to get a few positions in and she enjoyed talking dirty and that was a huge turn on. She was not shy and let me know her filthy mind. it definely felt that we climaxed together by the end and she did that hot thing where she asked me to leave my throbbing cock inside her for a good while after the action.
    Not having a 2nd in me that day, she offered a massage to end, and I was up for that. Very decent relaxing massage to start but she was also happy to go deeper and worked on the areas I had the most knots.

    Overall a very good punt, and I hope she returns to the NE as I would book her again.

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    Yorkshire & the Humber / Mila Angels North Outcall
    « by mushroom77 on October 20, 2026, 10:08:58 am »
    Mila, Outcall to my home, £340 for two hours,

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    Advertised as age 25, more early thirties.
    Size 10, three small badly done tattoos,
    some lip filler, fake tan, [not a fan of either]
    fully shaved and clean.

    Very good Owo, Ro, full sex and cim in mouth finish,
    The sex was great but she was a little drunk when she arrived and
    the age being older than advertised i think neutral is fair.

     

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    Number: 077721134 067   +4477721134067
    Visited: Oct 25.

    Have this crews VS profile in my bookmark.  They’re in Central Croydon by the Wagamama/Popeyes chicken.  Recently sent a text and was given a different address near Surrey Street Market.  Handler sent a weblink and the girl was a monster, old aunty type.  *Can't share weblink here, so you will next to text them for it.

    Checked the weblink to see if they change girls, and was surprised to see something cute and decent looking. All smiles in a tarty red dress and cheerleader dress.  :crazy:  Had to check her out.

    Location:  Modern apartments by Surrey Street Market.  It’s the end by the High Street, where there’s a Sainsbury’s local.  Paid parking is 24/7 in the area and there’s Wandle Surface Car Park 5 mins walk.  Generally, this area feels safe and anonymous.

    Comms is smooth through WhatsApp.  Quick message outside and was given the flat number.  Very discreet.
    Mamasan opens the door to a one bed flat. Lived in.  Shows me to the small bedroom with double bed, where girl is waiting.    Mamasan stays in the open plan kitchen area whilst I’m in the bedroom doing the biz. 

    The girl:  It’s the girl in the weblink but very plain looking in a cheap dress. Chinese. Facially OK with a decent bod.  Lovely smooth skin with tat in lumbar area. Around 5ft4.  Says she’s 22 but definitely early 30s.  Natural B tits. Managed pubic hair.  Size 6-8.  I think she understood some English but blocking out the chat.

    Price: £40 for 15min.

    Off with our kit and she applies the dom.  BJ is just her moving her lips over the first 2 inches for show.  Literally felt nada.  Reached to play with her boobies.

    Lays back ready for cock.  I just start sucking on them tits and work myself down to her vag.  No hygiene issues. Did a little RO and rubbed her clit, but she didn’t allow fingering.

    Got her to jump on top and do some riding, which she does reverse style.  Again, very little effort with me doing the majority of the fucking.  She wants a position change, but I just stay in position and stuck my cock in her and start griding in spoons.  Rubbed her clit.

    Changed to doggy and it carries on being a boring fuck.  She’s arse up, spread wide open and on her elbows.  I’m just fucking slow pace feeling nothing.  Rubber her arse hole (no thumb inside) and also reached round to play with her, which she didn’t like after a while.   Tried to get her off her elbows in my chest with no success.

    Flipped her round into mish and fucked slow.  Eyes closed and just saying “yes, OK and cum”.  Put her hands on my tits to pinch as I fucked away with no interest.  She’s fully zoned out not making any sense.  For piss take I asked, “can I put my cock in your arse”, to which she replied “yes”.  :lol:   Wasn’t going to attempt.

    Anyway, was getting a little boring so starting fucking deep and at a quicker pace to fire one in the bag, with her saying “cum, cum, cum”.  :wacko:

    On the way out, asked mamasan if they changed weekly, to which she was replying “OK”.     :dash:

    Door to door:  15mins on the dot.

    Conclusion:  Neutral.  Better off having a wank with a fleshlight whilst looking at her pics, saving the £40 for dinner.  You can fuck her all positions but there’s zero feedback.  Just “Yes, OK and Cum” with no eye contact.  If she showed a little interest, it would be positive.   

    Everything is polite with a nice location, so will keep an eye on the weblink to see if anymore hotties rock up.

    Pic of VS listing for the record.  The weblink is the girl they on site.  I believe they switch weekly on a Monday.


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    London / Honeyliz - Gants Hill
    « by schlong118118 on October 20, 2026, 07:15:10 am »
    Location - House few minutes from gantshill station

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    services - paid £80 for 30 minutes oral covered and covered sex ( was rushed out in 15 minutes)  . has extras all extra £30 owo , licking and kissing

    comms - is done by her maid

    the punt - Got there at agreed time and text the maid im there. was told wait 10 minutes so i come back and honeyliz let me in 10 mins later. give her the money and she strips off and starts with covered BJ. she did few seconds then wanted sex but i told her not yet laid down and she carry on sucking was bit better she going deeper and was starting to enjoy it. after 2 minutes she wanted switch to sex and lubed up and hopped on top riding was ok but i wanted her to carry on with blowjob. then she got off after few minutes she seemed tired and she wanted me get on top of her. I told her i want a BJ. she saying 10 minutes left. I had only been there 10 minutes and i got there on time but i was told to wait 10 minutes so she was trying to charge me from the time booked when its her and maid fault if they was busy and let me in late. I showed her my phone and the message saying to wait 10 minutes she saying "you make problem" in her broken english and muttering something in another language think Portuguese. Her attitude was making me go soft. I just thought i try and cum and just leave dont want be around this moody bitch much longer. managed to get hard and pounded her in doggy which was nice. bust a nut around 15 minutes. cleaned up and complained to her about rushing. she say she going in December and i left. 

    positives - she has a nice ass for doggy and let me pound her hard 

    negatives - she has bad attitude now like she dont want to be there and moody. first time i saw her she was much better more engaging, cheerful smiling and not rushing me. This time i was rushed and short changed my time by 15 minutes and would not do more than 2 minutes of Blowjob.

    overall - I will not be seeing her again and do not recommend. hope she fucks off to Brazil and is replaced by someone else lol. for a pump and dump she will do and works late. maybe she was tired thats why she was bit moody im not sure. anyway i expect to get the time i paid for.

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    South East / Honey - Annabellas's - Milton Keynes
    « by LondonerW1 on October 20, 2026, 04:44:51 am »
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    Session Parameters:
    Oct '26
    1 Hour. 140 GBP + 20 GBP for CIM

    First Contact & Booking:
    Arranging this via WA was an absolute breeze. Desk operator was incredibly warm, responsive, and professional from the very first message. No bureaucratic vetting or weird questions and clear communication that set a fantastic tone before I even arrived.

    The Environment:

    The venue was clean, highly discreet, and well presented. It felt genuinely welcoming and private, allowing me to completely relax the moment the door opened. Free, easy parking nearby was a massive bonus.

    The Stunning Hostess:
    Honey is an absolute goddess and 100% true to her photos, in fact, she looks even better in person. She has a spectacular natural aesthetic with juicy enhanced boobs, an incredible physique, and a magnetic smile that instantly lights up the room. She smells divine and dresses beautifully, exuding absolute class and sensuality.

    The Ultimate Experience:
    This was the absolute gold standard of service, effortlessly surpassing any premium vanilla/PSE expectations. Honey is incredibly passionate and generous with her time. Sensational GFE/PSE with deep, passionate DFK, seamless OWO, and a mind-blowing CIM finish.

    There was absolutely no clock-watching or rushing whatsoever. She is highly attentive, incredibly affectionate, and completely into it. We spent plenty of time exploring each other's bodies, laughing, and sharing genuine warmth. Her enthusiasm on top is unmatched, she genuinely enjoys her craft and makes you feel like the only man in the world. The connection was electric from start to finish.

    The Verdict:
    A flawless 10/10 masterpiece of a booking. Honey provides an unforgettable, high-energy experience filled with genuine warmth and top-tier service. Every single penny of the 160 GBP was well spent. I am already planning my next visit, an absolute must-book.

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    East England / Nicolle_DiamonD - Hemel Hempstead
    « by LondonerW1 on October 20, 2026, 04:35:36 am »
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    Booking Details:
    Oct '26. 1 Hour. 140 GBP

    Arrangements & Logistics:
    Exchange via WA text. Delayed replies, sounded arrogant and entirely robotic. Be prepared to give your ethnicity, race, which felt a bit weird and off-putting.

    The Setup & Venue:
    Standard run-down apartment complex. Paid parking nearby is a hassle. Was quickly hurried inside because another SP was present in the unit, instantly killing any sense of discretion or privacy.

    Appearance & Vibe:
    Total catfish situation compared to her portfolio. Though it’s technically her with fake tits, she carries far more weight in person and has a very heavy jawline, funny enough she identifies her figure as petite :D. She looks like someone who used to be stunning but completely let herself go. She showed zero passion, looked totally checked out, and delivered a bottom-tier performance.

    The Encounter:
    This fell significantly short of a standard vanilla encounter. No kissing at all let alone DFK, no CIM, no DT, and absolutely no OWO. To make things worse, she greedily tried to shake me down for an additional £30 just to do OWO, which completely ruined the atmosphere.

    The entire appointment was a textbook case of a provider just clocking in. No intimacy or affection whatsoever. The absolute low point occurred when I requested she lay back so I could focus on her body, only for her to immediately start scrolling through her mobile phone. Utterly unprofessional. While her movement on top was functional, the entire vibe remained strictly business. Frosty departure with zero rapport.

    Final Verdict:
    An incredibly poor experience and a total waste of £140. Between the phone distraction, the low-effort service, and the shameless up selling, it was a massive disappointment. I severely regret staying and recommend avoiding her.

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    London / Marita - Bayswater
    « by Topy09 on October 20, 2026, 01:37:30 am »
    Time: A few weeks ago
    Cost: 15 mins £100

    Girl: Young fit Latina. Nice shape and attitude.

    Estate in Bayswater. Bed was quite low and annoying but whatever.  Into the action, I got in she gave me a hug then smelt my perfume and said “delicioso” and started FK on the spot this lasted for around 3 mins.  She was wearing her gym outfit and prompted me to take it off.   OW was ok, nothing special then got into the sex and boy can she ride she glided effortlessly.  Into doggy and the low bed made the position awkward but she took it well and was throwing it back.  Finished in the bag cleaned up and she gave me more FK complementing my perfume again. I then proceeded to pick her up whilst FK and she said next time we’ll fuck like this.



    Would I return?  Yes - purely to fuck her in that position and for her enthusiasm

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    South East / Julia - Annabellas's - Milton Keynes
    « by LondonerW1 on October 20, 2026, 12:29:39 am »
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    Date of Visit: Couple of weeks back

    Duration: 30 minutes (no extras)

    Overall Rating: 7/10

    Tracking Julia online requires a bit of a geography lesson. She started out as Romanian on the MKE website, pivoted to a broader Eastern European label, and is currently marketing herself as Spanish. We all know why she’s hiding the original passport, the Romanian reputation precedes itself :lol:, but regardless of the strategic re branding, the actual service is decent.

    In person, she looks okay-got some tattoos and got visible c-section scars, and puts you at ease immediately, though it's worth noting she smokes, so the smell of smoke can linger sometimes.

    Before getting started, she actually takes the time to chat about your likes and dislikes. The session itself was relaxed and confident as we moved through a few different positions. She does get a bit tired after a hard shag, but the pacing was fine and it never felt like she was just watching the clock. French kissing was moderate and the oral was okay-ish, not the very best but will get you hard.

    Afterwards, there was no rush to the door. We just chilled and chatted. She has a great personality and is genuinely easy to talk to.

    Conclusion: A decent, unrushed session. However, I'd not see again!

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    Yorkshire & the Humber / NaughtyxxRuby - Leeds
    « by Ricky_Spanish on October 19, 2026, 11:34:34 pm »
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    Location: Leeds incall
    Price: £200 for 1 hour

    I'm new here and thought I'd make my first review an uncontroversial one on someone memorable, though it was some months ago now, so my memory might not be 100%. Anyways...

    Comms - I got a reply on AW swiftly and managed to arrange a booking a week or so in advance with no issues whatsoever. Very professional for someone likely to be inundated with messages

    Location - An apartment in Leeds, easy enough to get to, and I didn't see another soul in the building, so good marks for discretion as well.

    Appearance - Truly breathtaking; I hadn't subscribed to the private gallery and so had not expected to see such a beautiful face. A slim, petite figure and lovely long blonde hair. Fake breasts stop me from saying complete perfection, but they are well done and a size that fits her small frame, so I wouldn't even say they are negative, even though natural is always better. Honestly though, 10/10 in any fair-minded person's book. Stated age is 22 and seems spot on to me.

    Personality - Unbelievably, Ruby is also a genuinely lovely girl. Just talking to her is a delight - really bubbly and friendly. Ended up talking to her during sex, which I never do, and we even continued our chat after I left for a couple of lengthy messages. I was conscious not to take the piss and waste her time, but honestly, she's funny and really lovely.

    Action - Considering what I've said to this point, she could probably get away with phoning in her performance, but not a bit of it. Actual proper DFK for a true GFE, deepthroating like a champ, up for any position, has energy to burn and always provides service with a smile. At no point rushed me, even as the hour was drawing to a close.

    Verdict - Always makes me cringe to read "treat her well gentlemen", but I could easily say it myself for Ruby. She is the gold standard in escorting, with a slight premium on price compared to others, but well worth the extra few notes. I can't see billionaires getting much better than this - 100% recommend

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    London / Mia - Healthy Massage, Hornsey N8
    « by Hansolo69 on October 19, 2026, 11:14:29 pm »

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    Don't think the website is working.
    You can find info if you use Google - if you really want to.

    Massage shop at the Hornsey end of Middle Lane, N8.

    Well after reading the previous glowing review I thought that sounded great and wanted to try for myself.

    This experience reminded me again why I no longer punt in the UK.

    The shop is very small, the massage room was like a boxroom, not enough toom for Mia to walk around the massage table.

    Mia was not what I had pictured in my mind - definitely 30+ age wise and more of a woman than a girl.  Had I seen her before paying I would have walked.
    She was pleasant but really didn't do anything for me.
    Massage was average, not helped by a cool room and being situated right next to the front door and reception.

    Nothing sensual at all on face down mode.

    Mia offered me extras on the flip-over but I really had no interest.
    Can't remember the last time I had a massage and no stirring of the old fella.
    She seemed disappointed I just wanted a normal massage and even lowered her prices.  I replied maybe next time.  Knowing I'd never return.

    All in all a wasted journey and £50 for an hours massage which was probably over priced.





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    East Midlands / Lauren-Queen-26 - Nottingham
    « by Nottsgent88 on October 19, 2026, 11:07:43 pm »
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    This meet happened a couple of weeks ago, still in the same place in Radford NG7.

    I've not been to see Lauren in a few years and really fancied a no nonsense blow job. Fired off a text, all arranged within a few messages and about an hour later I'm walking through the door.

    She's put on a little weight since I last saw her but I find her attractive in a naughty mild next door kind of way. Door opened straight away on arrival, followed her upstairs with a quick chit chat. Popped the tokens on the side and she sat on the edge of the bed whilst I undressed. Walked over and received the quick wipe down with wipes which I don't mind.
    She started sucking me and it wasn't long before I was hard, good technique and no teeth as mentioned in other reviews. She grabbed my arse to pull me in which I love, another turn on was the fact it was a hot day so although the blinds were closed the kept blowing open with the windows being open so it made it feel a bit naughtier knowing passers by might get a glimpse of what we're up to lol.
    She let me know I had a few minutes left( my only slight criticism) and a couple of minutes later I blew a week's worth straight in her mouth, she swallowed every drop with a cheeky wink, cleaned me up with the wipes . We had a little chit chat as I got dressed and she asked me to come back soon to fuck her next time and I was on my way with a spring in my step.

    Paid £30 as advertised.

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    London / Ruby tantric pleasure - Holborn
    « by john69se on October 19, 2026, 10:23:36 pm »
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    Saw her over the last few weeks.

    Have been a bit disappointed in tp over the last few months. Feel as though quite a few of the best girls have moved on. Ruby is a lovely looking girl. Stunning body, terrific ass. Friendly and accommodating however the massage itself was very meh. Her skills weren’t enough to build the anticipation for tantric. On the turn the sight of her playing with my member was a great sight but overall hard to give it anything higher than a 7/10 due to her skills. Giving it a neutral as the experience was not very memorable.

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    West Midlands / Lotus spa Willenhall, nr wolves
    « by Rangers54 on October 19, 2026, 10:08:25 pm »
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    Asked about this Place, on regional. Didn't get much feedback so decided to toftt,

    Messaging was awful to be fair, called and got a vaguely english speaking lady which sounded quite manly. I went to text and she was not much better but gathered I wanted appointment at willenhall shop, presumably part of another group of these type of establishments

    I got appointment and said I would be there in 20 mins.

    Shop is on a main area in willenhall with lots of eyes and other businesses. I just strolled up and entered shop.

    Woman approx 35 + came to me and was welcoming but very hard looking thai lady. Some might say butch, I asked for toilet, noticed a younger girl and more attractive in another room.

    Came out and ushered into a nice room with ambient lighting and clean smelling. Very new business I think. Told to undress and get on bed

    I went bare naked and lay face down. She came in and put towel over my arse and started. Told her my lower back was hurting. Exposed my arse and massaged everything, cheeks of ass was given a good massage but no hints of going between them or between my legs. I was hoping for a wsws, but it was a no go. The massage was a really decent one to be fair. She opened my legs and did inner thighs and got close but not close enough to touch the balls or anything. Even on turn over my cock showed interest but she wasnt close to even mistakenly touching him.

    So to conclude. The massage was 60 quid ( very expensive) nice clean place ( very new) 2 girls, one butch, other young and attractive but only glimpsed her. Massage very good, no signs of naughty touches or extra attractions. Needs more people  to see if extras are available. But at 60 quid for hour I suggest its not going to be a place I will go to test the waters any further. I'll stick to pure in wednesfield for my guaranteed massage and extras but hope to hear if others get options

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    North West / Lamia - Whitefield
    « by rubberduck221 on October 19, 2026, 10:06:51 pm »
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    £70 for 30mins

    Services: DFK, OWO, FS, RO, Fingering

    Communication:

    Whatsapp, easy communication.

    Venue:

    Indigo Nile.

    Clean and fit for purpose.

    The dreaded stairs mentioned in other reviews aren't that bad, it's pretty quiet behind the shops.

    Looks:

    Lady in her 40s.

    Slim.

    B cup breasts.

    I found her really attractive.

    The punt:

    More of a shy personality but is conversational if you lead the way.

    Always friendly throughout.

    Shower seemed to be mandatory, which I didn't mind.

    It's all the same room so she's lying on the bed naked watching me shower.

    I found it quite hot.

    Almost like she was the client and I was the entertainment.

    DFK was great, really intimate kissing. Not tonsil tennis, but really passionate.

    Amazing chemistry.

    RO she was wet, shaking and moaning. Really responsive like other reviews mention.

    Felt like civie sex.

    Allowed gentle fingering.

    OWO was bang average, no complaints but also no compliments.

    Doesn't seem to go far with her mouth, if you're looking for deep throat this might not be it.

    Sex with her on top and she really  goes for it.

    Great stamina really building up a sweat with the same orgasmic reactions from her.

    How much is put on I have no idea, but she's either cumming all the time or an unbelievable actress.

    Few different positions and finish in the bag.

    CONS:
    Nothing

    PROS:
    Passionate sex
    She's really responsive

    Superb.

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    North West / MissEmaFox - Warrington Outcall
    « by PussyLover789 on October 19, 2026, 09:54:58 pm »
    I've just noticed another punter posted a review on Miss Ema Fox & mine was also a reverse booking at £220, Ema was one of the dozen girls who placed a bid,  Ema has bidded on my RB before but last time i chose to see Saskia but this time i thought i'd go for it, Ema's comms are quite good she arrived 10 mins early & whatsapped me to say she was outside, i could see ema from my hotel room window and i wasn't disappointed from what i saw, She has a sweet sexy voice Ema is just like her profile pictures with a nice peachy ass, she greeted me with a big hug and several compliments, We sat on the bed for a few minutes chatting about this and that, she went into the the bathroom to change and came out wearing a bright pink thong with matching bra, (WOW)  we started kissing and her kissing is nice with tongues, her BJs are nice and sloppy but not deep, I then asked ema to lay on her back and play with herself whilst i put the condom on and she can also lick her nipples, on with the condom with her legs on my shoulders and started pumping away! Ema sets an alarm for her time and it went off whilst we were still at it but she did allow me to cum, so i took the condom off and came in her mouth which i believe she did enjoy, in fact ema asked me if she could have a shower before she left and she did ask me to join her which i did,  So would i see emma again? probably not, & my reason for this is that i like Doggy and Reverse Cowgirl and ema doesn't offer these services, she told me she doesn't offer it because someone took their condom off and tried to bareback her, Ema is a really nice person and I would see her again but only if she offered doggy and reverse cowgirl but i wouldn't pay her asking price of £300    External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

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    South East / Carmen x - Guernsey
    « by madmania on October 19, 2026, 09:15:33 pm »
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    Thought I’d write a review as there hasn’t been a new one since 2022. I have been seeing her for years but didn’t bother previously as she always alluded to retiring. But seemingly without fail another tour schedule pops up a few months later. I guess she’s never quitting at this rate, so enjoy my update.

    Price:
    £250 hour but with extensive list of pricey extras

    Comms:
    Great, always by WhatsApp. Responsive and good English. A couple of times I’ve had to reschedule or change a time (always with notice) and she’s been very good and helpful about it.

    Location:
    The good non-town hotel. If you’ve ever punted on island you’ll know it as all the regular girls use it.

    Services granted:
    Kissing (lips, not FK nor DFK)
    OWO
    RO
    Rimming (free to give to her, extra to receive which I didn’t partake in)
    Handjob
    Sex multiple positions
    CIM (extra)
    Snowballing (extra)
    Anal (extra)
    Watersports (extra)

    Appearance:
    The highlight, what a stunner. Gorgeous girl, ridiculous figure, bolt ons, few tattoos on her back. Stated age is 28 but math dictates that given she was 26 in 2015 she’s going to be late 30s now. She could pass for early 30s though. Last two visits her weight has dropped from very skinny to skeletal so hopefully she’s okay.

    Meets:
    Decided to amalgamate my multiple experiences with her and report on that. She is a consistent provider and as such feel it is more beneficial to cover everything I’ve done with her and all my experiences rather than give a blow by blow of a single meeting.

    Overall, Carmen is a very solid provider. Her oral is always top notch, and sex with her is always an enjoyable energetic affair. She comes dressed to impressive with immaculate make up. She seems to enjoy RO without being over the top. Sometimes it seems like I’ve made her cum, usually she finishes by hand and sometimes it’s clear she’s not looking to orgasm. Doesn’t fake it, as far as I can tell.

    She has a timid demeanour which means you’ll get the most out of the session by leading the charge and guiding/telling her what you want to do. I learnt over time that she’s actually pretty up for things, so despite appearing nervous she’s actually an experienced vet who isn’t phased by many of the things I’ve suggested over the years. I’ve always found her accommodating and that’s very appreciated.

    The clear downside is the cost of her extras and whilst ive sampled all of them (except rimming), honestly none are worth it. Don’t get me wrong they are good, but not £50/60/100 good. Anal especially isn’t worth it, she doesn’t like it and it shows. CIM is probably the best of the lot in terms of bang for your buck but honestly just spaff on her excellent tits and get yourself a slap up meal after with the money you save. She is good at watersports too if that’s your thing.

    Carmen both is and isn’t a clockwatcher. By that I mean you will absolutely get your time, and she happy for sexual activity the whole time and the effort put in doesn’t dip. But don’t expect a minute more, she is very keen on not overstaying. Which honestly is fair, but make sure if you want to shower at the end you leave yourself a few minutes at the end for one.

    Carmen is friendly enough, has some conversation and always puts in fantastic effort no matter when I’ve seen her. I’m never quite sure if she actually hates me though lol because she always has a smile but twice the mask has slipped when she’s annoyed. Once when I got spunk all on her sheets (fair) and once when I took ages to cum and ran over time. But as soon as the mask drops it goes straight back on, which is why I’m never actually sure if shes actually friendly or just a great actress.

    Summary:
    Beautiful girl, expensive but honestly great service. Avoid the extras and just have a fun full hour shagging someone who could be a model. Or let her take you balls deep in her mouth whilst she looks up into your eyes.

    Recommended!  :thumbsup:

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    South East / Lucy, mei-wellbeing, crawley
    « by jhgdwfwiuhsd on October 19, 2026, 08:58:43 pm »
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    £55 for the hour massage + £40 for extras 

    Full body oil massage, naked, hand relief 
    end of Sept 2026 late afternoon

    Decent, low-key experience. Nothing spectacular, but Lucy was pleasant, the place was clean, and it felt relaxed rather than rushed or mechanical. Nice attitude throughout.

    COMMS
    Straightforward. I rang the number on the website, said I was looking for a massage

    The Venue
    Small commercial unit along shopping parade - was quiet when I went. Reception is basic but tidy, with a couple of chairs and a small desk. The room itself is clean, warm, decent-sized with a proper massage table, fresh towels, oil, and a small sink area. Lighting is soft rather than harsh. Shower available if you want one beforehand. Overall better maintained than a lot of the cheaper parlours.

    Lucy - Petite Chinese woman, early 30s, slim and small-framed, around 5'1–5'2. Natural small breasts, flat stomach, nice legs for her size. Long dark hair tied back. Soft face with a gentle smile, light makeup, and a quiet, friendly manner. Speaks clear enough English for the basics. She comes across as calm and unhurried rather than bored or transactional.

    Shower first if you want it. Back on the table face down for a proper oil massage – she worked the shoulders, back, and legs with decent pressure for her size, not just a light rub. After a while she asked me to turn over and asked if I'd like more - I don't think more was on offer than a HJ

    Required paperwork first. Continued the massage across the chest and stomach, then the hands drifted lower.  She stripped the towel completely so I was fully naked. The hand job itself was unhurried and reasonably skilled – good grip, varied pace, and she used oil properly. She stayed close, maintained eye contact at times, didn't mind rubbing through clothes, boobs and bum and seemed content to take her time rather than racing to finish. No kissing or oral offered, and she didn’t push for more. Finished cleanly with a warm towel. 

    Afterwards she was still friendly, no sudden rush to get me out the door. Overall a relaxed hour with a pleasant girl who made the extras feel natural rather than awkward. Not the most exciting session I’ve had, but for the price and the attitude it was fine.

    300
    Scotland / Chaya Thai Sen Massage Therapy - Glasgow
    « by Glesgaboy on October 19, 2026, 06:36:05 pm »
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    Recent 1 hour massage and HE £55 & £20 = £75

    Thanks Kev for spotting this one and I was keen to try her as Glasgow needs a good Massage & HE SP with no haggling.
    However as my Neutral rating indicates it didn't tick all of those boxes and it wasn't that great.

    Comms - a bit slow as she is shut on Monday and then had other comms gaps.  But I got booked.

    Girl - mid 40's slim , pretty.  Had some work done on her wrinkle free face and a pair of firm bolt-ons.

    Venue  - is ok, fairly discreet.  No shower.  Toilets - don't know, but they are in the building ( not the room) somewhere i guess.  As it is a high ceiling room, it was on the cool side, and that'll only get worse as winter kicks in.  She did have warm oil and a heated blanket under me , but it didn't address the issue fully.

    Service - The massage was ok.  No better or worse.  If she has been trained, it don't show.
    As we approached the end she didn't offer a HE, so I asked.
    She said £25 and agreed £20.  It was average, not helped by the cold room and it was a bit rushed due to lack of time left.
    As you would expect of me, i did manage a fumble over her clothes of her ass and tits, purely to test the boundaries and report back. :hi:

    She wiped me up and I left. She tried to up sell me to 90 mins sports massage (more ££££) next time!
    So clearly her flat rate business model ain't part of her ongoing business plan.

    I wont be back. :hi:

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