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North West / BBC Angel - Salford
« by Hesellsseashells on June 06, 2026, 09:35:37 am »
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Note she has a number of profiles all with the number +447598233331.

Booked an hour for £200 requesting Top + her cum.  TBF I got what I asked for but left disappointed after 30mins.

Positives: looks as advertised minus obvs photo enhancements all of which are from 5 years ago.   

Summary: Good comms, decent location in Salford and the promise of a 10 inch dick had me feeling very optimistic.

Tayra was dressed in gym wear which she whipped off immediately, promising affectionate start but then she was reluctant  to engage in passionate kissing.  Okay I thought that's not happening so let's have a suck on that 10inch monster. Turned out to be about 7inches IMO. 

Before long she wanted me in doggy so she could fuck me.  This was going well but after 5-10 mins she pulled out and it was clear that was the end of the shagging.

We lie on the bed and she starts watching porn and wanking.  I'm left to do the same which isn't remotely doing it for me.

After she had cum I thought well that's all that's clearly happening today so I got dressed and left.  I didn't cum which says a lot as thats probably only been the case in 2 or 3 punts ever.

Overall a disappointing punt with a nice girl that wasn't really up for a proper session.

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I've seen Champagne a couple of times previously in Peterborough she offers full service with a superb deep tissue massage which I have enjoyed and recommended. When I saw she was in MK I sent her a message requesting a following day booking. All agreed for next day mid afternoon and confirmed the following morning with her sending details of her postcode and street. Fantastic (or so I thought).

I was blue pilled up and confirmed that I was on route to her 40 mins before the appointed time and set off. When I arrived, I'd received a text from her saying could I come tomorrow! WTF. I tried messaging and calling but no answer. .

I didn't have a plan B lined up - my bad. Had a quick scout across AW and VS but decided to go home and save my cash for another day.

Walking around Tesco on the way home with a chemically induced boner isn't recommended!  :sarcastic:

She's now back in Peterborough. I would still go and see her but would have an alternative lined up just in case.

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London / Chanel, 007escorts, Bayswater
« by stampjones on June 06, 2026, 09:22:17 am »
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I don't see straight up escorts that much these days but when I do, I do like a Thai and I've always found 007 to be a really decent agency. Not much choice but usually good service. Chanel was no different.

I arranged 30 minutes at her flat in Bayswater for 100. Everything included. No extras. The flat is small but discrete. Low lighting as usual in such places probably to hide the fact that she's a lot older than her photos. In fact racially she looked very old but her body was like that of a 30 year old. Very tight and smooth skinned. Fake tits but reasonably well done.

We got straight down to action. Her english is pretty non existent. DFK and then onto owo. I'd say this is her best service. Amazingly good. Lots of licking, sucking, kissing of balls and cock. I could easily have just cum there and then. As she was doing this I was sitting on the bed and she was in front of me so got a great view of ass and pussy in the mirror. Very hot.

She then got me to lie back on the bed. More kissing and bj. I was planning to go for straight sex but I had my finger in her ass hole and she asked if I wanted anal. Not usually a fan but I thought why not. Fuck me it felt amazing. Didn't last long at all.

The only real (minor) downside to the whole thing was she had to climb off and rummage in a drawer to find a condom which was a bit annoying but otherwise was a great experience.

Jumped in the shower which was well equipped and spacious got dressed and bid goodbye.

Definite positive. Would I return? I'd definitely consider it. Only reason it's not a definite yes is that facially she does look really old. OTOH that body wouldn't look out of place on a 30 something

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East Midlands / Miss Brooke - Nottingham
« by ringer on June 06, 2026, 09:14:43 am »
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Bigs herself up a lot as being witty, professional, likes to make you comfortable etc - and has big tits. Thought she sounded ideal, knew I'd be in Nottingham on Friday so phoned and then booked on AW a few days prior. Had been really looking forward to this. One hour for £130

Confirmed by text on the morning - this was after she tried calling me unexpectedly - first red flag. On my way there got delayed - it is normally a 90 min journey - and I texted an hour before due to start saying I'd be 5 mins late. Then for some reason my satnav took me to the wromg place - an adjacent but not connected road. Then I found my phone only intermittently responding. Then she kept calling me, all irate that I wasnt there. Told her I was in wrong place and she just kept shouting the postcode. Eventually I got to the right address and she was still blowing up my phone all irate that I wasnt there nad had gone to the wring address. Her final instruction was go to the tree and see the door with steps and a clock above - well there are lots of trees - but she was blowing up my phone because I hadnt found the right one. I eventually walked into her place 16 minutes late. She did not stop having a go, saying she'd never had such a bad experience and about how I'd lost her money as she cancelled another client - like WTF!!!

Her flat is basement in a large old mansion , door was open for me, she was inside in nice lingerie, lots of red lipstick and showed me the bedroom which did have an ensuite shower.

She said I suppose you only want half hour - I tried offering her £100 for 30 mins but she just did not stop moaning about losing money so I gave her the full £130 and said I've booked from 1 till 2 and paid in full. My fault I was late. I really wasn't feeling this, and in hindsight should have just walked. But I booked for the hour and paid for the hour as I said I would. Did she stop moaning? Only occasionally. She said lets get on with it then, strip off and get on the bed. I did consider freshening up but she was keen to get on and I just went with the flow. Mistake, I knew I showered and clened my teeth before I came.

She then positioned herself between my legs so i couldn't reach her and started with a hand job, then put a condom on and started OW. I had told her all along I have ED, and with her attitude it really wasnt helping. She took every opportunity she could to piss me off. Constant moaning about how awful I was. Got her tits out when I said I'd been looking forward to playing with them - then when I told her how wonderful they are and she just said - 'they are fake you know' - she was clearly not enjoying any of this and was making it perfectly obvious. As I felt them she said how sensitive/sore they are so stop - I was being gentle. I went in for a kiss and she pulled away and said not if your not fresh. I had to ask to see her pussy, and as soon as I touched it she said 'oh no'. Basically she set me up, I should have insisted on a quick freshen up before we started. So she was obstructive and creating a bad vibe all along. After about 15 mins she stopped and said it just wasnt working for her. Well that was perfectly obvious. No acknowlegement though that I had paid for a service. I do understand that sometimes the SP wont be feeling it with a client, but they are being paid a tidy sum and should act as if they are enjoing it. But I wasnt going to get into an argument.

I'd paid for the full hour from 1 till 2pm. I arrived at 1:16pm, paid her the £130, got a lot of obstruction from her, couldnt get hard, and was back in the car at 1:45pm. My mistake for being late, my error arriving in the wrong place, and my issue with ED - but her shitty attitude throughout even after being paid just maked this whole experience a big Negative from me, I should have just walked and not wasted my money. Lesson learnt.

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West Midlands / Halima - Erotic Studio Birmingham
« by michaeldhm on June 06, 2026, 08:51:35 am »
Was briefly in Brum in May and decided to try External Link/Members Only since I could not be bothered to navigate the offers in AW or elsewhere.

It's in a not very fragrant area of the city, a short walk from  the centre.

Of the ladies on duty Halima was the most engaging, and conversation was interesting. She is a lot more attractive than the photos on their website indicate. I opted to the £140 service without really knowing what it entailed for the hour.

Anyway, it was an hour of passionate sex, and Hallima is both attentive and amazingly multi-orgasmic. This is one experience I want to return to if and when I can be in the city.

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East England / Lacy Bubbles - Bedford
« by cunningman on June 06, 2026, 08:18:18 am »
£60, 30 minutes - £10 extra for CIM.  Its not listed but Swallow is: go figure.

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Reasonable parking, residential street, the house needs her to get on with the redecoration but I wasn't there for interior design.

The photos are accurate but the only one where she's not hiding how much she's carrying is the black and white side shot on the front.  She's a big girl.

I was there for oral - she tasted good and seemed to enjoy it, allowed a finger.

And then - she went to town on me, and its an easy positive.   She spat in the bathroom.  No idea is swallow is additional extra, I was giggling at that point.

Good find at the price point, and easy to talk to.

I will almost certainly return.


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Yorkshire & the Humber / Lara TS- Doncaster
« by Snagbadjer on June 06, 2026, 08:07:47 am »
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Thanks to the two previous reviewers who convinced me this one was worth a shot.

Agreement
£100 for 30 minutes.

Comms
Via WhatsApp. Asked for a time and got a quick reply. Address came soon after. Was let in on time and given clear instructions for the keypad on the door.

Location
Shit hole. Central Doncaster. It's a ghetto now and looks nothing like it did twenty years ago. Flat next to a shop. Was busy when I went but no one paid me any mind as I went in. There is a security camera pointing directly at the main door as you walk in. I Wore cap and sunglasses and had my T-shirt over my face as I walked up the stairs past it.

The SP
Bit bigger than the photos suggest, a tad older, smidge rougher in the flesh. BUT fit enough and has an attractive energy and an enticing voluptuous body and an engaging smile. Well into her thirties, large bolt on tits, few tattoos here and there. Greeted me in lingerie. Medium length black hair. Hygiene was impeccable and she smelt very nice. She's Brazilian but lives in France (speaks fluent French), English is non-existent. Has a nice friendly vibe and a pleasant attitude.

The meet
Started with some prolonged foreplay. She got hard eventually and then stayed hard until she came later. Length about 5-6 inches.

OW on me was really good. She DTs with ease. It was so good I could have probably just stayed like that for half the meet but I was there for the fucking.

Started in doggy and built up a rhythm. DFK was on tap throughout and she loved having her nipples worked over. After a few minutes of standard mish, legs on shoulders, holding her hip, legs out in the 10-2 position etc. she came really hard while I was fucking her. Not a huge load but what seemed like a powerful orgasm for her.

Switched to standing doggy with her on the bed which was a great sight, then lowered her down for prone bone. After having cummed, she wanted me to cum too but I had a bit of time remaining so asked to carry on for a bit at a gentle pace.

It was clear she was sensitive being fucked after cumming. I should have got her to finish me off with her mouth because of her amazing oral skills, but I couldn't resist unloading in her (covered) in missionary as I necked her.

Meet over within 25 minutes and I had a quick wash and got out of there.

Would recommend for anyone into Amazonian types with a gentle demeanour. She told me she can be dominant too. But with me she was really submissive and I got the sense that she loves being fucked in a GFE type of way.

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I usually avoid VS and have had too many disappointing visits to Thai/Chinese masseurs off it - dingy rooms with cheap beds and rushed ineffectual massage followed by cursory and unsexy HJ or more. But passing through the area I let my desire for a massage and a tug get the better of me!

Paid £70 for half hour

In a modern apartment block near the railway stay, usual rigmarole of multiple messages getting gradually led to correct location with some hanging around looking odd

Girl was very nice, cute and attractive, early-mid twenties, nothing like the advert pic of course

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Massage was good, quite therapeutic for the time we had, all the attention was on my back with no reach unders etc. I'm always pleased and feel I get my money's worth if I at least get a decent massage for what would have been £50 without the rest.

Then asked to turn over and straight into playing with my cock while she sucked my nipples. Condom on and she gave a great bj, lots of eye contact, sucked my balls a few times, soft fake moaning but it felt like she was into it.

Then she climbed on top and rode me, and I finished in doggy.

After cleanup she gave me some more work on my legs, peck on the lips, shower and I was off, a happy man.

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Took place in the last 7 days.

A new place to me that turned up on a Google map search, BSE being a bit of an unknown quantity to me.

£55 for 1 hour, plus £60 extras B2B and HJ.
Booked via text 30 minutes before, very quick response.

Lady was called Moma. About 5’2”, long black hair, B cup boobs with very responsive nipples, trimmed bush. 2 tattoos: Big fish across her back, small bird on her right front shoulder. C-section scar. Sadly she had slight smoker’s breath. Speaks very little English, used a translator on her phone. Wearing black trousers and tshirt.

Location is about 5 minutes walk from the town centre, almost opposite a pub, thought an outer door into an alley then around the back of the building and up 4 flights of external stairs to a top floor maisonette.

2 massage rooms with what is obviously the family bathroom inbetween. Nice and clean.
Another punter arrived about 2 minutes after me and I heard a second lady greet him.

Room was a nice and cool which given the blistering heat was very welcome, wide table but no hand basin.

Stripped off, masssge started with her pressing on my back, shoulders and legs then oiled up and she gave quite a good massage, medium pressure. She worked on my arms while they were by my side and it felt quite relaxing. She then sat inbetween my legs and gave them a good and relaxing massage, helped my hamstrings no end tbh.
40 minutes in the massage turned sensual. Finger nails pulled across my inner thighs, CC swipes and reach unders.
Then a straight offer of B2B and HJ. Offered  £60 which she accepted with a ‘pay now’ reply. Got up, paid and she undressed. Nice body. She oiled herself up, pulled my hand inbetween her legs (no inside she said) and pushed her boobs into my face for me to suck on her nipples. She seemed to get very aroused, nips very hard and pussy soaking and making the right noises. When I moved my hand away from her pussy she put it back saying ‘more, cum soon.’
She had said ‘no kissing’ but repeatedly kissed me on the lips which was not too pleasant due to her whiffy breath.

While I was pleasuring her she was working on my cock, balls and perineum. Plenty of oil and gentle rubbing and stroking. Just after she appeared to orgasm she used both hands to bring me to conclusion.

Moma then cleaned us both up and used the remaining time to massage my front thighs.

An out of the blue find, good massage and great extras. Only downside was the smoker’s breath.

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South East / Geeny Thai Lovely, Brighton
« by tomato sauce and waffles on June 06, 2026, 04:37:00 am »
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Paid £70 for 30 minutes, plus £20 extra for OWO.

Her place is around 10 to 15 minutes ways from Brighton station. Her door is next to a shop window. I managed to get in her place discreetly (there was someone sitting inside the shop, but they had their back against the shop window look at their phone). Her place's a small but a tidy studio flat.

Her pictures are very representative of her. Looks between 30 to 36 years old. Around a size 8. I think fake breasts, but they looked and felt real.

This punt happened a month ago when she was in Brighton. I went there for a massage and a blowjob, which she did both very well. Her massage indicated that she had some training before, she knew what she was doing. During the massage there was a lot sensual teasing. She had this technique where she would stroke my dick between her toes while breathing/kissing on my face. Her blowjob was good too. Attempted deepthroat and sucked my balls. This went on for while, eventually her alarm went off indicating the end of the session, but she said we can go overtime until I cum. I eventually came in her mouth, and she kept sucking way after I came (after she went to the bathroom to spit it out). So, no rushed service from her and was very accommodating.

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London / Mohini_Parak - Fulham
« by koshkaj on June 06, 2026, 01:50:12 am »
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Price paid: £220 for 60 mins
Services: DFK, OWO, RO, Protected Sex
Extras: None offered
When: April

Catching up on some reviews. Mohini's profile is currently down. No idea if she'll be back.

COMMS
Decent. Did mess me about a bit. Initially reached out and requested a booking for the next day, to which i was told to come now. Was not available now, so after some back and forth agreed a time the next day. Confirmed the following day and set off. On the tube she messaged me to tell to make sure i was not late. then 5 mins after messaged again to push my appointment back by 30 mins. Bit annoying, but as i was planning to walk from the nearest tube as i was very familiar with the area, no biggie, walked a bit slower. On-site took a few mins to open the door. Believe she does her own comms.

The Venue
Nice flat pretty. Recently decorated, pretty plush. Bedroom was spacious, big, firm bed and a 2-seater couch. Curtain drawn, so was a little dim. Bathroom was a little small, but was modern, good shower with gels and mouthwash.

The Girl
As her pics are no longer visible (she looks exactly the same) brief description. Small Nepalese girl around 5'1, brown skinned, youngish, age of 19 very believable. Natural B cups, slim with a few extra curves but overall tiny. Nice smile. Nice tush to round things off. Was wearing a black negligee. Looked good.

The Punt
Once inside, quick hug in greeting. Handed over the tokens, shower requested. On my towel-clad return she was fiddling with her phones which were buzzing constantly through the meet. Sat on the bed and Mohini sat on my lap. First words out of her mouth were "i hope you don't have a big dick". i asked her why and she said because big dicks hurt. asked if there are no guys in Nepal with a big cock and she said no. Told her i don't think i have a big dick, but others may take a different view. In either case i would not hurt her. We started snogging. She was enthusiastic with this. Varied with lip/FK/DFK which i enjoyed. Took space from time to time to look at you. Slipped her straps down and got a good feel of her tits. She sighed a bit. Gave them some mouth attention, then lay back and she removed my towel. Straight into OWO. This was very GF style. Took plenty of time to try licking, sucking at different paces. Stopped frequently to smile at me and whisper how much she liked l'il KK before resuming. Humpty and Dumpty also received their due attention. The BJ was not at the highest level, but her earnestness was appreciated. Felt at multiple times throughout the punt that she's not that experienced sexually, but she was a trier. She did stop at one point to answer a phone call, though.

Laid her down and removed the last of her clothing. Some DFK, tit play then down to her shaven snatch. No funky smells, all as expected. Ate her out for a while, fingers allowed. Mohini does not keep her legs still, she was constantly wrapping them around my head, or putting me in some kind of lock, feet on my shoulders, etc. Very responsive in her body and from the soft sounds she was making. Presently rendered me deaf as she had her legs over both ears as i got her off. Some more snogging then OWO. Told her i was ready and she rolled on the dom, and added some lube. CG first, struggled with depth initially but after taking some time to get comfortable relaxed a little. Very bouncy, good energy. Leaned in for more snogging, drew her in and fucked her from below. with handfuls of her arse. Pretty tight, could feel her squeezing around my cock. Rolled over for mish. Mohini is quite passive, so you need to lead into what you want. Flexible as you would expect, happy to be put into various poses on her back. Needed to add some more lube to ensure she was OK, did not pound her, kept things pretty measured with no issues.

Suggested doggy and we readjusted. Lube check, but she was OK. Held her waist, she pushed back quite a lot. All good with hands on shoulders as well. Into prone for a few mins, then back up into doggy. Increased the pace a bit and filled the bag. Lay back, and Mohini cleaned me up. Had a bit of a chat. Nothing of note as she is currently unavailable. Had not been working as an escort very long, used to be a waitress. Works with a friend. Had another shower then headed out.

Verdict: I went to see Mohini as a novelty punt as it's rare to see a SP of her origins. It was an OK experience, but not worth the high price, imo. Came away feeling quite underwhelmed with events. She is keen to please, submissive, but the overall experience, including the novelty value did not quite add up for me. The constant buzzing of phones along with her stopping proceedings to answer a call in one case were irritating. Would perhaps revisit if rates dropped a fair bit, will be more circumspect about novelty punts in the future.

Would advise anyone else booking for the SP stamp, should she return, to consider a shorter session.

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TOFTT.

Needed a P&D didn't really matter where, who or if it was alive.

Lured in by this red hair beauty... New it was too good for it to be true.

Cost 15 min £40
communication very swift, 
Location based in cmk south side of hub block of smelly flats,
Got text arrived at flats, just when I was about to head to the door another punter was waiting to be entered in (at this moment I figured I was going to get the 2nd lady working there) , I  carried on walking waiting a few minutes then approached the main building door.

Lady about 4,9 not sure if taller than Ronnie Corbett, size 16 maybe around mid 50s, looks 2/10
As this was a P&D and not really bothered I went ahead.

Session ow nice knew what she was doing and sex in missionary.

Kissing only a couple of pecks, and no clit stimulation she moved my hand away

Overall a nice friendly Spanish lady called Maria, action limited

I would put this down as a negative as bait and switch,

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West Midlands / Indian Kiran X - Walsall
« by GrandeFromage on June 05, 2026, 10:42:08 pm »
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I've never been with a South Asian girl before and had an eye on Kiran's profile for a while so decided to take the plunge with her a few weeks back.

Communications:
Very easy, called her that morning on the number up on her AW profile and she picked up straight away. Briefly discussed arrangements and then she told me where she was and to message her when I arrived. Turned up about five minutes early, let her know and then she called me to guide me to her room.

Location:
A hotel off J10 of the M6. I think it's *the* hotel off J10 of the M6 for this kind of activity. Extremely busy hotel with conference rooms, leisure facilities and a coffee shop so nobody notices and/or gives two hoots about someone coming in and out.

Looks:
Stunning body; huge boobs and a big BBL arse. I mean the look is very 'glamour' and fake but when she opens the door in lingerie and a tiny thong worries about authenticity go somewhat out the window. The stated age of 36 is perhaps a little generous (I would add the better part of a decade) but facially she's still very pretty and a genuinely attractive lady.

Service:
I paid £100 for a half hour.

We started with a brief naked massage (with some potentially risky political talk - it was just after the local elections - but it didn't sour the mood) before I turned over and spent some time playing with her amazing boobs before she moved down to perform OW while I enjoyed her arse and some light fingering. I asked to 69 but she said she doesn't receive oral as she doesn't like it. Now it is still on her likes list on AW (I would probably not have booked if it wasn't) but I didn't want to make a thing of it and appreciate I do wear a not insubstantial beard which may not be something she wanted near her nethers.

Moved on then to sex in a variety of positions. To be fair to her she does like to keep it fresh and we were changing around every couple of minutes which I didn't hate as it did help me last. Finished off stood up with her bent over the bed and the feel of slamming into that big bum really sent me over the edge. For the last position she did end up howling like to wake the dead which I appreciate some men might really enjoy but personally I know I'm not that good so I just found it off putting.

Finished up with a brief chat about plans for the day and quick freshen up in the bathroom and then i was off. Out the door probably 25 minutes after I went in but she wasn't shoving me out and I could likely have stayed and chatted for a bit had I felt the need.

Conclusion:
I'm a bit torn with this one. She's a friendly and attractive lady but the whole thing felt a little mechanical to me. Other punts I've had (which by the standards of this forum I appreciate are not very many) have all been more 'girlfriendy' whereas this felt a lot more like I was paying for sex. Which is an odd thing to complain about when that was what was happening but I hope you know what I mean. So I'm going with positive because I can't say I had a bad time and she delivered but I don't think I'll be going back.

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Visited this event this week. It is a weekly daytime party not far from Kings Cross.
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The event runs about 1.30-7pm. It is seventy quid until 4.30pm. After that £55.
There have been some posts commenting that it is a bit squalid. I’ll try and be neutral.
The venue is a pub. Normal enough on ground floor, but there is a little desk where you can sign in, pay your money and then you go downstairs to the club. There is a cloakroom to leave bags for a quid.
Although it markets itself as a swingers place it felt much more like a variation on a sex party. Closest thing I’ve experienced is one of the  London Adult Party Club events, or maybe House of Poitier on a slightly rough evening.
The website has a list of women attending. About 20. I think that was about right Although people came and went, literally, all the time.
There is a bar; lots of seats- mainly occupied with people sitting and talking. A sex swing. A little cave room with a bed on the floor. Another bed on the floor. A ‘proper’ bed. A corner with seats for guys wanting handjobs/blow jobs.
When I was there (1.30-5pm) there might have been 40-50 guys. Very difficult to tell. More guys than women but not stupidly so.
The vibe was odd to me but I eventually got it. I am a slow learner.
Around the place there were consistently women wanking guys, having their tits sucked, having sex on the swing , or just fingering, shagging.
Some of the women were more glamorous
Than others, but what do you expect.
Also, some of the guys were a lot more individually confident than others. Fun fact: that really works.
So it looked like a few guys were dominating the play, but really it was more about the other guys not bothering I think.
Case in point: there was a pretty attractive milf Leia being fucked on the swing by someone. I tried to hold her hand as an introduction and she pulled away. Later I went to apologise and she said
It was because she thought I was taking her hand to put on my dick. I wasn’t. We talked. Had a bit of a joke then moved on. Meantime another hot milf Tena had been snogging, wanking fingering and fucking a guy for ages in the area. The hottest girl in the room came buy (didn’t get the name) and was wanking a guy. I invited some attention then she wanked me (whilst holding a bottle
Of lager between her thighs). There was an American guy who then got loads of attention from Tena. We were watching. Leia came back and because we’d talked started smoozing. Kissing , her big tits out, before she wanked me a bit and I fingered her. Then she offered a fuck on the proper bed. Free lube and wipes around. Free condoms at the bar. Got a blowie, then a good fuck. Other guys feeling her tits. She was nice about the quality of fuck.
There was lots else going on: wanking and fucking in the cave. And a particular black girl (pretty) who seemed to be blowing and fucking non-Stop.
So: are they all super models- no. You are paying £55/70 to get in you moron, what do you expect?
Are there lots of girls: yes.
Are there any genuine swingers: v few on my watch. Maybe 4-6.
Are the guys of a type? No. Really wide range indeed. A guy who looked the youngest I have ever seen at a party (I hope they asked for ID). To some really a senior guys. And everyone in between. All races.  I mean all. And the main point was that the guys having the most fun were not the most attractive as such. They just chose to get involved. (Myself included).
Is it the most hygenic of places? Probably not, but again it’s a cheap orgy. One of the girls said the gay party at the weekend has a pissing event. That’s difficult to get out or the tiles.
There is the real pub upstairs to go and re-charge if that helps.
No pressure to get involved if you just want to watch. If you expect women to flock to you with no effort you will probably be disappointed. But that is life. A little effort goes a long way.

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A low positive.
Booked by text then checked 10 minutes before that it was still on.

Location of the shop discussed b4.

Let in by reasonably attractive Chinese woman, early 30s, slim , black leggings and top.

Turns out this was Candy  just here for a week.

She locked up the shop and took me upstairs.  Paid £50 for 1 hour, was left to get undressed.
Candy came back into room, asked for relaxing massage. Her massage was better than Kiki, worked on a knot in my shoulder which was slightly painful but mostly relaxing with oil on back , buttocks and legs.
About 25 minutes in she pushed my legs up and massaged round my ballsack. Interspersed with light dragging of nails which did the trick.  Oil taken off with towels and asked to turn over.
With a smile on her face and hand near the jewels she asked if I wanted the special.  Stupidly I didn't ask what that was and just assumed b2b. Offered £50 and got a sour face so upped to £60. Had to get up with a semi to get the cash  :timeout:

She quickly took her clothes off...reasonable body,  bit of mum tum with stretch marks, very nice tits.

So back on table...wot happened next was a bit odd. She basically just lay on top of me, moaning a little. I got to suck her titties and tried to rub her pussy . She kissed on my cheek and neck and sucked my nipples (which does nothing for me). After about 10 minutes of this woman going on top she discounted and began the hand job . I tried to rub her pussy and she put her leg up on the table letting me rub her increasingly wet clit/pussy...of course I then came.
Candy cleaned me up then spent 5 minutes washing her hands (which were covered in cum) . She got dressed and started a lame arm massage whilst messaging on her mobile. So I got up and indicated I was happy to stop.

So reasonable but £110 is pushing it for this to be a weekly try out as it'll be pot luck each week.

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North West / Little Iris - Rochdale
« by frankc on June 05, 2026, 09:34:12 pm »
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Little Iris - Rochdale

30 mins - £80

Been on my hotlist forever this one, Im not sure why some girls seem to linger on there but when she popped up in Rochdale I thought I'd have a pop. Comms were quick and easy, parking right outside. Its a pretty busy main road with cars slowing and stopping at the lights right outside the house so not the most private but the door opened as I approached.

First impressions were great, good looking girl, nice trim figure dressed in heals and black lacey basque...Not the friendliest of welcome's, more a half smile before she walked off up the stairs...into the bedroom and I could still sense a coldness about her...money out of the way, music on, clothes on the floor and were off.

Started off with a bit of closed lip kissing whilst I felt her up and down....she's already ripping the condom open but I say I want to go down her her first, with a tut she pops the johnny on the side table and lies down....now the girl is spotlessly clean with, for my taste, a fabulous clit...I go down and Im enjoying rolling my tongue around all her nooks and crannies only to look up to see her cleaning her finger nails....so I knock the RO on the head and ask for the johnny...she looks relieved and enthusiastically dollops the condom on....she pushes me on my back and jumps on.

She's tight as fuck and is going like the clappers, obviously trying to make me cum but thats not going to happen and after a couple of minutes she jumps off saying " Im tired, you need to cum baby" ....were only 15 minutes in at this point so I ask for mish and pummle the arse off her for the next 10 minutes..I finished in mish, she took off the condom, handed me a wet wipe...grabbed her phone and started texting....a couple of text later she starts cleaning herself with the wetwipes....obviously the next punter is right outside so no time for a shower....
.Not much conversation before I left, just a few " Thanks baby, see you again"...A quick peck on the lips and Im off.

A very disapointing punt this one, she's obviously operating a revolving door service,...she was disinterested from the off, tried every trick in the book to get me in and out as quick as possible and didnt even pretend to give any kind of service.Too many tuts and too many ' you need to cum baby"  ...
Not one Ill be rushing back to any time soon









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East England / Yoyo - Norwich - TOFTT
« by Norwichwood on June 05, 2026, 08:15:56 pm »
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She's not Thai - but Chinese - expected this. 13th review - will I be lucky? Location was back of Castle mall - place usually used by Thai's.
Price list - 15 mins £50, 30 mins £60, 1 hour £100 - OWO £20 - CIM £30. Paid for 30 mins £60 - she offered OWO for £20 - said no - she said £10 - I said yes - £70 paid but only 15 mins in there - she did a bit of CIM foc. No massage to start so knew would be a quick P&D. Bit of OWO, bit of sex, then OWO again sucking well to get me to cum quick - I was cumming as she was wanking me but to her credit she went back to sucking and cim went to bathroom to spit n clean.

Girl - would saw late 20's as they are always older than you think - about 5ft 10 inches tall for an Asian - but boobs, big nips not that responsive - bush and scarring from childbirth but slim no really tummy. Pettish. Said a few words in Manderin - she was smiley happy which uplifted it from neutral to slight positive - here 3 weeks. Said she was the only girl there (but her English / understanding not so good) - she had beauty spot on chin another way to tell its her. There was a Madam downstairs. Just texted them and they said could have duo 3some for double the money.....

Won't return - could have spent my fun coupons better - but was worth a go

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London / LaylaMassage (Marylebone)
« by VFM on June 05, 2026, 07:42:53 pm »
I have always wanted to visit this agency and finally managed to make my debut.  I saw Lia in Marylebone and paid £80 for 30 mins but it was rubbish!  I will keep this brief.

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They now have a place in Marylebone. The flat was on the 5th floor, it was warm and cosy.  The girl I saw did look like Lia but you need to add 10 years. The body shape and complexion was also the same. Good ass and fake tits.

The massage started with some nice warm oil in FDM but there was little or no pressure or technique. It wasn't sensual. No reach unders or cc swipes. I was boring.  I was still soft when I was asked to turn over. The room was dark but at least I got to see her. Nice ass. No build up, she tried to get me hard to give me a hand job. I didn't really enjoy this and eventually came. There was no talking or flirting.

Zero chemistry. She was just going through the motions. We had around 10 mins left and I opted for a shower instead of a boring massage.

She uses a lot of oil but the shower was cold and took a few minutes to warm up. Even then, it was luke warm and the pressure was piss poor.  I got changed quickly and left. I'm not going back.

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London / AkariPrincessLondon (Staines)
« by VFM on June 05, 2026, 07:38:38 pm »
I went to see this provider in May after reading several reviews. Japanese girls in London are hard to find so I made a booking. She was working from a flat in London but I ended up seeing her in Staines.  I think she is now back home. Her comm's are clearly managed by someone else and not her.

I was disappointed when I saw her, so I down graded my session to a 15 minute pump and dump for £80.

She was very ordinary looking, there was no 'wow' factor. She was short, slim and spoke almost no English. The place she was renting was a garage conversion in a cul de sac. I could feel the neighbours watching me and other blokes coming and going.

The pictures are very flattering. She was submissive. DFK and BJ was ok. I just didn't find her that attractive so I shagged her and left. There is no way she is worth £200 for an hour in my opinion. I wouldn't make a special trip to see her if she returns. I wouldn't look twice at her if she was walking down the street.

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I popped to the new Natty Thai Massage in Beverley today to see what it was like.
Turns out it was a very legitimate place. They have only been open 7 weeks

I sent a text the day before asking for a relaxing massage. She asked what my name was and I was all booked in.

I went today and walked straight in. The door wasn't locked as is usually the case.
I walked into a reception and there was a young ish girl on reception. Turns out, she's the masseuses daughter. I had to fill out a form with my details and any problems and that. The ones you usually get at the fancy spas and that.
I waited a few mins and the previous client walked out. It was a woman. First time I've seen that actually so I thought this must be a legit place.
She led me in and told me to undress but keep my pants on. Another legit sign.

The massage itself was very nice. She used the good massage balm stuff rather than the oil which was nice. It was very relaxing and she did some stretches on me too.

The room was nicely decorated and she was about 50ish or more years old and wearing the traditional Thai massage outfit. I didn't catch her name.

Overall, it was a very nice massage and I would recommend going there if you need a good massage only.

I paid £45 for 1 hour on my exit. It is just her there at the moment but she does have two rooms and wants to expand with a second lady soon.

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London / Jade Lux - Piccadilly Circus
« by stewpid on June 05, 2026, 06:26:40 pm »
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Price: £250 for 60mins in-call (May 2026).

This one was a roller coaster of emotion!

Unfortunately I had missed Jade on her last UK stint earlier in the year when she was £200ph but I had made note of her profile and was glad to see she made a fairly quick return back to London and reports of a good GFE and great kissing got me sending off a message for a booking as soon as I could.

A whatsapp was sent in the morning for an enquiry on availability for the afternoon which was answered within an hour with her opening info. As others have said most of the good stuff is covered in the base price and there isn’t a list of extras (although does state anything extra can be discussed) and she was easy to book with good English on her replies and I felt it was very much her doing it all.

However, as I was later travelling on my way and about 30mins from the agreed time my whatsapp pinged and my heart sinks as I just see it is from Jade with the first line being “I’m really sorry but…”. The message said she had an issue at her location and wouldn’t be able to see me. While mentally drafting a negative review I didn’t want to have to write I considered flinging myself into the path of an oncoming train as it had been a bitch of a day up to that point already and that just topped things off. Instead I start firing up the B-list options in order to avoid wasting the afternoon off and the trip into town I’ve just made. As I’m sending out some messages to others I get another message from Jade about 10 minutes later saying the issue is now resolved (some confusion on her part about how long it would take) and she could still see me. I almost skip along the station platform in relief and continued my journey. Phew!

As another recent review said Jade was now staying in a studio flat in the heart of things in Piccadilly Circus. A busy area obviously but mostly tourists milling about and so places to just hang by and wait without anyone really caring. Just before time I get the final info and I’m up and inside her flat right on time. The magic door closes behind me and I get my first view of Jade, stunningly sexy in light pink lingerie, obviously more natural looking than her profile pics and better for it, light tanned skinned and brown-blonde hair, a slim and arousing gym toned body with enhanced breasts ideally sized to match. A double-cheek kiss and quick bit of small talk about London and the weather as I paid up and took off my clothes and I was asked if I wanted a shower. As others have stated this had been prepared for me with a towel and a bag of toiletries (a nice touch) so I wouldn’t dare refuse and made sure to avail myself of everything so Jade knew I was squeaky clean for her.

Out of the shower and Jade was waiting for me on the bed in the adjoining area where she rose up and we embraced and kissed. As others have said her kissing is sublime and the best I’ve had in quite a while. We started very sensually and gradually got deeper and deeper as we aroused each other and particularly as I cupped her peach of an ass or as she felt up my cock. We stood and kissed for quite a while, both enjoying the sensation of our tongues entwining and the moment as soft romantic music played in the background. She then kissed her way down and freed my erection from my briefs and started some OWO, a real sensual and teasing experience but she would go fairly deep at times and as gave my balls some attention while I released her breasts from her bra and squeezed them to muffled moans with my cock in her mouth.

After a little of that she moved back up for more deeper kissing now as I rubbed her pussy and then motioned her to lie back on the bed as I moved on top of her still snogging away only stopping to lick her nipples gently, feeling her breath quicken as I did so. I removed her panties and kissed down her tight body to her waiting and already moist pussy as I got to work, building slowly and following the cues from her body movement and moans until I was rapidly tonguing her clit while squeezing her tits. Jade got more vocal and I could tell she was close so I persevered and she soon clamped my head in her thighs as she bucked from her orgasm and I lapped up her juices. As she caught her breath I kissed back up and we DFK’d some more both now ready for the main event. She reached for a condom and put it on and so I entered her like that in mish slowly and deeply as we kissed. I was really enjoying the moment and build so I continued to fuck her this way for a bit, thrusting in time to the slow music playing as she rubbed her clit, our mouths not parting for what seemed like long time. I soon picked up the pace and started to give her a bit of a pounding which she seemed to equally enjoy with the most beautiful and seemingly genuine sex expressions on her face. We changed to CG with her bouncing her pussy on my cock as she leant forward for more kissing with both my cock and tongue deep inside her simultaneously. After a little while she wanted me to fuck her in doggy and things went up another gear as she really liked it hard in this position. At times I was either smashing her or she would be throwing it back onto me, her amazing ass an absolute dream view like this. I continued to pound her as hard as I could as she rubbed herself again and was getting more vocal so I could tell she was close again and I gave it all I had until she came again.

A flustered and smiling Jade lay back but I wasn’t done yet and my internal clock was telling me there wasn’t much punt time left. I kissed all the way up that gorgeous body and we DKF’d as I entered her again before I held her down and jackhammered away to her encouragement and her eyes locked on mine until I exploded inside her. WOW!

We caught our breaths and cleaned up and lay next to each other caressing and complementing on each other’s bodies and performance. She’s a really chilled girl with good English so it was very easy to converse and we also talked about our travels and life before I was offered another shower and then after that a thank-you and a quick snog before I left this dream behind and back out into the chaos of central London again.

So I found Jade an absolute gem and one of not only the best Brazilians I’ve seen but also one of the best escorts. She absolutely entranced me (so sorry for the fluffiness in the review) and the GFE experience was elite in both the little touches like the preparation and atmosphere she creates to the very convincing and genuine passion and connection we had (I had to mentally slap the EAS out of me several times). The Luxe service is definitely what she provides and I felt very lucky to experience it for what is not too bad a price in today’s market.

I did go back a couple of weeks later and things were incredible again, even going up a level due to the familiarity and I’m considering another visit but for even longer than an hour. As another reviewer said she is the kind of girl you’d go bankrupt for but it would be a hell of a ride!  :D

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West Midlands / Joyful Stone - Stratford upon Avon - Candy
« by camzz69 on June 05, 2026, 05:54:57 pm »
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Massive disappointment after a strong start at this revamped place, but this was deffo 3rd time unlucky. 

As it was a new week, and I needed to spin by SuA, I thought i'd give it another go. Messaged and after an age waiting for replies finally got a settled booking with new chica Candy. Turned up at my slot, and got sent upstairs by Eva/Ava (see previous reviews). As I go up there's lots of shouting between chica behind a door and Eva and when I go in the room I'm told only 30mins possible, not my booked hour. I would have walked but she looked hot, bit of a Robert Palmer video vibe, tied back long black hair and loads of red lippy - probably late 30s, pretty trim and deffo not a munter. So I though OK, let's see.

Decent enough firm massage on shoulders, back etc, lots of body pressing - the usual gig so I'm starting to feel it. But time was shooting and I'm not getting any real hot vibes, so at the turnover I'm only committing to HJ. She starts the negotiations with a £30 offer, I do the usual going rate chat but she's having none of it. Feckin mood hoovering in full force, but I have a go for £30 but topless and chance to play with what I believed would be fab tetas - finally agreed. But then I guess it was payback time for bartering as the most disinterested, shit HJ gets going with her staring into space with the most bored expression on her (actually pretty) face and floppy limp wrist action- mood hoovering deepens. After a good mauling of the extremely nice tetas, and some nipple chewing while rummaging around her snatch I finally got off but what a f-ing effort. She cleans herself up, lobs me a few tissues and that's it - I'm out of there after 23mins.

Nuff said, that's done this place for me. I assume she'll be gone this week but after a cracking start, down through a neutral this one was a rock bottom neg. Everything wrong from booking, to shorter slot, to mood hoovering to face like a slapped arse during HJ. If you don't like the work luv then do somethingt else...  As always with these places YMMV, but I am out.

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London / bytheseastudent - Outcall E1 - Robbed!
« by Bornslippy325 on June 05, 2026, 05:21:20 pm »
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Anonymity is going out the window for me on this one but I want to try warn others.

Booked ‘Renay’ for and extended 3 days / 2 nights at £4,700. Outcall to my home address.

Comms were good, lots of flirting in the build up.

Pics representative.

All started well, but on the 2nd day got duped into buying something for her which she was meant to repay - value £600. Obviously I’ve been knocked for that.

On the final morning she snuck out whilst I was asleep, about 4 hours before our agreed finish time, and helped herself to my watch which I’d stupidly left on the bedside table.

Shame as up until then I’d actually enjoyed it.

I’ve reported to the police.

And please, I already know I’m and idiot, I don’t need anyone pointing it out to me in the comments…

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London / Lily, WXY Spa, Bell Street NW1
« by goblet on June 05, 2026, 05:05:28 pm »
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This shop is in a quiet street not too far to walk from Edgware Rd station. Although it fronts the road it didn't feel like anyone was watching what was going on. Internally the shop is compact with decent fittings what seemed to be 2 massage rooms. The front has a small counter when you walk in where you pay the receptionist. I took an hour for £50.

My massage was from Lily who spoke very good English and turned out to be very conversational. I enjoyed her company as we talked about many things. To the extent that I even enquired how she found doing this job. I won't go into exactly what she said but the part of the answer can be distilled as 'some men need this kind of thing and she is sees herself as meeting that need' an interesting rationalisation and not really a like or dislike which I had anticipated.

Her massage was very systematic and quite pleasant although not exceptional. After around 30 minutes she had me turnover and we agreed to B2B for £60. This was fine by me as she had a nice slim body (B cup at best), medium height pleasant face. She was relaxed about being touched or licked (nipples/pussy) but slightly to my disappointment didn't respond to my attentions although she never tried to stop me. Her HR was nicely done and without hurry.

I would see Lily again if I was in the mood for a pleasant massage and a good chat but not if looking for something with a high level of raunch. The pricing was not unrealistic for what I got. She said she  is at WXY on a Thursday and also at Roseberry on a Tuesday.

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London / Zoe-Girlfriend in Leytonstone
« by mrpunts on June 05, 2026, 04:43:48 pm »
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Comms: Prompt responses to texts so easy enough to arrange.

Location: short walk up from the tube station and close to the Aldi supermarket. I’ve been here before for another girl in the same place. Although I was made to wait 10 mins after the original start time. I didn’t see anybody leave that cried out punter so maybe she was just fashionably late. You can mill around outside without looking too blatant but it’s never ideal. I was finally let by a resident in after some issue with the intercom doors.

The lady: prior reviews are accurate. She has bolt on boobs that aren’t the best and quite firm. I believe there was a tummy tuck and a BBL. Not as hourglass as photos imply but not that off putting for me. She was wearing lingerie under a gown. I think another girl works there as I had to wait in the bathroom briefly after my shower.

As other people have noted she’s quite pleasant and eager to please. We had some extensive DFK which she claims to like doing so no issues with me. Her oral technique is quite interesting. She has an ability to seemingly hit the sensitive spots quite well so it is very nice but can be a bit intense. It was the best bit. Oral was without.

We initiated sex in missionary and she made this quite guttural grunt like I was splitting her innards apart. Might work for some but I found it quite off putting as I was trying not to laugh. In the end I just made up a bullshit story about remembering something funny etc and laughed for a bit. More oral which was again nice but intense.

We tried sex again this time in doggy and this was when her sort amorphous figure from behind just distracted me again.

In the end she tried to make me cum via blowhob and handjob but it wasn’t happening so I called it a day as I had to go.

To be fair I must have been in there about 45 mins. Another reviewer mentioned this that she’s not too fussed about time and seems quite keen on you unloading.

Conclusion: despite some of the issues mentioned I would go back and would probably just have more oral which I was more in danger of coming from than her sex. It’s not a ‘go to’ but more of a plan B or C. She is decent enough to talk to and has a nice demeanour so that carried this to a positive and not a neutral.

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East Midlands / Julie xx - Nottingham
« by BobbyMystic on June 05, 2026, 04:17:30 pm »
This was one of the worst punts. This one is a scammer that all should avoid.

I booked to meet Julie for a 30 minute booking. Her link is below

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She was at the hotel that is frequently booked by SPs near Beeston. Arrived on time and went up to the room.

Looks were dissapointing to say the least. Firstly, and this is what I would like to emphasize she is not 40 as stated on her profile. She is pushing 55 to 65 age range.

She had a BBL done but it is a very poor job. She has very chunky and cellulite thighs, and the usual fish lips and fake ayebrows. So if you book a SP who looks old and had a botched BBL and hides her body behind the door and keeps a towel wrapped around her  as long as possible ... BINGO  its probably JULY and you should RUN FOR DEAR LIFE.


She takes the money £100 for 30 minutes and then proceeds to give me the worst blowjob of my life. No friction barely touching the skin. After approx 2 minutes, yes two minutes of that rubbish, she said ...sex?

 So then I asked her what was that, and she started shouting at me.

I told her, in calm voice, I didnt come here to be shouted at and if she is uncomfortable she should return my money so I could leave.

Saying this a knew it was a long shot but at this point ie merely two minutes into the punt I know I had been had, so I was in damage limitation mode.

Luckily, it was a miracle  she went silent returnd 50 gbp and a got out of there as fast as I could before the rest of the CON unfolded.

Guys avoid if you dont want to lose 50 GBP or more for sloppy service and horrible attitude and whatever else she had in store had I waited.

Be warned this one is a nightmare.


BTW when I was in the bathroom before the met started (and after I had paid), she was whispering on the HOTEL phone to someone about "shower" so this was another reason I got out of there fast.

This goes up there as one of my WORST SCAMMY punts of all time. Beware guys



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Yorkshire & the Humber / Yasmin_sexyparty
« by DN656 on June 05, 2026, 04:07:25 pm »
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Location city center Sheffield
Price -  (120 1hr+ 50 anal+30owo)

Comms was very responsive for booking found no much issues. Confirmed the activities well via Whatsapp.

Definetly the same girl in her profile. She is a thick lady with boobs enhanced not natural can complaint as it is well done. Her ass deserves an award. Overall very beautiful lady.

Handed my notes. No time waste direct in action. Started with her boobs feels good and response she then removed my trousers and started to play with my shaft. Soon went down on kness to embrace with her mouth and had good technique. Went derp throat and paid good attention to the balls which is a my thing. Then i went down and started to feel her pussy found clean and perfect. Some bush but not a turn off. Spend good time there and proceed to 69. Its amazing couldnt control so asked her for sex (condom on) which definetly was anal. She on top and rod very well. Asked her to switch the position, not so long ended in the protection. We then had proceed to have a few conversation. She mentioned its her first time to UK and its been  only 2 months since. Ofcourse she cant speak english translator helps. After 10 mins so we moved to second round. Started with bj and long attention to balls which was amazing indeed. Again blowjob with loy of lip movements and deepthroat. Then into action her ass was perfect in shape and started dogginh her  with protection on. She has taken quite good pounding and was responsive too. After laid her down and started to pound in missionary which is my  favourite pos. Infact my second round slightly longer requested her to finish and again🤗😋 with no hesitation she started oral and went to my balls and after i ended my second invasion.
Taken bath and left happily.

She is heading to scotland , next week.


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London / Christina-Bella - Liverpool Street
« by loner on June 05, 2026, 04:01:44 pm »
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Comms: Quick and efficient via text. No whatsapp available which was unusual.

Location: A well known apartment which many Romanian SPs operate from near Liverpool Street.

Services: RO, OW, Sex

Price: £130 for 30 mins

The SP: Early 30s, blonde romanian lady. Around 5'5-5'6. Quite thin but not skinny. Bolt ons were nice but a tad hard in places. Face is hidden in the profile but shes quite pretty, you would probably turn around if you saw her on the street.

The Meet:

Getting inspired from patelprat's style of review, here is my version:

"As I walked into the apartment, I can tell Christina was instantly turned on by my handsome looks. I think she came right there and then as her face blushed. I handed her the cash when she had calmed down and she went in for a full on passionate dfk, telling me how turned on she was and that she wanted to fuck me so bad......" :D
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Ok, back to reality. Heres the real review. Her comms were excellent and the place is the apartment near Wasabi that most of you who have punted in the city would know all the Romanian's operate from. I was hesitant initially as I did not know what to expect in terms of facial attractiveness but was pleasantly surprised when I saw her. I found her very pretty, with proper make up (she said thats her profession in Romania) and you can see she presents herself well. She was dressed in red lingerie with stockings and heels and I was happy to see her. I handed her the cash and started to undress. As we explored each others bodys I went in for RO and this is the first negative. She said she had just had a shave and was sore. The thing is RO was something I confirmed via text before hand and she had agreed to it. She then kind of reluctantly agreed to it and whilst I felt abit bad i went on with it, she told me to lick gently. And so I lapped away gently and she seemed to be getting into it as her pussy was getting quite wet. After a few minutes of that she proceeded to give me OW and it was abit toothy and for me abit too much sucktion but I guess this is something where ymmv. Sex was your standard CG, Doggy and missionary where I came. She made the right noises and her pussy was decently tight. Her hygiene was spot on as well.

Im rating this a neutral as whilst shes quite friendly, more so than your "regular" romanian p&d, the whole interaction was quite mechanical. Her initially refusing RO was abit of a turn off even though I eventually did get it, left a bad after taste as I wish I didn't have to have that interaction, which is why I confirmed if it was included before seeing her. Overall I think if she had been £100 for 30 minutes, I would rate this as a borderline positive but at £130, I feel you might as well pay £150 for a full on passionate session with a Brasilian hotty.

Would I return: No.

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London / Nicola - Angel's Touch - Marylebone
« by Rhynx on June 05, 2026, 03:41:06 pm »
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tldr: Absolute stunner looks wise, but she felt very disinterested and the massage was rushed

£120 for a 1-hour B2B massage, a couple of month ago.

Booking was made through "Mel" via WhatsApp on the day.  As ever, very efficient.

Pretty sure the photos are not Nicole, as she had some prominent tattoos including a heart on her chest which isn't in the pictures.  However, I was very happy when I arrived and saw her in-person.  Nicole is absolutely gorgeous, and has a cracking body.  Very slim, with pert breast and a lovely tan.  She seems friendly enough, though her English wasn't great and you aren't going to have much of a conversation with her.  I could believe she's 25, as stated.

The massage itself was rather lacklustre.  After a shower, she started with an odd leg massage where she sat between my feet, out of reach, and just massaged my legs and ass, occasionally running her fingers over my balls.  I don't particularly recall any body-to-body.  On the flip, she moved up and was generally happy to let me stroke her body, but as I approached her pussy, she quickly became business setting out extra.  I can't remember what she offered now, but I didn't take her up on it.  However, after that, it felt like she was just in a rush to make me cum and get out.  The finish wasn't bad though, and she did spend some time with her very lovely boobs in my face.  In the end, I think we finished about 15 minutes early though.

It looks like she also operates independently, with better VFM booking directly.
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London / Abigail Montes - Camden
« by Younglover27 on June 05, 2026, 03:29:02 pm »
Saw abigail recently and was a mixed experience. Ultimately a p&d. 30 mins was in and out in 12.

Responsive but ultimately just says yes to whatever till you arrive as I’ll explain

Location - easy to find. Gives you a lock code for the door on entry and make your way inside. Given you get a code you can act like you belong quite easily.

Space wise. Room was extremely small. Barely bigger than the bed.

The woman - this is what makes it more neutral than negative as she’s defo accurate to the pictures. She’s not my cup of tea but equally I can’t say she’s trying to hide who she is. The chubby side of curvy but it’s all good. Face is as the pics.

The meet - id asked her for a particular request in which I bring something I want to look at while we punt. She said yes in the messages multiple times. When I arrived she was confused. She let me anyway but ultimately she’s said yes to get me there without understanding what I wanted. No harm done this time but be aware if you have particular needs and desires.

Service wise she takes a good pounding I really had to work to get over the line as I was a bit distracted by the awkwardness of the meet given the above. But she took all of it in doggy well. I did doggy and cowgirl. A negative is she wears lipstick and I had to find a bar on the way home and properly go to town on clean up! Not a discreet offering!

To sum up I won’t see again. But I got what I wanted. Albeit luck rather than preparation and comms. Good luck!

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London / Sofia GFE/ Firminy (Diva) - Marylebone
« by Clemente45 on June 05, 2026, 03:10:09 pm »
Apologies for the delay in posting this review. Sofia has now left London, but posting for the archives for when she (hopefully) returns.

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I booked via the number in her AW page and paid £180/hour plus £20 DFK and £30 OWO. She was based in a lovely, spacious apartment in Marylebone.

This was an excellent GFE, she has a lovely engaging personality and gave me her full focus during the punt. She is slim, petite and very attractive as per the pics with beautiful small natural breasts, a nice shapely bum and one of the prettiest pussies I’ve seen which was also nice and tight during sex.

DFK was fantastic, super passionate with plenty tongue and on tap throughout the punt. OWO was also great with DT and plenty attention to the balls. She is a great fuck too - rode me really hard in CG and took a good pounding in missionary and then in doggy where came (or faked very convincingly!) before I came myself in the bag.

Only drawbacks were that she doesn’t like RO or CIM/ COB which would have made the punt even better. Still a strong positive and will definitely be back to see her if she returns to London.



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South West / Lilly / Lisa / Nina Regent Spa, Cheltenham
« by Velodrama on June 05, 2026, 03:07:28 pm »
Found myself with a couple of appointments in Cheltenham leaving plenty of time to spare to misbehave but stupidly left a plan until the last minute.   There were a few same day possibilities on AW but either had shocking UKP reviews or were very much full service providers.  I simply cannot get sex to work with a condom on these days so am not a full service guy, so a massage based SP is my go to, if there is B2B or oral to be had, then that is a bonus.  In the end, I resorted to Viva Street where I found Thai Liliy advertising here, despite the url saying Lisa:

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With the clock ticking, I picked up the phone and 'Lilly' allegedly answered and said she could see me straightaway and that she was working from Regent Spa.  Rather brilliantly, it was around the corner from where I had parked in the town centre and I was there in 2 minutes flat.  The spa is very central but at the quieter end of a busy shopping street in the nice part of town near The Promenade, if you were local this might spook you as the raised entrance puts you in clear view from the street.  'Lilly' was peeking through the glass door and welcomed me in, a nice, tiny, tidy Thai package and not unattractive at all - mid 30's and the body in the ad could possibly be hers.  I was then taken to the counter and paid £50 for 45 minutes which surprised me as the ad said £80, and then upstairs to a really nice room with massage table.  I thought I had better make sure everyone knew what was expected so requested B2B and HE before I took my socks off.  Big smile, 'yes of course, you very naughty - B2B extra  £80!'.  With the vague pricing in the ad and the £50 on the door, this was now getting expensive for 45 mins but I was a desperate man and handed over the extra. 

15 minutes very nice (totally legit but good) massage later, all her clothes were still on and I was getting concerned and said that I was feeling very horny.  Thankfully, this did the trick, suddenly it was c.c swipes and reach unders coming thick and fast with lots of fun Thai chat about me being a naughty boy.  The reach unders were very, very good and at one point I thought I was in for an early pop and suggested we stop for a sec and get on with B2B which was met with smiles and the kit finally came off at around 20 minutes.  What followed was bloody great, she has a great little body and she was all over the place.  Tits in the mouth, on the old boy, a bit of pecking, neck kissing, grinding on me with a very oily wet fanny and then same again in reverse with a great view.  At one point, I panicked as I thought she had put me inside her without a condom but it was all highly skilled grinding and handwork.  It was a massive turn on and brilliantly done with complete co-operation when asked to back off so I could carry on enjoying myself for a bit longer.  Eventually, I could see there was about 5 minutes to go on the clock and said I was ready and she effortlessly finished me off in about 30 seconds as I was already right on the limit and enjoyed a fantastic climax.  Big cuddle, lots of giggles about my very happy ending and a clean-up with tissues and hot towels. 

Pricey at £130 for 45 mins but really well delivered and great attitude.  It turns out her name is actually Nina so the Viva Street ad is a catch-all for the spa and if you book 'Lilly', I think you would just get whoever is on the rota.  However, Nina did say she can be requested by name on the number in the ad but she is off to Thailand for a while but back in UK from 7th July.  I know its expensive but better a great time for £130 than bang average for £100.  I suspect that I will return and next time will asl for Nina when I call Lilly / Lisa!

If you wanted an hour plus B2B, it is only £10 more, it seems the B2B price is fixed at £80 however long the booking is.

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London / Mia - Angel's Touch - Marylebone
« by Rhynx on June 05, 2026, 02:53:04 pm »
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tldr: Low positive, very friendly, good massage, but felt inexperienced on the erotic side

£120 for a 1-hour B2B massage, about a month ago.

Booking was made through "Mel" via WhatsApp on the day.  As ever, very efficient.

The photos are potentially Mia, but out of date.  She was reasonably slim with mid-length dark hair, but not as toned as in the pictures. I would guess older than the stated 29, probably early/mid 30s. Facially, she wasn't stunning, but attractive enough. She said she's from Poland, but has lived here for several years and she spoke very good English.

The massage took place at the normal Angel's Touch apartment in Marylebone. Mia met me inside in lingerie, and was very friendly and chatty from the get-go. She also kept this up throughout a lot of the massage.  After a quick shower, we started face-down on a mattress on the floor. She has clearly had training and gave me probably the best actual massage I've had from an agency, but it was also very "professional" with no CCs or reach unders. It was also a little distracting that she had her phone on the mattress near my head, as every time she got a message it buzzed, and I got the feeling she was watching the time on her phone. Also she was using youtube for the music ... with ads! There was a bit of body-to-body before I turned over, which felt less proficient. On the face up massage she moved very quickly to focus on my cock, and her handjob wasn't bad, but I did have to tell her to slow down a bit as she seemed to be rushing me to cumming. She was still friendly and smiley throughout though, and seemed happy to take direction. She was also happy for me to touch her, and let me finger her pussy, but I didn't get the impression that she was getting a lot out of it.  In the end, we finished a bit early, and she continued with a bit more of a shoulder rub before I showered and left.

I could see Mia being really good, once she gets a bit more experience, so long as you don't mind her talking a lot. She didn't offer or hint at any extra, but I also didn't ask.

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My first visit to Shelley, who is a friendly lady who is in her 60's but honestly could easily be early 50's. Slim build with tattoos. I went for the tantric massage for £80 but this was miscommunication, wanted the £100 nudist tantric package but messed up in my emails.


I had been trying to contact for a while but communication is scatty at best via email. Sometimes I would get quick responses, other times no response at all.

Location is in an estate in a village between Grantham and Stamford. A very safe residential area, parking outside the house as I was directed via emails on the day. I turned up on time and she was waiting for me in the hallway as I arrived.

She is about 5'5 in height, slim build, wearing a kind of massage/tracksuit type thing. Not an outfit for sex appeal but rather for a masseuse and this felt more like a massage rather than seeing an escort. Her place was clean and tidy, though there are clearly large dogs somewhere in the property as they were barking from an unseen location as I arrived. I was ushered upstairs to a purpose set up room with large massage table, all very professional. Paperwork was to be sorted after the session, which felt nice, like she trusted me as opposed to other places where they assume that you are some kind of non-paying scum. She gave me some privacy as I got my kit off and then I hopped on the table as instructed.

What followed was a very good massage with plenty of teasing and reach-unders, she edged me continuously over the next hour until finishing me off with a prolonged hand job. Absolutely wonderful!

Overall I had a very good time, I didn't touch as it didn't feel appropriate and I didnt ask. I was more than happy for her to work her magic! I will be back again, if only to try out the naturist massage.

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East England / Ultimate Karen - Pitsea
« by fccol on June 05, 2026, 02:25:34 pm »
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When: May 2026

Location: Pitsea, 15 minutes walk from the train station, quiet residential area, Ground floor flat - modern with a great bathroom

Comms: all via SMS

Price: £190, paid on arrival.
Duration: 90 minutes
Services: DFK, OWO, RO, sex


Just over a year since my last visit, Karen is mature (probably mid 60s -  contrary to my previous review), tall, blond, busty, British with an East London accent. She has lost some weight since last year which includes muscle mass, which I think has aged her and appears well into GILF territory (IMO). Her big round boobs now have a fair amount of sag. Bum no longer rounded like her pictures and she has a bit of loose skin around the tummy area. She is also quite tanned now.

Karen did the behind the door trick, she greeted me like she had missed me, we had a cuddle and a great long snog, lots of tongue and squeezing all round. Stopped to sort out the paperwork and a quick shower. She had totally forgotten about the role play and clothing request but did the best she could to meet my request. Plenty of mutual masturbation ensued, DFK along the way, a bout of OWO, between which Karen was great with eye contact and dirty talk, kept me on the edge. I went in for RO plenty of moaning some sounding a bit staged, tasted great, got a little wet but not like I previously remember. Back to DFK, Karen suggested it was time to fuck, I was more than ready, on with a condom and slide into her tight pussy in missionary didn't take me long to come. When I did Karen pulled me deeper into her, moaning and continued her dirty talk, a great finish. Not quite as good as my previous visit when she squeezed and pulsed her pussy tight round my cock as I came (a very memorable first for me).

We cleaned up. Had a chat about holidays etc, Karen had a hand one me through most of this stroking my chest or leg until I started to get hard again. She wanked me off for a bit, then OWO, then I was ready for a condom, back into missionary and quick more energetic fuck this time round. Job done, cleaned up, showered. Big cuddle and snog and I was out the door

Pros:

Lots of DFK, dirty talk, dirty talk, dirty talk and enthusiastic from start to finish


Cons:
Location - Pitsea is a huge trek for me
Weight loss has taken Karen into GILF territory, she no longer has the firmness or plumpness that I associate with a MILF.

Would I Return?
Probably not, too far, too much weight loss and sag. If she moved back closer to London I would reconsider.

Now to find a mature SP closer to home.


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London / Crystal1 Oxford Circus
« by Ltltr82 on June 05, 2026, 02:11:35 pm »
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Well reviewed girl now.

I've seen her recently as well.

Easy to communicate with her.

She is cute as a button. Such a nice girl. I'm normally not that attracted to these kind of tattoo's and piercing but she wears it great.

Half hour was £150, I asked about cim and she said another £60. So £210 total for 30 min.

Quick shower, all nice facilities in her flat. Time was spent DFK-ing, licking her pussy, or all kinds of positions penetration. Highlight was her riding me and she seemed to have a great time. She is just such a nice and friendly girl and a absolute stunner.
I enjoyed all my time with her. I came nicely in her mouth, was a nice sensation with her tongue stud.

She'll be here for a few more weeks before going to the continent for some months. She said that she will be back to the UK after that.

Not many girl who I would see another time but Crystal1 I for sure would love to see again even at these kind of prices.

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London / Alexandra - Old Street
« by Facesettee on June 05, 2026, 01:39:16 pm »
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Borderline positive for me. Stunning girl and that only just outweighs the cost for limited services.

£150 for 1hr B2B.

Saw her within the last two months. Location is a very smart, minimalist flat with a dedicated room for the massage. Great bathroom. Entrance is alongside a bustling street food market so bear that in mind with timings. She is clear no extras.

She is stunning. Petite, has those Slavonic eyes, very smiley and slim. Showered offered with a (large) clean towel. Face down on bed (not massage table). She came in wearing bra and knickers. I almost died. She deftly lost them and the massage commenced. Average massage, and hits the hands and feet. While working the hands she sits on the bed on each side of you with your finger lightly brushing her mons but it’s quickly over and it was clear that further exploration wasn’t possible.

Just before the flip there was a nice reach under but it was over before it started. Face up, she teased the little fella and then sat on my chest. Her puffy pussy agonisingly close but inaccessible. But she has these delectable tiny breasts - the ones where the areola are quite large and sit on top of Nespresso coffee pod shaped and sized boobs. I was allowed to touch briefly before she leant over, letting one pop into my mouth for a heavenly moment before it, and she, were gone. This was the general vibe - a bit of a tease and nothing lastly longer than a second or two.

She knelt over my lap and for one moment I thought it was going into her mouth but no - just HR. A little aggressive as someone else has mentioned - I need to head involved not just the shaft, but we got there in the end.

At £120 I could justify a regular visit. £150 just makes you frustrated you can’t pay double for what you want.

Popped, she cleaned me up then shower and out. 


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Wales / Foxxy Charlotte - Ewloe
« by maxj on June 05, 2026, 12:13:54 pm »
Review: Foxxy Charlotte - Ewloe

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£150 for 1 hour incall

Intro:
Back in the saddle after a couple of years out after becoming fed up with the, quite frankly, stupid rates and time-wasting, I have had my eye on charlotte’s profile for a while and dropped her a text. The meet happened two weeks ago on a baking hot afternoon.

Comms and location:
Dropped Charlotte a text at 10am after seeing her green light, swift reply, meet arranged at well known discrete hotel near Queensferry for midday on the same day. Hotel lobby is very busy, so you can breeze in. Note - once inside main building, phone signal is not good. Texted on arrival, again quick reply with room number. £150 for the hour, no extras mentioned.

The Lady:
Charlotte’s pictures are accurate and unmodified, which is refreshing. She has a very ‘cute girl next door’ look about here and is very chatty. On arrival, she asked me if i would like a shower, which I declined as I had one at home. She was dressed in a nice see-through nighty with no pants :-p Physically, she’s around 5ft 6. Slim, with a cute pair of pert c-cup tits and looks much younger than the 33 years that he profile states. Very good early impressions!

The deed:
Charlotte started by coming and sitting next to me on the bed for stroking and DFK, which was amazing. She then proceeded to give me OWO while still sitting upright with a very gentle technique, again with the amazing girl next door vibe. This proceeded into a 69, again nice and fresh down there and very nice noises were made! Onto sex in several positions, finishing with OWO and CIM (deposited into tissue) good girl! Looking at my watch, I saw that somehow 50 mins had passed, I don’t like having that rushed 2nd pop (not that she was in any way rushing me!) so opted for a massage, which was nice and firm. Had a good chat and clean up.

All in all a great GFE and a really good addition to the expensive wasteland that is Chester punting and will see again. Worth mentioning that she works occasionally due to other commitments.

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London / Aurora - Eurogirls - Gloucester Road
« by leekahn99 on June 05, 2026, 12:04:11 pm »
This one happened around feb/march, i dont remember exactly... but it was just after i saw Jasmine (see my previous review).

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Communication: Swift via Telegram, sounded very nice and flirty.

Duration: 1h £250

Venue:  Studio flat.

Looks: Italian with the accent, looks like her pics but her ass was so much more sexy and round, defo squats and spends a lot of time at the gym. Toned body but not firm like the sculpted Brazilians, which is great. GDN face with piercing green eyes. Very charming personality.

Action: OWO, Mish, standing Doggy, CiM.

Buzzed in, she opened the door not hiding behind the door - for a change. Wearing a crop top with a thong and barefoot, looking incredibly sexy. Big smile and welcoming hug oozing confidence and charm. She's very comfortable in her own skin and naturally chatty. Offered a bottle of water and fruits which looks like is part of her routine. Gave a towel, i showered and once out of the bathroom, started slow sensual FK which turned in DFK as she rubbed my hard cock while i was squeezing her amazing ass. Got her lie down on the bed to eat her out. Was completely shaved, meaty enough and tasted super sweet. Went on for a good 5+ minutes, fingers inside feeling her juices building up, while she passed her finger through my hair guiding me till she orgasmed (hopefully genuinely). Put the dom on and slowly got into mish with DFK on the tap. Could see her eyes rolling up, she got really into it, so was i. She felt tight. Ask for CG then standing doggy; perfect view. 15-20 min in, i took off the dom got her on her on her knees for OWO till i blasted in her mouth. She sucked every single drop while looking into my eye with a sexy grin. She went off to the bathroom to spit out. Had 10 minute break talking about everything and nothing as we ate some of the fruits on offer. Then off to round 2 with OWO only and wanked it off on her tits. We were both all sweaty so decided to take a shower and continued chatting afterward. No rush to get me out i remember staying past the 1hour mark, probably over by 10-15min.

Pros:
Great gym fit body
Amazing ass
Super Clean
Charming and easy going
GND

Neutral:
none

Cons:
none

Verdict: The perfect meet, no hassle, no difficulties communicating, great looking Girl, does everything and feels like she genuinely enjoys it. She travels quite a bit and takes down her profile whilst away, but will be back. So will defo return as soon as her profile pops up again.


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London / FallynThai112 - Bayswater
« by kjisfun on June 05, 2026, 10:52:06 am »
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COMMUNICATION:QUICK VIA TEXT

LOCATION: Nice discreet flat away from the main road

TIME: 30MINS

COST: £100

SERVICES: GFE, OWO, DFK

I’ve seen Fallyn a few times. Last meet was earlier this year. To be fair to her, earlier meets were positive but the last few have dropped off to a neutral

Communication: Always great. Swift and polite over text.

Appearance: She's the girl in the photos. She’s a bit of a unicorn because she has big titts and is about 5’7, both rare for a Thai girl.

Meet: she gave me a scrub down in the shower as expected. Some Thai’s use this to waste time, but not Fallyn. She’s swift with it and also does some sensual stuff like kissing, Owo etc which adds to the GFE, so no issues here. The earlier meets were perfect. Her DFK is great and she’s generally happy to do multiple positions without restriction or complaints. She also gives a decent massage. The issue is, lately, I’ve noticed that foreplay (including Owo, teasing and massage) are still excellent but she’s started rushing the actual sex part of the meet. And even worse, if she sees that you’re not rushing to cum, she starts getting visibly frustrated and starts to restrict “entry”. She doesn’t actually complain or anything, but you can see her mood change along with the usual “cum baby”. The last meet, we had barely had sex for 5 minutes before she started doing this. What’s odd is after you cum, she then reverts back to her happy chirpy self, which makes me think she knows exactly what she’s doing.

I held off on writing this review because i wanted to see if this new behaviour was a one-off as it wouldn’t be fair to ignore the earlier positives and only review one neutral meet, but she’s done this for the last few meets, so here we are. I saw her a few more times after this behaviour started because the earlier meets were so good that she earned the benefit of the doubt.

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South East / Leela Thai massage chandlers ford
« by Rozd85 on June 05, 2026, 10:40:58 am »
So this was one of the strangest experiences for me.

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£35 for half hour massage plus £80 for 4 handed massage and HR (I will explain)

Had a serious horn and couldn't get hold of anyone on adult work. Thought I'd try my luck somewhere I'd been before. Luck being the word of choice, as I've had a mix bag from here. See my other reviews.

Was greeted by an older woman possibly in her 50s who took me through to room. I asked if there was anyone else working and she said maybe and was very vague. I'm in to all sorts of women and I have a varied taste but I didn't really find this woman attractive, but I went a head. Should've cut my loses and walked.

On to the table and the massage was pretty good. Bearing mind I was face down and not looking at her I did enjoy the massage. A few tickles in sensitive places and nice firm but sensual.

On the turn she asked if I wanted a hand job I said yes and paid 40 (honestly what was I thinking) she got me hard but just wasn't very good. I struggled to stay hard which for me is odd. I just wasn't enjoying it. I asked again if there was another girl working and she said "you want 4 hand?" I said ok. Paid another 40 and in came a young girl who was quite pretty. I'd guess she was in her 20s with quite a hot gym body. But she was acting like she had never seen a naked guy before. This made me pretty uncomfortable about what was going on. Did this girl know what she was getting in to etc? The younger girl wanked me off whilst looking away at the wall and acted disgusted at me finishing. It was all very strange.

So it's a negative from me. I kinda feel a lot was my own fault and I should have got out sooner or just not bothered, but hey ho it's done now!

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East Midlands / Alice Thai sexy - Leicester
« by Pb1271 on June 05, 2026, 10:24:28 am »
Paid £80 for 30mins

Comms - does her own - previous reviews hard to contact but met early so no issues

Location - LE1

SP - as per pictures but slightly older - best described as a curvaceous MILF - very friendly and good English- she is happy to please and happy to take requests

Service - lots of DFK standing - on knees for OWO that continued on the bed - 10mins of doggy lots of right noises and can take a pounding - few slaps of the ass - finished in missionary- allowed me to stay in once finished with some more DFK - cleaned me up nicely - offered massage after but declined - no rush to be me out

Would visit again

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South West / JASMINE THAI SEXY - Swindon
« by Dinocaz on June 05, 2026, 09:09:50 am »
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Sorry fellow punters. It has been a while.

Met this fantastic young lady this week in Swindon.

30 minutes (£80) with DFK(£10)

Jasmines pictures on her profile do not show how beautiful she really is. She looks the age she advertises and has a lovely petite body with fantastic boobs. I think they were enhanced, but this did not detract from my noshing of them.

She gave me the service I requested which was GFE and kisses. Her BJ skills were lovely and covered.

We went through the positions and she performed with enthusiasm and seemed to enjoy it at the same time.

I had a really good time with her and would recommend. She is genuinely nice girl.

I highly recommend her.


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Elin , Pure Health Spa.

Where : Pure Health Spa Wordsley , Stourbridge  07300843766.  (rear door on car park at rear) plenty of nearby street parking, safe and secure.

When Early June 2026

Fee £30 HH , £50 H.

Masseuse : Choice of two, Winnie, who iv'e reviewed previously and Elin, ages 26 and 27 , dress size 8. 

Events. Had already seen a Thai girl over the weekend, but found myself after dropping off some one at the local Hospital , in the locality of Wordsley , I thought mmm , i got an opportunity here to fit in a massage, maybe Yaya is working, so texted and immediately got a reply, unfortunately not Yaya , but Winnie 26, size 8 and Elin 27 and a size 8. So texted back asking for Elin, as had seen Winnie before (reviewed) for a immediate appointment. She was free , so made my way there.
Accessed the rear door from the small carpark, which was full of cars, luckily i had parked in a street nearby, ( i do dislike that gravel approach though) Anyway i digress, There was only the mesh door closed and as i approached , A girl opened the door , I say i'm here to have an appointment with Elin, She says i'm Elin, Well , no way is Elin 27 , id say at least 37, and no way is she a 8, more like a 12 , I'm thinking , here we go again, She is no beauty , but has a rather round face , but is happy and smiley  and appears to have a good rack.  So i think what the hell, i'm here now, might as well have the massage .
So She holds my hand and takes me up to the room, its the back room, most of you know the one, Couch is heated , music playing, curtains drawn, cctv monitor watching the external approaches.
I hand over £30 for the half hour massage, She didn't leave the room, while i undressed , Shes smiling and tells me i have a lovely cock, I sit on the couch to lie down on my front and she grabs my knackers with her one hand and my cock with her other , I'm thinking , this could be rather fun. so I lie down and she comes around to my face and asks if i want a vigorous massage or a sensual massage. I say a sensual one please. She smiles, She really is a lovely girl, so friendly and happy. She stands at the top of the couch, and begins gently massaging my shoulders , I place my hands on her ass, she says nothing, but bends over and rubs the boobage down my back, they are quite a boobage too.
She moves to the side of me , reaches under my legs and moves my knackers and cock out between my legs , stroking both. Hey up i'm thinking, this is going to be good. She begins a slow sensual teasing all over my body, running her fingers down the side of my body, almost but not quite tickling me, Bum is next to be massaged , a few oohs and ahhs from me, She tells me i'm a naughty boy, and she is a naughty girl, and it gives her the idea that i do like my knackers and ass massaged, so a lot of time is spent in that area , TBH , its bloody perfect, I'm getting seriously aroused, A finger probes my star , while the other hand caresses my knackers . At the halfway point she bends down in front of my head and offers the extras, BJ, HE, B2B. At this point id wished id taken more money, but alas had only £20 , so I could only enjoy a HE. Turned over and shes quite chatty , she tells me my cock is very thick and that she is struggling to get her hand around it, a bit of pump begins, i raise my leg, She says " i guess you like the finger ?".  "yes" i reply, so a finger begins massaging my star, her other hand cupping my bollocks, its pretty good , I ask her "does she like sex" , "very much" she replies ," but i like little cocks , your cock would be too big , my pussy is tight but i like money more "!!! Fair game girl, ( i reckon with the right money offered, you maybe could get FS, but that's just my thoughts)  Anyway the fingering of my ass continues , its divine, pumping my cock and cupping the knackers , She unzips her top a little and lifts my hand to give them a feel, mmm a good rack for sure. She pulls her bra down a little and i'm able to cup her tit and give the nipple a roll between finger and thumb, this continues for awhile, I can feel the eruption coming, She whispers encouragement , telling me to cum, she really wants to see me cum, with that bit of encouragement, her finger in my ass , rubbing my prostate , my hand squeezing her boob, I erupt, spraying out another good load , her hand is covered as is my belly , some in my hair. "Good big boy" she says !"are you ok", i have seen the promised land, and unable to say much, She continues pumping my cock, extracting that last bit of cum, my cock becomes very sensitive and i put my hand on her hand to stop her pumping me. She cleans herself up, while i'm lay there in a stupor . She helps clean me up, helping me up , hugging me , cupping my shrinking cock and balls. I dress , we embrace , she kisses my cheek and leads me down the stairs. I stagger back to the car. Check the clock, its gone over the 30 mins by about 5 mins.
Shes there until Sunday , if you wanna go. Id go again, but unfortunately i cant get the time to go. but deffo recommend.


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North West / POLISH BLONDE OLA, Liverpool.
« by johncollins on June 05, 2026, 07:46:02 am »
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Good communication. Immediate message back with clear details about location.
Location was a newly furnished but empty house in the Vauxhall / Leeds Street area.
Parking was no issue.

Ola was pleasant and re-assuring on arrival. She gave the impression of someone
quiet at ease with what she was doing. She stated that she was only staying in Liverpool for one more day then going elsewhere.

She had really soft skin and nice plump 'heavy' tits.

She provided a lovely oral without.
She had a really soft and gentle technique.
However, she quickly took my dick out of her mouth on coming.
It was almost like it took her by surprise, like she had never tasted it before.

The photos on her site are a realistic impression of the girl I met.

Not exactly a stunner but for £50 for 15-20 mins I would definitely return.







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South East / Sany Earawn Thai Maidstone
« by Shagswell2001 on June 05, 2026, 07:36:35 am »
Week day, early evening.  External Link/Members Only.
Been here dozens of times and have reviewed accordingly.  The last few times had been a bit hit and miss, but I hadn't been in a while so I thought I'd give it another go.
Just rocked up and rang the bell to be greeted by the soon to be introduced Sany or Sanni. Cute enough girl next door, probably 30ish,  wearing a short black skirt and a strappy top. Spied Sexy Suzie scurrying about and asked was she available,  but unfortunately she was leaving at 6pm by the sounds of it on a date with some lucky chap.
Still Sany was cute enough so I handed over the £50 for the hour and was shown in to the room behind reception.
This was strike one. The table is showing signs of wear and the head hole has little or no padding, I found it a bit uncomfortable throughout the massage.
Stripped off and lay down and was soon Joined by Sany. She is a pleasant and chatty girl with good English with the usual accent. She had introduced herself at this point and asked had I seen Suzi before. A few times I replied with a giggle to be met by a giggle from Sany. Suzi very pretty, she very sexy girl she replied with a laugh, she off all weekend now, going out tonight which confirmed my date theory.
On to the massage.  It was good, very good.  Pulled, rubbed, stretched and flattened every part of my body leaving not one part untouched,  except unfortunately,  the sexy bits. No tickles or accidental touches,  I was beginning to think was this a legit massage and was already planning in my head to see what the other girl in the building whose voice I could hear, looked like and go for another hour with her.
This went on for what felt like well over 30mins and while it was doing me good,  I really wanted a bit more fun .
Eventually Sany asked me to turn over and thankfully asked me did I want a Happy ending.
She asked the usual £100 for B2B, the standard fee in this place and I foolishly agreed thinking I would get the same standard as the massage.
Strike 2. She asked for the money upfront and left me for 5mins to come back with a bowl of water and a flannel.  She was gone so long I actually thought about getting dressed and leaving. Anyways she returned and apologised for taking so long as the boiler wasn't working. I found out later the warm water and flannel was to wash me down after.
She stripped off to reveal a tidy little body,  small tits and a nice ass.
Strike 3, she kept her knickers on. When I asked if she'd take them off, she said she doesn't do that as she's shy!!!
The B2B was actually good lots of slides up and down and some dry humping. She allowed me to rub her pussy through her thong and paid a lot of attention to my ass while she slowly brought me to completion.
Anyways,  clean up and she got the table ready while I got dressed.
Out the door in just over an hour.
On reflection,  massage was a positive,  extras low neutral  due to the fact that she was pleasant and chatty, and that's me just being kind. If she had took her knickers off might have upped the rating. Don't think I'll bee back again unless I can see Suzi or my favourite girl Emmie who I thought had left but I'm pretty sure I seen coming out of the shop next door when I passed a week or so ago.

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North West / Rose - TOFTT - Oldham (Failsworth)
« by Neo on June 05, 2026, 07:20:07 am »
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Despite this being a very blatant B&S - I am rating it a positive since the girl herself was remarkable and despite the quick time together she shown enthusiasm rather than going through the motions.

Meet/Service: 15 Min £40 - I just wanted something quick. Oral was done via this plastic/clingfilm thing then onto the rubber. She's very tight and petite. Hardly any fat on her. Natural smallish tits. Unknown on size. Has a distinctive tattoo on the left brest. Everything was standard. She jumped into reverse cowgirl and rode me until completion. She said she was Chinese and I presume she looks in her 40s at best. Very good for her age.

Location: Provided images in the text otherwise I'd have struggled to get there since the initial postcode they provide is a row of shops yet there flat is behind the row of shops and to get there you have to go around the row of shops through the back. Plenty of parking available and there didn't seem to be much activity mulling about.

Overall. A good punt. Nothing to hurt the bank balance whilst still getting your rocks off.


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West Midlands / Netty_lovely_thai @ Shrewsbury
« by Andywb on June 05, 2026, 06:37:44 am »
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Venue above a shop 5 minutes walk from the station - the usual place for touring Thais recently.
£80 for 30 minutes

This is a TOFTT on the current AW profile but the lady said it was her second tour in the UK. Someone may recognise her although face to face she was a lot darker skinned and more petite than I had excepted. In fact she is tiny. Boobs probably natural and B cup. Boobs and nipples go a bit flat when she is on her back so maybe not for you if you want melons with long nips. Her pussy was trimmed rather than shaved with nice protruding lips. No tattoos. Lovely smooth and soft golden skin. Probably mid 30s?

Her English is poor but we managed and she was v friendly. Great attitude. OW and sex in usual positions. All good and no rush. Had to go slow at first because she is so small but her pussy juiced up after a few minutes and she really got into it. Good acting at least.

Solid positive.


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West Midlands / Asian_Mebel - Dudley
« by Brian Jenkins on June 05, 2026, 04:31:11 am »
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£80 for 30mins earlier in the week.

Been waiting a while for a petite thai to visit town at the right time and decided to have a go at this one.

Pictures are probably the worst I've experienced in terms of likeliness. She's not bad looking, better than average I would say, quite cute. Has a nice smile and does have a very friendly demeanor which makes a big difference. In my opinion, I would guess around 40 years old. Size 4, very slim, small bum, decent sized tits with big nipples. Tits are not hard but I still refuse to believe they are natural especially considering her size/frame. Clean shaved below and very neat and tidy pussy, not much to see and dare I say, almost a bit boring!

Apartments near the Broadway. Probably the easiest entrance I've had, no waiting at both doors. First glance there was no instant attraction if I'm honest but she was very friendly I will give her that. Handed over the cash and got ready while she went to put it away. Got refused 69 because she was "sore" from other customers. She started with the exaggerated moans from the get go and then during the switch to the final position she said "gotta finish now". After that she cleaned me up, I showered, was out the door bang on 30mins.

She is a pleasant and friendly lady but I was not all that attracted to her and would not return.

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Yorkshire & the Humber / Sofie2054 - Bradford
« by ReviewReader123 on June 05, 2026, 03:59:23 am »
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0.5h £60

Communication: initial communication via AW emails then phone and location provided, easy and friendly.

Location: Nice Shipley area, plenty of parking available

Girl: Its her as per videos, quite short proper blond milf, with nice responsive tits, body-wise as per other review I confirm looks much younger than the stated age.

Meet: been a while since I had a punt due to multiple reasons, one of the main ones was I had surgery and i thought recovered enough but i was wrong lol. Anyway, I found Sofies profile and  was lured into by magnificent large areolae from the gallery. So couldn’t wait any longer. Arranged meet, arrived at the location and final directions were given, typical hiding behind the door and I was pleased with what I saw, she looked younger than I thought.
After greetings, was led upstairs to the bedroom where tokens were exchanged. Sofie was dressed as I requested, nothing fancy, stockings and underwear. I undressed and we started standing with kissing, initially LFK then into DFK, bra is off and my focus changed to a nice pair of boobs, them areolae are beautiful. Moved onto bed for more hugging and kissing, a little bit of OWO from her and then we switched positions, her panties off and onto RO, she was clean and no odd smells. Very reactive to RO and she does get wet. On with the bag and started in CG, then mish and doggy, at this point operated area or stitches under skin were getting more and more painful, to the point that it completely rendered my ability to finish even tho i was really pent up until that point, it was just too painful. Sofie tried to help me with that and reviewer didn’t lie, she does try to please, but it was not happening for me, not her fault. Turns out i overstayed quite a bit and I didn’t even notice it. Excused myself as I genuinely didn’t expect it to end that way, quickly cleaned, dressed up and left, but i will definitely will be back when i will recover fully.

Fin.

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