External Link/Members Only1 hour £50 + £60 B2B, RO, OWO, 69 (Total £110)
Preamble
I think I'm in trouble guys - I'm developing EAS for one of the beancounters at work. I'm not entirely sure why either - she's a rather ordinary-looking Chinese middle-aged MILF, but there's something about her extremely formal, overpolite manner that's driving me nuts. It's got to the stage where I'm deliberately putting errors into my monthly reports just so that she comes downstairs to see me to "collect my disclepancies". I'm sure that she's absolutely no idea about the effect that she has on me (I'm always careful to be super polite and professional back) but she had me so riled up theh other week that I had to stop for a cheeky Chinese on the way home.
Comms
n/a - walked in off the street.
Location
I'd originally planned to try Amazing Hands on Woking High Street, but when I popped my head around the door the waiting area was full and there was a queue FFS. I opted for plan B and continued on to Oriental Massage on the Chertsey Road instead. I was extremely happy that I did.
The entrance is set back, so it's fairly discreet to pop into, and the door was open, so I wasn't left standing outside like a berk. The last time I visited, there was a large reception area spanning the width of the shop but this has since been converted into another treatment room. Inside, it's spotlessly clean with a decent ensuite shower and wide comfy massage table with face hole. It's so spick and span it looks like they're trying to attract a mixed clientele, as suggested by the lady-friendly signs saying, "absolutely NO sexual services".
Louise
Louise is a friendly, attractive Chinese woman in her early 30s. Petite and slim, she was dressed in an elegant LBD with a pearl choker that put me in mind of an Asian Audrey Hepburn. (It's a shame she wasn't holding a long cigarette holder). She speaks extremely good English and worked hard to break the ice and make sure that I was comfortable and happy. I found it very amusing as she tactfully tried to work out if I was there for extras or not, and I had a lot of fun feigning ignorance and playing along.
Massage
Louise performed a decent medium massage. Not the best I've ever had, but it was symetrical, thorough and relaxing. Not too many sensual touches, but it was clear fairly early on that we both knew how the session was going to finish.
Extras
Negotiations started on the flip. I opened at £50 for B2B and we closed at £60. (Paid at the end - classy). In the end this turned out to be excellent VFM with full body slides, OWO and RO at no extra cost. Louise has a beautiful body and was very happy to hold it against me. Really lovely skin and a fantastic pair of perky melons topped with bullet nipples. They may have been enhanced, but they felt natural and there was no scarring - she may well have just been blessed with a fantastic rack. Great OWO, clean and fresh RO - I very much enjoyed our extended 69 until the inevitable end. Louise finished me off by hand, her tasty cunt still plonked firmly on my face.
Coda
While we took turns in the shower, we had a great chat. Louise is a part-timer, but works at the parlour regularly. The rest of the time she's working as a waitress (possibly in a cocktail bar, but probably in a restaurant somewhere in London). She's a real anglophile and we talked about all of the places in the UK that she'd been and wanted to visit. She has a particular interest in English literature, and we even ended up discussing the Bronte sisters, which was a first for me during a punt!
Louise is charming, fun and attractive, a proper thinking man's courtesan. I had a brilliant hour and would definitely ask for her the next time that I visit.
