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This visit took place last week, bit of  a last minute decision as a job I was doing in Leeds finished early.

Booking:
Phone up when 5 minutes away, to see if availability. Informed 2 girls available, so turned of M1 and parked van in car park outside.

Establishment:
Very clear outside you’ve got right place, seems to be a massage place next door.
Bussed in, nipped to toilet and the reception.

£20 house fee to reception, £45 to girl. Introduced to SP available, chose Rosey.
30 mins, P&D meeting.

Rosey:
Absolute cracking body, busty, 5ft 6in tall, not fat not slim, very nice 
On her profile states 28 years old, seems right, size 8….maybe nearer to 10 but proper woman’s body, 34D tits…well I would say DD but VERY nice.

In room:
Quick freshen up shower, then just as I finished off drying Rosey appeared.

Action:
On to the bed, off comes remaining underwear of Rosie….nice body…very nice tits….fake but I don’t care.
Very light lip kissing, no FK, not bothered.
OWO not deep but enjoyable, enjoyed playing and sucking with her tits and nipples, full access 
Rubber on and mounts me cowgirl, very good view.
Change position to missionary, sucking tits, then she starts playing with her tits….boom, filled bag.

Quick clean up and got dressed and on my way.

I would give her 7/10 for service, but I only wanted P&D so very happy, body 11/10.

I will definitely return when passing for a quick P&D but wouldn’t expect more.

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Seems a world away from when I last reviewed her years ago. Comms was easy, she sounded keen, and she was very friendly and relaxed in person when I got there.

She’s probably in her 40s but very fit, her gallery photos are completely accurate.

I went for the option 3 - SENSUAL TANTRIC with TEASING, 60 Mins, £170.

She delivered in spades - it was hugely erotic from the start with constant stroking and fondling of my member throughout while I was face down on the table, then a bit of upright action, then a nice finish with her on top. Absolutely loved it. Will definitely go more.

Was in the area a wanted some short notice relief. Contacted Nikki by text and got quick response. Half hour body to body massage and happy ending £60. Discrete residence in house on quiet street. Met at door by Nikki and taken upstairs. Onto front as lack lustre massage began. She took her top off and I could feel her boobs on my back. Not particularly sensual though, just sort of repeated the same thing over and over. Then fairly quickly asked me to turn over. Have to say she has a cracking pair of big boobs, but that is really as good as this booking got. HR was very functional as she looked away and then when she did look at me she had such a strange puzzled look on her face it was quite off putting. I realised at this moment that I’d seen this lady many years ago and had a similar underwhelming experience. Came, cleaned up and off I went. Honestly wished I’d not bothered. She is friendly enough but there was not a hint of sensuality and very rushed - 20 minutes if that. Definitely not recommended.

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£65 for 30 minutes

It was a Wednesday and the rota at GFE looked great. Honey, Kimi, Sadie and Sophia were on originally. Sadie dropped off an hour or so before opening time. There were still some good options and I chose to book Kimi as I'd had had a few looks at her in the past whilst waiting for other girls and thought she looked sexy.

Kimi is an attractive, tall, slim brunette with enhanced boobs and a really nice bum. Not a big bum but it has a lovely shape and nice hip to waist ratio.

I paid the desk fee and followed Kimi upstairs enjoying the view as I went. In the bedroom I paid the rest of fee and Kimi provided a towel for me so I could use the ensuite shower. She then left the room to let me shower.

She wasn't gone long and when she came back she asked if I wanted massage. I said yes and was offered lotion or bare hands. I opted for bare hands

I laid on my stomach and Kimi gave a fairly good thorough massage, legs, neck, shoulders. The ends of her long hair sometimes tickled against me which felt nice. I wish she'd reached between my legs to tickle and tease my cock and balls a bit. She didn't but oh well never mind.

On the turn over we did light French kissing, she then sat on me and put her boobs in my face. I also enjoyed squeezing her bum. Then she did a pretend riding dry fuck whilst grabbing my cock and wanked me. She kissed down my body until reaching my cock, then gave a lovely ball licking with nice eye contact and nice sensual OWO. It was bliss. I didn't want to cum too soon so I asked for the condom. In my eagerness to fuck I skipped reverse oral. I now wish I'd asked for a 69 but it's my fault that I didn't. She isn't a mind reader.

Kimi applied the condom with her mouth and I entered her pussy from behind as doggy is my favourite position. She has a really nice arse with a lovely teardrop shape. Quite small for such a tall woman but a lovely hip to waist ratio. Their was good vocal feedback with her telling me that my cock felt good.

Next I asked to move to missionary. There were great views in the mirrors and Kimi made nice eye contact with a sexy look on her attractive face. I continued fucking until I filled the condom. Baby wipes were provided and used and Kimi also offered another shower which I declined.

After I got my stuff together we had a Kiss on the lips and said our goodbyes. She had been friendly throughout the whole booking and I left feeling happy.

Kimi is someone who doesn't seem to get that many mentions on the UKP forum. Evidently there are members of UKP who rate other SP's a this parlour higher. I'm glad that I didn't let that put me off because I think her service was pretty good and I have no hesitation in giving a positive score. I'd consider booking her again.

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Terraced house in Colnbrook. Early July. £80 for Half hour.
Kelly is a seasoned pro think the slutty barmaid look who knows what your there for.
Stripped off and she immediately get to work first with OWO then raising my legs and letting her tongue explore my arse.
20 minutes of this and im ready to unload.
She kneels with her back to the bed while i wank off for a facial finale.
Wet wipes out and we both clean up.
All in all a VFM punt with a slutty English Milf.

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Location, Falkirk town centre. Just off New Market street.

30 mins, paid £100

Happened start of September.

Booked last min as my plan A cancelled on me. So dropped Sabrina a message asking if she was available, which she was. Was there within 10 mins of my initial contact.

Was given the door number and gave me the code when I go there.
Finally got in after some fighting with the door lock and noticed a Camera… a bit concerning, anyway top floor flat, stair well is a shite whole.

Got to the top and the door opened.
Clean tidy flat, shoes off.
Sabrina is sooo much better looking in real life, cracking figure. Her pictures do not do her justice!
Wearing a very revealing outfit.
Showed to the room and paperwork out the way.
She’s very chatting (decent English) and seemed like she wanted to put me at ease. Very friendly! And not shy in the slightest.

Got stripped, she come in to me for some light kissing, rubbing her ass up against my dick and encouraging me to play / kiss her tits. (Which might be fake, but they’re pretty good ones if the are)

On to the bed, was asking what I wanted her to do, asked for OW so on with the rubber, oral which was decent… zero eye contact. Next, I went down on her, she made all the right noises and watched me whilst I was eating on her clean, fresh pussy.
On to Missionary for a bit, but had to see the view from behind, so switched to doggy, what a view I had! and her skin was smooth and silky. She could tell I was about to blow, asking me to cum in her pussy, that put me over the line and blew in the bag.
 
She cleaned me up and handed me some extra baby wipes. By the mountain of them next to the bed, I think she’s been a busy woman!
She offered a massage for the last 5 mins but I declined.

I asked how long she’s in Falkirk for and she said till Sunday.

Dressed and out the door.

I would love to go back and see her but don’t have a window of opportunity before she leaves town.

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First Review! And first time I’ve shat on my own door step. Happened a few months ago.

Had some spare time on my hands and heard a few things about Moka massage, so decided to give it a go.

Arranged by WhatsApp, pretty fast response and was there within ten minutes of making the booking.
On a really busy road! Right next to traffic lights too.

Was introduced at the door by a good looking woman, took me into a room at the back of the shop, booked 30 mins which cost £30 for the massage and asked if I wanted body to body massage for £50. Agreed. Told to get stripped and lay on the massage table. She disappeared with the money and different woman come back in. Defo not as good looking but not ugly.

Laying face down (she’s standing at my head) she grab my hands and put them on her ass and starts laughing.
Begins with Johnston’s baby oil on my back, legs and ass then rubs my back, wasn’t what I would call a massage, running her nails over my ass which tickled and a leg rub.
15/20ish mins of this and cleans the oil off my back, turn over and she gets completely naked, not a bad figure, size 10/12, nice tits she was about 5’1 in height and mid to late 30s… completely shaved too. Her name was Nina apparently.

Started by rubbing her tits up and down my legs and chest, kept coming up to my face as if to kiss me (which she didn’t)
Was allowed to touch her tits, she don’t move much from between my legs so couldn’t get a feel of her ass or pussy
I tried to encourage her to give oral but she didn’t go for it (maybe because I didn’t agree before hand?)
Kept making sex noises (didn’t do it for me)
Finished with a tit wank which felt pretty good actually and she kept going till I came! Was a different way of finishing for me 🤣

She cleaned me up with tissue then baby wipes, she apologised for the wipes being cold. 

Got dressed while chatting, she said she’s in Falkirk for 4 weeks but held up ten fingers.

Woman was really nice, friendly and bubbly, never had an attitude and always asked how I was.

I’d give a positive as I got what I paid for and left happy and cumin between her tits felt great!

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Location; Stratford road Shirley next door to William Hill.

Cost; £65 for 1 hour massage and HE

Lady; Petite pretty Chinese lady size 6 in her thirties I would guess.

Comms; Sent off a text message and asked who was available, got told Sophia and Wendy and that Sophia was free, 20 minutes later I was there.

As I hadn’t been in action for a while I knew this would be a safe bet to get back in the game. Plenty parking close by 1 hour free but does have wardens patrolling now and again.

Action ; Got to the shop and was greeted by Sophia (Cindy ex OLL) and taken into the middle room, paid my money and she stayed while I undressed. I hopped on the table face down and a good thorough firm massage commenced . We had a good old chat while she was doing her work and I have to say her English has improved immensely, the first 30 minutes flew by and then the fun started, she certainly knows how to get you aroused and edged and teased me for a good 20 minutes. Then she asked me to turn over and continued with the edging and teasing until she knew I couldn’t take it anymore and brought me to an emphatic finish and drained everything last drop out of me.

Conclusion; I have to say that Sophia’s standards haven’t slipped in any way since I last saw her if anything they are better, I will happily go back again to see this lady at some stage. She tells me she works 3 days a week in Shirley.

1 hour for £100 + £10 kissing + £20 OWO = £130

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Thank you GreyDave for your reviews which piqued my interest. Simple comms to make the booking and I parked at the multi-storey for £1 (less than 1 hour) which is just around the corner. Buzzed in efficiently and Amy had the door ajar as I approached so no awkward faffing around at any stage.

As previously mentioned the girls change regularly and I had no expectations but I was happy on arrival: she was about 5ft, probably in her mid-40’s, pretty face and very smiley and friendly, and when naked had a nice body, slightly droopy natural B-sized tits and an interesting bonus of a full bush.

Her English was limited but I confirmed the time and the extras as I handed over the cash and we both got naked. To ease into the session I asked for a massage first which was average but allowed me to relax and after 5 mins I flipped over with a semi which she smiled at and reached for some wipes and gave my cock a balls a good wipe (no shower or offer of the bathroom was given when I arrived). I had had a shower immediately before leaving but she wasn’t to know.

Things got really good after this, we laid next to each other and started kissing passionately combined with a lot of teasing touching and more full-on groping. Her kissing was a bit odd to start with, her tongue a bit like a jack-hammer but it calmed down and got more sensuous and we fell into more of a GFE vibe which suited me.

She loved having her nipples sucked and neck kissed and got very wet when I was giving her some prolonged oral and came when I was licking her clit with a finger in her pussy. We had a bit of a cuddle before I moved her to give me oral which was enthusiastic but a little toothy, nonetheless it was enjoyable especially as I was loving playing with her wet pussy and clit at the same time.

Decided to move on and Amy applied the condom (no lube) and climbed on top but I felt this was going to make me come too soon so I moved to mish which allowed me to control the pace, she was tight but not overly so and I was able to go deep and slow and we both started to get into it. Swapped to doggy for a quite a while and then ended up in spoons kissing and rubbing her clit until I came, I don’t think she did but I could feel her pussy pulsing so who knows.

No rush to clean up or leave and we had a nice kiss and cuddle as I said goodbye, looking at my watch I’d only been there just over 50 mins and I guess I could have asked for more massage but it wasn’t that good and I’d had my fun and didn’t feel short-changed. She said she’d going to be in London next week and I’d like to see her again but I imagine it’ll be difficult to find her.

I’ll go back to this place at some point knowing it might be hit or miss, bit more of a risk given I don’t do pump and dumps so will have to go for a 60 mins but there might be the occasional gem like Amy.

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Cost
£280 for 90 mins in July.

Comms
Texted on the morning - was professional and easy to contact once booked. Confirmed via AW. She sent the precise address via text once I'd parked and it was easy to find.

Location
Near College Green. Discrete. Easy parking nearby. Nice, modern flat - although was absolutely boiling on the day, she was doing her best to cool the place with a liberal use of fans, but to no avail.

The girl
Very much GND. I was instantly attracted. Face 7-8/10; body 9/10. Shapely arse, great boobs. More than anything, she's just very magnetic and really gets involved. Very warm personality, we got on immediately.

The meet
A warm kiss on entry. I got showered immediately and returned to her in wonderful lingeire. French kissing to start as we explored bodies. I spotted a vibrator on the bedside so asked her to start with that as I fingered her and she sucked me. After she came/pretended to come, she got on top and grinded me into submission - she didn't mind a bit of light anal play either. Had a nice chat about everything for about 10 minutes and then she started stroking my cock to attention. After a variety of positions (doggy, prone bone, missionary) I couldn't cum again with a condom so she wanked me off to completion on her body whilst I fingered her with the toy on her clit. Finished on about 80 minutes, so I had another shower and left.

Overall
A solid 8-9/10. Very much a wonderful GFE meet. I just clicked with her and would love to repeat the next time I'm in Bristol.

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When - last week

Comms:

Messaged day before the meet. Got a fairly quick (not instant) response asking me to message again in the morning. I did just that and confirmed a time for later on the day.

Location:

In one of the new apartment buildings near Canary Wharf Station. Pretty clean and modern inside. No concierge. The flat felt extremely hot to me, despite the weather having cooled down. Decent sized room with a double bed and room to move around.

Girl:

Took a chance after seeing Viki's latest pictures, despite not knowing what her face looked like. When I saw her, I wasn't disappointed. Body was slightly slimmer than the pictures suggest, but curvy enough. Face was fairly good looking, although I'm not a big fan of enhanced lips. Her best feature is her eyes, which have a unique golden colour from what I remember. Had a really friendly and inviting demeanour from the start.

Service

As mentioned above, Viki was very welcoming and friendly all the way through the meeting, which was helpful as I was nervous on account of it being only my second meet with an SP. The demeanour was a major highlight throughout and she did an amazing job at seeming like she was interested in me (compliments, smiles etc), so great GFE from that perspective.

She welcomed me with LFK before cash was even exchanged, and invited me to give RO as soon as we got our clothes off. Tasted clean and seemed to enjoy it, although I could tell she didn't get over the line. She gave decent OWO with good eye and hand contact, and good amount of spit.

Went through missionary, CG, RCG, doggy, and spoons without needing lube. She was enthusiastic throughout, but for some reason it felt like I couldn't get very deep. That, combined with how hot the room was, and the extra thick condoms made it very difficult for me to get over the line, despite finding Viki attractive and enjoying myself a lot. Big credit to her for trying absolutely everything with her mouth and hands to help, but ended up having to finish the job myself with her giving LFK (with a very brief bit of tongue action). Can't believe I only managed one pop during the hour as I normally don't last anywhere near as long!

Left on the hour with a lip kiss to say goodbye. Overall a decent experience and would probably return when the temperature is a lot colder. Pretty sure she would've gotten me to come twice in the hour had it not been so hot in the room.

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When: A few weeks ago
Where: Outcall Manchester Hotel
Time: 1 hour
Cost: £200

Booking: AW, then WhatsApp. Easy and prompt.
Lady: Attractive and friendly. Face pics on her profile. Prettier in real life. Body fully natural and hourglass shape. Great natural boobs and a peachy arse.

The meet:
Arrived on time and came up to the room. Dressed discreetly.
Some chat and a few kisses.
Went to get chnaged into lingerie that I had requested.

She told me to strip down, moved onto deeper kissing, and explored each other.
Down on to her knees and took my cock in her mouth. Good blow OWO. Good eye contact and depth. Spitting on it when told to.
Took orders well. Needed a warning to get into things.
Onto the bed and stripped her down and then started giving her oral. Good response as she settled into the flow and let herself go a bit.
Alternated between her pussy and arse, spitting down into both.
Continued with fingers deep in her pussy until she came.

More oral on me and then on with the condom.
Started in missionary until got a rhythm up then got her legs on my shoulders. Took it deep and let herself go more. Plenty of kissing.

Flipped her over and pulled her to the edge of the bed and ate her arsehole which was tight and got the desired response as I pushed my tounge into her.

Then spent a good amount of time switching from eating her arse to ducking her from behind. Good hard strokes and took them without complaint.

Flipped her back over arse on the edge of the bed legs across one shoulder, pulling her into me to get as deep as possible.

Finished with her on top. Great view of her body and her natural boibs bouncing away as she rode me.

Finished with her around my throat!

Chat and the time was up.

Overall:
Attractive girl
Goes with the flow and accommodating.
I was expecting more of a kinky session from her profile but didn't take away from the eveing.

For the money - Chelsea Brook is still my go-to in manchester .
I would see her again though

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Managed to see Melissa second time lucky. This time she was based near Gants Hill and once again comms managed by maid and I think there were one or two other girls in the house. Her place is right by the main road and people were walking by so not discreet at all.

Paid 80 for 30 mins + extra 30 owo

Girl is pretty, facially my type would rate 8. Body wise would also rate 8, size 6 / 8. Stand about 5'5, slender body with small natural A tits. I actually quite fancy her. Only disappointment is that she charges literally everything extras like kissing my neck or body... these are things that I don't usually clarify as I thought they would be included...

Anyway, service wise was good. OWO was enthusiastic, was above average but was short. She put the dom on after 5 mins and started riding me in cowgirl which was decent. She then leaned her head against my head and I was pumping her hard. That was hot. We then switched to doggy then mish and after about 15 mins I couldn't hold it anymore and whipped off the condom and came on her body with a couple of cheeky shots landing on her face and in mouth as she was a bit surprised and opened her mouth when I came heavily in the first couple of shots.

Cleaned up and dressed up and left shortly after. Will return but it's a pain to get to Gants Hill.

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Saw Taryn recently. She's based near Sunbury station. Comms arranged with maid, it takes a few hours to get a reply so guess Taryn has been busy...

Paid 80 for 30mins + 10 OWO and 30 CIM

Taryn is the girl in the photos. I actually thought she's prettier than her AW photos. Size 6, stand about 5'6 with long jet black hair although I think she has hair extension down to mid waist level. Very pretty overall and would believe she is early 20's although profile says 26. Tits are soft though saggy but was a handful when I grabbed her titties when I was banging her from behind.

Service wise was good. OWO was very sloppy, I prefer a bit more gentle but for those of you who love DT and facefucking then she's the girl for you. She then put the johnny on and we did doggy first then cowgirl then mish. She loves to fuck hard especially in cowgirl and I had to hold myself otherwise would have finished way too early. Condom off before proceeding with cim. It was ok but the finale was too much hand to my liking but ok she got the job done   

Overall positive and would re-visit if she comes around again. I doubt she will stay longer than two weeks so catch her if you can 

Friday early afternoon at the walk down in Greek Street.

Early 30s, nice natural slim body. Not a stunner but a decent 7 out of 10. Good pair of tits. Blonde but not natural i guess. Couple of tattoos but nothing too off putting. No english at all. Not even a basic few words. Not sure where she is from.

Starting with a quick BJ which was decent and playful but too short. I signalled that i wanted more to which she replied something in foreign which i did not understand. T her credit, she went on with it - good effort. The. finished her from behind.

One of the better soho walk up experiences. 50 for sex, position. Options are now very limited so good to have someone new.

Walked in without an appointment and was met by Sophie, a Chinese girl in her late 30s. Quite pretty but when revealed her body was just average. Small boobs, not much bum and a bit of a mum tum. She was friendly enough and spoke fluent english so comms were easy.
Paid £60 for an hour and opted for a medium massage which was OK but seemed to be following a set pattern, and when I enquired about extras was told to wait until she'd finished her routine before discussing it.
Asked for RO and HJ, for which she asked how much. I offered £50 and she accepted but insisted on money up front. She got naked and lay on the table for RO, but it was not received with any great enthusiasm, although she was clean and fresh, and when she'd had enough the fake orgasm wouldn't win any oscars.
Agreed services were delivered, but the HJ was also a bit perfunctory, so its just a Neutral from me.

So, a small preamble. I am a long-time reader of this forum, and this is my first post. I attempted a few new experiences in the last years, not frequently, and honestly, I had negative or neutral at tops hits to the point that I though the problem was probably me not being cut. Therefore, I didn't think it was correct to write a bad review, if I was not sure what a positive really was for me.
I think that at a certain point I settled that probably massages with B2B were more the thing for me.

Hence the long time to post my first review.
But then, when timing was right, I really felt I wanted to try something more again.

I attempted first to go for Mel_Honey (AW/Kommons) but to plan in advance, she would ask for deposit, which I am not conformable with. Otherwise, I could go via Diva (as Ruby) but I was trying to avoid that because of the "not-neglectable" agency surcharge, and because it kind of breaks the role play game for me. I asked if I could try ping the same day to try and she said, "better not" and wished me good luck. That sounded more like a rejection, which I had to intention to follow up with at all.
So, I went for LatinaIna.

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So now, in a line, I can finally say it was great! And that you can get the best experience, have fun, relax, and enjoy at your best. And, why not, regain some confidence with yourself.

Contacted her in whatsapp. She replied instantly with prices and services, and we agreed a couple of days in advance quickly and with some voice messages and some SMS. I would have to confirm the day before and/or the same morning.
She is very responsive and with great English. And I want to remark this for later.
And she also agreed with enthusiasm for a specific kind of lingerie request, which was already a turn on.

The meet was a couple week ago in Earl's Court area.

A 300 damage, coming from 220 for 1hr + 30 FK and 50 OWO agreed in advance.

On the morning, I was given the postcode and once there, in a small street, I am pretty sure to have seen an older lady smoking nearby doing the screening.
 
After a bit I that I messaged that I arrived, got the full address.

As soon as I entered, I looked at her behind the door and I exulted in my head, as she was genuinely hot, curvy and young looking as I hoped.

We go upstairs, and I ask her to go first, and she giggles about the fact that she knows that in that way I can see admire her for a great perspective .
I think there was somebody else in the house, but I was focused elsewhere in that moment. When we go to the room, it is extremely small, the double bed barely fit, but there is space at end of the bed with a big mirror (probably not the best location). Not a problem for me.

She offered me a shower. I allude the fact that I had one already... and she interrupt me to confirm that she noticed indeed and I don't have to. I hand over the money that she insist to count together, and she leaves a moment (literally seconds) to stash and from moment she is back it is a tornado of grouping and grinding and light FK (because is the way I like it). This is the best pair boobs that to date that I remember, and in front of the mirror and I start to snap some mental picture for me. I asked to step down from her high hills so she bends her neck back and I can kiss her from the top while I keep a solid grip on these fabulous big boobs.
And from there was a loop of OWO, RO, cuddling, doggy, missionary and CG and reverse CG, and spooning (in this instance the one that I enjoy the most) - I want to try them all and she was always wet, no lube needed and always engaged.

And this is where the English make the difference (so much it might become a must for me). The communication is key: during the OWO I can tell her details and how much to go and when to stop to get the best out of it.
Don't miss-understand she is an expert and she know what you want, but the fact that she is willing to follow your guidance allow you make the pleasure to last even longer.

On the RO she was clean (I read other concern in other posts, but it is GO from me), she got more wet and she drove me to finger her more. So, when the Dom was on, I felt that she was really enjoying - I couldn't say wherever the moans were clearly fake - like I could in previous experience - and that was a massive turn on.

However, I was focusing on myself I admit.
So, I drove her to doggy where she can definitely take a good pounding, missionary (maybe is the age, but is no longer one of favourite), CG and I wanted to go for a spoon where I could grab her and kiss her from behind.
At a point she proposed a reverse CG, and I admit it was heaven.

I took a break to restart. This means that in total I burned a couple of her good quality durex (another big positive from me... as before I had some unknown brand that it gave me some irritation (it happened only that time so I cannot say more) so that I considered buying myself and bring as closed box (although I didn't at then end)).

In between round I asked her to stay in front of the mirror and grip all her body from the boobs to the ass. That was just incredible.

At the end at the 45-min mark I ask her if I could come on her boobs and she immediately started to tit-wank me. In a matter of seconds, I unloaded an entire week of expectations... and she laughed acknowledging that I was clearly saving for her .

A quick shower (a little bit strange because it is bathtub without the curtains - it might be because it is a new place). She went to clear herself in another bathroom. While going to the shower, she said she was sure we were alone.
After that, a relaxing 10 min of chat while I was getting dressed - she was lightly vaping a little (no bad smell so not a problem for me). She told me that she is Maxican, Colombian with a quarter Japanese, which makes the whole experience even more interesting.
I left I think 5 min earlier, happy man with a big smile. I got the feeling that I could have longer as there was no clock watching.

Honestly it was great for me. Knowing that I am 1-pop guy now, I controlled well and I had full round of 45 minutes, without any sort of performance enhancement: that is the calibre of how much positive Latina Ina was for me.

So I am gonna attempt my first Pro/Cons end-snippet:
Pro:
-   Easy and Quite Location
-   Great Communication and English
-   Great Body
-   Flowless experience
-   Huge Engagement
Cons:
.... I cannot really think of any ...
(maybe it was not cheap, but I can see the step up with previous cheaper experience, so it is not a Cons for me)

Would I return?
when the time is right... hell yeah!

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I’ve been going here off and on for years, before Covid it was mainly legit, giving very good genuine Thai massages. After Covid it changed hands and became an average R&T place, usually with middle-aged Thai masseuses providing a good massage and at least a reasonable extras offer at around £50.

So on this occasion I went for an hour’s deep tissue one Wednesday afternoon in August, expecting more or less the same. What I actually got was different and I’m still not sure what to make of it. I have given a positive though as it was a good massage and she did everything pretty well.

I’d booked about 30 minutes in advance by phone, and arrived to be greeted by an older woman who I guessed was East European. I pay £60 for deep tissue (def my maximum). I would have been happy to go with her, but was sent to the room and there met Lucy – not what I was expecting, she being a well-built and glamourous (that’s the only word I can think of) Thai around thirty. Have to say while she did have an almost model-like face, she wasn’t particularly my type. She left the room, I stripped off and she returned, I wasn't yet lying down as I wanted to sort out the extras before the massage, like I always do these days.

So I ask for B2B, and Lucy (who has limited English) says its £100… normally at Siam House I pay £50, so I was taken aback – Lucy sees my expression and starts to explain that she’s very special and well worth the money etc. After a fair bit of negotiation, not helped by the language barrier, we agree £80 as it’s clear she isn’t going to go below that, though I’m not exactly sure what I’m going to get (OK yes, poor tradecraft, over the odds etc).

The massage that follows is pretty good – 7.5/10 – she’s certainly trained and strong, what I don’t realized until near the end is that she’s naked throughout… this has certainly never happened before, but was clearly part of the deal. After 40-odd minutes she turns me over and starts on my front, it’s very pleasant and teasing, especially as I can now appreciate her firm naked body and she’s happy with touching boobs and bum… she moves to my penis, getting it hard enough to start jerking me off (this can be an issue these days), and spends a good amount of time moving between hard and soft strokes. She does allow access to her pussy, though I don’t try much in that area. It feels pretty mechanical TBH though she certainly knows her stuff, and I end with a sort of half-climax which is actually ok by me.

I can’t see Lucy doing well in this location, very few are going to pay £80-100, she says she spends two days a week here (obviously Wednesday and I think Thursday) but also works in a parlour in the City. I guess that’s where her pricing comes from. I’ll be giving Siam House a miss for a while.

Cost

80 for 30

logistics

Little block next to old st. Usually 2 girls working in 2 flats. Tight but right shower. Massage table and lights low
. Comms on point

Girl

Late 20s slim size 8 Ukrainian with flat stomach, tidy batty and B cup breasts
 Both pierced. Nice face, some work done. Tits next. Good amount of make up. Black underwear and neglige.

Action

I can only describe this as 30 mins of Ukrainian or Russian massage. 20 mins on the back and legs. No RU or Cc. Nothing sensual. Finally some b2b at end rubbing over the back. Nothing more then some final tickles and ball stroking
 Then the turn. Little standing by the side whilst she worked balls and Johnson. I had a suck on the nipples after asking her to get closer. Everything down below off limits. Juiced done, nice chat after the shower. No chat during. Too vanilla for me. No extras.

Won't see her again
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I didn't manage to see her during her last visit, but as soon as she returned, I decided to put that right.

Type: Incall
Duration: 1 Hour
Fee: £300

Services: DFK, OWO, 69

Comms
Messaged Katya and got a quick reply. She was friendly in the chat and agreed to send a few extra photos that are not on the profile - that was a nice touch.

Flat
There is a concierge in the building, but entry was no problem as no one asked any unnecessary questions. The apartment itself had been recently renovated, and the shower room was stocked with various men's toiletries..a nice touch.

Girl
Katya is a young, petite girl with expressive curves and a striking kind of beauty. Her looks are a bit different from the typical Slavic appearance, which actually makes her stand out and draws the eye even more. She greeted me warmly - almost as if she had been looking forward to the meeting. There was real drive and openness about her that you felt straight from the doorway.

Service
She was properly engaged in the process and clearly focused on giving pleasure rather than just working through a set routine. Active when it mattered, yet happy to follow whatever I asked for. There was little need to say much - she seemed to know what to do and when.
After we finished I asked if she would give me a short massage and she agreed without any fuss. She also did not rush me when I took a bit longer in the shower afterwards.

Notable points
Only minor points were the presence of the concierge (though it caused no issues) and one quick glance at the clock near the end (nothing rude).

Conclusion
Really enjoyable session. Katya is attractive in a distinctive way, energetic, attentive and delivers with genuine involvement. The little extras at the end were a nice bonus.

Would I go back? Yes.
Overall: Positive

Well reviewed shop on here and I have previously been to see Lisa twice. First time was amazing and the second time (as a known customer) was considerably lack luster so didn't want to see her again.

45 minutes + HE
£40 + £20

Cici is young and slim and provided a pretty good normal massage throughout. Price agreed after she got a little bit more sensual and we agreed to £20 HE only. No idea if she offers more

When she asked me to turn, what I thought was about half way through I was a little suspicious I was about to be turned over within a normal 30 minute slot.

However she delivered 10-15 minutes of excellent hand work with lots of oil. I still think I was only there for 30-35 minutes so still a little short changed

Happy to recommend

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Saw this SP a few weeks ago at a house in horley near some of the airport hotels and by the train station - fairly discreet but still ppl milling about. Comms were all good, arranged about an hour before. Booked for half hour at the advertised price and paid 20 extra for owo I think - maybe 30 but can’t remember. In the house and first glimpse of violet - smoking hot, pretty face and a banging Brazilian bod with a nice big but perfectly shaped ass. She’s friendly and chatty and speaks good English. Took a quick shower - no issues as the house was modern and clean. Into the room and a bit of light kissing but think full kissing is extra.
Hands all over that ass. She was wearing a matching red set and had just come out the shower btw. She goes down to deliver owo which was ok but after less than a minute she reaches for the condom - I said no and asked her to continue. She did but it was a pretty lacklustre bj - holding my shaft with 2 fingers and thumb whilst sucking the tip. Did this for another couple of mins and then into sex - went with doggy as I wanted to see that ass - came pretty fast but was a nice sight. Nice chat afterwards and off I went. Maybe she’d be a bit more invested if it were an hour sesh.

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OK Viva street punts are never that great, but every now and then one surprises you, this one didn't ! So I walked into this knowingly !
Mid August, early afternoon, I had an urge and was in the area. Didn't want to bust £120+ notes so resorted to Viva Street.
To say this was weird is an understatement starting from the phone call. Her mobile is either made out of a potato or she's talking with it in a microwave, absolutely useless reception so only hear one in every three words. What I could make out she sounded quite gentle .

Address given just off Ken High St (Kensington Gardens End up by the swanky new multi million pound (empty) apartments). Im waiting outside one of the entrances that she directs you to and then more poor phone calls only to resort to text and she then directs you to a door on the other side of the street - obviously once she has had a good look at you !
Builders in the street so no one paying any attention, not that i really give a shit if they were ! 
Tells you to be extra quiet and not to let the door slam.

The usual, opens the flat door (ground floor) hiding behind and then the big reveal !!!!
Christ ! First thing i notice is she got a syrup on (a wig)  and its really badly fitting.
She's tall and slim, quite a decent figure, but this wig really throws me.
She then starts  with the 'relax, sit down, relax' talk and her accent is slightly scandanavian but she must have been here for some time because theres a London side to it. I thought fuck it don't do the £90 for an hour, do £60 for 30 mins - all I want to do is empty the balls !
I'm not sure if she was stoned, drunk, or simply just a bit of an airhead or all three. She actually offered me alcohol, think it was a bottle of prosecco (unopened)  but I declined.

She stepped out of her bra and pants and heels, good body, nice b cup tits,  threw some manky rug ontop of the bed and then put a roll of paper tissue over that. Wet wiped my cock, and balls and hands - no shower offered which was odd.
On the front for a small massage (not bad, but not great) , she gave the balls and cock a few feels and strokes, but im still wondering about the really bad wig!

On the flip she wet wipes my hands, cock and balls again,  and gives some head - decent enough - she actually said you can play with her pussy and tits. Fair enough had a rub and she carried on sucking (with condom). She then says 'lets have sex' in a very strange way, difficult to describe, not in a bad way, but just weird !
 
She hops on top and I have no idea if i am inside her or not as she has her hand down there, after 5 mins of this I said , look im not come like this, the old boy was listing. She then gave a blow job (with the condom on) and then when I was coming (by her hand at this point), she literally just stopped, literally, first shot and bang she stopped. I thought what the fucking hell is that all about and carried on myself!
The only plus was that it was way over 30 mins, almost an hour by the time i left if you can take that as a plus. Very Alice in Wonderland !

So if you want a weird, bad wig wearing, early/mid thirties Scandinavian all be it (with a decent body) then for £60 you're away !
Personally I should have just got home and had a wank, but you all know, that doesn't always do the trick !

Would I return - er NO, not unless I was doing more research for my next book 'The Weirdest Punts' Volume 69!
       
Onwards my punting friends !!!

£150 - 1 hour.

I sent a text a few days in advance to book and Olina replied fairly promptly to confirm. Olina also sent me a text on the day to confirm.   

Jinny is based in a nice quiet block of flats about a 10-15 minute walk from Tower Hill station. I managed to get myself hopelessly lost but got there in the end slightly flustered and just about on time. Jinny opened the door wearing a pink bra and pink knickers. She is about 5'2" tall I would say with quite long black hair, natural breasts with quite large nipples and a round bum. I can't say I was immediately attracted to her though to be honest.

A bit of a hug, very light kissing and a bit of touching ensued before I gave her the money. We undressed and we took a shower together. Whether she is just fastidious I don't know but the shower was just a little too long for my liking. A possible time wasting tactic, of course. The bathroom was fine and had lots of toiletries and mouthwash.

We went into her bedroom which was fine and thankfully cool. She asked me to sit on the bed and she started to suck my cock as she beckoned me to look in her large wall mirror. Her oral skills were good if just a little toothy. We then lay on the bed together for a little kiss and cuddle but unfortunately I found her to be a little bit reticent in this department so gave up on that. I do like a bit of kissing and cuddling to instigate proceedings but I could tell that just was not on the menu unfortunately. She gave me some more oral, I licked her pussy and we then 69'd. She then started to wank me off using far too much lube. She then sucked my cock again and I came in her mouth. She went to spit out and on her return gave me a pleasant functional massage until it was time to go. I had another shower and she helped me on with my clothes.           

As I have said, I just wasn't particularly attracted to her unfortunately. A while on and reflecting upon it maybe I should go for 30 minutes when I see somebody for the first time(?). I found her pleasant and nice enough personality wise albeit maybe just a little reserved. Most of the little conversation we had was instigated by me.

Anyway, I have marked neutral. As I say, personality wise she was nice enough and fairly pleasant but just not for me I am afraid. It was a functional experience and I left feeling just a little underwhelmed unfortunately. However, I wouldn't see her again. I see she does have some good reviews so YMMV, of course...

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