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North West / Crewe - Massage with warm oils
« by kelly140 on July 20, 2026, 08:20:47 am »
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Massage was two weeks ago in a shop called Kats Thai External Link/Members Only. It’s a nice well maintained shop. I sent a text via through VS. The shop is down a side road with not many people about though there were some builders working around the corner.

Amy is lovely, smiley, nice, had a pretty next door look about her, I would suggest she is about early forties, didn’t look like the girl I the VS ad in my opinion. She asked if I wanted any extras on top of massage for an hour (£50). These were HE £30, Topless, £50, Naked £80.

I went for topless, unfortunately this didn’t occur until the end of the massage which kind of sums up my experience which was disappointing. The massage was weak, a bit boring doing the same body parts and movement over and over again. Also very oily with no mention of a shower but the oil wasn’t scented so not a big deal. No sensual touches until the HE at the end where she straddles you at the foot of the massage table with her top off. Hand job was ok.

I would say she’s a b cup, with large nipples. Usual clean up at the end.

Overall; she’s a nice lady, massage was poor and disappointing and for that I wouldn’t go back.

1452
North West / Poppy - Boudoir Babes Middleton
« by Shutty238 on July 20, 2026, 07:44:25 am »
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Is also on adultwork as little secret x

£200 hour sub meet (price advertised is £100 phone for none sub meet)

Comms direct with Poppy, my requirements and her limits were discussed extensively before hand. Is also very submissive in language and via text. Will use your preferred title, I.e. sir/master etc.

Location is a hired dungeon/BDSM room in a shared space. Loads of nearby parking. Receptionist pleasant bloke, seemed to want a bit of banter. Not for me - in & out. Literally.

Looks. Poppy is tiny, and I would say very pretty. Nice little body but definitely 5+ years over advertised. Stayed in her sub role entirely throughout, as others have said this seems to be a lifestyle choice.

Services. This was a fairly at times extreme bdsm meet all within agreed rack protocols. Made full use of toys (varying size dildos wands) and equipment (belt/flogs etc) available and Poppy was fantastic with her endurance and willingness. She confessed to having a stretching kink which we explored. Deep throat face fucking and hard anal provided with cum in throat finish. Aftercare previously discussed was provided, before hopping out into the sunshine.

Different kind of meet to my usual but one I've explored tentatively in civvy life. Great meet and would fully recommend. Nice girl.


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West Midlands / Brazilian xxl - birmingham
« by Vanilla95u on July 20, 2026, 12:44:25 am »
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200 - 1 hour

She keeps changing names but she offers great service

She is very beautiful , same like in the photos, very young and clean , her English is very basic but enough to understand each other when about sex.
She is good top about 8 inch, she likes to fuck hard and with passion, she did cum twice .

I would definely come back to see her.

1454
West Midlands / Pietra domine - Birmingham
« by Vanilla95u on July 20, 2026, 12:28:53 am »
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200 - 1h

Very cute Brazilian TS, her English is really good
She is the same like in the pictures, tall and dominant, she don’t have the boobs done but she looks really feminine .

She is great in bed and looking to please , her cock it’s about 8 inch and quite thick , she fucked me a lot in 1 hour .

Good service

1455
West Midlands / Ts Nicolle - Birmingham
« by Vanilla95u on July 20, 2026, 12:20:24 am »
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250 - 1h

The girl same like in the pic, good English , no boobs but very feminine, her cock thin, 6-7 inch but very bent downwards.
She is good top and bottom and stayed hard.

Location: Novotel

Very distant and time watcher distracted by the phone most of the times .

Would I come back ? No.. just because of her lack of professionalism.


1456
London / Emily - House of Divine - Victoria
« by spirogreek on July 19, 2026, 11:49:48 pm »

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This was a disaster...
I call for Emily first time to book today for 17:00
7 min before time i ring the bell downstairs in Victoria then behind the door Emily open, she greet me with a kiss and ask me for water, i said no just i wash my hands, she led me to the back room, and stay with me, straight she ask let's short the paperwork....so i had that ready and handed to her. i started undressing, and she had a whole top colourful one piece together, she started kissing me while i tried to remove my trouser... and i stop she drop just the top, and give me her tit to kiss, i did, and i said excuse me, so i manage to undress...when i come closer and i start folding lightly on top of the cloth, she said no fingers, you can touch anywhere else..I was standing and she drop to give me some owo, for 2 min... i was stil flacid, she turn arround to use gel, she remove the baby doll, and she try and apply a condom to me while still we are on the min 4... and climb on the bed for dogy.... i said excuse me can we go slowly, and she turn said yes, so i lie on the bed and she tried oral with the condom on.... after another 4-5 min, she climb on top, but i was still not ready so she realise the condom is coming out, and she remove it... then she reach and open another one, and apply that somehow, starting again with some oral with for another 5 min, saying excited... then sh turn for doggy, but i could not do anything at that pount, and i said leave it we started wrong... I said i will write a review, you try to force me in 2 min, to sex, no 69 no nothing, i will write a review... the time was something like 13 min padt, she said we can do 69 we still have time... (she had the lube already)... i said no thank you, then she started oh you are Spiro they told me who always complain.... I told her that i am a good customer of Apple etc... and i wrote the reviews as the happen, also i have many good ones... and it is the first time i had someone behave like in Soho 10min punt... She started telling me you offending me now...And sex is like that...  I dress by that time and 17:15 i ring the bell upstairs so an African maid come out from the upstairs and i explain.. she oromice me to tell the main maid Tracy.... So i left with 100£ out of my pocket lighter, and a bad mood...

1457
London / Miranda Hot Babe - Bayswater W2
« by Malvolio on July 19, 2026, 11:26:28 pm »
This punt took place in April - forgot to review it at the time

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Cost: £170 for one hour

Comms: Sent her a WhatsApp and got my booking arranged within ten minutes.  In person her English was OK

Location: Reasonable flat about a ten-minute walk from Paddington station.

Looks: Definitely not as hot as her AW photos would suggest - I'd put her in her early thirties.

Figure: As per the AW photos - enhanced tits and a trim figure that I found very attractive.

Services: It was all a bit meh - she wasn't disinterested, but at no point in the punt did I think she was fully engaged.  I've found the Thai providers tend to have a very good attitude, but that wasn't the case here.  Still enjoyed shagging her, which is what scores this a neutral.

Would I revisit:  No chance

1458
East England / Kylie Twin Girl Cambridge
« by thundercrackerxx on July 19, 2026, 10:19:59 pm »
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30 minutes=£110

Saw the twins together when they first visited Cambridge and had a great time with them. One off the bucket list having a twin naked in each arm either side of me then taking turns on them! But of the two I preferred Kylie who seemed a little more shy than her sister but also more into it once we we fucking. Less ''professional'' than her sister dare I say, but in a good way. So this time around I just wanted to see her alone to focus on.
Very pretty brunette with a body which looks better in person. I find her and her sisters main profile pics make them look a little too thin and shapeless but they are far better in person.
Booked easily and on arrival she recognised ands remembered me which was nice and seemed excited to see me. Straight away it was very passionate and she was all over me kissing and groping each other. She told me she hadn't had a decent fuck since leaving the UK before and needed it! So I was happy to passionately pound the shit out of her. Missionary, doggy and cowgirl, no holding back. It was one of the very hot days which slightly made it uncomfortable due to all the sweat but damn it was an energetic and passionate time! Lots of kissing which got a bit salty due to the sweat but we didn't let that hold us back. Finished by wanking over her body, ten minutes over time. There had even been a knock on the bedroom door at one point and she told them to go away!
Kylie may well be the best punt I've had. Top 5 for sure. Deff want to see her again.



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Scotland / Rose_Roberta - Glasgow bait and switch
« by JackLad on July 19, 2026, 09:53:53 pm »
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Back into it after a long while, bit of a false start.

100 for 30 minutes.

Location:
Near St George’s cross, ground floor flat. Decent enough, no complaints.

The girl:
Absolutely not the one in the photos. Slim, big bolt ons that don’t look great. 7-10 years older than stated, not ugly but nowhere even close to as pretty as the girl in the photos. Heavily tattooed, not toned, big c section scar. Not a word of English, someone else is definitely running her phone.

Services:
Fairly basic, nothing extra requested or provided.

I decided to stay as initial impressions were she wasn’t terrible looking but yeah as stated above, a big downgrade in looks.

Lacklustre hand job (with a condom on). Few seconds of oral then sex in various positions until I eventually came. Left about 10 minutes early. Looked like she’d rather be anywhere else aside from the occasional and very random smile and face stroke from her which felt really out of place given her general demeanour.

Wont be back.




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North East / Francesca - Mi Amour - Newcastle
« by The Outsider on July 19, 2026, 09:04:49 pm »
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I recently booked half an hour with Francesca for which I paid £70.

Communications

Straight forward as you’d expect.  A phone call to set things up, then all details text over straight away.  I do prefer that to the way other agencies make you wait until 5 minutes before for the door number.  It’s much easier to be discreet when you’re not hanging around waiting.

Location

The venue was a city centre hotel, not far from the Centre for Life and the railway station.  The booking text gave directions to the lifts.  There is some on street parking, but the nearby multi-story is more predictable.  You do have to pay by card in the car park though, so be aware of that if you’re sharing a bank account.

First impressions

When Francesca opened the door I was very pleased.  The photos on the website don’t give much away, but she is a pretty brunette with a firm body and big natural boobs.  She is probably somewhere close to the stated age of 35.   On this occasion she was wearing classy black underwear and stockings, along with slightly less classy knee high boots.  It was a good look.

Main event

With money exchanged I moved in for a kiss, and this was all very natural.  She kissed passionately and with a little bit of tongue action.  Clothes were quickly shed, and knelt down to perform OWO.  This was very good, and she went deep repeatedly.  We moved to the bed for more of the same before she went on top and rode me while her boobs softly grazed my face.  After another couple of positions, I came while in doggie.  I’m not sure if CIM was an option because that wasn’t the direction the punt went in.

Conclusion

This was a fun half hour.  Francesca hasn’t been working long, but she clearly knows what she’s doing.  She’s definitely worth a look.   

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East England / BLESSINGEBONY and Sofia - Duo - Norwich
« by Mrfoxxx on July 19, 2026, 08:26:33 pm »
External Link/Members Only = BLESSINGEBONY. I can no longer find Sofia’s AW account.

A bit of a stab in the dark was this punt. BLESSINGEBONY at the time (punt happened around one month ago) had no review on UKPunting, however Sofia had one positive from another punter who visited her whilst in Norwich. The Vivastreet link in that review, is no longer valid.

£150 duo for 30 minutes inc OWO. Central Norwich location.

I spoke with both over the phone and both sounded encouraging.

Blessing also goes by the stage name of Candy. I found both Candy and Sofia very attractive. Neither’s AW profile does them any justice at all.

Both ladies had fantastic tits, and came across as genuine and friendly.

Commenced with the three of us standing, me sucking on Sofia’s large tits and Candy groping me through my boxers. Candy dropped to her knees and continued groping and kissing at my cock through the boxers before revealing my cock which she loved slapping across her face between sucking. Lots of ball work too with Candy commenting on how she loves sucking well shaved balls.

Onto the bed an I’m straight onto Candy’s tits, superb and a great physique. Both had their hands all over me as I had mine over them. Only disappointment was no kissing, some DFK with each would have took the encounter to another level. A four hand tantric massage commenced and lasted sometime before Candy puts on a surgical style glove and lubes my cock. I couldn’t last long, although Candy warned me to warn her to stop if I felt myself reaching climax. The remainder of the time was spent with further massage until time was up.

Candy and Sofia both commented on how polite and clean the punters of Norwich are, stating some cities they now avoid as so many punters have low hygiene standards. Both hope to return to Norwich in September.

I’d opt to see Candy again, solo.. with Sofia as a plan b.

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