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Happened 11/09

Comms: Very Good
Texted her around 9:00 to ask when she will start working, responded 10:15, booked her for 11:00.
Provided postcode etc very quickly, then the typical Rom vetting - nationality, colour, cock size....
Forgot to give her a 15 minute warning, but she was okay, just needed to give her 5 minutes.
Her English is good.

Meeting

Usual behind the door, wearing a dress, fit body. Shoes off then up into the bedroom, stairs lethal. Sorted out the paperwork, £50 30min, no extra's, which she just stashed next to the bed, no leaving the room. Slipped off her dress to reveal a body FAF. Her pictures give you the impression her arse is big, but it's not. Sat on the bed as I undressed. I had a good feel of her tits and arse before lying on the be for a blowjob, this is where her big lips come into play, she is brill at giving a blowjob, didn't mind me having a good feel of her pussy. She then offered 69 which I gladly accepted. Her pussy was clean and no smell.
After a while I asked if I could have a meal at the Y, which she gladly obliged, she did say she finds it hard to cum from pussy eating, she doesn't make any sounds, so it's hard to judge if she is enjoying it. Did notice her stomach contracting a couple of times, so maybe she was.

Then onto her riding me and me getting a good feel of her boobs. She rides well and grips you nicely. Onto missionary, the only negative is like when being eaten she does not make any noise, her breathing slightly increased, but that's about all. Finished with a nice oily handjob.

She did mention she shares the house with Jessy and then immediately said "no we do not work together" when I smiled.

Overall I enjoyed fucking her, she has a very nice body, but could do with some acting training, doesn't really get physical and make noises.

For £50 quid it was good VFM.

Might try Jessy the next time I feel the urge.

She did say she was going back to Rom for a month, but see she is still advertising.....

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South West / Miss Elizabeth - Bristol
« by DagenhamDave on September 17, 2026, 08:52:34 am »
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Meeting happened in early September 2026, paid £200 for 1 hour.

What was i thinking!!

I had read previous reviews of Miss Elizabeth but due to lack of of decent options in Bristol and thinking that I knew best and she does look great on her profile, i booked her for an hour.
I have never had a poorer experience tbh.

I had read that her attitude was questionable but thought that if I was polite, respectful, courteous and just not a problem client in any way then i might just have a nice time with her, very wrong.
She is based in Clifton, flat is nice enough, on arrival I was made to feel very unwelcome and really should have walked.

I asked for a shower before we started (which i had requested in the text messages), that was wrong, i turned the shower on wrong, opened the shower door wrong, she just never stopped moaning.
After that we moved on to the 'action' which was just ridiculous, not allowed to touch her anywhere, have to lie a certain way on the bed, god help you if you touch one of the pillows on the bed, that launched her into 10 minutes of telling me what great quality the pillows were ffs and how long they take to arrange and are not to be moved under any circumstances, it was all completely weird.

Eventually she got me hard (I really don't know how as I was losing the will to live at this point) but she insists on her set routine and takes major offence if you suggest anything outside of that, she just wanted to give me oral the whole time which wasn't even good, i let her know that i wouldn't cum that way and could we maybe 'move on', another big mistake by me, that launched her into another rant, saying she's 'high class' and all her clients love what she does and no one ever has questioned that, made it sound as if she was doing me a favour by even seeing me.  At this point I gave up as I thought she was just getting really weird.  Made an excuse, got dressed and left, felt utterly dejected afterwards and just confused about the whole thing.

Best avoided, safe to say i shall never return, £200 wasted but lesson learnt, never think you know better than UKP reviews  :D

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Scotland / BabiBarbara07, Paisley
« by rogue5 on September 17, 2026, 08:49:31 am »
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1 hour incall - £130 +£20 kissing

Cum twice in hour rule.
Comms - whatsapp
Location - 20 minutes walk from town centre
Lady - As in pictures but shorter hair

Usual hiding behind door on entry and next to no english.
At first girl seemed nervous and shy, but upon underssing I discovered a pierced clit, so took it she was open to most things on my mind!
Throughout she seemed quite cheerful and willing.
Usual basic massage, flipped over for some fingerplay and nipple sucking, she seemed to enjoy, the only resisitance I felt was to the kissing, which I had specifically paid extra for. It was close/semi closed mouth the whole time, eventually I just gave up.

Venue - I see she has now moved to Glasgow, so this may not be relevant. In future I will be asking foreign girls working in Paisley if they have shower available, if they say no I will presume its this venue and not book.

Room is on first floor of venue, where there are three doors all marked "Bedroom x", inside the room is a large double bed, a small sofa, a TV and a microwave. I didnt even see a tap, never mind bathroom. Presumably the rooms on each floor are sharing the bathroom, I noticed on the way out, at the end of corridor.

Through out the meet there were people coming and going outside, so every few minutes it sounded like someone had just burst through the bedroom door! She seemed quite relaxed by all this, but it was a bit much for me.
Never Again.



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North West / LucyBlondexx - Manchester
« by Lonestaruk on September 17, 2026, 08:37:39 am »
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Found myself heading up to the Manchester area early this week and had a look at who was available that evening. Lucy responded that she was available and we confirmed the meet. It was a 2 hour drive so, as agreed, I let her know when I was leaving and my eta. Pulled up to her place about 10 mins before our scheduled time to find 3/4 text from Lucy an hour before saying she was ready and I could come earlier if I wanted. Sent a message to say I'd arrived and got no response. Rang a couple of times but no answer. About 15 mins past our agreed time, I sent a final message saying I guess we are not meeting up then. Thats when she started to respond. Apparently, because I didn't respond to her earlier texts (how was I supposed to, I was driving) she had left and she started to call me all the names under the sun. I didn't respond and blocked her number.

Plenty more fish in the sea and £200 notes saved

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Yorkshire & the Humber / Abbie Westwood - Morley
« by Lee_HXX on September 17, 2026, 08:17:09 am »
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This one been on my hotlist for a while and decided to take the plunge, sent a text and she asked me to call so we arranged for 3pm that day. Sent me address and when I was closer told me to to park on her drive, a little disconcerting but nothing to worry about. On arrival, greeted by a fit tall blonde and was very much to my liking and the little man was hard in an instant!

Everything with her is false but I kinda like that, asked me to strip and before I knew it she was giving me OWO which felt good, managed to get a feel of her, her tits were rock hard tho but still nice,, we went to 69 and her pussy was clean and shaved and felt good. After some kissing I bagged up and had her in doggy and what a sight, something about long blonde hair turns me on and I was cumming in no time, I am a one shot man so this did the job for me, spent the rest of the time just chatting about everyday life etc and no rush for me to leave.
I would deffo return tbh.

Paid £150 for 30 mins, probably over paid for what I got but I can't cum twice in 30 mins!

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Yorkshire & the Humber / Jenny Gnd - Dronfield
« by MrGiggs on September 17, 2026, 07:34:47 am »
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Saw this lady last month.
Good comms, easily arranged for a 15m ‘blow and go’ with CIM.
Parked on adjacent st maybe 2-3 minutes away, directions given to door.
Entered house, asked to take shoes off and be quite quiet as was still early- neighbours etc.
Jenny is the lady in the pictures, previous reviewer said ‘girl next door/the girl you wondered about at work’ and I thought that was accurate.

Anyway she strips off for OWO. Technique good, lots of attention paid to balls.
This had the desired effect, and I soon CIM.
To Jenny’s credit she took it absolutely all and carried on for what felt like 15-30 seconds after I’d came.
She popped off the bathroom to spit it out.

All in all, was very satisfied with no complaints.

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South East / Vivi - Milton keynes
« by lutonfun08 on September 17, 2026, 02:57:31 am »
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This punt as shown me the importance of listening to the voice in your head instead of the one between your legs

Coms - Straight forward and quick

Accommodation - Hotel in MK Centre

The girl - She is very attractive profile pictures are accurate

Services -OWO both ways and her Cum

Rates - £250 for the hour

Action - Normally I have a system of only picking punts with positive reviews on here due to my in frequency of punting but this time I saw one neutral and thought it wasn't that bad oh boy that was a mistake. My practice is to book in advance but on this day I had a few punts lined up as my main then several backups, as all of them hadnt replied (Turns out they were all moving to new locations just my luck) I messaged Vivi who replied quickly now my first flag for me was the price normally that would of made me say no but I decided her looks make up for it. Any how I drive to MK and parked up texted her I had arrived and got directions to her. Once I got to the room and was let in I was very happy with what I saw and at this point all my concerns where starting to disappear, I hand over the cash and had a quick shower. Once out I walked back to her I take my towel off as she pops her bra off keeping her panties on for now, this is when things started to go down as we start grouping each other I go in for some light kissing when I was told Kissing was extra. At 250 an hour LK being extra is my first flag anyway I push on and keep going. As she gets hard I go down for some OWO on her she seems happy with it then I go back up and kiss her nipples as she we both jerk each other off. This is now where the next flag appears, she start jerking herself off fast and ends up cumming, not how I wanted it she then asks for me to cum I'm thinking well we are very early into this punt so if I cum now ill be able to cum again so fine. I ask her to go down on me which she does a little as OWO feels great but hard to say as shes stops to then take me out and jerk me over her tits until I cum. I think oh well still got another 50 mins left so plenty of time for more fun. She takes me for a shower where we both get cleaned up this is then the final flag she start acting like the punt is over taking a few pictures of her self then she starts to get dressed and messages on her phone. I mentioned I still have about 45 mins left where im then told only one cum in the hour. Now I'm pissed at the waste of money and time but feel arguing is pointless maybe someone else in my situation would of pushed back to get some money back but I was disappointed in myself for going against my usual practice so I just get changed and go. I left feeling I wasted my time and money for very little in return.



My first Negative punt and a big learning curve to stick to your process, for me last time I see anyone with out positive reviews on here and no more last minute punts with new girls.

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Wales / Catielya--Barry
« by aps on September 17, 2026, 12:55:24 am »
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She is an agency girl, also has a AW profile (probably managed by the agency)
Booking--via agency, quick responses as usual, arranged time, given post code. Residential area in Barry, no issues with parking and apartment with plenty of flats, so no issues with getting in and out--was given the flat number and she buzzed in when ready
Pretty and young girl in early to mid 20s. Pictures are accurate. Dressed in pretty lingerie. Few small tattoos and piercings, clean shaven, decent size (handful) natural tits.
Initially she seemed a bit anxious when I mentioned that I look for GFE--she said that she would have got some wine ready and worn different clothes--but I was fine with her as she was. Clean tidy flat.
She is a smoker but the smell was very faint.
Services--DFK, Oral was with covering--good sloppy action. Covered sex in CG, missionary and doggy and cum in rubber.

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London / Throat Queen Jasmine
« by Iz88 on September 16, 2026, 11:55:31 pm »
This is my 3rd time seeing her, the first i have review, the 2nd i did not but it was much better than the first time, the 3rd however, i feared for my life. Im still getting flashbacks of it..

Otw into the city and wanted a quick throat session where I can pay 30 for a 10 min throat rub and was so looking forward to it. All the comms were great and got there earlier than expected and was given the local as per usual.

Went up knock on the door and like the tin says "no talking, get naked and lie down". Exactly what i done but i left the prescription sunnies on. She looked at me and took off my glasses and put it on the bed. She then proceeded to give me the most demonic stare i have ever seen to the point where i was so uncomfortable and had "gym dick". I glanced at her face and literally was scared shitless. Like i have done the most awful unforgivable thing ever. This lasted for a good 30-40s and she left and went to the other room.

I was like WTF is happening - got dressed took my money and got the fuck out of there, pronto. I looked at my phone and she had sent me a text saying "please leave, cant provide the service for you, please leave".

Honestly im gutted i had lost a throat gem. Im aware of all the bad reviews on her but i thought i was one of the lucky ones but FML... never again


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London / Carol Natural Body - Wimbledon
« by pokhim3 on September 16, 2026, 11:06:52 pm »
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Saw her via VS, walked in an immediately opted for GFE which she delivered.

Carol is a gorgeous Brazilian blonde, all-natural, beautiful tits, slightly curvy body. Speaks good English. Small flat in Wimbledon (not sure how long she’ll be there — these girls move around a bit).

Straight into deep French kissing (first time I’ve had that in a long while with a girl in the UK). She gave a slightly toothy blowjob, then we went missionary and doggy. She takes full penetration no problem and likes it hard. I finished in doggy.

Pussy tasted and smelled great, everything felt natural and good. Stayed a bit longer than the half hour. Good value and a proper GFE.

If you’re in the area and see Carol (the natural body one) on VS, I’d recommend it.

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North West / Amelia Rose Petite - Manchester
« by Phillips69 on September 16, 2026, 11:00:31 pm »
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Meet also happened within the last few weeks

Location Ibis Manchester
Price £120 no extras
Time 30mins

Managed to wangle some time away from the office although it was going to be tight to get back for a meeting.

Messaged Amelia and all got sorted in about half an hour I have to say comms were superb. Now I’ve never been to the Ibis so I was pretty nervous especially when I saw the reception desk was right in front of you when you walk in and there was dude sat there. I managed to avoid eye contact and veered left into the lifts where any other employee joined me we both got out the same floor.

Amelia had already given me the floor and room number so I got my I’m here text ready and walked slowly to the room.

Amelia is petite and her body is excellent I’ve seen other reviews mention the marks but they didn’t bother me either, tits and arse top notch and she looked great in the lingerie she had on. Facially I think pretty girl next door covers it well

First things first she asked me to wash my hands which I was more than happy to do as hygiene and staying “clean” is my top priority.

Then we move to the bed where we have a short chat she asks if I’m ok with kissing I say yes and we proceed to get into it.

After a little while we are both naked and are hands are all over each other a lot of kissing and stroking of the nether regions and she started making some quiet mains which was great.

We then move into a few positions again the noises she made were a real turn on. At some point I realised she hadn’t attempted any kind of blowiob but because I hadn’t mentioned it at the start or in our texts I just went with the flow but if I see her again it’s something I’ll definitely be requesting.

All in all a positive from me I’d book an hour next time and make sure I take advantage of everything on offer.

I see some other posts have mentioned her attitude but I found her to be quite chatty but super laid back which I guess could be taken the wrong way maybe it’s the Dutch in her

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South West / Queen_Victoria - Taunton
« by fredfunkster on September 16, 2026, 10:22:40 pm »
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Saw this one for a half hour in Taunton for £100.

Punters familiar with Taunton will know the location, 2 up 2 down cottage in town. Not the most salubrious of places but clean with a shower.

QV is a curvy milfy Brazilian woman with decent bolt-ons and very nice firm ass. Let me in wearing lingerie which soon came off. I had a quick shower, then she deepthroated me on the bed before taking my cock up her arse.

Anal was very well delivered, so much so I came in the bag, which I haven't done for years. Her arse is a perfect size and feel for fucking. And clean. I might have fucked her for 5-6 minutes before I blew my load.

I probably only made it for 20 minutes total. QV was friendly and cheeky throughout. Gave me a fresh towel for a shower afterwards too, which was nice. There's no rush but once you pop, it's over. Still.  Might go back and give her a mouthful . She's a horny milf.

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