Miss Elizabeth - Bristol

[DagenhamDave]

External Link/Members Only

Meeting happened in early September 2026, paid £200 for 1 hour.

What was i thinking!!

I had read previous reviews of Miss Elizabeth but due to lack of of decent options in Bristol and thinking that I knew best and she does look great on her profile, i booked her for an hour.
I have never had a poorer experience tbh.

I had read that her attitude was questionable but thought that if I was polite, respectful, courteous and just not a problem client in any way then i might just have a nice time with her, very wrong.
She is based in Clifton, flat is nice enough, on arrival I was made to feel very unwelcome and really should have walked.

I asked for a shower before we started (which i had requested in the text messages), that was wrong, i turned the shower on wrong, opened the shower door wrong, she just never stopped moaning.
After that we moved on to the 'action' which was just ridiculous, not allowed to touch her anywhere, have to lie a certain way on the bed, god help you if you touch one of the pillows on the bed, that launched her into 10 minutes of telling me what great quality the pillows were ffs and how long they take to arrange and are not to be moved under any circumstances, it was all completely weird.

Eventually she got me hard (I really don't know how as I was losing the will to live at this point) but she insists on her set routine and takes major offence if you suggest anything outside of that, she just wanted to give me oral the whole time which wasn't even good, i let her know that i wouldn't cum that way and could we maybe 'move on', another big mistake by me, that launched her into another rant, saying she's 'high class' and all her clients love what she does and no one ever has questioned that, made it sound as if she was doing me a favour by even seeing me.  At this point I gave up as I thought she was just getting really weird.  Made an excuse, got dressed and left, felt utterly dejected afterwards and just confused about the whole thing.

Best avoided, safe to say i shall never return, £200 wasted but lesson learnt, never think you know better than UKP reviews 

[fredfunkster]

God she sounds awful. I have no idea why some SPs think punters would endure a nagging wife routine. We pay money to NOT have someone there telling us we do everything wrong.

She should get together with X~Megan~X in Exeter and advertise as a pain the arse duo. Some masochist might gor for it.

Hard luck mate. But thanks for the review, she looks good, so useful to know to avoid.

[victor989]

 Cheers for the review. What a bummer to lose £200 on such a crappy punt, but at least you have warned other punters.

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

Concur, I saw her in 2017, she would be close to 60 now not 50 years as stated. Very cold punt as I recall and I was told off for not putting my shoes together when I took them off.

[ian cognito]

I remember being warned off her by Rebecca Styles (now External Link/Members Only) over 10 years ago.  Although I suspect the two of them may have been in competition for the same punters.  I never did try to see her - probably just as well..

[Sparky Legs]

So glad I didn’t go through with a booking with her……. I booked her via AW and immediately she’s ringing me shouting down the phone saying “you should check with me before booking” and just generally ranting on, (I did check with her and she told me took send a request through 🙄). I thought I’d carry on with the booking anyway, so on the day I messaged asking about a particular outfit to wear….. another rant via a message saying she “doesn’t do outfit requests” I thought sod this and cancelled. So glad I did.

Sorry to hear of your experience OP.

[joninbristol]

Thanks for the tip off matey, she sounds deluded and the exact opposite to what anyone would want in a meeting.

Immediately blocked so she'll never appear in my searches.

Sorry you lost your £200, but thanks for sharing. Look on the bright side - she'll lose £10,000's as a result of behaving like that.
Grim experience.