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South East / Zara Milton Keynes Escorts
« by martyn321 on May 30, 2026, 08:45:27 pm »
Zara - Milton Keynes Escorts
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Early April - £80 for half hour

Comms professional and easy. Location Fenny Stratford near the canal - really great premises.

Booked on a whim as her pictures looked awesome.

Pictures appear to be a little old or well touched up, she is a attractive woman and more honest pics wouldnt hurt, but i would add a few years onto what can be seen and the obvious changes that can happen with age, great boobs though!

Lead to the room, waited only a few moments and she arrived, very friendly and easy to get on with, sorted the green folding and then started off with a lacklustre massage, a bit like the one you end up doing to the mrs a few minutes in after you realise shes not going to put out, but your pretending the massage wasnt just to get your end away, ie just randomly moving one arm around there back whilst contemplating your lifes choices.

Didnt come here for a massage anyway, went in for a kiss, she doesnt do DFK, damn - i kinda realy on that to get things going, light lip kissing only - fair enough, its her choice, health etc i can appreciate that.

She performed a nice reliable blow job, which was enjoyable, then I go for her tits - there "sensitive", so just a bit of fondling, go to go down on her, thats sensitive too. by this point the mood has been killed for me.  Fair game, she could tell i wasnt that enamoured by the encounter, she very determinedly tossed me off i believe to make sure the session ended as well as it could for me and we had a chat.

Not a negative from me as i think we didnt gel particulalry well, and the kissing is a major thing for me, someone who is more into a straight shag would probably do well and have a great view at the same time.





 


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North West / Harley - Temptations - Prestwich
« by Pat Phelan on May 30, 2026, 08:40:10 pm »
I had originally booked Chanel. When I arrived I was sat in the reception area waiting and Harley was moping about making a brew wearing very little and she gave me a friendly smile. I did see Chanel emerge from her last booking and to be fair she went to take a shower whilst I waited a bit longer and then came back in a nice see through mini skirt thing, but I was more impressed with Harley.

I asked if I could switch my booking for Harley. Don’t get me wrong Chanel looked great in her own way and may have been mind blowing. I may never know unless I rebook her but there’s lots of nice lookin ladies there to take your fancy atm.

Into the room I showered. She massaged my back for a while which I enjoyed. Turned my flaccid man into a relaxed state. She gave me some oral. Now she’s a genuine mid 20’s babe giving me a blowie with eye contact. The only issue was her pressure was was too light so I wasn’t getting rock hard. Coupled with the fact I have a drink problem my cock was erect but not full mast. Got her to sit on my fave, I licked out her nice fanny and to tongued her arse hole which I enjoyed. Owe it to my drink problem I struggled to penetrate her with the Johnny on. She finished me off with some oral.

All in all, I had a great time with a mid 20’s sexy blonde woman. I have to give this a neutral because it wasn’t bad or great. If I could maintain a good erection it would probably be a positive so probably my own fault.

Other slight downfall, she was chatty toward the end but left the room before me which I felt to be slightly dismissive.

£60 hh


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North West / Lilly, GFE Bury
« by aquilla on May 30, 2026, 08:33:28 pm »
Lilly, GFE Bury
May 2026
£20 at reception and £45 in the room for 30 minutes GFE


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I walked in as they opened, without a booking, and Lilly was the only one available. Was happy to agree a 30 minutes booking. On the website she is age 36 but you can add at least 5 years to that. Still in good shape though with a trim figure and she seemed happy to see me. She showed me to the room and got the shower going for me, and was soon back in the room. Agreed an additional £45 on top of the £20 at the desk (£65 in total) for a GFE meet. I walked towards her for a hug and a kiss but the kissing was not really welcomed and she kept her mouth closed.
She dropped onto her knees for OWO which was OK. On to the bed next for RO while she yanked at me just a bit too energetically. Anyway I was hard and asked for the condom while the going was good, and I started with doggy and then onto mish. I don't think she really wanted to be face to face with me as we fucked so I suggested finishing with a handjob which she did rather well in the 69 position. I've no idea where the cum went as it certainly didn't land on me and she surely didn't take it in her mouth. Probably on the bed - sorry to whoever followed me!

She stayed in the room while I showered and dressed with a bit of chitchat and I was out, probably on 25 minutes, which was OK by me.

Several reasons for the neutral rating. Lack of kissing was a disappointment. Just what do they think a GFE is?
She was making various snorting and throat clearing noises which I didn't like.
In the room, and I was the first in there that day, the bedsheet had oil stains and even two hand prints where someone had been on all fours. Bit bad when the sheets are not clean for the start of the day. It's possible the sheets were cleaned and the stains are permanent, but if so it's time to replace them.

To balance that, The venue is good, with good sized rooms and beds, and very good showers. Lilly is an attractive, milf next door kind of girl, and was pleasant enough throughout. It is definitely her in the website photos but they are either from 15 years ago or more likely altered with AI.
One thing that does intrigue me is that she has a nervous, high pitched staccato laugh that I'm certain I remember from the distant past, but if I have seen her before, I can't remember where or when.

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South East / Tranquility Storrington
« by moonlightfun on May 30, 2026, 08:17:24 pm »
After reading the reviews of Heidi on here, and finding myself with a free afternoon at the start of the bank holiday weekend, I texted Heidi and arranged a full 90minutes massage.

Easy parking at the pay and display car park , up the stairs and in , Heidi waiting in the office wearing a sleeveless, short dress and stockings. Everywhere spotless and clean.

Shown into the treatment room, shower there but not offered it, no problem as I’d just showered before leaving.

After sorting the cash (£80 for 90mins), left alone to undress. Heidi came back and started the massage… a proper one, could really feel the benefit.

After a while, turned over and asked what I wanted , went for Body to Body (extra £60, paid at the end). Heidi stripped off to just stockings (my favourite), lovely B2B on my back, then turned over again and much attention to front. My roaming hands went everywhere no problem, although there was leg clenching to stop anything inside .. fair enough!

Lovely HE to finish at about he hour mark and then 30mins of pampering.

Thoroughly enjoyed my time as combination of proper massage plus HE is just what I like and I will be returning.


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East Midlands / Candy THAI JUICY - Leicester
« by Flaneur on May 30, 2026, 08:00:16 pm »
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I saw this girl earlier this week and paid £130 for a one hour meeting. Everything was arranged by text which was quick and efficient.
Location was a block of flats in Oadby and entry is fairly inconspicuous provided you don't meet anyone in the hallway.
Let in to the flat with Candy hiding behind the door, and was pleased with what I saw, a very pretty girl and maybe slightly taller than the average Thai.

In to the bedroom and money handed over, I go in for a kiss and she is really not that interested, brief pecks and then she turns her head away. After a few minutes of this I think to myself that I'll see if I can get her a bit more involved with some RO.

So off with the negligee to reveal a very slim body with probably rather oversized fake tits and a bit of wear and tear from motherhood. So I head south and she immediately clamps her knees together and pulls them to her chest. In this position, even the best pussy licker would struggle to make an impression, so I gave up after a couple of minutes.

She then gave me a quick clean up with wet wipes, and spent 5 or 10 minutes on OWO, which was not bad. She did get me hard enough for penetration and rode me quite energetically to completion.

By this time we are about 35 minutes into an hour meet, so I thought I might get a massage. But, no, she is straight on to her phone streaming YouTube videos or somesuch.
At 45 minutes I cut my losses and headed for the door.

I generally like Thais, the best can be very friendly and affectionate, and make you feel that you have made an (albeit commercial) connection but sadly in this case Candy gave the impression that she just wasn't interested. So I won't be going back.

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East Midlands / Babi - Leicester
« by MaxVerstappen on May 30, 2026, 07:56:30 pm »
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Comms were all good via regular text message. Located in Leicester city centre, close to Pocklingtons Walk. Not the most discreet location but whatever, I don’t really care. I arrived and she buzzed me in. It’s the girl in the photos with the afro hair. Natural, but saggy tits, very smiley(like high or something ) and friendly but also tired looking. She even mentioned she was tired before even taking clothes off lol.

But fuck it whatever, let’s do this, money handed over(£60 for 15 mins) she then puts on some music on her phone. I was feeling her up, licking her tits, but she wasn’t really reciprocating, just stood there. Yawn.  :thumbsdown:

Blowjob was utter shit! Lasted 20 seconds. One of the worst I’ve ever had. Then she lubed me up and she wanted standing doggy. She has a nice booty, but it ain’t perky, which is to be expected considering she is 35 and has 2 kids back in Brazil.

Anyways, on with the fucking… standing doggy was followed by standing mish. She had a bit of a grimace on her face and seemed to try to limit the depth of my cock. So I told her to do doggy on the bed instead. I ended up shooting my load a minute later. Not the best of releases because the rubber she used was way too tight for my liking.

Conclusion: a friendly girl, but the service was below standard. She wiped herself down with a wet wipe. When I was licking her tits I was most likely also getting some left over saliva from the previous punter.

A quick chat and off I went, the next punter was already waiting behind her door  :lol:

Do not recommend. Conveyor belt service and her sell by date is well past it…

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Yorkshire & the Humber / Jenny Thai Massage - Doncaster
« by Moby0000 on May 30, 2026, 06:17:56 pm »
So was in Doncaster this week and saw the below profile on V/S:

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I seem to recall that the photo was previously for a lady called Vikki (confirmed by the name in the link!), so a name change here.

Anyway I messaged, got a prompt response with the address which is the following massage shop in Armthorpe:

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On arrival I called to say I would like the door to be unlocked so I could walk straight in as the shop is on a main road. Once inside, I was greeted by Jenny.

Attractive lady, quite tall for a Thai lady, slim and very busty!

Paid £50 for 1 hour and I asked upfront how much for B2B which was a further £60 which I obliged!

I undressed completely and she asked if there was any specific pain points she wanted me to massage. I sometimes have issues with my calf area so asked her to focus here. Great massage and technique so obviously she has had some training!

After about 15 mins she proceeded to massage my back with gentle swipes towards the you know where!!!
Felt great and obviously I was getting turned on at this stage! After another 20 mins or so she asked me to turn around and she undressed.

Like I said she has a slim body, very busty and young looking for sure. On the turn she jumped on top of me, oiled herself up and gave a great B2B, ensuring her breasts were rubbing firmly against my soldier! She then put her breast towards my face so I obliged to lick her nipples which I could tell she enjoyed. At this stage she started to slowly wank me off with a firmish grip which I didn’t mind at all!

After a few minutes I came, she cleaned me up and got ready to leave.

All in all I really enjoyed the service and was there for the full hour. Next time when in Doncaster I will visit again but also ask for owo. For some reason on first visits I generally stick to B2B and build up to additional services! 









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North West / Angel Lodge Zara - Kirkby
« by T13 on May 30, 2026, 05:53:16 pm »
Price £60 for 30mins

Seen her pic and thought it looked good so when I arrived was told two ladies available without seeing them in person chose Zara.

Reception has been done up nicely since I last visited and rooms seemed better too, until I went in and sat on bed and pillows stunk of piss. Zara then enters nice looking foreign girl with red lip stick big tits and bigger than pics suggest.

Condom immediately on and sucking away which was ok. Then bit of RO before riding and doggy. I asked could she do owo- no
Cum on tits - no
Where can I cum? In condom

Very robotic and very dissapointed. Nice girl but felt very dissatisfied. 
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External Link/Members Only met today after easy text appointment, location n'ards road near bridge end , given instructions to use back gate for privacy as shes in a row of houses. £70 for 30 mins and got full time. Lisa doesn't speak English so any talking was with phone translation.  I'd say she's mid 30s, short but attractive and fit. Started with naked massage ( wrapped the big lad in tissues, might have had a few accidents with previous customers?) Quite a good massage , beat a few in proper shops tbh. Flipped over and massaged the rapidly growing dong. Lovely boobs but language problems meant she didn't get i wanted to suck them. On with the condom for bj and very enthusiastic cowgirl. After the happy ending she cleaned up and finished with a final rub down. Says she's moving to a 'shop ' soon so might not be around long. I'd like another go if I had the chance

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London / Syrena Thai - Paddington
« by loveahe on May 30, 2026, 04:56:38 pm »
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Took place last week, noticed Syrena's ad pop up on BP and had tried and failed to meet her on her previous visits.  Dropped her a message and agreed for a meet-up later that day.

Price: 60 mins for 200

Comms: Good, sent her a message asking if she was available that afternoon and she booked me in and gave me the general location.  She messaged me just as I was arriving at Paddington, once I'd got above ground I confirmed I was a few minutes away and she gave me the address and postcode.

Location: Between Paddington and Edgeware Road stations, then less than a 5 minute walk from either.  Think I might have been to this place once before, but it's in the area that a lot of SP's use.

Accommodation: Small serviced apartment, converted property typical of the area and straight into the rooms with no reception.  Good sized modern room, big bed and a decent (if slightly small) shower cubicle.  She came to the main door to let me in.

Looks: Pics are still accurate pretty girl, slim with a tight body.  Nicely done tits, felt good and enjoyed myself exploring them for a while.  Decent cock, about 6 inches and pretty thick for a Thai.

Experience: I started off with a shower as it was a very hot day, after handing over my love tokens.  When I came out she was laying on the bed playing with her cock, don't think she was long off the plane and was pretty horny!  I took the hint and went down and sucked her off for a while before heading up to enjoy those lovely tits.  She asked if she could fuck me, I said go ahead, so she rubbered up put the pillow under my back and went for her life.  Great to watch her working out the jetlag on me.  After a while I could feel I was getting ready to blow, so asked if we could swap so I could top her.  She flipped over, rubbered me up and finished off in doggy style pretty quickly.  A quick chat, enjoying the fan cooling us down before a quick shower and I was off back into the sunshine with a spring in my step probably after around 50 minutes.
 
Would I return? Definitely.  Decent looking girl, great body, lovely tits and a decent cock. Not sure if I was lucky as she was so horny but she really got into it.

Would I recommend?
Yes, been trying to see her for some time, and very glad I finally managed to tick her off my hitlist.

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London / Ginevra - House of Divine - Victoria
« by bigdikbandito69 on May 30, 2026, 04:46:18 pm »
Met her this month on a really hot day, I don't know why,

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Booked via whatsapp message, originally was trying to see another girl but she didn't have the afternoon available so i chose ginerva instead. Booking was easy, was given the address as well and told what buzzer to press when I arrived.

Booked 1 hour @ 170

Location: First time for me with HOD but I keep seeing the "regular victoria" address written, assuming this was it.

Arrived far before just in case but rang the buzzer 5 mins before the schedule time, upon arrival was I buzzered in by the maid who greeted me when I went to the instructed floor, kind lady, didn't make anything awkward. Was directed to an empty room and told to wait until the sp was ready, asked to use the toilet and was guided to it, went back to the room and Ginevra knocked on the door to come in at just the right time. Really small room, had a nice big fans which helped, could only do so much for the 30+ weather. Exchanged payment and she began kissing me, we stopped a few times to talk, I asked for her to take her heels off cause it made her taller than me which was an odd experience to kiss. Kissing was good, deep but not too sensual imo, I was more than happy with it. grabbed her huge ass and well rounded boobs during the make out session. She slowly began undressing me and went to give me owo, which i would say was acceptable. A little light for my liking but good enough to keep my going, she was also found of having my balls in her mouth which she was really skilled at.

During the oral she asked me to lay on the bed where she continued, at one point she suggested if I wanted to do anything else, i said not yet as honestly it was really damn hot so I let her continue for 2-3 more minutes before we began having sex. I suggested she start on top as again, I wanted to conserve some energy for my turn on top. She put the rubber on for me, lubed me up and began riding me. She was very good at riding and enjoys choking you a little which was a new experience, I quite enjoyed it and let her go at  it for a while. switching between choking and making out with me. Eventually I asked we switched to missionary where we stayed for a while before I asked for doggie where I finished for the first time. The doggie was amazing, she has an amazing ass and so much to hold on to, never had an experience with a woman who was quite buil like this before. After clean up we lay down next to each other where she played with my body, we paid each other some compliments which was nice. During this she was still all over me kissing me here and there as well and pulling on me until she decided we should go again to which i agreed. Rubber on again and we started in missionary, to her credit I was sweating up a storm working hard which had her covered and she did not complain one bit. Running out of stamina I began pacing myself going slow and deep which she said made her cum, I asked her about this after because I'm an insecure man and she said it really did and she wouldn't have mentioned it if she didn't actually cum. Eventually we shifted to doggie again but unfortunately with about 10 minutes left and me covered in sweat and being super tired  I told her I didn't want to go any longer and asked if I could just finish myself on her chest to which she obliged, got that done, we chatted again for a bit and I left with about 5 minutes to spare. Did hear the made saying something about "your next is getting ready.." as I was descending the stairs which didn't bother me tbh.

Ratings
Face: 7/10 - she's definitely pretty but looks like she could be in her mid to late 30s? considering I'm in my early 30s I felt she looked a lot older than me but people age differently and I feel bad for being this honest about it.
Body: 9/10 - Slim, small but perfectly shaped breasts, amazing ass. Probably around 5'5 - 5'6 was a little shorter than i was once she got her heels off, small tattoo on her wrist if that make s difference for anyone.
Personality; 10/10 - absolutely lovely lady, did her job well even with my lazy sweating ass not wanting to do any foreplay for her.

Overall would rate her: 9/10 she takes her job seriously. Would highly recommend visiting her if you want a good experience, I probably won't visit again as I use SPs for new experiences but this is definitely my best experience with a working girl.

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London / SashaNox - Aldgate
« by Goodtimesgent on May 30, 2026, 03:42:36 pm »
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Timing: Within the last 3 months

Booking: 2 Hours, daytime hotel incall, Aldgate. Room was adequate, clean, discrete.

Damage: £450

Communication: No issues. I was looking out for incall dates as they are sporadically updated. One worked for me, and after a few messages it was booked in. I always follow up a few days before. Confirmed the go ahead. Let her know what I was looking for in detail, all happily confirmed. There was a delay on the day; it was a morning booking and there were some problems with the room once she had got in, however she kept me updated and I went in perhaps 20 minutes late at most.

Girl: I've reviewed Sasha (as Daisy) before. Completely my type. Thick thighs, a gorgeous butt (which is what I was there for), and mega tits. See last review for more detail.

She was dressed in a little black dress as requested, with panties underneath. No heels, but I'd said I'd be bringing some so no harm done.

Meet: This was an ass-eating/ smothering only session, with OW at my request.

Usual hide-behind-the door entry, greeted with a deep kiss, always a great start. Some pleasantries to get reaqauinted, very easy to talk to; remembered me which was nice given the last time was a fair while ago.
Fresh towel for a shower, after getting the monies out of the way (I prefer to do this first).

Highlights:

Sasha gave me a little dance, pulling her tits free for me to feast on. Great for getting your face stuck in between them. But she knew I was there for her ass, and after a few minutes she turned around, bent over, pulled her panties down, and let me get tonguing on her asshole. All clean and tasty.

After I'd had my initial fill of ass, she pulled me to a chair to give me a super sloppy blowjob, every inch taken. I'd requested as part of this meet to satisfy my spit kink which she did incredibly enthusiastically. Basically she'd get her saliva flowing, choking on my dick, then slurp it all up and either spit it or drool it straight into my mouth. We'd make-out with all this spit slurping everywhere until I swallowed it, and then she'd go back down to get more. We did this all through the two hours—whenever she got a mouth full of saliva, she'd come straight to me to deliver the goods. Was utterly disgusting but so fucking hot at the same time, and she seemed super into it. Finished this part with a trademark titjob (still the best I've ever had) and whipped of the mac to come all in her tits and cleavage. Asked if I wanted to eat it off her tits and snowball it, but post-ejaculation come-down put me off, sadly.

As before, I book her because of her awesome ass, thighs, and curves. I need some weight smothering me. She's not big by any means, just beautifully curvy.

So the next two hours was her smothering my face with her ass in all sorts of positions, including full weight facesitting, where she would lift her legs on top of my legs so she was balancing her full weight on my face. Loved it. I also brought some outfits like leggings, tights, and pleaser heels, which she happily wore. She'd regularly have my cock in her mouth, and when she gave me time to breath, she'd turn around and give me another big dose of spit, before slamming back down on my face. Incredible.
 
As custom with Sasha, she requested I fist her, and that she rimmed me. We did both.

I came about 4 times I think in all, with some rest points in between for chatting and recovery. She very subtly (I didn't even realise until later) brought the meet nicely to an end- I was ready for another round, and realised I was 20 odd minutes over time (accounting for the delay too). Still had a shower, so ended quite a lot over, but there was no rushing from Sasha.

This review adds very little, however given I punt very very rarely nowadays (and literally only punt with Sasha now, given her service levels), this is just to prevent being the dreaded lurker.

HLaddy

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London / Elite-Jessica - Aldgate East
« by ft21520 on May 30, 2026, 03:31:46 pm »
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£400 1 Hour

Comms: Easy Comms on Whatsapp- responsive and professional.

Apartment: Short walk off Aldgate East Station. Clean, fresh towels. Fit for purpose.

Looks: Much older than stated- easily late 30s. Bimbo looks as advertised. Huge fake tits and arse

Got in. Exchanged the paperwork. Showered and straight in

She started by blowing me, great technique. Round 1 ended with me cumming in her mouth. Cant remember if she swallowed

After that she started rimming me. This is where she shines. Gets properly in. Could feel her tongue moving inside me.

I put her in doggystyle and pounded away in her arse. Takes a good pounding. Switched to a few more positions. Reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. All anal. Finished in the condom.

Shower and out.

Positives: If you want a PSE with a barbie look- perfect. Proper good rimming and likes anal.
Cons: A bit older than advertised, and a bit mechanical

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South West / Asian_Yuki - Swindon
« by Whatalotaa on May 30, 2026, 03:21:41 pm »
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This week.

Green light on adult work. Also on vivastreet.

Comms by text message all satisfactory.

Block of flats in the town centre. Regents Circus area.

Ground floor and easy access.

The girl. As per the pictures but not quite as pretty.

Short. Slim. Good size breasts.

£80. 30 mins. Ow. Sex etc.

Oral was acting very good. Probably the highlight of the session. Dfk was extra and I didn't opt for this. I would expect some kissing but there wasnt any.

Pussy was kept out of reach for any fingering. Disappointed.

In and out in between 20 / 25 minutes.

In summary a satisfactory visit. But the photo shopped photos, limited services and short timing means it can be nothing other than a neutral.

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South East / Goddess Athena - Southampton
« by ms220190 on May 30, 2026, 03:10:09 pm »
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Coms via AW
£100 for 30 mins incall
Incall in SO15 Southampton
GFE
Services: oral without, great kissing, sex in different positions
Looks: 5'6, fake boobs and shaved pussy - looks like pic

My meets are quite vanilla GFE
So I have no complaints
She is friendly with a sexy attitude
Lots of deep kissing, lots of foreplay, sex in a variety of positions
Lots of eye contact when delivering her amazing oral

I would go definitely return

One of my favourite punts as I felt we clicked - or she good actress ;)

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South East / Holly_Rude Winchester
« by ms220190 on May 30, 2026, 03:03:18 pm »
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Link above
Coms initially via AW and the. Text/call

1 hour - £150. GFE Service. Teased me with her oiled body that I requested
Deep kissing, oral without, sex in a couple of positions - finished missionary in bag


As in pics

Reviewed here before

This is a difficult review as Holly was willing but there were limitations which would probably would made me book someone else

PROS: really nice polite chatty intelligent woman
Good oral , sex in a couple of interesting positions
Great kisser
Finished missionary in bag
NEGATIVE:

She has had back issues so can't ride reverse cowgirl
She does a cowgirl tho were legs lock in which feels great but can do this for long
She has had breast reduction to Size A due health scare - understandable. But this means because of a condition she has you cant touch or suck or kiss them . Was hard for me not to touch them when she was rising or straddling me

Had I known this I probably would have booked someone else

Considered giving a neutral but everything she done was with enthusiasm and great attitude so low positive for me

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North West / _Barbera_sexy Liverpool City Centre
« by Nomerzypuntr on May 30, 2026, 02:53:41 pm »
Guys only one word AVOID!!!

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She had AW before: _barbera_sexy
In Vivastreet, Luana or Bruna.

AVOID!!!!!

Saw her viva ad, made a booking in a hotel, City centre. 110£ for an hour. She was stunning, big thick Brazilian milf with curves, blonde hair but her service was negative.

Cash given, we both undressed and get in bed, she was always in phone. I tried to be nice and talk to her, gave no interaction, don’t know English well. She pushed me away when I touch her boobs, body.No blowjob given, pass me condom, I put it in. She masturbate infront of me, I went to missionary, when I go deeper she pushed me away. Do doggy, don’t like it and again pushed me away doing doggy also. I really pissed off, I put on my clothes and about to leave. She then behaves like victim, where u going, work ?? I said she is the worst SP ever. She said she won’t give back money. I just open her door and leave.

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London / Chinese - Canada Water - SE8
« by leoago90 on May 30, 2026, 12:36:56 pm »
Duration: 1h incall, April/May 2025
Price: 100
Services: Sex, FK, Oral Protected, Message
Ending phone number *** 581
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Extras (but I did not ask them)
French kiss £20
OWO £20
Cim £40

Usually 2 ladies in the flat
Communication is easy, and the lady boss of the flat is happy to send pictures of the girls available for the same day.
I visited the SE8 location 2 times with different girls.
The pictures are heavily photoshopped, but they seem real.
I mean, no stolen pictures. At least you know more or less what you get. Which is rare for a Chinese agency.
You can guess age, breast and tattoo.

SE8 location was a privacy nightmare; it was a nice residential area near the Thames.
The lady boss was friendly, and she remembered me the second time.
I showed the pictures of the lady I wanted to see. waited 30 seconds at the door, then went to the bedroom.
The flat was alright but small, with only one fan, and it was quite warm.
Both girls were similar to the pictures.
Limit on kissing and fingering. LK 5 times. No fingering.
Touching the breast and butt no problem.
No proper GFE, but the message was alright. They are happy to accommodate everything you want, except when it is an extra.
They respect the 1h booking even if cum twice before 1h.
Poor communication as they do not speak English.

Now they are working at SE16. I received an updated message from the admin. A bit unexpected, but maybe the admin is saving numbers.
Never visited SE16 location so far. But I can see this happening in the future.

I do not know what else to add, as I am not going to particularly see a girl, but to have a needed punter experience with a good price/service ratio.

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Total price = £50 for 15 mins , no extras purchased , OWO refused.

Location : Digbeth , street parking free after 6 pm.

Booking : Quick Whatsapp SMS , Price list , Pics/vids , instructions to enter flat.

The Girl :

Somewhat like the pics/vids , they do flatter her tbf. Pretty , big tits and nice ass.
Perhaps the most rude and disrespectful escort I have ever fucked though .

The Service :

Put the condom on sucked me to get me hard , after she refused when I enquired about OwO. Immediately, turned herself around and said doggy. I obliged , pounded away in doggy for 3 minutes . Wanted to switch positions to missionary . She refused and told me to cum in doggy. I kept stubborn and said no I wanted to cum in missionary , she obliged after much hesitation. Pounded away in missionary for 2 minutes and blew the bag. I put my hand on her neck and boobs and she said are you crazy , went in for a light kiss and she was offended  :crazy: . Honestly , I still enjoyed myself as thank fuck it was a 15 min booking for cheap as chips , so I didn’t take it too seriously. If it had been 30 mins at a £100 then yeh I would’ve been seriously pissed.

Overall :

Girl 6/10
Personality 0/10
Service 2/10
Hygiene = no issues

I’m baffled to why SPs behave like this , surely she is lucky I am a nice guy and not one of the plenty of terrible men who would perhaps react differently to her rudeness . No care for customer retention, once the money is handed over she doesn’t care.

Most escorts are very understandably nice and sweet , as being an SP comes with high risks of course. Very bizarre to see one visibly pissed and hating her job .

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South West / sexy.Emma xx - Bristol
« by Urban_G on May 30, 2026, 11:28:15 am »
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£100/half hour.

Emma's never particularly on my radar but decided to check her out as a plan B. Made arrangements the day prior to the booking and confirmed the following morning where I proposed a 45 minute session for £130 to which she agreed, stating a cum once policy, fine. Enquired about outfits and suggested she wear an outfit which could be left on during our session.

Got ready and made my way over to her place, which is situated in Harbourside. Upon arrival I saw she had sent a text saying she can only do 30 minutes as she had another booking which conflicted with mine. Red flag #1.

Made my way to her place and messaged her I was nearby. She now insisted on using WhatsApp thereafter because apparently she doesn't always receive regular SMS messages, wasn’t a problem beforehand. I then received a barrage of messages trying to explain where she lived, but I already knew this from the postcode she'd previously sent. The messages consisted of a series of images and videos, all from different angles of the surrounding area, as well as mentioning an unrelated apartment number close to her entrance, all of which only served to overcomplicate things. When I told her I wasn’t sure where she meant she replied with ‘can’t u read’, which had quite a negative tone. Red flag #2. I asked her for her apartment number, which she sent, and that’s all I needed, if only she sent it in the first place we wouldn’t have had to go through all that palaver…

Once inside her apartment I wasn’t really impressed with her looks, facially. Of course she has blurred pictures on her profile, her hair was nothing like in her pics, and she had OTT makeup, which I’ve never been a fan of, stupid long fake lashes, pouty fish lips and was dressed in an unflattering bra and knickers set. I enquired about the outfit we agreed on but she suggested that I hadn’t requested one. Red flag #3.

She offered me to take a shower and I asked her to put on the outfit whilst I did so. She searched for it, all the time huffing, puffing and moaning and abruptly suggested I could leave because she couldn’t find it. Red flag #4. As I was drying off she found the outfit and I did contemplate leaving (as I already had a few times prior), but in a moment of madness I decided to stay and handed over the cash.

The action was even less memorable, barely any kissing, just a few open mouthed pecks with little tongue before laying on the bed. Her tits are quite large but beginning to sag, not as gravity defying as the pics suggest so I didn’t give them much attention. She positioned herself between my legs and started OWO. Her technique wasn’t great, sloppy but a bit toothy, very one paced and some use of hand. She was constantly making fake moaning sounds like "HMMM-HMMM-HMMM-HMMM", she sounded like a car that was continually turning over but not starting, it was really off putting, did nothing for me and I was already beginning to regret my decision to stay. I wasn’t getting fully erect so asked her about fingering, as it is on her likes list, she positioned herself for me to access her pussy but this didn’t really help much, the fake moans were just too annoying! However, I eventually got to state where condom could be applied but she was faffing around with it so much I was loosing what wood I had. I asked her to apply it properly and not use the ‘stretch and snap’ method, which I believe reduces sensation during sex, but she didn’t listen and insisted it was the proper way. Attempted sex in mish for about one minute but with the continual off putting fake moans and lack of sensation I knew it was a lost cause so suggested she try using her hand to finish me off. To her credit, for the rest of the session, maybe 15 minutes, she tried to make me cum using a mixture of OWO and wanking but it was at a breakneck speed and combined with the irritating fake moans, it was never going to happen so I admitted defeat and stopped the session.

I took another shower and she just sat there on her phone while I got dressed with no real attempt at conversation before she ushered me out the door.

A truly awful experience and I'm really disappointed with myself for not heeding the red flags and walking.

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South West / Yeovil Massage - Tina
« by ratty on May 30, 2026, 10:59:20 am »
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I was in need of a relaxing massage after a stressful day, so I telephoned the shop for an appointment in an hours time.  They were able to accomodate.

I arrived in Yeovil after 6pm, so plenty of free parking in the town.  I strolled a few minutes to the shop on Bond Street (not a secret, the address is on their webpage).  There are two shops either side of the massage palour, the pavements were empty when I arrived, so going into the parlour wasn't too daunting.  When I left later though, the shop keepers were on the pavements, but they paid me no heed or made any sarky comments.

I was greeted by Tina, who was also my massuse for the evening.  Reading previews reviews in the past of customers getting older ladies for these massages (and absolutely nothing wrong with that, I'm no spring chicken myself, and there are some very attractive older ladies out there), this is what I was expecting, so I was surprised that Tina (at a guess) must be in her late-twenties/early thirties at most.  She was very slim and dressed in a simple black uniform.  £50 was agreed on the phone for an hour massage.  I was led to one of the back rooms, told to hang up my clothes and the massage began.

Very simple chat, "How was my day?", "Have I been here before?" - "No.  My first visit", etc. and then quiet after that (apart from the music) - which suits me fine, I'm not one for small talk.  The massage was good, working out the knots in my shoulder and the cramp in my foot I had gathered during the day.  And for £50, I was quite happy with the service I was getting.  I didn't ask for any extras, but I was eventually offered naked body to body and hand relief for £60.  I suppose I could have haggled, but I already had a good massage that got rid of my aches, so I thought "Why not?" and agreed.

After the extra money was exchanged, Tina took off the uniform to reveal a very trim figure and pert small breasts (very pleasant to hold though - I needed no prompting there, she picked up my hand and placed it on her chest).  Body to body turned out to be her standing up and rubbing her tits across my chest for a few moments.  Having seen videos and had body to body myself before, this wasn't exactly what I was expecting - I'm used to the lady climbing onto you and working her way over your entire front.  The eventual edging and handjob was great though.  I shot my load over her arms, across my own chest and, rather embarrasingly, onto my spectacles (which definitely needed to be cleaned off before heading back outside). 

Will I return?  I expect I will - I expect the girls, as with these places, rotate, so who knows who I'll get next time.
The massage was great.  The body-to-body a little underwhelming, but the handjob made up for it.  So £110 in total.

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Yorkshire & the Humber / Nadia - Natcha Thai, Guiseley
« by Paulo-UK on May 30, 2026, 10:28:43 am »
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This is a tale of two halves (or rather two visits!).

I've reviewed Lucie & Suzi before, as you all know. Plus a neutral (not great) review of Amy.

Skeleton had asked about Nadia and I did see a tease TikTok from Lucie with a brief pic on there and she looked OK.
I went in for coffee a week or so ago and happened to see her, she looked OK - nothing to write home about (slim, bordering on skinny, long hair in a ponytail, average looks and braces on her teeth.
I decided to give it a shot and booked in the app, for 1/2hr later.

Popped around to the other door and rang the bell at the appointed time. Nadia came down and let me in.
I was then asked to complete the usual form, which I did. She then led me to one of the newer rooms (thankfully not as stuffy and bright as the other one when I saw Amy!) and told me to get undressed.

Once stripped and lying face-down on the bed with a towel over me, she started a very professional massage, asking me now and then if it was all OK. She seemed genuinely to care about what she was doing.
This continued for around 30 minutes, never once a hint of anything else - no swipes, no nothing - I figured this was going the way of Amy and, as it turned out, it was :-(

On the turn, she then massaged my legs, chest and stomach - thinking she might venture south, but never did.
With 5 minutes to go, she asked me if I wanted anything else, but I said it was too late now and she'd not given me any hint of it.  She told me I needed to let her know what I wanted next time!


On to round two - I was in the vicinity a couple of days later and thought "what the hell, why not"?  Duly booked through the app and turned up 20 mins later.

The usual rigmarole of filling out the form ensued - shown into the same room as before, and this time I said: "So, bearing in mind our last conversation, what extras are on offer?"  Nadia asked me what I wanted, so I suggested B2B, but she said "no but HJ was OK" for £30.
I said OK, but said that I needed to be teased more this time, all through the massage.

Same good competent massage, still covered with a towel all the time - this time there was the odd tiny tickle, but nothing to get excited about.
Asked to turn at 30 mins and then the leg massage started with much more hands on the "relevant bits", leading to a pretty good HJ, but the minute I came, she stopped and grabbed wipes for me - at my age, the sap doesn't all rise at the same time, so it would have been better for her to continue at least a bit longer!! Ah well.

She then covered me again and continued a proper massage, with no hint of anything that had gone before! Bizarre.

The massage finished, and she asked if that was better - I said it was. (Should have said "yes, but not much"!)

Paid her the money, and she left for me to get dressed. Out the door bang on the hour.


Yet again, I don't want to give it a negative, but it was borderline - but the actual massage was very good.

I'd still go back to see Lucie and Suzi (when she eventually comes back from Thailand).

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North West / Karla Manchester - Manchester
« by Mi-Go on May 30, 2026, 10:05:49 am »
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£160 for 1 hour

Meeting was easy to arrange by AW email and text.

Karla has an apartment near Manchester City centre not far from Victoria station.  Her apartment is clean and well looked after.

Karla appears to be about 50, size 12, blond, attractive and most importantly size 38DD breasts!

We first sat together on the settee in the lounge and had some DFK and groping together.  All the while Karla is very talkative and easy to get on with.  Great GFE.

We then moved into the bedroom where we had more DFK and fondling as our clothes came off.  Those 38DDs are sensational!  Her profile says enhanced but they are soft and feel very real.  I simply couldn’t keep my hands off them.  The rest of her looked and felt great as well.  Body in very good condition and wonderful soft arse.

She went down for some great OWO and then I gave her clit a good kiss as well.  Then went to 69 which was fantastic.

On with the condom for good sex in missionary and then cowgirl.  All the while watching those tits bounce!  I hadn’t cum yet so after sex whipped off the condom and massaged my cock with her DDs.  At which point I exploded all over them.

Chatted a bit afterwards, and Karla was in no hurry to get rid of me.  Very pleasant lady.

Exceptional visit.  Will return for certain.  If you are looking for fit, blond, stacked milfs for GFE, then Karla is unmissable.


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East England / SAMANTHA SUPER SLOPP - Norwich
« by Mbiado on May 30, 2026, 08:59:55 am »
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Quite excited after reading the profile with quotes like "head game queen" and "my motto is if the saliva doesn't run into your ass crack she's not doing it right" thought this would be a good oral session

Fired off a text in the morning and no answer. So called and then got a text usual hotel chain at the football club with a list of different options with full pornstar penetration service but I replied asking if the blow and go was with her "awesome head game" confirmed it was so I headed over. £70 Blow and Go.

Sent a text to say i had arrived and took a phone call to get a reply. Went and met in the hotel room and was met with a tall friendly girl in a towel, handed over the Cash and the first thing she said was "oh you aren't going for the £120 option" I wasn't even aware of this option but £120 is too steep for a blow and go session for me so I said no, she then went to the bathroom and put clothes on saying the £70 is just a fully clothed bj followed by the first comment of "you get what you pay for" (I've been to others wgs for a blow and go for less that are at least topless!) what followed was a really awkward poor meet the blowie she started to give was just so bog standard wasn't allowed to touch anything or see anything unless I paid more money.

No saliva on the blowie at all then she said "you clearly didn't read the message babe" after a half hearted hand job and blowie I ended the meet and left. Back in the car I checked the message and there was no mention of a price tier list on the message so did just text to say this and she said there was a communication breakdown and she had sent me the list the night before (we hadn't spoken until the day so no idea who she confused me with)all in all I felt abit fleeced and very underwhelmed by the punt. Rip off merchant. Avoid.

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North West / Lilly - Brooklyn's - Crewe
« by badsin on May 30, 2026, 08:57:45 am »
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Met this girl a week or so ago.
Picture is definitely her, she may be a little older, only by a year or two.
Physically slim, nicely done fake tits, pretty face, plump (enhanced) lips.
30 minutes
£50 door fee
£40 to the girl for gfe.
Brooklyn's, well it must be 15+ years since I've been here. It hasn't seen a paintbrush in that time. Everything that I saw seems dated / tired. Much like Crewe I suppose, quite depressing.

I had booked an hour, but due to hold ups on the roads on my journey, ended up being 30 minutes.
I had updated reception about this.
Up on arrival shown to the room, I strip and lie on the bed. I'm bang on time. Takes 5 minutes for lilly to arrive.
Brief introduction, I thought lilly was really nice, easy to talk too.
Offered a massage, I declined. Lilly has already stripped so she lowers her head and straight to owo, I'm hard straight away. Lilly proceeds, but I reach down and pull my skin back, so she's sucking my bellend.
Some gentle encouragement and she can just about take the lot. I actually lie back and enjoy her technique.
I give her a nudge and her to spin around for a 69. Doesn't need asking twice, spin's around and plant's her minge on my face.
Shaved bald, nice lips, and labia. Clean and freshly washed, and tasted sweet.
I spread her and start licking and sucking her pussy and labia. Whilst doing this I'm holding her arse apart as I'm beneath, eating her her out. I lick my fingers and get two, then three fingertips in her tight arse hole.
She's stopped using her hands and is throating my, her hands are under my thighs as she's effectively pulling her throat onto my cock. She obviously loves sucking cock I thought she was very skilled and carries on using her tongue even when deep in her throat.
I should of stayed like that but thought after the long journey I deserved to shag her.
She rubbers me up and rides me. Great tits to see as she humps you.
I ask to go missionary, heels to heaven style, I bang her hard in this position and she's dripping wet and eyes rolling. I love a facial, but she doesn't, shame. I finish in the bag in her pussy.
Overall a positive from me. Only negative was Lilly asking for a tip, several times at the end. I did give her an extra 10"er, but didn't like being asked, so that felt pressured. In hindsight, if she'd let me put my mess on her face I probably would of tipped her...hey ho.
Would I see her again: yes.

Brooklyn's could really do with some investment, much like Crewe itself.

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London / Ashley_Spanish - Tooting
« by folma322 on May 30, 2026, 08:51:57 am »
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Comms: text + call

Texted to arrange a meet, agreed on time and service + given postcode. Went there and ghosted texts and calls. Left after 10 mins past the agreed time. No followup from her at all. Did see the mixed reviews here beforehand but no mention of ghosting. Took a chance as i always tend to do well / have good times with older latinas.

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London / ANA HOT BRAZILIAN P4RTY GIRL - Rayners Lane
« by folma322 on May 30, 2026, 08:40:41 am »
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price: £130/ph + 30 OWO+ 10 DFK

Comms: via text, quick responses. In person English is OK.

location: flat in Rayners Lane, <5mins walk from the station.

Pics are an accurate representation of what she look like, She's about 5'8-9 slim with smallish fake tits, age estimate would be late 30s or early 40's. Overall i found her attractive.

Started off with some DFK and mutual touching followed by OWO wet but not deep. Moved over to some oral tasted fresh. On with the condom and started fucking her doggy then missionary with lots of DFK. Due to the heatwave i was losing dick and energy so took a break.

Perfunctory massage during the break. Soon moves over to OWO + 69 to bring me back to life. On with the condom and she climbs on RCG and starts bouncing away and moves over to regular CG. Switched to missionary and i start pounding away, at one point it seems like she is wincing so i stop but she says its fine and to fuck her harder, once again due to the heat it just wasn't happening for me that day and i was getting tired so faked cumming to end it. I could probably have asked to be finished by hand but my dick was waning already .

Had a shower and some chit chat at one point she mimicked thrusting and pointed to me and said "good fuck" which i found hilarious and was a little mood booster for the day. Some more kissing and DFK and off on my way.

Summary: I had fun, She is attractive, enthusiastic and had the milfy look i like. Would return when the weather is better.

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Location: She lives in a house, Fairfield L6, near McDonalds, Sheil Road, Kensington.

Its my 2nd visit to her as the 1st meet was impressive. Texted her in WhatsApp, she arranged a time at night, she opened the door quickly and let me in. She said hello, I quickly gave 120£, ONE HOUR. After counting cash, we went upstairs.

We both undressed, she said “ you became too skinny, you need to eat more food. So I told about my work and stuff then she put in bed and ask, “what you want me to do? Ofcourse GFE my reply. We hugged I bed, she started running her hands on my back. She got slim fit body, nails and always smell good. I started kissing her whole body. I asked to do 69 as she was on my top. I was eating her pussy, it also smells great, accidentally I cum in her mouth. I said sorry she just smiled. I don’t seeing her spitting it out. She cleaned me with wipes and gave me massage with oil. Then we talked for a long time, I was wondering she gave me attention all the time idk why others reviewed her as she gave no interaction at all, was cold, no conversation??

2nd round :  I asked her how much time left, she then looked at her watch, said 10 mins. I said oh time flies, let’s go 2nd round, she laughed. We did some foreplay, I sucked her boobs while she running her hands on my back. Putting condom, I started with Mountain Climber (missionary), went on slow then fast. She spread her legs so I can go deep, then Full Wrap position (her legs covering around my back). I went push hard on her in bed, the bed was shaking as I hold on bed for support and then her shoulder. I took too much time to cum, then I tried Legs on shoulder (HIGHLY RECOMMEND TO EVERYONE), her legs on my chest- shoulder, my hands on her boobs, her legs not spreaded so I can go deep. I asked her if she’s okay because I wa showing wild in bed, shaking her, bed until I finished.

I got leg cramp after that, she said “don’t worry, help me to get relax, cleaned me and took every drop off. We went downstairs, gave me a drink (redbull), 2 packs of pork chips, chocolates. Gave a hug before I leave.



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South East / Goddess Athena - Southampton
« by PunterSthompson on May 30, 2026, 08:02:38 am »
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Comms
Very efficient. Messaged via AW. She seems to check her messages regularly and replied promptly. On the day of the meet she sent her number and told me to text her when I was on my way, I did and the address was sent.

Location
Central Southampton. Tidy enough. She’s a bit hippy/gothic so think incense and a bit of clutter.
Opened the door up as soon as I knocked.

Appearance
As her photos. Dressed in sexy undies and stockings, 5ft6, big fake tits, loads of make up, fake eye lashes. I would say her stated age of 47 is accurate. Great arse. Mum tum and associated stretch marks.

Meet
Shower available and lots of clean towels.
We got straight into it. I think she is very sexy. Some great snogging and cock sucking and then she allowed my to give her a hammering in a few positions.

Conclusion
I don’t punt very often, but I am on a roll of enjoying them. I had a great time and would meet this lady again. Look a proper old school prossie. On the level, no ego, very accommodating, fun and likes a laugh.
I also think she is sexy. Very sexy face.
£100 for half an hour is a lot, but still, I would probably go back.

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London / MAGIC CHERRY MASSAGE - Maida Vale
« by massagepuntingfan on May 30, 2026, 07:28:13 am »
I visited this lovely Brazilian lady for a sensual massage and left fully satisfied.
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Cost: £140
Location: Well presented studio flat in Maida Vale.
Service: Sensual massage, HJ.
Comms: Excellent, fast, all handled on WhatsApp.

I was in the mood for relaxed sensual hour and after checking AW and cross referencing the positive review on UKP, I chose Cherry, which proved to be an excellent choice.
Comms were speedy, appointment made within 2.5 hours notice and she was able to see me on time.
She's very attractive(pics obvs airbrushed) but I wasn't disappointed. She was warm and engaging throughout the session. The Studio flat was well presented, had a massage table, fans, and a bed(although I'm not sure she uses the bed), loads of towels. Flat was spotless and she has created the perfect environment for a sensual massage.

Positives:
Really liked her, she's engaged throughout and regularly checked to see if I was ok etc. Smiley, laughing throughout. Good eye contact, good vibes.
Comms excellent.
Flat was first floor, perfect space for this kind of meeting.
She's very service oriented and I felt looked after and comfortable throughout.
Massage was excellent, she mixes up therapeutic with sensual massage. I did say at the beginning that I enjoy more of a sensual focus and she obliged throughout.
Lots of light touches, the occasional CC swipe and regular teasing of cock and balls when lying on my front.
On the flip she varies standing by my side and then hopping on top. Variety was great.
Loads of eye contact and sexy moans from her. Lots of ear blowing etc.
I didn't push any boundaries and was happy to let her wank me off to completion.
Doesn't use much oil and fortunately was odourless.
No awkwardness and easy to chat to.

Neutral/Negatives:
The only thing I can think of and its more down to what I really enjoy rather than what she offers. There was no kissing and although I came close to touching her pussy I left alone as I didn't want to push her boundaries.
I imagine she would be a lovely sensual fuck and left thinking if only! She's clear about her services so can't really complain!

Summary:
Very attractive Brazilian masseuse who is very service oriented. If you're after a sensual massage and HJ in central west London then I can heartily recommend. Lovely girl.


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West Midlands / Relax Massage - Worcester
« by RedditchJay on May 30, 2026, 06:56:33 am »
Not had a good start to ounts in 2026 with one thing and another so i have a few planned and some catching up to do

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Relax Massage {AKA Nicki} works from her own house in a quiet part of Worcester, plenty of parking options {just not on her drive}and parking at the side of the house

Was welcomed at the door by Nikki, she was wears a short dress and she looked amazing,  quick hug and taken to a very well accomodated room, asked to strip and get onto the table and handed over £75 for the hour as planned. {i just handed over £80}

I lay on my front and didnt think or know if she had stripped off as i was face down when she came back in and could only see feet  lol
 
The massage was with warm oils and she worked wonders on my knotts and back / legs, then some lovely CC swipes and at the turn over she was toppless with light blue knickers on.

Front massage was very good, some ball play, lots of nails and teasing and slow wanking then more massage, more wanking, i did rub her legs and bum outside her knickers and no objections. At around 50mins she said lets get you finished off and i asked about OW, this was available for £20.00 extra so we agreed. Condom on and a really nice , slow BJ again with access to touch her over her knickers and soon made me cum.

Clean up and chat and finished with a nice head massage just on the 60mins -  shower was offered after but not taken

Its not the cheapest @ £100 for an hour and yes you can get FS for £120 if you shop around but worth the experience.

According to her adultwork she has started doing CAM work which would be interesting to see.
 
     

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East Midlands / Sarah . Brazil - Nottingham
« by gbyld87 on May 30, 2026, 02:27:23 am »
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£150 1hr

She's around in Nottingham until Monday, then off to the beach in Brighton or similar (good luck to her, looking at the weather forecast for next week  :lol:)


This is one of those ads I wasn't 100% on but couldn't find an actual red flag - she's only on VS from what I can tell, young, pretty, quirky photos.  I wasn't 100% on this one but figured i'd give her a go - her profile had enough super-specific stuff on it to make me think it's genuine.

Her place was a usual flat in the city center.  The landlords make an absolute killing renting to these girls but it's a symbiotic relationship so nobody complains.

Comms were good - she told me it was her 'friend' that managed these, but it worked.

On entering, I was ready to be disappointed but it's picture-perfect the girl in the ad.  Everything about her is 100% what you see in those photos/video, albeit (and thankfully) slightly less extreme on the make-up front.

Her english is so-so, but she's got a very natural, relaxed, confident air about her that makes communication that little bit easier.  it's not awkward if you don't get the words, you find a way.  Looks-wise she's clearly young, very pretty with the blonde hair and pale skin, small pert tits and a slim petite figure.  Just look at the photos it's her to a tee, no filters.

We started out with a cheeky strip-tease/lap-dance type thing, although in reality she comes across as quite inexperienced and so the whole thing felt like making it up as we went along.  Then we're onto the bed and she's grabbed a bottle of baby oil and absolutely doused herself and most of me in it, followed by some mutual oiling up and general pawing (can't think of a better way of putting this tbh).

OW followed - no idea if OWO would be available for extra as nothing was ever mentioned or offered - but this was some of the best OW i've had in a while.  Next we're lubing up and she's asking for me to ease it in on top.  I thought size was going to play a part here and i think she did too, but after using a bit too much lube and some early depth checks she got well into it. 

Sex was very, very natural and really involved - plenty of positions, lots of effort from her and in the end no complaints about a good hard fuck.  Absolutely top-knotch from start-to-finish.

We had two rounds, with a breather and some general foreplay in between, the main highlight being doggy with that lovely petite arse.  When we finished up I fist-bumped her and she looked round and said "I'm a good girl aren't I" and I almost fucking married her there and then  :lol:

All-in-all, 10/10 and i'll see her when/if she ever visits again.  She's the girl in the ad, she's young, enthusiastic, confident and relaxed, and it was money well spent.


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London / ZOE , London Taste Models, hotel outcall
« by davejakobs on May 30, 2026, 01:30:38 am »
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1h 350 plus taxi, a level extra 150
service : GFE, DFK, A LEVEL extra 150

I met her at my hotel and from the moment she arrived I knew I had made the right choice. She is absolutely stunning in person, with a beautiful smile, amazing figure and a very sensual, feminine presence that immediately puts you at ease. Honestly, she looked even better than her photos.
The GFE was one of the strongest parts of the meeting – lots of affection, eye contact, kissing, cuddling and genuine attention throughout our time together.
She was relaxed, confident and incredibly attentive, always making sure we were both enjoying ourselves. The atmosphere stayed playful and intimate from beginning to end, and she never once looked at the clock or made me feel rushed. Her attitude was enthusiastic and engaging, which made the experience feel special.
I also paid for the £150 A-Level extra service and it was definitely worth it. Everything was delivered exactly as agreed and with a great attitude.
It is rare to find someone who is not only attractive but also easy-going, communicative and fun to spend time with.
Overall, this was an excellent booking. Beautiful, sexy, friendly and highly recommended. I would happily see her again and would not hesitate to book another extended session in the future. Five stars from me. ★★★★★

recommend - YES

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London / Luna - Natural Elements Moorgate - B2B & HE
« by thebobbyjay on May 30, 2026, 12:33:27 am »
Walk in, mid May 2026

Natural Elements, Moorgate


Saw Luna through the window at reception desk
Mi twenties Asian, glasses, nice smile and bubbly laugh and chatty at the desk
Asked for massage and paid £50 for the 30mins

Left me n the room and told to undress and she would return
Face down, naked with towel
Usually chatty, have you been here before, why you don’t see me etc
Then very soon took off the towel and she asked about extra relaxation

Offered topless HJ 80 or B2B 120
I know it’s quite expensive for a rub but she was doing something for
me so I thought let’s go

Agreed 110 B2B

Girl is mid 20s, lovely medium tits
Let me lick and suck them, she kissed me but not on lips
Let me touch her everywhere and I don’t try putting fingers in

I was super turned on and soon was exploding
She cleaned me up and we had a nice chat

I would see her again, a bit expensive but happened to be in that area, probably won’t be again
She had a really friendly style and made me feel very turned on and relaxed which was just what I needed

Left feeling like a happy man

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South West / ManuelaUK2 - Bristol
« by Caledonia120 on May 29, 2026, 11:47:17 pm »
PSA: Her AW account just says she's in Gloucestershire, so she won't show up if you're looking for who's available in Bristol, but if you check her map she's clearly here. I've let her know she should probably change it, but if she doesn't, please do me a favour and make sure she gets plenty of business so she has more reason to come back again soon  :cool:

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Date: This week

Location: BS2 - AirBnB type flat not far from Cabot Circus. Clean place, wasn't hard to find.

Cost: £100 for half an hour. All services included, except A-level is £50 extra if you're so inclined.

Comms: Over text the day before, she took a few hours to respond but everything was easy to arrange. Looks like you can reach her on WhatsApp too.

The Lady: 10/10 Absolutely gorgeous. She looks just like the photos, maybe even better. Beautiful eyes and an amazing body. Probably told her like 10 times how good she looked  :blush:

The Meet: I showed up and messaged 5 mins before the agreed time, then didn't get a response till 10 minutes after saying she needed another 15 minutes. I know this sounds bad, but I'm so used to this with Bianca SweetGirl, and those are the meets that have somehow always ended up being the best, so this stuff never bothers me anymore. Bring a book.

After hiding behind the door trick, we exchanged pleasantries (and money), and then immediately got into the action. I didn't ask for a shower but there was one there if you need one. I'll spare the exact details, but services included FK, RO, OWO, and sex in multiple positions, all done with a lot of passion! She mentions in her text message that OWO is only a maybe, presumably depending on hygiene and maybe if she's feeling up to it that day. Also, she's still working on her English, but she knows more than enough for a fun time and I thought her accent was very cute. Just don't say anything too complicated.

Overall: I thought she was incredible. She looked amazing and it's quite hard to find an SP who puts some passion into the session rather than just going through the motions (though I understand it's a hard job so I get it). Strongly considering seeing her again before she leaves, which I usually never do within such short time.

I've been enjoying seeing Brazilians more and more, but the vast majority you see have 0 reviews and you have no idea what you're in for. This is a rare case where you can be certain you'll have an amazing time. Please make sure she's well attended while she's here so she comes back sooner (and be nice)  :P

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London / AlexandraF4UAL - Kennington
« by Crossbones on May 29, 2026, 11:46:18 pm »
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I don't usually like seeing Romanian, but she was cheap and displayed Being Filmed in preferences. Also, was not too far.
Block of flats 15 min walk from Kennington station.
Buzzed and was let in. A blonde rather chubby woman escorted me to the room. I thought she was the maid, but turns out she was the lady. I told her she was not the girl in the profile. She called Alexandra who was the girl. She said she was busy and won't be available for 20 minutes. I told her I will return after 20 minutes. But I have learnt from past experience to just walk away. However, after a few minutes I get a text message saying 'come back, I am free.' So I rushed back.
She is very slim, small boobs, but long nipples. About 30 years.
I offered 60 for 30 minutes and 30 to film. She refused. Saying it would be 150 to include filming.
I told her I did not have anymore money. So, I decided to reluctantly go. As I opened the door she jarred it and stopped me leaving. She was on a WhatsApp video call with her boss, who it appears was having a go at her for letting me go.
In the end the 90 was accepted.
I kissed and sucked her boobs. She then stopped me kissing her anymore. I was filming, but she insisted no face. She bent round away from the camera and said fuck me. I told her I cannot do it without a condom. She said she had no condoms. I searched my rucksack and found one, which I kept not for sex but other reasons, which I won't go into here, as it's a long story.
I was fucking her missionary. I had plenty of energy and went on for about 5 minutes. Not bad for a 62 year old. After she insisted on looking at the footage to see if her face was present.

Only gave negative because she was rushing me. No intimacy.

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London / laura_top - Spitalfields
« by darkknightrises on May 29, 2026, 11:33:10 pm »
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! hour - £120

Comms - She txt me back  about 30 mins after I first contacted her, after that everything was quick & I was at her front door 1 hour later.

Location - Less than 10 min walk from both Liverpool st & Aldgate tube. Small but clean flat.

Looks - Pics are real but she looks about 10 yr older than her stated AW age of 34. Tall (about 5ft 8), tanned, thin polish lady, fully shaved, droppy boobs ( B cups but not good with sizes), lips look like she has had botox to them.

Service - B2B, prolonged OWO, CIM to finish - she does not allow her boobs or pussy to be touched, she wanted to to touch her on the shoulders, arms, legs & bum but very lightly (almost like feather touch).

Meet - clear instruction how to get to her place, once in quick hello, gave her the fee & had a shower, the bathroom is tiny & took me a couple of mins to get the right temp on the shower, I just started showering when she knocked on the door & told me to hurry up as the electric shower is expensive to run!!.

I didn't make a big deal out of it as it seemed a small thing like that would tip her over the edge.... lied naked on my front, the actual massage was pretty good, right amount of strength applied then olied me & herself up & gave a decent B2B experience although she moaned a couple of times I was too tense & wanted me to relax as if I was stiff in my body she could not massage me properly.

About 30 mins in I turned over & she gave a good OWO, deep, slow, all mouth, plenty of attention to balls this lasted about 20 mins before she upped the pace & made me cum in her mouth. She didn't run off to the bathroom so not sure if she swallowed or spat out in a tissue, off for another shower & told her I won't be long!.

She was arsey about me touching her arms when she was giving me owo ( even though she told me to do it at the start !!) as she said I was restricting her movement.

Neutral - Although actual Massage & OWO was good, it seemed like she was on edge & the slightest thing that annoyed her would tip her over & she would flip out, too much drama to visit again.

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North West / NikoLvp - Liverpool L6
« by Nomerzypuntr on May 29, 2026, 11:22:30 pm »
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It’s my first review mates. I seen 7 women before her, don’t know anything about them and service was poor- negative.


Comm : I called her, she texted her availability, price, gave postcode right way, 30 min-70£

Looks : She looks exactly like her pictures, in white gown, blonde hair, slim petite body, face with makeup

Location : In a terraced house, residential area, easy to find her house, she opened door quickly and let me in


She asked how long you want? I said 30 min. She ask if I want to use washroom, I said no then guide me to upstairs. After entering her room she undress herself and asked cash. I had no cash, I said bank transfer. She brought her card and enter details in my phone. Transfer complete. She said to me get in bed, I undress myself while she was closing window and curtains. She asked “ why u come here?, the moment I thought my money wasted. She keep asking, “ don’t spend money for this, it’s like interviewing, asking my name, ethinicity, what u doing, do u cook? Where u live? . I just answered. She came, sat near me, looking at my dick and said yours is normal. She asked if I want OWO or not? I said yes. She gave me OWO slowly, using hand and some teeth. Soon I got hard, I said her for sex, she put condom on me. She laid down, said “nothing on my face”. I started kissing her neck, boobs. She got wonderful boobs then I went down for licking her pussy, it was wet so I jumped for missionary. I started with slow, she also give me support as she moving her hips and body to me. Her pussy was so tight that I can feel everything there. She said to try doggy, I did and after I cum quickly. “So fast” she said. She took wipes and cleaned me properly. She asked me to lay down so she gave me a massage with oil. After massage, she laid near me, hold me in her arms and we had a little conversation. She said times up, asked me which drink I like as she got a fridge in her room. She gave me Coke drink and sat near me, told me someone coming for next appointment. We went downstairs, gave me chocolates in my pocket. Surprisingly gave me a tight hug like an anaconda hugging me. Wow it’s was like heaven.

Overall she is a stunner, smells good, speaks good english, take good care of me, excellent service

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Scotland / Isabella Brasil TS
« by bobwob on May 29, 2026, 10:09:56 pm »
After getting messed about and ghosted by another ts I had a look on birchplace and decided to go for this one who was available and 10 mins drive away.
I wasn’t sure about how she would look as we all know most of the pics these girls use are photoshopped but I was more than happy when she opened the door.
Looks are accurate and better than the photos.
Beautifully presented, Tall, dark hair, face fully made up and cracking figure in red lingerie and lovely tanned skin.
I would say around 6ft tall, big fake tits and beautiful round ass.
I handed over the ££ (150 for 30 mins).
She went away to stash the money then came back into the room, stripped her bra off and pushed her tits in my face.
While I was licking her nips she put my hand on her bulge and started rubbing.
Then off with the pants and I got down and gave her owo. Nice big 7-7.5” hard cock.
Plenty facefucking ensued in different positions, until she started pushing my legs back and grinding on me. I could tell she was horny and wanted to fuck me which I don’t usually do as I’m mostly top but i thought fuck it. She rubbered up and was gentle and it was a good sight in the mirror next to the bed watching her fuck me while I lay face down, then on our sides. I wanted to switch so she sucked me off then rubbered me up and bent over and I lasted about 60 secs in doggy before I shot my load inside her while tugging her off.
Cleaned up had a brief chat about her going to Liverpool next then back to Glasgow in a couple of weeks.
I’ll defo return for a second visit.

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London / British Angel - Canary Wharf
« by Geko12 on May 29, 2026, 09:58:03 pm »
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When:

Saw that British Angel was touring London, so I jumped at the chance of seeing her as she tours every couple of months so didnt want to wait another 2 months to see her so booked a slot.

Comms:

All via whatsapp, messaged on the same day for a late afternoon booking, comms were a bit slow but got there in the end so I suspect she was busy with bookings but managed to secure a 1 hour booking with an extra of watersports, she agreed and she also agreed for the outfit request.

Venue:

Modern apartment near Canary wharf station but actually the closest station is heron quays or south quays, lovely area canary wharf, seeing how the other half lives, I'm talking about the bankers, directors, executives and lawyers coming out of places like HSBC,  morgan stanley, JP morgan etc and just really a vibrant atmosphere especially during the heat.

Fee:

£280 for 1 hour.

Services:

FK/DFK CIM, Spit play, DT , OWO, RO and sex


So anyways I whatsapped in the morning and confirmed one hour with watersports. Around an hour before the booking she said she would be around 5 minutes later, so I suspect shes pretty busy with bookings, it doesnt bother me so I soaked in the sun and actually walked from canary wharf station to her place, she messages me before the scheduled start time that she would be actually 10 minutes and that she needs to shower etc which is great, she then tells me her appartment so I could wait, managed to get inside as it was opened and wait by the lifts, luckily the way the appartment is built, people walking past would just see me waiting for the lift and luckily nobody entered the flat.

Anyhow, she finally messages me the room number 15 minutes than the scheduled time and floor and as I call for the lift, the lift goes to the same floor that she is on and comes straight back down. Out comes what I believe was the punter before me, looking fresh out of the shower and confused and anxious about which exit to get out of, this is all speculation but im 95% sure this was back to back bookings which slightly put me off.

Got to her room and usual hide behind door, I was pleased to see she fulfilled outfit request and I was ready for the booking.
She then asked how long did you want babe and how would you like to pay/transfer, I did confirm 1 hour and sent a AW booking request so clearly she forgot altogether, at this point I said one hour and didnt even mention watersports as it looked like she didnt prepare.

Obviously needed a shower and took one, she unfortunately ran out of towels, again clearly confirming she has a lot of bookings and gave me a small face towel  :lol: :dash:.

Nice shower and toiletries in the modern apartment and was back in the room in an instant.

The session itself was very good, we started off with very good FK with bouts of DFK, FK was on tap whenever I asked for it. I was here for one thing and one thing only her DT, it was very good, just had her head hanging off the bed and just went to town fucking her throat, she loved it and got instantly wet, i was licking her pussy at the same time and her hygiene was on point. Her body is obviously fake, think she had a BBL and scarring around her tits. Anyways more OWO whilst I sat on the chair by the bed, really good ball sucking and lots of spit on the head. Got her to spit in my mouth and then on her tits and cleaned the whole thing up. I found her cute and shy but dont think I was fancied her, she is pretty though. Back to DT, could feel my dick hitting the back of that throat and every so often would let her breathe for air, finished with a CIM and she spat on a wet wipe.

She asked if i wanted a massage and it was okay, little small talk whilst the fan in the room was whirring away, she asked me to let her know when I would be ready for round 2. I cant lie, the heat and the exhaustion from work I was spent.

Round 2 was a bit of cowgirl but couldn't get into it properly as she kept saying I was too big and It threw me off, pounded in doggy but didnt last long, her arse is nice.
Got her to jerk me off for round 3 but it was struggle but got there in the end.
I didnt feel rushed once the booking had started and she really aims to please, dont expect a GFE, this is pure PSE and I see she has other extras like throatpies etc.

I would defo recommend as a PSE visit.

Neutrals/Negatives

Pretty pricey at 280 for some.
Didnt really like the back to back bookings
Forgot watersports which I was really looking forward to.


Would I visit again: For me, at that price point, I was expecting everything to be pristine service, like I walked out of the session thinking It was good but didnt have me feeling like wow i need to revisit like my previous bookings with AMY WILDE and DIAMANTE for e.g, I dont know, maybe it was the heat etc but I probably would not revisit.




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Scotland / SexxyGabby and Rosie-Lee duo, Aberdeen
« by Davey Dykes on May 29, 2026, 09:25:54 pm »
Oh my fucking word!  :rose: :rose:

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So browsing AW the other week and noticed Gabby was coming up on tour so dropped her a message sounding her out to a favourable reply. Had previously planned on a FFM with Rosie before but come day of meet we were all suffering different ailments so it never happened. Sounded her out showing Gabbys profile to a thumbs up.  :thumbsup:

So a bit of tooing and frowing and we got it sorted with Rosie hosting. Girls rates Rosie incall £200, Gabby outcall £250.

I picked up Gabby from her apartment not too far from King Street about 10 minutes before meet and drove her to Rosie place in Rosemount, also run her back home after the meet.

So we get up to Rosie place and greeted at the door by the woman herself looking amazing in wispy floral lingerie. Gabby was also looking amazing in her civvies which didn't stay on for long before revealing red floral bra, suspenders and panties alongside black stockings. 2 amazing women, very different but equally sexy in their own ways.

Meeting was a bit of a blur of OWO, snogging, RO, tit sucking, fanny munching. Highlight for me was watching them going at each other in 69. Fucking Rosie doggy whilst she buried her face in Gabbys snatch wasn't bad either, change of Johnny and fucked Gabby mish. Can't remember all how it played out but the girls were very interactive with each other and I considered this a very worthwhile endeavour and would repeat in a heartbeat. Absolute stars the pair of them.

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London / Ivanaa - Liverpool Street
« by 2021PuntJoy on May 29, 2026, 09:00:16 pm »
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I’m a very rare punter, recently in London for the football, decided to make my first punt in years.

My meeting with Ivanaa was somewhat impromptue, and we were able to agree a meeting at only an hours notice which was handy.

I found it hard to find at first, the flat is off the Main Street with wood paneling. Comms and directions were very good, PIN number given to enter and walking up to the flat was seamless, didn’t see anyone on my way. Ivanaa opened the door before I could knock.

She’s beautiful and pictures do her justice. I had a problem with my bank card which meant I had to do a bank transfer which was a little unnerving at first, but thankfully all seemed to work fine.

I strictly wanted oral with, no reverse oral or deep kissing, appreciate this might go against the grain but for me personally I prefer to limit risks as much as possible.

Good action, multiple positions, in the end she tugged me off as I couldn’t come….always the case when I’ve had a few drinks.

I was mostly apprehensive that she was a Rom, and there could be a language barrier, but she’s quite posh sounding, speaks with better English than me. Really friendly and chatty after the punt, offered a shower before and after, and a drink…..it was baking hot.

I paid £130 for half an hour, just what I wanted and would highly recommend.

Sorry if I’ve missed anything obvious, thanks you to those who punt review regularly.

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London / New Fantasy health studio - Plaistow
« by puntingking on May 29, 2026, 07:03:54 pm »
April 2026


This took place in April, I thought I had posted this review a few weeks ago but I completely forgotten about doing so. So here it is.  :hi:


I walked in and decided to stay for a half an hour massage. I found no intel on here prior to my visit.
Maybe this is a Take one for the team.  :hi:

It was busy inside the shop, a man walking out and another man waiting to be shown to a room.
This was midweek in April in mid afternoon.  :hi:

The price for half an hour was £30.

The Location of the shop is on Barking Road, lots of people walking by and driving past.
There is an abundance of cctv cameras on the outside of the shop which once you are in the room you would get to see the outside of the shop from a tv screen inside the room. I think I counted 5 or 6 cctv cameras situated around the shop from looking at the tv screen inside the room.

The room itself had a short massage sheet on top of the bed, a picture of some sort of beauty, music speaker for the massage style music which is used to create a relaxing environment and a comfortable chair which I used to put my clothes on. It also had a shelf cabinet of clean towels (I think) and other bits and pieces.
I don't know how many massage rooms there were but there were clearly more than one.

I didn't catch the lady name but she did mention it to me, it had since been erased from my memory.
She did not speak that clearly so it was hard to make out what she was saying at times.

The service provider (sp) was from China. She had an obvious Chinese accent and spoke rubbish broken English. She was late 40s, maybe early 50s. Unattractive. Not a looker. She was of average height for females (5ft 3 inches), She was slim and had a rectangle looking face with wrinkles around her eyes.

In hindsight, I should have followed my best judgement and left the shop then but it was busy with another sp seeing to another man who arrived just before me (probably) and I was not thinking.

The massage was nothing to write home about. At moments it was of average quality then at other moments it was really poor and lacked rythem or purpose. 
I was naked but covered the intimate parts of me just in case.
But the sheet was removed almost straight away.

After 15 or so minutes of average (at best) massage she told me to turn over then immediately offered me extras.  She offered me hand job for £40 and naked for £60. I was already half way through the half an hour massage so no way was I going to go for the naked option.
£40 seemed high for a hand job for the level of service she at so far had given me.
I said £20 hand job. She refused. Said she will do it for £30.
I was not rising to it as the massage was not good up to this point.
She did also mention that she will do body to body massage but this was really high and I was not going to go for that or even attempt to offer a lower price for this. I can't remember what price she told me for this though but it was a clear and resounding no for me for that.


She was sighing at this point. I could sense her blood was starting to boil.
She then hesitantly carried on with the massage on the front, sometimes lightly touching my penis area. I could sense this was to try to get me to change my mind and to pay for the hand job.
I actually enjoyed the teasing a little  :D

After the massage, I got dressed and left promptly. She short changed me by 5 minutes but I am glad in the end there was no hand job. I am glad I didn't agree with her for her stated price of £30/£40 for the handjob.


Do I recommend this place? No  :hi:



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North West / UK SPORTS MASSAGE SOUTHPORT
« by Tony Mac on May 29, 2026, 06:47:13 pm »
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The massage was so bad that I walked after 30 minutes. Constantly pestering me for extras which I told her no numerous times because I just didn’t find her attractive. It’s new staff I was told by the mammasan. This one was obviously working in the 7/11 in Thailand because she wasn’t a masseuse that’s for sure.

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London / Norla_Thai_Busty - Canning town
« by zezima56 on May 29, 2026, 06:45:46 pm »
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Was contemplating whether to put as neutral or negative as she’s doing it to take care of her child and negative might hinder that for her but at this point I don’t care the way she made me feel today was horrible alongside terrible service

Today, don’t care if they know who I am, will probably be my last punt anyway

Canning Town, same address as Thai diamond who ghosted me a few months ago, some sorta rotation

Went in and unbeknownst to me the timer had already started from the time I texted her I’m there a few mins before (i learnt this later when I asked how long left and she went to that text to calculate the time)

Paid 150, £130 for the hour and £20 for CIM which I specifically asked her for at the start and she gestured and said yes cim ok, no swallow

She told me to lay down, but I asked her to lay down first as I wanted to get on top and she asked me if I was drunk..

Sensitive nipples, no fingering, no touching or anything anal related etc

Kissing is extra and no cheek kissing

Awful blowjob, just held it in her mouth and flopped her head around like a dying fish, no tongue or suction at all

Was boring so I asked her to pass a condom after a min or two, I asked her to get on top and it was the same, flopping around, grinding on me while I was fully inserted, no back and forth or feeling

Went missionary and realised the pussy wasn’t tight at all, fucked for about 10 mins and changed to doggy, no luck there either couldn’t finish, about 25 mins in I wanted to make use of my time so I wanted to cum in her mouth manually and continue after

Here she started saying no cum in mouth.. well she didn't say it just gestured it, her English suddenly got bad. So I was explaining to her I paid for it and she agreed to it “no no owo is ok, no finish”. I asked her to pull out the text she sent me and explained again I paid extra for cum in mouth

She reluctantly started wanking me off in the direction of her mouth with a mood on her face, just when I told her I was about to cum she quickly changed direction to her tits but was too late some went in her mouth, and some on her face and hair as she moved her face away and my cock away and things got messy

Anyway she was angry, sighed deeply, laid there completely still with her eyes closed for 30 seconds and then shouted at me to pass her wipes

Passed her wipes and she left the room, stomping on her way out, slammed the door, and went and had a shower and doing her makeup again

I then heard her shouting on the phone in the lobby and a man shouting back at her, at this point my anxiety spiked, she made me feel like I had done something wrong and I thought she was calling someone to come so I started getting dressed to leave

She came in and started chatting while I was getting dressed telling me about her kid and stuff

Then started apologising profusely and I asked her what she is apologising for and she said the bad service, she kept apologising until I left

I was out in about 35 mins

Maybe you would have better luck if you don’t try to cum in her mouth

So after a string of bad and neutral punts over the year that’s no more Romanians, Hungarians or Thais for me

Spent 1.5k (may be pocket change to some of you but a lot to me) this year and the only outstanding punt I had was Bella so unless she comes back to Stratford I guess that’s it for me



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👙Asian Four-Handed Escort🎊
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This girl has been advertising from different addresses and with rapidly changing photos in Morecambe for some months now.
Sunny weather, took a trip to the seaside and thought I'd see her to round the day off.
Comms good, location instructions good - in a back street off the promenade near the town centre.

Then it all turned to shit....
I went down the back road and found myself blocked off by a cordon. OK I thought I'll go along the prom and enter from the other end....
Oh No. Not a fuckin chance........road was closed, so was the pavement while an ITV "The Bay" camera crew filmed a police car chase. Well actually it was a moped chase with an unmarked car with flashing blue fairy lights stopping a moped on a zebra crossing - which promptly buggered off down a narrow shopping arcade leading onto the road where I needed to be. Couldn't get to the girl - all access blocked, while the backup plan of getting a handshandy at Tata's was scuppered by the unwashed hordes of holiday makers on the pavement outside watching the action. I'd had enough abuse a couple of weeks ago when I walked into Venus in Preston while all the staff from the shopping arcade were mustered outside following a bomb scare evacuation - I can do without comments on the lines of "dirty old git" - so just ploughing through the crowd wasn't an option.
In the end I gave up, sat on the prom and  watched the near-naked candyfloss bikinis walk past.

Definite negative review. Not the girls fault - all down to whoever allowed the TV crew to film on what should have been a perfect shagging day

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Scotland / Nikki4289 Edinburgh
« by Massagetugga on May 29, 2026, 05:40:52 pm »
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One hour massage £90

Location was flat between Lothian Road and Haymarket this week.

Comms very good. Easy to arrange for same day

Girl is facially attractive and quite cute looking but generally a little bit on the dumpy side. Probably around early to mid 40’s I’d say. Nice big boobs which looked quite natural but I think were enhanced. Some Thai tattoos including a big one over stomach area.

It was a fairly decent light massage with some so so B2B thrown in. Then some enjoyable teasing before the turn over.

Straight into a so so HJ. Bit rushed. Wouldn’t allow touching. Main reason for Red is badly shorted on time. I only got about 40mins total.

It ticked a box but if she comes back she did herself out of a return visit.

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Scotland / MelissaDuarte - Dunfermline
« by Jam33 on May 29, 2026, 05:23:13 pm »
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Cost: £150 for 60 minutes. £20 extra for OWO.

Venue: Flat in Dunfermline a few minutes from city centre. Directed to use a carpark 30 seconds away.

Comms: All done via WhatsApp. Understood clear written English with no issues. Price list/services/extras provided at outset. Provided a video of her in lingerie as well as one detailing where to park. Asked if an outfit was possible but was told only lingerie.

Arranged to arrive around one hour later and was told what flat to go to once I had arrived. All arranged over the course of around 20 minutes. Had to use a Translator app a few times during the meet.

Girl: Photos accurate, but I’d say a little older than 27. Must be around 5ft, size six with nicely sized fake tits. Very good looking girl. Very sensitive nipples. No obvious scarring. Gym fit body, in great shape. Smelt good, was obviously freshly showered. No bad smells or taste. Brief DATY while she was standing up and she was fresh and clean. We had limited conversation but was friendly throughout.

Meet: Early evening in late May. I pre-showered at home. Melissa hid behind the door as standard. Sorted out the payment straight away and got undressed.

Started with a good feel of her body, with both standing up with Melissa grinding against me. Very soft skin. Took her top off then her little pair of knickers.

Moved to bed for light kissing and then she gave some really good OWO, going balls deep and varying the pace. Was ok with her nipples being licked gently but didn’t like them being sucked.

Bagged up and she climbed on top, we then went through missionary and doggy followed by some more OWO. Cleaned up, some translated chat, quick shower, got dressed, and was out the door at 55 minutes.

Would visit again but Dunfermline was a bit of a trek for me.


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West Midlands / XEnglishSiennaX telford
« by Zippyandbungle on May 29, 2026, 05:19:19 pm »
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Hi first review so bear with me hope its correct. Meet happened about month or so ago

My usual Punt in Telford was not available so I had a look through AW and found XEnglishSiennaX

Contact:

Dropped her a mesage through AW early morning and got a reply a few hours later so comms not that bad. We agreed on a price at £170 an hour which I thought was a bit dear but had no other choices or replies.

Location:

Quite a rough area in Telford was directed to a car park and then given instructions to quite a rough looking block of flats. Would not entertain this place in the evening the old spidey senses were tingling in the day.

Meet:

Anyway directions were good and knocked on the door to be greeted by Sienna. First impressions were she looked nice maybe a little bigger than her pictures but certainly not a walk away from. She opened the door wearing the ripped look blue outfit thats in her pictures with nothing underneath. She has had fillers in her lips and quite a large boob job and a very nice shaved pussy. Never touched fake boobs before so that made me want to visit. Lots of tattoos which I dont mind.

I parted with some pennies then undressed and lay next to her. She sounded full of cold that day so put me off a bit. Had a quick kiss and a play with the boobs then she went into OWO. This was not bad but had better. Something didnt sit right with me not sure what it was so asked her to get on top. She slid on the condom and got on top. Bounced for about 2 mins then wanted me from behind. So i did doggystyle. Im not the biggest of men so do struggle with doggy but did manage. Anyway few thrusts and was not feeling it really but managed to fill the bag. Said thank you and left time was about 30 mins if that.

She seemed a nice enough girl just probably not my type if im honest and dont think I have missed much with fake boobs  :D

I imagine if my heart was in it on a different day it would have gone better but i just didnt feel any sparkle. Not the girls fault probably mine.

Would i go again ? No probably not but thats just my personal taste others may do a better job than me  :D :lol:

Left a positive because I thought it was a bit unfair to leave a neutral just because of my own personal taste.



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South East / Stela_PartyGirl - Milton Keynes
« by DASBOOT on May 29, 2026, 05:12:30 pm »
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Location: Central Milton Keynes. The Hub

Comms: Booked her for 3:00pm Yesterday. Usual text messages asking location and services.

The Girl: Lovely body and stunning face. I would give her a 9 out of 10 overall. The first two pictures of her in the bedroom with her taking selfies are a true reflection. Similar looking and build to kelly Brook. She was wearing bra and knickers which complimented her figure. Very large natural breasts. Age was about right.

Services: I gave her £80 for half hour session, plus £20 for French Kissing. Other extras are owo £20 and reverse oral £20

The session: Very hot day. Was let in and was greeted with a smile. Probably her best attribute. Kissing and cuddling only as it was too hot for me. We chatted about Brazil and she handed out a few compliments which always makes you feel special. Very relaxing and gave me a nice neck massage. Kissing could have been a little better, but overall I thoguht she was adorable. Very sweet, kind and friendly disposition.

Worth a visit

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