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Cost £10 door fee, £80 for half hour and £20 for pornstar experience which I think was just CIM.

I have been wanting to visit oasis for a while but not managed to line up my free time with who I want to see,
Venue is just of a main road so not subtle and the way out is down some metal stairs and very open to people passing.
Inside I handed the entrance fee over to the lady on the desk then was directed to a room up stairs and told about the bathroom if I needed to freshen up.
The room is a decent size although the bed is a bit small and mirrors above the bed.

Foxy came up within a few mins and looked fairly pretty and was chatty and introduced herself and explained its £20 extra to CIM.
She offered a massage 1st which was more a tickle then straight to grabbing my cock.
She got me hard undressed and went straight to lick my balls and started blowjob for a few mins then stopped amd lay next to me, I went to rub her pussy but thats not aloud so I started oral on her and with some fake moans from her, she tasted fresh ish, a little rubber taste but that was all.
I asked to 69 she agreed and spent 10 mins like this really slow blowjob from her and it was okay but didnt think I was going to come from it.
The view was fantastic though as she was smaller in height I could see her in the mirror sucking away while I was licking.
Onto her riding which was decent and then doggy which again was with plenty of moaning but not over the top and she took a pounding.

I said I was close and pulled out took the condom off and went for CIM but she didnt put it in her mouth and moved at the last second so most went in her bed and her lips, not sure if any actually went inside but still got some on her lips and face.
As soon as I finished there was a little bit of time left but seemed like it was your done now leave situation.
She just had her lip Pearced so saying it was sensitive so kissing was just her sticking her tongue out and its only soft touching of her boobs and could only pick her clit, no sucking or anything slightly more aggressive then touching was aloud.

I got the impression she likes to be led amd guided to what you want rather than her taking the lead.

Its a slight positive from me as shes a nice girl and I did have a good time but just wish it felt a little bit more initiate then you cant do this.
I would see her again and try and get a better CIM finish but would rather try someone else next time.

Venue
Angel Lodge, Kirkby Liverpool
Date
31.07
Girl
Roxy. Accurate description. 30s
Price
£60. 30mins. OW.
Event
Wanted something basic with no special extras.
She’s a tall leggy girl with blonde dyed hair and pleasant face. Bubbly personality and athletic body. She provided OW only. Doesn’t kiss. But tht was fine on this occasion. She played with my balls whilst I wanked to get hard. Then did doggy followed by more OW and she did RCG very nicely with good technique speed n grinding etc. View was superb. I did RO on pussy n ass which was great. Finally finished with mutual wanking to completion n more RO.
Had a short cuddle n pleasant chat. She’s from NIreland.
Of course no kissing n no OWO wouldn’t suit everyone and also I would want those services on another day. But today it suited me fine as I was in a low key mood not wanting much so overall good punt.

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July 2026

Price & booking process
£160 for 60 minutes. Prompt responses.

Location
Modern flat 5 minutes form Southwark station

Looks
She's really short! Huge boobs. They felt good. Nice bum. Not skinny but not fat either. She was wearing a nightie-style dress which showed off her figure (a bit like the attached photo). Difficult to put an age to her. Face is a 6.

Personality
Pleasant, smiley but quiet. English not great so chat was limited.

The action
After a partially-assisted shower + mouthwash I tried some kissing. She only allowed very light kisses, not the DFK she advertises. A bit disappointing - I'm a reasonable looking bloke in good shape, so that couldn't be the reason.
Onto the bed and she went down on me for a lovely OWO for a good 5-10 minutes. I stopped her so that I could reciprocate. Alas, she wasn't into it. The classic arching of the back to prevent you hitting the spot. No fingers. I knew this was going nowhere and sex would be equally underwhelming so I decided to let her go to town on my cock, which she duly did. She teased, sucked, wanked and gradually built me up to a climax which she took in her mouth, and kept on sucking until I was dry. That was impressive. I think I saw her eventually spitting into a bin, as she did with some mouthwash she had in the room.
There was still plenty of time to go so I let her massage me before I showered and left.

Positives
Good comms, nice flat, pleasant and attentive manner, great OWO.

Neutrals / negatives
No DFK, not engaged in RO.

Verdict
Neutral. If my expecations had been a 30 minute meet for OWO it would have been positive. But for 60 minutes I expect the advertised DFK and a more raunchy experience.

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Summary: Had the urge for a FBSM in the recent heatwave.  Have seen reviews here for Ivy and the lure of a cooling fan convinced me.  As well as Ivy's massive boobs.

Basics: £90 for 1hr, stuck with the massage and HE with no extras asked for.

Venue: At the end of a residential street.  It's a dead end but there's a gate to get to the canal so it's not discrete but not too bad all things considered.  Plenty of free daytime parking which you're guided to on booking.

The SP: Can't recall the stated age in the ad but whatever it was was about right IMO.  Ivy's a very friendly chatty lady.  I don't mind the chat, before, during and after but if you like to switch off bear this in mind.  Also a curvy lady for those who appreciate such a woman, which I do.

Massage: Quite a good massage to be fair.  I like firm, and it didn't quite get to the firmness I usually prefer but all the important areas were covered well with odd CC swipes and reach unders.

On the Flip: A lovely oily hand job.  The chat stopped while the action took place.  Cleaned up and a relaxing front massage to finish the time.

Out the door: Offered a shower, was going home so didn't have one but it was available.

Rating: Positive
Recommend: Neutral (it was quite vanilla - could easily be spiced up with some extras but not for me this time).

Return: Yes, if looking for something relatively local to me.

Tiso, Holland St, 07950414277

I recently decided to take one for the team on this one and it wasn't great.

I'd texted previously to find out the deal and decided to pop along for an hour b2b with owo and fk, for an extra 30. I texted shortly beforehand and she was free so turned up at the allotted time and was let in by a woman who resembles the pic she sent me but it was clearly a few years old.

It was in a room at what used to be Tropical Palms.

Reasonably tidy 40 something Chinese woman.

Once in the room decided to go for just 30 min, 90 all in and I'm glad I didn't go for the hour.

She stripped off, no attempt at massage and started to wank me off, reasonably skilfully. She gave me a bit of a suck then was quite keen to get the bag on before I was ready. I wasn't feeling it so she wanked me off for a bit then I got her to lie back as she finished me off over her tits.

Giving a neutral as I probably wasn't as relaxed as I like to be for a punt, and as a low cost full service option she could be worth an occasional visit. But only if I was really stuck for anyone else to see

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Date: July 2026
Duration: 1 hr Incall
Cost: £750 + £50 travel
Location: Smart flat located near Earls Court.

Girls: Moretti, looks mid-30s, incredibly sexy accent, slim build, long legs and cracking (fake) tits. Quite chatty, but also keeps the energy up and the makes the party go.
Anina, looks late-30s, slightly fuller build, nice arse.
For me, this was the perfect “young milf” combo.
Booking: Diva, very smooth via telegram. Honestly, it’s the best service for anything anywhere I’ve found.

Punt: I arrived on time, door opened by magic, behind it two vixens in secretary uniforms. A quick exchange of pleasantries, money passed hand and a glass of fizz was quickly in my hand.
I had a quick shower (bathroom is ok, reminded me of a typical student/graduate flat bathroom from my 20s. I was led to a cool bedroom, large king size bed.

From there it was an absolutely whirlwind. DFK from both throughout (no interaction between girls), OWC (my choice), RO from/on both. Moretti is more submissive and can take a pounding in doggy. Round 1 finished from behind in Moretti whilst DFK with Anina.

A brief rest to catch my breath, and the girls initiated round 2 with alternating blow jobs. Anina then asked if she could fuck me, and climbed ontop in cowgirl whilst Moretti rode my face. I could have died a happy man right then and there. Came again, and called it a day.

Would I return: absolutely. Would do 2 hours and add a 3rd. Open to advice on who!

This meeting took place about 1.5–2 months ago. Her profile has since disappeared, so I couldn't leave a review earlier.

We texted on WhatsApp, arranged to meet, and met in central Reading.

Her photos are heavily edited. In person, she looked much more masculine and had a strong build. You really have to use your imagination to recognise her from the photos.

She was sweet, but she was a TS with no makeup. I was thinking with the wrong head, so I stayed.

It turned out that only OW was available because she had a dentist appointment.

She also let me suck her without, but it wasn't the best experience.

I can't really remember how much I paid for the half hour. I think it was 150.

Definitely will not see her again.



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Saw this lass recently on the strength of recent reviews and had a great time.

£70 for 30 min As others have mentioned she is slim and small but with large implant boobs with nice suckable nipples (no piercings as mentioned in one previous review). She certainly fits the porn barbie look but i was surprised how pretty she is is facially. Really friendly and chatty. Gave great oral and had a nice tasting pussy and got really wet with RO. Bagged up and fucked her nice tight hole in a number of positions before CIM finish.

Got cleaned up and dressed whilst having a chat then out about 25min after arriving.

Comms were easy with the agency and flat was fine, except it was a warm day (it is summer after all), the the heating was on?!? Wasnt a massive issue but moved away from the sofa early because the radiators was behind it which was a shame.

I dont tend to return to SP but i might this time...

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Linda  , Pure Health Spa.

Where : Pure Health Spa Wordsley , Stourbridge  .  (rear door on car park at rear) plenty of nearby street parking, safe and secure.

When : July 2026.

Contact  07300843766, by Text.

Costs £45 Hour , £30 HH.

Events : Aching, so thought be a good idea for a massage. Tried Paradise Kidderminster but they had no appointments at the time i wanted, so 2nd choice is Pure .
Fired off a text first thing, enquiring who was working that day , Reply came back immediately , stating  Linda ,  26 , size 8 . not seen her before , so
 booked in , thought id take a Bluey just in case ,as was going to try B2B with Linda if she offered it. , so turned up with anticipation at my allotted time.

If you been before, you'll know there is a small car park at the rear and a black door behind a wall, approached over the dreaded Gravel , which is my preferred entrance, rather than the front on the busy main road, but lots of parking on nearby streets, discreet but lots of traffic speeding past. no one gives you a second glance , although i'm sure the Flower shop guy knows what occurs there , as he always gives me a "knowing look" when ever hes loading up his van.
   Girl met me at the door , Vest top, mini skirt, bare legs,  guiding me upstairs , Back room, which always seems to be the preferred room to which I'm allocated. Introduced herself as Linda. very little English spoken or understood.
Probably late 20s , early 30s , very pretty , long black hair , reasonable rack, more of which later.
 Fee paid, she stays in the room, whilst i disrobe and lay on the couch face down, head in the indentation. She pats my bum, and walks to the head of the bed, I'm thinking this is promising. Presses her Crotch against the top of my head and places both of my hands, which were dangling over the edge of the bed onto her bare thighs and begins a sensual play around my upper torso. I run my hands up her outer thighs, but discover although she has a tiny mini skirt , its not a mini skirt, but more of a gym slip with knickers , oh bugger !.
My hands held onto her thighs and she begins a very light massage, this was more sensual than anything else, probably best described as a rub.
Moving down my body , there's lots and lots  of knacker brushing, the odd CC , but not too much. I'm feeling it , Sap is rising , so in my mind i'm optimistic , its going well.
About 20 mins in, advised to turn over , Extras menu offered , initially no B2B was mentioned , just HR and BJ , disappointed i just offered £20 for the HJ and also offered up £10 to get the baps out. Agreed,  Tits were revealed , excellent, not too big, but just the correct size for her frame, exceedingly large norks though , at least 15mm long. id say a C Cup .  But Bra just unclipped not removed ,with vest top pulled up, I was a little disappointed , try as i might to suggest removal, she was having none of it. Now i'm on a bit of a downer , maybe she noticed , as then she offered B2B with BJ , but by this time the anticipation had sort of gone, so stuck with the boobage revealed and a HJ . Cock was at bursting point due to the Bluey , but try as she might to get me over the line, it wasn't happening, she began to tire and put my hand on my own cock to continue to give her some respite , but even i was up against it now, I suggested a finger in the ass, but she flatly refused that request , So she then poured more oil onto my throbbing cock and began a vigorous pumping. By this time , i know it aint gonna happen. So got her to stop. before i became sore . We hugged a while , she asked me to come tomorrow and try again, but its not happening. We hugged again, i got dressed and left. Shes a lovely girl . It was my fault for taking the Bluey, My cock was just numbed and no amount of attention would of made any difference. I noticed the car clock and id been about 50 mins. . I'm giving her a high positive as she was so lovely, the fault is that the Bluey killed the sensation, although the boner was the hardest iv'e think iv'e ever had .
Got home and threw the rest of the Blueys in the bin. Id  rather risk going soft than not be able to cum with a stunning girl.
Hopefully she will be back at some point and i can try again.
POSITIVE, and i recommend her.
 

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Venue
Flat in the CB4 area of Cambridge, closer to the Tesco Express rather than the flat by the main road that this group also use.

Comms
Firstly, it's someone else handling comms not Lexy herself. All done over WhatsApp, to be honest this wasn't an easy punt to arrange I prefer a morning appointment but even though it says 11am start that doesn't ever seem to be available. After a fair bit of back and forth, I booked for an early meet the following day but was told on the morning when I confirmed a couple of hours before the meeting that only later appointments were available, settled for an afternoon meet. Not a problem for me as I'm local but be aware, if you are arranging in advance get confirmation on the day that the time booked still works before travelling. She also needed to push back 30mins from the arranged time when I arrived.

I can see why some would give up trying to arrange and leave without actually meeting.

Time booked
1hr @ £150 (30min = £100)

Appearance
Lovely looking young lady, she's uploaded a new picture which I've included below which is exactly what you'll get. She was even wearing the same lingerie, not sure if she's 19 but can't be too far off I suspect. Wonderful petite body with small boobs and neat fully shaved pussy, no external labia to speak of but I know some prefer that. She has a smallish tattoo on a bum cheek and a piercing below her lip on one side.

The meeting
After the 30mins delay I was let into the flat and greeted by Lexi, very pleased with her appearance so exchanged the cash for a clean towel and took a shower.

I'll keep this brief as she's already well reviewed, back into the room starting with lots of very good DFK standing up, as much as you like. On to the bed with my usual routine of DFK, boob kissing and sucking and RO, she really seemed to get into my efforts with lots of wriggling and encouraging noises but nothing over the top. She also allowed gentle fingering with a single digit, she's very tight.

It was then my turn and she gave me some great OWO, not really deep but felt wonderful and also looked amazing with this gorgeous young blonde giving me the lollipop treatment. We then 69'd with her on top which again felt and looked amazing, she's got a fantastic looking pussy and arse.

Condom on for some cowgirl, I think she's fairly new to all this as she didn't come across as an experienced rider but certainly seemed to be enjoying the practice, more DFK interspersed with thrusting from both of us. I asked for doggie which she took amazingly well and from the noise she was making was enjoying as much as me! I was having such a good time I kept in that position and eventually came in the bag.

A clean up, and a chat while recovering, another shower and back on the street exactly an hour after I'd entered.

Conclusion
As others have said, the comms and getting in the door are far more difficult than they should be, if there was a rating for that it would be a certain negative. However, Lexy is an excellent addition to this group and Cambridge as a whole. I had a wonderful time and look forward to visiting again, hopefully it'll be easier to make arrangements.

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£50 for 15 mins owo + cim

Saw Whitney maybe three weeks ago. Easy to arrange the meet over text. I'd say she's a lot prettier in person that on her pics. I really fancied her. She has a wife next door look but is still young at mid 30s. Soft Welsh lilt which I enjoyed and was eager to please

Met at a quiet area of Newport that has no real traffic and she hopped out of her car and got into my back seat with me. She only gives blowjobs but is happy for cim too. She's really diligent here and works super hard to get you to cum. She was speedy initially and then I told her to slow down and she did. She doesn't just want a quick punt, she seems to really want you to be happy too

After a while I told her I was going to cum and she took it all in her mouth and I asked to see it so when she was finished she opened her mouth for me. Didn't seem in a rush to swallow but did after I said I was happy with that.

In case it bothers you, she won't have sex or kiss. It's really just an owo bj with cim she offers. But it is top notch
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I only really wanted a (happy) massage but agreed to the FS rate of 120, just in case I changed my mind as I don't really like haggling mid way.  Further options were offered including OWO, DFK & rimming but none accepted at an extra 10, 20 & 30 respectively.

A very pleasant massage, the first 20 mins or so could have been legit, with no extra strokes, but things moved on smoothly. A decent amount of ball play & perineum stroking followed and they are very much my thing, so I was slightly regretting not opting for the rimming as I'm hairy, but I should have asked.

Flipped over for some front action, she stripped off and after some lovely body slides, went into OW. That wasn't planned as I'm happy with a HJ, but hey, I'd paid for it already..... I didn't last long.

As soon as she'd cleaned up she said 2 pops in an hour, but more massage first.  Sadly, despite her best efforts, no second pop was forthcoming.  Story of my life, first one is too quick and the second is too slow (if at all).

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There are some reviews for her there, but couldn’t locate any here, so that changes now.

It is always a bit of a question with asian listings if what you see is what you get. I felt the risk was worth it at this price point and I was NOT disappointed. She looks better in person than the pictures. Young, really cute with a toned body, beautiful hair and a cheery personality. Comms were quick and easy.

The place is really easy to get to, you won’t have any problems. I think she may be sharing flat with someone else but never heard a voice confirming it. Her room is really cozy, clean, well looked after. There is a massage table next to her bed, which was very nicely made. Very good first impressions. Had a quick shower then onto the table.

Sadly language barrier is an issue here, but she uses a phone app to translate when she doesn’t understand. The way she handled it made it less of a problem. Still managed to create some moments talking to her, but definitely keep it simple.

She has a very nice, toned body, you can feel the muscles under the soft skin and at no point had any problem with me caressing it. Dropped the black dress - the same one as on the pics - immediately and only kept a nice panty on but only until the flip.

The massage itself was actually really enjoyable. Easily in the top few massages I received, was memorable. Perfect pressure, using lots of techniques. She could easily work as a masseuse if she wanted to.

It’s been some time and I don’t exactly remember if there were CC swipes or reach unders, possibly no, but I still have only positive recollection of the whole encounter. She offers some extras, but I don’t think FS is on the menu. Opted for OWO as extra (£30) and really enjoyed it. Didn’t get a chance to eat her out this time, but it is definitely an option. She was incredibly receptive to my hand playing with her, not sure if played it up for me or not, but made me believe it so I hope she actually enjoyed it.

Total cost: £110 1 hr + £30 for OWO.
Would I repeat? 100%. Absolutely. Super nice. Hidden gem. Loved it.

Outcall to Birmingham Hotel late June 26

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Arrangements made by text about 3 days in advance.

SC was delayed travelling but was kept advised - general very good comms.

Arrived dressed very discretely to blend in, and after dealing with tokens, SC retired to change.

Came out in excellent body stocking and lingerie.
Straight into DFK, and fondling.
Slowly undressed each other, with interspersed DFK and kissing other parts.
Plenty of fingering each way.  Lost of oral both ways.  SC has excellent oral skills
SC orgasmed at least three times
Concluded with CIM unloading a weeks worth (or more) which was taken enthusitically.

Overall, good value, and provided all that was desired.

Saw Moby0000's review and thought I'd give her a whirl.

Comms by Whatsapp with reasonably prompt replies.

Texted yesterday morning for a meet later in the afternoon. Agreed the time for a 1 hour massage. Post code given.

Got there 15 mins early to find she'd messaged me 4 minutes earlier asking if I'm coming - I had confirmed the time earlier.

Told her I was there and she sent me the number - massage shop on Worsley Road North.

Got in and shown into the room - immediately tried to tell me she'll give me half hour massage - told her firmly no way, we booked 1 hour.
She accepted and asked me to undress etc. and left the room.

Returned and began massage. Pretty good and good sensual attention to the thighs / buttocks.
She disappeared for about 3 minutes at one point and straight back into massage without a word on her return?? 
On half hour mark asked if I'd like more than massage and offered body to body and oral - £100. Offered her £70 and agreed on £80.

Quite brief B2B and quite rushed oral interspersed with vigorous yanking of my cock - had to tell her to ease off as painful.
Eventually had her laid in front of me as I pulled myself to completion over her minge as she frigged herself off.

All in all a neutral - good quality massage but the rushed approach to everything else meant she only just misses a positive.
Shame really as she's a good looking girl.
She clearly had a punter waiting who she tried to fit in before me.

Won't be returning.

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Pretty good with detail of extras - I went with FK which was an extra

Place

2nd floor maisonette - not exactly discrete and action took place in small bedroom with double bed OK for the purpose

Girl

I would say early 30's short (less than 5ft) with big well done falsies and constant smile, quite pleasant to look at

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As I walked to the place door was opened just as i got there and Yuna lead me up the stairs and showed me into the small room where tokens were exchanged . Had a shower - good shower with plenty of clean towels available.

Back into room and DFK immediately started as I removed Yuna's clothes to reveal the rather nice boobs and took advantage. I then moved her to the bed and I was very horny and she was quite wet so condom on and I fucked her in missionary and tbh came very quickly.

Yuna removed condom cleaned me up and then did a massage for the remainder of time which was pretty good.


Go back

Yes I would but not to that place as too small and not discreet

Cost £80 plus £20 for FK other extras like anal available for £40

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location - gosport, wasnt the cleanest place it was abit run down on the inside but fit for purpose

looks - the lady looks like her photos she is hiding alot of belly fat and sag but not fat, but nice reactive nipples

meet - i arrived abit late as it was a first time meet for me just so finding parking and a cash point was abit hard but friendly for the most part, the only reason its a neutral is because of the very rushed service.

i understand if i arrive abit late it might cause issue with other clients but if i pay for a time that time starts once the donation is accepted not 5 mins ago while i was still in the car.

the meet happened yesterday and i can barely remember it cause it was over so fast rushing through positions and services which she did apologise for at the end.
but overall id return if i felt like they was some value in the money spent but i feel like shes over priced so ill keep her on the list as a backup if other plans in the area fall through

I had the rare opportunity for an Outcall to a hotel in Knutsford.  About a week beforehand, I found Cheshire Lass on AW who appeared to fit my requirements.  There were no reviews on her apart from the usual fluffy ones on AW and reference that she may have been Warrington Lass in a previous incarnation.  I sent an e mail asking if she was available on a specific date, at an approximate time, (evening).  I received a fairly short reply to confirm she was and lived close by.
A few days before the appointment I asked for a mobile number and a name as I said it would be good to have a chat beforehand.  She provided both, (although I can't post them here as they are not on her AW profile). We agreed a day and time when to ring her, which I did.  After 2 or 3 attempts she did answer and we had a brief chat about what I like and was expecting and she was fine with that, and we agreed I would phone or text once I had arrived at the hotel so I could give her Access details/room number etc.
On arrival in Knutsford, I phoned, but it went straight to voicemail, so I sent a text asking her to reply.  An hour later, I phoned again, no reply.  At this point, doubts began to creep in, but it was too late to go to Plan B, which was Cheshire Companions.  A further text, around 3 hours before the agreed time, resulted in a text back, simply saying "Hi" and nothing else!  So at least she was reading my texts and listening to voicemail.
I gave it one last try but again, no answer, so I text and asked if she was still coming.  I got 2 short texts back about 15 minutes before the agreed time, "can't talk now" and a few minutes later, "sorry, not coming".
I text back, expressing my disappointment and that I think she had no intention of coming in the first place and was just stringing me along. I asked her what her motivation was.  As you might guess, I'm still waiting for a reply!
So, although the meet never took place, I think it warrants a Negative Review.  Financially it cost nothing, but I was annoyed that she had had plenty of opportunity to cancel days before, but didn't tell me until the last minute.
I would urge anyone who wants to book her to be prepared to be disappointed and have a Plan B in place.

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Summary. Luxury Lexy, Polish, great UKpunting reviews, looks hot, but let down badly.

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Well, my run of outstanding meets comes to an end, unfortunately. 

Had a bit of time off, so thought it worth expanding my meets outside of Nottinghamshire (hours drive includes Birmingham and South Yorkshire).  I think I've had a string of great meets having carried out due-diligence on the AW profiles (as far as that goes), UKpunting reviews and being prepared to travel for an hour or so for punts on days I can spend a bit of me-time.  So seen the numerous reviews for Lexy, looked good and with seven positives thought it worth the 2 hour drive (E/W).  Did notice that she'd been available all week.

Tried to arrange an early evening meet via WhatsApp.  Lots of back and forth, was on at agreed time, then told only 1/2 hour, I said I could make it earlier for an hour meet, which was her (or maids) suggestion, which was then reined back and only 1/2 hour slot.  Decided to suggest an hour meet a few hours later, still within her working hours (up to 11 pm) and grab something to eat in the meantime, which was agreed.  Just in case there were any problems or confusion, suggested I book on AW which was agreed.  From the timings, I suspect the maid was bouncing between texts and WhatsApp and maybe phone no. for other SPs, so wanted clarity on a fixed time.  Come the later BOOKED time, there were a couple of deleted messages, followed by delay in agreed time, by 15 mins, then 30 mins ("max").  Then she suggests even later or tomorrow, I asked what she meant by later and the reply was "tomorrow".  She asked if I was local.  I said I'd driven 2 hours only to be delayed then cancelled.  Then come the excuses, "pussy hurt", being honest (yeah right).  So I wished her well and hope she recovers......I'm such a gentlemen...and a suggestion that maybe she needs some recovery time.   Anyway, I waited until the next days availability were up before posting this and yep, you guessed it, green light on.

So in summary, I wasted £40 in fuel and about 8 hours of waiting and travel time.  Since she was working next day after "pussy hurt" loads of red flags here. I'm not unsympathetic to her schedule and that she may have been physically hurt, but if she was injured she needs to look after herself.  If she's working whilst injured after a long series of working days, I'd hate to think what level of service she could provide.  Or finally, as I suspect, her maid cocked up on the booking front, or I was a backup option in case a provisional booking fell through (which is why I suggested booking on AW) I'm pissed with the "pussy hurt" sob stories.  In the words of Michael Corleone, "Don't lie to me, it insults my intelligence".

Onwards and upwards, perils of trying to meet up with a popular SP in a punting desert (as I found out when I was looking for a Plan B).  Obviously she's well reviewed and I hope my write-up doesn't come across as a revenge bad review (I have looked at the WhatApp messages and can back this up) but I  want to set out my experience in case anyone else starts getting the runaround.

Comm: Diva agency through phone call as usual

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Date seen : last week

Price : 400£ for 1 hour

Venue : Her flat in south Ken area

Meeting: I’ll start by saying I only booked this SP because another UKP member recommended her under my last review as i was asking recommendations for a brunette lady. I figured I’d trust his judgment… big mistake. Ended up being seriously disappointed.
I got there a bit early and waited outside her building. The main door was already open, but I’m not the type to just walk in before my slot. I’d rather wait and be respectful than start buzzing early.
While I was waiting, a guy came flying out of the building with a bike. I’m pretty much certain he’d just come from her flat. Hers is the only apartment on the ground floor, so there wasn’t really anywhere else he could’ve been. Straight away I started thinking, “Great… I’m probably client number 2 or 3 today.” Not exactly the best mindset to go into a booking with, but I tried to ignore it..
Once knocked she opened the door ... She’s short, slim, with very long reddish-brown hair. Honestly, most of the profile pics are blatantly AI-generated. It’s painfully obvious, and the rest are heavily Photoshopped too.i realized that before to book of course, but still i was fascinated by the idea of meeting another MILF. In real life she’s surely late 40s, with a fair bit of cosmetic work done..lip contour scar , eye work, and I’d say a facelift as well..
Compared to another mature lady I saw recently, who had loads of personality, this one felt very business-like. I wasn’t expecting a Russian woman to be jumping around with excitement to see me, but the whole intro felt cold, rushed and pretty detached. She wasn’t rude at all …actually she was polite enough..but you could tell she just wanted to crack on with the booking.
Credit where it’s due though, the flat is lovely. Clean, stylish and very well looked after. I normally avoid incalls because I much prefer using my usual boutique hotel in Mayfair, but there weren’t any rooms free before 2pm..
As soon as I walked in more, there wasn’t even a chance to sit down. Straight into the bedroom, offered me some water, handed me a towel and pointed me towards the shower..
We had a quick chat about likes and dislikes, then got straight into it..
I reacted physically, but there was zero chemistry. Nothing sexy about the atmosphere at all. She was wearing some  black lingerie that looked pretty average, so I took it off, (which is something I usually enjoy doing ). She’s in decent shape for her age, but obviously doesn’t have the body of a twenty-something anymore. Her bum’s definitely starting to sag.
Then came the deal breaker..
I asked if I could start going down on her, and a smell …A really strong fishy smell hit me instantly. Not subtle… genuinely overpowering  ! I couldn’t do it. I ended up pretending I was moving lower to kiss her feet because there was no way I could stay there. By then I’d already started losing my erection.
She tried kissing my body to get things going again, but all I could think was, “Here we go… another £400 down the drain.” I actually had to picture my favourite pornstar ( bless her)  in my head just to stay in the game.
I think she realised I wasn’t really feeling it, so she switched to a BJ. Fair enough..it was decent. Probably the only part of the session I can’t really criticise..
Then we moved on to sex. She put the condom on, asked if I wanted her on top, and started riding me. The problem was that she felt slightly loose, and after a few minutes everything became incredibly repetitive. Same movements, same soft moaning, same whispered lines. It honestly felt like she’d done the exact same routine hundreds of times before..
I couldn’t stay focused anymore. I wanted to switch positions just to break the rhythm, but the second I pulled out, that smell hit me all over again.
That was game over.
I asked if I could use the bathroom, washed up, came back and asked her to finish me with a handjob instead. Still couldn’t finish. 
From arriving to leaving, I reckon I was there about 45 minutes, including both showers.
So… to the guy who recommended her under my last review… you officially owe me £400. 😂 I’ll let you off this time!
Before I left, I asked if she shared the flat with anyone. She said yes, another Diva’s lady, but apparently she’s away on holiday at the moment. She wouldn’t tell me who it was.
I’ll do some digging…
Overall, another disappointing experience since I started seeing SPs. So now it’s a 2:1 -  2 negative 1 positive .  It’s honestly getting frustrating at this point, but I’m not giving up.     The search for genuinely amazing escorts continues… hopefully one day I’ll actually find one.

One of my top places, clean and friendly and have 1/2 girls which are slim and mid 30s
30 minutes £35

Lots of parking and I just did a walk in in this occasion

The lady I met spoke good English and said was there to November? Slim build and in shape

Offered shower before and after too.

She took her time with massage and the usual HJ Extra £30 on top

She told me she didn’t do any extras other than body to body, but at the end she said next time you cum inside me

So I might give this a go again

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Had to go to Crawley to buy something for Mum so decided to buy something for me as well 🙂

I have been to jing Mai before and had an ok time so was familiar with the place. Called ahead and said I was ten mins away - no problem, so they were expecting me. Took a few mins to sort out paying for parking - £2.80 for one hour on the PaybyPhone app and the sun was so bright I struggled to see my phone.

Shop is a door between some other shops - rang the buzzer and was in within seconds. “Come on up darling’ came a voice from up the stairs - always a promising start being called darling. When I got to the top I found a very attractive (to me) round faced milfy Chinese lady in a short black dress - she has some curves but not fat - found out later her name is Lisa and she says she is 40 years old. Went into the reception and was offered to pay by cash or card - I took the card option. She offered me four hands which I have not tried - why not I thought, especially if I get another milf like lady. So £60 for 30 mins. I did ask about would there be any extra charges - she didnt want to say but clearly got the message. Don’t worry i said, can sort them out later.

Into the room, same as last time, generous size room with shower in corner, armchair for clothes and a wide massage table which was very comfy. I stripped off and waited a couple of mins for Lisa to come back, and she bought me a bottle of water which was nice. A minute later the door reopened and Abby came in - probably early 20s, tall, thin, glasses, dressed kind of Goth-like. Chinese but speaks English like a native. Not particularly my type but hey-ho, on with the show. I told them it was my first four hands and they seemed surprised and said I would love it. Onto the table in FDM.

Lisa stood at my feet and ran her hands right up my legs and onto my bum, several times touching my knob in passing - but not always. Abby did my back, neck and shoulders, more little round movements than flowing strokes - gentle and not unpleasant though not doing much for me, especially in comparison with the teasing on my lower half from Lisa. There was quite a bit of banter between all three of us. Lisa smacked my bum and said it was nice - I replied I’m sure hers is nice as well, which generated chuckles all round. After a while I got asked the question. They said what do I expect/like and I said B2B, naked, blow job. Lisa gave that same quizzical look about a BJ so I said dont worry, leave it. Then we got onto the price - I asked how much and Abby said £80 in a questioning way. I countered with £60 which was quickly accepted - but I had misunderstood. I handed over £60 thinking to myself what a bargain for two of them, and then they told me they expected that each. I said too much, I’ll just take one of them and chose Lisa - who is far more my type. Abby was fine about it - I apologised and said she is nice but Lisa is more my type. So Abby left.

Lisa started stripping off, but left her panties on at first. She has a great body, nice tits, firm, good shape, nice big nipples which were offered for me to suck. Lovely round bum, legs a little thickness to them but still quite shapely. The skin on her bum and thighs starting to show signs of cellulite but still smoking hot as far as I am concerned. Her body is curvy but still firm - have I mentioned yet how attractive her face is and how hot her body is?    She started giving me a hand job to get me going  - I told her she might have to work hard at it because of my issue. I then asked her to remove the panties which she did straight away. She climbed on the table next to me and continued to give my cock a lot of attention whilst I was able to feel her arse and try to get round to her pussy though the angle was not great. After a while I asked if I could lick her pussy, and again got the quizzical look which I took as a no, she didnt want to. I’m not one to be too pushy so I left it at that. We got on really well, compliments flowing both ways. She kept commenting on how big I was getting despite me saying I struggle - I am grower though. Not sure how rigid I got, I find it really hard to tell in someone else’s grip, but it was immensely enjoyable. She was trying really hard and was furiously wanking me, spitting on it, holding her mouth open next to it, talking dirty. At least five times I said let's leave it, I’m not going to cum, but she either kept going or started again. I could tell she genuinely wanted me to cum. She sat on top of me and moved her pussy towards my head. Nice shaven haven - she is really hot! I got to touch and lick her pussy, we had obviously built up a rapport and she appreciated my lack of pushy-ness - and she wanted to help me cum. I did get to lick her - it was nice and she seemed to appreciate it. Did not try to get any fingers inside. She got down again and restarted wanking me - and this time I got a finger in my bum as well, which was nice but it still didn't get me quite over the edge. I must have been edging for over 20 minutes - it was bliss but also frustrating.

Finally, finally, we stopped. We were both covered in sweat. She got in the shower first and then I did - not enough room for both of us. When I got out we both realised how much shorter she is than me - she must be about 5ft tall and I'm 6ft 1". It was nearly 50 minutes later than when I arrived as I left, so she definitely let it run over time. I gave her a £20 tip at the end and got a kiss.

Overall a most enjoyable punt/massage with lots of banter and I think she really enjoyed it as well. Four hands was - meh, don't think I’ll go for that again - and made it quite expensive, especially with the tip that I chose to give at the end as a sign of my appreciation.

£60 for 30 mins four hands - though Abby left after 15 mins
£60 for B2B inc RO and HJ
£20 tip
Time in shop - 50 mins

Extra expense - I pranged the car door trying to drive out of the car park the wrong way 

I left the scene a very happy man, regardless of the prang and not cumming. Lisa says she always works there - i’ll definitely ask for her next time, she was great fun and very attractive with a good body.

Was alerted about a new arrival from the same team behind Antonela/Barbara that I saw earlier so paid a visit.

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Location: Same location as Barbara. Canary Wharf. Flats right on the river. Flat on a higher floor. Great views of the Thames. Nearest DLR will probably be All Saints

Price: £80 for 30 mins + £30 for DFK. Also charges £30 extra for OWO and £30 for 69, both not taken.

Communication: Good, via whatsapp. Booked with few hours notice. Comms handled by a maid.

Description: Pictures are accurate. Brazilian, early 20s, small natural boobs, gym fit and has sculpted abs (Surgeon did a good job), has tattoos as shown in pictures. Great ass as you would expect from fit women from this part of the world. Dressed to impress with high heels. Speak no English, have to use translator app.

Services: DFK, OW, 1 round of FS

Details:

Buzzed in on time. She opens the door and I see what I like. She is nice but not overly friendly. Works for me.

Money exchanged, extra confirmed and I had a quick shower. Bathroom was clean.

Back in room and she had fully taken her clothes off and was sitting on the bed. I like to remove clothes myself but it was ok.

Started with DFK standing up. My hands exploring her fit body and ass.

I threw a few compliments her way and said she had impressive sculpted abs. She smiled and said it was done in Brazil. She also appreciated my physique and said she like what she saw.

Continued DFK which she was really good at.

Sat on bed and sat her on my lap. Sucked her natural tits for a while before lying on bed for her to put the condom on.

Started OW. She had no issue in me holding her head or hair. I held her hair up in a bun with both hands and enjoyed that pretty mouth sucking me for a while. OW was average so I didn't spend too much time on it.

pulled her up for more DFK as she stroked my cock till it was rock hard.

Started with cowgirl and she rode me well. That fit body jumping up and down on my cock was a sight.

Held her waist and pumped her hard. She can take a pounding. pulled her down for some more DFK.

Switched over to Reverse Cowgirl and fucked her hard as she squatted over my cock.

Moved to doggy which was the highlight.

Hip to ass ratio was amazing and she backed onto me as I just held her waist and let her fuck me.

After a while I took control and started pumping hard.

Put one hand on her head to push it down on the bed to continue drilling her.

Held one, then both arms behind her back which she was ok with.

Tried lifting her up but she said she wasn't that flexible/comfortable so pushed her back down on the bed.

Transitioned to prone bone.

More drilling and DFK and I soon came in the bag.

Another shower and I was out a few mins after time.

She did put an alarm which went off as I was getting out the shower.

Overall a fairly vanilla punt which was positive for me.

As Always, YMMV



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As I’m a little bit flush at the moment, I thought it’s only right, I start Knocking off some of the women on my hot list. Now Emma has been on there for a while but for some reason we haven't met.

So we decided on a 30minute session

Situated in Bayswater, for the ones familiar with this area know the look she was in a local hotel so you have to walk through the foyer to reach her room

Emma, looks amazing as ever and her teeth are great( I know it’s weird) to point out but she’s got this open bite I find attractive. Emma smells nice and wears a full robe. I hand over the paper work, then…… this woman can chat for England no word of a lie, she’s very confident but tbh I don’t mind and I liked it, she’s got personality, where a lot of women in this industry are cold. She can chat

After a shower, she removes her robe, wearing lingerie underneath stockings and suspenders 🤤 her boobs are absolutely massive I didn’t know where to start.

Lights camera action.

No pop shot because I’m absolutely shattered form the lady seen earlier. But had a good evening with Emma and will definitely be meeting her again soon

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Location - Small village not far from Coventry/Rugby
Duration 30 mins
Price paid: 80
Date : Early July
Comms : all via SMS

Felt the urge on Friday morning, so messaged her and surprisingly she was available Friday lunchtime. I think i saw her a few years ago, she's got a slutty Essex girl look and charm about her. found her place quite easily. Got led up to her room, handed over the cash and freshened up in the bathroom. I had asked for a GFE experience so we got cuddling on the bed, light kisses that she didnt seem into, not sloppy DFK so that was a bit of a downer. Anyhow she proceeded to give a me fantastic OWO. Proper drooling and spitting with hawk Tuu going on. I didn't last long and a blow my load straight into her mouth which she happily deposited into a tissue. We had a bit of a cuddle and no matter what she tried I couldn't get it up for round two of sex. No fault of her own, i think i need about an hour between rounds, In hindsight i should have just gone for the 50 quid blow and go which she offers. At 50 including CIM this is great value but 80 probably a bit much unless you can get round 2 in, anyways i came away happy.