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It was 45 minutes with kissing et cetera for 120£

Room is welcoming and was greeted by Aya - looks better than her pics.   Onto the bed and more kissing and owo - fantastic owo. One of the best.

She gave me a good massage in between as well. All in all it was a fantastic session that exceeded expectations.

Definite revisit required. 

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I've recently moved to the area for a few months for work and popped in last week to carry on my quest to try everyone out at this establishment. I booked via text an hour before appointment and didn't have a specific therapist in mind this time round so just turned with whoever I got.

I was paired with Sammie. I initially thought I recognised her, but she told me we hadn't met before. Clothes off, table was nice and warm which was lovely as it was cold outside. The first 20 minutes of the session was pretty relaxing. I was exhausted from work, and the massage was exactly what I needed.

I thought the full massage would go like this and since I was tired I was happy with it. However things shifted when she began cc swipes, and she could immediately tell how much I was enjoying it. She also slowly played with my balls and reached for my cock, doing an amazing job. It was all so memorable.

During the session, she remembered that while I hadn't had a massage with her before, we had actually chatted outside at reception while I was waiting for Gigi. I was deeply impressed by her memory. After a while, I turned over. The rest of the session was a bit of a blur, but she gave me a truly fantastic happy ending. After cleaning me up, she mentioned I still had time left on the clock and continued with the massage.

Eventually, I had to ask her to stop because I was worried I would get hard again, and I didn't have any extra cash on me for another round. Also, because she was wearing white trousers, I didn't want to risk touching her and getting oil on her clothes.

The way she made me feel was absolutely incredible. I am looking forward to seeing her again. Magic hands!

I'd been lucky enough to see Georgia several times when she first started, but I haven't been able to get an appointment with her recently. When she popped up on the rota again, calling two weeks in advance was still not quick enough. But Tara was also working that day, had availability, and was someone I'd been interested in trying out.

When: October 2026
Type: Incall
Location: Victoria
Duration: 1 hour
Price: £170
Services: DFK, OWO
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Booked two weeks in advance by phone.

The girl
The new set of photos on the website is very accurate. Facially, others have described Tara as the girl next door or a saucy barmaid, and I'd say that's accurate. I certainly found her attractive. She's the kind of person you'd definitely want to chat up if you saw her IRL.

Her body was very tight, though there were some signs that this might be the product of surgical intervention.

She's intelligent, friendly and interesting to speak to, with a good sense of humour.

The service
Tara was working out of the downstairs flat. I arrived on time for the first meet of the day and was let in by Tara herself, who was wearing a towel and had wet hair. She directed me to the room and told me she'd be with me shortly.

I set the donation on the table and waited.

I've seen a number of reviews where people complain about the conveyor-belt structure or delays in getting underway, but that hasn't been my experience. Maybe a couple of minutes here or there. In this case, however, I was still sitting in the room waiting nearly ten minutes after the hour. At one point, despite hearing movement in the flat, I actually peeked out the door to see if I'd somehow been forgotten.

The upside was that I got a great glimpse of Effy, who hadn't previously been on my radar but now certainly is!

Tara eventually arrived in the room, dressed in pink, smiling and apologetic. We instantly moved into a DFK embrace. Her skin and hair were incredibly soft, and we carried on kissing for some time while fondling and exploring each other's bodies.

I took her in front of the mirror and started undressing her so I could get a good look at her body. She's very proud of her breasts, and rightly so.

Eventually, she encouraged us onto the bed. We made out further, and I kissed my way down her body till I was planted between her legs and began to lap away, receiving encouragement for my efforts.

Eventually, I pulled away, and she signalled it was time for my turn. As I finished undressing, she suddenly looked over at the table and seemed to notice the money there for the first time.

"Oh, I was supposed to take this out of the room," she said, before suddenly getting up and leaving for several minutes.
By the time she got back, my erection had deflated.

She climbed across me and grabbed some kind of lube, which she rubbed on my cock and began to suck.  Her technique felt good, but something about it felt off. I don't know if it was the lube, the way she moved her mouth, or something else, but while it felt great, it wasn't really getting me anywhere.

In retrospect, I probably should have asked for a condom and tried to get inside her, but instead I had her rub my balls while I finished myself off.

She cleaned me up, then said she needed water, so she left the room again for several minutes before returning.

During the intermission, we had a great chat about life in London, the English, and some humorous aspects of her side job that brought us together.

Spending all day naked around a group of girls with whom you sometimes go down on in duo bookings, but don't see, talk to, or interact with once you step outside the building, is a pretty unique experience.

Feeling recovered, I went to initiate round two. She seemed to have thought it was a 45-minute booking and initially told me we were out of time before realising we were there for an hour and agreeing to continue.

She began to suck my cock, applying the same lube substance. Again, it felt good but wasn't really moving the needle. We tried putting on a condom and going with her on top, but there wasn't enough enthusiasm from the man downstairs.

Eventually, we called it quits.

Conclusion
In many ways, the visit reminded me of the couple of times I saw Jade a few years ago. Hot girl, intelligent and interesting to speak to, definitely up for it.  On paper, everything should have worked, but some level of passion or something was just missing.

The repeated interruptions certainly didn't help. The long wait at the beginning, the sudden departure to handle the donation, the second break for water, and the confusion over the booking duration made the whole experience feel stop-and-start.

Tara was attractive, friendly, and interesting company, and I genuinely enjoyed talking to her. But despite all those positives, the session never really came together in the way I'd hoped. For that reason, I've gone with a neutral rating.

Will I see her again? At some point. I genuinely liked Tara and would be happy to try again. Things didn't quite click that day as they have with many other girls, but I'd be interested to see whether a second visit would be different.

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Described on the website as 25, size 8, 5'4", 34c boobs, brunette hair.

I would say accurate, maybe add 1 to 2 years of age, size 8 and gym fit on the top half, size 10 and gym fit bum on the bottom. Facially and overall very attractive. No tattoos or piercings. Very clean looking, smelling and tasting and took a shower after the punt.

Photos on the website are 100% accurate. A shame there is no classic doggy style position photo to show off her bum.

Price for 30 minutes of £65 (£50 basic + £15 for gfe).

Services provided:
Oral (without), Kissing, Doggy/Mish/CG.

Emma was friendly in the room and had a good attitude. All services were provided well. The services were gentle and sensual in a slightly reserved way, so I was a bit surprised to see the long list of services when they were added to her page. No clock watching or rushing.

Overall very positive.

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When: October 2026
Type: Incall
Location: Victoria
Duration: 1 hour
Price: £170
Services: DFK, OWO, Anal play, Rimming (rec), Prostate Massage,
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Booked about a week in advance and reconfirmed on the day as per the usual HOD protocol.

The girl
Natalia is definitely the woman in the photos, though how long ago they were taken is unclear. She's a little fuller-figured than the pictures suggest, and her face and hairstyle are such that she could plausibly span quite a range of ages. I couldn't work out whether her advertised age was accurate, as isn't always the case with HOD girls. Nevertheless, I wasn't put off by her appearance.

I found her intelligent, friendly and very easy to talk to.

The service

Natalia was working out of the downstairs flat and let me in herself with a smile before directing me to the back room. I put the donation on a side table, and by the time I'd taken off my shoes, she had already joined me.

We began with kissing and exploring each other’s bodies. I quickly discovered that she wasn't wearing any panties under her nightie, which I thought was incredibly hot. She had the practical Eastern European view that they were going to go anyway, so why bother?
 
Nevertheless, I pushed her down onto the bed from behind, and began to tongue her pussy and ass. They are both incredibly lickable, and she moaned in encouragement, which had me down there for a while, though she did warn it’s very hard for her to come.

Eventually, I pulled off and brought her over by the mirror, where she dropped my pants, sank to her knees, and began to deliver a hands-free blowjob. With her fingers, she gently stroked my balls and taint, and it was not long before I felt the sap rising. Although her profile advertises cum in mouth, it is not a blanket offer, which caused a bit of confusion.

We repaired to the bed between rounds and took turns giving each other massages. We chatted about life in London, where she's lived for nearly twenty years, and about her clientele. The conversation was easy, and she proved to be interesting company.

I then positioned myself between her legs and asked her to play with herself, which she did with great enthusiasm, eventually bringing herself to a convulsing orgasm.

Given her petite size, she expressed some reservations about whether she'd be able to manage my girth, but I told her that I'd read about her proficiency with prostate massage and I was curious about it. Her face lit up with a big grin, and she exclaimed, I love doing that.

Before I knew it, she had a glove on and a lubed finger exploring my back door while she performed another hands-free blowjob. The combination was hard to resist, and I was soon shooting my second load of the meet. As she cleaned me up, she went on extolling the virtues of the prostate massage.  To hear her tell it, a finger in the ass and a blow job is good for whatever ails you!

Conclusion
Overall, a positive experience. Natalia is intelligent, friendly and easy to talk to. She has a regular job away from HOD, so this seems to be something she does on the side. That's a dynamic I've always preferred.
Her photographs may be somewhat dated, and a couple of limitations were worth noting regarding advertised services. Nevertheless, she was accommodating, enthusiastic and particularly delighted to demonstrate her speciality. I enjoyed both her company and her straightforward attitude.

Will I see her again? Yes. There are a few other girls I'd like to see first, and one or two I'd probably prioritise for a return visit, but I'd definitely be happy to see Natalia again down the line.

I booked in to see the much-hyped Tina.

First up, what a friendly place. The main lady (coco?) is so welcoming. Water. Chocolates. Thank you texts. Makes a change to some places…

Then Tina. Petit. Pretty. Smallish boobs. Hairy puss. Quite strong body. Early-mid 30s.

Booked for 1 hour (£65) which I rarely do these days, most of these things usually run out of steam at 45 mins. Massage started well and was decent but was going on for ages. At 30 mins reach-unders began. On the flip offered b2b (negotiated down to £80). OWO would have been £100. Clothes off and rubbing all over body. I sucked nipples and did some light fingering to a terribly acted orgasm from her. Then I lay back and moved between her tits. She then humped my leg as I came.

The room was bad (behind reception). There was no music. Tina did little more than smile in between. And it just felt flat. What’s more, my session was done at 47mins with no offer of anything more.

I’m keen to try all these places but I fancied some raunch today and this was just dull.

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Another review fo Nat from me as its been a while.
Paid £110 for 1 hour plus stockings and suspenders.
As per usual unreal service from start to finish with her doing plenty of edging after asking for it from the start.
Still the best massage experience and price around for me and I will be back.
This was a last minute booking that she managed to squeeze me in for.
Great service, great price, great lady.
100% recommend.

Comms: Last minute chance for a punt so looked at local availability and saw Jess was available.  I fired off a text, and got a reply virtually immediately with a general location.  On arrival, let her know I had arrived and got a text back with a final destination.  All very easy.

Price: £190 for 1 hour.


Location:  Modern flat on the edge of the city centre.  Perfectly adequate with a decent bathroom and shower. 

The Girl: Pictures are accurate.  Attractive redhead, with nice eyes and a very sexy look.  Make up well done.  She has enhanced breasts which are well done and suit her frame.  Overall I was really pleased.  This was my first time meeting Jess and there are few pictures on her profile (for free) so this could have gone either way.  As it was it could not have gone better. 

The Action:  Sorted out the paperwork on arrival and was shown into the bedroom.  Took the proffered shower and on coming back into the bedroom got straight into the action.  Started off with some kissing (LFK rather than DFK) and some exploring and rubbing of bodies.  Jess was wearing a bra and pants to start with but these soon came off.

Jess asked if I preferred oral with or without and took the without option.  This was very good with long deep strokes.   This went on for a good while, until, frankly, I was on the verge.  Switched into reverse oral to calm things down a bit.  All very fresh and rather nice.  Jess seemed to enjoy this, I certainly did.  She was moving forcefully against me as I took my time enjoying her body.   

Next we switched into missionary, it was great to have such an attractive partner who seemed engaged and involved.  I was really enjoying this as she encouraged me on.  Swapped to a few other positions, spooning, cowgirl (amazing with her tits bouncing and moving) and finally finished in missionary.

A bit of chat, another shower and out in just under an hour.

Overall:  Excellent meeting with a very cute girl.  She was enthusiastic and engaged throughout.  Would recommend.

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I was in two minds about booking Ayla as her reviews whilst positive gave off a mechanical feel to them and as someone who looks for connection and personality in a laid back 1 hour booking I had mixed feelings. Spoiler alert this is a solid Green but it’s worth reading on as there are some conditions.

Anyway I was working in the area yesterday and thought what the hell and got booked in through what is clearly her handler. 

Her menu shows that OWO is included but no mention of kissing as discussed in the regional chatter.

I took a chance and booked in for an hour (it was only an extra £50) and if she could get 2 rounds out of me I thought it was worth it.

Messaged as I was close by and got the come in message with picture of the door a few minutes early. When she opened the door I was very happy with what I saw. She is tiny, barely 5 foot and I guess a size 4. Dressed in matching red lingerie and stockings with long dark hair and a big smile. Facially I found her very attractive.

Room is a studio apartment style living bedroom, in a pretty tired building that’s not out of place in Donny. Not been before but close to the Belles apartment.

She was friendly from the off but not forward and flirty in the same way as Minnie or JJ. I confirmed my hour and asked about kissing. She said yes but £10 extra (as described in other reviews). I paid £120 plus £10 for kissing. She asked if I wanted a massage to start and I went with her flow/routine.

Her massage was ok, not therapeutic and not trained clearly but it served its purpose and we chatted as she worked. After barely 10 minutes she asked me to turn over and she’d stripped down to her stockings and suspender belt,  I was already hard and after a quick clean up she started OWO.

This was pretty good and I let her take control. She took me half way and varied her rhythm well and made good eye contact. She also paid plenty of attention to my balls. She positioned herself in 69 and I got to work on her shaved and clean and neutral pussy. This carried on for a while and I could feel myself getting too close so stopped to explore her body some more.

Great tits that I’d guess are enhanced but zero scaring and nice responsive nipples. She seemed to be getting into my RO but without ever seemingly getting close so I suggested we have sex.

As described in other reviews her routine starts with RCG and she clearly likes this position and it’s very good. She gives full access to get deep penetration and is very tight so plenty of sensation. Her technique variety is very good with a mixture of squats where she pounds away, grinding and she also does the thing where she leans forward and slides full length up and down.

She moved around into CG and again mixed up her technique well. It was at this point I realised there’d been no kissing but I figured if it’s not on her preference list I was happy to leave it. She was giving me her full energy and getting more and more vocal and her face and chest were reddening. She paused and asked for doggy so I took her to the end of the bed and at her request “fucked her”. This was clearly her preferred position and she encouraged me to go as deep as I could and as I quickened the pace I think she came.

She lowered herself into speed bump and I carried on until I’d finished.

She asked me to lay back down and cleaned me up. We stayed like this for a few moments chatting away and she started to stroke my body and bring me back to life. She asked if I wanted sex again and started to perform oral again, this time I was standing and the sensation was better.

Round 2 was similar to round 1 but I took a bit more control and this time finished in missionary.

Another quick chat, then shower in a clean bathroom. When I came out she went to give me the extra tenner back.

All in all it was a solid green experience with a FAF Thai girl in her late 20’s (ish). It wasn’t my style of meet but she is a lovely girl and I would definitely go back to see her. She was my 1st new girl since July and it was a nice change. She said work is quiet and she’s in Donny for another week so if I’m back in that part of the county next week I’ll go se her again.

Hope the info is useful to those who like our Thai visitors.

I booked her for an outcall to Sheffield last week and paid a £30 deposit. She said she’d be here in 40 minutes, but then texted saying it would be another 34 minutes. I had to leave by 5pm, and since the deposit was paid by 2pm, she had plenty of time. She blamed the traffic, but we never met. Watch out for scammers like her and avoid her services.

I asked for a refund, but she claimed she was driving at first, then tried to blame me for not telling her my plans. She’s stopped responding now.

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Location: Leeds incall
Price: £180
1 hour
Services: DFK, OWO, Sex
Met about 3 months ago.

Had been wanting to meet her for a long while but was apprehensive as thought she doesn’t work late evenings. Had tried in the past but our timetables never matched up. Sent an email with day and time and received a reply the next day confirming she was available. Sent booking via aw and number provided, few messages exchanged via WhatsApp confirming the booking.
On the morning of the meeting I nearly got caught out by the traffic in Leeds. This road (forgot what it’s called) is a straight road to the train station and has 2 paid car parks, coming towards Leeds station the first one was closed so headed to the second, both were on the right. Parked up and tried paying online via app but it wouldn’t let me, panic, booking was for 9:30 and it was already 9:25 and I didn’t know where her block was. FFS, do I risk the fine and be on time or try to figure this out or try to find another car park in Central Leeds? I didn’t want to be a dick and be late for the first encounter so screenshot the phone app not letting me pay for it for the possible parking appeal later, entrance had cameras which I assumed had number plate recognition but car park was in the middle of being built so didn’t know if it was on. I thought I’d risk it as had screenshots and screen recorder of not being able to pay.

Got to the block and instructions were clear to get in. Got to the door and it opened, not what I was expecting tbh (she was a lot better) and I felt she also did a double take, I’m an asian and list my name as George so I guess they expect someone else and then see me thinking they haven't ordered an ubereats . After reading her profile a number of times I thought she’d have a bit of a bitchy personality with ‘you can’t do this’, ‘ you can’t do that’ and a glaring look to match that personality, one where she’s constantly judging and evaluating you. When you’re a balding, overweight, not-good-looking (don’t like to use the word ugly 😂😂) bloke, you’re not sure which point turned her off or was it just her attitude.
She was a good looking girl with light makeup accentuating her looks rather than looking like someone who went to town with a paint brush on their face. Rare to see women who put effort into their looks on a morning, hair was also done properly. Walked in and a good snog behind the door, proper decent one and it helped settle my nerves a bit. Had a quick chat and, we started walking towards the bathroom which I thought, wtf, is she leading me to the shower? I’ve just had one. Then realised the apartment is such that you walk past the bathroom to get to the bedroom. More kissing and got rid of the clothes, she moved to give owo with me stood up. I am girthier than average and it puts some wg’s off, so when she took the boxers off I was waiting for her to start making her excuses but she commented on the size and got to work on it starting slow and then trying to deepthroat even allowing me to hold her head and dicktate . I didn't push hard at all just in case she said no more. Stayed like this for 10 minutes and then moved onto the bed where it continued. Johnny on and into mish where I finished.
I very rarely last this long for the first shot usually taking less than 5 minutes but to her credit she relaxed me and took it at such a speed where I didn't cum too quick.
Quick chat laid laying next to me and she is a very good conversationalist.
Owo to get back it up and rubbered up, mish, cowgirl,  reverse cowgirl, doggy on the bed, prone bone, standing doggy and then laid down with her giving owo and wanking me off with one hand and teasing my arsehole with her other,  spectacular finish.
Never once did she complain about my girth and she felt tight which is very rare for me.
Quick shower at the end, peck on the cheek and I was out.

She never stopped smiling, facially very attractive, banging body and was very accommodating of whatever I asked of her with a great attitude. Fantastic meet.

The only let down was my own bias before the meeting. I wasn't hoping for much in this meeting and was waiting for the inevitable excuses somewhere in the meeting for some reason. Was fatigued from working an intense short deadline and kept wondering in the meet,  am I going to get fined £60 or £100 for the parking? Proper idiot.

Will definitely book her again when I'm around leeds next. Can't wait. Should've never doubted the reviews before meeting her.

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(Maybe £180 all in, I paid extra for cim and rimming - can’t remember how much, £20 each I think)

Booked well in advance, comms were fine if a little abrupt.
Paid parking nearby.
Nice enough apartment, clean shower with toiletries / mouth wash available etc.

The meet itself was just a bit mad. Looks wise I didn’t find her attractive. Lovely blonde hair and nice slim body, but she has very angular facial features, almost square faced. She was wearing the outfit I requested which was appreciated.

The way she spoke throughout was really fast, often made no sense, she was having full conversations with herself. Then occasionally asking what I wanted then double and triple checking it was ok and offering something else if I preferred. It was all just very odd and set an uncomfortable atmosphere.

As others have said - the kissing is awful. She launches her tongue in and out of your mouth really quickly. I went with it for a bit but then stopped and actively avoided any more kissing throughout the punt. Facing away during mish for this reason.

We undressed and got on the bed, to start owo and rimming. I was there mainly for deep throat and had read good things. Unfortunately she can’t deep throat and makes ridiculous noises when trying to. She does give a decent BJ, plenty of spit and eye contact but she’s no where near DT and too stop/start to enjoy it. She gave me some nice deep rimming which was probably the highlight, then passed me a toy to use on her while she gave me more owo in a sideways 69 position.

We then fucked in mish (where she encouraged me to put my hand on her neck for mild choking) and doggy (where her positioning was very awkward) and I got over the line, finishing in her mouth which she held for a short time before spitting into a tissue.

After a clean up I accepted an oily massage which was poor and accompanied by more rambling chat that was difficult to comprehend. I soon initiated round two, which was more owo, this time in front of a mirror with me stood and Jesica on her knees. Another mouthful delivered and although only 40 mins had passed I was ready to go.

I jumped in the shower and Jes joined me, even though I didn’t ask her to.. she helped clean the oil off and kept rabbiting on about god-knows-what.

I feel pretty harsh writing this and giving a neutral as she obviously really tries to give a good service. BUT, her bizarre personality, awful kissing and the overriding awkwardness it creates is so off putting that there’s no way I’d return.

I was about to leave after about 50 mins and she gave me £10 back as I didn’t stay the full hour. Fair play.

If you can keep her quiet, a maximum 30 min fuck with a little blondey may well do the job. She’s just not my cup of tea at all.

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Location: Haymarket

Price: £150 for 'VIP' 30m

So pricing was standard 30m one pop £100, 60m two pops £150 a bit of a nightmare menu of extras with kissing +20 OWO +40 etc. She then listed 'VIP' options for £150/£250 30m/60m which including kissing/owo and a couple of other things and was 2 pops for 30m unlimited for 60m. Since the only reason I'd book 60m anyway was for two pops it seemed like the 30m 'VIP' option was the best value.

After the last Brazilian I was half expecting yet another terrible punt throwing away my money but I'm happy to say I was wrong.

I'll get the only negative out the way in that she was wearing this teddy lingerie thing that she refused to take off fully probably self conscious about some mum-tum or c-section situation.

The girl: Really pretty face, fake boobs with a nice feel indicative she wasn't totally flat before having it done, and the standard Brazilian ass. English was pretty good.

Services: DFK was enthusiastic from the get-go which immediately made me feel much more optimistic. OWO was delivered with similar enthusiasm and deep throat. Sex in all the standard combinations and she seemed to be having a good time.

All in all I left after 30m feeling much better than any other recent punt.

She said she was in Edinburgh until Monday but unlikely to return if business didn't pick up. Kind of a dire state of affairs in Edinburgh as many punters have given up with the terrible quality passing through these days.

Beautiful Massage by Belle

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I’d seen this girls profile pop up earlier this year but never got around to visiting until recently. Another room renter at Sabrina’s.

Arrangements were easy, all by text. I turn up at the arranged time and was greeted by Belle. Shoes off and up to the attic room. Not my favourite, I bang my head at least twice whilst in there and I live in fear of the massage table collapsing.

Anyway, Belle is a cute looker. She looks cuter in the photos than in real life but nothing misleading there. She wears the glasses in the photos for the meeting. Age I’d say somewhere in the 30’s. Maybe carrying just a little bit more weight than the pictures, not a lot though. The obligatory tattoos, also pierced nipples. I think she said her clit was pierced but I never got that far.

I get naked and face down, she got down to her underwear. The usual bang average oily massage with a bit of friendly chat and banter.

Turn over and the bra is off showing the piercings. Panties were still on. A brief discussion of extras and everything is available, full service is an extra £50.

I just stick with the agreed HE and it was pleasant enough, mission was accomplished.

Shower was offered but declined on this occasion so a quick wipe over with tissue and I’m done then shown out.

I would return because she is cute. She hasn’t done the disappearing act that so many of the room renters there do so if you keep an eye out for her profile over the next few weeks you’ll more than likely find it. I wouldn’t mind a full service but the rickety table, restricted height of the room  and nowhere obviously comfortable enough to do the deed puts me off. Maybe the sofa in the middle room would be the preferred venue.

When: October

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Location: near central / west Croydon. All very safe and inconspicuous.

Comms: pretty good as long as you catch her during her working hours. Responded pretty sharpish.

Cost: 150 for the hour. What’s on offer - OWO, Sex All the positions,69,French Kiss,Prostate massage ,titwanks,Cim,
Deep oral sex, GFE girlfriend, rimming.

The girl: just like the photos, possibly even sexier. Was wearing some stunning lingerie which barely contained her splendid arse and tits. She’s curvy in a really good way, made a real effort with hair and makeup. Her tits are fake id say but EE cup and pretty perfect, soft and feel natural.

Action: small apartment which I think she’s trying out, perfectly functional
And clean. Given dribs and drabs of info but getting in was smooth. Let in with a big smile, nice kiss wearing gorgeous lingerie. Took straight through to the bedroom where monies were handed over and stashed. Stripped off and proceedings commenced with a heady bout of oral, followed by rimming on me and then 69. Her technique is excellent, deep, loads of eye contact and she absolutely drained me. I’m a tricky one with oral and she pressed all my buttons quickly meaning an explosive cim which she held in like a champ whilst I devoured her pussy.

Clean up and chitchat but a combination of deep kissing, strokes got me hard in record time so followed more mutual rimming, and a prolonged session of eating her out. She’s got a very pretty pussy, tastes good and she’s super responsive. Lots of Portuguese whilst I did my thing…think she came a couple of times. Now for sex where we energetically rifled through cowgirl, reverse, doggy (a few moments where maybe she struggled with depth) and finally missionary where I came hard whilst she was licking my nipples.

Kisses and cuddles followed with some hints from me about a 3rd pop but not taken. Not sure if it was lost in translation or simply as I was her 1st punter that day and didn’t want to wear herself out. All in all a fantastic punt with a sexy girl with an amazing attitude. Left just over the hour with a skip in my step.

Likelihood to see again: absolutely would! 

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Lora was on my list for a long time, thanks for all the precious reviews and pics on here

Arranged for 30 mins @£30.. didn’t ask for extras straightaway as I knew things would be available. She anyway messaged me saying keep £10-20 more just in case. So all confirmed.

It’s on Leytonstone high road. Closer to Stratford than Leytonstone. Busy stop just outside. Nice big saloon with 2 rooms

Lora is Romanian and easily in late 40’s Milf type.  But lovely and cheerful lady.

We hit it off the moment we met.. nice room with hearing bed mat , dim light , nice music.

Stripped and face down. Wonderful massage. Properly professional worked on some knots.

Moved to buttocks and down and xx swipes, ball brush started. 15 mins into asked me to turnover. And she started massaging willy. But before that she asked if I would love that thing to
be worked on.

Nice skill full HE with lot of ball play and prostrate fingering.

Allowed me to touch her over clothes. £20 more for topless but I wasn’t interested.

Came all over her hands and she cleaned and helped me clean

Nice chat up while I got dressed.

£50 for 30 mins professional massage and HE was a bargain.

 Really lovely, lively  and friendly woman.

For sure would go back sometime soon.

Cheers.

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Cost: £150

Comms: Simple enough - I filled in the form on the website and got an email confirming my place.  This was about ten days before the event, and I got another email asking me to confirm a couple of days before.  Paid cash on the door when I arrived

Venue: Large detached house in Sutton - plenty of rooms, but only two were in use.  Only one bathroom, which isn't really enough given the numbers attending.  Unless you're arriving by road it's a 15 minute walk from the station.  Worth noting that the start time was 12:30, but as blokes were filing in and getting changed no action happened until 12:45

The girls: Six in total.  Tiffany was mid-20s and attractive, Lucy and Epiphany were attractive MILF types, Nicole and Kya were OK but not the sort I would normally go for, and Mandy was a GILF I had zero attraction to.  In fairness, Mandy was a short-notice addition due to the party being overbooked.

Action: Took me a while to adapt with what was going on.  Tiffany (especially), Lucy and Epiphany had loads of blokes around them most of the time, so I started with some ho-hum OW from Kya.  This wasn't doing much for me, so I waited until Lucy's mouth was free and got a very good blowjob whilst she was being fucked.  Finished with CIM that she chose to convert to a facial.  Took a bit of a break in the kitchen, then tried to get some action with Tiffany.  Decided I couldn't be bothered to wait, so waited for Epiphany to become free.  Banged her in doggy whilst she was sucking someone and got the second pop out.  Needed a longer break this time so went into the lounge, where some porn featuring Lucy was playing.  Felt ready for round three, and got OW from Nicole before an enjoyable shag (had her to myself as this was in the last ten minutes) and the third pop.

Why is this a neutral: I did enjoy myself, but advertising this as a spit-roast party and finding two WGs weren't doing OWO is disappointing.  The ratio is supposed to be capped at 4:1, but overbooking the party meant there were 23 blokes trying to get action from five women (as nobody wanted to bang Mandy).

Will I revisit: I think I will try the exotic angels event next, as that has twice as many women and apparently a 3:1 ratio.

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Quick review.

Location: near South quays. 2-3 mins away from DLR. Building by river (no concierge). Shares the flat with another girl. (Who I assume was busy as when I left there was another pair of work shoes).

Girl: 25 yo. Looks it. Incredible body. Amazing breasts. She had nose ring and nothing like photo in the ad. But still stunning in my mind. English was great. She’s Brazilian and she’s here another month before she goes back but she’ll be back.

Donation: £80 phh + £20 OWO

Deed: early in the week and mid afternoon. the add caught my eye and then location wasn’t far so went with it. Comms were fast but with a maid. And annoyingly I had to wait in front of the front door for a while even as I rang the bell and text I’m
Outside. Felt a bit exposed.

Arranged in super short notice. I think between the initial text and response she was free, it was 15 mins.

Into the room and she put cover on the bed. Stripped, lied down while she was wearing a gown. She took the gown off and omg. She looked incredible in Calvin Kline underwear. Body to die for (but then again I don’t pint often with WG this hot)

Cleaned my knob quickly and proceeded with OWO but not deep. Nice to watch. Then a few mins of this, we moved to condom on and Cow girl. This I really enjoyed. She’s down DFK and very light kissing but she let me suck on her amazing boobs. By far the highlight are her boobs. That went on and then into mish and finished in the bag. I was there 20-25 mins.

A bit mechanical but for the price and how hot she was I think it was all worth it.
Would recommend

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Price paid: £170 for 60 mins + £30 for OWO
Services: DFK, RO, OWO, Protected Sex
Services Refused: None
Extras: OWO 30, Facial 20, CIM 30, DT 30, Foot fetish 20, Prostate massage 20, rimming on her/you 20/30, WS her/you 50/30, domination 20, anal play (fingers/toys) 30, anal 100, extra cum 20
Miscell: Duos with CuteZoe or Valentine-Amor for double the price
Hours: Mon-Wed 11-11, Thur/Fri 12pm - 1am, weekends 12-12
Screening: None
When: Past week or so
Contact: WA

With the imminent departure of Helena_thebest and how difficult it has been for me to get a booking, FOMO urged me to get something in the diary with Victoria and/or Jasmine partylatina with Vic coming out on top for being closer. Vic has a metric fuckton of extras, but with RO and DFK included in base, the higher hourly rate actually makes her pretty standard for a Brasilian, as these tend to be £30 extra each. Bumped up my review queue for additional intel as she only has 1 review at time of writing. Unlike the previous review, i was not asked to leave AW feedback.

TL;DR:Fast and furious with a side of pounding. Great attitude complemented with a great BJ and great sex. i was done for the day. Would see again

COMMS
Pretty much faultless. Standard reach out with introduction, time and duration suggestion. Instant response with menu, immediately followed up with confirmation of availability. Confirmed services and OWO extra, no issues. Arrived on site, and responded immediately with the apartment details and buzzed me in quickly. Small wait outside her door after knocking, no biggie. Pretty sure a receptionist does the comms.

The Venue
About a 10 min walk from Barbican station. Relatively quiet side-street, there were a few people dotted about having a smoke break. Nice apartment. 3 girls working as explained in duo options. Vic's room is long, narrow rather than wide but plenty of space. Well lit, good temp. Bed was good size, firmness and height. Nice wooden floors. Couch at the other end of the room. Table and chair. Drawers on the side. Quite a nice pad and a cut above the places i generally am in. Nice shower room. Strong pressure, quick heat. Gels and mouthwash present. Clean towel provided.

The SP
Vic has loads of free pics available. Has added some more recently. She is very attractive, imo. Some of them are glam shots, but they are all of her. The middle shot of her leggings set sold it for me. Following this there are a series of pictures of her in various underwear and then wearing a Brasil top, these are the most representative of what i saw on the day. Around 5'3 i'd say. Slim build, bolt-ons but i found them not to be too hard. BBL as well, it seemed a bit too large for her, and groping it from certain angles gave a different feel, sometimes soft and squishy, sometimes solid and hard. Dragon tattoo on her thigh. Perhaps around mid-20s. English is basic. Be careful if you speak any Portuguese to her as she will assume you are fluent. But she will try in English, as there were a few times I did not understand and she was able to translate without any apps. Friendly, smiley and pretty full on, tbh.

The Punt
Welcomed me in, asked how i was and ushered me to her boudoir. Asked how long and i handed over the notes which she counted. She made to leave to stash and i produced the extra for OWO, and reconfirmed. All good. Asked for a shower, she checked it was free and gave me a towel. Usual pirouette in there, and back in the room clad in the towel. Vic was wearing a dressing gown with lingerie underneath with some fluffy slippers. She took the gown and slippers off and pounced on me with DFK. She embraced me tightly, her tits mashed against me, whoopee! No rush to move on, i spanked her arse and played with it, stroking her up and down as we carried on. Evetually she broke off to remove her bra, then reached for the towel. Caught sight of l'il KK who was pretty interested due to her fervour in the kissing. Vic let out a little gasp and directed me to the bed. Mentally took a moment to translate in her head and said i had a third leg. i told her that to qualify for a third leg you need to be packing at least 12 inches and i am a fair few inches below that. She laughed, result.

Told me to lay down so she could give me OWO. Vic has a good technique. Plenty of variation of depth, licks and sucks. Plenty of testicular action as well. Some spirited DT attempts. She was happy to continue for a while before reaching for a rubber. Told her, i wanted to taste her, she seemed surprised but was happy. Quickly lay down and took her panties off. Started from the top, DFK, neck, ears. Titty play, responsive nipples, good reactions from her and sweet nothings in English/Portuguese. For DATY she was clean, shaved, no bad smell, looked inviting. Once I got started, i could not properly settle in as Vic is one of those who rubs her pussy all over your face when she gets into things so eventually i gave up and concentrated on doing the best i could. This went on for a while. She calmed down briefly so i took my chance to employ some techniques, but then the (reverse?) FF resumed, was hard for me to tell if i got her off, she claimed she did.

Wanted me on my back again. Lots of kissing, and basically she did to me what i had done to her while working her way down. Kissed and licked my thighs and groin area with lots of eye contact before settling down for more OWO. This time she felt she had something to prove. DT attempts were many and far more pronounced and i could feel i was close to the back of her throat. No sign of a gag reflex which always makes me recoil a bit. Strong eye contact and kept things playful, slapping me all over her face and tongue. She slobbered all over my cock, balls also received a lot of attention. Alternated plenty between the two. I lay back and enjoyed the view. Suggested we get to fucking but she wanted to keep on, okay love, you do you. She certainly earned that £30 in the next 15 minutes or so. Finally grabbed a rubber myself, opened it and waved it in her face. She took the hint, and put it on with her mouth quite gracefully i thought. Added some lube and mounted me in CG. Felt that she was quite tight. For what felt like the next 30 mins (but was not in reality) Vic pounded the shit out me. She really went for it. I could feel the light stinging on upper legs and thighs from the force. A few breaks for grinding and then more. Slowed her down so i could get some more titty sucking and DFK going. Brought her down, she embraced me and i gave a her a good seeing to from below. i suggested we change. She said something about doggy in Portuguese (i thought she was asking for it, but turned out shortly she was ruling it out) but i asked for mish.

Tad more lube, then i proceeded to give her a bit of a pounding. She was cool with it. very responsive and expressive, and pretty loud with it. No issues positioning her however i wanted, she seemed happiest when we were skin to skin so she could wrap her legs around me and match my rhythm. I asked for doggy and she refused. i thought she was joking (i mean, she has an enhanced arse FGS), so asked again and she again declined. i asked why and she said i was too big. i was a bit nonplussed at this. it wasn't, for the want of a better descriptor, an ugly refusal, she was happy for me to keep fucking her, just not in doggy. did not want to ruin the mood, so i suggested spoons instead. she didn't understand, so i arranged her and she was OK with that. i may have been my own enemy here, as i had subjected her to a bit of a pounding in mish (while of course checking she was OK), and she had not had any reservations about size before, in fact, i had been full depth in her and ground her out in mish and she was taking full length in CG. so i reckon she was just worried that i would go ham on her in doggy, and tbh i may have done. anyway, i was a little disappointed but contented myself with spoons. More energetic fucking followed with plenty of her fucking me back vigorously. Put my hands on her tits and was squeezing away, while turning her head to demand i snogged her face off. Kept on in this fashion until i popped in the bag. i got my breath back, as she cleaned us up, while checking the dom and seemingly marvelling at the contents. Told me breathlessly i had made her cum a few times. maybe i did, maybe i didn't.

We were about 55 mins in. Vic asked if i wanted shower, i was not too sweaty and was going back home so i declined. so she came over and we snuggled together for a bit. Is planning to stay until Dec, not sure if she will be remaining in Barbican for the remainder. Likes London, but it's getting a bit cold. I got up and she asked again about a shower semi-insistently, so i said sure. She opened the door and one of the other girls walked past naked to the shower. She laughed and told me it was occupied. told her i was happy to share with one or more girls, but it may have been lost in translation. More chatting as i dressed, and then i gave her a goodbye kiss and she saw me out.

Recommendation:Yes. Victoria is an enthusiastic provider in all areas. High energy and engaged. Gave good OWO and DT attempts (and those of you who read my reviews know i am extremely critical in this area), and remained engaged all the way through. In the end, i did not end up too upset about the doggy refusal, may have been my own worse enemy there, and i thoroughly enjoyed everything else about the punt.

So far all Vics i have seen have been pretty stellar Vic Torres, Big Bum Victoria, VictoriaLovesMe, and can't forget Vitoria Brasil. Seems to be a pattern forming 



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Pictures are accurate, and all favours avaliable.
She's happy to provide , no problem
Spent 45 minutes €140
Shared shower , owo and Cim multiple times

Was very happy with service and would definitely visit again.

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I saw Mimi a couple of weeks ago after reading a couple of reviews of her on here. I saw her at a flat in Hatfield but notice she is now in Manchester.

I dropped her a text on morning of the meet, received a menu and postcode by return and set a meeting later on in the afternoon. I rolled up at the alloted time, dropped her a text and and was given the flat number, told the door was open and come straight in which I did.
Mimi is exactly as her pics on AW quite smiley and chatty. She led me upstairs to the top floor to a room jammed in the loft space, watch your head climbing the stairs! I paid £130 for an hour and added £10 each for DFK, OWO and pussy licking so total £160 for the hour.  I wasn't offered a shower or use of the bathroom but was asked to use mouthwash which she kept in the room and spit it out in the waste bin   

Thereafter, whilst she was still very smiley and chatty, she used 100's of wet wipes and used mouthwash constantly. The DFK was poor to the point I asked for my £10 back but she then started proper DFK, the OWO was pretty good although again, lots of wet wipes and mouthwash were used. No issues with her pussy hygiene and I thoroughly enjoyed DIATY although she started moaning that I wanted too much. I ignored her for a few mins but then after more moaning I said "OK, lets fuck then". This seem to make her perk up, I was already hard so she gave me a condom to put on which I did and then we fucked in a couple of positions, I asked her to climb on top but she wasn't keen. Not a deal breaker for me so we indulged in some missionary and then doggy. After no more than about 5 mins she then started say "cum for me baby". She must have said this a dozen times which pisses me off as we were nowhere near the hour.

I just continued fucking her while she told me how big I was and she wanted me to cum, such a shame as she is very attractive with a great pair of tits. When I was good and ready, I asked her to turn over as I wanted to cum over the tits. She seem relieved at this but then after I came over her tits she told me I cum too much!! 

All in all, I was expecting great things after reading the two more recent reviews but my experience was quite different, I think she probably prefers shorter appointments.

As ever YMMV.

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Under Amy Chow, Knightsbridge SW1 / Kensington

Took a gamble on this one and didn't really work out. The photos and videos are pretty inconsistent with each other, quite fake but took a chance anyway to possibly see a Korean girl.


Cost:
£300 + £40 for extras (OWO + FK).


Comms:
Seemed a bit reluctant at first but ended up booking eventually. Not the smoothest comms, maybe a language barrier.


Location:
5 minute walk from South Kensington station. Small, underground apartment. Not the cleanest place, most likely their place of residence.


Looks:
Not the woman in the photos. She said she was Korean from Seoul but highly doubtful. Might be half Korean but was most definitely at least part Chinese (Hanzi characters on her phone apps, spoke mandarin on the phone and had Chinese features). About 5'2 to 5'3, mid to late twenties, black hair and quite an attractive face. Slim but not petite. Despite not being the woman in the photos, she was still very pretty.


The Meeting:
Let me in the front door and greeted each other. Transferred the money and moved from the living room to the bedroom. Asked to take a shower but already showered before so stripped and got into it. She started off with OWO while she was dressed and stripped down during it but didn't take her bra off the whole hour. She placed the condom on with her hand and we moved onto cowgirl for a while. She did start "french kissing", which was wrapping her tongue around mine outside the mouth but didn't really go into the mouth. No lip kissing at all during this. We then switched to doggy and finished in the bag.

After that we cuddled for a long while and talked, this was for around half the punt. Her English was pretty okay but not that fluent. She also would use her phone for periods during the cuddling. I kind of matched it and looked at my phone during it too. She seemed to get a bit comfortable during the cuddling and started kissing and playing with my face. She took a phone call mid-way for 20 or so seconds.

We moved onto a second round where she put a condom on and we moved through different positions before finishing again. No shower at the end, followed her to the front door where we hugged and kissed before leaving.


Verdict:
I was mixed between having this be neutral or negative but I think I'll put it as a Negative.

Didn't really get much out of the extras, seemed quite new and reluctant at times but seemed to be get more comfortable over the hour. I think she's likely a student trying to make some extra money. She seems like a really nice woman but not that good of an escort. The photos and videos on kommons are also dishonest and fake. The price is obviously quite high. On a positive note, she was still attractive and the cuddling was different from the usual punt but was a nice time.


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October 2026
£90 for 30 minutes

I think Luna usually shows her mobile number when she's working. She sometimes uses the green light but sometimes doesn't. I saw that her number was displayed so I sent a text and we arranged an evening booking.

The postcode at the Leeds Dock area had been given well in advance and all that I needed on arrival was the room number. I arrived 5 minutes early and sent a text. At the booking start time Luna texted back and asked me to call her. I called and she gave me the room number.

When I entered the bedroom I was happy with the appearance of the friendly smiling woman in nice underwear behind the door. I thought her face was pretty and she had nice eyes. This is a case of looks being in the eyes of the beholder because the previous UKP reviewer didn't fancy her. I like curvy women and thought that her enormous natural tits were magnificent. They looked bigger than they do on her pics. I'd say she's maybe in her late 30's and approx dress size 14. Previous UKP reviews mention air brushing and Photoshop. The first and third pictures currently on her front page are only subtlety airbrushed I think and they're not too inaccurate in my opinion but I'd say that the pic in the middle with the green underwear on is an older pic than the other two.

I paid and Luna left the room with the money but she was soon back. Her English is about the same standard as that of Dani_loves_it. Easily good enough to understand the services that I asked for. During general conversation I had to concentrate to understand her at times.

Luna asked if I wanted a massage and I said "just a short one". She asked me the lay on my front and then she worked on my back, neck and shoulders. Then she started brief little drumming strikes over my back. I can't remember if it was closed fist or karate chop style but it was a nice loosener.

I was soon asked to turn over and when I did Luna immediately took my hand and put it on one of her huge weighty natural boobs. She played with my cock and slowly wanked me. Then she wiped my cock with a baby wipe in preparation for the blow job. The blow job was medium depth but she made nice eye contact. Then she started licking my balls. I love it when they do that.

Next I asked for some kissing and Luna gave some medium French kissing which was quite nice. She then agreed to my request for a 69.

She sat on my face and continued with the medium depth blow job as I gave her pussy a good licking. She's a bit hairy down below but she tasted good and was quite responsive. I was enjoying the 69 but I soon became eager for sex.

Luna applied the condom and then applied a bit of lube. I asked for doggy style with her on the edge of the bed. The bed was very low and I soon wanted to continue the doggy style with us both fully on the bed. Each time that I began to put my cock in her pussy after a position change she said "slowly, slowly". She wanted me to be careful when entering her (which I always am) but once I started shafting her it was great. The view was good, her bum looked good in doggy and there was a a tall thin mirror near the bed which gave a nice view too. Also, Her pussy felt good.

After the doggy style I wanted to get on top of Luna and I asked to move to missionary. As we were changing positions she offered to let me cum on her tits to finish but I had decided that I wanted to cum during sex. During missionary she looked at me with a lovely smile on her face and seemed to enjoy it as I was fucking her. I kept going until I shot my load into the condom.

After my orgasm Luna removed the condom from me and wiped my cock with baby wipes. She also offered me a shower but I declined it and said I'd have one later at home.

There was the typical bit of chat as I was getting dressed. She's a friendly lady. We then had a little goodbye kiss and she wished me a nice day as I left.

For £90 I think this was a pretty good booking. That price isn't excessive for an indy. I found Luna attractive and sexy even if the previous UKP reviewer didn't. Like I said before, looks are in the eye of the beholder. She's slightly chunkier than her pictures but personally I like curvy women and her big natural tits are great. I'll happily consider booking Luna again in the future.

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Leeds LS9 Near East end park
Arranged via text.
£200 for 90 minutes (extra anal offered for £40 but didn’t go for this service)

On a work trip up to Leeds and had some time to spare late afternoon. I originally booked Antonia for a massage but she was unwell. Tried to find another decent massage girl but no luck so arranged an escort instead.

Arranged quickly over text with no problems. Price, time and service confirmed.
 
Got to my hotel and waited ages for the taxi to arrive. I kept Laura informed of the delay and she was fine and not rushing me.

Arrived 5 minutes late and apologised. She didn’t make a fuss.
She rents a house purely for her work and it’s clean and functional. She lives nearby so can be there short notice if she’s available.

She’s a lovely tall 5’8 ish Lithuanian, with long blond hair. She was wearing black hold ups and silk dressing gown. She’s good looking but not stunning. Maybe 38-40.
Her English is good. She said she’s been in Leeds for 9 years.

I followed her up the stairs and shown into a bedroom. I gave her the agreed tokens and then we started to kiss. Gently at first but after a few minutes much deeper and full on dfk. I felt her body and it felt good. Slim and firm but not gym fit. My type although happy with GND and slightly larger girls too.

The dressing gown came off and she looked lovely in black hold ups and a black outfit. Not sure what you call it but nice. We carried on kissing and fondling each other and I was getting harder. She noticed and rubbed me. I played with her breasts, sucking and squeezing. Fake but nicely done and firm.

She undid my belt and I took my clothes off and she asked if I wanted owo or ow and I decided to start with owo. Nice technique. Not sucking hard but lots of licking and deep but not very deep. I had to stop her as I hadn’t had attention for a while and didn’t want to pop too early!

Moved to the bed and removed her knickers. I knelt on the floor and ate and fingered her. Tasted lovely. Also licked her arse which was equally tasty! She moaned a little. Not over the top, and clenched me between her legs before coming. Then covered her pussy.

We kissed some more then she gave me another bj. I asked her for a condom and she asked me what position. Doggy with some heels on which she did, over the bed.

We then went to missionary and then put her legs over my shoulders until I filled the bag.

We rested a while and chatted and then she started playing with me and bringing me back to life! To prolong round 2 she offered to put a toy in herself while I watched. Nice pink vibrator.

I then put on another condom and she asked what position and I went for cow girl. Didn’t last too long as she rode me well and I played with her tits and dfk throughout.

We chatted some more and she offered some wipes. No mention of shower but she has one and I could have asked if I wanted one.

I tipped her £10 and got a thank you kiss. Nice friendly girl and I would return one day.

May try Antonia for another lovely massage next time though. We got on better I think.

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07852 975020 (number on website)

1 hour massage £45, extras £50, topless HJ, titwank, B2B.

This was a puzzling one to book. I was in a meeting and booked a 1 hour Swedish style massage for 3pm via the form on their website at about 10:30am. By lunchtime I had not had a reply so sent a text using the number on the website asking if I had a booking. Reply came back: ‘You must have the wrong number. We do not have a booking form on our site and do not provide that service.’ Thinking I had made a mistake somehow I apologised.
I was just about to text another place when a text arrived offering me a booking with
‘Amy’ at 3pm!!!
As I was only 5 minutes walk away I accepted.

As has been mentioned the shop is on a busy roundabout and when I visited there was quite a lots of people passing, especially when leaving around 4pm.

Rang the bell, answered promptly and ushered in. Told them I had an hour booked with Amy and the lady who had opened the door said no Amy, I’m Abbey. She is a plain looking lady. Black hair tied up, C/D cup enhanced boobs and a full sleeve tattoo on her left arm. Limited English.

Went upstairs to use the loo, ok but no towels of any kind to dry hands. I came out of the room and went into another room which had a clothes maiden full of washing!!

Abbey called me to come downstairs and we used a room on the ground floor. Fit for purpose, cctv screens on a table and a screen in the corner. No shower.

Stripped off and for the first 35 minutes received a quite relaxing massage. Lots of cc swipes but no reach unders. Minimum oil which was welcome.
She asked me to turn over and immediately offered B2B and HJ for £60. I countered with £40 but settled on £50. I asked to lick her pussy but she refused saying ‘period’ so the B2B was with her knickers (a pair of Bridget Jones proportions I have to say!!) firmly on.

She stripped to her panties and started to rub my chest and cock with her tits, the climed aboard and did some body slides, with me asking to rub her tits around my cock, which really got me excited. After giving her nipples some attention she sat between my legs and gave me a slow, teasing HJ. Little bit more oil, lots of ball cupping and she used both hands in a twisting motion to bring me to a conclusion.

A bit of a neck massage as I sat up and off I went, offered and used the back door, which to be honest wasn’t that more discreet as the cafe at the end of the alley was heaving!!

My first time using this place and the massage was enjoyable but given the palaver in booking I can’t see myself returning.