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My first London review! And I hope it a is useful addition from this usually hicktown-based, relatively recent punter. A little bit of background is possibly in order here to align expectations. My first punt was a threesome - something I always wanted to do, and whilst not perfect, it ticked a lot of my youthful boxes. A lot of years later, I had been in in the punting zone again, and very much appreciative of the advice and guidance UKpunting has provided.  Somehow, the reassurance I sought that I was making the right decision in dipping my toes back into the world of threesomes was not forthcoming on my initial search (I probably missed copying a digit from the AW number), but hey-ho, really glad I didn't read the somewhat mixed reviews, because I may have been put off, and really would have missed out on a  great time.  I totally get the negative comments, they are mostly accurate,but, for me, at least, didn't matter at all. It was a truly lovely experience that I would repeat at a heartbeat so, into the details.

Comms

I sent a Whatsapp in the morning to set up an early evening apointment the same day and received a reponse within 30 minutes or so agreeing to the meet and supplying a postcode. I acknowledged a very reasonable fee of £260 for both, and the clock was ticking...It happens, but sometimes schedules need to shift. I was in holiday mode, so the text saying "can we move to 30 minutes later", was fine in this instance and I let it slide.

The venue
A safe neibourhood near(ish) to Golders Green Tube on a hot sunny day, a pleasant walk. The flat ic close to several busy resaurants and businesses, but no-one seemed too interested in this random stranger who needed to be talked through the fier intracies of actually finding the flat (through an alley, behind the restauarants, and up some stairs).  The apprtment is almost certainly where the girls live (with their cat) and whilst in no ways a hovel, it has a "lived in" atmosphre, which I sort of liked.

The girls
It has been mentioned before, but the blond is not a looker - a very nice body, smallish breasts and and eagerness to please,  Definitely in charge, and if she and the brunette are not an actual couple who do this for fun and income, they both deserve Oscars.  The brunette, an absolute corker in my jaded eyes. Long, slender legs, slightly fuller breasts, and every inch a model.  Would have happily paid the money for an hour with her, but that was not what I was there for. Mid-thirties is probably right for both, but I personally value experience and maturity above youthful gymfit exuberence.

The meet
This is where it gets spicy and somewhat hazy.  Basically, they were all into me and each other.  Possibly a bit of a routine, but did not feel like that.  Started with a lot of kissing from both followed by uncoverd oral from both interspersed with biting of my nipples and a prostae massage with a well-lubed nad condomed toy.  Went on for ages, during which they 69'ed each other yet never made me feel like a spare wheel. I gave them both the benefit of my tongue and both seemed to genuinely enjoy it before I fukced the brunette from behind in the biggest pornstyle, way - she is extremely tall, and my little legs were never going to reach her delicious hole unless I basically crouched above her.  All the time, the blonde was alongside expecting me to fill her too, but I was pretty much spent and had to settle for some more relaxing oral from both to a mutually satifactory climax. 

Yep. the negatives are mostly true, but, in my case, they were very much outweighed by the positives.  An exhilerating and pleasurable experience in the company of two people who clearly relish each other and enjoy sharing that passion with others. If you are curious, their AW video is a pretty good indication of how they both look and tend to interact.

After reading all the posts on ukp about the new set up and ladies decided to take a punt on Kiki.

Comms- easy text set up a meet for early evening.

Location- shop is in small discrete courtyard in town centre. There is a hard to find very small paid public car park on Windsor street(not the multistory) . It was easy to park early evening and is almost next to the courtyard.

Let in by Kiki who appeared to be working alone. Very smiley,  quite cute but not stunning. I would say shes upper age 20s or early 30s. Locked front door and took me upstairs...paid £50 for hours session.

Was asked to get undressed whilst she left but she came back quite quickly so got a look at the junk as I hadn't mounted the bed.

Got on table and asked to relaxing massage. Used lukewarm oil , very light , quite a bit attention to the buttocks.  She tried the fingernail thing but hadn't quite nailed it. After about 25 minutes was asked to turn over and asked if wanted b2b, said yes but she made me get up to grab £50 I offered.
Kiki stripped , small boob's, hairy bush, slight tum, not that shapely...narrow hips.. Kiki climbed on table, I sucked a nipple, she slid over me briefly,  then settled down at the bottom of the table to oil up my cock . Tried to access her pussy with fingers but the way she was sat made it tricky. She spent about 10 minutes wanking me off with both hands..eventually cum ...couldn't quite get a spurt up her chest.
We both got dressed and I left...looked at my phone and id been in the room for 45 to 50 minutes so shortchanged.

Apparently shes moving on this week...

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Recent in-call.
I messaged Jess, received a quick reply and a link to her public69 page. Agreed 1hr with all services included – WS on her, AL, rim etc
For me, Jess is my type, fun, attractive and mature. She knows what she wants and how to get it. All I had to do was pay her £280 fee which included everything.
One of the best rimmers I have ever encountered and everything else delivered with a smile. Finished with some WS on her in the shower. A well spent afternoon



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I messaged Alba when I saw she was back in town. Agreed £300 1hr with all services included – AL, rim etc
Lots of reviews on here and I had a very positive experience. I found Alba very attractive, quirky, easy to get along with and we clicked.
Pictures are accurate. Full on session, lots of oral both bays, amazing rimming on me and she takes anal like a champ.
Loved my time with this Spanish beauty and will return soon. She is normally in town for a few days every month.


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The location - a walk from Oxford Circus tube station. It felt like a fair bit of walk mind you.
A flat where you have to buzz her flat number. A nice flat from what I could see inside. Very modern and a nice sliding built in wardrobe where at the end of the booking she got her vape from.

The service provider (sp) - is really attractive, around 5 ft 8 or 5 ft 9.
Heavily tattooed but they look ok on her. She is around 23 - 25 years of age. She is slim.
She sort of remind me of a young 20's Britney Spears. Maybe it just me though.
She speaks very good English but she mentions to me that she is from Brazil.
She speaks better English than some English people do.
She is welcoming, not shy at all, she is very comfortable in her own skin.
She has a tongue piercing which you can feel it when dfkissing her.
She has a belly button piercing and a pussy piercing too.
She is sexy.
She gives seductive smiles every now and then after I was kissing her.

The service and price - £250 one hour plus extra £50 for blowjob without condom which includes cim or/and swallow.
The total came to £300.
She didn't mention to me on WhatsApp message about the extra charge for blowjob without condom. 

She had an electric cooler to cool the room down, she played music using some sort of speaker. I did not pay attention on what songs were being played though.

The dfk was very good. The kissing alone was enough for me to give her a positive rating but there are some caveats which I will mention at the end of this review.

Blowjob without condom was good, a variation of tongue and deep sucking was going on.
I tell you what, she is the best sp that I have seen in the past few years when it comes to reverse oral. Her pussy tasted very fresh, clean shaven too. She makes some fake noises when I was doing that though.

Dfk was stop and start throughout. Some bits of dfk lasted longer while some dfk moments lasted shorter.
I believe she would be happy to dfk the entire hour if I also wanted to.

Sex in multiple positions, she is not that tight though.
The kissing during sex was a highlight though.

The caveats - I was in and out in 45 minutes. She started to put her clothes back on and I saw that as a sign to get ready and go.
The cim with swallow was super quick. There was no taking it slow here. She also used her hands and I ejaculated within seconds rather than minutes after that.

Would I go back? I don't think so, she is too pricey.
Do I recommend her- yes, but maybe I would recommend other members to see her for half an hour rather than one hour instead.

She does not like ass fingering but as for pussy fingering then do that by all means.
I even put 2 fingers on her pussy at one point.

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Comms:
Sent off a text and an AW message to see which she'd get first. It was the text she saw and responses were friendly, clear & well worded. This continued in our face to face conversation, which was easy going, and she quickly had me at ease and feeling comfortable. It is said she books up early, this is very true. I was lucky to get an appointment in a little under 2 weeks time. Other times offered were months away, so booking was quickly made. Then, her profile saying she's happy to accept them, I felt confident to give her a clothing request that was pretty detailed. She quickly responded positively saying what she could manage. In the end, on the day it was perfect.

Services:
Kissing, OW, sex. Note - there is no OWO option.

Cost:
£175 for 1 hour in-call.

Venue:
Top floor flat in a side street, to which there's no lift, near Meadowbank Sports Centre. One or two neighbours were in the street as I arrived and again as I left, mostly due to the time of the appointment being early evening. However, they ignored me, no doubt knowing where I was going, and the door to buzz for entry is reasonably discrete. Parking in that street theoretically possible, would have to pay at a machine somewhere - didn't see the machine, but at that time of day just impossible to get a space, so found a shopping centre somewhere a few minutes walk away easily enough. Was buzzed in straight away. Others have said it's a well known venue. Can't comment, never been to an Edinburgh punt before. Inside was clean and comfy. Had a shower first, bathroom clean too, clean towel provided for each of both showers. Bedroom was a little small but big enough and the bed was large and comfy.

The Girl:
Sophie is an attractive, small woman. She has very long blonde hair, a tiny frame, extremely tiny tits, bum and waist. I often read on here how many guys like large breasts to play with - the ones on Sophie are just simply not for those of you, but for me personally, I loved them. Please understand, they are genuinely tiny. Her pretty face shows that her age on AW is as accurate as I could possibly tell, the rest of her body has the smoothest, softest pale skin you could ever hope for.

The Event:
Upon climbing all the stairs, I was met by the magic door, behind which was Sophie, definitely the woman in thhe pictures, dressed to perfection. She led me into the bedroom then I was given a clean towel for the shower I had previously requested. Quickly back out and in the bedroom we started with kissing. This was just so fantastically good that we did this a long time. Sat on the bed she knelt and played with me for a bit then, standing back up, I undressed her, whilst she automatically put her hands behind her back, which was a nicely erotic touch. Then she gave me covered oral. This was great, slow and with eye contact. She fitted the jacket with her mouth, which I delighted in watching her do. More kissing after that and I fingered her, to which her body was extremely responsive and she eventually came from that before asking me to fuck her. How could I refuse? She rode me cowgirl and we were both enjoying it tremendously, I think she may have climaxed again, or at least very close to it, by the time I finally shot a huge load in the bag.

After that we lay together chatting. I guess I could have asked for something else, but I genuinely enjoyed the chat, and it was only a few minutes, the erotic experience having been much longer than it reads.
She handed me another clean towel and I had a second shower and dressed whilst we discussed booking her again. I don't think she makes many appointments each week, and most punters are less lucky than I'd been, one saying to her he'd been trying for years to see her. She's recently put her prices up to that which I paid, I doubt these are unrelated facts.

I was out the door a little after the hour was up, seeing a couple more neighbours in the street who also ignored me.

Summary:
Tiny framed body, with very tiny tits.
Excellent kissing.
Great oral and cowgirl.

Note, no OWO, no CIM etc.

Would I see her again?:
Yes. If I have a suitable window with advanced notice in the future, I'll definitely see her again, or try to anyway.

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Location: My hotel in Coventry
Duration: 2 Hours
Fee: £300

I posted an RB  for a 2 hr outcall on AW and selected Kelly based on her extensive list of "likes" out of several other bids.   Great comms, shared more pics (no face) via email ahead of confirming the booking and a discussion about services.   

Kelly arrived bang on time and came directly to my room as no key cards were required.   I liked what I saw, a real MILF wearing a lovely summer dress!  The limited pics are a good reflection of Kelly, she is slim, with a great body for a lady in her 50's, no botox, some tattoos, but nothing to much.   

We had a drink and chat about what we liked to do, and confirmed that she was up for WS.  To be fair, she can talk alot, but we were soon down to business as she stripped off her dress to reveal a great body and nice underwear.   

After some DFK, Kelly was keen to get my cock in her mouth and set about delivering some great OWO with plenty of attention to my bald nutsack as I indulged in some fresh poppers and she began teasing my ass with her fingers.    A glove and some lube later, she was fingers deep in my ass as inhaled more poppers with her encouragement.   Keen to explore the various toys that I had laid out, Kelly began stretching me out with a large butt plug, before removing her knickers and sitting on my face at my request, all shaved and very clean. 

After some more DFK, she said that she was ready for some WS fun, so we moved to the shower and wih warm water running over her, she drenched me in her warm clear piss, it seemed to last forever and tasted good!   

Strap-on fun was next, Kelly wasted no time in donning the fake silicone cock and buggering me into next week as I sniffed more poppers from the bag.   She is clearly experienced and knew what to do, alternating pace, depth, and positions.   I nearly came whilst she was fucking me, but managed to get her to slow down.

We lay next to each other kissing and wanking, she said that it really turned her on to watch a man wank and gets her pussy really wet.     I asked to fuck her, and after she put on a rubber, leapt on for some cowgirl action, before moving to doggy and mish.   

The session ended with me wanking as she watched, interspersed with plenty of oral from Kelly.   I ended up covering her fine rack in spunk.

We chatted about this and that as we showered and cleaned up before Kelly departed into the night.

Great punt from my perspective, and I would happily see this hot MILF again!   

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I have previously reviewed her as negative when I was in Manchester, and as everyone else seemed to get positive reviews I wanted to see her again to see if she just hated me or not lol

Comms - I've been trying to see her again, for a few weeks at least. Her comms are very hit and miss. I went to Manchester to see her, only to find she'd gone to London the day I was in Manchester. I actually thought it was never going to happen and then when I was in London she replied to a message from 2 days ago, and I was able to see her 2 hours later. So very hard to plan a meeting with her.

Location - basement flat (which was good, with is being so hot lately, he flat seemed to stay cool being in the basement, so was a nice temperature in there) - in between Earls Court, Gloucester Road, High St Kensington. Easy to find.

The girl - not sure it needs to be said, but she is the girl in the pictures. Easily the most attractive person I've ever been with, TS or not. She is stunning, her body is perfectly smooth, toned. I was happy to return to her, basically because I knew how hot she looks.

Price - £150 for half hour (not sure what her hour price was, but I don't think that is worth it)

Action - my previous hour meet with her, she wasn't very engaging, was barely any kissing - so I wondered how this would go. She was happy to DFK from the start, was very engaging and it was like a completely different girl/experience. After some foreplay, mutual owo, she asked if I wanted to fuck her, I asked if she'd like to fuck me. She was happy to do so, although she wasn't rock hard yet. She rubbered up and lubed up and entered me gently and then had a good time fucking me in doggy and missionary, and leaned in for some DFK during. She wanked me off and eventually I finished, she pulled out and that was that.
Afterwards we had a little chat, and she seemed a lot warmer and her English isn't as bad as I originally thought (I guess she doesn't always put that effort in). She was on her phone, signaling that was it. I left after about 30 minutes give or take a minute.

I think 30 mins is the right time with her, as its over really when you cum, so unless you can not cum for ages, I'd factor that in.

This meeting happened at around 10am, compared to the 10pm in Manchester. I think that's the difference, in Manchester I probably saw her at the end of a long day, and the service was lacking because of that.

I definitely think it's worth visiting her once, even if you think £150 for HH is steep, I don't think you'll ever find someone this attractive again. The comms can be a problem, but it's worth persevering. I would see her again if I had the chance, and wish I'd actually saw her again the same day considering how my other punts went. It was one of the most enjoyable punts I've had

Combining both my experiences with her, I'd consider what time of day you see her and how long you stay is how long you can go for.

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Price: £120 for an hours massage with B2B

Communication: I sent Jolly a text to arrange a meeting and got a response back fairly quickly

Location: She's in a terraced house in Wavertree

Looks: She's attractive, in a rubenesque kind of way. I'd say size 16 with large boobs and arse.

Service: As I was having B2B I was offered a choice of massage table or mattress on the floor. I opted for the latter.

The massage was plesent very sensual, and Jolly was naked from the start. lots of CC swipes and reach unders while she massaged me with her boobs and forearms. she used a lot of oil when she got ontop of me and really slid up and down my back. After a while She asked me to flip over and started to do the same on my front only this time I had her boobs in my face which she encouraged me to suck. Then she slide up and down me grinding her pussy on my leg while nibbling on my ear. Next she spun round so her pussy was in my face while she giving me OWO. I wans't expecting that as it wasn't discussed but it was very welcome and very good. Havng her pussy in reach I decided to return the favour and enjoyed a munch on her. After a few mins of this she switched positions again so that she was looking up at me from between my legs with my cock between her boobs. She then proceeded to wank me to completion and I came over her boobs.

Overall: A very enjoyable session with lots of physical contact and a very good happy ending. I will be seeing her again.

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she has a vivastreet profile, the pictures on that don't really look anything like her now - you can see facially they are of her, but I wouldn't use them as a guide as to what you will get. Her AW profile is more accurate, not sure why she has the "added sunglasses" over her eyes, since her vivastreet photos her full face is in view on all of them??

Price - 15 mins £60, 30 mins £80, 45 mins £100, 1 hour £130 (2) - I assume the 2 next to £130 means 2 spurts, but who knows. Extras for CIM or COF £30

Comms - not great to be honest, and she told me she uses an agency. Crap agency then. Only replies when available, so hard to plan a punt with her

Girl - she looks very similar to AW pics. She has really nice soft big boobs, with nice nipples. She isn't slim, but there's no saggy belly or excess fat, just a bit curvy. Silky smooth skin and very attractive. She's mid to late 20s, so age seems as advertised. English is basic to moderate, she understands mostly with a little explanation.

I would point out, she's got BB on her AW profile and is flagged on here for that. There was no hint of that, there were condoms on the bed when I entered her flat. I don't know why she has it listed because I doubt she provides that service. I didn't ask and she never indicated in any way that was an option. I think she doesn't control her Adverts or her messages.

Service - kissing is closed mouthed, no FK. OWO on me, a previous person mentioned it was toothy, which there is a little sensation of that which I didn't mind, but I've had far far worse toothy BJs. I enjoyed the BJ, she does some ball licking and with encouragement will BJ for quite some time. She is happy to take oral too, she makes genuine noises when she's enjoying herself. Very clean don't there, and a nice taste. Sex was her on top, doggy, missionary and her on her side and me above. She seemed happy to try different positions. She was happy to take quite a pounding. After I finished in the bag, she insisted on taking the condom off me, and giving me a wipe over before handing me more wipes to finish the job.

Conclusion
The service was good, not as GFE as some I've had, lack of FK, but these are things I expect from Thais. Would be nice if she warmer
I was really attracted to her and loved her boobs, so I did return and had an almost carbon copy experience.

It's a weak neutral, but I thought she's really pretty compared to a lot of other thais, so for that reason I'd go back if she's in town again.

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Write-off punt with a horrible, aggressive, nasty individual high on drugs.

Agreement
£100 for 30 minutes.

Comms
Done via WhatsApp on burner phone. Easy enough. Kept me waiting ten minutes outside.

Location
City centre flat on a busy road close to the river. Flat reeked of weed and had a thick mist of it in the hallway.

SP
Looks very much like the photos on the profiles. Personality wise, vile. Pushy, domineering, stank of weed, schizophrenic chopping and changing between nice and aggressive.

The meet
Was there barely 20 minutes in total due to the bad vibe and appalling service.

She tries to dominate and bully you and tell you what to do.

Ended up banging her for about a minute in one position and when I wanted to change position, she did that trick where she tightened up her hole to the point it was impossible to get back in and was like pushing my nob into a concrete wall.

The routine is clear: she tries to wank you off as fast as possible the second you're on the bed. If that fails (like it did with me), she will allow one position at the most awkward angle possible and then try to make you cum within a minute or so. If that fails, she will refuse any more sex and attempt go back to the HJ.

I lost patience at a certain point, snapped, and without a word, starting getting dressed and told her to open the door for me immediately, ignoring the schizophrenic switch back to Miss Nice routine.

Just want fellow punters to never go through the same thing and waster their hard-earned cash with this druggie scumbag. Meet happened a week or so ago when I was in Manchester for the day but I think she is permanently based there.

Conclusion
Avoid like the plague.

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Looking for a quick B&G for after work, comms simple by text, agreed a time for later in the day and given postcode and house number on arrival

Own house, tidy enough from what I saw.

She’s a very friendly a chatty woman, but looks rougher and larger than I was expecting and not particularly my cup of tea.
There was just nothing erotic about this meet at all, can’t imagine she’d have acted any different wandering around Lidl.
She stayed dressed throughout but I can’t say I really wanted to get her kit off.

Used to be called Blowjob Queen - good job she changed her name as gives a truly terrible blowjob. Too much teeth, trying to just force a finish through speed, after about 3 minutes warned me I only had a couple of minutes left to finish and then moved onto to a handjob that was like jacking up a car before managing to get me over the line, which she did then swallow.

Cheap at £30 for a b&g, but not worth it, certainly wouldn’t go again

Craita [Diva] / Crystal1 [Erobella] - Oxford Circus

Sorry, yet another Craita review.

This super attractive girl has been getting a lot of attention on the forum, and deservedly so.

Thanks to her recent TOFTT review, I thought I'd check her out. I saw her twice. This is a review of the second encounter.
She leaves later this month, but she said she will be back (she wasn't sure exactly when).
Actually, she said she doesn't really like London, but obviously it's a good place to earn decent £££ in her line of work.

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Services Requested: GFE with DFK/RO/fingering/OWO/DT/protected sex/CIM/swallow

Clothing Request: Skimpy top/gym kit

Cost: £250 for one hour incall, inclusive of the services requested above.

Comms: Booked with the number on Erobella (her Indie number which is obviously cheaper than Diva). As others have said, her text comms can be patchy with short replies, but she does eventually reply.

Location: Posh little place just north of Oxford Circus. Lift was broken, so it was up a few flights of stair. Modern facilities, clean, good bed and bathroom.

Girl:
Very attractive young Brazilian Blonde, aged 25, but could pass for a bit younger. She's been escorting for around 2 years. Very pretty face with a lovely smile. 5'5, slim, dress size 8, but not tight/gym fit, but still a really nice young body with some curves. Medium natural boobs, very nice, lots of tattoos. Tongue stud, belly button piercing.
She speaks great English (American style) and is generally friendly, chilled and can hold a conversation. Quite softly spoken.

Meeting:
Given I'd already met her once, it was straight into hugs and kisses on arrival, no hiding behind the door. She looked super hot in the gym top and shorts I had requested. We quickly did the paperwork, I didn't need a shower, which she was totally happy with, and it was straight into standing DFK in front of the bed. No time wasted! I love the way she kisses, nice and sensual, lots of tongue play, always engaged, she let me kiss her for as long as I wanted. Feeling her tongue stud as we kissed was great. Our hands were running all over each other. She took off her top and bottoms, I got naked too. I sat on the edge of the bed and sat her gorgeous naked body on my knee. Sucked her nipples, more DFK. We were making out as she was on my knee with her arms wrapped around me for what seemed like forever.
I invited her to lie back on the bed where we snogged even more. She let me lick out her gorgeous armpits. She was a bit ticklish but let me lick for as long as I wanted. I kissed along her arms, sucked and licked both of her nipples sensually. Lots of nice eye contact from her as I did this, with her moaning away gently. Continued the kissing down her torso, around her belly button, down to her pussy. Got my tongue between her legs, started licking out her moist clit. Her eyes were fixated on me as I licked away. She was gradually responding with more and more moans. I eventually slipped a finger in which made her gasp. I slowly finger fucked her while continuing with the licking. She sounded like she was loving it. I wanted to pick up the pace with the licking, so removed my finger so I could go a bit faster with the licking until I brought her to a shuddering orgasm, her legs squeezing my head like a vice at the end!
I moved back up to lie next her and it was full on tongue wrestling. Lots of DFK, very passionate as she tugged on my hard cock. She wanted to pleasure me, so I asked her to kiss my body and nipples. She sucked on and kissed both my nipples nice and slowly. Felt so good. She kissed across my chest. We DFK'd some more. She eventually made her way down to cock, where she started my slurping on and gently sucking my balls while looking up at me. I was howling in pleasure. She licked slowly up my shaft until she engulfed my cock and started with some very smooth OWO. Really nice BJ. I asked if she could DT, and she made good attempts, almost fully engulfing my cock.
I pulled her back on top of me and we just snogged and snogged, her naked body pressed tightly on top of me. Felt so good.
We were ready to fuck. She put a tight-fitting condom on me and mounted me for cowgirl. No issues with penetration. She brought her head down close for lots of DFK as she rode me. Lots of eye contact from her. Her mouth breathing heavily right next to mine. I played with her tits, sucked on them some more. We kept this up for a while as we both gasped with pleasure. Changed to mish, fucked her while DFKing her. Pinned her arms behind her head and licked out her armpits while continuing to fuck her. Legs on my shoulders, more fucking with eyes fixated on each other. Moved her to sideways fuck with hands on her hip and while fondled her tits. So good. Eventually ended up in doggy.
I was ready to cum, so removed the condom, got on my back while she proceeded to DFK me, kiss my body and nipples again, slurp on my balls. She began OWO. picked up the pace until I exploded into her mouth. She swallowed some, then opened her mouth to show me the rest and let it slowly dribble out back onto me. A messy finish!
We cleaned up, I took a quick shower and still had some time left. She lay next to me on the bed and we had a nice chat, she started vaping too. Eventually her alarm sounded. We DFK'd some more, I got dressed as we continued with some chat and left just on the hour.

Overall: Positive

Recommend?: Yes. A great option for a GFE with a hot young Blonde. Good total price considering she includes CIM/swallow. Great kisser, great sex.

Return?: If I have time. She is only here for a few more weeks. But I will try to see her again, sooner or later.

Saw Craita last week and a strong greeen experience!

Small but well appointed apartment a 10 minute walk from Tottenham Court Road.

She had a big industrial size air conditioning unit which was appreciated on the hot day

I usually steer well clear of Brazilians as most of my experience have been poor and lack GFE. 

However, it wasn’t the case here. 

Not only is she a real handful and good PSE fuck, she has also turns on the GFE with nice sensual kissing, flirting, follows dress requests, good banter and engagement.

Quite pretty in person (even better than the pictures) and I love the alt look with the tats and piercings.  There must be an element of crazy in the head crazy in the bed here looking like that.

Good passionate sex too, rode me like a grand national winner and took a pounding with her feet by her ears.

No loss of enthusiasm in round 2 doggy then prone bone.

Not quite the sex appeal of a Milasha/Glusty/Aelita roosky punt but bang on A+ experience

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Looks - 8/10
Performance - 9/10
Would I return - yes planning already

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Price  £60 for 15 mins.

The Comms:-

All good usual place in Neath.

The Girl:-

Much older than the age stated. I would guess at around 40-45

The Action:-

Outfit request was agreed to which was good.

She is chatty, friendly and quite fun to be around. Has a nice personality.

The Action:

Owo was good, not toothy at all and was enjoyable.

Started with doggy which was good then swapped to missionary.

She has nice quite big natural tits which are quite saggy and does have a bit of a belly on her but pussy felt quite tight.

She seems to enjoy the job, was enthusiastic and fun to be around which made for quite an enjoyable punt.

Not quite enough for a positive but a Neutral is about right.

I was trying to met up with Jessyca Ketlen but I couldn't get her to respond properly or confirm times. I then saw Gabriella's profile pop up and her whatsapp messages were very quick clear and warm. SO I took the plunge.

Location: flat in Kensington
Price: £200 for 30 mins
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It was fairly easy to set things up on whatsapp. The flat was nice and clean. Appearance was just what I wanted. She is much taller and thicker than I expected. I'd guess 6'1 or 6'2'' and 85kg-96kgs. Not fat but has some heft. She's done a lot of porn so you know facially what you're getting. She has a nice relaxed vibe and decent english.

We got down to kissing, OWO both ways and then she asked to fuck me, which started great but after 5 mins she stopped to stand by the fan. It was very hot in the flat. It soon became clear she had a cold and wasn't feeling great and was struggling to stay hard. She thought the cold meds were interfering with the viagra she took. Everything else was fine and when she did bang me it felt great but we ended up having to restart several times. In the end my jaw locked from trying to restart her so I called time. It had been fun but no happy ending.

I think on another occasion when she wasn't ill and the weather wasn't 30c+ it would have been very good. I was with her for 55 mins in total and she gave me £100 back without me asking. SO I left happy even though I hadn't got everything I wanted.

Would I recommend: yes if you like thick tall types
Would I return: yes I will. She knows Jessyca Ketlen and asked if I wanted a threesome. That would probably be way over my budget but never say never. Gab will be better getting a response from her than me.

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Fee: £80 for 30 minutes

Not technically a TOFTT because there was one review of Isabelly, ironically done today.  I saw her recently and can confirm a positive review with some noted caveats.

Comms were very good and I managed to get a booking at relatively short notice.  The text confirmed rates of £80 (30 mins) and £140 (1 hour) including OWO, Massage, FK, COB, RO and Spanking with extras listed as CIM (£30) Shower together (£20) and 69 (£20)

The place is location in a quiet residential neighbourhood with lots of free parking around.  Took her 2-3 minutes to open the door but once I was in, I can confirm its the girl in the pictures.  Very beautiful and very normal.

The session was excellent.  She wiped me down and performed a very good OWO before I returned the favour in RO.  She made all the right noises but my technique needs work, its been a while and I struggled to bring her to orgasm.  The main course started with Cowgirl where she was very energetic and bounced around until I requested a change where we continued in missionary.  Her boobs are fantastic, big, natural and I spent a lot of time groping and kissing them. 

Almost no English but fortunetely the only language needed for 30 minutes was the language of love.  I got my full time and left with a spring in my step.  I rarely see Brazilians due to a lack of OWO and FK despite being advertised but she provided the OWO and there was some reasonable kissing, not quite french but I didn't push it.  Only negatives to note is she was slightly stubbly on her legs and she ran out of lube so took a minute before the natural lubes kicked in and I could comfortably thrust away.

Would I return? Probably!

This was a fun punt a couple months ago. Paid 170 for 30 mins and would do so again.


She’s in a her mid twenties, Pakistani girl from up north. Really pretty. Skinny girl with small tits but nice perky bum

Lots of DFK and oral on me and on her. She’s so complimentary honestly makes you feel like you’re Brad Pitt. Great sex and left feeling really happy. I haven’t tried to book again but I’m not surprised people are having issues, she does book a lot of people in whilst she’s down so it’s bit of a conveyor belt operation. Regardless I’d still recommend and would probably try again sometime down the line if I’m lucky enough to be picked!

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Woke up with the horn so texted Nicole a bit of back and forth but organised a mid morning meet. Had to rush a bit so in the car missed a text asking for deposit. This was annoying as I had arrive at the location and I assume the deposit is to stop no shows. Even though I was pretty much outside she insisted I paid. I would have walked but I’d read she made someone else do this so sorted and moved the start time. Bit of a mess with the location of the flats as the first post code takes you somewhere else. The second address takes you to right place but she failed to give a flat number so I assumed the number in the text was the flat. Annoyed a very old man by turning up at his door. Finally got the right flat number and got inside.
Met Nicole. She looks like pictures but is on the plump side, like her photos, so if you are after a slim hot Thai she’s not for you. I started to have second thoughts myself and almost switched to half an hour.
However she has lovely full natural breasts and a shapely bum.
Started off with light kissing and a bit of fondle of those lovely breasts. She sat me on the bed and began some very good head. Eventually moved onto the bed and continued and switched into 69, she could have been a bit fresher,especially as I was first of the day but not terrible.
Eventually moved onto sex and went for doggy and it was a great sight with her ass in the air and she seemed to be really enjoying it and could take a good length.
Switched to missionary and she felt great and looked great underneath me. I came really hard in the bag but she let me stay inside her for a time not rushing me to move. It felt like great GF sex.
Helped clean me up and then gave an excellent massage. I was not needing a second go as my recovery time is a bit too long for hour bookings. I had a quick shower and out the door with 5 minutes to spare.
This is a positive and I will return but only if I want Thai girl next door, girlfriend experience.

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First of all, if you're going get good directions, the place is impossible to find, second, it's hotter than hell in that place. There's plenty of parking and it's discrete. I was offered shower before and after.
Not the girl in the pictures but they never are and limited English having said that you get a choice of three girls all fit as, much better than the photos, I picked the girl in the link above and they each have their own and will double up if required, two blondes and a brunette, all mid 20s and all gorgeous, slim the one above was eager to please, pretty compliment, slim small pierced boobs and a fantastic arse, we had OW, reverse oral, Mish, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and Mish, £80 half hour plus £20 for kissing which she wasn't too keen on but was light and ok, the rest was enthusiastic, I liked her a felt we connected and made a good punt, they're all going to Lincoln at the weekend and I'll be going for a threesome, they're all bi apparently, she didn't seem to be clock watching and we ran over slightly but she did take a call afterwards. Top punt, very happy.

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  £130-1 hour.
  Thanks to the recent reviewer I checked on Morgans availability and saw that she was working a fair bit this week. This was 11.30 at night and was wondering to message now or in the morning. I decided to try straight away and to my surprise got a reply straight away and a booking. I have many times tried to obtain a booking in the Diamond days but failed every time so was very happy with this. Excellent communications with the agency.
   Text agency on morning of booking and was told to make my way to a hotel that I have been to before. Arrived at hotel and was told room number and to walk straight to lifts. Door was answered straight away and was very happy with what I saw and understood why she was always booked up. She was dressed in black underwear, we had a little chat about my attempts to book her. My clothes off and onto bed into some great kissing and plenty of tongue action, something I really like. Started RO on Morgan which she seemed to like and then back to kissing before she started owo on me. This was very enjoyable with variation of depth and licking. I had to stop her at some point , it was now condom time and straight to mish. Now this is rare for me I never got the condom limp and was going strong. I am sure I could have finished like this but I asked for cim which she was happy to oblige. So it was off with condom and a really nice finish.
   Great meeting with a very sexy girl. Well it took a long time but I eventually got there. Everything went like clockwork from the initial message to the final finish. I am away to Thailand next week but will definitely try for another booking with Morgan, I have a strong feeling there is more to come.

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I think this occurred sometime around the Early May Bank Holiday weekend. Incall, half an hour for £90. No extras.

Had a frustrating time a few weeks prior trying to arrange a meet. Lots of requests from her to name a time met with a “no” in response to my suggestions. Attempts by me to suggest she give me a time she could do from a pretty long range I was free didn’t seem to bear fruit. So quite an irritating back and forth. Not sure whether there may have been language difficulties there? Eventually she kind of vaguely suggested a time in a pretty non-committal way, at which point I lost patience and politely declined. Texted a few more times after that as well asking me to name a time. Possibly thought being too vague would lose her the business, which it did to be fair.

Saw her green light was on and thought I’d have another go. After lunch originally suggested, but mid-afternoon agreed upon. Then she moved it to a couple of hours later. Prefer earlier meets personally but was pretty keen by then so said fine. Dick got the better of me etc. Modern flat in the Orchard Park area in North Cambridge. Lots of on-street parking available. Also had me wait an extra 15 mins once I’d parked up, but not a big deal.

She’d warned ahead of time that she’d recently finished her period and was therefore sensitive. Probably an excuse, but that was fine with me. Answered the door in red lingerie and high heels. Very nice, quite toned body. Pictures seemed accurate. Would guess that the stated age of 19 isn’t far off, if not accurate. Quite tall with small breasts. Very shy at first but she did warm up over the meeting. Underwear came off pretty quickly and proceeded to some very enthusiastic OWO. Was quite tempted to just let things play out like that and warn her I was going to finish. Don’t think she advertises CIM but who knows? But moved on to missionary sex. Quite vanilla GFE stuff. She certainly gave the impression of warming up and being pretty into it. Much more convincing than a lot of people.  It was a hot day and felt like Pretty tired in the end so finished up with a hand job. This is why I like earlier meets! The offered water was a very cold bottle, which was a nice touch. She did have some kind of portable aircon but I’m not sure it did a great deal to cool the room down.

I had a good time. Probably prefer someone a bit more experienced and assertive to be honest. But really nice to experience someone on the younger end once in a while. Would probably return, but maybe not all that regularly. Also, should have booked longer, but prefer not to commit too much on a first meeting.

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Booked an hour and recieved 30 mins free, very good massage and definetly no extras - was a pure straightforward relaxing massage delivered by a polish girl who knows her stuff. enjoyed the massage and would visit if I was needing another proper massge.

This lass knew how to fix a sore back, worked out the knots for me.

Paid 100 for an hour and got an hour and a half... nice value.

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TLDR: Rude, entitled, smirking whore with an attitude!!!

Comms were all via WhatsApp, not the best, sometimes up to 10 mins before replying. Located close to Green Street in Birmingham city centre. Got there and she sent me her flat nr. to buzz me in. She opens the door and indeed it’s her in the pictures. However definitely not as slim, but still a good looking girl, unfortunately her attitude is absolute dog shite. She has that I’m better than you and you are very lucky to even be in the same room as her.

Money handed over and she has the nerve to start checking the notes, trying to determine whether they are real or not. After her inspection she said: “good boy, real money.”WTF?!

She then slips out of her purple set and tells me to lie down, I said no I wanna feel you up first. No touching the tits, sensitive. They are silicone! Do not touch!!! Arghhhh…. I’m already regretting this punt. She tells me look and no touch as I am only allowed to touch her back and she then tells me to give her a massage, hahaha. You can’t make this shit up. I said surely that’s your job, she goes no you are a man you can do it. What? I’m the paying customer here.. whatever.

Then rubber out and her blowjob is shit, that’s all there is to say about that. After 25 seconds she stops and says ok sex. I said no pls continue a bit, she does for 5 seconds and stops again. BTW, She keeps smirking all the time, this girl is absolutely retarded!!!!

Anyways, on to fucking. Doggy first, not a bad sight going in and out of her. After a bit she just stops and turns over adds more lube and lays on her back. So mish it is then I suppose. Looking down at her is not a bad sight, as she holds her sensitive tits, has 2 very noticeable scars from the operation. I would ask my money back girl!! Horrible. Anyhow, I keep going and build up a decent rhythm, trying not to come for as long as possible just to annoy her. Didn’t last too long unfortunately, as she was getting into it a bit more and got extremely wet as well. I was going pretty hard not gonna lie. So I blew my load deep inside her….. wait….. almost as she pushed me off her ruining my last bit of orgasm spasm. This girl is useless at her job. I told this straight after. This job is not for you!!! She smirks and says time to go. I said relax let me catch my breath first… what you tired??! Girl, whatever…

AVOID. Even at £50 for pump and dump! Do not see this obnoxious bitch!!!

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I met Alexandra a few weeks ago. The first thing that struck me was how petite she is. She has a youthful figure and although her face is pretty it betrays her age. Her teeth are bad, but overall she made a good first impression.

Convenient but messy flat, fit for purpose.

Some light fk, her on top grinding on me with some oil for lube then she reached down and guided me in. She rode me for a while, then we switched to mish and finally spoons, I think she came when I did. We had a rest and I thought time was up but she was still horny and asked me to eat her pussy. One she came again it was time for another shower.

The agreed rate was £80 for 30 minutes, I stayed longer at her invitation, good value.

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I think she’s moved since I saw her.

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