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Weak neutral
150/60 mins
Residential area nr5

Summary of the meet:
Good Comms before
Friendly and chatty, not a clock watcher
Add 10 years to the stated age
I didn't really find her attractive which kind of killed it for me, immediately wished I had gone for 30 mins

Services:
Sex in cowgirl
Oral with (Requested another £20 for owo)
Kissing was closed lips
No fingers inside
Scarred boob job, very firm boobs with somewhat responsive nips
RO but i wasnt feeling it
Finished with oral in condom
Massage post sex

Friendly and nice lady but just didn't do it for me, plus the lack of kissing etc, so I wouldn't return.

Moto of this story is don't think, just because there is a most recent review that is positive. The previous negative reviews are now obsolete or that it's worth the risk just because she looks mega hot in the photo gallery.

This meeting happened in June 2026.

Cost £120 for 30 minutes.

Location was a house in the lower upperthorpe area.

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Turned up to the address given and parked a little down the road. Just as I pulled up I received a text from her saying she would be 15 minutes late. At the same time I saw a young woman with dark hair (definitely her) and a young black guy (pimp) get out of a taxi and walk in to the address given.

I should have driven off at that stage but was dying to get hold of her fit young body.

I then received a text saying that she was ready and to come over, but I had not seen said pimp leave the property. So I text saying as much and that I would not go through with the meeting with someone else in the property. She replied with he is just leaving. Which he did and walked down the road. Coast is clear I thought.

Over I went upstairs, exchanged funds and the from across the room she blurts out, ok get undressed. I hate that transactional type attitude, not so much as a kiss hello.

She was also getting undressed and this is the only positive part of the meet. She is extremely pretty and has an extremely fit young body. Absolutely smoking hot.

Undressed I got and she's pecking at best and trying to start to give me a BJ whilst totally soft. So mechanical  that little me was struggling to show any interest. At that point 5 mins in, I hear the door open downstairs and then a click of the door latch closing. Obviously Mr pimp had returned.

Now I could not get off my mind that this was some sort of set up for a mugging of something so I could not get hard. After 20 minutes of trying to get myself hard, she then says there is noway it's going to happen and even if it does you haven't got enough time left.

Called it a day and got dressed off I popped.

Total waste of £120.

My first Review! Hi guys

I had a pleasure of meeting nancy in derby. Her profile;
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Comms; Comms were great. I messaged around 4pm, i was 40mins from location. Was bit late in finding parking but she was patient. Probably not as busy so was lucky haha.

Place: It was an apartment in central. Messaged got number and rang. Opened the door quick so was nice. It was hot so she had the fam full running luckily and the shower was clean. I already showered before so used it after our meet.

The girl: Definitely like her photos on adultwork. She was very nice as soon as the doors opened. Love slim thai girls and she was definitely my type. She seemed happy to see me so out me more into the meet lol

The meet:
I went for 30mins as had to pick up people from the train station soon after. She began to strip and I was already rock hard seeing her in her lingerie. Owo was included, kissing was light but still passionate. She has a cute giggle. I asked her to sit on my face which she did  She is clean, smells and tastes greatt

I am quiet large so we began missionary and slow as she got used to it. But few minutes in I was balls deep and able to give proper pounding. She has an amazing figure and super smooth skin. I was very close to cumming a few times. Switched over to her riding where I did end up cumming 20mins into booking. She was honestly a great meet, seemed super genuine and she saw i was freshly shaved and clean, so maybe was more into having proper fun.

Her oral skills her great. Im quiet large at 7" but she still tried a good deep throat and I was more pleased to fuck properly. Many meets girls dont let me fuck properly due to my size...

She is saved in my contacts and will definitely see her around. One of the few genuine Thai ladies I think.

She gave me small massage after mainly on my legs and I went to shower and leave. As I was leaving she seemed to be getting ready to shower so atleast she stays clean.

Definitely reccomend, treat her well and im sure you will have a great time.

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30m £50+10 owo

I first saw Adriana about 15 years ago, and she was exactly my type: passionate, sensual, playful and physically exactly what appealed to me. I was a bit worried that time might have changed this when I was free and she was on again, but to my relief, and kind of my disbelief, she's still that same person now.
Due to my addled mind, such as Adriana always induces in me, I just let her take the lead and went slow. A lot of women would take this as 'Go slow for 5 seconds then back to relentless pounding', but she kept the course and went full sensual. I wasn't moving from that! This general subtle coquettishness and kissing she gives, I feel, are second to none.

The only down side was she had her hair up, but I must admit, more practical, I guess.

I always feel extra awkward around her because of how much I like her (as I'm sure you can tell),  so I'm sure you can all form a more realistic opinion of your own. However, if anyone has ever let you down, I could only ever recommend her as a balm to rekindle your faith, and if you want someone sultry, fun and... genuine: I'd say she's always a woman you should be tempted by.

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Saw the well reviewed Meena recently
Arranged by text the morning of.. quick reply and easy Comms (bit annoying she doesn't use WhatsApp)

Arrived at the address and was met by Meena who I found reasonably attractive.
Age 40s about right but could probably pass for younger.
English was good and she was very friendly and welcoming

She went to stash the money and get me some water while I stripped off and on her return made a comment about how my briefs were struggling through hold my already hard cock - tbf they were a new pair and were a size too small lol

Started off with a bit of light kissing - I wasn't that into it due to the many reviews of her I'd read on here just before the meet of her rimming everyone lol (as I soon experienced myself)
Moved quickly onto owo which was fabulous, good technique and depth.. she was happy for me to hold her head and lightly face fuck her when I wanted to control the pace but most of the time was spent just sitting back watching her work her magic.
She worked her way down to my balls and then lower as she lifted my legs to rim me really deep while massaging my balls and stroking my shaft. Let her carry on with this for a while before another owo bout where I unloaded a week's worth into her willing mouth. Liked the fact she kept sucking/squeezing to get every drop.

After spitting/mouthwash she came back and offered a massage which I was happy with as I needed time to reset after such a big orgasm for R1. Decent massage with good pressure eventually felt her run a cold wet wipe between my ass cheeks so knew what was coming.
What followed was the deepest rimming I've ever had - was giving my ass a deep clean while she spread my ass cheeks open (and spanked me at my request) - think she might've used fingers at some point as well but whatever she was doing was working.

Turned over and she applied a condom and asked if I wanted to fuck her pussy or ass.
Opted for pussy as I don't really feel a difference and prefer the view of my cock sliding in and out of a nice pussy
Rode me in cowgirl for a bit before I flipped her over for missionary, also went through standing mish where I picked her up and bounced her on my cock, doggy and then another bout in Mish where I blew into the condom while DFKing her (cock brain in control lol)

Got up to get dressed and leave but Meena suggested round 3 if I wanted or she can do another massage as I still had 20-odd minutes left
I was fucked so went for the massage and we had a bit of a chat about Thailand etc
She kept running her fingers across my asshole occasionally sliding the length of her middle finger all way in which turned me on and she managed to get me hard again so ask for another condom and this time slid my cock into her tight asshole starting slow and then fucking her hard in anal doggy and missionary with a lot of sloppy DFK- finished again with oral emptying the remaining contents of my balls again onto her outstretched tongue while she had a lubed finger up my ass massaging my prostate.
Time was now up but she let me chill for 5 mins to let my boner subside before I was back out on my way
Nice touch of her to help me get dressed after and sort my hair for me - went from sex crazed nymph to caring/sensual in no time lol

Would I go back
Probably not I've got too many regulars atm but that won't stop me recommending her. Would go 100% if there was nothing else that tickled my fancy and I wanted a guarantee (as much as you can get) of top service from a friendly Thai milf.
Service I got definitely justified the hype/reviews - proper rimming/anal queen and at £130/hour I doubt there's much better value out there



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Firstly, thank you to everyone who took the time to review their meets with this one. Not only did they bring Mel to the fore but, ultimately, also gave great insight into how to best “stage manage” the booking. Safe to say, this helped create a rather wonderful afternoon (and I apologise in advance for any fluffy bits!)

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When: July 2026

Price: £220 for 90 minutes + £20 extra for OWO (expected)

Venue/Comms: Smart top floor apartment in York city centre. As discussed previously, patience was required when making contact/arrangements but I got there in the end. Still had doubts mind you, that the meet would actually happen for some reason. On the day however, everything was very slick and I was buzzed in bang on time.

Meet: First up, not a lot I can say that hasn’t been mentioned (or seen via photos already) I climbed the flights of stairs, to a magically opening door which, stood behind, an absolutely stunning Brazilian redhead. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that but, no hyberbole - I thought Mel was gorgeous. Dressed is black lingerie, my only regret was that I was unable to do more than 90 minutes!

Quick hug and led by the hand to a well equipped bedroom. Paperwork sorted and Mel helped me undress. Very brief conversation and came across quite shy and uninterested. I knew from the previously mentioned reviews however, this was standard, so I took things slowly and went with it. Stark bollock naked, Mel continued to run her hands all over me, with light closed lip kissing. Complimented me on my physique (we both like the gym!) and led me by the hand to the shower - which I needed to not only cool myself down but also to recompose myself from what had just greeted me.

Three rounds achieved on the day. I’m going to break these down one by one  as we went from zero to one hundred in 90 minutes

Round One

As with others, all very sedate and low key. Mel did chat away quite readily however, with the theme of things being some sort of “Sexual Preference Quiz” Did I like anal? Was I bi or straight? Do I like orgies? Have I ever….etc etc. Slightly weird start but also a great icebreaker and got things going nicely.

Helped Mel disrobe and then she delivered some expert OWO. Plenty spit and attention to the balls, with great eye contact and more questions. You could sense her relaxing as we went. More kissing and cuddling and then we fucked in missionary, doggie (where she really started to get into things) and spoons. Finished in the bag, quick clean up and lay back and chilled. A solid start…

Round 2

Wrapped around each other,  we lay chatting about all sorts of subjects. Mel was very clued up and we were soon laughing and joking away. Talked about travels, my previous visit to Brazil, gym stuff (my compliments on her RDL technique went down well!) politics (yep!) and the life of women in Brazil. This was interspersed with lots of stroking and kissing, which had now moved from lips closed to tongues everywhere.

Mel then worked her way down and delivered yet another expert round of OWO. This time, I was told to lay still with my legs together and she climbed on in CG. She basically used me like a human dildo as she rode herself to a shuddering orgasm. Fell down on me and more kissing with my cock finding her way back in. We hugged really tightly as we fucked hard with Mel on top.

Don’t know much Portuguese, but I couldn’t have cared less - what she was whispering in my ear was rather hot! Jumped off spun round into doggie then, unexpectedly, redirected me into her ass (I did pay her for this at the end - only fair!) Slow build up but then she let rip. Raised herself up and I grabbed her breasts before we fell into prone-bone, she shuddered and the bag was filled again.

Round 3

More cuddling, kissing and laughs. Mel then asked if I could go again, snogged my face off and led me to the shower. In we jumped, with hands all over each other before Mel dropped to her knees…

Back to the bedroom and I slid in in missionary. Legs wrapped around me and told to go hard and fast. No encouragement needed and I was happy to oblige. Stopped as Mel wanted a drink. I lay on my back, she came back in and launched herself at me! Into CG again and she was really going for it, with me giving it back in equal measures. She raised up and then, unexpectedly, grabbed my throat and gently choked me, whilst spouting some choice Portuguese phrases. I went with it and it appeared to drive her wild! Another round of orgasms and we collapsed in a sweaty giggling heap.

Just wow - this girl, who was quiet, shy and looked like she’d rather be anywhere else, had transformed into a proper domineering horny minx all in the space of 90 wonderful minutes!

Dozed off for a bit and then I headed for a shower. Mel helped me dry off, dress and I was good to go. Quick swap of some Spotify playlists before a naked Mel led me to the door, Long lingering kiss and we said our goodbyes.

Verdict: A fabulous experience and one that will live long in the memory. My advice to anyone who gets to see Mel? Pretty simple really - don’t be a dick! Be respectful, patient and go with her flow and who knows what will happen.

Only downside, is that she may very well be a “one-off” experience given her ongoing travel plans. She did say she liked this area however, so you never know.

As I strolled back through a sunny York, I reflected on the 90 minutes I’d just enjoyed with a stunning (and sexually confident) 19 year old Brazilian girl and in conclusion?

I’ve had worse days…:)

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1 hour £100+CIM+swallow (£20 each, total £140)

I’ve had BL on my list for a while following a number of positive reviews, and by pure chance she happened to be in Coventry the same day I was also in the West Midlands, result so far.

I qualified beforehand what I wanted and she specified CIM and swallowing with additional fees, I later found out that she will take a facial and that’s probably one for next time to try.

Location: a half decent relatively safe looking apartment probably not far from the university, reasonable on street Parking and felt safe during the day

Girl: not sure you would describe this as a MILF or GILF, she is listed as being 48, maybe she is in an early 50s. However, irrespective she is a pretty tidy looking lady with decent size tits big nipples that respond to sucking and not really carrying much weight to speak up in fact I’d say the pictures were pretty accurate.

Service: I directed her that I really wanted a top-notch cock sucking experience with lots of licks to ball balls and shaft. Popped out her tits to start the process and had a nice suck at those big nipples slipped to fingering but then move proceedings onto the blowjob. Very happy to alternate between licking the balls licking the shaft and happy to take direction. Responded surprisingly well to me pushing her head down onto my cock and a pretty good face fuck session developed. I let her come up for air a few times and then pushed her back down again after checking she was okay. She was happy to continue this as long as I wanted so I made the most of it..
When the time came to unload, I got her down on her knees with me standing and gave her an harder facefuck to get me over the line, before absolutely shooting everything I had to the back of her mouth. I’m not sure this is classed as cum in throat, but very enjoyable all the same. Mouthful, she happily swallowed my spunk without complaint..

I would absolutely recommend, but I know she is not permanently in the country and returns to Hungary frequently. For me not want to fuck, but I would happily go back just for the BJ, and next time save a big load for her face!

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Visited Aberdeen last week and was at a loose end during the day and actually was just walking past this shop so stopped in.

Door was open and I walked in, no one seemed about and was about to leave when women pleasant looking came out one of the rooms asking if I had an appointment.

I said no was just walking past, asked how long I was looking for and I said 30 minutes, was told £30.

I started changing as she put away the cash she came back as I was still undressing and watched as I pulled off my boxers.

The massage was ok nothing great and no real teasing at any point, about the 20 minute mark she started teasing my ass and cock and after she got it stiff she said extras.

I asked how much was quoted £60 for b2b I said I only had £40 which she agreed, she stripped naked nice body and a tattoo of a dragon on her stomach, she was fine with touching and without long managed to make me cum.

After I came she said there was time left it if I wanted more of a massage but was done after coming.

All in all £70 for decent enough massage and happy ending.

Might go back if in the area again.

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Comms: Done by Whatsapp

Cost: 250 for 60 mins
       
Location: Picadilly Circus

The girl: Looks exactly like her pictures, if not even better. She wore light blue lingerie set.

The meet: Had a quick shower and then onto some fun.

1st round: Started off with kissing while standing and playing with her boobs.
Then onto the bed and played with her pussy. No fingers inside as she doesn't like that.
Then OWO on with with some lube. Felt great and lots of eye contact which i enjoyed.
Condom on and she got on top and rode me while kissing. Then into missionary and came in the bag.

Massage break and some chit chat. Nice massage with lotion.

2nd round: More OWO then on with the condom. Doggie this time and her ass looks amazing. Came in missionary again in the bag.

Little more chit chat. Showered and kissed Jade goodbye.

Would i meet again: Most definitely but at £250 it won't be too often.

Visited this place a week or so ago.

Comms were good, had quick response agreeing to 1 hour massage £45.

Greeted by small chinese lady, slim not unattractive but must be late 40s onwards.

Massage was a bit chaotic but not terrible, she placed herself at the head of the table and didnt mind me having a feel. Definitely using her phone a few times as got the one handed massage a few times.

Lots of teasing and reach unders. She'd got me really horny on the turn and she looked pretty tidy so went for b2b, £50 I think we settled on. As she undresses she offers owo for £20. Declined but she kept trying multiple times throughout the b2b, which got very annoying.

She had a nice pair of natural tits which i enjoyed sucking on for a bit. B2b wasnt the best though, 2 mins of rubbing her tits on me and she then hopped off to give he, she then had her legs tight so couldnt even have a good feel. Made her get back on the bed and lie next to me to help finish me off.

The negative though comes at the end because I still had about 20 mins left so was expecting a good massage. She starts the massage but is constantly texting even with me watching. She then leaves the room to answer the door, with me stark bollock naked on show for all of reception 

I eventually walked as she was one hand massaging my leg as she typed away on her phone. She begged me not to leave and offered me £5 back    I told her to keep and left. Wont be returning.

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I saw this place on a GT advert (now gone) but also recommended by previous reviews - thanks guys. Booked by txt. Parked in Weavers Wharf carpark 2 mins walk away. Entrance is via back of the building (the front appears to be empty and unused). A few shoppers walking passed but fairly discreet.

I had expected to see Tina as described in previous reviews but the door was opened by a early to mid 20s lady. Very slim and pretty. Her English was not great but she agreed straight up to one hr massage with 20 for HE. B2B incl HE offered for 50 but declined due to lack of funds. I did not get her name but gathered she was moving on soon.

Expertly delivered massage with slight reach unders early on in the proceedings. On turnover she was v giggly at seeing and touching my boner - seemed quite new to doing hand jobs but eager to learn and was soon enthusiasticly trying different strokes with a little guidance. Overall a decent experience with an attractive masseuse.

Met her on Thursday, paid £80 for 30 mins.


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Comms - Sent a message via whatsapp about an hour before the meet. Got a response 2 mins later saying 2 girls were available, Kirsty and Vanessa. I chose Vanessa after seeing pics of her amazing ass on Annabellas X page.


Location - The old building next to the denmark st car park. Parked for free in the car park and arrived at the location 5 mins before the meet time. Knocked on the door and was let in by the maid who told me to go straight to the room on the top floor. Left the punting tokens on the bedside table and began to undress waiting for Vanessa.


The girl - Vanessa walked in bang on time wearing an orange lingerie set and gave me a hug. The stats on Annabellas website seem pretty accurate except I would say she’s in his late 30s. Her ass looks even better in person and her tits are very nice too. She looks like a sexy Brazilian milf which turned me on.

She placed her bag down and made her way over to me. We began DFK standing in front of the mirror on the wall. Her breath had a strong minty taste like she was chewing gum before our meet. She started stroking my cock as we kissed and I had my hands all over her tits. I reached around to grab her ass and she started sucking my ear which I loved. I pulled her lingerie down and sucked her tits which she enjoyed, letting out a few moans.

At this point I wanted to get up close to her ass so I told her to bend over on the chair in the corner. I took her lingerie off completely, buried my face in her ass and rimmed her. My tongue on her asshole shocked her at first as she let out a slight gasp but she started to get into it with more moans of pleasure.

After a few mins i asked if she likes RO, she nodded yes and made her way over to the bed. Her pussy was very clean. She has some stubble down there but I didn't mind it. I went to town on her clit and this led to some loud moans from her which i loved (the louder, the better imo). I kept going until she came. Her legs started shaking as her moans got louder. I sucked on her tits while she laid on the bed trying to catch her breath.

She then said ‘Your turn’, so I laid on the bed as she did some OWO. She started by kissing my nipples and slowly making her way down my body. She kissed my inner thighs and then started sucking on my balls and cock. The mint on her breath left a tingly feeling on me which felt good. Her oral technique was good and got me close to cumming so i suggested we fuck.

She went over to her bag to get the dom and i followed her suggesting i fuck her bent over the desk. She loved the idea and put the dom on me with her mouth before bending over the desk. The height difference between us made this very difficult to do so she suggested we move over to the bed.

She got into a doggy position with her face down in the bed and her ass up. I stuck my cock in and began pounding away. She then started rocking back and forth which made her ass jiggle on my cock. I stood still and let her do most of the work while I enjoyed the view of her ass bouncing on my cock. The rocking started to get faster and she made me cum in the dom.

We both cleaned up and got chatting about various things. She asked what my plans are for the weekend and I said hopefully to see you again. She told me she looks forward to it. She walked me to the door where I hugged and thanked her for an amazing time. I was back in my car with about 5 mins to spare.

Would I see her again? Abso-fucking-lutely, imo Vanessa and Honey are the best annabellas have to offer.

Half hour £70 + £30 for OWO and CIM

The Lenton location is so nondescript that I can get lost on fractal lane. I realise that she offers BB so I told her I just wanted a kiss and cuddle plus a long sexy blowjob, no sex.

The young lady looks early twenties and I grabbed her cute bubbly butt as I followed her upstairs. She wore pigtails and is very pretty and giggly. Probably around 5 foot tall will a permanent smile and hypnotic eye contact. Her body was tight and had no give, no boobs, pointy nipples and a stubbly pussy. She made a few jokes as I counted out the money and when I sat down on the chair next to the welcome fan she started to fellate me as I took off my shorts and the rest. I raised my knees and she traced her tongue down from the tip to my balls and a bit under.

This could have been the closing chapter, so I urged a move to the familiar bed. She asked me to massage her with oil and said that it was sexy. She poured the oil onto my hand, I smeared it onto her shoulders and back. I massaged her shoulders and then her raised bum. I got oil over my face and hair as I tongued her bumhole.  I gave her a bit of body to body as an excuse to slide my todger around her bum.

Into reverse 69 I rubbed her pussy and contorted my head to rim her as she kept me cosy in her mouth. Then into regular 69, her fanny wasn't wet. She climbed up and put her face close to mine, just smiling sweetly. The Thai BJs usually start with licking my nipples, I don't get the horn from it, but caressed her head as she moved around me. Her BJ technique was slow and sensual, with tongue-dragging, tongue-tracing and ball play.

I withdrew and pulled her on top of me. My willy is the sensible one, as her BB pussy approached, my willy retreated, good call.  It knows me better that me upstairs and is the true arbiter of my sexual proclivities, doing the same if I go for anal these days. I complimented her figure and bum and her young flesh. She giggled and went down across my body resting on an elbow and sucked from my left side.

I had asked for a long BJ but I ramped up the pace.  She took me completely in a few times and looked proud and continued with mouth and nails and went down under and back again and I thrusted, then relaxed as I could feel the inevitable. I squealed and contorted as I came. It hurt as it has been overused as the heatwave has given me a bit of priapism. My mind switched off until she returned from the bathroom.

Mintra helped me to get dressed and mentioned that she hadn't been to Nottingham before.  I recommended Zaap Thai restaurant but didn't offer to take her. She's sweet, I know I shouldn't really lick her because of her likes list, but I was only there for a bit, Mum x

It's a positive from my although some may be correct to be wary.
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Took place: yesterday at Zoe’s apartment in Trafford

Fee: Mcb £250
       Annabelle £200
       Zoe £140

Services: strap on, spit roast, fingering, lesbian action between the girls, multiple sex positions, 3 way snowball, cim, dfk, owo, and much more.

Dressed: all in black lingerie, fishnet stockings and sexy heels as requested

Messaged Zoe last week asking if she had availability for the week coming, get a reply saying yes. Told her will be bringing Chelsea, Zoe “ yep that’s fine” let Chelsea know the day and time and she was cool with it as well. I had Annabelle on my HL for a long time each time I go to her profile it said logged in last year, but this time I went on it and it said last login yesterday. So I tried my luck and emailed her, get a reply back saying yes have availability was it for out call or In call. I tell her I have a booking coming up with Chelsea and Zoe and if you’d like to join us, she’s replied I’d love to, so ask Zoe and she says she don’t mind her coming as well so all booked up. And it was something i hadn’t done before, so wanted it ticked off my bucket list a FFFM.

So the day comes and I drive to Chelsea’s to pick her up get close to hers and get a message from Chelsea “you close” I reply “just pulling up” she says will be down shortly. Wait a few minutes and she’s come down and gets in to the car, I tell her Annabelle will be joining us as well, ok that’s fine. We start driving next thing you know she giving me a ear full, you just love me eating and licking other women’s arses and pussies out you dirty bastard  me, I was just looking straight with a cheeky smile putting it in one ear, out the other, just thinking about how she definitely will be eating out Annabelle + Zoe’s arse and pussies once in the room with them.

Her toned changed half way through the journey and started speaking about general stuff but my mind was else where, the only thing I was thinking about is how to handle these three together in the room get to Zoe’s and pull up at the back and drop her a txt she replies back with instructions how to get in, we wait for Annabelle and she messaged me saying going to be late a few minutes. So me and Chelsea head towards Zoe’s. Get inside knock on hers, and she lets us in.

Once in Zoe’s Chelsea goes to get changed in the toilet and me and Zoe have a little chit chat, she asking so you a regular of Chelsea’s, yep I know her since sandy’s but didn’t see her much there. Zoe so who did you see there then, me “Petra the crazy one mix race scouse girl” Zoe “ can’t remember her” who else Claudia “I definitely remember her.” Anyway the door knocks Zoe tells me any chance you can get it “yea sure” I go open the door and it’s Annabelle, I had all ready given her the instructions how to get in the ones Zoe had sent me earlier. She says hi to me gives me a peck on the cheek a hug and walks straight in, meets Zoe in the bed room and ask if she could get changed Zoe “yea sure” Chelsea’s in the toilet getting changed you can get changed in the other room, so she also goes to get changed. Chelsea walks out and I ask if I can have a quick shower, walk in and have a quick one, leave my clothes there and walk out with my boxers on.

I walk in to the bedroom and Chelsea tells Zoe bend over the bed I’m going to make him eat your ass out, BOY WHAT AN ASS she has, she bends over and Chelsea sticks the back off my head straight up Zoe’s arse, and makes me lick up and down next thing you know Annabelle walks in and Chelsea tells her to do the same bend over on the bed, so she got the back of my head and in turns making me lick there arses out. Telling them he loves licking women’s arses out, Trying her best to suffocate me in there arses, I come up for air and start dfk’n the life out of Chelsea, Zoe and Annabelle both turn around and join in so it’s a four way dfk I’m groping each one and start to finger all of them, there arse holes and pussies,  grab Chelsea and start playing with her bubble butt ass.

Annabelle jumps on to the bed and bends over Zoe’s starts to rim her arse, Chelsea starts rimming Zoe’s and I pull Chelsea’s thong to one side of her bubble butt cheek and rim hers. Then Annabelle comes around pulls my boxers down and starts sucking my now rock hard cock, and Chelsea gets down on her knees and joins her. Whilst Zoe approaches me and starts dfk’n me. Then Chelsea goes to the corner of the room and sticks a butt plug up her arse whilst Zoe and Annabelle was sucking me off she starts showing me the butt plug up her arse still with the thong on the side of her bum cheek. Making me drool I call her over with my one finger but she carries on teasing me whilst Zoe and Annabelle still sucking on my nob. Chelsea’s  on the other side of the room given me eye contact, I couldn’t resist so make my way to her and get her to pull the butt plug out of her arse I start to dfk her and stick my two fingers up her arse at this time Zoe and Annabelle are on the bed I get my fingers out and put them in Zoe’s mouth and then in to Annabelle’s.

I lie down on the bed and Chelsea sits on my face whilst Zoe and Annabelle are working on little sinner one sucking my cock the other on my balls whilst Chelsea is suffocating me with her ass. After a while they ask, so who you want to fuck first. I say I’m not bothered Zoe’s says I’ll jump on his cock, she rubbers me up and starts ridding away whilst chelsea goes around and starts licking her arse and Annabelle is sitting on my Face, rubbing her pussy up and down.

After a while Zoe pulls out a strap on and puts it on and makes Chelsea bend over and starts fucking her in doggy I start spit roasting and making her suck my cock whilst Zoe’s doing her in doggy and Annabelle is snogging the life out of me and at the same time pinching my nipples and biting at them. Then Zoe lies on the bed and chelsea ridding it on top I’m on top of the bed and she sucking my cock at the same time and Annabelle is working on Chelsea’s arse with her tongue, me watching all this while being sucked off was like a full on porn scene.

I rubber up again and start fucking Annabelle in doggy with my thumb up her arse and she is licking out chelsea, whilst Zoe is sitting on chelsea I change rubbers and start fucking chelsea in doggy same with my thump deep in her arse whilst she licking out Zoe Annabelle slapping my arse, telling me how much of a naught boy I am. She did it a few times I thought let me keep her quiet so I stick the thump I had up Chelsea’s arse straight in to her mouth and make her suck on it. I fucked each one in different positions and each time there was all sorts of lesbian action going on between the girls non stop. And pure dirty talk from start to finish.

Also Zoe fucked Annabelle with a strap on in doggy whilst she was licking out Chelsea’s pussy whilst Chelsea had my cock in her mouth watching all this going on was absolutely mind blowing. There was a time when Annabelle and Zoe were both sucking my cock and Chelsea has my bum cheeks spread open and was licking my arse hole out like a women possessed. Even Zoe looked over and said Chelsea’s gone wild, I looked at her and said why do you think she’s one of my favourites.

Time was running out, Chelsea tries to tie my balls with her hair band  but it wasn’t happening so Zoe gets a string and tied them up but it weren’t doing anything for me so I pull it off. actually time had ran out I was 10 minutes over but didn’t want it to stop was having the time of my life 
Chela gets me to the side of the bed and starts sucking my cock whilst Zoe lying on the bed and Annabelle sitting on her face whilst her and Chelsea sucking me off in turns. Annabelle says “come all over her tits referring to Chelsea, me “No” I’m going to either come all over her face or in her mouth and then you can lick it off , if it’s the face and snow ball it with her and then in to Zoe’s mouth please.

Zoe “that sounds amazing” kadooooshhhp a week loads of sinner spunk straight in to Chelsea’s mouth she goes to Annabelle and they start snowballing Chelsea deposits the whole load in to Annabelle’s mouth and she goes over to Zoe who was lying on the bed whilst Chelsea gets my cock back in her mouth Annabelle starts to snowball Zoe and Zoe  swallows the lot. Tilts her head up off the bed and says boy you have some stamina, I look over to her whilst chelsea still has my cock in her mouth give Zoe a wink and say that’s what most of em say.

Each one said this punt was like a full on porn scene

WOW what a session I was drained in sweet my cock was still rock hard even after cumin I just wanted to carry on but time was way over, told the girls I need to hit the shower. Chelsea telling Zoe before I went in to the shower this one loves gang bangs.  Zoe telling me she did one once a 10 man vs 3 girls some years back, I thought to my self I know exactly which one it is, I’ve read the review off it. She said she loved every minute of that gang bang. Any how’s I jump into the shower have one get dressed up in there and  Chelsea all ready dressed. You ready shall we go, give Annabelle and Zoe a good bye kiss and hug and leave. Drop Chelsea back to hers and hit the road a very happy man.

Until the next time you’re sincerely

SM
 



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Always thought Em & Michelle would make a good pair, so pleased to put that plan into action a few months back.
Main comms with Michelle, £600 for 90mins with both, location Michelle's usual spot about a 10min stroll from the station.

Described both in previous reviews, and both as beautiful as ever. Excited for my treat of two pretty Polish blondes!
Michelle classic blonde slightly tanned in a sexy blue set, and Em reddish-blonde pale skin barefoot in skimpy underwear.
Started with snogging DFK 3-ways, and four tits to suck, the girls as enthusiastic with one another as with me.
Perfect contrast M slightly more leading, E following our lead but with her own sexy moves.
Double OWO phenomenal as always. All combinations, oral & snogging, oral switching between their eager mouths, or alternating 1 sucking cock 1 sucking my balls
Appreciated the subtleties of their technique, depth from M, eclectic tongue flicks from E. Great eye contact and their smiles watching me or each other were awesome.
On top of the sensations, I'm in heaven not knowing where to look, feast for the eyes! 

Had the girls play together on the bed to enjoy the view of them snogging, naked bodies all mine to enjoy. RO on both alternating eating out one while fingering the other, with pauses to snog.
Some more OWO and couldn't wait to get inside. Dom on to do M in mish first, my hands all over both girls, and non-stop DFK with both.
E making some amazing shapes beside me, while I enjoyed M's long shapely legs. Quite a turn on with the girls interacting as I enjoyed myself inside M.
Switched rubbers to get inside E. Similar run in mish while playing with both, as M disappeared for a while to lick my balls as I did E.
Flipped E over into prone, and enjoyed her to the finish while ogling beautiful M

Intra-round both girls draped either side of me before snogging and double OWO. Loved them both on their hands and knees, hips swaying as they took turns sucking!
E rode me cowgirl while M at on my face, tasty pussy and a great fuck, with partial views of the fun between the girls. Continued with E, while M watched on, then switched them round to repeat.
After that took M in doggy as she pleasured E. Awesome to have both girls lain out before me.
M got E to a finish, before I picked up the pace and exploded myself. Well done M! 

Relaxed after with the two ladies but still time for some more excellent snogging and OWO.
Pleased with the pairing, great chemistry between the girls, with some epic mental pictures for me!
I had an amazing time and felt they enjoyed themselves together too.  Definitely recommended as two of the best GFE girls together.

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Location: Welwyn Garden City
Service: 30 mins (OWO, GFE & CIM)
Price: £110

Would I repeat?: Yes 100%

Enjoyable half hour spent with her.
Paperwork & intro out the way. Starting off with some DFK. OWO was excellent. Reversal oral well recieved and she was lovely and fresh down there. Pounded in mish / doggy, and then CIM finish.

Age says 29 but I think she’s probably more 33 (ish). And she is quite tall, but a good looking girl.

Seen she does duos with Britney from her feedback. Perhaps next time I’ll give this a go. 

1 hour - £120

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This was another occasion I fell lucky despite wanting to see someone else. Passing through Warrington, it was a good week for Thai’s. I sent messages out to Iris, Didi, Nuknik. Knowing they were popular and I was on a tight schedule, I fired one of to GiGi who id never come across as a back up.

Iris could only fit me in later that day and silence from the other 2, until GiGi texted and asked if I wanted massage or fs. I opted for the latter and she replied perfect that’s my best service. She was free so I got details and headed round.

Hid behind the door, normal procedure and in I go. She looked lovely in some nice white lingerie, bit older than I thought but I’m happy with her looks, hair was down but a little pony tail at the back - noted for later. I handed over the tokens and was encouraged to undress. It felt like an age that she was gone and i was starting to get a little worried and lost the semi quicker than England.

Back she comes and explains that she’s also in charge of the bookings for that day for the others too, and asks did I want massage first or later. I reply later of course.

Onto the bed she comes and we start kissing sensually, light tongues not full on, I quite liked it and I was stirring already feeling her body all over. Her outfit looked really good but we had to lose it.

She presented me with one boob at a time being encouraged to lick and suck them until I was pushed back slightly on my back. Gigi began to run her nails down my side and up and down my thighs and started owo. This felt great, she occasionally took the whole lot and then slowly came up and swirled her tongue round the head whilst still clamped over. I had to stop her and gestured for her to sit on top.

 Gigi rode me slowly and I grabbed her hips and pulled her in so I could set the rhythm from underneath. She does this strange thing where she kind of looks like she’s got something stuck in her teeth and is trying to suck it out, must be her concentrating face or she was trying not to laugh, I turned her over and finished missionary.

Having worked up a sweat, I was asked to face down and she could give me a massage. I wasn’t expecting anything amazing but I found it very good, every part of me had a thorough massage and I felt good being oiled up all over.

I was now already rock hard and felt her reach under for an opening. As I lifted up slightly she was already in there like a shot, my balls now being stroked with a warm oily hand from behind, wonderful. She started to stroke my perineum and a light graze around the back exit and I felt her just grab my cock from behind and just held there while she was driving me so crazy I must have resembled someone doing downward dog in yoga whilst also looking like I was trying to ride a bucking bull and then would you believe the door went, bloody postman.

Back in she comes and I laugh saying she had me right where she wanted me - in the palm of her hand, she laughed and sucked me back to life before we had more missionary, reverse cg, then I finished in doggy whilst tugging that pony tail..with permission, Gigi got a great arse on her!

Showered, and then left with a hug, will I be back? Yes. I wouldn’t mind going back for a teasing massage thinking about it now.

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Date: March 2026

Rate: £100 for 45 minutes

Location: Apartment block in Chelmsford.

Her photos are quite heavily edited and show her with full makeup, so set your expectations accordingly. That said, she’s pretty good at what she does. Service is HJ finish only.
English isn’t strong as she only recently moved from Ukraine, but communication is still manageable.I’ve visited her several times now. She’s become my reliable go-to when I’m not in the mood to take chances with someone new. Solid, consistent option.

Location : Lymington

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Services: Massage. GFE, DFK, OWO, Penetration (Protected), Receiving Oral

Price: £100 / 60 minutes

Communication: Great comms by text and a phone call

Physical Appearance: 5 foot, curvy, blonde hair, big boobs.

Age: 60ish

Nationality: British

Hygiene: Excellent. Smelt lovely and tasted even better and she was freshly showered on my arrival

Venue: Her house in Lymington which was easy to find and clean and tidy.

The meet: I was met at the door by Mollie after she gave me perfect directions. I wasn't sure what to expect as I knew she was older but she looked amazing. I was very pleasantly surprised. Mollie was wearing a lovely, black dress, stockings and after a quick chat we soon headed upstairs. It started with a massage and after I undressed, Mollie soon took off her dress to reveal her big boobs on her tiny frame.

She took her time with a nice massage and then we had some DFK and I licked and sucked her nipples. I was then offered OWO and after a quick wash and clean by Mollie (which actually felt really good!), she gently took me in her mouth which felt amazing. She took me deep and I could feel her tongue on the tip of my cock as she sucked me. I asked her to stop before I could cum. I then repaid the favour and after a while between her legs, she cum. After some more DFK she put a condom on me and we enjoyed some slow and gently sex which increased into more passion and dirty talk as I cum.

Mollie listens to what you want and is very responsive and brilliant company. Would I visit again? Yes I would.

Sophie- Stephens. Fareham
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Been on my hotlist for a while but based in Portsmouth was an issue with the never ending road works on the M27. Noticed she has now moved and is based in Fareham.
Text to arrange a meeting and received a quick reply and meeting arranged without issue. Flat above shops with 2 hours free parking. Asked to call when there and give precise directions to flat.
Service provided. FK, OWO, HJ, breast play on her and covered sexy in standing mish. 
1 hour at £200
Pleasantly surprised when I saw Sophie as slimmer than she appears in pics on her profile, very attractive size 8, lovely slim body, natural breasts, long black hair tied back. Nice greeting of hugs and kisses. Handed over the cash then we began to explore each others bodies as we undressed.
Onto the bed where we kissed and fondled each other. FK and fondled her soft natural breasts and sucked her nipples as she fondled my cock and ball brings me to hardness. She goes down for OWO and I see precum oozing from japs eyes. I’m surprised as these days it rarely happens, she seems pleased with this and wipes the precum off and begins to suck me off. Nice gentle blowjob. Once I’m rock hard she slips a condom on and I moved her to the bed edge. Slipped in and gently tease fucked her, steadily increased pace but eventually tired and pulled out for a rest.
Cuddled and chatted about a couple of mutual friends.
Wasn’t going to rise again so Sophie gave a little massage before I dressed, nice kiss as I left.
Really liked Sophie, very friendly and accommodating. Nothing was too much trouble.
 Would definitely see again and highly recommended.

Megan Sensual Massage. Southampton

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Let down in good time by my regular on the day and had no plan B.
Search on AW was fruitless so tried VS.
Decided on a massage with HE and rang Megan. Quick response so good comms and all sorted. I thought I recognised the photos and when she sent me the Post Code I realised she was Lady Pink who I had seen about twelve years ago way back in 2014.
Location is a small flat near the West Quay shopping centre. She sent me a text saying she was stuck in traffic (cruise day) and would be 10 minutes late. Wandered round the centre until she text to say she was ready, now 20 minutes late. On entering the flat knew it was the same layout with bed against the wall though bed was new, larger and higher.
Soon as I saw Megan I noted she had changed from the previous session, now a size 12+ with larger breasts, thicker thighs and slightly tummy.
Handed over the £90 which was exactly the same amount as 12 years ago. She obviously didn’t have time to set up the scented candles and mood lights but played relaxing music on her phone.
We both stripped naked and I laid face down on the bed, she applied oil to her body and laid next to me and began sliding over my body. I could feel her breasts on my side and then sliding over my back, gentle sensuous strokes with CC swipes and reach unders.  I lifted myself up now and again which gave her access to my balls and cock, gentle caresses of buttocks and thighs.
On the turnover she set next to me and oiled up her breasts, asked if touching was allowed, yes. I could touch breasts, thighs and buttocks but not stomach and no sucking nipples. I could fondle and kiss her breasts though.
She slid up my body and rubbed her breasts over my cock, I caressed her thighs, fondled and kissed her breasts as she did body slides slipping her breasts up to my face and repeated these actions a few times over making sure my now erect cock received plenty of breasts over it. Temptingly she slid her breasts a few times right up to my mouth and as I kissed them I was really tempted to suck a nipple but didn’t.
She then sat up next to me and oiled up my cock and balls and slowly began sliding her hands up and down the shaft and over the glans then cupping and massaging my balls, good eye contact as she slowly wanked me off. I shot my load skywards and it dropped down on her hands. We chatted as she cleaned me and herself up.
Offered a shower but declined though she did have a towel to wipe oil from body.
Once outside I checked the time and I’d been in 45 minutes so short changed on time probably due to her arriving late.
I’m marking this as a neutral because of this but to be fair £90 for 45 minutes is pretty good this day and age.
To be honest I actually think I would see again as her watching me as she made me come was a nice touch.

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Now that my regular Hayley has left Eastleigh and retired plus the fact that I’ve relied a lot on touring SP’s at the local hotel I decided to see what my options were for a handy nearby regular.
I’ve noticed her profile on AW over the years but the fact that she never ever displays a phone number has deterred me. She has been a member on AW for over 18 years and on searching on here found no reviews and only a couple of mentions.
Decided to send off an email with a request to arrange a meeting. Received a reply agreeing to a meeting and supplied phone number to ring and chat regarding details.
Location was local to me near a large school but no problems parking in the road.
Service provided: LK, OW hand job, breast play & pussy & clit play on her, covered sex in two positions. One hour @ £130
Sophie’s profile has few photos but main photo is her. Slim blonde with nice figure. Stated age is 50 but I’d guess 60 plus.  Not really my type as I thought too old. What do I Know?
Met by Sophie at the door and led into the kitchen, handed over the cash and after a brief chat let up to the bedroom. Some light kissing then removed clothes, surprisingly nice slim figure with a lovely pair of pert breasts and small responsive nipples which I took delight in kissing, licking and sicking. On to the bed and she played with my cock and got me hard and then applied the condom for some OW. I fingered her pussy and rubbed her clit then brought her to the bed edge and she guided me in. Fucked her for a while then I began to loose it so pulled out for a rest. Laid together cuddling, I played with her pussy and clit while she worked on my cock and she eventually slipped on another condom and sat astride me and slid herself on to my cock and rode me cowgirl. She was really in to this and kept it going as I managed to spread her cheeks wide and buck for all I was worth. Could manage to fondle her breasts and suck her nipples as she rode me to completion. Shot my load in the bag.
Sophie worked really hard to get me over the line and certainly knows how to bring a guy off.
Not really for me and I considered giving a neutral but she did all I wanted so went positive as she is a goer.
 If you are into GILFs then I’d recommend.

I've visited this place a few times recently and thought I should get a review done.

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The place is on a street near the center of North Shields but is really quiet. Just a few old fellas shuffling about and next to no traffic.
Plenty parking on the street, which needs to be paid for, or a couple of streets away which is free.
The shop it's self is a bit run down. Certainly doesn't look flash and the rooms aren't amazing either. But tbh I'm not there for the decor. They're clean and have proper massage beds in, but there isnt a shower that I've seen.

Comms have always been prompt and efficient via text to the number on the site.

The last visit I had here was within the last week and was with a lady called Suzie.
Chinese lady, maybe late 30's, dark short hair, pretty face, decent size tits, curvy figure. Wearing a black dress and leggings when we met.

As I've been a couple of times before I think they know the main purpose of my visit, so after the tokens were handed over (£45 for the hour) I'm starkers and face down on the table.
After a little hug and a few light kisses the massage starts with a few touches of my ass and balls then she walks round to my head and starts leaning over with her tits resting on me.
I took this as an invitation to have a good feel of her ass, a good grope between her legs and lifted my head to kiss her tits.
The question was asked "B2B?" and we agreed £60
She immediately stripped off and we had a nice naked cuddle standing by the bed.
I had a good feel of her tits, a bit of a suck on the nice nipples and started to play with her pussy. She kindly lifted a leg onto the massage table so I could get better access.
She was sopping wet already and welcomes a finger or two in there.
I got her to lye on the table and continues to wank and finger fuck her while she played with my cock. She even leaned over and started kissing and licking my balls which was very nice.
As she was lying flat on her back I continues wanking her clit and she really got into it. Her legs started lifting and waggling around as she got more turned on! A lovely sight!!
Then joined her on the bed and kept fingering her as she wanked me.
Her turn to stand and she brought me off to a massive load all over her hand and my tummy.
She cleaned me up by scooping the cum into her hand and depositing it into the sink, then a quick wipe down with the paper table cover.
A quick was of my hands then back onto the table for a really good back and leg massage with a little oil.
I think I called time at about 50 mins as I'd nodded off and woke up with a bit of a start as my phone rang!
Another wipe down with more paper, dressed and said goodbyes with a kiss or two.

The other visits I've had have followed a pretty similar pattern and the women who've done them have all been fairly similar.
I think they tend to stay for a couple of weeks then someone new comes in.

A good positive experience.

Would I return? Yes, certainly. It's easy to book, get to, park and the women there are decent and always very friendly.

Hope that covers it guys.

 

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Saw Lisa’s profile pop up on vivastreet early this week. She doesn’t seem to have an AW profile. Liked the look of her and messaged for a booking for a short while later.

Location - above a shop in Birkenhead, been here many times in the past, everyone knows it.

Services - 30 mins, £80 for full service, +£20 for OWO and FK.

Girl - it’s her from the photos. I’d say she looks more like the red and black lingerie ones. Maybe mid 30s. The more airbrushed ones maybe from a couple of years ago, but still her. I found her attractive, and she’s quite cheeky from the start. She actually has a dirty look about her as well, very shapely without being fat, big boobs, massive arse which seems to be real and bounces nicely, long nails, big lips.

Action - straight in to kissing, and owo. Her technique is mostly no hands which she used to play with my nipples and balls instead. Plenty of eye contact as well, and deep throat. Before long she lent back on the bed and pushed me on to her for some light face fucking. PPE on and she bent over and invited me in, this is where her arse became more apparent. Just bouncing away, quite the sight. Turned her over for some mish, before she finished me off by hand while chewing my nipples. Again she seems to have a great technique getting a good rhythm going, I made a right mess. Her FK was good as well, she seemed in to it.


A definite positive and I went back to see her again the next day, second time had a massage as well which was decent with plenty of teasing. She’s in Birkenhead for a few more days before moving on.

Laura tantric energy

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Worcester WR1
45 mins for £120. FBM with prostate massage.
Meeting took place 22nd July 2026

Been itching to see Laura for a year or so, but either work, timing or location got in the way. The positive reviews, plus the prostate massage was a big seller as someone who enjoys this and as the reviews were so positive I booked in as she was back in Worcester this week.
Ive given Laura a neutral, but I should say maybe that it was down to what I expected from the previous reviews rather than the service as Laura is very pretty, has an amazing body, was very friendly and easy to deal with. It just didn't match my expectations of what I thought it would be.

So, into the flat. Laura is gorgeous. Tanned, stood in sexy underwear and welcomes me in. Quick chat about what I wanted and then into the shower . Back out and on the bed. Music playing and told to breathe and relax. This was instantly not possible due to the massage. It was just quick rubbing all over my back with no sensual tantra and constant pumping for more oil.
The B2B was again, quick rubs up and down against my back. Nothing relaxing or sexual about it. A few CC swipes followed but it all felt a little rushed.
Soon enough my cock was pulled out from underneath and a nice sensual massage of my cock and balls began. This was more like it for around 5 minutes, but then the speed picked up again so had to tell her to slow down.
Prostate massage followed but again couldnt concentrate as I was having to focus on the speed wank.
On the turn more prostate massage. This felt amazing, but again wanking my cock fast meant it wasn't the pleasurable tantra experience I was expecting.
This continued until I came. Quick clean up chat and out the door.
Total time was just shy of 40 minutes. Again a bit of a shame
It should be noted she makes a moaning noise the whole way through which again is slightly off putting.

Its a neutral for me. Maybe I built up an image of something that isnt reality, or maybe the service should be more descriptive of what it is, especially for £120. A basic massage handjob and PM, although like I said Laura is very sexy, very friendly and welcoming. It just wasn't the service I thought it would be

Wouldn't return but thats just my preference as to the type of massage service I like.