Apologies for the lack of reviews. I’ve been out of the game for a while. Been trying to see Ariana based on the reviews on here and I appreciate how reviews help. Booking was easy with the agency, even tho I hadn’t used them before.

Meet took place about a month or so ago. Was offered a shower on getting there but I like to have a shower before I get there.

The other reviews were right. She is stunning and totally like her photos. She had a lovely greeting for me even though I hadn’t seen her before. It’s hard to get to see her as she is always booked up.

We started with some nice kissing and then she invited me to undress. She moved to a great BJ.

We then moved to the bed where she asked if I was ready for a condom. Too right I was. We started in missionary before I asked if she could go on top. It was lovely watching her ride me, and then I came in the bag.

We chatted after and as I only had time for 30mins we didn’t have time for round 2. I never do more that 30mins for a first meet. We had a chat and I got dressed and skipped out the door.  I will definitely be back to see her for longer.

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Natural balance - Upminster




30 minutes massage - £35.
Hand job - £30
Total for 30 minutes - £65

The shop is located within 5 or 6 minutes from upminster station.
It is near a Waitrose, which is a ridiculously expensive supermarket but I digress.
It is also near a petrol garage and is opposite a bus stop where the bus (I think) can even drop you off to the station for those of you that are too lazy to walk.

The lady who welcomed me in, she says she is a qualified doctor. I somehow doubt it but she looks to be in her 70s. She definitely looks like the owner/manager of this place.

To my surprise there only seem to be one sp working at this place at this precise day.

The sp who gave me the massage & the hand job was a lady who appears to be from East Asia. I don't think Thai, maybe Chinese.
She was definitely in her late 30s, maybe in her early 40s.
But she had immaculate skin tone and her skin felt as soft as a much younger lady.
She was around 5 ft 7.

She had long black hair, wearing an all in one black clothing.
I was caressing her arms alot while she was giving me the hand job as her arms and her whole skin was so soft and smooth.

The service - massage was done very well although she spent too long at massaging me at irrelevant parts of my body, like my neck which while it felt ok she would have been better massaging my top of my legs or buttocks for longer as I would have preferred that.

The massage of my spine had me tingling as she was really working her hands into my tight muscles and creacies of my skin. I felt like my back and shoulders feeling much looser with every passing minute she was massaging them.

The ambient of the room was relaxing as the music was playing massage style music in the background and the volume was down low enough for it to really relax you.
My mind was wandering at moments but her massage ability made it easier for me to unwind and to relax into it.

On the flip (upon her request). She was massaging the entire front side of me with the occasional touches of the penis.
This was starting to aroused me.

It is worth noting that we agreed on the hand job before the massage even started so YMMV here if you don't agree on services beforehand.

The hand job was eventually done and it was not rushed. Some minor fake noises from her which I dont really like and it put a downer on things slightly.
Then I finished, she complemented me on released alot of sperm which we laughed about briefly afterwards.
She seems to be a quiet woman, softy spoken. But with alot of sps from East Asia, she over do the "baby" thing too much at times.

I didn't catch the sp name

I didn't ask whether she does other "extras" and she kept her clothes on in my visit.

The owner/manager was polite enough upon entry and on leaving the shop afterwards.
She looks kind of bored when I was leaving so maybe it has been a quiet day.
She was sitting on a chair right next to the door as I was leaving.

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 Had dark hair when I saw her not red, probably early 30s rather than late 20s. (It was the night shift & the lights weren't great in that place so didn't get the best look at her).
Seemed decent looking, slim with biggish but saggy tits so probably squeezed out a couple of kids over the years. 

Friendly, smiley personality whilst still having the detatched parlour brass shield up.

Action was strictly pump n dump, she doesn't kiss & doesn't allow RO so it was a bit of touching & feeling then some sucking on her tits, which she seemed to like, to wake my dick up & get it ready for her to put her lips around it for some OWO.

Nice rhythm, medium depth, went a bit deeper when I asked her to, would have liked it to go on a bit longer but she wanted to move things on.
Rubber on, bit of Mish then finished with Doggy, she seemed quite into Doggy, throwing it back on me & then getting into the 'head down, arse up position' so I could fuck her deeper, held her slim hips & banged away until I  shot my cum into the bag.

Quick clean up then on my way, was in & out in about 15 mins.

Wouldn't normally bother with Boudoir but I was in the mood & it was convenient.

Doubt I'd return to see Darcy, her service is too limited & transactional.

£50 for the hh + a tenner for OWO.





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Well that was an unexpected lucky dip with External Link/Members Only a Chinese woman called Yaya. Booking was via WhatsApp and i even got some distorted photoshopped pictures that might be representational in another universe. The comms was very good and i got clear directions and pics for location. I parked on a side street as there were yellow lines a plenty, mindful of residential parking times.

The woman i met was very friendly, limited English and i paid £60 for 30 minutes; Then last minute I added £10 for kissing and £10 for OWO and so £80 total. The house had curtains drawn and was cool, a tower fan in the punting bedroom. The reception area had another bed where she sleeps i think.

The kissing was actually very good and i enjoyed playing with her small natural breasts. I would say 30 years old, size 8, small natural boobs, 5ft 2in, tummy tattoos though tummy was flat and prominent bush. She was attractive Chinese woman. I played and sucked breasts, nipples and licked her down below. I do prefer shaved rather than the bush. We later did RO and she was clean and the lady juices were flowing. She did a good attempt with OWO (special attention to scrotum and balls) and gentle face fucking. On with the condom and we had a good time in various positions. I think we both came in Mish. Clean up and i had a quick shower in he modest bathroom and was offered a clean white towel. A few more kisses and i left happy and surprised.

It has been difficult to find a suitable Aw escort and i got hardly any replies to calls and texts. This Viva worked out ok. They change every Sunday, Monday i think.

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This one caught my eye, she looked in decent nick for her obvious age and eveeything else considered, she has herself down as a MILF but probably in GILF territory.

Listed as a German and claims to-be german when asked, I kept an open mind on the matter...

I Sent her a text asking about services and whats included, in no uncertain terms her reply stated that with 30 and 60 min bookings OWO and most other things were included.

So I hot footed it down to the location in West Croydon, its a very very tired inside and out, low end new build apartment block.

She opens the door and she wasn't far off the photos at all, theyre definitely recent. But that one piece magic body suit in the photos really does a good job, she obviously didn't look that shaped in person. And she spoke decent basic English.

Anyhow before paying I always confirm what I'm after no matter how awkward it may feel sometimes and I enquired about OWO. She said no impossible because she only does covered and I think it might have been an extra for owo but i wasnt trying to hear that.

I said to her the text that you sent me says it's included. She said impossible and grabbed her phone immediately and brought up the text to show me...

I pointed at the part that said owo was included she said no, she only does covered it says, I read it word for word and pointed and again she says no its not saying that because thats not what she does.. so at that point I took that as she can't read English, and was sending out someone else's scripted messages, because she really seemed to believe it said what she thought it said.

It's a shame because despite the annoyance I'd still have probably visited for 15mins anyway if she was upfront about it all, as I did like the gilfy yellow gypsy look. I couldn't stay after such a negative beginning, it's only ever going to continue to go down hill from there in my experience.


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Location: Well down from Archway on Holloway Rd nearer Holloway Tube Station . Parking tricky but better post 19.00hrs . The shop is fine but small , beginning to have dated interior and small rooms .

Comms: Fine . Walked in no prior booking  but had a good chat with Lisa prior on phone . Discussed her high rating here to which she was pleasantly surprised about . On arrival had requested Phoebe who was busy and agreed to wait , Lisa then  popped into the room with my change and offered me her services which i accepted 

S.P. : Lisa is attractive , confident , in control , manipulative . Has good and accurate reviews here , late 30's is very attractive , petite , slim , milfy  Chinese , good Englaish conversation , excellent body  large tattoo in midrift area . Bobbed  hair and small shape firm breasts . Has  attractive face which she has maintained her good looks  . 15 years ago she must have been really nice  . Confident , highly skilled cock player    who was able to relax , uninhibited and give her best performance . She is a strong negotiator and tries not to offer lower rates !!!

Massage :   Immediately into CCs , arse playing and cock play . No clock watching and continued to take her donation ensuring my orgasm was deep , continued to the very end     One of the best H.Js ever.

Papers: £35 for 1/2hr + £30.00 H.J.

Face:         8.5/10.
Body:        8.5/10
VFM :         9.0/10 (subjective) in London
Service:     10/10
Premises :  7/10
Attitude :    10/10 positive , caring and professional
   
Summary  Great service by a wilining S.P. and although plenty of competitive options available around North London , Lisa is definetly worth a return visit and probably full service with Phoebe  too as they have a great rep. for banging well together .

I have been proverbially kicking myself for the last few days for only just discovering the massage reviews section on UKPunting. I naively assumed that section was strictly for members that just wanted massages only ! What a naive prick I have been, were basically my thoughts.

I started reading these massage reviews because I did actually want a proper massage, having never ever had one. Of course reading the reviews revealed a whole other world of possible after massage activities. I suppose it was obvious really.

Anyway I have given the reviews a thorough reading and decided to get off to Camberley this lunchtime. I made a booking for 1 hour at £50.

The place was empty when I got there and after 5 minutes a mid 40ish Malaysian woman appeared from nowhere. I was a bit early so she sat me on a bed in a side treatment room as a kind of discrete waiting area. I noticed the prominent sign saying we don’t offer sexual services and are a massage only outfit or words to that affect. Ho hum. I thought, well I am here for a massage first and foremost, so I can’t be too disappointed if nothing else is offered.

I was soon shown to a treatment room and got undressed and a young slim good looking Chinese woman appeared. I think her name was Ella, but the strong accent was misleading. However it could have been Emma because the review back in March this year for this establishment has a girl with that name. Anyway she is around for another 2 to 3 weeks apparently. She was fairly friendly and her English not too bad, but by no means perfect.

She began by asking ‘how firm do you like?’. I explained this was my first time and asked for medium. So she proceeded quite firmly …..probably was medium for all I knew. In fact I didn’t enjoy it at the start because of how firm I thought it was, but I soon relaxed a bit and I either got used to it or she softened it slightly.

Anyway the massage went on for quite a while and I began to think there wasn’t going to be too much time for any extras anyway. This wasn’t going to be a deal breaker because my prime reason for being there was to experience a proficient massage, and I believe it was pretty good. Far better than the poor, untrained, clumsy, rushed efforts most of us receive from escorts to fill in time between sex sessions.

So I didn’t know how long was left, but I worked out later it that it was probably only 10 minutes or so. She started softly swiping my crack and softly touching me underneath and it quickly switched me from a completely relaxed switched off state to a highly aroused state. My cock very quickly hardening up and she was suddenly right by my face quietly enquiring if I would like anything else like a HE or B2B etc.

Being a greedy sod, I requested B2B, blowjob and eat her pussy !  We agreed on £70 and she quickly lost her clothes and it wasn’t long before she had my now rock hard cock in her mouth and her pussy was staring me right in my face in a lovely 69 position. Her soft lips were performing wonders on my member and my tongue was doing similar inside her soaking wet pussy, judging by the moans she was making. It was a delicious warm soft wet pussy just waiting to be thoroughly explored and tongue fucked. Sadly, within a minute it was all over when I couldn’t hold back any longer and spurted a week’s worth of cum somewhere in her facial area. I had no idea if it had been OW or OWO - it certainly felt like OWO - ,or where it had landed because I couldn’t see anything past her lovely derrière. It was an explosive and very enjoyable release nevertheless.

Thinking about it afterwards I think I might have overpaid because B2B never happened and I think this was the combination of my inexperience, a language barrier and the small amount of time left. I think she thought my request for RO / Blow job replaced B2B. After the event she mumbled something about making it last longer next time. It was over too quickly, but it didn’t spoil the enjoyment. It left me wanting more.

I did wonder whether or not FS is an option with her. I expect it would be for the right price, but when there’s only 10 minutes left is it a viable option? It doesn’t worry me particularly because condoms often kill my erection. I basically get along fine with decent oral.

Return visit?
Yes. Definitely. A nicely paced massage seems to be a perfect starter before any sexual activity I think. When I see a normal escort I can all too often end up rushing or being rushed and it spoils things. Today I was totally relaxed and when the moment came I was fully aroused quite quickly from her soft touches in the right places. She knew what she was doing and I loved it.

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Date: August 2026

Duration: 30 mins GFE - Usually £150 but she is currently charging £130 if you do the booking through AW and exchange feedback

Comms: All through Whatsapp, polite and punctual throughout. No deposit required.

Location: The usual shag hotel in Cheadle

The meet: I've put TOFTT as although she's got a few reviews on AW, I couldn't find any on here. Turned up to the room, usual hiding behind the door trick reveals a tiny wee figure in lingerie. She's gym fit, very petite and completely fake - arse implants, boob implants, big duck lips and loads of tattoos including her entire back being covered. Personally I love this look and it's why I picked her and should come as no surprise to anyone as all this is shown on her profile pics. If you want a more natural partner I'd suggest spending your hard earned elsewhere.

We lie on the bed and she asks if I like kissing - I say yep and she says oh good because it's her favourite thing, so the DFK claim as a like is genuine. She then says do I want OWO to which I said could Pavarotti sing? Laughing she proceeds to lie me back and go to town there, playing full attention from tip down to balls and crease, excellent stuff. We then do 69 for a bit and I asked her if she likes being rimmed, to which she says her favourite thing is rubbing her clit so I happily did that instead. After a few mins of having my soul sucked out while seeing her get ever wetter with that little pussy in my face I tell her it's time to see your little frame get fucked and she giggled asking how do I want her?

Put her on her back, helmet on and pulled her towards the edge of the bed, pushed her legs back towards her ears and began piledriving her while she was giving plenty of great dirty shit talking back and general encouragement. Her tits don't move an inch while I'm putting the full length in her and fair play she can take a dick as I'm often told by women to take it easy in such a position. She's doing so much filth talk I can feel myself about to pop so I spin her round into doggy instead, grab with one hand a fist full of her hair and the other round her neck and begin pounding her while she's shouting more filth back to go harder. Lovely.

Before I know it I can feel my balls tighten up and that's my sign for no return, so I bust in the bag and just as I'm doing that she shouts "go on grab my neck while you explode in me" - who said romance is dead?

We then have a good chat about life, no rushing me through at all and I wish her well for the rest of the day. Despite lots of face pics on AW I was still hesitant what I was opening the door to but I can see she's a good looking woman who can deliver a good service, so it's a strong positive from me. This is also my first ever post on here as a long time lurker, so here's to many more! 

Anna_Thai_Sexy Exeter

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Fee: £80 plus £10 for owo.

Services: Lip kissing, RO, OWO, Covered sex

Usual Thai location at the litter strewn and stinking Sidwell street end of town.

Exeter has been poor lately and first choice Cherry wasn't responding. Made the decision to see Anna despite no previous reviews and a few reservations.

Got the go ahead to buzz up after a slight delay. Confirmed 30 minutes with owo as an extra as DFK wasn't available on the menu. First impressions were that my reservations were correct and she has a bit of a curvy mumsy figure. Also not as attractive as the pictures suggest and I briefly considered walking. She led me into the dimly lit room however and grabbed my cock while calling me handsome and thanking me for booking. Mini me gave a twitch and I thought what the hell.

She invited me to undress while she banked the readies. On return she was again playful with some lip kisses and cock groping. I spun her round and cupped her tits. They felt natural and she was grinding her arse onto my cock which was now hard. She grabbed a few wipes and after a quick clean she dropped to her knees and gave a fairly decent uncovered blow job. Shallow at first before gradually taking it deeper. I face fucked her without resistance and she turned her head sideways so her cheek was bulging. This lasted a few minutes before I wanted to taste her pussy.

Got her to lay down and went to town via kissing her tits and belly. Tits are natural with big areola and responsive nipples which soon stood out. She has a bit of a mum tum which I don't mind as I can tolerate a curvy figure. She was soon responding well to a good licking and appeared to cum all too quickly. She said she had cum and was giggly and sensitive when I tried to rub her clit. She said I was good and she enjoyed it but I'm far from convinced.

Condom on and lube applied. Started in missionary which actually felt really good and then with a pillow under her arse I had her legs over my shoulders with her thighs squeezed together. She was making all the right noises and facial expressions and I could feel the sap rising.

Flipped her into doggy where I could see her numerous back tattoos including a tramp stamp on the lower back. No issues in doggy. Again got close but wanted her on top which she did.

She varied up the cowgirl with a bit of grinding and then squatting so I could see the in and out. She came in closer and was kissing my neck so I grabbed an arse cheek in each hand and finished from underneath. Usual clean up and chat as do before off I went with a few minutes remaining.

Summary. I was a bit torn with this one as I didn't really fancy her and the profile pictures are probably a few years old. However I can't fault her attitude, service and personality and actually it was quite an intense finish. I wouldn't return but I'm not sure that not fancying her warrants a neutral. She messaged afterwards to thank me for visiting so be mindful of discretion. She does however make an effort to please and doesn't shirk a shift or time waste. Positive but don't expect the pretty looking girl in the pictures. I think the phrase is plain Jane although admittedly I'm no oil painting. I'm sure she will have her admirers. No regrets but not for me despite a decent service.

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Flipped a coin and decided to visit .
Location on a side street between Gray's inn road and kings cross road. Old building where it's likely to bump into her neighbours.
I've seen the good reviews and bad reviews for this girl. Before the latest negative ones I decided to visit. Contacted on WhatsApp few times in the last 3 weeks but the earliest "slots" were not convenient for me.
Last week while in the area, with some time to kill decided to see who's available in the area.  Decided to try my luck with her but expecting her to say she's available in 5-6 hours as usual.
Sent her the time I wanted and she replied with...her services and "ok, see you then"
Wasn't expecting that and now I realise I will be late. Make my way towards her anyway.
Few minutes after our agreed time she sends a text asking if I'm close. Replied with I'll be there in 5 min fully expecting her to go ballistic..or to say Ill have to wait as she's not ready. She sends a photo with the building and asks to ring the flat.
I eventually get there, she lets me in the building and I call the lift. Of course it is coming down from her floor... family of 4 with kids. Great.
Knock the door and she opens the door for me. She's fully naked behind the door and then walks to the room.
I know the rules so I undress,  put the money on the table and lay down on the bed.
Shes sat down and spends 2-3 minutes washing her mouth (in my mind I'm thinking -is she numbing her throat).
She then puts some gel on my hands, puts the face covering and starts licking my thighs, balls and my dick (also it all feels like she's sniffing me). No gel, no wiping until this point.
She then starts running her nails on my thighs and balls which feel nice to be honest.

 "yeah got her on a good mood"

She then starts doing what she's famous. Started slowly for few minutes and then goes all the way.
I feel I'm about to cumm but -bad timing it happens just as she stops for a breath.. I'm sure it went on her covering... sorry to the next guy. She still keeps sucking tho taking it all down her throat.
Weird part now... after cleaning me, she gets up , wipes her mouth. I'm ready to leave when she asks if I want a 2nd one. I know myself..it takes a moment for me to go again so I say..."no , it's fine"
She grabs the money and says "sorry I didn't know it will be so quick"
Im thinking "wtf???.. Quick?? I check my watch...27 min since I knocked the door.
I grab my clothes and she says let me give you the change. I've put 80 on the table as i only had 20s on me.
I tell her not to bother about it ( thinking 10 £ would be ok for me being late)
She then goes to her room and comes out with 50£ .
So yeah... Only paid 30 for it.
Now ... reading all the reviews... Is it worth it to visit her ?Would I recommend? Still hard to say, depends if shes in a good mood.
Would I visit again? I'll flip a coin.

Meet - Few weeks ago
Location - Monument
Time - 30mins
Paid - £150

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I was intending to see Jasmine Black as I had been having the need to drill a big booty black girl. I had actually gotten in contact with her to see her but she flaked a fee times and I just lost interest.

Whilst I was on here trying to see what I could find, I came across Monika’s profile and thought fuck me, thats some dark meat I need. I tried to find her details as the number was not listed and then gave up.

Woke up a few days later and after my morning wank, I wondered onto UKP and to my surprise a review had been left for Monika with a link to her AW which now had her number! My cock got instantly hard again, so I contacted her and she sent all the details through. Had a shower freshened up and headed out.

Location - Quiet back street a few walking minutes from Monument station. Its an airbnb very clean and modern.

The meet - Texted Monika when I arrived but got no response so I walked around a bit then tried again, she answered and gave me the code for entry as well as flat number. I went up the stairs, arrived at her flat and knocked. No answer and Im thinking, did she look through the peephole and change her mind? I knock again… waiting and thinking should I just go? But just as Im considering leaving the door opens.

I walk in and she shuts the door, first impressions are JESUS H CHRIST, those are some HUGE baps, love! We sort the money out and I get out of my clothes, she had texted me asking what I would like her to wear and I told her to chose anything that made her feel sexy. She was wearing the red number in her profile. Got talking as I undressed, asking about her tits… they are real, her ass is not.

I then got a handful of those baps and started sucking and playing with them between slapping her ass… told her I wanted her to suck my cock so she pulled out a rubber and strapped me up. This is the first time ever since I started punting that Ive had OW… she sucks me and I push my cock deeper into her mouth, not a bad cocksucker… I then pull her up and fuck those huge pups on her chest whilst she takes the rubber off and strokes my hard cock.

I tell her Id like to fuck now and she says what position, I say doggy and she replies with a laugh, typical lol. She gets on all fours and after a new rubber is applied I enter her pussy… its actually not bad.

I start slow at first but the sight of her arch got me so I started increasing my strokes and pounding… that morning wank before I got to hers really help me not shoot that nut early as you do with first nuts. Im pounding away and shes grabbing the bed sheets as her ass ripples, shes moaning a bit and I get like five “Oh shit” out of her… shes really grabbing at the sheets as I pound and Im loving seeing her dark skin ripple!

After about 5 or so minutes of thrashing her in doggy, I let my soldiers rip into the rubber and then pull out. Theres a bit of chit chat as I get dressed but shes quite guarded… I did manage to get some laughs out of her but she has quite a wooden demeanour.

Conclusion - shes a good fuck, but her personality is not really bubbly or attractive. Not sure if Id be going back. 

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Paid: £250 + £100 CIM + £100 filming
Seen: Late July 2026
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Had Bressano on my diva favs for a while, but always put off by the cost,  (CIM is a must for me). Then saw this https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=453546.msg4445820#msg4445820 and realised she was on kommons too at a lower rate.

Contacted her on whatsapp, got a prepared reply with a bunch of photos and vids, her prices and a link to her insta. Managed to book her for an hour later that day with CIM included.

Then when I was on the way I got another message reminding me of the extras. I've never tried filming (no mask) before, so thought I'd give it a go. Was also offered a choice of outfits which was a nice touch.

She's the girl in the photos, well done fake boobs, great arse. The action was awesome - awesome OWO, her riding, doggy, then an amazing BJ with CIM all on camera. She plays to the camera and was like a pro the whole time.

I had a massage after- tried to chat but her english isn't great.

Round 2 was more OWO on film. I'm normally a one pop guy and was amazed she managed to get me rock hard again, but I couldn't get over the line.

Not into DFK so can't comment on that. Def would return - she's a pro and the filming is a new kink for sure.

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140£ for the hour+ 20£ owo .
Comms. Quite easy through kommons, Sent a text as I was in the area, quick reply with the postcode and menu. Extras listed but only went for owo 20£. She quickly sent the address and 20 min later I was in her flat

Location, between Euston and KX, . 1st floor flat, entrance is on a side road, easy to sneak in as she sends the door code. Flat is not in the best condition and with the hot weather it felt suffocating. Pretty small room also, if you're a big guy you'll struggle.
The girl . Age on profile says 24 but she's rather 30ish, cute face, big fake boobs and a bit of a belly (tiny one) still cute.
After opening the door, she showed me the room, payed the money and and she went away for few minutes.
No need for shower as I had one before.
 I thought I should undress myself while waiting... She eventually returned, removed her bra and I played with her boobs and ass for few minutes. (Fake boobs, yes)
Then I layed down and she started owo. Started well, but only for 5min and then she reaches for a condom. Asked her to continue with owo, which she did...for another minute. Asked her again to continue in English and a broken Spanish but annoyingly it  look like I cant convince her.
Condom on and started fucking her in cow gir which was rather nice. Changed few positions and finished in missionary.
Now... I needed a break, tried to chat but English didn't work, tried Google translate. After a bit of chat she goes on WhatsApp checking her messages while I'm just laying down. Dead silence, she just ignores me. The vibe is gone now , Asked her to start again with owo which didn't really work for me.  She stops and  takes another break for phone. When I get her attention again she starts giving me a hj. At that point I decided I'm wasting my time and decided to leave. Used translate again and told her it's enough and that I have to go.
All lasted 30-35 min.  Even though fucking her was ok, her rush to jump from owo to sex put me in an awkward mood. Also her being on her phone didn't help much.
Neutral as probably we just didn't vibe. Surely won't visit again

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£120 for 1 hr; b2b + HJ.

Was in July 2026. Saw Cindy (I think but tbh not 100% because my memory is shit). She was probably mid/late 30s, very small tits, moderately attractive face, decent body and really friendly demeanour. Pretty good English.

Arranged on the day, a few hours before. Communication (via text) all straightforward and easy. Arrived early so texted and was told to just come up. As others have said, it's an apartment so buzzers outside are exposed and right next to a restaurant, but on the other hand, it's an anonymous apartment so you don't really stand out.

Not had much experience with b2b massages and suspect what I got was on the lighter end of things. She was naked except some pants and for most of the time what I got was a relatively standard SP massage (so side swipes, etc. but not much in the way of body-to-body...). That said, I had a great time so for my standards at least this was very positive. Helps that the options from this place are pretty standardised so getting anything less that 'b2b' wasn't an option. Started out for about 30 mins or so with a pretty decent massage - firm & she clearly had some experience. Felt genuinely relaxed which for a large part was her attitude - super smiley, friendly but also quiet if she sensed I wanted quiet. As the time went on it got a bit spicier and started getting really turned on. After the flip things kicked off and she did a really good job of edging me along. She has very small tits and let me have a grab + kiss which was pretty hot. Became a bit too much after a bit and came hard in her hands. Left a bit ahead of time but that's on me, so had a big smile and spring in my step.

££ a bit steep, but would return.

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Ok Emily is amazing!!! Really pretty, sweet, sexy girl, great body, legs and bum, perfect. Boltons fake, like all brazilians, but as a whole FAF!
i think she like me, because she went into that latina mode, when they want to eat your alive (I\`ve hd that twice now, with her and with Nicky Xx). You know when they start doing extras for free, that you\`re in trouble :-) OWO was extra but she jumps on me and starts swalling my balls and deep throating my dick, and she is fkin possessed. Sex was amazing, like we\`ve known each other for ages, and this as first meet. Again i think I paid £80 and £20 for kissing and she was so horny she came multiple times during RO, screaming and laughling and biting her fingers and saying something in portugese to me: magnifico or something hahah
yeah it was super good this one. I tried to be go back but couldn't get pur schedules to work.

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Ok this one i genuinely expected to be B&S, but she did open the door and she is very pretty.
I was in shock, honestly. £100 for 30min. Can\`t remember now, but possibly kissing was extra £20.
So we kissed for a minute, more pecking than kissing, annoying, and then she pushes me away and says enough of that, ok, so i move to RO, again a minute has gone and she pushes me away and says: now your turn. i was like: relax and let me finish this, no it\`s ok, i don\`t like. Fk my life...
Blowjob, probably worst blowjob i have ever had, like she has no clue what she\`s doing and also hates it.
Onto sex. Doggy, she was hot, so i came quickly, no complaints there.
To sum up, she is really good looking but with very average skills. i\`d avoid
Giving her neutral because she is 18. Lets see how she does in 5 years :-)


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Owo, doggy, bukkake.

I've met Natasha a few times and she always been first class. Superb body, fabulous tits and ass, pretty face.Wonderful attitude.

We played a little game that involved her taking my length, at length, in her mouth, titty fucking, and fucking her hard in that delightful pussy. In the end I shot a decent load all over her face and tits and she sucked my dry. What a girl.

Punted this one last week when she was in Burton (around the corner from the train station), i've seen a few Thai girls there over the years when i'm either on my way to or from somewhere, convenient parking right outside too albeit only for 1 hour but fine if you're on a 30 minute punt

I'd seen and reviewed her before about 2 and a half years ago and was so happy that i put her in my "Thai see again" HL hoping she'd return to Preston but alas no, I did ask her and she said still no plans as it's too far away but that she's in Bury this week (which she is), I still can't work out how Preston is too far but Bury isn't but hey 

All comms by text were fine, usual menu of prices then once there I get the ready text and flat number after a couple of minutes wait

Into the room and she's as the pics which makes her FAF IMO, smiley and friendly from the start, into the room I pay her £80/hh and then go to the bathroom for a quick pee.
Quick chat as I undress and I tell her that her phone number wasn't showing on AW that day or the day before despite her light being on, I got her number from the VS profile, she thanked me and said that's why it's been quiet 

She strips off and she's still got a banging body, not a pick of fat on her and a decent set of fake tits, i'm invited to lie on my front for a quick massage which I do and she's got a fan blowing up the bed which is nice. It is a warm day but not too hot however she complains about the heat, I say it's not as hot as Thailand and she should be used to it but she then tells me they all have AC in Thailand to stay cool 

A nice bit of massage / rubbing including her nails up and down me which just gives me a cold shiver and makes my whole body tingle, it was over 2 weeks since my last punt and I was gagging for it so all my senses were heightened and the anticipation was killing me.

Eventually I get told to turn over and a quick wet wipe before she kisses up my body then spends some time on my nipples (why do they do that  ) but then the pay off was when she started kissing me, decent sensual kissing with tongue and seemingly not restricted either 

Eventually she moves down and starts some oral without which was again top notch and lasted for as long as I could take  AW profile indicates OWO is £10 but it wasn't on her text and she didn't ask for anything either.

She grabbed a condom but I said I wanted to give her oral and got her at the edge of the bed and went to town, no fingers allowed inside which is fair enough and I stayed down there for about 5 minutes while she wriggled around and her breathing changed, she seemed to be enjoying it too.

Eventually i'm aware that time is moving along so it's on with the condom and she actually got one that fitted right and wasn't too tight, i'm rock solid after not cumming in over 2 weeks and enter her slowly in Mish to avoid shooting straight away
I get a rhythm going and fuck away then kiss her some more and let my hands wander on her tits then down to rub her clit while I put her legs over my shoulders, I look down at her while i'm fucking her and think just how pretty she is, I also think she's starting to feel really wet now the more I fuck her and I know i'm getting close to cumming and also the 30 minute mark.

I ask her to turn over for doggy and start to fuck her again before a few light slaps on her arse and I ask her to lie down flat for prone bone which I really enjoy with the right girl but haven't done in a while.
I know i'm close so turn her head to one side and start to kiss her some more which is another reason why I love this position, as predicted this sends me over the edge and I fill the bag with 2 weeks worth but carry on fucking her for 15 seconds as i'm still hard until i'm fully spent and then grab the condom and pull out.

She deals with the mess and we laugh at how many babies are in the condom (it was a fucking huge load  ), she does a proper clean up job including a wipe for my face / lips and we chat as I dress

Sometimes when you punt a girl and it's amazing the expectation can be too high for a repeat visit and it fails to meet your expectation, this time having read my previous review before the punt I didn't have such high expectations but I have to say I was blown away.
Perhaps it was due to me not having punted for 2 weeks but it was one of my best punts in a long time, you know the sort where you drive away just feeling relaxed and content with the whole world, I had a 2 and a half hour drive home up the M6 but wasn't bothered about it, probably just as well she's not based in Preston all the time as i'd be skint 

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Met Sienna for an outcall to my hotel. She had bid on my RB for a GFE meet with lots of kissing, oral etc. Said she was fine with all services and loved GFE.

Comms
All via email and then moved to Whasapp once agreed. Fairly quick responses. Agreed 1 hour - I think it was £180 but was a few weeks ago so not certain - may have been £160.

Sienna
Mid 40's, London girl, GND looks - shapely pics are accurate although she is a bit chunkier in the flesh

The Meet
Sienna arrived at hotel, met in bar (keycard), straight up to my room. Said she only works on AW part time and has a job in the city, which I highly doubt, based on some of the other things she said later during the meet. Think she is pretty much full time but outcall only.

I had specified a GFE meet and confirmed with Sienna that she was happy with DFK and oral/CIM. On moving in for the first kiss is was just a peck and then she turned her head, as per her other neg review she kept pulling back and giggling which just got annoying.

I thought some RO might relax her, but she made access very restricted - pushed my hand away, kept her legs closed and I could hardly get my tongue in there. Loads of fake moaning and then she shouted that she was coming. She is very VERY loud and I'm sure other hotel guests could hear her.

Tried to move my hand down to see if she was wet, got pushed away and then she said she wanted to give me oral. It was pretty shallow and she started with saying "Don't come in my mouth, but you can come on my face".  CIM was on the RB and listed on her profile.

Moved onto sex, couldn’t get any length in as she kept her legs so closed it was almost impossible to get any rhythm going. Tried missionary, doggie and cowgirl and it was the same each position, her legs so clamped shut it was just impossible.

Unsurprisingly I started to lose interest, so we went back to oral and ended with me basically wanking to get it over (she was gabbling some dirty talk and the weird moany grunting effects, which was doing nothing). Tried to finish with a facial, ("come on my face and mouth" she kept saying) which (you guessed it) she pulled away from so it ended up on me and the bed.

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Sienna is a pleasant enough person to talk to, but there is no way I would see her again. 

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Was down in Exeter with work and at a loose end in the evening so had a look on here and saw a couple of good reviews Heavitree Health Spa. Fired off a text in the morning and was booked in for later that evening.

Got to the area a little earlier, parked up in the CoOp car park.
Fired a text a text off to make sure all ok and got a reply to yes no problem so headed over. As people have said entrance is on the road but the door was unlocked so walked in and there was someone else sat on the sofa. Had a couple of awkward minutes before the lady appears and says you have appointment? I state yes, she says to other guy sorry you come back tomorrow.
Not a great start! led into the room by the lady who I would put in her 50’s and not very attractive. Asked me how long and asked for £50 for the hour massage, website says £45 so I questioned this? answer was no it’s £50.
Should have walked I know! But was there and thought sod it I will have the massage. Told to get naked and get on table whilst she stashed the cash.
The next 40mins was a mediocre lack lustre massage at best! No sensuality no structure going over the same areas over and over.
On the 40min mark was asked did I want B2B or HE, managed to politely decline!
Next 15 mins was much of the same before I was off the table, dressed and out the door!!

Was disappointed having read the other reviews and possibly it should be a negative but was nice and put neutral.

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Ghosted twice now.

I've arranged to meet this girl twice, and each time get radio silence on the day. I don't leave the house without on the day confirmation but still annoying! Even general comms can be quite frustrating as she sometimes takes hours or the next day to reply. First time was a pass as something might have come up, but fool me once and all... The other odd thing is that her profile gets taken down randomly and comes back up again.

Keen to know if anyone else has had a chance to meet/speak to her.

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Price paid £200 for 60 mins
Services: OW, RO, Protected Sex
Services Refused: None
Extras: OWO/DFK/COF/CIM/£20 each, Shower £40, Facefack £50, BDSM £50, Anal £100
When: In the last week
Contact: WhatsApp

As I believe that failures are signposts on the road to success, put my first Paraguyan experience behind me and gave it another go, with good results this time. I will mention that Zara is very fluffy. Probably the fluffiest SP I have been with. I think this is a combination of her relative inexperience and trying to make sure you have a good time. Some of the things she said made me laugh and she straight up asked me if I didn't believe what she was saying, which I didn't. Reviewing this one faster as she said she was leaving at the end of the following week (9th August).

COMMS
Shite. Usual reach out late morning, no response for 2 hours. Tried a call to prompt one, rang out to voicemail. Tried a couple of Argentineans, same result. Decided to stay home. An hour later got a response with a menu and asking what time I wanted to book. Replied confirming deets and a suggestion of a new time. No response for another hour. Then told the time was not available, but suggested an alternative a bit later which we agreed. Messaged me 15 mins before to confirm I was still attending. I was already onsite, so she said she would confirm when ready. Got the nod about 5 mins after booking was due to start. Zara confirmed that she uses a maid.

The Venue
Been here once before to see a Thai about a year back. Group of apartment buildings right next to Blackwall DLR. Quite a busy area. There is a box in the middle of the road with someone watching cars/people offering assistance. Lots of people milling about, felt a little exposed. Once inside, weird setup where you have to go through another set of doors to get to the lift. They go to different floors, I used the one on the left. Action room was pretty bare. Large full-length mirror leaning on a wall, bed had quite a large sag in the middle, was a good size apart from that. Well-used punting space. Curtains were open, plenty of natural light. Her suitcase was in the corner. Shower was OK, good pressure, but was either too hot or too cold. Mouthwash and gels available, clean towel provided.

The Girl
Zara has a cute GND look. Pictures provided are all of her. The photos of her standing on the balcony are a good likeness, and the last picture of her in the burgundy dress is exactly how she looks.  Slim, around 5'4. Age is accurate. Natural B cups, topped with responsive nipples. Natural bum, not large, but suits her frame. I liked her bat tattoos. English is not great, but she tries hard and is working on it. We did chat quite a lot and she was determined not to use translation apps, no issues with expressing herself during the punt. A tidy package.

The Punt
Once the door opened, Zara popped her head around and grinned at me. Apologised for taking a while to open the door and led me into the room. Handed over the tokens which she counted. She seemed surprised I had not taken any extras and looked like she was in 2 minds to query this, but she didn't. I asked for a shower, she got me a towel. Usual rinse and gargle. Nowhere to put my clothes so laid them over my shoes. Zara asked what music I like, I have no preference so she put on some pop remix selection. She fiddled with her phone for a bit.

I removed my towel and got on the bed. Zara joined me and as we touched each other up, quite a lot of chat ensued and she told me a lot about herself and asked me about myself. I was OK with this and she turned out not to be a clock watcher at all, she did play with l'il KK and would kiss my neck, chest and shoulders, but something to keep an eye on. She took her bra off and got my hands on her tits. They are a nice handful, no complaints of sensitivity. Put her on her back, some necking and then some breast play which she was very receptive to. Zara said "wow" innumerable times during the punt, I think this was genuine, she just does not have the vocab to use other descriptive words. Knickers off and RO. Shaven, clean, no bad smells. Good reactions from her. Don't think I got her over the line, but I do think she enjoyed it. Z wanted to suck my cock. Rubber was applied.

I usually discount the BJ description in reviews as it almost never matches the experience I get, but I have to give Zara credit here, although there was no face-facking at all, she really does work at it. She started off fairly shallow and I was going to cut things short, but I gave her some time to work and she really does try to get your cock all the way down. With a few pauses to take a breath she got me right to the back of her throat and was able to hold me there for short periods. She had her body to the side, so couldn't really look at me, but she was really focused. Eventually she managed to get around 90% of the way down and to hold it. Couldn't feel much with the rubber, but it looked very good. Works her lips and tongue as well. She moved into 69 for a spell and although she never quite managed to get nose to belly she did get accustomed and was able to get down to her maximum depth with increasing ease. With a bit of assistance she probably would be able to pop a cock into her throat, but i did not push things. Very impressive though.

In spite of Zara's efforts, I could feel the beginning of a wilt coming on, so quickly suggested we fuck. She mounted me CG. She in very energetic in all positions and has a good amount of stamina. Rode me quite hard. Then she raised herself into a squat and slammed herself up and down while watching herself. Frequent queries to ask if i was feeling good. Spun herself in RCG for more of the same. Then back to CG. Then I pulled her down and fucked her from below. No kissing as I had not paid for it, but she would kiss me any where else but my lips. Then she lifted off and asked to be fucked in spoons as it was her fave. Did not know the name of the position, but I told her when I realised what she wanted. Fucked her like this for a while, she clasped one hand, the other was grabbing and squeezing her tits as she pushed back on me. Kept her in the same position but adjusted myself so had her in the closed legs corkscrew. Did this for a while then moved her into mish. Zara can take a full pounding. No issues at all with depth, length or speed. Very vocal, likes to watch the cock going in and out. Definitely likes to be fucked somewhat roughly. She asked me a few times if I was tired, which is usually code for the SP wanting to take a break, but she was good to continue. Flexible enough to change into various positions. In a quick breather she asked me if I was okay to fuck her doggy against the wall directly in front of the mirror. Say less.

Had an awesome view in the mirror. Zara raised herself on her tiptoes as I fucked her. Great arch in her back as she leaned her head back. I had a grip of both wrists as she had her hands above her head against the wall and she really was panting and moaning away. Wished I was filming. Picked her up and faced the mirror and bounced her for a while which she squealed about. Then sat on the bed and she fucked me some more. She got up to add a touch more lube, and told her to face me in the Lotus. I embraced her tightly and lifted her up and down on my dick as she clung on for dear life. Time check and saw only a couple of minutes left, so wouldn't have time for much more. Gave it to her some more until I finished. Rested inside her for a bit, then she got off and cleaned me up.

Zara headed off and then presented me with some ice-cold water, gratefully accepted. We then talked for a long time, I did check that I was not encroaching on another booking. Then I got dressed and she saw me out. Gave her some playful spanks on the way to the door.

Recommended: Yes. While I like my foreplay, fucking is where my heart is at and Zara was on the same page.  The price point is a bit sticky as I still feel it is a little high, but based on my booking, I do think that her extras would enhance things further. This did cross my mind during the punt itself, but I don't take any extra monies. OW seemed like a waste with the gusto she attacks the dick. She is also very tactile and keen to kiss you all over quite sensually so naturally DFK came into my head as well. This felt like the start of a new GF relationship where she is keen for you to fuck her brains out, a good mix of GFE and PSE. No clock watching at any time, could well believe that she would have let me fuck her for longer.

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Booked at short notice she told me i was her first app of the day. Comms very easy
Made my way to a small terraced house near Grafton Centre.

On opening the door a tiny very cute red head answered big smiles and really friendly however NO English
Photos are a good likeness.

I entering she was really flirty gave me a very sensual kiss and suggested she was going to be a lot of fun

We agreed £120 1 hour plus OWO £30 kissing was included apparently!

I had a very quick clean up and she said on bed.... we shared a couple of very sensual kisses.... then she said no more kiss.

She asked me to lay down and straight away started some pretty serious OWO i was already rock hard she didn't
need to work me.  I tried to touch her ...she stopped and said....no touch  then she continued to go full on....i said slow down she did initially then carried on. To be fair she gave great head but i really wanted to break and play with her... she insisted she was going to carry on and just ignored me .... oh well she will get what she asked for and with an errr.... from me i blew my considerable load into her mouth and over her face and hair. She didn't mind.

For some that would have been good enough.... i though hmmm maybe 2nd pop! she offered a massage which to be honest was just a stroke of my legs and back.... she then said done.... laid next to me kissed me and opened her legs. I thought oh nice and started some slow gentle fingering and she became wet instantly.... she then said NO you no touch....no lick hmmmm

For me that was it ... I said i think it's time i left stood up and grabbed my undies....she said no you stay but honestly no touch no kiss no lick no massage no talk and i guess no fuck.... what is a man to stay for?

I left after 25 mins.... Shame she was cute but VS is always a risk.

When: Recent Quarter
Time: 30 minutes
Cost: £120

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Liked the look of this AW profile, British girl offering full list of services. Previous UKP reviews were good, though not recent, so onto a must see.

I saw she was offering various time slots on the day, called in the morning for an hour booking. Expensive for me but had to test the waters. As it turned out am glad it was not an hour.
On the text call Amber let me know her monthly had just started & suggested I re-arrange for the following week. Alternatively, she could offer a half hour oral only service. Not great I thought but decided to see her as would be travelling near her area later that day.

Location – a block of flats off the A456 in Quinton.

Greeted by a blonde milf, good looking, friendly enough, not as slim as her pictures suggest but can see she keeps herself in really good shape.

Started with kissing to sucking her tits & feeling her body which she freely allowed. Amber moved into OWO kneeling position. Unfortunately, this is where things took a turn, her OWO was toothy to the point it was getting painful. Tried a few other oral positions & the same effect – I just could not continue.

Amber then offered CIM to finish with. She looked great with her mouth open & tongue hanging out. Resorted to my own handy work though it would have been nice if Amber had done this. But in any case, the little chap was somewhat bruised from earlier and so the process was not at all enjoyable resulting in a poor forced finish.

I think if full sex had been available, it may have been a more worthwhile experience. Circumstances were what they were on the day.
Though I did not note my time in there, it did feel of being rushed through a little. I was however glad to have finished & out. Nice enough lady but will not be returning.

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This was my 2nd Thai punt of the day
Comms good usual menu list including services and prices followed by location, which was usual apartment block on main road.
Agreed £80 for 30 mins incl owo and FK.
Girl 100% the girl in the pics tiny size 6/8 figure and about 5 feet tall, nice natural d cup boobs and a very sexy look
Handed over cash asked to strip and then summoned over to the bathroom whilst she washed my civ k in the sink a first for me and nicer than the usual baby wipe clean up routine
DFK from the off whikst we undressed and explored each other from top to toe. I began my usual venture south to do some ROand rimming oh her, again very receptive and did climax. Then my turn RO plenty of attention to cock and balls took it deep.
Confirm on and RCG great sight watching bounce up and down and boobs in my face and she rock back and forward, then into mish she takes a great pounding as I’m looking to get myself over the line before a final smash in doggie. Great time would recommend
She is already showing in Telford and said unlikely to return to Southport anytime soon, as the apartment will no longer be available