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Paid £80 for 30 minutes plus £30 for owo. So £110 in total for the half hour.

Comms: all done via WhatsApp, sent the initial inquiry, got a reply after an hour or so with the usual menu of extras.

Girl: she was surprisingly taller than expected, I’d say around 5’10” maybe 5’11” with no shoes on and towering over 6 foot with heels. Photos photoshopped as you’d expect. She had massive scars on her knockers, looks like she may have had some work done not too long ago. Good looking girl overall with a big arse if that’s your thing, but not as faf as her pics make her out to be.

Meet: I arrived on time and messaged to say so, but got no response. Waited around 10 minutes and as I was about to leave she text saying please wait 5 minutes while I shower. Another 10 minutes go by and she sends the details for me to head upstairs. Now we’re nearly 25 minutes late. She opens the door and is very cold and almost standoffish. She asks how long, I say 30 minutes and ask if I can take a shower. She somehow gets annoyed at this request of a shower and says why do you want a shower? Just wash your dick in the sink. It was roasting hot outside and I was sweating from every pore so I insisted, she says fine but don’t have any clean towels. Had to use a used towel that was dripping already.

Then onto the action, kissing was nothing more than a quick peck. Followed by owo that lasted all of 30 seconds before she got the Jonny out and got on cowgirl for another 30 seconds before saying you fuck me doggy now. Her ass is enhanced but this position was good, she kept looking back during which was good, but yet somehow it felt like she wanted me out asap before the next fella got there so I eventually finished in the bag. This was probably 10-15 minutes into the booking including the shower.

She jumped out of bed quickly and handed me 1 wet wipe. I used it, got dressed and headed out, no chance of a shower as she seemed keen to get me out quickly. forced conversation while I’m getting dressed and she’s texting away revealed she’s heading to Manchester soon.

All in all a very expensive half hour that ended up being a shit 15 minutes p&d.

Would I return? You guessed it: No.

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Serenity massage is quite a nicely appointed massage parlour, with pleasant, warm dimly lit rooms.

Cici is a slim, mid-40s attractive Thai woman, quite quiet and with big solid bolt-ons. The price was 60 for the 1hour massage + 40 for the happy ending and an extra 10 to slide my hands under her top and into her leggings to play with her pussy.

I'd booked an hour at fairly short notice with her recently by texting the shop, and was treated to one of the most toe-curling, leg shaking orgasms I've had in quite some time.

The first half hour or so was spent loosening my back up as I was really pretty tight, and having confirmed my interest in extras got the occasional ball swipe during this. By the time Cici got to my legs I was getting nicely turned on and she gave me a competent leg massage with a good bit of sensuality and teasing thrown in.

On the turn she built up to the main event by gently massage my inner thighs and playing with my balls before getting some oil onto my cock. As she was doing this I slid one hand under her top to tease a nipple and then the other hand into her leggings (10 extra for that) to play with her clit, her pussy getting nicely moist as I did so.

Cici did a good job on the happy ending, varying her technique, slow, fast, attention to the head as I continued to play with her pussy, edging me as I did so until I finally came to the strongest orgasm I've had in really quite a while.

Cici then cleaned me up and gave me ahead massage to finish. She then gave me a wipe down with a hot towel. I gave her the 50 total tip then got dressed as she left the room.

She's a good solid choice in Glasgow at the minute though doesn't work every day so you'll need to check with the shop.

One thing worth noting is that another girl, Lisa, who seems to run the place doesn't do extras, or so she says. She gives a great massage though.

Any questions just ask.

Been a long while since I punted but saw Vivian's recent reviews and profile and couldn't pass up.

Comms

She replies pretty much instantly over WhatsApp, but it seems that she is becoming more popular and I enquired for a booking the day before, sent a confirmation message the next morning and the time was already shifted twice. This was not convenient but we finally agreed on a time. I paid £200 for 1 hour.

Location

10min walk from Oxford St station located on Goodge St. The area by the flat is pretty busy and located in between restaurants. As other reviews have noted the buzzer is hanging on for dear life but still easy to press. Flat is easy to find and she messaged me the flat number when I told her I was nearby.

Appearance

She is hot, much prettier than a lot of the Thai's advertised. She is around 5'3 and very slim, not gym fit but perfectly slim and no fat at all. Very sexy smile and silky long hair, great features. She has a tat on her lower back, couldn't see any more tats. She has had a boob job which is nice but a flat bum. Not a deal breaker for me but worth noting. She looked very sexy in her dress and heels.


Service

As per her text she offers DFK with tongue, OWO, Sex all positions (protected), CIM x2 in the hour.

Buzzed the door and walked up the fairly long flight of stairs. Out of breath in this heat I make it to the semi opened door and hiding behind is beautiful Vivian with a smirk on her face dressed in a tight black dress and heels.
I have a cold shower on my own and come out in my boxers, Vivian walks up to me with no words said and sticks her tongue right down my throat and starts stroking my semi over my boxers. I am hard pretty much instantly and after about 5 mins of DFK and stroking I tell her to turn around and she starts grinding on my rock hard wood, this felt amazing and I couldn't wait to take that dress and heels off for me to go to town on this beautiful Thai.
I tell her to bend over on the edge of the bed in doggy position, I am kneeling on the floor and lift her dress up and heels off and go to town with some RO. She is very clean and fully shaven, she tastes amazing and I can tell she takes care of her hygiene and keeps herself clean which is a big positive. I took her heels off and was rotating between licking her pussy and her feet and she was loving it.

My tongue got tired and I went to lie on the bed where Vivian started to perform some OWO, now she is no dick sucking pro but with some guidance you can get something good out of her. She didn't go particularly deep nor was it very sloppy but with some instruction she will spit and take it as far as she can go. I am nothing special around 6 inches but with a girth of over 5 inches so it was hard for her to take down fully but she gave it some good effort. Licked and sucked my balls hard on request. She will basically do anything you ask her to.
Shifted her so that her bum and feet her right next to me for a good view and she continued with some sloppy OWO. After getting such a nice view (which is enhanced by 2 mirrors in the room) I asked her to 69. For me this was the highlight and I felt that she genuinely enjoyed this. No fake moans just slight and genuine sounds of pleasure from her, I was about to come from this but she had orgasmed after 10mins of 69 and then she had jumped off me.

Now its time to put the condom on and I say I want to go on top for some missionary, she positions herself and we go at it with full on DFK and sucking on her tongue while on top of her. I get tired and tell her to go on top and this is when she completely took control, she squatted on my cock and just went to town bouncing up and down hard on me and DFKing me at the same time, my god this was amazing looking at her pretty face. She climaxed again from this and starts smiling as she could tell I wanted to go on for longer.

I tell her to take the dom off and suck me off and suck my balls, she does as I ask and I give her the go I'm about to blow I tell her to stick her tongue out and I unload 5 days of man juice in her mouth, she looks overwhelmed but takes it like an absolute champs and spits it out in the bin in the same room.

I head to the shower for a quick wash, have some small chit chat she gives me a kiss goodbye and I am off into the sunset.

Final Thoughts

She is a very pretty Thai and eager to please, if I were to punt more often I would definitely see her again. She offers both GFE and semi PSE if you ask. There was another room in the flat which seemed occupied as I could hear some footsteps outside the room, curious to know who her partner in crime is and if there is a potential for a duo on the cards whilst she is still in the country. She is pricey but I paid sheerly for her looks and she did not disappoint at all.

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She's sadly gone now to London, and will be leaving the UK soon, but I met Piano last week and had a great time. Flat was along Leith Rd.

Easy comms. 200 for an hour, including french kissing, owo, and fucking. She even cums without asking for extra. Lovely cock, biggish for a Thai, but not quite 6".

She's the girl in the profile, and it's kinda amazing to be fucking a beauty queen. She gives great OWO, varied, deep and long, and allowed some face fucking. She returned the favour. Very responsive cock on her, too. Fucked her in missionary and doggy, and came deep in the bag. She didn't fuck me, but wanked off while I played with her, and eventually came. She got into it and made it very hot.

Strong positive. I had a cracking time with her.

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Booking, Comms and Price

I met Melissa recently. Comms were quick and easy.

Dinner date: £80
One hour afterwards: £130
Food paid separately

Location

Chinese Quarter, Birmingham. Easy to find, with the restaurant only a short walk from her flat.

Arrival and Appearance

Melissa opened the door wearing a dress that should probably require planning permission. We exchanged a kiss and headed out while most of my blood supply immediately abandoned my brain.

She is seriously attractive, with a beautiful Japanese Brazilian mix, a slim body, lovely bolt ons and an arse capable of causing traffic accidents. Heads turned during the walk and again inside the restaurant. For one evening, I felt like I had somehow overachieved spectacularly.

The Dinner Date

The dinner was genuinely enjoyable. We spoke about travel, cultures and music, and the conversation flowed naturally. Melissa is funny, confident and has a playful energy, so everything felt relaxed rather than forced.

Good food, good company and a gorgeous woman sitting opposite me.

Food eaten. Bill paid. Stomach full.

Balls still tragically full.

Time to return to the flat and correct the imbalance.

Back at the Flat

Things escalated from a civilised dinner to an international incident very quickly.

There was plenty of passionate DFK before she headed downstairs and demonstrated outstanding oral skills, including some serious deep throat technique. At this point, the honey pack and maca root reported for duty like two experienced substitutes entering during extra time.

The sex was hard, intense and full of chemistry. We moved through cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggy, prone bone and spooning. Every position offered a different scenic route, and I was determined to complete the entire sightseeing tour.

Missionary let me enjoy her beautiful face, while cowgirl and reverse cowgirl gave me the perfect view of the body that had been distracting half of Birmingham earlier. Doggy and prone bone confirmed that her backside deserves its own postcode.

She appeared to climax around three times and eventually started speaking Portuguese. I had no idea what she was saying, but I chose to translate it as, “Congratulations, sir. Your performance has exceeded expectations.”

I finished twice, so special recognition must go to the honey pack, maca root and sheer determination for keeping the machinery operational.

Personality and Atmosphere

Melissa has a great vibe. She is funny, affectionate and very easy to relax around, while still bringing plenty of enthusiasm once things become physical.

Nothing felt rushed, awkward or mechanical. The dinner created genuine chemistry, which made everything afterwards even more intense. Good company above the table and exceptional service below it. A truly versatile performer.

Overall

I arrived hungry, ate well and returned to hers for dessert.

Melissa is beautiful, funny, relaxed and extremely sexy. The combination of her looks, personality and bedroom energy made this one of the most intense bookings I have had.

I came twice, she appeared to come three times, and Portuguese was spoken. By every recognised international measure, that qualifies as a successful diplomatic mission.

I walked away a very happy and considerably lighter man.

Definitely one I would return to and highly recommended while she is still in Birmingham.

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No-show.

I've seen Jessie before and was looking forward to another session. I booked in the morning for a one-hour mid-afternoon meet and she accepted the booking.

Got to the venue (via public transport, no less), only to be told she couldn't see me. No explanation, and not much of an apology.

Probably should have confirmed the booking before travelling, but hey-ho, live and learn.

Might be worth having a Plan B if you are thinking of visiting.

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I met Angel Caroline in Bracknell after reading Yellowman1's review a few weeks ago.

She quickly replied to my whatsapp enquiries and we agreed on a one hour appointment for £160 plus £30 anal and £20 squirting, total £210. She asked me to confirm on the morning of the meet which I did. She had already told me the postcode of the hotel so I arrived at the allotted time and msg her. She quickly replied with the room number.

Up I went and the door to the room was ajar so I knocked and entered seeing Caroline kneeling on the bed in lingerie looking absolutely sensational. I went over and we were straight  into DFK. I pulled away saying I'd better have a shower and I then sorted out the tokens. A quick shower and then back to DFK and she asked me to lie on the bed to suck my cock......... now who am I to refuse? After a few minutes she asked me if I'd like her to squirt over me while she's sucking my cock so she positioned her pussy into my face so I could have a serious nibble on her large clit, finger her pussy and arse and rim her. All too soon she is covering me with her juices, over and over again..... it was pretty impressive.

Once she had run out of squirt and I had dried off I covered up and fucked her in a variety of positions which she seemed to enjoy and then I slipped into her arse, all great stuff. She did say that pussy to arse if ok but change the condom if I want to go back in her pussy so after a while banging away, I had a quick breather and repeated the process  Once I felt the sap rising, I removed the condom  and lay on my back whilst Caroline sucked me some more and then started chewing my ball sack while I wanked off. She then came in for some more DFK.

All in all, it was a pretty intense hour. Caroline looks amazing but also has a lovely, chatty and enthusiastic disposition. She really is a pleasure to spend time with and I would easily put her in my top 5 punts of all time.

Another shower and I was on my way maybe 10/15 mins over time.

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I went to see Amy in the Pentagon centre Glasgow advertised on gumtree. Her ad has changed recently as it used to say she’s from Cambodia.. that’s what prompted me to visit. However upon arrival I was met by a very attractive young girl who when asked stated she was Chinese. What filled was a very pleasant massage but with really no teasing. I found her very pleasant but really soft spoken. I was offered a hot stone treatment which I’ve never tried and was told it’s no extra charge so I went along with it and found it very pleasant. At the end of the massage she asked me if I would like extra so quietly that I could hardly hear her so had to ask her to repeat. I asked how much and was told £40 I’d booked for one hour so in total it was £90 I agreed and she performed a decent hand job and was ok with me feeling her bum through her tight fitting trousers which didn’t come off. I enjoyed the session but in my humble opinion £40 is far too much for a HE so I wouldn’t return because of the cost.But it’s a positive as far as the service and the girl just a bit too pricey for me,

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Context: Looking for a P&D or maybe 30 mins in a time-contrained slot in a location between home and Croydon. After too long searching came up with Aya (or her flatmates) as she (they) seem quite well-reviewed here.

Comms: Seemed to go quite well and we agreed a time for 30 mins.

What happened: I arrived about 6 mins early, easily parked very nearby and texted to be told "give me 10 mins someone come check water" ... which of course was not 100% believable... After 12 mins wait I texted for an update - reply "not long", "2-3 mins". Another long pause of 5 or 6 mins by which time I'm walking - then 22 mins after I arrived I get "you by main door?". I wasn't - I was on my way back to car as I was really out of time by then - but my dick said "go back for a 15 min P&D". So I headed back to main door and replied "yes". At this point I think we all expect fairly immediate comms to be be let in ... but nothing. And it's not the most comfortable place to be left hanging - so after about another 3 mins I walked, by then 18 mins after my booking time.

If I hadn't been so pressed for time I would probably have been just about OK to wait - but I don't find being really p!SS€d off is a great way to start a punt...and I really was already going to be very late for where I was heading so didn't really have any choice but to walk.

Footnote: Habitually unreliable comms and punctuality, double bookings, ghosting etc is clearly very useful intel, but wouldn't it be great to be able to easily distinguish between negative reviews like this and ones where a punt actually happened? Maybe a 4th category (in addition to positive, neutral, negative) would work?

Hands On Thai Deganwy on the main street through Deganwy -between Conwy & Llandudno

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On arrival the door was locked, but answered quickly this time. It was a different lady to the one I had made an appointment with earlier, but she seemed cheery & friendly enough. I paid the £45 & was shown to the top of the stairs and told to go down and undress - looking out for the extra step at the bottom - I still missed it and tripped.

Room was large, clean tidy & for a basement not too dark. A large massage table with pillow and I stripped off laid down and waited.

On arrival she chatted in a happy way; spread my legs and placed blocks under the ankles to raise my feet. Massage commenced on leg and immediately up to bum and crack, she had very soft hands and I was already aroused.

Massage continued with other leg & then back & buttocks using her forearm quite strongly, but with plenty of oil it wasn't too unpleasant: arms, neck & head & then after about 40 minutes asked to turn over when front of legs were done and a bit more to arms & hands. Then with about 10 minutes to go the question was asked whilst she put her hand round him. I was well up for it by then so when she asked how much I offered £40! which was immediately accepted.

She set to work stroking crack & squeezing & stroking balls & the fairly standard attention to the thing in hand. Very very oily - almost too much, but after a while the deed was done with her moaning a bit to try and encourage me as I wasn't to quick to shoot.

A clean up with a towel to get rid of the oil etc. She was expecting another customer directly after, but delayed him 15 minutes, so in the end it was 75 minutes for £45 + £40 for the HJ.

All in all it is a positive; she was very pleasant and attentive, with a bit of chat early: a bit chubby for some, but a firm body & not too bad looking - perhaps mid-40's? I think B2B would have been on offer as touching through clothes was allowed, but not between the legs. It was a good massage with a bit of foreplay. Her name was Tiff & I think she is the one I had seen before; she said she'd worked there on and off for about 3 years.

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Ophelia is a very friendly Welsh lady.
Her pics are accurate.
She arrived on time and I quickly undressed her whilst we kissed.
Got to work on her lovely trimmed pussy and made her cum hard before putting on a condom and fucking her till she came again.
She returned the favour with a gentle prolonged bj.
I wish I could have just left her down there all evening. 

But I got up so I could shower her tits with cum.

A great booking.
Will see her again for sure

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No pic of Valentina on the site. But they WhatsApp you pics of who's available.

Valentina is a fit Columbian lady with a great body and cracking tits.
Her massage technique was superb.
She really dug into my back and legs to get the knots out. And said she'd bring a roller next time to get more pressure.
Asked if I wanted extras early but I asked if she'd wait till the end. As I needed the massage.

At the end agreed on £140 for topless HR.
£85 plus 55.
She stripped off to reveal wonderful firm natural d cups.
And sat beside me whilst I played with her tits and grabbed her tight arse.
Good technique and kept going till I was completely empty.
More is on offer but I didn't get the details as it wasn't what I needed.
Will probably see her again though.

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30min - £80 + £20 dfk (many extras like OWO, Cim, a-levels, dfk offered over text but I was not interested for those at the time)

Its been a while since I’ve seen thai escorts as for one reason or another, independent thais avoiding Yorkshire area be it Hudds or Brighouse or working mainly from massage shops that i personally never visited yet as no guarantee that FS will be offered. Saw her on Ups thai list rota and had to try it.

Anyway, saw Ploys ad and thought to TOFT to try what if its a legit thai escort and not a Chinese girl scam that i have read here before.

Communication was done via WhatsApp and with a slight delay response received with a big message detailing prices for the service and extras.
Time agreed and approx location was given.

Arrived on agreed time, spot on and sent away message letting her know that i am in the area. Now i was initially speculating that maybe she works from Pannarai shop that a read about but no, it was another massage shop that i didn’t even notice at first when i parked there hahah.

Took a while to receive a response, i guess she was taking shower after last client. Then final direction was given and off i go. She opened door and it was indeed a massage shop as by approaching building noticed board on a wall. Anyway magical door opened and i was let in.

Until this point i wasn’t sure what i was about to see, or meet, though in worst case scenario it will be much older lady in shady apartment or one of those “pay me half/full now then final directions will be given “, but was relieved it was not the case.

Girl: it was a girl from the ad photos, would say early 30s with quite big enchanted chest. Slim , clean smooth skin, completely shaven and what i think with some makeup/eye liner with puffed lips, quite nice. Was wearing shirt skirt, sleeveless sweater and what appeared to be an apron style dress on top

Meet: was led to a small quite cozy room with massage table in and dim light, discussed what i wanted and i had limited amount of cash with me as wasn’t sure what I was getting myself into, so went with GFE, FK, covered OW. + DFK as extra.

After token exchange, she went to stash cash, and on return she removed her top dress and we started helping each other undressing, when i removed my pants she pressed me against wall and kissed (not DFK) then she reached out for condom, applied and gave me a standing bj, it was quite good, reached out for her boobs to play, there were enchanted as very soft layer on top with something like a solid core inside, done nicely, didn’t squeeze hard as wasn’t sure it would be uncomfortable for her. Anyway, bj and kissing my body continued for some time and then without letting my fella out of her mouth she removed her panties, gave a quick boobjob and went on a massage table for standing mish, and fucks sate that view was glorious with well shaped boobs bouncing and her moans, it was amazing, been in that position for a while then asked her to ride me and wow, don’t remember anything like that before, she surpassed Alana in variations and that was amazing, wish there were full sized mirrors on ceiling and walls, some positions i only saw in porn videos hahah. Anyway i was focused so much on view that lost a feeling of time, after she rode me for good while, switched positions for mish but before that i went for RO and she was perfectly clean, and moist, reacted well, then more mish and oh man that view was amazing curves, moans, light it was great, at last switched to 69 and while my face was buried in her pus, she did hj with oil, swiping and sucking balls while reacting to my RO at her rear . Exploded in that position and i was spent, wasn’t horny enough this time to finish with condom on.

Dropped on table and after few moments she grabbed paper towels and tissues, offered shower to me but i refused as i was going to take one later at home anyway.

After quick clean up and small chat as there seems to be a bit language barrier, didn’t quite get whether she will stay for longer or will move somewhere else. But she still tried and was polite and quite horny during our session.
After gathering my stuff, saying goodbyes I left. Went over a few mins probably.

Verdict: i was very pleased with the outcome, should have booked for 1h maybe as even without extras it was still great time spent with hot lady. Been a few years since i saw thais and personally i am glad that first one after a break wasn’t a big disappointment. DFK was extra, though i paid for it as mouth wash was offered and taken, but there were not much dfk this session, mainly lip kiss, but not disappointed, she really worked hard during our session. Ad disappeared now, but will try to see her again if she will be around next time.

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Thai massage parlour in the town centre opposite Sol Central. Relatively well reviewed but not for some time it seems. It is pretty exposed - I'd suggest not for the faint hearted or those worried about being recognised. Shades and cap job maybe!

Booking took place in the last couple of weeks.

I'd avoided Kingpaya previously, due to description of the SPs in previous reviews. I wouldn't say I'm picky but, beyond a certain age, they don't do a lot for me!

On this occasion though I had plenty of spare time and felt that even if the SP wasn't my cuppa, I'd be happy to settle for a legit massage. I was pleasantly surprised...

Lisa is, I would guess, late 30s or maybe early 40s. You could tell immediately that, under her leggings and t shirt, she's in good shape. Also quite pretty imo.

I'd booked 30 mins. Lisa was friendly and made me feel at ease from the start. She asks you to strip completely and then places a sheet over you which she moves as needed for access. The key areas remain covered during the massage.

The massage was decent quality and she did go after a couple of knots in my back to good effect. No real sign of teasing, swipes etc and I was beginning to wonder if extras were on the cards.

On the turn she focused on lower legs up to mid thigh and now I'm really thinking my luck is out. But gradually she works up and starts on the groin muscles. At this point there's inevitable 'accidental' nudges and brushes and these were frequent enough that I knew it was game on.

Lisa then moved to my chest/stomach and at this point she excelled herself. Regular, lingering brushes down to the base of my stomach, with the back of her hand caressing the little (but growing) chap. I loved this bit as extras still weren't 100% nailed on and the idea it all could have been accidental/organic was a huge turn on.

Finally the question came. HJ only on offer, clothed (£30) or naked (£50). Easy choice as I wanted to see her body so naked it was. She didn't take pants off initially but did let me pull them down to her knees, which again was pretty hot!

She allowed touching but nothing too intimate - she giggled at the suggestion of more and I got the (probably wishful thinking) impression that she may be open to it over time. I'll definitely be returning to find out.

Total paid was £80. £30 for 30 mins and £50 for naked HE. I was in and out in 35 mins after a quick shower.

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I saw Penelope was in Bishop's Stortford and decided to send an AW request. The morning time I wanted wasn't available and I foolishly agreed to mid afternoon....when I already knew it would be way too hot. I'd never used this group before and like others I really don't like AW being your only contact. As it happened it all worked out but it's the not know where you're going, trying to find parking while expecting a phone call. She was in a rather rundown hotel too. She had a fan but no air con.
Penelope is quite fit though, tall, small tits, flat tummy...just my type. She's friendly and chatty and knows her business. I wouldn't say DFK was on tap but there was some. RO with plenty of fingering. Solid OWO with ball sucking. Energetic cowgirl to begin with...a few position changes before doggy with me standing and her kneeling on the bed. I asked if CIM was ok and when the time came she swallowed the lot.
At this point there was a good 15 mins left but I was totally drained by the heat...not even wanting to lay down. Round 2s are a distant memory for me but it's nice to cuddle after the event but because of the heat I just wanted a cold shower.

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Again a very mediocare encounter. Shes certainly not a goddess. The pictures are misleading big time. Whilst it might be her, they were probably taken when she was 19.

Paid £90 for 30min

Her lips are super hard, i mean fkin rock hard, so kissing her felt strange, and she can barely move her face, or talk properly, plus she has braces. Her body is covered in quite severe scars, allegedly from multiple motorcycle accidents. You certainly cant see any scars in them photos.

She starts of with a mandatory massage, which is ok, then the weird kissing, big fake hard boobs. RO - she says she never cums during it, unless she does it herself. So I gave up after few minutes. Then some sex in missionary, again just regular, nothing to talk about and then a quick blow job, OW, which was ok, i came quick.

Annoying bit is the photos have nothing to do with how she looks now and them crazy lips.
I`m on a shitty run lately :-)

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£90 - 30 minutes - comms via text, no issues, quick to reply - location house end of main road going into Stony Stratford.

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Anyway very short notice messaged Kara and she replied straight away. When I arrived she was very much like her pictures, smiley, friendly, playful. Led me upstairs and she kissed and groped me. Paperwork sorted, offered massage but I like to get straight into it. Kissing, owo on each other, she fucked me first, cock is not too big, perfect size for me as I'm a bit of wimp when I'm bottom lol. Then I fucked her missionary before changing to doggy and cumming in the bag.

In summary she really gets into it, makes sure you have a good time and I would see her again if she comes back, strong positive.

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Communication

Arranged over text message. No issues.

Location

A flat in Glenfield. Not the best looking place but serves the purpose.

Girl

The photos seem accurate. Great body and friendly.

Service

A 15 minute booking at £60. This was a late booking at 10PM. Started at the end of the bed with some exploration and then moved for some OW. From there lots of different positions and didn't at all feel rushed but it was very mechanical and I wasn't much into it myself.

Conclusion

I was torn between a positive and a neutral but in the end decided on the neutral. There were no real red flags that I experienced but I wouldn't go back.

*Decided on the neutral after all.

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Decided to try a new shop in Kirkcaldy. Arranged deep tissue by text. £60 for 1 hour. Discreet street in Kirkcaldy off the high st. Met by a 40s something Thai woman who I instantly recognised for working in the shop in Alloa. She’s a bit cock eyed, sounds worse than she looks 😂. Brand new shop nice and clean and she appears to be the new sole owner operator. She didn’t mess about when it came to offer of extras, but that’s when she began to irritate me. Pushed for more when I offered £30 for HJ stupidity gave in to £40 “ I have new shop you have money”. Massage was decent and HJ was ok, but felt a bit underwhelmed by her whinging and annoyed with myself with parting with more cash. Won’t bother going back.

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Neutrual might be harsh, but the lack of kissing (bare minmum LFK available) pushed this away from a positive for me. Other services, and looks are all good (especially the OWO).

Comms:  Olina's usual efficency. Whats App.

Venue: Quite a nice flat decent bedroom and bathroom. just off Marylebon High St.

Girl: pics are accurate, nice body, her boobs are just shy of a handful (natural), and no tatoos. Facially cute, with lovely long black hair. She did remind me of the ex Olina girl Mulan (now called Tyler), except without the boobs.

Cost: 150

Action:  got to the address on time, but had a bit of a wait when using the bell (used it twice and was about to press it for a third time).
Once in, greeted by a good looking chick in her pj's. did think she had just worken up! she hadn't.
anyway, paperwork sorted, into the shower (solo), and then out again. She was bit cold / stand-offish. She did take a step towards me. i held her back and pulled her in for a kiss... but Lips only! and it was really lips only even a slight opening of the mouth led to a stop. Disapointing.

OWO was good, she went straight to nose to belly deep and proceed to fuck her face, so i took over and really went to town screwing her mouth (gently at first). That was excellent, it was a shame that she would stop now and then and walk across the room to spit in the bin before carryng on. she can definetly give a blowie. really enjoyed screwing that mouth. She did ask for sex quite early on and repeatedly or if i wanted to CIM which made me think she wanted me to cum fast, disapointing.
We did some RO she laid down, and i went downtown, she moaned pretty quickly, and then proceeded to make a convincing O.
A bit more OWO and then on with the 'dom and into CG. She can ride well bouncing up and down, with a bit of dirty talk, then i hammered up which she made the usual  moaning sounds, i pulled her down for a kiss, but LFK and then she hugged and moved her face away.
to be honest, it was a nice body but the lack of kissing made this feel like a wank with a body.
switched to doggy; wasn't going to bother with mish; she made all the right sounds, moved into prone and finshed there.
she popped up for a shower came back five mins later, offered a massage i declined, sat and spoke about nothing in particular she was interested in my olina exploits. then onto more excellent DT, OWO and FF, she stopped to give me a hj which was a little painful so i asked her to go back to the bj, that went on a min or two then she stopped and i finished myself off with a hj and a little dirty talk from her.
 
return- unlikely. thou i am finding the choices at the moment to be quite slim, so maybe i would return. 

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Summary: 30 mins, B2B, £70

Comms: I was in the area for work and had a couple hours to kill. I remembered Aroma from doing some research last time I was nearby. I checked the website, saw it was Jess and Louisa working. I sent a text requesting an hour with Jess. She was fully booked until late afternoon, Louisa had 30 mins available, so I booked with her. Comms are organised by the receptionist, reasonably timed replies.

Location: I arrived a little early, plenty of parking on the street outside. It's not the most discrete, they do use a rear door, but there was a few pedestrians about and also someone going to their flat through the archway. Additionally, on the day I was there, they had tradesmen on site doing some maintenance. I was not made aware of this and had I been local would have definitely put me off. The receptionist was at the back door when I arrived, confirmed who I was and walked me to the room. The receptionist is a white British woman in her 60's, completely lacking emotion, but perhaps the workmen caused this. The whole atmosphere was a bit strange for me, I've not been to a massage shop with a British receptionist before, I guess it would be quite normal if it was run by East Asians or Brazilians. The massage room itself had just been finished with and not prepared for next customer, so the receptionist wiped the massage bed and put the paper cover on. The room was clearly well used and not in the best condition. Floor was wet outside the shower.

Action: Receptionist offered water and shower, whilst I waited for Louisa. I took a shower, but was still waiting for a further 5 mins after I had finished. Louisa came in, fairly friendly but not overly talkative. Asked what service I was there for (they do provide FS as well as massage). I confirmed 30 mins B2B massage. Her massage was quite light and I don't think she has had professional training. Not overly sensual either, felt a bit like a cog in a machine. A couple of cc swipes and reach unders. She got on top did B2B with nickers on. On the flip she took her nickers off and I was free to touch. She went straight to the HJ and let me finger her at the same time. Had a shower, got dressed and was out the door within 30 mins, so service time was only around 20mins. Overall, just let down by the atmosphere and Louisa wasn't particularly sensual, didn't really tease me, it was merely functional.

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This is my 2nd visit to see the Georgina and my review is very similar to last time. I dropped her a whatsapp and arranged a visit for later on the same afternoon. The only slight negative is after confirming the time about an hour before the meet, when I rolled up she then asked me if I could wait for 30 minutes. I said no and she then said ok this is the flat number. I'm guessing some other poor guy got ghosted at that point  The timing thing seems to be an issue with the Cambridge Polish touring group.

Anyway, I wasn't going to let this spoil my fun and up to the flat I went (same as last time) Georgina is just as lovely as I remember last time. I would hazard a guess at early 30's size 14 ish. I handed over the tokens, £130 for an hour to include massage, OWO, DFK and sex in various positions.

I had a quick shower, Georgina removed what little lingerie she had on and I had a very good massage. It started very vanilla and then when she started with body to body it became more intense with lots of CC swipes and reach unders while I reached up to play with her tits and pussy. I was rock hard by the time I turned over.

We then started with some very passionate DFK and lots of oral both ways before Georgina then fished out a condom and we fucked in various positions. All the time mixed in with lots of kissing, chatting and general having fun. When I was ready to cum, I lay on my back and she wanked me off.

All in all, a very pleasant way to spend an hour. I then had another shower, more chatting and left after about an hour and 10 minutes.

I've noticed that her profile is no longer active, I know the girls in this group come and go alot, I'm hoping Georgina will be back and this isn't a permanent exit.

With the exception of the timing issues, this is a very solid positve.

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Not a proud moment for me, I was on plan C out of town and desperately firing out messages to line something up so I could get a squirt out.

She replied fairly promptly, with an address.

Shes in an top floor apartment block near the Costco. I presume it Chingford costco...I've not checked. I did pop in for a shit and quick bite to eat though.

When she opened the door she didn't really resemble the photos at all much bigger belly, rounded puffier face and she was just over weight and miserable to put it frankly.
Very stern face, showed me into her room right near the front door.
I confirmed OWO and paid for 30mins.

right off the bat you know she doesn't offer that little extra friendly personal seevice that'll leave you with a spring in you step on the way home. Most would walk but again... it was plan C and desperate.

It was a hot day so I asked for a shower, the bathroom was very tired bathroom, the shower itself didn't work and you had to use the mixer taps on the bath and lets not mention the skid marks in the toilet :-/.

She shares the place with a fat Tranny, and on the way back from the shower I saw the tranny from behind in a doorway of the room next door it was very dimly lit and i initially thought the tranny was her, I was really starting to question myself, thinking wtf I don't remember her looking like that.

After the confusion and onto the bed, zara went for a rubber and I had to remind her she agreed to OWO and she semi reluctantly she gave a average at best BJ, she wanted to round it up early a few times but I reminded her I paid for 30mins. Of course he sighed and looked abit frustrated.

Rubber on and she was only interested in the positions where she could do the least, missionary and doggy.
She was abit sweaty and not freshly imo

I made the most if it and pounded anyway,  visually i just wasnt turned on by her body, but I used her lack of enthusiasm and unwillingness looking like she had better places to be lol as my turn on to allow me to bust a satisfying nut.

This method always works when I'm smashing a Hot latina that's continuously watching the clock or saying extra baby, fires me up to pound faster and harder...

Took another shower and left

Paid  £60

I have seen Ieva for quite a few years at Baltic Massage. She is a solid performer because of her outstanding blow jobs and great value for money. I have seen her mainly on Sundays but she occasionally works there on a Saturday if Sergei gets let down by one of his other girls.

External Link/Members Only The phone number on this ad is correct, the address is not. Send a text to the number and Sergei will reply with photos of who is working that day, note that I have found the photos for the girls were either taken several years ago or not the same person.

Looks 6/10 - Ieva is in her 50s. Her face has seen better days but she has a slim body with ridiculously firm silicone boobs put in. You imagine they were either done cheaply or when surgical enhancement techniques were not as advanced as today! But Ieva has a good body with long legs.

Service 9/10 - she and I have a well practiced routine. Ieva greets you wearing a flimsy piece of lingerie, you hand over the cash, get stripped and have a very quick shower, towel off and lie face down on the table. It starts off with a soft massage and we have a catch up. The massage becomes more sensual as she deliberately brushes my nuts and caresses my arse. That’s the signal for me to lift myself off the table to allow Ieva full access to my cock and balls which she takes full advantage of. She’s taken to sucking me off in this position which is a taste of what’s to come.

When Ieva tells me to turn over she proceeds to lay a pillow for me to rest my head. She removes all her clothing and clambers on the table, kissing my body, neck, face before indulging in some snogging with me. I take that as a cue for my hands to wander all over her slim body and solid boobs. Ieva then goes south to my cock and goes to town on it with her lips and tongue. After a while I can’t take it any longer and I cum into her willing mouth.

If there’s time she will continue with the massage, or I take a second shower. After I towel off and get dressed I skip out of her cabin feeling fantastic.

Car parking 5/5 - the place is on a residential road which is permit parking only. However the parking restrictions are during the weekdays so there’s no issue with parking at the weekends when Ieva is there. Obviously it’s a different matter with car parking if you visit Baltic Massage to see the other ladies on their roster during the week.

Premises 2/5 - at the prices they charge you can’t complain too much about the rooms which Baltic Massage provide, they are fairly basic. You will be directed by text to one of the two cabins situated at the back of the house. Both have a shower which have definitely seen better days and are pretty small. The room Ieva usually works from have these two throne type chairs that are probably a tad too big for the room plus a table to place your things. I once asked Ieva about the single bed at the end of the room but I get the impression it’s for her to rest on and not for any fun. The massage table dominates the room and there is enough room for her to walk around it while she does her massage.

Value for money 10/10 - I pay £80 for an hour which is a standard price at Baltic which includes the happy ending. If you haven’t seen her before you could see her for half an hour but as I haven’t seen Ieva for 30 minutes for ages I have no idea if that price is still £50. She still provides a happy ending of some sort at that price.

Total 32/40 - I’m pretty fortunate that I can see Ieva fairly regularly. We have a decent rapport and I know exactly what she will deliver. She isn’t the prettiest, sexiest or youngest masseuse you will meet but she knows how to keep a guy happy at a great price. Highly recommended.

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My regular was unavailable so I thought I'd give Aya a try, and I'm really happy i did. 

Costs: £240 for 105 minutes (1&3/4 hours in old money) +£10 kissing and £20 for CIM giving a total of £270

When: Last week

Location: Cheam, a nice building with some parking out front and a car park nearby. The premises are in good condition, working shower, bed in reasonable condition and some sort of low ottoman that an inventive person might be able to use. Important point she has a portable air-conditioning unit, a little noisy, but worth it in these tropical times.

Lady: Aya, is like her pictures, but honestly she needs a better photographer/photoshop person. To my eyes she definitely looked better in person. She's fairly slim, no fat, and quite solid, she must get a lot of exercise  She's fully shaved, and smooth  , and has enhanced boobs with no obvious scarring, but they are a little firmer than I like. Nice small nipples she's happy to have involved in the action.

Action: The meet started quite business like, after the usual behind the door entry, I was very pleased with the lady I saw. We agreed time and extras and I handed over tokens, which she checked with a special pen (do they have a proper name?). Then she'd stashed the tokens she came back and we kissed and cuddled and there were roaming hands. I must note here that her kissing was truly wonderful. Not porn style tonsil licking, but GFE stuff, it was actually just like an old girlfriend of mine. If you like to kiss I'd say it's definitely £10 well spent. Clothes were dispensed with, I think she was only wearing a dress no undergarments, and we moved to the bed. I did a bit of exploring and ended up at the Y. I can be a bit hungry and this was a very nice feast, clean, moist, no unpleasant smells or unnatural tastes and my efforts were obviously appreciated, even if I didn't get an ovation  Then we reversed rolls, and here she was a revelation, she has a really good OWO technique, pays homage to bat and balls. I think someone else commented on her being good, she is really really good. After that it was on with the mac and a few positions, mostly mish and prone bone, because I wanted to be able to keep kissing. Towards the end we had a nice cuddle and chat and I had a solo shower, she has a rack of clean towels, before leaving just over time. The important point that I can't convey in my description is that throughout the meet she was friendly, smiling, enthusiastic and full on with her wonderful kissing.

Return: Oh god yeas, as soon as I have time and money