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Went to visit this lady after I was let down again.

Text and got booked in quickly for 1 hour,
She is a small lady lady 40s with great tits. When I saw small I recon my hand could wrap around her arm and nit fair of her legs and I have small hands.
I arrived at the location and was easy to find but parking is a permit only but I parked 15 min walk away and headed up.
Into the place and its nice and tidy and its a bed in the room.
She stripped of straight away,
the massage started as a normal massage for the 1st 30 mins, which was very soft so if you have some knots to get out avoid but i liked it and nearly put me to sleep.
Then the magic happens, she suddenly gets a really soft touch and stokes around your bum and balls and occasionally stroking your penis, this felt so good I didnt think I was going to last then she rubbed her boobs on my back, this was prob about 10 mins but was magical then asked to turn over and she started rubbing her body over me then placed my cock in between her arse cheeks and grinded on it.
After this she used both hands to bring me to completion. There was 10 mins left after so offered me another massage until time.

Great experience and I will see her again.

Im on a roll.

This one was strange. £80 for 30min and everything is extra. I paid £20 for RO.

I found her pretty. Nice legs, nice bum, regular brazilian bolt ons, some cool tattoos, big eyes. Pictures are accurate.

Nice apartment right next to the Cathedral.

Since I paid for RO, i started with RO. But she makes it really difficult, angles herself in such way, that her pussy is tricky to reach (btw, its a great pussy, tiny, pretty, tastes amazing). But like I said due to her weird positioning I could maybe access top 30%. I tried to spread her legs, but she wouldn't allow it. Held her position strong, until i gave up (became soft as well, as she clearly wasn't interested).

Tried fkin her with a soft dick. That said, she is super tight. Got harder finally and came, but it was all forced and ridicules.
Again 30min meet done in 15min.

There are no more good punts out there.
Emily from NB next

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Harriet21 of AW.

One hour @£200.

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Comms: All done by text. She's business like in replies. Enquired about race and age.

Venue: Warrington hotel often used for this pastime. Four hours free parking.
She was running late when I got there but she did keep me updated with numerous texts. One strangely saying sorry my friend just rang. It was probably near twenty minutes later than scheduled time before I got in the room.

The girl: Quite impressed on first site. She's quite tall, probably around five foot eight. She was in bare feet and she just equaled me. I'm five eight. She was just in bra and knickers and first impressions was she looked sexy and attractive. Facially she's not what I was expecting. I imagined her to be a glam looking fuck doll type but she's not. Instead she's more natural good looking. I wouldn't call her beautiful as such but well above average looking. She has her age down as twenty four and I'd say she is about that, certainly still in her twenties anyway. She looked to have some sort of heritage from somewhere although she later told me she hasn't. Hair is long straight and glossy black.
Body wise she has herself down as a size eight. I’d say she was nearer ten but she is slender with gentle curves. Very feminine looking. Small slim waist, no flab or excess weight but not gym toned. Long slender legs which I would of like to have seen in heels. I would imagine she'd look fantastic in come fuck me heels. Her breasts are magnificent. DD’s they certainly are. I thought they were natural. They’re big and full and hang without sagging but she told me they were paid for. She's had a very good job done on them anyway. Both nipples pierced.
Her skin is slightly tanned, smooth and unblemished and no ink despite her profile showing so.
Overall a quite attractive looking woman.
Her demeanor was friendly and engaging but with some level of being demure.

The action: After dealing with the cash and having a shower I came out drying myself off. She was waiting on the bed and as I was running the towel over me she just whipped off her bra and knickers to reveal more of her shapely body. I joined her on the bed and she asked if I'm ok with kissing and from then on a very nice fuck session commenced. I wouldn't say it was wild and torrid, quite vanilla to be honest but it was very pleasing and natural. Oral was without and she spent an age on my dick. Her technique is rather repetitive and basic but she seems to be able to hit every point of your cock. She uses her hands and mouth very well in unison. As mechanical as it seemed it was extremely pleasurable. Every now and then she would sink her mouth right down as far as she could and that just felt fucking superb. No eye contact though.
I gave her reverse oral and fingers were allowed. She seemed to enjoy it. At least there was no over the top moaning. Her pussy is very neat looking and was clean and shaven. I spent quite a while on her pussy as I was enjoying licking her out so much. We had a period of time just laying, kissing, me fingering and rubbing her pussy while she stroked my cock. She's very gentle and I could of blown my load at that point.
On to fucking. Condom applied and she climbed on top. A definite wank bank moment as she lowered herself onto me with her big tits and her luscious hair in my face. I could of stayed like that the rest of the session. She started off slowly just sliding up and down my cock and gradually sped up gripping the bed head to get better purchase. We swapped around to doggy and I was just watching my cock sliding in and out of her tight pussy when I noticed tan lines on her arse. I had an image of her in a micro bikini and heels. I wondered if she would cater for that dress request another time as I hammered away. Fuck yeah.
Swapped to mish and I was losing the will to hold on any longer and chundered away until I splaffed my spunky load into her.


Conclusion: Harriet gets a thumbs up from me. I have to say I really enjoyed fucking her. She hasn’t got blow your mind skills but she is pretty hot and has a willing  natural enthusiasm. Her service is a vanilla girl friend experience which included kissing, OWO RO and sex in multiple positions.
We had a post fuck crash out chit chat after and she's pleasant company too.
Would I see her again? Yeah probably.

I typically have around a month-long opportunity to indulge in this hobby each year in August. Having done some research, I settled on Zara at Directors Lodge to be the one to break my fast of the last year. I booked her a week in advance and also asked about the possibility of a two-hour session as I often find an hour not to be long enough (I am somewhat envious of those guys who manage with 1/2 hour or less). I was told that I would need to check on the day regarding the additional hour as they have apparently been let down with people previously making such bookings and not turning up.

I rang on the morning of the agreed day only to be told that Zara had dropped out due to some personal issue. I understand why I wouldn't get a phone call to inform me of this but I was pissed off, nonetheless. As Mercedes was on the rota and I had read so many positive reviews of her on here I enquired about her availability. As it turned out, it was Mercedes who i was speaking to on the phone, although she never actually disclosed that to me. I found out when i got there and she was the only one in the building and her scouse accent gave it away.

We agreed two hours on the phone and the total was £340 (2 x £150 + 2 x £20 door fee). I realised at the time that this was over the odds, and I could get cheaper elsewhere, but Directors Lodge is so well reviewed and generally highly recommended, and i hadn't had chance for any punts for a year, little Nosser took over thinking duties and so i set off for my adventure.

When I met Mercedes I have to say that I considered either going for an hour instead or even walking away She isn't really my type as she is larger than I generally go for as I prefer slim ladies. Mercedes is maybe a size 12 or 14 - not fat, but certainly of large build. she also has false boobs and lips, neither of which are really my thing. Having said that, her boobs were at least pretty much in proportion to her body.

She was wearing the knee-high boots mentioned in other reviews together with a short dress. As soon as she showed me to the room, she removed the dress and she was completely naked underneath. Personally, in a longer booking I like to take time and do some unwrapping of the lady myself, but that's as it is.

I asked her what her limits were and she thought about it for a bit before telling me that she didn't really have any. That's when I thought I was maybe right not to walk! I asked whether anal was on the table and she said it was, but that she charges extra. I said I would think about it and see how we go.

She started by offering me a massage, which i accepted. After a few minutes of her kneeding my back, i turned over and she started on my front. She didn't really do much in the way of massage on my front as she very soon started some OWO, which I must say was very good and enjoyable.

We indulged in some tie and tease with her edging me for a while. Whilst on my back with my hands tied to the bed she indulged in some rimming. At one point she untied one hand so I could turn over the got me on all fours whilst she proceeded to shove her tongue so far up my bum that I swear we were almost French kissing!

What followed was sex in doggie and cowgirl. I do tend to struggle a bit maintaining an erection in anything but doggie due to my size and wearing condoms that choke the life out of the old fella. This proved the case when doing cowgirl, but we did at least manage for a bit.

At one point she offered anal and said she wouldn't charge any extra. She also offered fisting and used a wand on herself whilst I fisted her and finished by squirting over the bed.

I popped an hour and about 25mins into the meet finishing off into her mouth as she kneeled in front of me.

A negative from me is that as there was still over half an hour on the clock I asked for some more massage, and she flashed a look at me as if I'd pissed in her coffee! However she did a massage for a while before I asked her to point me to the shower. The shower is very good with plenty of fresh towels available.

I walked out at around 1hr and 45mins after arriving.

Overall, a very satisfying PSE, although somewhat overpriced.

I hope to be back at Directors Lodge to hopefully meet with Zara in two or three weeks time.

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Date - July
Comms - Booked through WhatsApp
Price - £300 for 90 minute incall
Location - AirBnB in central Bath

Venue in the heart of Bath in an attractive apartment block. Not particularly discreet but not much footfall so no undue attention was arouaed as I buzzed up.

The lady herself is extremely pretty with thick brown hair which cascades below her shoulders. Figure is slim and nicely shaped. Her greeting was friendly but slightly guarded. We quickly concluded business arrangements with a cash transaction. The apartment was spacious and well furnished with cubist style artwork adorning the main bedsitter. I was invited to shower in the spacious and well appointed ensuite which zi duly accepted, although scrupulously clean and groomed as I always believe that being well presented leads to a better service.

Having completed my ablutions  I returned to find the lady cocooned in a cloud of smoke which I can presume was from the custom prevalent among the younger crowd known as vaping.  She completed her vape and gave me her attention. At this point she mentioned that she had just seen a regular client who had become disagreeable and that she would not be seeing again. I made a light hearted remark and suggested we move on to pleasanter matters.  Light kissing was proceeded by mutual undressing. Her breasts are of good size with prominent swollen areolas. After 5-10 minutes of LFK I proceeded to move further down her body and perform cunnilingus. At this stage she had somehow pivoted onto her front and I was presented with her delightfully pert booty. Here, however came the first surprise. After she had advised me that she had a long and sensitive clitoris that needed precise attention she emitted what can only be described as a fart. Not just one either. This was followed up by one of many. Good breeding prevented me from proffering any comment although I did mildly chastise her with a playful smack or two to which she did not demur. It did however sufficiently disconcert me enough to desist from a continuation of the practice.

At this point Bella suggested it was time to fuck (who am I to argue with a lady?) Still with her delightful derriere in the air she presented a most inviting posture. However she made no move to rubber me up and for one tantalising moment I thought I was being offered BB. However, the gentleman in me declined any such thoughts by reaching down and finding the prophylactic in a discreet bag by the bed.

What followed then became progressively more bizarre. Having penetrated and thrust eagerly for some minutes. I became aware of a lack of reciprocity. As we moved into prone bone Bella showed clear signs of somnolence. While I was quite happy to thrust into her delightful rear end her semi comatose state was somewhat disconcerting. Eventually after 20 minutes of this and Bella showing no signs of consciousness, let alone activity, I withdrew as the lack of action from Bella was having a demotivating effect on the old man.

Eventually Bella aroused herself from her torpor and I was able to cum in mish. We then spoke about desultory matters including her love of shopping. She mentioned how she wanted a brown mulberry bag and I teasingly offered to bring her one. At which point she mentioned that her boyfriend might get jealous and wouldn't like it before I went back to the bathroom prior to leaving.

In summary, an unusual experience with a young lady who is not in the usual run of SPs. She clearly trades to an extent on her looks which is understandable.  However she evidently doesn't understand the concept of service or chooses to ignore it. OWO (despite being on the menu) was not offered. When I mentioned this en passant I was accused of being manipulative. Regretfully, then it has to be a negative at this price point despite Bella's manifold charms.

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After a great punt with Crystal found myself back on the GEA website, Roxy was available so quickly made the booking based on reviews from here.

Cost - 30 mins @ £100 standard pricing on GEA website, no extras

Location - meeting arranged via whatsapp and clear instructions given, apartment near the squinty bridge, easy to get in to anonymously.

Appearance - age of 20 seems accurate, perhaps a couple of years older. Much taller than expected even with heels off, great figure, not gym fit but not fat either. Nice pair of natural tits which suited her frame, didnt notice any stretch marks like other reviews have mentioned but the lighting was low. Pretty face with lots of makeup and a slight smell of vapers breath if that bothers you.

Service - Quick rinse off, then on to the bed. Some light DFK, not as passionate as Crystal but still very enjoyable. Oral was covered which isn't an issue with me, decent technique but wanted to get to the main course.

Starter with Roxy on top before moving on to missionary, lots of eye contact and encouragement. Felt it wouldn't be long so flipper her over to doggy. Took a good pounding in doggy and has an unforgettable arse to hold on to, finished in the bag and was given the wet wipes to see to myself.

Summary - A solid punt with a gorgeous young girl, would highly recommend. Preferred my meeting with Crystal but would say Roxy is much the better looking girl.

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Found myself in Glasgow for the first time in a few years, AW seemed very light on options so based on reviews from here decided to give GEA a try.

Cost - 30 mins @ £100 standard pricing on GEA website, no extras

Location - meeting arranged via whatsapp and clear instructions given, apartment near the squinty bridge, easy to get in to anonymously.

Appearance - age of 28 seems on the low side, would hazard a guess at mid 30's. Crystal was dressed in fishnets and black underwear, excellent slim figure and nice set of bolt-ons which suited her frame. Face was heavily made up, she's not a stunning 10/10 but still a good looking girl.

Service - Quick shower with the infamous sandpaper towels, then on to the bed. A bit of small talk about likes etc, Crystal said she is up for anything except anal and filming. Got started with some DFK, very passionate and enjoyable.

Followed this with some OWO, very good technique with some nice ball sucking going on too. Enjoyed this for a while then was itching to get rubbered up and start the action.

Had Crystal in pretty much every position, she was very enthusiastic and encouraging, particularly liked the way she played with her very suckable nipples.

Felt the sap rising so gave her the warning, without hesitation she said she wanted it in her mouth and i'm not one to argue. Finished in her mouth which she then spat into the drawer next to the bed, nice classy touch to finish.

Quick shower and I was on my way almost exactly 30 mins after arriving.

Summary - Great comms, great value, great girl, great punt. A very enthusiastic SP who delivers a great service, nothing to fault here.

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Services: OWO, DFK, Protected Sex
Services Refused: None
Extras: OWO/DFK/69 £20 each
When: Past few days
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Another quick review as Emma is leaving on Friday and I think that her last working day is today or tomorrow. Nice, vanilla GFE. Shy at the outset, needs some effort to warm her up and also to lead her. Had a nice time, worth the drive up the M11. My thanks to Lukenlearn for his review, i looked and learned

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OK. These are done by an agency, clearly marked on WA. Reached out the day before for a booking and they said they will check with Emma and get back to me, they did not. Tried again the next morning, they came back in the afternoon with a selection of times. Chose one that suited and they were responsive from that point on. Onsite got a quick response with pictures of where to go.

The Venue
Flat close to ARU uni. Cambridge is usually shitty for parking before 8pm or on Sundays, but I found a spot which was almost directly opposite her place. Main door was open, so followed the directions and knocked on the door. Emma let me in, poking her head out. Nice studio flat, bright and airy. Bed area has a fitted wardrobe, bed itself was a good height, large and good firmness. Sofa and armchair around but not utilised on this occasion. There is a large mirror on the wall, but it is in the living room area, so a bit difficult to view from the bed. Bathroom was also quite large and shower, very clean and modern. Power shower with good pressure, bit fiddly with the controls. Gels and mouthwash used. Was directed to a pile of clean towels, most of them were too small but managed to snag the one at the bottom which was a good size.

The Girl
Emma is a good looking lass. Photos are a good likeness, with the usual airbrushing on some. Hair is a darker red then shown is some of the pics. First pic on profile I would choose as the closest. Facially she has some mixed features, previous reviewer said she has some Russian ancestry. Very nice eyes and smile. Slim body, natural Bs, nipples not too prominent, but stiffen up when played with nicely. Arse not too large, but suits her frame. Quite a good squishy handful. Has some definition, looks good from most angles. Around 5'4 perhaps 2 or 3 years older than profile age. Flat belly. She does have a couple of skin tags that I felt, nothing major and a few tatts dotted about. Did not say much during the action, but had no issues communicating with her.

The Punt
Once inside, could see she seemed shy/nervous so did some introductions and tried to relax her a little. Tokens handed over and counted. Extras confirmed. Asked for shower. Did the usual. Came out and she was on the phone. Got on the bed and she put it aside. Tossed the towel and stood up. Started off with some snogging. Em was quite passive, definitely not tongue down your throat, but responds to gentle kissing. Can gradually increase intensity and she is happy to move into FK for the rest of the meet. Accepts your tongue, but does not venture over to you. Em is also quite muted, she does respond but quietly with breathy moans and sighs. Kissed her neck, removed her bra, worked on the tits which she seemed to enjoy. She tugged l'il KK who was awaking from slumber. Spun her round, groped her tits and body. Saw her looking over at us in the mirror. Then I sat on the bed, turned back to face me and helped myself to those tits some more with some FK thrown in for a while.

Moved her down and she started OWO on her knees. Had a slight view in the mirror of her from the side. Looked good. Em took things at a slow pace, making some good eye contact from time to time. Not too much in the way of DT, but plenty of licking and sucking. No action on the golden balls. Presently lay down on the bed and she climbed on and resumed. Was happy to suck away as long as i wanted. I sat up at one stage so I could grope her as she worked, her arse looked delectable from a kinda side-on angle in the thong she was wearing, couldn't resist grabbing it a few times. Managed to take me a bit more in, some head bobbing too as she removed her hand which she initially kept wrapped around the base. No rush to move on from her, so as I had not paid for RO, nudged her for the condom. She put it on me, took off her thong, added a small amount of lube to my cock and mounted me.

We went slow to start, then as she warmed up she started bouncing away. Good sounds and facial expressions. She leaned back and rubbed my balls for a bit, which was a nice touch. Was watching myself going in and out, then looked up and she was looking directly at me, which made me laugh. She reciprocated and dropped down to kiss me and her shyness melted away from this point. Plunged her from below for a while, no issues. She had a fast rapid twerk action when she wanted things sped up. Put her into spoons, but didn't last long as she is quite tight and was pushing back quite eagerly that I feared an early finish so quickly switched to mish.

She got in position, legs already raised and as soon as I was in started furiously rubbing her clit. No issues pinning her legs all the way back. Did not pound, but she had no problems with a deep fuck at a moderate speed. Was responsive to shallow and deep thrusts. Put her legs down and lay on her for some more FK. She seemed to like this, she embraced me tightly and wrapped her legs around me. Gave it to her like this for a period. Then moved onto doggy. She put a pillow under herself, and rather than raised being on all fours took a kind of modified face down-arse up position with an impressive back arch. Fucked away, all good. Happy to be held by the shoulders for maximum depth. Her bum looked and felt great. Grabbed and squeezed as we went. Naturally transitioned into prone bone. Had my hands around her waist, various changes from me, all accepted with no issue. Toyed with the idea of making some use of the furniture or moving her over to the mirror, but decided against it. I put her legs together, lay on top of her and kept going till i filled the bag. Little rest, then I withdrew and she cleaned me up, then herself.

Had around 10 mins left, and with her shyness gone, had a lengthy chat about herself, family, her studies, travels and some personal stuff, etc. Told me she really loved Cambridge. Soon leaving, but a potential return in Dec/Jan. No issues understanding her, or her me. Took another shower, came back, dressed, kiss and hug and then left satisfied. Em did not rush me out, no clock-watching on her part.

Recommended: Yes. Emma provides a good, vanilla GFE. She does need to be lead but is open to instruction. Happy to give you long bouts of oral and does not rush anything. Opens up nicely with a bit of effort, and pricing is on point, imo. Shame she charges for RO, but you can't win 'em all. I would consider a repeat visit with her if/when she returns.

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Location: Kings Cross about a 5 minute walk from the station

When: Quite recently

Now, where to start  ... Knowing I was going to be 10minutes early to my booking time I text her to tell her I will be early and she replies with that's fine, text me when you are outside. Sent her a text and she gives me 2 photos of the building and tells me to buzz and go to the 4th floor when let in and to knock on the door.

Buzzed through, in the lift 4th floor outside her door.. I gave it 2 gentle knocks and was waiting around for like 20 seconds and no response.. I then went to knock again and noticed the door wasn't completely shut so I thought that was my que to walk in  ... I opened the door and walked in and noticed the room on the right with the door wide open, about to walk into the room now and she saw me and quickly got up and slammed the bedroom door infront of me

Right.. I didn't know what the fuck happened and it was a wtf? moment and I got confused a little and noticed that there was another room straight ahead of the hallway, I thought maybe I should go in there lol, as I opened that door she opened her door slightly and told me how did I get in and why didn't I knock. I told her the door was left open and I did knock but there was no answer, she told me to go outside and wait. So I let myself out, closed the door and was waiting outside for about a minute, I was about to leave but I could hear she was in the bathroom clearing her throat and what not.. So I hanged around for a little bit and she opened the door and let me in.

I walked into her room and she was walking behind me and she said UKPunting.. I heard her, but ignored her and she said UKPunting again. I said to her What's that? as she sat on her bed she replies "Reviews, Reviews". I am in the room with her for a good few minutes having a conversation, she is completely naked no face covering at this point.. I tell her again only review I have seen is on AdultWork, she takes out her phone and shows me the list of reviews under her name on UKPunting and said this.. I sort of said yeah I might of seen them to. She then starts to get confrontational telling me why am I acting dumb and stupid for and that I know what UKPunting is and why did I tell her I didn't know the website and wasn't registered 

At this point, after knowing that she can get a bit haywire from a past review I tell her "I can leave, if you want" she looks at me and said no you can stay and told me to undress. So I quickly undress and lay on the bed, there is a pillow to rest my head on and a pillow at the end of the bed to rest my feet on. She has a big roll of kitchen paper on the floor which is rolled across the bed which she uses a lot during the punt around your cock/crotch area, I assume it's to stop the bed from being a wet mess.

I also cheekingly told her if she wanted me to leave her a review to which she said "no".. but here I am to tell the tale 

Now face covering on and she moves over to my cock, body facing away from me she starts to kiss my thighs and gently kiss and lick my balls and starts working my shaft as I start to harden up. Cock now hard as a rock she starts to wrap her lips around my head and now its all just gentle slow movements, there is no rush from her to start going deep, looks like she wants to start things slow and gentle. It felt nice and at 1 point I felt like I was going to cum but managed to hold it off for when it's deep inside of her throat. She starts to pick up the pace and now she is throat fucking me, holding it down her throat for minutes at a time.. I can't describe the feeling but it feels weirdly nice, tight and warm.

It's been about 10minutes now and there is no sign of me cumming, she re-adjust her body and now her body is close to mine, she is resting her arm across my stomach whilst also covering her boobs. I remember reading longlegs review that he was touching her ass and body.. So with her body so close to mine I decided to take a chance and started running my fingers down her, she doesn't move away or say anything.. great!!. I begin to run my hands down her back and waist squeezing her hips and she seems to not mind at all.. looks like she is enjoying it. I move to her ass and start to grope and squeeze her ass cheeks, her ass cheeks feel incredible, soft and squeezable. I am absolutely loving it. I start to moan and breath heavily whilst I am running my hands all over her body, she now knows I am enjoying her. I did try my luck again and ran a finger across her clit to see If I could finger her but she gently took my hand away and put it on her bum, all whilst she is throat fucking me. Knowing I am only restricted to her torso, ass and legs I kept at it, stroking, squeezing her waist, grabbing and squeezing her ass cheeks, at one point I had my lips on her waist breathing away and slightly nibbling her skin, she didn't mind this at all. I am close to cumming now and she knows this as I am moaning like a savage beast, I tell her I am about to cum and she picks up the pace and starts rapidly throat fucking me until she drained and swallowed every ounce of semen I had left in me.

She then starts to clean my cock and does what she does with clearing he throat etc.. takes off her face covering and asks me If I wanted a 2nd round, I ask her how long I have left and she tell me 10minutes. So I tell her "yes please" and she looks at me and replies with "what now"? I look at her and said, sorry do you need a break and she laughs and said, don't you need a break aren't you sensitive? I tell her fuck it and just go for it.  Face covering on she positions herself again close to my body and takes my hand puts it on her waist  This is the que for me to start caressing her body again which I thoroughly enjoyed. I am rubbing my hands all over her whilst she is working my cock which was still hard thanks to 5mg of cialis. Grabbing her ass cheeks stroking her hamstrings.. I then decide to try my luck again and slowly move my hands up her back and I start to push down on her shoulders, she doesn't seem to mind.. great. I then put my hand over head and start to push down ferociously, now I am controlling the speed and I absolutely go ham, I don't know how she is doing it but she is taking this face-fucking like a champ, I am giving her all the right sounds of enjoyment, I do this about 3 times but sadly I couldn't cum a 2nd time and she tells me If I can cum and I reply with a no and she starts to give my cock a thorough cleaning. We both get up, she picks up the mountain of tissue that's on the floor says thank you and leaves the room.

I get dressed cleaned my hands in the bathroom and made my way downstairs, notice a guy outside with his phone out and he walks in as I open the door to walk out. Was probably the next punter 

Would I return Tricky one for me, I really enjoyed this session apart from being questioned at the start lol, but with being allowed to stroke her body and the brief hand over head to control the movement it was great value for money. I'll probably return again for a 2nd punt and call it quits.

First review for a long time as I'd been seeing a regular masseuse, but she's now returned to China.
This one caught my eye last month but timings didn't work and she'd moved on by the time by the time I could make it.

Meet was earlier today.

The girl:
Pleasant looking, nice body, fake but decent looking tits, I would guess age at late 30's or early 40's. Photos are either old or photoshopped.

Communication:
Pleasant enough interaction by text beforehand which broke down slightly when I arrived. She asked me to let her know when i arrived, which I did but somehow she replied to the wrong number which left me waiting outside for about 10 minutes.

Service:
I told her I wanted a sensual massage with b2b and happy ending and was quoted £80 for 45 minutes, which seemed good value. I asked about bj and she said another £20 which I agreed on.
She was naked from the start but she didn't get her kit off until I was face down.Very brief massage of the legs before she squirted oil on my back, followed by a few minutes of sliding her tits on my arse and back which was very pleasant. She asked me if I wanted to turn over. As I did, she said I can tell you do! She then squirted more oil on my chest and stomach and I thought here we go.
Unfortunately she went straight for my cock and started tugging away. I let her carry on for a while as I thought she was just getting me going. After a couple of minutes it became obvious that she wasn't going to stop. I asked her to stop as I didn't want to cum yet but she insisted. I thought she said again after massage, so I let her carry on to completion.
She then asked me if I wanted a shower!! I said no, not until the end. This where communication completely broke down. I didn't understand what she was saying and she didn't seem to understand me. A quick massage of the arms and she lay down and she started a strange tapping of my arms. I asked for round 2, and via Google translate she told me I'd have to be quick as we didn't have much time left. She might as well have poured cold water on my cock. As she started pouring more oil on my cock and balls, I told her not to bother as I knew I wasn't going to manage to cum again quickly and didn't want to end up blue balled.
As I got up for a shower, I asked her for a £20 refund for the lack of bj, which she agreed to.
All in all unfortunately a definite negative.

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Comms: Good, messaged her in the morning for a lunchtime meet. Sent me the address to a very nice flat in Chelmsford centre as soon as I arrived

Maayaa: I fancied a quick massage, paid £90 for the hour. She has a bunch of different prices, more for body-to-body, OWO and some kind of manscaping service! The massage itself was very professional, she has strong hands and worked out the kinks from my back, arms and legs. Then moved onto a more sensual massage, lots of swipes and reach unders before turning me over and finishing off by hand. Had a bit of time left so she did a head massage and then offered me a shower. She's very friendly and talkative, will be in Chelmsford until the end of the month. I'd recommend, might even return if I get some time

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Booking: 1 hour

Reason for Visit
She's back from Brazil! As a matter of fact, two awesome punts I've had are back from Brazil recently.

I've been through and I'm over my phase (I think muhahaha) of needing to scratch that TOFFT itch. I feel like I've seen the good, the bad and the downright shocking. And at this juncture, I only want to secure great, discreet, top tier punts. I've tended to write reviews straight away, but I've noticed sometimes time changes how you feel about a punt. But TS Isis Brazillian was one of those experiences that stuck with me. So I had to visit when I saw that she was back and in the Midlands. I saw her, in East Midlands last time over 6 months ago.

External location
It was perfect really, town centre, but a more discreet place in the centre. Easy to find and enter. Nothing I hate more than feeling burning eyes on me (real or imaginary) as I pace around, staring at the map on my iPhone, either not able to find the building or the Comms have gone cold as I ask for the code. There was none of that, not many people around. Easy to find, convenient location and discreet.

10/10

Inside
The room was tidy, like someone has just moved in, smelt perfect. I was able to glean through conversation that she washes the sheets and replaces with a fresh set very regularly. She lit a nice smelling candle when I entered which was a nice touch, and the other thing I look for is the bathroom. The bathroom looked and smelt clean. There was a TV facing the bed, which she allowed me to show her some TV shows I recommend. And which she used to set her playlist which were some soft slow-jam type songs. No sounds could be heard coming from any other room. So it was again pretty faultless. Which if I remember, her room was up to a great standard last time too.

10/10

Comms
So last time as it was a TOFFT I ended up asking her a lot of questions and she was patient and prompt. I didn't have much to ask this time. So I can only comment that she was prompt, and as aforementioned, she didn't go cold on me when I was outside. She's concise and to the point, but that's all I expect really.

10/10

Appearance
Okay so, she has new bolt-ons which she got in Brazil.
She wears them very well as she is naturally a thick (and fit) lass, so it doesn't look out of place or comical as it has on some girls. I enquired about her ass, as she has a big juicy ass. She told me that it's all natural, and having felt them, I believe that is the case, it seems natural and gym enhanced: not too firm, not too jelly.

Otherwise, it's the same girl. Feminine, real pretty with a sculpted, amazing body, silky skin, pretty nose, lips and eyes. Stands around 5'7. She possesses a member which would otherwise be intimidating, but because I remember what her experience is like (I.e she is responsive and slow and passionate, doesn't try to stab you with it) I wasn't intimidated. Beautiful weapon, I hate the guessing game, it's big ok, but you won't die. Obviously appearance is subjective and down to what you fancy that day, but she's as hot as what I remember in person.

10/10

Attitude/personality
This is where she really shined on my first meet with her over 6 months ago. And she didn't disappoint on the second. She is very passionate in everything she does. I'm not going to kid myself, but makes you feel like you aren't paying for it and it's natural. Cool person to talk to. Her English isn't the best I've heard, but she is confident enough with it to push through and communicate. Bubbly, and lovely. That's why I chose more of a GF experience this time, she's capable of dominating for sure, but her personality and great attitude I see more as GF experience type.

11/10

Action
Candles were lit, we talked a little, then went into FK which started slow and passionate and built up into intense and DFK. She's an amazing kisser, deep, passionate, with hands all over. I then worked my way down to her nipples, as I remembered that last time she gave me encouragement, that she likes her nips sucked and played with, worked my way down to her member. I feel self-conscious that I give a shit BJ, but it did the job, got her hard, and she stays hard throughout, which is enough for me, lovely to grip and feel. She turns me and works on my lips, nips and playing with my stomach and my little head through my boxers with her long nails and afterwards rimmed me.

We do it in various positions, no rushing, and thankfully she gives me a bit of a rest after first pop and we go again. I pop twice in the meet and her once and she cums quite a bit. She told me she doesn't usually cum. Don't know whether it's something she says to make the guy feel good, or that's actually a thing and I didn't really care, felt quite proud 😂. As I say, you can tell she definitely can domme, but whether GF or Domme she is very responsive with slowing down, easing in, and when comfortable, she can turn up the heat.

10/10

Conclusion
I'd definitely see her again. Might even try going for a dinner and then a booking after if she'd allow it. That's one itch I haven't scratched yet. Towards the back end conversation she said she's in Birmingham for a few days and then probably going to Leicester or Nottingham.

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She is still about not on AW anymore but i found her number in my burner from long ago . took a punt on texting she said yes to a meet but wanted cash upfront small amounts before the meet to pay for her phone credit etc . i declined the request thinking she would not go through with a meet but we arranged and quickly went to her flat in centre of gosport . discreet entrance , tidy clean inside but hot duw to weather . she showered before got the £50 paperwork done and straight in BJ fingering nipple sucking . shes put a bit of weight on and tits are small but she was shy and didnt say much . on with rubber and i have to say she is tight , finished in bag then she gave another BJ to clean up my cock !!! not sure if shes on any sites she was shy or declined to confirm either way .   

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I believe this is a Toftt for the new girl, at least for our region. I’d originally thought she was called LuLu but that could have been due to several other enquiries going on at the same time. Anyway it was Tina I’d booked And I’m pleased to report it was very good.
Location is well known on the main drag into Bentley and not particularly discreet. Comms a usual are very good. Arrived 20mins early and was told to come straight in.
Into the usual room on the first right and was met by new girl Tina. Who came for a hug. And she’s a pretty girl. Age wise I’d say early 30’s,long black hair tied into a ponytail, black skirt, around a size 10, 5’1 tall. She was made up nicely and had very nice eyes.
Stripped off and onto the table. A towel was placed halfway down my arse and then a nice massage commenced. Nothing too thorough or hard but still enjoyable. Very early on a few cc swipes which soon woke the lad up. Quite a bit of teasing commenced. Licks of my arse cheeks, reach unders and then some light rimming, licking of my balls and cock in a similar way to how Jessica at oriental Annie used to do. So this was very good. Tina continued licking my balls and gently stroked my cock getting the desired reaction. After a few minutes, she resumed massaging my legs and arse. After I little while, I was given the hot towel wipe down and asked to turn over. She asked if I’d like her to undress. Of course! I told her and she giggled.
She had a great little body. Pert B-C cups with nice pointy nipples which she was keen to put in my mouth. Tina doesn’t speak much English but she was able to ask me if I’d lick her pussy which I readily agreed. But first she kissed and licked her way down to my cock. Again teasing by licking and stroking. She then mounted me in a 69 position. She was shaved and already very wet. Tasted great and she seemed to enjoy this as she grinded on my tongue and breathing heavily. All the while I could feel her licking and sucking my balls and stroking my already throbbing cock. After a few minutes she asked if she could lay down. I then went to work eating her wet pussy. She was really enjoying this and pulled me in further. Telling me I’m broken English how she liked it doing. I fucked her with my tongue and it was long before she shuddered to climax. She then fingered herself a little before I did. She was soaking wet. I laid at the side of her as she gave me light kiss and began stroking my cock again. She could feel the precum I’d leaked and made comment in mandarin.
Tina then climbed off and focussed on me. Once again stroking and licking my cock. I resumed fingering her slowly as she liked it. Her breathing became heavy at which point she put my cock in her mouth and wanked me till a blew in her mouth. She giggled as she spat the huge load into a tissue and gave me a thumbs up. I was asked if I wanted a head massage for the last 5 minutes which I agreed too. She got dressed and commenced this which was enjoyable. Then all done. Little chat using Google translate. She’s from Shanghai and states she is here for a long time. This was an excellent first meet and with how she performed she’ll be amazing when she gets to know you. As per usual the price was £45 for the house and £40 to her. I tried to tip her but she wouldn’t accept for some reason. I was 10mins over my hour so no rush again. I will definitely see again.

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Booked about 5 months ago, contacted via text in the morning and sorted for the next hour.

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NB flat in Doncaster

Looks
I would rate 8/10 facially and 8/10 in terms of the body. Really my body type and very enthusiastic!

Action - We started with DFK on the sofa before moving onto the bed and this was bloody well fantastic, she let me really suck on her tongue and have my way for 15 odd mins of kissing, she is very obedient and follows your instructions very well. We didn't even fuck during the booking, it was just DFK and OWO, with plenty of attention to balls when requested.

Price
£100 for 30 mins booking

Would I return
100%

Well thanks to all the reviews on here I took the plunge and braved crossing the badlands of Bradford to get to Jidapa.  And I'm hugely pleased I made the effort, as every good thing that has been said is spot on and not exaggerated at all, therefore this will be one of my shorter reviews. 

I've never seen an advert, but if you Google Jidapa you'll get both the location and the phone number.  The area is fine (apart from the traffic) and you'll find free parking in the streets nearby if you don't want to pay to park outside the place.

The shop is neat and tidy, and the approach is discreet apart from the back doors of adjacent premises being open with staff smoking etc outside, but they didn't seem to care about me any more than i cared about them.

I was greeted by Lydia at the door, shown into the room. I offered payment but was told to leave it to the end, so I undressed fully and adopted the position.

Lydia is of course Thai, I'd estimate that she's an attractive and very well kept 45-55yrs old, around 5’1’’, an absolutely amazing 36F natural bust, around a size 10.

In short, the whole massage experience was the best I can ever remember having (including my other favourite, Jessica in Doncaster). Early and constant CC swipes etc, lots of oil, and had a bit of a feel of her as she finished me off topless at around the 45 minute mark.  Then a head massage, unrushed shower and chat, paid and added a bit of a tip, and off 55 mins after entering but not feeling rushed at all.  I definitely got on well with her and expect the experience will deepen and improve over time.

I'll certainly try to repeat that!

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Meeting date: this week

Location: Durham

Price £140’for an hour plus £10 OWO

Meet details:

Had the usual horn for a Thai and saw Xena’s profile on Adultwork with no reviews on here.
I liked her look and thought I’d give her a text.
Replies quick and responsive and I asked if it was her in the photos which she said it was.

I arranged a time and arrived at that time later that day. Was told to text on arrival which I did and was given instructions to get into the flat.
A small block of flats and was told to enter quietly and not to knock on the door. When I arrived the door was ajar and I went straight in.

First impressions were she was very cute and sexy and the photos were of her. Lovely body and very friendly.

Into the bedroom, she was smiley and we sorted out the paperwork and then down to action.

She’s small about 5”2 and a great body with some nice tits that I couldn’t tell if they were bolt one, they weren’t huge but nice and firm.

Down to action, she started with OWO and very slow like a girlfriend would do and she had a great technique. She also got most of the way down my shaft whilst licking my shaft with her tongue. This was very horny.

We 69’d for a while ans she made the right noises and was squirming as she came. Then on with condom, some lube and she rode me on top. Switch to mish and then side before she went back on top.

I decided to wank to finish and came on her tits.

Still had about 20 mins, so she gave me a great firm massage.

All in all a very good punt with a lovely lady. I would visit again for sure.

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Good AW page  showing what is and isnt available with plenty of reasonably upto date pictures
Parked as directed and called;  a couple of minutes stroll to her nice house in a very safe area. Tia opened the door quickly; dressed in blouse (which came off later) short leather skirt and high heels - quite pleasant to follow up stairs to her playroom 
Wanted an edging session from a sexy headmistress which she delivered with aplomb. She has a range of toys and techniques and was happy to use the ones that interested me and not the others - like electrics which didnt appeal 
Age is stated as 35 while  inevitably you need to add a few years she is an attractive MILF
She is pleasant, open  and chatty with no obvious clock watching but she kept me going and eventually an explosive orgasm brought on by hand and vibrator, clean up and out the door pretty much on the hour 

As I said her AW page is pretty detailed and if it floats your boat then I would recommend 

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£130 45 minutes + £30 rimming

You wait for a good looking Thai Ladyboy to arrive and then three come at once following last weeks outing I saw some other options and fired off a request to External Link/Members Only but got no response to plan B was Michelle which looks like a good choice.

Prompt reply to text with cost and locations extras were
WS  giving £30
Rimming £30
CIM £30
Her Cum £50

Location - Flat off Winkley Square she called me when I got there and talked be through the entry codes

Usual hide behind door but once in was pleased with her appearance bubbly and voluptuous were in her description which were a bit of a red flag but I trusted the photos and reviews.  These proved accurate. She is no size zero but 5’9” and well proportioned the photos in black lingerie I would say are most accurate the ones in green possibly taken some years ago.

After passing over the fun tokens she left whilst I stripped off and then came back from some LFK more lips and tongue fencing which continued as we moved to the bed. Once horizontal she started to play with my cock then licked my nipples to move down to give me a nice BJ which turned into a side on 69 then me on top as she positioned herself to rim me as a sat up to give her more access.

After a bit of back and forth who should go first I won and got rubbered up to fuck her missionary.  Then we swapped sides and after more oral on her about 5 inch cock which she liked to force in my mouth she took me in the same position which was delivered with enthusiasm.

I always lose my wood when I have something rammed up my arse so I finished myself off with her knelt next to me with her cock back in my mouth.

We chilled out after and she complimented me on being clean and how that is a turn off for her when men arrive who have not showered.

Overall a positive and continuation of a good run.

SophieSanchez - Dollis Hill

I first reviewed this lady a few months back, when she was fairly new to the game: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=451334.0
I decided to return to her for a round 2 recently, to see if much had changed.

TLDR: she's in a better, cleaner location, she's still fairly submissive and likes to be led, but this time much better sex. Her OWO could still improve - she's got a bit of a gag reflex when sucking deep. She can handle a good fucking, but if you want a mammoth/lengthy fucking session, best to look elsewhere.
Overall, in my view, she still gives a nice GFE.

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Services Requested: GFE with DFK/RO/OWO/protected sex

Cost: £160 for 30 mins with FK and OWO (£130 base, £20 OWO, £10 FK).

Comms: WhatsApp. She does her own comms.

Location: Nice flat on a quiet street in Dollis Hill. Immaculate place, modern and clean, great bedroom/bed.

Girl:
Same as before! Pretty face, attractive, slim size 6 body, age early or mid-20s I'd guess. English accent, Portuguese origin. Lots of tattoos, which I personally like. I click very well with her, which is a big part of the appeal, but YMMV. She likes to chat, she is intelligent, she has told me a lot of personal stuff.
She looked a bit slimmer than when I first met her.
All natural. Her boobs are a bit flat (mentioned on other reviews too), but she's apparently getting a boob lift done in the new year.
She's a bit of a germaphobe - everything is kept spotless around her flat.

Meeting:
She greeted me in a strappy white summer dress - really sexy, she looked great! Lovely tan too.
Like last time, we took it slow to begin. We started with some nice catch-up chat and feeling each other up, then onto some sensual DFK, with some nice tongue play. We got naked, she let me lick/kiss her gorgeous armpits, tits, the usual stuff I enjoy. Lovely pussy, very responsive to my licking, she was gasping in pleasure and got nice and wet. She sucked on my nipples, which always gets me going. Then onto some nice (but shallow) OWO (unfortunately she has difficulty with my size and gets a gag reflex pretty quickly if she goes too deep). She slowly licked my shaft and balls too, which felt great.
Condom on. Much better sex this time. A slow start mounting me, pussy still tight, but then really passionate in cowgirl, bouncing up and down on me energetically. She eventually climaxed on top of me, which was amazing and something I was definitely not expecting. I found out that doggy is her favourite, she was literally pleading with me to fuck her doggy style, which I did, and she couldn't get enough! Finally some missionary while licking her armpits and DFKing her. She finished me off with a handjob. Took a quick shower, and then lots more chat as I got dressed, no clock-watching from her.
Booked 30 mins but must have left well beyond that. She told me she wanted me to fuck her in doggy for longer next time

Overall: Positive

There have been mixed reviews of her so far on here, but still mostly positives. I think it depends on how well you click with her and her style. I find she's still quite submissive/passive initially and prefers the guy to take the lead, so she's not going to be all over you from the start. I also find with her that it helps to be up-front about what you want in the comms (which I always am anyway), so she has some idea of how to please.

Pamela, Birmingham

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45 year old, Hungarian, huge amazing breasts, around 5'3".

Working hours - 9.00am-midnight

Costs:
£60 - 1/2 hour.
£100 - 1 hour.
Everything included.

Having read previous positive reviews, and having seen the photos I was pretty excited when I finally made arrangements to see her. She tends to go back and forth between Birmingham and Hungary, and when she returns to Birmingham she is in a different apartment.

Communication via text message was flawless. She must check WhatsApp profile pics beforehand, as when I arrived she said she was excited to see me as I looked attractive on my profile pic. I bet she says that to all the guys, lol!! Like many girls you meet in person, you find their photos to be slightly outdated, but I didn't mind as she was still very fuckable. Before I got a chance to put my bag down she started snogging my face off. This I did not expect. She was happy for me to put my hands all over her, especially her massive tits. They are amazing. I peeled myself off her and paid her £60. I normally don't go for the 1 hour, as I blow my load way too quickly, and not worth the money for me.

She asked if I wanted a shower, which I refused, as I had just had a shower at home and had put on my favourite aftershave. I got undressed. As soon as i was undressed she got me on the bed and started to kiss and lick me. My engine was revving and I let my hands wander. She started sucking me off, licking my balls and shaft like a true professional, and I could feel I was about to explode, so I made her stop, and I started to suck her tits instead. Not before long she went down on me again, and this time I couldn't hold it in. I'm no stud and didn't have the energy to go at it again, so didn't end up having sex with her, which I didn't mind. This was my first time with her, and time flew. She's not a clock watcher, and I didn't feel rushed at any point, but did try to stick to the half hour on the clock that was next to the bed. I do prefer a clock in the room, so that you can check that they are not cutting corners with the time.

Off to the pub for my usual post massage pint, and to reflect on a memorable time with a sexy woman.

A very positive experience for me, and can't wait to see her again when i'm back down that way.

Happened in May iirc, in Exeter. Incall, Airbnb type place in a decent part of town.

Had some back and forth messages over a few days, then agreed to meet 2hrs £400 all in.

Confirmed on the day, and maintained good comms throughout in the led up to us meeting, so I felt this was going to be a good meet.

When I arrived she was dressed like we were going out for dinner, but heavily flaunting her cleavage, not like you would in public. Initial thoughts, she’s not unattractive, but she’s also not my type sadly. She started the convos and that seemed to be her desire for the meet. Deflected quite a lot and yet flirted like mad, shared lots about her life which tbh I wasn’t really interested in. She didn’t strike me as ‘posh’, I don’t care about your horses or who you’ve dated, or how money is in your life. It was all a bit crass unattractive, I’m also not one for girly girly games, and swiftly found it all rather boring and unengaging. Eventually we got down to some snogging, but it took quite a bit of effort from me to get things going, and we just didn’t connect at all. I don’t really recall all the services that were delivered in the end, but other than some clumsy DFK, toothy owo, and her fidgeting like mad whilst we tried some RO, it was all a bit crap and the rest I’ve deleted from my mind.

Would I recommend? Nope.
Would I return? Also nope.

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This meet took place on March and I'm now in the process of catching up on my reviews. This review came in the same week that I saw Adriana (see my reviews) and attended the no holds barred London Sex Party (to be written up). As this party was in May, some of the girls are no longer working there, so I may have got their names wrong.

Planned a meet up with two punting buddies at a party and due to the popularity of Monica (I had the pleasure of previously experiencing her), we decided that we'd do a phoenix party when Monica was partying. Unfortunately, despite being advertised she didn't attend and a substitute attended in her place (Maya).

The line up was
Hanna
Juliana
Maya
Monica was a no show and was replaced by Maya. Maya can best be described as a MILF Latina from Guatemala with an easy going personality.  Hana was a Hungarian MILF and Juliana, an athletic build reserved Brazilian lass.

This is the second phoenix party I have reviewed and have been to, on average 5 of these parties. As with the last party, this was at the same venue. The venue is a two-bedroom basement flat near Paddington and Royal Oak stations. Easy to get to. Flat was basic, tidy and functional. It's within an estate and is discreet. Parties run by the lady (M?) who facilitates the Comms. Overall Comms were good with postcode given along with flat number when I arrived. Paper tributes provided on entry with robes provided and showers compulsory. Showers also compulsory when moving between each girl (knew what to expect having previously been to these parties).

Low numbers with us three and another chap there (4 of us in total with three girls). Was told go go into the room with Hana for what seemed to be a one-to-one encounter (not really my thing when I'm at parties). Anyway did enjoy the oral (covered) and the cowgirl. After my shower went into the other room where the other three were getting serviced by Maya and Julianna. On with the Dom and took Julianna from behind as she was sucking off my mate. Whilst this was going on Maya walked back into the room (after briefly leaving) and ran her hands down my back and down the crack of my ass. Instant turn on and almost popped. After noticing Maya free (bent offer and servicing another chap), I quickly showered changed Dom and took her from behind. Eventually the other chap nutted and left and I got Maya to lay on the bed. So here is the scene. One of my mates is laying on the bed with Julianna giving him a sensual hand job. I'm also laying on the bed spooning Maya while her hands are all over my mates chest and they make their way down his balls whilst Julianna is giving my mate the hand job. Surprisingly he didn't last long and shot his load all over Julianna and Maya (thankfully none on me!). I fancied a hand job and switched positions with Maya giving me the hand job while I laid on my back. Job done and nutted. Didn't have the energy for a second pop. Finished off the party with Julianna giving me a sports massage (think she said she was a sports therapist in Brazil). Great massage and loosened all the knots in my back. Showered, said my goodbyes and went for a post party drink at local pub with my three mates chatting about the party, girls we punted, WWE and music.

So the question is would I attend these parties again and my answer is yes. These parties continue to represent good value for money. At £160 for two hours, you get the chance to party with three girls. Most decent SPs are charging £170/£180 per hour at least nowadays. So £160 for two hours represents good value for money. However I do wonder how long these parties will last for. If I nor my two mates attended, that left one person at the party. Would M have continued or ended it on the hour mark? Are these low numbers a regular factor at the parties nowadays and impacting M's profit? If these parties go, I think they'll be a loss to the London party scene.

Friendly Thai Lady – Cradley Heath – TOFTT

NEGATIVE - NEGATIVE - NEGATIVE - NEGATIVE – NEGATIVE
Worst punt of the year so far.

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Firstly, there are two links to two adverts because they’re both on the same phone number. This was at Chester Road flats again, although a different flat to a previous review I did.

The advertised girl is 23 though I’d put this fugly golem somewhere in her 40’s. Could have only been 5’ tall, got a gut on her, a fat arse, saggy tits, and a pussy that felt like I was fucking a bucket. Negotiations were done through google translate, which I fucking hate.

I paid £60 for 30 minutes, with an extra £30 for OWO and CIM.

I’d have to say it started badly and went downhill from there.

It was supposed to start with a 69 and OWO. But the cleaning process that she did used some sort of spray on foam that stung like fuck on my bell end. Then wiped down with baby wipes. She then did something I have never seen in my life before she took a mouthful of water and tried to give me oral while holding the water in her mouth. This just meant that although her mouth was technically on me there was NO contact at all. It felt like someone holding a bag of cold water on my dick. She also stood up while doing this so I couldn’t get my mouth on her. Unfortunately for her I have Mr Tickle arms and could reach her pussy. Which she objected to, she first put baby oil on my fingers so I could finger her, and then decided the best option was to put a condom on my finger. I wouldn’t mind if I work in dirty environment, but I work in an office, and I’d had a shower prior to going, and I keep my nails clean and trimmed short.

As the blowjob or aqua wash or whatever it was wasn’t working I decided to fuck her. She put so much lube on the condom and in her pussy that I couldn’t feel anything at all, there was no sensation what so ever. I even checked I was in, there was so little feeling. And all the time she kept saying “Slowly, slowly, slowly” while at the same trying to rush me. She did everything she possible could to speed things up, even bollocks like ‘we’re running out of time’ when I’d only been there 6 minutes. Missionary didn’t work because I had to look at her fugly face. I tried doggy but this just meant she kept bouncing back at me to speed me up. By now my dick is waving the white flag and going soft, I hate been fucking rushed. I said in your mouth now, I stood and she sat on the edge of the bed and I wanked myself into her face, or tried too. She tried every trick in the book not to do CIM which I paid for. She kept standing up saying “on boobs, on boobs”, so I pushed her back down, she kept turning her face away, she kept leaning to one side. I can’t say I’m proud of this, but I lost shit big time, which is saying something for me because generally I’m really laid back. But if you’re going to take my money then you give the service that I’ve paid for or you give me a refund. So, I grabbed her head and shoved my cock in her mouth and I came. I got two good jets into her mouth before she managed to turn her head away again. Although this just resulted in her getting the third jet of cum straight into her ear. She did a lot of shouting at this point and even though deep down I knew she didn’t understand what I said, I got some joy out pointing out that if she’d kept her mouth on my cock like I’d paid for she wouldn’t now be trying to get cum out of her ear with a baby wipe and a cotton bud.

I got dressed and left. I’d been there about 18 minutes.

Pros: Not a single fucking one.

Cons: Where the fuck do I start, too many to list.

Would I go back, not a fucking chance. I’d rather pay someone to put acupuncture needles into my scrotum, at least I’d feel something unlike with bucket fanny.

I actually walked from this punt.  I think it’s acceptable to review?  Please delete if not.

She has some very strong positives here, but I was getting major red flags at the start of the punt.

She didn’t meet the dress request.

She seemed very cold and business like.

She had a lot of acne and yellow teeth.

Seemed like a smoker, vapes and ciggies dotted around. 

Generally looked tired and shagged out.  She said it was her last day.

For only the 2nd or 3rd time in 25 years punting i decided to walk.  It just wasn’t worth the £400 or even half of that.

She has great reviews on here but strong recommendation is to see her at the start of a trip.  If she comes back she might be fresher.

I actually think this extends to all diva girls.  Even the greats turn to shit on their last week.

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