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North East / Yessica - Premium Escorts
« by nightdriver76 on May 15, 2026, 07:37:26 am »
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Location : Newcastle City Centre Hotel – fit for purpose easy access

Fee Paid : £80 for half hour

Communication : Really good, only unnerving thing is I was told to just arrive and go to the room. Usually have to send a text on arrival to get room/house number. Not sure how discreet this may be – thinking of a later punter being eager and arriving super early

Yessica : This is where things went downhill and I nearly walked. I think I am partly to blame for this (which is why I stayed) as I had never been with an Indian lady before and had this picture in my head of what I expected – unfortunately Yessica was nothing like this.

Review : So, I decided to stay even though I didn’t fancy her at all. Brief summary – went to kiss, moved away, tried to get condom on within the first couple of minutes, oral would have been with. Went for a cuddle, yes we were both naked but she bent over so far (to prevent parts not touching) I felt like we were about to sumo wrestle.

Didn’t bother with oral as condoms are a struggle to me for oral so bit of finger play on her, went to give oral then noticed this stench, which was coming from both front and back.

So backed away, asked about facial – no, could cum over her boobs but she kept moving away. Ended up having a wank and cum on her belly – no way was I putting my cock inside her even with a condom.

Now, dunno why but it was a huge load that came out, and I mean huge, however she asked for a towel, wiped down then put her clothes on – no wipes or nothing.

Whilst she was doing this I asked to use the bathroom where the toilet was unflushed.

She was a friendly lass can’t dispute that, looks may have been my fault as mentioned, but overall the total lack of hygiene was the worst I have came across.


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East England / AliceHotThai - Hatfield
« by Flightfan on May 15, 2026, 03:45:34 am »
A recent visit. Very positive!

All communication via WhatsApp. I sent a message in the morning to book an early afternoon appointment. Time agreed and address street/apartment block given. It's near the Aldi so parked up there. The first 90 mins parking is free so perfect. Just make sure you get the free ticket from the machine.

Sent a message to say I'd arrived and received the flat number with a photo to guide me to the correct entrance. Make sure you get the right one. Once inside I was buzzed in and up to the first floor. The magic door opened and was greeted by a tall bigger girl, not what I was expecting. Language issues caused some more confusion but when I showed her my messages from Alice (or her admin) she went to the bedroom and another punter came out and we swapped places. That could have been awkward!

Alice was a petite sweet looking girl. AW photos are accurate and current. Paid £130 for 1 hour + £10 for DFK.
Quick freshen up in the bathroom and straight into the action. She started off a little shy but soon got into it. Nice massage with her straddling me, I'm guessing she has had training, I enjoyed it. When she'd finished my front I moved her up for some face sitting RO. She was a little stubbly but very fresh. OWO on me followed by more RO and rimming on her. No fingers in her pussy but didn't mind one in her arse while I'm giving her clit some attention. Jonny on and in I go. She's on her back and I'm on my knees. I encouraged Alice to give her clit a good rub while I'm fucking her - loving this. She's really giving it some and that sent me over the edge. FK turning into DFK always available. She gave full access to her tits and nips, no holding back there either.

Finished about 10 mins early but I'm done. Cleanup and a shower in the en-suite with a fresh towel. I invited her in to wash my back but was declined. She did jump in the shower straight after me - always a good sign.

Said she'd be in Hatfield until the 22nd.

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East Midlands / Scammed in Derby
« by mr.avenger on May 15, 2026, 02:47:59 am »
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Just been scammed by an escort in Derby, so I’m posting this as a warning for others.

Before meeting, I asked for all the service details and everything sounded genuine. When I arrived on the street, I asked for the house number. That’s when I was told I needed to pay half the amount upfront before I would be given the address and allowed in.

I was hesitant, so instead of paying the full half amount immediately, I transferred £30 first. I was told that if I couldn’t pay the remaining amount, the £30 would be refunded. That refund trick made it seem more genuine, so I ended up transferring the remaining amount to make up the half payment. In total, I transferred £65.

After that, instead of receiving the house number, I was suddenly told I needed to contact her “boss” for a verification process. Apparently, she would issue me a “passcode” that I would then need to show her before being allowed inside.

At that point, it started sounding suspicious, but I decided to see where it was going. They asked for my name, phone number, and postcode to supposedly put me into some database. Then came another demand — a £100 refundable “security deposit.”

That was the moment I realised this was most likely a scam. I asked them what kind of safety or security £100 was supposed to provide when I hadn’t even been given the house number or seen the lady in person yet. I explained that I was already there and fully willing to pay once I was inside and had actually met her.

They insisted it was “procedure” and said if I didn’t pay, the meeting would be cancelled and my money refunded. I told them to refund me because none of this felt trustworthy anymore.

I was told the refund would arrive within an hour. It’s now been several hours and I’ve been blocked completely.

So this is just a warning to others: the pictures may look attractive and convincing, but it’s not legit. It’s a scam. Thankfully I stopped at £65. If I had paid the so-called security deposit as well, I would have lost £165 instead.

A blessing in disguise, I guess. Beware.

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London / Barina-Diva-SloanSquare
« by Mikemike365365247247 on May 15, 2026, 02:01:49 am »
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Bottom Line Up Front:  I think I have a new favorite in London. This girl is awesome. Run, don’t walk!

Comms:  Setup was easy through Telegram. No issues.

The Meeting:  Pics are accurate. She opens the door, says hi, and goes right into some very soft yet passionate LFK, which leads to DFK. We just make out in the doorway for a minute or two before she even fully closes the door. Then more making out as we get further inside. We take a break and take care of the 300 payment. Then right back to making out.

The Deed:  This girl is as GFE as they come. I had to keep reminding myself that it was a punt, because it sure didn’t feel like it. It felt like I had returned home to a horny girlfriend after being gone for a month. We kept making out, eventually with me on top of her on the bed. She asked if I wanted a shower, but I declined since I’d just taken one. Eventually all our clothes are off and we’re still making out. Eventually I go down on her and she is EXTREMELY responsive. She gladly accepted FIV as well. We both lost track of how many times she came. I was hoping to make her squirt, but it didn’t happen. Eventually I take a break and have her do OWO while I continue to play with her clit. Back to more RO. This chick absolutely loved it!  The vibrating alarm on her phone goes off, which she completely ignored. Out of respect for her time, I strap up in mish. More making out while pounding away. After I bust, I collapse on the bed next to her and we cuddle for a minute. Her phone alarm is still vibrating. Eventually I hand it to her and she turns it off. I take a shower and head on my way.

Overall, best punt I’ve had in London and probably one of the best I’ve had anywhere in a very long time. She said she’s only been here for four days and she leaves in two weeks. Enjoy her while she’s here!

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London / Adjika-BabylonGirls-Battersea
« by Mikemike365365247247 on May 15, 2026, 01:43:25 am »
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Bottom Line:  Her attitude was fine, sex seemed a bit like a routine, and we just didn’t have good chemistry.

Comms:  The agency responded to my initial text quickly. After I requested the time and duration, they left me hanging for about 30 minutes. When I pimped them, they responded right away with the confirmation. This tells me the had the confirmation earlier, but failed to send it to me. When I arrived at the apartment, and buzzed the flat, Adjika asked that I give her another 5-10 minutes. This was after the third attempt buzzing her.  I messaged the agency and they said she was ready now. When I got outside her flat and rang the door bell, it took her a couple more minutes to finally let me in. I could hear here banging things around inside.

The Meeting:  Her face in the pics is accurate and I found her face very attractive. She has a lot of tattoos that are edited out. She also has cankles, which I found unattractive. We stood in her kitchen area and made small talk for a while, which I found a little annoying. It was almost like she was stalling. She then went into the bedroom to do something with the door closed. I was about ready to walk, but I had already paid the 350.

The Deed:  We finally got to the bedroom and I take a shower. When I get out, we start some LFK. She doesn’t like the use of tongue. Eventually she started a very nice OWO. This was the highlight. After I moved her on her back for some RO. She faked the enjoyment, and no fingers were allowed. Then we moved to covered mish while she used her viberator  I came and then watched her finish herself. I then took a shower and went on my way.

She’s nice and all, but I guess we just weren’t that into each other. She does have some dom stuff hanging on the walls, so I think she’s usually more into that.

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North West / Chanel @ Temptations - Prestwich
« by xxxpacxxx on May 15, 2026, 12:45:31 am »
Third visit to Temptations having previously seen Chloe and Electra, both full of filth and fun! Chanel’s reviews were good on here. Called an hour before to book for 6.30pm, 30 minutes. 

Arrived 5 minutes early hoping to see some of the other girls. Paid my £50. Liked the look of Grace and she seemed fun. Chanel kept me waiting and it was about 5.37pm before she appeared, receptionist even shouted on her a few times to say that I was waiting. In the room, we agreed PSE for £20 oral only session, and she disappeared out whilst I had a quick shower. She didn’t appear again until after 5.45pm.

Chanel has a chavvy milf look. Big, but nice looking fake tits. Nice big arse. Big lips. Looked filthy which is what I wanted that day, but the service didn’t match the look.

Started with OWO, was toothy and no variation in technique, no ball sucking or licking - up and down, up and down. She sat on my face and nearly smothered me, before I rimmed her on all fours. Fake and disinterested moaning throughout. Back to oral and a bit of titty fucking. Everything was dictated by me and there was a distinct lack of effort.

She was distracted and her phone kept buzzing throughout.

She decided it was time to finish so increased the fake moaning and sped up the OWO. Came in her mouth and she couldn’t get away quick enough to spit it out and get me in the shower.

I was showered and out of the room by 6pm, according to the clock in reception. It was a 15 minute punt. She was disinterested and it felt like she was going through the motions.  Maybe it was an off day but I wouldn’t see her again.

I like Temptations, but they need another Chloe! She was a cracker! I also think that punting towards the end of the day can impact the service.

£70 for what was meant to be 30 minutes.

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East England / MissMKB - Elstree
« by vman1 on May 15, 2026, 12:26:46 am »
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Back in Feb '26, had a need/lust for fake tits & found reviews & Google search of MissMKB looking good so far. Text her in morning for same day, 60 mins in-call for 1pm. Disclosed to her my stats, British Indian, all was good. In-call was at I believe for punting a well known hotel. Comms was prompt from memory.

Location not near train station, had to concede driving in pissing rain to hotel. Was very tight with time, ended up 5 mins late getting cash £300 ouch bet hey ho  :P, plus M25 traffic but kept her informed which she was ok with. Parked on road next to car park, avoided hotel ANPR, text for room number, prompt reply & at room 2 mins. Door opens, she is tucked behind, into room. Maxine in casual clothing, is real from search & delighted what I saw,  she mentioned having brekkie hotel lobby, lovely chatty.

Money sorted, gave me her do's and don'ts which I don't remember, no issues. Needed shower, onto action with light kissing probably FK. I prefer to undress my SP's, working to her orbs look & feel great & must say props to surgeon. Kinda a bit big for her build but she's so hot to me. Had a play with sucking gentle caressing. Moved to OWO, which kinda average to maybe decent. At points got her on kneeling & to lay on bed to slide my member for titjob, divine. Allowed RO on her no fingering permitted, tasted clean & responsive nonetheless. Onto main action, positions was a blur though  :D. Ended with 3 weeks of batter on those orbs, lovely!  :dance: :cool:

Showered chat & left on time.

Is on hotlist hopefully for inner London, but can manage drive if need be.

Please feel for q's or any feedback.

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Wales / Rebecca's Tantric Massage Llandudno
« by Thephoenix on May 14, 2026, 11:55:44 pm »
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Booking by text with some initial delays in answering but all resolved and prompt on the day.
Initial reply gives clear details of the service offered and range of prices:
FBSM including B2B with PM - (optional but highly recommended).
15mins £50
30mins £70
60mins £100

IMO you definitely need the hour to appreciate this lady's service.

Post code given initially then full address when close by.

Located in town centre.
Access to ground floor then stairs up to flat on 2nd floor.
Modern, nicely decorated massage room with adjacent clean modern bathroom and shower available if required.
The massage room has a good sturdy massage bench (which is just as well), and candles, incense and relaxing music set the tone.

I was met by Rebecca who's photos are accurate.
She looks even better in the flesh.
Tall, curvy with lovely dusky skin, pretty face with lovely full lips.
Quite a change from my usual Asian massage girls.
All in all a very attractive and friendly young lady who says she's 25, and I'm not going to argue.

£100 paid and we both undress from the start.

What follows is what probably most of us are looking for in a decent B2B.

This wasn't the usual massage with very little teasing followed by 5 - 10 minutes crap B2B at the end.
This was the bees knees of B2B front and back, with some quite decent massage thrown in, and some very enjoyable and energetic PM.
The massage starts but it's not long before Rebecca climbs aboard and rubs and gyrates on your back.

Then as if from nowhere a finger or two(or more????) start pleasantly probing your little botty in search of the magic gland.
She's done this before I think, as she has no trouble finding it.

It's time to turn over and it's more B2B.
This time even more sensual.
She's almost touching your lips with hers and little kisses on the neck which I'm happy to reciprocate.
She invites you to touch her also, (but no pussy).
At this stage I'd have paid a lot of money to shag her as she's very sexy. ( Although in reality that's just wishful thinking on my part)

After a while she repositions herself at the bottom of the table and sits in between your legs to perform the PM & HE.

I told Rebecca from the outset that I'd have trouble getting a decent erection and probably wouldn't climax, but as often happens with other ladies, it's seen as a personal challenge, ( and who was I to deter her)

Some might think what's the point in spending £100 in such circumstances when I know I'm unlikely to cum.
To me it's still an hour of sensual indulgence with a beautiful young lady who is only too pleased to cavort her voluptuous naked body over mine for an hour and make an ol' codger very happy.

For the rest of you young randy sods, get yourselves off to the seaside.
At £100 for such a good service, IMO it's gvfm.

Good shower and a nice hug to finish.

Ps... I'm supposed to be punting retired so don't tell anyone.

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West Midlands / Nutcha. Stratford upon avon.
« by Genetunney on May 14, 2026, 11:13:38 pm »

Meet happened a few weeks ago.

Cost me about 50£ for the hour. Plus 30 for a happy ending. About this price. Sorry I can't really remember


The lady was polite enough. She told me she was 44 ish, but she could pass for 29 no problem.
The massage was too hard. She didn't even ask what I wanted. Even after I asked her to make it soft.

So, really nothing special about the massage, no tricks or novelty techniques to report. Wish I hadn't asked for a happy ending.  I prefer it when there's little strokes, glides, that get me excited. But there was nothing sexy about the massage.

Sorry. Very forgettable. Forgot I'd had the massage, let alone leave a review.

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London / Diva Deepika - Bayswater
« by Iceman007 on May 14, 2026, 11:10:17 pm »
I saw a previous review on here and thought i would check her out, managed to align dates last week

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Location - I decided to walk from Queensway station was an easier option to Baywater and I didn't mind the walk. Got to the block of flats and navigated through the different lift options. The apartment is very close to the lift so if anyone is waiting for the lift could be a little awkward.

Appearance - She opened the door wearing a bathrobe so not the most appealing, I followed her to the room which was small but fit for purpose. It's a working flat which i believe she shares with someone, she had to pop out to do something she came back after a few minutes and took off her robe where she had a nice lingerie which is what I was expecting when she opened the door, not a deal breaker but first impressions count. She is probably mid-30s but looks younger has a good figure with fake tits which is in proportion to her body. I found her attractive enough

Services - We laid on the bed fondled each other with slow kisses which transitioned to DFK definitely built up the intensity. I slowly took off her bra and slipped my hand into her pants, and fingered her gently. She then took my boxers off and sucked me off wasn't deep but was decent enough. She was ready for sex but i wasn't so i said lets continue with the foreplay so more kissing and I went down on her, clean shaven and tasted good. Finally we got round to sex which was great she was on top of me and her tits looked great, she came down to kiss me whilst on top which was nice. We changed positions and went into missionary, finally cum inside her and continued for a bit longer.
Chatted to her for a bit she mentioned she thinking of moving to Dubai or Switzerland with her kid, she seems to like the city life, going out to bars and restaurants


Overall A good experience seeing a Indian woman, probably wouldn't return too many options

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South East / Sexy IsabellaGFE, Reading - TOFTT
« by Cunning Punt on May 14, 2026, 10:53:06 pm »
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I saw Isabella when she was in Reading in February. She was only there for a short time and has not been back since, but her profile says she is returning next week, hence my review now.

Comms/location:
Booking for 30mins was made easily by text - £80 + £20 OWO. The venue was one of few small one-bedroom flats in one small premises in middle of a terrace of shops in Reading town centre.

The woman:
Photos are accurate. Isabella is a slim Polish bird around 40-years-old with fake breasts and, clearly, some botox because her facial features are stuck in an odd grin. She was pleasant and friendly, plus very shy, and her English isn't that good.

Services:
FK not DFK, reasonable soft OWO, responsive in RO and sex was fairly perfunctory. There wasn't any engagement or eye contact, looking down in mish rather than at me, which is always a massive turnoff.

I won't return.

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Visited May 2026

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On AW she has a higher price of £120 per hour, but is full service escort description.

I had tried contacting her via AW email, and then whatsapp, but no reply to either. I then sent an SMS text and she replied to that. We made a booking a day or so ahead, and agreed 1hr £90 sexy massage. She confirmed full address at the shop in Ashton.

I first met Amy (or Pam as she was then) at her shop in Bury, several tears ago, so I knew what to expect. She must be at least 50 now, and VERY curvy. Still sexy in a certain way, but no tiny little Thai woman.  :P

On the morning her comms were great and I went into the shop no problem. She said she remembered me and gave me a nice kiss and sexy hug and ran her hands over me.   

She was there on her own, although there were at least two massage rooms, maybe three? She said another woman is arriving next week for a while.
 
She took me to the room and immediately asked me if I wanted everything, rather than just a massage and HE. I decided to just stay with the massage, and she wasn’t upset by that. I paid and got undressed while she disappeared off with the money. Stash it away and I guess they also check for fake notes like every other shop now.   :unknown:

She started on the massage. Structured and firm, similar to most other Thai massages, but her movements and strokes are quicker. Plenty of oil was applied, and she would give playful strokes to tease me, and whisper in my ear. Also gave me a few full on kisses, I guess seeing if I would change to full service. After about 30 mins the dress came off, and her ample boobs were on show. She is carrying a fair bit of weight, certainly no tiny Thai woman. Her boobs were used all over me to great affect, with plenty of oil. I was then turned over and B2B continued all over the front. This included plenty of time with my face held in her cleavage, and more kissing.  :dance:

Eventually Amy settled down to deliver a great tit-wank, although needed to use her hands to bring me to completion. :D

Nice clean-up, then used her shower to clean off the oil. Out on time.

All in all, services delivered OK and what I expected.  :thumbsup:

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East England / Massage and hot stone Lowestoft
« by Bass245 on May 14, 2026, 10:17:33 pm »
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Hi, This review is for two visits I have had to Massage and hot stone.

The first was February didn't book just turned up and rang bell, waited a cpl of mins to be let in. It's on a busy roundabout with some footfall if this bothers you, there is parking around back.

I was greeted by Thai girl cant remember name little bit plump quite attractive around mid 30s or so, Asked for full body massage paid £50 for 1hr and taken up stairs to large room with bed and mirror on wall. Asked to undress. She stayed in room while I undressed which I liked. I asked should I remove boxers? to which she replied in a giggly fashion "yes you want full body massage" her demeanour was flirty and giggly.

I lay on bed and asked extras? to which she replied yes. Face down on bed received good but not professional massage with plenty of CCs and reach unders, she asked "you like" yes I replied. After 30 mins asked what extras I wanted I went for B2B £60 grabbed cash out of wallet. she stripped off, Good B2B climbed on me and rubbed up on down then tits in my face so could suck nips. She wanked me with her thighs. I was allowed to touch so fondled tits and pussy not inside, bit of hair down there.

Finished with good oily HR and cleaned up, very friendly girl will visit again.

Second visit two weeks ago, this time booked by phone call. Slightly younger I think, sorry no name again, tits looked big not so when undressed as had push up bra on. same process as above, massage very good Professional I would say, B2B not as good in my opinion, no tits in face or thigh wank,  this time offered BJ, said no she pushed so agreed £20. asked to pay upfront not enough cash so had to bank transfer. wanking me while stood with phone, I sorted it but still not great lost it a bit as passion killer sorting money and adding her as payee, will def have cash next time. She proceeded to put what looked like a plastic bag over my cock for the BJ, no condom?? This was also a bit of a turn off but good BJ.

Finished me with HR and cleaned me up. 

While I was having this massage my mate (who I introduced to the joys of thai massage) was with the girl I saw first time and had an amazing BJ with condom she was really wet he said (he must have pushed the right buttons).

Only seen these two not sure if any more work there.

Will visit again defo but will go for first girl if given choice.





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Wales / Pretty Thai nuknik Cardiff
« by clevertrevor on May 14, 2026, 09:47:08 pm »
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£120/hour plus £10 dfk

I know I know.... Extra £10, but that only took it to the standard £130/hour with no extra for owo.

New Thai popped up and after a bit of research she sounded a goodun.
Booked an hour at LCR location on the aw number. When I arrived she called me on a different number so be aware of that, to give me the flat number.
Quite dark in the flat with the ceiling light projector thing on the go.
She laughed when she saw me as she recognized me from last time I saw her,  took me a minute to click who she was,  previously went under the name of leeya and was still in my phone book with 10 stars rating.

Paid the £130 and had a quick freshen up shower.
Off she strip's and has a fantastic body, if round tits, fake but no noticeable scars, perfect arse which id love to fuck for the extra £50 (maybe next time).
Dfk was excellent,  long session of owo, fuck me she can suck cock!!!  Mix of slow and deep then hard n fast,  how I never blew is a mystery.

She could see I was struggling with my back problem which I've had for a few days so offered a massage which was good.
More owo and asks if I wanted to fuck.
Of course I do, not before I eat some pussy pie first!
She genuinely seems to enjoy oral on her, delicious pussy but was getting consense of the time with the old school alarm clock on the bedside table.
Bagged up and slowly fucked in Mish with lots more dfk.
  Was so close to cumming after just a few minutes so tried to prolong myself a bit by stopping briefly.
Wanted a BJ finish and was hoping for cim finish which is extra and I would've paid for it if it happened but at the final finale it was hj for final few seconds.
Had the full hour with possibly one of the best girls in the country in my opinion.
She leaves Monday so I'll definitely be back on the weekend before she goes

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South East / Heidi - tranquility - storrington
« by bindy on May 14, 2026, 09:44:16 pm »
Met Heidi some have reviewed, i was driving down A24 thought i would pop by - quick call on way to make sure she was free, all goood didnt see anyone else Nice premises nr Waitrose car park which is pay & display (cash or card) .

I went for the full body 1/2 an hour for £30, good massage, first time to a place like this one 10min in "wispers body to body / topless (i think she said)" went body to body

she stripped off and got on top sliding up and down, few reach under. i tund over and amazing 10min on my cock and balls, finished up (£60 for b2b)

left happy will return on my next trip back from the coast

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East England / Madison Twin Girl Cambridge TOFT
« by mrbushyfox on May 14, 2026, 09:18:45 pm »
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Ok i'm going to keep this brief because these twins are going to be popular.

Easy comms and apartment in Orchard Park. All photos are spot on £160 for the hour and there was no clock watching
infact i think i slightly over stayed.

I arrived and Madison was in a black 30's dress god she looked amazing.

So Madison really is beautiful... she blew me away this didn't feel in any way transactional and never had such passionate time with an SP. I have come close
but she takes the prize here. A haze of oral both ways.... rimming her was just the best! BOY She can kiss for Poland. the whole encounter was 10/10
Sex was equally impressive. You get the picture..... I hope to see her again before she goes. Was offered a duo... may have to do that if they can fit me in once the word is out. They are only here for a week.

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North West / Brooklyn babes crewe Cassie
« by softlad25 on May 14, 2026, 09:06:19 pm »
Unfortunately seen Cassie recently £50 entrance fee basic
 owo gfe extra £30
Cassie small girl had a dirty look about her sexually
So i enter room  take a shower to freshen up dry myself then wait on bed for her to enter
about 7 mins waiting she comes in then back out for another 3/4 mins eventually comes back
upsells the extras owo kissing ro
The bj consisted of popping the head in and out like a lollipop but not in a good way kissing where pecks at best so on to ro shaved looked nice bit of clit licking
On with the rubber and mounted me not much go in her by this time I'm starting to lose wood
so ask for bj again she decided to throw a leg over and have pussy licked Thats when the stench hit me  :vomit:
must of been after i had been inside her
had her wank me to finish paid the extra and she's gone took another shower and off
bought some mouthwash from shop
absolutely horrendous 
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This meet was a few weeks ago. Lots of positive reviews so she has been on my radar.

Location - City centre flat near to Chinese supermaket

When : Last few weeks did not post to hide my identity , if it was a negative i would have tried to post the same night.

60 minutes = £100 for 60 mins B2B massage including

Looks = unsure what to expect behind the door trick , well impressed by her shape and chest.

Service 8 /10

Size 8 or 10 nice shape

Communications - Called Suzy early morning , she called me back and agreed an afterrnoon meet.

Text sent with post code and details

An hour before meet text sent to confirm all ok .

Once i arrived called given door number,

£100 given to Natali then down to business told to take off clothes off and lie down on bed.  She took hers off and started the massage using plenty of oil. My first ever B2B message so unsure what expect nice feeling her chest on my body. She whispered in my ears no idea what she was saying.

She told me to turn over then spent some time carresing my cock then jumped to get condom oral with. A long time since i had ow. After a few minutes gave her oral which she seemed to enjoy. After a while asked her to jump on my cock nice feeling sucking on her nipples whilst inside Nat. Came over her breasts  gave me a nice wipedown ,  cleaned up no clock watching i will return.

When you arrive remember she can be quirky, if it was not for reading previous reviews i would have walked.

I will revisit Nat again without a doubt.

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1hour massage £45
B2B £50

Meet happened at the weekend, arranged a booking no problem as replies were quickly returned. Shop is at the end of a pedestrianised street with little to no foot fall but I parked on the plentiful car park at the rear. Txt them to know I’d arrived and asked about the rear door and they duly opened the door for me.
Upon entering was asked to wait in the side room (kitchen) while they showed another customer out but quickly led into one of the rooms by Wone.
Room was of a good size with two massage tables in it and pleasantly warm, Wone is early 20’s around 5’ 5” with a good figure, short black hair and quite attractive.
After paying the fee, stripped off and got on the table. Massage commenced and plenty of oil was used and she did a very good job indeed getting into all the nooks and crannies on my back shoulders and neck, although no cc swipes happened it was very pleasant.
Turned over and after a brief front massage she asked the question regarding extras, opted for he B2B. Wone stripped off to reveal a cracking figure, nice pert boobs and a FULL bush. She oiled herself up then climbed on top to give an excellent B2B paying good attention to my dick with a great tit wank. She eventually worked her way down and applied more oil and gave me a slow sensual HJ leading me to explode over her hands.
After she cleaned herself up she cleaned me thoroughly with hot water and clean warm towels, no more massage was offered but I was fine with that, got dressed, a quick chat, payed for the extras and left through the rear just under the hour.
Overall a good visit would definitely return if I’m in the area.

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London / SA-Special - Liverpool Street
« by puntermist on May 14, 2026, 08:12:56 pm »
Felt like punting after a while. Saw Anna's reviews and thought I'd give her a go.

Date May 2026


Service  1 hour booking OWO, DFK, Sex, CIM

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Comms
Messaged her on WhatsApp app didn't hear back, got a reply the following day. Agreed date and time for that same day. Confirmed again 2 hours before booking.

Appearance Tall, slim red hair, small saggy breasts. Dressed in Lingerie and red lipstick. Not sure of her age 50s maybe. Milf type look

Location and Setup
Small flat on quiet road within a few mins walk from Liverpool Street. I think it was on the 2nd floor don't think there was a lift.

Details
Anna let me in, behind door trick. Looked great dressed in lingerie and red lipstick. Some small talk and LFK.
Paid via bank transfer and then I asked if I could shower. Shower was awful have to hold the handheld shower up and water doesn't flow properly and was either burning hot or cold after a quick shower I came out.

Straight into DFK for a good few mins. Then onto the bed for OWO. She had good technique and felt great this carried on for about 25mins with exchanges of DFK in between. Finally came in her mouth. Cleaned me up and then we chatted a little and she started to get me hard again with more DFK and OWO and hands. Could have spent the full hour with her just blowing me but only had a few mins left and decided to fuck her.
Condom on missionary and came within a few mins. Cleaned up in the bathroom and went home. Out on the hour mark.

Recommendation
A positive experience, enjoyed my time, not a fan of the breasts. Oral was so good.

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South East / x roxi xx - Portsmouth
« by icy on May 14, 2026, 08:08:10 pm »
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Roxi had been on my HL for a while as she rarely seems to have her green light on whenever I check. Finally managed to see her earlier this month and honestly, what a waste of money.

Comms were alright. Had to call twice as she didn’t answer the first time, but booked in for later that day no problem.

Location was a flat in Southsea. Not the nicest area/building but the room itself was alright.

In person she definitely looked older than the stated 32. I’d say add at least another 5-7 years personally. She was wearing black leggings and a long sleeve black top too, not exactly a sexy vibe.

Paid £100 for half hour. Also got a text after booking and when I was already on the way saying the price was actually a tenner more than advertised.

Sorted the donation, had a quick chat on the bed while I undressed. One positive — she’s a good kisser. Not full DFK but plenty of tongue and probably the best part of the meet.

Then she got a condom out for oral. I asked about OWO as it’s on her profile and she said she doesn’t do it. If I’d known that beforehand I honestly wouldn’t have bothered booking.

Oral itself wasn’t good either. Way too rough with both hands and mouth, loads of pressure and really over the top hand movement. Had to ask her to slow down and be gentler because I was close to losing my erection.

Moved onto protected sex. Started with her on top, she had some enthusiasm but again way too fast paced for my liking and didn’t really adjust when asked. Missionary was a bit better and I just about managed to finish, then within about 10 seconds she said time was up.

Was out the door in about 27 minutes.

Won’t be returning. £100+ for half hour for a meet like that is poor, especially when there are girls around charging similar money that are miles better.

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East England / Kylie Twin Girl - Cambridge TOFTT
« by hbautumn1 on May 14, 2026, 07:49:55 pm »
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Price: £160 for 1 hour, no extras

When: Today

Comms: I saw her on VS earlier and the pattern of the ad meant it was definitely going to be a new Polish girl. It was just one VS posting earlier, so it was a surprise when I saw on the discussion thread it was twins on AW! I shot a message to Madison (liked the lingerie better haha) and she said I could come right away.

Location/room: Got to the place easily, everyone should know whereabouts it is now. Got let in and had to wait by the door to the flat for a while, not the greatest but its fine. Rooms and nice and tidy as always, with the chair for clothes and mirror for watching.

Looks/Girl: I was pleased with who greeted me at the door, very attractive face (9/10) and wearing heels, lingerie and a silky robe. She was probably about 5'8" with the heels on. She's not as a skinny as the photos make her out to be, which is definitely a plus for me. Nicely sized ass and soft tits that are perfect for grabbing.
My surprise though was when she introduced herself as Kylie! My guess is that Madison had a booking and she pawned me off to Kylie, definitely not complaining about that though.

Meet: Got sent off to have a shower and after I was finished I had to wait a minute or two before she came back. She started taking off heels right away and seemed a little nervous, explained by the fact that it was her first day working! We got to the action with some LFK and groping, which despite the lack of DFK was still very passionate. After maybe 5 minutes she moved to OW which was still very passionate but just not doing it for me (OW never does). I got her to hop into cowgirl after she applied a copious amount of lube (says she hates the feel of the condom). She was grinding like crazy and genuinely seemed to like it - even making herself cum (either it was real or she is the best actress in the world). Switched through doggy and missionary as well before I finished in the bag on top of her with a kiss. Have to say that was the most passionate and genuine-seeming sex I've had with a WG ever.

Inbetween the rounds we cuddled and chatted. I asked about how she ended up here and she mentioned they're staying for 5 more days. She's had a good day today so is considering coming back in June. She had a very cute demeanour whilst we chatted, really adding to the GFE vibe. Also asked about duo-ing with her twin, says they can do massage together but if it came to sex that one of them would leave the room (very understandable - would've been very surprised if they did full on duo!). I asked to see a photo of the two of them, and she said I could see her sister if she was free once we had finished.

20 minutes left and she asked if I wanted to shower later. I said no, meaning we had more time for round 2. Absolutely fantastic round 2 starting with more passionate making out before she rode me till I came.

Got cleaned up and dressed. Unfortunately Madison was busy (audibly) so I couldn't confirm their identicalness! They definitely sound identical though  :lol:

Conclusion: I can tell she's going to be popular and its fantastic that there's two of her! Will be seeing her again before she leaves this time (although maybe I should see Madison instead).
This Polish group always chooses a decent bunch and she is probably the best I've had in a while. More genuine and better looking than Innocent Nicole and Posh Hannah. I didn't get the chance to see Luxury Lexy and in my mind Holly was the absolute best (though there might be a lot of nostalgia there).

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North East / Illsa – Alli’s Angels - Newcastle
« by The Outsider on May 14, 2026, 07:39:54 pm »
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Illsa appeared at Alli’s Angels recently, and I made a half hour booking for £80.

Communications

Easy, as you would expect.  The time was agreed over the phone and most of the address was then sent over by text, with the final details given just before kick-off.

Location

Illsa was working from a hotel in central Newcastle.  Generally, I don’t like hotel bookings, but needs must.  In this case, the lifts were easy to find, and you don’t come directly into contact with reception.  I got to the room and back without encountering any staff.

First impressions

The photos and description on the website are accurate.  Illsa is in her early 20s, short and pleasantly curvy.  She has one tattoo that I noticed and presents very much as the classic girl next door.   

We discussed do’s and don’ts, and she ruled out CIM, anal, and facials.  She should also have listed kissing as something she doesn’t do in any real sense.

Main event

With the formalities out of the way, I stripped and joined Illsa on the bed.  She was wearing some nice black underwear that was quickly discarded.   I moved in for a kiss, but was met with only closed mouth pecks.  That’s always disappointing and would be a deal breaker if I’d known in advance.  However, I made the most of it, fondling and kissing her soft natural boobs.

She moved down the bed to perform OWO and this was OK, although she used her hand a lot, and positioned herself to rob me of the voyeuristic view.  After a while I suggested we reach for a condom to move onto sex.  She got more into it at this point, and was quite enthusiastic, especially in cowgirl which gave me a great view and further chance to fondle those boobs.

Conclusion

I’m going to have to give this a neutral.  Illsa was chatty and easy to be with.  I enjoyed the novelty of spending time naked with someone so youthful, cute and curvy.  However her limited closed mouth kissing was a real let down.  If she’d snogged me properly I'd have been up for a repeat visit, but as it is I think it’s one and done.

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Venue: 9/10
Appearance: 8/10
Performance 8/10
VFM: 7/10

After a long hiatus from the scene, I had a bit of an urge for a good thai, but had been stuck for a while after looking into some reviews... then I saw Lena was around, fit pictures, stellar reviews and massive tits. Ticked alot of boxes.

Dropped her a text, comms was decent enough, sent me her menu, requested stockings and enquired about DFK, was told she didn't have stockings with her and DFK not available, confirmed booking for a few hours ahead.

Location is nice enough, didn't seem like a rough area and plenty of street parking.
Lena buzzed me in.

Sound of the door unlocking guided me and the usual behind the door job, Lena's about 5'8, between  the ages of 30,40 and 50, (these mysterious thais) plenty of surgery in certain lights and angles she ages a few years and others she looses them all just as easily, definitely some kind of lip filler, and a pretty rock solid arse at times... her tits though, gorgeous! If they're fake they're really good fakes! Nice small waist (could nearly touch my hands around her) with those calcium cannons still being visible when she had her back turned.
She's friendly and smiley, gave her the cash and she whips a UV light out ( first for me ).

Starts with some light kissing which seemed to go on for a good 5 mins, which is where I could feel her lips was firmer than a non-filter filled pair. Whips out her tits and continues a bit more kissing whilst I fondle her arse and tits, and she's stroking my knob.
Soon she heads sound and starts some OWO, I take a seat on the end of the bed and watch those filler filled lips grip around my cock, licking my balls and just reaching the Gooch at times, and me watching in the mirror, this goes on for a good 5 mins nice and gentle plenty of attention to the banjo, and then she speeds up for another 5 mins where I have to get her to stop before I blow too soon, she then reaches for the baby oil and oils up her tits, this felt amazing, her massive squishy tits sliding about, and watching the head of my knob dissappear between them nearly had me blowing again, so another minute rest where she's ticking my legs and balls with her nails before she suggests the wrapper and climb ontop.

This was probably the only negative, she hops on and I notice its not as tight as I was expecting, and her riding wasn't the greatest, mainly just jiggles about a bit and grinding instead of any up and down movement, was somewhat a blessing as it bought me a bit more time, this time I'm just grabbing her tits, and burying my face in them as they swing about and she seemed to really enjoy having her nipples locked, eventually I decide to take control and literally lifting her up and down whilst my face is buried in a tit to blow my load.

Nice little clean up and then an oiled massage after, which was very light and relaxing but don't expect to get any knots out, also she likes to run a finger over your ring piece.

Flipped over and she begins OWO again, maybe it was the angle she was laying over me but didnt feel anywhere near as good as her on her knees and me sitting, she also tries titwank again but again not as good as before, she then suggests her laying down and I fuck her tits, it was great visually but just couldn't get myself to finish, she put in a strong effort with her hands as I fondle her tits but alas no success. I check the time and see there's 11mins left, so just another jacket on and get to pounding her, surprisingly when I sat back she actually lifted her legs onto my shoulders! What a trooper! Pound away like this and again blow for the 2nd time.

I did notice when getting dressed that from the time I arrived to being dressed again was probably 45-50mins, so her 11mins might just be a hurry up alarm?
All in all she was a solid visit, said shes moving end of the week, then back to Central Leicester for a month.
Would I visit again? Possibly, if I'm in the mood for a big titted thai, (to be fair most that's in east mids have been fairly poor looking at reviews) but only if she remains at around £130.

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South West / Hot-Sweet-Cookie – Bristol Post-Op Trans
« by simping on May 14, 2026, 07:21:30 pm »
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Arranged for a night visit. Coms we're decent, postcode received with price list. Staying in St Paul's. Hallway was dark as hell so couldn't really make out her features, what stood out to me was the size of her feet, I know some girls have huge feet but hers were noticeable and the first 🚩, second was her voice. It kept fluctuating. Started off light..er softer but when we got into the room it became noticeably deeper. Before I parted ways with my tokens I asked to see the goods...yup post op. Made my excuses and left.

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London / Diana - Velvet Touch London - SW10 (TOFTT)
« by James90 on May 14, 2026, 05:59:56 pm »
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£: £100 / half hour

Booking: Text message. Easy to arrange.

Venue:  Flat off a busy road, c12 mins walk from Earls Court Station. Easy to get to. Room appeared clean. Strong smell of cooking observed.  Shower offered on entry and exit.

Looks:  Appears to be the girl in the photos however the photos are better than the girl IRL.  Nice breasts with big nipples. Nice body. Shaved pussy. 

Attitude:  Cold and transactional. Not friendly. Stood at a distance at all times. Spent a lot of time (more than half the time) on her phone. I was paying for this time and therefore disappointment set in very quickly. She cannot converse in English - small talk is not possible.

Service: Massage plus HE. The massage was minimal. Not a good technique. With more than 50pc time remaining, her focus turned very quickly towards HE, effectively ending the service. She then moved her attention towards her phone. She gave more time to her phone than she did to me. Real disappointment.

Cleanliness:  No immediate issues of concern.

Value: No

Summary: A very expensive HJ.
 
Score:  Not recommended.

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North West / Spa Tranquility - Prestwich - Sara
« by Rossyuk on May 14, 2026, 05:38:53 pm »
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Booked in for an hour, texted with rates, massage £50, massage +HE £70, B2b inc HE £100

Phoned and made a booking, was told pretty girl, slim big boobs....
Sara, from Hong Kong, quite pretty very playful but a bit over playful for my liking, there was no, wsws, obvious from the start. She is about 5' quite pretty, ok English and she moves around 3 shops. Slim, size b. Maybe late 20's. Was wearing a red dress with just a thong underneath, all removed. She has had some training but wasn't really that interested in giving the massage as the owner pockets the massage fee.
Not too keen on the playful slapping, bit too much especially on Mr.W.
I wouldn't return again, but she will appeal to some, massage wasn't that great tbh.

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North East / Lisa Siam Smile @ Newcastle centre
« by Andywb on May 14, 2026, 05:30:14 pm »
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Booked 60 minutes for £45 and paid 60 extra for B2B.
 No worries about asking - all agreed at the start. Lisa wanted paying extra in advance.

Lisa is petite and slim. Reasonable handful boobs and natural I think.  Quite a lot of makeup but quite pretty and prob in her 30s. Massage was good with reach unders from the start. I requested she got naked early on and she was happy to oblige. Some good B2B and allowed me to touch her pussy outside but no fingers inside. I am not into RO with SPs so can't be sure that was included but if I had to guess I would say Yes. Her English was not great. She finished me off kneeling between my legs and giving some nice edging before I couldn't hold back anymore.

I am not often in Newcastle but this place seems good value and if other ladies are like Lisa then worth a repeat visit.


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West Midlands / Asian Nancy Telford
« by Long121 on May 14, 2026, 05:24:13 pm »
Got the itch for the first time in months first time this year actually so decided to pop to Telford and see Nancy.
Was a bit tentative as she got a bad review but Jesus there was no need to worry
Lovely face but obviously older than her profile pictures I'd say 30 but the body wow Tiny Thai unfortunately fake tits but they were okay and definitely no kissing not even pecks on the lips which I find strange due to the fact she is quite happy to spend 10 minutes sucking my cock owo and licking my balls which was really nice to be fair. Sent a text of asked if free she said yes was in her flat 10 minutes later paid £80 for the half hour with an extra £10 for owo
Really fit little Thai sucked and licked all the usual no rushing lots of positions and really enjoyed myself although I couldn't cum in the bag so she finished me off by hand whilst licking the balls again then gave me a good thorough cleaning and off I went a happy boy
Would 100% recommend if your into tiny Thais with a lovely disposition £90 well spent





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West Midlands / Jurate Wolverhampton
« by Andywb on May 14, 2026, 05:08:19 pm »
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I have seen Jurate a couple of times since the start of April and can recommend.
£50 for 60 minutes

Her room is in the basement below a busy hairdressers which might be off putting. But as others have said just stride though to the stairs. As you go in there is a wall with a block of artificial plants - will make sense when I see it and you can see it thru the front window before you go in. The stairs are just down a hole in the floor immediately below the artificial plants i.e. not a doorway in the wall which threw me on the first visit. The room is two floors down and there is another massage therapist on the 1st floor down so best not get confused.

So Jurate is prob in her 50s and wore a white tunic. No problem stripping naked and I said I did not need a towel covering. I asked for a firm massage both times. She does a proper massage with almond oil. She wears gloves but it felt fine. When on my front her hands brushed my cock a couple of times but nothing flirty about it. On turn over I was semi limp and I got harder as she messaged the top of my thighs. Having read previous reviews I gambled this would be OK and then popped the question about happy ending. Both times it was a definite No. But she said it was natural to be aroused and I could help myself. She poured oil on my cock and then carried on massaging round my thighs and now including my balls. It felt great and I played with myself til I shot my load. No comment from her during the action. Offered tissues to clean up and then she continues with the massage. Very friendly and quite chatty. Paid at the end and nothing extra.

There was debate around a previous review whether she is doing HE. My experience in the last six weeks is does not - at least with me anyway.

Good value for money just for the massage and a different erotic experience. Accept it for what it is and it is a clear positive for me.

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Yorkshire & the Humber / Lisa- Athena - Sheffield
« by jaguar on May 14, 2026, 04:47:08 pm »
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The Venue :
Athena Massage, Attercliffe Road, Sheffield. An average parlour, with only 1 shower available, and they don’t take bookings, so you just have to turn up and wait for your chosen girl. My chosen girl was Rebecca, but I was told by the other girl Lisa that she wouldn’t be available for 90 minutes. At this point I should have left, but Lisa almost begged me to see her, and promised me a good time, and that she would do everything that Rebecca does. So, I decided to take punt, hoping that she might make a special effort.

The Girl :
Lisa is a large lady, with impressive breasts the size of melons, but what put me off was her very large stomach, which I found a big turn off. I would guess she is in her late thirties or forties. Facially she is not unattractive, and is quite chatty, in her foreign voice.

The Price and Services :
£75 for 30 minutes ‘GFE’ including light kissing, OWO and oral on her, finished by hand.

The Meeting :
This happened in May 2026.
Once upstairs in the room I was asked for £80, but only had £75 with me, as that is what Rebecca charges. She agreed £75, and I reluctantly handed over the cash, wishing I had walked when I had the chance! I returned after a shower and Lisa stripped off. I asked for a kiss, and was told no tongues, so had a bit of light kissing, before having a good suck on her impressive breasts, which was probably the highlight of the encounter. I gave her some oral, and it didn’t take long to bring her to a climax, which she was appreciative of. She then gave me some reasonable OWO, but I guess she sensed that I was never going to get hard enough for a condom, so she continued sucking and wanking me to make me finish. So not much of a GFE, and it was all over in about 15 minutes. She seemed to want to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.

Conclusion :
This was a poor session with I lady I didn’t fancy at all and was very poor VFM.
I will not see Lisa again, and probably won’t go to Athena again unless they start taking bookings.

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TLDR: weak positive as text communication is terrible otherwise girl is ace.

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Saw her a few months ago but only remembered to leave the feedback now. Communication was crap - 5/10. Reason being is that I waited 15mins as she “getting out of the shower”. Also sent me the wrong postcode so ended up one road away.

Girl - 10/10
Pictures are real. Girls looks like she does in the pictures. Not much else to say

The place is a well known building in digbeth. Easy to get to and quite quiet. Once I found the right place, buzzed in and got to the flat without issue. The flat was clean and no smells. Very welcoming and put me to ease. Allowed me to have a shower (actually working) and then got to business. It was very pleasurable a lot of kissing and touching which got me going. I can’t bottom as nothing fits so I frequently top. She was happy with this and got right on top of me with no issues. Switched to doggy and it felt so freaking good. Fucked her in that position for like 10mins before I went. Honestly it slid in so well and she made all the right sounds and moans. Got me going. After that we lay down and she was kissing and cuddling. She wanted a round 2 but I didn’t feel like it.

I don’t think her junk works as she wouldn’t let me suck for an extended period of times but not sure as although she could speak English it wasn’t the best. Overall would rate her 8/10

Would see her again as long as the text communication is better.

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East England / ManuelaUk2 - Cambridge
« by hbautumn1 on May 14, 2026, 04:12:59 pm »
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Price: £160 for 1 hour, no extras

When: Probably 2 months ago

Comms: Booked via Whatsapp, though I've seen her a lot before and I saw her 3 times during that particular stint she had in Cambridge

Location/room: First place was some seedy flat on Newmarket Road and after a few days she moved to this large terraced house in Chesterton.

Looks/Girl: Probably one of the sexiest girls I've met. Her ass and tits are both huge but still nice and soft. She has a beautiful face and as other have said looks a bit like Anya Taylor-Joy.

Review: Despite having seen her probably 10 times since she started this job, she always starts the meets off with a bit of shyness. She always warms up quickly and we get to DFK whilst she strips me off. Her OWO is fantastic and I always have to stop her before I release too early. We always run through several positions but I find that doggy with her is what gets me over the edge. Holding onto that huge ass and properly pounding into it just can't be beaten. Between rounds we always have nice chats about what she's been up to and her plans when she heads back to Brazil.

Conclusion: Every meet I've had with her has been great, perhaps should explore A-levels with her at some point but haven't felt the need to fork out the extra cash. She's told me she's back in Cambridge at the end of May, so hoping that's still the case.

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Scotland / SIRENA GORGEOUS - Glasgow
« by chuck_88 on May 14, 2026, 04:09:21 pm »
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Duration - 1 hour
Cost - £140 for plus paid extra £20 for DFK and £20 for OWO
Location - Flat near Paisley town centre

Here it is, the holy grail from my relatively short but intense punting career so far. The Gold medal winner is Miss Sirena.   :cool: :cool:

I have probably seen 25-30 girls since the beginning of the year but Sirena is by far and away the nicest, sexiest, friendliest and most fun i have had with any WG, and she has some pretty strong competition as I've had 3 or 4 which have been almost or completely flawless. 

Sirena is absolutely incredible in every sense of the word, can't wait to go back and see her again.

I had noticed her profile on AW and then checked her out on here, and she went right to the top of my Hot List.  The reviews seem to echo my experience with her, absolutely beautiful and incredibly fun and sexy but a nightmare to pin down.

Before I get into the review, i should preface this with the fact that Sirena is an absolute fuckin nightmare communication wise  :D :D

Please expect to be let down numerous times and for proposed meets to come and go without hearing from her, she is very hard work in this regard, but so so worth it.

She freely admits this herself that her organisational skills are a nightmare  :D

I had tried for 2 months solid to set up a meeting with her, had numerous meeting lined up with her and on the morning or day of the meet when i have messaged to confirm we are still on to meet i've been hit with radio silence. 

She is young and fun-loving and doing what young girls do in a new city I think, she is fond of a party or two which is why she is so hard to pin down.  It got to the stage where i wasn't even getting annoyed at her anymore for failing to meet me, it became a bit of a running joke between us on whats app.   :D :D

Communication and Set Up

I had gave up on trying to meet her so it was to my surprise one morning i received a whats app from her asking if i would like to meet up in a couple of hours as she had some free time.  Of course, i jumped at the chance  :cool:

I still very much had my doubts as to whether or not the meet would happen, but i lived in hope all that morning with my fingers crossed and a few prayers were said.  She messaged with full detailed instructions of how to get to her flat shortly afterwards and before i had even left the house.  "This must actually be on" I said to myself  :cool:

Location

Nice flat bang in the middle of the Merchant City, plenty of parking available close to flat.  There is a security gate to go through which Sirena gives you the code for and then another buzzer code for the door to her block. She gives you her flat number

Arrival / First Impression

Made my way to her front door with no issues, knocked on it and was greeted with a big kiss and cuddle from the beautiful Sirena.  Giggling and laughing and smiling looking absolutely 10/10.  This girl is a complete and utter knockout, she is absolutely beautiful.  She has the most beautiful eyes and a perfect pretty little face and when she smiles - which she does often! it absolutely lights the place up. 

We had a good laugh about us finally meeting after months and months of me trying and she apologised profusely for being a nightmare  :D :D

She is around 5 foot 6 i would say, lovely big natural tits and a big round peachy arse.  Her body shape is perfect aswell, so curvy and she is tastefully tattoed.  She is stunning, that's the only word that describes her properly.

The Action

We both quickly got our clothes off and Sirena pounced on me with the best french kissing i have probably had in my life.  She has lovely soft lips which probably have a bit of filler in them.  She is an incredible kisser and had her tongue down my throat for most of the meet which i absolutely loved as DFK is definitely my bag.

Spent a good 10/15 minutes lying winching each others faces off while she wanked me off and i played with and fingered her pussy.  Kept bringing my fingers up to my mouth to taste her which seemed to drive her wild. 

This was proper GFE, if Sirena is an actress then she deserves a fuckin oscar - she was enjoying it as much as i was.

Next onto OWO, it was nearly all over for me at this point.  Had to lie back and close my eyes and think of some boring day at work to try and keep me away from the edge.  She gave me the sloppiest, wettest blowjob ever with plenty of spit and deep throat.  She is the best sight ever, to look down and have her looking back at you with they eyes of hers while she tongues your dick is an incredible experience.

She really wanted to fuck by this point and without any direction she grabbed condom and clambered on top where she proceeded to ride the life out of me.  She was really bumping and grinding on top of me, then she lay flat on top of me so we could kiss like fuck while she thrusted down onto my dick - incredible.  Sirena makes the best noises when getting fucked in this position, also loved her leaning forward and nibbling my ear and whispering dirty dirty talk into it.

Flipped her into missionary and then pumped away for a minute or two, all the while DFK until i could hold it in no longer and i had to come.  I nearly screamed the place down i think, it felt so good.

My only regret is not getting to bang her in doggystyle, i am very much an ass man and hers is incredible.  Will defo be doing this the next time i see her.

Lay down on the bed and kissed and cuddled some more and chatted until the hour was up.  I would have stayed longer and paid for another hour but i had an appointment to go to.

Conclusion

Pretty simple, it doesn't get much better than Sirena. 

I may just settle and make her my go to from now on for the foreseeable.  I haven't had anywhere near as much fun as i did with her.  She is the complete package, i like her personality as much as i like her looks.  She is so much fun and so incredibly sexy.

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West Midlands / english ella- Walsall
« by Buggys123 on May 14, 2026, 03:21:25 pm »
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I saw Ella a few weeks ago after seeing her glowing reviews on here, comms were succinct amd a half hour meet was agreed at £130. It was at a known hotel not far from the m6, clean and easy parking.

Ella is gorgeous, was dressed in aome skimpy lingerie, some light make up, enhanced lips and possibly her boobs too, age of 21 is plausible - I was happy with the package. In terms of service she seemed a bit slow getting into it.  Started with some LFK which didn't progress and constantly felt limited. Owo was where she excelled , really sloppy, takes good depth and great eye contact. Ro is not available and this is made clear before the booking. During sex she wasn't overly involved and seemed to prefer me doing the work, I do like a girl who can ride well on top but I felt Ella wasn't great in this position although with her tits in my face I couldnt complain too much. Once the inevitable happened it was clear there wasn't much post nut action available as Ella maintained her distance on the edge of the bed despite having 10 minutes left.

Overall Ella is hot and provides all services despite the dfk being limited but I felt at this price point there was something lacking. Looks 9/10 Services 6.5/10. Would probably be a positive at £100/half hour

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South East / BellaBard – Headington, Oxford
« by dave649 on May 14, 2026, 01:38:51 pm »
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Straightforward communication and easy-to-follow instructions to the building.

Cost: £140 + £30 for FK (1 hour)

The girl was accurate to her photos — a tall, attractive girl with a nice thick/full figure, curvy in all the right places but definitely not fat.
We started with plenty of deep kissing and full-body caressing for a solid 10-15 minutes. She was a great kisser with lots of tongue, which got me properly hard. We then moved to missionary, cowgirl, and a desk chair position. I really wanted her to ride me longer in cowgirl, but she was visibly tired from a busy day and complained about it. Still felt good, though her size made it a bit harder for her to move freely and grind the way I like.
We switched back to missionary where I fucked her hard until I filled the bag. Kissing stayed strong with tongues throughout the whole session — not the most passionate I’ve ever had, but definitely good value.

After a short chat break we went for round 2. Started with her giving OW, then we tried Triceratops for a bit but couldn’t quite find a good rhythm. Back to missionary again and I was still pounding away when the alarm went off.

Overall she’s a nice, friendly girl, maybe a bit too laid-back and mechanical at times. She mentioned seeing 10-15 clients a day, which explains the tiredness. Still, I had a genuinely good time with an attractive, tall girl who let me enjoy her body.

Return? Only if I’m in the area

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North West / Sexysophie_01 - Lymm
« by Willcoach23 on May 14, 2026, 01:36:44 pm »
Meeting happened in April.

This one has been on the hotlist for a while and she does not work many days and as it’s a bit of a journey for me needed to get the stars to align when I was in the area.

Noticed that Sophie was available on the following day, but the message on AW says don’t text until after 10am on the day as that’s when she switches her phone on.

So I drop her a text just after 10am and then started my journey.  I had a few other places to visit first, no reply by 11am, so I am seriously thinking of a plan B.  Then by around 1115 I get a reply confirming my preferred time slot later that day.

Arrived slightly early and text Sophie 5 mins before my arranged time slot.  Got a message back with details of the room number at the usual hotel.

Cost - £80 for 30 mins all included

Location - Lymm services

The SP - slim, very small boobs (the reason I booked), age 36 (about right), long brown hair and facially accepted.

In the room, Sophie was wearing her red lingerie, paid her the fee and got undressed.

Onto the bed and we started DFK, this was really good and it was on full tap for the rest of the meet.

Sophie then started some really good OWO, I felt myself edging at that time so needed to stop.

Next Sophie came up and I reached to remove her bra to expose those really small tits.  She said she quite likes them now, but didn’t when she was younger.

I gave her tits a good sucking, I laid her down on her back and then went straight into RO.

Then it was time for the condom, we did a few of the usual positions, started in CG, then doggy and then I thrashed her quite petite body in mish to a finish.  The sex was really good and whilst in mish we continued some really good DFK which Sophie initiated regularly.

Sophie mentioned a few times she really enjoys sex and I felt she was really into the session.

After I came in the bag, I then took the usual wet wipes and cleaned up.  I then went to the bathroom to clean myself and get rid of the wipes.  I noticed there was only one towel on the rail and it was clean and there was no sign of wet in the bathroom area through people showering, either the OP or SP.  I then thought when I was sucking her tits, they did not taste fresh at all, and thought others have been sucking these and she’s not showered.

Whilst I was getting dressed we had a bit of a chat, she mentioned she was a hour late today (hence the delay in comms), she was talking about her daughter, and she can’t wait to get home to have a shower.  She did not have a Ratner moment as reported in the recent neutral review where she had an opinion of the OPs.

Not a revisit for me, even though I enjoyed myself at time.

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London / Barina - Diva - Sloane Square
« by Flyboy376 on May 14, 2026, 01:06:12 pm »
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Was in the area the other day with a bit of time on my hands so I decided to book one of the Diva girls.

Type: Incall
Duration: 1 Hour
Fee: £300
Services: DFK, OWO, Rimming (£50 extra), Face sitting, CIF

Comms
WhatsApp, responses came back really quick as usual.

Flat
The flat itself is a bit on the small side, but overall it’s quite cosy with fresh sheets, nice lighting and it smells pleasant. Shower was hot and proper clean towels.

Girl
Slim with a cracking figure and a genuinely pretty face with a lovely natural smile. No heavy slap on, just properly stunning in real life. Opened the door in pretty lingerie and greeted me with a big warm smile.

Service
The DFK was really passionate.
OWO was slow, wet and deep with plenty of eye contact. The service range is properly wide — I went for rimming giving and receiving for the extra £50 and she was well up for both, plus some face sitting which was great fun. First round built up nicely and finished with CIF.
She stayed full of energy and playful the whole time.

Conclusion
Really solid punt. Time with her brings complete enjoyment and I’m already planning to go back for even more of her services. Young, naturally beautiful and smart, wide range of services and delivers everything with genuine enthusiasm. The flat being a bit small is the only minor downside but it’s still cosy enough.

Overall: Positive

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East Midlands / CuteJessicaThai - Loughborough
« by Charliehutton on May 14, 2026, 12:51:48 pm »
If you're thinking of paying this girl a visit while she's in Loughborough, be aware that she's not in the familiar place down the steps round the back.

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Finding the place was a fiasco. I'd only taken my punting phone. so no google maps. Here's a tip; it's behind a pub.

It was only when I was about to bugger off after twenty minutes of frustration that I spotted her. She'd come out into the street in the rain, dressed in a pair of jeans and a baggy sweatshirt, her hair tied up and holding a plastic bag over her head to keep the rain off.

She only lip kisses, which is the same as no kissing at all, which was a pity, because I'd have enjoyed a good snog and a grapple while she was still in her civvies, there was something extra sexy seeing her dressed like that.

I can't say I was too impressed by her looks, possibly because she'd tied her hair up, which I never find attractive. Whether she'd done it to keep it out of the rain I don't know. With hindsight I should have asked her to let it down, but my brain was still all over the place after the farce of trying to find her.

She's typically petite, and nicely proportioned, with medium sized, soft, natural tits (caveat emptor et al) She has a delightful arse, shapely, generous and womanly, and I spent plenty of quality time with my face buried in it. She has a tiny waist, which makes her arse look bigger than it is. The only ink is what you see, there's none on her back. There's a bit of a tum on her though, nothing to put you off your lunch, but enough to take the gloss off her, I thought.

She relaxed nicely into frontal RO and when I asked her to turn over she positioned herself to give me full access to both her fanny and her arsehole. The highlight of the main event was doggy, with that lovely arse and my hands spanning her tiny waist. Reverse cowgirl was a treat, too, kneading her arse as she bounced about nicely.

She chewed gum throughout the occasion, and her attempted handjob at the end was way too gung-ho, I couldn't get her to ease off no matter how often I tried.

So all in all a bit of a mixed bag. Half an hour was £80.

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London / Jessica_babe27xx - Pinner
« by TDAF79 on May 14, 2026, 12:12:54 pm »
Hey all,

Boldly going against the majority opinion here so expecting some flack for this but had a really bang average punt a couple off weeks back with Jessica. I was actually quite excited and this was my first AW punt for a while as I'd been enjoying some cheaper gambles on VS. I fancied as sure a thing as you can get and a wall of green reviews sealed the deal for me.

Comms were very good. All text but clear and prompt and location is right next to the tube so zero complaints abot any of that.

Really liked the look of Jessica's pictures, nice romany-romany-esq appeal but they're certainly dated. She's gained considerable timber since them. As others have stated she's a larger girl and carries it well but it was more than I was expecting and felt a bit let down. Also, I was looking forward to massive shooters and, whilst one is certainly a decent size the other is a cup size smaller and the lack of symmetry bugged me   :lol:. Yes yes, maybe more my issue than hers.

Jessica herself seemed sweet enough if quite quiet. My issue is she's meek and I'm pretty crap at leading punts so between us there was no drive. I paid for 30 mins with dfk (an extra 20 so 100 total) and the kissing was open mouthed lips. Pretty dire stuff. If thats all she wants to do fine but if youre after kissing then go with her 10 lip kissing option as thats apparently all you get anyway.

Had a standing BJ, meh, neither deep nor long before her on top. That was hugely disappointing as she kept whining about being unfit and it last 30" tops. Went mish and doggy but stopped quite quickly as it sounded like I was playing the fecking bagpipes the amount of queefs going off. Maybe partially me as I'm not exactly hung like a horse but that was a first. Said I'd finish orally but she just sat there looking confused. Tried to initiate kissing, or getting her to pick my balls, or even just to suck on a tit but nothing, just a vacant look.

Finished, cleaned up and left in 20 mins feeling annoyed, time wasted and slightly grubby.

Nice enough girl, photos dated and a bit insipid. Definitely won't return and left me feeling slur enough that I'll have a punting hiatus for a good old while I think. Maybe I caught her on a bad day, maybe Im just not suited to her as I'm too laid back and she needs more direction.  Glad everyone else has had fun though but not for me


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East England / Rebecca Beauty - Cambridge
« by Condominium on May 14, 2026, 12:03:23 pm »
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This was a positive experience but make sure you confirm services and prices before committing.

Booking took place this week on the modern estate opposite Tesco superstore in Fulborn/Cherry Hinton. Family block so you need to be discreet and park in a side street just before the Close.

Comms: All by text with maid. Quite a few extras so be clear what you’ve agreed and paid extra for.

Location: Apartment in block of 10 flats in a Close. When you enter the close it’s the block at ten past the hour (there are quite a few and none show the name the maid gives you with instructions).

The lady: shown into small but fine bedroom by maid then joined by Rebecca who is from Dominican Republic and doesn’t speak English. She’s the woman in the pics but looks a bit older so 35-40 probably about right. Cracking womanly body with large breasts she whipped out to show me, and a wonderful derrière and fairly pretty face.

Action: Money handed over - i’d agreed £100 for 30 mins inc £20 for OWO. My mistake was asking for rimming on her without clarifying it would be included.
Using google translate Rebecca smilingly agreed to all requested services and got on all fours on the bed as requested. I’m going through a ‘rimming female ass and licking pussy doggy’ phase and thoroughly enjoyed tucking in! Her hygiene was excellent so kept at it for a few minutes before requesting OWO.
This is where I discovered the grift. She pointed to her ass to say the rimming had cost me £20 so OWO would be another £20. I couldn’t be bothered to argue so total cost went up to £120.
Her oral skills were thankfully pretty good and we soon moved to 69 which was also great.
Usual doggy finale while fingering her ass and a cracking orgasm to fill the bag.

Recommendation: Nice experience if you like black women with the full womanly body and willingness to go with the flow once services agreed.

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West Midlands / Cici Coseley
« by avfc45 on May 14, 2026, 11:55:06 am »
Cici meet took place 2 weeks ago. Keep it basic. Decent enough massage allowed touching private areas nothing to much and is to prior to agreeing extras . Which I thought was nice. Only had HE once extras discussed. Next time will take up option of b2b . During HE allows access to pussy just played around the base nothing inserted. Was offered a 4 timer I rejected. Not sure we ended with a head massage but I’m sure I got my time or close enough. Was given a fiver off as she cancelled an appointment few days earlier. Easy positive. Will go again.

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North West / Little Miss Substitute - Liverpool
« by Blue1878 on May 14, 2026, 11:50:49 am »
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Easiest positive I’ve posted in a while. LMS been on my hotlist for a while based on the previous reviews on here, but never been able to agree a mutually date and time etc
Yesterday changed that on way home fired off a speculative text and due to a no show from another client she coukd fit me in me. Less than 10 minutes later I was in her bedroom.
Comms mostly good on previous occasions but may be a delay on replies but this occasion it was immediate.
Postcode and instructions where to park received then text on arrival for address
Location private house is a residential area
Usually hide behind the door before greeted by LMS who was wearing a silk dressing gown with matching underwear underneath
Lad very friendly and personable and does resemble the pics on both her profiles. Whilst not a stunner she is. Ok facially and body in decent shape.
Followed her upstairs to bedroom and handed o er £100 for 30 mins with no extras taken ie anal, cim and swallow.
Got I undressed and joined her on the bed to begin some very passionate DFK which went inn throughout the meet.
I lease hes her tits nice natural c cups with responsive nipples before proceeding further south to begin some RO and fingering on her. Smooth and clean pussy and she loved the action with her finally reaching climax
Next we stood up more kidding before she ventured south taking down my bills and beginning a sloppy OWO, great technique sucking the top licking the length l, taking my balls in her mouth, gab reflex tested and some light face fucking one of the best BJs in a while.
Next her back on the bed on all fours as I proceed with some rimming on her spit in her sparse hole, thumb up her arse finger in he pussy she was living some dirty talk . Then onto modish, condom on and pounded away for a good 10 mins more filthy talk before I asked for more oral and then come on her tits.
Quick clean up and out on time
Overall very decent pint skin to Divine z Lolla but without the nympho vibes that DL can give out very much GFE and she is more submissive.
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West Midlands / Miu - Health Care Sports Therapy - Quinton
« by avfc45 on May 14, 2026, 11:48:16 am »
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Decided to mark as a neutral. Only cos of a perceived vibe I got from the SP. Who was a pretty mid 20’s English speaking Chinese gal. Basic massage was good. Got what I asked for hard massage. I did state I found it strange having a massage from a younger person. I knew what I was going to get from the start although I did ask if HE was only service provided which she confirmed Yes. I did not have the case extra cash anyhow. Maybe it was me that gave out the wrong vibe not her . Anyhow after the massage got more sensual still on front where played around the groin area all very nice. Turned over facing her HE started no eye contact, lights lowered as to say no real contact, this is where I found it slightly abit off. Nothing really sensual almost mechanical HE allowed over trousers ass cheeks felt up nothing else which is fine. Didn’t really enjoy almost relvieved when job done.the spent 10 minutes on a head massage which feels almost as padding time . Would prefer it done before the HE . As lying there with a limp dick not the best. With the owner Hong only other person working not much choice on offer. Would return but only as a last resort.

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Scotland / Moka Chinese Massage - Falkirk
« by Access on May 14, 2026, 10:54:55 am »
Recently paid this place a visit and called in on spec, no appointment.
Was greeted by Anna - loose cardigan with her nips clearly being exploited by the lack of bra.
Paid £50 for an hour and I knew this would be fun.

The massage was actually quite good. Medium pressure with the occasional use of her fingernails.

Lots of cc swipes and gentle reach unders before agreeing on £50 for b2b.
This was “ok”. Not the best, and not the worst.
On the flip and I was granted access to her pussy but she said no fingers inside. So I rubbed her clit and labia as she was tugging me and she suddenly gripped me really tight and I thought she was faking it but she squirted a bit on my hand as she came. She then kept teasing me about a BJ, but I hadn’t got the extra with me.

Shot my load and still had time left show she offered me more massage.
Overall a positive.

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London / Layla Fun - Earlsfield/Tooting
« by tergil on May 14, 2026, 10:44:38 am »
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She is between Earlsfield and Tooting - decent and discreet apartment.
She is the lady in the pictures and they are a good representation.
Quite petite, gym fit and lots of surgical and cosmetic modifications.
Large BBL ass, fake tits with obvious scars, lipo suction abs.
English okay, she is friendly but quiet. Agree £110 for FK, OW, RO, sex 30m
Shower facilities are great - fresh towel provided.

The action is okay but just not enough passion. FK to start, it's disappointing LFK only
She worn some nice lingerie and goes to remove it immediately so I ask her to slow down.
Blowjob technique is quite good and she can get deep, no rhythm or urgency to it though.
Removing her underwear is then performed too quickly.
Eating her puss is nice, she is clean and smooth there but doesn't appear to enjoy.
She does not allow fingering.

Condom on, ready to fuck!
Having sex with her is quite good, she moves between positions on request.
She has a large sofa in the room which is very good for cowgirl riding position.
There was some issues for her having my full length in standing doggy position.
I finish into the condom and she is quick to clean up.

Overall, just not that enjoyable for either of us.
She is not that engaged and doesn't seem to like doing this much.


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London / Nancy - Enigma Touch - Paddington
« by decent_gent on May 14, 2026, 10:37:25 am »
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This was arranged in short notice.   1 hour £130.
When: April

Action: The girl was young but very simple looking compared to the photos on site. She spoke decent english. Nice body and tits but very simple looking.

Asked me to have a lite shower and then get on the table. She gave a peck before the massage. Once i was on the table, she took all her clothes off and was fully nude.  Started straight with lots of oil on my back and massage. I did enjoy it, she was strong !

15 mins in, she got on top of my and used her knees to do a strong massage. Chatting all along. The massage slowly got raunchy, while i was still face down. She rubbed her tits close to my ears teasing me. After enough of that, she asked me to flip.

More body slides and she let me lick her tits but said kissing is off limits. In the end when she wanted to finish me, i asked her to turn around so that i could see her pussy. She said no touching, i was fine with that. Had the view of her pretty wet pussy while she slowly wanked me. I was able to play around the pussy. Once i was finished, i jumped to the shower again before exiting.

Would i go again ? Probably not because i felt short changed on time. I was ther for 60 minutes but that included 2 showers one of them was a long shower. The actual massage was probably only 40 minutes or less.

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South East / Peony - Maidenhead
« by deg_dilemma on May 14, 2026, 10:24:32 am »
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Peony has been mentioned a few times here and has a couple of reviews. Mine will be much the same.

Location: Maidenhead outskirts. Pretty sure you will need a car to get there. Residential street with easy street parking.
Price: £50/hour + £20 for HE. No other extras available or wanted. She collects payment before the massage, so asks outright if you want a HE.

Peony: Probably 45-ish and quite a boyish look to her, with short bob hair and a very slender frame. Not unattractive. Has an odd wispy like voice that occasionally made wonder about her gender, but it didn't detract too much from the session. Not talkative at all.

Massage: Very good, certainly one of the better ones I have had. She is strong for a slight and almost frail looking lady. Knows what she is doing. I was disappointed with the lack of tactical touches - I do like it when a masseuse knows how to tease with 'accidental' brushes. She did start with the touches late on but it felt a little forced and not part of the massage routine.

HE: Not good at all. Just a rapid wank that didn't do anything for me so I finished myself off. The HE was not worth paying for, especially with very little build-up during the massage.

Conclusion: Really good massage tips this into Positive, else the very little 'foreplay' and the HE would have been a negative in my books.


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TL;DR - Early May, £60 for the hour plus £60 B2B for walk-in massage with above averagely attractive Chinese girl - B2B was below average and expensive (for The Cut) so poor VFM. Low positive. I might return but probably will stick to Asian Massage over in Lower Marsh (& Grays Inn Road) External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only

I commute into Waterloo and walk past this place 2 or 3 times a month on the way to meetings for one of my charity roles so on my radar and some positives reported here. I've called/messaged/enquired several times previously to get line up intel and been told "we have 4 lovely girls - you can come in and choose".

Tried contacting them for intel (I've got their mobile number from somewhere but can't see it listed now) but ghosted so walked in & was greeted by Kitty who is quite tall at about 5' 5" or 5' 6", quite slim, curvy bum, small pert boobs, very friendly with quite good english. Not a stunner but decently attractive - on a par with Asian Massage line up - and I was happy to proceed. Didn't see anyone else although she said there were 2 other girls there. So not offered a choice which I understood was their MO. Shown the rate card and went for 60460.

Massage is OK - definitely not the best - but the good news was the cc swipes - very sensuous brushing with just enough force to part the cheeks - with a little bit of reach under started as early as I can ever remember in a massage, so that was a definite positive.

On the turn extras were negotiated and it was clear she prices herself at the high end and was contemptuous of my more reasonable offers. So I went with £60 B2B. So we are up to £120 which is the Asian Massage pricing. She strips off to reveal a nice body - quite curvy bum, pretty flat belly and smallish (A/B) pert boobs.

However, this is where things fall well short on the raunch factor. B2B is a small amount of leaning over and brushing my body with her boobs. Pussy is angled away, thighs clamped shut so no access. Touch boobs is OK but they never got near my mouth. The HJ was good with some nice perineum action and I reached a very satisfactory ending. Head massage and clean up and on my way.

So in summary, physically Kitty is in the top 20% (maybe a bit higher?) of Chinese masseuses. She's very friendly and her english is well above average. Her massage technique is a bit below average - just OK. Her B2B is well below par - bottom 20% and hence disappointing and meaning that £120 is pretty poor VFM.

Reflecting on why I went rather than sticking with Asian Massage - I wanted to try somewhere different and TBH I was looking for better VFM which I didn't get. I was also thinking that FS might be available for £120/130 all in which is far better VFM than £200 down the road.

I'm going to rate this positive - but a low one. I might go back to try someone different or I might stick to Asian Massage.


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East England / Oriental Therapies - Ipswich
« by Funtimes6001 on May 14, 2026, 09:13:31 am »
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Guessing not Summer, it was the older plumper lady (Sunny maybe after doing some detective work)

Last week - tried calling as walking past and got text back immediately.  Asked if could go in immediately and was accepted.  Due to busy road I asked for door to be unlocked so I could walk straight in.

Straight into downstairs room and paid £30 for 30 mins.  Laid down on the bed and was immediately asked if wanted B2B.  Decided why not and she said Thank you (no price discussed) and stripped off.  A bit of a tummy with Ave tits for her build. 
The massage was good, she was up and down off the table and gave plenty of B2B with grinding herself on my legs and lower back between massaging. 
On the turn over she was straight on to my cock and I was granted full access and she leaned forward and gave DFK.

I got her to lay down and she allowed fingers inside, I am sure I could’ve given RO but didn’t fancy it. 
Said I would like to fuck her but she had no condoms so guessing it could be on offer.
With her still laying down and me kneeling between her legs I kept fingering her as she wanked me off until I came all over her belly.

Cleaned up, said thank you and asked how much I needed to pay.  £40 was the request so I paid that and then left by the back door which will be my entry door in future.

Now to add - I am guessing Summer who has been reviewed recently was working as I heard someone leave and was very vocal in telling her how pretty and fit she was.
As he was leaving a lady came in and was sat in the front area waiting for my lady to finish so that she could get a 4 hand massage.

That would be a good watch 😜

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