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London / London independents massage b2b mini reviews
« by Head1 on September 18, 2026, 03:59:41 pm »
Apologies for the accidental merging of the two threads.

Just to reassure everyone, nothing has been deleted or lost. All of the posts are still on the forum; they are simply now contained within the one merged thread.  London massage shop mini reviews


Unfortunately, separating the original posts back out isn’t straightforward, so rather than risk causing further problems, we’ll leave the existing posts safely where they are and create a new separate thread so the two discussions can continue independently going forward.

Sorry for the mix-up and any confusion caused.

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London / Isa - Brazilian - Bow
« by LondonWanderer90 on September 18, 2026, 03:53:18 pm »
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I met Isa (based on reading Sevro's review) earlier in the month. Mainly, I was looking for someone who could ride, so that review in connection with her video on her VS profile, of her twerking, I couldn't ask for much more for my purposes. As was, it was easy to arrange a 30 minute incall. I was based in East London at the time, so I could be flexible time-wise.  The venue was a reasonably discreet house, a short walk from Bow Church DLR Station. I arrived slightly early and was let in straight away, so not too much hanging around. Her English is mostly good, but a translation app was needed for a few minor details. The room is nice, with the blinds down and the music playing, so fairly standard.

She says she goes to the gym, and it shows. I did insist on positions with her on top, and it didn't dissappoint. She is quite good at pinning you down, so she's great if you're into that sort of thing (I am). There was some twerking in reverse, so that's where it ended for me, with a few minutes to spare. So all in all, quite decent. I can't speak on much of her other services, but for a quick meeting of 15 or 30 minutes, I think she's good. If you're in East London, I suggest looking her up. It seems she did have an AW Profile, but that doesn't seem to be active at the moment.

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London / Mimi - Royal Asian Massage - Charing Cross
« by MrIncredible on September 18, 2026, 03:52:18 pm »
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A few weeks ago i came across a set of suggestions of Milking tables in London https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=456106.msg4471511#msg4471511
and as I wanted to try this decided to give Royal Asian Massage a try. Messaged via WA to find that they dont do Milking Table massage, even though it is on their website, and was sent a picture of a list of services with costs, all massages were £190 beyond a Full Service entry that was £240. Did ask where they were based to be told Charing Cross area, but when the following day I tried to switch to a Soapy was given an address near Baker Street which didnt work for me, so switched to a request for Nuru, and was given the Charing Cross exact location.

On arrival it is a very busy location and had to message to get the door opened, but could stand in the doorway and looking at my phone just looked like someone doom scrolling until the door was opened by a hidden short Chinese woman, Mimi who would conduct the massage. Realised she spoke very little English but was able to direct me down through an almost building site to a basement room with a sink and a double bed. Mimi was 4Ft11 and I am 6ft6 so a big difference, Rather plain face.

Cash was paid and massage was a limited word she did know, I stripped fullly and she stripped down to her panties revealing a pair of large bolt ons, at least D cups as they were bigger than my big hands. But after she started with Oil, i mentioned Nuru which took a min or so to get translated via her phone to be told that Nuru was extra £20, after a bit of disucssion back and forth inlcuding with the Man who handles WA centrally and having set WA to delete messages after 24 hours I no longer had the picture with the price list, but not sure she would have been able to read it. Handed over the £20 and then had a reasonable massage, which drifted into Nuru once she removed her panties and used some gel that was in a water bottle (not sure it was proper Nuru gel and was not warm), but she did do a good set of full body slides before and after the turn over. After the HJ and a clean up we switched back to Massage but was still out of there 10 mins before the full hour.

Overall I would avoid unless you are desperate for a basic chinese.


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West Midlands / Lisa Polish, Lichfield
« by Keithchegwin2017 on September 18, 2026, 03:51:14 pm »
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Sent a text message, communication good. Arranged 30 mins for £90

Location is some flats by the premier inn.
Ive been here before so its used by various working girls.
She sends a text on arrival with the number to enter through the gate and i then buzz up the flat. Flat is nice no issues. I used the shower which was decent. I heard another women in the flat too.

Lisa is a 10/10 stunner. No complaints on her looks or attitiude. She was wearing a sexy little black dress with stockings and a tiny little thong.

She wanted to strip off straight away but i wanted to admire the view. I got her to bend over on the bed and i slowly lifted the dress to reveal her peachy ass.

She removes her clothes and everything looked fantastic a real delight. She has fake tits but they were soft with responsive nipples.
We went into RO and she was nice and fresh. On with the condom and sex in various positions. Time was getting on and i knew i wasnt going to cum. I took off the condom and started wanking whilst she kneeled in front of me licking the tip of my cock whilst holding her tits together. I shot a load all over tits. We had a little chat and a clean up. I left feeling amazing.

Probably the best punt ive had to date.

She is a gem hope shes back soon. Definetly worth a visit

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North West / Anna Klaudyna - Manchester
« by Sidney73bum on September 18, 2026, 03:40:01 pm »
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Massage happened at the start of the week,
Being trying to arrange a visit to this one for a while but never made when I've been in Manchester but eventually everything was right!!

She gave me directions which is just off the m62 inbetween Whitefield and prestwich lots of free parking down the side streets got parked up and text her to say I was ready and she said fine come round ill meet you at the door.

When I got there she was at the door in her red tunic look all the part as a masseur,
It's nice and discreet which i like and im led through a maze to a nice room with a proper massage table. Anna is super chatty and tells you all about oils she uses and service offered but as it was my first time it would be just the erotic massage . The massage is £95 for the hour.
She removes he tunic so she is down to leggings and vest but these also come off too to reveal so nice natural tits maybe b/c cup felt nice all the same,

Massage is a nice medium soft with lots of touches and kisses down my back which is quite a nice touch, lots of cc swipes and touches of the old fella until turn over.

At this point she takes off her knickers too so can have a play with her shaved pussy she is happy to have a finger inside too.
She likes some gentle kissing too all building upto the explosive end!!

She lays me back down cleans up then washes you down with hot damp towel,

All in all very good will definitely book another session with her when I'm back down that way!

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South East / Jess Ego Milton Keynes
« by Slim_Jim1964 on September 18, 2026, 03:04:22 pm »
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I had some free time earlier this week and thought I might treat myself.

I called in the afternoon and made a booking for 5pm, directions to the car park are on the web site. The car park was busy when I arrived but I found a space, on approaching the building a door opened and the madam invited me in and directed me to the room.

The room was a decent size and I was shown to the shower which was a bit tight but ok for the job. I showered and when done Jess arrived, she was tall and slim with lovely 32c boobs. Usual massage face down lots of attention to legs with Cc swipes and reach unders, not one for sorting sports injuries but very sensual.

On the turn got a good view of Jess's lovely body, the b2b was good and able to give her boobs some attention. The old man got some attention which lead to a wonderful release.
Jess had a quick shower while I relaxed and then a quick shower for me with some nice chat while I dressed.

I paid £120 for 1 hour b2b which considering the service was OK

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London / Gabrielle Fatalle - Fitzrovia
« by Robinh191 on September 18, 2026, 03:02:00 pm »
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Date: Within the last 6 months.

Cost: £200 for 60 mins .

Services: DFK, fingering, OW, deepthroat, rimming, penetration, anal.

Location: Discreet entrance to the flat in a residential building, possibly late Victorian, and about a 8-9 min walk for me from Oxford Circus. Other stations in the surrounding area included Goodge Street, Regent's Park and Warren Street.

Communication: Fired off a number of texts and this was the only response I got. Was asked which option I wanted, I don't recall what they were but I was after anal so that's the one I chose. Time confirmed and was given the postcode. About a couple of minutes before the arranged time I texted my arrival, told to wait and about 5 minutes after the scheduled time, and just as I had started to walk away, was given the door and flat number. Turned on my heels, pressed the buzzer and was in the building and walked up several flights of stairs as the lift was out.

SP: Photos seemed quite accurate and IMO the one in the maid outfit in the gallery is probably the closest, enhanced breasts.

The meeting: Hide-behnd-door opening and after we exchanged pleasantries, Gabrielle asked me to confirmed the services I wanted. Handed over the fee and went for a shower. Back in the bedroom, we started with kissing and I asked if she was ok with FK. She said yes but didn't really seem into but as the meeting went on, it got very passionate and it became full DFK with tongue swirling around inside and outside of mouths.

I moved my hand down to between her legs and Gabrielle said 'Inside' then she 'More' and then again 'More' and with three fingers inside which was a first for me, she told me to go deeper and basically massage her.  My hand was soaked and the DFK was off the charts and she appeared to peak. I had to wash my hands and when I came back, was oral on me and Gabrielle positioned us so we could see ourselves on the wardrobe mirrors. She asked to turn over, used some wet wipes on me (I had already given myself a thorough clean down there as I always do when I showered) and then started to rim me. Have to say I was initially disappointed as it was a really light touch around the edge but either she teasing me or she getting herself warmed up, then her tongue hit the bullseye and stayed there.

Sex was in missionary and then we switched to doggy for anal where Gabrielle encouraged me to go harder which I did until I finished and then I just collapsed on the bed. She cleaned me up and we started chatting where Gabrielle came across as a genuinely pleasant person and was a contract to the distant almost cold demeanour at the start which I'm guessing is because she didn't know what type of client I was going to be. I was conscious of time and asked if I could take a shower, got changed and left satisfied.

Conclusion: I would return.

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North West / Courtney - Temptations - Prestwich
« by dutch on September 18, 2026, 01:53:48 pm »
Hi All

Had some cash so i thought i'd try the parlours again .

Venue :Temptations a decent run Parlour used to go when it was Sandys its pretty much the same style

Girl: Courtney Nice Lady  looks wise not my cup of tea ,facially she has too much botox/surgery going on nice body ,Great tits saggy bum .

Price 50 to parlour 15 OWO to girl


I had the horn couldn't be arsed arranging on AW and hadn't had a Parlour punt in a while . The only 2 ladies i fancied seeing were Foxy and Courtney only Courtney was free so opted for her .

On arrival to the room I saw Courtney and my heart sunk a bit as i didn't find her attractive at all ,not saying she isn't but not for me . Too much face work bit of a saggy bum no overly sexual personality or demeanour . Wonderful tits nice and big fakies but feel and look real . Flat stomach virtually no fat.

we started with some OWO which was ok and then went round for a 69 . Her pussy which has a lovely amount of labia for the labia lovers looks great but after shoving my tongue up there it had a weird metallic taste which i didn't like and lost wood .

After that it was downhill for my very fickle cock. She was tried her best and was accommodating and tried kissing and HJ but i had to just finish myself off eventually on her tits and made for a quick exit .

I was annoyed with my decision I didn't fancy her and you know how some girls are like vixens and very sexual ,so even the plain ones give you the horn ,well for me there was nothing sexual or passionate in how she came across . It left me a bit flat .

Shes a nice Lady but not for me as i need more of a spark to kick start me these days .glad it only cost me 65

Im giving a neutral as I was part of the problem, she tried and for others she could be perfect .


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London / Ela - Me and You Spa, Woodford
« by BeingSilent on September 18, 2026, 01:49:33 pm »
Thin, brunette, mid 20s, romanian - which I appreciate doesn't narrow it down at Me and You - but she was a rocket.  Been here a few times and while its on the higher end of the cost scale, I've never had a bad experience.

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Went in after the blow off from a VS ad (there is a link in the discussions section).  1hr, b2b, £150 (standard rate).  I heard rumours of a £200 option but that would be FS numbers and usually at £150, you get a really good massage.  And I can confirm... this was ridiculously good.

Asked for a quick shower first, fresh towels etc.  Taken to the upstairs front room (which I seem to end up on most occasions here).  Asked what I wanted - I requested a B2B and she asked if I wanted normal or sensual.  I laughed and said 'sensual naturally' - she smiled and I knew we were onto a winner.

Onto the bed.  She strips, I take a quick look - very hot.  There was no slow build up... straight into CCs and then surprisingly she started playing with my anus.  Now, I am not into this but I didn't say anything, partly from surprise and partly from thinking it was just a mistake.  It wasn't a mistake.

Lots of slides and lots of playing with my bum.  Turned over... more slides.  I'm touching legs, bum, breasts.  But careful not to push my luck.  And suddenly she moves to the HE/HJ part where the previous touching of the bum hole turned into anal masturbation and quite ridiculous release (on my part).

While it was an experience - I think in future, I may have to say no to the anal thing - but those of you who are into this this could be good intel for you.

Anyways, finished up, cleaned up, I had a shower and off I went.  Very happy.

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London / Yulya - EuroGirls - Eur's Court
« by NPunter on September 18, 2026, 01:08:18 pm »
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Had a spare hour and booked Yulya near Earl’s Court.

Type: Incall
Duration: 1 Hour
Fee: £300
Services: DFK, OWO, 69

Comms
Telegram. Replies came back quickly and directions were clear. No issues.

Flat
Decent building, clean bathroom, enough space for an hour. Only small gripe is the shower gel is quite heavily scented. Fine if you are heading home alone, less ideal if someone is waiting for you. Apart from that the place was tidy and comfortable.

Girl
Yulya has nice body, nothing overdone. In person she is warmer than a lot of profiles suggest. Opened the door with a proper smile and none of that cold.

Service
What stood out is how easily she switches gear. One minute it feels like a genuine GFE, next minute she is properly into it, then back to soft and attentive again. She actually pays attention rather than running through a set script.
OWO was slow and greedy, and she did not ignore the rest either. When we moved on she got on top and stayed locked in - eye contact, no rushing. She gets wet and clearly enjoys herself, which makes a big difference. I spent a good while on her and she guided me a bit, which I liked. Finished in doggy after she was already properly turned on.

Only tiny niggles: the strong shower gel and one quick look at the time near the end. Neither of those took the shine off it.

Conclusion
Really good hour.:rolleyes:Yulya is sweet, sexy and properly present. She can do soft and intense in the same session without it feeling fake. Happy I booked her.

Overall: Positive

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South West / Sweet Thai Iris - Exeter
« by anonymouse72 on September 18, 2026, 12:45:10 pm »
Sweet Thai Iris - Exeter

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Fee: £70 plus £20 for kissing. Other extras as per the image, standard fair.

Location. Top end of town branch of Thai locations in Exeter. Near the Duke of York.

In town with an hour spare and Exeter was pretty dire. Hadn't punted since PunPun and had the urge. Iris seemed a safe bet but I went with fairly average expectations, she met them and was pleasant enough. Managed to see her almost immediately, well within the 10 minutes it took me to grab some cash and walk there. The downstairs door was locked as it seems to be all the time now but she buzzed me in straight away. The flat door opens as I approach and she's got quite the figure. Wearing heels and a pink lace dress, hair was up in a bun, she looked attractive enough. About 40 with a pretty face. Confirmed services and time and handed over the readies. By the time I was naked so was she. Kissed for a bit and admired her body.
Nice bum and decent sized tits which appeared natural, no scars visible. She was nice and warm and had her arms around me while kissing.

Got her on the bed and she applies a condom from OW. Owo was available but I would rather invest in the kissing. She was no A lister so I wasn't prepared to splash out any more. Blow job was acceptable but perhaps a bit brief.

Got her to lie down and went down on her. No issues and she was smoothly shaved. A finger was allowed and she appeared to be enjoying it, sad she came and did get a bit vocal and animated but not sure she did.

Anyway rattled though various forms of missionary, legs spread, then thighs clasped together before legs over shoulders. Got her to go on top for a bit and she came in for more kisses and cuddles. She squatted on top so I got the visuals of cock going in and out. She came in more for kisses and I held her close and grabbed an arse cheek before getting carried away and firing in the bag. She cleaned me up and with limited English conversation was limited. Decided there was no point hanging around so headed out into town after a brief hello and good morning to the elderly neighbour on the stairs. No sign of any awkwardness so not sure if they are aware of the goings on in the flat above them.

Summary: I had an urge for Thai pussy and Iris delivered. Pleasant enough lady with a nice body. She's older than the pics but seemed keen to please. Not one that will live long in the memory and not sure I would return but that's only because others set a higher bar. Positive all the same and nothing to criticise.

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Scotland / Suzie_Wong - Paisley
« by FBman78 on September 18, 2026, 12:12:09 pm »
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30 min incall

Close to Hospital in Paisley, drab on outside but clean enough and functional on inside

Girl as pictures 4"10/11, 25 yr old, slim not toned but not out of shape either.

Got oral with reverse oral which she enjoyed for half the time and by God she was tight, bed was wet by the time I finished which was bang on 30 mins, no rush good service.  I payed £60 and when I mounted her in missionary she gave me pecks on my lips, french kissing is £20 extra as is owo, I didn't go for either.  Would return but think she is about to move in the next couple of days.

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West Midlands / Super - Sexy - Thai - Ada - Birmingham
« by Wulahabibi on September 18, 2026, 11:39:06 am »
Saw her a couple of weeks ago in an apartment complex not far from five ways.

30 minutes and paid extra for OWO .
Total of £90 inc OWO

The girl is attractive and has a great figure . A bit shorter than advertised but that’s a minor thing.
The service was brilliant. She know how to tease and please and the OWO was pretty spectacular. Following on from owo , started with doggy then into prone and then finished . I was offered a massage but as per my previous review, it’s not something I’m interested so just cleaned up and left.

I would and will be visiting her again when I can.


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West Midlands / SeDUXTIVeALehANDRA - Birmingham
« by Wulahabibi on September 18, 2026, 11:29:04 am »
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Met her a few weeks ago.

First of all, she is attractive but not like in her photos. The photos are heavily photoshopped. Again as I say she is attractive. She not as slim as the photos on AW.

She located on selly oak. I don’t really do kissing with SP’s so don’t know if that’s available or not.

30 minute appointment including OWO and it was delivered to a decent standard and then into doggy for a finish. I tend to just finish and leave as can’t really be bothered with a chit chat or a massage but she a friendly enough girl just not quite what I was expecting.

Not a very long review as I do only go through the basic motion and I’m not really that bothered if the SP gets any pleasure or not as it’s about my satisfaction.

I wouldn’t visit her again just because the photos are not a very good representation of her in real life.

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West Midlands / Far Sai - Netty - Leamington Spa
« by Midland on September 18, 2026, 10:18:54 am »
Initial:
Recently had the venue message me to say this lady is new and pretty and worth a visit so I made a booking. I ask all the local places to message me when a particularly pretty lady starts (especially when they rotate out so fast) but the actual messages are few and far between (after moaning about a few less than ideal ones sent from the local Chinese place), so was glad to receive this one!

Price:
£45 for 1hr massage + £60 BTB + £10 RO.

Location:
Shop in Leamington Spa town centre.

Look:
Young (maybe mid to late twenties) and pretty, not quite on the same level of attractiveness as Cat who I reviewed here before but since Cat seems to have left I would say Netty is the most attractive Thai MG in the area now. Womanly curves without being chunky and amazing natural tits, somewhere between a B or C cup I'd say, maybe a size 8-10, petite with long hair and a firm round bum.

Attitude:
She is very friendly, engaging and smiley and really seems to enjoy herself throughout the session, top marks here.

Service:
Her massage is a bit on the lighter side but still very enjoyable, not too many reach unders but certainly enough soft touches to keep me excited and interested, on the turn she soon asked about the extras and agreed on B2B, then she stripped off and I was very pleased with what I saw, a tiny tummy pouch but overall very attractive, she then proceeds to writhe all over me, a particular highlight was when she wriggled herself up my body until her lovely chest was right in the eyeline while kissing my neck, with her pussy on my stomach and agonisingly close to the tip while playing with the shaft with her feet. At my request she jumped up and did a simulated sex position with mock riding with her hand in "cowgirl" and "reverse cowgirl" (at one point I pulled her onto my face for some nice RO on her lovely pussy which she did manage to get the promise of extra cash out of me for), it felt surprisingly close to the real thing and I couldn't hold out too long, she then gave me a decent relaxing leg and head massage to finish.

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London / Inessa - Diva - Earls Court
« by arles123 on September 18, 2026, 10:04:09 am »
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Back to Diva to choose a girl for a meet. I don’t know about others, but I go round in circles a bit deciding who I want to see with so much candy on offer. I was going to settle on a well-reviewed girl (the sensible option) when a load of new talent appeared and a girl by the name of Inessa caught my eye. Could the photos be accurate? I had to find out.

1 hour incall for £400 plus £50 for owo – you’ll see her other options on Diva.

Flat: Popular block of flats in Earls Court. Buzzed in by Inessa. Didn’t see the concierge. Clean and tidy flat. Comfortable bedroom. Shower over the bath, nice clean towels.

Girl: What a hottie! A tall (5’10) Ukrainian beauty. I can confirm the photos and videos (now added) on Diva are accurate. Her ample breasts suit her body perfectly. She is stunning but down to earth. We had a great chat throughout in her perfect English.

Meet: Inessa opened the door and I knew I was in for a good hour. She was immediately friendly. We had a chat to get to know each other a bit and after my shower she was waiting for me on the bed. Some intense kissing from the off which was on offer throughout (great kisser). She worked her way down my body, spending time licking my nipples, and then removed my boxers to suck me hands free, going down to the base a few times with attention to the balls. After a good ten minutes or so I knew that if I let this continue I’d be exploding there and then. I therefore offered to go down on her which she seemed excited to accept, making herself comfortable on the bed. After more dfk, I worked my way down slowly and started licking the freshest and tastiest pussy ever. I’ve learnt to ask a girl to guide me on hopefully pleasuring her properly; Inessa indicated what was working as I licked her for a good amount of time and eventually brought her to an intense shuddering climax. She lay back next to me with more kisses and telling me she had not felt that in a long time. It was worth the admission price alone to make this hottie so happy. How lucky are we sometimes? She was now keen for sex and who was I to refuse. We started in cowgirl and the fact I’d made her super horny, plus the sight of her incredible breasts on that beautiful body bouncing up and down, unfortunately tipped me over the edge far earlier than I would have hoped. In the end I decided to let go and it was so good. Even after I came, she kept me inside as she could feel me still pulsing. I’m a one pop guy and we’d almost eaten the time up anyway so we just lay beside each other for the last five minutes enjoying each other’s company. No clock watching.

Conclusions: Big positive. She is stunning, friendly and enthusiastic. I want to go back and hopefully last a bit longer next time as I’m sure doggy in particular would be an absolute delight. Did I mention she was hot at all?

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North West / Unforgettable Brenda - Lancaster
« by GhostTrace111 on September 18, 2026, 10:01:40 am »
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When: This week

Comms: Sent a text to her the day before to check prices, then on the day sent a message 1 hour before the meet. I actually thought this one wasn't going to go ahead because I arrived in the area 15 mins before the meet and requested the address, and only received a reply 2 mins before the agreed time.

Location: House near the local Sainsbury's supermarket. This was a new one for me, but plenty of parking outside the property and in the town centre. Clearly an AirBnb property but seemed clean enough.

Price: I paid £200 for 1 hour. All extra's included (apart from OWO, but I wasn't too bothered about that)

Looks: I wouldn't say the worst looking trans in the world, face looked pretty feminine, but she wasn't exactly petite. Around 5ft 11", and fairly wide. Strangely, she didn't actually get naked - she had a one piece swimsuit on the whole time, which was pretty weird and made it awkward getting her tits out etc.

Service: Fk, rimming (on me), anal, HJ, CIM

The punt: I was dubious about this one as I couldn't find any reviews about her anywhere, but I've seen her AW profile pop up in the area a few times and figured I would TOFTT.

Arrived at the property and she was already waiting - did the usual hide behind the door trick while I walked in. I pre-arranged a shower before and after the meet so she took the tokens and showed me upstairs to the shower. Somebody else was also in the property, not sure if this was another SP or just somebody staying with her.

Shower done and she took me downstairs to the bedroom and laid on the bed, plenty of FK (not DFK), then asked me to suck her tits - bolt ons felt pretty natural but was hard to gauge as she had a one piece swim suit on. No idea why, maybe she felt she was carrying a bit of extra weight, who knows.

After that she asked me to suck her dick. Decent girth and probably 8" - felt it grow in my mouth as we went on. After about 10 mins she asked me to stop as she was close to cumming.

The then did an unreal job at rimming me for a good 10-15 mins. I felt like this was going to make me cum on it's own so asked her to stop, then she lubed me up, stuck a dom on and stuck it in. She fucked me for 5-10 mins, then I returned the favour (again with a dom).

Laid on the bed again and she gave me a BJ (still covered), which is where I eventually shot my load.

She was close to cumming so asked if she could cum in my mouth, but I declined and said she could just cum on my face instead.

Asked me if we wanted to go again but I wasn't really feeling it. Got a shower and left. About 50 mins on the clock, but wasn't bothered in the slightest.

This was my second TS punt, and the feeling was pretty unsatisfying (like the first one), so I don't think TS punts are really my thing... felt pretty rank afterwards for some reason. Don't think we clicked that well, but she was a nice lass, so can't really fault the SP.

Visit again: Probably not, but not at the fault of the SP. Overall I'd probably still rate it a 7/10. Think I'm looking for a more petite, feminine TS punt, so might try one more before leaving the TS's alone  :D










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South East / Chelsea Sexy Thai – Farnborough
« by Dead Wood on September 18, 2026, 09:38:20 am »
This punt surprised me.  I was in Farnborough, and I went straight to AW.  I didn’t triangulate back on here for reviews etc, so I went in ‘cold’, and was ready for disappointment.  If I had done some UKP research, I would have seen that she has several positive reviews.

Chelsea is genuinely tiny lady, jolly, with big, enhanced boobs, and a pretty face.  A tiny lady with big boobs is always a turn on for me.  Evidence of child-bearing, which other punters have commented on.  In the punt, she takes pretty much whatever you can throw at her, which was fun.  Lots of vigorous fingering, cheeky finger inside, a bit of performative choking, ball sucking etc.  Not unlike ‘Hot Helen’, who was a favourite of mine back in the day.

We fucked like bunnies.  Towards the end she gave a pretty good impression of someone having an orgasm, which doesn't usually wash with me, but I see from other reviews that it might well have been genuine.  We certainly had a lot of fun, and she was all over me. 

I paid £80, plus £10 for kissing, and she threw in OWO for free.  The kissing was a disappointment, which is my only real criticism TBH.  She has a large back tattoo and an unusually prominent pudendum.

The usual ‘four floors of whores’ venue.  Very prompt coms via Whatsapp.

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London / MaggieLZ Norbiton
« by musotim on September 18, 2026, 09:25:28 am »
MaggieLZ Norbiton

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1 hour £140

I saw Maggie earlier this month. Contacted her in the late morning for an early afternoon appointment, comms and instructions very good.

Got to her flat and was pleased with her looks. Mid to late 30s. She had on an elegant dress/robe type things and wore heels. We embraced and kissed lightly while she undressed me. On to the bed for a massage which was excellent. Reminded me of Thai massage techniques with teasing and close swipes etc. She took her bra off during the massage and rubbed her tits up and down my backside and the feeling of her hard nipples on my cock and balls was nice. I then turned over and she took off her underwear to reveal a beautiful patch of neatly trimmed pussy hair. This is one of the reasons I wanted to see her, I love a bit of hair down there and wish it was more common for WGs.  Her tits are fake and you can see the implants when she leans over but I didn’t mind this. Anyway, moved into 69 (OWO) and she seemed to really enjoy, encouraging me to go slow on her. She took my cock deep and slow which felt great. She was receptive to fingering and her pussy was nice and wet. Switched up and she went down on me, keeping it slow, deep and sensual with lots of eye contact. Then on with a condom and she mounted me with her legs spread out to the side, taking it all the way in which was a beautiful sight to behold. I then flipped her over and fucked her missionary, really slow and deep for a good fifteen minutes. Her pussy felt so good I actually had a look to see if the condom came off! (It didn’t). I started to speed up the pace and took it to the edge. I asked if I could come on her body and she said yes. She held her hands up to shield her face which was lucky as I shot a massive load, Peter North style. She was impressed lol. Cleaned up and lay chatting for a few minutes before I showered and left.

Overall, she is fantastic VFM and I would happily see her again if in the area.

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South East / Helisa - Slough
« by Nick1042 on September 18, 2026, 08:51:55 am »
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£100 for 30 mins plus £50 for her to cum, comms via text, very responsive.

I haven't been to Slough for years, not keen on the place, however so glad I made the trip last night. I've slept on it and decided yes this was my best punt to date!

Pleased to say she looks exactly like her pics although current pics show her long dark hair is wavy, it was straight, but who cares she's gorgeous either way. The other thing to note she looks taller in her pics, probably the heels, she's shorter in real life but again who cares she's gorgeous. Her body is tight, sexy small tight ass and those fake tits, wow! If your into big fake tits your love hers! Now I would have been happy if she had the same kind of arrogant attitude of most of the Brazilian TSs out there just because of how good she looked, but her attitude was the best by far! As soon as we were in the bedroom she got close, looked me in the eyes and couldn't wait to snog my face off. Proper hard deep French kissing. Hands all over each other and I thought we were gonna spend half an hour just doing this!. Finally we came up for air, she moved to the bed, motioning me to come join her, she never asked for the money. However I like to get that out of the way, so I quickly sorted that out and she put on bedside table and again invited me to join her. On the bed we continued making out and touching, I started to undress and as soon as I got my cock out she was on it, sucking on it like her life depended on it. No wiping or checking it first, no condom, just bang she needed it. She was good too, went deep, made noises, sloppy and wet I was in heaven. While she was doing this I played with her cock, and she got hard, good size, not huge but big and thick enough for me. She then sat on my chest and fed her cock to me and I sucked it while she rubbed her ass on my cock. After a while she got off and went back to sucking my cock. I had to stop her as I felt I was about to cum. She seemed a little disappointed but I pushed her onto her back where I kissed her and kissed her amazing tits and rubbed cocks together, she reached for a condom, she slid it on me and I was about to slid inside her missionary but she pushed me off her and onto my back, and started sucking on my cock again! This time covered. Once she felt she had enough she laid back onto the bed and I did finally manage to fuck her on her back, and she could take a pounding. Every now and then wanting me to kiss her. She started to furiously wank herself while she looked me in the eyes while I fucked her. I thought she was about to cum so I told her I wanted to taste her for her to cum in my mouth, so I stopped fucking her and we kissed again. I withdrew, she pushed me onto my back, and got on top and rode me, what a sight watching those big tits bounce! After a while, she got off and removed the condom and blew me again! I had to stop her again and got her to sit on my chest again where I sucked and wanked her cock. Suddenly she told me she was going to cum, she took over and wanked herself over my face, there was a lot of cum. All over my mouth, chin and her hand. She got up to wipe her hand and give me a wipe to wipe my face. I grabbed her, told her I wanted to fuck her again. This was the only negative part, she seemed to be reluctant for me to fuck her again once she had cum. She kissed me and pushed me to the bed for more cock sucking, I told her again that I wanted to fuck her, to do her doggy and it wouldn't take me long as she has a great ass, but she kept sucking away. She got sloppier and sloppier and it felt so good and so the inevitable happened and I came in her mouth, she took it all but didn't swallow she rushed to the bathroom to spit it out and rinse her mouth. She came back in the room, I was wiping myself and she came up and kissed and hugged me. Didn't speak much, she kept smiling at me, think her English is limited. I got dressed, thanked her, she hugged and we kissed again for ages, she walked me to the door smiled, one last kissed and I left very very happy. I looked at my watch and it had been nearly 45 minutes.

I cannot recommend her enough and considering seeing her again, which is unusual for me as I always like trying somebody new but this was everything a punt should be and these days they rarely are like this.

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Wales / Yay Yay - Cardiff
« by Arripotter1971 on September 18, 2026, 08:18:09 am »
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Comms were very good to be fair

location just outside Cardiff town centre in Riverside through the big pink garage door (If you know you know)

£100 for an hour only things not included in this were CIM & OWO which was fine by me for that money.

The electronic door opened without me even ringing the bell, what was stood behind it was certainly a surprise. A tiny little asian dressed to impress and immediately started kissing and hugging me.
Headed upstairs to the bedroom into a slightly more lit room I could see she was definately visually worth £100.
Again showered me with kisses and hugs like a long lost relative. Handed over the money which she just put on the other bed and then she started stripping me off, before undressing infront of me. Don't think I have ever seen such a tiny body on an adult woman.
She was rubbing her body up against mine while my raging cock was against her arse. She turned around opened her legs slightly and clamped my cock in her groin while kissing me and grinding on my cock. feeling was bloody good !
She then dropped down to her knees put a condom on and gave me a great BJ. After a couple of minutes i lifted her up and laid her on the bed, we kissed for a bit while I moved my way down her body until i reached mecca  :rolleyes:
She was definitely having a good time as she was holding the back of my head tightly and she cum a thick creamy load.
I moved back up her body and eased myself into her and she was so tight I cum in absolutely no time whatsoever.
We laid there kissing and chatting for a bit, no language barrier at all for a Chinese SW which is very unusual in Cardiff.
Offered me a massage which i decided to take, and the massage was bloody excellent also, she started reaching under and playing with my cock and balls, so I turned over. She saw I was hard again and laughed, put a condom on and lowered herself onto me, damn that felt so good. So good that I lasted less than 5 mins. I must say the feeling of hitting what must have been her cervix was bloody amazing.
Cleaned up and got dressed said our goodbyes and I was on my way after blowing two loads in 45mins !!
So glad I have an automatic car as my knees were like jelly driving home.

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South East / TSLEEYA1991 - Bracknell
« by H9 on September 18, 2026, 02:19:16 am »
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This was my first TS experience after having the urge for a while and finally braving it. Was about 9.00pm and just shot of a text real quick reply and arranged for 10.15pm. It was a big block of flats in Bracknell, easy to find and no one around.

Paid £120 for 30 mins

Opened the door and was pleasently surprisedby Leeya. Really hot lovely skin but was quite a tall girl. Her boobs were amazing. We started playing with each other and both of us got hard. Kissing was available throughout but it wasn’t DFK though some tongue involved. I then asked for OW and this was really good and deep. After 5 minutes she started giving a hand job in which I had to stop before I cum as I wanted to fuck her. She got on top started riding while I was giving her a hand job. Wanted to try a few positions but blew my load so that was that.

Really enjoyed it despite being a bag of nerves and look forward to my next meet.

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Oh my, where do I start with this one. I did see the previous negative reviews so I suspect I won't get alot of sympathy with this one. I decided to chance her in the hope that she has gotten better over time. Boy was I wrong.

Comms were fine, straight and to the point. Had to keep asking for the house number and street name as for some reason she thought just giving me the postcode was enough. Anyways how's was very messy and smelt of weed. All red flags but I preserved.

Looks wise, Darcy is nowhere near being glamour model in the looks department. She's a 2/10 in person and that's being generous. She has a droopy looking face and her facial features are very hardened.

Anyways went to the bedroom, she started undressing asking me if I like my dickies sucked. Said who doesn't, handed over the paperwork and she got straight to it. Immediately noticed that she started holding my dick way too tight so I politely asked her to loosen her grip. She jumped straight up, said "don't tell me how to do my job, get out!"

I was absolutely shocked, couldn't believe what has happened but immediately went into survival mode. Wasn't going to risk anything as I knew she was unhinged. So quickly got dress and was out the door within 5 mins of arriving. As far as I'm concerned, she has robbed me hence my allegation that she is a thief.

Don't ignore the red reviews fellas. This one will never change. I am just shocked she is still able to bring in cash!

Won't ever return if she was the last bird on earth.

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East England / ^ Scarlet ^ in Peterborough
« by stxrdg4 on September 17, 2026, 11:27:20 pm »
This is a borderline negative neutral.

Fee: £160
Duration: 1 hour
Location: Apartment in Peterborough (frequently used by this group)

Comms: The usual drill with members of this group. Message on AW, agree time and date, send booking request, get a call from withheld number before start time with final details.

Scarlet: Physically very attractive, great figure.

The meet: I did not have a great time. Felt very unnatural, awkward, artificial, reluctant. I think there's a rehearsed act on the surface and a coldness underneath. She's pretty but that's where the positives end. Kissing was reserved, everything was...just not great. Kissing, oral both ways, rimming (me on her, I see it's no longer on her likes list), finished with sex. Had a shower, made uncomfortable smalltalk, then left.

Conclusion: I will not be returning and would not recommend.

A shame, as I'd seen her a couple of years ago, back when she was Jasmine, and that was a much nicer meeting.

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South West / Emma James - Bristol
« by stxrdg4 on September 17, 2026, 11:06:30 pm »
I see Emma James is showing as semi-retired on her profile and her fees have gone up since I saw her in the summer (which is what this review is based on).

Fee: £300
Duration: 2 hours
Location: Hotel on the outskirts of Bristol (thankfully with A/C in the middle of a heatwave)

Comms: Messaged on AW, got replies quite promptly. Easily arranged a date and time and checked preferences. Messaged the day before to confirm (and received location) then corresponded by text on the actual day. All very easy.

Emma James: When I arrived, she was scantily clad with her boobs out and wearing heels. Her pictures give you a good idea of what her body's like. Emma was friendly, nice company, and attractive.

The meet: I wanted slow, sensual GFE and that's just what I got. Emma really got into it and I enjoyed lots of DFK, touching, oral both ways, rimming (me on her), then finally getting a condom on for sex in a few positions then finishing with anal (super tight). I showered and got dressed, chatted a bit, then said a fond farewell and was on my way.

Conclusion: Emma is excellent for a sensual meet, definitely joins the god-tier rank. I'm less likely to see her again given the price increase and her semi-retirement (which I guess may progress to full retirement), but never say 'never'.

Hope that helps!

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East Midlands / xLadyVx in Matlock
« by stxrdg4 on September 17, 2026, 10:46:55 pm »
I met Lady V in the summer, having been tempted after seeing she was in a RealPunting video.
This is close to being a negative, but I'll keep it on the neutral side of the edge.

Fee: £200
Duration: 1 hour
Location: Tidy house in Matlock (looks like she's now moved to Wembley)

Comms: super responsive to messages, very easy to arrange. Sent a message in the early afternoon seeing if she was free later that day. A few quick messages later, we were sorted.

Lady V: Pics on her page are accurate. Gym fit body. Quite friendly.

The meet: Zero enthusiasm. I'd asked for a GFE type of meeting. Kissing was very light and reserved, everything felt reluctant from her, and she was generally about as active as a corpse (not that I have any first-hand experience of what that's like...your honour). She has a nice body and oral was alright but the lack of enthusiasm considering her steep rates was a real let down.

Conclusion: I will not be returning and would not recommend. There are far better ladies charging significantly less.

Hope this helps!

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North West / English_holly x - Chester
« by Pewpew on September 17, 2026, 09:47:55 pm »
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Excellent 30 mins with Holly - £80 for half an hour feels like a great value for money these days too.

Venue was a hotel in Chester, nice enough, busy reception so didn't feel too exposed walking past.

Action started with a slow massage and teasing, and followed with some excellently slow OWO.  Put the rubber on with her mouth which was fun, then into a slow, grinding cowgirl and missionary.  Personally, i really like it when a girl doesn't just try and get you to cum as soon, so i loved it.

She's in great shape, slim with beautiful small tits and a great arse.  Her sliding her arse up and down on me in cowgirl is a view i won't forget.  Age seems accurate, facially she's my type so i was happy. 


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East England / Time Thai massage Ingatestone -Sarah
« by Poker boy on September 17, 2026, 09:04:48 pm »
New shop opened on Ingatestone
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Booked in by text very easy comms for 1 hour massage, no further details discussed.
Shop on high st fairly exposed with bakers next door and pub opposite. Free Parking available close by.
Arrived a little early and greeted by the girl in the advert, very cute young slim lady, was also an older larger thai behind the counter but was shown into front room by the young one. Told to strip all off and lie down, good vibe.
She returned a few minutes later and rearranged the sheet to cover all of me and proceeded with a very nice massage with medium pressure. My hopes of extra was waining as there was no sensual elements and she kept the sheet covering my bits at all times.
Was enjoying the massage though apart from noise, room insulation poor and had to listen to customer come in and chat to other masseuse.
Turn came at 40mins and immediately extra offered. 40 HJ 60 Topless 80 B2B.
Tried to negotiate but no budge so settled for topless.
This lass has a fantastic rack, perfect pert B cups with not a blemish in sight. With one hand on those and the other on her pert little ass I knew this wouldnt take long and sure enough about 90 secs later its all over. Bloody fantastic.
A quick clean up and then she does another 10mins massage to finish off. A nice if expensive experience and i will return for the b2b. £120 all in. Name was Sarah.

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North East / Linda - Oriental Massage Centre Sunderland
« by portable on September 17, 2026, 08:58:24 pm »
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Massage happened a couple of weeks ago. This has been my most regular massage place, so it feels repetitive to keep reviewing, but the girls are on regular rotation and I had a fairly bad one so thought it was worth mentioning.

Started with the usual call ahead, told time was okay. I arrive and the girl "Linda" was fairly attractive and pleasant, massage was pretty good, nice and firm. Things went downhill at the halfway point, asking about extras. She mentioned hand, £20, covered BJ £30 or b2b for £40. I went with the last two, after a bit of back and forth in broken English and I only had £30 cash so I'd have to pay the rest by card.

So, she got undressed, got out a sandwich bag and gave a decent bj before putting her clothes back on and continuing with a head massage.... and that was basically it. I was thinking "I hope she doesn't think that being naked counted as b2b?". To make things worse, she didn't clean up the leakages entirely, and I had to do it myself with the paper towels, which is a first! I left £30 out, which she took, and went back upstairs. So, no actual b2b, having to clean myself up, I'm a bit pissed off. On my way out I made sure to say hello to the manager who was in the room next door, so that if a confrontation with Linda happened, I'd have subtly established I "know" the manager, and I don't think Linda would want her to know about the bj.

Then lo and behold Linda is at the card reader asking for £40! I ask what for and she says b2b, and I say no. A little back and forth with a firm but polite "you just took your clothes off. I paid for the extras". She relented and I left. It doesn't happen often, but I'm passed caring now and stand my ground with things like this. It's frustrating to think others don't. It's not pleasant, and sours the mood after you should be in a nice relaxed state, but I'm not made of money, and it shouldn't be tolerated. £40 for having her naked for all of 5 mins is just insane.

I've met a dozen "Lindas" over the years so this isn't exactly useful info, but the one piece of advice I would give anyone is if it's a masseuse you've never met, and/or they start with higher prices, or just don't seem to enthusiastic, don't let your dick overthink things and just stick with HJ for £20.






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East England / Coco Ber Street oriental massage - Norwich
« by Tomcat007 on September 17, 2026, 08:58:11 pm »
Met with Coco a couple of days ago.
She is here for 3 weeks... 2 and a half left now...

The lady is slightly on the older side to what I prefer. She is 46. Really good looking 46 year with a bit of a mom body

Very friendly and chatty with a bit of humour. Good English

She gave a really good hard massage no complaints there.
I offered 80 for btb and bj.

She started the massage I did my usual cheeky touching and feeling.
She did a couple of reach rounds
We had very friendly banter which got me a couple of slaps on the arse. All in good taste.
At the halfway point she asked me to flip over which I did.she got undressed a bit of b2b i slipped a finger inside and she didn't mind ...then she started between legs with a bit of ball sucking and shaft licking with great eye contact. She flipped into 69 and slipped some plastic on..
My only negative is the plastic.
Pretty decent Bj

I enjoyed our time together.
I'd happily see her again

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South East / Cherrystar_ Reading
« by wonka on September 17, 2026, 08:45:21 pm »

100 for 30 mins

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Comms - called and spoke to cherry, lovely husky voice......Clear communication....arranged time during lunch break, clear instructions,  parked in nearby ncp n walked to her place....code to enter ...all clear...

Location - centre of reading  easy to find as she gives v clear instructions

Girl - photos prob taken a few years ago....definitely 12 ish...great pleasant personality tall and loved her lingerie...

Service  - usual hide behind door....kissed me when I entered....parted  with the money n she went away n brought me a bottle of water..

Stood up and we started kissing,  first lfk leading to some great dfk lots of tongue...she kisses well...she kept smelling me and said I smelt good....

Moved to the bed and  continued kissing cuddling n she then did owo on me till i got hard..i then went down on her and licked her till age was wet...she then put on the rubber and asked her to take her in missionary....entered her waited and then slowly started moving and built up with longer strokes and couldn't hold on and came in her...she held me in and kissed me cuddled me n then cleaned me up.

Conclusion -  good punt she really got into it ..will book her for an hour next time. Great dfk lovely personality n can take a pounding



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East England / Deelight Angel - Leighton Buzzard
« by ThroatPlugger on September 17, 2026, 08:42:30 pm »
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See her old reviews here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=7955

Date: 30th July 2026
Location: Flat in Leighton Buzzard
Price: £100 for an 45 mins special off

Appearance: Now 57 this is her final year of escorting, but she's still quite fit, attractive and well presented. She has a hearing implant and quite often couldn't hear me.

Personality: Once we'd got past the very structured requirements to see her (bringing a tool box and parking in a particular place), she was really easy to get along with. Things were very relaxed and chatty, and as I didn't need the whole 45 mins we spent quite a while just talking. She asked what I wanted (facefucking) and then said how things would work, which was all fine with me.

Comms: After tech issues on her side with the AW site and getting her number showing, it was all pretty easy by text. Really relaxed and chatty on messages which was great for me as it was only my second time.

Services taken: DFK OWO CIM DT / FF and swallowing

What transpired: After greeting me post shower with a gorgeous deep snog, we then retired to the bedroom and after agreeing what we were going to do, she sat me on a comfortable chair and took me to the hilt in her throat for a few minutes. She then said she'd lie on her back with her head off the edge of the bed (a favourite position of mine back then), before then trying reclining back on pillows with me straddling her (but this position was a little toothy for my liking). With her head off the edge of the bed again I knew I was getting close, she said she wanted me to cum whilst deep in her throat and she took it all and drained me dry.

Positives: At this time I was just delighted to find someone who would actually deepthroat and allow facefucking (even if it was quite gentle), and she was local to me and the price on this deal was good. She made me feel fantastic (the king factor) and she was a lovely person.

Negatives: Now that I have found out the treasure trove of facefucking gold out there (thanks UKP!), I probably won't go back and see her before she hangs up her high heels at the end of 2026. She was a bit older than I would like (though I was 50!).

Would I recommend her? Yes if you're in Bedfordshire and want the kind of services she offers. Once you've jumped through all of her hoops (there to stop neighbours being suspicious) she was great to be with and was very game for anything I wanted.


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South West / Nikki - Bath Road Massage Parlour, Bristol
« by victor989 on September 17, 2026, 08:19:52 pm »
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When   : September 2026


Where  : Bath road, Bristol


Cost     : £100/45min


Comms : Excellent, The manager (Daisy) answered my call immediately and booked me in for later that day.


The meet

Today I punted with Nikki for the 11th time and it was another great punt. I first punted her 4 years ago and she
has only gotten better with time. In my opinion she is the best WG at BRM and must be a great source of income
for them. At first I had called Diamonds massage parlour, which is a few doors down, but all 3 available WG's were
known munters to me so I contacted Daisy instead and booked with Nikki.

I find Nikki to be a highly attractive WG with a great attitude and she excels in her job. She has blonde hair, is facially
attractive with a pair of beautiful natural DD tits and lovely arse. Her body is well toned with no piercings or tattoos (which
I prefer).

After showering the action started with passionate kissing (but with no tongues). I removed her bra and knickers and our
naked bodies were clamped together passionately. This went on for several minutes. I watched us in the large room mirror
and found this a turn on. We then continued this on the bed for several more minutes before commencing with the
covered oral which was also great. She was bubbly and friendly throughout. We then fucked in missionary position with her
legs on my shoulder followed by prone bone postion for several minutes with her making all the right sex noises without
over doing it. After all this fun we finished at 45 minuted on the dot.

In my punting career I have punted with Nikki more than any other WG and will continue to punt her whilst she is in Bristol.     


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Northern Ireland & Ireland / Daisy Portadown
« by MartyW on September 17, 2026, 07:01:56 pm »
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Vivastreet ad for same location as Lisa in Portadown.
Easy comms, 70 for 30 mins FS, bj. Massage offered and 69 offered, owo extra offered all turned down.

Not as per photos but slim and pretty and very enthusiastic. Quite sensual in fact. Big titties, false unfortunately. Zero English.

I'd probably not return but suggest worth the money.

This location swaps various sp BTW. Good luck

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Scotland / LilyRosa/ Aberdeen
« by Neptuneus959 on September 17, 2026, 06:55:26 pm »
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Comms:- Initially through AW direct message as my phone txt to her hadn’t been answered and then into WhatsApp once in comms, was set up about five days before the meet. Messaged on the day and was given the address. 

Cost:- £200 for an hour.

Location:- Aberdeen, down the road from Dobbie’s garden center, nice and easy to find.

Meet:- arrived a few minutes later and said so, to be told to come on in. Had requested a shower and was shown that after a bit of light chat while I derived. Shower done and back to the bedroom. Lily herself is just as her pictures show and just over five foot tall and she was wearing a summer dress when I arrived.
Had a wee conversation about what we like and enjoy doing. Lily herself is very sensual and enjoys the slow build up with lots of foreplay, more than happy to oblige there. That summer dress came off nice and quick to reveal a nice pair of natural boobs.
We did have a laugh at how unresponsive her nipples are, just like mine, but she does enjoy them played with and caressed.
After some kissing and dfk that went on for a while as our hands wandered it was time to get her wriggling at the end of my fingers so down to her pussy they went and slowly but surely did their work, she enjoys being gently fingered while her clit is teased, did this for a while, bought into play a wee wand I carry just for these occasions and this sent her squirming up the bed, helped by my tounge down there too, she tasted nice and fresh.

It was now her turn to go down on me, her oral were excellent I found and she gets really wet while sucking you off.

It was time to cover up and fill her up. She has a nice tight pussy that grips well onto you as you pump away. All we did was cow girl and up right missionary as I call it with a cushion under her bum. Fuck ws that pump good with her legs wide, wand on her clit and her pussy gripping away on my cock.

It takes me ages to cum and ran over time and had to call an end to the show as it was over Lilys end of day finish time.

Would I go back, yes.
Was it value for money, yeah I enjoyed myself with a pretty girl who was very responsive to all I did with her.
If you’re into good gfe sp’s hees one for sure.


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North West / Sofia - Shaw
« by Thai Hunter on September 17, 2026, 06:23:14 pm »
First review since I joined so let me know if anything is wrong.

Was looking for a b2b massage that was better than the 10 mins you get in a lot of the thai places. Saw an advert on here for Sofia a couple of weeks ago so thought I would give her a try.

Comms: Very quick and simple by text on Unadvertised phone number removed.

Place: In the centre of Shaw, very discreet entrance and easy parking at Asda. Small but effective room and excellent shower.

Services: A couple of different massages were offered but went for b2b at £75.

Messaged Sofia once I had parked up and was told where the entrance was and to come in. I was pleasantly suprised  when I saw her, more attractive than I was expecting. She is chatty but not too chatty and puts you at ease. As others have reviewed, she uses short fast strokes but it was a decent massage. A couple of nice reach unders before the b2b started. On turnover Sofia carried on with a decent massage before climbing on the table for the main event. Her tit wank was veey good and finished with a great 2 hand finish. Offered a shower after and back outside about 1hr 10mins later.

This was one of the best b2b I have had in a while and certainly best value for money. Will definately be returning.


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Northern Ireland & Ireland / Bella massage. Dublin
« by smit1234 on September 17, 2026, 05:21:55 pm »
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Comms all done via WhatsApp and quite easy. €100 for 30 mins with OWO

Directions to her apartment near Dublin 2 was easy and up to the top floor. Bella has a great body and nice C cup fake tits

on to a decent massage which focused on my shoulders and weirdly my feet. Then there was a lot of attention to my balls and arse which graduated to a reach under. I asked we swap so I messaged her and played with her wet clit but nothing inside which was fine. Lots of tit sucking too

I then sat on her chest as she began with a nice soft BJ while I played in-between her legs. As I was about to cum, I moved off and she wanked me onto her chest

Quick shower then left

Happy to report a solid positive

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South East / Bella_Thai_Lady Cheam Surrey
« by Lush1pot on September 17, 2026, 04:54:56 pm »
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Date of meet - Mid Week- September 2026

Meet 30mins

Time - Early PM Period

Cost £80

Location - Cheam

Venue - Perfect. So easy to get to and parking is good,  some side streets have space too and some in the village for a small period of time. If not then car park at the back.

Communication

Perfect. Easy and quick this time, was a case of third time lucky as two previous attempts to contact her resulted in no response. Perhaps she wasn’t working on those occasions or maybe she had a full day of bookings and couldn’t fit me in, who knows. She told me she sees 6 or 7 guys a day on average although on the day I saw her she said I was her 4th and this was at 12.30pm!! Either it was going to be over that or she clocks off early once she has met her quota as she said 6 or 7 is enough for her in a day. Understandable.

The girl

So incredibly sexy!! Honestly just beautiful in every way and smelt incredible. Such a nice loving soulful person too, super friendly, makes you feel so comfortable. Smiling, her body is amazing, sex appeal through the roof. I would say she is a size 8 maybe 6. My type of girl physically. Her body is tight and firm.


The Action


She opened the door hiding behind it and I walked in. Wonderful sight awaited me. It was the same flat I saw Aya in. Started kissing standing up and she was taking my clothes off quite soon after and taking hers off too.

Once she was naked she got onto the bed and was on knees with me still standing up and started to suck my cock. My word.. she got me throbbing pretty quickly. I can imagine how many guys would bolt super fast with this girl, she is so attractive and exciting to be with!

Then she laid on her back and I just devoured her basically, all over her body kissing her and not just licking but eating her pussy and licking her ass hole. She then went to grab a condom and honestly my cock was still twitching and I thought I’m never going to last here! Anyway she was where I wanted her with her ass facing me so I took the opportunity to eat her ass! I wanted to do this anyway and was going to ask her to get on all fours so she saved me asking! It also gave me some time for my cock to stop throbbing a bit.

After enjoying immensely eating her ass from behind burying my tongue deep into her ass hole and her pussy from behind too it was time for my cock to enter this incaptivating Thai goodness! Missionary first and had to go really slow, plenty of kissing here too. Loved neck kissing her! Then it was her on top, spoons position which I loved, reverse cowgirl, doggy and finished in missionary!

Summary

Flawless really. As long as you are clean and respectful and go with the GFE type actions your going to enjoy her so much. Def not for the hardcore of you who want to hammer a girl or the porn star experience. Not sure you would get so much from her being like that as she is quite gentle. It’s Almost like you can’t believe she does this! Anyway I’m glad she does and she gave herself so freely to me and does so for other men also no doubt. What an experience and what a girl.

Type. Would I go back?

100% Yes! She told me she plans to stay for a while so hopefully il get an opportunity for  another time to return.

Positives

Got to be my fav Thai ever. The other Thai whom I saw and reviewed Aya in this same block was also great and I can totally see why they are so highly thought of. For me something about Bella just gives her the edge for me. Can’t put my finger on why..My top two Thais for sure that I’ve seen.

Personality 10/10
Body 10/10
Face 10/10
Services 10/10
Way she makes you feel 10/10
Relaxed approach 10/10
Hygiene and cleanliness 10/10
Overall aura 10/10
Venue and location 10/10

Shower 

I didn’t take one at all, I had one before leaving from home and she knew that I think. She had a shower after when I was getting changed before leaving. She seemed like the most hygienic Thai I’ve ever been with as usually they get their underwear back on immediately after so you never know if they are showering when you go. One thing to note is that when I left and got home I could smell her all over me, body spray or perfume or whatever it was she had on her, smelt lovely but be mindful if you go home to a wife or partner it’s almost certain they would smell her on you! You’ve been warned! So either ask to shower after or see her when you don’t have to go home to a wife or partner! It was fine for me!

Negatives

I really can not think of any! Apart from the fact that I’ve got a booking arranged with another girl in the coming days and it’s going to be so hard for her to match this girl! Makes me question if to go ahead with it!

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North West / Caprice - Temptations - Prestwich
« by rocket88 on September 17, 2026, 04:50:42 pm »
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A rare opportunity arose for a weekend punt so I contacted Temptations to see who was available and made a booking to see Caprice.

Certainly not disappointed when I met her in reception. The photo on the website I think gives a an accurate representation. Slim with curves in the right places,thirties. She was dressed in  white lingerie which set off the colour of her skin very well.

After a quick shower we started with some kissing and mutual groping. This got me hard enough for some well delivered OWO. I requested RO to which Caprice was amenable. No hygiene issues and Caprice made some appreciative noises. She swung round for 69,during which I had to ask for a halt as  there was a danger of me shooting my load.

On with the dom and I got Caprice to lean over for doggie where I enjoyed slapping against her round arse. Running out of steam I requested a move to reverse CG where I finished with a view of that lovely rear.

I would certainly see Caprice again,but it seems she only works weekends at Temptations which is difficult for me.

£50 + £15 hh.

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Wales / Rai Relax massage
« by welshman167 on September 17, 2026, 04:42:34 pm »
External Link/Members Only    This is my third time visiting Rai but my first review.   First time was on Castle street, she has now moved to Fforestfach which is far more convenient for me and has free off road parking

Rai is an attractive fuller figured but not fat woman with a lovely personality.  she was waiting in the reception area when I arrived and escorted me to her room.  The room is a massive improvement on the old one in castle street.  Much bigger with a nice professional massage table.  Preliminaries finished with I payed my £50 for one hour hot oil massage.  It used to be £40 at castle street.  Knowing what to expect I stripped off completely and lay face down on the table.  The massage that Rai gives is outstanding and definitely worth the money.  No softly softly here, it's a full on deep massage, quite outstanding actually.  after about half an hour of doing my back and legs with some nice inside thigh swipes it was time to turn over.  I was pretty excited at this stage after the inner thigh swipes and lay there in all my glory.  Rai carried on where she left off with my legs with some serious leg manipulation.  she then calmed it down and started with more gentler massaging in the upper thigh area which instantly got my attention.  she then asked if I need any extra attention nodding in the direction of my hard cock.  Of course I said yes and she said it would be £20.  Price agreed she proceeded to dribble some hot oil over my balls and cock, letting some dribble down my arse crack.  she gently manipulated by balls and crack whilst bringing me off to a fantastic climax.  After a quick but thorough clean up she carried on with a wonderful head massage to take me up to the hour mark.  I will definitely be returning.  There are 2 women pictured on the website but I have only ever seen Rai.  All in all, an outstanding experience.

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Yorkshire & the Humber / Mercedes Noir Escorts Leeds
« by Bantam16 on September 17, 2026, 04:23:23 pm »
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£180HR in call Leeds about 6 months ago

Apartment in central Leeds

I’ve seen 3 of the girls From Noir but 2 are no longer working there so just Mercedes to review.

Agency is great with very responsive communication and really helpful if you need any questions answered about a particular girl.

Mercedes is as described she’s a tall slim 20yr old, I suspect she’s a little older but no older than 23.

She’s a nice girl, very chatty and easy going, in the bedroom she is very submissive and seems to enjoy the sex but no kissing, oral both ways, lets you rim her but that’s as far as anal goes. It was a nice meeting cos she’s a young girl with a great body, just not much effort from her side.

I would probably see her again but wasn’t excited enough to run back.

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London / English-sadie-23 Heathrow
« by Lister on September 17, 2026, 04:10:08 pm »
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£130 for 45 mins

After being offered a B&S by Erotic_Laura and walking I found Sadie and arranged a meet around the corner 15 mins later. She could only fit in 45 mins but happy with that at such short notice.

Venue was a hotel on Bath road. Easy access and paid parking by app. On going through the magic door I was happy with what I saw. Photos on AW accurate us not very revealing. Age seems right and quite pretty. Wears a lot of lipstick so make use of the bathroom after!

Plenty of real DFK throughout . OWO was a little soft and not doing a lot for me so went for some RO. She was clean and very responsive, happy with a couple of fingers too. Then on to some missionary and cowgirl before opting for a hand finish whilst DFK. Nice HJ and very erotic.

All in all a lovely time with a pretty girl with a lovely personality and great attitude.

Would I visit again? Absolutely.

The good

Natural tits, pretty face, great DFK, intelligent lady with good conversation.

The neutral

Slight mummy tummy (seen on photos)

The bad

Nothing

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London / Latin_Isabela - Canary Wharf
« by X wizardzz x on September 17, 2026, 04:09:14 pm »
Hey all,

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Comms: Called the number on AW and I'm sure someone else handles the comms.

Location: Flat near Canary Wharf, across the bridge

Price: £60 for 15 mins

Services: OW, DT, Doggy, Missionary

Action: Was near the area and wanted a quick release. Saw her green light and called for a 15 minute meet and was at her flat 30 mins later. She looked fucking STUNNING. The first picture of her profile page is the most representative but even then it doesn't do it justice. Her tits are huge, nice and soft. Confirmed the services and she wasted no time in putting a condom on and started OW. This was decent, went about 3/4th of the way down while I grabbed he hair in a bun. After a few mins, got her on the bed for some missionary. She applied some lube and slowly inserted me inside her. I started off slow and she let off light moans and then I picked up the pace and went in for a kiss while fucking her missionary but she swerved away. Didn't question if it was extra or not as English wasn't that great on her part. Seeing the sight of her tits going up and down while fucking her in missionary brought me so close to climax so asked her to give me a lap dance. Gave me a mediocre 2 min lap dance and then she asked if I wanted to fuck her in doggy. Her ass was decent and looked good in doggy. She slowly inserted me and I started to fuck her and slowly increase the tempo. I grabbed her hair and then she started to throw her ass back and take over. I just stood there letting her do all the work and seeing her ass smash against my thighs. She can for sure take a pounding and after a good 5 minutes of doggy I came in the came. She gave me wet wipes to clean up and I was out the door a very happy man.

Conclusion: Great OW, doggy was insane, she loved being pounded from behind. Would go back again but only for a 15 minute P&D. Good value fuck at £60 with a hot woman with big tits

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London / Myriam X - Farringdon
« by X wizardzz x on September 17, 2026, 03:59:27 pm »
Hey all,

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Comms: Called her and arranged a meet 30 mins later. Very good comms. Happened around 4 weeks ago

Location: Flat near Farrindgon Station

Price: £100 for 30 mins

Services: OW, Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary

Action: Instructed me up to the top floor and hid behind the door when opening it. She looked stunning and her tits were almost popping out. Asked her to use the bathroom and I went to freshen up. Came back and confirmed the services and got undressed. Started to touch her tits and her hands started to wander. She put the condom on and started to blow me. It was ok, went halfway with no real variation. Have had much better blowjobs. After 5 mins, asked her to spread her legs and started fucking her in missionary. Had my head right next to hers and she was whispering all sorts of filth in my ear, I loved it!! Flipped her around for some doggy and she started to moan. Then to my surprise she said 'let me ride you on top'. Who am I to say no? She really knows what she's doing on top with both my hands on her tits. They felt great, they were fake but felt nice and soft. When I left I was close, I asked her to kneel in front of the mirror and blow me. Grabbed her hair and started to lightly facefuck her until I came in the condom. Still have just under 10 mins left so cleaned up and we spoke a bit about her life while cuddling. Once the 30 mins were up, I used the bathroom to freshen up and left happily.

Conclusion: Ok-ish OW, good sex (especially cowgirl), eager to please and would 100% see again.

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London / Erotic_Laura Heathrow Bait and Switch
« by Lister on September 17, 2026, 03:54:00 pm »
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Rang to arrange a meet the following day. All agreed and the following day confirmed by text and got postcode. Paid for parking, texted that I had arrived and given directions to building. Texted outside building and waited a few minutes for response. “Do you see the sign on the building?”  Text yes. Wait a few more minutes. “Do you see the glass door opposite?” Yes!  Wait a few more minutes (getting a bit pissed off by now at time wasting tactics). “Sorry something has come up in my personal life. My friend will look after you”
Text back “sorry, not interested “ and left to find a better alternative. Fortunately found someone even better than expected. Review to follow.

Would I visit again? Not in a million years!

The good

Nothing really

The mediocre

Nothing

The bad

Obviously set up as a B&S from the outset - avoid at all costs

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North West / Ellie Anderson / Bury
« by Captain caveman 69 on September 17, 2026, 03:28:15 pm »
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Fee 130 /30 minutes
 Comms / whattsapp
Location/ usual Bury hotel

After going through a phase of cheaper punts and mostly with regulars i thought I'd treat myself to a high end punt .
It was a sunday morning and i was going for my breakfast just over the road from my favourite brothel sorry hotel :wacko:.

I knew ellie was in there i parked up without a appointment and fired a whattsapp over ive seen her before and she remembered me and she was available and ready.

Room number fired over and it was very easy to find in i go no problems.
Ellie answered the  door in black stockings and suspenders  wow i nearly emptied my balls there and then.

She is a stunningly beautiful girl and her figure for me is perfection all natural no surgery  whatsoever just total perfection.

I said i wanted a dirty gfe and she delivered it perfectly  her pussy is absolutely delicious i could of eaten it for 30 minutes  full on dfk 69 was spot on she can suck cock wet Sloppy no holds barred. Then she rode me to completion a sight that will be logged in my wank bank for eternity.

A fantastic punt and 130 pound well spent she asks what you like and delivers it a true professional.

Also a lovely girl very nice sweet personality someone who makes you feel at ease i wish there was more like her .

I always rate my punts on how much  they cost how do i feel on the the way out  do i feel like ive just wasted the fee.

Well after leaving ellie i felt 20 years younger so onto the buffet breakfast for a big feed then took my dogs to the pub for a few guinness wish  every Sunday was like that.

Caveman out :hi:

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London / Effy - HoD - Victoria
« by londoner69 on September 17, 2026, 03:15:26 pm »
Donation/ time: £100/ 30 min

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Location: Usual HoD location, 10 minute walk from Victoria station.

Very positive experience with Effy quite recently. A very sensual experience throughout, Effy is very slim, pretty and chilled English lady. We had sex in various positions, FK, OWO and CIM to finish. Takes direction nicely.

The only downside is the amount of tattoos she has, which aren't visible in the HoD website.

Would I return? Very likely.


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London / sexyyy_laura – Marble Arch
« by Carpman2 on September 17, 2026, 02:38:27 pm »
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My first review here! Thanks to everyone who shares information that makes this hobby more enjoyable. Special shoutout to Shadow314, whose rating format I've adopted, if it ain't broke, why fix it?

Laura caught my eye, so I sent a message to the number listed on her profile. No response at first, probably too early in the day, but a follow-up message that afternoon got a quick reply. We sorted out a one-hour booking for later that day. She was thorough in her messages, covering all the bases, which helped me feel at ease straight away.

The location is a flat situated between Marble Arch and Edgware Road stations, within easy walking distance of both. Being Central London, parking nearby is virtually impossible. She provided clear instructions to find the place, and everything was straightforward, the flat itself is tucked away in a discreet spot.

The flat itself is quite nice, spotless and pleasant-smelling. She greeted me with a quick kiss at the door. The layout takes you through the kitchen first and then into the bedroom. My first impressions of Laura were very positive. Her profile photos are an accurate reflection of the person you'll meet, a very pretty face, lovely eyes, and a cracking body, with her listed size being spot on. Great bum. I'd say her stated age is accurate enough, perhaps a couple of years out at most. She looked and smelled great, the total package.

Once in the bedroom I sorted the fee straightaway, which was £200 for the hour, and having already showered before arriving, I stripped off and got straight into things.

We started with plenty of deep French kissing, something she doesn't shy away from at all. Her technique is excellent, making great use of both lips and tongue. She's a genuinely passionate woman. She did a little dance for me while I sat on the bed, which was a nice touch, and I had my hands all over her throughout. She then dropped to her knees and began working on my cock with real skill, gripping the base firmly and using her tongue expertly as she moved up and down the shaft. Once I let her know I was happy to finish there, she gradually picked up the pace and kept going until I came directly into her mouth. The volume even surprised me, but she handled it like a pro, keeping her mouth fully sealed around me so as not to miss a drop, holding in position until I'd finished. She then slipped away to the bathroom to clean up.

I lay on the bed while waiting for Laura to return. She came back after cleaning up, climbed onto the bed, and cuddled up nice and tight. We chatted for a while, stealing a few more kisses in between. Eventually she got me going again, following up with some oral to get me fully hard. She rolled the condom on, applied a bit of lube to us both, and climbed on top, riding me with serious energy. It was hard not to finish right there, especially with her whispering the filthiest things to me in Spanish. I eventually flipped her over into doggy, which she clearly loves. The mirrors on the side gave me a full view, so I went at it hard, enjoying the sight of her arched back and arse, grabbing handfuls and throwing in a few firm spanks for good measure. Eventually I finished in the condom.

I carefully pulled away, and she went straight to cleaning me up with care, I was fairly sensitive by that point. I collapsed onto the bed, which she found amusing. After relaxing for a moment, I got myself cleaned up, dressed, and headed out. A very positive meet with Laura, and someone I fully intend to see again.

My Ratings
Face 8/10
Body 8/10
Personality 8/10
Service 9/10
Comms 4/5
Location 4/5
Total 41/50

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London / Sophie HoD Victoria
« by blend57 on September 17, 2026, 01:39:34 pm »
Date: Late August 2026
Website: External Link/Members Only
Location: Flat near Victoria
Girl: The website states Sophie is 50 years old. She is older in person. The pictures on the website are of her, but the pictures were taken several years ago. The pictures clearly were taken by a pro photographer, which means the photos make her look fantastic. She has a nice body for her age, nice skin and is a nice person to talk to her.
Communications: All arranged via text message.
Price: £170
Duration: 1 hour
Services: DFK, OWO, reverse oral, covered sex.
Action: Started off with some kissing, caressing and cuddling, before moving onto some OWO. This was not a porn style OWO, more of a sensual type blowjob. After some of this, I returned the favour and did some reverse oral which Sophie seemed to enjoy. Returned to the kissing and cuddling which lead to some more OWO before some covered sex. Positions where cow girl and doggy.
Overall: 7/10. It was a nice experience. The experience was quite vanilla but the web site lists quite a few services, so she might be willing to do some more adventurous stuff. I might try some of that out if I can book another appointment.

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South East / Cindy - Milton Keynes
« by Bmunda on September 17, 2026, 01:25:37 pm »
Happened to get routed via MK, and the good thing about Annabellas is you can ring 15mins before and try your luck - which in this case I did

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Price: £60 incall 20min

Location: Next to the large Sainsburys in the centre which is also where I parked, very easy to get in/out and generally find - medium foot traffic at 3pm so didn't look to wildly out of place

Looks: I wasn't going for the looks, but not too shabby at all - 7/10, I was there for the boobs, which are worth the travel! states 34HH, defying age with a little sag but a great set

Experience: I didn't have much time, I knew I just needed to let off some steam, so went with the 20min, so I wasn't expected a romp fest - but relatively minimal effort, quick OW (using what felt like a thick bin bag) so if it was good I didn't feel it, goal was for me to starfish and let her ride whilst I watch them boobs bounce, which is exactly what I did - finished up with a HJ as needed that bin bag off, got a great view and that was it

Overall: Never high expectations on those 20mins sessions, but did what I needed - I've got it out my system, and probs won't go back unless in the area and had some time - worth it for the tits!

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