!!!WARNING!!! Very, very vanilla punt so if you're looking for anything hardcore then don't bother reading on.

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I'd seen Amelia's profile and read the reports so I knew what I was in for which was just what I wanted at the time.

I saw that Amelia was working in Cambridge so I sent off a WA message requesting a time.  Comms were very business like, but she is Polish so that's to be expected.

I wandered into town and found her place about a mile east of the city on a very busy road in a flat that was just about fit for purpose.

Amelia opened the door and I was pleased with what I saw.  She is very pretty with an almost perfect figure and very soft blemish free skin (no tattoos).  Apparently she used to be a bit bigger but has lost quite a bit of weight and looks really good for it with no lose skin as a result.

Amelia was wearing a LBD that came down her arms revealing her shoulders (I'm a sucker for that look).  We started kissing, not DFK and very light (be warned).  I undressed her and we moved to the bed where she covered my cock in oil and gave me a very sensual hand-job until I was really hard.  She then applied a condom and went down on me OW, this was very pleasant and after a while we moved to CG where I could fondle her natural breasts which despite the weight loss were perfect for me.

We then switched to doggy where I could luxuriate in being able to fuck a gorgeous blonde (where else could I do that).  After about 10 minutes of this I came in the bag and collapsed back on to the bed spent.

I took a shower and we spent the remaining 10 minutes chatting with Amelia telling me how shit the accommodation was and how the 'landlord' was fucking the other girl in the second flat.  She seemed to indicate that she wouldn't return to Cambridge as she didn't particularly enjoy the experience, which is a shame.

Recommended - Yes but know what you're getting, it was just what I needed at that time.

Return - Probably, if Amelia returns to Cambridge.

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Following Bridger’s positive review I found the time and tokens to make a visit if my own.

Made an appointment by text and rocked up on time, the entrance is on a main road and a bit exposed if the traffic is backed up at the lights -,that said the outer door was unlocked so walked straight in. There’s is however a rear exit door into the back street.

There’s a reception area with a couple of chairs and Summer came through a door from the back and led me through to the room. (there’s at least 3). As Bridger said it’s all new, clean and very tidy.

Once in the room I handed over £50 for 1hour firm deep tissue massage and assumed the position. The room was warm and the table solid and good size.  The next 35 or so minutes were excellent- the massage was exactly as I wanted and Summer knew what she was doing.

On the flip Summer offered extras - HJ £20 and B2B £50, which I negotiated down to £40. She stripped and joined me on the table, sliding up and down and rubbing her tits and nips along my shaft , she hot dogged me too ( so more may be on offer - I didn’t ask).

After the event she cleaned me up thoroughly and then offered a head massage. Also suggesting that next time I should try two girls.

Summer is Chinese, speaks good English, about 40, quite short and medium build, smallish boobs with huge nips. Fully shaven.

Upon exiting the room I was somewhat dismayed to find a chap (punter ?) sat there ( not in reception but outside the massage rooms) , I made use of the rear exit and was on my way.

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Duration: 1 Hour
Fee: £140

Booked well in advance when I saw that Ella was returning, and confirmed on the day on the punt.   I was not overjoyed to be directed on the familar location in Fenny Stratford/Bletchley!

On arrival, I was relived to be shown to the room on the 1st floor and not any of the ground floor rooms.   

Having punted frequently with Ella over the years, I was unsnure of what her return after an 18 month break would bring.   When she came into the room, I liked what I saw, sure she has put on a little weight (haven't we all?) and looks a couple of years older, she still had that dirty look about her together with the confidence that made her stand out from other WG's.   

After a short chat about this and that, it was straight down to business with plenty of DFK and groping as we set about striping each other.   Ella wasted no time in getting reaquainted with my bum, as she spanked it hard, leaving hand prints on my stinging butt cheeks.    She played with my butt plug before suggesting that she needed something bigger and set about teasing my man cunt with fingers and a larger plug as I intoxicated myslef with some fresh poppers.   

The rest of the hour was a bit of blur, with DFK on tap, facesitting, strap-on fun, prostate massage, and more strap-on play.   

After a clean up and shower, we had a chat about other WG's that I had seen whilst she was not working and what she has been up to before I headed out into the gloomy evening. 

I would 100% return and am tempted by a 3some with Ella and Honey, but not sure that my bum would thank me!!   

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Was a B&G meet which happened a few weeks ago now. £60 (£50 for B&G + £10 CIM).

Fired off some messages and we saw each other within an hour. Her location was quite central in the city centre.

Upon meeting we sorted the paperwork and she told me to get comfy (I had showered before arriving). I gotta say she is bordering GIFL rather than MILF and she was quite timid, however she was still extremely friendly. She does have quite a big ass tbf.

What followed was such a lacklustre blowjob. Not really any enthusiasm throughout. I’m average length and by no means huge. She really struggled to get past the head and most of it was hand action. Within 5 mins she was really vigorously wanking me off trying to get me to finish, which just has the opposite effect on me. Ended up telling her to suck my balls while I finished myself off. She took the load in her mouth ok then went and spat it out.

Technically she did a B&G but I’m not marking it as a positive as I didn’t feel satisfied at all after leaving and I got that dreaded feeling of I’ve just wasted £60 on this.

Maybe she would’ve eased into it more if I had a longer booking, but unfortunately this was my last punt for the foreseeable so I will never know. Just a short one from me to say thanks for those who helped me decide on who to see and more importantly, who not to see. I hope my small contributions have helped others in the same way. All the best!

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Price paid: £180 for 60 mins + £10 DFK + £40 OWO
Services: DFK, RO, OWO, Protected Sex
Services Refused: None
Extras: £10 DFK, OWO £40, CIM (with owo) £80, COF £50, Role reversal (fingering/toy) £30, Rimming £40
Screening: None
When: Past week or so
Contact: WA/SMS*

*Julia has been experiencing issues with WA. If your messages are not being delivered, contact her via SMS instead.

Chrono's earlier review brought Julia to my attention, but i missed out on seeing her. This time around i had her originally as a plan B, but my preferred punt with GirlNextDoorGia turned out to be a bust, so Julia rose to top of the list.

COMMS
Excellent-ish. Julia was very responsive. Reached out the day before, got the menu, all was going well then my messages stopped being delivered. Did not think i had been blocked, tried a call and she did not answer. Tried SMS and she responded, explaining her WA issues. I believed her, and completed the booking. Messages were delivered much later in the day. On the day, resumed via WA with SMS as a backup but was not needed. Julia was extremely polite and cutesy in her messaging.

The Venue
Group of apartment buildings right next to Blackwall DLR. Quite a busy area. There is a box in the middle of the road with someone watching cars/people offering assistance. Lots of people milling about, felt a little exposed. Once inside, weird setup where you have to go through another set of doors to get to the lift. They go to different floors, Julia advised to use the one on the left in comms. Same apartment block, in fact the very same room that I saw Zara Paraguyan in over the Summer. However the room had been transformed. The threadbare room now looked well lived in. Same huge mirror leaning on the wall, but now there was a chest of drawers, bed had been changed so no longer had the sag the middle. Good size, height and firmness. Kept the curtains closed, but there was enough light present. Room was not too hot, temp was fine. Shower was old, good pressure, but a bit fiddly. Mouthwash and gels available, clean towel provided.

The Girl
i think Julia's pictures are a good likeness. The highlight is definitely the body, with an average face, but i found her facially cute. Bikini/underwear pics are accurate. Big bolt-ons, i did not find them too hard, great nipples on them. Strangely, i did not find her BBL arse to be that big. was expecting more from prior reviews. It has a good shape, liked following it around. Body is slim, has an athletic physique. Perhaps a couple of years on age, not too bad. English is very basic, but she does try. We did not use any translations apps, my terrible Portuguese helped me get by, so we conversed in a very simplistic mix of the two. A few tatts dotted about.

The Punt
Behind the door entry, Julia was wearing a nice purple lingerie set. Kiss on the cheek. Brought me to the familiar but not familiar room. Another greeting, hug and kiss. i presented the basic paperwork, then the extra and she confirmed services. Offered me water and shower. i took shower option, in and out. Returned in towel, took a quick swig. Julia came to me and we started snogging. i really enjoyed this. i think this went on for perhaps 15 minutes. she took her cue from me and kept things quite soft and measured. i felt her up. she alternated between running her hands up and down my body, wrapping around my neck in a GF-like embrace, or held my face in both hands. She spun and grinded on me. L'il KK was ready to go and was tenting the towel. unclipped her bra and cupped her breasts as i kissed her neck. she turned to face me, kept going. then i sat on the bed and pulled her onto my lap. got those titties in my mouth. Julia was very responsive to having her nipples licked and sucked. Kissing mixed in, she moans and makes little sighs when kissing.

I sank onto my back and drew her down with me. Julia then kissed and licked her way down my body. Saw the tent in the towel and laughed. i told her not to be scared and to say hello to my little friend. took off the towel and lay back down. Julia got between my legs for OWO. She was good at this. Plenty of variation with licking and sucking. Some bollock play, but not much, mostly focused on the cock. Was not really that sloppy, but enjoyable. For DT she went a decent level down, no gagging but i don't think i got to the back of her throat. It was nice and slow and she seemed in no rush to move on. Not a lot of eye contact. She must have felt hot, as she broke off to turn on the fan and i took the opportunity to get behind her as she was in the doggy position and remove her knickers. i wanted to taste her from behind, but she lay on her back. after some more DFK and titty play, DATY. Fully shaved, very smooth, no bad smells. i got carried away with this as Julia had an amazing repertoire of sighs and whimpers and her body response was good too. i was edging her for a bit, but lost my focus a little so don't think i got her there and just over half the punt had already gone.

i broke off and she sat up and pulled me in for more snogging. i was on my knees and she went to work on my cock some more. got a little bit deeper inside her mouth this time round, was feeling really good. looking down at her body with her arse sticking out was horny as hell. happy to accept some slaps and spanks. Time was ticking away and i had spent too much on RO, so suggested she rubber me up. She did so, put some lube on me with some more grande comments. Then she lay back. Julia is quite tight so i eased in a little gingerly and let her adjust. Plenty of DFK available during the fucking. She gets extremely loud, which encourages you to fuck her harder. however, when i really pressed into her, she would give out a little gasp. i don't think it hurt her, but it did throw me off my stride. i tried to keep things at an even keel, but the noises and how loud she is made it difficult to not pound like there is no tomorrow, so i mixed things up between a fast pace with shallower strokes and a slower one with deeper stokes. put my hands on her knees to spread her open with no issue. Then i put her feet on my chest and really gave her a slow deep dicking gradually speeding up with shallower strokes, she was practically screaming but seemed to enjoy watching my dick going in and out of her.

i debated spoons or doggy, but was not sure if would be able to restrain myself in doggy and although Julia had taken things well, i didn't think she could cope if i went all out, and i don't think she is the type to complain if she is uncomfortable so went for spoons. Touch more lube and we resumed. As i thought, i couldn't restrict my pace, but due to limited space this kept me in check. had my hand tweaking her nipples and squeezing her tits. Julia pushed back on me. Eventually i put my free hand on her abdomen and pulled her back onto me as i fucked her faster and the cries and moans increased in volume until i filled the bag. no rush to withdraw we had a smooch and a giggle. Then i rolled out of her and she cleaned me up.

Then she lay next to me and we had a chat and a cuddle for a spell. She told me she plans to stay until November and then to return again in April. Likes London, but not the cold. Offered me a massage, but i declined. Then her alarm went off. It was like a fucking fire alarm, i almost jumped off the bed it was so loud. She apologised and turned it off. i got myself dressed as we continued chatting. Then she saw me out, my eyes hypnotised by her swaying behind as she sashayed to the door nude and i gave her a few spanks, then a final kiss and hug and i was on my way.

Recommendation:Yes. i was expecting less of a GFE style session, but i got quite a lot of this, with some PSE elements. Julia is a good kisser, responsive and aims to please you. Stays present all through the punt and will match the energy you give her to set the tone. i reckon she can provide a PSE if that is what you are after, as well as a softer GFE as well, she seems quite versatile. i can see why she has a lot of regulars. wish i had managed to see her earlier when she was cheaper, would definitely have been back for a second visit. that being said, i might return anyway as there was no time for CG and to get some doggystyle in.



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Comms were great via regular text message. Located in the city centre, close to the Firebug near Millstone Lane. The place is a dump. Got there and some Romanian bloke on the phone got out of the building and left the door open for me(most likely her boyfriend). It's the girl in the pictures, but she looked rough in person and I was actually in 2 minds, but decided to proceed. She is short, thick thighs with small tits. Speaks good english. The place smells of smoke... anyways money exchanged, £40 for 15 mins with her. Clothes off and as I lay on the bed, rubber straight on and after 20 seconds of sucking(which wasn't too bad, but no spitting unfortunately as she doesn't like that) she says: "you ready?" Told her to carry on for a bit and she did for another 20 seconds. Then she lubed me cock and she got on all fours. Nice little arse on her I must say. I was most definitely enjoying the view as I was pumping away. Then a quick change to mish and her legs on me shoulders, well sort of as she started to wriggle to limit the depth of the penetration. Managed to finish a minute later, I couldn't go at it the way I wanted to though. So, it's a negative from me. I can't recommend even at 40 quid.

ps: Made her smile towards the end and she didn't have a full set of teeth either

Then a quick chat and off I went. The bloke downstairs when straight back in after I left the building

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£60 - 15mins no extras

Had some late night horn and she was the only one available out of about 8 girls i tried.  She has 2 previous negatives and one positive so it was a bit of a risk. At that point I wasn't caring and the little head took over

Meet was about 6 weeks ago, flat in merchant city.  It was a Friday late on around 11.30pm.  Street was busy but didn't feel out of place as theres a lot going on in the area.

Txt her and arranged meet for 20 min later.  Asked me to confirm when I was 5 min away which I did.  Parked up close by (on double yellows I would imagine it would not be great during the day) and got the buzzer number pretty swiftly.  Got to the door, buzzed me in and there was a lift to go upstairs.

The usual hiding behind the door and as i go in i can remember thinking wow she looks good.  Was wearing a yellow short dress fit for a stripper which had more holes in it than material.  Good looking girl, body very similar to the photos but id say she was more late 30s than late 20s.  Still though I thought she was pretty hot

Ushered me to the room and she puts on some music on the tv.  Some sort of dance music channel, whatever.  Asks me how long and I confirms the 15 mins and asks her if I can cum on her tits which she said yes.  Honestly I cant remember if she offered any extras but ive learned my lesson of doing any more than 15 mins with girls ive never seen before nevermind one with fairly poor reviews.

She goes away to stash the cash while I get stripped and wait on the edge of the bed.  She comes in and sticks her nice enhanced tits in my face and I played with them for a few mins.  I then tell her to get on her knees and suck it and she kind of playfully mocks me while getting the condom out.  Blowjob was not bad but didn't last long before she asks to fuck so i got her on top of me.  She cant really ride that well but it was still a nice sight.  After a few mins I tell her to bend over where I rattle her for a good bit and pushing her face into the bed with no complaints and making some moaning noises which im not sure if real or not.  Doggy was a great sight to be fair.  I can feel myself getting close so get up and flip her round for missionary with me standing and pulled her to the corner of the bed for maximum penetration which she never complained about.  Smashed away with her legs parted as far as I could (quite flexible) and also a bit of light choking on her again with no complaints.

Up to this point I was quite enjoying myself but as I was about to cum I pull out and told her to get on her knees.  She stands up and says not on my tits.  By this point ive already got the condom off and she sits at the edge of the bed and I sit beside her and get her to give me a hand job while playing with her tits.  She killed my hardon a bit and started to get a bit stroppy as I wasn't cumming.  So I took over, stands in front of her aiming at her tits and she puts her hand up to block it as I cum...  If she never agreed to cum on her tits id have happily blew in the bag and probably still gave a positive but I felt pretty annoyed she killed it at the end...

After all the shit show from the latest review, I thought it would be worth it to share my two cents on my first meet with Ellie.

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When: This happened in late July.

Services requested: OWO, RO, Sex in different positions

Cost: £210 for one hour.

Comms: Great comms, all over text. I had contacted Ellie a few years ago but couldn't make the meet happen. After seeing she was back, I messaged her on AW and we moved to text. We planned our meet a few days prior without too much issue. We messaged again on the day before and she warned me that she had some sort of mosquito bites in case I'd be put off by that. I told her it was fine, and thank God I didn't mind it because I didn't even notice them. I thought it was nice of her to let me know beforehand though.

Location: As people have mentioned, flat in Marble Arch/Edgware Road. Very nice flat, the toilet is in mint condition as is the bedroom. It was a hot day and she had a couple of fans in the bedroom that did the trick.

Girl: I thought she looked amazing, just as the pictures on AW. Great body, with a very nice pair of breasts. I also found her very beautiful.

Meeting: I got to her flat and she was very welcoming. I asked for the shower and took a quick one. After that, I headed to the room and she was already in her underwear, looking great.

We started with some kissing standing, with me feeling her body, she has a very smooth skin which I love. I took her bra off and I was already very hard. She then proceeded with some OWO with me sitting on the bed and wow, this is where she shines. It's very hard not to cum when she's going down on you, so she asked me if I was a one or two pop guy, to which I replied one. What followed was just an amazing session of edging, with her controlling the rhythm perfectly to not make me cum. She's very communicative during all of it, which I found was great.

I then asked her to lay on the bed so I could return the favour. I went down on her and she tasted great, clean and fresh. I was there for a bit whilst she made all the right noises. After that, she put the condom on me and we went at in missionary, with her legs behind my back. I then asked her to get in all fours, which was a great view. I couldn't help but taste her ass before fucking her from behind. We then tried fucking sideways and her on top, because I need to see her breasts above me. I was ready to cum but she then asked me if I wanted to try prostate massage. I had never tried it and said sure, why not. She put a condom on her finger and put it up my ass. This actually felt pretty good, with her sucking my cock and wanking me. Suffice it to say, this didn't last long and I came all over her hands.

For me, it was one of the best meets I've had since punting. Not only because she offers a high quality service, but she also made feel at a complete ease and relaxed during the whole hour I was there.

Would I return?: Yes, whenever I get a chance.

Above advert found on massage in Hertfordshire section on Vivastreet (yes I should know better).
Phone number: 07456 094325
Area: AL3 5JZ in St Albans  - but who knows?

Comms:
Was offered a 1hour appointment for £100 to include a combination of professional massage with B2B & HE.
Facilities included a proper massage table & shower.
Went ahead and arranged appointment for next day, was given above post code & told to txt when I arrived for flat number. She also sent a full length picture of herself in underwear which matched the face picture on Vivastreet advert.
So all seemed ok so far....

On the day:
Arrived at post code which was a cue-de-sac with lots of flats. Lots of signage saying residential parking only so I turned around and found somewhere to park on a nearby street.
Txt to say I'd arrived....
Her: are you at post code
Me: yes I'm in named road, what's your flat number.
Her: ok you just need to pay £50 booking fee.
Me: what you talking about, I'll call you
Her: no need to call, we can do it by txt.

I call and guess what.....no answer....thought bollocks to this & started to walk back to my car.
Whilst walking back to car I thought right you've wasted my time so I'm going to play you..!

Txt her again:
Me: you didn't mention booking fee yesterday when we arranged appointment.
Her: I thought you knew, everyone has to pay booking fee.
Me: why didn't you mention yesterday.
Her: I thought you knew. Once you pay you only have £50 to pay when we meet.
Me: how do I pay.
Her: pay here - sends link for apple or Amazon voucher.
Me: so once I pay you txt your flat number.
Her: yes & you only have £50 left to pay for the hour appointment.
Me: do one.....!

Was back at my car then so just blocked number & looked for a plan B.

Wouldn't even take a phone call so probably wasn't even a girl involved from the start.
I'm now waiting for the random phone call/txt from some arsehole foreign gangster telling me he's going to hurt me & my family if I don't pay him money for wasting 'his girl ' time....!

Be careful out there guys.

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This is my third review of her, the previous one was earlier this year.  I had planned to see her sooner but the hot weather had put me off seeing escorts.

1 hour incall was still £130 at her place in Portsmouth.  Similar to last time, I visited during the day so managed to get a parking space in the neighbouring street.

I don't have that much to add to what I have said before.  However she has certainly put on weight as the last reviewer said.  This doesn't really bother me and as she is so tall she can carry the extra weight.  However, she has a new tattoo.  She previously had a small one on her foot which I barely noticed but this one is more prominent as it is on her arm.

We started with kissing standing up.  I couldn't stay hard with the condom on so I asked her to give me a hand job without the condom and I had a good orgasm.

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Comms: Sent her a text even while her green light was off. She replied at 2 a.m., but I only saw it around 8 when I woke up. Message had a price list, no location. I asked and found out it was the famous Bath Road Hotel.

Text said £160, her AW profile still shows £180 for the hour. Actual price is £160. Her AW green light stayed off all day — she clearly doesn’t realise she needs to switch it on — so just get the number and text her directly. She mentioned she only sees three or four guys a day because any more than that would be crazy.

Girl: She is a close likeness to the girl in pics, but a bit darker I think. She IS 20 in my estimation and she confirmed this when asked, Mexican, slim, all natural, nice soft tits, decent arse, 5ft3, face 6/10, body a solid 8/10. English isn’t great but she gets by fine until the conversation gets deeper (if there’s time for convo).

Brand new and easily the most nervous girl I’ve ever had. I gave her a few kisses and some reassuring words before I jumped in the shower to freshen up.

Session: Came out, straight into kissing and groping. Got her lying on top of me and spent a good 10/15 minutes kissing each other before I went for missionary. No OWO on offer so I skipped oral entirely and pushed straight into her while I was still a bit soft — first time that’s ever happened to me on a punt and it threw me a little, but I managed to get inside her and started thrusting. Switched to cowgirl with her sitting right up against me, and she came while riding. Back into missionary for more deep kissing and hard fucking until I shot in the condom.
Cleaned up and just lay there chatting for the last twenty minutes. No chance of a second round with the way my cock was behaving, but the chat was easy and fun — we had a proper giggle talking about nothing.

She barely looks at her AW profile, so don’t bother waiting for the green light. Just text her.  She if defo very new to this work

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Visit was 25/10/26

Was being my usual devoted husband. Mrs had to meet her friends in Hammersmith so I happily agreed to drop her (am sure my thank you will come soon).

Thought as I had a couple of hours free, would pay a visit to one of my favourites (Amy at Sukkai in Fulham). Typically again, 2nd time in a row, she was busy during the time I had available (I bet its all of you here keeping her busy lol). I therefore thought try my luck at Sanspa and luckily Jackie was available. Made a 30 mins booking (£35) and headed there.

Jackie i would say is late 20s or early 30s. Very nice figure and seems she maintains herself well. I guess size 8 or 10. Not stunning but definitely not ugly. She is half-thai I believe.

Her massage was so so good. Great strength and clearly knows how to do it well. She works there only on weekends apparently. Anyway towards the end, I asked her for owo. She said no but agreed for HE. She wanted £40 but agreed at £30. Was not bad (bit too much speed for my personal liking) but her massage was better. Worth going just for that.

I will definitely revisit her and report if I manage to get more than HE. Would highly recommend you guys going to her if you like a proper firm massage.

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This was a half hour incall for £90.

Communications

Easy to arrange by phone.  Most of the address was sent straight away by text, with the room number provided 5 minutes before kick-off.

Location

Becky was working from a hotel on Gateshead quayside.  The lifts are accessible as soon as you enter and although you can see the reception desk, you don’t need to pass it.

First impressions

I was happy enough when Becky opened the door to me.  She matches the description on the website, meaning she is in her thirties, about a size 12, and with an all-over tan.  She was wearing a short tartan skirt and matching crop top.  She kept the skirt on, and made a comment about hiding her stomach, although it looked fine to me.   

Main event

We started with some kissing while Becky helped me get out of my clothes.  The kissing was natural and enthusiastic with the occasional hint of tongue.  We moved to the bed and Becky knelt between my legs to give me some decent OWO.  She did concentrate on the tip, and used her hand a bit, but it was enjoyable nonetheless.

Moving on, we had sex in several positions including cowgirl and standing doggie before I “switched to manual” and came over her boobs.

Conclusion

This was a decent half hour.  Becky seemed enthusiastic and keen for me to have a good time.

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Contacted chloe a few weeks ago for a one hour meeting, called and messaged, eventually got a reply, time and place arranged a well known hotel chain in the centre of Ashford.

Arrived on time at location. calls and messages ignored.

Hung around for 20 mins still no reply, walked, Bit of a pain as I had travelled an hour just to get there

What is the point I don't know?

First of not sure how to do the link from unit8 so if someone could do that would be great.
Right so I had never been to unit 8 before I have seen ladies that worked there but never been.
I had read a review of a redhead at unit 8 and seen as imlive redheads i thought f..k it and booked in for first thing in the morning. Made my way from leeds to Sheffield and got there in plenty of time.
 I was there early and saw the girls arrive and sussed out which one was Ella and was happy enough.i remember the other review mentioning she wasn't a stunner and I agree although she wasn't ugly.
The guy on reception was a lovely guy I was suprised at how old he was but he showed me round and was very professional.
Booked an hour at £140
Im not gonna go into massive detail but what I will say is this lass really gets into it. Lots of kissing loads and loads of lingering which makes a nice change from others.she was very receptive with pussy licking and came a few times and squirmed a bit with the fingers.
So although not a stunning redhead I did relieve  a great service. She was honest maybe too honest and cheeky but I found that nice. I would say if your sensitive not to see her but im not.
Overall a great booking.
This happend a few months ago I really.liked unit 8 maybe one day go to an event who knows.
Marnie and Bonnie were not working there when I went I would love to see them maybe as a 2 girl but probably seperate.Anyone who's seen them both if you could let me.know who's must receptive to recieving oral so I can choose my next punt.

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Saw this one one Friday in bradford.
Was a big hotel chain that you need  keyfobs for nearly put me off but went ahead.
Cost qas £150 for half hour says £140 on profile but messaged with my requests and was quoted 150,was dying to sample the face sitting so just went for it.
She has an amazing figure and a great arse face wasn't as good but still out of.my league haha.
I want facesitting and I wanted it firm hard and no limits.started of straight away and it was good but it was more focused on anal sitting I wasn't complaining as it was nice but wanted more pussy licking really. It felt a but rushed and within 10 minutes I was inside her.Oh she put the glove on without me even realising which was impressive. Anyway normally it takes me forever to cut sometimes i dont but honestly I must have been inside her for 2 minutes and I exploded which was a nice smchange.
Im giving this a small positive, she's a lovely lass, amazing body but felt it was a bit overpriced specially since I shot my load quick and I never like to hang about.
If anyone can recommend a provider that truly loves beed licked out let me know if mean like really letting go and so you know she's really loving it fingers to if possible.
I use to have a few regulars but it seems crap at the minute.
Had a good meet at unit 8 with a lass that loved it I will do that review now.

Booked Aiza on a bit of a whim after seeing her profile on Euro and she did not disappoint.
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Type: Incall
Length: 1 hour
Money: £400
What we did: DFK, OWO, 69

Sorting it
Messaged her the same day. Replies bounced back fast and she was clear about the details. Directions were spot on.

The flat
Decent, modern apartment.. clean and quiet. Easy to find. The space had a cozy atmosphere and pleasant scents. It was a lovely place to be.

Her
Bang on like the pics and video. Tall, slim, smooth tanned skin, and those soft lips. Pretty asian face and she smelled really good. Warm smile when she opened the door and easy to talk to – proper company rather than just going through the motions.

What went down
Cash down, quick rinse, then straight into it. First kiss and I was rock hard. She’s an active, passionate kisser – lots of tongue, soft lips, and she takes the lead a bit which makes it simple to just relax into it. Tasted good too.She put real effort in and tuned into what I wanted without me having to keep directing. OWO was wet and eager with decent eye contact, then we went into 69. Sex felt mutual and switched on rather than routine. She moved between positions smoothly – doggy and mish both worked well. Stayed present the whole way and you can tell she’s skilled at it.Bit of chat after the first round, then another go – more kissing and a second slow blowjob before I finished in the bag. No rushing or clock-watching. Wish I’d booked extra time, could easily have stayed longer. Still thinking about kissing those soft lips on the train home.

Tiny niggles
Flat is a bit snug for me and the price sits a notch above some others. Phone stayed away. Neither took anything away from the hour.

Overall
Cracking session. Beautiful, passionate and clearly tries hard. One of the better ones I’ve had. Already planning the next visit.

Overall: Positive

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This punt took place at the Village Hotel in Blackpool and ended up being a complete waste of my time and in the end, a complete waste of £250
Jasmine physically was very much my type, a genuine slim size 6 brunette with an olive skin tone and she’s extremely attractive. She told me she does some modelling and I’m sure she does. Her pre meet communications with very good so I had high hopes for this booking even though at £210 for an hour it was definitely a pricey booking but because she looked so attractive in her profile i decided to go for it.
Upon meeting Jasmine she didn’t disappoint looks wise, i found her extremely attractive and she was friendly and polite but that’s where the positives ended for me.
The advertised gfe kissing was pretty tame but i can live with that. Jasmine went to put a condom on for oral and i asked if she did oral without, she said she doesn’t normally but that she would do for an extra £40!! I reluctantly agreed to that since i was in the moment and really wanted it but very much regret my decision.
Her BJ/oral skills were crap, she was immediately commenting on how big my cock was(I know I’m bigger than average certainly but I’m not huge) and she proceeded to give me one of the lamest blow jobs i’ve had, barely putting the end of my cock in her mouth and holding most of the length of my cock with her hands to avoid having to try and go deeper. When i said that i’m sure she could do deeper and could she at least try she kept harping on again about how big I was. I would add that normally most of the girls have seen have had no difficulty giving me great, deep oral but this was a disaster and as crap as it gets.
I decided to switch to giving Jasmine oral as this is something i love to do and I know i do it well with girls always reaching orgasm and being very complimentary.
Before I even got down there Jasmine was telling me how sensitive she is and to be gentle. I am always very gentle giving oral but before i even had my head in place Jasmine had most of her hand covering up as much of her pussy as possible and she had her clit completely covered. To use a boxing analogy, I could barely lay a glove on her, my tongue could hardly touch any part of her pussy as her hands were everywhere down there, it was pathetic and when i complained that what she was doing was ridiculous she just kept on repeating how sensitive she is down there even though i had barely laid my tongue on her and absolutely couldn’t get near her clit. I completely abandoned my attempts and thought i’d move onto full sex thinking that surely that would be a better experience but how wrong i was.
Again, before i’d even attempted to gently put my cock inside her she was talking about how big i am and about how tight she is and sex proved to be an absolute farce as she had one hand on my cock and her other hand covering as much of her pussy as she could cover snd she barely let me put the tip of my cock in her and even then was still complaining about size. Most times i usually get girls really enjoying my above average size during sex but this attempt at full sex, i couldn’t even call it that to be honest, was a disaster and just abandoned trying pretty much immediately.
In the end, i cut my losses completely and just settled for her getting me off with a combination of the lamest oral, it was mainly just spitting on my cock, and her predominantly wanking me off to a most unsatisfactory finish.
To be honest, i was was glad to get out of the room and on my way but left feeling like i had been very much ripped off financially and completely short changed with regards to the service, if i could call it that, which i received. I kept things polite to the end because although the booking was awful for me Jasmine was friendly and polite enough throughout but i was far from happy inside and would certainly never return to see Jasmine again and based on my experience, i cannot recommend her at all.

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Where:
Shop on Buddle Lane, Exeter
Free street parking in the area.

When:
October 2026

Duration:
60 Mins

Price:  
£50, plus another £60 for Naked HE

The girl:
Tia was a pretty lady of about 35-40yrs, not exactly slim, more "well built" with nice boobs, responsive nipples, and trimmed pussy. Her English was good.

The service:
Standard massage. No offer of Soft/Medium/Hard, just the question "Oil?"

Communications:
Contacted the shop by text on the morning, and a 1hr appointment made for later that day. Texts were responded to almost immediately.

The meet:
The main door is on the busy main Street, and is overlooked by a bus stop, traffic lights, and anyone else who may be passing.
Once inside the very cramped foyer, you are well shielded from prying eyes by the window advertising covering the entire glass window.
A cramped room with a massage table, chair and TV showing various CCTV security camera views. There was a shower in the corner, but I was not offered , nor did I request its use.
Cash sorted and she disappeared to stash it'
Stripped off and laid, face down on the table…. She returned a few moments later and started the massage.
Plenty of chat, CC swipes and "accidental" ball contact before she asked, about 25 mins in,  "Have you been here before?" When I said "Yes - quite a while ago", I was immediately offered a Naked B2B and asked what I was willing  to pay. After some too and fro'ing £60 was agreed, and cash was immediately requested.
Tias clothes were jettisoned, revealing a stout, but pleasant body with reasonable boobs, bullet nipples and a trimmed bush.
Standard oil HJ and offered up boobs to touch and suck, whilst pussy remained tantalisingly out of reach, despite an access request.
Popped after about 10 minutes and despite requests to stop, the wanking continued, almost reaching the point when it became unpleasant.
Cleaned up and remaining 20 minutes was a chest/leg/arm/head massage continuation.
Whilst I was getting dressed another punter (female) entered the shop, Tia exited to see her and I heard the discussion re prices, etc. The customer was then sat in the Waiting Area (corridor) directly outside my room door - All viewable via the CCTV monitor in my room. I thought that this was going to be fun when I exited (Not that I am overly concerned) but we had the farcical situation when I went to leave, of Tia giving a 2 minute cuddle whilst trying to watch the CCTV monitor behind me, and only releasing me when she saw that the lady customer had been moved by her colleague into an adjacent room.......

Observations:
Pleasant, chatty, capable and reasonable looking (IMHO) girl.
Shop needs a layout restructure and a receptionist
CCTV, whilst fun to watch, could be a bit off-putting

All in all, it did what it said on the tin, and I may return someday, so a low Positive

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Meet happened early October 2026.
Price paid - £100 for half hour
Location - apartment on outskirts of St Albans (fit for purpose)
Looks - same as photos on AW. Tanned, brunette, fake titted Romanian. Around 5’5 with white porcelain teeth. The looks was the only real positive

I was in the area around St Albans due to work and had couple hours spare in morning. Checked who was working locally to me on AW and saw Sophie_rosse green light was on. I have noticed her for long time but was pretty sure it was going to be a shit punt but felt horny and thought a quick p&d with a local rom would be fine.
Sent a text and got a reply half hour later to say she was free. Drove to address and text when parked in nearby supermarket carpark. Got reply few mins later to say come into apartments.

Buzzed and got let in, found correct flat and knocked and got let in straight away.  she was dressed in just a pair of knickers and nothing else. Looked like she just got up. Gave me a couple of friendly compliments.Hair was a bit messy. No make up on but still looked hot and representative of photos. Gave her the cash.  I asked for a shower. She said her flatmate was in there. I heard the shower running and then she shouted something in Romanian and lady in shower replied. I didn’t have a shower and she didn’t care.
Followed her into her room and got told to get undressed. Left my clothes in a pile on floor in corner. She sprayed some sort of spray on the bed, presumably something to hide a smell? and laid a clean looking towel and asked me to lay down. I did and she sat next to me and started wanking my soft cock. Eventually getting it semi hard and she grabbed condom and put it on. Gave me a blow job until I got fully hard. Let me feel her tits which are really nice fakes and both pierced. She then asked to get fucked. She took her knickers off and laid down for me to fuck her. I pumped away on top as hard and fast as i could. She took the condom off after 10 mins fucking and asked if i wanted to get finished by hand. I agreed as didn’t want to spend much longer in there.
Some sort of lube was put on my cock and she wanked me off until I spunked over my own belly. She definitely knew how to use her hand for completion. Passed me a couple of wipes for me to clean myself.
She put back her knickers on and I got dressed said goodbye and left. Was in there just over 20mins.

Positives - looked like her photos and was hot even though had no makeup on and had messy hair.

Negatives - Typical rom pump and dump. Should of thought with my brain rather than my dick. Not being able to use shower. She had sniffles and sign of a cold.

Don’t go in expecting any sort of GFE or even PSE. She is very transactional. Doesn’t say much and goes through the motions.

I definitely won’t be returning but if you want to fuck a hot girl for reasonable price then I would say go see her but don’t expect much else.

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Advertises a dwarf with pictures that associate dwarfism
Thought I’d give it a try for 15 mins £60

Location - a main road in to Ipswich not far from football ground

Girl - although facially similar to the pictures she wasn’t a dwarf, probably 5ft 3ish
Mid 20s, attractive, fit body, nice fake tits

Service - OW and sex.  Light kissing to start but no more after oral
Oral - she deep throated and gagged a couple of times, eye to eye contact
Onto sex - Doggy and Mish to finish.
 
Only a short visit to try something different, which wasn’t the case.
Could easily give a positive for the service but it wasn’t as advertised so giving a neutral

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On a recent tour of MK and I was looking for something to lift my spirits after a disappointing experience with Your masseuse Sara.  Isabelle's profile popped up and after a cursory check of the UKP reviews I decided to make some enquiries.  Initial contact over text, followed with a quick phone call I was pleased to hear a well spoken and welcoming voice so agreed a time and duration to meet.

The postcode I had took me to a barrier at a dead end road on what felt like an industrial estate.  I parked up and decided to make the rest of the trip on foot, through a car park and to a large building which turned out to be place where Isabelle was staying.  She buzzed me in and I made my way through to her apartment.

The door opened and was pleased to see the girl from the pictures.  Quite chatty, natural, curvy I was optimistic for a good time so handed over the £130 plus £40 extra for DFK and OWO.  The room was quite shabby, damp stains on the ceiling, a broken chair, tv showing some beach paradise island with background music, and furniture that reminded me of something from MFI many years ago.   Once admin was sorted she asked me to undress as she whipped off here lingerie and invited me to join her on the bed.

We started slowly, stroking and moving closer for a kiss but I could feel it felt quite forced.  As I tried to progress to DFK it became clear that this wouldn't be a hot passionate encounter, in fact every position and activity throughout the meeting I felt was inhibited or restricted somehow ... she has lovely natural breasts and a good ass for gentle spanking but was soon informed that she doesn't enjoy it so not to try.  Once aroused she knelt beside and went for OWO, gripping the base she sucked the end but didn't attempt to go deep and the way she was (deliberately) positioned I really reach to touch and play with her either.

After 5 mins I offered to go down for RO which was pleasant and managed to get some encouraging noises out of her but nothing too convincing.  On with the rubber and we started in mish where she kept her legs in a position which didn't allow for deep penetration.  I then rolled over (happened to notice a yellow stain on the sheets at this point) and asked for her to go on top which was a lovely sight but again she really slid 3/4s down the shaft and kept it at her rhythm.  Next was doggie where I stood at the end of the bed and was thinking this would finish me.  However, sliding in and out I felt we were really just going through the motions and knowing that she wasn't willing to let me pound away as I wanted to, after 5 minutes I decided to pull out, whip off the hat and lay back down on the bed for her to finish me with a HJ and tits in my face.  I made a bit of a mess and she leant across to apply the wet wipes and clean me up.  She left to wash her hands and came back and we lay chatting for 10 mins or so before I got bored and thought I'd not waste more time so got dressed and on my way.

Others have said she's more of a GFE and very vanilla, which is very true.  This can be ok, but I was disappointed that nothing felt erotic and much of the action felt restricted, limited and half hearted. 

I made my way out after 45 mins back to where I'd parked and was on my way. 



                   

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Anna - Oriental Massage Shop - Brierley Hill, Mill Street

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Went yesterday evening. 

After a spell of zero action,  the urge to have my tackle felt became too much.  Dropped them a text to see who was working and they replied that Anna was working.  Replied to check that they were different to another SP who I've seen there before called Ann and was pleased that they confirmed it was a different girl.

£30 30mins and £50 for 60 mins.   They don't specify the extras in the text but from experience I know it's normally £20 for HE and £40 with B2B.  Wasn't feeling for an hour today, so opted for just half hour.

Went when it was dark, not really a great place to go during daylight hours due to the location being close to a busy junction.

Made her aware I wanted half hour and that there was an extra £20 for HE. She then told me that HE was actually £30... I said that I only had the £20 and started to pull my money away to head out the door and she changed her mind very quickly.

 Anna - the text says she is a young girl.  In my opinion, she is early 30's and attractive.  She is small and slim. Not the biggest breasts which is not a deal breaker.

Off with the clothes and onto the table,  ass in the air.  Massage was decent, and after only 5 minutes her hands were around my knackers. Very impressive. Anyways I managed another 5 mins and had to turn over.

The main event was good. Lots of edging with one hand and the other drifted towards my ass .. my kryptonite. Long story short I took over and started wanking myself off and she massaged the chocolate starfish. If only her finger had drifted in. Maybe a longer appointment with more time for me to direct her would improve this.

Anyways, load is blown, she cleans me up and out the door in the 30 mins.  Will absolutely return

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Cost £70 for half hour.

Decided on a visit to Seductions, it had been a while since my last one. The description on the website is quite accurate. An attractive late twenties slim size 8 with dark hair 34c natural bust. In my mind prior to arrival she was the lady i wanted to see. When I got there she was available and i had no hesitation in choosing her. She showed me to the room, fee sorted i was left to get ready.
 When she returned i sat on the bed and she stripped to her underwear and with some light kissing and mutual touching it wasn't long before her pert breasts received some attention from me. Then after some covered oral I got her to lay down, she applied some lube and i spread her legs slipped inside her and pounded away before eventually unloading into the bag. Beatriz then cleaned me up and gave me an excellent relaxing massage to finish off.
 

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Comms: Bit of a delay in replying to my initial text; guess she wasn't hanging on the phone waiting for me to seek her out. Once contact was made everything was quickly organised.

Rates: 15/30/45/60 = £60/£80/£110/£130 - includes OW, Sex, 69. All extras were £20 (OWO, CIM, Rimming, FK, a few others). No BB or A-levels.
My choices = 30 min with OWO - total £100

When: Earlier this week.

Where: Ground floor flat in a block of six in Briar Hill area. Parking available on nearby side streets if you don't fancy your chances in the resident's bays.

Who: Nice girl, wearing a black fetish one-piece body under a light dressing gown. Blonde bob-cut so unusual for a Thai lady, nice shape, slim but with wonderful curves; couldn't work out if the breasts were real or enhanced but they had a good shape and felt soft. Profile stated age of 27 and I wouldn't argue - to be honest I thought she looked younger in the flesh than her profile pics.

What:  I arrived a couple of min early and was asked to wait briefly.  Once the flat number was shared I was let in promptly to find a very pretty lady waiting for me in the dimly lit hallway. After paying up and UV pen used to make sure I hadn't provided Monopoly money we started with a short massage, competently delivered, highlight being when she used her full body-weight to work my glutes with her knees. On turn over, the one piece was discarded and Arich started with sucking my nipples constantly looking up to gauge my reactions and was also gently working some life into my tool with a HJ, after both nipples had been worked over she moved down my belly and spent a short while circling my navel with kisses before continuing down to the main event, still checking in with her eyes frequently. A few strokes and kisses of my thighs then some light ball licking and sucking before licking up my shaft and enveloping the head. At first I thought it was only going to be a shallow OWO delivery, but she soon started dipping deeper until I could feel myself against the back of her throat. She didn't go all the way down so no pop and no gagging, but I was pleasantly surprised and helped along with a twinkle in her eyes. A tiny amount of toothiness but it really just added some pleasant friction - I almost asked for CIM without fucking her but that seemed like a wasted opportunity. Once OWO was done a condom was unwrapped and off we went with Arich riding me in cowgirl, although she seemed quite content for me to do a fair bit of the work. Good opportunity to play with her delightful fun-bags. Since time was ticking we flipped over to mish which was also quite agreeable and I developed a good pace with encouragement from Arich, finishing with grinding as deep as I could before the inevitable. Clean up and a quick kiss just as the timer went off. Small talk as I dressed and one last kiss on the way out the door.

Return: Definitely - I'd love to see more of her fetish wear wardrobe