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There was a VS ad up until at least yesterday but I can't locate it now. The corresponding phone number is 07777677415. Venue is just off Woodstock Road, East Belfast. There are/were 2 ads at the same postcode but different number, but I assume same venue based on what I observed.

The background being that there seemed to be a few gems out there in the Chinese scene at the minute so I thought it was worth the chance on an unreviewed one. My mistake  :dash:.

Comms - fine, via sms. Dealing with a remote pimp or so it appears. Price list clear and includes accompanied shower etc.

I paid 70 for half hr. Girl in 30s,not bad figure, milfish, few rules about the waist but all natural.

Almost no English, though friendly enough. Asked for shower and got a blank stare. Fair enough, got money out of the way and lay down for a punishing massage, her naked, nothing erotic. Flipped and straight to owo, incl. Not sure what to make of that, I'd prob have gone convered but she was straight in him. Got me to attention then basically rolled off me, lay on her back, lubed us up and encouraged vanilla missionary.

I eventually encouraged her down the bed so I could at least use the big mirrors at the other end, turned her to doggy which she then used to open her phone and respond to msgs, her phone had been non stop for the duration. This probably tipped the negative, a new one to be reading her phone over her shoulder while banging away! After that I flipped, finished, and got out, shower might have been on offer but I just wanted out of there.

While that was going on at least one man had arrived and departed, am not sure if a punter (there was a second room so am assuming 2nd girl) or some local pimp. I'd definitely a fit of regret on leaving, location probably has a good paramilitary controlling presence so I regretted parking close - cab never be sure who might extort a situation. The 2nd girl seems more prone to open to a police raid too. Apart from that the hygiene is poor, one towel that was being rearranged on the bed as I left despite my jonny having dribbled over it when I uncovered!

Overall - shite compared to even comparable Chinese offerings in the area, ok for a pump and dump with a decent looking bird, but better elsewhere for same. Avoid.

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Northern Ireland & Ireland / Danna - Escort Ireland - Dublin
« by JO6688 on October 15, 2026, 07:58:04 pm »
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1 hour -€200 + A Levels - €50/ total €250.

I was in Dublin in July on family business but I felt that urge. Usually I punt in London and use the AW site. But noticed that Escort Ireland seemed to be my best option to arrange a meet. 

Comms - quite good with time, duration along with extras all agreed. Address provided and around the time of the meet , flat number along with instructions as to how to enter the building were provided. Instructions were sent via video on WattsApp. Actually all messages were sent and received via WattsApp. One thing to note is her English is weak. In my case, as a Spanish speaker, I had no problems. Interesting to know how English or Gealic speakers got on with her. 

Location - City centre flat on the Quays (north of the river) close to the Point Depot/O2. Luas stop was nearby. Area was pretty discreet. Although there was a lot of people around, they were going about their business and too busy to suspect what I was doing. All I saw of the flat, was the main ensuite bedroom and hall. Room and fit for purpose and was comfortable (fans were in use).

The Girl - MILF in her early 30/40s with a voluptuous figure, including fine and natural chebs. Personally I adore SPs in the 40s due to their experience and enthusiasm. Danna didn't disappoint. As noted, English is not her first language. But for me (when speaking Spanish) I found her easy going, chatty and having a good personality. Never felt uncomfortable nor rushed when I was with her. 

The Meet - Met by Danna hiding behind the door. Brought into the main room and paperwork was sorted out. Cleaned myself up in the ensuite and got my bollox out in front of Danna and started to wank in front of her. She pulled down her top allowing me to get lost in those puppies on her chest. This started by her approaching me and me first feeling up her boobs (they were sooo big that they couldn't fit into my hands). Then like a baby being breast fed, I lost myself in those beauties. This was occuring with both of us standing and Danna giving me a nice slow hand job. 

Got rid of my remaining clothing and sat on the edge of the bed. Cushion on the floor and she got to her knees. Wiped my cock, put a condom on it and gave me a nice slow blow job. Although it was good, I'd have preferred the blowjob without a condom. But there was still other stuff to do. Got further onto the bed and Dana removes her remaining clothing. She continues sucking on my cock but this time she positions herself she that I can reciprocate. Her pussy tasted good and gathered that she was also enjoying it. When I seemed to lick the right parts, her sucking prowess got more intense to the point I felt I was cumming (even with the condom on my cock). Got her to stop as there was no way I was gonna cum without experiencing her pussy and ass. 

Change of condom and Danna now laying on her back. Mounted her in mish and gave her a good pounding, which she can sure take. This continued on a few positions (doggy and spoons). But I'm an ass man, and as a Latina MILF lover, Latina MILFs offering A Levels are my weakness. I just love it when a birds little brown eye chokes my cock and drains all the fluid out of it. So with a change of condom and application of lube, I was ready to fuck her ass. Danna got on all fours. With myself applying a bit of lub, I slowly entered her ass. Slow movements required to get full entry and once achieved, I started fucking her ass harder. Just like her pussy, Danna's ass can take a pounding. As A Levels are my weakness I only lasted a few seconds and came on the bag. Spent the remaining time chatting. Although she's Paraguayan (thought me some Guarani), she lives in Spain but regularly works in Dublin and Berlin. 

Summary - A very enjoyable punt and I would definitely visit again, if we are both in Dublin at the same time. Her big natural tits, along with her ability to take a good pounding in her ass, made the whole meet worthwhile. Only downside would be the oral with. 


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Visited recently in Dublin, she's on tour round the island at the moment
Pictures are accurate, and all favours avaliable.
She's happy to provide , no problem
Spent 45 minutes €140
Shared shower , owo and Cim multiple times

Was very happy with service and would definitely visit again.

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Northern Ireland & Ireland / Luna - Belfast
« by evilsooty998 on October 11, 2026, 11:51:10 pm »
Luna is part of the same group who brought us the great Grace (sweet China girl) and Cece.

Same deal (£50 for 15 minutes, £70 for 30 in a decent block of flats on the Ormeau as before).

Luna is like a combination of the best from both of them: pretty (like Grace) and big tits (like Cece). Enthusiastic as well (like most of the Asian girls).

The only thing I will say (not really a negative), but she does like to mouth your neck almost to the point of giving a love bite and she was going for it with her nails on my back. Maybe it's a Chinese thing lol.

Anyway, she's as good as Grace was but with a better body (great tits).

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I met Malina on Tuesday night for an hour. Location wasn't great, a sort of hotel near Botanic and the old Welly Park. Tiny room with a shared entrance and lots of people coming and going. To be fair to Malina, it was her first time in Belfast and she was apologetic for the place - not her fault and she admitted she wouldn't use the venue again

Anyway. To the punt.

Malina is gorgeous. Pictures are very very accurate. She is around 5 foot 4, a size 6 at best, petite, slender. She has absolutely stunning tits. Small, natural, perky, hard nipples - if your are a small tits guy Malina will be right up your street.

Malina was in causal clothes when I arrived. It's fair enough, a shared and public entrance.

Paperwork completed. Shower. When I came back in the rooml, she was completely naked and kneeling on the bed. That invited OWO with me standing at the side of the bed and Maiina on all fours on the bed. Excellent service. Full gag. Spitting. Tip work. Tonguing. Using both hands and her mouth. Ball work. Licking. I blew all over her face after around 15 minutes. Stunning.

She offered a massage before round two. Excellent back rub. Malina is a trained massage provider and you could tell

Then round two. Bag on. She climbed on top and we didn't change position. Grinding. Riding. Leaning into me as I spread her cheeks and fucked her. Then her leaning back and Malina bouncing off my cock. 20 minutes of cowboy and I was done. Filled the bag.

Quick clean up. Second shower and I was away

Final thoughts. Location wasn't great. But Malina was fantastic. Full GFE experience and a lovely girl. If you want a cute girl next door type with a fantastic petite body, she is the one.

£200 for the hour. Outside of Mony, seems the going rate these days.

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Northern Ireland & Ireland / Amanda Star Milf - EI Belfast
« by deep6nark on October 07, 2026, 12:51:38 pm »
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Location bottom of the Newtownards Road, terrace house (shithole)

140 for the hour. I made the date while she was on VS. But she is no longer on VS. Her EI price is 180 an hour.

Apologies for the delay in writing this, we met about two weeks ago.

Pictures, the first two in the black dress are from along time ago, the blurred pic, well that could be anyone and the 4th, could be her sister perhaps. But glad to see EI verified them..lol

So arrangements made with little fuss, I asked what was on offer and was there any extras, everything but anal and no extras. I asked for confirmation of DFK and she said yes, well that didn't really happen.

So I get parked in the same street and text as i arrive at the door, it opens and i go inside. She has the appearance of having stepped out of the shower, which for me is always i nice thing, her hair is still damp, and wearing black lingerie, she has a belly on her, nothing too extreme, but still.

lol, she kinda wags a finger to direct me upstairs, but being the gentleman I left her go first, nice sight following her up.  Her room was less of a shithole than the rest, but it appeared clean.

She didn't at the start have personality, and what was displayed was that typical Russian sterness. Anyways we undress eachother and I must say, her tits are amazing, we lie down on the bed and things gets slightly better on the passion side, what ever way we rolled for her to get on top of me i nearly went inside her, which obviously caught both of us by surprise and she wasn't too comfortable with that. I apologised and that wasn't my intention at all...she said it was ok.  That made her stop and she reached into a bedside drawer and produced a spanking swatter and started slapping my balls two or three times.... it wasn't pleasant. She stopped and then said lets fuck, by this stage the awkwardness was taking over and I started loosing drive, so I thought in for a penny in for a pound, on went the rubber and she got on all fours, i eventually stiffened up and we did a couple of positions and then came in the bag. Absolutely nothing special and all pretty forgettable, if am honest.

Not recommended, but hey, easch to their own. She has texted me a couple of times since. Maybe a second visit might produce more passion.  All together too Russian for me.

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Northern Ireland & Ireland / British Kristie - Belfast
« by Punter73 on October 03, 2026, 10:08:23 am »
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I met with Kristie yesterday afternoon for an hour. Lovely apartment in the south of the city. Comms completed over WhatsApp a couple of hours earlier and away we went.

Phoned on arrival and let in via a door of a side street. Nice and discreet. Quick chat (she was in causal clothes when I arrived) and we agreed services. Paperwork completed and I hopped into the shower. I returned to Kristie in gorgeous lingerie with black hold ups and a see through thong.

Kristie is older now than in her pics, but she is still a little firecracker. Tight body. Great tits (enhanced but not rock hard at all), fine ass and a sweet tight pussy. She loves to have her ass and pussy spread wide to show herself off to you.

The well reviewed OWO is fantastic. Deep throat. Tip work. Swirling tongue. Gagging. Spitting. Constant eye contact. I blew in her mouth and she swallowed the lot.

Ten minutes chat about life (Kristie is Welsh but with Madeira origins). Then we went for round two, which escalated. She bent over the side of the bed and asked me to spank her. This wasnt discussed but I was happy to oblige. She was happy for some pretty hard repeated slaps on her ass. It was nice and red after a few minutes. It definitely made her moan and she was dripping wet and made me absolutely rock hard. Bagged up. Missionary, reverse cowboy( which was a cracking view sliding into her wet hole while she spread her asshole for me), side saddle while squeezing her tits, then full hard doggie with more spanking to finish

I blew in the bag inside her. She cleaned me up and we hard another 10 minutes chat about.life. Shower to finish and I went on my way.

Overall, an unexpectedly good punt. The spanking elevated things above the usual punt and Kristie really got involved and did every thing I asked and more. Lots of dirty talk too which definitely started my engines.

She is older (53, same age as me) but looks early 40s, so if older isn't your thing then maybe look elsewhere but the photos are accurate enough (she is shorter than I expected but honestly in great shape)

It age isn't an issue and you what a full service from a domestic provider then I would highly recommend.

£210 for the hour (more like 70 minutes) and that included owo, spanking, 2 blows -one in mouth, one in bag and plenty of fucking.


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Northern Ireland & Ireland / Maite Belfast
« by alfiebest on September 29, 2026, 10:40:49 pm »
Not going to be a long review! Almost embarrassed to share it but if it saves someone else some money than it was worth it.

Staying over, work meal finishes earlier than expected so I jumped on Escorts Ireland and found a nice looking tattoo’d lady with some reviews on EI. She was available and was 13 min walk from my location. So feeling horny I headed over, collecting £100 enroute.

Location, Ormeau Road, lovely apartment block.

Into the apartment and she was a lot more manly than I expected and I didn’t fancy her! Cracking body to be fair. Girl in the pics, yes because the tattoos matched but limited resemblance. She sensed I was having second thoughts and had one eye on the exit. She blocked the corridor and said ‘you want to go, you pay me’…….. Damn.

Playing it cool, I played it down and went in the bathroom. If I’m paying I am cuming I thought.

Into an open plan kitchen with a sofa bed lol!

I handed over cash and we both stripped, quick covered BJ from her got me hard, then I fcuked her in doggy so I didn’t have to see her face - to be fair with the tatts looked great from behind.

Job done, dressed and out inside about 12 mins

Link below and no I won’t be going back.

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Northern Ireland & Ireland / BEAUTY BROOKE Portrush
« by Bigpaul2k on September 29, 2026, 02:55:06 pm »
met this stunner add says Portstewart but its Portrush

good location apartment clean and modern £120 for 30 mins included gfe, owo, cim
this is one of my better punts she is heading to belfast after portrush
and i will defo be back


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Northern Ireland & Ireland / Lia Belfast
« by NIpunter321 on September 26, 2026, 06:17:29 am »
Had noticed Lia’s profile a few months back and had to make a visit when I saw she had made her way to Belfast, she is in a familiar apartment to me a very short walk from the city hall.

Was a great meet from start to finish, was met behind the door by an absolute stunner with a great figure who is a bit on the taller side around 5,10 I would say,  money sorted and a quick shower and she got straight to work on me , a few kisses from her and I was already hard as a rock and wasn’t long before she had me in her mouth with some very enjoyable OWO that lasted for atleast a good 10 minutes before I returned the favour, very fresh pussy with light stubble that I could’ve spent all day going down on! She then put a condom on me before I fucked her in missionary, I couldn’t last more than a few minutes before she let me cum all over her pretty face!

We cooled off and chatted for 5-10 mins then it wasn’t long before she had me in her mouth again and we had some amazing sex in several positions before she made me cum again with her hand, I was shocked when I looked at my watch and there was only 5 mins left when I was thinking I had closer to half an hour, that’s how much I enjoyed my time with her! She isn’t a clock watcher either as I left about 10 mins after my time was up.

Highly recommend I’ll l certainly be returning after how good this was!

Booking was £200 for the hour the only extras she mentioned are £50 for anal and rimming everything else on her favourites is included for £200.


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Date: Met Tess August 2026.

Cost: £120 1 hour

Services : DFK, 69, RO, OWO, DT, Sex (Protected)

Location - Discreet Apartment East Belfast

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Comms - Fast via Locanto, then mobile number via Locanto comms then comms via WhatsApp

Appearance: Tall 5'10 GILF Mid 50s, Fair Hair, Blue Eyes, Scottish wear stockings heels and lingerie

First review in a few years, been on a punting break  :lol:

The Meet: Arrived 5 mins before time, plenty of on street parking. Sent Tess a quick WhatsApp and got the gate code, apt number details and entry code for apartment block, no one encountered as I walked to the apt. Knocked the door and was let in quickly and got a friendly greeting from Tess, she looked good for her age, she then set out she does everything except anal. Was offered a massage but declined that and also offered a shower, which I also declined as I showered prior. What followed was some very good DFK, lots of oral both ways, 69 and several positioned (covered) before final money shot.

After the money shot it was clear after that the session was over, which was about 40 mins in, so not sure if twice is allowed?

All services were provided with enthusiasm and a smile.

At end I did take a quick shower and there was plenty of deodorant and fresh towels available. Then as I exited, Tess handed me a bottle a water and peck on the check.

Leaving was no issue and did not come across any neighbours etc.

Would I go back? Probably not, not for any other reason than I when I rarely Punt I go for a new provider.

If you like tall fun GILFs Tess maybe for you.




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Northern Ireland & Ireland / Goldy Heaven - Belfast
« by evilsooty998 on September 21, 2026, 08:17:45 pm »
Saw her recently and she is worth a visit. I would say late 40s, but tall with a good body and big natural tits.

Very enthusiastic and nice with lots of kissing and cuddling so it didn't feel mechanical like you get with a lot of ladies. The pictures are old, but I still found her attractive. £100 for 30 minutes but checking my watch coming out I was there for around 40, so not a clock watcher either.

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