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Northern Ireland & Ireland / Chinese escorts - VS (no link), east Belfast
« by Betterjudgement on October 18, 2026, 01:11:49 pm »There was a VS ad up until at least yesterday but I can't locate it now. The corresponding phone number is 07777677415. Venue is just off Woodstock Road, East Belfast. There are/were 2 ads at the same postcode but different number, but I assume same venue based on what I observed.
The background being that there seemed to be a few gems out there in the Chinese scene at the minute so I thought it was worth the chance on an unreviewed one. My mistake
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Comms - fine, via sms. Dealing with a remote pimp or so it appears. Price list clear and includes accompanied shower etc.
I paid 70 for half hr. Girl in 30s,not bad figure, milfish, few rules about the waist but all natural.
Almost no English, though friendly enough. Asked for shower and got a blank stare. Fair enough, got money out of the way and lay down for a punishing massage, her naked, nothing erotic. Flipped and straight to owo, incl. Not sure what to make of that, I'd prob have gone convered but she was straight in him. Got me to attention then basically rolled off me, lay on her back, lubed us up and encouraged vanilla missionary.
I eventually encouraged her down the bed so I could at least use the big mirrors at the other end, turned her to doggy which she then used to open her phone and respond to msgs, her phone had been non stop for the duration. This probably tipped the negative, a new one to be reading her phone over her shoulder while banging away! After that I flipped, finished, and got out, shower might have been on offer but I just wanted out of there.
While that was going on at least one man had arrived and departed, am not sure if a punter (there was a second room so am assuming 2nd girl) or some local pimp. I'd definitely a fit of regret on leaving, location probably has a good paramilitary controlling presence so I regretted parking close - cab never be sure who might extort a situation. The 2nd girl seems more prone to open to a police raid too. Apart from that the hygiene is poor, one towel that was being rearranged on the bed as I left despite my jonny having dribbled over it when I uncovered!
Overall - shite compared to even comparable Chinese offerings in the area, ok for a pump and dump with a decent looking bird, but better elsewhere for same. Avoid.
The background being that there seemed to be a few gems out there in the Chinese scene at the minute so I thought it was worth the chance on an unreviewed one. My mistake
. Comms - fine, via sms. Dealing with a remote pimp or so it appears. Price list clear and includes accompanied shower etc.
I paid 70 for half hr. Girl in 30s,not bad figure, milfish, few rules about the waist but all natural.
Almost no English, though friendly enough. Asked for shower and got a blank stare. Fair enough, got money out of the way and lay down for a punishing massage, her naked, nothing erotic. Flipped and straight to owo, incl. Not sure what to make of that, I'd prob have gone convered but she was straight in him. Got me to attention then basically rolled off me, lay on her back, lubed us up and encouraged vanilla missionary.
I eventually encouraged her down the bed so I could at least use the big mirrors at the other end, turned her to doggy which she then used to open her phone and respond to msgs, her phone had been non stop for the duration. This probably tipped the negative, a new one to be reading her phone over her shoulder while banging away! After that I flipped, finished, and got out, shower might have been on offer but I just wanted out of there.
While that was going on at least one man had arrived and departed, am not sure if a punter (there was a second room so am assuming 2nd girl) or some local pimp. I'd definitely a fit of regret on leaving, location probably has a good paramilitary controlling presence so I regretted parking close - cab never be sure who might extort a situation. The 2nd girl seems more prone to open to a police raid too. Apart from that the hygiene is poor, one towel that was being rearranged on the bed as I left despite my jonny having dribbled over it when I uncovered!
Overall - shite compared to even comparable Chinese offerings in the area, ok for a pump and dump with a decent looking bird, but better elsewhere for same. Avoid.



