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So I thought I would TOFTT and was looking at a very late night punt so had fairly limited options.

Obviously it wasn’t the girl in the photos but she was a hot Brazilian girl with a fairly chilled out demeanour although very limited English skills.

Punt was £130 for 1h starting at 2am on Tuesday morning. Good response to texts and was able to be ready fairly quickly after making booking.

Location was a block of flats in hull city centre just off ferensway.

The punt started off with some decent oral although she took me side on and I kinda prefer it when they get between my legs but I couldn’t be arsed communicating to that degree due to language barrier.

After some oral we got into some doggy and it was great, she let me pound away as hard as I wanted and watching her arse ripple from being pounded was awesome. She gave a bit of a performance vocally but nothing too pornstaresque in terms of an over the top performance.

After some fun in doggy we got into some lovely cowgirl followed by reverse cowgirl and the sight of her twerking on my cock was great. Gave her a nice hard spanking before some more oral and then after a short rest back into doggy and I came in the bag. Left about 15 mins early as I was done and it was clearly more of a pump and dump than gfe plus it was getting close to 3am so was getting tired.

All in all she was pretty enthusiastic and had a lovely face and body. Plenty of eye contact and her arse was great.

I was expecting someone gross but she was actually a definite positive. If you are looking for a girl to give a good pounding and leave this is probably a good bet plus she is available pretty much 24/7 at short notice so great availability.

Hadn't used angels for a while but due to not fancying anyone at noir who I've used mostly lately, and having seen Bailey a long time I decided for a revisit.
Had to pay £50 deposit as id not booked for a while which I wasn't keen on but mini me was making decisions  . Booked nice and easy for an hour's in call in Barnsley, total paid was £180

Knocked on the door after being let up and Bailey answered dressed as requested, quick chat and hand over of cash on the sofa and we we soon snogging and hands going all over eachother so it was into the bedroom.

Kissing continued while she undressed me down to my boxers, I was rock hard by this point and she was kissing my cock through my boxers before removing them and giving me a great blow job. Lots of spit and licking my balls in between trying to deep throat me, her gagging on my cock felt great and I had to stop her a few times, she was even ok with a little face fucking.
Needed a break before I came so I undressed her and gave her some oral in return, she was very wet and seemed to enjoy it, I also knelt next to her on the bed while she sucked me off and I fingered her. On with the rubber and I fucked her Mish on the edge of the bed before filling the bag. I would have like to go again but can't always go for round two.

Baileys a great lass really friendly and down for most things. I mentioned I might go for a duo booking at some point and she seemed really up for that!

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Been a while. Spent a long time considering who to see as it was the first punt in years.

Seen August 2026

Price
Incall 230/ hour

Comms
All on whatsapp- excellent communication, very friendly in demeanour. Very busy mind you- appointment was booked 10 days in advance!

Location
Leeds Docks

The Girl
Stunner. Top top drawer- young, petite, pretty face, big fake tits, well made up, nice eyes and great smile. Pictures on AW are representative and at one point she had a website with face pics but i cant find the link

Services offered: DFK, OWO, RO, Rimming both ways, Doggy, Missionary, Cowgirl, Standing missionary

The action

I had messaged prior to the meet asking if i could play out a fantasy; Open the door and just go full on immediately without saying a word. To increase the chances of Ruby saying yes i offered to pass an envelope below the door and then open the door after a minute (gives her a chance to count). She agreed, but said as soon as the envelope is under the door shell unlock so i dont have to wander the corridor.

Open up and pin her back against the door into full on DFK, and i mean full on. She jumps up and wraps her legs around me dressed in a short dress, high heels and hair down (as requested) and i grab her tits in my hands as she carries on snogging. I walk her into the bedroom and pin her down kissing her body and pulling her dress off. Immaculate hygiene, slim, big fake tits (bit of scarring as expected) and go down on her with rimming. She makes appreciative noises and starts sucking on my fingers whilst encouraging me to choke her.

Pushes me up, pulls off my clothes and takes me deep throat with real enthusiasm (almost all the way). I then hang her head over the bed and finger her whilst she continues to deep throat me.

Pick her up and pin her against the wall for standing missionary (covered of course) - this is comfortably the highlight of the meet. Then go into missionary and she's encouraging choking- and i mean properly choking to the extent i started to get worried. Alternated between positions including Doggy, prone, legs up, missionary until the inevitable.

Stop for a chat and chance to process the whirlwind that has just occurred. She's friendly, horny, chatty, charming and completely adventurous with what happens in the bedroom. Explains how upset she is she finds anal painful as she always fantasises about it.

Second round- asked for a outfit change (which was a bit pointless as it came straight off) - deep blowjob and rimming followed by all positions again with as much choking as possible- this time coming in her mouth which she swallowed with pleasure.

Overall
Fucking hell she's spectacular. The best sexual experience i've ever had in any aspect of my life. Id be back every week if she wasn't touring so often/ busy. A punt this good is worth waiting years for

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The need to pass by Sheffield and the itch for a blow job made me dig deep into Yorkshire reviews and came up with Ella at Unit 8 in Sheffield. It’s a friendly down to earth establishment as the name suggests on a small industrial estate but with its own car park and relatively private. I was met by a friendly old chap on reception who introduced me and showed me to the room. I’ve already decided that Ella would just be for 30 minutes and good enough to empty the tanks but no more. She’s friendly enough, medium build but facially probably 5/10, others may disagree but that was my feeling. Straight down to business she popped her tits out for me to suck and they’re a nice handful with responsive nipples. I’ve then proceeded to finger her and she encouraged me to go as fast as I could to bring her off. My turn and she was straight down on my cock, but the blow job was just average to be honest. She then climbed on top and went at it cowgirl style. I asked if I could finish in her mouth and she didn’t have a problem with that. She sucked me for awhile longer but I had to use my hand to get over the line and deposited a large load in her mouth. Not sure whether she swallowed it or not. At this point she clearly finished and had a lie down on the bed and started vaping which I wasn’t really that impressed with to be honest there was a few minutes to go, but I don’t know what I needed to do and left.  I rate this as a low positive given that she delivered what was promised, but even at £70 I wouldn’t repeat and waited until her apparently better looking colleagues Molly or Megan were available.

Hadn't seen this lady before but she had been in my HL a while, finally got a meeting set up, here's my 10pence worth

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Bianca:

Accurate pics on AW, quite tall she's facially pretty, nice womanly figure with fantastic big boobs, boobs for days infant! i like boobs, especially big uns

MEET:

All arranged over whatsapp or txt pretty quickly, hour was booked, and good usefull intel was sent over regards address, entry and parking. Decent flat in leeds centre, not too far from arena

Met at the door, wasn't disappointed, she was friendly enough but a little business, tokens exchanged and off to freshen up i went.

She is a stickler for hygeine, which isnt a thing for me, has a sign in the bathroom along with toiletries, must've had a few dirty boys in previous meets.....back to the room and as other reviews said she was already topless on the bed, no biggy and I couldve asked as I like to free em myself.....bit of a chit chat, then we started bit mutual touch then I went doen on her, nice, she's pretty quiet iirc, and she would probably have let me do this for the entire meet, either enjoying it or a crafty brass trick, noticed a few like this, blow job on me, was ok, these are subjective didn't wow me like Amber, poppy meanz or Hennessy.....onto sex bit of doggy then mish, here's the killer for me, went to kiss, head tilted a bit, pec delieverd and never tried again, finish in bag, clean up chat off home I went! That killed it for me and the reason why ive not and likely wont return, shame tbf she's perfect for.....never mind!

PROS:

Friendly attractive SP
Huge boobs
Great figure, legs, Arse etc
Very pretty imho

CONS:

Killed the mood for me with the blank/head tilt at kissing

RECOMMEND:

YMMV, try her if you have thee itch, never say never but doubtful ill go back, shame!

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I had been in contact with Mary for a while and trying to get a date and time where we were both available. Finally got one last week
I arranged a time and set off to Rotherham without her actually confirming, but 10 minutes from landing in Rotherham she got back to me and confirmed the meet and asked me to call her straight away, which i did but straight onto voicemail, 2 minutes later i got another text asking if I had rung her or not
I told her yes i had but got no answer and I was driving so couldn't do much more.
Eventually she answered and asked if id seen her before ,which i hadn't.
She sent me the postcode and specifically told me not to park outside her house.
I parked down the next street and rung to tell her i had arrived, she then told me to walk down her street and stay near the end of street and call her again. Which I did but she said she couldn't see me
This went on for another few minutes before she actually believed me and told me the house number and eventually I got in the front door.
Once inside and I seen Mary... wow I was very happy with what I saw. Lovely smiley and very talkative person.
She was dressed in a short mini skirt with her tits absolutely bursting out of a small white blouse
There is a downstairs toilet where she did ask me to wash my cock in a small sink while she stood and watched as I had requested owo, which i did.
I then followed her upstairs, which was a lovely sight, and into the bedroom with a proper massage table in there. She told me that she was wanting to eventually put a bed in there as some people complained about the table.
She asked what services I wanted ,which was the "special offer" of dfk owo and full service, which was £150 but I asked for b2b as well, which she asked for another £10 for the use of the oil  Anyhow never mind i wasnt about to start haggling over a tenner with her stood in front of me looking like she did. So i paid up and she stuck her tongue straight down my throat and I sat her on the massage bed while dfk and having a mutual grope of each other as eventually her tits came out and my cock was in her hand and everything happened a bit quick before I knew it she was laid on her back and I was licking away at her lovely little pussy, while she laid telling me not to stop, so i carried on for probably 10 minutes until she started to really get into it and told me she was going to cum, while holding my head and dragged me into her body for a minute while she was shuddering, she then lifted her head smiled and said it was my turn now, and here's where it got real good, probably one of the best blow jobs I've had, she just said please dont cum in my mouth, which been the gentleman that i am, I didnt (but only just) she sucked like a Dyson until I exploded all over her tits.
After this Mary wiped herself and me down and told me to relax and she gave me a fantastic massage, which after about 20 minutes turned into b2b as she got me hard again. Her b2b really is a different department to most. I think someone else said on par with eusie, which i would definitely agree with. She rubbed every inch of herself on every inch of me
Before she asked me to flip over and she then slid up and down my front while kissing me everytime she got anywhere near my lips.
Then she grabbed a condom and asked how i wanted to fuck her, so we started in cowgirl, then missionary and I needed to finish off looking at her arse so got her into doggy for the grand finale, and was it
Mary did two things to me that day that very rarely happen, firstly she made me shoot my load via a bj, which i very rarely do and secondly she got 2 pops out of me inside about 40 minutes which is also unheard of
What a woman.
After the main event we had a good chat for another 20 minutes or more, as she said she is only seeing 3 customers a day at the minute as she has just had surgery so taking things easy for now.
After all the rigmarole of the arrival instructions etc, she turned out to be a really nice person and a good meet.
I will definitely be seeing Mary again soon.

In all I was probably in there for 1 hour and 20 minutes

£160 for one hour owo, dfk and full service with b2b massage.

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Lunchtime, midweek, Aug 2026.

POSITIVE

Am not a White Knight, I say it how it was, and this is full of genuinely merited positives.

I do love very large natural tits, even better when they come with a big, curvy, natural, tanned ass in a thong, and on both fronts Jasmine fully delivers. As a bonus she's also on AW as Miss Laylah in Nottingham.

THE BUILD UP

Had a spare hour, phoned around the Attercliffe parlours looking for big natural tits .. Boudoir557a (formerly City Sauna? First Class? I get confused) described Jamine as 36H natural, so I was In Like Flynn.

THE VENUE

B557a is grungy as hell. Star of Channel 4 A Very British Brothel ... I'd not seen that but knew it was slightly legendary. My first visit but one of Sheffield's (England's?) little no-frills not-so-secret cubbyholes. It's like walking into someone's living room .. fuck me there were five people in a small space, including Jasmine and a slim blonde girl .. Immediate thought was that Jasmine's tits weren't as seismically large as I'd hoped they would be, but they were spilling out of this push-up arrangement she had on ... all shoulder straps and overspill ... so it was hard to tell. I said "I like curves" and the decision was made.

I parked on the street behind, no probs at all. It's just off the Attercliffe Road, beyond Diplomat and Athena, park on Kimberley Street and walk up to the back of the building, easy to find.

THE GIRL

Jasmine is Caribbean/English but a very light-caramel colour ... fantastic skin tone TBH, looks like an all-over tan. Good looking. Facially she was VERY made up, black hair, giant eyelashes, had her lips done (and done, and done) which isn't a look I normally go for but she is also pretty, and smiley, and super-nice with it.

She's very curvy but not a BBW. Just my cup of tea. Great ass, thighs and the tits, when revealed ... not colossal, but still big and wonderful. Fairly light-coloured nipples, quite big. She says "double HH" on her AW, and they may be that, but they aren't ones for the Absolute Udders thread here on UKP. Still, pretty fantastic large natural boobs though.

Basically zero problem getting the dick hard lol ... she's all woman.

Age? Hard to say, but she says 32 on AW which is about right. Could easily pass for five or six years younger TBH, her skin is so good and she has a young face.

THE PRICE

£40/hh and I tipped £20 extra

I described what I wanted ... big breast worship, OWO, fingering and pussy play, full sex not needed, otherwise the full GFE ... she said "that's £40". Fuck me, this is where the value still is lads. When I tipped her the 20 for the best time possible, she was genuinely happy. Sorry to all if that's wrong UKP behaviour, but it felt like the right thing to do.

THE MEET

She stayed clothed while I marvelled at her cleavage .. gradually unwrapped them, turned her around to play with her magnificent big ass, big cheeks split by a thong .. she gave a superb uncovered blow job, nice and deep, TBH I had to stop as I wanted to last the full 30 mins .. she's very compliant, we joked and chatted while we were playing. She lay back so I could eat her out ... neutral-tasting pussy, good lips, marvellous sight in between ample brown thighs .. basically had a fine old time. We finished with me laying back, her big tits hanging in my face, while she wanked me off - exactly what I wanted.

All the tits and arse you could ask for lads.

SUMMARY

An easy Positive. Jasmine / Miss Laylah was great fun, at a great price, her body's perfect if you're into proper, proper curves, and I'd have no hesitation seeing her again probably down in Nottingham for a more private one on one without the slight weirdness of being exposed while navigating the Boudoir557a 'living room'.

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Ill start from the beginning I suppose. Meet was a couple months ago now. The way I like to punt is to have a meet before a night out. Messaged her early on the day and meet was agreed. The only specific request I tend to ask is if I can cum more than once in the hour and 2 was agreed along with a fee of £200.

Great location. Leeds centre couple mins walk from train station. Easy and discreet to get into flat.
Bang on time so no worries there.

Everything else was negative. Maybe she just didnt fancy it that day or maybe she didnt like the look of me but she just dressed in really baggy bottoms and top. Didn't seem like she was dressed for the occasion but I thought maybe she has something on underneath or just likes to strip down straight away so gave her the funds.

Attractive as per photos.

Lay on the bed. Really awkward conversation. She was talking about issues she was having with her bf and friends. Did not really engage with me. Was lying next to me in those clothes whilst rambling on. I normally like to just let the escorted lead things but I had to just but in mid rant and ask her take her clothes off so we can get started.

No real touching or build up and just went straight to a half asked blowjob. Lucky thing about being a quick summer first time round is doesn't take much to set me off and after about 5 mins I did cum.

Hurriedly had a shower and left.

Chalk it off as bad one and move on. No ill will to her I think she may have some issues but would never see her again even though limited supply around leeds centre.

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I met Casey at her location  which was in the Wath area of Rotherham . Everything was done via Whatsapp  with straightforward instructions and easy parking was available . Her bedroom was clean and tidy and Casey herself was lovely and curvy , If you like curves you will be very happy . Money handed over and straight to some fun . She played with her wand whilst I played with her . I was looking for OWO which was great and finished with her swallowing my load . Casey was a lovely lady and seemed to be quite educated . I would visit again if back in the area .

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Comms Visiting in Yorkshire, liked the look of the profile so enquired for hour incall by text (£200).  Got a standard message with list including kissing, RO and 69.  Reading profile expected a fun GFE so went ahead.

Accommodation Best part of meet, really nice flat near Art Gallery, but expensive parking!

Scottish Jess Profile pictures are of her, minus tattoos, petite, nice perky breast and nips, attractive and Scottish.

So get into the flat via a series of convoluted messages.  Told immediately couldn't do an hour (after agreeing to an hour) so £100 for half hour.  Then told no kissing despite being on her text message (and she said this before even getting close so not a dental hygiene issue).  Should have walked there and then but actually found her attractive enough to carry on (my mistake).  She isn't unpleasant, just a bit hard-nosed towards me.  Told to get stripped and get on bed and immediately had a furious HJ followed by a decent BJ (for the 2 minutes she was prepared to go for).  Asked for RO, denied (mind you she does have a massive bush, so blessing in disguise, hate dental floss  pubes) so into doggy, thought about switching to delay because I know I'm in for an early exit, but doggy was actually pretty good so stayed in that position. Came, got asked what I was doing for rest of day, took the hint, got dressed and left, 20 minutes in total.

Summary Negative because of misleading services, and profile is definitely not a reflection of the kind of interaction I was after.  Maybe I just wasn't her type.  She is attractive, so if you're after a one shot PnD with a bushy hard nosed SP it might work for you.  If I'd known this beforehand I might have gone neutral.

Not punted in a while, and when I have it’s been with regulars I’ve seen before, so I thought I’d take a chance and book Emily as I liked the sound of her from the two reviews on here.

Booking was a text to the receptionist who confirmed in the morning. Flat was the usual venue in Sheffield.

When she opened the door, I thought she was gorgeous. Shoulder length blonde hair, the most incredible blue eyes, quite petite and slim but with an amazing pair of natural tits. Maybe a little bit older than the 37 on the profile but not by much.

Sorted out the cash and then had a bit of a chat on the settee. She’s a really nice girl, very chatty and smiley. After a bit of a snog and a grope on the settee, we moved into the bedroom

Like the other reviews say, it’s clear she enjoys sex and sees this job as her “fun” (I’m sure the money comes in handy too!). There was a lot of DFK, I loved getting my hands and mouth on those big tits, and she was more than happy for me to finger her. Before long she was sucking expertly on my cock. I don’t think rimming was on the menu which was a bit of a shame, but her mouth wrapped round my shaft was definitely doing the job

I licked her pussy then which she seemed to enjoy, she was squeezing her tits and moaning a lot until she came very loudly. Then it was time for the main event, she put the condom on with her mouth and climbed on top, before riding me hard, leaning down to kiss me and then leaning back so I could keep on playing with those tits

Finally she wanted to be fucked from behind, so I got to appreciate that peachy little arse. As others have said, she definitely gets turned on watching herself getting fucked as she kept turning to look in the mirror while telling me to slap her arse. Holding her hips while hearing her moan “fuck my pussy” was quite the turn on

She came again,  and then I pulled out and said I wanted to shoot my load over her tits. This didn’t take too long and I was soon shooting about 4 days of spunk all over them. That’ll be in the wank bank for some time.

A bit of time left, so we lay and chatted for a while. She reminds me a bit of Harriet from NB, just a really nice girl who isn’t hardened or jaded yet and seems as happy chatting about day to day stuff as she is getting fucked. She’s also genuinely bi, and I’d love to get her into a threesome with another girl from NB.

Would definitely see her again although she only works a couple of days as she’s also got a ‘normal’ job on top of this.

£150 for the hour

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Quick summary
Solid punt with a wild Brazilian.

Agreement
£80 for 30 mins. £20 extra for DFK. Only other extra (not taken) was OWO at £20. Message was clear that it's one pop only in 30 mins.

Comms
Sent and SMS and then she WhatsApped me straight back and I agreed a time about 30 mins from then. Once I arrived I was quickly given the building code and the apartment number.

Location
Block of apartments in central Sheffield. Bit battered and grimy from the outside but the apartment itself was fine, low lighting, double bed, clean shower and toilet.

The SP
Same one as in profile. Young, busty, large smile with good teeth, brown skin, friendly attitude but with a wild side. Somewhere between voluptuous and roly-poly (if a thin type is your bag, skip this one). I was there for the hair and the tits. Spoke zero English and communicated using an app and basic sex talk during the action.

The action
She asked me (via the app) whether I wanted her to be a "good girl or bad girl". I asked for the latter, and am glad I did based on how wild she got during the meet.

Began with covered oral which I couldn't really get into as she was all over me, getting me to suck her tits, slap her ass, grab her neck etc.

Was going to ask to eat her out but couldn't be bothered with the language barrier so allowed her to jump on top for cowgirl. The girl can ride. Leant in for some tit sucking and kissing.

Next position was missionary with legs on shoulders. I went deep and she could definitely feel it but was encouraging me to fuck her harder and harder. Throughout every position she was demanding I hold her neck and slap her arse.

Needed to tap that big Brazilian ass in doggy so spun her around. Risked grabbing her hair and her response was to complain I wasn't pulling it harder. Down into prone bone where I could catch my breath before rearing up for some full on vertical pounding.

Went for one of my favourite of standing doggy with her on the bed. If you're into buck wild Latinas with big frizzy hair who love it hard, this is gold for you. If you have the fitness and the stroke game, you have a free run and she encourages you to give her a good seeing to. I took her to Pound Town, then walked a couple of blocks to Smash City. Had my hands on her curvy waist and each pump sounded like a mini shotgun blast in the small flat - even the crappy Latino music couldn't drown it out.

Although I could have kept up for longer, over 25 minutes had expired and I was sweating buckets. I risked asking her to ride me one more time expecting her to say no, but she jumped on and rode me like the wind for a few more minutes as I held on for dear life.

Time to finish so had her lie down beside me with leg wrapped over me and DFK me as she wanked me off. Her hand got tired so I had to take over but came like a Trojan.

Accepted a shower for once and it was modern and clean and it felt good to live the punt a bit fresher.

Conclusion
One of the more memorable punts in terms of a good hard fuck fest. Have had two or three busty mixed race Brazilians recently and they have all been outstanding so fair play they know what they're doing.

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Arranged a meet Monday as advertised available on aw for the next day. All confirmed via text.

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Been nervous and excited about seeing nat, so been putting it off for ages. But I found some time and went for it.

Message sent shortly after I left to say I was on my way, as she is an hour away in Batley.... Glad I did as fifteen minutes later I received a text saying sorry, she had messed up and would only be available 2 hours later with Alana amore. Wtf seriously.

I would quite enjoyed a threesome but finances and time didn't permit.

Probably lost my opportunity but after all I've read and heard from a seasoned vet, she should know better. Negative to taint the positive ratio. Good job I was courteous in letting her know I was on my way.

Meet took place last month.

Comms
Good comms. Messaged her asking for a meet and received a response within 15 minutes. Meet was booked for an hour later.

Location
Big positive for me. End terrace in the countryside, near Ripponden, with no nosy neighbours or any foot traffic at all. Alana asks you to park in front of her venue. Whatever you do don’t park in the lay-by opposite. The ideal venue for my punting preferences. Parked up and fired off a text and was told to approach the front door.

The Girl
This was my second punt with Alana so it’s fair to say I find her attractive. Facially I’d say she’s a 6/10 but I love her body. Slim long legs, pert ass. Yes the boobs have fallen victim to gravity but I don’t like fake boobs at all. Natural boobs, even if they have some sag are still a huge turn on for me.

The Meet
Once I got in the house, had a little catch up with Alana, she remembered me from the last time. Offered me a drink but I declined. Went up to the room and got the action started.

Luckily I’d showered beforehand so no time wasted. Started snogging Alana’s face off and squeezing her ass while she caressed my cock. Quickly disposed of my clothes and she got on her knees and gobbled my cock up. What a sight, it was sloppy and she went nose to belly multiple times which was amazing. I took the lead and layed on the bed, and got her to do 69 with me. I lapped that pussy up. It tasted nice and fresh. Pretty soon, her legs started shaking and she squirted right into my mouth. Wow.

We then moved onto doggy, bagged up and started in the pussy and what a sight in front of me. She has a gorgeous looking asshole, one of the best I’ve seen. While in doggy, I couldn’t resist and got down there and started licking that asshole. Stuck my thumb inside and Alana told me to put my cock in there. Banged her asshole for a few mins until I felt the sap rising then pulled out and switched to missionary. Alana told me to fuck her harder and eventually she squirted up another fountain.

Ended with her sucking me off till I busted my nut in her mouth. Alana went to the bathroom and spat it out, while I sat there recovering. Had a quick rinse off and kissed Alana goodbye.

Verdict
A fantastic punt with a likeable and consistent girl. I’ll definitely be back. A very strong positive from me.

Price
£120 for 30 mins.

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Saw this lady around 3 weeks ago now.
Paid £140 for the full hour. Easy comms and house just off York road near East end park area.
The lady is about 38 i would say and average looking i would say but a great body with decent not too big fake tits.
Areived and led upstairs and handed fee over to her.
Both striiped onto bed and fondling started and soon she was givung me good owo .
Moves to 69 and tasted good and a nice arse too . Eventually onto sex with her on top for around 5 mins with a good face full of tit then swapped to missionary amd aslo doggy and spoons.
She is a good fuck and very energetic and not at all rushing me.
Eventually came all over her back in doggy as she does not do cim at all.

Overall a good time had.
Would i return ?
Probably just about yes as she us a good fuck

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Had missed her back in may and made it my mission to keep an eye out for any future leeds tours, then she messaged to say she would be coming back first week of august (looks like shes still here) so i kept eagerly waiting.

fast forward some weeks and she pops up so i book straight in for the sunday, coms werent the worst but did take a while at times. anyway she told me she was using a city center based hotel and i could visit early afternoon... agreed to 30 mins and filming because from what i had seen on her onlyfans was golden. price agreed was £280.. 180 for the 30 mins and 100 for the filming.

parked myself at the train station as she was only around the corner and got the room number and floor immediately as i walked over. did a quick recky online so i knew where to find the elevators. did have to knock a few times but the door seemed solid so quite hard to hear so i just text and she opened immediately.

What i was then greated by blew me away. shes exactly what i was hoping for... a well shaped blonde without any crazy bolt ons and her Irish accent added to the vibe.

Took a quick shower and as i exited she was waiting on her knees begging for me to drop the towel, so i immediately started recording the bj and honestly probably the best i've had in years. Im not sure what technique made it so good but as someone who got desensitised to anything remotely vanilla thanks to porn she had me right on the edge.

Eventually i put the phone down and stood her up & she dove in for dfk and jesus those lips are incredible. again im not a fan of fake bolt ons normally but these are tasteful and felt great. i then insinuated to move towards the bed and thats when i got my first real view of her ass, it does not disappoint and honestly i just dove straight in to taste  she passed comment on how nobody likes to eat pussy or ass these days so seemed pleasantly surprised.

she started asking to feel me inside her so i began fingering her and she was soaking wet. she felt nice and tight with a great looking pussy, but then she lifted my head up and literally said "i meant fuck me... i need to have you inside me" so i wasted no time stuck the rubber on and got to pound town in missionary. she gave me intense eye contact and she sounded very genuine, got some incredible footage of this. i then flipped her to doggy and managed to give her every inch and she literally moaned so loud she pulled the pillow over her head lol, she had me stop and said "your going to get me kicked out of here but i still need you to fuck me like i deserve it" so i happily obliged and gave her the most effort i could muster for the next 10 minutes.

i then moved her off the bed and walked towards the room door as there was a vertical mirror, she knew immediately what i wanted... put her hands against the mirror and slid me back inside her. we then continued fucking for another 5 minutes in doggy with more great footage. she said how she wanted me to cum in her mouth at the end so i moved back to the bed, she began kissing and lightly nibbling on my neck and ear telling me how much she wanted to taste me and just as she said how she wanted me to drain my balls for her i shuffled up the bed, she took me deep and i blew a weeks load in her. she had me tweaking for a moment as she kept sucking during and after cumming whilst i was most sensitive.

The ending footage was worth the money as she opened her mouth to show me everything then proceeded to swallow and thank me.

So worth the expense?? yes in my opinion as a one off here and there i will happily stretch further to pay for this service, shes smoking hot, blonde, young and was swallowed every drop of me.

then by tuesday/wednesday i had a crazy stinking cold start which lasted a solid week or so, i can only guess where it came from lol but in fairness there has been a pretty bad cold going around. a lot of my work team have been dropping like flies with it.

August 2026

£80 for 30 mins

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Think this is a TOFTT unless someone can say otherwise. Jasmine said she briefly worked at Athena too but I can find no review for her for Athena or Diplomat on UKP.

The level of discretion is pot luck. On this early Sunday afternoon there were no punters other than myself at Diplomat. Quite a contrast from a couple of weeks ago.

Actually I thought I'd secured a 2nd booking with Julia but on arrival I was told she'd gone home with an upset stomach. The previous Sunday she wasn't at Diplomat either despite previously telling me she would be. I'm beginning to wonder if she's seen my neutral review and is refusing to see me again. More likely just my being paranoid. I've been told Julia works midweek too so I may try again when I'm next available mid week. The receptionist was very apologetic for Julia's absence and offered Jasmine. I said okay. She then offered me a bottle of water and I accepted.

Jasmine appeared straight away and was available immediately. I was very happy with her appearance and demeanour. She's a black lady with an Asian appearance. Perhaps mixed race. Certainly quite pretty. Lovely smile and nice dark brown eyes. Good figure. Nice little pert natural boobs, perhaps a B cup. She's quite tall. Around 5'7" I'd say. Lightly tattooed (I noticed just 2). I estimate her age to be mid 30's. Her 2 website pics are accurate.

The room had a lamp on and Jasmine turned up the ceiling lights at my request. The rooms can be dark at Diplomat but this one was great. I loved that there was a huge mirror next to the bed too.

Jasmine asked what service I was looking for and I asked for a GFE service. She told me that she charges £80 for GFE which is more than the advertised parlour price. Oh well nevermind. She took the payment away but was very quickly back in the room.

She asked if I'd like to start with a massage but I declined, preferring to get straight to the sexy stuff. We stood and had a kiss and embrace. Very mediocre kissing with little to no tongues but putting my hands all over her body felt nice. I had a good squeeze of her boobs.

Jasmine got on her back on the bed and suggested more feeling. I ran my hands over her and then tried to insert a finger deep into her shaven pussy but she said "no fingers inside please". Not sounding great so far is it!. £80, basic kissing an no finger penetration. From this point onwards the booking was very positive though.

From the little prod of her pussy that I'd had before being stopped I could tell that she was quite tight down below. I played with the opening of her pussy a bit before diving my head between her legs. It put a smile on her face and she tasted good. She gave compliments and also gyrated on my tongue.

Then I asked for 69. She said "ooh I like a man who knows what he wants". Then she sat on my face. Her OWO was good and so was the view in the mirror. I enjoyed eating her out whilst grabbing hold of her butt cheeks but unlike GFE Massage near Meadowhall, Diplomat doesn't seem to have air con. It was a little warm and after a while I started to feel a bit hot with Jasmine sat on me so I asked her to climb off.

Jasmine then sat at the side of me, continued with sucking and also gave some lovely hand work. She slowly wanked me and lightly rubbed my balls which felt fantastic. As she was doing all this she looked at me with a gorgeous big pretty smile on her face. I was now hard as a rock and wanted sex. Jasmine applied the condom with her mouth.

My first position of choice was doggy with her knelt on the long edge of the bed facing the mirror. The views during sex were fantastic and she was looking at me in the mirror with a big smile on her face. Big turn on that was. She then gyrated a bit and then put her face low to the bed with some nice back arch. Her curvy brown bum cheeks were great to grab on to.

As I began to get close to orgasm I asked for missionary. She got on her back and put her left leg over my right shoulder. That was great and made the side view in the mirror fantastic as it allowed such a great view of my cock sliding in and out of her pussy. She looked at me with a big smile and gave vocal encouragement. Bit of sexy swearing too. She loudly said "oh fuck" at one point. I love that. I then pounded her until I filled the condom.

Jasmine offered a shower which I declined. I've never had one at Diplomat as the bedrooms I've been in don't have ensuite showers but there must be a shower or showers somewhere on the premises.

Plenty of baby wipes were provided and we had a nice chat as I got my stuff together. Jasmine is super friendly and has a big hearty laugh.

A give her a kiss on the lips. We said a friendly goodbye and I left feeling happy. It had been a little expensive for a parlour punt but it was mostly a positive experience and Jasmine has a very nice personality. I'd consider seeing her again.

30 mins + OWO, DFK: 140

After seeing her mate Jess, and having a look at her friend sofia, i decided to try and book in before this one left leeds too.
Same location, outside of leeds, when i buzzed and got in the location, they both recognised me when i walked in (always a good sign).
Led upstairs to a different room and handed over the notes.
Sofia is to me, more of my type. She, like jess, has had work done, but facially is very pretty. She has the blowjob lips (i enjoyed these) and would smile a lot.
Her body was great and toned, and i had a lot of fun feeling her as we DFK'd.
Stripped off and we fell onto the bed and spent ages just kissing while she played with my fella. This moved into OWO, she took lots of attention to my balls and lots of moaning action. I admired how good she looked switching her tongue from my balls to my shaft. Great stuff.
Johnny on, and we switched between doggy, missionary and cowgirl, my tongue in her mouth whenever i could reach.
After that i finished in the bag and cleaned up. I could hear Jess in the other room with another client, so yes these two are back to back literally all the time.

Finished getting changed, a kiss and out the door. Both these girls have social media links on their profiles if you're wondering how legit they are.


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Brazilian girl with good reviews mainly down south, looks fit.

Location: terrace house in Hull, nothing fancy with plenty of free street parking, don’t really know the area but funnily enough down name removed street (hope that’s not breaking any rules)

Comms: txt sent day before, quick response and confirmed the following day all nice and easy.

Services: usual full service £100-30mins with owo £20 extra so £120 all in.

Girl: definitely the girl in the pics, pretty but not stunning facially, brilliant body with fake boobs, she’s probably about 5”5 so smallish.

Action: usual hide behind the door thing on entry, then bang straight in snogging my face off (great start) then upstairs to the bedroom no messing about snogging my face and stripping me down (I actually handed her over the tokens mid strip) was kind off like lappdancing me while stood up and stripping me, soon as the pants came off she went straight down to a mixture off ball licking and sucking and owo (no wet wipe or massage routine to start  ) then onto the bed for more great owo which turned into some lovely 69, then on with the Mac for reverse cowgirl with her doing that Brazilian arse shake thing (what a sight and feeling) flipped over for some mish then flip again for doggy, now this is new to me, when in doggy she reached under to sort of play with my arsehole, WOW after about 30 seconds of this exploded in the bag.

Quick clean up and chat (she had an absolute fun great personality and attitude all the way through) she hardly ever stopped snooping me even after sex.

Conclusion: amazing punt would definitely return I was probably out the door in 25mins but by no means did she clockwatch, if anything she wanted me to stay for an hour (more money of course) plus it was a hot day and 2 pops in the hour unlikely for me (reckon she could probably do it though)

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Recently visited the above wg at her house, was greeted by her on her drive, walked to the shed she uses in the garden.  Once inside was told she had a friend staying with her and would unlike her to join us for an extra £100.
Little fella took over and agreed.

The original girl was as per her pictures but did not do much sexually where as her friend did give a good oral without blowjob.
They both got their tits out but there was no access to their honey pots,
The friend did smother my face for a few moments with her massive breasts, I think at this point my cash card may have been taken.

I have since had several transactions ( mostly declined ) but 2 transactions were successfully made at a local supermarket, subsequent transactions have all been declined after contacting my bank.

Punt took place in February of this year, so just falls into the relevant period of 6 months I believe.

Comms
Pretty good, fired off an inquiry and got a response within 15 mins. Was at the location within an hour of the first text.

Location
This was a pretty significant factor in the negative for me. The punt took place in BD3. It was in a building that clearly had other girls working there. One door to enter and exit and you need to be let in by the girl as it uses an actual key to unlock the door.

Once I got there, Lacey told me where to go. I got to the location and had to wait outside for a good 5 mins. Behind me was a busy road with tons of standstill traffic that could clearly see me waiting to be let into this seedy looking building.

Once the door unlocked I saw Lacey leading out another punter, literally right in front of me. In fact the entrance was tight, I’m pretty sure he brushed shoulders with me. Was a pretty grim experience.

The Girl
I’ve always found Lacey to be facially attractive. Anyone that saw her previously knows she had a pretty big gut that she covered with a one piece. This time she looked pretty slim, she’d lost an incredible amount of weight but once her gown came off I could see loads of saggy skin. Also her large tits had lost a lot of volume. Honestly I preferred it when she was bigger.

The Meet
Once I got in Lacey apologised for making me wait. I told her I would’ve waited in the car if you were running behind. At this point I was also concerned about hygiene but I’d been through all this bullshit so I thought fuck it.

Got my clothes off and Lacey started sucking my cock, this was decent, not deepthroat but not shallow either. I’ve seen her before and she definitely deepthroated me but this time she wouldn’t go all the way. It’s definitely false advertising nonetheless as she has it in big capital letters that she’s a deepthroat specialist.

Lifted my legs for some rimming action and she says it’s extra. I’ve seen her before and had it done, it’s never been extra but she was adamant that it’s another £10. Again her profile says NO EXTRA COSTS.

At this point I just wanted to get out of there, put her in missionary and pounded away but the amount of saggy skin was just off putting for me. Finished in the bag and got out of there as soon as possible.

Verdict
This was my third visit to Lacey over the years. The other 2 were pretty good but this one was a mess. From the waiting around to the saggy skin and reduction in services offered. That was definitely my last punt with her.

Price
£80 for 30 mins.

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This punt took place in March 2026, so just on the cusp of being allowed.

Comms
Very good and quick responses. Fired off an inquiry and received a response within 10 mins. Was at Naomi’s door within 30 mins of initial text.

Location
House in LS3. Once you get to the postcode, it’s best to give Naomi a call to direct you the rest of the way. There was parking right outside the house and no curtain twitchers.

The Girl
Very attractive in my opinion. I liked her a lot facially and her body type is right up my alley. Very curvy and very full. Straight away those big tits caught my attention.

The Meet
Knocked on the door and was let in. Handed over the money and Naomi requested that I take a shower and I obliged. Came back out with a towel on and layed down next to her. While we were kissing I was slowly growing harder. Naomi told me beforehand that she doesn’t do CIM.

She sucked me off for a few mins. It was very basic and vanilla. Didn’t go all the way or anything and there was some use of her hands. She then started commenting on how sexy her tits are and how they’re the best tits in the world. I can’t say I disagreed, definitely one of the best pairs I’ve ever seen live in person but it was a little overboard as other punters also suggest.

I then went down on her for a few mins. Her pussy tasted neutral and looks quite tasty. She made the night noises and seemed like she enjoyed it but you never know with these girls.

Once that part was over I wrapped up and started plowing in doggy. It was decent and I enjoyed it but it didn’t have that wow factor for me. Finished in the bag in missionary while munching on the tits again.

Price
£100 for 30 minutes.

Verdict
A decent punt. Quite pricy to be honest. I’d have preferred a 15 minute punt but with the pricing structure you’d rather go for 30 mins. It barely scrapes a positive for me but I’d use her as a back up option if something else ever fell through.

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Happened last week.

I think for me this was a negative but I don’t want backlash so scoring it a neutral.

Went with high expectations for the world’s greatest blowjob.
Technically it is. But when I visit escorts I try to choose ones that are out of my league. This young lady wasn’t. But she clearly is to a lot of people.

Asked if kissing was ok. I said yes, I had to stop that, hands down the worse snog I’ve ever had, like someone put the biggest sloppiest slug in my mouth.

Swallowed my 7 inches with ease. But I had to close my eyes and think of previous exploits to get hard.

Did the job but I regret going.

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This was a couple of weeks back. I was on my way back from work and one of the SPs turned me down at the last minute, so I was already in the mood. Needed a way out to clear my head and my pipes for the night. I stopped by at the services and sent out some enquiries and Selena responded for a quickie.

Reached her street on time and it’s a quiet residential area in beeston. I had an eye on her from a long time but kept her contact in my back pocket for a rainy day and it’s that day. Entered the door with not much expectations but to my surprise she is gorgeous. Her body is fantastic and her boobs are okayish. Height about 5’7 and size 8-10, would say 32C. She has a pretty face and nice fair complexion. Probably Romanian.

Handed over the notes and undressed while she went to stash the cash. As it is a quickie, I wasn’t expecting much of the experience. She mechanically put the bag and started BJ. No kissing and no fondling etc. straight to the job and after a couple of minutes she asked for a choice of doggy or mish. I opted for a mish and started the pounding. After about 10 strokes, she started asking if I am done and was surprised I haven’t yet. I said we have just started and it’s not 15mins yet. She wasn’t happy I was still ON. Done some more pounding in mish and doggy as I wasn’t finishing. Her body was a great view in doggy. She then started the Hand job and saw that I finish eventually. Cleaned up and left.

All I can say is that she has a great body, not that amazing boobs though. Pretty face. So no harm in giving it a go given the price if your plan A fails. I would see her if I have to… with no other option.

1st timer with this agency so a bit of a leap of faith based on a couple of reviews of other girls.

I chose Rosie based on her profile photos and wasnt disappointed when i finally met her.

Directions from agency were sparse and even chatting on phone didnt help until the block within the Docks and street name were eventually supplied. If included in 1st message, this could have saved me 10 mins+ walking around on a steaming hot day.

Anyway, when I finally get to the right place, I am let in by Rosie, a busty tanned good looking girl next door kind of woman dressed in jeans and t shirt, ok but nothing to get me stoked up!

Had a quick shower and came out to see her stunning body in some lovely underwear, which show-cased her boobs delightfully.

Onto the bed, enquired what her no-go areas were, anal and owo being the answer but she said it would be a GFE, and onto the action.

Her boobs are enhanced, but really well done and are soft to the touch with small bullet-like nipples which I enjoyed giving some attention to, while rubbing her pussy through her panties, and she gave mini-me a working over by hand.

Onto a very good covered BJ, quite deep and very sloppy. Got me fully hard and took me close to the edge so I asked her to sit on my face, so I could return the favour.

Spent the best part of 15-20 mins giving her oral, while inserting 1 or 2 fingers into her tight pussy.

I rarely finish via penetration, these days, so was happy for her to give me more ow and using her hands to finish me off.

Rosie is a lovely girl, very sexy and great company, but at £180 for the hour, the lack of kissing andsetting an alarm on her phone to advise 15 mins left, detracted from the overall experience. Still a positive from me, but left feeling a little underwhelmed. Maybe its just me getting too old for all this malarky!!!!

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