Not worth the hype.

Initially booked for one hour after reading all the high praise and booked an open return to Loughborough.   
Reached there in time and blimey the place was crawling. People coming out of the establishment, going in, lots of by passers. I noticed a guy walking in and gave it a couple of mins. Not willing to be late, I walked in anyway to the guy getting shooed away by the counter lady as he didn’t have any booking.

The counter lady was quite receptive and I was shown to the room and asked to relax. The room is alright with an option to play porn on dvd as well. And there’s one problem. IT WAS HOT AS HELL. On top of that I requested some coffee. Big mistake.

I laid there waiting for Zara while I got my coffee and paid the half hour door fee as opposed to my initial booking for one hour. Another mistake. I was warned that I will get blocked if I repeat this thing with changing the duration. Counter lady was clearly not impressed and  I must say it made me feel bad and guilty of wasting others’ time. Thinking a bit too much about it took few sips of the coffee. Mistake again. Started sweating profusely. Noticed after a while that there is air conditioning in the room, tussled with the remote to get it started and turned the temperature down all the way to 18 degrees. It doesn’t seem to be doing much. Fiddled with the TV remote here and there and after what seemed like ten minutes, walks in Zara. Biggest mistake of the whole day, the girl itself and she’s miles away from my expectations. Don’t get me wrong, may be it’s just me, reading all the reviews and praise of her being girl next door type, I must say, she looks like a typical escort who is insanely skinny and who lacks skill. But her looks have not affected the next phase of my punt but her lack of experience did. Paid 80 for ow, sex and cum on face and she goes away for stashing the cash.

Started with light kissing and bit of fondling, noticed the sap rising. She opens the door for dfk but cleverly makes sure you don’t go full on. Wanting to make the best use of the half hour, I tried to have a sort of cuddling and feeling of all her body and that’s when the greasiness on my body due the heat started putting me off. The bed has already been soaking and as soon as we start proceeding further the little guy goes limp. She had absolutely no idea what to do. She tried to put the condom on my soft dick and I have asked her to make him hard with some hand action. She was successful in making me hard and started with OW which is arguably the worst Oral that I have ever received, I am not a full on owo guy but her technique was just bad. No, sloppiness, mostly using  lips as a rubber band, hardly going deep. I was surprised to a such an extent that made me question a lot of my choices. My fore head was already full of sweat even though I tried to wipe it many times as goes on with her mediocre ow and when I asked her start sex with her on top, by the time she get the condom, I go soft again.

There was clearly no intention of making any effort from her side to get the situation better and I had to take the matter to my own hands(literally), asked her for a fresh condom and managed to get myself hard and she goes on top, puts my dick inside and this is when it goes even more downhill, she doesn’t fuck well. She jumps up and down without making slightest effort to go deep and making her legs so stiff to make sure it’s impossible to go deep. I fuck her in the same awkward position in a pool of sweat and finishes in the bag. She gives that expression of relief that we were finally able to get it done, does a bit of cleanup and goes away

Conclusion:


Zara is a lively girl but not as beautiful as her pictures say and others say. What everyone perceives as innocence seemed to be clever tactics to not get tired and last longer till the end of the day given she is booked days(even weeks) in advance.

This would have been straight up negative it it’s not for such a dreadfully hot day which made the room did not help unlock my full potential.

Alana

https://www.adultwork.com/5958998 or https://www.adultwork.com/MissAlanaBelleGFE

Hotel outcall (Derby) - SP said she preferred outcalls in first instance of new clients.
March 2024
£150 for one hour.
no deposit asked for.

Arranged via AW email and then switched across to whatsapp.
I made sure I was clear what I wanted, I also polite when messaging and this all worked out well; with no ghosting etc.
she was unable to make the original day and this was bumped to the next night; again this was communicated well and in a timely way.
I had requested to see her whilst she was on her period and she was happy with that.

When she arrived she had a big furry coat on and I defiantly got a thrill when I first laid eyes on her knowing that in a few minutes time I would be unwrapping my present.
She is accurately photographed on her profile but I would say she is more like a size 14 and only just meets my own criteria for BBW.
No suitable if you are looking for a proper fatty! Likewise there was no weird surprises when she got naked. As one profile once put it - she had no 'apron of fat', a phrase that still makes me chuckle. I can't remember if she had tattoos so they can't have been obvious. She had clit piercing though which I didn't mind.

Her best feature was defiantly her eyes. She's an attractive and intelligent woman I could tell she was working hard to make sure I was happy etc, looks of eye contact. Conversation was also good - and the sex was even better.
One final word of warning though - she had a very strong smell of cigarette smoke; again I don't care and take most girls how I find them but I know a few of you on here do moan about this from time to time.

Oh and the most memorable moment was her turning to me and saying "Right. Shall he head to the bathroom so I can piss all over your face."
Things like that bring me absolute joy.

Well known property near the General.
£80 for 30mins.
Other services offered include A & nuru massage, various prices.
Genuine pics, WYSIWYG.
Reasonable massage.
Covered oral.
Sex in various positions finishing in spoons in the bag.

Having issues with my laptop - unable to access ukp - & I've no idea how to cut & paste on this phone so no link.
There's an aw link in regional discussion where I've also posted.

I'd liked the look of this girl for ages, and with a string of positive reviews I thought I'd be on to a surefire winner, but she was a disappointment.

www.adultwork.com/6974272

She's petite even by Thai standards at barely 5'0", with a cracking little body; nicely enhanced tits balanced by a shapely, womanly arse, with just enough meat around the middle to roll into that nice ridge-and-furrow pattern when she bends forward. Right up my street. I didn't find her especially attractive facially, and it didn't help when half way through, despite my protests, she tied her hair back, something I always find irritating.

It was a poor start. I paid an extra £20 for DFK which was a con, as she showed no conviction with it whatsoever. £20 was clearly not enough for her to take the chewing gum out of her gob, either. Then to the bed for RO, which was a dead loss. She wouldn't let me get going from the front at all, and when I finally flipped her on to her knees to get stuck in from the rear she presented herself so I could work my tongue into her arsehole with ease, but with her fanny barely accessible.

Then a nice, theatrical blowjob with plenty of good eye contact along the way. Whether she'd taken her gum out by now I can't remember. Some mediocre 69, where she pulled the same stunt as before; I've seen plenty of girls who've made sure their arsehole remains out of bounds, but never the other way round.

Thankfully, the sex was good. There were no issues in pinning her legs back into the classic 'heels-to-heaven' position, and I was able to give it everything I'd got. She responded with all the right noises, at one point telling me she was about to cum - yeah, right - and did that Thai thing of contorting her face into a grimace, barely able to cope with my Olympian virility. It's all for show, of course; most of her customers will be a lot younger and more vigorous than I am, and there are some big lads on that list of former suitors.

She put plenty of fizz into reverse cowgirl before showing admirable perseverance and no little skill to finish me off by hand. When she finally got me over the line she seemed genuinely delighted, as so many girls do, and it's nice when  they take pride in their work.

So all in all, good in parts, but in my view there are plenty of better girls on the circuit; not least the girl next door, in fact, because she's sharing the same Oadby flat as the well reviewed Mayya, who I'd seen earlier in the week, and who I thought first class.

https://www.adultwork.com/7651822

Been eyeing this profile from past two days and the review by pb made take the plunge.

She was prompt in replying to texts provided good signs about exact location of the place and her friend seemed to be helping her with the comms. Was in town and had to take the bus and her place was located in a busy street with a nearby bus stop. She has certainly put some effort in making the place look lively with Christmas lighting.

Her pictures in adultwork are cleverly angled and airbrushed to make her look her like a teenage girl, however in person, she looks that way only in few instances. But what she has is a sexy structure on a carefully maintained body over the years which have been constantly taken care of. Whoever worked on those boobs needs to be on the bolt-on leaderboard. They fit perfectly in your hands and are soft as marshmallows. She responded quite well to me fondling her tits and ass and was a bit averse towards me fondling her pussy but she cleverly made sure that doesn't show.

As I opted for the £10 extra for OWO and without a doubt it's the best part of the whole punt. She made sure to take the whole thing in and a bit of tongue action after deep throating briefly which continued for a good ten minutes. I let her take control and dictate positions and started with her top,. Making the right noises, she seemed to be performing best in this position and had good amount of action before switching to doggy. In a typical thai punt, I look forward to the heels to heavens position and was inquiring about the same in pb's review but ironically, she made sure I drop the load in doggy before switching to missionary.

Have always been a half hour guy and considered asking for an extra shot but the post nut clarity kicked in and left.

A total of £80 including the extra tenner for owo.

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/5886981
https://clubclassique.co.uk/masseuse/charlotte

Date: Feb 24

Location: Flats above some shops - Entrance just off a road with shops. Free parking available on the street and nearby

Comms: Drove over on a whim so no comms

Cost: £80/30mins (10 - door fee, 60 - full services, 10 - OWO)

Looks: Body is similar to photos on profiles. I thought she was attractive facially - would compare to Missi Pyle. I thought she was quite a bit shorter than I was expecting but that kind of thing doesn't bother me at all (probably had made an assumption of her height from her pics).

Service: Went into the room and got ready while Charlotte sorted out the paperwork.

She arrived back with some great lingerie on and began kissing me.

Soon moved onto the bed and carried on with some FK. She then started moving down until she began OWO.

After this we moved onto missionary and then doggy before I finished on her boobs.

Conclusion: Had an amazing time with Charlotte, really easy to get on with and ticked all the boxes for me. I was probably quite lucky that she was available without me calling in advance. I was passing close by so took a chance but would recommend calling normally to see what availability is like.

Return: Yes, my best experience at CC

https://www.adultwork.com/7651822

Met this lady in LE2
Good comms - think she looks after her own comms
Paid £80 for 30mins to include owo

Dressed nicely in green and black lingerie
Girl in the pics - had high heels on but when she took them off she was a lot shorter
Friendly
Started with standing lip kissing and feeling through boxers
The stripped to kissing all get the body until Owo - nice and soft no teeth bit of hand action too
Grabbed her tits which were nicely done
On to the bed straight in to mish with kissing
Did not last long as been awhile
She was tight but once in she took it nicely

Was in and out in 20mins but that was my fault
Did not get a chance for doggy but she’s here for 2 weeks so may return

On my way to Midlands recently I took the chance to break the journey up by spending an hour with Kate for £130.

www.adultwork.com/4937458

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/kettering-nn16/sexy-polish-kate---call-me-on-07927654262-/321741594

Comm's were pretty good, all sorted by text. Sounded like she was quite busy, fitting me in between another couple of clients on a midweek evening. The fact that she was obviously busy was a bit of a put-off for me - it sounded as though I might meet another punter coming or going, but decided to go ahead.

She works from a ground-floor flat, no idea what part of Kettering, but satnav got me there fine and parking not a problem in residential area.

Can't remember what she was wearing, something skimpy. I had a quick shower then lay face down on bed for a little massage which was nice and firm

Kate is fairly good looking, pics are accurate, quite solidly built but not acres of rolling fat. Breasts relatively small for a girl her size, but bullet-hard nipples. Her English is pretty good, can have a bit of conversation and a joke.

She gave quite a nice blowjob, not deepthroat but plenty of eye contact and attention to balls and shaft. Had sex in 2 or 3 positions then she wanked me off between her breasts.

All in all there was nothing to complain about, but it didn't quite do it for me. Kate was personable enough but I think the idea of one punter 5 mins before me and another 5 mins after just made it feel nothing special. I appreciate that's my problem not hers, hence it's a positive from me - always good to see someone new but I wouldn't repeat.

Fancied a indian meeting.
Seen her review and the price was cheap. To see a girl like her in london, would cost 300 ph.
I booked her for 30 mins. Train fare and to see her was a lot cheaper then london asians/indians.

Comms are good, call number to book few days in advance. Actually didnt answer but they rang back. Saves me top up credits. Asked to call on day.
On the day called to confirm.

Place short walk from station. Used google maps. Not discrete big sign outside lol. Knocked on door. Paid entry fee. Drinks offered.
Shown to room. Used toilet etc and waited.
Zara came in. She is cute id say. Slim, smelt fresh. Hair up. Straight into a passionate snog. Id say it fk. Dfk is tounges. But thus was still good. Open mouthed and passionate. Paid her for gfe.
Then we got down to it. Zara had a simple bra and thong on. Hair up and glasses. More dark skinned then pics show. But attractive in a cute way. Not stunner girl.
On a night out, if she was in a skimmy dress, makeup and hair open. You would want to pull her tbh.

So we got down to business. Kissing passionatly by the mirror. I had her pressed against it. Lifted her leg up to wrap around me. Then she started to strip me off. I done the same to her.
I lifted her up. Took her to the bed. Kissing her whilst doing this. On the bed more kissing happened. Kissed her nipples. She started on mine. Fingering her. She was wet as fuck.
Carried this on for a bit. Took her hair clip out. Looked hot
Then wanted a blowjob. She put a condom on. We got in 69. She gave me a blowjob. I licked her wet pussy. Then went for sex. Missionary and kissing and i blew my load. Wasnt in a rush to quickly pull me out. Let me throb for a bit. Prob had 10mins left. Thus is where parlours annoy me. As soon as you cum. Its like get up bye bye. Would have liked to lie down for 5 mins.
She started clearing up. We had a goodbye kiss. She went to another room. I guess where she waits for clients. I got dressed, went for a piss then made it out.
I would see again when in area.
Its a cheap punt. Even 1 hour rate and train cost is cheaper then london
https://clubclassique.co.uk/masseuse/zara

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/nottingham-ng1/nottingham-oriental-escort-massage/320608562

Not been in a while so called to see who was there to be told my favourite.
I was then there in the next 10 mins 

I’ve seen “Yuki” before and loved the meet, personally I find her very attractive, pretty, amazing body, fantastic tits, beautiful smile and bless her she does try to unsuccessfully deep throat me 
The sex is great and I’d rank her top 5 Chinese I’ve met.

So starts out with light kissing, undressing each other, she’s on her knees to apply some type of cleaning up cream to my cock, then into a decent blowjob inc attention to the balls.
69 then bagged and lubed before the main event.

Sadly kissing wasn’t to be improved this time as she said it was extra, kind of killed the mood but I continued without.

Great massage on my back after, good effort.

Would love to see her again one day.
Would certainly recommend
A little disappointed about the kissing this time but still a good solid meet.

I paid £60 for 30 mins and £20 for owo

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/knighton-le2/---real-photo-beautiful-asian-lady-full-service-1week/326843798


A place that may be familiar near Vision Chemists on Narborough Rd. Arranged over text and in less than 20 minutes I was in a flat that could only be described as fit to be condemned. She speaks very little English but there was a woman in her 60s who translated while a male voice from down the hall seemed to be yelling instructions. It's not the girl in the pictures, yes I know the ad made promises but... Actually the girl is quite pretty, around mid 30s, size 12, and C cup tits with lovely sit up nips. She was wearing matching underwear which was nice. Enthusiastic but meh massage and then ok covered oral which she did with her underwear on, nice. Then she undressed fully and I was disappointed that she had not gone with the Chinese muff. I asked for mish so I could play with her tits and at first she was a bit unresponsive but soon started in with convincing moans, I was aware of the time so put some energy into it and finished.

Not bad but not a positive because it's not her in the ad and I really wanted hairy.

https://www.adultwork.com/4271979

Meet was due to take place last week , phoned and agreed a time. She texted me shortly afterwards delaying the meet by 5 mins because she was eating. It then got a bit strange, texted me asking if I was still coming, I replied I was but needed an address. She then sent me several abusive messages, especially liked you’re a bad man don’t need bad men in my life. Did point out that I’d only tried to find out where she was and cut my losses.
Looked up her reviews on here, a sea of red, do your research don’t think with the little fella. Waste of a blue pill and a bit of time so no real harm done.

Profile link: https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/derby-de3/-busty-leggy-blonde--lets-have-some-fun-/327005131

Services: £60 + £10 (pussy licking)

Comms: It was very smooth via a call and gave the postcode and as I was just around the corner so that appealed me to visit her despite the fact I wasn't attracted much. The flat is on  (DE3).  (Exact location removed as per rules.)

Actual meet: The lady is same as the pictures but just slightly older and must be in her early 50's and very tall too (around 5 feet 11 inches). Honestly, her quoting the services and charges before the meet was very clear as she's British so no probs with the language at all. It was mentioned that 30mins include protected sex, oral without, kissing and pussy licking and for £60 all inclusive.

The flat was easy to find and upon entering I was asked to pay the cash upfront and then she asked me to strip and lie down naked on the bed. I was bit hesitant to strip and waited for her to arrive in the room. We both stripped together and must say that her boobs are very nice, natural and soft.

The disappointment started here, we did light kissing and here she mentioned she only does light kissing on lips (contrary to saying that she enjoy deep french kissing when I was making the payment), then she mentioned only soft touch and kiss on her boobs is permitted. She was talking 5 mins into the meeting about her schedule and where she used to work earlier etc...  etc... (I wasn't interested in knowing all the information) and I had to stop her to start the fun part. Then a wipe came out and she gave me an okay blowjob which lacked energy and was very dull. I asked her if I can go down on her to which she said she will charge £10 extra. I was so excited and horny that I ended up paying an additional £10. It started with 69 in which I was doing my job nicely but she was giving me a handjob to make me cum asap. I had to ask her to stop and change the position to sitting on the face. To this I was told that she doesn't do everything what's asked 

Now, I asked if we can have sex to which she said okay and sat on me with no movement and just was making fake noises which was irritating and made me lose interest completely. I changed the position to missionary and her shaving pussy was causing painful friction and I had to stop as lost all interest at this point  I wanked myself in another minute and I couldn't believe she just got up and started getting dressed seeing me cum    I was only 15mins in the meeting and didn't want to stay a second extra and left straightaway.

Overall: I will certainly not recommend this one as she's just here for money and not interested in giving any service at all. I have wasted my time and £'s for a disappointed evening

Texted her this April 2024, reply straight back asking which services I want, massage or escort. Agreed to meet after 30 mins.
Location is in the middle town, in a block of flats which entrance is straight from shops area (not the best). Pay parking on the main street.
Got in there, flat is shared, looks like someone live in that room as there was cloths on hangers for drying...she said that only work there but she lives nearby. Agreed 30 mins for 80 (2 times cum).
She is a tiny, slim, very ferm and nice pair of boobs and decent bum, also always smiling.
Start GFE, kissing all over my body going down and perform a realy sexy OWO looking into my eyes and shaking her boobs and bum. Moved into doggy for few mins and finished on top. Cleaned and start chatting for another few mins. I asked to go for round 2 and she said to wait a bit longer as she will take care of me. Yes she was serious, on the round two she even engaged more making sexy noises. I probably been on there for good 50 mins, she never checked the time. We both enjoyed every minute spend togheter.
Will visit her again. I recommand to see her late in the evening as the place is very exposed.
https://www.adultwork.com/4414004

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/derby-de1/paola--owo-french-kiss-included-on-price/327007238
1hr £ 120 +£20 French kissing +£20 OWO (did not arrange for these till was on the job)
I have this a +ve but was more between +ve and neutral
Was getting the horn so trawled through AW but nothing grabbed my attention, thought would give VS a go, saw this lass and thought the price is right, txt first of all but no message did not receive, so gave a ring, after a few rings a very sexy voice answers, ask if she is free for an hour at the allotted time, and if she was in Derby, she confirmed she was. Then she txt her address, price and then said extras where £20 (hence why say could have been a high neutral however she did make this clear) just off Friar Gate, a new place for me, but on street parking foc.
Th place was easy to find, safe and clean.
Txt to say I was there, she then phoned (her English is brilliant, very sexy voice - found out later she said she was from Venezuela ) said that need to come through the gate, gave the code, then to walk straight, she would meet me at the door. Went through and initially a plump swamp monster walked out a door just along - was about to run, then saw Paula, OMG she is fit, amazing body, wore a tight leggings and a push up top, amazing tits. Followed her upstairs - could have followed that arse all day.
Paid my dues and off she went to stash it whilst I stripped off, came back in black thong and bra,
The phots do look very much like her, she took off her pants and bra, and her nipples, wow, what could I say.
On the bed, and she then started kissing my body and feeling me up, after about 5mins of this with her amazing tits rubbing all over me, she get a condom for OW, said if its ok with her would like OWO, agreed the extra £20 - boy was it worth it, gave me head for about 10mins, and was I think the best BJ I have ever had - well till the next one anyway.
Then asked if wanted sex - who was i to refuse a pretty lady
Bagged up and on she climbed in CG, went to kiss her but she said thats extra - was expecting this, but as the BJ was so good said yes, and this was equally good, but think a bit steep £40 for the extras.
Played with her tits and nipples, gave them a good sucking whilst she rode me.
Changed to Doggy, and that was an amazing sight, during this she reached under to play with my balls, as she did so gave brilliant access to her tit which I willingly played with.
Followed up finally i mish, and then after about 30 mins in total of fucking shot my load.
After a quick clean up she gave me a massage for about 10mins, then finished up and left, with about 5mins left on the clock, but I was happy.
Had a bit of a chat during all this time.
Would I see again, yes most definitely
A very attractive, sexy lass, with an amazing body, her pussy looked sweet but did not go down on her as thought this might be another £20 and that would have been a bit too much

All in all a very good session