External Link/Members Only

Good comms at first. Arranged a time, her outfit and got the address.
Turned up at the allotted time and total radio silence.  I waited for 20mins and left.
Messaged back at around 6pm saying “I’m free now”
Silly cow


Hidden Image/Members Only

Having a bit of time in between jobs I felt the urge and rather than spend time texting and waiting I went to the always reliable X Lounge. Two girls available but I went with Julia because something about her said filth and I was to be proved right. £10 to the house and upstairs I went. Once in the room she straddled me while I was still dressed and started kissing me open mouth with some tongue flicks, asked how long I wanted and said she'd do everything for £80. What with the kissing and grinding I would have given her my house keys. I couldn't strip quick enough. More kissing while we groped each other stood up then onto the bed, me on my back while she went straight to my cock for some incredible owo, lots of spit and all the way down, bit toothy at times but I sort of like that. She went at this for quite some time but then crawled up my body to put her tits in my face then more kissing with lots of tongue and on request spitting into my mouth. Now at this point I got nervous, she was so close to my cock a few millimetres and I'd be in her, did everything mean bareback? Was I in enough control to resist? Panic averted as she reached behind her and got a condom. Fucking was great, her on top, then doggy, then missionary at which point she said I should come in her mouth when I was ready. She's also nice and tight and wasn't overly lubed.Once I was close she took the full load, lots in her mouth but some over her face and tits. Probably the most PSE I've had and easily worth the money. She offered a joint shower but I had to get going.

Now looks and body wise she's not young, mumsy body but she is my cup of tea, Italian Arab mix. The big appeal is how filthy she is, on a par with Shelby who used to work there. Don't go expecting a tight 20 something, go because you want total depravity. I'm definitely going back.

External Link/Members Only

Saw Aurora2xo's profile has reappeared.  Saw a few months ago, normally wait a few weeks before posting reviews, but profile disappeared so left it.  Now that it is reactivated, thought it's worth giving a mini-review,

External Link/Members Only £200 1 hour.

Comms via email initially where I passed on my mobile, got quick reply text to sort out timings etc.

Location Usual place near Beeston/Nottingham, very nice spacious rooms, large bed.  Would stay there myself.

Aurora Looking at her profile pictures you'd think that there's quite a lot of filtering going on and you're at the mercy of the usual Russian roulette game of how much filtering.  Turns out that her profile pictures are accurate, she is immaculate (some maternity stretch marks), high end lingerie and whilst she doesn't need make up to enhance her natural looks, she does (when I saw her) make the effort.  Body is feminine and well proportioned as profile pictures.  Tbh I was a bit in awe of her!

Messaged once I parked up, quick replies for her room, let in and once intros and admin sorted, into FK (fresh breath), OW (only does OW, but it was a good sensuous BJ, could really feel her), RO (clean and neutral, very responsive), sex in missionary.  I am ever only likely to come once, and I was seriously having difficulty stopping myself coming, but managed a good 40 minutes of sexy time.  Once we both cleaned up, nice post coital embrace, she's very personable and no hint of closing out session without recovery time, decent conversation.

Summary I know I'm going to get some flak for saying this, but for me £200 for an hour is good VFM.  Profile is honest, she is FAF, and I had a great time.  If you go knowing what her boundaries are, I don't think you'll be disappointed and whether that's VFM is your judgement.   I would return, the only problem is that she only works during the day and that is logistically difficult for me.

This punt was a positive though…

External Link/Members Only

I was searching AW looking for CIM and had noticed her profile

No feedback on UKP but quite a number of recent positives on AW for what that is worth ..

Services

French Kissing -
OWO
Tit Wank
Uniforms dressed as requested but probably her standard uniform. Thongs not the requested panties
Penetration (protected)

Price     £130 with CIM +£20 for the booked hour   as expected. Do ask beforehand or take spare.
Comms Prompt Text exchange on the morning then she requested AW booking. A few minutes late but kept informed.
Location  Apartment block not old or new. Its corridors  are not the brightest  but PIR lights do trigger.  Discrete entrance not visible from road. Well sited mirrors .. Would guess well known to local punters. Clean shower room too.
Parking Nearby roadside parking DO NOT USE THE NCP.  Felt safe in daytime,  evening probably ok as through road
Would I visit again   yes but only 30 mins
Pictures (AW) are probably her but pre milf dom ie 10 years ago , sizes look ok
The girl delightfully friendly even though very limited English. A sweet laugh, ie.  she laughed when I paid, offered to shower etc. Was dressed in yummy white 3 piece undies
Enjoys life and loves bedroom antics without shame. Sexy and loves having her clit pressed. But no fingering. Large derriere.
Dark ebony skin as pcs. Bit of a tummy
Her Age A darkish room, though great mirrors , mid 30’s 
Timings fairly punctual did not clock watch

Plus  great owo action and she enjoyed CIM almost much as I did
Very friendly and obliging
Passionate French kissing was clean tasting

Neutral OK Premises though she is a tourer

Negative
Tummy not as pics
Zero English - an hour was too long maybe 30 next time

General
Knocked on door normal  hide behind door, then after intro paperwork and I asked for shower – clean towel provided but was early in day.
Great and lots of French kissing and owo – some deep. Good attention all parts including nut sack.
Goodish massage afterwards  to while away the time before second attempt. We could not chat as no common tongue she says she speaks Spanish and Portugese

45min Incall - £120 (agreed to do 45min for £120, usually only 1hr at £150)
Full Service
(dfk, owo, ro, protected sex)

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only


This one is a TOFTT, couldn't find anything on here and unfortunately a negative.

I was drawn to her profile as she was local and feedback seemed ok.
The first I suppose red flag was the comms, AW messages took ages to be answered and it took a few days to arrange a meet finally getting her Whatsapp number and trying to arrange a meet when she was available (which is sporadic) and she does ask a lot of questions (which I think are pointless as I found out later). Initially this was kind of a thrill to know she only does this very part-time, is married but at the same time frustrating with the comms.

We agreed on a time and price, I wanted 30mins but settled on 45mins as I didn't want an hour with someone who has no info on here. The comms on the day were fine, she works from her own place (and marital home) in the NE area of Chellaston, Derby. I was concerned that maybe once inside their could be issues if anyone else was their but I didn't detect anyone else home.

The girl herself is pleasant and seemed friendly but in a very quiet way which is why I feel slightly bad giving a negative, however their are some issues which hit me straight away and overall this is feedback. Naomi said she would be dressed in something sexy like her profile pics, I think she may have forgot as she was wearing a tracksuit and hoody and had made little effort. We discussed what I was hoping for (squirting) and money changed hands. I went for a quick shower and returned. The action took place upstairs in a spare room.

Here things just went downhill, I got the feeling she was either really new and unsure of all of this or needed some quick easy money and didn't care. She took off all her clothes and seems larger that her pics suggest, I moved in and tried to initiate kissing but it didn't feel right and she seemed to shy away. The same time i got the feeling she wasn't 100% fresh or hadn't showered just wet wiped, and her hair felt greasy. We moved onto the bed for some owo which was ok but she positioned herself away from me so couldn't reach her pussy, their was just no vibe here and I knew this was a 'going through the motions punt'. I moved things along and tried some RO to switch things up, errr not shaved but stubbly and my suspicions about the shower were confirmed she wasn't fresh and I could carry on for long. I got her on her knees for some owo and was hard enough for the condom, decided on doggy over the bed and again some odours from poor hygiene routine and she had a hairy bumhole (very black hairs which I didn't expect), couldn't look at this for long so flipped her over and finished in mish. I was left to clean myself up, no wetwipes around so unprepared, I got some tissue from the bathroom and washed in the sink. I left really disappointed, no squirting, no passion and not delivering on the things I requested despite the many questions of what I was looking for over text. I found it strange she texted me an hour later saying she enjoyed her time with me and hoped I would see her again.


Hidden Image/Members Only

Hidden Image/Members Only

External Link/Members Only / External Link/Members Only
£70 for 30min

Punt happened a few days ago. I arranged to meet her the same day and chose her because she lived relatively close and had positive, although somewhat old, reviews. Right from the start, I should mention that her face roughly matched the photos, but the rest of her body looked at least 50 kg heavier.

I definitely got carried away and decided to give it a chance anyway, which turned out to be a huge mistake. When she took off the top of her one-piece outfit and I saw her body, it really put me off. She started with oral, which was okay. Then I was on top for a short while, followed by doggy. After a few minutes, she turned around and took off the condom. I told her it had only been about 10 minutes, and she just kept saying “handjob, handjob” and that it was over. She didn’t speak English at all and was mumbling something under her breath, probably in Thai.

I left after about 15 minutes, very annoyed. I wouldn’t recommend her.

Hidden Image/Members Only

Hidden Image/Members Only

External Link/Members Only  (Evie)
External Link/Members Only  (HeavenlySophia)

90 minutes Interactive Duo - £540. EXTRAS WS and Filming, neither taken.

Well it’s one off the bucket list, finally a great pairing of delightful MILFS who were more than happy to play with each other. Evie has a couple of different partners, went with Sophia as it was easier to arrange a midweek meet.

Comms: all through Evie, initially AW email and then text, mobile no on AW.

Meet. Final directions given upon arrival at post code  Residential Flat around Wellingborough, I believe it’s Sophia’s place, car parking available. Buzzed through main entrance to the magic door that opens with the hidden figure behind. 2 gorgeous mid 40’s MILF’s dressed in requested black lingerie, stockings etc, very happy with the view. Large bag of tokens handed over, I know it’s a lot, but I wanted to do the meet justice, it’s not something I’m going to do every week , so in for a penny, in for a pound.
Started with stand up DFK as I gradually undressed, a bit of groping E & S DFK each other, that’s a sight to get the juices flowing. Bra’s off pants down, E on her knees with OWO, S continuing DFK heavy tongue action. What a great start. On to the bed both of them licking and sucking. Good skills in OWO from both, anal toy on me. No entry ⛔️ for any anal action on them.

S then sat of my face while E carried on sucking, oh what a sweet lovely pussy, perfectly positioned for deep lick and flick of her clit, fair to say she was loving it   First experience of BJ whilst giving RO and with an Anal toy! So this is what heaven is like. Quick swap over as E & S exchanged positions.

Separate bags required for each girl, that’s fair enough but does affect the flow. But I understand.

Bag on and E rode on CG, S fingering her E clit and my balls, heavy petting between E & S, switched to RCG, S on my face again, no complaints here! On to a bit of mish heels to heaven. Then the best bit, Doggy on E whilst she licks out S , what a fabulous sight, worth the admission fee alone, had to stop to go and have a closer look. Back in, banged away. Need to catch my breath now.  They then went hard OWO to a finish around both their faces/mouths. Round 1 done great fun

Quick break, the old fellow slow to respond, asking them to do 69 on each other, again what a sight, started fingering S while E was licking away. Did the trick as old fella was now fully awake and smelling pussy.

Bag on for S, CG to start where she ground away and rode me hard, E playing with herself, on to reverse and Mish .

I asked them to do some strap on stuff, between themselves, E strapped up and banged away at S. S started sucking me so spit roast complete ✔️.

Running out of time now, 5 minutes left didn’t quite manage a 2nd pop. I think E had another meet at home so was kind of in a hurry to dash off.

Got cleaned up, offered shower but declined. Dressed, said our goodbyes out the door a few minutes over the 90 minutes.

Fanatic experience with 2 great SP’s who clearly enjoy each others company, everything was done with great enthusiasm,, lots of eye contact and heavy DFK, which I really like.

Ticked off the threesome, girl on girl pussy licking, g on g 69 and spit roast.

Loved it, and will return once I’ve assembled the bag of tokens

Lady - External Link/Members Only
Duration - 30mins
Cost - £100

After reading a couple of reviews on this girl, I thought I'd give her a go. Comms were straight forward, no issues. Location was a popular hotel in the heart of City Centre, close to the train station. On reaching the hotel she calls and gives me the room number. Up I go to the room where she stands behind the door and lets me in. Initial impressions were nice body, fake tits, similar to her profile pictures, and covered in make-up which isn't really my thing but oh well.

Onto the paperwork. Now at the time on her profile it stated £90 for 30mins but then in the room she said £100. Should have questioned it but after reading the previous reviews about her service I thought fuck it it will be worth it and handed over the £100

Offered a shower which I took and then started with a massage. Massage was a waste of time to be honest, just soft touches over the body with a bit of B2B. Tried to make conversation but wasn't really getting much back. Had about 10mins of this and then asked to turn over where I began to play with her tits and suck on her nipples whilst she slowly played with me. Started OWO which was good and deep, and after a couple of minutes of this I could feel the sap rising so I asked if I could repay the favour. Enjoyed the RO and she was making all the right noises, but then she started pulling away for some reason, where I wanted to continue. Not sure what was going on there. Anyway on to the main event where she began rummaging through her bag for wipes and a condom, wasted a couple of minutes on this. Surely this all should be ready on the side?

Condom on, fucked her in doggy position until I came in the bag.

Clean up, another shower, and then I was out the door.
Was contemplating a low positive but decided on neutral. I may be being picky in some areas but just sharing my experience. I don't think I'll return.

Jessy could do with a better photographer, she's much prettier than her profile pictures suggest.

External Link/Members Only

Facially, she put me in mind of a sort of Oriental Lucy Punch, of Amandaland, on the telly, who I've fancied since she appeared in Hot Fuzz. Given that Lucy is blonde, that might seem a bit of a stretch, but there's a definite similarity, I think.

Quite tall by Thai standards at 5'6" or so, nicely proportioned, slim but by no means skinny; small, perky, natural tits and a surprisingly generous arse, lovely and womanly. The only ink on her is what you see in her profile pics.

I liked her a lot; quite shy, I thought, and not too chatty, although her English isn't bad, relatively speaking. Very smiley and giggly, and nicely compliant. She was about to tie her hair back when I asked her not to - it's something that has always irritated me - and she happily agreed.

There was a bit of kissing. It's not an extra, and by no means full on DFK, but there was a bit of tongue, and it was by no means the reluctant little peck you get with some girls. She was happy to come back for more, too, even after I'd had my tongue up her jacksy.

A quiet response to RO, she relaxed into it nicely, some nice little sighs, nothing over theatrical. All nice and fresh, a little bit of pubic hair, which is fine by me. When I asked her to turn over she presented herself perfectly to give me access to both her fanny and her arsehole. Lovely.

A nice covered blowjob, not too gung-ho, which I liked. Some of us old 'uns can be sensitive souls in that department. On to the main event and a session of heels-to-heaven mish, which evolved into spoons. At that point I could feel my oldest friend flagging a bit, so we just had a bit of a cuddle and I thought that was that. But to her great credit she didn't give up the ghost, she perked it up with a bit of skilful handiwork and popped herself on board for a spell of cowgirl. Good girl!

Afterwards, when I said 'Jessy, you've been the most delightful company' it gave her a fit of the giggles, for some reason. God knows what she thought it meant. She's just giggly by nature, I think.

This was in the familiar place in Oadby. I didn't get a menu of extras, she didn't offer any, and I didn't ask. £80 for half an hour. Very good indeed.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

30 mins - £100.

Coms - not great.  I sent a WhatsApp which sat unread and now 5 days later still remains unread.  So I switched to regular text which she answered within about half an hour.  All I knew was she was in a motorhome in Derby but had to ask three times for some indication of where.

The lady - the photos are definitely her but taken several years ago and I'm quite sure her profile age of 53 is extremely generous.  Plus the top set of teeth to her left side seemed to be missing which I found a particular turn off.

Location - I found the idea of shagging in her motorhome quite exciting but it's certainly not the kind of vehicle Bradley Walsh would be driving about in, it's actually quite a dump.  She was parked up in a big public car park with a large roll up solar panel to one side, plus this wasn't a free car park and it took me ages to download the app and pay (it wasn't a regular app I'd used before).  The interior was packed high with crap, a dog on the drivers seat and more leaves on the inside than in the car park.

Service - when I entered the 'van' I didn't find her particularly friendly, there was no smile greeting.  She just said that 30 mins would be £100 and to get undressed and get in the back where there was a bed.

She did tell me that she'd sold her house and lived in her motorhome, so I'm skeptical about her profile narrative about her being married and her husband working abroad.  I could be wrong but I'm of the opinion that's to spice up the meet making you think you're shagging some blokes wife while he doesn't know.

I stripped off got on the bed and she got naked too which wasn't great but to be fair I've seen worse.  She approached the bed and went straight to sucking my limp cock (owo).  It wasn't bad but I just wasn't turned on and there was little life in my cock.

She moved up the bed and started kissing me as she wanked me, but all I could think of was her missing teeth.  I'd normally go for a bit of fanny licking at this stage but I thought I give it a miss.  My cock by now was semi hard and she said, "Do you want to 'try' fucking me".... not exactly what a man wants to hear.  So she rolled a condom on me and I got inside her and fucked her for a while but I wasn't enjoying it and knew I wouldn't cum.  So I pulled out, took off the rubber and tried wanking myself but even that didn't work.

Eventually I gave up, we chatted briefly as I was getting dressed and I was glad to be out of the 'van'.  I picked up an Indian takeaway on the way home which was much more enjoyable.

Generally she just came across as bored and totally disinterested.  I can't recommend this one and I'd certainly never visit her again.

External Link/Members Only

After crazy Dave’s review of her I was sure she was better than I had imagined …. I was wrong.
So I’ve seen her over the years in various location and I’ll never forget the first time I saw her as my review probably stated… but when she answered the door this time i was thought what the fuck.
Her looks and her body had gone so downhill I was almost taken aback…
She is very nice, chatty and polite to me as she knows me so that side of it is nice. But she must be twice the size of when I first saw her.. anyway it was a handjob/blowjob and cum on her tits situation.
I will not be returning ever again. To think that for £10 more you can get a sexy Brazilian… I paid £70 for half hour. Also I must say that Sutton in Ashfield is just a total shithole I do not wish to be visiting again anytime soon.

Comms

Fairly responsive. Quite poor written English to the point where some of the txts were a little confusing. Calls were a lot better. Good directions and access instructions. All in all, comms were decent enough.

Venue

Short term let apartment just off Fargate. Entrance is through a coded gate. Street not overly busy and the access is under an archway off of the main footpath so fairly discreet.

Girl

External Link/Members Only

I’d say the advertised age is about 5-10 years younger than reality… standard.

Comes across friendly and bubbly. Looks her age. Don’t expect a beauty queen. Bit of a slutty MILF/GILF type. Some of the thumbnails on her vids gallery where you can see her face must’ve been some time ago. She’s definitely aged since they were taken/recorded.

Decent arse, if you’re into big arses, of course. Decent enough curvy mature figure. Disappointing tits. They’re not as big as they look in the photos and gravity has definitely had its way with them. I don’t mind big natural hangers, in fact I prefer them. But somehow these weren’t that appealing. They weren’t a great shape and the nipples pointed straight to the floor. Still had a good squeeze and a suck on them though.

Fanny was clean but I wouldn’t say shower fresh. You could definitely tell she’d been sat around the apartment in nylon nickers. Had that slightly stale taste to it for the first few minutes of slurping.

Service

45min PSE incall - £200

I think this is the part that lets it all down somewhat. She was pleasant. Friendly. But when it got down to the action it was all a little lacklustre. Definitely didn’t feel like I’d experienced a porn star.

The kissing was very reserved. No tongue. You could tell she didn’t really want to do it, even though she’d confirmed she did do it in the comms. I was freshly showered, toothbrushed and minty chewing gummed as well so can’t imagine it was a hygiene issue.

The oral wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. She did a few attempts at deepthroat and got most of it down, if not all of it but properly wretched on a few of the attempts and gave up. It wasn’t that sloppy and at times was a bit rough to the point of feeling a bit abrasive on the old chap. Dirty talk was quite decent though.

Reverse cowgirl was just painful. My dick was almost bent in half as she was pushing herself down on it so I tried to move on from that one asap.

Mish was good whilst it lasted but as usual it was all over far too quickly. What is it with girls not being able to take a dick these days? I remember back in the day absolutely smashing the granny out of some of them and them literally pulling you in for more. Nowadays as soon as you get a full dip they’ve got their hands on your chest so you can only get half strokes.

She initiated cowgirl pretty swiftly, I imagine so she could control the depth a bit more. She did eventually end up taking the full length but it was restricted to a slow grind, which is fine by me, but again it didn’t last long before she hopped off… my dick never went back in her after this point.

She did a bit of covered oral (which for me is completely pointless. Can’t feel shit) and then switched to giving me a hand job with the Jonny still on. Ended up taking the Jonny off and giving me a really rough hand job that felt approximate to a Chinese burn.

Wasn’t going to come from that so ended up finishing myself off over her tits whilst she did a bit more dirty talk… funnily enough this was one of the best bits of the meet.

Conclusion

Not done this for quite some time as I was starting to get a bit disillusioned with it all. Started to feel like a bit of a mug handing over cash to girls that have no interest in giving a decent level of service in return. I can’t say that this has changed my mind on that too much.

Any meet where you have to finish yourself off by necessity, not choice, is never going to be considered a raging success, is it? It wasn’t the worst meet I’ve ever had but given the high price point I’d say the service didn’t really live up to expectations.

She’s a pleasant enough woman. But she’s charging far too much when you take into account aesthetics and level of service.

If this had been somewhere between £100-£150 for 45 mins I’d have probably just about gone with it but at £200… it’s got to be a borderline neutral/negative.

External Link/Members Only

Lady: Gemma
Location: Lutterworth, Leicestershire
Price: £25 on door, £120 to lady
Duration: 1hr
When: Wednesday 13th May

Had an itch in the pants for more than just a HJ. Phoned VH to see who was on. Had a look on the website and Gemma caught my eye. Booked in for a hour.

Parked nearby in the free carpark and walked through the door. Paid the door fee and went upstairs to wait in the communal waiting room. No one was there, although it is a strange experience. It was my first time at VH so this weirded me out a bit. One guy came out of a room and hid his face from me immediatley.

A few minutes later, Gemma called me by name and asked me to follow her. She's beautiful! Great breasts, an amazing figure and probably the best ass I have seen in a long time. She's a pretty girl too with long brown hair. Slightly (by a fraction) bigger than her pics.

We got into the room, she closed the door and we started to kiss, she started to undress me while we did and before I knew it, her hand was in by boxers playing with my cock. I proceeded to undress her while we kissed and soon enough we were both naked, bar her stockings which she said were a pain in the ass.

We got on to the bed where we kissed some more while our hands explored. Gemma wanked me well focussing on the head, my hands were down by her pussy which was VERY wet she said she doesn't like fingers put inside, which I was ok with. She asked me to go slow as she said I was going to make her cum. She put a condom on me and did some VERY good OW. By now I was rock hard. Gemma said she wanted to feel me inside her and I asked her for reverse cowgirl. Her ass bouncing on my hard cock was a sight to behold. She was dripping all over me while my thumb teased her asshole, applying slight pressure, she seemed to enjoy it. This went on for a about 10 mins. She asked me to take her from behind, which I was dying to do anyway...she's got an ass that just wants pounding! So we moved to doggy and I fucked her from behind she didn't last long...she put her hands behind her back while I held them to fuck her harder while she came on my cock. I soon followed.

We kissed a bit more and I gave her perfect breasts a good suck. Finally we chatted about TV shows we both seem to like. Got dressed, paid Gemma and left a very happy man after my first visit to VH.

Gemma is fairly new to VH but she's for sure a stunning lady. I will definitely be visiting her again soon.