I typically have around a month-long opportunity to indulge in this hobby each year in August. Having done some research, I settled on Zara at Directors Lodge to be the one to break my fast of the last year. I booked her a week in advance and also asked about the possibility of a two-hour session as I often find an hour not to be long enough (I am somewhat envious of those guys who manage with 1/2 hour or less). I was told that I would need to check on the day regarding the additional hour as they have apparently been let down with people previously making such bookings and not turning up.

I rang on the morning of the agreed day only to be told that Zara had dropped out due to some personal issue. I understand why I wouldn't get a phone call to inform me of this but I was pissed off, nonetheless. As Mercedes was on the rota and I had read so many positive reviews of her on here I enquired about her availability. As it turned out, it was Mercedes who i was speaking to on the phone, although she never actually disclosed that to me. I found out when i got there and she was the only one in the building and her scouse accent gave it away.

We agreed two hours on the phone and the total was £340 (2 x £150 + 2 x £20 door fee). I realised at the time that this was over the odds, and I could get cheaper elsewhere, but Directors Lodge is so well reviewed and generally highly recommended, and i hadn't had chance for any punts for a year, little Nosser took over thinking duties and so i set off for my adventure.

When I met Mercedes I have to say that I considered either going for an hour instead or even walking away She isn't really my type as she is larger than I generally go for as I prefer slim ladies. Mercedes is maybe a size 12 or 14 - not fat, but certainly of large build. she also has false boobs and lips, neither of which are really my thing. Having said that, her boobs were at least pretty much in proportion to her body.

She was wearing the knee-high boots mentioned in other reviews together with a short dress. As soon as she showed me to the room, she removed the dress and she was completely naked underneath. Personally, in a longer booking I like to take time and do some unwrapping of the lady myself, but that's as it is.

I asked her what her limits were and she thought about it for a bit before telling me that she didn't really have any. That's when I thought I was maybe right not to walk! I asked whether anal was on the table and she said it was, but that she charges extra. I said I would think about it and see how we go.

She started by offering me a massage, which i accepted. After a few minutes of her kneeding my back, i turned over and she started on my front. She didn't really do much in the way of massage on my front as she very soon started some OWO, which I must say was very good and enjoyable.

We indulged in some tie and tease with her edging me for a while. Whilst on my back with my hands tied to the bed she indulged in some rimming. At one point she untied one hand so I could turn over the got me on all fours whilst she proceeded to shove her tongue so far up my bum that I swear we were almost French kissing!

What followed was sex in doggie and cowgirl. I do tend to struggle a bit maintaining an erection in anything but doggie due to my size and wearing condoms that choke the life out of the old fella. This proved the case when doing cowgirl, but we did at least manage for a bit.

At one point she offered anal and said she wouldn't charge any extra. She also offered fisting and used a wand on herself whilst I fisted her and finished by squirting over the bed.

I popped an hour and about 25mins into the meet finishing off into her mouth as she kneeled in front of me.

A negative from me is that as there was still over half an hour on the clock I asked for some more massage, and she flashed a look at me as if I'd pissed in her coffee! However she did a massage for a while before I asked her to point me to the shower. The shower is very good with plenty of fresh towels available.

I walked out at around 1hr and 45mins after arriving.

Overall, a very satisfying PSE, although somewhat overpriced.

I hope to be back at Directors Lodge to hopefully meet with Zara in two or three weeks time.

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She only had 1 short review on here but I liked the look of her legs in the photos so thought I'd chance it. I knew the glistening bodied pics would be airbrushed but I didn't actually see her.

Her handler sent a fairly regular text reply to my enquiry. The address was a terrace in Abington I hadn't visited before. Prices -
B2B 30mins/£60, 60 mins/£90
Sex 30mins/£70, 60 mins/£120
Extras: Kissing £10, OWO £10, Anal £40, Rimming £20, CIM £50.
No drunk, NBA, No outcall, No money transfer.

I booked half an hour of sex for an hour later - confirmed. I texted my arrival, quiet. Texted again asking for the door number. A couple of minutes later I got a phone call from the same telephone, a nicely spoken Thai girl said something like Can you come to xxxxx street to see me. This was half a mile away, the regular Thai terrace with paint in the doorway.

When I arrived there were quite a few Thai voices in the back room & lots of shoes in the hallway which is quite unusual for this place. A very pretty girl opened the door in a g-string and bra wearing nothing else but a beautiful smile. I followed her delectable arse upstairs, but it wasn't Iris.

So a negative for the B&S. I'll write up a positive for the good punt which followed later.

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Communication

Arranged over text message. No issues.

Location

A flat in Glenfield. Not the best looking place but serves the purpose.

Girl

The photos seem accurate. Great body and friendly.

Service

A 15 minute booking at £60. This was a late booking at 10PM. Started at the end of the bed with some exploration and then moved for some OW. From there lots of different positions and didn't at all feel rushed but it was very mechanical and I wasn't much into it myself.

Conclusion

I was torn between a positive and a neutral but in the end decided on the neutral. There were no real red flags that I experienced but I wouldn't go back.

*Decided on the neutral after all.

Where
Block of flats adjacent to Sileby train station. Stuffy inside, all windows closed and very dark. Didn't look terrible.

When
Within the past few days

Comms
Done quickly by text message, responsive. Booked 45 minutes and OWO as extra, £100 + £20.

The Girl
The photos are accurate, 5'2", relatively trim and big firm fake tits. The room was pretty dark but didn't spot any scars.
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Walked to the correct flat by text message and let in through the magic door. She was dressed in some low ley lingerie and was immediately in a hurry, took the cash and inspected the notes with a UV light - a first for me. Once satisfied, she asked if I wanted a massage (yes) and then very quickly stripped off and did a 5 minute (at best) back & legs massage, frenetically waving her arms about. She had some level of training but at this speed it was wasted.

The quick turn over, attacked my chap with wet wipes and then started speed running OWO, delivered with the pace of someone on time deadline. Not enjoyable. I tried to touch her, she pulled away and hid between my legs, I persisted and she made clear I wasn't to go near her fanny at all. She asked if I wanted to fuck, I had lost the will by this point and said no, told her to keep on with oral. She agreed but introduced a hand as well in a bid to speed up proceedings. Popped relatively quickly though that was the intent, she attacked me again with wet wipes and asked if I wanted more massage, no. Asked for a shower, given clean towel and directed through, shower was cold so very quick.

In and out in 30 minutes, really disappointing.

Overall
Not much positive in this to be fair, short changed for time and very little in the way of customer satisfaction offered. Look elsewhere.

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1 hour - £120

Was feeling horny and not had a punt for a few months so had a search to see who had the green light on. I noticed this one had some good reviews here so messaged and booked a time and made my way there.

I was quite happy when she opened the door. Older than the advertised 28 but still looked good. The great view of her arse walking up the stairs got me in the mood.

She messaged the extras available which included French kissing so her kissing was an unexpected surprise which was included it seems. Not full on but still nice with some tongue.

I gave her oral and rimmed her clean ass. All good. She got on top and I quickly finished in the bag.

After a nice massage and plenty of teasing towards my ass, balls and cock I got hard again. Was thinking of paying extra for the cum on face option but her covered BJ was decent so went with it and finished in the bag.

I normally prefer OWO and CIM but at £120 for one hour and two pops I can’t really complain. Plus the kissing was an unexpected surprise. Also her tits are fake but are well done a feel great. A good punt.

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This punt had the necessary ingredients to make it very good and indeed it started well, the SP just managed to bodge it.

From her profile I got the impression she prefers a call, which I did. Her English is pretty good and an appointment made easily with a text confirmation. 30 minutes for £70 inc FS, kiss, OWO, 69, massage. Extras available; CIM £20, rimming £20, Anal £20. Quick shower and drove over to Aon's house off Broadmead where as usual the door opened as I approached.

Natalie was as I expected from her previous reviews; quite full figured but shapely in a figure-hugging deep red cocktail dress, round smiling face. She initially appeared taller than average until she removed her platform shoes and dropped to average Thai SP size. I handed over the 70 sovs, didn't go for extras although her A is a good price. I undressed while she went to the bank which didn't waste too much time but then on return she fucked around with arranging music, condoms, wipes, tissues.

We kissed a little - not FK but open lipped and they are full so nice to kiss. In fact I thought the pics looked a bit AI but her face is really like that so I think she's probably had some plastic done. Natalie encouraged me to lie back in the middle of the bed while she ran her lips and fingers around me. She pulled her dress down below her tits and the bottom half rode up her thighs. No underwear, but the dress stayed around her middle for the duration. I know some women are self-conscious of a spare tyre but hers is not too bad at all, certainly wouldn't have bothered me. Her tits btw are a nice firm handful and her arse nice and rounded.

Natalie gave the shaft of my cock a cursory wipe, must've thought me clean cos she didn't bother with my bell-end  A delightful uncovered BJ commenced - lengthy in duration, plenty of variation in depth and speed, occasional licking of the balls otherwise fingernail tickling. Lots of light spitting.  There was a bit of tooth going on too, not sufficient to make it uncomfortable but it added a bit of friction and felt good. Meanwhile I was playing with her boobs as any other interesting areas were frustratingly out of reach.

At this stage I'm thinking how good this is, but then Natalie moved for a condom and I said I wanted to lick first. The mood darkened, she didn't stop me and let me lift her up with my hands, lick away greedily with a bit of rimming, but made no effort whatsoever in participating. Most of the time her eyes were closed and when they were open she just looked bored. Fingers were quickly brushed aside and at one point she reached under with a tissue to dry the fluids (which I reckon must've all been from my mouth  ).

I could hardly believe the change in attitude, but then she improved again when it came to the sex. Clearly she wanted me to cum and me licking her wasn't going to achieve that. Anyway make the best of the situation, I had maintained my erection somehow and Natalie applied the dom, mounting me in cowgirl. Again this was very good, plenty of change in tempo, nice and deep. Duracell bunny-like one minute, deep grinding the next, though kissing was no longer tolerated. I asked to change, Natalie put one leg up high over my shoulder which did allow me to go quite deep, she wasn't keen on getting the other leg up. Good verbal appreciation though.

We switched to doggy which was good, Natalie was thrusting back at me hard with more encouragement and I'm thinking she has redeemed herself. I pulled out ready to change again which Natalie took as a cue to offer to finish me by hand. I said no I want you on top again and that mood change reasserted itself. She said we have to be quick - you cum now. I said we had plenty of time left, she checked her phone and said 9 minutes, then the pièce de résistance added if you wanted long cum you should have booked an hour.

She did climb back aboard but after that exchange I wasn't going to cum like that so asked her to give the HJ, which once again now she knew the end was in sight was good. Small amount of oil, nice and slow strokes with plenty of ball tickling and she continued long after the first spurt. The usual clean-up done with lots of smiles again. I was out in 25.

Such a difficult one to judge. Many aspects were nailed-down red, but the OWO, sex in all positions and final HJ were all very good so I'll make it grey. Such a shame, as I said the ingredients were there for a cracking punt. I can certainly see how she has mixed reviews.



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Read the reviews of her mate Mia at first it was sounds great but bit of a trek.. but then reviews kept rolling in thought F it.. il just add to the other reviews Mia is a lovely girl who gave a great service and also recommended Grace.

£92 = 30 minutes (70 base 10 owo 12 door fee)

Comms nice friendly maid booked me in, unlike the Mk parlours she wasn't to keen on taking advance bookings saying it can be an admin ball ache if the girl don't turn up.

Girl - She is a polite well spoken really freindly cutey, shes got a curvier body but carries it well, very similar personality to Mia.

Full on dfk from the get go, no restrictions on her body good owo with attention paid to the balls let me bang away in numerous positions with non stop kissing and got into proceedings great,  nice explosion for me at the end.

Great value for 2 young English girls who provide an excellent service.


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Yesterday.

Booked 1 hr via text. Fairly quick responses and £130 with owo seemed standard.

Normal Thai place bottom of Hockley.

Looks wise, I just didn’t fancy her. Her body was a bit squidgy with a bit of a tum and large C section scar.

About a 10/12 - maybe a big 10

She wanted to massage me and I said massage my cock, she refused and got me roll over so she could massage my back.

I got bored after a few mins and rolled over. She then massaged my chest!!
For fucks sake. Just suck my cock!

She eventually did but wasn’t that good so I thought fuck this …

Got her on her back and fucked her. Not all that tight either.

Came. Asked for a reduction to 30 mins, which she did.

I left.

Wouldn’t go back.

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Meet took place a couple of weeks ago. Comms were always quick and clear - she works from two locations so we agreed a day and time when she would be in Leicester.   Advertises for thai massage, but immediately upon arrival offered full service for an extra £60 (£110 total).

Location is a rented bedroom in a residential property in LE3 (not her own home). Texted her on arrival and she came down to open the door and led me upstairs. There were other people in the house, could hear voices in the living room downstairs. 

Mali is an attractive lady, definitely older than the advertised age. Either her English isnt great or i struggled to understand her, but it was obvious from the start that she wasnt in a great mood, but i chose to stay.   

Like i said earlier, as soon as we were in the room, she asked if i wanted full service, and told me the pricelist. I asked to use the shower, and her reaction just felt like it was a hassle.   On my return, we started with a massage on the bed, which wasnt bad, but considering we'd agreed full service, there was very little teasing, swipes, etc to get me excited.   When i turned over, she stripped naked and applied a rubber and gave a decent blowjob, but unfortunately it only lasted a few minutes.  Then we had sex in cowgirl and doggy. Showered again and got dressed almost in silence, and I left just short of the hour mark.

Rated as Neutral because she did everything that was agreed, but maybe i caught her on a bad day or she just didnt fancy me, but her attitude was a let down....felt like she was going through the motions without any enthusiasm. Left feeling disappointing. 

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Recently - last few weeks
60 mins
£300

Comms
WhatsApp, replied the night before (I’d text about a date maybe 3 days in advance)
Asked for a deposit as I was new, assume she sees same as regulars

Looks
As her profile, pretty face & natural body apart from tattoos
Answered in nice lingerie
Nice body & facially good looking

Location
Main road, but quiet & was fine to walk up to house

Services
 Bit of small talk at first to ease into proceedings, nice and easy to talk to - naturally flirty
Very enthusiastic OWO / DT - she edged me in numerous positions & included toys on my request,
Time flew by and before I knew it she’d been going down on me for 45 mins without me popping somehow,


Bag on & into various positions, she kept using her toy as I finished up in doggy,


Quick clean up & chit chat & out the door 65 mins later,


Would I go again?
Yes

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Cost: £120 for 1 hour

Venue: house on mixed residential/commercial street off Sherwood Rise, Nottingham

Summary: Very fit SP but dishonest, lazy and arrogant - very limited offer contradicting what was advertised, with extortionate extras. Left after 30 mins and would never see again.

The detail: I’m a fool. However much criticism I have read over the years about Romanians, what do I go and do but ignore it all and book a Romanian. I suppose the trouble is my own fussiness, a weakness that is never going to change unfortunately. Of the 150 odd SPs listed in my filtered search for temporary heaven in Nottingham (I’m being a bit sarky), less than a handful appealed. Trout lips, fake tits, fake tans, turkey teeth, fat, ugly, tattoos and/or stupid money expected for trout lips, fake tits etc. etc. So it’s a toss up between Thais listing bareback or this Rom who I very much liked the look of, and who seemed to be offering a decent menu for a very good price. TGTBT? Big fat ‘yes’ as it turns out. To compound matters, prior to this I had turned down the offer of an afternoon appointment with Chanel at CC - the time didn’t work for me unfortunately. Not just a fool but a total lunatic. Regrets, I’ve had a few…..

So, comms with this SP started three days before the day in question. The responses to my texts were sketchy and unhelpful ie. not a single basic question answered. I should have quit on that basis alone but lust isn’t rational is it? On the day itself she was typically late in responding, and went an hour over the deadline I had set for myself to abandon the idea. Idiot! Arranged a time and she eventually sent me a postcode, which happily wasn’t a huge distance away and was in familiar territory.

Parked up at a well known German supermarket in the Sherwood Rise area. Didn’t fancy parking on the street the SP had given as the location, for reasons of security. Once I let her know I was on the street as she had requested she gave me the house number. The venue was an unkempt small 1960s/70s-ish terraced house. Knocked on arrival and she let me in fairly promptly. At first sight I was very pleased with my choice and after taking off my shoes and exchanging pleasantries we headed upstairs. The house itself was dark and messy but I didn’t pay too much attention. The room she led me to was a cramped spare room with a double or maybe three quarter bed, crammed with random stuff, serviceable but hardly conjuring up a sexy vibe.

The SP was dressed in a matching two piece sports bra and tight-fitting shorts. After the paperwork was sorted she just lay on her side on the bed, still clothed. Not knowing quite how to proceed I just started taking off my clothes, so she then got up and quickly took off her two-piece. I thought I’d lucked out when she revealed all. I thought she was totally FAF: Great body, slim and very well toned without being skinny or over-athletic, all beautifully natural. Small pert tits, a B cup at most, with lovely nipples, perfect shapely arse, tanned/olive skin, long slender legs and a very smoothly-shaven, gorgeously tidy pussy. One of the best looking pussies in memory, and I’ve had the pleasure of a fair few in my (long) time. Facially she was attractive, again all natural with no make up - not drop dead gorgeous but certainly above average imo. Deluded me thought I was in for a proper treat. And then it started heading south from there on in.

While we were both standing I went to suck on those lovely tits and she instantly pulled away. “Not allowed” she said. I was taken aback at this. Just before this I’d asked how much anal was and she replied “£100”. Seriously? I’d brought an extra thirty quid - hahaha. How much for OWO? “£50”. I told her that I’d pass. “You could do bank transfer, treat yourself”. Yes of course, dear,  I’ll just add on another £150 and bring the total to £270 and pretend I’m in London while I’m at it. She asked what I wanted so I just said massage, blow job, sex in that order. “No massage” Eh? You’re kidding?! All of this had killed my mood a few times already and we’d not even got down to any business. A little exasperated and wanting to try and turn myself on I offered to give her a massage. I just thought with some bodily contact things might develop naturally. She got on her front and I started at her ankles and worked my way up. She enjoyed it. Her arse and pussy were a tremendous sight, and as if to acknowledge that fact I kissed her arse cheeks, just twice and would have continued down to her pussy, but instantly she acted like I’d committed some major crime “No kissing!” WTAF?! I was kissing her arse not trying to ram my tongue down her throat or rim her! So I then straddled her to work on her back, with my cock and balls just gently resting at the top of her arse crack. Again, crime of the century! “Is that your cock touching me?! You are not wearing condom! Everything must be safe!” Oh man. My cock was nowhere near her fanny. So I then went back down to her ankles and this time when I got to her arse I opened her legs a bit wider and started gently stroking her pussy - wow, no objections, amazingly - so I then licked my finger to give a bit of lubrication. Call the cops! I’d merely stroked the outside of her labia not shoved a finger in, but she totally went off at the deep end about this, and I just thought what the fuck is going on here?!

So, time for her to start actually earning her fee, I lay on my back and she applied a condom to my semi, ie. way too soon, and started sucking, although I was not in a great mood by this point. Now this was good in fairness, proper sucking, good use of tongue and going full length very now and then, no attention to balls though, of course. I was starting to relax and enjoy it, apart from her berating me for gently thrusting in her mouth, and had only just about got hard when she more or less insisted we started fucking and got on her back. I would rather have continued with the bj for much, much longer, but by this time I gathered she was just going to do as she wanted so I might as well go along with it. Sigh. She guided me in but then kept her hand on the base of the condom as I started fucking her. FFS. This just killed it stone dead for me, and I pulled out. It had just been one thing after another and I was getting pretty pissed off now and just lay beside her on the bed. I think she even turned her back on me! After a minute or so I just thought, fuck this I’m leaving, so got up and started getting dressed with thirty minutes still left on the clock. I was just too angry at all her bullshit and couldn’t see it improving ever. I wasn’t going to calm down enough to enjoy anything either.

Just for the record I was and am scrupulously clean, well groomed, respectful, slightly overweight but not remotely obese, and facially fairly easy on the eye, so I was not the issue here.

What annoyed, or rather incensed me, was that all the stuff I had a reasonable expectation of receiving was listed in her AW preferences, admittedly with a caveat in her profile along the lines of “some things are extra, please enquire” You wouldn’t think a basic massage or merely touching and/or kissing her body was an extra surely?! Worse still, she’d actually stated in her original text response to me that, in her exact words, “massage body to body, 69, sex different position, lick pussy, blowjob” would be £120 for the hour. She’d been overly chatty from the start to the point of prying and being cocky and irritating, very much coming across as a bit of a princess, and as I was dressing she was babbling indignantly that it was clear what was on offer and what was extra from her AW profile. Absolute bullshit. Being angry, I didn’t have the presence of mind to confront her with her own text to demonstrate that she was a total liar, but I’m extremely doubtful it would have made any difference even if I had. It crossed my mind momentarily to demand half the cash back, but no doubt her pimp/boyfriend/minder may well have been lurking somewhere so it could all have gone badly tits up if I had.

I left pissed off with her and pissed off with myself for persisting with making the booking when there had been too many doubts before even getting to the front door. Maybe I’m a bit too naive sometimes. I can see the business model now: lure the punter in at a cheap price then persuade them to pay for extortionate extras. Maybe it pissed her off that I didn’t? Who knows, maybe there would have been some other kind of con with the bank transfer too? It was such a shame as, physically, she was very hot and right up my street. Damn! I’ll put it down to experience. Maybe for someone wanting nothing more than a covered bj and a quick fuck for 15 or 30 mins she might fit the bill perfectly, but that’s not generally my thing and I wouldn’t trust her either. For me, a definitive negative for the dishonesty and the lazy, arrogant attitude. Lesson learned.

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Visited mercedes recently based on so many positive reviews and i wan't disappointed.

Location - directors lodge is well described many times.  Anonymous looking place in a residential area that is well maintained and well run.

Mercedes - i have to admit that looks wise, Mercedes isn't really my thing.  Liverpool accent, She was wearing thigh length boots and a small body type thing.  Big fake boobs, Turkey teeth, lip fillers, long blond wig, and (though by no means fat), carrying more weight than I prefer.  She arrived in a bit of a whirlwind organising fans, lighting, and her stuff and about 10 mins after my booked time.

The action - well i'm certainly thankful for all the positive reviews because she really is worth the visit and good vfm too.  I explained i like a dirty gfe and if I'm honest, it turned more into a porn star experience but it was still enjoyable.  Started with some dfk while hands explored.  With me laid back the owo started which was great.  Before things went too far we switched positions and while kissing she asked if i wanted to fist her.  Never done that before so count me in!  She lubed us both up and in it went.  Took a little shoving but before long i was wearing Mercedes like a glove while she got stuck in with a vibrator until she shuddered to a stop.  I asked for sex with her on top and we got in position..... so close i actually had to ask.... "no condom?".  Given that no one else reported any hint of bareback, I'll go with she was just working up to that.  While leaning over to get a condom i slipped a couple of fingers in her arse which surprisingly, to me, brought about an offer of anal.  No extra cost was mentioned but it did lead to me (all too briefly) pounding away at her shitter until filling the bag.  A cracking session.

Cost - £12 door, £70 for 30 mins, and £10 owo.  Excellent vfm.

Would i return?  Yup, but other girls there to try too.
Would i recommend?  Oh yeah!

My first Review! Hi guys

I had a pleasure of meeting nancy in derby. Her profile;
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Comms; Comms were great. I messaged around 4pm, i was 40mins from location. Was bit late in finding parking but she was patient. Probably not as busy so was lucky haha.

Place: It was an apartment in central. Messaged got number and rang. Opened the door quick so was nice. It was hot so she had the fam full running luckily and the shower was clean. I already showered before so used it after our meet.

The girl: Definitely like her photos on adultwork. She was very nice as soon as the doors opened. Love slim thai girls and she was definitely my type. She seemed happy to see me so out me more into the meet lol

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I went for 30mins as had to pick up people from the train station soon after. She began to strip and I was already rock hard seeing her in her lingerie. Owo was included, kissing was light but still passionate. She has a cute giggle. I asked her to sit on my face which she did  She is clean, smells and tastes greatt

I am quiet large so we began missionary and slow as she got used to it. But few minutes in I was balls deep and able to give proper pounding. She has an amazing figure and super smooth skin. I was very close to cumming a few times. Switched over to her riding where I did end up cumming 20mins into booking. She was honestly a great meet, seemed super genuine and she saw i was freshly shaved and clean, so maybe was more into having proper fun.

Her oral skills her great. Im quiet large at 7" but she still tried a good deep throat and I was more pleased to fuck properly. Many meets girls dont let me fuck properly due to my size...

She is saved in my contacts and will definitely see her around. One of the few genuine Thai ladies I think.

She gave me small massage after mainly on my legs and I went to shower and leave. As I was leaving she seemed to be getting ready to shower so atleast she stays clean.

Definitely reccomend, treat her well and im sure you will have a great time.

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Cost: £120 for 1 hour + £10 for owo, total £130.

Venue: House on residential estate in Lenton, Nottingham

Summary: Fairly vanilla but enjoyable punt with (imo) a stunning Thai lady. Decent VFM. Good phone comms, easy to arrange, no timewasting or bullshit. A positive which could have been borderline neutral had it not been for my own poor performance.

The detail: This was my first punt in well over six years and this is my first review, as serious illness and injury have totally curtailed activity until now. I have frequented UKP vicariously a fair old bit over the intervening years, but thought I would contribute now I have returned to business.

After much deliberation I took the plunge and scrolled through AW to compile a shortlist of SPs in Nottingham the night before. Prices nowadays are really dispiriting, and I have always preferred an hour so as not to be rushed. £200+ for an experience without any level of guarantee whatsoever? No thanks. So, the list was mainly Thai, which is fine by me as I prefer brown pussy over pink and have had some great times in the past with Thai SPs, but it has also had its drawbacks eg. communication problems and so on.

Selected this young lady who calls herself Reya in her brief, uninformative profile, totally based on appearance as I couldn’t find any intel about her anywhere. Other choices had some fairly negative/neutral reviews as well as quite a few offering bareback (wtf?), both of which put me off, so this one was a venture into the unknown in so many ways.

Sent a text enquiring about availability for a few hours time and got an instant reply with a price menu. £120 basic with owo for £10 extra, cim for £20 and so on, no anal. I figured I’d opt for those two so reckoned on £150 all in. A couple of further prompt text exchanges and booking complete. Very straightforward. Street and post code supplied which turned out to be in Lenton, a venue which I think has been mentioned a lot here.

Arrived a few minutes ahead of time, and it felt like a pretty conspicuous place. When I received a text giving me the house number a bunch of lads who looked like Uni students appeared from nowhere and were getting into cars right outside the venue. I wasn’t that fussed tbh, but some might find such visibility a bit of a concern.

Knocked on the door and in what felt like a bit too long it opened, the usual scenario with the SP hiding behind it. My first impression of the lady was very favourable: Very petite (5ft nothing if that), which I like, but incredibly well proportioned, with a very pretty face and lovely smile, nice black bra and matching knickers. I was ushered up the stairs to one of two bedrooms (the other was occupied), which was at the rear of this small house. A small room with a double bed and a mirrored wardrobe at the foot of the bed. All seemed clean and tidy, although it was initially difficult to see as the curtains were closed. Gave her the cash and put £20 on a chair and told her it was for cim if it happened (it didn’t). She was fine with that, went to stash the cash whilst I stripped. On return she took off the bra and knickers and wow, what a cracking body! I’d figured from her pics that her tits were man-made, which I’m not generally keen on, but I was very pleasantly surprised to find that these were as god intended and truly in the realm of perfection. Not a fan of big tits either, and I’d say these were a DD or E cup but, very happily, quantity was more than matched by quality, with really nice nipples too. The whole package was great: petite but shapely and nicely toned, fairly flat stomach (no mum tum that I noticed), great arse, shaved pussy with a bit of fairly soft stubble, lovely golden brown complexion and (as I found in due course) amazingly soft skin. Only one tattoo on her left shoulder, which was fairly faded anyway. Her AW profile stated 28 as her age, but I’d say more like mid 30s at least. Not totally sure if the pics were her tbh, but I thought she was actually better than in the photos, which were airbrushed to the point of erasing her great nipples. Sexy as fuck imo, physically speaking. Easily one for the wank bank.

She signalled that I should get on the bed - at no point was there a hug, cuddle or kissing - and what followed was more down to my lack of performance than hers. I’d taken some Vardenafil which happened to be three years past its use by date. Not a good idea as it turned out! All it did was give me a massive headache with no upside, literally. Big lesson learned.

She cleaned my already clean cock and balls with wet wipes and then set about sucking me off. Throughout it was more suck n’ tug than a full-on no-hands blowjob, nice enough though, with some nice tongue flicking of my cock end with occasional ball fondling. Not enough variation overall however and never very deep. After a while I asked to return the favour and she duly obliged. I went to work on her lovely neat pussy. As I went down she smelled of nicely-fragranced body lotion and her pussy was very fresh. She started to get into it, getting more and more moist and increasingly thrusting and gyrating her hips whilst stroking my face. Being so out of practice I gave up eventually and lay down again. She took this as a cue to get the condom on, then squatted onto my not-completely hard cock. She bounced up and down which did nothing much for me, so I got her onto her knees whilst still on top so I could suck those lovely tits and properly fondle her arse, as well as looking over her shoulder at the great view in the mirror. Then into doggy facing the mirrored wardrobe which was another great sight to behold. Unfortunately I soon lost wood, so lay down again. I’m very, very out of practice and getting on in years too. At this point she said “Are you not going to cum?” I checked my watch and we were only just getting towards half way, so I said there’s no rush and asked her to give me a massage.

The massage was very so so, neither very sensual nor therapeutic, and with no oil, even though this seems to be her major selling point on her AW profile. After a while, I turned over as I just wanted to look at her great body and fondle her boobs some more. She then got back to sucking me off, and once fully hard again I asked for some lube on my cock for her to wank me off til completion, which she dutifully did. She brought me to a great orgasm, at which point we both laughed when both of us said at the same time “hard work!”

She cleaned me up attentively and after a little while I got up to get dressed, but she more or less insisted that I have a shower and gave me a fresh towel. Shower done, there was still ten minutes left on the meter. Once I was dressed she escorted me to the front door wrapped in a towel, bowed with ‘prayer hands’ and gave me a nice hug and peck on the cheek, saying “you have my number”. I left with a smile and a spring in my step.

All in all, if I’d performed better this could have been a neutral as it was fairly vanilla with more than a little hint of going through the ropes at times, with her phone attracting her attention a few times too (just glancing at it whilst on the job, not picking it up tbf). Saying that, if I’d performed better it might have been more of a solid positive? She was kind, respectful, courteous and good humoured, smiling and making eye contact just enough. Her English was passable but not great, a few things getting lost in translation, but not badly enough to be frustrating. What made it a positive was simply her fantastic body and facial attractiveness, and that ultimately I left feeling satisfied and happy. I think if I saw her again, which I would if she was back in town, it would probably be better as familiarity would make me more relaxed and this had been first time back in the mixer. I’d recommend based on her body and looks alone, but with a large nod to the caveats above.

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Saw this beautiful women in Derby this week. Was a bit taken aback with how nice she looks
Comms all done by text and was at her door within the next 30 minutes. She is based in a central location in a discreet apartment, easy to blend in
Paid £80 for 30 minutes

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Started with OWO for a few minutes, reasonable depth. Moved onto cowgirl for a few minutes then finished in missionary. Really enjoyed the punt and wish I could have went for a second round but was in a rush for work

Lovely women she is in Dudley next week so will see her there hopefully

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Having read good things about Mercedes and having some free time made the appointment to see her. She works Tuesday and Saturdays she said.
Directors lodge hasnt changed since my last visit a few years ago.
Up to the upstairs room, its the only one ive ever been in so not sure if its the best room or not. Double bed a couple of mirrors and some arm restraints above the mirror in the corner. They came into use during the meet.
Handed over £15 entrance money for a 45 minute meet. Offered use of the facilities and a drink and told Mercedes would be up soon.
She came in and she looked good in knee high boots and a leather one piece barely hiding those big boobs was surprised as she had blonde hair not sure if she was wearling a wig.
Asked what i wanted i said whats on offer and she said £120 for everything for a 45 mins meet handed over the money and we started the session.
I wanted her to stand in front of the corner mirror whilst i played with those boobs and she played with my cock through my shorts to get things going.
It wasnt long before I was fingering her pussy and arsehole  as she gave me all the dirty talk about me fucking her arse whilst she is in the arm restraints.
Wasnt long until she was in the arm restraints and i was really going to town on her arse and pussy with my hand she then told me to get the wand she brought in with her and told me to hold it on her clit whilst carrying on fisting her pussy. Wasnt long until she came everywhere and I went down for a taste.
I was still dressed at this point so she released herself and got my cock out and gave me some good owo. Again telling me she wants me to cum in her arse.
Next she got on the bed on all 4s as she demanded i fist her again. Again she came and I had a good taste. Some more Owo with me on the bed this tine then we changed again and she lay on her back as she demanded i fist her whilst she used her wand at the same time, again could feel her cumming as she moved her wand out the way and told me to put my head there to lick her juices that came flooding out.
Now she wanted anal but by the time i had got the condom on and she was in the restraints I was flagging abit and struggling to stay fully hard. Got it up her arse but it wss a struggle so we went over to the bed whilst she sucked me off and I fingered her to get me hard again. She went on all 4s on the edge of the bed and i was soon sliding in her arse as she demanded i cum in her arse but i knew i wanted to come in her mouth so with time running out she laid on her back and wanked me off into her mouth as i fisted her again.
She took the lot but not sure if she spat as she got a wioe out straight after. No bother either way for me.
By now I was dripping in sweat so had a shower , quick chat in the room about her reviews on here which she was happy where positive and she let me out and back in the car around 55 mins after leaving it.
She was good and she is sexy as hell and i struggled to keep uo at tines my fault not hers. Big positive and defiently would return and recommend although I would like to see Grace aswell, she was working the same day but never got to see her.

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Made an appointment a couple of days ahead, confirmed by her.  Contacted her on the day to confirm and get more precise address but no response.  Tried a few messages but then gave up and went for a massage and HE instead!

Shame as she looks attractive.

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Wow what a punt this week. I went for an hour, £180, no extras discussed. I had asked for what I wanted over text which was gfe kissing, owo with spitting in my mouth, and strap-on with snowball finish. Lucy wasn't up for the snowball, but everything else was ok, I asked for an alternative which she was happy with. Very good comms, nice just to be with an English girl for a change to be honest, not having to encode every thing I say and decode everything they say.

I get to the hotel which was easy to walk in and out of, small room, pretty hot with no AC but was fine. On opening the door my first thought was Lucy is thinner than the pics suggest. She apologised for no hair and makeup, as it was too much work in the heat, but she looked great anyway. She's quite chatty but not overly so, made me feel relaxed and she's a nice girl.

The main attraction is the huge natural jugs, which are amazing. We started with some French kissing, there was plenty of it throughout, which I always want on punts but sadly rarely given. I was sat on the bed while she stood up, Lucy appreciated a backrub while we kissed and sucked her tits. When she told me to open my mouth and she spat in it, I knew this was going to be a winner.

On to owo, now my only complaint is it was quite toothy, but that's it. Very good from the get go, sloppy, plenty of saliva, pausing occasionally to come up to me and spit for me. She got the strapon out but upon entry I could tell it was way too wide for me, so aborted. She happily fingered away for a bit instead before going back to oral.

I asked her to ride me, my trouble area of condoms wasn't a problem with Lucy's comforting aura and her attention to my weird spitting/kissing thing. She didn't last that long on top as she got hot and tired, we swapped around and, to be fair I was knackered quickly too. She tosses me off for a while as I fingered her, I get her to move to the floor on her knees so I can finish on the jugs.

When I'm about to bust she takes over and spreads the sauce all over. Then she pushes me back onto the bed, climbed on top of my stomach and pushes the soaked funbags into my face. Sucking the cum off was just lovely.

I will likely go back to Lucy as she was just so easy to get on with and explain what I wanted. Everything was good, the kissing, the head, the sex. I was actually done after 30 mins so didn't really need the hour, but was nice not to have the time pressure. Had a quick shower and just hung out for a bit but went after about 45 mins total.

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Cost: £70 for 30 mins plus £10 owo and £12 door fee . Total £92.

Services included OWO, RO, DFK, sex in various positions.

Location: A residential area with easy street parking. Rear entrance is discrete.

Comms: I phoned and arranged to meet an hour later.

Girl: Lovely welcoming young girl. I found her facially attractive. Small boobs with pierced nipples. Looks and age as per her profile.

Grace walked in the room and was immediately smiley and fun. Before she finished asking how I felt about kissing I leaned in for some dfk. Despite her young  age and it only being her third day of work, she certainly knew how to pinch nipples very hard and explained she had some dom experience.

She gave some great oral, taking me quite deep and gagging at times. I then returned the favour, which she seemed to enjoy.

Sex in a few positions before I finished on her boobs.

Chatting afterwards, Grace revealed she is friends with Mia, who introduced her to DL. I wasn't surprised. They both are young but seem to really enjoy sex and don't care about your age. 

I will definitely see Grace again and hope to have a duo with her and Mia when they work the same day.

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I can't say I recognised her from the pink gym-bunny pics, but those of her in the yellow top are a pretty fair representation. Mid thirties, perhaps. Attractive rather than pretty, I thought, with a very desirable body; petite even by Thai standards at 5'0 or so, and nicely proportioned with good legs, small to medium natural tits - yep, natural tits - a soft, womanly arse and enough meat around the middle to form a bit of ridge and furrow with her legs pinned back in mish, without being remotely fat or flabby. A hint of motherhood on her lower stomach, barely noticeable, really. The only ink on her is what you see in her pics, there's no ink on her back.

Her attitude was first class from the word go. She was happy to let me dictate the play and couldn't have been more compliant to everything I asked. Kissing wasn't up to much, but at least she didn't expect to be paid extra. She responded nicely to RO and when I asked her to turn over she positioned herself perfectly and I was able to give her arsehole a comprehensive rimming. OWO is, I believe, included in the price for those that want it. As it was, I was fully primed after RO, so after she'd rolled the condom on with her mouth I cut the blowjob short and got into the main event in case it flagged later. H-to-H mish, followed by a hearty rattle doggy style - facing the mirrored wardrobe, which enhanced the occasion splendidly - and an energetic cowgirl left me about done in.

On a whim, I asked for rimming, and she trusted me to pay the extra £30 after the event. I lay on my back and pulled my legs up as she got stuck in with the wet wipes before diving in, working her tongue in with plenty of slobber, to which I responded by sort of half cheering and half giggling, always a sign that a girl's doing a good job. Marvellous!

As she tried to finish me by hand she positioned herself exactly as I requested and had no objection to me giving her a good fingering as she went about her work. I tried the same with her arsehole, but she stopped me at first base. I could tell there was no chance of her getting me over the line, so we stopped that and I asked her to sit on my face, which she duly did, a delightful way to round off the occasion.

By the way, she told me she'd been in the country for two months, but she'd cut her teeth in her chosen profession in Bangkok, and it showed, I thought, she really does know what she's doing. This was in the place in Sileby, a location I like, it's very quiet, there's never anybody about, it's easy to park and the door buzzer always works. I can't remember if both rooms have floor to ceiling mirrors, but this one did, which always adds to the occasion. Half an hour £80, plus £30 for rimming. Very good indeed.

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Location: Off Saffron lane

Girl: as pics, all natural.  Small tits and ass.  Shaven.

Saw her for an hour @ £130.  OW, mish, doggy, cowgirl.  Little kissing, avoided kissing.

I went to see this girl as the location was good for me.  No reviews, but took a chance as TOFTT.  She was pretty, and initial impressions were good.  However, her services and attitude stank.   Each service from OW to kissing to sex, was poor.  Kissing was nominal.  RO was not allowed when I requested 69 - apparently she is saving that for her boyfriend 

To make all matters worse, she rushed me to finish which killed all my mood.   Then purposefully wasted as much time as she could in post coital cleaning.  Action lasted probably 5 mins.

She said it was her first time in Leicester.  However, she is an experienced prossie with classical thai hooker tattoos on both shoulder blades  (you know, the 'good luck' ones having a few perpendicular lines).  She does not want to come back and spewed light racist remarks about polish and asian men.

To confirm, I was freshly showered and well presented.  The punt was early in the day, so it was not down to her fatigue.

I left disappointed, and I consider myself very easy to please.

Been a while so made a call here, booked in within the hour

Girl, was somewhere mid 20’s - 30 possibly, maybe young

Pretty girl, decent body, very enthusiastic

Paid the usual £60 for 30 mins, £30 for owo/kissing

She undressed me, nice touch.
Kissing was decent, some tongues
Skin, nice and soft, very silky
Pretty face, she was a photo on line, they are putting dates on the photo like aw veri photots, so good idea.

Into owo, nice and slow, not to deep but sensual
RO was fresh and clean, tasty 👅

Few positions without any issues.
I popped fairly early about 20 mins in without any rush
Quick lower back rub and neck as requested and out on time.

Not loads to write home about but a decent time had.




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So this is my second time seeing her now. It was in Lenton but on a proper housing estate randomly, bit weird.. literally people unloading shopping from the boot of their car … oh well!
She didn’t leave me at the door hanging around and when I was greeted by her I genuinely didn’t recognise her from last time and she did ask me who I was there to see… which made me think I was being switched!
Anyways Into the bedroom and money handed over (£80). Must have gone up a tenner since last time.
I noticed her body straight away in her outfit and got very excited.. started with light kissing are her pumped up lips … bloody love it … proceeded by me feeling her up and down while she strokes my dick…
It all comes back to me from last time … she is one hot woman. I undress her fully and have to take a breath, her tits are just unbelievable. Everything about her body Is right up my street. She starts oral with and it’s nice and slow and rhythmic.. I then sign for her to sit on my cock… her tits on my face… her fake bbl in my hands… absolutely in love …. She felt fantastic all the way until the end.
5 stars. She can look older in a certain light but I don’t stare too much ….

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Recognised the photo as being taken in Yangs Yangs flat (god knows why she’s posing on towels) so assuming the pics were real thought I’d try it.
Seen YY a handful of time recently and always had a good time.

Comms straightforward by text, it’s YY organising. YY’s usual flat, easy on street parking.

Girl is the one in the pics, very attractive, cute little tits with massive bullet nipples. Some English but not great. 

Paid the girl, £60 for 30 mins. Undressed and straight into a fondle/kissing her neck.

Offered a massage but declined, lay her on her back and had a good time working down her body. Lovely shaved pussy, tasted fresh, very responsive to RO and got incredibly wet. She was definitely into it (or a great actress) and at one point enjoyed being fingered while I licked her clit, before saying not inside, felt like she was enjoying it enough to forget I was doing it for a few minutes. Ate her pussy for a good while until she orgasmed, her body felt fantastic as she shook.

On with a condom for OW (no offer of extra), her BJ was great (almost as good as YY) not quite as much teasing, but great varied speed and tongue work. Sucked me for what felt like ages before I asked her to fuck as I didn’t want to finish too quick.
Started in doggy before flipping to missionary, she was fine with a hard pounding before filling the bag and helping me clean up.

Could hear YY cooking while we going which was a little odd, food smelled incredible though. Quick chat with YY then on my way about 40m after arriving.

YY confirmed she’ll have a new girl each week again. Wasn’t clear if she would still be doing appointments herself or just through her girls as before. If she is back having regular switch girls, does me make me more nervous going regularly after she got arrested for running a brothel last year. Have to weight up if it’s worth the risk.

Good punt though, really nice and sexy girl.

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This is the only place I visit these days, hence very few reviews from me.
Feeling horny and with a limited time window, Sally the manager suggested I try Grace and I'm really pleased I did. Usual rates of £12 door fee and £70 per 30 mins plus £10 for owo.
Grace is a tall yoing brunette with a good figure - it was only her second day in the trade and waa fresh and enthusiastic. Kissing was great with lots of tongue action. She asked at the start if ow or owo, I said we would decide in progress. I waa hard from kissing sych a young beauty so didn't need owo. Meaning I was good to go with a condom,, however I phrased iy wrongly (my fault) and she was straught into some excellent owo and ball teasing.
She is young - early 20's - and we slipped unplanned into the role of older guy with eager to please young mistress. We fucked in 3 positions with gusto and enthusissm. I'd promised to finish over her young, smallish but pert pierced tits and duly delivered a decent load.
Quick chat at the end whilst dressing and left with a smile. She's new and will probably broaden her skills. It was gfe but very freah. I've promised to go back and give her a proper seeing to when I am recovered from injury.