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East England / Nicolle_DiamonD - Hemel Hempstead
« by LondonerW1 on Today at 04:35:36 am »External Link/Members Only
Booking Details:
Oct '26. 1 Hour. 140 GBP
Arrangements & Logistics:
Exchange via WA text. Delayed replies, sounded arrogant and entirely robotic. Be prepared to give your ethnicity, race, which felt a bit weird and off-putting.
The Setup & Venue:
Standard run-down apartment complex. Paid parking nearby is a hassle. Was quickly hurried inside because another SP was present in the unit, instantly killing any sense of discretion or privacy.
Appearance & Vibe:
Total catfish situation compared to her portfolio. Though it’s technically her with fake tits, she carries far more weight in person and has a very heavy jawline, funny enough she identifies her figure as petite
. She looks like someone who used to be stunning but completely let herself go. She showed zero passion, looked totally checked out, and delivered a bottom-tier performance.
The Encounter:
This fell significantly short of a standard vanilla encounter. No kissing at all let alone DFK, no CIM, no DT, and absolutely no OWO. To make things worse, she greedily tried to shake me down for an additional £30 just to do OWO, which completely ruined the atmosphere.
The entire appointment was a textbook case of a provider just clocking in. No intimacy or affection whatsoever. The absolute low point occurred when I requested she lay back so I could focus on her body, only for her to immediately start scrolling through her mobile phone. Utterly unprofessional. While her movement on top was functional, the entire vibe remained strictly business. Frosty departure with zero rapport.
Final Verdict:
An incredibly poor experience and a total waste of £140. Between the phone distraction, the low-effort service, and the shameless up selling, it was a massive disappointment. I severely regret staying and recommend avoiding her.
Booking Details:
Oct '26. 1 Hour. 140 GBP
Arrangements & Logistics:
Exchange via WA text. Delayed replies, sounded arrogant and entirely robotic. Be prepared to give your ethnicity, race, which felt a bit weird and off-putting.
The Setup & Venue:
Standard run-down apartment complex. Paid parking nearby is a hassle. Was quickly hurried inside because another SP was present in the unit, instantly killing any sense of discretion or privacy.
Appearance & Vibe:
Total catfish situation compared to her portfolio. Though it’s technically her with fake tits, she carries far more weight in person and has a very heavy jawline, funny enough she identifies her figure as petite
. She looks like someone who used to be stunning but completely let herself go. She showed zero passion, looked totally checked out, and delivered a bottom-tier performance.The Encounter:
This fell significantly short of a standard vanilla encounter. No kissing at all let alone DFK, no CIM, no DT, and absolutely no OWO. To make things worse, she greedily tried to shake me down for an additional £30 just to do OWO, which completely ruined the atmosphere.
The entire appointment was a textbook case of a provider just clocking in. No intimacy or affection whatsoever. The absolute low point occurred when I requested she lay back so I could focus on her body, only for her to immediately start scrolling through her mobile phone. Utterly unprofessional. While her movement on top was functional, the entire vibe remained strictly business. Frosty departure with zero rapport.
Final Verdict:
An incredibly poor experience and a total waste of £140. Between the phone distraction, the low-effort service, and the shameless up selling, it was a massive disappointment. I severely regret staying and recommend avoiding her.





…………phew, she was quite pretty. She stood at the door and asked me if I was OK with her. I told her we were good to go.
. She’s here for two months.
Reponsive on WhatsApp.
how her obviously well worked-on tits, and (what looked like) well worked-on ass, (and even more incredulously, her well worked-on) thighs (?? - is that even a thing?? ) which were all delightful to explore as 'thic', could sit alongside a set of very enviable well defined abs (surely these weren't worked-on?)! The sort of abs to put any gym-fanatic to shame! This anomaly was truly and deeply investigated through the session, and much appreciated. This exploration was especially scintillating to navigate crisp thong tan lines decorating very firm muscular torso!