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London / Bella2836 - Harrow
« by Jackhem123 on October 01, 2026, 03:44:53 pm »
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Price: £100
Time: 1hr
Extras: Anal - £40, CIM - £30, Receive WS - £30, Squirting - £40. Not on website but in text DFK - £30

Comms: All by text, pretty quick to respond.

Location: North Harrow about 15/20 walk from the station (North Harrow or Harrow on the Hill). But I drove and plenty of on street parking near by.

Accom: Nice enough room, but the shower is small and with only the rainfall shower head so your head may get wet if not careful

SP: I thought she looked like her photos, they might be a bit older and she has a slight waist but nothing that bothered me. She was clean and smelled nice. Personality was nice and friendly.

Action: Got in and had a shower, but she started with a massage (more of a back rub) with loads of baby oil. Then to OWO which was good but didn't really go deep. then on with the condom and started in CG then moved into doggy from which i came pretty quick. Chatted for a while and tried round two but I'm a cum once guy so while she got me hard and I did get to fuck her in doggy again I wasn't going to come so called it there. She can take a pounding.

Overall: A positive as she did everything i wanted but i don't think i would return unless I was in the mood for P&D not sure.

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London / The MIA - Farringdon
« by deg_dilemma on October 01, 2026, 02:48:35 pm »
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Cost: £140 for 45 minutes

Comms: Easy over text and responsive. This meeting was a few weeks ago.

Location: Easy to find, a few minutes walk from the station. Arrived, phoned her and was buzzed in and up the stairs, no problem.

MIA: Very well described by many others here already. Probably mid-30s, cute and quirky blonde. Slim size 8 with small tits and a very tidy pussy. As others have said, GND looks rather than slutty or model look. Super personality puts you at easy immediately. Friendly and willing to take guidance during the session.

Meeting: Seems like a standard black dress she wears to greet people. Looks good and I'm happy. Showered and straight in for the action. Lots of uninhibited DFK, very much the GFE with the hugs and touching all over. She's OK with tit sucking and gentle fingering. Went for oral without this time (I don't usually) and it was lovely. Her pussy tasted good too so I spent some time down there. Cycled through several positions , my fave being standing doggy. Popped once and that was me done - into the shower and out on time.

Conclusion: Lovely girl and a fun meet. Good value considering the extortionate prices SPs are charging now, and she doesn't charge extra for services that should be considered normal like OWO, RO etc. I'd like to try WS next with her - which is an extra £30... so yes, I probably will see her again  :P

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London / SophieSanchez - Dollis Hill
« by chilluk on October 01, 2026, 10:47:45 am »
Total £310, including extra owo (£20), kissing (£10) and anal (£100),
Met her beginning of September
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Services: Genuine GFE with DFK, owo, ro, fingers (one and then two), rimming on her, anal (prearranged extra).

Communication was excellent. She does her own comms so a bit of delay to begin with. I believe she has another job too and so it is unlikely to be a conveyor belt situation.

Her place is on the ground floor of a newly renovated flat just off the north circular. It is spacious and immaculate. I drove there and free parking was available in the street and nearby.

Sophie is a slim and petite girl with a hot body shape that is exactly my type. Her profile does not show much but I was very pleased with what I saw when she opened the door. I find her very attractive and I fancied her immediately. Her boobs are natural and a handful, butt is full and bouncy, great to grab hold of and slap. She is beautifully manicured and pedicured which was a bonus. She was a little reserved at first but very quickly opened up to great conversation about her recent past and how she ended up in this part of the world. Conversation just flowed freely quickly after she warmed up. She has a great personality with good sense of humour.

After a few minutes of polite conversation, I Initiated kissing and started stroking her and LFK, gradually developed into passionate DFK, after which DFK was available throughout the rest of the meet.
I kissed her boobs and moved slowly down to her pussy. Her pussy is pale and neat and looked so enticing. I loved eating her out and I was down there for a long while, introduced a finger and then two. It felt so tight I could barely move my fingers to stroke her G spot. She then turned over without prompting and invited me to continue to lick her pussy some more and to rim her. I later found out that she loved being taken from behind.... Then she said it her turn to pleasure me and offered to give me owo including balls licking. She licked from the base up and down and round the tip which felt great.
She then asked me to fuck her in doggie. Her pussy was tight as expected and felt amazing. Then we moved to the main event something was had discussed and agreed on WhatsApp. She told me she loved anal but do not do it often which made me wanting to do it even more as I expected it would feel amazing. After removing her butt plug, she lubed up, we started anal in cowgirl where she lowered herself slowly. Her arse was even tighter than pussy as expected. We had to move slowly to begin with, but once inside, we fucked vigorously with her moving up and down and grinding on my cock and me rubbing her clit at the same time. She urged me not to come yet which was not easy. After a few minutes, she told me she was closed to coming shortly after reached a body shaking orgasm and collapsed on top of me. It felt so sexy seeing her having such a big orgasm. She stayed there unmoved with me inside her for a few more seconds. It was then my turn to cum by fucking her pussy in missionary, with more DFK with a lot of tongue play until I came.

Overall, it was a very hot and passionate GFE session with a sexy young girl who cleary enjoyed sex. She gave me a big kiss and said I was hot as I was leaving which was a nice touch.
In summary:
Location: 9/10
Physical: 9/10
Meet: 10/10
Will I return? Definitely Yes. I have already arranged for a re-match.

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London / Polish Sara - Greenwich
« by Nomerzypuntr on October 01, 2026, 10:14:13 am »
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Worst Punt of this Year!!
Rom Mechanical service with Brit attitude

Happened 2 weeks ago, 140£ for an hour

Travelled to London (Flx bus 6 hrs) contacted her early in the morning via AW email and text msg. Got AW reply, meeting in afternoon. I reached her location bit earlier, for a moment I thought she ghosting me. I texted her no reply. After sometime she called, told her house number, the no. was tricky coz there was 2 houses with the same number. It was residential area so I need to be careful. I asked her for guidance she was furious at phone, kind of rude attitude. Then I found her real house. She opened door let me in. Tall woman in gown, told me to takeoff shoes downstairs, it was too warm inside her house.

I asked her for shower, gave her cash. I got travel towel she direct me to bath, she gone downstairs. Shower gel, mouth wash was there. After shower I went to bedroom, she was in black bra n panties. She is tall same as my height, model like body, blonde hair, decent lips and ass, her boobs enhanced hard, got navel piercings, a tattoo in her arm, age around late 30s has decent makeup.

She asked me what to do like- Kissing BJ Sex Massage. Started off FK, I grabbed her body touching her back, ass. She rubbed my cock while kissing, didn’t hug or embrace me at all. Felt like little distancing, I got hard she told me to lie down on bed. Before OWO she said no CIM, I said ok, gave OWO she don’t go down only suck at tip, no balls action. I want to foreplay,  I told her to lie down, WTH she’s like no enthusiasm, I was getting bad vibe. I asked her if she don’t like foreplay, she answered “ I like, but not this way”. I was surprised what I did was gently kissing her body, touching her nipples, back and ass. She said some sex, I agreed. She put on condom and lube, started CG n finished in missionary. She closed her eyes, no eye contact, she didn’t touch me at all. I cum in bag she gave the wipes I cleaned myself. Then her massage, she put too much oil on my back and rubbing it, although I felt too warm, it was like delaying time. I knew her intention n we both want to get rid of us.
2nd round, she started OWO trying to make me hard. Went for sex, Doggy, Mish, Legs on Shoulder changing positions. She told me finish, showed me her watch n time. I finished in doggy style, I pushed her hips closer to me,fucking her harder faster. She gave me wipes, cleaned myself. No shower offered, I get dressed up and left asap.

Not recommend if looking for GFE, still wonder about her AW feedback and UKP positives. I give her Neutral coz FK OWO Sex Massage but it was nearly negative for me coz no interaction at all. Shame she got the body type I like.

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London / Lally - diva escorts - Green Park
« by jkk22 on October 01, 2026, 10:14:03 am »
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Met Lally within the last couple of days and had an incredible time.
First time using diva, booking process was very easy. Submitted the request online and got a message back within a few minutes to say they were checking her availability. Confirmed shortly after, sent address, fee and extras confirmed.
Booked 90 mins with a-level for £600. Way more than I’d usually spend, this was a special treat.

She buzzed me in and greeted me with a kiss. Won’t spend long on the venue as she said she is moving very shortly to soho, but was clean and adequate. Sorted her fee, she offered me a few drink options and I went for a shower.

Was very happy with Lally’s appearance. Is she as utterly flawless as the photos suggest, perhaps not but certainly not far off. Never love doing this part of entirely breaking down a woman’s looks and body, she has minor skin imperfections around her chin/jaw and some scarring under her breasts. Not an issue at all, almost just lets you know she’s human. She has very sexy dark eyes, a naughty and sexy smile and a truly stunning, fit, slim body. Beautiful soft skin, a delicious pussy. Knew I was in for a fun time.

When I returned from my shower she was ready for me and we went straight into fk. Very enjoyable and available throughout the meet. She was wearing some lingerie which began to be removed and I explored her body whilst we kissed in front of the mirrors. She then dropped to her knees and gave me owo. She is very good at this. Nice suction, wetness and depth. Nothing extreme but felt amazing, she would go deep and gag a little. And use her hands to reach underneath and play with my balls and taint. Along with some ball sucking. I returned the favour and she tasted glorious. Could have done that for hours. She then suggested 69 and sat on my face.

After a while I needed to fuck her. We went straight to anal which she was happy with.
(As a brief aside, my main motivation for my very occasional punts is to meet gorgeous women who love being fucked in the arse. So more than happy to hear suggestions below as there seems to be less and less around. Previously reviewed Poppy, Valentina Rosa doesn’t seem to be around atm or these funds would have likely gone her way. I’m tempted by Crystal powers, also pretty expensive).
Lube and rubber applied and I entered her gorgeous arse in dodgy. Super tight and felt amazing. Switched to mish. She was happy for me to fuck her hard and move her legs as desired. With some encouragement, she gave some great dirty talk. She said anal is her favourite. After a while she grabbed her vibe and Used this on her clit whilst I fucked her. She came annd this was glorious to watch. Eye contact with this stunning woman, talking filth to you whilst fucking her tight arse is pretty special and I came in her arse.

Chat between rounds was nice. She is very sweet and chilled.

Round two was more of the same. More oral both ways, more anal and this time I came in her pussy.
There was no rushing from her.

Would recommend Lally. Have always thought Brazilian women are amazing.

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Hi all

Been to various phoenix parties, so instead of giving a review on a particular party I will do the girls that have been there.

Overall I would say I enjoy phoenix parties and would return or recommend if you can oversee the occasional poor attitude.

Trinity - trinity is reasonably attractive. However, her attitude can be very poor depending on what day you catch her on. I’ve seen her openly bad mouth / put down other punters in front of other punters, saying they’re old or have small dicks. On other days she seems to be better, but she does in general complain a lot. But when it comes down to the action, she is happy to oblige.

Maya - actually very sweet and accommodating and looks better than she does in her photos

Juliana - reasonably attractive. Slightly deep voice, perhaps from steroid abuse? Was also not very nice. Poor attitude. And when penetrating she said something along the lines of ‘omg like that? Come on baby harder’. Basically just wanting me to orgasm quickly.

There was another girl who I can’t seem to recall the name of or see on the website. She was mixed race but quite pretty and very nice.

The vibe at the parties is usually pretty welcoming. Punters being kind to each other. Although I did have one slightly strange scenario where one of the guys took one of the girls on the bed and just talked for 30 mins or so. They were deep in conversation. I think she didn’t mind because it was essentially like time off for her. I was hovering around trying to indicate to her but she didn’t seem too bothered. The guy was also oblivious.

Sounds like I’m being abit moany here but overall the girls are up for whatever you want as long as you don’t mind the occasional stinky attitude and hog punter.

Price is also decent.

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Price: £120 p/h + 30 FK + 30 OWO = £180. Anal is on offer for £80 but didn't partake.

Location: Basement flat 10 mins walk from Golders green station / 15 mins from Cricklewood.

Comms: via text, in person her English is good to hold a basic conversation.

Description: Resembles the pictures, a little bigger around a size 12 which was mentioned in one of her ads, not slim but not fat, would describe her body as "thick". Stands around 5'7-8. One of her breasts is fake and the hair is a wig (Didn't ask but i assume some previous health issues). I found her attractive. She was wearing a pair of small shorts and a small white tank top.

Sent a text as i got to the location and given a door number. Was asked not to ring the buzzer. She opened the main door and led me downstairs to her flat.

Started with some standing LFK while i undressed her. Move onto the bed where she made her way down for some OWO, good depth about 75% of the way down, no hands and was making gagging noises. Lasted for about 10 mins before moving back on top of me for some more LFK. I flipped her over and made my way down for some RO to buy some time / reset my cock before sex. She seemed receptive to it. On with the condom and asked to start in CG and she started bouncing away with some LFK during. I wanted to switch positions as i was getting close but she wanted to continue CG. The LFK then started to be DFK and more intense and she claimed to have came but so did i before managing to switch positions.

We continue with DFK between rounds for about 10 mins and then on with the condom for round 2, CG and Missionary to completion. After we have a little chit chat while cuddling, then we just laid there both tired from the activities. I was waiting for the time to end but she just laid on my chest, being conscious of the time i had to peel my self away got dressed, a hug and kiss and i was on my way. Once out i checked my watch and was there for about 70mins.

Summary: Nice GFE with an enthusiastic girl. Extra's (OWO FK) a little pricey though.

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London / Aleena Khan - Heathrow UB7
« by GCAS9 on October 01, 2026, 12:26:38 am »
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Date and Time: March 2026 - early afternoon

Venue: Popular hotel on the Bath Road.
very easy to come and go like any other guest.

Time booked: 30 minutes

Fee: £110

Communication: Very prompt, answered politely but succinctly within five minutes of my queries.

The meet:
I had arrived at the hotel about ten minutes before our agreed time, but then got a text saying to wait 15 minutes as she was running behind.  Fortunately she messaged 10 minutes later to slightly unusually make my way up to a floor of the hotel rather than give me her room number, but I was pleased with my first impressions when i met her in that floor's corridor.  She was as described in her profile and even better looking than her photos suggest.  She was wearing the body-conforming rainbow dress that she's wearing in one of her public gallery photos.

We small-talked and she was friendly as we took the brief walk back to her hotel room, which was tidy and had a lovely flowery scent to it.

Once there i had better opportunity to admire her figure and face.  She's pretty facially and her body is just right, neither bony anorexic stick thin nor flabby overweight obese, so the photos on her profile are accurate.  We embraced and was happy to have the opportunity to feel her firm body and lovely breasts, as well as breathe in her wonderful perfume.  I was pleased that her grooming was impeccable, no stale or unpleasant scents to spoil the mood.  After a few minutes full kissing she suggested we moved to the bed.  I had already slid my trousers down and my soldier was ready for attention, so she enthusiastically started giving owo, which was quite attentive and firm with no toothiness.  I loved how she'd pause and give some dirty talk, and i could see and hear that she loved taking charge too.

So after making sure i was nice and firm, she slipped the condom on and lay down and invitingly spread open, giving me the opportunity to lick her out as she continued her suggestive dirty talk.  I was pleased her hygiene was impeccable and her wetness great to witness and savour, which helped me to keep hard, and after a few minutes of dining i just had to oblige by sliding my wood into her as she lay in spread missionary position, giving her a good quick pound which she happily took.

I was conscious of time and got a bit tired in missionary so suggested we fucked in doggy, and her arse was a nice firm sight, she was happy my holding her beautiful firm mounds as i pounded her from behind, with encouraging dirty talk.  She then suggested she went cowgirl on me, and so we flipped round and i enjoyed sucking her nipples whilst she bounced up and down on my cock and her breasts pendulumed.

i struggled to finish despite her enthusiasm and dominance, so i suggested we finish off with her sitting on my face to lick her out as she wanked me off and that did the trick for me.

So i hit bang on the clock and we made our goodbyes, didn't give me time to shower but had a quick clean up with some baby wipes, already planning for when next she'll be back in Heathrow and i could book for longer.

The good (positive):
Good comms, good figure as represented by photos, dominant yet friendly and enthusiastic, perfect grooming and hygiene with sensual scents, naturally dominant with her sex

The bad (neutral):
Slightly odd meeting in the corridor instead of by the room, felt a little rushed towards the end of the 30 minutes with no time left for a shower

The ugly (negative):
The only negative for me was not booking a longer one hour session

Overall: POSITIVE
I had mulled over giving a neutral for being slightly rushed at the 30 minute mark, but i left quite happy and satisfied, and so I feel a positive rating is fair

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London / Effy from House of Divine
« by CigarSmoke on September 30, 2026, 11:58:47 pm »
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Price: first visit £150 (£10 discount due to admin error)
second visit £160
third visit £170 (due to price increase)

When: I saw Effy three times. First and second time was last year in January and feburary respectively. Third time was May this year.

First time I try to see Effy the receptionist screwed up the booking so I went to Victoria for nothing. I book again and offered me a £10 discount as an apology.

Services used: kissing, cim, pussy eating, sucking tits, missionary, fingering.

Communication: Booking was done by text messages to and its straight forward.

Description of her: She's an aerialist. I always want to shag a circus performer or an aerial artist. She does poses on aerial apparatuses such as a hoop and an unusual apparatus where you use your mouth and teeth. Imagine your mouth holding up your whole bodyweight, ouch.

Looks exactly as the photos on the website show. Except tattoo removal marks. Her body type is my type. She is relaxed and easy going like many other reviews of her said.

First and second meet: We talk about her aerial artist activities. I showed her videos on my phone of me performing on dance shows and doing rehearsals. And she showed me videos and pictures of her aerial stuff too. Its impressive.

We finish talking and got to work. Kissing, muff diving, missionary, suck/play with her tits, fingering, missionary again and finishing with the cim. Muff diving is my favourite part. Effy always says "oh yes." when getting eaten out. Finishing in her mouth is another favourite part.

Third meet: Same as above but at the start she gave me a massage. She massaged my legs and shins very gently. I wish I said no as I didn't really need it.

Other notes: The only thing I don't like is her lip fillers. The one thing I dislike the most. Without them she will be perfect and kissing will be better. She's got faint marks on her body which means she had tattoos removed and it didn't bother me. And I ask Effy if she can do some contortion back bend moves here but she can't. Thats okay. I wish there is an Effy near me so I don't have to travel all the way to London. Its not often you get an aerialist who's a service provider. Apparently she had a recent boob job? I hope I'm wrong as Effy certainly doesn't need it. Effy if you're reading this please don't. You look better without them I promise you!

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London / Miss Casey -Edgware Road
« by tsg10000sghost on September 30, 2026, 11:41:48 pm »
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Visited in Mid June 2026

Comms: All comms via Text Message, everything arranged very quickly with probably a couple of hours notice, as others said very good at responding and easy to make arrangements

Location: Close to Edgware Road District/Circle Line station. Was a weekend and quiet time of day so very few people about, never saw anyone in the building as well but can image this could be different later in the day/in the week. Flat was compact, but everything clean.

Lady: Shorter, stocky/muscular lady, black hair, not unatracctive with it. I agree the aw pictures are definitely out of date,. Very friendly and chatty when not in dom mode, definitely know she is in charge though!

Price: £160 for an hour, was in and out well within that time, but that's part down to me as much as anything else...

The Punt: Once in the flat, paperwork was dealt with, I had already showered before heading over, so it was straight down to business. It did feel at times like she has aa set formula, but she was able to put in a few small changes to personalise it a bit. Services included being blindfolded, tied up in various positions, some light cbt/spanking/pain, some teasing, then the inevitable strapon fuck and being jerked off by her at the same time. She did try to slow down a few times to edge me, but a combination of prescribed medication making things harder to control and her pace being quite high, it saw me exploding very quickly and everything over. She did remark afterwards that I was quite tense/tight down there so had to use a smaller toy than her usual favourite, but she didn't try to force it when it was clear I was struggling.

Shower offered and accepted afterwards, then back out into the normal world to carry on the day probably in around 45 minutes.

Borderline between neutral and positive due to feeling very much like a fixed formula at times and being out quite quickly, but just enough in the positive to push it that way.

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London / PrettyMatureLoira Whitechapel
« by Wristspinner on September 30, 2026, 11:03:16 pm »
I made a mistake today, I went up to the City and looked for a mature lady to visit.

Her facial looks are not great but that is not always the deal breaker for me. Her body is fine big tits, nice bum a bit of a tummy but a quite good figure.

Comms were just about ok, I called and got an answerphone message, left a request for a late morning visit, half hour later got a text giving me the postcode and road, text back and agreed a time told to come to a block of flats and call, google maps did not send me to right block, got a call asking where I was was text better directions which was 100m from where maps sent me. Eventually got to the flat in a run down block in a run down area. Entering the flat it became clear that the person I spoke to was not the lady who had a very poor understanding of English. The flat itself was quite run down and messy.

Paid for an hour £120 (should have opted for half hour). She was friendly, DFK was not great she started to give OWO but kept wiping my cock, wanted fingering and put a condom on my first two fingers on one hand and see to enjoy it, but her OWO was not great felt quite toothy and with her lack of language I could not advise her how to improve.

Eventually she said Fuck Fuck, I agreed and she put a condom on, it was a thick condom and she took a few minutes to get it on, by which time I was not as hard, she would not do cowgirl and so I had to get on top. Her pussyis tight and with the condom issues I could not achieve penetration.

We went back to OWO to finish but it was too vigorous as I prefer more sensual, was mostly HR, and overall disappointing.

After finishing she seemed to offer a massage but I declined and was out in 40 minutes.

Overall a poor punt.

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London / Elena_Sexy_Thai Catford
« by moogen on September 30, 2026, 10:56:52 pm »
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Booked via text, early morning and I was the first customer of the day

Location is a block of flats near Catford station, same as this girl reviewed previously https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=463909.0 there is paid parking on the road outside.

I was all set for a basic punt but after meeting Elena the little brain in my trousers took over and I immediately signed up for all of her options - £130 1 hr, £20 OWO, £20 DFK and £50 anal

Stunning young thai girl, maybe 5'4 in height, lovely curvy ass and big enhanced tits that reminded me of one of those Japanese anime girls. They are firm and sit proud even when she's lying on her back. Some filler in the lips but not duckface level. She's friendly and quite timid. Told me she is 24 which seems accurate. She has a huge Yakuza-style tattoo over her back and a few more in other places. Pics on AW are accurate, arguably she's nicer in person.

After taking care of business she offered me a shower which I passed since I'd just had one, and I started by pulling down her bra and sucking her nipples, then moved to the bed where we had some sensual DFK (this was a highlight) before I removed her thong and went down on her. She was responsive and let out some gentle moans and rubbed my arms as I ate her pussy for a good 20 minutes but couldn't get her over the line. She was very wet.

We then swapped places and she gave me a sloppy BBBJ with some occassional DFK which was superb. I was desperate to fuck her at this point so she rubbered me up and we started with me on top - she has a lovely tight pussy and didn't put any lube on which was unusual. The bed was too soft which made the angle annoying so I put my hands under her arse cheeks and lifted her closer so I could get deep while she moaned in my ear, I could have fucked her like this for hours lol

I moved her into an open spoon position where I could hold her tits, kiss her and fuck her at the same time, then into doggy. After a good bit of pounding from behind, her little asshole was looking tempting so I started massaging it with my thumb and she took the hint. She lubed it up and grabbed my cock, steering it into her back door. With a little moan from her it slipped in and I started off slow before picking up the pace to a solid pounding. No complaints from her, she was quietly moaning with her head back. I leaned forward and she turned her head to me for some DFK, and I reached around to her pussy which was soaking wet. I massaged her clit and slipped a couple of fingers in while I was fucking her ass. It's been a looong time since a SP has let me do this.

She took a pretty hard pounding and I ended up cumming in her ass. After the cleanup she offered me a massage and gave me a pretty nice oiled back rub, nothing special but made a change from the usual torture most thai girls dish out.

After a quick shower I was out the door right on the hour.

Summary: 10/10 would see her again, was pricey but a genuine PSE I won't be forgetting in a hurry. Other reviews mentioned she seemed tired/ sore but I didn't notice this so perhaps best to visit her early in the day if possible.

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London / Lara ... – Whitechapel
« by Dwayne_Hicks on September 30, 2026, 09:51:17 pm »
Meet happened last week – another petite Pole pretty(ish) face. She reminded me of Pam Anderson (only facially) for a second but might have been the light!
Lara was full of smiles and was welcoming and easy to talk to. Overall light positive because she offers a very vanilla GFE and her bod wasn’t what I’m after (too petite).

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Comms: she does her own and responds quickly – pre-arranged the meet on the day in about 3-4hrs ahead of the meet

Price: £100 / 30 mins (she said she doesn’t have any all on her Enjoys List)

Location: close to the tube station and off the main road so fairly discrete.

First impression (aka the 3 B’s): Boat: 7/10; Bod: 5/10; Bants: 6/10.
I’d say she’s around 30yo, interesting face but I wasn’t fan of her body too many little moles and she’s way too athletic for my liking. She did try and have a conversation which I appreciated  :thumbsup:
Services: Light FK (no tongues :dash:), OWO (she asked OW/OWO), CG, Doggy and Mish (covered) 7/10

The action: usual hide behind the door then she showed me to the room – think she’s sharing with another SP. She is petite and quite sporty so not much to hang onto anywhere at all. Her tits are very small and she has a tight bottle but not enough curve for my liking. Paperwork out of the way and she asked if I needed a shower which I’ve taken. Small cubical shower with the usual scolding hot or extremely cold if you touch it.   
Back in the room and she has gone in for a kind of striptease dance which I didn’t really care much about but thought why not. She turned around and began open mouth DFK but not tongues. Invited me to lay on the bed and asked if I’d prefer OW or OWO – OWO for me. Decent OWO technique slow and varied but she didn’t attempt to deepthroat and when I’ve asked for it she only delivered a couple of pumps... She asked if I’d like to fuck or continue OWO I said lets go and got her to climb ontop once she put the dom on.
She applied a lot of lube and her CG was mechanical so I was getting bored quite quickly :scare:  I said to switch positions and went for it in mish – she can really take a pounding. Was happy to take it hard and fast for a while and encouraged me with strong moans. Switched to doggy which was a good sight tbh to her as she’s quite sporty so no cellulite anywhere. She really cranked up the moans in doggy and I finished in the dom soon after.

The chat after: nice chat once again as I was relaxing on the bed and didn’t feel rushed at all, took probably the exact 30 mins with 2 showers.

Conclusion: it was a borderline neutral for me but Lara is a decent plan B shag at this price point so may return if in the area.

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London / Elena_Sexy_Thai - Catford
« by Pleasure4ever on September 30, 2026, 09:01:45 pm »
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Comms
Waited a bit for the first response but smooth afterwards by maid.

Location
5min from the Catford stations
Low rise council.

Girl
Not as pretty as painted by most of the reviews of hers.
Boobs are hard, pointy nipples. 5’2” long extension black hair. Duck lip job, not a fan of tattoos, whole back and front leg as per pics.
Some excess belly fat but she’s young so gets away with it.
Some punters put her at the top for beauty and overall package.
She’s outside top 10 of my reviewed Thais.

Paid £130/60 + £20 for DFK - worth it

Action
Disrobed, solo shower.
Back in the room into DFK, lips a bit in the way.
She is a great snogger could go at it for an hour.
Went down on her and she kept her hand over her pussy and legs firmly closed, no RO, just finished her period.
Appreciate she told me but from here the mood went south.
I said you suck me then, she said extra for OWO, I didn’t want to argue so went with that.
Then fucked her for the next 30min until the alarm has gone off.
She was exhausted and so was I, the fucking was pretty good, and she did seem to tremble a few times.

If not for services denied this would be mild Positive.
Facially not bad just not my top 10.

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London / 🔥 LARY PARTY GIRL 🔥- Hanwell
« by adamk2017k on September 30, 2026, 08:47:18 pm »
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Location: Hanwell - West London, in an apartment block, easy parking on street and easy access to building, discrete.

Cost: £80 for 30 mins + £20 for OWO - Total £100

Coms: Very good met her within an hour of reaching out to her letting her know i'd be near by soonish

Lady: Better than the pics, very slim waist, likely 6, peachy little ass with the most beautifully soft tanned skin, permitted like slapping of her ass and it has a lovely feel and jiggle to it. Note if you are into big breasts, she isn't for you, shes got tiny tits, like to fill an A cup with room to spare. She is just very cute looking and the long curly hair just did it for me!

Action: Things got off to a good start pretty much as soon as we entered the room. We sorted the gift and started getting undressed straight away. She was wearing some very sexy pink lingerie and helped me undress, which made everything feel relaxed and natural from the off.

Her English is pretty poor, but she knows enough of the important words to keep things moving! More importantly, I was immediately relieved that she genuinely looked as good as the pictures. She was so fucking cute and sexy in person that I had that instant feeling this was going to be a good one.

There are a couple of restrictions worth mentioning. She doesn't allow oral on her, touching is fine but no licking, and kissing is light lip kissing rather than DFK. Normally restrictions like that can annoy me, but this was a very last minute arrangement so I hadn't asked beforehand, and honestly I was so taken with her looks that neither bothered me much.

Those lovely full pouty lips soon went to work anyway. She started kissing my neck and slowly worked her way down my body. Weirdly, one of the things I enjoyed most was feeling all that long curly hair brushing over me as she moved down. It felt fucking great.

By the time she reached my now rock hard cock, she started with light kisses before licking from the tip, down the shaft and onto my balls. I let her tease away like this for a few minutes before deciding I'd had enough of the slow treatment and wanted to see what else she could do.

I gently motioned for her to try taking me deeper. Deepthroating clearly isn't her strongest skill and things became a little toothy at times, but strangely that almost added to the fun of it. She'd try, start gagging, look up at me smiling and laughing, then go straight back and try again. There was something incredibly sexy about how playful she was about it rather than making the whole thing feel mechanical.

She persevered for probably another 15 minutes, alternating between licking my balls and shaft and attempting to deepthroat me. Eventually I think she was getting tired because she suggested, "fuck me", but by this point I'd got it into my head that I wanted to finish from the blowjob.

I asked her to stop with the slow sensual stuff and suck me faster instead. This brought up restriction number three, no CIM. Bit of a shame because at that point I'd have happily filled her mouth, but I was enjoying myself far too much to care. I asked whether I could finish over her chest instead and she happily agreed.

She picked up the pace and I asked her to concentrate just on the top half with quick movements. That absolutely did the job. Within a few minutes I told her I was getting close and she immediately lay flat on the bed, still giggling.

I climbed partly over her and she then did something that absolutely finished me off. She spat into her hand like a lady, gave me another one of those cheeky smiles and started wanking me quickly to the finish.

Now, she's very short and apparently my aim wasn't particularly well calibrated for the height difference! The first payload completely overshot those tiny tits and landed on her chin and right cheek. She briefly had a slightly panicked expression but, credit where it's due, she soldiered on and kept wanking me without missing a beat while the rest splattered over her chest, tiny tits and gorgeous midriff.

Once I'd finally emptied the tank, I climbed off and handed her some wipes from beside the bed so she could clean up the carnage, grabbing a few for myself as well. After having about a week's worth built up, it was a mighty fucking load, so she certainly earned those wipes!

Strangely, afterwards I was actually glad I hadn't fucked her. The ending had been about as perfect as it could have been with this one and I left very satisfied.

I'll definitely be back to fuck her on the next visit though. I absolutely want to experience that pussy because it looks ridiculously nice and tight.

She's apparently from Brazil and is only here for another week before heading back. She said she isn't sure where she'll be when she returns as she likes moving locations because punters apparently get bored seeing the same girls.

One final mention for the chap doing security. Lovely guy, really friendly, and we had a laugh both on the way in and back out, mainly about what a lucky fucker he is getting to work there. I told him if he ever needs a break he can get my number off her because I'm quite happy to cover his shift for free!

Overall, a very fun encounter with a gorgeous, playful little Brazilian who looked even better in person than I'd hoped. Despite a few restrictions and the language barrier, her personality, looks and playful attitude more than made up for them.

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London / Sophie_Valentim / Nilou (Diva) - Bond Street
« by patelprat on September 30, 2026, 07:58:32 pm »
Sophie_Valentim / Nilou (Diva) - Bond Street

I came across this stunning lady's AW profile recently. Loved her photos, especially her incredible body, so I decided to see her.
I think she is on a few sites, but I booked via AW.
I saw her twice, first time near Paddington, second time near Bond Street, and she has now moved again. This is a review of the second meeting.

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Services Requested: DFK/RO/OWO/protected sex/CIM.

Cost: £280 for 1 hour (£220 base, OWO £30, CIM £30)
(This all would be £420 via Diva!!)

Comms: Straightforward via WhatsApp. She does her own comms I believe. She's still learning English, so uses a translator for the messages I think.

Location: Small upstairs flat near Bond street, on a very busy and noisy restaurant street, so not very discreet. But she's moved now (a little further north I believe).

Girl:
Gorgeous, super fit, striking Brazilian lady, really pretty face, aged maybe mid-late 20s, long dark hair. Quite tall at around 5'8-5'9, large enhanced boobs, firm and really well done. Real beach babe look. Washboard abs. Definitely a head-turner for me. Great shapely ass too. Quite fair skinned. Her body is absolutely incredible - gym fit, well defined, very hot.
Her English is a bit patchy, had to use google translate a few times for more complex sentences, but she understands the basics.

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Meeting:
Let into the flat, no hiding, smiles and straight into a welcoming smooch. I asked her to wear her gym kit (as pictured in one of the photos above), and she looked incredible. Exactly like you see in the photos.  Could take my eyes off her. Her ample cleavage almost popping out of her crop top. Slim and very fit.
Did the paperwork, she didn't bother to count. She put some music on her phone and we DFK'd. Good amount of tongue, very nice. I kissed her neck, shoulders, she did the same for me. Moved to the bed, we both stripped. I couldn't take my hands off her body. Lay her down on the bed, more DFK, sucked on her gorgeous tits, licked her armpits (she tried very hard not to giggle). Kissed and licked her everywhere. Moved down to her pussy, began eating her out. Gorgeous little pussy. She was letting out appreciative moans (fake or not, who knows!) Kept this up for a while, she was gripping my hands, getting wetter and wetter, eventually got her to orgasm, hard to tell if genuine or not. Took a breather. I laid back and asked her to kiss my body and suck me nipples, which felt amazing. My cock was rock hard. She moved down, gave my cock a quick wipe down (not a huge fan of that, but I guess she wanted to be sure I was clean), and proceeded with OWO, which was really nice. Good depth, really got into it, spitting on my cock too for lots of moisture. Licked my balls too, nice and sloppy. Brought her up for more kissing. She reached for a condom, I had to put it on myself. She mounted me for a very tight fit. Then lots of slow fucking, gradually building up the pace. I played with her lovely tits some more. Switch to mish, more of the same. Pinned her armpits back and held them behind her head as I rammed her, with the occasional DFK. More kissing the side of my neck and shoulders. got her legs on my shoulders and pounded some more. Moved to a sideways fuck and slowed down the pace. I asked for doggy, luckily she had a mirror near the bed, so we faced it and I pumped away. So good seeing it in the mirror, her ass vibrating off my cock as I penetrated her.
We took a breather. Had a chat about random stuff with the help of the translate app. I was ready to cum. She lay back as I wanked over her and eventually ejaculated. The first spurt went over her face, but I landed the second one in her mouth, but then she started coughing, maybe she wasn't expecting it, so her reflex made her pull away before I'd fully finished, which was a shame.
We had some time left, I wasn't going to cum again, so I invited her to cuddle next to me and chat. Really nice person, tries her best to please. She asked me how to use AW, so I showed her that on her phone (I got her to write me some feedback while I was at it :D )
She told me she wants to get back into the gym. She showed me some photos and videos from back in Brazil. She told me she loves training her ass. I told her she looks exactly the same as now, but she insisted she was in better shape before  :D
I moaned a bit to her about wanting more eye contact during sex next time and the fact she moved away too soon with the CIM. Luckily she didn't get mad at my constructive feedback lol
She gave me little touches and caresses as we spoke, which I really liked. Quite affectionate in those final minutes. Eventually got up, hugged and kissed her at the door, got a final feel and look at her fit naked body before me, and left, a few mins over time.

Overall:
Positive

A nice lady, physically she is very attractive, lovely personality, good DFK, she tries hard to please.
But I'm quite particular about things these days, I don't see girls just for sex, so a few things that would have made the girlfriend experience even better:
-More eye contact during sex - she looked down a lot (she later told me she was a bit shy!) Good eye contact in a GFE during sex is important for me.
-Better CIM - as mentioned, she moved away a bit too soon, before I had finished cumming.
She's not cheap, but I'd be paying much more for all that with Diva, and I am guessing she'd only see half of that.



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London / Alison - Canada Water
« by Londonchef on September 30, 2026, 06:49:47 pm »
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Visited recently ,2 girls for half hour, sex with both owo with both plus cim with one.Total £180.
Contact via WhatsApp, she will send you photo shopped pictures, they are off the girls but flattering.
No point in describing the girls they change every week.
There is parking, Canada Water, Surrey Quays stations 15 min walk away.
Perfectly acceptable flat on the 2nd floor, no lift.
Typical Chinese service,undress and dress you, fake moans but overall a good service pretty good owo from both and both had surprisingly tight pussies. The cim was performed well took the lot didn't break away immediately but gave a couple of more sucks then spat it out,then took a mouthful of ice cold water then put my cock back in her mouth, it was rather nice and a first for me!
I will return but it's different girls each week, I believe they used to operate in Deptford.
The photos on Viva St are not the girls you see.

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London / Zarah Spicy Girl - Crossharbour
« by koshkaj on September 30, 2026, 05:57:05 pm »
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Price paid: £140 for 60 mins + £20 OWO
Services: OWO, RO, 69, Protected Sex
Services Refused: None
Extras: None quoted in comms. Enquired on-site about OWO and quoted £20
Screening: None
When: August
Contact: WA

COMMS
Great, mid-afternoon initial contact, very fast responses. All arranged on at her apartment in under 2 hours. Was a small bit of a kerfuffle on arrival as she needed to provide some addition details, but it was all quickly done and buzzed in with no issues.

The Venue
Small apartment close to Crossharbour station. My first time here. On entry the living room to the left had a screen up and somebody else was there, not sure if it was another SP. Bedroom was large but cluttered. Lots of stuff around. Bed was a good size, height and firmness. Room had no windows, but was well-lit, cool and incense burning. Shower was modern, heated quickly, good pressure with gels and mouthwash. Clean towel was provided.

The SP
Pictures are pretty accurate. Big bolt ons, but not too hard, and a fairly ridiculous BBL. Average looking facially, bright red lippy on. Around 5'8 in heels. Perhaps a little better in person than in the pics. Flat belly too, but some scars around. Plenty of tattoos as shown. Fans of a natural look should seek elsewhere. Friendly, had some good banter with her during and after the punt, no real issues with communicating.

The Punt
In the room, paperwork sorted with the extra for OWO. Shower requested and taken. Zarah appears to have a routine, got me to sit on the bed and gave me a very good lapdance. Plenty of grinding, while i groped her. She removed the towel and resumed. Then we both stood and she backed that dumper up on me, twerking. No issues with spanking it. Embraced her from behind, slipped the bra off and and ran my hands all over her. Squeezed those tits and tweaked the nips with no complaints. She turned around and did more of the same from the front. DFK not offered, so she kept her face away, no biggie. Happy for me to kiss her neck and other areas. Went to work on those tits, Zarah was quite responsive and pulled me into her bosom while groaning away.

Next she reseated me on the bed and gave me some OWO. Nothing to shout about, not a whole lot of variation, plenty of licking up and down, kept a hand around the base so not too deep, but was okay. Some ball sucking too. Got me to lay back on the bed for more of the same. Reversed positions, spent some time on some more titty play, tit wank. Panties off, pussy was shaved, clean, no bad smells. Zarah seemed to be enjoying it. I suggested 69. She plopped that big ass on my face. Had to get my angles right to ensure i did not suffocate. BJ improved in this position, got some sloppiness going. We did this for quite a long time before i suggested we rubber up.

Mounted in CG. After some initial grinding, Zarah got into the squats position and gave me a surprisingly good pounding. She certainly had eaten her Weetabix that day. That BBL was slamming me hard. She had some decent stamina and could keep this up for longer than most. Moved to sit on the edge of the bed and let her continue. No issues with anything, arse was wobbling all over the gaff. Switched into mish and gave her some good deep strokes. She had no issue with a pounding so went to town a little while she encouraged me on. Then into spoons, and onto doggy and then prone bone. Zarah let me do whatever i wanted, as hard and fast as i desired. She seemed to be into things and kept me engaged and in the moment with her. I always enjoy rippling a big arse, grabbing it, parting the cheeks etc while fucking, and this happened in abundance. Finished off with a prolonged prone bone really trying to get as far inside her as possible, feeling those cheeks compressed as i ground her out until i filled the bag.

Rolled over to catch my breath, Zarah removed the rubber and cleaned me up then herself. Popped out briefly for a quick shower. Not long to go, so we had some interesting chat about dating and how she does not like guys trying to take her out on a date and going 50/50 and then expecting sex. Joked that i would be happy to take her on a date and pay for her meal, and she was quick to state that while she was open to that, when i brought her back to the apartment, sex would be additional cost :D

Recommendation:Yes. For those who have no issue with a man-made physique with a fun gal. I think better suited as a P&D, get in there, pound away and then head out. Zarah is keen to please and will make suggestions along the way to ease the punt along. I preferred Amaya overall, but Zarah showed me a good time and was a lot of fun. No idea if she will be returning, but not a bad shout if you are in the area.

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London / Petite Viki - Crossharbour/Canary Wharf
« by timw on September 30, 2026, 04:54:33 pm »
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COST: £160/1hr

COMMS:
via Whatsapp.  Speedy responses and helpful video of location provided shortly before start time.

VENUE:
Crossharbour DLR is the nearest station, or 15 mins walk from Canary Wharf tube.  Flat was easy to find and no reception desk so felt fairly discrete.
Spacious bathroom had everything needed and decent bedroom for the purpose.

APPEARANCE:
As others have said, Viki looks slimmer than her pics, I think that's a good thing. Breasts are a great shape (I think one recent review described as teardrop), a good handful for me and quite firm.
Legs and bum are in shape.  Lips are overly 'enhanced' but overall Viki has a pretty face.

SERVICE:
Viki met my dress request perfectly.

She was very keen to please and did everything I asked for.

Her style is soft and gentle rather than passionate/raunchy.  In terms of kissing I think she prefers light with a bit of tongue, but she is responsive to what you do.
I enjoyed a lot of OWO during the hour, a footjob while I gently played with her clit (she seemed to get quite into this), reverse oral, 69 and sex in various positions.  In contrast to last time where I felt restricted she took me quite deep in mish with her head at the edge of the bed. Highlights were doggy on the bed (including watching her play with her tits in the mirror), then a handjob to finish on her face.

Cleaned me up with a wet wipe after that while I got my breath back.  Unless I'm staying for another round I don't tend to indulge in lots of small talk, so I showered and left just about on the hour.

SUMMARY:
Highly recommended, would revisit again.

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London / SweetJuliaa - Gants Hill
« by AirForce1 on September 30, 2026, 04:08:30 pm »
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Date: Sept 2026

Cost: £80 for 30mins

Services: OW, 1x Protected Sex

Location / Accommodation: Gants Hill, off the A12 near the roundabout.

SP: Approx 24yrs old, pretty brunette with lovely dark eyes, she’s petite around 5’2, nice peachy bum and enhanced breast maybe C cup, she does have prominent scarring on her breast.

The meet: Originally planned to see Melissa (JScarlet BR) but this didn’t happen, so I opted to see Julia. Started off undressing and playing with her breast and sucking them. She then went down for some OW, good eye contact but nothing special. Then went doggystyle and finished in missionary. Overall a very average punt and more of a P&D. No issues with hygiene and she’s has a good attitude, just nothing particular standout and I was in and out in 20mins.

Would I return? No, I wouldn’t return. It’s a conveyor belt system here and the location is too well known for my liking so I won’t be back here.

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London / Helena_thebest in Rayners Lane
« by SloeJoggs on September 30, 2026, 12:16:42 pm »
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Comms: exchanged some WhatsApp messages to secure my booking a couple of hours in advance.

Location: cramped room in block of flats a short walk from Rayners Lane station.

Cost: £110 for hour + £20 for OWO & £20 for CIM

Lady: cute lithe Latina with bolt-ons in her mid twenties. Wasn’t so glammed up as in photos but very smiley in person.

Action: After stashing the cash Helena was straight into tonsil hockey before straddling me on the bed and stooping down for lots more DFK whilst I fondled her buttocks.

She then kissed her way down my torso before OWO, nice and sloppy with plenty of attention to my balls and perineum although (as Newbie2014 mentioned in his review) it did get a smidgen toothy when she attempted to deep-throat.

Helena slipped off her lingerie and popped a dom on me before hopping on top for cowgirl, once again stooping down for DFK whilst I groped her butt. Switched to missionary with lots more snogging as we worked up a sweat.

As her timer signalled the end of my hour Helena whipped off the condom for another bout of enthusiastic OWO and positioned herself so that I could rub her pussy as she did so. She was so wet I was able to slip a couple of fingers in and Helena moaned with pleasure as I stimulated her G spot. I then climaxed and Helena kept my cock in her mouth whilst caressing my balls until they were empty.

After disposing of my load Helena joked that was a lot of babies swimming in her mouth just then and she playfully licked her lips. Quick natter as I got dressed before a kiss and she escorted me out the apartment with a beaming smile.

Verdict: can see why Helena has proved popular as she delivers a passionate GFE at a competitive price point, without the usual London weighting.

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London / Desi Mouse - Sutton
« by Hummingbird2219 on September 30, 2026, 12:10:38 pm »
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Just joined, so my first review -

Venue -
This meeting took place during her recent tour at the House of Poitier, Sutton, which appears to be a well-known sex party venue.
There was a separate event on in the main house, but this a was a one-to-one booking with Desi in the adjacent garage, which is converted into a self-contained dungeon area, that is complete with various items of bondage equipment and a bed.
I had been a bit concerned about privacy prior to arrival, and thought that I may have been accessing the main house whilst the fetish event was in progress - but no, this was quite discreet and I would have no hesitation in attending this part of the HOP venue again.
Overall, the dungeon room was clean and appeared quite okay - I've been in better, and been in a lot worse too!

Communication -
The communication was excellent from Desi.
The date/time for the meeting were first arranged with a telephone call, and then all subsequent communication was via text, with Desi swift to answer throughout.
I had travelled from Wales specifically to meet with Desi, so I had booked a hotel in Sutton, which was less than a mile from the venue.
I arrived outside the HOP five minutes before the agreed time and sent Desi a message to say I had arrived - she responded immediately, informing me to knock the door to the garage area.

Desi -
Desi was standing behind the door, opening it as I approached - no knock required.
She was dressed in heels, red nickers and bra, and was wearing her trademark glasses and SLUT choker - and I have to say that, in person, I found her to be pretty, with a really fit body - my overall first impression was wow, this is a proper woman!!!
A quick hug and a kiss on the cheek and we headed off into the main room/dungeon at the rear of the garage.
We had a brief chat, and I handed over the money - £270 for 90 minutes, plus £50 to receive watersports from her - I would have gone for anal also, but she had indicated in her txt messages that she was not doing anal at the time.

On to the action - 
Once the business side was done, Desi came in for a kiss, stating - 'we can go as fast or as slow as you want, but you may have to slow me down as I can get carried away'!
We then French kissed for a while whilst our hands explored. I then asked for oral, which she duly obliged me with - this was available covered only, and was expertly delivered, with plenty of deep throating, attention to balls, and eye contact.
Once I'd had a good fill of her oral skills, I asked if I could return the favour on her - then followed a long session of oral and rimming on her, which she appeared to enjoy - making all the right noises and providing some encouraging compliments throughout.
Following the oral session, we then moved on to her riding me cowgirl, with Desi riding vigorously at first, and then lowering herself down for a strong cuddle, and we ground away like this for a prolonged period, during which she clenched her pussy tight around me - which felt absolutely superb. All the while during this, Desi latched her open mouth to mine, with non-stop deep, and wet French kissing throughout.
Moving from this, I then provided some foot worship on her; there was some more oral both ways - which Desi really appeared to enjoy this time - and we culminated this with some 69.
It was then on to some doggy, with Desi on the edge of the bed and me standing - again, from time-to-time throughout this, I could not resist going back down to taste Desi' delicious arse and pussy. (I would like to point out that there are comments elsewhere on here regarding her freshness - I would like to say that she was pristine, absolutely fragrant and pleasant tasting at this meeting.)  

By now we were about an hour into the visit, and I requested that we get the watersports done, so we adjourned to the en-suite where Desi duly delivered, mentioning that she was really looking forward to this and enjoyed the change from her filming adventures, where she was usually on the receiving side. I did not ask if she received as part of her extras when escorting. Not to everyone's taste this (no pun intended), but I enjoyed!

Once the watersports were out of the way, it was back to laying on the bed, where I asked Desi to lick my balls - this was nice and wet, with plenty of eye contact, and delivered with real gusto.
This brought matters to a conclusion, with Desi asking me if I was going to shoot a big load of cum over her face, which I was thrilled to provide - once delivered, she was happy to lay there as I rubbed the cum over her face with my very, very grateful cock! 
This was five minutes before time was up, with no rush from Desi who, once done, went over to the dungeon's full-length mirror, where she proceeded to spend some time admiring the artwork across her face! Even allowing me to take some photographs of her before cleaning up. 


Summary
For quite some time now I have had the urge to see someone who does porn and, given how things went here, I feel I was very fortunate to have had my first such experience with Desi Mouse.

From start to finish Desi, who comes across as having a very calm, pleasant and sweet disposition, the sort of disposition that would immediately put the more nervous amongst us at ease, could not have been more accommodating.
She delivered here with the same level of willingness and enthusiasm you can witness in the many porn escapades that are available of her. 
Aside from the logistical issues for myself to get this distance to meet with her, I can think of no negatives for me from this encounter.
Personally, I will be looking out for her future tour dates and, whenever my circumstances allow, I will really look forward to meeting with Desi again and, based on my experience with her, I would highly recommend her for a visit.

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London / PenelopeLatina - West Kensington
« by princefari on September 30, 2026, 10:59:41 am »
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First girl I've seen after a long break from this world, and a cracking way to return. Meet took place two weeks ago.

Venue: a pretty basic flat above a fast food joint five minutes walk from West Kensington tube. Penelope said she has had to move a few times since starting work in London. Her room is pretty small with not much space for more than the double bed, which was not the classiest but fit for purpose.

The Girl: Just like in her photos, super cute with big ass, smallish breasts, lovely face and great hair. Even better was her attitude: friendly, sassy, engaged, talkative (fluent English with a US accent) and smart. Though she has done some stripping before in the US, this is the first time escorting.

Comms: quick response to initial message via WhatsApp and efficient subsequent messaging including on the day.

The session: once notes were counted and stashed, Penelope stood up and started her stripper routine - plenty of grinding leading into unrushed DFK, which pretty much set the tone for what followed. OW (good eye contact throughout), RO, enthusiastic sex in multiple positions. After round one a decent chat, with Penelope then initiating round two. Top GFE - just what I was looking for in essence.

Paid £400 for two hours plus £50 for DFK.

Would I return? Yes. She has now gone travelling in continental Europe for a month of so and may return to London briefly before heading back to Mexico. Either way I suspect this won't be the last time she works in the UK.

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London / x Kristina x - Lewisham
« by SnaresBLad on September 30, 2026, 10:46:40 am »
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Price: £100 for 30 mins
Services: OWO
Location: Lewisham, very short walk from the station. Her own flat, clean bedroom, clean bathroom.

This punt happened last Tuesday. Was working in the city and saw that Kristina was available. She's been on my HL for a while but never managed to see her due to her location. I hardly ever go south. Comms via text ahead of the meet were very quick. She came across friendly and was very responsive. Arranged to meet at a particular time and she send her postcode with specific details to be given when I arrived. I was running late due to issues with the trains so I kept her informed throughout and she was chill about it. Eventually got there later than planned, reached out and got the exact location. Buzzed in, went up, no issues. Secure entrance.

Before I could knock on her door, the door magically opened and she hid behind it - usual thing. When she closed the door I got a good look and was not disappointed. Bleach blonde hair, thicc, pretty. I was a happy man. Now I have to admit that her pictures do not represent her in reality at all, they're heavily Photoshopped or AI or whatever. She does have scars from surgical enhancements but these didn't bother me. Anyway, we went into the bedroom chit chatting, we agreed the price and duration again and I handed over my hard earned cash. She offered the bathroom for me to use whilst she left to put the money away and freshen up herself - she was fine when she opened the door but appreciated the gesture.

The actual meet itself was great. We started off with some LFK which turned into DFK. My hands exploring her enhanced body, tits, rubbing her intimate areas. Her arse was lovely to grab and hold. Skin was lovely and smooth. Smelt lovely and fresh. Then she started OWO. My word, it was the best I've had in a long time. Slow and deep with lots of spit. And when I mean deep, I mean nose to belly deep. It felt amazing and she didn't have an issue with me directing her head or face fucking her gently. It wasn't rough or aggressive but I did slowly force it down and she took it well. At one point she came up for a kiss with a mouth full of saliva and returned sucking.

At this point I really wanted to fuck her but she politely declined as I hadn't paid extra for it. This would be £160 for 30 mins or £220 for the hour I believe. I wasn't disappointed because the OWO was so good.

After 15/20 mins or so I was ready so I stood up and had her kneel on the bed and finish me off. I came in her mouth and she stayed latched on until I withdrew. She then went to spit it out and tidy up whilst I sorted myself out. I didn't feel rushed so we stayed chatting for a while, even got some kisses in between. I got a lovely kiss with spit as I was leaving!

Would definitely visit again but the location is such a pain for me to get to and get home from but she's so lovely, I think she's worth it.

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London / Stunning Mónique - Tottenham
« by puntingking on September 30, 2026, 07:45:00 am »
August 2026

Communicated over text messaging and also over whats app.

The location is a good moderate walking speed of 7 to 8 minutes walk from Seven Sisters Station.
It is ok enough flat, nothing to really say about here other than the area is not all that surrounding the flat where she works. I have been to better areas, but I also have been to worse areas as well to be fair.

She is a bit taller than the average female but not by much. She is certainly not short but by no means can she also be described as tall.
She is not normally the type of service provider I normally go for to see. I contacted her on the day of my visit.
It was straight forward to arrange a booking with her.
She is a black woman.
She is in her mid to late 30s.
She speaks Portuguese but her body for me suggests she may be from South American rather than from the actual country of Portugal.  :unknown: But not just her body but also her mannerism and the way she conducts herself suggest that she is most likely from a country in South America. I could be wrong though  :unknown:


Her breasts are fake  :thumbsdown:
Her buttocks are a nice round shape but is bigger than the average bum I am used to regularly see in a sp.
I would say, it is a nice size but it is not "cute" but rather it can be described as "big and round" rather than "small and cute".

She is not overly friendly but friendly enough to say that she is not rude but less friendly to say that she has her boundaries and that she has some sort of guard up to keep you from a distance from any sort of emotional connection one would or could develop from another sp.

I saw this sp for half an hour which was £90 but we agreed for owo and dfk for an extra fee of £50 altogether although her link shows that she normally charges £30 each. Nice that she gave me a £10 discount here.

Sex was ok, nothing to write home about.
owo was poor to be honest, not much variation and it did not last very long.
DFK was ok, a bit of tongue action but again she seems to get bored of this pretty quickly.
I did insist for more dfk which she allowed but it was not amazing.

I ejaculated in the condom while having sex with me on top and her on the bed.
There were mild amounts of kissing during the final stages before ejaculation but like I say it was just mild amounts.


I was in and out of her place in 20 minutes as I checked the time at the start. So I was around 10 minutes short of the half an hour mark.  :thumbsdown:

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She has got a aw profile as I have came across it before but I can't seem to find it. If anyone knows or comes across her aw profile then please post the link under this review. Many Thanks  :drinks:

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London / Stefany-Hotty
« by peterpee on September 30, 2026, 05:47:30 am »
I know I have reviewed her in the past, but I though it would just give an update.

its been a while since I punted and reviewed but I have been in a nice relationship for some time

I saw Stefany on Sunday night for 3 hours outcall to my place. paid her £150 per hour + £100 for extras (watersports owo, strap on, toys, fingers...)

she is a nice girl and we do get along, she is eager to please but this time the visit was very average and I had hoped for a little more action with watersports and play.

she has put on a lot of weight so her pictures do not reflect well - she has got a large belly now - so from being a nice petite she is now some what overweight with a big belly.

she does owo very well, sex all positions (covered), she even let me try to do her anal but she couldnt take it so went back to normal.

I give this a neutral rather than a negative as she is a very sweet girl, gives a good service, eager to please but her weight doesnt do her favour.

this will def be the last time I see her, I have a preference for petite girls and she is def outside this category now.

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London / Rose Cute Latina - West Kensington
« by sensei_bill on September 29, 2026, 11:41:57 pm »
This is back in April. I saw Rose was touring near me. As a tit man and after reading other reviews, I was eager to see her for myself.

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Cost: £130 for 1hr.

Comms: I sent her a text asking if she was available the following day in the evening. She didn’t get back to me until almost around noon day of saying she was available. Fortunately, it still worked for my schedule.

Location: A flat in West Kensington. Very functional and fit for purpose.

Appearance: She has an amazing pair of natural tits — heavy and great shape without any sag. If you’re a tit man like me, you won’t be disappointed. Her ass wasn’t bad.   I found her facially to be more attractive and much better than her photos. I think the filters make her face look way too touched up. She has a slight gap between her too front teeth, but I didn’t think it was that severe or off-putting.

Services: GFE, OW, protected sex, titwank.

Details: Rose greeted me in a red dress really showcasing her assets. She was very friendly and welcoming, offering me a shower. After freshening up and handling the paperwork, proceeded to undress her and fondle and suck her tits for a solid 10 minutes. She’s very accommodating to this and allows unrestricted access. She then gave me OW, which was okay - nothing bad but nothing special. I ask her to hop up in CG so she can ride me and I can be smothered by her tits at the same time. She’s really good at riding and the sight of her tits was easily about to send me over the edge, so I have her switch to doggy. With her ass up and chest down pressed against the bed, I loved seeing her side boob just spilling out. To end Round 1, I then asked for an oily titwank and she definitely did not disappoint with this. The visual and sensation will forever be etched into my mind. Between rounds, she gave me a light “massage”, which was just light rubbing. Easy to chat with too. She initiates Round 2 with another titwank, which already has me ready to cum again. To slow things down, I ask for some brief OW. We then went through missionary, spooning, more doggy. To finish, I asked her to ride me while I sucked on her tits until I came, to which she eagerly and happily obliged. Even after cumming, she was still slowly and gently moving her hips, looking down at me with my face buried in her tits. It felt incredible post orgasm.

Verdict: Yes, I definitely plan on returning in the future just for those tits alone. She has a great personality, is pound friendly, and I think decent VFM, especially by London standards.

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London / KourtneyK - Outcall London
« by craigshardcock on September 29, 2026, 10:21:07 pm »
I was in town for the Play off final, flew down from Scotland, and was flying back the following morning.
It was baking hot.
KourtneyK had bid on my RB, and something intrigued me about her. anyways, I messaged her on the way to the game, and arranged the time.
Whilst I was on the way from the airport to the hotel and wembley, she was quite the tease on whatsapp, it's really the first time any escort has engaged in any kind of teasing beforehand,
I was actually in my seat at Wembley, and she sent me a pic, and a short video, ensuing erection ffs!

anyways, on to the following morning, and I'd requested to be tied up/blindfolded and ridden, and boy she did that.
£180 for the hour - outcall to hotel - early Sunday morning - 8.45am.
She teased
I'm not sure I can remember the last time I emptied in the bag, I'm normally a wank to finish etc, but damn she was tight and kept going like a duracell.

100% enjoyed myself, and would 100000% see again.
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10/10

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London / AdrienneFitSexy- Covent Garden
« by Dinglebum2 on September 29, 2026, 07:37:06 pm »
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Well reviewed and well-deserved positive from me. One hour with CIM for £220.

 This happened in the past few days when I had some time free and it was a choice between Fallyn Thai or Adrienne as both were free … the balance tipped in Adrienne’s favour due to some Luke warm reviews for Fallyn recently.

Easy to organise on the day via WhatsApp and address given over. Buzzed in on time and normal sneaky behind the door. First impressions … very sexy thirty odd blonde fitty with great lingerie on. Really attractive and I couldn’t wait to get started. Cash given and shower taken.

OWO commenced with her on her knees sucking licking and flicking her tongue over my helmet… in front of the mirror.. I did well to not shoot my load very quickly. Onto the bed for more OWO before I returned the favour by spending some time licking her clit.

Fancied sex next so missionary first then doggie with her rubbing her clit whilst I was pumping away.. what a great sight of her shapely ass and toned figure.


Onwards to more OWO and then to CIM… I had plenty to give which she took well.  Action time about 45 mins before nice albeit brief massage before time up.

Overall … very sexy thirty odd toned lady who is great on the eye and has a great way of putting you at ease.

Well worth a visit.

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London / Naughty Jenny. Paddington
« by trickyd2 on September 29, 2026, 06:22:30 pm »
I had a perfect alibi and my favourite SP was not available so I thought I’d try something different.
Having looked at some UKP reports and her AW profile, I contacted Naughty Jenny (Chinese) for an appointment the next day. Quick response with prices and a list of extras and a one-hour meeting for £180 booked. This all took place about a couple of months ago during the really hot weather.
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Postcode was provided on booking and the address, 5 minute walk from Paddington Station, confirmed the next day when I reconfirmed the booking. Her basement flat is very small, and apparently shared with a friend “in the same business”. Jenny buzzed me in and I was pleased with what I saw. Petite, pretty, slightly stocky figure, wearing the schoolgirl outfit shown in the third picture on her AW profile.
I was greeted with a big hug and kiss, agreed an extra £20 for OWO, £200 changed owner and then Jenny promptly started to undress me whilst I stood beside the bed. Once she got me down to my pants, she put both hands inside them from the side and tickled my balls with a cheeky grin. I just find that so erotic!! Pants were removed a quick kiss on my already erect cock sort of on the way past!
Now naked I lay on the bed whilst Jenny, still fully clothed, stood above me and started a slow striptease, revealing lovely natural C/D cup tits and aa fully shaven pussy. She then lay down beside me a started passionately kissing me, stroking my cock and balls and rubbing those firm tits across my chest. She worked her way down my body and started a good, hands free, deep OWO.
Next she spread nuru gel over my inner thighs and lower abdomen and gave me a very sensual B2B session, including a great titwank, sliding up and down my body with a kiss on the mouth on the way up and on my cock on the way back down. I was getting very close to cumming , so wriggled down the small bed and started to lick her pussy. She seemed to enjoy it and might possibly have been able to come but my position was so uncomfortable due to the lack of room that I had to move back up the bed.
More kissing followed, then Jenny slid back down my body for more high quality B2B and OWO.  I decided to finish with a handjob, so Jenny came back up the bed, put more nuru on my cock and balls and proceeded to give me a great edging handjob, getting me really close to climax, the moving her hand back to my balls, then back to my cock and so on, all the time kissing me and rubbing those gorgeous tits on my chest.  I came copiously, Jenny cleaned us both up, there was time for a brief back massage and I then jumped in the very small shower to wash off the nuru and exited her flat for a pleasant early evening pint near Paddington Station after a thoroughly enjoyable session.
I shall return.

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London / GIGI YUMMY THAI - Croydon
« by delibueno on September 29, 2026, 05:24:46 pm »
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When: August/ September

Duration and price:
Base rate of £90 for half an hour. No extras taken. I believe CIM is £20 extra and DFK is £10.

Communication:
On this occasion the comms were good. I have tried to book her before and she has either been fully booked or her responses have been spotty. 

Location:
Tower block around 5 minutes from West Croydon station and around 10 minutes from East Croydon station. Flat is typical of those found in these new build tower blocks. Bedroom was lit only by red mood lights. Flat is shared with another SP (unknown).

Gigi:
The photos on her profile are very accurate. In my opinion one of the fittest Thai's in London at the moment - probably early 30s but could pass for mid 20s (the lighting may help knock a few years off), flat belly, tasteful boob job, arse made in the gym. My perception is that she is a bit more Westernised than other Thai pros in the UK - a positive for me, others may not agree. Friendly in a GFE manner rather than a "why you no married" manner.
Around 5ft4/ 5.
English is good enough for a conversation.


The Meet:
Decent OWO to begin with - good suction and decent depth, just lacking a bit of pzazz. I could have cum in her mouth so I suggested we move to reverse oral. I don't normally do reverse oral with pros but she seemed/ pretended to enjoy it and gave me a few compliments, no fingering allowed though.
Moved onto doggy for a pounding. I did get a slight impression that she was gradually trying to restrict penetration with her positioning but I came in the bag before any conclusive evidence so I will give her the benefit of the doubt.


Would happily see her again although I would not rush back.
 



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London / AdrienneFitSexy - Lancaster Gate / Paddington
« by polololo on September 29, 2026, 04:01:37 pm »
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The girl is well reviewed here but I thought I'd add a little here from my perspective.

The punt happened within last 3 months.
Logistics: Booked on the day on whatsapp and requested/ confirmed 1 hr of sloppy blowjob with lots of balls play, spitting, edging. Time agreed, fee confirmed (as advertised 200ph with no extras taken). The flat was lower ground typical venue with functional shower (bathtub) towels provided etc- nothing over exciting but perfectly fine. The room was actually quite decently sized. Not sure if anyone else was there - didn't hear anyone.

The girl: This is where it was a little bit of a let down - mind you I have very high standards and part of punting for me is to relive some of the porn fantasies. Having met Adrienne's friend Cherry a while ago - I was expecting the same level of 'hot' but to my taste she was very much a GND and in fact after couple months I am struggling to remember how she looked. She was tall that I remember but the body was not as fit as the photos would lead you believe or perhaps they are taken at such angles to make her look better.

Action: This is where she was great - the meeting consisted of 45 mins non stop owo in multiple positions and quite simply I could not take it any longer beyond 45min and asked to finish on her boobs. I was spent by then and enjoyed the session although I was hoping there would be more spitting and sloppiness in all this.

Summary: It is a positive as on balance she delivers excellent service, is receptive to suggestions and will aim to please however I will not be returning as I simply don't fancy her looks as much. Again this might be me as I get turned on more by hot-roms and fit babes with fake titties sticking out.

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London / Melina Serafinn - (West Croydon)
« by Joran on September 29, 2026, 02:55:52 pm »
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Date of the experience: September 2026

I contacted Melina over text. Prompt responses and we agreed a booking on the day 30 minutes for £80.

She is based in a house in a main road. An issue I had is that I had to wait 5-10 minutes outside until she came to open.

Melina is exactly like in the pictures, I would say mid 30s Brazilian girl, around size 10 and I would say natural body. She has some tattoos. She received me in a thong and corset which made for quite a view whilst going up the stairs to her room. The room is spacious but if you want to use the shower is outside the room. We started by kissing, which started timid French kissing incorporating more tongue as the booking progressed. She offered a bj, so in with the dom. The bj was good and energetic and after some minutes we moved to sex. Different postures until I came.

I would recommend a booking. She is cute, has a good body and offers a good service.

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London / Latin_Isabela - Canary Wharf
« by 69straycat on September 29, 2026, 02:55:34 pm »
Price: £150+£20(FK)+£20(OWO) - total £190
Time: 60 minutes
September 2026
Location: Apartment in Canary Wharf area

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Having seen the recent reviews and the pics of Isabela she went straight on the hit list as someone who may be a bit like Sashis Latina - milfy vibe with great tits. Unfortunately that didn't turn out to be the case.

Comms went surprisingly smoothly - I messaged a couple of days before and confirmed on the morning of without any issues. Price and extras confirmed in advance - 1 hour for £150 with french kissing and OWO as extras at £20 each - total £190. Received a photo of the entrance area and flat number 5 mins before the agreed time and found it with no issues.

Isabela is a very good looking Argentinean lady, I would say mid to late thirties is about right and her body is in good shape. She has very large fake tits which are a bit hard and may not to be everyone's tastes. She looks like the photos and the first one on her AW profile is a good likeness.
Usual behind the door trick, and she was very smiley and friendly. We went straight to the bedroom, where I handed over the cash and re-confirmed the services on a translator as her English is basic. We had some light french kissing before I headed for a shower. I told her that I like to take things slowly as I'll only cum once in the hour (which I had already told her in my messages BTW) to which she said something along the lines of "I like to take it slowly too, that is fine with me" in her basic English.
Post shower I returned and we had some more LFK and groping, before she quickly shed her bra and unleashed the zepellins. They were great and she was happy with gentle sucking, licking and squeezing of them. She was then into some OWO and that was pretty good.
However within 2 minutes of starting this she said "I want you to fuck me now" or similar and started to unwrap a condom. I said "Not yet, I have only been here 10 minutes, remember we are taking it slowly and am only going to cum once".
From this point onwards it was a constant battle to slow her down and enjoy some foreplay. I asked for 69 and reverse oral, but both were extra (although not on her list of services she charges extra for) and I didn't have any back up cash nor did I want to keep racking up extras. I suggested a teasing massage to slow things down and she massaged my calves and thighs badly for 5 minutes with zero teasing so I quickly gave up on that. Managed a bit of tit fucking which was great, but her demeanour had definitely changed and the LFK had dried up. Some more OWO but could tell she wanted to get fucking.
Eventually succumbed to putting on the condom after about 25 mins as we had kind of run out of options and she made it obvious that she wanted to get the job done. We fucked in various positions and I agree with previous reports - she will take a pounding but the moans were very obviously fake and OTT and she kept saying "you come for me now baby" even though we were still well short of an hour. Once I was close I asked to switch back to doggy as that is definitely the most rewarding and seemed to be what she enjoyed the most. Once I was done she have me some kitchen roll to clean up and I headed off to the shower. She was smiley and chatty again post shower whilst I got dressed.
For me it was a negative - it wasn't a relaxing and enjoyable hour as she didn't want to slow things down despite what she said earlier. I felt that maybe she just wasn't in to me and wanted to get things over with ASAP. She does have a great body for her age but my enjoyment of it was ruined by the limited options and her unwillingness to follow my request.
She may be good for those that like a 30 minute poundathon but I won't be returning.

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London / Petite Viki - Cross harbour / Canary Wharf
« by Carpman2 on September 29, 2026, 02:55:25 pm »
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I came across Viki's profile and, after reading several positive reviews, decided to book. I messaged her on the day and after a brief exchange we agreed on a time for one hour, £160 all inclusive. I believe she manages her own bookings.

The apartment is conveniently located near Canary Wharf Station. It's modern, clean smelling and has plenty of space in the bedroom. The only downside is that she keeps it very warm.

Viki herself is very petite, a genuine size 4, slim, with a pretty face, lovely eyes and enhanced lips. She's friendly throughout, always smiling and clearly keen to please. Her stated age seems accurate to me.

Once inside I was greeted warmly with a kiss. After sorting out the payment and having a quick cool shower, I headed back to the bedroom where Viki wasted no time getting things started with some excellent oral. Great technique and she was very attentive to my responses, slowing things down just as I was getting close. We then had a bit of kissing, which was pleasant if on the lighter side, a little tongue but nothing too deep.

We moved to the bed and I went down on her. She was clean and seemed to genuinely enjoy the attention. From there we moved into doggy, and honestly the view was fantastic. She arched her back beautifully, bum out, and between the sight of her and those soft little moans it was a really memorable experience. I finished from this position, and Viki kindly cleaned me up before we settled in for a cuddle, a kiss and some chat.

Round two was more of a challenge, but Viki was patient and skillful, working away until I was ready again. I briefly thought about letting her finish me by hand, but went for cowgirl instead and she rode me to completion. Another great view with Viki on top of me. One for the wank bank.

Afterwards we lay chatting for a few minutes before I had a quick shower and headed out, with a kiss at the door. The only real downsides? Leaving, and how warm that flat is.

My ratings
Face 8/10
Body 9/10
Personality 8/10
Service 9/10
Comms 5/5
Location 3/5
Total 42/50

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London / Michelle Independent - Shoreditch
« by Ricardo70 on September 29, 2026, 01:59:12 pm »
Michelle is well reviewed. This is my first review...go easy

LINKS
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COST
£200 1 hr

COMMS
Initially via AW messages and then via WhatsApp on the day itself.

LOCATION
Flat in Shoreditch

THE LADY
Accurate description. Polish, Blonde, green eyes, slim, tall (5'8) and well proportioned. Attractive. Pretty face. Medium natural boobs, Very erect suckable nipples. Looks in her early-mid 30s.


SERVICES RECEIVED
DFK
OWO
DATY
Protected penetration


THE MEETING
Was a few months ago. I've seen Michelle about 3-4 times in total now. Perfect GFE. Friendly kiss on arrival.

Had to break away to sort out the paperwork and have a shower.

She's look great in lingerie. Lovely figure.

Lots of DFK, which then moved onto OWO. Bliss. Made me very excited. On with the condom and then missionary and cowgirl. Came on her tits.

Great attitude, intelligent, relaxed and warm. Unrushed service.

If only she did CIM.

WOULD I RETURN?
Definitely

RECOMMENDED?
What's not to like? Oh yes

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London / -Woofie- , City of London
« by r2012121020 on September 29, 2026, 01:31:14 pm »
Woofie v1: Original profile, deleted last year External Link/Members Only last review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=420594.0
Woofie v2: 'Miss Muffin' External Link/Members Only now dead (one review here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=447506.0)
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So it seems I have the pleasure of being the first person to review Woofie in her current incarnation.

In fact I managed to book Woofie just as she was about to turn her old profile off last year. She then switched to her miss muffin profile due to a stalker, and has just recently created a new Woofie profile. All this is discussed here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=431026 including a message from the lady herself and https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=420594.0. During that time I've been lucky to see her a few times, but held back from a review. There didn't seem any point in posting a review under the old profile (would have been suspicous with the original profile gone), and doing one under the Muffin profile would invite speculation and including too much detail would have outed her which she clearly didn't want. It's not clear a review is required given the astonishing history of feedback under the original profile, but this will tie old and new together nicely.

TLDR: Everything you have read under the old profile is correct - she is unique and amazing.

For those that want a review read on, this is basically a composite review of a few meets but our last appointment was in the last few months so within the rules.

Cost: £500 for 2 hours.
This is the minimum time you can book for. There are many escorts charging more than £250 per hour who are many leagues below Woofie.

Contact and comms

Based on her AW profile right now, for the 1st time caller you need to have a minimum of 5 positive AW feedback and pay a 20% deposit. I used Paypal, not sure if that's still the option. She is the only escort I've ever paid a deposit for; based on her prior reviews I felt pretty safe doing that.

Comms is initially through AW then switches to WhatsApp. After our initial contact for all subsequent meets we've spoken over WA. Her comms are exemplary. She is very happy to take outfit, toy and scenario suggestions; all of which are followed to the letter.

Location

I've always gone to the same well known upmarket hotel near the Tower of London to meet her. No issues with access. The rooms are spacious (which turns out to be important) and the bathroom facilities are excellent.

The girl

The photos are limited on her website, but don't worry. Her physical attributes as listed are accurate. Basically she's a very attractive petite, slim lady with dark hair. Her profile lists her age as 43, but she could pass for much younger and has the body of a 19 year old. If you absolutely must have a 25 year old pneumatic blonde with bee stung lips, then go elsewhere. But you'd be a fool.

The meeting(s)

Many previous reviewers have done a better job than I ever can in summarising the Woofie experience, but let me try. Our meets are fairly full on - BDSM, RP, PSE. Her full list of likes is very extensive, and although I haven't tried all of them, she's been eager to do everything I've asked her to. She does have limits, but you'll be going some to reach them. Essentially Woofie is a full blown nympho: constantly wet, totally submissive, eager to please. There is no acting here. She would probably do a fantastic GFE but for me that would be like taking your Ferrari down to Asdas. Although ironically, Woofie is intelligent, good company, and would actually make an excellent girlfriend.

Is this a positive? Yes, oh yes, god yes.
Would I see her again? Yes, and I have done so already, and hope to continue doing so.


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London / CapriLynn - Aldgate (TOFTT/B&S)
« by thatoneguy on September 29, 2026, 01:08:32 pm »
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Saw this profile and thought I'd test the waters. Not the greatest idea as it turns out. Paid £140 for 30 mins, with £20 on top for OWO.

Location: Fancy-ish apartment block near Aldgate East station. Concierge out front, but they don't seem very attentive. Typical modern one bedroom London flat, separate bathroom, quite clean overall.

Comms: Replied pretty promptly and overall quite good, although in hindsight probably being managed by a maid. Usual menu/extras (OWO/DT/DFK etc.).

The girl: Well for starters, the girl that opened the door was Brazilian and covered in tattoos. Definitely not "Slavic", and definitely not "24-year old British". That would have been enough for me to leave, but she was pretty and I figured since I made it all the way I might as well see what was on offer. The girl I ended up seeing was about 5'7 and skinny, I'd estimate her age at maybe mid-30s so not the end of the world. Quite a pretty face, decent-ish real tits and an okay butt. Greeted me in some black lingerie, so pretty standard. Standout feature is the tattoo of a woman stretching from the back of her left shoulder to down her thigh. Speaks pretty good English.

The meet: Exchanged pleasantries, and was immediately ushered into the shower after handing over the cash. Once out of the shower, I was made to sit down on the bed before any of the action started. The action was... not great. Only lip kissing allowed, and even then she wasn't keen on it. Fair enough, some girls are like that. She didn't mind me sucking on her nipples but not a lot of reaction. No RO allowed, and no touching of her pussy or clit.

Keen to get on her knees and start with the BJ, which was good - lots of suction, no teeth, overall quite sloppy. However, stopped pretty quickly and had to be encouraged to continue.

Swiftly on with the dom (too swift for my taste and she even mentioned that I'd only booked 30 minutes when I brought it up), and then into the deed. Took it well in missionary, with good noises and even a bit of creaminess when I flipped her over for pronebone, no kissing however and overall pretty robotic. Kept asking to go into doggy and for me to "pound her", which i took to be the "you're taking too long" signal. Asked for her to ride me, to which she politely declined :lol: She also kept fiddling with the music on her phone which wasn't great.

At that point, we were probably 15 minutes in and I figured this wasn't going to go anywhere, so I decided to wrap it up and finished in missionary. As soon as I got off her, the friendly demeanour returned and she handed me a couple of wet wipes to clean up. Offered a second shower which I took and got dressed. Left after a glass of water and 25 minutes of my 30 used up.

To summarise, bait and switch with a pretty and friendly Brazilian, but the sex was lacklustre. Would not recommend.

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London / CrystalPowers - Blackfriars
« by Throatthisplease on September 29, 2026, 10:17:25 am »
A short notice birthday treat for me this summer, had me unexpectedly seeing a longstanding girl on my hotlist - Complete filthpot CrystalPowers

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I was already on the look out for a planned trip up to town for a session as a birthday present when I noticed that Crystal was advertising short-notice availability the following day, which happily coincided with my trip. For the occasion I was willing to push the boat out if it meant I could experience a top-tier PSE provider off my HL so thought let's give her a try

I sent a Whatsapp late that evening and was very happy indeed to wake up early to a response confirming availability. Time and services agreed promptly. Crystal was very flirty over WhatsApp and made me really excited about our session

Services & fees 

At the time, Crystal's minimum incall price was £700 for 90mins, however she was happy to do a 1hr incall for £500. By far the most I've ever spent in this hobby, but given the occasion and knowing she's a top PSE provider, I had a feeling I'd get my money's worth.

Services enjoyed included DT OWO with unlimited facefucking and throatpies, rimming (on me), protected sex in arse only (my choice). I had asked for her to take WS which she agreed over the phone but we managed not to tick this in the meet.


Venue

A chain hotel near Blackfriars station, a 10min walk at most. Crystal left me clear instructions for room access as she'd been placed in an adjacent block with keycard access, but unfortunately our plan didn't work out and Crystal had to come and fetch me. Neither of our fault and sorted easily after a quick call. Big spacious room with furniture for fun and a decent shower.

Girl

Exactly as in her pics and vids. Diminutive frame punctuated with massive fake tits, long bright blue hair. Very warm, chatty and caring demeanor, it's clear she understands she is there to please. From the off she had me rock hard in anticipation

Meet

As mentioned, right from her coming outside to get me, Crystal was letting me know I was in for a treat, once in the room she proudly showed off the buttplug she was already wearing for me, knowing I was there for throat and arse predominantly.

After giving a good groping, we kicked off with a rough facefuck in a few positions, her throat seemingly endless with no drama at all letting me pop past right through to the back....each and every time. It felt heavenly working her head up and down me with ever increasing level of slop forming. Crystal would splutter and gag but never break off. I had full use for my pleasure and took full advantage with both hands controlling her head with me lying on the bed. Sometimes with her encouraging me to finger her arsehole. We continued full bore till I exploded with my cock buried deep deep down her throat with me holding till I was unloaded. Best present ever.

Quick shower to clean up and wanting to have her arse next, Crystal suggested I handcuff her to bang her arse doggy. Who am I to say no?! Despite likely seeing plenty of traffic, the hole felt great. Crystal was spouting all manner of very loud filth at this time, I can only imagine the faces of the staff servicing nearby rooms! We ended up on the floor with me still plunging her arse from behind with her doubled up, arse in air. One thing that sticks in my mind in this position was Crystal instinctively shifting to suck on my big toe that was right next to her face on the carpet whilst the idea was still only just forming in my head.....Illustrating her proactiveness in providing the true PSE service.

Time running on I wanted to thoatfuck her again, which she of course happily accepted. One final load deposited straight down her without ceremony and I was done. Crystal explained she hadn't had a proper facefuck session like that in a while, which surprised me but I am always happy to help :-)

Some pleasantries and I was out just over the hour.

Verdict

One of my favourite sessions ever, Crystal was a super eager pleaser, great to look at and a supreme PSE provider. Expensive, yes, but I feel I got great value and would definitely see her again, next time hopefully completing my mission for her to take WS from me.

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London / Englishlady - Earlsfield
« by bluegene on September 29, 2026, 08:39:10 am »
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£150/1h, English, 49 years-old, 5’6, Size 8

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I message +447858251462 and very quickly get an answer back.

We agree a time later that day and when I get to Clapham Junction I drop a message to say I’m nearby. At that point I realise the blocked me. That was very peculiar but at least I was able not to waste time and move on.



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London / English_Charis - Central London hotel outcall
« by londonroad on September 28, 2026, 09:12:28 pm »

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Meet was earlier in the summer before the heatwaves started.
I was in London and been due to see a new sugar babe from the Seeking site but she was a no show.
I had a short reserve list but couldn’t get any replies so as a last resort tried Charis who quickly replied to my what’s app message. We set up an outcall to my hotel for later that evening. On arrival she came straight to my room.
I had seen her once before many years ago, so knew what to expect - an experienced SP who would have had a stunning body in her prime. She is still in good shape with some good curves to enjoy.
She suggested she remembered me but I doubt it.
A ‘professional’ service started with some good DFK. Clothes removed and action started with initial OWO, took me fairly deep but no DT. I figured her down below and she was moist enough to start penetration so on with the bag. CG to start with and she was enthusiastic as I enjoyed the site of her reasonable boobs (maybe C cup?). Switched to reverse CG and she was leaning forward to give me a good view of my covered cock inside her pussy. After a while I asked for missionary and this was her best position as I fucked her hard whilst enjoying DFK. I was getting exhausted so pulled out and got her to finish me off with a hand job whilst DFK.
A reasonable session which satisfied me but I doubt very much I will repeat. Is expensive at £350 for one hour but gives a professional service so just about a positive

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London / JeSsIcxxx - South Wimbledon
« by Fred39388 on September 28, 2026, 08:41:43 pm »
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30 mins incall GFE £80

Saw Jessica a few years back, but not seen her again as paths failed to align when in the area.  Finally met up again recently and weirdly I could write almost the same review again.  She is (obviously) a bit older and had her old fake tits returned to their natural state, but overall I actually thought she looked better like that - a sort of pretty Polish girl next door look.  She is well-built without being fat; certainly not skinny, but nice curves and attractive.  I was met by the door and the flat appeared to have fairly recently had a bit of redecoration so was in better nick than I remembered.

I had the paperwork ready, but she greeted me with some nice DFK and groping before we got to that.  Only a 30 minute booking so we spent a few minutes kissing and stroking each other as she gradually removed my clothes, gave me a BJ (OWO) in front of the mirror with her knelling and me standing before heading to the bed.  I then spent a few minutes giving her RO where once again she insisted no fingers in pussy, but was more than happy to have a couple up her arse pumping away as I munched on her clit ... that was a feature of my previous visit I certainly didn't forget!  We then moved to 69 until I eventually came into her mouth where she sucked it all up, including managing to get up and off the bed whilst keeping her mouth around the end of my cock to make sure she got everything.  After then cleaning herself up she joined me on the bed again for some gentle massage and kissing until time was up.  A quick shower and then away.

She is a friendly girl and provides her services with enthusiasm, but given the experience was very similar to last time I suspect she will remain a girl I will see every now and again as reliable and fun, but not one where you expect something different on each visit.  So definitely a positive, would happily see her again but not one to repeat visits to frequently.  Mind you, her love of things in her arse may make her a great option for those who love anal.

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London / Myriam X - Farringdon
« by dondraper on September 28, 2026, 07:45:50 pm »
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Met Myriam after work in Central London in late August. She’d been on my shortlist for a while, and decided to finally see her despite knowing the session would require extras - usually don’t bother with SPs that ask extras for DFK and OWO.

Price: £180/hour + £30 OWO + £20 DFK = £230 total. Extras were delivered generously though and overall, so felt they were delivered

Communication: Very responsive and straightforward over WhatsApp. Extras and expectations were confirmed beforehand. From first message to meeting was roughly 30 minutes.

Location: Near Farringdon in what appeared to be a serviced apartment. Quiet, discreet and in a smart corporate/residential building.

Appearance: Personally my type. Reminds of the pornstar Lisa Ann. Attractive face, fit woman in her 40s with a petite hourglass figure. Cosmetic work but not overdone. Fake breasts, shapely bum and clearly keeps herself in good condition. Wore black lingerie set that looks classy and sexy, heels which showed effort.

Services: Strip tease, OWO, DFK and two rounds of protected sex, including cowgirl, missionary and doggy.

Action:
First round: Strong initial chemistry with plenty of touching, grinding and kissing, followed by OWO and cowgirl. Visually very enjoyable and finished relatively quickly.

Between rounds: Conversation was slightly awkward and the chemistry dipped during the small talk. Things picked up again after discussing lingerie; she changed into a red set and restarted the teasing which was good and proactive.

Second round: Much more intense and passionate. Mainly missionary and doggy, with enthusiastic dirty talk and convincing physical responses. Lasted considerably longer and was the highlight of the session.

Verdict: Spenny with extras. Some desirable services require paid extras, pushing the cost above £200, but the experience worthwhile. Others have reported their experience has been flakey and she has been very service-y. So slightly on the riskier side to be a regular given how much to fork out to get desired services.

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London / Petite Viki - Crossharbour
« by jonnyk on September 28, 2026, 05:29:31 pm »
Comms: Contacted Petite Viki after cancellation by another SP by WhatsApp. Response was quick, within a few mins. Agreed time, was sent location details including video of last 50 yards from station to front door. Flat number given on notification of arrival.
Location: 10 mins from Canary Wharf DLR or 2 mins from Crossharbour DLR in a well maintained block of newish flats.
Cost: 30 mins for £100
SP: Not as curvy as most recent pics suggested but pretty and petite. Boobs not as big as hoped but actually thinking about it they are very well proportioned for her size and have a fantastic shape to them.
Meet: Kissing was closed lip with occasional tongue. Not even LFK which is a shame as I like a good snog. After initial kisses accepted invitation to shower and on return resumed standing up kissing before Viki lay back on the bed and very obviously wanted me to perform RO. Part of me admired her brazenness. Another part was annoyed at the presumption. RO proceeded to 69 for a good 10 minutes before I suggested we fuck. CG, doggy, prone bone, various configs of mish. Came hard.
Overall verdict: A positive albeit I would not return after having ticked Viki off my hotlist. She tries hard and is obviously a nice girl and is very pretty. Just didn't click and the constant compliments didn't feel genuine. On the plus side, my initial annoyance at the presumption of RO was more than offset by us Viki letting the meet run its course with no sense of clock watching. It was only when I left I noticed we were way over time.

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London / Gabriela - hod - victoria
« by paper_p on September 28, 2026, 03:18:42 pm »
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Place: been to hod a fair bit, this was the worst delay (five mins late to get in shower and 10 mins late starting) part of the reason I book 45 mins now as to not feel too rushed.

Looks: Outrageous. Looks exactly as your imagine from the obscured photos online, except perhaps a bit shorter than expected. Beautiful feline face, gorgeous body.

Service: She does everything with a sultry smile though doesn't lead or particularly get carried away at all. Some others have said this is a bit disinterested - I disagree. She's just one of those SPs who knows her effect on men and knows she doesn't have to work too hard to give them a good time. That said owo was deep and committed, and in doggy she made sure to give me a sensational view in the mirror while keeping eye contact. All in all, top drawer.

Price:140 (45 mins)

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London / Jinny @ Olina - Tower Hill, London
« by newbieinlondon on September 28, 2026, 03:16:34 pm »
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£280 for 2 hours including nuru.

Saw Jinny a few months ago at her Tower Hill apartment. Full marks for enthusiasm and willingness to please. Good english and no communication problems. She didn't decline any request. Anal, rimming, dfk, owo, fingering all included.

She greeted me outside and took me into her flat. Once inside, I handed her the cash. She took off my clothes and we went to the shower, where she jumped in. Had proper dfk with lots of tongue, I fingered her deep and she grinded her body against me in the shower.

We went to the bedroom and she laid out a rubber inflatable mat with raised edges on the bed. Then she poured gel in it. As others have said, the nuru gel was pretty thin and not what I had imagined so maybe it was a cheaper variety, or mixed. We both got in and she slipped and slided on my front and back for half an hour while making out and then at my request, I went to shower and she put the rubber inflatable away.

After the shower, she gave me a blow job which was great. I held her head and bobbed it up and down for deep throat. She gagged a few times but didn't complain. Came in her mouth. Went to clean up.

Came out and asked for rimming which she happily did. Wasn't the best but wasn't the worst. Then asked for anal and she was tight. Struggled a lot to get it in fully initially and she had to keep applying lube. Banged away hard with her moaning throughout. Again, she took it like a champ. Off with the rubber and asked for a blowjob. Was unable to cum with a bj so asked for the rubber again and she went cowgirl and rode me. Changed to missionary, doggy and prone until I came again.

Another quick wash and then asked her to give me a massage, which was great. She worked at my upper back and eventually I turned around and she proceeded to give me a hand job with some oil. I couldn't manage a third shot despite her best efforts so I thanked her and left with about 15 minutes to spare.

Jinny is terrific and willing. Small ass and petite with a shaved pussy and natural breasts. She did have several dark spots all over her body on thighs, waist, arms which was a distraction. Maybe she had liposuction or some treatment? Not sure. Looks wise, I'd say she looks hotter in the pics on the Olina website and she has a boxier face in person.

I'd give her a positive but would rather visit the other Olina girls next time.

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London / JScarlet BR - Gants Hill
« by AirForce1 on September 28, 2026, 03:12:49 pm »
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Date: Last Week

Location / Accommodation: Gants Hill on the A12 near the roundabout

SP: Same as before, Looks like she’s had a breast reduction.

The meeting: I’ve seen this SP a number of times before and never had much trouble. Although her attitude is flippant, she’s usually pleasant enough, she just doesn’t care about being an SP. This time was disappointing, I made a booking which was confirmed 5 hours before but on arrival she was doing balloons and said she was busy. Also, the location is a well known brothel and discretion is not it’s strong suit. I bumped into a punter leaving and also saw one go into a room with another SP.

As she was doing balloons and was preoccupied with that, I opted to see one of the other girls there which ended up being a neutral punt which I’ll post later on.

Would I return? Definitely not.

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London / Pippa - hod - victoria
« by paper_p on September 28, 2026, 03:05:15 pm »
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As others have said, Pippa's service is exceptional. She's enthusiastic for basically everything and puts you at ease with her general naughtiness. Lots of dirty talk which I enjoyed and encouragement to face fuck/ cum on her face etc.

In terms of technique, riding and owo was great.

The only think that was a bit  underwhelming was looks. Not as deliciously curvy as the pics online show and, on my visit, not at all made up in terms of hair or makeup. Contributed to me losing my hard-on halfway through but she was fantastic and successful in getting me going again.

Price:140+20(facial) for 45 mins

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London / Vivianthai - Goodge Street
« by The Abstract on September 28, 2026, 01:49:08 pm »
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1 hour for £200
Anal is an extra £100 which was too much for me so I I didn't partake
No fingering allowed

Messaged her on WhatsApp and managed to see her 30 minutes later

She's very close to Goodge Street station. Her flat is between two restaurants so you're exposed to the public but she let me in fairly quick. You have to climb two flights off stairs to get to her room.

She's very pretty and looks like her WhatsApp profile pic which has probably been slightly touched up. She'was dressed as requested and offered a shower which was needed.

Round one started with lots of kissing with good use lips and tongue. Moved to the chair by the bed for owo which was good, wet and gentle. Nice swirling of tongue around the head and licking my balls and then back to sucking. She hardly used her hands which is how I like it. She would vary the rhythm with fast bobbing on the head to slowly taking me in deep in her mouth. After a few minutes this I unloaded in her mouth which she disposed of in the bathroom and then used some mouthwash.

Quick clean up and then she invited me into the bed where we cuddled, stroked eachother and had a pleasant conversation. She initiated round two with a BJ before I asked her to climb on top where she rode me with vigour almost slamming into me while she moaned in pleasure. She placed her tits in mouth which is always appreciated. They're fake and slightly hard on the underside but apart from the hardness I liked them. She has a very flat arse so I decided to switch to missionary where I pumped away and gently rubbed the outside of her pussy before placing her feet on my shoulders and gradually picking up the pace and finishing in the bag.

I still had 15 minutes remaining but I don't think she allows more than 2 pops in the hour. She didn't explicitly say that but she did offer me another shower so I took that as a hint.

All in all a good service with a pretty lady. I might return but probably but not too soon because I'm still working through my hot list.

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London / Lucy Love It party - Sutton
« by y101y on September 28, 2026, 01:37:41 pm »
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First time visiting Lucy’s although I had been to this venue, House of Poitier, a few years ago for a similar event.

This was advertised as Spitroast Saturday which simply meant a gangbang. Girls were the host Lucy, Epiphany, Kya, Lucia, Tiffany. Another girl whose name I can’t remember was working the welcome desk where they collect your belongings but jumped into the action. I’d heard the bloke that hosts it saying they’ll ask a girl to do that occasionally depending on how many attendees show up.

It was awkward at first.  Lots of regulars including one that was essentially kicked out after 15 minutes. I saw him whisper something to one of the girls and her response of “We’re not doing this again today, David” (I’ve changed his name here). Not sure what it was all about but it looked odd and he left quietly when the host pulled him aside.

But aside from that it didn’t take long for me to squeeze into a group, getting a bj from Kya which was delivered expertly. I then moved on to fucking Aussie Tiffany on her back while she sucked off another punter. Then finally got a chance with Lucy who gave another well delivered bj and swallowed my spunk as another punter pounded her from behind.

I wasn’t very attracted to the other girls but of course that’s subjective.

I’d say the highlight was black girl Kya who was enthusiastic throughout. She has a great body and attitude and was very popular. I’d happily see her on her own if I could find her, and will try to pick another of these parties if she is on the rota. Lucy was also great; a little cold at first but once the action started she delivered well.

Finally, I couple showed up halfway through. They sat in the large room where three of the girls were working and just watched. The woman seemed uncomfortable and avoided eye contact with the several men trying to get her attention. I left with about 15 minutes of the party to go and doubt the couple got involved at all.


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