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London / LAPC - London adult party club
« by punting playboy on October 05, 2026, 11:15:22 am »LAPC review
External Link/Members Only
Price: £95
Location: near wood street overground station
Review:
Trying to get into the party scene in London. Been to phoenix a bunch of times but wanted to try something else.
Went to LAPC for the first time. Girls advertised as - MOLLY (New!), AMIRA, NICOLE, TASHA MONAI, ORLA, JULIE
I was contemplating going. First red flag was the pictures of the girls, some only showing an arm and upper body etc. but I thought I’d take the risk as £95 isn’t a lot. And worst comes to worst I just walk in have a look and walk out. And there should be at least one girl I’m attracted to and can wait for (so I thought).
Anyway, I got there and immediately saw the girls were in their 40s-50s, out of shape and unattractive. Was seriously disappointed. I wouldn’t want to do anything with these girls even for free (no disrespect, there were other punters enjoying themselves there and didn’t mind, but not my cup of tea. When I’m paying I want them to be hot.)
A bunch of punters there. And I didn’t bother talking to or asking any of the girls their names.
‘Played’ with one girl, blowjob and then sex. And post orgasm I thought ‘what the hell am I doing here’. Actually felt bad for ‘playing’ with the girl as she was much older and not my type.
A random couple came, probably from the swingers scene, and the girl was somewhat attractive. But they stayed clothed, watched for 3-5 mins and made a swift exist.
Not attracted to the other girls, I watched for abit and made a swift exit.
The positives were none of the girls were forceful into playing with me, and no one asked any questions when I left early.
Sorry I’m sounding abit horrible. Some punters might have enjoyed this, and the ones there did. But the girls were not my cup of tea, and I need / would like a certain attractiveness when punting. They don’t have to be super hot, like model / pornstar looking, but genuinely wasn’t attracted to any of the girls there. And very surprised by how old they were.
One might like LAPC if they don’t mind older girls.
It was my first LAPC and likely last, might have got really ‘unlucky’ with the line up of other girls who work there are younger and more attractive.
Left with a slight sour taste in my mouth thinking why did I play with someone I wasn’t attracted to.
If anyone else has party recommendations in London apart from phoenix, please let me know.
Thank you.
External Link/Members Only
Price: £95
Location: near wood street overground station
Review:
Trying to get into the party scene in London. Been to phoenix a bunch of times but wanted to try something else.
Went to LAPC for the first time. Girls advertised as - MOLLY (New!), AMIRA, NICOLE, TASHA MONAI, ORLA, JULIE
I was contemplating going. First red flag was the pictures of the girls, some only showing an arm and upper body etc. but I thought I’d take the risk as £95 isn’t a lot. And worst comes to worst I just walk in have a look and walk out. And there should be at least one girl I’m attracted to and can wait for (so I thought).
Anyway, I got there and immediately saw the girls were in their 40s-50s, out of shape and unattractive. Was seriously disappointed. I wouldn’t want to do anything with these girls even for free (no disrespect, there were other punters enjoying themselves there and didn’t mind, but not my cup of tea. When I’m paying I want them to be hot.)
A bunch of punters there. And I didn’t bother talking to or asking any of the girls their names.
‘Played’ with one girl, blowjob and then sex. And post orgasm I thought ‘what the hell am I doing here’. Actually felt bad for ‘playing’ with the girl as she was much older and not my type.
A random couple came, probably from the swingers scene, and the girl was somewhat attractive. But they stayed clothed, watched for 3-5 mins and made a swift exist.
Not attracted to the other girls, I watched for abit and made a swift exit.
The positives were none of the girls were forceful into playing with me, and no one asked any questions when I left early.
Sorry I’m sounding abit horrible. Some punters might have enjoyed this, and the ones there did. But the girls were not my cup of tea, and I need / would like a certain attractiveness when punting. They don’t have to be super hot, like model / pornstar looking, but genuinely wasn’t attracted to any of the girls there. And very surprised by how old they were.
One might like LAPC if they don’t mind older girls.
It was my first LAPC and likely last, might have got really ‘unlucky’ with the line up of other girls who work there are younger and more attractive.
Left with a slight sour taste in my mouth thinking why did I play with someone I wasn’t attracted to.
If anyone else has party recommendations in London apart from phoenix, please let me know.
Thank you.




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. She’s very into kissing , clearly knows what she’s doing and, frankly, has an impressive amount of stamina.
…Her lingerie wasn’t particularly memorable,( I love to remove myself ) but the body certainly was. Very Brazilian, with what looks like possibly a little surgical assistance in the derrière department
perhaps slightly more prominent than my personal taste, but everything was where it should be. She also has a genuinely attractive face and a very nice overall look. I suspect she could be quite easy to overlook in a different setting, though, which is probably part of why the experience feels like something of a bargain.
I was still trying to recover what little dignity I had left, while she was already ready for round two.. I wanted to cry !
Still, I’m not going to complain about enthusiastic participation, and the way she was moving her lower body.. just wow!


