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I had made contact with her a few days in a row, mainly late at night but the first night I couldn't be arsed to go out and the second night she wasn't available. When I first contacted her she sent me a load of pictures and a video that got me riled up and then yesterday she hit me up letting me know she was free after not being available the day before. I said I'd see if I can make it and she sent me a voicenote along the lines of "I hope I see you today baby" and from that point I was sold.

When I had finally managed to free myself up for the rest of the day I gave her a shout asking for a relatively short notice meet and was pushed back by about 20 minutes from the time I had asked for. Was given a postcode and hopped in the car.

The location is a house in Colindale around loads of blocks of flats. When I parked up (have to pay for parking at something like £2 an hour) I messaged to let her know I was there and to send me the address when she's ready. I was about 10 mins early but she instantly hit me back with an 'I will' and 'I'm just getting ready.'

Got the message and made my way over, knocked at the door and was stood there for a while. My phone then starts to ring and she asks if I'm there. I confirm and she opens the door, hiding behind it.

I turn around to take a look at her and I'm greeted by a smiling and in my opinion, very stunning latina (Vivastreet pics which I will attach are most accurate). She was in heels, a see through dress that was short and cut off just about at the point where her arse meets her thigh and an overcoat to conceal it but it wasn't buttoned and my eyes began to wander immediately. Fake tits but they are not too big. Didn't notice it on seeing her but during the action she has dark marks around her waist and thighs that made me think she maybe had a BBL done a long time ago. With her heels on she was basically my height but when they came off in the room I'd say she's maybe 5'9ish.

Was asked to leave my shoes at the door and followed her upstairs to a very large room. Wish she didn't have the overcoat on so I could get a better view of her walking up the stairs.

I confirm the time with her - 1 hour at £150 +£20 for OWO and hand over the notes. She asks me to go to the bathroom and wash my hands. I oblige and rejoin her in the room. She has music playing and starts dancing with me as I remove my shirt. I can't stop looking at her body as the overcoat was removed whilst I was in the bathroom and she's now just in a completely see through dress that is perfectly hugging her curves. We joke around and laugh as we dance close together before she starts with some LFK that very quickly turned into DFK. She then starts to kiss my neck, chest and paid lots of attention to my nipples which doesn't really do anything for me. She then tells me to remove my trousers and join her on the bed. As I remove my trousers she whipped off that dress so quickly I didn't even see it happen whilst I was placing my clothes on the resident cuck chair next to the bed.

On the bed and she tells me she's going to play with me and pulls out a glass tub of coconut body cream that she began to massage into her breasts. I remove my boxers and she took them from me - aiming at the chair and starts joking around about basketball. She then starts to kiss my body and is running her hands all over my torso. Comes up four or five times to get in close like she's about to kiss and then teasingly pulls away. The next time she comes up I put my hand under her chin and lightly pull her in for some DFK - proper tonsil tennis. She then works her way back down and kisses my thighs, runs her tongue up and down my shaft before she stops at the bottom and begins to suck on my balls. Finally she puts the old boy in her mouth and I can feel her tongue working magic on the head. She turns her head sideways and lets my cock sit up against her cheek for a while before she starts sucking properly and wow oh wow. Plenty of spit and suction. At times she goes for deepthroat all the way down to the hilt. It gets proper messy and I let it go on for quite a while before I sit up and she wipes her mouth using wipes and tissue. More DFK sitting upright before she went to grab a condom and I said not yet and told her to lay on her back. She smiles and lays down as we get into more kissing before my mouth makes a trip to her nipples. She was very responsive. I then make a trip down south, kissing my way down and teasing around her pussy, just as she had teased me before. She's staring into my eyes until I start RO, at which point she closes them, opening them up to look at me every now and again as she plays with her breasts. At first I had my hands on the outsides of her thighs but I move them up and start playing with her nipples and squeezing her breasts whilst I eat away. She asks me to go slow and there were jerky movements from her before she told me to come up to her quickly. I teasingly told her I wasn't done and she outright starts begging for my cock. She applies the condom and we start more DFK in mish as she guides me in by hand. Missionary was slow, passionate GFE style with lots and lots of kissing, admittedly it was slow because from the get go I was already at the edge. She starts rocking her body back and forth and talking dirty in my ear and I tell her if she carries on it will be over quickly. She then told me to pull out, position my legs around the outside of hers and she pulls her legs together to make her pussy tighter. I go back in and every now and again she starts to rock, joking around in a soft tone about the devil on her shoulder that wants to make me cum. She then gets on top and rides me before coming in close and I hold her body close to mine as she bounces on it. She's riding me at speed as she tells me to hold her down.
This goes on before she gets off and positions herself for prone bone with a twist. She tells me to stay still and starts contracting her pussy which felt amazing. She's got her head turned to the right and I use my left hand to guide her face for even more DFK whilst my right hand is squeezing her breast. She then guides my right hand away from her breast and onto her throat. I then start pumping away whilst she continues to do the contractions for a dramatic conclusion.

She cleans me up and we talk more about music and start playing each other different songs on Spotify.

Time for round 2 which started with more OWO. This left my cock sopping wet before she applied the condom (an important detail). She then gets on top in reverse cowgirl on her knees and starts riding me slowly with my hands on her hips. I move my hands onto her breasts and she moves onto her feet and puts her hands either side of me and is bouncing away. I am pumping away from the bottom at the same time and I'm not sure what happened but she goes to stand up to get off of me and the condom is pulled straight off my cock and stays in her pussy - I assume because it was applied to a very wet cock. She laughs and says don't worry before pulling it out and grabbing a fresh one. She puts it on me and positions herself for doggy. Tells me to fuck her hard and is giving non stop dirty talk. For you guys that like a girl that can take a pounding - she was literally begging for it. Pounding away in doggy as fast and hard as I possibly can and she's asking me to spank her. I start to crap out and run out of steam - the entire time in doggy she had her head positioned in a way she can look directly at me, it was quite a weird contortion on her part that I've not had before. She can see and I slide out as she repositions herself for missionary. More fast and hard sex as she's giving more non stop dirty talk and telling me she's close to cumming and that I can't stop until she does. But I'm completely spent and knackered at this point and after a while I can't go any more. Pull out of her and she whips the condom off for more OWO. She then applies a load of baby oil to my member and tells me she's going to make me cum and is wanking me off with one hand and playing with my balls with the other. She rubs the tip on her breasts and more dirty talk. Her alarm goes off and she disables it, continuing to wank me off. After a couple minutes I take over and start what I can only describe as trying to rip the head off  desperate to get over the line as I know I'm already over time. She's got her tongue out, talking non-stop and making up fantasies.
She positions herself next to me and we kiss as I continue trying to get to the end. Then she moves to the end of the bed and starts twerking and playing with her pussy as I aggressively wank myself off, treating my penis like it owes me money.

But alas I could feel like it just wasn't going to happen and I gave up. She tells me I did well anyway and cleans me up with wipes and tissue.

I get dressed and go to the bathroom to wash my hands, she throws on the overcoat and doesn't button it up - walks me down the stairs to the door and jokes about how when I was in the bathroom she was sending a video of her face talking to her family back home but had to delete it because her hair is all messed up. We have a kiss at the door and say our goodbyes and I'm on my way a happy chap, not as happy as I would have been had I completed the second pop but happy nonetheless.

I went off to the pub and had a few beers, left my car there and when I was on the way back home I noticed I had the perfect amount in my wallet for another half hour and thought why not. Sent her a message but she said that she was done for the night and would be back on Monday

TLDR; I personally think she's absolutely stunning. Great body, pretty face and she's a filthy fuck. Great attitude, knows how to talk dirty, non-stop DFK and just an overall great service. I think this is genuinely one of-if not the, best punts I've had. Will 100% be seeing her again. Potentially a clock watcher as she had an alarm set, but she ignored it when it went off so who knows.

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Short summary is that the price was TGTBT and it was a B&S brothel setup, so I walked.

Comms: Good, but not clear that there were multiple girls on offer.

Price: I agreed £70 for 30mins, no extras would have been taken

Location: flats above restaurant a short walk from Stockwell station

After being buzzed in and getting to the flat, door was opened by a black brazilian girl. I asked to see Sofia, ans was told by a white woman, skinny build (likely a WG/maid, as she was in a towel with wet hair, likely fresh from a shower) that Sofia is busy but they have girls available. The other girls were the other black brazilian who opened the door, and a light-skinned black brazilian who was overweight and tatted up. I wasn't really attracted to either, and I didn't want to encourage this type of operation, so I apologised, saying I wanted to see Sofia, and I left.

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Communication
Same day booking, easy to talk to, postcode first and house number when at the pace.

Location
A flat in Crossharbour in Canary Wharf. It looked like her own place, very nice flat, cozy and clean.

Price
£160 30 minutes. I am pretty sure she was within a group of latinas that work between Canary Wharf and Shoreditch. They all have same prices (£160/30mins), and the same profiles types, like 3 pictures, and not many additional ones.

Appearance
Isa was absolutely stunning, lovely body, beautiful face, gorgeous eyes (I am an eyes lover). She's not thin, but she's not chubby, she has a typical latina body. Beautiful, perky boobs, nice belly, and a gorgeous ass.

Meet
The act was quite mechanical, she looked quite pissed off, I am not sure why. She got immediately undressed, with no teasing, and no interaction with me. HJ while kissing, just light kissing, no tongue, then down to sex. She's great at sex, but I wasn't too engaged as get easily turned off when the other person is not engaged. I like a proper GF warm connection. If there isn't, I am not into it. Came inside her with condom on, while in CG. Has a small chat after and then left.

Would I come back?
Yes. She's absolutely gorgeous, and caring, it seemed like I caught her on a bad day.

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I arranged a meeting with Cruella, as her photos looked quite promising.
Communication wasn't ideal, and when she opened the door she appeared different from the pictures, possibly older and with a different build, maybe photos from some time ago.
I went in, but the overall atmosphere felt off. The room was messy and there were a few details that gave me the impression she wasn't in her best state.
Nothing specific, just a general feeling that the situation wasn't quite right. She was feeling agitated, all the time looking the phone.
After a short conversation, I realised it wasn't what I expected, so I made an excuse and left. Overall, a disappointing experience. As usual Diva reviews are not right

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Fancied P&D so texted Varisa at a short notice and booked her for 30min/£80

I’ve flicked through her previous reviews and concur that the pictures are of her but at least 10 years ago and a few Kg ago.

Comms quick responses, she wasn’t busy.

Location
The usual tourer location in Catford

WG
I recon late 40’s, smiley, cheeky lady, short 5’1” tits B cup, fake lashes, facially not attracted to her at all, but was there for a quick shag and some finger play and OWO.

Action
Post gym so clean and straight to action DFK, good kisser, then OWO, then sucked on her clit a bit, she was vocal in no time, fingering, one digit then second and she started squirting in no time, so for that alone she got points.
Then OWO again, condom on, CG, alarm went off at 5min to the end, pushed myself over the line and finished at the 28min.
Quick wipe down and out on the street .
Neutral for me
Great service but was not attracted to her so score downgraded to Neutral.
Her pictures are also taken long time ago and don’t really prepare you for a much older lady.
Service was Positive though and she wasn’t busy great for P&D.

Lufthansa finally caved and handed over the compensation they owed me (apparently they can't ignore you for ever!), instantly boosting my punting fund with an injection of cash. Naturally, I used this financial victory to continue my ongoing quest to fuck every Thai escort in the greater London area. Cheam was next up, with a 45 minutes booking with Aya Lovely Thai  — and chalked up my 25th review whilst I was at it. 

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£130 for 45 mins

the girl
1000% my ideal woman, Thai, petite with a lovely toned body, perfect handful of very well done fake tits with just the most beautiful nipples, lovely legs and bum, looked and smelt sensational, dressed in yellow lingerie set and heels. Her AW pics do not do her justice

the comms
Easy on the day text, with an appointment made for later that same morning

the location
Fit for purpose ground floor flat in Cheam, easy to park and easy to find, same flat as Bella. The door magically opened and this absolute vision appeared from behind the door to usher me in.

the services
Kissing, OWO, CIM x 2, deep throat, face fucking, multiple positions

ratings
Attractiveness - 10/10
Attitude- 9/10
Skills- 9/10
Ability to take a pounding - 9/10

the meet
I found Aya to be slightly reserved initially, but warmed up quickly and was an absolute delight throughout our meet, the perfect blend of filthy GFE. Notes handed notes over (CIM is £20 extra), I had a quick shower before returning for some mutual fondling to get us in the mood, not that I needed much encouragement I might add. Aya's profile states that she does lap dances so I enjoyed a lap dance of sorts whilst she warmed up. Not a club level lap dance by any means but she was topless and allowed me to fondle her so who was I to complain? Round 1 was a blowjob with her on her knees, she has no problem having her hair and head held so I could grab a handful of her hair and control the pace. She also had no problem with my cock thrusting into her throat and could deepthroat with ease from the start. Round 1 finished with me holding on to her hair whilst I deposited a load into her mouth, Aya continued sucking until I had to almost prise her off my cock. She disappeared for a couple of mins to rise her mouth out which allowed me to get my breathe back.     

With Aya sitting on my lap and rubbing her beautiful nipples in my face I was soon rock hard again. Condom on and we started slowly with Aya riding me before she picked up the pace to really start bouncing up and down. Cowgirl became reverse cowgirl - although that's not a favourite position of mine, to doggy, and finally my favourite position with Aya on her back with her legs spread and happy with maximum penetration. She took a good pounding in mish, then legs over my shoulders, then prone bone and finally back in mish where I deposited another load into her mouth. Aya was happy to chat throughout and took direction well, I think she prefers being told what to do rather than her taking the lead. A back rub followed and I left a few minutes over the 45. 

the conclusion
Aya was sensational, she looks spectacular and delivered a fantastic service, straight into my top 3. I shall return.

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Yesterday I returned to the house of industrial-scale group fuck sessions session after a long time away, for the 12pm party.

2 hours for £180 (Halloween special price is larger, due to the bigger line-up). Deposit of $60 paid when booking via email.

Note: all sex at these parties including oral is with condom and the protocol is: open a new condom packet in front of the girl so she sees you do that, and sees you put it on properly or she'll help put it on. I witnessed several guys needing to be reminded of this. Tip: the side of the packet with the logo is the front (facing away from the body).

I arrived 30 mins late, and the action was in full flow. After paying I stripped, showered, then surveyed the upstairs rooms (didn't immediately realise two downstairs rooms were in use too). Greeted one familiar fellow, it's a party after all. Each room had 2-4 girls engaging with one or two men.

In one room I saw the voluptuous Georgia who my mate had suggested I ought to meet, but she very much occupied. Next to her was someone I didn't recognise, a cute blonde girl getting fucked - turned out that was Penny Charms, who was my first fuck that day. Fucked her in missionary and revelled in the debauchery of the scene, Georgia next to us getting railed too, and surrounded by menCame in the condom, thanked her then went downstairs to the kitchen for sweets and orange squash.

Then I realised there were two more downstairs rooms full of action - the dungeon with Lexi in Joker makeup getting spitroasted on the central bench, and Chloe, who sucked me very well. The other downstairs room had young petite blonde Tiffany, wearing khaki camouflage, very popular. After one guy had finished fucking, a fellow attendee was waiting next to me and I suggested spitroasting. All agreed and Tiffany moved to bend over a chair. Sucked me (condom on as always at these parties) then (after the other guy was finished) she turned around and I fucked her. Lovely bum, very petite.

Another highlight was the punky Tall Barbie. It was near the end of the party - I got next to her while she was getting fucked on the long bed, and after a brief intro she wanked and sucked me. Then RR came to suggest a bukkake finale. Both Barbie and I were keen.

Out to the landing by the stairs. She stood up and that's when I finally appreciated her giantess stature, and (in the light) her spooky makeup - black mascara pseudo-tears leaking down from her eyes. 6'2" apparently, plus boots with heels. She kneeled down and I released my 2nd and final load, over her face, tongue, and tits, starting off the bukkake with just her at first, Chloe soon joined, and later Lexi with her ghostly painted face...

Negatives: crap bed downstairs. 2 hours is barely enough.

Friendly banter between guests. Had a great time.

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When and how long? Q3 2026, 30 min session which she set at £60 over the phone. In her Hammersmith location, not easy to find without assistance but the assistance helps plenty.

Comms: Seems to be controversial to the point where her profile extensively mentions it. I’m gonna be honest, I didn’t have issues apart from figuring out the right time to start calling (maybe early afternoon). It took a few calls to reach her but easy to reach afterwards.

She wants people to call in, have a brief conversation and then she can sort her schedule while also somewhat screening you. You are also screening her, and if you don’t like her vibe, you can dip before meeting. I actually ended up liking this as a grand majority of my bookings are texts. She was able to go into detail about what I should expect, how she likes to do things, pricing and recommendations. She is quite energetic on call but that works for me, call took just over 5 mins.

You would have to call her when you are near the vicinity to get the exact location (barely a minute or 2 from where she first sends you). But at least you know she’s ready for you. Her Hammersmith spot location is actually quite hidden so the call actually makes sense, not hard to find but hidden for sure.

The Lady: A big plus to her preference in comms is I know her general vibe going in. The vibe I’m getting is that she is confident that she will give me a good time.

Pictures are just her really. A cup woman, maybe mid to late 30’s? visible abs, very slender/skinny in a fitness sort of way. About 5’5? 5’7? She’s wearing something that slips off easily, we talk a bit and head upstairs, where we sort paperwork then requests I strip while she dances. After a minute of grinding on my lap, she drops to her knees, I sit on the bed and…

…Action!
So I think the best way I could describe her head game was that it reminded me of a certain London Throat Goat. While not the same level in some areas, Sofia actually surpassed her in others. Sofia is my favourite type of eater. I’m a big size, which can be a double edged sword. She can clearly treat a smaller/average size well but seemed to struggle a bit with the larger size yet took the challenge head-on. That’s the rare sweet-spot where the effort is the best part.

She was saying if she had seen my size before paperwork she would’ve had me at the rate of 80 (but came off like frustrated banter than any real complaint). I start asking if she thinks she could throat the whole thing, she says no but then just starts slobbering all over me, desperately attempting to reach the base anyway, saliva pooling up.  She’s licking me up and down, constantly trying to make eye contact that I keep breaking because my eyes are rolling back. However over the course of the session, it is clear it is a little too tiring, at least to do longer suck sessions. I couldn’t imagine a BJ only sesh with her.

We stand up ready to fuck, and I’m soggy enough that spit slides off my piece and hits my thigh so I’m pretty impressed.

The sex is… Sometimes with SP’s I can feel like a client simply seeking a service, which isn’t always awful but not always great. Sometimes though, it just clicks. When we fucked, we felt like 2 human beings passing the time with sex. Perhaps that sounds too mechanical or devoid of meaning in an already meaningless hobby but thats why I like it. There is no pretending, it just felt like we were 2 humans simply fucking, having some fun and passing time in this world.

Whether it be her showing her impressive flexibility in missionary while her hands roamed over me or our indecisive doggystyle that had us whirling and fucking all around her room. Her standing and touching her toes in front of the mirror while we watched me take her from the back. All the variations of doggy and missionary were fairly quick and fun. Didn’t cum but wasn’t expecting to as I was spent and stressed due to outside factors but it’s safe to say I had a good time. I wonder that this might usually be a pop and go service than a full 30 mins session? Obviously I didn’t finish so we went the full 30. We didn’t kiss so I can’t say anything about FK.

Would I see her again? No clue. Maybe I already have. Not the best choice for everyone but a great choice for me.

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HSG gave me one of the most enjoyable sexual encounters of my life...

Easy to book via text the day before, confirmed and got the address the next day, flat easy to find then the fun began..

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HSG is a curvy, attractive, friendly and entirely horny girl.  Post shower she ravished me.  lots of DFK before she got me to sit on the bed and she worshipped my cock with deep sloppy OWO, then pushed me back on the bed and rimmed me, which was delicious.

More kissing on the bed, then she got on top and bounced vigorously away, occasionally pushing her tits into my mouth to suck her nipples, we switched to missionary, and HSG put her legs over my shoulders so I could hammer away deeply inside of her, first cum, awesome.

Between rounds we talked a bit, while she stroked my body and licked me; round two was not far away, more exceptional OWO; she asked me to get on top; then wanted doggy, both excellent suggestions, I came again, and we held each other in the glow.

Shower, then off, to be replayed soon.

Emphatically recommended.

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Decided to take a break from the Soho walkups since I had a specific service request.

WhatsApp text to Lisa was returned promptly.  Not sure if she has help with comms, or if it just happened to be between sessions.

This was around 2pm, asked for an hour and said she was available around 4pm.  Said I would be there and she sent me the postal code (if that is what they are called here.)

I checked and it was not far from the Merylebone station.

I arrived at the station 10 minutes prior to the meeting time, she text me about 8 minutes prior and told me where to go.  I sent her a picture of the building and it was the wrong section, she called and walked me to the correct section.

Upon entering the flat was nice, very spacious.  She looks exactly like the pics, and was wearing a white bra and panties.  Panties were g string so her whole ass was hanging out.  Very nice ass, very nice firm tits.

She led me to a bedroom and had me take my clothes off.

Then led me to the shower and had me wash my mouth with with mouth rinse at the sink.  The shower session was very nice, she showered me herself instead of my just taking a shower.  She really soaped up and rubbed all the good bits - underarms, balls, dick, especially the ass, got it nice and clean.  I guess if you are going to eat ass, make sure it is clean.

She dried me off then took me back to the room and had me lay down on my back on a bed.

The bed was nice, music was playing through a speaker.

She started rubbing her tits all over me, dick, stomach, chest, I started fondling her tits and rubbing her ass and pussy.

After a few minutes of this she started sucking my balls and licking my taint.  Then she started sucking dick.  She is good at it, alternate from licking it up and down, to sucking it, deep throat, no gag, seductive sounds, to jerking it off, to rubbing the head.  She got a rhythm going and was sucking it off good.  I think she was going to try and get the first nut from sucking it out.

Here is where a specific request for me came in - I asked her if she did prostate massage.

She said she did, she got some baby oil, finger condoms and some paper towels.  She oiled up my asshole and started rubbing it with her fingers, put oil on my dick and started jerking it off.

After rubbing my ass with oil and getting it lubed up, she put two fingers in and started pressing my prostate.  While she was pressing my prostate she started jerking my dick faster and faster, until I came all over her hand.  Prostate orgasm makes me spew quite a load, she said "wow, that is a lot" I could feel it shooting out and on to my stomach and legs, and probably on her hand and arms.  I probably should have cum regular style first, since prostate orgasm usually puts my dick out of commission. 

She tossed the finger condom, took wipes and wiped my asshole, cheeks, and dick off.  Asked if I wanted a massage and had me turn over.

She gave me a massage for a while and then wanted to try to make me cum again.

She had me flip back over and started rubbing my body to get me hard again.  I got worked up a little but it didn't last long.  She tried for a while to get me hard again but my dick was out for the count after how hard that first orgasm was.

She rubbed my legs again for a little while then asked if i wanted to shower again.  She did not assist this time.

It was a good session.  If I was in my younger more stamina days, probably could have got 3 cums with her.  She is super attractive, great body.

If you can go more than once, she is certainly game to get you hard again and do it over and over.  I didn't even make it to the anal, which is part of what I was looking for.  Wanted to either CIM, or prostate massage finish, and then go again, but no complaints.  That is the hardest I have cum in quite a few months.

Great punt, super close to a station, super sexy/attractive woman. 

PS - This review might sound like I am hyping her up after other punters have left negative or neutral reviews of her but that is not the case.  I live in the land of prudes where prostitution is illegal and the only "sexual provider" experience one can get over there is at a seedy rub-n-tug from some 50+ year old asian woman in the guise of a "massage".  Where you have to pay $100+ to get a mediocre rub down, and then a halfway decent handjob in a 30 minute window.  Or go to the rural areas of Nevada to pay $1,000+ for half and half at one of the few legal brothels in only that state.  So compared to that, this was a top notch experience and service for me.

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Cost: £650/90 min outcall + taxi.
Looks: Very petite girl around 5 foot tall. Pretty face, nice blonde hair and attractive curves on a slim body. Definitely on the skinnier side
Age: Apparently early 20s but she came across as closer to late 20s from how she spoke and the life experiences she shared
Services: DFK OWO DT RO 69 Facial
Attitude: Warm and gentle GFE with enthusiastic oral that was more akin to PSE

The meet:
Some time in summer. This was definitely the upper bound of my budget for some carnal pleasures with an escort. Irregardless, I saw Kitty's profile and found the other options at the time wanting, so I booked her for a rendezvous at my usual hotel for some hedonism.

As mentioned on the other review of Kitty, the agency does require you call to arrange, and subsequently asks for your name for the booking. Upon arrival at the hotel, they also ask for the room number which I understand is for them to confirm details when calling the concierge.

After dealing with that faff, I met Kitty downstairs and we went up to my room.

We sorted the paperwork and she then went to freshen up in the bathroom. Upon her return, she wore a very revealing lingerie set that neatly held up her B cup tits. She was very receptive to some foreplay which included DFK, OWO and some RO. Her OWO was particularly memorable for the way Kitty spat on my cock and gagged on it while making on all the right sounds. This continued while we 69ed and the juices flowed from both of us.

Moved around to various positions including a standing blowjob, watching her innocent blue eyes looking up at me while her mouth was stuffed, missionary with her offering all the right moans to suggest she came (who knows lol), and lastly some prone bone to allow me to squeeze that pussy tight while enjoying the view from behind.

A lovely surprise at the end was her leaning into my ear to whisper how I'd like to cum, with the various options available. I couldn't say no to an ending on her beautiful face so we got into position and as she sucked and stroked with eyes locked with mine, I exploded with cum shooting over her face onto the headboard, onto her beautiful lips, and, as you'd expect from an expert courtesan like her, a drop or two near the end of my climax being licked off while she kissed my cock gently.

Went to clean up then we chatted for a bit before round two where we had more of the same, albeit a finish in the bag this time round.

Positives: Warm and friendly girl with great enthusiasm with her oral skills
Neutral: Outcall only, and more info shared with agency than what I'm used to

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This took place in August 2026.

 Contacted Freya by text and she replied with £130 per hour, extra £10 OWO and £20 CIM. Opted for OWO. It was a very hot day, Freya was on the 8th Floor of some new build flats. Gave Freya £140 and I was offered a shower and towel.
 Freya is the girl in the pictures and she was wearing a black baby doll nightdress. Returned to the bedroom with just a towel . Held and cuddled Freya , I was becoming semi hard ,  she has lovely sparkling eyes just about being able to kiss her at despite our height differences and her neck. Freya suggested a massage. Lay on the bed as Freya moved my legs apart, and Freya using oil, started massaging my legs then up to my back then shoulders as I held onto her legs, this turned into a very sensual body to body massage (she must have taken her nightdress off)  as I felt her pussy on my legs and tits brushing my back. Starting kissing and holding her body and kissing her tits especially her dark nipples which soon became erect, so delicious . I suggested that I kiss her pussy so she lay on the bed, and I started kissing from her lovely sized tits with their cherry like nipples on a flawless skin and kissed down her neatly trimmed black fine hair pussy , Freya seemed to be enjoying me kissing her small meaty lips.
 Occasionally her phone would buzz and she gave it a quick glance.
 Then she suggested a condom which was placed on slowly and now Freya was bouncing on my cock, this was fantastic sight in CG as I could still hold her boobs and nipples sometimes she would swoop down to bite my nipples.
 Change position so I was on top and still could see how cute, sexy and beautiful she was.
 Changed back to CG and now she rode me well until I finally came. Freya carefully removed the condom , cleaned me up. Had a shower and came back and got dressed. Quick chat about her visit to England. A cuddle and a kiss which she was quite keen for, she checked the coast was clear and let me out the flat.
Would see again , but appears to travel throughout the country.

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After a couple of years away from the punting scene in favour of massages I felt the need to get back in. Seemed to be some slim picking until I found this profile - looks like this is the first review also.

Comms: Messaged on a Sunday evening, got a quick reply and arranged to meet a couple of days later. On the meet day I was running late and let her know and she was fine about it etc.

Location: 8-10 mins walk north of Barbican tube

Paid: £170/60 minutes + £20 OWO

Services: OW, Deepthroat, Doggy, FK, Anal play

WG: Super attractive, well proportioned girl. I would say even better looking in the flesh compared to her photos and she lots hot in those photos. I would have put her down as nearer 25 but the profle says 21. Large dragon tattoo on her thigh. Has bolt ons but felt very natural. Very friendly and speaks enough English to get by (says she is studying English)

Details: Hid behind the door and was wearing a dressing gown with underwear. Had arranged for sex plus OWO for £190 but she seemed to have forgotten and asked for £170. I didn't say anything in case I got OWO for no extra cost. Had a shower, then straight into kissing and constantly massaging my cock. Very much sensual kissing with light tongue action. Got naked then put the rubber on for OW. After a couple of mins she pushed me back on the bed and deepthroated me for a good few more minutes. Asked for doggy, she lubed up and off we went. She liked it hard and liked a good ass spanking as well. After 10 mins I asked her to finish off by hand. Started doing that and licking balls etc then I asked if I could play with her ass. To my surprise she lubed up her ass and put it in touching range. Ended up putting fingers in her ass to no complaint and finished off. Cleaned up, small talk and more kissing on the bed.

I finished it early as I had been late and had to get back to work so I don't know if a second round would have been on offer but I suspect it would have been as she was super accomodating to anything I had asked for.

Definitely one of the best punts I've had and a very strong 10/10. Literally cannot find a single fault with her or the meet. I suspect she won't be this cheap for long as she is building up her profile and insits you book via AW so you can rate her. I'll definitely be back soon.

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Meet happened on her latest tour to Heathrow in September.

Easy to arrange over whatsapp. Text her quite late and I was over about 45 mins later.

Staying in a budget hotel near Heathrow. I think because I arrived late the doors were locked and I had to get buzzed in. Told the receptionist a room number and headed up.

Paid £250 for 1 hour + OWO

She looks good, very pretty girl. We got on quite well. She's a bit bigger than I expected, but still good nonetheless. She's does have a skin condition that is visible on her arms.

Meet started as i walked in with a kiss, sorting out paperwork and she handed me a fresh towel for a quick shower.

We started with me laying on the bed and her next to me, cuddling up and kissing me, not dfk mostly just lips. She reached for my cock and started with owo. This went on for a few mins and she was had good technique. Wasn't deep or sloppy, but still good.

I moved her into doggy as a noticed her big ass earlier on. Her pussy was very warm on entry, I love it when its like that. Banged for a while here and it was a delight watching her big ass ripple with each thrust. Went on for a little while and then I came inside her in the bag. I stayed there for a few seconds before slowly pulling out and collapsing on the bed.

She cuddled up to me and we spoke about a lot of things, travel, business, heritage, cultures, music etc.

She was good to chat to, but it was late and I could feel myself getting tired.

We tried one more round with some more kissing, a hand job and more owo. But I wasnt really up for it and was flagging. Probably couldve fallen asleep there if I wasnt careful haha.

I decided to get up and leave with about 15 mins left on the clock. I went for a shower and got dressed and left probably with 10 mins left.

Overall I had a great time and shes a lovely girl, but I was just too tired. I would recommend her, but I wouldnt personally go back. I am definitely more of an active PSE kind of guy but shes a great chilled GFE  type, which is not the type of booking I want most of the time.

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tl;dr version: an hour of fun

When: 2026 October

Comms: txt

Location: Near Waterloo firestation

Services: FK, RO, BBBJ/CIM, VSWC

Price: £120 60 mins £40 extras

The SP: 20s , slim

Nationality: Malay

The Essay:
Hid behind door
Shower together, kissed and examined our orifices.
Bedroom. handed over money

Shallow French kissing, licked her hard nipples, tried to finger her arse - NoNoNo!
BBBJ, sucked balls, rimmed me frequent kissing now deeper. Slowed her down, gave her RO (I enjoyed it), was now OK with gentle figners on her arse.
dom on cowgirl, doggy, mish with constant kissing came in bag - rested and she scrolled on her phone
cleaned up massage and after 15 mins he rose again a rarity for me now.
Long BBBJ until CIM, plenty of ball sucking, kissing, tried 69 but back to face fucking until I came , kept going and swallowed
head massage until time up (actually long over)

Negatives
Picture of her stolen from internet.
spammed me with texts after

Would I return: Yes if same girl.

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A little late leaving this review. An honest review from my experience.

Meet was just over 2 weeks ago. I see Jasmine's page has now vanished.
I was very apprehensive of the meet with what was said about her and her behaviour, but I’ll come clean, curiosity got the better of me.

Standard text booking, replied and confirmed for a 1pm meet, no speaking or contact rules etc as mentioned before.

5-7 minutes waking distance from Kings Cross. Arrived, up the stairs, 4 flights and knock at the door.
As Prev mention you hear scurrying around inside and are left to wait for 4-5 minutes before being let in.
No one behind the door, just head round to the first room and Jasmine is waiting by the bedside table messing and fiddling round, completely naked, hair wet, she peers round and the first thing that struck me was she resembled Gollum from the film, really pale skin. I didn’t want to make to mach eye contact so peered away.
As instructed i undressed and left the £50 fee on the side.
Laid on the bed and waited. Jasmine then faffed around for at least 5-6 minutes, tissues cleaning, hand solution, it felt like an age. Hands by my side at all times, i was laying completely still.
I see in previous reviews she’s funny with movement.

Finally light kissing on the thighs and some licks.
Then onto OWO, deep hard, fast, choking, slow, hard, fast choking, to be honest the BJ was great. Held herself down at the base and you can feel her throat, she just stays there with your cock right at the back. I have to say it was amazing. She did stop halfway through and was staring at me, i didn’t want to look at her as was concerned with her going off on one at previous visitors, she barked you been here before, i said no and she stared at me for a while longer than just started kissing my thighs again.

The above OWO continues for a while and then i start to come, Jasmin then slams herself up and down on my cock.

P.S. I never touched her once or moved a muscle, the only spasm was from the little chap!

After she cleans up and leaves the room.
I sit up shes long gone and left me £30 on my jeans.
It didn’t feel right to take it all so i left her a tenner, so all in all £30 for 25 mins.

Would i return, NO.
It’s all very weird. I'm glad i went but i wouldn’t go back, ever!

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Note: I've reviewed her before for our first meet. Since then I've seen her a few times, and once more recently after a break from punting.

2 hours, £650. OWO, CIM, RO, sex, snogging.

Our comms on WhatsApp are very straightforward. Agreed time and location, then I booked my room (thanks to Dayuse.)

She came to my hotel room on time, dressed in her alternative goth style. We kissed, chatted and caught up a bit, then she went to change in the bathroom. Came out in black lingerie that accentuated her curvy assets wonderfully. Then it was a whirlwind of snogging, sucking and fucking. I soon had her on the bed to go down on her. She was very responsive to my tongue. She returned the favour by sucking me, with expert tongue movements on my cock, with deepthroating. I almost came, wanted to hold back and fuck first, so took a short break.

Then it was time to get the condom on. We fucked in doggy, then in mish with lots of snogging. I paced myself to prolong the pleasure. She seemed to cum at least twice, didn't want me to stop. Moans loud! When I was near he point of no return, I pulled out, pulled off the condom, and told Luna to suck me. She got up and got her mouth on me again. I soon came, and she swallowed and continued sucking as I released. I went for a kiss which became another deep snog, and I couldn't taste my cum. Satisfying.

Met September 2026, 1 hour £160

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A little bit difficult to book until I figured out that even if her profile says she’s working on a particular day she only seems to respond if her green light was on. After that comms were quick and efficient.

Easy enough place to find and a ten minute walk from Liverpool Street station, no working buzzer so had to message her when I arrived and she came down to let me in. A quick hug and kiss and then followed her up the stairs to her flat, it’s just used for work so is pretty sparsely furnished but the room is a good size and the bed fine.

I’d seen her back in February and was hoping for a quick return and to write a report after a couple visits but life got in the way so this was only the second time I’ve seen her but to my surprise she remembered me and we had bit of an ice-breaker chat about what we’d been up to before I asked for a shower to freshen up.

Back in the room the fun started, Jasmine was wearing a short black dress which she got rid of while we were kissing and getting acquainted with each others bodies. She’s petite with lovely natural B-cups, a bit curvier around the hips than I remember but still nice and slim, pretty face and a good kisser.

Jasmine suggested we move to the bed and slowly kissed her way down my body started with some slow OWO, a bit toothy in places but enjoyable, she went pretty deep occasionally and sped up and slowed down in a way that kept me on the edge. I needed a break so we swapped and I enjoyed licking her pussy and generally exploring her body.

Another round of OWO until I asked for the condom and positioned her in doggy so I could control the pace, she’s got a lovely bum and looked really good in this position and I was enjoying playing with her nipples and clit. Moved to missionary with a few variations and plenty of kissing, all of which was great and got me over the line for a very satisfying orgasm.

After an attentive clean-up we laid chatting about all sorts including some personal stuff in a very relaxed way, a really nice way to end the punt. I didn’t bother with a second shower but still left 15 minutes over time.

A good punt and I’m keen to see her again, the only downside is she doesn’t work that frequently and aligning schedules has proved difficult in the past.

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An easy stroll from Marylebone station, the door opened and was made to feel relaxed and at ease straight away, she seemed excited to see me which was very flattering.

Shoes off and gift handed over she was then straight in to stroking and kissing, encouraging me to take off her lingerie and my clothes.  Both naked on the bed we explored each other bodies, and not wanting to rush ahead too quickly for fear of an early finish, this became very erotic as we teased each other with RO, OWO, LFK, DFK, pussy play.

She seemed to really get in to it and kept saying she was very horny ... but pulled away just before reaching orgasm, she then said she didn't "cum at work".  I was close to nutting so it was on with the PPE and in to mish, then her on top, she then moved to prone, before I got her to stand up in front of the mirror.  Then back on the bed where she did some OW which gave me a chance to cool down, the sight of her long dark shiny hair bobbing up and down in my lap was amazing.

She came up for air and then rode me some more before getting on all fours for some deep pounding of a delightfully wobbly, spankable ass.  An energetic session concluded with a strong finish in the bag.  A relaxed wet wipe clean up, shower and dressed whilst having a nice chat, she seems pretty easy going, personable and got a good connection with her.

Other points of interest:

Didn't insist on a shower, I'd had one before leaving so wasn't fussed
She said she'd just got in from doing some shopping
No pressure on time keeping but I was out on the hour
She's leaving soon but said she'll be back in January
OWO shows as an extra on Diva but wasn't mentioned
Does have light scars under her breasts from where she had implants removed, said she's much happier now without (which is good to hear)
Other than a bit of lip filler (I think) she seems all natural
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Another punt that I came up with last minute by looking at who was available and near the area. Not many options but LMS caught my eye so went for it.

Comms: All through Whatsapp and quick to respond. No issues, fee and services agreed with a deposit of £50 asked to confirm the meet. Given she has a fair few reviews on UKP I was fine with it.

Location: A couple minutes walk from Essex Road station on the high street. It was an evening punt in a shady airbnb. The outside was rough but the inside of the airbnb was quite nice and clean. Fresh towels also present during the punt.

Lady: LMS does have a fair few porn videos that are public for anyone to view so anyone curious can have a browse. Not really my cup of tea but each to their own. Body wise she has lost a fair bit of weight, 4 stone apparently so quite impressive. Not really much to add but as mentioned she does have a fair few porn videos so anyone looking for a better idea, do check it out by googling her profile name. Quite chatty and easy to talk with as well.

Services: Agreed to a 1 hour incall punt with OWO (£20 extra included) in the hourly £160 rate, so £180 in total (£130 on arrival after the deposit was paid). It was quite a vanilla punt but what made this punt a positive was the skills LMS has with owo. Kind of gutted I couldn't finished in her mouth on hindsight. She sits next to MartinaSwallows as the best owo I've ever had in my life.

Conclusion: The highlight of the punt was the blowjob and for anyone looking for a great owo she is at the top of my list in that regard.


7/10 Meh GFE but amazing OWO.

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Jasmin - 1 hour(hotel) - £750

Another trip to the capital, and another excuse to indulge in my hobby and spend the kids inheritance.
Easy booking via BlackLabel which I've always found to be a helpful agency to book with.

Jasmin arrived on time and looked amazing - lovely curves.  Face has all the filler and botox that girls seem to want these days. Body is hot and she's easy to carry. Easy to chat with and soft kissing lips. BJ was good - bit too tight on my balls so had to tell her to ease off but a nice experience. Didn't cum in her mouth so on with the rubber and into missionary which I wanted so we good kiss and fuk.  She really makes some nice noises and it felt nice but also routine.  We had some small talk but she didn't seem to want to continue which I found disappointing.  For the price, whilst a lovely lady to talk I would have expected more passion and opportunity for another round - maybe I wasn't her cup of tea.

Firstly this is the woman in subject. Some of the pictures seem to have been polished and generated by AI
However the facial likeness is indeed accurate as can be. You won’t be disappointed.

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The link is not direct but if you scroll through the results you may find Giulia.

Location: a 5 min walk from Harrow on the Hill Station. Very close to a street market. But in a block of flats
With concierge, you have to be buzzed in, this is simple when you have had prior communication before arriving. I drove to the area so she had been made aware of my arrival.

Price: £120  w extras at a additional cost

I had this woman on my list for a while, and apparently she is quite elusive, I built up a small rapport through WhatsApp. I’m quite fond of the milf type, Giulia’s pics were what enticed me to pay a visit. She is a woman of medium stature I’d say around 5,5 but 5,7 in heels, curvy build with thick thighs and a meaty ass which is also wide, of mixed race as her appearance had eluded. She was wearing lingerie when I had arrived and I was immediately turned on. She had texted prior that one of the extras was to shower together and this is what I opted at first she declined a shower because she may have already been cleaned. So she led me in and as I disrobed and started cleaning she proceeded to join, she looked at my cock and I made references in Portuguese Brazilian I knew that at this point I was going to have my way with her in the bedroom. We lingered in the shower longer and I was rubbing her pussy and giving her the talk back in Portuguese this lasted for a good 10 minutes.

She exited before me and then I proceeded to the room where she had requested I lay down some oral covered and seeing her curves I just wanted to pound till I filled the bag. I requested the condom and she climbed on top of me… I enjoyed this very much and she knew exactly what she was doing. She allowed me to spread her cheeks and rub her asshole which led to climax. I have never been one to come so quick but the anticipation and build up had really pent up.

We went for round 2 which felt like an eternity, copious amounts of baby oil and doggy style a small puddle of oil began to collect in the small of her back whilst I was behind her all while she encouraged me to fuck her harder.

She has toys and requested putting in a show for me in reverse cow girl which she did and I abruptly ended to start my own show.

I’d happily visit her again.

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£500/1h, 26 year-old, 181 cm, fully shaved, enlarged breast, Thai born but speaks english with a southern accent.

Meeting

Mia was a plan B. I messaged her over the weekend and she replied. On the day I got stood-up and messaged her on the number that was available (+447735542109). Fortunately she replied in a very timely manner and we arranged a booking.

Once nearby I messaged and was given instructions on how to get in. Outside there was a photoshoot taking place. Didn’t notice what was it for but the female model had an entire entourage.

Once inside I’m positively impressed. Mia is a tall lady. Afghan father, Thai mother, 100% hot.

I paid the fee, have a shower and after drying up I find her in the bedroom. Her skin is smooth and smelled just right.

A bit of oral, condom on and fucking. Manage to cum twice after running through missionary and doggy.

Was in and out in 50 minutes.


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Catching up on recent ish reviews. I can’t find any indexed reviews on this one so think it’s a TOFTT.

Services: OWO, RO, FS  - £100 for 30 mins.

Comms: Swift and easy. From initial outreach I was at the location inside 2 hours mins.

Location: Flat in Charing Cross. Fit for purpose but wouldn’t want to stay for dinner. Looking at her profile she’s moved now across to Edgware Road though. There was definitely at least another WG in the flat who let another punter in shortly after me.

Girl: Short spinner with great skin, B cups. Small tattoo on her hand per profile but the only one on her and nice to use to dodge any B&S. Bush shaved. Body description and photos accurate as is the age of 33. Face average. Super keen to please. Basic English and could understand sex instructions so no translate app needed during actions.

Action: Magic door. She helped me undress. DFK on tap, took instruction well through out. Great OWO to start with after the old chap was wiped clean - nice and sensual and got me hard, then 69, then 5 minutes of CG followed by a couple of mins in doggy to finish in the bag. She was extremely tight in a good way. Switched to doggy as I prefer it as was super close to finishing in CG due to how small she was so wanted to ensure I saw that view to finish. Chit chat after using her translate app. Overran by 10 mins and never felt rushed.

Extras listed are facial, CIM and rimming for £20/£30/£50 respectively. None taken.

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£170 for one hour (standard HoD rate).

This meeting took place during the summer.  Sophie had been on my hot list for a while.  I had booked another SP, but had to cancel because I was ill, then cancelled another booking because the weather forecast was much too hot.  But I got lucky with a morning booking for Sophie for a few days later when it was cooler.

As is usual with HoD I rang just after 10:00 on the day to confirm.  First floor flat this time, in the usual location about 10 minutes gentle walk from Victoria station.  I also asked the maid to ask Sophie to wear stockings, if not too hot.  I rang the buzzer two minutes before time, and was immediately let in.  The maid came to welcome me, and I could see Sophie and one other in the changing room.  Sophie pointed to her stockings and smiled.  We were allocated the room at the back, down a few stairs, often a favourite one for the girls apparently.  I can see why.  Not offered a shower.  Half undressed and Sophie came in a couple of minutes later.

Wow.  Face much as I imagined; very pretty and with that swept back hair which I love.  Black bra, briefs, stockings and suspenders and a see-through over the top.  Some initial FK, then handed over envelope, which she didn’t count, then more FK (not DFK) before she asked me what would I like.  I settled for a bit more than vanilla, sensuous and passionate like her profile, but nothing extreme.  She agreed with all this saying “I don’t know what half the things are anyway”.  Complimented her on her body and hair and had a good feel of her body.  A bit of fat but nothing unpleasant.

We both stripped and I lay naked on bed and she gave me OWO, particularly caressing balls as well.  Kept S&S on, and lots of continued FK.  We then swopped and I did RO on her for some time.  She came to a (fake?) climax and said she thoroughly enjoyed it.

Then I asked for cowgirl.  Condom on (by hand) we got into a rhythm and I came.  No hurry by her to pull out; we just lay in that position for a while.  More kissing, cuddling and exploring bodies.  She would have given me a second round but it was too hot.  So we then just evolved into conversation, when she talked a lot about her background (which I am not going to repeat here).  She genuinely likes doing this work, usually one or two days a week in London and occasionally at Annabellas in MK.

It was great to talk to an English escort who is clearly very intelligent and I could have a meaningful conversation with. I  told her I will definitely return.  Best punt of my limited career so far, and we struck up a bond which I don’t think was faked.

Don't visit Sophie for a heavy-duty P&D, but as it says on her profile you'll definitely get sensuous and passionate.