Saw sexy sara this week after 2 years, wanted to see her after the new trimmed photos.

Where: ALDGATE EAST
short walk
1 Hour=180£

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Sexy sara polish girl, fairly attractive, 6.5/10, has lost lots of weight since last saw her, shower offered, clean towels, nice shower

GFE, no PSE. OWO was the highlight, nice and sensual. Her DFK/FK remains the same and weird, just sticks her tounge and wrestles, not really passionate.
Massage and then cowgirl and doggy
I have seen her a total of three times and would recommend but would not visit again, scratched that itch.

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Services- owo, multiple positions, protected sex

Messaged and comms were slow initially but ok thereafter.

Location -  flat near Greenwich area


Lady - pics on her profile. Thick Curvy ebony babe with big breasts. Thicker set bum but not loads of shelf to it more meaty. Think I’ve come across a twitter handle aswell but can’t remember it.

Meet - shower, paperwork and formalities sorted when entering the room/ flat. Patrice was firm in establishing boundaries no facefucking, no hair pulling etc etc. Was a bit abrupt/ clinical in doing so 
which made me think it might not be that enjoyable initially but was fine. Took it in stride and nodded/ agreed. Towel off and then got a bj, that was really good. teasing and sucking before my dick was deep down her throat - everything at her own pace sucking me like a hoover, slopping it up. Enjoyed it for a while and then Rubbered up started off in mish, then cg then finished in doggy. No real restrictions but the arch could’ve been better to get in there. A bit more face down ass up style.

Finished bang on time so cleaned up said goodbyes and left.

Decent meet with Patrice and reasonably priced.

Aussie-Babe - Heathrow

I actually hadn't been feeling overly horny recently - a bit run down, lower sex drive - so normally there is no way I'd be wanting to see an Escort.
But I decided to chance it for this young Aussie lady, as I'd been waiting for a while to see her and I wasn't sure I'd get another chance before she takes her break back in Oz soon (although I'm told she would be back in October, presumably in time for the start of her next Uni year).

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Services: DFK/RO/fingering/OWO/DT/protected sex/CIM

Cost: £140 for 30 mins

Comms: via SMS/text with the agent. She doesn't work often, usually once or twice a week I think. Number only shows on AW on the days she works and has availability.
I messaged in the morning, but still only managed to get an evening session, as earlier times had already gone. She's always in demand, given she is young, probably has lots of established regulars and doesn't do escorting full time.
Note: I was asked for a name (just for the booking) and my ethnicity.

Location: big, busy hotel on Bath road near the airport.

Girl: Pretty Aussie student, GND looks, young (19 or 20 is about right). Her AW photos look genuine.
Lovely fair skin, almost unblemished but for a couple of nice small tattoos. Long dark hair. Nice attractive body, around 5'5, probably a dress size 8-10 with some gentle curves. Nice natural boobs, I think D cups. She keeps some neatly-trimmed pubic hair, which I found quite sexy.
Friendly, intelligent, can engage in nice conversation. Maybe a little quiet and detached at times.
Nice Aussie accent, nothing too strong.
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Meeting:
I messaged the number on arrival in the hotel reception. Was told she was getting ready. Eventually given the room number 5-10 mins past the agreed time, so i'm guessing she had some overruns from earlier.
Once in the room, she gave me a polite welcome. I asked her if she'd had a busy day, and she said yes with a sigh. And I could tell, as she did look slightly tired.
We reconfirmed services and I gave her the money. I didn't need a shower, but she asked me to wash my hands, which I happily did.
Back in the room, we stood and DFK'd, nice and quite deep. Really nice kisser, lots of tongue play with me.
Hands running all over each other. I sat on the bed with her standing in front of me and helped her take off her kit. Lovely young body. I sucked on her lovely natural tits.
I got naked and invited her to lay on the bed and let me give her some pleasure, given she'd had a busy day so far, which she was very happy to let me do.
More DFK which was great, she really got into it with me. Briefly kissed her armpits, more fondling of her breasts, sucking her nipples, kissing her neck, arms, as she quietly gasped in pleasure. Worked my kisses down to her tight young pussy. She maintained a small about of pubic hair which looked really hot.
I began working her clit with my tongue. She had her head back, eyes closed and started gasping with pleasure. I held onto one of her hands as I built up the pace with my licks, she was getting nice and wet. I asked her if i could stick in a finger and she said yes. i could feel her pussy tightening around my finger as I continued licking, eventually bringing her to orgasm. She was panting, eyes closed. I joked that I hope she doesn't now fall asleep on me, which made her giggle.
My turn. I got on my back and asked her to kiss me all over. She gently sucked on my nipples, kissed my body, kissed all the way down my midsection to my cock. Proceeded with some OWO, which was nice. She was gentle and it felt good. I challenged her to DT me, and she gave it a good go, although I felt some teeth (but my cock is quite thick so I don't blame her). Asked her to lick my balls, which she did magnificently. Pulled her on top of me for more snogging, very passionate now.
We were ready for sex. There wasn't much time left, she checked, but we'd started late so it was OK. She got out a condom. Unexpectedly she just handed me the condom still in the wrapper and wanted me to open and put it on myself . Maybe due to her nails? So I put it on me, tight fit as I usually find. She asked where I wanted her, I said on top.
She slowly mounted me. Now I don't know why, but it was difficult getting inside her, and my cock was beginning to wane a bit, which doesn't usually happen, but we managed to fuck in cowgirl for a while. She came in for DFK too. But I could tell I wasn't fully inside her. Asked for mish. So we tried that, but again my cock wasn't playing ball, this time I couldn't penetrate her at all while only being semi hard. I said let's skip further sex and let me finish in her mouth.
I got on my back, she gave me more OWO, but it wasn't vigorous enough to get me over the line, so I took over and when I was about to cum she clasped on and took in my full load, which was great.
She went to the bathroom to presumably spit. Back in the room we had a nice chat as I got dressed. She said she might work again before she jets off.
After a final hug and kiss, I let myself out, in just under 30 mins.
 
Overall:
Positive
Pleasant young lady, good GND looks, sexy body with some curves, good DFK and nice overall GFE.
A little passive at times.
First time fucking an Aussie too.
But still disappointed in myself that I wasn't up for giving her a better fuck.
It felt a bit rushed towards the end (45 mins or 1 hour would have been better with her, but quite pricey) - the Agency had surely crammed her schedule with more bookings soon after me.

Will I Return?
Yes, it's possible, assuming she is still working and her prices are reasonable. Better to catch her earlier in the day rather than evening, but that's not easy.

£160 - 1 Hour (now £170 I believe).

Took place a few weeks ago. I sent a text a few days in advance to book. Got a prompt friendly response confirming and giving me the address. I sent a further text on the day to formally confirm which again she acknowledged and confirmed promptly.

Mayree was based in a block of flats a few minutes walk from the Battersea Power Station underground station. The block is gated, but with Mayree's directions easy enough to negotiate. I knocked on her door and she let me in with her behind the door. She greeted me in her usual cheerful manner and we moved into the bedroom where she helped me undress ready for a shower. Mayree was dressed in a white top and a very tiny red tartan schoolgirl style skirt and no knickers. I have seen her a few times before so knew what to expect appearance wise. She is quite small with quite long hair and has thankfully retained her very cheerful, happy demeanour.

Mayree giggled as she fondled my cock through my trousers before sucking my cock for a teasy short while. I decided to take a shower alone this time and returned to the bedroom. The bathroom was fine and fit for purpose with some toiletries and mouthwash. The bedroom is also fine and fit for purpose with a big comfortable bed. We kissed and cuddled for a while standing up before she ushered me to sit on the bed, whereupon she started to suck my cock. I was pleased to discover that her kissing was still very full on and her blow job was good with lots of attention paid to my balls too. More kissing, cuddling and fondling on the bed before I sucked her breasts, fingered her and licked her pussy. I was pleased that she encouraged fingering too. We then 69'd for a while before I lay back on the bed whilst she gave me some more oral. After a few minutes of this I came in her mouth. She took it all before retiring to the bathroom to spit out. Then back onto the bed for a kiss, cuddle, massage and chat before it was time to go.

I always find Mayree to be very good company and always enjoy my time with her. Dare I say, she is also as "cute as a button".... She is always anxious to ensure that I have a good enjoyable time and is very "customer focused" I have always found. I find her English to be generally good and she has a very cheeky way with her. From my experiences, I would certainly recommend. I hope to be able to see her again. I note she is now based in the West Kensington area.   

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My first review so here goes.

I’m relatively new to the game and have only ever used Diva which I appreciate is a more expensive route. Starting to learn from here that some of the Diva girls also list independently, although communication sounds as if it can be a bit hit and miss that way. Can’t fault Diva for their comms and service.

Have also only ever seen Brazilian girls to date as I find them very friendly and so easy to establish a rapport with. My impression of Slavic girls is that they may perhaps be a bit colder, but I am happy to be corrected on that.

Having said that, I decided to try my first Slavic girl through Diva and it was a success.

It was also a risk because Arina has no reviews; she’s just arrived in London. I was struggling to choose someone and when I saw her photos I thought I would give it a go.

1 hour incall for £300 plus £100 for cim – you’ll see her other options on Diva.

Flat: Newer block of flats in Earls Court. Was buzzed into the building by Arina. There may be a concierge, but I didn’t see. The flat itself is clean and tidy, it’s a studio but has a nice big room. The bed is large and comfortable. Shower over the bath, but all good.

Girl: Arina is strikingly beautiful. Her selfies are accurate. She is tall, friendly and smiley. Breasts are enhanced and she does have very evident scars; perhaps the enhancement was recent and they are in the process of healing. To be honest I only really noticed when she was over me and removed her bra whilst I was lying on the bed. She has lived in Slovakia for some time but says she is originally from Ukraine.

Meet:  Arina opened the door and was immediately very welcoming. She commented that I was nice and smiley. She was dressed in elegant lingerie and looked extremely hot. Pretty face and great body. I was very happy with my choice. I took a quick shower and then sat with her on the bed just to have an initial chat; I think this breaks the ice rather than just leaping into things. We then started to kiss whilst lying on the bed; her kisses are deep and long. It was sublime and I was happy to just do that for a while. I felt her pussy which was already nice and wet; she was happy for me to feel there, but no fingers inside. The only other thing to be aware of is that her nipples are a little sensitive. I was still able to suck and lick gently though. Deep kisses continued to be on tap throughout the meet. She then gradually worked her way down my body, kissing and sucking my nipples which I love, to perform owo on me. This involved some spit, her tongue on the tip and nice sucks. She didn’t go particularly deep and held her hand around the base, but it was still very good. Eye contact was amazing. She also asked from time to time if she was doing a good job. Oh yes baby! I then exchanged the favour and went down on her. Now, I’m quite happy to admit that I’m no expert here; I was open with that and what I really appreciate was that she guided me to where exactly she wanted it resulting in some beautiful moans and shudders with her pulling my head in when she really felt it. She commented that I definitely knew what I was doing which was a boost for the ego. Her pussy was clean, fresh and wet. Then to sex in cowgirl, spoons and doggy. In cowgirl I pulled her down onto me as I wanted to embrace her whilst we were doing it. That was very hot and she responded enthusiastically. In doggy I loved how she pushed back, and when I told her this she did so even more. What a star. I felt ready to cum, so off with the dom and what followed was a beautiful blowjob to completion. She took the full load with her eyes on me. Wow! By this time, we probably had about 15 minutes left. She offered me a massage; I asked if she was any good and she jokingly said no, but I took her up on it. She used some oil and it was a nice way for things to end whilst we had a further chat. A quick shower and I was off on my way on the hour mark with a final kiss at the door.

Conclusions: A definite positive. Attractive girl, very easy to get on with, offers a good service. Would definitely consider returning and feel she may be someone you can build up a good rapport with over a few sessions. She seems willing to please.

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First review - here goes.

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when: early aug 2026.

comms - were a bit sketchy - but eventually arranged a time. When I showed up there was no response. After 30 minutes I was about to give up then she woke up and asked for 15 more minutes. I decided to wait. It was a good decision.

location - apartment was ok -  nothing special - a bit confusing getting to flat but I'd read previous reviews and managed.

girl - was like photos. Not super model pretty but cute in a girl next door way

services - 1hr (£200) plus OWO (£20) + CIM (£30) + French Kiss (£20) + FaceFuck (£50) = £320 total

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Arrived and had a quick shower. The girl seemed nice. Quickly got into DFK which was nice - and then OWO and DT then face fuck. As others have said this is something really special. She is fine with that it seems. She moved to lay on bed and let me fuck her face from above her. I kept checking she was ok but there didn't seem to be any limits. She was happy for me to push my cock into her mouth and throat deep at whatever pace I wanted without and problems! Went on to doggy, mish and finished in her mouth. Then there was a massage and lots of cuddles. She was very natural and easy to get on with despite her limited English.

Summary:
The deep blowjob was spectacular - and the willingness to take face fucking without restriction was something I'd not experienced before. It really is something different compared to normal punts. The rest was good too - but more that any of this she seemed very friendly and authentic. By the end of the hour I was very happy with her and gave her a good tip. I've seen her a couple of times since too.

She is leaving the UK very soon sadly. I've seen her a couple of times since this encounter for longer times and have nothing but good to say.  She seems like a sweet girl and its very easy to spend time with her, whether enjoying her skills or just chilling with her.

Strongly recommended.

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Duration: 1 hour
Cost: £250

Comms
Really good, via whatsapp, the booking was made well in advance and the chat was pleasant and flirty right up to the booking.

Appearance
Kelly gives very little away on her profile but I was happy with how she looked. A natural, girl next door look, a little curvy but not fat.

Action
This is where she shines! Everything is on offer… Kelly likes being dominated and dominate her I did!
Name calling, slapping, throat fucking, rough sex with hair pulling and more. Two pops, both happily swallowed with a little cuddle and chat in between.

I booked Kelly predominately as she’s done bookings with quality ladies like MissKDD and others, so I was confident she’d deliver which she did and I’d happily see her again and maybe try and push her limits a little further (if she has any!)

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£150 - 30m

This took place this summer. My journey for a throatgirl that can truly take me goes on. Heard a lot about Pixie so when I saw she was active when I was about Central London I decided to take the plunge.

Comms: Good and she even sends a video to show what she can do! Don’t know who the punter was but he was pounding her throat! I was sold! However she does want to ring you to confirm things and I was in a secluded park when I picked up to confirm things. So bare this in mind. I didn’t mind but maybe some of you will so maybe ask if it’s ok to confirm by text only?

Location/ girl/ meet: it was a wet day, but with my balls itching and full I braved the humid weather and rain and traveled all the way to Baker Street. Her incall was around there. Around the corner was Squat Booty (who know goes under a different name) who in hindsight I wish I’d seen instead.

Flat was ok, was in a very swanky part of Baker Street, so swanky Infact it probs looked obvs what was going on. Wouldn’t wanna be on that street very long. She buzzed me up quickly tho and into her flat I went. Again air BnB situation. Kept clean and a bedroom fit for purpose.

Pixie herself is nice. A north west girl and the accent comes out HEAVY! She is very chavvy. Nice but chavvy which isn’t what I’m into tbh. The eyelashes don’t do her any favours either. She is actually really pretty facially but what was my biggest neg was she chats at a million miles an hour. And her thoughts are pretty scatty. I had to think for a second if she was on some sort of white powdered drug. She didn’t play games tho, and was pleasant to talk to. 

First off I didn’t expect her to be as tall as she was! Easy 5’10 maybe 5’11 in height. No slim chicken but naturally curvy, not bbw either more Amazonian build. I wanted to see what her throat was about anyway. So after she warmed me up she went down on me, and… it was average tbh :/.

I think cos I’d heard great things about her I was expecting her to be a master at this but I just kept hitting the back of her throat if anything. And she encouraged me to go hard and fast which isn’t my vibe at all. I tried but it just wasn’t comfortable. I decided to tick of another bucklist instead and shag a tall woman. This was a good bit. She started chatting filth as I slammed into her in doggy. Added to her size and height I let out a guttural grunt and filled the dom while inside her.

Pixie reign was a bucket list I wanted to do but mostly for her throat. Her throat disappointed me i just don’t think my cock was good for her. Switched to being able to have sex with an Amazonian and I was satisfied balls empty but at the price point of 150 for 30 and that’s before ANY extras I think your best saving your money for else where. Too expensive. Nothing she did was wrong I must stress she just wasn’t my type but if she sounds like she is yours give her a go

I wandered over my Aw hotlist lonely as a cloud, till I behold an ‘available today’ External Link/Members Only for Olivia, the University student WG not in Bath, rather Bath Road, Heathrow. Fortunately it was a day I could be fortunate to be flexible and I saw her very late for 30 minutes at £140. The last time I saw a WG that late 11-12 midnight was Chandra, a hot Indian WG working for Moulin Rouge agency in Leeds back in 2011. That was Heavon.

I nearly ended in Hell after the punt due to stupid Van driver after the punt on the M25, more on near death experience later.

I had time to shower and freshen up before I saw her. Got the usual Heathrow hotel and parked illegally (like some other guys) as I could not find a place. Ecology Parking app is a pain and I had to go via email, forgotten password etc. Got there and was seen more or less on time. Nice hotel room though not many towels around by the time I was there.

Olivia is a pretty student and age probably low 20s, not gym toned though nice size 8 body, long hair and striking blue eyes. She had natural small breasts and I got lot of kisses, some DFK. Mindful of time, I stoked her soft skin and licked breasts and nipples. Her pussy was shaven, clean and inviting and I got her close a few times. Then her turn with a decent OWO and then time for condom and she did not use any lube. Maybe I was enough stimulation. Various positions and I came well satisfied. Goodbye kisses took a while and I returned to my car.

The M25 was quietist and at one juction I saw this big white van sliding towards me. He must have been distracted and did not want to miss this turn off. I had to serve at speed to avoid and the car skidded a bit as I saw the barriers. Fortunately with new cars like Porsche and Aston Martin, I had training in braking at speed and manovering. I was able to get back on the motorway and flashed the stupid bastard who nearly caused an accident. That got my heart racing and I am getting over the incident. Still you have to be careful out there.

I may go back for Olivia though £280 an hour is a bit steep I think. It is hard spotting when she is around so thanks to Sloejoggs for the thumbs up  Olivia is listed as Australian and it’s not a strong accent, is she English?

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Punting quite a few new Divas this year (reviews not yet posted) - but opted for a blast from the past in July. My favourite Latino who I had punted regularly in Birmingham.

My usual rate with her was £120 h/h on AW - but was unsure that I should fork out £350. But feeling nostalgic opted for the deed.

Comms via Diva - straightforward.

Location - near Marble Arch Station. Apartment - fit for purpose.

Pictures - accurate. Looks more beautiful - pretty, great body and excellent bum bum to hold and doggy hard.

She remembered me and had fun discussing her return. Like meeting a past friend 🤫

Sex - great non stop kissing. OW decent as always - did not opt for OWO (always thought she would make me come before my time )🤔. Pounded her hard in all positions  I like mush/wrap deckchair doggy - unloaded in CG kissing her mouth and sucking those beautiful tits.

Another great positive - despite the price

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A blast in the past punt - August.

I had last punted Amyra 6-7 years ago. Regularly for a vanilla punt.

In Liverpool Street and had looked to book another romanian for a quick vanilla punt whilst in between meetings/travel, I have seen a few times his year, Romanian Emma at Bishopgate. But I got drawn to see Amyra- nearby not far from Liverpool Street station. Noted her return back in 2024 - but priced at Diva rates (so decided against a return)

Comms good - whatsapp/ text. Slight delay on booking time. She seemed to remember me.

Pictures - accurate. Older but still attractive - slim model like features. Tall 5ft 7 - pert tits, nice formed pussy.

Service - went for basic 30 mins - £120. No kissing, Ow  she obliged to sex positions I prefer. Time of her on her on top however short (slightly disappointed), but happy to take a pounding doggy and some mish/wrap.

Whilst service on reflection not again GFE - a positive as still a tight fuck again on a past hottie conquest. My friend in crime enjoyed and remained hard during the vanilla action - unloading on the 25 mark.😉

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After a number of disappointing punts recently I decided to splurge on a proper service based on some of the reviews here and her profile on the above links.

Location: Small basement fat in Earl's Court right next to the tube station. She is in there on her own but mentioned the adjacent basement flat was being used by another WG. The flat also has AC built in so that was a plus.

Cost: £500 for 90 minutes + £50 OWO. Pretty steep but like I said was looking to fork out the cash in hopes of a better meet.

Girl: Really naturally pretty and pretty much looks just like her photos. Great body that was very tight all over and a great set of tits.

Meet: Talassa opened the door with herself tucked behind it and we walked down a corridor to her flat. Like I said, there was another flat in the basement but was being used by another WG so hopefully they would communicate with one another such that you're not bumping into other punters on the way in or out, if that is something you are worried about.

Handed over the cash and we started with a quick lap dance (at my request). Kissing was available all the time and would be initiated by either of us, including DFK. I wouldn't say it was super deep (i.e. there was no tongue sucking) but it was about the right level for me. Then moved onto the bed for some OWO with occasional DT mixed in and plenty of eye contact. At one point there was also some light face fucking which was a plus.

I then moved down for a taste for a little bit and she seemed to be turned on by it with gentle moans and I noticed her nipples getting harder before eventually cumming. Whether or not it was real I don't know, but I would lean more towards real than fake. She then put my cock back in her mouth before she slipped a condom on and into missionary we went. Started off slow but eventually picking up speed before switching to doggy where she had her arse up and was looking back at me. I then knew I was getting close and she proceeded to start fondling my balls whilst I was thrusting away in doggy. This was a new one for me and was very much welcomed. I eventually finished in the bag and we got cleaned up.

We talked for a bit in bed whilst cuddling, and she was really easy to talk to which made the whole experience feel a lot better. Eventually we went on to round 2 with some more OWO before she laid beside me and wanked me off for my second pop. In the shower I went and I left at pretty much around the 90 minute mark but there was no clock watching at all from her.

Overall - Strong positive for a really great service. Although the price is a little too steep for me to make this a regular occurrence. 
 

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Comms: Difficult to get a hold of, but well worth it.


Body: Amazing - big round tits you can bury your face in and suck for days, and and ass to grab and marvel at while in doggy. She is also beautiful.

Service: Incredible. Lots of DFK to begin, before moving to a fantastic deep BJ, all while fondling her tits. Then on to some tit fucking before going to cowgirl where I sucked those milkers dry. Finished in doggie marvelling at that ass.


Conclusion: Amazing in general, will defo be back when I can get hold of her again.

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Price paid: £130 for 45 mins + £30 for CIM = £160

Background and build up to the punt

Most of the time I like to keep my bookings close to home—ideally within about half an hour’s travel, but I have a weakness for Thai providers  and with the ever‑shrinking pool of Thai talent in central London it seems you need to travel a bit further afield these days to guarantee a good punt. (Oh, for a return to the late 90s/early 2000s, when punting was cheaper and Thai talent was so abundant.)

Sometimes, though I do like to turn my punting experience into a bit of an adventure, and use it as an excuse to go out my comfort zone, explore a new part of London, fresh sights, sounds and people. Last time I had that mindset, I visited Hana_Thai_babe in Epsom a good hour and a half from me. But TFL spoiled my experience with cancelled trains, ridiculous fares and chaos at Victoria. On that occasion my journey turned into nearly three hours of purgatory!

This time? While not as bad, TFL still did it's best to try to f***k me up again - though it was partly my own fault.

I was originally poised to book sexy_Katie_xx in Croydon, but she moodily cancelled after I asked too many questions. I wanted clarification on whether her extra charge for “owo deep” meant proper deep throat and she clearly didn’t like that level of scrutiny. With my punting window narrowing, I needed a fast replacement. Meena Thailady came through, but then I had to work out how to get to her place in Wandsworth quickly. From Victoria I could go underground or overground; in my haste I chose the tube, assuming it would be more reliable.

Big mistake.

I hadn’t noticed that a big chunk of the District line was greyed out on the map—rail replacement buses were running from Fulham Broadway to the nearest station to her, East Putney. I only realised once I was already on the train. Thankfully I’d allowed some flex time for TFL fuckwittery, so instead of arriving early it looked like I would now be there on the dot - so it could’ve been worse. I kept Meena updated on my progress while on the bus—and then I totally fucked up.

Checking the map, I saw her flat was at least 5–10 minutes’ walk from East Putney, and the bus was heading that way. I figured I should stay on and ask the driver to drop me at the right junction. Nothing doing. He refused to let me off until the next official stop, miles away, after a massive circuitous route. Arghhh!

By the time I caught a bus back in the right direction, I knew I’d be about 15 minutes late. Luckily Meena took it in her stride and had no bookings straight after me. So a little flustered and sweaty, I finally turned up at her door.

The place

First impressions not good at all. Its one of those little side doors between shops with flats above and while Putney/wandswoth is largely a pretty posh area from the outside this place looked like the entrance to a crack den. Peeling dirty paint on the door and when admitted to the hallway the impression doesnt get any better. A long dirtily tiled hallway and an open doorway at the end that looks like the entrance to an abandoned chefs kitchen with loads of stainless steel containers stacked in random teetering arrangements filling the door. At first I wondered if Im in the right place but then I spot the staircase on the left. Im in flat three so have to go up the dirty stairs right to the top of the house where I find Meena holding the door partially open for me and her smiling face peeping out. Thankfully while the flat is low lit and shabby the bedroom is perfectly tidy and fit for purpose with a settee in there and a double bed with a decent firm mattress.

The girl

Meena is exactly as pictured. Beautiful cat-like eyes and a lovely smile. She has a lovely shapely body and nice sized boobs. I explained to her she’d been on my HL for a few years but as she’s a tourer she’s never in one place for very long and I could never get our schedules to match up. This time I’d chosen to travel nearly two hours across London to see her so I was hoping this punt would be good. Meena smiled and rewarded my dedication with a little hug and a kiss. I run my hands over her body and comment on how silky and smooth her skin is. One of the things that strikes you about Meena is she’s always smiling and has this really easy going happy-go-lucky nature.

The punt

Once punting tokens are exchanged she gets me to undress and lie on the bed. Meena loses her clothes as well and she looks delectable. We have a brief kiss, there’s no real DFK but kissing is still sensual and tender and then she settles between my legs to start owo. Her pace is a little fast for me so I get her to slow down and I emphasise I like slow and deep. She gets me to show her the pace I like and she then starts to serve up an absolutely wonderful BJ exactly to my liking. She cant do deep throat but she gets close and manages to get over two thirds of my cock into her mouth before she has to come back up for air. Im loving this but want to see if we can do the head off the bed trick to see if I can test out a bit of light throating. I jump up to indicate what I want but she says no - she knows what Im after and she cant do that. She says it in such a friendly light hearted manner though it’s impossible to be put out. I say no worries, its important to me she’s comfortable and enjoys the punt too - Im not a boundary pusher.

I decide I need to taste her so I put the pillow on the floor and kneel on it and get Meena to lie on the bed and open her thighs. Such a lovely sight - she has a beautiful little pussy and I spend a good ten minutes or so licking sucking and teasing her with my tongue. Her silky little feet and legs wrap themselves round my shoulders pulling me in. Sadly I dont get to push her over the edge into an orgasm but she’s very wet by the time I decide I need to rubber up. I get a few polite knockbacks when I try to put my hands around her face to pull her in for kissing - she’s worried I’ll smear her make up and I cant nuzzle her neck either as thats ticklish. So I settle for running my fingers through her hair and light sensual surface kisses.

We agree to me going on top to start so she squirts a little bit of lube and I ease my cock inside her. Her pussy feels really nice and snug. I manage to get a pace that seems to really suit her. Im also coming almost fully out of her and then slowly plunging my dick as deep inside her as I can get. There’s a pillow under her bum so I can go as deep as possible. During this we do have a real moment when we are gazing at each other like long lost lovers. I comment on it and how those special punts always have those little moments where it stops feeling like a paid service. We just turn into two lovers even if for just a few minutes - a proper connection where you are just absorbed in each other and loving being in that special moment.

As Im describing this I can suddenly feel her pussy get really wet, so Im encouraging her ‘thats it darling, you are so wet for me now, I want to feel you come’. She comes close but I don’t think I quite push her over into an orgasm. Im also conscious of the clock and want to try her from behind so I encourage her to turn over. I think she thinks I want anal and initially says ‘no you too big’ but I reassure her I just want to do her doggy style.

This position is also wonderful as she has a lovely smooth tender little bum, a sexy elegant back and a slight waist so grabbing her round it and impaling her on my cock is such a lovely feeling and a sight to behold. Im close now so ask her to finish me off with her mouth. We slip the condom off and she dutifully settles between my legs and I instruct her to do exactly as she was doing before - deep and slow strokes with lots of saliva, I encourage her to let her spit flow down my cock - this honestly feels like a BJ masterclass. Its slobbery and inventive, I get tongue flicks and sensations from her mouth that are driving me crazy. I warn her Im close and then I have a spectacular orgasm. I pump round after round of sticky cum into her mouth. I havent cum this intensely for a long while. Meena dutifully keeps sucking till Ive pumped out my last shot.

I try to encourage her to show me the cum on her tongue and dribble it onto her tits but shes not having it - but she teases me by suggesting we do a snowball instead. I think I surprise her by taking her up on the offer and we kiss and she slips a bit of it into my mouth with her tongue, she then grabs a tissue and spits the rest of my cum into it. There is a LOT there, probably about 4/5 teaspoons worth - not bad for an old fucker like me.

I ask how long have we got on the clock, and we agree theres only five minutes left, Ive got a stiff shoulder and neck so I get her to do a  massage to finish up. This is very good - I can tell she has had some training and she confirms she used to be a masseuse in Thailand. I get her to go hard and really dig in with her elbows. She asks if I have another £20 as she wants to spend 15 minutes on me to really loosen me up but I tell her she has all the cash I brought with me. I joke with her though that she has just given me one of my my most spectacular orgasms - she really knows how to work a cock and shes also a great masseuse - I tell her thats exactly what Im looking for in my next wife. Im only half kidding. Imagine waking up with this little pocket rocket every morning?

Postscript to the punt

Leaving the flat in a daze I seek the nearest pub for a quiet pint to reflect on how good the punt was and this is where I get to experience the pleasure of discovering a new part of London. There’s security on the door who check my bag but Im waved in only to be surrounded by a lot of rugby shirts and hoorays everywhere, but the upside is this has also attracted some of the most stunning looking women Ive seen in a pub for a while. it occurs to me this must be the place models come to pull a trustafarian on a saturday night. There’s a stream of people going outside so I follow once I get my pint and theres a guitarist playing acoustic cover versions of pop tunes in the courtyard. Theres a huge bevvy of attractive women all dancing in frant of him singing the words. I swear there wasnt one woman I saw in that pub that wasnt an 8 or a 9. Quite a revelation.

I film a bit of it on my phone and text it to Meena to say - look where Ive ended up! She sends me a text back saying how much fun that looks.

I joke some more about her marrying me when she retires and then I sup my pint taking in the very pleasant scenery. I decide I'm definitely doing the overland on the way home so eventually leave and find my way to Wandsworth Town station. I study the train times and realise theres a little bit of a wait but as luck would have it there is another really attractive pub right next door which also is heaving with punters. So another couple of pints ensue in there with me befriending a few local lads and we swap notes about the attractiveness of the women in the previous pub (I avoided telling them Id just been balls deep in a very attractive Thai one earlier). To be fair, even though this pub wasnt as full of totty, the women in there were also pretty damn nice looking too. I vow I must get over to this part of London more often.

My journey back was much smoother and without event, but what a great day out this turned out to be. It didn’t start well but everything after getting to Meenas was lots of fun and I definitely managed to successfully turn this into a proper little mini-adventure. Hope the rest of my punting adventures turns out as well.

Conclusion

Would I return - absolutely - that BJ phew! Loved it. There a few minor caveats - the lack of deep kissing or being able to hold her face - ticklish neck and there were parts of the punt that did feel a bit business like at times, but equally there were the little stand out moment s too - like when she got super wet and was looking at me with what looked like real love in her eyes, she’s also really service minded, sweet natured and gorgeous. But sadly Im now out of cash for this sort of thing for a while and I suspect Meena wont be in Putney for long so this might have to be a one-off... unless of course she takes me up on my offer of marriage, lol!

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I visited this place a year or so ago. Underwhelmed. But, I was excited by the recent reviews and thought I'd try it again. What's not to like about the prospect of a young Korean ...especially at this price point (£60). TGTBT?!

Booked on the day, and asked for slot within the hour that I got (had to wait briefly as the "girl got ready").

Welcomed by business man (in a designer t-shirt) and sent into room. The girl was 5'6", fairly chunky, fairly big natural boobs, shaved. Age wise, tricky, but early 30s I think.

Asked for a massage to start, but translator app cam out and told "after fuck".

Kissing of nipples and licking of my body. Dom on. Decent BJ. Then her on top as I rubbed her clit. Lube was there but plenty of wetness. She wasn't up for anything beyond the functional and turned over and I came as she was on her front. One of those surreal moments when you see yourself pounding away as girl just lies there and takes it, looking into the distance, as random pop music plays. Life is strange/funny. Got a very average, half-hearted (maybe quarter-hearted) massage at end.

Nothing memorable about this. Got what I paid for. Totally forgettable.

Where are the pretty youngsters?

Reached out to 3 Chinese knocking shops in Croydon and the whatsapp pics for the two girls looked good.  Visited this same Chinese brothel in August last year and had a good time, so had high expectations. 
 
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Number: 07340929412 +447340929412 and 07721134067 +447721134067
Visited: Aug 26.

Location:  Central Croydon.  Near the Popeyes chicken and Wagamama.  Bit of a shifty location, up some dodgy back stairs.  Flat is more tired looking that a year ago and dark.

Mamasan handles the comms.  She also greets me at the front door.   Initial comms was via WhatsApp for pics.  I called when outside to gain entry.  NBA Policy and she checked with me on the phone.
Once inside, Mamasan points me towards a bedroom.  I stopped and show her the picture of the girl I wanted to see.  She pointed at the same room.   Got inside and it was the other girl.    Told her I was meeting the other girl and shown to another bedroom after Mamasan checked she was ready.

The girl:  It’s the girl in the picture sent, without make up.  Looked OK.  Long black hair. Chinese. 5ft4 max. Size 8.  Nice D size boobs with natural hang. Says she’s 27 and about right.  Appears to know more English than she makes out and kept repeating ‘fuck’ in different tones throughout. 
*The other girl looked plain and older than her pics.  I would think she takes on the bulk of work??

Price: Paid £40 for 15 mins.   *She was pushing 30mins so I checked if she would allow two times sex.  Twice in 1 hour only.  Stuck with my 15mins

Off with my kit and she kept everything on.  Now she is very specific with her instructions, “No touch condom” and she will repeat this throughout.  No touching punani aswell.

On with the dom and she gives decent head.  I’m standing and she’s kneeling back to bed allowing me to position with cock up against her face to go deep.  Good noises.  Me fumbling to remove her bra, so she removes so I can get my hands on those D sized baps.   Lovely smooth skin. 

Moving onto intercourse.  Very specific I don’t touch the dom and reminds me it’s a quickie.  Helped her pull the skirt and knickers off.  Throughout the session she will say ‘fuck’ and ‘cumming’, with ‘fuck’ being the dominant word in her vocab.
Typical sly tactic from a seasoned pro where she positions right up against the headboard with a pillow.    Just small trust and can’t even get to suck her boobs all crunched tactically.  I could probably fuck all year like this to without cumming. 

Asked her to jump on top to ride, and she refused so continue light thrusting.  I suggested doggy so we changed (reminding not to touch dom).  Got some proper slams into that bod. Holding them tits and trusting deep was nice.  Tried to reposition her for some pronebone but my request to move her legs fell on deaf ears. 
   
Thinking to myself whether to hammer hard to completion but knew I’d be short changed in time so asked her to flip over.  This time I pulled her back about two feet away from the headboard so I can go deep.  Pulled her pins back and she guided mini-5k in for me to tap away.
For the finally, got them pins right back and positioned over and banged away until completion.  She must had felt me pulsing away and allowed me to continue emptying my balls. 

She did the dom removal, probably checking for spilts?  Not much of a chin wag, again a lot of ‘fuck’.  I told her she cussed too much. 

Conclusion:   Negative.  No personality and over-uses ‘fuck’ like she has tourette syndrome.  Probably best to avoid this brothel for a few weeks allowing sufficient time for her to move to another part of the UK.

Would I go back??   Brothel is OK but the girl was shit.  Will give the other brothels more priority.

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Date of meeting: This week

Price paid: £70 for 30 minutes but she returned £20 to me at the end.

Comms: Very responsive over WhatsApp. She was available at the time I wanted. Sent me the street address once the time was agreed. Got the flat number and a picture of the entrance once I was at the location.

Location: Flat which is a few minutes walk from Kings Cross. The street itself was very quiet. Felt perfectly safe. It was during the day. Had to walk up a few flights of stairs.

The girl: She's slim with long dark hair. Caught a brief glimpse of her face as I followed her into the room. Thought she had a nice arse.

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The meeting: This was a bit of an impulse visit as I was in the area. Felt slightly nervous knocking on the door based off the previous reviews. Followed her into the room. She immediately heads to the corner and starts applying some gel to her hands and puts the head covering on. As she's doing this I've stripped off and laid down on the bed. Arms by my side. She lies across me diagonally so if I turn my head to the right I get a face full of arse, which is nice. As per other reviews, she starts kissing my thighs first and then takes me in her mouth and starts sucking. I'm getting harder at this point and she swallows me whole and I feel her throat. Sometimes she would take me down to the base and stay there for 15 seconds. The thing I found quite annoying is that she keeps stopping to adjust her position or get more tissues to put under my balls. There was one point quite early where she gets a good rhythm up and it's really wet and sloppy and I feel like I'm going to cum. But she stops again to get more tissue. After a while I'm starting to go soft because of the stopping and starting. She realises I'm not going to cum with oral and puts a condom on and jumps on top. She's facing away from me so no eye contact. This doesn't work either so I finished myself off while she's sucking my balls. As soon as I cum she hands me a tissue roll and leaves. Clean myself asap and notice she's left £20. Maybe because I didn't cum via oral.

Strangest experience I've ever had. One of the previous reviews mentioned it felt like a medical procedure. That's what I was thinking about lying there. Literally not one word spoken between us the entire time. There were a couple of times I moved my left hand to check the time or scratch the back of my head. She would start reaching for that hand and putting it back by my side.

I'm giving it a neutral because some of the blowjob felt really good and it only cost me £50 but I wouldn't go back. Glad I've experienced it though.

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Services: OWO, RO, DFK, CIM, Protected Sex
Services Refused: None
Extras: None offered
Screening: No
When: Past month
Contact: WhatsApp

COMMS
Good. There were a few delays, but nothing too lengthy. Requested time was not available so she offered an alternative that worked. On arrival at her hotel, she sent detailed instructions to her room. Was waiting outside her room for a bit, but probably seemed worse than it was.

The Venue
Hotel close to TCR tube frequented by SPs. Pretty nondescript. It's busy inside and out. Room was quite small. Average double, good firmness and height. A little bit dim, quite cluttered. Bathroom was fine, gels and mouthwash present. Clean towel provided.

The SP
Not a lot of pics available. A little darker-skinned than some of the pics. The third pic on the main page is a good likeness. Plenty of hair, attractive face. English/Portuguese mix. Big tits, nice arse to go with it. Has a womanly body. In shape, not too slim, topped with a nice head of hair. Quite bubbly and chatty as well. Customary few years added on the age clock, but wears it well. 5'6 or 7.

The Punt
Once inside quick embrace and some DFK. Dee is always up for kissing. Gave me some water, tokens sorted and I went for a quick shower. Back in the room, joined Dee on the bed. More DFK, slipped the bra off and sucked her large breasts. Good size nipples, plenty of good reaction from her, some dirty talk. She reached down and jerked me while I serviced her boobs. Panties off and RO. Clean, fresh, shaven. Threw in some rimming as well that she enjoyed and prompted some more dirty talk. Might have been some fingering, can't recall. Lapped away for a while, enjoying her dirty talk and her body responses until she came (or not). Brief pause then she gave me a long session of OWO. She did ask if I wanted her to rim me, i think it is one of her specialities, and she wanted to get me on my hands and knees so she could return the favour, but I was not feeling it at the time and declined which she accepted and carried on with the oral. Lots of movement between shaft and goldenballs. Plenty of variation of sucking and licking up and down. Some decent attempts at DT too. Suggested we rubber up.

Dom applied and Dee hopped on CG. Had good stamina. Also got some RCG and Asian squats in. Lots of DFK throughout and happy to let me thrust her from below. Rolled into mish. A few sharp intakes when I went too deep, but for the most part was okay to let me do my thing. A few variations were all fine. Enjoyed watching her tits bouncing all over the place. Moved to spoons, grabbed her tits and we moved in unison. Onto doggy. I did go a bit harder here, Dee has a nice arse that demanded it. Varied up my strokes and speed. After 10 mins or so, Dee tapped out, so gave her a break. Then condom was removed and she gave me some more oral until completion. Took the full load in her mouth, then ran off to spit and rinse.

Came back, kisses chat and cuddles. Nice lady. Told me quite a lot about herself. No clock watching, she took a shower and I did too. Then I headed out. Must have been 20-30 mins over, was the last client that day.

Recommend:Yes. Dee gave a good GFE, with some dirty talk thrown in. I think she would be a bit more filthy based on the client response. Good extended owo, plenty of DFK, great tits. Sex was good too, not too much pounding and she is game up to her limits. A good service provider, imo. Would see again.

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Alice aka Mumu was there this week in this massage establishment in Residential Block New Malden which I have reviewed before.

Texted and good comms this week with quick replies. Was notified if there might be 15mins delay so could decide if wanted to come later or wait in the flat.  Of course not ideal if have booked a time and then need to adjust but this is to be expected with massage parlours and all I ask is good communication so can make an informed decision and not to deliberately double book.  In my experience at this venue never more than one person waiting so they do try to put gaps in and turn folk away if pre booked so more about punters overstaying...

Alice is a 24yr Korean-Chinese girl. Cleft palate repair but otherwise pretty face and very cute, Nice smile and nice voice,  tight flawless slim body. Size 4/6.Probably just under 5 foot tall.  Firm but probably enhanced Breasts making medium C cup size otherwise all natural body, Did not see any tattoos or other marks, Clean and smooth skin and firm buttocks. Pretty legs and feet. English limited but enough for some basic communication without need for translation apps...

£ 60 + £20 for owo and French Kissing

Followed directions easily enough, Nice kissing though could do with being deeper, Still she did not shy away with kissing whenever we faced each other and drawing me in, Nice caressing lying side to side facing and spooning,  lovely OWO and ball licking and RO tasted nice, No fingers but all around was fine,  Reasonably tight for sex so needed to be on full attention once the Condom on or slipped out( oh dear), Cowgirl both ways, Doggy and Missionary. Finished on her tummy while kissing her feet and her lips. She gave the aura of wanting to please and nice energy. If had time would love to know a bit more about her backstory as suspect quite interesting and I think adds to enjoyment when you understand a bit more of the  WG..

A 5 minute massage to end which was ok but not the main point...

Nice punt

RedHead_Ella Kingston

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Surprised myself in some ways that this actually worked...but it did

I would normally run a mile if I saw a listing of age 50+...

The convenience to me geographically started it though. Mainly looking for something I could fit in without arousing suspicion at home... Not much local to me that I trusted.

A latent redhead fettish bubbled to the surface that got me looking through all the pictures in her gallery thinking I might actually follow through. Then I found all the positive reviews on here very reassuring. Thanks guys...

Messaged a day earlier to be told she was fully booked.
I had the horn but bided my time for another day when we confirmed the appointment.
Modern flat between Kingston and Surbiton near the university.
I'd visited the exact same flat with Angelina Roma a few weeks back.

I'd made a clothing request which was accommodated.
I do love a leather mini skirt.... A stranger in the street, maybe some bird at work, but preferably in a situation like this day when I can follow through...

After a couple of minutes hanging around outside the door, wondering if I should knock any louder, (but equally not wanting to draw attention to either of us) she opened the door. No phone reception for me in the basement stairwell so my "I'm outside" text wouldn't have gone through until later.
Yes dressed as I requested and yes despite the age she was hot...

Both of us a bit shy initially but after the shower we got stuck in.
Kissing always important to me and was very much available and delivered.

Enjoyed playing with the leather skirt, feeling the contours and enjoying gliding over that surface.
Had requested no knickers but sadly it seems that message didn't get through.

Enjoyed a prolonged bout of standing kissing and fondling before we started to lose a few layers and hitched up the skirt.

Went down on her for a good 10 minutes while fingering her. No restrictions on this and nice natural reactions. She said she came...

OWO was returned to me, and done well.
On to sex in a few positions before I came.
Loads of very good DFK throughout.

Pleasant to talk to afterwards.
I didn't attempt a round 2 but enjoyed cuddling and chatting. I guess a 2nd round would have been available.

A good body, particularly for her age and free of cosmetic surgery as well.

Ticked a couple of mild fetishes for me and a pleasant natural encounter overall

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Met Ellie last week after clocking her site for a while. Looks amazing, slim with massive great big boobs and a cute little arse. Pussy looks immaculate…neat, pink, perfect. Proper posh accent that sounds even hotter when she’s telling you what to do.
She’s easy going and smart, proper chilled chat at the start, then she takes charge without missing a beat. Got her naked and those tits are unreal. We ended up in 69 pretty quick which is my favourite with her and it is incredible, she doesn’t neglect the balls either, proper greedy with her mouth the whole time.

She then climbed on and rode me hard, really knows how to ride properly!! You can really feel she loves what she’s doing…No awkward pauses, just great fun from start to finish.
Looks expensive, fucks like she means it. Great all round girl that I hope to see again soon. Do yourself a favour lads, this one’s worth every pound!!

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Location: Blackfriars
Date: Q2 2026
Price: £1500 for six hours including incall meeting and then outcall dinner date
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Easy to get to from Blackfriars stations. It is a managed apartment for short-term lets. It is really nice. Quiet streets just outside the range of shops so you will only see residents and office workers around depending on the time of day. No accessible access. Inside nice bedroom and the bathroom is beautiful.

Comms
Booked in advance via personal email. She publishes her tour schedule in advance so easy to check availability and plan accordingly. We swapped lots of emails in advance to plan dates and timings - prompt replies, quite fiirty and fun. Very helpful that she has lots of date ideas on her website: a list of restaurants, experiences and activities. The restaurants are top-end places with Michelin stars and degustation menus and we swapped lots of emails working out which would work for us given the date and timing of our meeting. Meeting confirmed when deposit paid - 50% of the booking fee. She confirmed receipt of funds.

SP
Photos and description on profile and elsewhere accurate and up-to-date. Tall and extremely attractive blonde with a stunning athletic figure. Small and natural breasts. Cute accent and a gorgeous laugh. Impeccable hygiene. Age accurate: looks late twenties. Minor neg: slight stubble on her amazing legs. Very expensively dressed. There are some videos of her online under her Natalie Kensington persona.

Attitude
Top notch - flirty, eager to please and very hands-on. Happy to agree to my requests and was a very attentive girlfriend - super focussed on me for the whole evening, only used her phone for a security check when I first arrived and when I was getting drinks. Very handsy - loves to hold hands, lots of social touching: eg, hands on my back when we were walking along, sitting down she would grab and put my hand on her legs. Very down-to-earth too. Despite some pricey restaurant ideas on her website she was happy to propose some options and consider some of my suggestions.

The meeting
Paid the remainder of the booking fee in advance of the meeting. Comms on the day via WhatsApp, given final directions prior to arriving. Offered drinks on arrival and had a good catch-up. We were on a tight schedule so I was swiftly invited to have a shower (it is actually mandatory). I came out and she was naked on the bed. Lots of DFK - kissing technique fine. Very good OWO with lots of spit and attention to my balls. Has some toys but we have yet to find the time to use them. I went down on her - very responsive and she was very vocal when coming. On with a condom, I asked to rim her first - that was really good and then she pulled me on top - me coming in the condom shortly after. We then quickly got ready to head out. I ordered us an Uber and we chatted lots. Arrived at the restaurant and we ordered drinks and food. Impeccable table manners and loves to take photos of our adventures. I paid the bill and then we jumped on the Tube to get to the theatre. Gives amazing girlfriend: while watching she took my hand several times to hold or put on her legs. A few times she rested her head on my shoulder and cuddled.\\
During the interval I grabbed us some drinks. After the show we headed to the station to make our way home. We said goodbye at the station. Swapped some messages after getting home.

Overall
A very enjoyable evening. I had a one hour meeting with Nella in Q1 2026 during her previous tour to the UK and after this I was confident enough to book a first dinner date. She is gorgeous - great company, eager to please and very attentive - in private she is very hot and probably very kinky but I will need the time to explore some of those a bit more when I can find the opportunity. Never a gap in the conversation - well travelled, intelligent and thankfully her values seem to align to mine.
I paid at 50% deposit via bank transfer well ahead of time to secure the date.

Positives: All of the above. Surprisingly good value if you go for a longer meeting. Classy but also very down-to-earth. Makes you feel like a real boyfriend. Nice that she has lots of ideas for dates on her website - makes it easy to plan ahead.
Negatives:
1/ Vegan and teetotal - fully support and admire her preferences but a considerable pain trying to find a restaurant.
2/ On the fence about this: she does talk about some of her other bookings which is hot (and I am interested) but makes you wonder if she has talked about me - some potential leak of some personally identifiable information.

Would I revisit: Definitely. I have already paid a deposit for her next tour to London. Restaurant TBC but have booked us tickets to a concert.

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I paid a visit to Jaedelux this week.   Arranged during the afternoon for that evening over WA, very clear, efficient comms with menu, prices, expectations, location and then confirmed booking with a £50 deposit transferred - then the £200 paid on arrival for an hour meet.

Location is close to the tube station and easy to find in arguably the busiest part of town.

Welcomed in to her apartment and was pleased with what I saw. There have been plenty of glowing reports of her appearance and also her service and can only agree with their sentiment.  Some small talk to begin with before taking a shower, the first time I've received a toiletries travel pack and slippers at a meet which is quite a nice touch. 

Out from the bathroom and Jade stood in a nice white suspenders and heels outfit at the entrance to her room.  Started with soft sensual kissing before she led me in to the bedroom to continue the action.   Clothes removed and she's on to her knees for a quick inspection before OWO, on to the bed for more kisses and exploring her body and returning the favour.

I come up for air and she's running her hands through my hair and over my back.  She reaches across for a rubber and tells me she wants me inside her.  She gets on top, applies a bit of lube and gently eases me in.   A sensual slow technique to begin, then she adjusts in to a qide squat and does a wonderful controlled bounce up and down my cock, as she gets more in to it she starts rubbing her clit to (gives the impression) orgasm.

A moment to recover and then more gentle strokes to then follow in mish, an amazing view in doggie (more clit play/"orgasm"), prone and then bent her over standing against the wall to finish.  Cleaned up, another shower and out the door - was never rushed despite running slightly over time.

An impressive GFE, enthusiastic, engaging, attentive, and easy going which I was very happy with.  On other occasions I may have wanted to get more filth and give a pounding but sensed that's not really her thing.  Enhanced breasts with noticeable scaring but the rest of the package is top notch. 

A relaxing experienced where I could just enjoy and switch off from every day life.  Certainly would consider going back, great VFM IMO although the location is a bit of a faff to get to for me.

   

Preface to say, FUCK this Mexican girl is FINE!!!! literally had the best sex of my life with this Latina honeyy

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"Penelope" Earls court

When: w/c 17 August 2026

Price: £350, 1 hour
extras: french kiss, owo, tantric sex

Comms: Texted via Kommons and she sent menu - I asked for a photo selfie to confirm it was her because the profile was yellow on Kommons [i think that means it's not verified??] she suggested a FaceTime and low and behold it was the hot mexican brunette from the photos! Huzzah. Communication was very good leading up to the agreed time, and she sent address etc once I arrived at the postcode.

Location: 5 mins from Earls Court tube station

Lady: Penelope Latina answered the door in a sexy black set with long stockings and high heels, I literally was shooketh .
Penelope is one of the most beautiful Escorts I've ever been with, being a guy with a a strong taste in Latina girls and especially mexican/spanish girls she literally ticks all my boxes. Long brunette hair, smells like a fresh flower, walks like she's on a catwalk wherever she goes, has an incredible voluptuous body with all the curves in the right places not to mention gazing eyes and the most juicy lips made for kissing. Lady has lived and worked in Los Angeles so she speaks excellent english. I believe she also used to be a Dancer in LA so you can look forward to that too.

Meet: After we sorted the Paperwork, we had a drink together on the bed, had a lot of simialr interest in movies and music and spoke about this for a few minutes to get to know each other. I think as we had Facetimed before the appointment the sexual chemistry even on the call was strong that after a few minutes of chatting about ourselves she said in the hottest most sultry way, "is it time to kiss me yet" which melted my heart  I have to say from here what happened next was the most intensive and best sex of my adult life !!! (I'm not even messing guys) The sounds she makes, the moves she can do, fuckkkkkk! She speaks in spanish when fucking which is the biggest turn on for me ever,  hearing her say "si papi" while in doggy is the sexiest thing I've ever heard a woman say to me in the bedroom. I'm big into kissing during appointments and she is an excellent DFK kisser, it was on flow for me throughout the appointment. For 1 hour appointments, in the past I would try get two fucks during an appointment but we spent most of the appointment fucking as we both didn't climax till the end....it was spectacular. BJ eye contact off the charts too.

Overall: 10/10

Would I return: Yes!!!!!! Treat her well, she's an absolute GEM!!!




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Organised a half hour punt earlier today for 1pm through quick texts. I ask for postcode twice but she just ignores. Trying to find out if we were still on, she messages at 1pm with postcode, come to find out its a 23 min walk to her place. I ask if 1.30 ok, initally a yes then says she's busy. Made out like she did not see my text at 11.30 asking for postcode when it was read. Back and forth then just left it. I guess this lady expected me to teleport to her place at 1pm, i dont know. She organises a session but forgets to let me know where to go and ignores my earlier text.