Author Topic: Jessvixen-leeds - Leeds Hotel  (Read 3690 times)


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Offline avinsumfun

1hr booking including Anal £140

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I finally got to see Jess a few months ago after reading her reviews I though this punt was going to be bang on.

I turned up at a well known hotel in Leeds waited 15 mins over time and was about to walk, but after a few texts and a call I eventually was told the floor and room number.

When I entered the room, I could tell she was obviously 'off her head' and not just on booze but I decided to proceed because her body was to die for. She has a very fit 20 something body, although she said she was 37ish.

Took a quick shower and poured a glass of wine after for both of us, yes she can talk constantly about shite and did some strange rap thing FFS! Also she wore some sort of shite wig, what the fuck was that about??.

She got strait down to some DT and gagging, this went on for a while a she kept breaking of for some FK and general groping around. She then told be to get on my back where she lifted my legs and started to give me a good rimming during which she stuck one maybe two fingers up my chocolate starfish. I was then instructed to get on all fours and she was off rimming me again while giving me a reach around. This was amazing!!

Back to more DT with me stood in front of the mirror so she could watch herself. Now onto the bed where she told me to face fuck her. Now I have not done this before but obliged, plenty of gagging!!

I did tell her that I wanted to lick her pussy and arse but she said not until I have fucked her arse.  :thumbsdown:

having looked at the time we were well overtime by almost 3 hours! She now told me that I need to fuck her arse. well after all the foreplay rimming etc I knew I wouldn't last long. She bent over the bed and told me not to stop until she tells me, I tried but it didn't work out like that.

Anyway after we got dressed, had a chat and more wine she called her driver and I left after 3 hours!!!

Positives: Cock worshiper Amazing body
Negatives: Pissed and high when i arrived, snow queen, some mad fucking wig, No RO or RIM on her, complained about some kind of smell and was paranoid that the hotel had sabotaged her room  :crazy:

I wanted to see her again especially as she now works with starnatalia whole I have seen also but i think her 'habits' are not to my liking.

Wanted to red card this review but her service when she wasn't talking was straight out of a porn set.

Offline cueball

Aaahh, cheers for putting up your review. I noticed you got a bit of stick in her neptune negative.

Well done in writing this and not throwing a strop like a lot do.

Cheers  :hi:

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She certainly seems to have changed since I last saw her... she didn't have any of these issues

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Thanks for the review. I would love to see this lass when/if she gets her shit together.

OP - you mentioned Star Nat’s habits which aren’t to your taste. Would you care to elucidate further please as she’s another in my HL.

Offline Paul1738

Thanks for the review. I would love to see this lass when/if she gets her shit together.

OP - you mentioned Star Nat’s habits which aren’t to your taste. Would you care to elucidate further please as she’s another in my HL.

I read that part as, even though he’s seen StarNat and they’re working together now, he still wouldn’t go back due to Jess’ habits.

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Hey guys  how I can to book that girl ? because only aw email but I dont have Aw acc

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Cheers for sharing MrA.  :hi: :hi:

She certainly seems to have changed since I last saw her... she didn't have any of these issues

How can you possibly know this ??  :unknown: :unknown:

Do you have her under 24/7 surveillance ?? Are you her keeper MrM ??  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Cheers for sharing MrA.  :hi: :hi:

How can you possibly know this ??  :unknown: :unknown:

Do you have her under 24/7 surveillance ?? Are you her keeper MrM ??  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
It's subliminal white knighting fishmonger... She does it all time but thinks nobody will notice

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I was definitely going to go for this WG but after last review and then this one, Not a chance.

She a time bomb waiting to go off. Hopefully not while some poor sap punter is with her
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It's subliminal white knighting fishmonger.. She does it all time but thinks nobody will notice

Indeed it is.  :hi: :hi:

I reckon it's down to which of Fags "multiple personailties" is doing the typing.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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I reckon it's down to which of Fags "multiple personailties" is doing the typing.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
Judging by the spelling, it's one of the women, the bloke can't spell for shit  :sarcastic:

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Hey guys  how I can to book that girl ? because only aw email but I dont have Aw acc

 :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

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Judging by the spelling, it's one of the women, the bloke can't spell for shit  :sarcastic:

Sympathy vote then.  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Offline avinsumfun

Just to clarify I have seen StarNatalia before and she was fabulous (read my previous review on her) and didn't have any habits, it was Jess that had the issues.

Offline avinsumfun

Over ran by 3 hours?

Yes I couldn't believe the time either! The time was drawn out mainly because of the constant taking, some sort of rapping, life stories, wine breaks etc. We/I had fun but she isn't my cup of tea!

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I could have prob stayed for much longer when I saw her. It was me that stopped it at 1hour 15 mins. She didn't want me to leave.

Offline yorkieyorkie

Sad to say but she clearly has problems. I could tell she was kinda high when I saw her (long before I joined on here)

I steer away from unreliable WG’s and I apply the same rule to potentially unpredictable WG’s too.

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Guys how aI can book that girl? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Offline smilealltheway

Guys how aI can book that girl? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You need to stay away mate until Jess sorts her shit out.

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Hey guys  how I can to book that girl ? because only aw email but I dont have Aw acc
Sign up to AW. Simple, I hope this isn't a troll post as it is really pathetic if it is.

Offline NigelF

She certainly seems to have changed since I last saw her... she didn't have any of these issues

You're such a blatant white knight.

Cheers for sharing MrA.  :hi: :hi:

How can you possibly know this ??  :unknown: :unknown:

Do you have her under 24/7 surveillance ?? Are you her keeper MrM ??  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

It's subliminal white knighting fishmonger... She does it all time but thinks nobody will notice

+1

Sometimes he is rather subtle but in total there's absolutely loads of examples of his white knighting. If I bothered to skim all his posts I'm sure there's more but for now, here's just a few examples:

Trying to counter a negative review:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165946.msg1778646#msg1778646

Attacking/discrediting a punter and making excuses for the inexcusable from a WG, describing her very clear threat of violence as "heat of the moment stuff" (plus his other posts in this thread which are white knighting):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=122759.msg1396805#msg1396805

White knighting in this thread: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=187666
His comments are tongue in cheek but they’re not funny and are clearly just an attempt deflect from his white knighting and pathetic attempt to abuse this site to get a discount (by pretending he wasn't being serious).

He even defends her elsewhere (claiming that either the punters on here - "the pack" - were abusive or that she’s good because she didn’t get abusive  :wacko::
Yeah... that was a good thread... the girl's got balls and she didn't get abusive with the pack. Like her style a lot

Even though her posts were better than the rubbish most WGs post, that's not saying much, especially since she still put out plenty of "classic" rebuttals. I have no idea why he didn't notice her passive aggression and the flawed logic in her posts.

Jumped at the opportunity to tout/go on the white knight offensive after one his prossies/"assets" (or her tout) was banned: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=197973.msg2060303#msg2060303

White knighting one of his favourite prossies/"assets" because someone dared to call her "mature" (even though she is early-mid 40s):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=213185.msg2165879#msg2165879

Slagging off a punter (saying he "needs to call in at specsavers") because the punter said one of his favourite "assets" was average facially/not a stunner:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=204872.msg2111814#msg2111814
(That punter is also the punter he claims to know personal info about from his MsVictoriaK review - probably because he talked to her about him and then fell out with her hence the review)

Defends a prossie for being at least 2 sizes bigger than she claims and well over 5 years older than she claims:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=227007.msg2310248#msg2310248
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=227007.msg2312404#msg2312404

Minor white knighting by defending a WG lying about her age (it's also proof that he's easily pleased/doesn't care about age, as he says himself):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=172295.msg1928895#msg1928895

More white knighting (the OP gives a justified and very damning negative but of course marlboro can’t help himself):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=212600.msg2159986#msg2159986

Can’t resist white knighting another WG:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=228641.msg2329909#msg2329909
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=228641.msg2329939#msg2329939

And then slagging off punters for posting helpful info and scrutinising that WG:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=228641.msg2333821#msg2333821

Again, he can’t resist an opportunity to white knight
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=220881.msg2238935#msg2238935
His subsequent comments in that thread are just trolling and his first post is proven to be totally wrong (and therefore misleading/unhelpful – as per the screenshot posted by mrjoydivision) although to be fair many punters seem to forget about the “feedback only” but you’d expect better from someone as experienced and “ultra careful” as marlboro.

Minor white knighting (of a girl he’s touted multiple times) and I have no idea how he’s so certain that she doesn’t do coke unless he’s with her 24/7 (as MrFF later points out) but fortunately the OP mostly agrees with him (although I have a feeling that’s mainly because he got into an argument with the poster who Marlboro was slagging off) - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=229655.msg2339801#msg2339801

There’s also plenty of evidence that marlboro is wrong according to other punters, e.g.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230704.msg2351874#msg2351874 
But of course marlboro will ignore or refute anything that doesn’t support his white knighting.

White knighting her again:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=230704.msg2350647#msg2350647

Despite touting her numerous times in the past, he never bothered to do a review but still finds the time to constantly white knight her on numerous reviews.

More subtle white knighting posts in this thread, where the OP mostly agrees with him but clearly others (who’ve seen the girl in question) don’t:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=228054.msg2323437#msg2323437

He takes a different approach here by making multiple posts in this thread defending a white knight who’s also too lazy to do a review:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=212476.msg2165757#msg2165757

Here's one of the many examples of his fluffiness, in this case he's not interested in helping punters, he’s only concerned with making prossies feel better: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=194684.msg2020630#msg2020630
He subsequently agrees with MrFF and says that's what he was thinking but he didn't say that before and clearly his priority is with the WG not the objectivity of the forum.

Here’s his most recent example of trying to white knight, as stevedave accurately points out:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=234235.msg2389873#msg2389873
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=234235.msg2389958#msg2389958


It's also pretty obvious from many of his posts that he's far more interested in trolling than helping punters. It is somewhat amusing but it's also rather boring now. Anyway, here's some examples of his trolling:

Most of his posts in this thread are just trolling (and as Cueball says, he only started it in order to backtrack from previous hypocritical comments he made):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=212842.0

So he posts a BS/trolling thread in two separate sections (to deflect from previous dumb statements) and in this process seems to advocate attacking other punters: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=212742.msg2162085#msg2162085
But then totally backtracks on his earlier posts (but not specifically about attacking other punters) and pretty much admits trolling:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=212842.msg2165695#msg2165695

I do believe he can't find anyone better to talk to than random prostitutes and they probably do feel sorry for him but I’m sure he's still trolling to some extent here:
I sure do BP... and all my punts run well over time... anything up to another hour... fuck, drink, talk and have a couple of fags. The girls don't seem in any hurry to get me out... guess I'm just lucky I'm a nice guy. You aught to try it.
Also bear in mind that he’s saying it’s all of his punts and elsewhere on here he's previously said that he's had well over 400 punts in total (presumably many more now).

I suppose getting extra time isn't actually that uncommon and the girls he sees probably aren't very busy but you still don't even need to bring wine or sit around talking to get it. Anyway, he contradicts himself with many of his other posts, such as these:
Viagra only works during sexual stimulation... so after round1 you're in recovery time with no hard on. 10-15 minutes later with stimulation you're hard again for round 2. Can't say after that... the hours up :o(
Don't know about you but I'm pretty chuffed when I get a 20 minutes shagging over-run
Clearly at least some of his posts are just straight up lies.

Defending a leech:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210985.msg2171849#msg2171849

Instead of encouraging punters to actually contribute (he could do it in a different way if he takes issue with the approach of others), he just shit stirs:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=186106.msg1953425#msg1953425
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=188441.msg1983125#msg1983125

There's some classics in this thread, where he claims to have been punting for over 20 years, with well over 400 punts but not a single bad punt (although he's probably only trolling about his research and how "ultra careful" he is, I think the rest is explained by just being really easily pleased and having a shit memory):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165377.msg1780152#msg1780152
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165377.msg1782204#msg1782204

He then backtracks a little by adding:
Stood up three time and walked away once. Guess I'm just lucky... or maybe just ultra careful.
He can pretend it's because he's "ultra careful" but that's clearly not the case:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=194140.msg2013531#msg2013531

He has now posted 2 negatives but one was just a no show (seems to be only his 4th ever let down in well over 400 punts) and the other review wasn't about her looks or service. It is definitely a valid and helpful review if true though. It seems he does know personal info about other punters so that suggests it is true, however that might well be because he got her to reveal info about other punters before having some sort of falling out. The negative review (his first ever despite having had so many punts) is probably just "revenge" (he'd already posted so positively about her previously so couldn't slag her off much without looking like an idiot/hypocrite). It's also very convenient that he doesn't have any of the texts/proof - probably because they'd show him encouraging her/asking for info. In the following comment from a thread I linked above, BP sums it up quite well (which marlboro has no reply to, only deflections):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=212842.msg2169414#msg2169414

Not only does he like to drink and chat with them, he likes to exchange ID info with them too, quite a few of them it seems hence he posted this (the thread was started by him as well): https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210847.msg2146366#msg2146366

And following on from that, referring to the time when he gave £1k to a prossie, he gives the dumb and potentially dangerous advice that "random acts of kindness are always repaid":
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=210847.msg2147521#msg2147521

In this thread he can’t be arsed to contribute helpfully and just ends up spending way longer defending himself than a review would’ve taken. Clearly just posting to troll:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=209957.0
In it he repeatedly defends the reliability of AW feedback:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=209957.msg2168347#msg2168347
And doesn't even see the need for UKP when someone has a few hundred feedback on AW:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=209957.msg2168396#msg2168396
And even thinks he knows that admin would agree with him:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=209957.msg2168516#msg2168516

In the following thread he provides a little bit of helpful information (not much) but then refuses to elaborate or do a review, see all his posts in this thread:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=130052
His worst post being (directly after he was asked by multiple punters to do a review):
Hell no.
I have a policy on Reviews.
If I can't say something good about a girl I leave it... cos it's just my opinion... I don't want to discourage others trying her.
Most of the girls I book have already been well reviewed and I doubt I could add to the very eloquent reviews already posted.
The only review I've done was on Lucy361  External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only. Booked her a couple of days after she appeared on AW... so no reviews... fabulous booking and a gal I wanted to recommend
(Think I'm gonna get a lot of flack for this policy)

Despite the girl having no reviews on here at the time, he can't be arsed posting a review which might actually be helpful because it'd take 10 mins (and the reliable AW feedback tells you everything you need to know even though there's literally fuck all detail in them):
"Marlboro20, You still haven't responded to this, are you still saying AW ratings are a better guidance for people than reviews on here?"
Absolutely and emphatically not Frank... I'm saying that an SP who's been on AW since 2012, with 728 +'s and no UKP Negs hardly needs any further endorsements...  so why do a write-up and waste 10 minutes of my life.
But he's happy to spend 10 hours trolling and slagging off the membership:
Don't mind wasting 10 hours mate. This lot think they can be abusive, ridicule and say whatever to whover... most on the receiving end just fade away. It's a damn sight easier usuing a keyboard to defend instead of a Belgian FN 7.62mm

Here's a great example of his trolling where he provides no actual information and still can't be arsed to post any reviews but has all the time in the world to post rubbish. At the time, the girls he mentions in this post had only a handful of AW feedback between them and at the time he posted the comment, 0 reviews on here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=212710.msg2161201#msg2161201

Having said all that, his reviews are usually rubbish anyway, e.g. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=184485.msg1934976#msg1934976
In that thread I tried to explain to him the usefulness of having multiple, detailed positive reviews of a WG but despite proving that he's wrong about "just repeating what's already been said" he's clearly still too thick to understand. It’s also pretty obvious the only reason he posted that review anyway was to counter all the justified negatives she’s had, which he’s only to eager to do.

Dumb/trolling comments in this thread. He obviously gives up when he’s lost the argument but you can clearly see that he’s not actually interested in having a debate or trying to help other punters by sharing his methods for never having a bad punt (despite me asking him to):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=222854.0

Indeed, the only non-generic, not obvious and fairly specific piece of advice I’ve ever seen him give is just to avoid girls with regional accents  :crazy: – in that thread where he claimed to have never had bad punt thread (as linked above - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165377)

Whinging about contributing members:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=221548.msg2249364#msg2249364

One of his trolling posts which was deleted (only visible if you can see deleted posts):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=213949.msg2172086#msg2172086

I’m not entirely sure what he’s whinging about here but I think he’s complaining that punters on here try to be helpful, accurate and save people their precious time and money:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=228101.msg2332141#msg2332141


Almost seems to be discouraging a punter from writing reviews (or at least justifying why he and therefore why they don’t need to bother):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=227480.msg2314750#msg2314750

I have no idea why he’s still too stupid to realise that it’s not just about adding new info, it’s about further confirming what’s already been said from yet another punter (we all have different perspectives) and further demonstrating a WG’s consistency.

Supports/tells a punter to withhold useful information (“you’d be very correct in not sharing”), of course he’s correct about the guy being a smug twat:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=226390.msg2346892#msg2346892


He doesn’t see anything unusual about only having good punts and only posting positive reviews but when a punter only reviews their bad ones, he seems to cast suspicion/slag them off. In this example he does it because he’s trying to white knight a girl he’s reviewed positively: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=231264.msg2359126#msg2359126
Of course the punter he picked on replied justifying himself very well.

While the OP of the following thread does sound like a genuine punter based on his previous posts (and I actually I confirm that myself with a subsequent review of my own), marlboro makes an unfounded comment as, at the time, the OP definitely didn’t sound legit, his review seems very fluffy and touty. Indeed the OP’s subsequent posts indicate his primary focus isn’t to inform other punters, it’s to help the WG because “the girl deserves credit” (a phrase he said twice):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=229768.msg2341543#msg2341543

That's definitely not a great example it’s just a recent one. Marlboro loves defending dodgy posters and does his utmost to counteract punters who dish out very legitimate scrutiny. I think he undermines this site and seems to want to turn it into the likes of pro$$ienet.

Many of the things I’ve linked above are quite minor but clearly together they really add up and show him up for what he is. To be honest, if he actually bothered to contribute reviews or even just detailed posts about WGs, I could see how he adds a somewhat healthy “counter view” to the majority on this forum (even though he’s wrong or at least useless because he’s so easily pleased) but given that he seems to be more interested in trolling, shit stirring, white knighting and moaning about contributing members, I don’t see how he’s in anyway an “asset” (to use one of his favourite terms) to this forum. Even his more subtle white knighting posts aren’t of any use and don’t seem to add value or encourage healthy debate (which he almost never bothers to engage in anyway).

You’d think someone who has (or at least had) around 2 punts a month (which is exactly what he claimed in one of the threads above), would have contributed more than 6 reviews (many of which aren’t particularly helpful anyway).

avinsumfun’s post in this WG's other review is a great example of why white knights like marlboro20 are detrimental to this forum: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=229655.msg2350427#msg2350427

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I've only just noticed this thread due to Nigel reporting it.
I make no comment re the white-knighting arguments, but there's a bigger problem: consent.
The OP  seems to think the girl was "off her head" on drugs........that means she was incapable of consent even if she took the leading role. There might be a defence if the OP didn't realise she was off her head, but he clearly did.
Dangerous ground

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Do we need to ignore Marl's posts then?

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Do we need to ignore Marl's posts then?
Fags and Overdone
2 fan boys of this lass
Full stop

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Obviously got too much free time on your hands NF

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Obviously got too much free time on your hands NF

So do you. You can be bothered to post here (even though you're obviously unable to come up with a decent reply or justify any of your previous posts) but you can't be bothered to actually contribute to this forum or help punters, even when directly and repeatedly asked. For example, last year you promised a review of Brooke - DD if you saw her. You definitely did see her but you never bothered to review or even update the thread (which you started), even after a couple of punters asked for more info (after you'd seen her):
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=157886.msg1710981#msg1710981

If you'd bothered to do a review at the time or even many months later, it would've been her first review on here. She now has 4 reviews and perhaps unsurprisingly 2 of those are negative. At least you haven't tried to white knight her though.

A fairly recent thread which you started but never bothered to update is this one:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=226353.0

You were asked for info, directly and indirectly, by 3 different punters but despite the fact that you've definitely seen her and there's no info or reviews on here about her, you obviously have no interest in providing any.

You've also seen this girl who has no info or reviews on here and at least 7 different punters have asked about her in various threads:
External Link/Members Only

The only thing you can be bothered to do on here is talk rubbish.