Tess McGill - S Manchester

[Robert44]

Independent -  Tess McGill
Late July 2018
60 minutes £140

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I saw a picture of Tess on AW and immediately decided to make a booking. She lives in a cosy apartment in South Manchester and when she opened the door, she had a striking appearance. Very short hair, quite tall and very beautiful.

I had requested that she wear stockings and suspenders and a nice dress. So whilst I went for a quick shower, she nipped into the bedroom to get changed. Meeting a new lady for the first time is always a little strange and I was enjoying planning in my head how I wanted the punt to go. I didn't bother asking her about restrictions, but did mention that anything she wasn't happy with, just to let me know.

I decided to dive in first and give this lady some real pleasure to warm up the occasion, using every skill I could muster in my tongue and fingers. Tess was exceptionally clean and fresh, so I couldn't resist rimming this lady as well, in for a penny and in for a pound.

Here oral was incredibly light and very gentle, she didn't rush and paid attention to all of my tackle in a very delicate way. I appreciated her gentle touch very much and decided to go a little over to the dark side but in a caring way. She is quite submissive you see and doesn't make a sound.

All the regular moves, perhaps a few unconventional as well, really enjoyed having upright sex whilst snogging and then having her against the wall and singing my favourite song, to keep the rhythm going. Fingering her all the time now and looking at her amazing body and those breasts, perfect shape and all natural.

Back to RO on Tess, 69, girl on top, doggy with legs drawn together, it's amazing how much ground you can cover in 60 minutes. No clock in the room and Tess never even mentioned time, yet when I got up to check my mobile, we had overrun by 20 minutes. AW and Indy's here I come again.

We did even more then and it was great how submissive Tess was to my evil advances on her pure naked body. I decided it was time to stop and we did the deadly deed, whilst I got a really pervy eyeful. Perfect punt with a really accommodating woman, who is very interesting in so many other ways outside of the bedroom, but time to get on my way.

I was very happy that I got good value for money and left after 90 minutes in total. There was no way that either I or Tess had meant for this punt to overrun, but it simply did and I wouldn't expect it to happen again, just a mix up with timing.

Just as a follow up, Tess wrote a rather nice review of her experience with me on UKE, I was simply chuffed to bits, as she didn't know I was also a member on there and likely to read it.

[lewisjones23]

Independent -  Tess McGill
Late July 2018
60 minutes £140

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I saw a picture of Tess on AW and immediately decided to make a booking. She lives in a cosy apartment in South Manchester and when she opened the door, she had a striking appearance. Very short hair, quite tall and very beautiful.

I had requested that she wear stockings and suspenders and a nice dress. So whilst I went for a quick shower, she nipped into the bedroom to get changed. Meeting a new lady for the first time is always a little strange and I was enjoying planning in my head how I wanted the punt to go. I didn't bother asking her about restrictions, but did mention that anything she wasn't happy with, just to let me know.

I decided to dive in first and give this lady some real pleasure to warm up the occasion, using every skill I could muster in my tongue and fingers. Tess was exceptionally clean and fresh, so I couldn't resist rimming this lady as well, in for a penny and in for a pound.

Here oral was incredibly light and very gentle, she didn't rush and paid attention to all of my tackle in a very delicate way. I appreciated her gentle touch very much and decided to go a little over to the dark side but in a caring way. She is quite submissive you see and doesn't make a sound.

All the regular moves, perhaps a few unconventional as well, really enjoyed having upright sex whilst snogging and then having her against the wall and singing my favourite song, to keep the rhythm going. Fingering her all the time now and looking at her amazing body and those breasts, perfect shape and all natural.

Back to RO on Tess, 69, girl on top, doggy with legs drawn together, it's amazing how much ground you can cover in 60 minutes. No clock in the room and Tess never even mentioned time, yet when I got up to check my mobile, we had overrun by 20 minutes. AW and Indy's here I come again.

We did even more then and it was great how submissive Tess was to my evil advances on her pure naked body. I decided it was time to stop and we did the deadly deed, whilst I got a really pervy eyeful. Perfect punt with a really accommodating woman, who is very interesting in so many other ways outside of the bedroom, but time to get on my way.

I was very happy that I got good value for money and left after 90 minutes in total. There was no way that either I or Tess had meant for this punt to overrun, but it simply did and I wouldn't expect it to happen again, just a mix up with timing.

Just as a follow up, Tess wrote a rather nice review of her experience with me on UKE, I was simply chuffed to bits, as she didn't know I was also a member on there and likely to read it.

Why were you “ chufffed to bits “ ?

I know you are the primary old fluffy for the North-West but surely you can see through all that shite?

[Robert44]

Why were you “ chufffed to bits “ ?

I know you are the primary old fluffy for the North-West but surely you can see through all that shite?

Something you will never begin to understand, so I won't even bother to explain.
Why are you so wrapped up in your hatred of anyone having fun with their punting?

[lewisjones23]

Something you will never begin to understand, so I won't even bother to explain.
Why are you so wrapped up in your hatred of anyone having fun with their punting?

I think I understand it perfectly

You are a daft old fluffy who craves validation from WG - you don’t treat punts as punts, you no doubt see them as dates

Probably turn up with a bottle of wine and chocolates as well 

[dubs]

...decided to go a little over to the dark side but in a caring way...

Thanks for the good review... but what does this mean ^ ?

[marlboro20]

Something you will never begin to understand, so I won't even bother to explain.
Why are you so wrapped up in your hatred of anyone having fun with their punting?

Some guys just can't help sucking the life out of living

[Robert44]

Thanks for the good review... but what does this mean ^ ?

She is suprisingly submissive and didn't mind a fairly rough type of approach.

[cpw_19]

Charges £140/hr (and more for outcalls) and doesn't do CIM/facials - I might think about it if she were in London, but wouldn't go anywhere near her up here.

[cash2spare]

She says on her profile that her tits are natural but they look well false to me!

[hungrypunt]

You review is appreciated here OP but it seems some of it got lost for detail in your enthusiasm for Tess. for instance what does this mean

I appreciated her gentle touch very much and decided to go a little over to the dark side but in a caring way. She is quite submissive you see and doesn't make a sound.

and this

it was great how submissive Tess was to my evil advances on her pure naked body. I decided it was time to stop and we did the deadly deed, whilst I got a really pervy eyeful.

These mean nothing to us bud, but Im sure in your head it was great, just try and be more subjective so we can all get a idea what went on.
OH and dont confuse punting with loving, " just" in case.

[lewisjones23]

OH and dont confuse punting with loving, " just" in case.

It is too late for that, he already does

That with the complete inability to see any wrong in any booking and placing every single WG on a pedestal means his views should be taken with a heavy dose of reality

Some of the shite he posts on the other forum is beyond belief, simply an old fluffy deluded wanker

Sits there getting “ chuffed to bits “ about WG reviews of punters 

[marlboro20]

The OP had a good time with a good looking WG and the write up was OK... different strokes for different blokes.
Why do you think it necessary to criticize and ridicule another forum member?

[FLYING BLUE]

The OP had a good time with a good looking WG and the write up was OK... different strokes for different blokes.
Why do you think it necessary to criticize and ridicule another forum member?

Yep, I'm with you on this one - not called for IMHO

[lewisjones23]

The OP had a good time with a good looking WG and the write up was OK... different strokes for different blokes.
Why do you think it necessary to criticize and ridicule another forum member?

Mostly because he is deluded, as the other poster has commented, he talks in riddles that doesnt mean anything apart from pandering to his fluffy side/love story in his head

Even when pressed on what he meant he came out with more shite

If the OP was able to make proper judgements on WG then it’d hold more weight, but when he posts stuff like he is “ lucky “ to spend time with WG then I can’t take him serious

[marlboro20]

Deluded??
What the fuck are you on about... he had a good time and did the write up as he saw it.

[BobTB]

Deluded??
What the fuck are you on about... he had a good time and did the write up as he saw it.

I’m with you in this, enjoyed the review and I’d much rather read his review than this miserable cunts 1000 posts attempting to start arguments with other members! He’s fuckin boring!

[marlboro20]

+1
To quote another forum member... "I'm not particularly interested in the coefficient of friction of her vagina"
Just keep on keeping on Robert

[maxQ]

She says on her profile that her tits are natural but they look well false to me!

Really, they look like perfect naturals to me

[lewisjones23]

Deluded??
What the fuck are you on about... he had a good time and did the write up as he saw it.

Deluded - he treats punts as dates and is an old fool, thinks that no WG can do any wrong and that he is lucky to book them etc

Has anyone got any logical non-fluffy reason for being “ chuffed to bits “ that a WG wrote a repeat business gathering review?

[BobTB]

Deluded - he treats punts as dates and is an old fool, thinks that no WG can do any wrong and that he is lucky to book them etc

Has anyone got any logical non-fluffy reason for being “ chuffed to bits “ that a WG wrote a repeat business gathering review?

I’m new to this game, but I’ve read some of your reviews out of interest and I have to say they all seem a bit fluffy too.

However I’ve noticed there mainly a few years old. So question is, which prossie broke your heart and made you so bitter? You can share with the group mate I’m sure you’ll get the support you need to get over this.

[lewisjones23]

I’m new to this game, but I’ve read some of your reviews out of interest and I have to say they all seem a bit fluffy too.

However I’ve noticed there mainly a few years old. So question is, which prossie broke your heart and made you so bitter? You can share with the group mate I’m sure you’ll get the support you need to get over this.

You’ll also notice that, where appropriate, I’ll call a WG out on shit service or walk etc - I’m the first to praise a WG when they have accurate photos/description/provide a good service

What you will get out of my reviews is disclosure on services in simple English, none of this absolute shite about dark side etc, plus never in a million years would you catch me caring if a WG had done a review on me or not

The OP is on record as saying he’d make excuses up for a bad service or he’d blame himself, along with a whole other load of fluffy bollocks

[marlboro20]

Don't know about you but I'm pretty chuffed when I get a 20 minutes shagging over-run

[lewisjones23]

Don't know about you but I'm pretty chuffed when I get a 20 minutes shagging over-run

Yes that’d be good - but he wasnt chuffed about that, it was specifically that the WG had done a report on the booking

So again? why would that be?

[Al Reet]

Yes that’d be good - but he wasnt chuffed about that, it was specifically that the WG had done a report on the booking

So again? why would that be?

Why does it matter?

[marlboro20]

Nowt wrong with that... she didn't know he'd go onto UKE to read it... I'd be chuffed if my cock skills were so well appreciated to warrant a write up :o)

[lewisjones23]

Why does it matter?

Because it demonstrates a clear inability to seperate punting from dating/love/real life

[Al Reet]

Because it demonstrates a clear inability to seperate punting from dating/love/real life

Sounds speculative at best.

The review seems lacking in detail about services offered but he clearly enjoyed himself - If you think there’s a problem with the review why not report it?

[lewisjones23]

Sounds speculative at best.

The review seems lacking in detail about services offered but he clearly enjoyed himself - If you think there’s a problem with the review why not report it?

A fluffy review like this isnt worth reporting to Admin

If it was fake or a one liner etc then maybe but much worse are posted

[dubs]

Because it demonstrates a clear inability to seperate punting from dating/love/real life

Yes because girls you date in real life always post a review on the internet 

You’re talking bollocks.

[threechilliman]

She says on her profile that her tits are natural but they look well false to me!

Having had my sticky little paws on them I'd say they were natural.

[Robert44]

Blimey, whilst this has all been going on, I've been out to MC this afternoon and shagged two different parlour girls, trouble is I forgot to take the chocolates and wine.
Simone in Cherry's was the better of the two, the other in Piccadilly was poor, name was something like Anika from Bulgaria.

I'll send my reviews via LJ to vet before posting on this site from now on, as he purports to be the leading NW punter whose opinions must be respected.
What a funny mixed up kid he is, can't seem to enjoy his punting to save his life. Definitely, doesn't appreciate anyone else having fun.

Prepare for a deluge of hate post from LJ now. Count how many times the word fluffy is used, I've got a bet running on that one with another punting pal.

[lewisjones23]

Blimey, whilst this has all been going on, I've been out to MC this afternoon and shagged two different parlour girls, trouble is I forgot to take the chocolates and wine.
Simone in Cherry's was the better of the two, the other in Piccadilly was poor, name was something like Anika from Bulgaria.

I'll send my reviews via LJ to vet before posting on this site from now on, as he purports to be the leading NW punter whose opinions must be respected.
What a funny mixed up kid he is, can't seem to enjoy his punting to save his life. Definitely, doesn't appreciate anyone else having fun.

Prepare for a deluge of hate post from LJ now. Count how many times the word fluffy is used, I've got a bet running on that one with another punting pal.

be very interested to see how you put up a poor punt

[lewisjones23]

Yes because girls you date in real life always post a review on the internet 

You’re talking bollocks.

But still no one can give any sort of logical reason why anyone in their right mind would be “ chuffed to bits “ about a WG doing a review on a punter

Not a single person, not even the OP

[vw]

Just as a follow up, Tess wrote a rather nice review of her experience with me on UKE, I was simply chuffed to bits, as she didn't know I was also a member on there and likely to read it.

Do you have a link to this?   :

[BobTB]

Do you have a link to this?   :

I do actually remember seeing this, on UKE, was in the describe your last punt thread or something similar. She said she had been fucked silly by some old perv who could show the young un’s a thing or two...or words to that effect. Recall it as she said he was singing as per her review.

[vw]

I do actually remember seeing this, on UKE, was in the describe your last punt thread or something similar. She said she had been fucked silly by some old perv who could show the young un’s a thing or two...or words to that effect. Recall it as she said he was singing as per her review.

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[threechilliman]

Whats 'the dark side' Robert44?

[professorlove]

I’d be pretty chuffed if Tess said that about me - any wg in fact - obviously it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s true of course. I will ask the second wg I see on my performance and see how it makes me feel.

Just out of curiosity what do you guys think about my one and only review then? fluffy/none fluffy, good or bad etc etc. A bit worried about writing my second review once I get round to seeing whom ever she maybe

And just to be clear so that I don’t get accused for being bias etc I have never nor have had any contact with Tess. But, I gotta say I do like her pics and her body does look phenomenal - not keen on the short short hair though, not my thing. Definitely be on my list if she had long hair.

[marlboro20]

Nicely written but fluffy as a fucking Easter Bunny... you'd be a great novelist :o)
Keep on keeping on Prof

[antsz]

So is Tess knocking men with small dicks in her review 

[SaneOnes]

So is Tess knocking men with small dicks in her review 

Yep. According to Tess, Small cock = Arrogance. I like my girls tall and stupid, luckily.

[Placebo88]

Independent -  Tess McGill
Late July 2018
60 minutes £140

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I saw a picture of Tess on AW and immediately decided to make a booking. She lives in a cosy apartment in South Manchester and when she opened the door, she had a striking appearance. Very short hair, quite tall and very beautiful.

I had requested that she wear stockings and suspenders and a nice dress. So whilst I went for a quick shower, she nipped into the bedroom to get changed. Meeting a new lady for the first time is always a little strange and I was enjoying planning in my head how I wanted the punt to go. I didn't bother asking her about restrictions, but did mention that anything she wasn't happy with, just to let me know.

I decided to dive in first and give this lady some real pleasure to warm up the occasion, using every skill I could muster in my tongue and fingers. Tess was exceptionally clean and fresh, so I couldn't resist rimming this lady as well, in for a penny and in for a pound.

Here oral was incredibly light and very gentle, she didn't rush and paid attention to all of my tackle in a very delicate way. I appreciated her gentle touch very much and decided to go a little over to the dark side but in a caring way. She is quite submissive you see and doesn't make a sound.

All the regular moves, perhaps a few unconventional as well, really enjoyed having upright sex whilst snogging and then having her against the wall and singing my favourite song, to keep the rhythm going. Fingering her all the time now and looking at her amazing body and those breasts, perfect shape and all natural.

Back to RO on Tess, 69, girl on top, doggy with legs drawn together, it's amazing how much ground you can cover in 60 minutes. No clock in the room and Tess never even mentioned time, yet when I got up to check my mobile, we had overrun by 20 minutes. AW and Indy's here I come again.

We did even more then and it was great how submissive Tess was to my evil advances on her pure naked body. I decided it was time to stop and we did the deadly deed, whilst I got a really pervy eyeful. Perfect punt with a really accommodating woman, who is very interesting in so many other ways outside of the bedroom, but time to get on my way.

I was very happy that I got good value for money and left after 90 minutes in total. There was no way that either I or Tess had meant for this punt to overrun, but it simply did and I wouldn't expect it to happen again, just a mix up with timing.

Just as a follow up, Tess wrote a rather nice review of her experience with me on UKE, I was simply chuffed to bits, as she didn't know I was also a member on there and likely to read it.

From this I am not reading that she brings much in the way of personality. Only one for punters who make all the running  for her?

[DoctorDoctor]

^this.....

I punted her back when she Selina Kyle. 90mins at her Incall rate. I was not attracted to her facially, and though I’ve punted women way less appealing than her, I found her awkward to engage in conversation. She regularly posts on UKE about her autism, and I have no wish to cast aspersions on her Aspergers ;-)

I recall going down on her for ages, which was enjoyable. However, I was still dressed and had to undress myself. A bad start got worse. Her blowjob, when I eventually got one, was mediocre. I called time mid-blow, got dressed and left. Singularly unimpressed. Considered whether to ask for a refund for the remaining time, but thought better of it, as I couldn’t be arsed trying to engage conversation any further.

Summary : cracking body, and an intriguing online UKE persona, but a poor experience for me. YMMV, of course.

DD

[professorlove]

Nicely written but fluffy as a fucking Easter Bunny... you'd be a great novelist :o)
Keep on keeping on Prof

Thanks Marboro20 

[freeze44]

^this.....

I punted her back when she Selina Kyle. 90mins at her Incall rate. I was not attracted to her facially, and though I’ve punted women way less appealing than her, I found her awkward to engage in conversation. She regularly posts on UKE about her autism, and I have no wish to cast aspersions on her Aspergers ;-)

I recall going down on her for ages, which was enjoyable. However, I was still dressed and had to undress myself. A bad start got worse. Her blowjob, when I eventually got one, was mediocre. I called time mid-blow, got dressed and left. Singularly unimpressed. Considered whether to ask for a refund for the remaining time, but thought better of it, as I couldn’t be arsed trying to engage conversation any further.

Summary : cracking body, and an intriguing online UKE persona, but a poor experience for me. YMMV, of course.

DD

Helpful info but unsure why no review?

[DoctorDoctor]

Good point and I’ve no reason for not posting one other than being a bit busy during the period in question.

[Vanillapod]

She says on her profile that her tits are natural but they look well false to me!

They’re real.

[Access]

Because it demonstrates a clear inability to seperate punting from dating/love/real life

Not sure I see that myself. He had a good time. Get over it.

[stevievee]

I'd rather have a fluffy review than no review.

If you're more cynical about your punts, at least the fluffy phrases let you form an opinion about how much store to set by the review.

[Robert44]

From this I am not reading that she brings much in the way of personality. Only one for punters who make all the running  for her?

That's very observant. Personally, I do like to make all the running in a punt and the rougher the better. Not into Dom wg's at all.
I thought Tess was great and took everything I gave her and she still wanted some more at the end, even when I had reminded her of the time.
So I was impressed, as I see a fair few wg's each month, with zero attachment to any of them. Despite some earlier comments.

She does look totally different and that was instant appeal to me.