UKP Wrapped 2023

[MLawro93]

How many punts have you had this year?
~50 I have sort of lost count but a rough total. Mixed in with regulars and new SPs.

How much have you spent in 2023?
~11K+

Furthest you travelled?
Not that far, just to Reading.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
1. Ellie Rose - External Link/Members Only
2. VictoriaaXXX - External Link/Members Only
3. naughtyyalice - External Link/Members Only

Worst punt?
The punt didn't occur, but my experience with xxxDaisy (External Link/Members Only). Just pure frustration and time wasting from start to end.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Having sex with someone, I finished, and then pulled out, she then decided that was the perfect opportunity to let out the most hilarious queef imaginable. I could not stop laughing for a good 10 minutes. 

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Maybe...still a bit undecided as it is a very busy time of year. Just about finding the time.

Punting resolution for 2024?
Quality over quantity. Going to skip quickies and half an hour meets entirely as well, I always leave a bit unsatisfied.

[Herts_Outcaller]

How many punts have you had this year?
19 - down from previous years

How much have you spent in 2023?
3980

Furthest you travelled?
2 hours away

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
all 3 titted blondes who swallow


Worst punt?
honestly, all been pretty good

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
girl had a giant tattoo of her dog on her back so I was just staring at this mutt's face the whole time we were doing doggie lol

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Yes, will definitely have one on 27th, not sure who with, but I have a handy post-Christmas day to myself, and by god I will use it.

Punting resolution for 2024?
not punt as much before I get caught and lose my house, relationship and whole life

[a203203]

How many punts have you had this year?
Hard to tell. I think there have been around 50 individual encounters, working backwards off my spend, which is accurate, and using a rough rate and hours per booking. Based on my reviews, it's around 25 unique girls. There were a few I didn't record, so maybe the count is 30 or so.

How much have you spent in 2023?
Roughly 20k. Which is both more and less than I expected...

Furthest you travelled?
Lots of places.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
1. Silvermonica - External Link/Members Only - Second time seeing her, didn't write a review, but it was great.
2. Duo in Tokyo with Hitomi and Mona - Review here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=382734.msg3902333#msg3902333
3. Duo in Lisbon with Debora Dias and Viviane Miller - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=264178.msg3967704#msg3967704


Worst punt?
Hardly any bad ones.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
A WG's dog pooed in front of the bedroom door.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
One more tomorrow. With forum darling Fortune of Diva.

Punting resolution for 2024?
Bring down the volume of punts. Develop a couple of new regulars where possible. I think the sweet spot is seeing a WG 4-5 times. Starting to feel sexually sated (if that's possible!). Maybe keep it to one every two weeks or so. But it can be difficult when travelling to a city with a smorgasbord of delights. And you feel you need to gorge.

[signy]

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
all 3 titted blondes who swallow

Ah, Eccentrica Gallumbits the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.

[signy]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?

20

How much have you spent in 2023?

£4330

Furthest you travelled?

100 miles on the way elsewhere. 50 miles just for the punt.

Top 3 punts?

Mature English Lady External Link/Members Only
Little Kinky Miss External Link/Members Only
Miss Violett External Link/Members Only (review to follow)
 
(Erotic Emms External Link/Members Only not considered as she appears every year in my top 3 and I wanted to highlight different SPs).

Worst punt?

Looking back at my reviews and notes, the worst I managed was one neutral, so overall an excellent year.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

Emma Stone puking over my cock during oral. Never happened to me before, and I’ll never look at a cheese slice the same again.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Above totals include (a very reliable) one to come just before Christmas.

Punting resolution for 2024?

Be a bit more adventurous and take some risks. I said the same last year, and pretty much failed, so try again.

[webpunter]

Mature English Lady External Link/Members Only

One of the gallery pics shows
"You could park your bike in this cleavage!"
Good girl


Hidden Image/Members Only

[Ivor Hunch]

when in Comfortably Numb they sing, "My hands felt just like two balloons", is it that it was as if the feeling in his hands resembled balloons, or that his hands wanted two balloons.  For, if the latter, that cleavage would have been nirvana for them.

[JollyJack]

How many punts have you had this year?
21 bookings, with 14 ladies

How much have you spent in 2023?
I don't want to add it up - guessing just north of 2k

Furthest you travelled?
Hong Kong (although if that doesn't count as I was going anyway then 100 miles up the M1!)


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Soft touch bodyworks in Northampton with Beatrice
One of the two in HK
DeliciousX in Leeds or AngelOfDesire in Broxbourne

Worst punt?
Yezi (Mei in Stevenage 2nd visit - reviewed here) or Marie in Newmarket

Lessons learned in 2023
This year what I think I've learned is that I get better value from FBSM than FS escorts, and that teenage-me was probably wrong about bigger always being better when it comes to boobs: have enjoyed walk- up A cups and pre-booked double-j's this year.

[Blackpool_Mark]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?

Around 40+

How much have you spent in 2023?
£7k

Furthest you travelled?
10 miles.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
1.  AlyX1 (amazing, stunning, perfect, was a regular).
2. Rennie (Thai, reviewed).
3.  Not sure

Worst punt?
None really. Was seeing AlyX1 as a regular as she was how I liked it

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
None.
Did have an embarrassing moment where AlyX1 made me cum really quick.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Not sure.
AlyX1 has quit and struggling to find someone in the area.

Punting resolution for 2024?
Find a new regular.

[Festa]

How many punts have you had this year?
12 - 14. Not sure of exact number

How much have you spent in 2023?
About £1500

Furthest you travelled?
3 hours away

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Ella North East - Sunderland. Bloody fantastic but no longer escorting
She Who Sleeps - York. Back in the USSR. From Russia with Love. All of these.
Nicole - Thornaby. Filthy and great fun/Amber Inked Rae - Darlington. Just brilliant.

Lots of repeats with these wonderful ladies.


Worst punt?
Nothing v. Poor

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
A stonking unplanned anal session.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
No

Punting resolution for 2024?
50 years since my first paid girl.
keep it up

[Ivor Hunch]

How many punts have you had this year?


I'm guessing average 2 a month or so

How much have you spent in 2023?

Mean, maybe £200 per punt, so something in the region of £5k

Furthest you travelled?

Being somewhere for other reasons provides cover, so no real distance specifically to punt.  Couple of miles across London.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

Top, Camilla Stark, lovely GFE, but rather shamefully did not get round to reviewing within 6 months.

After that, nearly all good, but very hard to rank in any sort of order.  Kiki was the best bod (link in recent review).

Oh- Trantric Francesca's hand job was probably the most intense orgasm.  And Yoga Veronika was good too.


Worst punt?

Various ghostings after arrival at post code.  No particularly bad ones that actually happened, that I can recall.   


What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?


(a) In a busy hotel, surrounded by other guests, being met at the point of key card access by a 6' amazonion escort wearing a fluffy robe and slippers.  subtle.

(b) same punt-  after I came in bag-  "don't you dare pull out till I've cum" as she frigged herself vigourously.

And that was a positive!

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

No.  Maybe.  Will probably regret it if I do!

Punting resolution for 2024?

- Stop going down rabbit holes on UKP-  what a time waster.

- Don't punt when under time pressure for work, or other reasons, or worried about whether the excuse is watertight etc.  Only punt when you can fully relax into the experience, and the cover is completely solid.

- Try not to get banned again.  Just breathe deeply.

- FFM

- MMF

- Break my anal cherry, and get well and trully rogered by a trans girl or strap on.

- Stop punting.  Yeah, right.

[SYorksPunter]

How many punts have you had this year?
14 altogether, mix of new girls I’d not met before, and repeat visits to regulars.


How much have you spent in 2023?
Probably about £2k, all in all.

Furthest you travelled?
Leeds! So not far at all!

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
1. Connie from Northern Belles, Sheffield - just a really nice lass, who I really clicked with and had great sex with. Saw her three times all in all, and then she left NB. Hoping she comes back on the scene in the New Year (she was at Angels North but is no longer  on the rota)

2. Olivia-Rae, Sheffield tour - immaculately presented, beautiful face, perfect body and great sex.

3. Scarlett, Northern Belles, Sheffield - was snogging her about 2 minutes after meeting her, which was the prelude to an hour of fantastic sex with a tall, slim, gorgeous brunette.

Honourable mentions to Maddie from NB and the ever reliable Chelsea Brook who I always have a great time with when I see her.

Worst punt?
Not bad as such, but Daisy from NB was underwhelming. Nice girl but the first time I’ve left a punt thinking I definitely wouldn’t see her again


What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Nothing really. I’m pretty vanilla!


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
No, done till the New Year now


Punting resolution for 2024?
I’d love a threesome with two girls (I was on the verge of arranging one with Connie before she left), so that would be a nice aim for 2024. Other than that, just keep on as I’m doing, it’s been a good year for sex this year,

[1599337]

How many punts have you had this year?

5

How much have you spent in 2023?

£440

Furthest you travelled?

10 miles

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

Cocoshanel repeat visit, melodybanks and cocoshanel (again)

Worst punt?

Mollie at MKE

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

I had a girl i only booked for half an hour let me stay for 4 hours without charging me any extra. Found it a bit odd but fun experience

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Will probably see cocoshanel or classmichele before end of year

Punting resolution for 2024?

Need to see a good BBW

[Chazz]

How many punts have you had this year?
It must be 20 odd. I usually average 2 a month, but had 2 months off sick this year.
I lost a reg this year, so lots of variety and 17 new reviews.

How much have you spent in 2023?
About £2800

Furthest you travelled?
Furthest from home was 120 miles, but I did have a reason to be there, other than emptying my balls.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Difficult choice this year. In fact, I can only get it down to my top 5! In no particular order:

Maylin Sexy
 https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=390923.0

Brazilian Bombshell
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=388638.0

Sky Thai Stunner
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=385988.0

Jessy Baby Shark
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=383391.0

Stunning Eva
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=377299.0

Worst punt?
I've been very lucky this year; no bad punts and just one neutral at Natural Oriental Rehab:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=383388.0

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Strangest experience was at TCM Cannock - The door was left open throughout and the massuses swapped over half way through:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=378971.0


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
I bloody well hope so! I'm waiting to hear back from an SP for Friday, and I hope to get another couple in during the gap between Xmas and New Year.

Punting resolution for 2024?
Last year I said I wanted to organise an FFM. That hasn't happened yet, so hopefully 2024 will see my first threesome!

[Chazz]

Ah, Eccentrica Gallumbits the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.

 

[Munter84]

How many punts have you had this year?
27

How much have you spent in 2023?
£3375

Furthest you travelled?
Maybe 20 miles

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
For all her flaws, Tara/Vanessa at HoD
Jai at HoD
Honourable mention, Linda of Bayswater as a solid and VFM HE massage provider
(All girls linked in my reviews)

Worst punt?
I had some bad luck this year with crummy comms, girls flaking at the eleventh hour or radio silence, and some will-she-won't-she scenarios that came up tails. Still, the vast majority of the successful punts I had were average at worst.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Fingered a girl's arse and shook hands with a hard turd 

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Was tempted to see Lissa at HoD but at this point in the year it's not likely

Punting resolution for 2024?
To enjoy myself! And possibly tilt the ratio of massage:punts back toward massage.

[simon07]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?  30


How much have you spent in 2023?.  £3500 approx


Furthest you travelled?. Manchester 180 miles from home


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
1. Jesica from Manchester External Link/Members Only
2. Lena from Nottingham External Link/Members Only
3. Aurura Del Ray in Pinxton External Link/Members Only

Worst punt?
Molly Thai girl External Link/Members Only

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
DFK with a jabbing thrusting tongue with Jesica, a Latvian gal.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
That is it for the year.

Punting resolution for 2024?
Go for quality and avoid Thai and Russian gals (unless consistent good reviews)

Last year's edition -

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=362388.msg3729291#msg3729291

Thanks for sharing your UKP Wrapped 2023
I'll share mine later to leave intro blank for easy C&P

[Dylanbob]

How many punts have you had this year?

Have not kept count but would say about 24-30


How much have you spent in 2023?

If I average 80 then about £2.5k

Furthest you travelled?
Great question - 30 miles

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Maddison - External Link/Members Only
British Lola May - External Link/Members Only
Averi Lust - External Link/Members Only

Worst punt?
British Pippa - External Link/Members Only
Was not the worst punt ever, but was expecting more with the reviews on here.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Anal with a pregnant WG - see https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=380473.0


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Maybe 1


Punting resolution for 2024?
More Anal, less punting just because.

[jamiekinkxxx]

UKP Wrapped 2023

Top 3 punts?

Mature English Lady External Link/Members Only
Little Kinky Miss External Link/Members Only
Miss Violett External Link/Members Only (review to follow)
 
(Erotic Emms External Link/Members Only not considered as she appears every year in my top 3 and I wanted to highlight different SPs).

Look forward to your review of Miss Violett signy, and whether you rate her as highly as myself

[signy]

Look forward to your review of Miss Violett signy, and whether you rate her as highly as myself

...or even higher! See review in London section.

[Billy the kid]

How many punts have you had this year?
36
Of which
5 one off repeats of someone I’ve seen before
14 new punts
One SP x 6
Two different Sp’s x 4
One SP x 3

How much have you spent in 2023?
Just over £4k

Furthest you travelled?
Travel all over UK so look for punts wherever I’m going

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Difficult. If I ignore a couple of long standing regs:-
Deluxe Tanya. Quite recent and review not done yet but she was great.
Tia Tease. Great fun
Tantric Francesca (I think Webpunter to thank for this one  )


Worst punt?
Sensual Tease. Manchester. Just didn’t click.
Also got to mention Vanessa in Didcot. Mad as a box of frogs plus a very amusing back and forth at one point over e-mail.  Went to see her regardless, or maybe in spite of the exchanges. Wished I hadn’t. Waste of £140
Otherwise I’ve been pretty lucky, had lost of repeats with some good SP’s or followed the intel this site offers to steer clear of the bad ones.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Can’t think of anything. Got some good book recommendations from one girl, amusing to and fro with Vanessa as already mentioned.
Did a double header one day with a 1/2 hour cock worship session in the morning with one girl and a massage and edging session in the afternoon with another. That was fun!


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
No. All done now

Punting resolution for 2024?
I started having a few more 30 minute punts this year (occasionally 45 mins if not much more cash) and will do more of those in 2024. Will leave the hours to massage and edging meets)

I have a few reviews to catch up on - including a few of the ones mentioned above - will get a few done by year end.

Happy Punting

Billy 

[webpunter]

Deluxe Tanya. Quite recent and review not done yet but she was great.

Quite recently i was in the west end & tried to line up a session
she was busy
It must have been you who cock blocked me 
Await your review & will try again in the NY

Tia Tease. Great fun

Indeed.  Being strapped down with littleWP & his two mates tied up looking like the last turkey in the shop was certainly different

Tantric Francesca (I think Webpunter to thank for this one  )

 
Revisit on the cards, thanks for the reminder

[nuckingfuts]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?
6

How much have you spent in 2023?
~£3000

Furthest you travelled?
150miles

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
KDD&Woofie
Lola
Emms

Worst punt?
Charlotte

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Nothing this year really.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
I want to, but I doubt it’ll happen

Punting resolution for 2024?
Quality *and* Quantity

Happy Crimbo
NF
x

[alabama1]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?
6

How much have you spent in 2023?
~£3000

Furthest you travelled?
150miles

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
KDD&Woofie
Lola
Emms

Worst punt?
Charlotte

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Nothing this year really.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
I want to, but I doubt it’ll happen

Punting resolution for 2024?
Quality *and* Quantity

Happy Crimbo
NF
x

So, the 5 punts that you reviewed on here add up to £1700. So the punt that you haven't reviewed on here, you must have paid £1300 for, if your total was £3000. Have you got your figures right 

[nuckingfuts]

So, the 5 punts that you reviewed on here add up to £1700. So the punt that you haven't reviewed on here, you must have paid £1300 for, if your total was £3000. Have you got your figures right 

Yep. One was an overnight and someone I’ve seen many times over the course of a few years. They’ve been reviewed here umpteen times so me adding another positive wouldn’t make a difference.

Thanks for that though. Glad the details matter.

Merry Friday
NF
x

[Joe112]

Sometimes I think how much I spent this year - and could've spent that amount on something else. Like a new hoover or something. Haha

[twotight]

How many punts have you had this year?
30 to 40
How much have you spent in 2023?
1500 to 2000
Furthest you traveled?
About 1 hour
Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
blonde summer
rihanna filipino
Anastasia of premium
Worst punt?
A Rumanian of vivastreet
What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
I chatted with a Brazilian on the best places to visit on her (holiday) to another country
Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Maybe
Punting resolution for 2024?
Try something new

[mickey_white]

How many punts have you had this year?
First year in punting, started in May and around 30 this year.

How much have you spent in 2023?
c. £4,500

Furthest you travelled?
50 miles

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Christiana Dream
Daisy, Diva
Emily's Creme brulee

Worst punt?
A Rom in St. Albans for a quickie

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
That SP mentioned above kept farting as I was pounding her in doggie

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Hoping for a last one tomorrow if I can find a WG on duty.

Punting resolution for 2024?
A duo 

[Sperminator22]

How many punts have you had this year?
36 encounters with 20 different escorts (14 of whom I haven't met before 2023).
28 of these encounters took place in UK, 8 in Italy.
For the statistics, I've met with girls of 9 different nationalities.

How much have you spent in 2023?
I really don't wanna know, as long as I spend my disposable income and I don't do something financially stupid, I'm happy.

Furthest you travelled?
90 minutes driving, with no traffic.

Top 3 punts (escorts)
Making a top 5 or a top 10 would have been much easier and fairer, but if I must choose
Camille (english) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=386013.0
Jessica (english) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=368562.0
Lavinia (italian) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=376514.msg3850937#msg3850937

Worst punt?
Fire (brazilian) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=368367.0

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
After a making a joke about it, being allowed by the SP to grab my phone and film the session.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Nope

Punting resolution for 2024?
I wrote on another post but
Keep banging my regulars
Meeting 8-10 new girls
Meeting a girl of an interesting nationality (australian, french, swedish...)
Filming porn videos with two girls I haven't done it with (yet)

- Camille - External Link/Members Only

Camille is constantly on my Top 3 too, she is ridiculously great 
Good taste

[jamiekinkxxx]

How many punts have you had this year?
36 encounters with 20 different escorts (14 of whom I haven't met before 2023).
28 of these encounters took place in UK, 8 in Italy.
For the statistics, I've met with girls of 9 different nationalities.

How much have you spent in 2023?
I really don't wanna know, as long as I spend my disposable income and I don't do something financially stupid, I'm happy.

Furthest you travelled?
90 minutes driving, with no traffic.

Top 3 punts (escorts)
Making a top 5 or a top 10 would have been much easier and fairer, but if I must choose
Camille (english) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=386013.0
Jessica (english) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=368562.0
Lavinia (italian) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=376514.msg3850937#msg3850937

Worst punt?
Fire (brazilian) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=368367.0

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
After a making a joke about it, being allowed by the SP to grab my phone and film the session.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Nope

Punting resolution for 2024?
I wrote on another post but
Keep banging my regulars
Meeting 8-10 new girls
Meeting a girl of an interesting nationality (australian, french, swedish...)
Filming porn videos with two girls I haven't done it with (yet)

Camille is constantly on my Top 3 too, she is ridiculously great 
Good taste

Cheers buddy! 

[Bloodymary]

How many punts have you had this year?

40 plus

How much have you spent in 2023?

Way too much - probably £30k plus including a bad bout of EAS that was costly

Furthest you travelled?

20 miles


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
KDD/xxDaisy
AdrienneFitSexy
XxDaisy (solo)

Worst punt?

Didn’t really have a bad punt but regret seeing the SP that I got EAS with

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

SP’s husband knocking on door as he’d left keys in bedroom

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

No but I’ve got some planned first week of Jan


Punting resolution for 2024?

I’ve created a HL of 10 girls I want to shag in 2024 and also plan some longer meets with a couple of providers I’ve seen this year

[curiousB]

How many punts have you had this year?

About a dozen with repeated visits


How much have you spent in 2023?

about 1800


Furthest you travelled?

136 MILES!    100% worth it though!


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

Hot Natalie xxx (saw her twice) External Link/Members Only - Beautiful, down to earth, great skills and built like a big titty pornstar
Natasia Pheonix (saw her twice) External Link/Members Only - a sexy athletically built woman with oral skills that takes you to cloud 9
Pocket Rocket Luci (she is always changing her name) External Link/Members Only -  a good-looking woman with huge tits. great head game and tit fuck.

Worst punt?
4 hands Thai massage, Nottingham External Link/Members Only

underwhelming session. The second girl didn't have a clue what she was doing. I Had to keep quiet too because of the neighbours 

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

with the 4 hands massage- when it came to giving me head, the other girl sat on my face with a bushy fanny. for some reason, I felt like I could smell her fanny on me for the next few days lol.


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
possibly!

Punting resolution for 2024?

Find a local regular and find some more big titty women.

Apologies if I haven't reviewed most of my punts this year. Most of the punts have been positive and it will be repeating what others have said.

[jakplo22]

How many punts have you had this year?

I would guess around 15, most of them with girls I had seen before or who don't have public profiles.

How much have you spent in 2023?

20-25k roughly.

Furthest you travelled?

About 800 mi.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

The best one was with Sadie from UKGG: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=384381.0. Her escorting profile is gone, but I believe she is still active on SA.

The second best was Leyla from UKGG: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=379271.0. She had a public profile with Blacklabel for a while under the name "Olivia", but I guess she went back to the private gallery now.

And a few private gallery girls that sadly I couldn't review.

Worst punt?

Definitely Acer from UKGG. Couldn't think of any positive points with her: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=380821.0.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

Prior to my booking with Acer from UKGG, the agent forgot to tell me that the girl was about to arrive and Acer knocked on my hotel room door without any prior announcement.

An honourable mention goes to the Slovakian girl who yelled at me for telling her to take advantage of the complimentary minibar instead of ordering expensive room service: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=371992.0. She literally said: "Normally I am used to gentlemen!".

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

No.

Punting resolution for 2024?

Spend less money obviously.

I also really want to see "Athena" from Kingslover (External Link/Members Only), she looks perfect and is even relatively affordable at 500/hour.

[theeaglekid]

UKP Wrapped 2023

How many punts have you had this year?

9 (excludes regulars, if included, then 14)

How much have you spent in 2023?

Just shy of £7K 


Furthest you travelled?

1.5 hours

Top 3 punts

1. Sara Jay

• Review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=384062
• Link + Schedule: External Link/Members Only

2. Ryan Conner

• Review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=393020
• Link (with updated tours): External Link/Members Only

3.  Yourdreamcometruexx

• Review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=379336
• Link (active when working): External Link/Members Only

Worst punt?

I will reframe as, least positive punt

Kiara Lord (1st meet) - Review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=375536

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?

A provider believing Aliens control this world and being very convinced in those views...


Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?

Nope - done way more than I intended to and spent far more than I anticipated 


Punting resolution for 2024?

Going to sound a bit strange, but I actually want to move away from punting and try to form a relationship. My preferences come at a high cost, unfortunately
Having said that, if any big arse, big tit pornstar comes from abroad, and is to my liking... I am likely to explore that oppurtunity, if I am not in any relationship 

[Malvolio]

This year I have had 23 punts and 3 sex parties - in total I fucked 28 different WGs, of whom 20 were new to me.  Also had a couple of hand jobs.

Total cost was £2020, 900 Euro, 312 Swiss Francs and 5,000 Gambian Dalasi

I've punted in Spain, Switzerland, Germany and Gambia this year, but that was all part of my holidays.  All the other punts were in zones 1 or 2 in London.

Top three punts were Tania in Valencia, Ellie Rose, and the Phoenix Club party where there were four WGs and only four punters.

Worst punt - no real shockers this year, but finding out the waitress in Gambia I'd just come to an agreement with had started her period the next morning was a disappointment.

Weirdest thing - being spanked for fucking other WGs instead of seeing the Blueberry girl - found this strangely arousing

No more punts for me this year; resolution for 2024 is more punting trips abroad.

[EastmidsBrowser]

How many punts have you had this year?
Around 20?

How much have you spent in 2023?
£2000? Would be surprised if it's much more than 3k

Furthest you travelled?
Thailand

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Naomi Renaissance massage in Leicester.
Kombucha Diva (twice) rimming my arse in London.
Had some good Privy massage punts in Leicester (Vanessa for example) but would probably point out Skylar (no longer there): great massage, sensual and (on this occasion) free.

Worst punt?
I don't think I've done any vivastreet punts this year as they're usually crap. Actually I think I did (Chinese in Leicester), paid the money, then had second thoughts and just left,  said she could keep the money.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Bangkok BJ Bar. Just the experience of it. The formalities,  hearing another punter, choosing the girl on the tablet, the masseuse's attentiveness

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Nope

Punting resolution for 2024?
Fewer punts. Quality over quantity
No vivastreet. No Brazillians on Adultwork. They're not my cup of tea

[Rabsie]

How many punts have you had this year?
45 with 26 girls

How much have you spent in 2023?
£12k + 2 trips to Pattaya

Furthest you travelled?
Thailand
In the UK, couple of hours in the car

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
1 To be honest any of my 12 meets with my first proper regular Miss Capri__ would be in my top 3 External Link/Members Only. Best of those was an overnight in a lovely suite in a castle in Wimbledon.
2 FFM with Miss Capri and whiteswan External Link/Members Only. Proper filthy meet.
3 Rosie Hart External Link/Members Only. Surprisingly good 30 min meet. Came like a train and took 10 mins to fully regain my senses.

Worst punt?
Apart from multiple ghosting's and no shows, a lady i chose in Pattaya very late at night drunk for an overnight who I didn't manage to fuck either that night (due to drink) or in the morning as I saw her in the daylight and she was rough and the hangover didn't help.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Nothing weird that I didn't ask for

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Too late now

Punting resolution for 2024?
More of the same really but try and control the spending a bit better.
Have an MMFF in the early planning stages. Participants all up for it, just need to schedule it.
Try a ladyboy in Thailand in January

[N17]

How many punts have you had this year?
Sadly just 4, although that is because life takes some unexpected turns.

How much have you spent in 2023?
N/A

Furthest you travelled?
Not that far, just locally to the area.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
1/. Scarlet of Enigma Spa -
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=364727.0

2/. Jamie of Enigma Spa - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=379799.0

3/. Elif of Ceasars Spa - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=372176.0

Worst punt?
Not the worst punt, but one which was a little strange was with New Thai Barbie (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=369290.0) For some reason something felt a little off, gut feeling although I have no idea why.

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
Nothing at all really, although I did visit Enigma Spa and saw Scarlett, who offered to face sit me, so I could lick her pussy, although I wish she had done that instead of me turning it down.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
Probably not, instead I shall await for the new year.

Punting resolution for 2024?
Try some new things, possibly a bit of Bondange with edging, some more watersports and keep my options open for what fun I can have!

[Puntz101]

How many punts have you had this year?
12 - 14. Not sure of exact number

How much have you spent in 2023?
About £1500

Furthest you travelled?
3 hours away

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Ella North East - Sunderland. Bloody fantastic but no longer escorting
She Who Sleeps - York. Back in the USSR. From Russia with Love. All of these.
Nicole - Thornaby. Filthy and great fun/Amber Inked Rae - Darlington. Just brilliant.

Lots of repeats with these wonderful ladies.


Worst punt?
Nothing v. Poor

What is the most bizarre/weird thing to go down in a punt or sexual experience this year?
A stonking unplanned anal session.

Will you wrap up 2023 with any further punts?
No

Punting resolution for 2024?
50 years since my first paid girl.
keep it up

I've been waiting for Ella North East to come back on AW, has she completely disappeared? 😭

[snaitram99]

Total 38 visits spent £3835 in 2023, (for first time kept note of cost of each). A little over my planned budget of £300 and 3 visits a month, but extra covered by lockdown savings.

Most were Chinese or Thai masseuses with extras. Excludes a couple of legit Thai massages that I knew would not offer extras.

All were in South Wales area. Best was Cindy and Shishi in Swansea, marina Asian flat. In my reviews. None really bad or weird, but the reopened Ginger massage in Cardiff sometimes has terrible communications.

2024 likely to be much the same, health permitting, but would be good to find a reliable regular. Doesn't have to be Asian but preferably able to do decent massage as well as sensual extras.