Date: August 20223
Location: Paddington
Price: £1200 for 1 hour (Deposit of £200 required + references or screening)
Screening/References: If you have 2 previous providers you seen (email + phone) who can vouch or ID (unredacted). I opted for references.
Services: DFK, OWO, Rimming, Foot play, Doggie, Mish, CG, RCG, MSOG, HJ, COB, Selfies.
Link + Schedule: External Link/Members OnlyComms: Set up via email with her assistant
Initial meet: No direct contact with her, but email contact with her assistant. She was running a few minutes late, but eventually received instructions and made my way up with some video instructions.
It was small boutique hotel and the video instructions were helpful, otherwise would have been very difficult to navigate. Opened the door and there was she in person after three failed attempts and about 15 years since i laid eyes on her virtually and let out a lot seed over her.
Opened the door to an incredibly small room and she was wearing a short tight fitting blue dress which shaped her assets nicely. She was
not facially WOW at all, however instantly recognisable and with curly hair (her current look) to tow. Greeted with a hug and kiss and paperwork sorted.
started off with a bit of small talk for a minute or so about her time in London and how many times we have had to reschedule (3rd time lucky). I did feel slightly overwhelmed at meeting her to be frankly honest.
The session: quickly moved onto DFK and was feeling her up. took of her dress and a nice blue lingerie was revealed. Then came off the bra and I realised she had a breast reduction, as per the scarring that was visible. none the less, still played with them for a bit with my mouth and she wanted to move to give a BJ, so I took my clothes off until my boxer with a boner popping.
However, I asked to give the favour first. Off came the remainder of the lingerie, and i dived into her pussy and arse, which was perfectly clean (massive thing for me personally). Then made my way to her feet (she advised she needed a pedicure and slight maintaince, but it was suitable for my needs) and spent a good few minutes feeling them out and her rubbing her soles all over my face.
Spent about 5 minutes going between her tits, arse, pussy and feet with my tongue, while she was making all the right noises. I was about to be overwhelmed and about to finish off, so eased of bit and took a couple minutes break, and just done some DFK.
Asked her to turn around and come to the edge of the bed - so i can go at her arse and feet again. The room being so small, I smacked my leg against the wall. None the less, dived into arse while she encouraged it more by shoving my face into it. Then made my way to her feet and again started getting a bit toothy with her heels, and was told to go easy.
I was super hard now, but very sensitive. So eased for a minute, and then she proceeded to blow me, while on all fours on the and me standing. After a few back and forths, I was ready to explode which i communicated, and then unleashed about 2 weeks worth of a load onto her tits. felt like a weight off my shoulders. She then cleaned me up and we jumped into bed to get talking.
Spoke to her about her recent European trip, STI outbreaks, industry past and present, and fanboys (she had many encounters with screaming fanboys in London and abroad).
Round 2 began with her sitting on my face which turned into a 69, and I must admit, she has given me the best BJ over any provider I have met. Almost feels as though my soul is sucked away with her technique. We then went onto to doggie and what a sight to behold of her arse jiggling as I pound her. I had some troubles initially to be able to doggie, given my size is lower than the normal, but she accomodated very well. went at that for a few minutes and stopped a couple times when i was close and rimmed her.
We switched to CG and we took turns of me thrusting and her grinding (along all with the right moan levels), and i was sucking her tits occasionally during that. turned for a quick RCG, which was nice to see the bounce, but we did not stay there too long. Final position was mish and I was thrusting as hard I could, stopped to catch my breath/not finish and play with her feet, after a few minutes, I was ready to finish. She insructed me to cum all over her body, but I just could not finish for some reason. Then she lay me down and started giving a BJ and HJ and eventually led me to finishing on her tits and stomach.
She done some technique which made me shudder after the release, and it was one of the most intense feelings I have ever felt. Had minor cramp along side that and I was well and truly spent. She cleaned me up and we got chatting for a while about what I do, where to go if i go to the states and what to eat out there in specific states. Our time was coming to an end and we ran over by about 15 minutes.
Took a few selfies with her, kissed, hugged and made my way
This was a bucket list item, and would definitely see her again if she comes around next year (she is actually due to come soon, but I cant see her again so soon), with more planning and glam. Also I think she
Neutral- Tit reduction and scarring (did not bother me - but some may view this as a negative)
- clothing request not fulfileld (but she was travelling light)
- No manicure, and fading pedicure (not chipped, but colour was fading)
Negatives- Exceptionally small room - could just about stand up and banged my leg a few times
- Could not even hang clothes properly, so had to put part of it on the floor
- Exceptionally prohibitive pricing
- Screening is invasisve, but requried - NO way around it if you wanted to see her
Any further questions... please ask away

In anticipation of of potential UKP members comments - apologies do not intend to come across as condescending, but just covering off the bases- Would not pay more than £X for her - completely entitled to think and feel that way, however, I wanted to see her and I had to pay the going rate and it is a bucket list item.
- ID and Verification is absolutely crazy and will never do that - Agreed, and everyones right to not go through with it. I done it with references, so it was much easier.
- She is old and washed up - I agree she is on the older side of things, but certainly not washed up. In fact, looks after herself immaculately.
- You can see similar girls and service for far less - I am sure you can, but i love my PAWG (+MILFS) with great service and that is hard to find in London
- Would not pay a deposit - No alternative if I wanted to see her, and if I do not, someone else will. Also I personally have not had any issues with paying anyone a deposit.
- This must be the most expensive punt for an hour on UKP - might be the second, with the first I think being Nicolette Shea