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Online Mr Sinister

Sinister here! So it's that time of the year again where we look forward to stuffing ourselves with mince pies and mulled cider.

UKP Wrapped 2022 - Stolen from Spotify

How many punts have you had this year?


How much have you spent in 2022?


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)


Worst punt?


Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?


Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?


Punting resolution for 2023?


Thanks for sharing your UKP Wrapped 2022
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Offline limarasa9

How many punts have you had this year?
13 (started in April)

How much have you spent in 2022?
Approx 1k

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Only 2 for me (even though I have had few more positive punts, I wouldn’t put them in the same bracket as these 2)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=361218.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=356770.0

Worst punt?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=361309.0

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?
None (not into it at least for now)

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?
May be 1 more even though I had thought I wouldn’t do it after my worst punt experience recently !! Once a punter always a punter  :D

Punting resolution for 2023?
Have to try some of the nationalities that I haven’t had the pleasure so far especially Thai.

Offline signy

Too early Mr Sinister! I am hoping to get at least one, probably two, punts in before the end of the year. Seriously, thanks for starting this thread; one of my favourites of the year. Looking forward to providing my answers after Christmas.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2022, 11:47:42 am by signy »

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I do like a nice 'year in review' in all aspects of life. Including punting :)
A good way to make sure your goals stay on track.

How many punts have you had this year?

14 I do believe

How much have you spent in 2022?
Dropped about a grand

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
1. Filming my regular for the wank bank.
2. Going to Mandy Foxxx's sex parties. They were wonderful and what an experience!
3. Going to see a wonderful girl who disappeared for a while and has now returned.

Worst punt?
No bad ones this year, everything was good, although some were better than most.

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?
Regret this year, I am kinky as fuck and haven't done enough kinky or new stuff this year.

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?
Probably do one more before the end of the year.
Might go see number 3 who is mentioned above, as my regular has gone home for Xmas.

Punting resolution for 2023?
Need to get experimenting \ doing kinky shit again. I've been vanilla this year, and the whole point of this hobby is experimentation.
I pay to fufill my fantasies.
I want to do : girl in the full rubberdoll latex outfit, find a new BDSM submissive, more dommes and more sex parties.


Great thread!  :drinks:





Offline Home Alone

Sinister here! So it's that time of the year again where we look forward to stuffing ourselves with mince pies and mulled cider.

UKP Wrapped 2022

How many punts have you had this year?
1.  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:  :thumbsdown:

How much have you spent in 2022? £250.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives) External Link/Members Only

Worst punt? N.A.

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off? No.

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts? Yes. The punt celebrating the 18th Anniversary of my first punt had to be postponed from last Sunday to the day after tomorrow.

Punting resolution for 2023? To "get back into the saddle" (metaphorically ;)) properly.

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Offline robsmith149

3 punts this year costing £240 total,I did a review of the best punt , no more this year, probably a similar amount next year.

Offline Punterperson1971

8 reviews this year a few of them TOFTT and my worst one was from viva street where I was there for around 2.5 hours for 5 minutes of sex,I tend to stick with ones I’ve seen plus my regular as well.
1 of them was a Ts which was in last month and probably no more till January now and I want to do another Ts as I have one in mind and also beat this years 8 reviews of new ones I’ve seen maybe get it to 10.
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Offline Stevelondon

Have definitely spent less as the years go by. Something to be expected I suppose.
Yet in other ways I’m spending more on stuff.
Where once I would fly economy on short haul (like Heathrow to Newcastle) I now do business club.
Business class if it’s long haul and definitely a stop over on the way.
The curious thing for me that I was earning just as much twenty years ago (index linked I mean)

Maybe it’s me just trying to SKI 😂

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How many punts have you had this year?
Dozen or so.

How much have you spent in 2022?
£2k - ish

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Two long term regs who always deliver fabulous service (one reviewed).
A returning lass who has the potential to be a long term regular (reviewed).

Worst punt?
No bad punts just a TOFTT and a visit to a parlour were a bit meh!


Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?
Not this year. My punting cut back has meant I’m satisfied with a good quality GFE.

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?
Not in this country.


Punting resolution for 2023?
Remain a discerning punter who spends his punting £s wisely.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2022, 12:03:18 pm by HailWood »

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Still 2-3 weeks of fucking guys. It could all change.

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UKP Wrapped 2022 - Stolen from Spotify

How many punts have you had this year?16


External Link/Members Only - British Cassie x 1
External Link/Members Only - pawg_princessPolly x 1 (BJ only)
External Link/Members Only - Eva_SexyDancer x 1
External Link/Members Only - Poppyy_xx x 6 (my regular)
External Link/Members Only - SCARLETT_STAR x 1
External Link/Members Only - WelshMissRoxy x 1
External Link/Members Only - DaniDainty x 1
External Link/Members Only - Rose_Double_G x 1
External Link/Members Only - Layla fox x 1 (BJ only)
External Link/Members Only - Annamae_Blue x2




How much have you spent in 2022?

£1700


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

I’m going to ignore my regular as she’s massively wel reviewed and have been visiting for 5 years now, though the reason is because of how good looking she is and how good the service is. She continues to be my go to girl

1.External Link/Members Only - Pawg_PrincessPolly. I’ve seen her twice before a couple of years back and booked her for an hour incall in Manchester for £150. Didn’t even end up having sex as the oral was just mindblowingly (and load blowingly) good. Deep throat and spit everywhere, she was almost making herself pass out on a few occassions such was her dedication to giving phenomenal head. Kept making herself gag and her eyes water but continued to suck me off without almost a second to take a breath. After roughly 40mins and me bolting a massive load she was ready to instantly start sucking away some more. After attempting more Bj and me not being able to get the little fella up again and 10mins left on the clock she gave me a massage and we had a nice chat - great service

2.External Link/Members Only - WelshMissRoxy - half hour for £140 incall in Liverpool. Was a bit apprehensive when booking her as she had let me down previously as when I arrived she said she didn’t think the meet was for another hour so I walked away. But this time it went ahead. Looked exactly as in her pics, super sexy insta milf. Great service willing to please, super blowjob and deep throat, pretty face, sexy body, great doggy style fuck and CIM

3.External Link/Members Only - Rose Double G - was a toss up between her and layla fox but I will stick with Rose Double G as it was a FS punt. £120 for 30mins in Warrington. Girl is a pure fitness freak Barbie doll type, loads of plastic surgery and a real pornstar look. Friendly service and once again just outstanding at sucking dick. Has no gag reflex at all and did a true pornstar BJ style of getting it right to the back of her throat and pushing your balls up into her gob as well almost to swallow your soul

She grabbed onto the sheets of the bed as I fucked her doggy style and provided an off menu CIM finish which was delightful . Also she continued to suck me after I had cum and kept looking at my cock and as extra jizz spilled out she went back down to suck it off. Spectacular



Worst punt?

External Link/Members Only - DaniDainty. The only girl who I saw this year that I wouldn’t return to. Just a bit old and haggard looking. In fairness to her the BJ was good and she still managed to extract cum out of me




Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?

Not really but 2 of my best pints of the year were BJ only and I am a big fan of edging BJ porn vids so I guess one of them was kind of in that style


Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?

Considering 1 final punt in Liverpool this week for the year. Contenders are : External Link/Members Only - Barbiethestallion666, External Link/Members Only - Lorena Hot Brasil and External Link/Members Only - Taylor Lapdancer


Punting resolution for 2023?

To see my regular less and to move onto my targets list to try more new girls. Also I’ve never popped more than once in a booking, maybe go for a 2hour booking with someone special next year to make this happen as I’ve only ever done hour (or less) punts


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Online Mr Sinister

Still 2-3 weeks of fucking guys. It could all change.

I hear that but I we're in the period where a lot of foreign girls are going back home for Christmas, you will still find prossies but options dwindle I find especially by this time next week

UKP Wrapped 2022

How many punts have you had this year?


7

How much have you spent in 2022?

£300

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

1 -My regular
2 - CL girl, young student who spent over an hour giving me the sloppiest BJ I've ever had
3 - Gina BBW(see review) much better upon return I found, her ass is just too ridiculous to ignore


Worst punt?

Was in Milan earlier this year, went on a search found a young Italian BBW who then proceeded to give me the runaround. Wasted 2.5 hours on the whole charade, think she got cold feet in the end. I had 2 other options but couldn't be assed to cross the city on public transport during the summer heat

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?

Non punting related went back into the Civvie world of dating, found Feeld a suggestion from a punter on here, got a couple of FWB fucks which have been wild


Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?

Traditionally I start off with a punt in January and at least get 1 in December before the year is out. As mentioned above options are dwindling and I'm not really that enticed by the pros ATM

Punting resolution for 2023?
Travel to the source, I want some big batty Balkan women not easy finding them here these days

Offline jeanphillipe

How many punts have you had this year?
Dozen or so.

How much have you spent in 2022?
£2k - ish

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Two long term regs who always deliver fabulous service (one reviewed).
A returning lass who has the potential to be a long term regular (reviewed).

Worst punt?
No bad punts just a TOFTT and a visit to a parlour were a bit meh!


Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?
Not this year. My punting cut back has meant I’m satisfied with a good quality GFE.

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?
Not in this country.


Punting resolution for 2023?
Remain a discerning punter who spends his punting £s wisely.

Does she rhyme with Bannah Borde?

Offline Charliehutton

So far, with a week or so to go before an enforced Christmas sabbatical, 48 punts with 44 different girls. Plus one where my cock-pill didn't work, and two where I walked. My word, I really mustn't grumble!

As a half hour man, I suppose my average spend is about £75 a pop, so about £3,700 in total.

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I only properly started punting in the second half of the year but I would guesstimate around 70 punts with around 50 girls. Probably spent around £6k. Would expect roughly another 10 punts before the year is out.

I have a top 4 punts but struggling to order them or narrow down to 3:

Gorgeous Vickey
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Gaby Brazili@n
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Gigigorgeous (profile deactivated)
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Nastasia_phoenix
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So far, with a week or so to go before an enforced Christmas sabbatical, 48 punts with 44 different girls. Plus one where my cock-pill didn't work, and two where I walked. My word, I really mustn't grumble!

As a half hour man, I suppose my average spend is about £75 a pop, so about £3,700 in total.

My punt of the year: External Link/Members Only

Yes ! bing bom bom bang righton!. Like to see her up this way in the wastelands of middle anglia;!

Offline RobbieLondon

Big banging year!
How many punts have you had this year?

More than 30 .. I think as lost track got a bit carried away!
How much have you spent in 2022? £5k


Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=342955.msg3554876#msg3554876


Worst punt?
Two ugly WG’s in Cheltenham with a mate who would not walk away … suddenly got a weird father son kink and the girls we disgusting but he was mate so what do you do?

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?
Honestly not really apart from the above, bukkake, gangbangs and threesome of course!

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?
3 more in two day marathon out with a bang in with a bang I say!

Punting resolution for 2023?
More, better, tighter, sexier!
« Last Edit: December 07, 2022, 10:27:00 pm by RobbieLondon »

Offline Tender.french.kiss

How many punts have you had this year?
12 (off which one no show)

How much have you spent in 2022?
about £750

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=334771.0 Charmaine for her friendliness and her ass
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=360320.0 Meena for her GFE DFK and yet her filth too
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=361804.0 Alice for her throat

Worst punt?
Attempt at a dirt cheap Rom P&D I'd rather forget

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?
A bit, but not that much. Stayed mainly in the domain I enjoy most

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?
Yes, who better than me to treat me with a couple of nice Christmas presents?

Punting resolution for 2023?
Harder, deeper. Try a Brazilian?
« Last Edit: December 07, 2022, 11:32:11 pm by Tender.french.kiss »

Offline Home Alone

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Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?

Considering 1 final punt in Liverpool this week for the year. Contenders are : External Link/Members Only - Barbiethestallion666, External Link/Members Only - Lorena Hot Brasil and External Link/Members Only - Taylor Lapdancer

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The highlighted recommendation above has been a salutary lesson to this ‐ old - punter on how the language is changing. I saw her working title and was about to ridicule her for not knowing that a stallion's a male horse.

I googled the word just to confirm that I wasn't finally going barmy; and while google confirmed that I wasn't (phew!), it also cited the Urban Dictionary which defines a 'Female stallion', a species of which I'd previously been unaware.

Given the state of the NHS at present, I won't be seeing Barbiethestallion until I can be sure there can be an Emergency Ambulance on standby outside the block of flats where she works! ;)  :D  :lol:

Offline Chazz

Thanks Mr. Sinister for a great thread!

How many punts have you had this year?
I've written 16 reviews this year, so taking repeat visits into account, I must've had at least 32 punts this year, possibly as many as 36.

How much have you spent in 2022?
Checking my bank statement, it appears that I've pulled the best part of four grand out of the ATM this year. As I don't use cash for anything else, I suppose that I must've spent it all on pussy. Fuck! That's almost twice what I spunked away last year!

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Two contenders for best FBSM:

Nutty at Aylestone Thai Massage:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=337307.0

Antonia in Leeds:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=348901.0

Best FS Punts in 2022 have all been with Sakura Blossom in Oxford:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=338506.0

Worst punt?
Hasn't been a bad year. Only one proper neg. Can't complain really.
Nancy SensualGoddess
Beautiful girl, shit service.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=361846.0

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?
Had an interesting experience with Tia Tease in Ascot:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=357410.0
Great SP, but it's taught me that the whole sub game is not really my cup of tea.

Finally lost my anal cherry this year (as a giver, not receiver). TBH, I still can't see what all the fuss is about, but that's another thing ticked off the bucket list.

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?
I've got one booked just before Christmas, and might even be able to squeeze another one in this week. If I'm lucky, I may have a narrow punting window in the gap between Crimbo and New Year to round off 2022.

Punting resolution for 2023?
To carry on fucking and having my cock sucked by lots of beautiful women! Might finally get around to organising an FFM session.

Offline Hornycustodian


How many punts have you had this year?
more than 10 less than 30

How much have you spent in 2022?
2-3k

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)[/b]
Anna from olina (not reviewed), Rose from kommons (not reviewed), April from kommons (reviewed)

Worst punt?
Indian escort from vivastreet should be in my review section

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?[/b]
Orgies, gbs, play parties

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?
Probably yes as I wanna see Anna b4 she goes back

Punting resolution for 2023?
Actual threesome

Offline chatbite

How many punts have you had this year?
I started with my first ever punt around March/April this year. Since then I'd say I've had maybe 35 punts, most of which I've reviewed with the exception of some repeat visits and one or two I'm delaying for anonymity.

How much have you spent in 2022?
I don't keep count but my best guess is around £4k

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Some really good ones this year but I have a clear top three (in no specific order).
Miss Lilith - External Link/Members Only
British Blonde Angel - External Link/Members Only
Gorgeous Vicky - External Link/Members Only

Worst punt?
A Rom disaster which went from bad to worse, see my review if you like horror stories - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=350260.0

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?
I dabbled with cam girls but felt that the prices were ridiculous. Then went on to punting and have done some mild dom/sub play, CEI and a TS punt. What I've learned from all that is that my favourite type of punt is a PSE with some dom/sub depending on what the WG prefers.

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?
I'm done for the year in theory but might be tempted for the right one! I'm thinking of having a break for a couple of months.

Punting resolution for 2023?
Less quantity, more quality. I want to spend more on the girls I know are good rather than gambling as often on a new one, I will still TOFTT on occasion though.
Also planning on a first punt abroad in February.

Offline Geko12

How many punts have you had this year?

6 Punts


How much have you spent in 2022?

800£


Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?

Done

Punting resolution for 2023?

Do more dirty stuff and not just plain vanilla gfe

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I usually compare it to milk.

Prices have gone up.
Availability of different types has reduced in some places.
Getting it delivered can cost extra but saves on time.


Nothing to obsess about.
It’s just - - -.

Offline post impressionist

I usually compare it to milk.

Prices have gone up.
Availability of different types has reduced in some places.
Getting it delivered can cost extra but saves on time.


Nothing to obsess about.
It’s just - - -.

Very philosophical.  Not really sure what it has to do with the original post though.

Offline post impressionist

Excellent thread, good idea.  Very impressed with the quantity and quality of some punters here.

How many punts have you had this year?
8

How much have you spent in 2022?
£1350

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)
Lilith Noir 
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Lilith gamely played along with my James Bond fantasy. Very imaginative

pixiplayx
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Regular fun for me

Double Cream
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Excellent introduction to MMF (outside of parties). Quite pricey, but you get what you pay for.

Worst punt?
n/a.  Tried to be more choosy now as the opportunities to escape for punting are few.

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off?
More filming trying to experiment with angles, stories etc; (See Lilith Noir above)
MMF  (See Double Cream above)
TS (partially dom) – Mistress Grande    External Link/Members Only   
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Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts?
Unlikely due to trying to match opportunity with remaining time.

Punting resolution for 2023?
Filmed MMF – need to plan this carefully

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Had a new member alert a couple of days ago...

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Could be her, or someone has taken her pictures.

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Had a new member alert a couple of days ago...

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Could be her, or someone has taken her pictures.

My man, excellent news if it is her :thumbsup:

I’m going to send her a text on the number I have and ask if it’s her and she is still escorting.

I actually think some of the photos on this profile are new and weren’t on the old one, so good chance it is her. Pricing is also identical and profile text written in a similar way.
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Very philosophical.  Not really sure what it has to do with the original post though.

Because it’s just a shag. Not something to base your life on.
Milk is just something you have with your cornflakes or coffee. I prefer semi-skimmed but I don’t go wow! Semi-skimmed! After more than can be counted it’s just what it is. Prossies used to come through the back door in the old days, or the servants door. They still should. Same as milk used to be delivered to door. Is nice that both are available and reasonably fresh. They are not catwalk stars or Michelin starred concoctions. Just is what it is.

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Because it’s just a shag. Not something to base your life on.
Milk is just something you have with your cornflakes or coffee. I prefer semi-skimmed but I don’t go wow! Semi-skimmed! After more than can be counted it’s just what it is. Prossies used to come through the back door in the old days, or the servants door. They still should. Same as milk used to be delivered to door. Is nice that both are available and reasonably fresh. They are not catwalk stars or Michelin starred concoctions. Just is what it is.

You're still missing the point of the topic, almost deliberately.  Seems like your milk has gone a little sour

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You're still missing the point of the topic, almost deliberately.  Seems like your milk has gone a little sour

What point??


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My milk (literally of metaphorically) is great thanks.  :cool:

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Because it’s just a shag. Not something to base your life on.
Milk is just something you have with your cornflakes or coffee. I prefer semi-skimmed but I don’t go wow! Semi-skimmed! After more than can be counted it’s just what it is. Prossies used to come through the back door in the old days, or the servants door. They still should. Same as milk used to be delivered to door. Is nice that both are available and reasonably fresh. They are not catwalk stars or Michelin starred concoctions. Just is what it is.

Either your milk's terrific or you've been seeing some remarkably dull girls.

Offline DoorDash

Anything under £2k spent in a year really proves this hobbby is a barely even a bump in the road.

I did £2K on betting the first week of the World Cup. Fuck Saudi Arabia and Japan.

Let alone what happened on various nights out / casino trips this beautiful year. Proves to me punting is a real pleasurable convenience compared to the vice that is drinking / gambling. Long may this hobby continue.

Probably £3k this month spent on whoares this year max. 👍   :angelgirl: happy with that.

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Potentially more as did about £300 just last week on massages and topless HE.

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Either your milk's terrific or you've been seeing some remarkably dull girls.
Maybe he’s been in the Korova Milk Bar for a Moloko Plus.

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Either your milk's terrific or you've been seeing some remarkably dull girls.

The milk has been fine. I stopped taking individual p4ps seriously about 20yrs ago after someone righteously and correctly took the piss out my flowery reviews of something so petty. Would we really spend so much time snd energy rating reviewing analysing if they were less than a fiver a shot?

Of course not. A couple of sentences would do.

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That’s what it cost. Pre-Internet photos were often allowed. It helped to distinguish one from the other. Occasionally the amazing one was worth a second shot. More memorable, more fun and generally better.
Amazed at some of the uninspired hags that get glowing reviews. Just my opinion of course. Carry on.  :cool:
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Offline Charliehutton

Maybe he’s been in the Korova Milk Bar for a Moloko Plus.

Ah, a fellow admirer of Burgess' masterpiece. You could be on to something there, H; asking the girl to play some Ludwig Van before a session of the old in-out in-out  :music: can only produce a bit of extra vim, I'd have thought.

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Ah, a fellow admirer of Burgess' masterpiece. You could be on to something there, H; asking the girl to play some Ludwig Van before a session of the old in-out in-out  :music: can only produce a bit of extra vim, I'd have thought.
What a good idea Charlie, maybe this should be my punting resolution for 2023  :drinks:


I remember watching CO in my teens and being astounded. Loved the similar film IF also starring Malcolm McDowell. I’d loved to have kicked that one off at my school following a particularly boring CCF afternoon when I was berated by our ‘Captain’ for not paying attention.
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IF was filmed at my old school … hadn’t changed much at all when I was there in the late 70’s
So it’s an interesting watch for me.
Likewise Clockwork Orange is as much a documentary of the places it’s filmed in but also a game changing film.
I particularly enjoy seeing the scene in The Chelsea Drugstore that I used to go past as a young lad.

The site of The Chelsea Drugstore in the King’s Road is now a McDonalds I believe  :dash:
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Chelsea drugstore and the Markham gone and I think the birds nest from memory

Offline RobinBrod

If was the perfect film for those of us at school in 1969. I actually saw it at Cheltenham, where the outdoor scenes were shot, during a 2 day cricket match that summer. The great Lindsay Anderson, the director, had been at school there. Sadly, access to ladies was not available in those days during termtime!

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C.O. – clever but rather revolting.  :vomit: :vomit:

Offline Charliehutton

I don't often venture on to the national forum, but I do like this thread; it's a nice excuse to look back over the year.

I've seen 46 different girls, and for no other reason than curiosity I thought I'd list them in terms of nationality:

Thai 30
English 5
Brazilian 4
British Indian 2
Paraguayan, Romanian, Italian, Russian, Polish, 1 each.

I reviewed 36 of them, and rated them 21 positive, 11 neutral and 4 negative. Without this forum, there'd have been a damned sight more negatives, that's for sure, so a toast to my fellow contributors! :drinks:

Offline southern punter

Dispiriting year of punting overall.

Got off to a good start with some 5* punts that I hoped would become regulars but one of them was very average when re-visited and one stopped working completely.

Further into the year my libido seemed to take a nose dive.  I don't know what is going on.  Not ED as such because I'm still functioning but once condoms or multiple pops are involved it gets a bit half hearted.  Still punted out of habit but it started feeling like a waste of money when I was either not capable or even not very interested in making the fullest use of the time.  Many evenings this year where I found myself with the free time, the money, and the SP availability, all lining up, but simply could not be bothered.  Not like me of past years at all.

I am hoping if I hit the gym in the new year and improve my general fitness then I will get back to 'normal' but I'm worried it is simply me getting older and this is my new normal, in which case my punting prime is behind me.  On the bright side it will save me a lot of money I suppose.

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2 - CL girl, young student who spent over an hour giving me the sloppiest BJ I've ever had


Are you telling me that CL is still a thing? How?

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Are you telling me that CL is still a thing? How?

It's pretty dead the past few months

Not sure if you paid attention to various discussions about it on here but the past 2 years there's been plenty of activity on CL if you know where to look.

Maybe in the new year it will pickup again or maybe it's the case girls have gone elsewhere to advertise themselves

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It's pretty dead the past few months

Not sure if you paid attention to various discussions about it on here but the past 2 years there's been plenty of activity on CL if you know where to look.

Maybe in the new year it will pickup again or maybe it's the case girls have gone elsewhere to advertise themselves

No, I missed them. I'll take a look around later - thank you.

Offline CJames01

Fun thread, thanks.

How many punts have you had this year? 34

How much have you spent in 2022? £4,140 plus fuel, taxis, a bunch of flowers, a bottle of wine and a pack of batteries.

Top 3 punts(or massage, alternatives)

1) Nastasia_Phoenix x2: External Link/Members Only

2) Duo with Aurora_Del_Ray - External Link/Members Only and miss armani fox - External Link/Members Only I've been back to see Aurora a couple of times since...

3) Gorgeous Vicky x2 External Link/Members Only

Honorable mentions: Melissa External Link/Members Only, MAYABABYBRAZILIAN External Link/Members Only and Lilly Fitness External Link/Members Only

Worst punt? B&S bullshit: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=343056.0

Did you do much exploring in kinks or alternative routes to get your rocks off? No

Will you wrap up 2022 with any further punts? 1 more with Aurora

Punting resolution for 2023?
Should be to stop seeing Aurora before my attachment gets any worse, but otherwise try and limit to a maximum of 1 punt per month.