London massage shop mini reviews

[goodmans]

Was in Central London Friday morning in Chinatown, walking along Little Newport street. There is a massage shop just beside the red phone box. As I passed I noticed a woman in the shop on her own cleaning. I stopped and pretended to check my phone and watched her for a minute. Her eye caught mine and she smiled. I went to the door and asked if she did massage. She was on her hunkers tidying some items away and was wearing a knee length dress, her legs spread fully apart. As she spoke to me she maneuvered herself towards me so I had a clear look up her dress. I could see she was wearing light coloured tights with panties underneath. I prolonged my look long enough so I was sure she knew what I was looking at. I wanted her to be under no illusion I was there for more than a massage. I then looked at her face and she smiled. My cock immediately woke up!

I went in to the shop and asked how much the massage was. She said £30 for 30 mins. I asked what else she did. She smiled and said we talk upstairs. I've had girls tell me this before in similar establishments but when I got upstairs they wanted £50 for a HJ so I was not going to agree to hand over my £30 until I knew what I would get. I decided to ask straight out for sex as that is all I was interested in. She said we talk upstairs. I asked again and she just smiled. I told her I just had £70 total, she said ok. I asked again if she would said sex, she said "yes, just come". So I handed over the £30, she locked the doors and upstairs we went, about 4 flights if stairs. As we walked up, her on front of me I lifted her skirt for a look. She giggled. I had a feeling this would be a good punt. When we reached the room she began to prepare the massage bed. She told me her name was Alice. I guess she was early 50's, slim body and looked good for her age.

By now I was very horny and didn't want to bother with massage, I just wanted the main course. I walked over and placed my hands on her hips, she said "ooohh" and laughed. I moved my hands to her ass, then moved them up her body to her boobs. She asked for the extra, so I handed over the £40. She thanked me. I sat on the side of the bed and returned to feeling her up, pulled her boobs out of her bra and began licking her nipples, this seemed to wake her up. Her boobs were small, probably an A cup and slightly deflated.  Her hand reached down to massage my cock outside my underwear. I was very hard by now. I pushed my hands inside her tights and felt her ass as I licked on her nipples. Then I pulled her tights and panties down. She has a typical Chinese hairy pussy with graying pubes. I rubbed my hand over her lips feeling she was wet already as she pulled my cock out of my boxers and stroked it. I started to massage her pussy and clit as I licked her nipples. She was telling me how big my cock is. Then she turned around and started rubbing her ass on my cock, me still sitting on the side of the massage table.. I cupped both her boobs as she did this. After a minute or so she reached down and guided me insider her pussy and started fucking me. I was very turned on and hard. As I penetrated deeper I could feel she was a little dry further inside but very soon her juices were flowing and she was fully lubricated. Her pussy was tight. After a minute I asked her to get on the massage table and I removed her tights fully. She pulled her knees to her head and I entered her again. For about 5 minutes I fucked her hard, I started talking dirty to her and this spurred her on to do the same. She was telling me to fuck her harder and using my name saying Fuck me _____. I could hold on no longer and blew a big load inside her. She then quickly cleaned up and went downstairs to reopen the shop leaving me on my own to clean up.

If you are in the area and need a relatively inexpensive fuck then I would recommend this place.

[Laceybee29]

Anyone know any cheap similar priced massage places in London like Edgware health and beauty ? As that place has mainly really older women now sadly.

[RAJEC]

Anyone know any cheap similar priced massage places in London like Edgware health and beauty ? As that place has mainly really older women now sadly.

it took you two years to come up with this?

 

[Laceybee29]

No need for sarcasm 

[RAJEC]

No need for sarcasm

No need to be a leech cunt

[stampjones]

No need to be a leech cunt

Zero to a hundred in two posts - that made my day 

[eirejig]

Few updates:

Leelawadee Tulse Hill Sunday visit
No booking made, thought I'd try a lucky dip.
£30 for 30.
Older slim bob haired lady, I'd say maybe late 40s early 50s but mask was left on the whole time. Decent massage with actual expertise in finding the knots. She was very chatty, kept asking me about football for some reason, of which I've no interest but she was amusing. After 20 mins a quick tickle and a straight question of HE only on offer for £30. I said I'd only accept it for £20 and she said that's not the normal price here but ok. A decent slow start with varying strokes followed and she grabbed my other hand and put it on her ass saying grab me but outside clothes only. One of the more enjoyable HE only experiences I've had. I will probably return some day.

Ruby Massage Downham
This place is a mixed bag the few times I've tried. This time was a bit strange. Wednesday. Very slim but very attractive girl. Maybe late 30s early 40s, A Cup, semi trimmed, nice sexy lingerie on although a few bruises on the legs. £30 for 30 again at the door. it wasn't long before she made it clear what was on offer, slapping my ass to begin with and commenting on my body. after only 10 mins she said body to body for £40.. i said yes. she was very enthusiastic and after another minute of body slides said BJ for another £20.. I said £50 is was all I had , which was true and she said ok. A very enthusiastic blowjob with plenty of deep sucking, very surprising. I said I wanted to cum on her chest and to this she then started the £10 more dahling which really put me off. she literally just kept saying it and making this face which made it difficult for me to finish in the end. Aside from that it was a nice surprise for this joint.

Skyline
At a loose end towards end of last week with not much on I dropped an sms to skyline, it's been a while and reviews not great so when they said 'new girl' from 4 onwards i thought great. but all they said was she's German and when I asked to book she was nearly booked out, other option was Gabi Venezuelan so I thought I'd give her a try. Accurately described in previous review by LLP. Bit of a strange look, somewhat frumpy but not overweight. droopy boobs but there was something kinda cute about her I can't quite put my finger on. She had the painters in so she said after her average massage attempt 10 mins in that it was HE only for £20 although she did take everything off bar her knickers after asking. She was very giggly and proceeded to give a really really good HJ letting me finish over her chest and a bit got her face and hair too which she chuckled at. I've a feeling she could be a bit more fun with return visits so may consider it. if you like shy girls who don't really fit the usual profile of a masseuse, go for it.

I really need to head in closer to town to vary it up though. next trip will be north of the river.

[Trapstar1]

Zero to a hundred in two posts - that made my day 

 
Haha only logged on for a quick catch-up I’m glad I did lol

[Trapstar1]

Nana, bamboo, sutton
Place is diagonally across from the railway station.

Happened to be in the area so decided to try it out. Girl at reception was hot. 20s chinese girl, slim with nice large tits. I asked if she did the massage. This led to much confusion like she didnt understand english but eventually she said she was doing it.

Shown to the room and stripped face down. Nana came in now masked. Now here is the crux. Was it the same girl I just saw? I dont know. She was wearing very similar clothes, same body shape and hair but her eyes looked older and when she eventually stripped had the body of a 40 year old. I kind of convinced myself Id just misjudged the age earlier but on the way out I saw a girl disappear into a room opposite. Only saw her from behind but was wearing similar clothes and had the same long black hair. Ended up feeling like there’d been a switcheroo. Who cares? Most of the time I pay my 30 before seeing the girl without a problem but this time it pissed me off - felt like Id been conned.

Anyway the rest of the experience was pretty normal. 30 for 30 and 40 b2b. Decent body. C tits starting to sag with largeish nips. Ok body with usual trimmed bush. No tats I recall. B2B started at the side but after some persuasion she climbed on and it was ok. Sucked away and did some finger access before she teased out a couple of nice shots. Decent, average and nothing bad to say about it.

Left feeling slightly conned. I never go to sutton as a rule so probs wouldnt go back anyway but even more so given the b&s.

I was there few weeks ago… unfortunate it’s crap! Good location for me!!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=319627.msg3334087#msg3334087

“I never go to Sutton as a rule” 


I think after my recent activity I may follow suit!!

[Laceybee29]

No need to be a leech cunt

No need for bad language either is there

[RAJEC]

No need for bad language either is there

Perhaps, perhaps not. But no need to hide the truth either.

[stampjones]

No need for bad language either is there

Oh there fucking is - that was the best post in ages 

[sparkus]

No need for bad language either is there

Or missing punctuation either.

[londonhas]

Thai studio Pimlico

I had a decent experience at Thai studio Victoria few weeks ago so thought I'd give their Pimlico location a try. It's a bit less busy street.

Asked for 60 deep tissue and was appointed an old Thai lady, slim, masked, chatty and funny but couldn't understand her English tbh. Oh well.

Brought to the room where massage was very light and didn't really get past "warming up" type of pressure. When I complained she made all sorts of excuses and said I should book a male therapist for hard massage and that deep issue is not good for you etc. Total BS and then try to offer extras the rest of the session while doing a limp tickly "sensual" massage on me.

Won't return

[MilesUKP]

Is there a consolidated list anywhere of London Massage Parlors, with their location & services etc?

[RAJEC]

Is there a consolidated list anywhere of London Massage Parlors, with their location & services etc?

Well volunteered 

[sparkus]

Is there a consolidated list anywhere of London Massage Parlors, with their location & services etc?

There's a dedicated website, not sure if we can mention, with a map database etc. but I always found the sign up too choresome (I love FBSM but not that much!)

[Fuzzyduck]

No need for bad language either is there

Putting aside you asked a poor question, surely you're not naive enough to think you can pitch up after 2 years silence and just start asking questions without being called out? Particularly if you've shown some knowledge of the market that you could have contributed on in the past.

You seem to have acknowledged that you are a leech. It's in your power to change that.

[PumpDump]

Was in Central London Friday morning in Chinatown, walking along Little Newport street. There is a massage shop just beside the red phone box. As I passed I noticed a woman in the shop on her own cleaning. I stopped and pretended to check my phone and watched her for a minute. Her eye caught mine and she smiled. I went to the door and asked if she did massage. She was on her hunkers tidying some items away and was wearing a knee length dress, her legs spread fully apart. As she spoke to me she maneuvered herself towards me so I had a clear look up her dress. I could see she was wearing light coloured tights with panties underneath. I prolonged my look long enough so I was sure she knew what I was looking at. I wanted her to be under no illusion I was there for more than a massage. I then looked at her face and she smiled. My cock immediately woke up!

I went in to the shop and asked how much the massage was. She said £30 for 30 mins. I asked what else she did. She smiled and said we talk upstairs. I've had girls tell me this before in similar establishments but when I got upstairs they wanted £50 for a HJ so I was not going to agree to hand over my £30 until I knew what I would get. I decided to ask straight out for sex as that is all I was interested in. She said we talk upstairs. I asked again and she just smiled. I told her I just had £70 total, she said ok. I asked again if she would said sex, she said "yes, just come". So I handed over the £30, she locked the doors and upstairs we went, about 4 flights if stairs. As we walked up, her on front of me I lifted her skirt for a look. She giggled. I had a feeling this would be a good punt. When we reached the room she began to prepare the massage bed. She told me her name was Alice. I guess she was early 50's, slim body and looked good for her age.

By now I was very horny and didn't want to bother with massage, I just wanted the main course. I walked over and placed my hands on her hips, she said "ooohh" and laughed. I moved my hands to her ass, then moved them up her body to her boobs. She asked for the extra, so I handed over the £40. She thanked me. I sat on the side of the bed and returned to feeling her up, pulled her boobs out of her bra and began licking her nipples, this seemed to wake her up. Her boobs were small, probably an A cup and slightly deflated.  Her hand reached down to massage my cock outside my underwear. I was very hard by now. I pushed my hands inside her tights and felt her ass as I licked on her nipples. Then I pulled her tights and panties down. She has a typical Chinese hairy pussy with graying pubes. I rubbed my hand over her lips feeling she was wet already as she pulled my cock out of my boxers and stroked it. I started to massage her pussy and clit as I licked her nipples. She was telling me how big my cock is. Then she turned around and started rubbing her ass on my cock, me still sitting on the side of the massage table.. I cupped both her boobs as she did this. After a minute or so she reached down and guided me insider her pussy and started fucking me. I was very turned on and hard. As I penetrated deeper I could feel she was a little dry further inside but very soon her juices were flowing and she was fully lubricated. Her pussy was tight. After a minute I asked her to get on the massage table and I removed her tights fully. She pulled her knees to her head and I entered her again. For about 5 minutes I fucked her hard, I started talking dirty to her and this spurred her on to do the same. She was telling me to fuck her harder and using my name saying Fuck me _____. I could hold on no longer and blew a big load inside her. She then quickly cleaned up and went downstairs to reopen the shop leaving me on my own to clean up.

If you are in the area and need a relatively inexpensive fuck then I would recommend this place.

Has anyone else seen Alice? I'd be interested to hear how you got on with her.

[Fuzzyduck]

There's a dedicated website, not sure if we can mention, with a map database etc. but I always found the sign up too choresome (I love FBSM but not that much!)

Is that the one you have to pay for?

[Fuzzyduck]

Has anyone else seen Alice? I'd be interested to hear how you got on with her.

You didn't refute the suggestion that you had barebacked her, so I suspect that might have put quite a few people off.

[myothernameis]

No need for sarcasm

In the dictionary, under leech, it  says see Laceybee29   

[hugo.freeman]

Saw Olivia at Akos in Edgware last week.  Columbian (more like Spanish) girl in her 20s, cute / good looking but crap massage and not so generous on the chit chat or intimate.  £45 on the door, £40 B2B inc HE but doesnt strip off til the very end.  Worth a punt if you want someone young and in the area.  Have done a more full review if you search for it.

[Uncle Buck]

Had a trip to London recently and made a few visits with differing results. Did a little bit of research on here and made a shortlist, which I wasn’t convinced I’d visit but it’s always good to have a plan regardless of whether I manage to see it through.

Day 1: Visited the well reviewed Health First Spa on Little New Street. I put my head round the door and asked for an appointment in an hour or so. A milf type Chinese woman took my booking and off I went round the corner for a couple of beers. When I returned, I was shown into a small, but acceptable room with massage table, shower and told to undress. A couple of minutes later, a slim, fairly pretty late 20s/ early 30s came in. Fairly chatty, less than average massage - she was wearing a summer dress. After about 30 minutes the negotiation took place.... £50 B2B then reduced (eventually) to £40 but the arduous negotiation was very off putting and when I said HE only, she got the hump with “you don’t fancy me etc “. I also got the hum and lost any excitement I had and told her I just wanted a massage.
A strop ensued and I got the “I don’t earn” if you don’t take extras. I showered and left £50 lighter (1 hour).

Day 1 (later in the evening). My hotel was close to this place External Link/Members Only so walked in and was met with another chinese milf type. I’d say mid/ late 40s and easy on the eye. I booked an hour and she took me downstairs to a nice room with massage table. She said she had to let her colleague leave and wait for 5 minutes. When she returned, I asked to use the toilet and she showed me to another room - no issues with me walking round naked. She stood at the door while I took a piss and then she needed to - and sat straight down to pee after me.
Onto the massage, decent for 10/15 minutes then asked if I wanted B2B for £40. I was hard by now so agreed. Her body is good, smooth and decent tits... she was pretty forward and allowed me to take control..... RO, rimming and a few kisses but stopped short of anything more. A great punt.

Day 2: walked past Fantasia in the afternoon, saw a vet nice looking Chinese woman smiling from the door but after looking at reviews again on here, I decided to walk through Chinatown. Walked up to a place on Little Newport Street (mentioned on this thread I think about some barebacker) and saw a decent looking slim woman however was meeting friends and decided to wait until later. Returned later and asked straight in. Was met by a different woman (other woman was hovering in the background). Agreed £30 for 30 minutes but made the wrong choice of woman - not really sure I got a choice. Upstairs and then it was straight into extras. Agreed £20 for HE and a little bit of prostate play. Decent enough but no touching etc so a bit underwhelming after the evening before.

Day 2 (later). Went back to Roseberry but the original lady was bust and I got her colleague. She made it come HE was all that was on offer. Massage was okay but I left after my 30 minutes.

A delightful trip and I’ll be back soon.

Hope this is helpful.

[LLPunting]

Had a trip to London recently and made a few visits with differing results. Did a little bit of research on here and made a shortlist, which I wasn’t convinced I’d visit but it’s always good to have a plan regardless of whether I manage to see it through.

Day 1: Visited the well reviewed Health First Spa on Little New Street. I put my head round the door and asked for an appointment in an hour or so. A milf type Chinese woman took my booking and off I went round the corner for a couple of beers. When I returned, I was shown into a small, but acceptable room with massage table, shower and told to undress. A couple of minutes later, a slim, fairly pretty late 20s/ early 30s came in. Fairly chatty, less than average massage - she was wearing a summer dress. After about 30 minutes the negotiation took place.... £50 B2B then reduced (eventually) to £40 but the arduous negotiation was very off putting and when I said HE only, she got the hump with “you don’t fancy me etc “. I also got the hum and lost any excitement I had and told her I just wanted a massage.
A strop ensued and I got the “I don’t earn” if you don’t take extras. I showered and left £50 lighter (1 hour).

Day 1 (later in the evening). My hotel was close to this place External Link/Members Only so walked in and was met with another chinese milf type. I’d say mid/ late 40s and easy on the eye. I booked an hour and she took me downstairs to a nice room with massage table. She said she had to let her colleague leave and wait for 5 minutes. When she returned, I asked to use the toilet and she showed me to another room - no issues with me walking round naked. She stood at the door while I took a piss and then she needed to - and sat straight down to pee after me.
Onto the massage, decent for 10/15 minutes then asked if I wanted B2B for £40. I was hard by now so agreed. Her body is good, smooth and decent tits... she was pretty forward and allowed me to take control..... RO, rimming and a few kisses but stopped short of anything more. A great punt.

Day 2: walked past Fantasia in the afternoon, saw a vet nice looking Chinese woman smiling from the door but after looking at reviews again on here, I decided to walk through Chinatown. Walked up to a place on Little Newport Street (mentioned on this thread I think about some barebacker) and saw a decent looking slim woman however was meeting friends and decided to wait until later. Returned later and asked straight in. Was met by a different woman (other woman was hovering in the background). Agreed £30 for 30 minutes but made the wrong choice of woman - not really sure I got a choice. Upstairs and then it was straight into extras. Agreed £20 for HE and a little bit of prostate play. Decent enough but no touching etc so a bit underwhelming after the evening before.

Day 2 (later). Went back to Roseberry but the original lady was bust and I got her colleague. She made it come HE was all that was on offer. Massage was okay but I left after my 30 minutes.

A delightful trip and I’ll be back soon.

Hope this is helpful.

Great that you made a plan  but no names, no days of week, no indication of how recent this was, no identifying features or detailed description so we can specifically follow up with the same ladies or avoid them.  Are you using "delightful" sarcastically because your described events don't seem to be particularly successful. 

[Uncle Buck]

Great that you made a plan  but no names, no days of week, no indication of how recent this was, no identifying features or detailed description so we can specifically follow up with the same ladies or avoid them.  Are you using "delightful" sarcastically because your described events don't seem to be particularly successful. 

Your narrative suggests you didn’t find my post useful, which of course is your prerogative however your response serves no value and has an arrogant tone which I find laughable.

I haven’t read anything on The Roseberry Spa (I may have missed it) on this thread so perhaps my visit provides some usefulness to other readers.

My trip was delightful - no hint of sarcasm whatsoever.

[PumpDump]

Your narrative suggests you didn’t find my post useful, which of course is your prerogative however your response serves no value and has an arrogant tone which I find laughable.

I haven’t read anything on The Roseberry Spa (I may have missed it) on this thread so perhaps my visit provides some usefulness to other readers.

My trip was delightful - no hint of sarcasm whatsoever.

I for one thought your report was useful. You did say "recently" which is good enough. No names mentioned but not a big deal.

[LLPunting]

Your narrative suggests you didn’t find my post useful, which of course is your prerogative however your response serves no value and has an arrogant tone which I find laughable.

I haven’t read anything on The Roseberry Spa (I may have missed it) on this thread so perhaps my visit provides some usefulness to other readers.

My trip was delightful - no hint of sarcasm whatsoever.

You're a very sensitive type.

My apologies for not thanking you for trying Roseberry Spa;  So what day of the week should we try if we want to better the odds that we meet the "delight" you enjoyed?

There's no arrogance in pointing out that your post was missing useful details.  What your version of useful amounted to is "Hey guys, i went to these places, tried some girls and got a bit of extra which was mostly meh.  If you want to see the same girls well you'll have to take your chances because I won't tell you who they are or what they really look like or when they're working."
Upshot is that the places might get a bunch of punters spending their money blindly hoping they do or don't get who you met; what kind of person do we know nods and winks about a place name but doesn't give you the inside scoop on the right girl to choose, and if you ask for a bit more detail says nothing but tuts at you instead?   Go on have a think, you've been around the block Uncle Buck, nice painted lady siddles up to you in the street "Hello big boy, you like girl? You go here."

So in the sense that my post means nothing to you nor adds value why not truly and honestly consider what benefit would've come from providing the information I told you was lacking.

The arrogance isn't as much here on my side of the keyboard as on your side for puffing your chest at the suggestion that you could've been a tad more insightful with your planned mission of mongering.

[Hotspur]

You're a very sensitive type.

My apologies for not thanking you for trying Roseberry Spa;  So what day of the week should we try if we want to better the odds that we meet the "delight" you enjoyed?

There's no arrogance in pointing out that your post was missing useful details.  What your version of useful amounted to is "Hey guys, i went to these places, tried some girls and got a bit of extra which was mostly meh.  If you want to see the same girls well you'll have to take your chances because I won't tell you who they are or what they really look like or when they're working."
Upshot is that the places might get a bunch of punters spending their money blindly hoping they do or don't get who you met; what kind of person do we know nods and winks about a place name but doesn't give you the inside scoop on the right girl to choose, and if you ask for a bit more detail says nothing but tuts at you instead?   Go on have a think, you've been around the block Uncle Buck, nice painted lady siddles up to you in the street "Hello big boy, you like girl? You go here."

So in the sense that my post means nothing to you nor adds value why not truly and honestly consider what benefit would've come from providing the information I told you was lacking.

The arrogance isn't as much here on my side of the keyboard as on your side for puffing your chest at the suggestion that you could've been a tad more insightful with your planned mission of mongering.

+1

[Uncle Buck]

I for one thought your report was useful. You did say "recently" which is good enough. No names mentioned but not a big deal.

+1

[Uncle Buck]

You're a very sensitive type.

My apologies for not thanking you for trying Roseberry Spa;  So what day of the week should we try if we want to better the odds that we meet the "delight" you enjoyed?

There's no arrogance in pointing out that your post was missing useful details.  What your version of useful amounted to is "Hey guys, i went to these places, tried some girls and got a bit of extra which was mostly meh.  If you want to see the same girls well you'll have to take your chances because I won't tell you who they are or what they really look like or when they're working."
Upshot is that the places might get a bunch of punters spending their money blindly hoping they do or don't get who you met; what kind of person do we know nods and winks about a place name but doesn't give you the inside scoop on the right girl to choose, and if you ask for a bit more detail says nothing but tuts at you instead?   Go on have a think, you've been around the block Uncle Buck, nice painted lady siddles up to you in the street "Hello big boy, you like girl? You go here."

So in the sense that my post means nothing to you nor adds value why not truly and honestly consider what benefit would've come from providing the information I told you was lacking.

The arrogance isn't as much here on my side of the keyboard as on your side for puffing your chest at the suggestion that you could've been a tad more insightful with your planned mission of mongering.

Nonsense. I provided all the information I had and shared it.

If it wasn’t to your liking then read and move on. It’s simple.... I’m sure you can manage if you try.

[Jellaby]

Had a trip to London recently and made a few visits with differing results. Did a little bit of research on here and made a shortlist, which I wasn’t convinced I’d visit but it’s always good to have a plan regardless of whether I manage to see it through.

Day 1: Visited the well reviewed Health First Spa on Little New Street. I put my head round the door and asked for an appointment in an hour or so. A milf type Chinese woman took my booking and off I went round the corner for a couple of beers. When I returned, I was shown into a small, but acceptable room with massage table, shower and told to undress. A couple of minutes later, a slim, fairly pretty late 20s/ early 30s came in. Fairly chatty, less than average massage - she was wearing a summer dress. After about 30 minutes the negotiation took place.... £50 B2B then reduced (eventually) to £40 but the arduous negotiation was very off putting and when I said HE only, she got the hump with “you don’t fancy me etc “. I also got the hum and lost any excitement I had and told her I just wanted a massage.
A strop ensued and I got the “I don’t earn” if you don’t take extras. I showered and left £50 lighter (1 hour).

Day 1 (later in the evening). My hotel was close to this place External Link/Members Only so walked in and was met with another chinese milf type. I’d say mid/ late 40s and easy on the eye. I booked an hour and she took me downstairs to a nice room with massage table. She said she had to let her colleague leave and wait for 5 minutes. When she returned, I asked to use the toilet and she showed me to another room - no issues with me walking round naked. She stood at the door while I took a piss and then she needed to - and sat straight down to pee after me.
Onto the massage, decent for 10/15 minutes then asked if I wanted B2B for £40. I was hard by now so agreed. Her body is good, smooth and decent tits... she was pretty forward and allowed me to take control..... RO, rimming and a few kisses but stopped short of anything more. A great punt.

Day 2: walked past Fantasia in the afternoon, saw a vet nice looking Chinese woman smiling from the door but after looking at reviews again on here, I decided to walk through Chinatown. Walked up to a place on Little Newport Street (mentioned on this thread I think about some barebacker) and saw a decent looking slim woman however was meeting friends and decided to wait until later. Returned later and asked straight in. Was met by a different woman (other woman was hovering in the background). Agreed £30 for 30 minutes but made the wrong choice of woman - not really sure I got a choice. Upstairs and then it was straight into extras. Agreed £20 for HE and a little bit of prostate play. Decent enough but no touching etc so a bit underwhelming after the evening before.

Day 2 (later). Went back to Roseberry but the original lady was bust and I got her colleague. She made it come HE was all that was on offer. Massage was okay but I left after my 30 minutes.

A delightful trip and I’ll be back soon.

Hope this is helpful.

Believe Rosebery Spa is where Nanaa now works from - see

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=315072.msg3289867#msg3289867

[Horizontal pleasures]

Is there a consolidated list anywhere of London Massage Parlors, with their location & services etc?

terrific idea, when will you start to create it?

[Moneyd]

Is there a consolidated list anywhere of London Massage Parlors, with their location & services etc?

Is this going to be your first contribution to UKP? Or would you rather someone do it for you?

[StevenSELondon]

Visited Elite Spa this week, on the main road between Finchley Road, and Finchley & Frognal stations.

External Link/Members Only

Very nice interior, would say decor was best of the massage parlours I've been to.

Heated table and heated oils a nice touch.

'Relaxing' massage was very good. 1hr £50.
Zero CC swipes and no accidental ball brushes...in fact, masseuse actively avoided any close shaves.

On the turn, masseuse focused her attention everywhere but my semi!

Finished the massage and was offered a shower (no shower in room).

I hopped off the bed as girl washed her hands and asked whether we could finish as I pointed at my dick!

£30 for happy end, £40 topless.

EE masseuse, early 30s, approx 5'5, size 12 (est) decent size boobs - D?

Opted for HR only as I expected quite a mechanical ending, so just wanted to pop and leave.

HR was decent, but focus was definitely on my cumming as opposed to my enjoyment (if that makes sense!)

Very much think experience will vary with each girl and each booki g.
Girl on reception as I was scurrying out was STUNNING.  Ni idea nationality.

Return?
Yes, I am going to give this place a chance...has the potential to be great imo. At the very least, massage was great.

Not back in the area for a few weeks, so will update then...hopefully with names.

[quickben]

Went to Well Health, on the Cut in Waterloo. Was a good massage with Julie, and unexpectedly was given full service, which I didn't think they did there.

Link to review here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=321613

[sparkus]

Went to Well Health, on the Cut in Waterloo. Was a good massage with Julie, and unexpectedly was given full service, which I didn't think they did there.

Link to review here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=321613

They definitely did under the previous ownership.  Only been back twice since.

[stampjones]

They definitely did under the previous ownership.  Only been back twice since.

Has it changed ownership? I thought it had always been tied to the praed street place?

[Titti Tatti]

Anna a t Dr Herb, Bethnal green.

massage 50£\hr. Speaks little English but says she works Tue , Fri, Sat.

30'ish small Chinese girl. Ok looks, a little plump but firm not flabby. Reasonably curvy with soft natural boobs. Have met a lot worse.

Give a really strong massage - which was just what I wanted. not so much reach under as internal probing left no doubts. At 39mins she opened negotiations once 20\40 established as rate she quickly agree bj 60 and once money was out, 80 sealed the whole deal, with her providing cover.
First time all the way in this joint.

Enthusiasm, fk, slides led to (covered) 69 then 2 positions. Whilst it was fun I might stick to b2b as I find more in 20 mins on a table is just a rush. No complaints re Anna, not the most skilful but enthusiastic. I had a good time.

In the past good girls have stayed there but recently it's been a revolving door of average experiences.

[rebelsurge]

Has it changed ownership? I thought it had always been tied to the praed street place?

Yes always has been in the same ownership as Paddington shop

[sparkus]

Yes always has been in the same ownership as Paddington shop

Apologies, was confusing with Yong Kang over the road.
I've never been in Well Health as receptionists have always been rudely hostile on recces and any staff seen not up to much.

[LLPunting]

Recent recce through SE1/E1 found the following:

Thai Mint, Tower Bridge Rd. long established pink parlour.  External Link/Members Only
Rose, late 40s+, pretty Thai (grand)mother, spinner body, 5'2" at most in stretch top and bottoms, B/C boobs in a hoiking bra (possibly padded, possibly fake), good English, professionally sweet and flirty.  Relaxing massage with some sensuality, this old girl knows how to use touch.  Suspect she's got some proper massage skills too as she has strength and technique.  30 for 30, 50 for 60 is a bit pricey to get in the room.  Would've paid for extras if she didn't try to con me with 60 for topless HR.  This gal knows what the real rate should be but tried to sell me on the lockdown sob story and how they're trying to up their rates because of increasing rents etc.  Pull the other one I've got hanging between my legs! 
Didn't get the name of the pretty, 40-something, slim Thai, sub 5'2" on reception but she was either "A" or "Lamon" according to names mentioned by management on the phone.  Shame about their silly pricing as I'd try both ladies I saw for services otherwise.

Looked in on the TCM External Link/Members Only a couple of hundred yards North by the crossroads.
2 ladies (40+, mum bods) were dumpy looking, unrefined Chinese and not particularly charming, both evasive about giving their working names, pricing similarly expensive like Thai Mint.  Swerved. 
Looked in another day when another 2 ladies were sitting in reception and, whilst both younger looking (only mid-30s) they were similarly unengaging or charming.
I've dropped in several times over the 5+ years I've known this place and never once been tempted to try whomever is available.

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only
Spotted this one in passing, didn't go in but called the phone number advertised (found their ads after calling).  Asked for pricing and when quoted 35 and 55 I declined saying much cheaper in area.  Got a callback a few mins later offering 1 hr for 50 so decide to try even though still 5 too much.  Different girls on different days, sometimes 2 on duty. "Chanel" was a late 20s+, round-faced attractive Thai, slender frame in black leggings and tunic, 5'4 at most, not flat-chested but could've been anything up to strapped Ds under the concealing tunic.  English ok and she seemed friendly with an occasional smile but not overly chatty, more harried yet the place wasn't busy.  Basement treatment room was spacious, low-ceilinged, tidy and clean with a sturdy massage table, oddly the tiled floor had several fluffy rugs and there was a sofa.  Room was a little cool despite the warm weather outside.
She had no problem with me being naked but then covered my body with towels which she then shifted in well-practiced fashion as she delivered a skilled massage, back and front, for the next hour.  No intentional or accidently arousing touches and no offers of extras.  Friendly but not flirtatious occasional chat during treatment.  I didn't ask and wasn't sporting anything obviously demanding attention.  She used wet towels to wipe me down after which weren't hot.
If it weren't so out of the way and pricey I'd probably try other days and ladies for a wsws experience that would probably get you a decent massage if nothing else.

[Pajero]

Holly / Holy - Orterley - Motspur

I went to see Holly based on this review (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=320391.new#new) and I found her to be unattractive. I don't believe she is the type of girl you look at the streets. She is not pretty, she is chubby with a flabby belly, her nipples are big but her tits are saggy, and she has no ass.

If Alisa body is a 7/8 then Holly is a 4.

She also didn't shower before I arrived and had the body with oil used on the previous punter.

I will not come back for her.

[Pajero]

Osterley Girls - MOTSPUR PARK
External Link/Members Only

Updated Rota

Monday: Eve
Tuesday: Ellen
Wednesday: Crystal
Thursday: Alisa
Friday: Cindy
Saturday: Holy
Sunday: Laura

[Rupert]

Osterley Girls - MOTSPUR PARK
External Link/Members Only

Updated Rota

Monday: Eve
Tuesday: Ellen
Wednesday: Crystal
Thursday: Alisa
Friday: Cindy
Saturday: Holy
Sunday: Laura

I’ve seen Alisia and reviewed her, was think about Holly after previous reviews but will have to rethink that.

Out of all the girls there how would people rate in attractiveness and best services

[workingtone]

Recent recce through SE1/E1 found the following:

Thai Mint, Tower Bridge Rd. long established pink parlour.  External Link/Members Only
Rose, late 40s+, pretty Thai (grand)mother, spinner body, 5'2" at most in stretch top and bottoms, B/C boobs in a hoiking bra (possibly padded, possibly fake), good English, professionally sweet and flirty.  Relaxing massage with some sensuality, this old girl knows how to use touch.  Suspect she's got some proper massage skills too as she has strength and technique.  30 for 30, 50 for 60 is a bit pricey to get in the room.  Would've paid for extras if she didn't try to con me with 60 for topless HR.  This gal knows what the real rate should be but tried to sell me on the lockdown sob story and how they're trying to up their rates because of increasing rents etc.  Pull the other one I've got hanging between my legs! 
Didn't get the name of the pretty, 40-something, slim Thai, sub 5'2" on reception but she was either "A" or "Lamon" according to names mentioned by management on the phone.  Shame about their silly pricing as I'd try both ladies I saw for services otherwise.

Looked in on the TCM External Link/Members Only a couple of hundred yards North by the crossroads.
2 ladies (40+, mum bods) were dumpy looking, unrefined Chinese and not particularly charming, both evasive about giving their working names, pricing similarly expensive like Thai Mint.  Swerved. 
Looked in another day when another 2 ladies were sitting in reception and, whilst both younger looking (only mid-30s) they were similarly unengaging or charming.
I've dropped in several times over the 5+ years I've known this place and never once been tempted to try whomever is available.

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only
Spotted this one in passing, didn't go in but called the phone number advertised (found their ads after calling).  Asked for pricing and when quoted 35 and 55 I declined saying much cheaper in area.  Got a callback a few mins later offering 1 hr for 50 so decide to try even though still 5 too much.  Different girls on different days, sometimes 2 on duty. "Chanel" was a late 20s+, round-faced attractive Thai, slender frame in black leggings and tunic, 5'4 at most, not flat-chested but could've been anything up to strapped Ds under the concealing tunic.  English ok and she seemed friendly with an occasional smile but not overly chatty, more harried yet the place wasn't busy.  Basement treatment room was spacious, low-ceilinged, tidy and clean with a sturdy massage table, oddly the tiled floor had several fluffy rugs and there was a sofa.  Room was a little cool despite the warm weather outside.
She had no problem with me being naked but then covered my body with towels which she then shifted in well-practiced fashion as she delivered a skilled massage, back and front, for the next hour.  No intentional or accidently arousing touches and no offers of extras.  Friendly but not flirtatious occasional chat during treatment.  I didn't ask and wasn't sporting anything obviously demanding attention.  She used wet towels to wipe me down after which weren't hot.
If it weren't so out of the way and pricey I'd probably try other days and ladies for a wsws experience that would probably get you a decent massage if nothing else.

Visited Thai Mint a few years ago, not that impressed the chinese place down the road was much better

[sparkus]

Visited Thai Mint a few years ago, not that impressed the chinese place down the road was much better

I think we need goodmans' verdict on this one.

[LLPunting]

Visited Thai Mint a few years ago, not that impressed the chinese place down the road was much better

better how?
And nothing of course could change in two years...

[y101y]

Recent recce through SE1/E1 found the following:

Thai Mint, Tower Bridge Rd. long established pink parlour.  External Link/Members Only
Rose, late 40s+, pretty Thai (grand)mother, spinner body, 5'2" at most in stretch top and bottoms, B/C boobs in a hoiking bra (possibly padded, possibly fake), good English, professionally sweet and flirty.  Relaxing massage with some sensuality, this old girl knows how to use touch.  Suspect she's got some proper massage skills too as she has strength and technique.  30 for 30, 50 for 60 is a bit pricey to get in the room.  Would've paid for extras if she didn't try to con me with 60 for topless HR.  This gal knows what the real rate should be but tried to sell me on the lockdown sob story and how they're trying to up their rates because of increasing rents etc.  Pull the other one I've got hanging between my legs! 
Didn't get the name of the pretty, 40-something, slim Thai, sub 5'2" on reception but she was either "A" or "Lamon" according to names mentioned by management on the phone.  Shame about their silly pricing as I'd try both ladies I saw for services otherwise.

Looked in on the TCM External Link/Members Only a couple of hundred yards North by the crossroads.
2 ladies (40+, mum bods) were dumpy looking, unrefined Chinese and not particularly charming, both evasive about giving their working names, pricing similarly expensive like Thai Mint.  Swerved. 
Looked in another day when another 2 ladies were sitting in reception and, whilst both younger looking (only mid-30s) they were similarly unengaging or charming.
I've dropped in several times over the 5+ years I've known this place and never once been tempted to try whomever is available.

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only
Spotted this one in passing, didn't go in but called the phone number advertised (found their ads after calling).  Asked for pricing and when quoted 35 and 55 I declined saying much cheaper in area.  Got a callback a few mins later offering 1 hr for 50 so decide to try even though still 5 too much.  Different girls on different days, sometimes 2 on duty. "Chanel" was a late 20s+, round-faced attractive Thai, slender frame in black leggings and tunic, 5'4 at most, not flat-chested but could've been anything up to strapped Ds under the concealing tunic.  English ok and she seemed friendly with an occasional smile but not overly chatty, more harried yet the place wasn't busy.  Basement treatment room was spacious, low-ceilinged, tidy and clean with a sturdy massage table, oddly the tiled floor had several fluffy rugs and there was a sofa.  Room was a little cool despite the warm weather outside.
She had no problem with me being naked but then covered my body with towels which she then shifted in well-practiced fashion as she delivered a skilled massage, back and front, for the next hour.  No intentional or accidently arousing touches and no offers of extras.  Friendly but not flirtatious occasional chat during treatment.  I didn't ask and wasn't sporting anything obviously demanding attention.  She used wet towels to wipe me down after which weren't hot.
If it weren't so out of the way and pricey I'd probably try other days and ladies for a wsws experience that would probably get you a decent massage if nothing else.

Sounds like my one and only visit to Thai Mint a couple years ago, including the description of the masseuse. Absurd prices and no negotiation so I left unsatisfied. Never been too concerned about trying again but may one day.

[LLPunting]

Sounds like my one and only visit to Thai Mint a couple years ago, including the description of the masseuse. Absurd prices and no negotiation so I left unsatisfied. Never been too concerned about trying again but may one day.

Forgot to say she did try tempting me with doing it for 40 after many minutes passed and it was clear I wasn't going to haggle but by that time the equivalent rate would've been just as bad, saved my dosh and spent it with a more reasonable regular.  To her credit she completed the massage in apparent good humour and I wasn't shorted on time.  What she said to the others in Thai may well have been less than happy.