London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

You really should stop posting bogus ads when you're stoned.   

I responded to her ad and she obliged with a slew of naked pics, very tasty.

I later found her legit site for massage and then, later on, her page on some escorting site.

There were a few other red flags so I

[greenkomodo]

Will give Fantasia a go tomorrow. I read that maybe there are mixed nationalities here but I want Asian or more specifically Chinese. Is it weird practice to go into a parlour and and ask if they have Chinese masseuse available or you just go with it?

[sparkus]

Will give Fantasia a go tomorrow. I read that maybe there are mixed nationalities here but I want Asian or more specifically Chinese. Is it weird practice to go into a parlour and and ask if they have Chinese masseuse available or you just go with it?

They're perfectly happy to discuss it, here and elsewhere, in my experience.

[Backtoreality]

They're almost all Chinese. Only 1 Romanian girl.

[Ozy84]

Maybe I'm missing the smirk and humour in your written reply... 

My previous statement clearly draws a distinction between a genuinely discrete enquiry vis-a-vis asking for something additional that many would benefit from.  DDD similarly makes that distinction with his reply.

If your reply was meant to be tetchy, then it seems out of keeping with the character I've parlayed with previously.  IF there's something other than the offence you've taken from my comment bugging you then I hope that passes.  I noted your absence from the active discussions this past year or more and was heartened to see you pipe up again a little while back (thought I'd welcomed your return).   

P.S. Apols, I should've made clear I wasn't including you in my aside about otherwise silent enquirers. 

All good LLP 

[DrDinglyDangly]

Will give Fantasia a go tomorrow. I read that maybe there are mixed nationalities here but I want Asian or more specifically Chinese. Is it weird practice to go into a parlour and and ask if they have Chinese masseuse available or you just go with it?

Was always put off by the lack of discretion at that place. Heavy footfall but I suppose now would be the best time as any with people still working from home.

With such a specific requirement, wouldn’t it better to explore the indy scene? For me it kills the whole excitement of the “wsws” experience, and the pot luck in who will you get? Albeit if you’ve already had bad experiences the last couple of punts I can’t blame being so specific.

[greenkomodo]

Went to fantasia about 5pm today so a Sunday. I tried to open the door but it was locked but sign said open. Waited a few seconds and an old lady came to the door and unlocked it. She said 5 minutes. Bit embarrassing as I like to just duck in and it's such a big high street.

Went back and 15 mins later still locked and no one there.

Was pouring with rain so everyone just standing around looking at me getting soaked trying to get into this spa   extremely disappointed!!!!

Seems like a good idea to make a booking.

[sparkus]

Went to fantasia about 5pm today so a Sunday. I tried to open the door but it was locked but sign said open. Waited a few seconds and an old lady came to the door and unlocked it. She said 5 minutes. Bit embarrassing as I like to just duck in and it's such a big high street.

Went back and 15 mins later still locked and no one there.

Was pouring with rain so everyone just standing around looking at me getting soaked trying to get into this spa   extremely disappointed!!!!

Seems like a good idea to make a booking.

Massage places tend to have lower footfalls of a Sunday so have less staff on.  You can't blame them for that.

I notice that two contradictory impulses kick in for me e.g. had a shit day at work so seek them out Mon-Fri or sat at home bored of a Sunday and decide to pop out for one.

[greenkomodo]

Massage places tend to have lower footfalls of a Sunday so have less staff on.  You can't blame them for that.

I notice that two contradictory impulses kick in for me e.g. had a shit day at work so seek them out Mon-Fri or sat at home bored of a Sunday and decide to pop out for one.

Fair enough, was just a miserable day in general! Moving to Mexico next week and the town I'm going to barely has massage parlours let alone any Asians  which are my thing atm:( Will head east when it's open again. Was just shocked that the door was locked rather than letting me sit in the waiting area.

[sparkus]

Fair enough, was just a miserable day in general! Moving to Mexico next week and the town I'm going to barely has massage parlours let alone any Asians  which are my thing atm:( Will head east when it's open again. Was just shocked that the door was locked rather than letting me sit in the waiting area.

I'm very certain you can have new kinds of fun in Mexico.

[basterfeldt]

Swung thru West Ken a couple of times this past week and dipped into Forever Young.  30 for 30, 45 for 60.

Monica - 5'4", pale, brunette, pretty GND claiming to be from Italy but doesn't have a strong Italian accent, in her 20s.  Soft body, natural Bs with smallish responsive buds.  Shaven.  Friendly with good English.  Massage skills well practised.  Not particularly sensual in her approach this time.  +40 accepted for b2b when I declined paying more, service perhaps a little restrained as a result but not shy of getting astride and grinding, otherwise inexpressive.  Limited access below but boobs free to be stroked, lightly squeezed and sucked.  Determined wanker but limited in variety of technique.  No kissing.  Sun, M, Wed.  May try again to see if familiarity improves things as she wasn't discouraging in her manner.

I saw her at the start of August too. She was extremely chatty and started the massage talking about some really dark stuff, was odd. B2B wasn’t on offer seemingly when I saw her and I paid 50 for just a naked hand job! She is the hottest girl I’ve seen in doing massage though in my limited experience, I’m intrigued to see what the EE girls on other days of the week are like there.

[Moneyd]

I saw her at the start of August too. She was extremely chatty and started the massage talking about some really dark stuff, was odd. B2B wasn’t on offer seemingly when I saw her and I paid 50 for just a naked hand job! She is the hottest girl I’ve seen in doing massage though in my limited experience, I’m intrigued to see what the EE girls on other days of the week are like there.

What kind of stuff was she talking about?

[PumpDump]

Found myself in Kingston / Norbiton fringe in April and tried External Link/Members Only

It’s one of those places where you’re required to take off your shoes on entering - presumably to stop doing a runner? Lady owner sat behind a desk looking disapprovingly at me while I waited, shoeless.

Shouted out legit from the off and that’s what it was. £55 for one hour deep tissue massage. Poor massage technique and the wide massage bed seemed to be heated(?). Very uncomfortable. Ended up sweating, which is unusual for me (but no, I’m not a pseudonym for Prince Andrew)

I didn’t get the name of the girl (Thai, 30’s, slim, unremarkable) but she was adamant the owner wouldn’t allow extras on her premises. I gave it 2 out of 5 and haven’t returned.

I passed that shop recently and was planning on trying it out. Thanks for saving me a wasted visit.

[PumpDump]

Spurred on by a review by George 45 about Herbal Bliss in South Ruislip, I visited it yesterday afternoon.

Literally 25 metres from South Ruislip tube station. Come out, turn right and its in the middle of a parade of shops.

Went in, clean and bright waiting area. A small Chinese woman came running down the corridor and greeted me. Not a great looker about 4-5 out of 10. Said her name was Coco. Checked the price list ; £30 for 30 mins, £40 for 45, £45 for 60. Went for 45 mins cos I get bored during a full hour. Asked if they had showers, the answer was No. Still went ahead though, thinking I'll shower at home cos I don't live too far from this joint.

In the room, gets my kit off, Coco returns and I deliberately take my boxers off in front of her. She giggled. Game on 😁.

So so massage. Her English is non existent so not much banter. 15 mins left and I flip over onto my back. She grabs hold of my semi woody and asks "extra?". Then we start a difficult negotiation with language problems. Finally agreed to her being naked, access all areas, 69, pussy licking, OWO and CIM for £40. But she wanted the money first so I had get up and rummage for my wallet in the very dimly lit room.

Not bad body. I'd say she's around 40 yo plus or minus couple of years. Soft tits but hairy fanny. I don't like hairy fannies but when it's being flashed in your face I suppose one has to do the dirty deed. Smelt and tasted clean so I thought what the hell. Finally shot my load in her mouth during 69. She cleaned me up and I got dressed. Visited the toilet at the back of the shop. Clean establishment but the lack of shower is a serious negative for me. I reckon a few more readies and this Coco would go all the way. Overall a neutral cos of lack of shower. But good value for the things I got I suppose.

Nice review and you got a good deal there for £40.

[Private Member]

I will be in the Bromley area this weekend, and am intruiged by the sauna massage.

Anyone know whether extras on offer at Herbal Spa, Bromley? Can't find anything on the search.

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I have been here a few times - once on a Groupon voucher which I've noticed appear a few times since

On the whole the massage I have had is legit, but a couple of occasions have lead to more being offered (just HR). Quality of the girls is variable and you don't know who it is generally until they enter the room as often who you get is sitting behind the scenes

If you like the excitement of not knowing then give it a go...but otherwise cross the road to Bamboo
 

[LLPunting]

I have been here a few times - once on a Groupon voucher which I've noticed appear a few times since

On the whole the massage I have had is legit, but a couple of occasions have lead to more being offered (just HR). Quality of the girls is variable and you don't know who it is generally until they enter the room as often who you get is sitting behind the scenes

If you like the excitement of not knowing then give it a go...but otherwise cross the road to Bamboo
 

Price check, they told me 50 for 30 mins in the Sauna, apparently they now have 2 women on staff who do the sauna massage.  Additional 30 mins of massage not in sauna is another 20.  Masseuse is gonna have to be pretty attractive for me to chance 50 on a no frills rub in a hot room for only 30 mins.

[LLPunting]

For those of you who have enjoyed Hannah's attentions in the past at Skyline it seems she may be making a return to a weekend slot (not weekdays so don't bother asking).  Don't know yet for how long but can only hope that it will be ongoing.

[StevenSELondon]

Price check, they told me 50 for 30 mins in the Sauna, apparently they now have 2 women on staff who do the sauna massage.  Additional 30 mins of massage not in sauna is another 20.  Masseuse is gonna have to be pretty attractive for me to chance 50 on a no frills rub in a hot room for only 30 mins.

A+ homework there. Good stuff.
Ended up having 1 too many beverages so skipped straight past and across to China Health in Widmore Road.
All very average,  but a bit unfair to really comment on the place/girl seeing as I'd been on the booze.

You're right, sounds like an 'expensive' gamble

[LLPunting]

A+ homework there. Good stuff.
Ended up having 1 too many beverages so skipped straight past and across to China Health in Widmore Road.
All very average,  but a bit unfair to really comment on the place/girl seeing as I'd been on the booze.

You're right, sounds like an 'expensive' gamble

No idea what happened to previous post attempt but here goes again.

Checked out sauna, it's a purpose built cubby in a basement room, barely big enough for 2 to sit in and only floor space for 1. Massage on hard wooden slats. Forget it if over 5'10.
Masseuse is petite, friendly Vietnamese with OK English but she doesn't do extras. Those are available from other staff, in this case a wrinkled, Chinese mamasan with dodgy painter eyebrows.  Passed on all counts.

[LLPunting]

Stopped in at Widmore St, Polish Natalia on duty, swerve.
Some supposed Korean matron sporting a tidy figure but turned out to be Chinese (surprise! ), managed to get a better look at her and recognised her as another to avoid.
Save your money on a Monday as far as this place concerned.

[StevenSELondon]

No idea what happened to previous post attempt but here goes again.

Checked out sauna, it's a purpose built cubby in a basement room, barely big enough for 2 to sit in and only floor space for 1. Massage on hard wooden slats. Forget it if over 5'10.
Masseuse is petite, friendly Vietnamese with OK English but she doesn't do extras. Those are available from other staff, in this case a wrinkled, Chinese mamasan with dodgy painter eyebrows.  Passed on all counts.

Will be avoiding then LLP in that case. Thanks for the sacrifice!

[LLPunting]

Diana, Natalia of Plaistow's new apprentice.
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Booked via Natalia.
Meant to post this yesterday after the weekend.
Young girl with very limited English. Petite, natural body.
Even if it's early days for her and lack of massage and relief skills aside she just doesn't know how to be sensual. That and the very limited touching allowed on a cold body made for a very awkward session.  At 95 for a barely noticeable body to body in the middle of nowhere do yourself a favour and try someone else.

[Solran]

If anyone in the area, New girl at skyline today, Victoria, black British 24 size 12-14 according to the receptionist. Some much needed new talent hopefully! 🤞

[y101y]

For those of you who have enjoyed Hannah's attentions in the past at Skyline it seems she may be making a return to a weekend slot (not weekdays so don't bother asking).  Don't know yet for how long but can only hope that it will be ongoing.

Cheers. But apparently she’s always been available with a bit of planning. Just needed to arrange a day and time to see her, although tbh I’ve never bothered doing that

[y101y]

If anyone in the area, New girl at skyline today, Victoria, black British 24 size 12-14 according to the receptionist. Some much needed new talent hopefully! 🤞

Interesting….looking forward to seeing her or reading reviews

[LLPunting]

If anyone in the area, New girl at skyline today, Victoria, black British 24 size 12-14 according to the receptionist. Some much needed new talent hopefully! 🤞

I hope you like your ladies big sometimes, 5'7"ish and she's easily an 18+ with quite a bit of belly, she's bigger than Claire used to be but sadly without the bust to match, D/DDs perhaps but dwarfed, small responsive nips.  Friendly, lovely disposition and attitude, pretty face, dark caramel skin which alas isn't silky smooth.  Limited massage skills but a fairly sensual touch.  A beginner but happy to get naked with respectful touching well received, suckling too.  If you decide to go diving for clam you will need assistance and as might be expected for the larger ladies it was a little salty in those folds but she had a sizeable clit that welcomed the attention.  You'll have to be a big lad to survive any body to body with you on the bottom but then the tables aren't really big enough for those shenanigans with her.  Behave and she may well recline and allow you a feast.  No FS but "b2b" (in this case exploring her nakedness) for 40 accepted without quibble, hand game not really indulged but probably needs some guidance but seems very willing to learn.
An interesting and pleasing counterpoint to all the dross I've found this past couple of weeks.  Box ticked but I may return, although if Hannah's going to be doing a regular turn then I have my priorities.

[Wankingdead]

PMSL, Did you say size 12/14? Now if this is not fake news and misleading advertising I don’t know what is, Veronica ( not Victoria) is indeed black sweet young woman but she is morbidly obese, try size 24/26, 🤣🤣, when she climbed on the rickety massage table I was fearful for my life, at one point I was grinding on something that felt like a groin but on close inspection it turned up to be some extra appendage or a lower belly, in short I only accepted the booking so as not to hurt her feeling, but I was very disappointed that management resorted to misleading punters and putting them in such an awkward position. Leaving all that to one side, the massage was shit and the b2b was even worse, avoid avoid avoid.

[Googly7]

First visit to sala Thai in Hendon not very inspiring. Allocated chubby lady Lisa, massage was competent but cut to the extras chase pretty quick. No desire to see her without clothing so quick haggle got HE from 30 down to 20. All fairly ho hum without being objectionable. Wouldn't return unless strong recommendation comes up.

[LLPunting]

PMSL, Did you say size 12/14? Now if this is not fake news and misleading advertising I don’t know what is, Veronica ( not Victoria) is indeed black sweet young woman but she is morbidly obese, try size 24/26, 🤣🤣, when she climbed on the rickety massage table I was fearful for my life, at one point I was grinding on something that felt like a groin but on close inspection it turned up to be some extra appendage or a lower belly, in short I only accepted the booking so as not to hurt her feeling, but I was very disappointed that management resorted to misleading punters and putting them in such an awkward position. Leaving all that to one side, the massage was shit and the b2b was even worse, avoid avoid avoid.

Guess you can't cope with the large ladies! 
We know the management love to fib about ages and dress sizes but this one is taking the packet of digestives, although she is in her early twenties.
Looking again at the size charts and estimating how far my arms couldn't get round she may well be 24+.
I only asked for a soft/sensual massage nothing therapeutic.
You and me definitely on different courses with this ride, oh dear.  Sorry it didn't work for you but the rest of the lads are now fully warned. 

[Solran]

Bloody hell that sounds a whole lot of woman! Too much for me to handle I’m afraid so will have to decline. Shame as initial description from receptionist sounded promising…lesson learned!

[Trapstar1]

I tried I failed…
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=319627.0;topicseen

Need to change location!

[sparkus]

Rose/Rosie @ Red Peony, Northwood Hills
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Not on my usual beat but wasn't that far away on the Metropolitan Line and remembered her good reviews on here, so used my lunch hour to pop by.  Called up and said my window of availability which worked for them.

Entered reception and paid up, she darted out from a room when I said my booking and took me into the rear of the shop.  Left me to undress but returned quite quickly, said "Oh..." on seeing me stood starkers then told me to get on the table.

Have to admit her reputed chebs in previous reviews were not there at all but all aspects indicated this was the Rosie.  5' 1'', tight dress, nice shoulder length haircut which suited her heart shaped face and dark eyes.  Massage was very thorough but not particularly sensual at all, not that I doubted it for a second.  Some convo about my previous visits and who I'd seen.  She'd climbed on me several times while punishing my gluts and while sat with my back between her thighs she leant in to whisper "Would you like more, darling?" Replied in the affirmative and she dismounted to remove her clothes.  No backslides as such but she instead climbed back on the table and asked what I wanted to do, so I climbed off and put myself between her thighs to pig out on her fleshy shaven slit.  She came twice (the first time she smashed her groin bone in my face) and after that we commenced the very lengthy HJ, which she used both hands for in the 69 position for some light RO (I was quite spent by this point) after which she took a substantial dollop across her décolletage and neck.

Works Wednesdays and Fridays.

[sparkus]

Missing deets: size 8 (maybe 6), about 34/32B.
Paid 25 for half hour and tipped 40 as per previous reviews.

[foghorn]

After 2 semi failed punts anyone can recommend somewhere where you get an actual slim pretty long black hair girl Asian who will do HE with potential for more? I understand it's costly but I'm not into 30 minute fucks as that always seems extra awkward.

Asian Touch on Shaftesbury Ave has always had the prettiest girls, thought I haven't been there in some time. Somewhat will she/won't she though, and not cheap when you can negotiate extras. Good massage either way though!

[stampjones]

Dior archer street gaff

Id forgotten this place existed til someone posted a review on here. Was walking by the other evening and made a swift detour to check it out. Dior was on reception. Twenties girl with a slim petite figure. Later proved to have small but pert As, well trimmed bush and nice arse - generally hot body. No tats, piercings or scars that I recall. 

Anyway before I got to all that paid 30 for 30. Massage was pretty decent - one of those that really warms you up and as a bonus she pushed her grounninto my hand several times so I knew what was coming. Before the flip she did a few gentle cc swipes and asked the question.

Agreed b2b. She said 80 cos she’s a young girl. Im sure someone used that line on me last time I was there and its definitely been reported here before. Anyway I said no way so she jumped to 50. I debated holding out for 40 but that would have meant five minutes lost so I agreed.

She stripped and the fun began. The b2b was minimal. She tried to do a from-the-side job but I got her to hop on and she ground on my dick for a bit (knickers still on at that stage). After a few moments she got off again. I had a good suck on her tits and fingered her puss as she beat away at the old man. Was all a bit agricultural but it did the job and the inevitable conclusion came. Shower was offered but refused. I cleaned up and departed. Probably woukdnt return. She was hot but ultimately pretty uninspiring

[stampjones]

New place on south side of romilly street (well new for me) - asian health spa, I think it was called. Its a walkdown via a steepish metal stairway. Didnt catch the name after 2 or 3 attempts. Her english or my hearing wasnt great, soz.

Nameless girl was 40s Id say - masked throughout so hard to tell for sure. Decentish body, slim with probably A/B tits and a nice arse. Never saw her naked so dont have much more detail. Paid 25 for 30 mins (original price was 30 but reduced when i said no thanks)

Was a strange but good experience. The room was very small - just table and sink. Apparantly there is a shower but Im not a fan of out of room showers so I just used the sink. She asked what strength and I said medium. She had a strange technique - nothing Ive experienced before. It felt clumsy like she didnt really know what she was doing and I actually worried that she was going to do some damage but ultimately it was a decent massage. One of the better ones Ive experienced in soho anyway.

It actually turned out to be a bit wsws and I relaxed into it. No cc swipes to speak of. Turned and positioned towel over my nether regions. That is my absolute fave what happened next. She was adjusting it and brushing past the tip of my cock which was poking out the top. Major turn on. She popped the question. 20/40. FS was available for 80. I went for 20 HE which she delivered well while I groped her arse. Shot pretty quickly, cleaned up and went.

Pretty decent experience. I think I’d go back. She mentioned she works two days. I was there wed last week so guessing one of those is wednesday. Think I’ll go back and try again next time Im in town.

[sparkus]

"Man seeks woman for supermarket sweep in the chebbage aisle"

TBH I can't think of any new 'finds' any of us have discovered in massage shopland for years (Kuck's one in Uxbridge a year ago?) with big pairs.  No chebutantes for us compared to back then.  All I've had this year are Bs, if that.

[Chippy83]

Went to Exliar in cricklewood for the first time last night. Bit public on the main road and the chance of bumping into someone is high as it’s a small shop. What it lacks in size makes up in girls. 1 hour £45 so average. Julianne walked in the room late 30s stunning lady from Brazil had an amazing body in clothes. Massage was pretty hard has to tell her to go softer she kept whispering am I ok in a sexy voice it’s was hot. Few cc swipes nothing major. She asked me to turn around and offered extras 20 HJ 30 Topless and 50 naked b2b touching included I took the 50 option she started and I’ll be honest she drove me nuts I then asked was anything else on offer she said FS another 50 I took it and my god what a service. She went to get a cover and came back went down without for a bit then put the Johnny on with her mouth then bent over the table and guided me in then went on top and cum in the back. Great body lovely tits and a seriously hot bubble butt all in all bit pricey but for £100 it was worth it defo going back.

[TP84]

Went to Exliar in cricklewood for the first time last night. Bit public on the main road and the chance of bumping into someone is high as it’s a small shop. What it lacks in size makes up in girls. 1 hour £45 so average. Julianne walked in the room late 30s stunning lady from Brazil had an amazing body in clothes. Massage was pretty hard has to tell her to go softer she kept whispering am I ok in a sexy voice it’s was hot. Few cc swipes nothing major. She asked me to turn around and offered extras 20 HJ 30 Topless and 50 naked b2b touching included I took the 50 option she started and I’ll be honest she drove me nuts I then asked was anything else on offer she said FS another 50 I took it and my god what a service. She went to get a cover and came back went down without for a bit then put the Johnny on with her mouth then bent over the table and guided me in then went on top and cum in the back. Great body lovely tits and a seriously hot bubble butt all in all bit pricey but for £100 it was worth it defo going back.

Any more details on the location ?

[Juulesy]

Went to Exliar in cricklewood for the first time last night. Bit public on the main road and the chance of bumping into someone is high as it’s a small shop. What it lacks in size makes up in girls. 1 hour £45 so average. Julianne walked in the room late 30s stunning lady from Brazil had an amazing body in clothes. Massage was pretty hard has to tell her to go softer she kept whispering am I ok in a sexy voice it’s was hot. Few cc swipes nothing major. She asked me to turn around and offered extras 20 HJ 30 Topless and 50 naked b2b touching included I took the 50 option she started and I’ll be honest she drove me nuts I then asked was anything else on offer she said FS another 50 I took it and my god what a service. She went to get a cover and came back went down without for a bit then put the Johnny on with her mouth then bent over the table and guided me in then went on top and cum in the back. Great body lovely tits and a seriously hot bubble butt all in all bit pricey but for £100 it was worth it defo going back.

Shouldn’t have cost you £100 though. Their vivastreet ad quotes slightly lower: External Link/Members Only

[hugo.freeman]

Has anyone been to and tried a new shop that recently open on Hale Lane, Edgware called N’Dazzle?
Looks legit but just wondering. 

ndazzlebeautyandwellness when googled. 

[hugo.freeman]

Just enquired with Akos in Edgware and Lisa, a young Caribbean girl in her late 20s I’d say is back working today.   Not sure what days as I only called. 

Had a few times, ok massage, fairly compliant, sweet type service offered b2b and HE £40 and £20 respectively.   

[Horizontal pleasures]

Any more details on the location ?

I think this is a spelling mistake and should be ELIXIR REBORN in Cricklewood Broadway opposite 'Cairo Nights"

[atmos]

Asian Touch on Shaftesbury Ave has always had the prettiest girls, thought I haven't been there in some time. Somewhat will she/won't she though, and not cheap when you can negotiate extras. Good massage either way though!

Asian Touch - very much a name from my past (before I discovered UKP). COVID permitting I shall be 'Down South' in the not too distant future - I may well give it a try - at least its not (or wasn't) down in the basement - more 'up in the Gods'.

[PumpDump]

Was in Central London Friday morning in Chinatown, walking along Little Newport street. There is a massage shop just beside the red phone box. As I passed I noticed a woman in the shop on her own cleaning. I stopped and pretended to check my phone and watched her for a minute. Her eye caught mine and she smiled. I went to the door and asked if she did massage. She was on her hunkers tidying some items away and was wearing a knee length dress, her legs spread fully apart. As she spoke to me she maneuvered herself towards me so I had a clear look up her dress. I could see she was wearing light coloured tights with panties underneath. I prolonged my look long enough so I was sure she knew what I was looking at. I wanted her to be under no illusion I was there for more than a massage. I then looked at her face and she smiled. My cock immediately woke up!

I went in to the shop and asked how much the massage was. She said £30 for 30 mins. I asked what else she did. She smiled and said we talk upstairs. I've had girls tell me this before in similar establishments but when I got upstairs they wanted £50 for a HJ so I was not going to agree to hand over my £30 until I knew what I would get. I decided to ask straight out for sex as that is all I was interested in. She said we talk upstairs. I asked again and she just smiled. I told her I just had £70 total, she said ok. I asked again if she would said sex, she said "yes, just come". So I handed over the £30, she locked the doors and upstairs we went, about 4 flights if stairs. As we walked up, her on front of me I lifted her skirt for a look. She giggled. I had a feeling this would be a good punt. When we reached the room she began to prepare the massage bed. She told me her name was Alice. I guess she was early 50's, slim body and looked good for her age.

By now I was very horny and didn't want to bother with massage, I just wanted the main course. I walked over and placed my hands on her hips, she said "ooohh" and laughed. I moved my hands to her ass, then moved them up her body to her boobs. She asked for the extra, so I handed over the £40. She thanked me. I sat on the side of the bed and returned to feeling her up, pulled her boobs out of her bra and began licking her nipples, this seemed to wake her up. Her boobs were small, probably an A cup and slightly deflated.  Her hand reached down to massage my cock outside my underwear. I was very hard by now. I pushed my hands inside her tights and felt her ass as I licked on her nipples. Then I pulled her tights and panties down. She has a typical Chinese hairy pussy with graying pubes. I rubbed my hand over her lips feeling she was wet already as she pulled my cock out of my boxers and stroked it. I started to massage her pussy and clit as I licked her nipples. She was telling me how big my cock is. Then she turned around and started rubbing her ass on my cock, me still sitting on the side of the massage table.. I cupped both her boobs as she did this. After a minute or so she reached down and guided me insider her pussy and started fucking me. I was very turned on and hard. As I penetrated deeper I could feel she was a little dry further inside but very soon her juices were flowing and she was fully lubricated. Her pussy was tight. After a minute I asked her to get on the massage table and I removed her tights fully. She pulled her knees to her head and I entered her again. For about 5 minutes I fucked her hard, I started talking dirty to her and this spurred her on to do the same. She was telling me to fuck her harder and using my name saying Fuck me _____. I could hold on no longer and blew a big load inside her. She then quickly cleaned up and went downstairs to reopen the shop leaving me on my own to clean up.

If you are in the area and need a relatively inexpensive fuck then I would recommend this place.

[advent2016]

Rose/Rosie @ Red Peony, Northwood Hills
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Not on my usual beat but wasn't

One of our office phones was one digit different and I used to divert it to our help desk (all calls recorded) for much hilarity later on.

I've been to red.peony years ago and it was all a bit variable. Good massage, not so with extras

[y101y]

Was in Central London Friday morning in Chinatown, walking along Little Newport street. There is a massage shop just beside the red phone box. As I passed I noticed a woman in the shop on her own cleaning. I stopped and pretended to check my phone and watched her for a minute. Her eye caught mine and she smiled. I went to the door and asked if she did massage. She was on her hunkers tidying some items away and was wearing a knee length dress, her legs spread fully apart. As she spoke to me she maneuvered herself towards me so I had a clear look up her dress. I could see she was wearing light coloured tights with panties underneath. I prolonged my look long enough so I was sure she knew what I was looking at. I wanted her to be under no illusion I was there for more than a massage. I then looked at her face and she smiled. My cock immediately woke up!

I went in to the shop and asked how much the massage was. She said £30 for 30 mins. I asked what else she did. She smiled and said we talk upstairs. I've had girls tell me this before in similar establishments but when I got upstairs they wanted £50 for a HJ so I was not going to agree to hand over my £30 until I knew what I would get. I decided to ask straight out for sex as that is all I was interested in. She said we talk upstairs. I asked again and she just smiled. I told her I just had £70 total, she said ok. I asked again if she would said sex, she said "yes, just come". So I handed over the £30, she locked the doors and upstairs we went, about 4 flights if stairs. As we walked up, her on front of me I lifted her skirt for a look. She giggled. I had a feeling this would be a good punt. When we reached the room she began to prepare the massage bed. She told me her name was Alice. I guess she was early 50's, slim body and looked good for her age.

By now I was very horny and didn't want to bother with massage, I just wanted the main course. I walked over and placed my hands on her hips, she said "ooohh" and laughed. I moved my hands to her ass, then moved them up her body to her boobs. She asked for the extra, so I handed over the £40. She thanked me. I sat on the side of the bed and returned to feeling her up, pulled her boobs out of her bra and began licking her nipples, this seemed to wake her up. Her boobs were small, probably an A cup and slightly deflated.  Her hand reached down to massage my cock outside my underwear. I was very hard by now. I pushed my hands inside her tights and felt her ass as I licked on her nipples. Then I pulled her tights and panties down. She has a typical Chinese hairy pussy with graying pubes. I rubbed my hand over her lips feeling she was wet already as she pulled my cock out of my boxers and stroked it. I started to massage her pussy and clit as I licked her nipples. She was telling me how big my cock is. Then she turned around and started rubbing her ass on my cock, me still sitting on the side of the massage table.. I cupped both her boobs as she did this. After a minute or so she reached down and guided me insider her pussy and started fucking me. I was very turned on and hard. As I penetrated deeper I could feel she was a little dry further inside but very soon her juices were flowing and she was fully lubricated. Her pussy was tight. After a minute I asked her to get on the massage table and I removed her tights fully. She pulled her knees to her head and I entered her again. For about 5 minutes I fucked her hard, I started talking dirty to her and this spurred her on to do the same. She was telling me to fuck her harder and using my name saying Fuck me _____. I could hold on no longer and blew a big load inside her. She then quickly cleaned up and went downstairs to reopen the shop leaving me on my own to clean up.

If you are in the area and need a relatively inexpensive fuck then I would recommend this place.

Bareback?

[Fuzzyduck]

Bareback?

It reads that way doesn't it?

[Rupert]

Bareback?

Nasty bareback and now shower was mentioned at all.

I would get a check up mate

[sparkus]

Oh, right.  I'd been spelling it Kavia all this time

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