London massage shop mini reviews

[DrDinglyDangly]

New review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=320154.0

Traditional Thai Massage (or Sakura Thai Massage) at Newbury Park.

[LLPunting]

Oh, right.  I'd been spelling it Kavia all this time

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Did you not bother searching the phone number?  It's AThree one road I'll be hard swerving to avoid.  I've got plenty on my plate, someone else can keep a regular Jap's eye on their offerings and update us.

[LLPunting]

It reads that way doesn't it?

It reads like pulp fiction bidding for the award from the Literary Review.  If it's honest then I guess he won't be winning any journalism awards either.

He is consistent, his one review is with a known BBer who's been plying her raw trade for years.

Great, well at least we have an open BBer stalking the ladies.  Perhaps he'll continue to share the trail of marked women he's messing with.   

[Boss_Grinz]

It reads like pulp fiction bidding for the award from the Literary Review.  If it's honest then I guess he won't be winning any journalism awards either.

He is consistent, his one review is with a known BBer who's been plying her raw trade for years.

Great, well at least we have an open BBer stalking the ladies.  Perhaps he'll continue to share the trail of marked women he's messing with.   

Each to their own, if that's what he likes then who are we to steer him away from covering, least we know to avoid the massage shop

[sparkus]

Did you not bother searching the phone number?  It's AThree one road I'll be hard swerving to avoid.  I've got plenty on my plate, someone else can keep a regular Jap's eye on their offerings and update us.

I knew it was, I was just referring to the fact that we've all called her Kavia on here and not the stated Kavya on there.

[LLPunting]

I knew it was, I was just referring to the fact that we've all called her Kavia on here and not the stated Kavya on there.

My bad, it was a reference for those already in the know. 

[andy750]

Was in Central London Friday morning in Chinatown, walking along Little Newport street. There is a massage shop just beside the red phone box. As I passed I noticed a woman in the shop on her own cleaning. I stopped and pretended to check my phone and watched her for a minute. Her eye caught mine and she smiled. I went to the door and asked if she did massage. She was on her hunkers tidying some items away and was wearing a knee length dress, her legs spread fully apart. As she spoke to me she maneuvered herself towards me so I had a clear look up her dress. I could see she was wearing light coloured tights with panties underneath. I prolonged my look long enough so I was sure she knew what I was looking at. I wanted her to be under no illusion I was there for more than a massage. I then looked at her face and she smiled. My cock immediately woke up!

Was it this place pictured?
I went in to the shop and asked how much the massage was. She said £30 for 30 mins. I asked what else she did. She smiled and said we talk upstairs. I've had girls tell me this before in similar establishments but when I got upstairs they wanted £50 for a HJ so I was not going to agree to hand over my £30 until I knew what I would get. I decided to ask straight out for sex as that is all I was interested in. She said we talk upstairs. I asked again and she just smiled. I told her I just had £70 total, she said ok. I asked again if she would said sex, she said "yes, just come". So I handed over the £30, she locked the doors and upstairs we went, about 4 flights if stairs. As we walked up, her on front of me I lifted her skirt for a look. She giggled. I had a feeling this would be a good punt. When we reached the room she began to prepare the massage bed. She told me her name was Alice. I guess she was early 50's, slim body and looked good for her age.

By now I was very horny and didn't want to bother with massage, I just wanted the main course. I walked over and placed my hands on her hips, she said "ooohh" and laughed. I moved my hands to her ass, then moved them up her body to her boobs. She asked for the extra, so I handed over the £40. She thanked me. I sat on the side of the bed and returned to feeling her up, pulled her boobs out of her bra and began licking her nipples, this seemed to wake her up. Her boobs were small, probably an A cup and slightly deflated.  Her hand reached down to massage my cock outside my underwear. I was very hard by now. I pushed my hands inside her tights and felt her ass as I licked on her nipples. Then I pulled her tights and panties down. She has a typical Chinese hairy pussy with graying pubes. I rubbed my hand over her lips feeling she was wet already as she pulled my cock out of my boxers and stroked it. I started to massage her pussy and clit as I licked her nipples. She was telling me how big my cock is. Then she turned around and started rubbing her ass on my cock, me still sitting on the side of the massage table.. I cupped both her boobs as she did this. After a minute or so she reached down and guided me insider her pussy and started fucking me. I was very turned on and hard. As I penetrated deeper I could feel she was a little dry further inside but very soon her juices were flowing and she was fully lubricated. Her pussy was tight. After a minute I asked her to get on the massage table and I removed her tights fully. She pulled her knees to her head and I entered her again. For about 5 minutes I fucked her hard, I started talking dirty to her and this spurred her on to do the same. She was telling me to fuck her harder and using my name saying Fuck me _____. I could hold on no longer and blew a big load inside her. She then quickly cleaned up and went downstairs to reopen the shop leaving me on my own to clean up.

If you are in the area and need a relatively inexpensive fuck then I would recommend this place.

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[Wankingdead]

Saw Russian Victoria at Skyline, madam was very insistent that I should see her despite my reluctance, anyway she is mid thirties short brown hair 5:4ish masseuse. She is well proportioned and her tit to ass ratio is perfect in short she has beautiful body and pleasant demeanour. Now the reason I am not going to see her again is the fact that she is a professional, she will take you to the candy shop but won’t let you lick the lollipop. So if you are into admiring pretty art work from a safe distance by all means pay her the admission fee and enjoy the view.

[andy750]

Was it this place?

[tony22]

Not doing a full review as I've reviewed the place before and I didn't get the girls name. At a loose end and popped by Leyton Natural Health of a weekend. Usual non-descript 40s Chinese woman with no figure. I just needed a hangover massage. I'd call it a neutral edging towards a positive as she did what I needed - let me rest in peace for an hour with someone oiling me up.

[LLPunting]

Saw Russian Victoria at Skyline, madam was very insistent that I should see her despite my reluctance, anyway she is mid thirties short brown hair 5:4ish masseuse. She is well proportioned and her tit to ass ratio is perfect in short she has beautiful body and pleasant demeanour. Now the reason I am not going to see her again is the fact that she is a professional, she will take you to the candy shop but won’t let you lick the lollipop. So if you are into admiring pretty art work from a safe distance by all means pay her the admission fee and enjoy the view.

Shame my previous feedback on her passed you by, Coulda saved you a session in the gallery

[sparkus]

Not doing a full review as I've reviewed the place before and I didn't get the girls name. At a loose end and popped by Leyton Natural Health of a weekend. Usual non-descript 40s Chinese woman with no figure. I just needed a hangover massage. I'd call it a neutral edging towards a positive as she did what I needed - let me rest in peace for an hour with someone oiling me up.

I would be very interested if here provided anyone who was not the above.
Recent chat with Lauren at Zen Upminister reveals she is in fact the 'Lily' reviewed here of a Friday, so not quite 40s or so shapeless.

[Blfan25]

Diana, Natalia of Plaistow's

Was you told that you was getting Diana?

[Fuzzyduck]

Was you told that you was getting Diana?

Wow. 2 years a member and that's all you got?

[webpunter]

 

Wow. 2 years a member and that's all you got?

A stunning opening post 
He's probably expecting a warm hand on his entrance, in more ways than one 

[Ricky69]

I have just posted a review of Ellen of Osterley Girls.  A negative.  There is a lesson to be learned here.  Don't do it lads..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=320291.0

[tony22]

I would be very interested if here provided anyone who was not the above.
Recent chat with Lauren at Zen Upminister reveals she is in fact the 'Lily' reviewed here of a Friday, so not quite 40s or so shapeless.

yes that is true, she's the one who breaks the mould. Wouldn't call her a real looker, but decent massage and good services.

[Chinaman]

Like many here, I recently trod the seventy or so steps leading up to Daojai massage in Victoria. External Link/Members Only
Small room as described, a bit airless in hot weather but a couple of high speed fans to move the air around. Any aroma (that someone complained about) seems to come from a Thai / Japanese style vapour fan. Loo one floor below (opposite another Thai place - no relation).
Naked from the off, I select firm massage. Excellent pressure on back & shoulders, really working away my aches. Legs are next. Again a good firm pressure. Then a long succession of buttock swipes lasting a good few minutes - now this was really something else to experience.
Turn over and arms & lower legs were done, followed by a rhythmical massage of cock & thighs. Again for about 5 minutes. Then a vigorous HJ to end and a clean up.
I was helped to sit up, arms above my head and had both sides of my back stretched & cracked in osteopath fashion.

Yes, she does have a few idiosyncrasies, but the service is always good and she has a lovely character. Like all of us, I guess some of her days are better than others.

£50 for one hour, plus £20 HJ. She remained fully clothed and I didn’t ask for more.

Would I return? Deffo.

[RAJEC]

A stunning opening post 
He's probably expecting a warm hand on his entrance, in more ways than one 

A warm hand on his exit more like

[Berliner]

Saw Angela at Ruby Spa on Bromley Road, Downham, last week. Friendly Asian woman, in her 30s or early 40s. Looked like a pretty face but she was wearing a mask the entire time, so hard judge. Nice detail: She came in just when I finished the shower and she helped me dry. Unfortunately that was almost the best part of her service. Her massage was average at best, mid-way she offered extras, the usual £20 for HE and £40 for B2B. As she has been friendly and flirtatious, I chose the later. She stripped down fully but remained the entire time on the side of the table, so no B2B at all. She didn't like to be touched downstairs and mentioned her breasts were too sensitive, she claimed, so only very light touching here too. Her handwork was good though. She works at that location only Mondays and apparently also at Bamboos in Judd Street, near Kings X. Would not return.   

[LLPunting]

Saw Angela at Ruby Spa on Bromley Road, Downham, last week. Friendly Asian woman, in her 30s or early 40s. Looked like a pretty face but she was wearing a mask the entire time, so hard judge. Nice detail: She came in just when I finished the shower and she helped me dry. Unfortunately that was almost the best part of her service. Her massage was average at best, mid-way she offered extras, the usual £20 for HE and £40 for B2B. As she has been friendly and flirtatious, I chose the later. She stripped down fully but remained the entire time on the side of the table, so no B2B at all. She didn't like to be touched downstairs and mentioned her breasts were too sensitive, she claimed, so only very light touching here too. Her handwork was good though. She works at that location only Mondays and apparently also at Bamboos in Judd Street, near Kings X. Would not return.   

Thanks for joining in with your reporting. 
Confirms yet another meh provider at that place.  I rarely stop to check as I go past as there's no persuasive history to encourage the bother.

[LLPunting]

For the Horror fans only, if you must, Herbal Spa, Bromley, Helen.  She wasn't the monster I shied away from before or she may have dialled back her make-up choices and added a few extra English words to her very limited vocab.   
A masked matron in her 50s at least, 5', rotund, friendly twinkle.  I needed a massage and the place offers accu-pressure etc, so thought I'd chance a decent unknotting.  She led me downstairs and I was like the comic coward silently signalling the 2 perfectly serviceable cubicles at ground level near the safety of reception and the front door.  I haplessly followed her into the depths.  She didn't hesitate when she returned to my naked form face down on the table.  She placed a towel over my thighs (!) and then her discernibly soft, experienced touching and lingering around the goods blew all the warnings that she was after a happy ending.
Teased me with her "massage" for 10-15 mins and then shucked her bra and dress and dropped her tights to her knees without blinking when I replied 40 for b2b to her enquiry about what extras I pay for.  Limited access below and a soft, skinned flabby granny bod above.  I was losing interest fast but she was a very determined wanker, putting her shoulder into the job even as she removed her nethers from reach.  10 mins of increasing amounts of oil and tightening sensation on my bell-end forced a surprisingly high apogee emission that had her squealing and me thanking the Gods I might escape the grotto.
Don't do it!  Jason may be waiting next time.  You could be in your own version of "Sore".   

[Wankingdead]

Sorry you seem to have had a horrendous time at that dodgy joint, the Railway bar next door serves great selection of beers by scantily dressed Chickas next time you are near.

[LLPunting]

Sorry you seem to have had a horrendous time at that dodgy joint, the Railway bar next door serves great selection of beers by scantily dressed Chickas next time you are near.

No signs yet of PTSD but I will check in on the Railway for the local serving ladies and see how that goes... 
Wonder if daytime might allow me to get some quality chat-up time in?

[Berliner]

Thanks for joining in with your reporting. 
Confirms yet another meh provider at that place.  I rarely stop to check as I go past as there's no persuasive history to encourage the bother.

It's a convenient location for me and a couple of month ago I had a raunchy session with a good looking Asian girl in her 20s or early 30s there. She offered proper B2B, decent access and even pretty good OWO. However, I forgot to ask for her name.  Was kinda hoping to see her again or to find someone offering similarly enthusiastic service but sounds as if I shouldn't put my hopes high.

[StevenSELondon]

For the Horror fans only, if you must, Herbal Spa, Bromley, Helen.  She wasn't the monster I shied away from before or she may have dialled back her make-up choices and added a few extra English words to her very limited vocab.   
A masked matron in her 50s at least, 5', rotund, friendly twinkle.  I needed a massage and the place offers accu-pressure etc, so thought I'd chance a decent unknotting.  She led me downstairs and I was like the comic coward silently signalling the 2 perfectly serviceable cubicles at ground level near the safety of reception and the front door.  I haplessly followed her into the depths.  She didn't hesitate when she returned to my naked form face down on the table.  She placed a towel over my thighs (!) and then her discernibly soft, experienced touching and lingering around the goods blew all the warnings that she was after a happy ending.
Teased me with her "massage" for 10-15 mins and then shucked her bra and dress and dropped her tights to her knees without blinking when I replied 40 for b2b to her enquiry about what extras I pay for.  Limited access below and a soft, skinned flabby granny bod above.  I was losing interest fast but she was a very determined wanker, putting her shoulder into the job even as she removed her nethers from reach.  10 mins of increasing amounts of oil and tightening sensation on my bell-end forced a surprisingly high apogee emission that had her squealing and me thanking the Gods I might escape the grotto.
Don't do it!  Jason may be waiting next time.  You could be in your own version of "Sore".   

Only a week or so after you warned me off?! 

[LLPunting]

It's a convenient location for me and a couple of month ago I had a raunchy session with a good looking Asian girl in her 20s or early 30s there. She offered proper B2B, decent access and even pretty good OWO. However, I forgot to ask for her name.  Was kinda hoping to see her again or to find someone offering similarly enthusiastic service but sounds as if I shouldn't put my hopes high.

So what are you going to be sure of doing for all future punts? 2 things...

[LLPunting]

Only a week or so after you warned me off?! 

I could never resist Kinder Surprise.  The dodgy shops have a different girl every day and often new ones every week, that pattern raises a big, fat, red flag on the play.  Butn when a shop seems to have a weekly rota I'm inclined to take a sample.  That sadly leads me to the retirement homes occasionally where aging nymphos molest innocent, impressionable customers only out to get some stiffness seen to.

[StevenSELondon]

I could never resist Kinder Surprise.  The dodgy shops have a different girl every day and often new ones every week, that pattern raises a big, fat, red flag on the play.  Butn when a shop seems to have a weekly rota I'm inclined to take a sample.  That sadly leads me to the retirement homes occasionally where aging nymphos molest innocent, impressionable customers only out to get some stiffness seen to.

Wasn't a dig, more an admiration!

[armslave]

I went to Natural Ways in Finchley (on Hendon Lane) yesterday, I haven't been here in years what with the lock down and whatnot so decided to visit here again. The management seems to have changed and they have more EE girls on rotation here but they still have chinese and thai girls on rotation too. I booked an hour for £45 and had Lulu for the massage, a late 30's at least chinese woman, standard and average, ok. She gave the massage her best but she didnt seem that good at it, lots of light rubbing but little technical skill. At the 30 min mark flipped me over and tried to upsell the extras, sex was available but you need to provide the condom and Im guessing they will try to get about £80-100 for it. B2b she asked for £60, I told her I dont pay more than £40 and after a while she accepted but was a little sulky the rest of the time.

The b2b was rather unenthusiastic, no RO, and didnt want to use oil for the titty rub down. However the hand job was done well and she took instruction on how to do it so I still ended happy and relaxed.

All in all I might come back here again but I won't come back here for her.

[sparkus]

Sorry you seem to have had a horrendous time at that dodgy joint, the Railway bar next door serves great selection of beers by scantily dressed Chickas next time you are near.

Have to admit I do head for pubs after massages and to enjoy a pint or two served by a chica with some cheb on show.

[Discoballs]

Just had a strange one from vavi rupert street ,soho wanted a quick rub and tug so thought is try this place . Generic thai girls offered then this sensational Philippino girl came out one the cubicles and I asked if she was available and she said 5mins  so I paid the 30 quid  for 30mins . I went in and waited and she came in. Absolutely gorgeous dark skin , long sleek dark hair  , amazing eyes,  slender . Looked a good body under the silk oversize shirt she was wearing .  She didnt say a thing   not even hello what do you want . Nothing . Not even when trying to strike up any talk . Just pointed to me laying down . Then started a decent massage but no cc swipes no reach unders   nothing . She just kept smiling as I was talking . 20 mins down with no unintentional body contact at all. She said turn over . The towel always being adjusted to cover my disco balls . Massage on both arms chest  and legs.  Not a word . Just as I thought maybe she doesnt do extras she said hand job? . I replied blowjob she looked disgusted.  She said hand job naked 60 I replied 40 . She replied 60 . I thought sod it . Paid the cash and she took of her top to reveal probably  the best pair of tits I've ever seen . Which I had a feel of . She looked horrified as she wanked me off with me feeling her tits and it made me feel proper pervy . Like an dirty old man  touching up a beautiful  young thing . I popped and she flinched as I spurted.  Washed up and left . I put my clothes on thinking she would make a fortune if she did a full service . She could literally name her price . I asked on the way out what her name was and the receptionist said Pimmy.  Gorgeous  but horrified at what has come of her life .

[PumpDump]

Just had a strange one from vavi rupert street ,soho wanted a quick rub and tug so thought is try this place . Generic thai girls offered then this sensational Philippino girl came out one the cubicles and I asked if she was available and she said 5mins  so I paid the 30 quid  for 30mins . I went in and waited and she came in. Absolutely gorgeous dark skin , long sleek dark hair  , amazing eyes,  slender . Looked a good body under the silk oversize shirt she was wearing .  She didnt say a thing   not even hello what do you want . Nothing . Not even when trying to strike up any talk . Just pointed to me laying down . Then started a decent massage but no cc swipes no reach unders   nothing . She just kept smiling as I was talking . 20 mins down with no unintentional body contact at all. She said turn over . The towel always being adjusted to cover my disco balls . Massage on both arms chest  and legs.  Not a word . Just as I thought maybe she doesnt do extras she said hand job? . I replied blowjob she looked disgusted.  She said hand job naked 60 I replied 40 . She replied 60 . I thought sod it . Paid the cash and she took of her top to reveal probably  the best pair of tits I've ever seen . Which I had a feel of . She looked horrified as she wanked me off with me feeling her tits and it made me feel proper pervy . Like an dirty old man  touching up a beautiful  young thing . I popped and she flinched as I spurted.  Washed up and left . I put my clothes on thinking she would make a fortune if she did a full service . She could literally name her price . I asked on the way out what her name was and the receptionist said Pimmy.  Gorgeous  but horrified at what has come of her life .

A £90 hand job, I've seen it all now 

[Moneyd]

Just seen Anna at ORBS. My first time there.

Overall ver nice.

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[stampjones]

A £90 hand job, I've seen it all now 

Dont be a dick. Most reviews on here are of 70 quid hand jobs if you take that to mean 30 mins plus b2b/he. So he paid 20 extra for a fit girl he really fancied. He should probably have saved the 20 and got a 70 quid tug from the usual farmers wife 

[tony22]

Agree with Stamp. He's got that in his memory now, she'll probably give up soon enough, and sometimes you get what you pay for. In know in my past in various countries I've overpaid and I'd do it all over again, given the chance

[LLPunting]

Agree with Stamp. He's got that in his memory now, she'll probably give up soon enough, and sometimes you get what you pay for. In know in my past in various countries I've overpaid and I'd do it all over again, given the chance

I'd pass on the scamming Yankee bitch in Vegas but the lapdancer in San Francisco, I'd marry her, which would make 5 after the quartet of lovelies from 4Play in LA (a curvy Latina, an EE porn star, a white trash hunny and a smokin' Amerasian lawyer).

[tony22]

I'd pass on the scamming Yankee bitch in Vegas but the lapdancer in San Francisco, I'd marry her, which would make 5 after the quartet of lovelies from 4Play in LA (a curvy Latina, an EE porn star, a white trash hunny and a smokin' Amerasian lawyer).

LA, I had some fun there. Lived there for 6 months way back I learnt quickly how an English accent worked wonders with bored silicone enhanced milfs....not my usual fare but when in Santa Monica 

[TP84]

Found myself in the pride of paddington the other night, left at around 10:15 walking past well health the lights were on. After my last experience i was hesitant to go , but i took the chance.

Met Belle, who is i would say around 35-40 ( i never asked her age) booked a 45 minutes massage, 20 minutes in after what i found more of  a body rub and not a massage the magical words " do you want extra"

Asked what was on offer, got told HR 20, B2B 40 , i asked for a BJ she said 50 i said 40, she agreed. Off she went, firstly sucking my nipples like she was attempting to extract milk, she then sucked my balls and put her tongue on the base between the balls and shaft, she then gave me OWO which made me pop after about 10 minutes , it was not the best but it got the job done. tidied up and a quick shower (shower in room) and as i left she said " come back soon" i think i will return and maybe try another girl as it seems a lot is on offer here.

[Jjsmith76]

No FS available at ORBS these days. I think they are under new ownership and all the old girls have moved on with the exception of Anna and she won't do FS now - what a pity!

[pa5151]

Went to a Korean restaurant close to sin ling massage place in Finchley Road. The woman from the massage shop walked in all of a sudden getting some food and she walked up to me and said "hi" with a big smile on her face, recognising me even with a mask on. The last time I saw her she had a cock in her arse and cum all over her. 

[Jjsmith76]

Which one was she?

[Discoballs]

A £90 hand job, I've seen it all now 

You spend your money how you want to spend it , and I'll spend mine how I want to , sorry didnt know I had to get permission  🤣🤣

[welllucky]

Akos Massage Edgeware Tuesday.
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Extremely pretty chinese 24 y.o working there. Good firm massage for 45 the hour. Not much chat if that's what you like.
I paid 40 extra b2b. N at half time. Lovely body, natural tits (34?), good bum for a chinese (ie not too flat)
Nice HR to end but allows very limited touching of her downstairs
So... limited service, but a positive because of her looks and the massage.

[lougb1]

You spend your money how you want to spend it , and I'll spend mine how I want to , sorry didnt know I had to get permission  🤣🤣

+1

 

[stampjones]

Nana, bamboo, sutton
Place is diagonally across from the railway station.

Happened to be in the area so decided to try it out. Girl at reception was hot. 20s chinese girl, slim with nice large tits. I asked if she did the massage. This led to much confusion like she didnt understand english but eventually she said she was doing it.

Shown to the room and stripped face down. Nana came in now masked. Now here is the crux. Was it the same girl I just saw? I dont know. She was wearing very similar clothes, same body shape and hair but her eyes looked older and when she eventually stripped had the body of a 40 year old. I kind of convinced myself Id just misjudged the age earlier but on the way out I saw a girl disappear into a room opposite. Only saw her from behind but was wearing similar clothes and had the same long black hair. Ended up feeling like there’d been a switcheroo. Who cares? Most of the time I pay my 30 before seeing the girl without a problem but this time it pissed me off - felt like Id been conned.

Anyway the rest of the experience was pretty normal. 30 for 30 and 40 b2b. Decent body. C tits starting to sag with largeish nips. Ok body with usual trimmed bush. No tats I recall. B2B started at the side but after some persuasion she climbed on and it was ok. Sucked away and did some finger access before she teased out a couple of nice shots. Decent, average and nothing bad to say about it.

Left feeling slightly conned. I never go to sutton as a rule so probs wouldnt go back anyway but even more so given the b&s.

[LLPunting]

Thanks SJ for the warning.

That's a first for me, never been switched for an older lookalike, all for the sake of a mask eh?  Perhaps we'll see this practice popping up in other places, best all watch out for that.
New protocol in room:  Get them to drop mask before you get completely undressed, demand refund if it's the wrong girl. 

[stampjones]

Thanks SJ for the warning.

That's a first for me, never been switched for an older lookalike, all for the sake of a mask eh?  Perhaps we'll see this practice popping up in other places, best all watch out for that.
New protocol in room:  Get them to drop mask before you get completely undressed, demand refund if it's the wrong girl.

Yeah first for me too. Seems extreme and would only work with similar looking girls. I still cant say for definite it happened but like you say I should have got her to drop the mask. Now there’s something I never thought Id be asking two years ago 

[atmos]

+1

 

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[Noman]

RED PEONY - 12 Joel Street, Northwood Hills was my first visit to a TCM for about 18 months for obvious reasons.

Opened the door and there was no-one around, but eventually a rather dowdy middle aged Chinese woman appeared. Went for 45 minutes deep tissue for £40. Into the room, undressed into FDM mode (no towel) and before long there was a knock at the door. The usual “have you been here before?” was followed by a really excellent massage. A real proper one, using the point of her elbow - none of your half-hearted nonsense. After about 30 minutes, the strong massage changed to more gentle, sensual fingertips followed by the inevitable “you want extras?”
Bear in mind that I’d been face down all the while so I had no idea what I’d be getting but after so long away from a TCM, I thought £40 for B2B was worth a punt. She got totally naked and used her surprisingly large and firm breasts to good effect. At one point, she clambered on top of me and practically stuck her nipples in my mouth and I could hardly refuse, could I? The obligatory “ooh you’re a big man” (flattery…) led to lots more oil and the final event.

Her English wasn’t great but I established she’s called Anna (for these purposes anyway) and works here only on Saturdays.