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Offline Mdee100

Hi all, first mini review for some time as not made it into London much due to pandemic.

I popped by Health First in Holborn on a Thursday a short while back. A few girls working but only free one was Alice.

I have seen her before I think in Wimbledon at Zhangri La. She is about 30 ish, slim size 8, small chest but nice slim body and quite pretty in my opinion.

I paid 50 I think for an hour and 60 for B2B. This was delivered well fully naked and was a good service. Been quite a while so it didn’t last too long for me.

Overall positive experience. Have been this place a fair bit as it’s reasonably reliable but girls do change and some are much older.

Hope that’s enough detail!

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Are you talking about Hong Ning? If so the girls will agree to £70 for 30 mins FS. You will pay £30 to the till downstairs and £40 to the girl in the room.

Sorry just to clarify is that £70 the total charge, i.e no separate charge for massage ( not that the massages are any good) ?

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Aaah you ok, I've been to Well Natural Health before, I just never noticed the name plate before. The girls at Hong Ning are older, late 40's early 50's but give decent service. FS is no problem. You can negotiate with them in the stairs, not in the shop! They will want £100 for 30 mins FS but easily come down to £70 if you tell them it is all you have. The girl I'd recommend is Alice, she has long straight hair and is often seen sitting in the window with a dress on and legs open so you can see up her dress as you walk past!

Just to clarify the total should be £70 for everything, or £70 for fs + £30 for massage (such as it is?)  :cry:

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Sorry just to clarify is that £70 the total charge, i.e no separate charge for massage ( not that the massages are any good) ?

Mate, I've already told you. It is very clear. Why don't you do in, see a girl and write your first review?
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I once again tried Akos massage in Edgeware, I wanted to go back to try Kiki who I saw but wasn't able to try last time. Unfortunately I she wasn't available but the chinese lady that runs the place recommended this brazillian girl there called Lorena and she described her well so I decided to try her out, I mean I assumed as a brazillian she would be a bit fun. Unfortunately when I get to the room I see her just lounging there looking bored dressed in jeans and a hoodie (also she looked mid to late 20s and average looks and body shape, nothing memorable), I should have just tried to make an excuse and leave then but I was hoping things would get better. Anyway she gave an uninspired oil rub down for 40 mins before asking me to turn over, barely even venturing under the towel let alone anything close to a cc swipe. Even after the flip she still kept mostly around the towel and just finished off an oily rub down, not even a decent massage and never offered anything else, tbh at that point even if she had offered I would have declined since it feels like it would haven been equally lackluster and uninspired.

In short I would not recommend her even for a normal massage let alone for anything else.

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£50 is the base rate for one hour  massage at most of the shops in  Soho including the more expensive ones ,Organic Health Archer St ,White Lilly ,etc .
£60 for one hour massage  at George St Corner with Edgware Road , same price with the 2shops in expensive posh South Kensington .

Yeah, for 1h fair enough, but not for 30min. I've always paid 30 for 30min. But they asked for 50 this time (although as I said I then got a discount because the girl remembered me. I even have her phone number, I used to be quite a regular customer!). Don't know if it's the new normal or her boss tried to overcharge me.

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I once again tried Akos massage in Edgeware, I wanted to go back to try Kiki who I saw but wasn't able to try last time. Unfortunately I she wasn't available but the chinese lady that runs the place recommended this brazillian girl there called Lorena and she described her well so I decided to try her out, I mean I assumed as a brazillian she would be a bit fun. Unfortunately when I get to the room I see her just lounging there looking bored dressed in jeans and a hoodie (also she looked mid to late 20s and average looks and body shape, nothing memorable), I should have just tried to make an excuse and leave then but I was hoping things would get better. Anyway she gave an uninspired oil rub down for 40 mins before asking me to turn over, barely even venturing under the towel let alone anything close to a cc swipe. Even after the flip she still kept mostly around the towel and just finished off an oily rub down, not even a decent massage and never offered anything else, tbh at that point even if she had offered I would have declined since it feels like it would haven been equally lackluster and uninspired.

In short I would not recommend her even for a normal massage let alone for anything else.

Yes totally agree. I was minded to complain to the boss lady myself but didn’t on this occasion.  I think the girl is called Hafaa or something like that.  In fact I actually wrote a detailed review of her when she was at bamboo in Hendon. 

She was shit then and shit now.  Exactly as you describe and rubbish oily massage with no effort.  When I was coming she let go and stepped back.  WTF! I grabbed her hand and put it back into position and told her to continue and not to stop. 

She also wanted £69 b2b which I refused abs regret settling for £30 for HE. I hadn’t realised it was the same girl from bamboo til I recognised the shit massage abs her lack of talking or understanding. 

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Yes totally agree. I was minded to complain to the boss lady myself but didn’t on this occasion.  I think the girl is called Hafaa or something like that.  In fact I actually wrote a detailed review of her when she was at bamboo in Hendon. 

She was shit then and shit now.  Exactly as you describe and rubbish oily massage with no effort.  When I was coming she let go and stepped back.  WTF! I grabbed her hand and put it back into position and told her to continue and not to stop. 

She also wanted £69 b2b which I refused abs regret settling for £30 for HE. I hadn’t realised it was the same girl from bamboo til I recognised the shit massage abs her lack of talking or understanding.

It's a shame because pre covid they had some really good girls at this place but now I haven't really been happy with service I've had there.

then again I'm finding that in more than few places I've been to in the past, either the girls aren't that interested in giving a decent massage as well as a little teasing or they just want way too much money. Offers of £80 b2b just kill the mood and then I may as well just finish the massage then go to plan B pump and dump nearby.

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They do 4 hands... man this work from home lets not have an office in london shit is driving me mad!  :dash:
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They do 4 hands... man this work from home lets not have an office in london shit is driving me mad!  :dash:

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I was in Chapel Market and decided to look at the place.  I should warn people that the massage rooms are located in the basement of the shop.  The shop is a Hair Salon and saw many ladies inside getting their hair done, not very discreet.  Decided not to go in.

Place is called Flanx hair salon.
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Sai Romyen or whatever it's called in Stratford, popped in as was nearby for a punt. The mama-san mentioned before seemed to suss what I was about quite quickly and said Saturday would be a better prospect as they had three or four staff on who'd "be better to see". So it does seem to be game on, just not with her.

Offline studentoflife

Aroma Health Spa near Baker St, chiltern st

£45 for 45, there’s a shower but not in-room. Overall the place is clean and modern, rare for such establishments.

Greeted by a gaggle of aged Asian women upon entry, they were speaking English so a mixed bag of nationalities it seems. Imagine why surprise when an early 30s leggy blonde polish woman entered the room as the masseuse. I forgot her name, but she works mon-wed, and continued for a fairly vanilla massage for about 30 mins before prompting if she could do anything more for me.

I agreed to £50 for topless HR, I’m not a fan of overpaying but she was firm on £40 for HR and alluded to naked being £100 (I had to suppress a genuine snicker) so I opted for the midway point since I hate being blue balled.

To her credit, she has a very slim figure with perky well done fake tits and delivered a sensual finish all over said tits. She was also pleasant and made easy conversation. 

Wouldn’t return due to the high prices, but I definitely enjoyed my time.
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Offline El Jefe

Kelly at Elverson Road/147 Brookmill Road SE8
Tel: 07470 806 668

I can't remember what days they said she works.

I visited Kelly and paid £40 for a 45 minute massage, looks wise I found her facially quite plain. I told her I wanted the large room with the shower and she left me to get undressed, when she returned to the room she asked me to lie-down and and she removed my underwear then gave me a good soft massage with lots of brushes of my cock and bumhole.

After 15 minutes she asked what else I wanted and I said everything, I asked for FS but she said she didn't have a condom so we setttled on B2B for £60, I tried to haggle down to £40 but she wasn't having it, I'm aware I overpaid but I hadn't punted for quite a while so I didn't care.

B2B turned into light DFK with tongues, good OWO, RO and 69, she was very clean, I finished by cumming in her mouth which I think she spat out. Overall a pleasent experience.
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Kelly at 147 Brookmill Road SE8
Tel: 07470 806 668

I can't remember what days they said she works.

I visited Kelly and paid £40 for a 45 minute massage, looks wise I found her facially quite plain. I told her I wanted the large room with the shower and she left me to get undressed, when she returned to the room she asked me to lie-down and and she removed my underwear then gave me a good soft massage with lots of brushes of my cock and bumhole.

After 15 minutes she asked what else I wanted and I said everything, I asked for FS but she said she didn't have a condom so we setttled on B2B for £60, I tried to haggle down to £40 but she wasn't having it, I'm aware I overpaid but I hadn't punted for quite a while so I didn't care.

B2B turned into light DFK with tongues, good OWO, RO and 69, she was very clean, I finished by cumming in her mouth which I think she spat out. Overall a pleasent experience.

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Any description on her, face, body or a link

Body is slightly chubby but not fat, medium size tits and nipples, ass is average size.

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Body is slightly chubby but not fat, medium size tits and nipples, ass is average size.

Probably size 12, chebs 36 B if not C, I'd say.  The RO was the highlight for me, she was otherwise greedy in pushing for OWO/FS.

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Do you know the ethnicity of the girl in the ad?

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Wonder what this new 'European massage centre in Hackney' is :unknown:

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 :music:Elverson Rd Chinese parlour, Lewisham.
Mei Mei (May May) - 40+, pudgy size 12ish, natural B/Cs, 5'3"ish, plain face, pleasant manner with a slightly flirty edge, limited English but she tries (not as fluent as Kelly or Tina).  Massage "skills" nothing much; soft hands; soft, dry skin on legs.  Wanted 60 for b2b and 100 for FS!!!  Not a chance!  Reassuringly she said "must wear condom" but then the question begs was she having to say this because others were expecting different at this place?   :unknown:
Declined and resigned to enduring her lack of skill for another 15 mins (30 for 30).  Then she countered with 40 for b2b, foolishly I accepted, touching outside only, no RO, no OW(O), she showed little skill with touch or wank. C-section on her roly belly.  Nips not very responsive not notable in size.
Working Sundays.

Bamboo, Balham behind the Sainsbury's.
Cindy, friendly Chinese 40+ matron, 5'2" ish, cheerful, smiley and flirty. Better than average face, chunky size 10.  Promising cleavage on show (C/D naturals).  Works weekends.  Massage ok, keen to get things going. 20/40/60 seemed acceptable to her.  Opted for b2b.  Whilst her boobs were a good handful she didn't use them with much skill.  Soft skin.  Limited touching, no insertion.  Handgame was persistent, single speed tossing with increasing amounts of oil.  Functional but hardly worth repeating. 

Golden Sunshine, North End Road, West Kensington.
Lulu, friendly, petite, 5'ish, body of a pubescent girl, no fat, As in a sport bra, 40+, good English. 30 for 30.  Soft, warm hands which she used with some limited skill to ease some tension.  Knelt either side of my head to lean down my body. 10 mins in she was asking about extras.  She accepted 40 for b2b without quibble and quickly shucked her clothes.  She was awkward but playful, no insertions, tiny pussy, no RO as she claimed she hadn't washed but she looked and smelt clean. Guided my fingers to her clit and directed the pace of rubbing.  She used a good amount of oil and asked how I liked it when she realised her standard shuffling wasn't getting me there.  Changed up her method and also listened to instruction which delivered satisfying results.  May try again.
Works weekends.

Forever Young, Chinese parlour, West Kensington.
Judy - "Spanish", late 20s/early 30s, angular GND face, size 6/8 toned body, 5'4+, fake Ds, soft skin, beach tan with tanlines.  Friendly, passable English.  Speaks multiple languages incl Romanian.  Accent is EE not Spanish.  Meh massage, offered extras about 10 mins in to 30 for 30.  Wanted 60+ for b2b but accepted 40.  Fairly quickly into 69 allowing fingering with limited insertion in her small, wet puss.  Cornhole had a couple of polyps.  No RO.  She was wanking me determinedly onto her hard breasts, she seemed amused by how much I decorated them.  Shame about the fakes, would otherwise be tempted to re-try and see if she warmed up to better value as her attitude was quite promising for a Romanian citizen of Spain.
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^^ Judy works weekends.  Probably had a little lip filler.  Blonde streaked hair, shaven below.
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@El Jefe, when you saw Kelly was she alone or was the guy there manning reception? 
For those not in the know this place at 147 Brookmill is also referred to as Elverson Rd.

Forgot to say above:
Elverson, man running reception.  English passable, manner respectful.
Bamboo, only Cindy on site.
Golden Sunshine, another lady was on reception and also available to service, didn't fancy the look of her and didn't ask her name.  5'3+, slender, A/Bs probably, yellowed teeth, 35-45, quiet spoken and reserved, not flirty or cheerful trying to sell herself.
Forever Young, usual mamasan on duty, friendly, good English, pretty sure she doesn't service.  There was another Chinese girl working but busy, think she was referred to as Emily.
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@El Jefe, when you saw Kelly was she alone or was the guy there manning reception? 
For those not in the know this place at 147 Brookmill is also referred to as Elverson Rd.

Forgot to say above:
Elverson, man running reception.  English passable, manner respectful.
Bamboo, only Cindy on site.
Golden Sunshine, another lady was on reception and also available to service, didn't fancy the look of her and didn't ask her name.  5'3+, slender, A/Bs probably, yellowed teeth, 35-45, quiet spoken and reserved, not flirty or cheerful trying to sell herself.
Forever Young, usual mamasan on duty, friendly, good English, pretty sure she doesn't service.  There was another Chinese girl working but busy, think she was referred to as Emily.

There was no man running reception but I spotted 2 other women there, I don’t know who they were.

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:music:Elverson Rd Chinese parlour, Lewisham.
Mei Mei (May May) - 40+, pudgy size 12ish, natural B/Cs, 5'3"ish, plain face, pleasant manner with a slightly flirty edge, limited English but she tries (not as fluent as Kelly or Tina).  Massage "skills" nothing much; soft hands; soft, dry skin on legs.  Wanted 60 for b2b and 100 for FS!!!  Not a chance!  Reassuringly she said "must wear condom" but then the question begs was she having to say this because others were expecting different at this place?   :unknown:
Declined and resigned to enduring her lack of skill for another 15 mins (30 for 30).  Then she countered with 40 for b2b, foolishly I accepted, touching outside only, no RO, no OW(O), she showed little skill with touch or wank. C-section on her roly belly.  Nips not very responsive not notable in size.
Working Sundays.

Bamboo, Balham behind the Sainsbury's.
Cindy, friendly Chinese 40+ matron, 5'2" ish, cheerful, smiley and flirty. Better than average face, chunky size 10.  Promising cleavage on show (C/D naturals).  Works weekends.  Massage ok, keen to get things going. 20/40/60 seemed acceptable to her.  Opted for b2b.  Whilst her boobs were a good handful she didn't use them with much skill.  Soft skin.  Limited touching, no insertion.  Handgame was persistent, single speed tossing with increasing amounts of oil.  Functional but hardly worth repeating. 

Golden Sunshine, North End Road, West Kensington.
Lulu, friendly, petite, 5'ish, body of a pubescent girl, no fat, As in a sport bra, 40+, good English. 30 for 30.  Soft, warm hands which she used with some limited skill to ease some tension.  Knelt either side of my head to lean down my body. 10 mins in she was asking about extras.  She accepted 40 for b2b without quibble and quickly shucked her clothes.  She was awkward but playful, no insertions, tiny pussy, no RO as she claimed she hadn't washed but she looked and smelt clean. Guided my fingers to her clit and directed the pace of rubbing.  She used a good amount of oil and asked how I liked it when she realised her standard shuffling wasn't getting me there.  Changed up her method and also listened to instruction which delivered satisfying results.  May try again.
Works weekends.

Forever Young, Chinese parlour, West Kensington.
Judy - "Spanish", late 20s/early 30s, angular GND face, size 6/8 toned body, 5'4+, fake Ds, soft skin, beach tan with tanlines.  Friendly, passable English.  Speaks multiple languages incl Romanian.  Accent is EE not Spanish.  Meh massage, offered extras about 10 mins in to 30 for 30.  Wanted 60+ for b2b but accepted 40.  Fairly quickly into 69 allowing fingering with limited insertion in her small, wet puss.  Cornhole had a couple of polyps.  No RO.  She was wanking me determinedly onto her hard breasts, she seemed amused by how much I decorated them.  Shame about the fakes, would otherwise be tempted to re-try and see if she warmed up to better value as her attitude was quite promising for a Romanian citizen of Spain.

Blimey, what did you do in the afternoon?  :)

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Thai mate

Girl in front in the photo does not look thai but EE.  Despite it being a Thai place. 

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Girl in front in the photo does not look thai but EE.  Despite it being a Thai place.

You need to get to spec savers  :D
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She reminds of a Hungarian or German girl from Mai Thai in Hendon. 

Anyone tried this girl in question?

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Golden sunshine NE road - Date 16-mar-22

A quick review following LLP recent visit I decided to pay one myself.

I was out west and decided to stop off at West Kensington and walked down to the little store front which is about half way down North end road. This was lunch time and seemed busy. Heard at least another 2 punters come and go while there.

Ruby (I think) started me off as Suki was attending another client. They did a swap midway. Suki seems much more delightful and chatty. Massage from both was mediocre at best.  I only went in for 30mins and on the 20min mark was asked B2B. There’s the “how much you normally pay?”  I said £40. Which she agreed too. Didn’t ask for money upfront as is so common these days. 
Good experience. Nice enough figure. Didn’t do body slides but spent an some  time sucking my nipples (love that shit).  HJ that followed was great too. 👍

Probably will go back, though it does seem quite popular. I may pay visit to some of the others around. 


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Visit March 2022.. Skyline Lee High Road.
Finally broke my skyline virginity.
Visited on a sunny Friday and met by the friendly madam. Booked an hour in with Colombian Sara. I found her v attractive with a good curvy body..
Good massage where my hands roamed all over her legs.. she then did some sexy reach unders and we discussed extras.. Agreed an extra 100 for b2b, oral and sex..
She stripped to reveal an excellent body some good art work on her thighs , bum and back.. Good arse which I reckon she’s maybe had done and very good large enhanced boobs with pointy hard nipples..
We then enjoyed v good OWO, kissing (no tongues), and vigorous sex in a number of positions which i felt she enjoyed and she definitely got wet.. I also at times felt I was going really deep and almost touching her cervix (all sex was protected). Eventually I cane in the bag..
As there was time left - she gave me a massage on front and eventually another hand job whilst I had two or three fingers deep in her pussy.
I came again and after a decent short head massage, time was up I used the shower , said goodbye to madam and made my way back out onto Lee High Road. Worth noting that Sara had a shower after me which was good. Would definitely visit again.

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Visit March 2022.. Skyline Lee High Road.
Finally broke my skyline virginity.
Visited on a sunny Friday and met by the friendly madam. Booked an hour in with Colombian Sara. I found her v attractive with a good curvy body..
Good massage where my hands roamed all over her legs.. she then did some sexy reach unders and we discussed extras.. Agreed an extra 100 for b2b, oral and sex..
She stripped to reveal an excellent body some good art work on her thighs , bum and back.. Good arse which I reckon she’s maybe had done and very good large enhanced boobs with pointy hard nipples..
We then enjoyed v good OWO, kissing (no tongues), and vigorous sex in a number of positions which i felt she enjoyed and she definitely got wet.. I also at times felt I was going really deep and almost touching her cervix (all sex was protected). Eventually I cane in the bag..
As there was time left - she gave me a massage on front and eventually another hand job whilst I had two or three fingers deep in her pussy.
I came again and after a decent short head massage, time was up I used the shower , said goodbye to madam and made my way back out onto Lee High Road. Worth noting that Sara had a shower after me which was good. Would definitely visit again.

Glad you had a good time but 150 in a tiny parlour room on a hard massage table is kinda crazy rates.   :crazy:
Sara is definitely gouging prices there and not to be done to drive prices up lest all the girls get that greedy.  For that money I'd get in the Olina cutey queue or try better looking indies in the 120-150 bracket who have good accommodation and a decent bed for antics.  Let's please not give that place the idea it's something it's not.

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Glad you had a good time but 150 in a tiny parlour room on a hard massage table is kinda crazy rates.   :crazy:
Sara is definitely gouging prices there and not to be done to drive prices up lest all the girls get that greedy.  For that money I'd get in the Olina cutey queue or try better looking indies in the 120-150 bracket who have good accommodation and a decent bed for antics.  Let's please not give that place the idea it's something it's not.

I visited Skyline this week and there was a new softer bed. I was told a lot of customers complained, so that's probably the reason why. I'm not sure if there's new beds in both rooms but there was a comfortable new massage table in the right room.

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I'd not noticed Beauty Spring on Middlesex Street before but the red neon 'MASSAGE' sign above the door looks quite tacky yet hopeful.  I did notice however a steady stream of men going in but leaving very quickly which makes me think it's legit? Or just very booked up.

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I visited Skyline this week and there was a new softer bed. I was told a lot of customers complained, so that's probably the reason why. I'm not sure if there's new beds in both rooms but there was a comfortable new massage table in the right room.

Thanks FC, that reminds me they did mention they were waiting for a new table to arrive a little while back; apparently it's a fancy professional one, metal frame, sturdy.  Still waiting for news of new talent there.

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I'd not noticed Beauty Spring on Middlesex Street before but the red neon 'MASSAGE' sign above the door looks quite tacky yet hopeful.  I did notice however a steady stream of men going in but leaving very quickly which makes me think it's legit? Or just very booked up.

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Just took a look at their website, all the signs it is a more than just massage: red neon sign, pics of girl in short skirt and open until 2am!! They need to be careful as that's where Kelly's shop was and following complaints to council by nosy neighbours it was shut down.
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Just took a look at their website, all the signs it is a more than just massage: red neon sign, pics of girl in short skirt and open until 2am!! They need to be careful as that's where Kelly's shop was and following complaints to council by nosy neighbours it was shut down.

It's at the junction with Bishopsgate, I was waiting for someone there and saw it doing quite steady trade.

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Anyone know where Nisa (supposedly Turkish-Polish) girl is currently working?  She used to be in Akos pre-Covid then went to Skyline....

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On the topic of skyline.
Assume no one has ever seen someone receiving legit beauty treatments in there?

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Cock massage quality as a beauty treatment.

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Cock massage quality as a beauty treatment.

I've been told it's "pretty" enough times :sarcastic:

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On the topic of skyline.
Assume no one has ever seen someone receiving legit beauty treatments in there?

Ha ha, nope. Can just imagine that.

“Oh you actually want a manicure? Erm ok, wait until one of our ladies is done tugging her punter and I’ll ask if she knows how to do nails.”

Offline Griffin75

Ha ha, nope. Can just imagine that.

“Oh you actually want a manicure? Erm ok, wait until one of our ladies is done tugging her punter and I’ll ask if she knows how to do nails.”

This would be comedy gold!!!!

Offline hugo.freeman

Does anyone know of any massage places that are on treatwell app that offers extras?

I appreciate 99% of them will be legit but I've come across a couple that I recognised as offering extras.   

The reason I ask is because it's quite easy to knock out a new account and get £10 off a one hour massage with a voucher code.
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Offline hugo.freeman

Also does anyone know or any cheap places for a one hour massage at a shop in London that is less than £50 or less than £30 for 30 min?  £50 seems to be the going door rate at the moment.

Finally any recommendations for shops around Canary wharf pls?

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This would be comedy gold!!!!

You actually do see Muslim women in East London TCM waiting rooms though.

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You actually do see Muslim women in East London TCM waiting rooms though.

I have heard of rich Arab women coming to the uk to have their Fanny’s cleaned out orally by expert tcm masseuses. Under the radar and all that

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Also does anyone know or any cheap places for a one hour massage at a shop in London that is less than £50 or less than £30 for 30 min?  £50 seems to be the going door rate at the moment.

Finally any recommendations for shops around Canary wharf pls?

Also keen on any Wharf recommendations i can sneak out to!

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I have heard of rich Arab women coming to the uk to have their Fanny’s cleaned out orally by expert tcm masseuses. Under the radar and all that

These look more legit. Sciatica.

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shop in chingford near chingford mount. nothing fancy but massage done on proper table and shower en suite.

got 40 per hour as it was during the day. receptionist was a bit chubby and grim but to my surprise the masseuse was slim and friendly although older (late 40s at least). i relaxed and let her work my back for a very firm massage. some light cc swipes while doing my thighs and then on the flip offered 20 for hr and 40 for b2b. i went for hr only and felt her body a bit, rubbing her pussy a bit and her ass (slim but not toned). didn't get to her tits but i think she was wearing a heavily padded bra as she was very slim but looked busty. the hr itself was not the best although she did some ball play to start. she got a load out of me pretty quickly and finished with the rest of the massage. showered, tipped, and left.

mimi works mon and thurs there, her service is fine (maybe HR will be better on repeat visit and more instructions from me) and price is decent.